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Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that's ready to change the doorbell game,

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Speaker 1: and that's why they partnered with Ring to create the

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Speaker 1: new doorbell confetti cannon. That's a party for your neighbor

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Speaker 1: looking to borrow a cup of sugar. But delivery drivers

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Speaker 1: will never emotionally recover oh Man. After laser stories, the

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Speaker 1: segments order read weird news stories around the globe just

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Speaker 1: like everyone else does, except we've got a laser. Those

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Speaker 1: are o their ding dong disco parties, just don't. This

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Speaker 1: first laser story is out of northern California. The other

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Speaker 1: day at six am, reports came into nine to one

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Speaker 1: one that a forty seven year old man named Trevor

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Speaker 1: Austerian was driving recklessly around town while doing whippets.

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Speaker 2: Bro I mean there's an age where you're I mean,

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Speaker 2: you shouldn't be doing that, but also you're too old.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, if you don't know, Whippits is another name for

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Speaker 1: nitrous oxide or laughing gas, to use in cans of

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Speaker 1: whipped cream, and Trevor's front passenger seat was filled with them.

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Speaker 1: Cups say. At one point, trev lost control of his

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Speaker 1: land rover at an unsafe speed, hit a curb plowed

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Speaker 1: through a bank sign, then hit several small trees, snapping

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Speaker 1: them off at the root.

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Speaker 3: I'm so glad you didn't say small children.

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Speaker 1: Then went through a parking lot and slammed into a

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Speaker 1: brick wall. Was like a movie.

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Speaker 3: He stopped himself.

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Speaker 1: Eventually his car was totaled and Trevor was trapped inside.

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Speaker 1: So he just kept doing whippets until the cops yanked

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Speaker 1: him out.

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Speaker 4: I'm not even joking. I think I saw the video

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Speaker 4: of this, Like I saw a video of a guy

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Speaker 4: at a crash scene and they approached like are you okay,

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Speaker 4: and he just looks up and he grabs it. He's

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Speaker 4: got the car, hits it.

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Speaker 1: You can't let him go to waste yet.

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Speaker 4: Thanksgiving commercial.

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Speaker 1: So eventually they got him out, took him to a

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Speaker 1: hospital and then to jail. Yeah, he's facing charges for

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Speaker 1: driving under the influence. And cops say he's lucky he

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Speaker 1: didn't kill anyone, let alone himself.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, he's gonna be one of those people that make

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Speaker 2: it so we have to go behind the counter in

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Speaker 2: order to get the whip crit.

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Speaker 1: This next lazer stories out of the beverage Oasis. The

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Speaker 1: canned water brand Liquid Death is selling the first ever

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Speaker 1: music streaming urn.

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Speaker 2: Od yep, Wait, is it like a speaker, like a

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Speaker 2: Bluetooth speaker that you can put your dead one.

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Speaker 1: Sort of like, so when you're dead and gone, your

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Speaker 1: ashes can keep on rocking out.

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Speaker 3: The speakers inside.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, they teamed up with Spotify for it, and it's

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Speaker 1: a built in Bluetooth speaker up in the lid, so

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Speaker 1: the music plays inside the urn.

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Speaker 2: I see, so you could punish your loved ones by

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Speaker 2: putting on our show till the end of time.

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Speaker 3: I love that.

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Speaker 4: Don't worry, be Happy to be in mind.

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Speaker 1: They even made a jokey ad for it that says

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Speaker 1: it's a serious upgrade for your post life experience. The

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Speaker 1: ad also cites a stat that claims music can reduce

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Speaker 1: your odds of a haunting by forty seven percent.

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Speaker 3: I wonder if you still get a Spotify wrapped at

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Speaker 3: the end of the year.

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Speaker 1: I mean, that is an interesting question. Like jose said,

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Speaker 1: you want don't worry, Be Happy as the song that

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Speaker 1: plays forever in your earn. You guys have one red

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Speaker 1: red Wine.

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Speaker 3: I can't listen to the same song over and over again,

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Speaker 3: so somebody's gonna be after I'm.

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Speaker 2: A nominating Ashton to make me a good afterlife playlist.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, next week? Yeah, okay, yeah, but I

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Speaker 3: need new hits too, so I don't sound old and dated.

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Speaker 1: I think I want staying alive. But the Beg's in

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Speaker 1: mind the.

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Speaker 4: Irony, Hello darkness, mild friend.

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Speaker 1: Oh yes, well Highway to Hell. That would be fun.

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Speaker 1: Oh now the price tag might affect your current life

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Speaker 1: experience though, or at least your bank balance, because they're

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Speaker 1: not cheap. It costs each urn costs four hundred and

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Speaker 1: ninety five dollars.

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Speaker 3: No, you know what's messed up.

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Speaker 2: You put funeral or wedding at the beginning of anything

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Speaker 2: and it doubles the cost.

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Speaker 3: It's just how it is.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but maybe it's just like a really good speaker.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it beats by traps cremation.

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Speaker 4: Cheaper than a whole funeral, right, maybe you're saving money.

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Speaker 3: It's all expensive.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, they only made one hundred and fifty of them,

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Speaker 1: so they'll probably sell out quickly or already have. Hey,

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Speaker 1: so there you go.

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Speaker 4: That be funny. You roll up to the funeral and

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Speaker 4: you just hear music playing. You're like someone turn your

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Speaker 4: phone off, like, oh no.

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Speaker 3: That's the arth.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, this next laser story is out of coffee corner Duncan.

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Speaker 1: Duncan realizes that sometimes trente venti jiganti coffee still isn't enough,

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Speaker 1: and that's why they're completely skipping cups and going straight

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Speaker 1: to offering customers coffee drinks in literal buckets.

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Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, Yeahay Starkway, who's doing Duncan? Yes, that's a

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Speaker 4: dunkin activity.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, isn't that classy? It has a handle on the bucket.

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Speaker 1: Kind of nice they are.

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Speaker 3: That be a hole for straw.

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Speaker 1: They are four hundred and eighty ounce containers with a

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Speaker 1: handle to help you haul around the way of your

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Speaker 1: iced coffee, and they also have a unique lid to

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Speaker 1: make sure nothing splashes out of the bucket with Yes,

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Speaker 1: selexis a very very long straw.

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Speaker 2: Wow. Nice, I just want to bathe in it.

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Speaker 3: It's good for your skin.

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Speaker 1: Multipurpose sure. For now, the bucket drinks are only in

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Speaker 1: a testing phase and being sold at select stores. However,

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Speaker 1: if they are successful, Duncan is open to selling them nationwide.

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Speaker 1: And they started eight dollars in eighty nine cents, not

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Speaker 1: including the beverage, just for the bucket alone.

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Speaker 2: Yet big Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I don't think you can get e free refill four

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Speaker 1: hundred and eighty ounce drink?

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Speaker 3: Are sure it's not forty eight ounce? Just because I'm

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Speaker 3: under any.

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Speaker 2: Picture of this and like it's big, But four hundred

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Speaker 2: and eighty wouldn't fit in this bucket.

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Speaker 1: With Brooks says, dunk and make them bigger. Let's go

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Speaker 1: to your final laser story out of hygiene headquarters. Okay,

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Speaker 1: a newswriter is going viral with a story on how

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Speaker 1: underwear doesn't last as long as you think.

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Speaker 2: So wait, if I'm wearing my own cartoon was good

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Speaker 2: old fashion?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you're probably in trouble there. Some experts claim you

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Speaker 1: should replace old undies every six months. Oh, it's not

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Speaker 1: new advice, but it got to mention. In the recent

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Speaker 1: Financial Times article, the owner of an underwear company talked

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Speaker 1: about it.

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Speaker 3: Oh, I bet they want you to replace it actual months.

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Speaker 1: But she also didn't pull it completely out of thin air.

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Speaker 1: She said, quote, doctors generally recommend replacing your boxers or

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Speaker 1: undergarments every six to nine months because washing doesn't remove

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Speaker 1: everything wash it.

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Speaker 2: I have ever had a doctor's appointment where underwear, Like I.

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Speaker 1: Thought she was gonna say, I have never washed my.

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Speaker 3: Under yeah, I have never worn under.

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Speaker 1: In other words, washing your tidy whities doesn't get rid

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Speaker 1: of all of the bacteria that you left behind. There,

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Speaker 1: viruses and funguses, those hang around to Jose, Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: I know that. You gotta tell me. The general advice

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Speaker 1: online is to replace underwear after half a year or

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Speaker 1: a maximum of fifty washes. So if you've been keeping

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Speaker 1: track and you're on washing number forty nine, maybe hit

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Speaker 1: up the store a sat.

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Speaker 3: I do what most.

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Speaker 4: Guys do with my boxers. I'm like, oh, there's a

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Speaker 4: whole forming I need to replace these.

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Speaker 3: I found my favorite parent. It's the only kind of

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Speaker 3: I know.

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Speaker 2: Really brand yes shouts though no shout outs pay me

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Speaker 2: Kim Karda.

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Speaker 1: As for this guy, he loves used underwear, not his own,

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Speaker 1: of course. He buys it in bulk off breaks.

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Speaker 3: No anywhere, and I don't know.

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Speaker 1: What he does with it. I have say that sound

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Speaker 1: means laser stronger. Just come to an end for the day.

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Speaker 3: A fun end.

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Speaker 1: Was fun. We're gonna do it again, same time on Monday.

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Speaker 3: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning