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Speaker 1: The Jewil Show on demand. It's another jewbil phone frame

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Speaker 1: Heday Mornings on that's twenties. Hello. Hi, this is Sad

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Speaker 1: calling from doctor office. I was looking for Meredith. This

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Speaker 1: is she. Hello Meredith. How are you today? I'm doing well? Thanks? So,

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Speaker 1: how can I help you? Well, it's not really about

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Speaker 1: how you can help me, is it? How can I

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Speaker 1: help you? I'm excited? Okay, what are you excited for?

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Speaker 1: I'm excited for the birth of your new child. Um,

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Speaker 1: thank you me too. You're welcome. Have something to tell

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Speaker 1: me or what? Oh? I'm so sorry. I got so

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Speaker 1: excited that I didn't explain why I was calling, did I?

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Speaker 1: I am the Oh? How do I describe it? My

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Speaker 1: job title is birthing coordinator, but that's pretty boring. Okay,

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Speaker 1: but I like to think of myself more as like

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Speaker 1: a conductor, the birthing conductor at our doctor's office. I'm

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Speaker 1: a little confused. I mean, it was just their last week,

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Speaker 1: and should I have spoken to you then? And I

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Speaker 1: didn't speak to you then when we were well, No,

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Speaker 1: I was on a silent retreat that day when you

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Speaker 1: came in. Have you ever been one of those? I haven't. Okay, Well,

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Speaker 1: it's a retreat where you're silent for a whole week,

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Speaker 1: you don't speak at all. It's amazing. You should try it,

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Speaker 1: and you will sort of be trying it when you

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Speaker 1: give birth to your new baby, Thanky. What does that mean? Well,

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Speaker 1: they should have told you we're gonna receive a phone

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Speaker 1: call from me. If they didn't, I apologize, But like

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Speaker 1: I said, I'm the birthing coordinator, the conductor. This is

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Speaker 1: an art for me, and I put together a birthing

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Speaker 1: package for you that you are going to love. And

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Speaker 1: I think that the first thing. Wait, wait, Michelle there,

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Speaker 1: because I spoke to Michelle last week and i'd really

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Speaker 1: like to go back to how things were with Michelle.

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Speaker 1: I'm not really interested on anything new. I'd like to

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Speaker 1: speak to Michelle so that i can make sure that

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Speaker 1: what we talked about last seek is the plan that's

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Speaker 1: going into motion. Right, Well, let me speak to you first,

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Speaker 1: and then if you really, really really don't like the

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Speaker 1: amazing event that I've planned for you, then I'll let

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Speaker 1: you speak to Michelle. I'd like, Jaana, I need you

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Speaker 1: to go through this quickly because I'm not really interested,

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Speaker 1: So go ahead. The cabin has been booked. What do

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Speaker 1: you mean a cabin, the cabin on the lake. They

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Speaker 1: should have told you a little bit about that. No,

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Speaker 1: I'm delisting in a hospital. Well that was the plan, yes,

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Speaker 1: and that's part of the revisions I'd like to make.

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Speaker 1: There's a lake that I think would be a beautiful

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Speaker 1: setting for you to give birth in. Give birth in

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Speaker 1: a cabin. No, I'm not giving birth in a cabin. No,

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Speaker 1: you're not giving birth in a cabin. That you want

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Speaker 1: me to give birth in a cabin. No, I'm so sorry.

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Speaker 1: You must have misunderstood. You're giving birth in the lake.

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Speaker 1: It's a lake birth, a silent lake birthe for you.

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Speaker 1: So you'll be in the lake alone. The choir will

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Speaker 1: be on the shore and you'll wade out into the

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Speaker 1: lake and there you will give birth. Do you know

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Speaker 1: anything about delivery, because this is crazy thinking. Well, before

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Speaker 1: you go head out into the lake, the choir will

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Speaker 1: sing to you in the cabin. It'll be a very

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Speaker 1: intimate situation where they'll just be singing to the baby,

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Speaker 1: and with a direct path to the baby, so they'll

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Speaker 1: be singing in that area that I am not letting

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Speaker 1: a choir singing to my vagina as a baby is

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Speaker 1: getting a little too ridiculous. I don't know who you are,

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Speaker 1: but I need to speak to the shell right now.

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Speaker 1: Well how about you speak to your sister Katie instead?

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Speaker 1: What are you talking about? I'm talking about that. This

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Speaker 1: is actually Jewel from The Jewel Show doing a phone

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Speaker 1: prank on you and your sister Katie set you up?

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Speaker 1: Oh I got you. I got you. You don't think

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Speaker 1: a choir and a lake you do that? This is

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Speaker 1: so great, that terrible. I just want to mess with

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Speaker 1: you a little, you know. I'm so excited about this

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Speaker 1: for you, and everything's gonna go just as you already

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Speaker 1: set up. But I just want to have a little fun.

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Speaker 1: Are you sure you don't want me to try to

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Speaker 1: book a choir? Like I said? No. The Jewel Show

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Speaker 1: on Demand