WEBVTT - Weirdhouse Cinema: Battle Beyond the Stars

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to Stuff to Blow your Mind production of I

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<v Speaker 1>Heart Radio. Hey, welcome to Weird House Cinema. This is

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<v Speaker 1>Rob Lamb and this is Joe McCormick. It's time once

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<v Speaker 1>more to venture into the realm of Star Wars knockoffs,

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<v Speaker 1>films that, regardless of their creative integrity, were clearly getting funded, made,

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<v Speaker 1>and or released in an attempt to cash in on

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<v Speaker 1>the juggernaut that was nineventy seven Star Wars. I think

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<v Speaker 1>this will be our third blatant Star Wars roboff movie. Yeah. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>last year we watched n The Humanoid and you also

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<v Speaker 1>brought up that, Yeah, that Message from Space was also

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<v Speaker 1>technically in this, uh this Wheelhouse as well. I would

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<v Speaker 1>say that I'm going to rank today's film second among

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<v Speaker 1>our Star Wars knockoffs. I think Message from Space is

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<v Speaker 1>probably my favorite. I'd go with Battle Beyond the Starrs

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<v Speaker 1>and then The Humanoid, though I enjoyed all three. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I might have to give Battle Beyond

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<v Speaker 1>the Stars uh the top honors of these three. But uh,

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<v Speaker 1>but but but all three, all three of them, I

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<v Speaker 1>would say, had things going for them that, like I say,

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<v Speaker 1>stand apart from the whole Star Wars craze. So it's

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<v Speaker 1>not it's not like they were just entirely you know,

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<v Speaker 1>Star Wars ripoffs. Uh, they were creative folks involved. But

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<v Speaker 1>certainly when you start looking at like the funding and

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<v Speaker 1>the production, like these things came to these these films

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<v Speaker 1>came to the surface because somebody was chasing that Star

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<v Speaker 1>Wars money. Oh and in this case, you don't even

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<v Speaker 1>have to wonder because this movie was produced by Roger Corman,

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<v Speaker 1>And you can watch interviews with the people who worked

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<v Speaker 1>on the special effects and and other behind the scenes

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<v Speaker 1>jobs on this movie who said, yeah, Corman went to

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<v Speaker 1>us and said, I want to make a Star Wars movie.

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<v Speaker 1>So yeah. But one other big difference I would say

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<v Speaker 1>is that while the Humanoids certainly had definitely had its,

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<v Speaker 1>Vader knockoff definitely had its. You know, we have Darth

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<v Speaker 1>Vader at home moment um, this film does not. And

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<v Speaker 1>I think that alone makes it feel a little more authentic.

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<v Speaker 1>But but we'll get into all that. That's actually a

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<v Speaker 1>major distinction of this as a Star Wars among Star

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<v Speaker 1>Wars knockoffs. And yeah, we we We'll have to get

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<v Speaker 1>into more detail on that later. But the movie today

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<v Speaker 1>is Battle Beyond the Stars. And uh, you know, we

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<v Speaker 1>had a listener right in and said, hey, you guys

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<v Speaker 1>should tell us where to get the movie early in

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<v Speaker 1>the episode in case we want to watch it before

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<v Speaker 1>you get into all the details. So I don't know,

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<v Speaker 1>I guess we can try that. So, hey, we watched

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<v Speaker 1>this movie on an excellent Shout Factory Blu ray that

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<v Speaker 1>came out. Um, this is one that comes in a

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<v Speaker 1>limited edition steel book for you know, some reason. We

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<v Speaker 1>rented it from Video Drume here in Atlanta for protection protection.

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<v Speaker 1>He has to protect it from the elements or from

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<v Speaker 1>bandits and um space faring warlords. But anyway, beautiful picture quality,

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<v Speaker 1>some fun extras. You can all so rent or by

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<v Speaker 1>this movie from most of your digital sources. Yes, and

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<v Speaker 1>Battle Beyond the Stars is a good one to watch

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<v Speaker 1>in high definition, even if not every frame of the

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<v Speaker 1>movie is necessarily worth it. The movie as a whole

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<v Speaker 1>is because it's really a mixed bag on art design,

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<v Speaker 1>on art design, costumes and sets. Uh, some stuff in

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<v Speaker 1>this movie is kind of phoned in, kind of Z

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<v Speaker 1>grade cheese. I would single out maybe some of the

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<v Speaker 1>spaceship interiors but not others. And so forth. And then

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<v Speaker 1>on the other hand, there are some sets and costumes

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<v Speaker 1>and things that are I popping lee weird or just

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<v Speaker 1>absolutely gorgeous. It varies wildly from scene to scene. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and I think that has I've seen people comment on

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<v Speaker 1>the film where they're like, yeah, each ship has it.

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<v Speaker 1>It feels like it's truly from another planet, from another

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<v Speaker 1>culture entirely. But yes, sometimes it feels like maybe the

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<v Speaker 1>people who designed the ship interiors were also from other planets,

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<v Speaker 1>from different effects studios and other planets. Yeah. Now we

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<v Speaker 1>mentioned the Star Wars connected. I also should point out

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<v Speaker 1>that I think there are some of those ship interiores

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<v Speaker 1>that also draw some inspiration from Alien as well. Um,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, certainly not from this film doesn't have much

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<v Speaker 1>to do with Aliens from a plotting or character point

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<v Speaker 1>of view, but as a as a as far as

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<v Speaker 1>some like lived in space environments go, and maybe one

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<v Speaker 1>of the planetary surfaces that we see it made me

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<v Speaker 1>think of Alien. And it's kind of noteworthy, right, because

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<v Speaker 1>this film involves the talents of a particular Alien fan

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<v Speaker 1>and future Alien franchise director James Cameron. Yes, and I

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<v Speaker 1>think you can really see the James Cameron influence in

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<v Speaker 1>things like, uh, the beautiful set of the planet where

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<v Speaker 1>Shad finds Robert Vaughan. Will get into the plot details

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<v Speaker 1>about that later. Um, but also the design of the

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<v Speaker 1>main character's ship, Nell, which looks very weird on the

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<v Speaker 1>outside and very alien esque on the inside, despite the

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<v Speaker 1>fact to that this is a back talking, two D

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<v Speaker 1>grandma kind of ship. Yeah, we have a character in

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<v Speaker 1>this film called Cowboy. He is, yes, his space Cowboy.

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<v Speaker 1>He's the only character from Earth and as goofy as

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<v Speaker 1>his characters, and we'll get into him. The interior of

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<v Speaker 1>his spaceship I thought felt very alien esque. It it

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<v Speaker 1>felt lived in in a way that reminded me of

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<v Speaker 1>of then Nostromo. Yeah, it's got crushed beer cans and

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<v Speaker 1>magazine cutouts pinned on the walls and stuff like that,

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<v Speaker 1>and it's dirty. Now I have to share just a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit from Michael Weldon's ride up on this film

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<v Speaker 1>from the book The Psychotronic Encyclopedia Film. I just found

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<v Speaker 1>this amusing. Uh So, if you've listened to Weird Oubt Cineman,

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<v Speaker 1>you know I love well then I'm always interested in

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<v Speaker 1>his take on movies, exploring and finding new movies through

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<v Speaker 1>his writings. But I think I'm gonna have to agree

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<v Speaker 1>to disagree with him on this one, because in his

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<v Speaker 1>review of Battle Beyond the Stars, he writes, some of

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<v Speaker 1>the gags were cut out and the editing could have

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<v Speaker 1>been better, but it's a lot more memorable and more

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<v Speaker 1>fun than the Empire strikes Back, And I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>about that. The funny thing is at least in the

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<v Speaker 1>reviews in this book. Uh, and in the follow up book.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not like he says anything bad about Star Wars

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<v Speaker 1>or Empire or or even um Return of the Jedi ultimately,

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<v Speaker 1>but he, uh, yeah, he's just like, well, Batt'll Beyond

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<v Speaker 1>the Stars it's just more fun. So I guess fair enough,

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<v Speaker 1>I can't tell you what to have fun with, but yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think I would agree there. I'm sorry, but

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<v Speaker 1>Batt'll Beyond the Stars is great fun. It is. It is,

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<v Speaker 1>absolutely So let's get into the elevator pitch here. Uh,

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<v Speaker 1>it's The Seven Samurai as a space opera, which is

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<v Speaker 1>a pretty smart move. It's a great structure to thrust

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<v Speaker 1>under a different setting or genre. The locals are facing

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<v Speaker 1>a bandit threat, so what do they do? They hire

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<v Speaker 1>up some lawyers to defend them. Yes, And I just

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<v Speaker 1>want to note an interesting double input of Kurasawa on

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<v Speaker 1>this movie. So Battle Beyond the Stars was clearly and

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<v Speaker 1>if you listen to the interviews with the filmmakers from

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<v Speaker 1>Corman's perspective, it was explicitly supposed to be a combination

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<v Speaker 1>of two influences, the Magnificent Seven from nineteen sixty and

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<v Speaker 1>Star Wars. Both of these movies could be considered Western

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<v Speaker 1>adaptations of different movies by a Kirakura Sawa. So the

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<v Speaker 1>connection with The Magnificent Seven is overt. It's just a

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<v Speaker 1>remake of Seven Samurai with cowboy gun slingers instead of

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<v Speaker 1>mercenary swordsman. And I haven't seen Magnificent Seven and probably

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<v Speaker 1>ten years or so that I recall it being pretty fun.

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<v Speaker 1>Of course, it's hard to compete with the source material, right,

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<v Speaker 1>this is a case of a an okay remake of

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<v Speaker 1>an original masterpiece. It's certainly a famous film, but I've

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<v Speaker 1>actually never seen the Magnificent Seven. I've seen the Seven Samurai,

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<v Speaker 1>but not Magnificent Seven. Great cast though, oh yeah, including

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<v Speaker 1>Robert Vaughan who's in this movie. So he was in

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<v Speaker 1>Battle Beyond the Stars and the movie that it's based on.

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<v Speaker 1>Um so yeah, so that's that's a that's a two

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<v Speaker 1>step there, Seven Samurai adapted into a Western as Magnificent

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<v Speaker 1>seven and then adapted into a space opera by Battle

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<v Speaker 1>Beyond the Stars. Now, the other half of this, of course,

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<v Speaker 1>is Star Wars, and Star Wars itself has elements that

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<v Speaker 1>are loosely based on a nineteen fifty eight Corsolwa film

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<v Speaker 1>called The Hidden Fortress. Rob Have you seen this one?

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<v Speaker 1>I never have, but I've I've I've often been tempted

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<v Speaker 1>to just to check it out because of this connection.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's fantastic. It's about two peasants and a

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<v Speaker 1>princess and a general played by Toshiro Mufune who are

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<v Speaker 1>trying to survive in the middle of a war between

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<v Speaker 1>two provinces. And if you watch Star Wars and Hidden

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<v Speaker 1>Fortress together, a lot of similarities really pop out. And

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<v Speaker 1>the most obvious, I think are the parallels between the

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<v Speaker 1>two peasants in The Hidden Fortress, who are sort of

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<v Speaker 1>traditional rustic clowns, like the the gaggle that runs along

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<v Speaker 1>with Bottom in Midsummer Night's Dream, you know, uh, the

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<v Speaker 1>their their rustic comedic relief, and uh, that's in the

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<v Speaker 1>Hidden Fortress, and then you've got the droids are two

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<v Speaker 1>D two and C three p O in Star Wars.

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<v Speaker 1>They're a very similar duo. In both movies, the action

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<v Speaker 1>begins with the sort of lowly bumbling down on their

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<v Speaker 1>luck characters who are mostly there for comic relief, trying

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<v Speaker 1>to escape the crossfire of two armies, and then they

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<v Speaker 1>become wrapped up in a in a lofty plot involving

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<v Speaker 1>an older general trying to save a princess. In both

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<v Speaker 1>cases interesting. So I thought it was notable that Battle

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<v Speaker 1>Beyond the Stars is not just a Star Wars rip off.

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<v Speaker 1>It is a mash up of two popular Western movies

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<v Speaker 1>that are both downstream from Kurosawa. So exactly how does

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<v Speaker 1>the mashup come together? Well, I would phrase it like this.

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<v Speaker 1>I would say the plot broadly is Magnificent seven slash

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<v Speaker 1>seven Samurai, and the details and the texture are from

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<v Speaker 1>Star Wars. That sounds fair. So I think you could

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<v Speaker 1>in a way look at this movie as like the

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<v Speaker 1>original Magnificent Seven, which was seven Samurai but as a Western,

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<v Speaker 1>and Battle beyond the Stars is seven Samurai but as

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<v Speaker 1>a Star Wars knockoff. Now there's another thing I'm always

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<v Speaker 1>on the lookout for when I watch Star Wars knockoffs.

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<v Speaker 1>I think we may have talked about this in our

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<v Speaker 1>episode on on the Humanoid Um, but I'm always curious

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<v Speaker 1>which elements from Star Wars get lifted and which do not, right,

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<v Speaker 1>because you know, you're not just making an exact copy

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<v Speaker 1>of the movie. You pick some things about it to

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<v Speaker 1>copy and you leave you leave out others. And for

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<v Speaker 1>some reason, it's interesting to me, like, what are the

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<v Speaker 1>features that people find salient or worth copying about Star Wars?

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<v Speaker 1>And also what what line designates going too far? Like

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<v Speaker 1>it seems it seems as if most filmmakers would agree

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<v Speaker 1>that you cannot have a lightsaber in your film if

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<v Speaker 1>you're not a Star Wars property. There are some glaring exceptions.

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<v Speaker 1>Star Crash does. Yeah, and when you when you break

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<v Speaker 1>that that rule, when you cross that line, I think

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<v Speaker 1>everybody kind of um, you know, has to sort of

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<v Speaker 1>look away. There's a there's a deep shame falls upon

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<v Speaker 1>everyone viewing and participating in the film. Totally agree. Um.

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<v Speaker 1>So a couple of things along these lines. I wanted

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<v Speaker 1>to mention right at the top, but maybe we can

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<v Speaker 1>mention some more um uh details that were copied or

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<v Speaker 1>not as we go along. But first thing I wanted

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<v Speaker 1>to draw attention to is Darth Vader design. I believe

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<v Speaker 1>one of the most universal features to be carried over

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<v Speaker 1>into a Star Wars copycat is the Darth Vader design.

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<v Speaker 1>Almost all of these movies have a menacing space lord

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<v Speaker 1>villain who wears a shiny black suit with some kind

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<v Speaker 1>of robotic entanglements and a Samurai inspired helmet, and this

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<v Speaker 1>movie is an exception. It clearly has a Darth Vader

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<v Speaker 1>inspired character whose name even rhymes with Vader, but this

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<v Speaker 1>character does not wear a Darth Vader type suit. And

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<v Speaker 1>I think there's a reason for this. Throb. We can

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<v Speaker 1>get to it when we talk about the actor, but

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<v Speaker 1>I wonder if you'll agree with me about the reasoning. Alright.

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<v Speaker 1>Second thing that is very often copied from a Star

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<v Speaker 1>Wars movie and is clearly and is present in this

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<v Speaker 1>one a planet killer weapon. This movie does not have

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<v Speaker 1>a death star, but it does have a space ship

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<v Speaker 1>that can shoot a beam that can destroy an entire planet.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, Well, let's go ahead and listen to the trailer.

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<v Speaker 1>Ruthless Invaders were a defenseless planet. Battle Beyond the Stars,

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<v Speaker 1>a bone youth escapes on a last ditch mission that

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<v Speaker 1>begins at the edge of the universe. The story of

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<v Speaker 1>a boy who finds more than he expected and all

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<v Speaker 1>he can handle. Does your species have kissing? Oh? Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>we have that. Try one. That's a hot dog. It

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<v Speaker 1>comes to Earth. Do you like it? There's no dog

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<v Speaker 1>in this soybean meal, nyasin dextros and sodium nitrate flavoring.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what we call meat back home. Battle Beyond the Stars,

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<v Speaker 1>All right, sounds like a lot of fun, right sure,

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<v Speaker 1>All right? Let's let's talk about the people who brought

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<v Speaker 1>this together. First of all, the director Jimmy T. Murakami,

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<v Speaker 1>who lived three American Irish animator of Japanese Americ and heritage.

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<v Speaker 1>He was also a director Ones Heavy Metal, helming the

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<v Speaker 1>soft Landing sequence alongside John Bruno, and this segment was

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<v Speaker 1>based on a comic pinned by Dan O'Bannon of Alien fame,

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<v Speaker 1>and was adapted for the film by Dan O'Bannon. Murrakami's

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<v Speaker 1>other directorial credits include um uncredited directorial work on nineteen

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<v Speaker 1>eighties Humanoids from the Deep, another Corman production, and various

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<v Speaker 1>animated credits, including directing the Twittsie pop how Many Licks

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<v Speaker 1>short commercial from nineteen sixty nine. Is this the one

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<v Speaker 1>with the owl? Yeah, this is the one of the

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<v Speaker 1>owl our our producer Seth will also he probably already

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<v Speaker 1>knows this, but uh. Murrakami also produced six episodes of

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<v Speaker 1>the original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles cartoon. Uh. He also

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<v Speaker 1>directed When the Wind Blows from six about an elderly

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<v Speaker 1>British couple who survived a nuclear war. And and he

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<v Speaker 1>was the co founder of Mora Commie Wolf Productions later

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<v Speaker 1>known as just fred Wolf Films. Who did that original

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<v Speaker 1>Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle show? Well, Folk, Seth just filled

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<v Speaker 1>us in with all kinds of animation connections. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>think he was recording what he said so unfortunately, but

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<v Speaker 1>suffice to say, apparently fred Wolf is important in a

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<v Speaker 1>whole seventies animation scene. Now, Joe, you you dived into

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<v Speaker 1>the making of stuff on this one a little more

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<v Speaker 1>than I did. I noticed that on Internet movie database

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<v Speaker 1>Roger Corman is listed as not only a producer but

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<v Speaker 1>an uncredited He has an uncredited director's credit. I am

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<v Speaker 1>to believe he would he would at least show up

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<v Speaker 1>and fire people and so forth. I think that's a

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<v Speaker 1>common uh dynamic with Corman, that he is he directing

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<v Speaker 1>this movie, not really but sort of. I think this

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<v Speaker 1>wouldn't even be the first Corman produced movie that was

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<v Speaker 1>like this. Oh. I think it was the case with um,

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<v Speaker 1>what was it the Brain Eaters that was sort of

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<v Speaker 1>half directed by Corman or at least produced by Corman

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<v Speaker 1>without a credit. Uh so, So yeah, I think that

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<v Speaker 1>kind of thing happened a lot. There are a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of great stories about Corman. So I watched part of

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<v Speaker 1>a making of documentary that comes on the Blu ray

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<v Speaker 1>if if you pick this, pick up the new Blu

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<v Speaker 1>ray of this one, which mostly featured interviews with the

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<v Speaker 1>visual effects crew, and so they had a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>great stories about about working with James Cameron and what

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<v Speaker 1>that was like on set. But one of the things

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<v Speaker 1>that stuck out to me was well, first of all,

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of talk about Corman ended up having to

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<v Speaker 1>do with the budget, of course, like how can we

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<v Speaker 1>get costs down? Because they pitched this as you know,

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<v Speaker 1>this was going to be like the biggest budget Corman

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<v Speaker 1>movie of all time. It was gonna be a lot

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<v Speaker 1>Corman's finally making a movie with like a mainstream level budget.

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<v Speaker 1>But I think in actual fact that the budget just

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<v Speaker 1>kept shrinking during production until this really was kind of

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<v Speaker 1>done on a shoestring compared to how it looks in

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<v Speaker 1>the end. But one of the stories, for example, is

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<v Speaker 1>that I think major parts of this were shot on

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<v Speaker 1>a studio that Corman had purchased that was formerly a

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<v Speaker 1>lumber yard, And they said that Corman didn't change the

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<v Speaker 1>signs on the on the studio lot, it's still said

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<v Speaker 1>lumberyard because he reasoned that the sets were less likely

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<v Speaker 1>to get burglarized if it was labeled the lumber yard

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<v Speaker 1>instead of a movie studio. And then they ended up

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<v Speaker 1>hiring people for the production because carpenters would show up

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<v Speaker 1>looking to buy lumber, not realizing it wasn't a lumber

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<v Speaker 1>yard anymore, and they'd be like, Hey, you want to

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<v Speaker 1>work on a movie. Oh that's good. Yeah, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>Well let's get into the writing credits on this. So,

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<v Speaker 1>uh there is, uh, there's a writer by the name

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<v Speaker 1>of Ann Dyer who has a story credit, one of

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<v Speaker 1>only two writing credits alongside nine up from the Depths.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a Charles B. Griffith Jaws knockoff starring Sam Bottoms

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<v Speaker 1>and also one of our Lee Ermi's first screen roles.

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<v Speaker 1>It's supposedly about a giant sturgeon looking fish attacking what's

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<v Speaker 1>supposed to be Hawaii, but it is a Roger Corman

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<v Speaker 1>production filmed in the Philippines. How have I never seen

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<v Speaker 1>this one? I thought I'd seen every Jaws knockoff one.

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<v Speaker 1>Cannot I don't think there's enough time in the life

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<v Speaker 1>in a single lifetime to do that, not yet, not

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<v Speaker 1>until science catches up with us. Um. But the main

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<v Speaker 1>screen writing credit on this one is is pretty noteworthy

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<v Speaker 1>because it is John Sailis Um born nineteen fifty. Uh.

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<v Speaker 1>This was only the fourth screen credit for Sailists, who

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<v Speaker 1>would go on to be an award winning screenwriter and director,

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<v Speaker 1>noted for such films as nineteen six is Lone Star,

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<v Speaker 1>which earned him an Academy Award nomination, is Passion Fish,

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<v Speaker 1>which which also earned him in a nomination. UH. Eight

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<v Speaker 1>Men Out four Is The Brother from Another Planet, ninety

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<v Speaker 1>seven Men with Guns and eighty seven's May Twin, which

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<v Speaker 1>I remember watching in film class. That's a solid and

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<v Speaker 1>serious film about union f It's in nineteen twenties West

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<v Speaker 1>Virginia starring Chris Cooper, James Earl Jones, and David Strathan.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that's interesting because I know Chris Cooper was also

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<v Speaker 1>in The Lone Star, which I haven't seen but I

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<v Speaker 1>was looking at. Yeah. Yeah, um yeah, that's that's a

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<v Speaker 1>good one. Very serious. Uh. These are, you know, serious

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<v Speaker 1>and prestigious films. But before he did any of that,

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<v Speaker 1>he also wrote the screenplays for Piranha, directed by Joe Dante. Uh,

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<v Speaker 1>nineteen eighties Alligator that that starred Robert Forrester and Ones,

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<v Speaker 1>The Howling, which was also directed by Joe Dante. So

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<v Speaker 1>he definitely has horror roots. Uh. He also wrote the

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<v Speaker 1>screenplay for nineteen eight six is the Clan of the

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<v Speaker 1>Cave Bear. And he directed not one, not two, but

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<v Speaker 1>three Bruce Springsteen videos Born in the USA, I'm on

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<v Speaker 1>Fire and Glory Days. Wow. I don't think I knew

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<v Speaker 1>there were music videos for any of those three songs. Yeah. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>in some form or another, he directed at least something

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<v Speaker 1>like a music video for for them. Huh. I gotta

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<v Speaker 1>look that up. I haven't seen Alligator in many years,

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<v Speaker 1>but if I'm remembering the right movie, I think that's

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<v Speaker 1>the one where they cast Richard Lynch in the in

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<v Speaker 1>the quint role. Oh I don't remember. Um, I think

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<v Speaker 1>I saw Alligator when I was a kid. I think

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<v Speaker 1>this is a sewer Gator movie. Wait, maybe thinking of

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<v Speaker 1>Alligator to the mutation. Yeah, but yes, yes, yes, it

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<v Speaker 1>is a sewer Gator movie. All right, let's get into

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<v Speaker 1>the cast on on this one, and we're gonna We're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna take the cast in the order that they're build,

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<v Speaker 1>which is I think I think is quite telling because

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<v Speaker 1>the top two names also apparently absorbed a great deal

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<v Speaker 1>of the budget for the movie. Oh really, this next

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<v Speaker 1>guy did? I feel like he kind of phoned it

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<v Speaker 1>in if you took all that much money. Well, it's

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<v Speaker 1>George Bopard, who plays our space cowboy, the only character

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<v Speaker 1>from Earth who goes by the name Cowboy. He is

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<v Speaker 1>called Cowboy, and he is a cowboy. Or actually I

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<v Speaker 1>think he sort of larks as a cowboy, because he

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<v Speaker 1>talks about how he spends all of his time watching

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<v Speaker 1>old Western movies, and so I think he may maybe

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<v Speaker 1>he is actually just a space trucker who puts on

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<v Speaker 1>the persona of a cowboy. He's a space trucker. Who's

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<v Speaker 1>gone insane in deep space all by himself, with only

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<v Speaker 1>West TV Westerns to keep him company, and has thus

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<v Speaker 1>taken on this this insane persona. He basically dresses like

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<v Speaker 1>a late seventies Texan trucker and he just drinks and

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<v Speaker 1>smokes constantly and frankly does little else in the film.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah now. Georgia ba bard Here was born in n

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<v Speaker 1>died in probably best remembered for playing the struggling writer

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<v Speaker 1>Paul var Jack in the one film Breakfast at Tiffany's

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<v Speaker 1>and also for playing Hannibal on TVs the A Team.

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<v Speaker 1>They made a movie out of it, uh remake, but

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<v Speaker 1>I don't recall who is in the Hannibal role. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>now I'm reminded. It's It's it's Nisan's, it's Liam's and

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<v Speaker 1>Islam Okay, oh this guy is the I love it

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<v Speaker 1>when a plan comes together guy. Yes, so yeah, he's

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<v Speaker 1>our he's our space cowboy and he has he has

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<v Speaker 1>top billings. So um the uh he's kind of it's

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<v Speaker 1>it's kind of one of the many Han Solo esque

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<v Speaker 1>characters in this without being quite as cool as Han Solo,

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<v Speaker 1>not even close. This movie has several Han solos. This

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<v Speaker 1>guy is. I think they think that he works as

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<v Speaker 1>Han Solo because he's a scoundrel. But just scoundrel nous

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<v Speaker 1>does does not a Han Solo make you gotta have

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<v Speaker 1>that charm as well? Well, we have another shot at

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<v Speaker 1>pulling off that charm because the next actor of note here,

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<v Speaker 1>who also I think was was paid pretty heavily compared

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<v Speaker 1>to the rest of the cast, is Robert Vaughan playing Guilt. Um.

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<v Speaker 1>Everyone I think has seen Robert Vaughan in something, Oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>he n sixteen and um. In this he plays an

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<v Speaker 1>emotionless assassin with a thousand enemies, um, which is essentially

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<v Speaker 1>this is basically the same role he played in The

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<v Speaker 1>Magnificent Seven, right, yes, and so he's in the Magnificent seven,

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<v Speaker 1>is one of the mercenaries. And I would say that

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<v Speaker 1>he even kind of dresses in this movie like his

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<v Speaker 1>character in Magnificent Seven. Yeah, yeah, he's He's a fun

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<v Speaker 1>character in this film, unlike Cowboy, who's just kind of

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<v Speaker 1>a one note gag that hangs out a little bit

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<v Speaker 1>too long. Guilt feels so you know, authentic. I buy

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<v Speaker 1>into the idea that here's this guy that has that

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<v Speaker 1>is totally emotionalless, but also he has this loneliness to him,

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<v Speaker 1>like he's all he's done, has earned himself riches and

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<v Speaker 1>h enemies, and now he has like maybe one shot

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<v Speaker 1>at doing something good with his life. I can buy

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<v Speaker 1>into all this. I will say, Von actually makes a

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<v Speaker 1>couple of interesting acting choices, if you can believe me

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<v Speaker 1>saying that about this movie. Uh maybe maybe we'll get

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<v Speaker 1>to those during the plot section. But yeah, he he's

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<v Speaker 1>doing something with it. So, like I say, if you've

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<v Speaker 1>watched films or TV, you've seen Robert Vaughan in something.

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<v Speaker 1>He's probably most notable for his roles in nineteen sixties

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<v Speaker 1>The Magnificent Seven, of course, nineteen Bullet starring Steve McQueen,

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<v Speaker 1>who was also in The Magnificent Seven, UM seventy four

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<v Speaker 1>is the Towering Inferno in three Superman three. So he

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<v Speaker 1>always had a great screen presence, you know, he was

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<v Speaker 1>he was a you know, a bit smooth, a bit menacing,

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<v Speaker 1>and this I think allowed him to play a wide

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<v Speaker 1>variety of villains and authority figures. So, for instance, you'll

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<v Speaker 1>find him as the voice of the Proteus four in

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<v Speaker 1>nineteen seventy seven's Demon Seed. But You'll also find him

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<v Speaker 1>in the nineteen seventy Chuck Heston Julius Caesar film. You'll

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<v Speaker 1>also see him pop up in things like Joe Diamato's

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<v Speaker 1>Zombie five or Um or the movie Pootie Tang. On TV.

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<v Speaker 1>He's done everything from Coronation Street to The A Team.

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<v Speaker 1>He played a vampire in Jim war Narski's nine nine

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<v Speaker 1>film Transylvania Twist, And of course he's also America's favorite lawyer.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh man, this is what I've been waiting to get to,

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<v Speaker 1>So if you're not familiar. Later in his career, Robert

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<v Speaker 1>Vaughn the actor had an extensive run as a quote

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<v Speaker 1>spokesman in personal injury lawyer commercials. I think with the

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<v Speaker 1>implicit intention of tricking people into thinking that this classy

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<v Speaker 1>yet tough looking attack dog was one of the lawyers

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<v Speaker 1>who worked at the firm being advertised. I remember years

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<v Speaker 1>ago we had some kind of but something on our fridge.

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<v Speaker 1>It was either a magnet or a cutout of a

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<v Speaker 1>magazine ad or something, but it was for a local

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<v Speaker 1>law firm and it had a picture of this guy

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<v Speaker 1>of Robert Vaughan and then down at the bottom and

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<v Speaker 1>fine printed said Robert Vaughan spokesman. And you know, I

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<v Speaker 1>think in this picture he was jacket off, wearing suspenders

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<v Speaker 1>and to tie so real ready to tussle. Look, I

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<v Speaker 1>think they're going for a feeling of that. This guy

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<v Speaker 1>makes claim suggesters just with their pants like they are

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<v Speaker 1>terrified of him. Uh. And if you look it up

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<v Speaker 1>on YouTube, you can find tons of Robert Vaughan lawyer

0:26:08.720 --> 0:26:15.600
<v Speaker 1>commercials millions of dollars. That's knowledge, that's experience, that success.

0:26:16.240 --> 0:26:21.840
<v Speaker 1>You've got one opportunity for justice. Why except less put

0:26:21.840 --> 0:26:24.800
<v Speaker 1>the law firm with they proven track record to work

0:26:25.520 --> 0:26:28.320
<v Speaker 1>for you. And I would say, I want, I want

0:26:28.320 --> 0:26:31.840
<v Speaker 1>to pose it that Robert Vaughan's success as a spokesman

0:26:31.880 --> 0:26:36.440
<v Speaker 1>in lawyer commercials is almost perfectly aligned with the quality

0:26:36.520 --> 0:26:39.800
<v Speaker 1>that got him cast at least two times as a

0:26:39.880 --> 0:26:42.959
<v Speaker 1>mercenary who is hired to defend a bunch of farmers

0:26:43.000 --> 0:26:46.160
<v Speaker 1>from an evil bandit king in in the Western End

0:26:46.200 --> 0:26:49.160
<v Speaker 1>in the Space Opera, because he just seems like like

0:26:49.240 --> 0:26:53.400
<v Speaker 1>the tough, cutthroat s ob that in an alternate timeline

0:26:53.480 --> 0:26:56.399
<v Speaker 1>might be working for the bandit king or for the

0:26:56.440 --> 0:26:59.879
<v Speaker 1>insurance company. But you just happened to have been lucky

0:27:00.040 --> 0:27:02.760
<v Speaker 1>enough to get him on your side, and now he

0:27:02.800 --> 0:27:08.240
<v Speaker 1>fights for you. Yeah. I even memory serves they used

0:27:08.240 --> 0:27:10.280
<v Speaker 1>to show one of these in in the Atlanta area,

0:27:10.960 --> 0:27:13.080
<v Speaker 1>some firm or another, and maybe they still do. I

0:27:13.119 --> 0:27:16.200
<v Speaker 1>don't know. It's it's possible that that he's I mean,

0:27:16.240 --> 0:27:18.320
<v Speaker 1>just because he's dead doesn't mean he can't be the

0:27:18.320 --> 0:27:22.280
<v Speaker 1>spokesman for a law firm, right, right, Sure, I mean

0:27:22.320 --> 0:27:26.480
<v Speaker 1>I'm assuming. I'm assuming Robert Vaughan had all these interesting

0:27:27.200 --> 0:27:29.760
<v Speaker 1>characteristics that I didn't even know about until I started

0:27:29.880 --> 0:27:32.679
<v Speaker 1>reading up on him for this episode. Like at some

0:27:32.760 --> 0:27:36.080
<v Speaker 1>point he was interested in politics. Uh. And I imagine

0:27:36.320 --> 0:27:38.720
<v Speaker 1>probably the same quality that makes him appealing as a

0:27:38.800 --> 0:27:41.800
<v Speaker 1>lawyer commercial spokesman probably would have made him a successful

0:27:41.800 --> 0:27:46.560
<v Speaker 1>political candidate. Uh. He I found even an old episode

0:27:46.560 --> 0:27:50.680
<v Speaker 1>of firing Line where he's like arguing with Willie William F. Buckley,

0:27:50.720 --> 0:27:54.919
<v Speaker 1>he's arguing against the Vietnam War. Um. So he's a

0:27:55.080 --> 0:27:59.119
<v Speaker 1>strange and complex figure. Yeah, and I mean I mentioned

0:27:59.119 --> 0:28:01.720
<v Speaker 1>Coronation Street earlier, that, of course, is a long running

0:28:01.720 --> 0:28:04.439
<v Speaker 1>British TV series. It's interesting to see that he's a

0:28:04.440 --> 0:28:07.200
<v Speaker 1>guy that I guess we're predominantly in the United States.

0:28:07.200 --> 0:28:09.320
<v Speaker 1>But then you'll see him pop up in not just

0:28:09.880 --> 0:28:12.959
<v Speaker 1>European or British films, but like British TV series for

0:28:13.119 --> 0:28:16.719
<v Speaker 1>periods of time, So he certainly worked a lot. Another

0:28:16.760 --> 0:28:19.720
<v Speaker 1>thing I want to point out about his lawyer spokesman persona.

0:28:19.760 --> 0:28:22.680
<v Speaker 1>So I said the image, I remember he's wearing suspenders,

0:28:22.680 --> 0:28:24.800
<v Speaker 1>and I think I'm right about that. But if you

0:28:24.800 --> 0:28:27.480
<v Speaker 1>look up these commercials today, in almost all of them,

0:28:27.760 --> 0:28:31.679
<v Speaker 1>he's wearing a vest. And I think his character wears

0:28:31.720 --> 0:28:35.280
<v Speaker 1>a vest in The Magnificent Seven, just like Han Solo

0:28:35.400 --> 0:28:39.200
<v Speaker 1>wears a vest. So I don't know. There's something going

0:28:39.280 --> 0:28:41.680
<v Speaker 1>on here. There's a through line from Han Solo to

0:28:41.840 --> 0:28:44.400
<v Speaker 1>this guy who's going to fight for you and against

0:28:44.400 --> 0:28:49.480
<v Speaker 1>the against the greedy insurance companies. All right, well, let's

0:28:49.480 --> 0:28:53.520
<v Speaker 1>get to our our actual central character. Here are our

0:28:53.600 --> 0:28:56.840
<v Speaker 1>Luke Skywalker, if you will. It's a character named Shad,

0:28:57.440 --> 0:29:01.600
<v Speaker 1>and Shad is played by Richard Thomas. One yep, this

0:29:01.720 --> 0:29:04.640
<v Speaker 1>is this is John Boy from The Waltins. This is

0:29:04.680 --> 0:29:08.920
<v Speaker 1>the grown up Bill Denbro from the TV adaptation of it.

0:29:09.520 --> 0:29:12.760
<v Speaker 1>This is good casting because young Richard Thomas does kind

0:29:12.760 --> 0:29:18.000
<v Speaker 1>of have that that naive, likable farm boy charm. Like

0:29:18.000 --> 0:29:22.280
<v Speaker 1>like Mark Hamill. Yeah, there's there's also in general, there's

0:29:22.320 --> 0:29:25.240
<v Speaker 1>often a sweaty intensity to Richard Thomas that I tend

0:29:25.240 --> 0:29:28.520
<v Speaker 1>to like in a performance. Um, and you see it

0:29:28.520 --> 0:29:31.480
<v Speaker 1>in this film too. He's good at that. That's sort

0:29:31.520 --> 0:29:34.280
<v Speaker 1>of being you can see the gears moving in a performance,

0:29:34.280 --> 0:29:35.880
<v Speaker 1>and I feel like, and even in this film, a

0:29:35.920 --> 0:29:39.520
<v Speaker 1>film that does not demand any kind of, uh, you know,

0:29:39.560 --> 0:29:42.680
<v Speaker 1>an earnest performance from its various players, I felt it

0:29:42.720 --> 0:29:46.240
<v Speaker 1>felt like Richard Thomas was able to bring it. Now

0:29:46.320 --> 0:29:48.440
<v Speaker 1>more I guess a lot of viewers out there might

0:29:48.480 --> 0:29:51.480
<v Speaker 1>know him better from some recent television series is that

0:29:51.560 --> 0:29:53.240
<v Speaker 1>he was a series that he was a part of.

0:29:53.280 --> 0:29:56.800
<v Speaker 1>He was was on Ozark, he was on The Americans

0:29:57.560 --> 0:30:00.680
<v Speaker 1>and uh the anthology round up for Amas is actually

0:30:00.760 --> 0:30:02.920
<v Speaker 1>kind of fun for me because he was in a

0:30:02.960 --> 0:30:05.160
<v Speaker 1>Tales from the Crypt episode. A pretty good one is

0:30:05.200 --> 0:30:08.000
<v Speaker 1>I recall titled Mute Witness to Murder, in which he

0:30:08.040 --> 0:30:13.960
<v Speaker 1>plays a demented psychologist with slick back hair. Yeah there's, yeah,

0:30:14.880 --> 0:30:16.560
<v Speaker 1>he was. He was a fun villain in that, like,

0:30:16.720 --> 0:30:21.200
<v Speaker 1>if memory serves, he's killing somebody in uh, in his

0:30:21.240 --> 0:30:26.920
<v Speaker 1>own apartment and somebody across the street in another apartment building,

0:30:27.240 --> 0:30:30.400
<v Speaker 1>rear windows, the whole situation. But then she shows so

0:30:30.520 --> 0:30:33.280
<v Speaker 1>shocked by the murder that she goes mute. And then

0:30:33.440 --> 0:30:37.080
<v Speaker 1>she winds up in an asylum situation. Who is her doctor,

0:30:37.520 --> 0:30:41.120
<v Speaker 1>but it's the murderer. It's uh, it's it's Richard Thomas,

0:30:41.680 --> 0:30:45.520
<v Speaker 1>and so anyway, typical tales from the cryptan Anigan's in Sue.

0:30:46.240 --> 0:30:48.520
<v Speaker 1>But he was also in an episode of the nineties

0:30:48.520 --> 0:30:52.240
<v Speaker 1>Outer Limits uh titled The New Breed. This was about

0:30:52.360 --> 0:30:55.800
<v Speaker 1>mutation inducing nanobots and it had some some pretty nasty

0:30:55.880 --> 0:30:58.560
<v Speaker 1>horror elements in it, And in that Richard Thomas plays

0:30:58.560 --> 0:31:02.440
<v Speaker 1>a mad scientist. Wow against type agains. I kind of

0:31:02.520 --> 0:31:06.240
<v Speaker 1>like that move though, of taking somebody who seems very

0:31:06.280 --> 0:31:09.240
<v Speaker 1>a good hearted and innocent in casting them as a villain.

0:31:09.320 --> 0:31:12.200
<v Speaker 1>Like I think Ron Howard should have played villains more

0:31:12.280 --> 0:31:16.160
<v Speaker 1>when he was, you know, in his forties fifties. Yeah, yeah, alright,

0:31:16.200 --> 0:31:20.480
<v Speaker 1>Speaking of villains, though, our our main villain in this

0:31:21.000 --> 0:31:24.680
<v Speaker 1>is um is this sad or say door? Yeah, sate

0:31:24.840 --> 0:31:28.720
<v Speaker 1>or say door? What does that rhyme? With its like Vader,

0:31:28.920 --> 0:31:32.800
<v Speaker 1>but but with with with the with something sadistic added

0:31:32.840 --> 0:31:35.400
<v Speaker 1>to it, A sadistic Vader is a sad or what

0:31:35.440 --> 0:31:39.840
<v Speaker 1>if Darth Vader was sadistic or if Vader was with Sader,

0:31:39.960 --> 0:31:42.520
<v Speaker 1>I don't know. But anyway, played by John Saxon, the

0:31:42.520 --> 0:31:46.800
<v Speaker 1>great John Saxon, who lived nineteen thirty six. So bust

0:31:46.800 --> 0:31:49.960
<v Speaker 1>out your John Saxon punch card, because we've got more

0:31:50.000 --> 0:31:53.360
<v Speaker 1>Saxon action for you in this film. Um, I'll refer

0:31:53.400 --> 0:31:55.959
<v Speaker 1>you back to our episode on Cannibal Apocalypse from more

0:31:55.960 --> 0:31:59.239
<v Speaker 1>of a breakdown on Saxon himself and his work, but

0:31:59.520 --> 0:32:02.280
<v Speaker 1>sufficed to say he plays an evil warlord and master

0:32:02.400 --> 0:32:05.040
<v Speaker 1>of mutants in this film. And oh, he's got some

0:32:05.080 --> 0:32:07.959
<v Speaker 1>wonderful lines lines that I had I had heard in

0:32:08.160 --> 0:32:12.240
<v Speaker 1>a mix before actually off the album Saifu by wax Factor.

0:32:12.360 --> 0:32:15.560
<v Speaker 1>But like there's one he's saying, I possess a stellar converter,

0:32:16.000 --> 0:32:19.680
<v Speaker 1>the most powerful weapon in the universe. And then another

0:32:19.720 --> 0:32:23.480
<v Speaker 1>great line is Daco is expert at inflicting pain. Now,

0:32:23.600 --> 0:32:27.080
<v Speaker 1>what do you make of John Saxon's accent in this movie?

0:32:27.320 --> 0:32:30.440
<v Speaker 1>He's not speaking with his natural voice, but he's also

0:32:30.640 --> 0:32:33.680
<v Speaker 1>not really affecting the accent of like any other region

0:32:33.800 --> 0:32:38.000
<v Speaker 1>or country I would It's not a British accent, but

0:32:38.080 --> 0:32:41.640
<v Speaker 1>it's like he adopts a formal accent, do you know

0:32:41.640 --> 0:32:44.320
<v Speaker 1>what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's it's like it's

0:32:44.320 --> 0:32:46.880
<v Speaker 1>like a formal American villain. I guess I don't know.

0:32:48.160 --> 0:32:51.120
<v Speaker 1>The other thing, Saxon clearly was not able to convince

0:32:51.160 --> 0:32:53.600
<v Speaker 1>them to give him a shirtless scene in this movie.

0:32:53.600 --> 0:32:55.800
<v Speaker 1>I don't think he had one. No, No, he didn't,

0:32:56.320 --> 0:32:58.960
<v Speaker 1>which which is is kind of a rarity for for

0:32:58.960 --> 0:33:02.840
<v Speaker 1>for the Saxon films. EVE been watching anyway, Um, and

0:33:03.000 --> 0:33:05.040
<v Speaker 1>it is interesting that, yeah, he doesn't have a Darth

0:33:05.080 --> 0:33:07.560
<v Speaker 1>Vader helmet, and he also he has a little bit

0:33:07.600 --> 0:33:09.920
<v Speaker 1>of makeup on his face, like some sort of a

0:33:10.000 --> 0:33:13.200
<v Speaker 1>scar effect. This hasn't been added over one of his eyes,

0:33:13.800 --> 0:33:16.760
<v Speaker 1>but he's not nearly as made up as his legion

0:33:16.880 --> 0:33:21.200
<v Speaker 1>of mutant underlings, who all have very pronounced disfigurements and

0:33:21.280 --> 0:33:25.000
<v Speaker 1>like a cleft in their face. Yeah. So I was wondering,

0:33:25.440 --> 0:33:28.040
<v Speaker 1>why does this movie not do the thing that every

0:33:28.120 --> 0:33:31.360
<v Speaker 1>other Star Wars knockoff does and have a Darth Vader suit.

0:33:32.160 --> 0:33:34.160
<v Speaker 1>And if I I don't know, but if I had

0:33:34.200 --> 0:33:37.080
<v Speaker 1>to guess, I would guess it's because they had John

0:33:37.120 --> 0:33:39.480
<v Speaker 1>Saxon in this role and they wanted to show his

0:33:39.520 --> 0:33:41.840
<v Speaker 1>face on screen, or because Saxon wanted to show his

0:33:41.880 --> 0:33:44.360
<v Speaker 1>face on screen. You just you don't hide your Saxon

0:33:44.440 --> 0:33:48.000
<v Speaker 1>under a helmet. That's ludicrous. Yeah. But plus, you know,

0:33:48.040 --> 0:33:50.600
<v Speaker 1>thinking back to Cannibal Apocalypse, there are some details about

0:33:50.640 --> 0:33:53.560
<v Speaker 1>that movie where Saxon did put his foot down about

0:33:53.560 --> 0:33:55.520
<v Speaker 1>certain things that you know, he didn't want to do.

0:33:56.120 --> 0:33:57.959
<v Speaker 1>He didn't think we're the right choice for him. So

0:33:58.040 --> 0:33:59.680
<v Speaker 1>I don't know, I don't know the story, but I

0:33:59.680 --> 0:34:03.040
<v Speaker 1>can imagine a scenario in which Saxon's like, I just

0:34:03.120 --> 0:34:04.880
<v Speaker 1>I don't want to wear that much makeup or I

0:34:04.920 --> 0:34:06.680
<v Speaker 1>don't want to wear that helmet. Can you do something

0:34:06.720 --> 0:34:08.880
<v Speaker 1>else that works? And uh, and maybe they found that

0:34:08.920 --> 0:34:11.640
<v Speaker 1>middle ground. And ultimately, yeah, if you're paying for John Saxon,

0:34:11.719 --> 0:34:14.799
<v Speaker 1>put him on the screen. I know how Corman budgets work.

0:34:14.880 --> 0:34:17.200
<v Speaker 1>You wouldn't put you wouldn't have John Saxon in a

0:34:17.320 --> 0:34:19.319
<v Speaker 1>role where you gotta have helmet on him. You you

0:34:19.560 --> 0:34:21.560
<v Speaker 1>just gets you know, some p a to do that,

0:34:22.080 --> 0:34:24.600
<v Speaker 1>and then maybe you'd cast a voice actor. All right, Well,

0:34:24.600 --> 0:34:27.319
<v Speaker 1>more more on Saxon's performance here in a bit, but

0:34:27.960 --> 0:34:33.240
<v Speaker 1>moving on to other characters, we have Darlene Flugel playing Nenelia.

0:34:33.360 --> 0:34:38.000
<v Speaker 1>This is the central love interest for shad uh Flugel

0:34:38.040 --> 0:34:41.040
<v Speaker 1>Live nineteen fifty three through seventeen, and she was in

0:34:41.080 --> 0:34:43.680
<v Speaker 1>some major films of the nineteen eighties, including To Live

0:34:43.680 --> 0:34:46.000
<v Speaker 1>and Die in l a Once and Put a Time

0:34:46.040 --> 0:34:49.560
<v Speaker 1>in America Running Scared. Later in her career, she also

0:34:49.600 --> 0:34:53.960
<v Speaker 1>appeared in pet Cemetery to Scanner Cop and dark Man three.

0:34:54.360 --> 0:34:57.600
<v Speaker 1>Wow we got a scanner cop in here. Yeah. Her

0:34:57.640 --> 0:35:01.759
<v Speaker 1>first film was I Is of Laura Mars, which I've

0:35:01.760 --> 0:35:04.200
<v Speaker 1>been tempted to check out. I have not seen it,

0:35:04.239 --> 0:35:06.480
<v Speaker 1>but it has a number of wonderful connections in it,

0:35:06.680 --> 0:35:09.759
<v Speaker 1>and John Carpenter has a screenplay credit on it. Oh

0:35:09.880 --> 0:35:13.840
<v Speaker 1>I didn't know that. Yeah, Okay, move over because the

0:35:13.880 --> 0:35:17.120
<v Speaker 1>next character is what is the Saint St x Men?

0:35:17.440 --> 0:35:23.799
<v Speaker 1>St x Men? Played by Sybil Danning? Wow? Wow Wow

0:35:24.320 --> 0:35:28.040
<v Speaker 1>yeah this bo This of course is the Austrian born

0:35:28.200 --> 0:35:31.960
<v Speaker 1>b movie queen uh Civil Danning, who we previously talked about.

0:35:32.040 --> 0:35:37.440
<v Speaker 1>In Hercules, she played Audrianna and that and boy this

0:35:37.440 --> 0:35:42.720
<v Speaker 1>this is just an absolutely ridiculous performance and costume and character.

0:35:43.480 --> 0:35:45.680
<v Speaker 1>This is one of the most ludicrous roles I have

0:35:45.800 --> 0:35:50.279
<v Speaker 1>ever seen in any movie is it's just completely outrageous.

0:35:50.360 --> 0:35:54.040
<v Speaker 1>Saturn Award winning, by the way, a Saturn Award winning performance.

0:35:54.440 --> 0:35:57.960
<v Speaker 1>I didn't even know where to begin talking about this character. Yeah,

0:35:58.000 --> 0:36:00.880
<v Speaker 1>because even for a civil Danning role, this character is

0:36:00.920 --> 0:36:04.800
<v Speaker 1>a lot. And she you know, I'll credit disiplit to

0:36:05.120 --> 0:36:08.640
<v Speaker 1>disipl Danting for committing to the character because they managed

0:36:08.680 --> 0:36:11.960
<v Speaker 1>to squeeze her into some of the silliest costumes in

0:36:12.040 --> 0:36:16.040
<v Speaker 1>the whole film. Um. And then she's so her character

0:36:16.120 --> 0:36:18.200
<v Speaker 1>is to back up a little bit, her her character

0:36:18.280 --> 0:36:25.160
<v Speaker 1>is basically an amorous space Amazonian warrior valkyrie uh type character.

0:36:25.320 --> 0:36:29.279
<v Speaker 1>You know, like all those tropes just mashed together. Um.

0:36:29.360 --> 0:36:33.680
<v Speaker 1>She's often dressed in this kind of space valkyrie costume

0:36:33.719 --> 0:36:36.520
<v Speaker 1>that looks like it's made out of dried silly string. Yeah,

0:36:36.600 --> 0:36:40.960
<v Speaker 1>it's kind of a like it's a skeletal bone corset

0:36:41.440 --> 0:36:46.640
<v Speaker 1>with like with like grimlin ear head headwear. Um, it

0:36:47.040 --> 0:36:51.680
<v Speaker 1>is so weird. Yeah, it's it's it's completely ridiculous. And

0:36:51.719 --> 0:36:55.440
<v Speaker 1>then she's a she's a hotshot space pilot and so

0:36:55.480 --> 0:36:57.759
<v Speaker 1>you have you have all these scenes where she's piloting

0:36:57.760 --> 0:37:01.000
<v Speaker 1>the cockpit, but they have her in this pit environment

0:37:01.360 --> 0:37:03.640
<v Speaker 1>that makes it look like she's getting a dental exam,

0:37:03.920 --> 0:37:07.680
<v Speaker 1>like shooting there from this really unflattering angle, in an

0:37:07.719 --> 0:37:11.160
<v Speaker 1>unflattering angle for just any member of the human species.

0:37:11.200 --> 0:37:14.799
<v Speaker 1>So it's up the nose angle. Yeah, so this like

0:37:14.880 --> 0:37:17.480
<v Speaker 1>this does not I can't I can't imagine how anyone

0:37:17.520 --> 0:37:19.799
<v Speaker 1>thought this was a great shot and and needed to

0:37:19.880 --> 0:37:23.279
<v Speaker 1>be used in the film. But here she is, and

0:37:23.280 --> 0:37:27.000
<v Speaker 1>when she's not piloting that spaceship, she's coming onto Shad

0:37:27.040 --> 0:37:29.720
<v Speaker 1>in some of the cringe eest moments in the entire film.

0:37:29.920 --> 0:37:32.920
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, nothing like a like a double entendres sex

0:37:33.040 --> 0:37:36.359
<v Speaker 1>joke that's based on machinery metaphor that goes on for

0:37:36.440 --> 0:37:43.240
<v Speaker 1>like seventy seconds. It's it's unbearable. Yeah, alright. The next

0:37:43.440 --> 0:37:46.760
<v Speaker 1>human of note in this is a Sam Joffey playing

0:37:46.960 --> 0:37:50.680
<v Speaker 1>Dr he Festus. Um. Wow, I mean we're going from

0:37:50.800 --> 0:37:55.359
<v Speaker 1>weirdest to almost on par weirdness. Yeah. Yeah, This one

0:37:55.360 --> 0:37:57.920
<v Speaker 1>I think is a close second to st x men

0:37:58.480 --> 0:38:01.399
<v Speaker 1>Um in terms of just ludicrous green presence. I don't

0:38:01.400 --> 0:38:02.920
<v Speaker 1>even know how much we want to get into this,

0:38:03.000 --> 0:38:06.839
<v Speaker 1>but basically, he's an android scientist who has done some

0:38:06.880 --> 0:38:10.160
<v Speaker 1>silly things to his own body. And oh, it's just

0:38:10.480 --> 0:38:12.719
<v Speaker 1>it's just so I didn't I want, I don't want

0:38:12.719 --> 0:38:16.839
<v Speaker 1>to say it's embarrassing, but it's just so silly. It's

0:38:16.880 --> 0:38:19.919
<v Speaker 1>just it's just laughing dizzy. Well, I want to be clear.

0:38:19.960 --> 0:38:22.840
<v Speaker 1>You said he's an android scientist, so he makes androids,

0:38:22.920 --> 0:38:28.560
<v Speaker 1>but he is originally human has become essentially when we

0:38:28.600 --> 0:38:32.280
<v Speaker 1>meet him. Uh, he is a head, a human head

0:38:32.360 --> 0:38:36.160
<v Speaker 1>on top of a cabinet full of synthetic organs, right,

0:38:36.280 --> 0:38:39.560
<v Speaker 1>and it the cabinet opens in a way that feels

0:38:39.640 --> 0:38:42.640
<v Speaker 1>kind of dirty, like he's a flasher and a trench coat.

0:38:43.200 --> 0:38:46.680
<v Speaker 1>And but but I want to stress to the cabinet

0:38:46.760 --> 0:38:49.440
<v Speaker 1>is really well designed as well. So it's one of

0:38:49.480 --> 0:38:53.040
<v Speaker 1>these moments where on one level, yes, this looks really good,

0:38:53.040 --> 0:38:54.600
<v Speaker 1>this is a great shot, and this is a great

0:38:54.640 --> 0:38:57.680
<v Speaker 1>prop you created for for Sam Jaffee here, but on

0:38:57.719 --> 0:39:02.239
<v Speaker 1>the other hand, just looks completely ridiculous. He and he's

0:39:02.400 --> 0:39:05.400
<v Speaker 1>he's just giving this kind of like smiling, super happy

0:39:05.440 --> 0:39:09.920
<v Speaker 1>grandma grandpa performance as well. Uh, It's it's a weird

0:39:09.960 --> 0:39:13.120
<v Speaker 1>one to process. Yeah, but I would say, exactly like

0:39:13.160 --> 0:39:16.240
<v Speaker 1>Sybil Danning, I give Sam Jaffee credit here for committing

0:39:16.440 --> 0:39:21.200
<v Speaker 1>Both of these people were given absolutely unbelievably weird stuff

0:39:21.239 --> 0:39:24.359
<v Speaker 1>to do, and they just go all in. Yeah. Uh.

0:39:24.400 --> 0:39:29.080
<v Speaker 1>Sam Jaffee lived through four actor of stage and screen,

0:39:29.120 --> 0:39:32.000
<v Speaker 1>best known for The Asphalt Jungle, The Day the Earth

0:39:32.040 --> 0:39:36.160
<v Speaker 1>Stood Still, bed knobs and broomsticks and Ben her I

0:39:36.200 --> 0:39:38.759
<v Speaker 1>want to highlight what you just said, which is that

0:39:38.840 --> 0:39:42.239
<v Speaker 1>this is an actor born in eight a product of

0:39:42.239 --> 0:39:46.360
<v Speaker 1>the nineteenth century, who, in this Star Wars ripoff, plays

0:39:46.400 --> 0:39:50.200
<v Speaker 1>ahead on a cabinet full of Organs who wants to

0:39:50.400 --> 0:39:54.880
<v Speaker 1>imprison a young Luke Skywalker clone in order to produce

0:39:54.920 --> 0:40:00.520
<v Speaker 1>grandchildren for him. Yes, all right, um, the next of

0:40:00.560 --> 0:40:02.800
<v Speaker 1>actor of note this This is a more of a

0:40:03.880 --> 0:40:07.200
<v Speaker 1>small role, but it's worth noting because so you have

0:40:07.239 --> 0:40:10.759
<v Speaker 1>these nests, uh Nest Tour. It's kind of like it

0:40:10.760 --> 0:40:12.520
<v Speaker 1>sounds like it should be a brand of like cheap

0:40:12.520 --> 0:40:15.560
<v Speaker 1>coffee that you encounter in a hotel, but no, these

0:40:15.560 --> 0:40:20.480
<v Speaker 1>are like four pale white aliens that all like think

0:40:20.600 --> 0:40:24.759
<v Speaker 1>and speak and taste in unison and so yeah, so

0:40:24.800 --> 0:40:27.640
<v Speaker 1>it's four different actors, you know, dalled up the same way.

0:40:28.040 --> 0:40:31.279
<v Speaker 1>One of them is played by Earl Bowen, who was

0:40:31.320 --> 0:40:35.640
<v Speaker 1>more than and uh it's probably best known to everyone

0:40:35.680 --> 0:40:39.799
<v Speaker 1>out there as uh Silberman Dr Silberman in the Terminator films.

0:40:39.800 --> 0:40:43.120
<v Speaker 1>He's the crooked psychiatrist who keeps Sarah Connor in in

0:40:43.120 --> 0:40:46.440
<v Speaker 1>in the Institution. Yeah. He was also in the Man

0:40:46.520 --> 0:40:49.280
<v Speaker 1>with Two Brains and he's done a lot of voice work.

0:40:49.320 --> 0:40:51.840
<v Speaker 1>He also appears in the Dead Right episode of Tales

0:40:51.880 --> 0:40:54.960
<v Speaker 1>from the Crypt, which started Demmy Moore and Jeffrey Tamber.

0:40:55.360 --> 0:40:57.880
<v Speaker 1>I wonder if this is where he met James Cameron

0:40:58.040 --> 0:41:00.719
<v Speaker 1>and how he ended up in the Terminator movies. Yeah, yeah,

0:41:00.719 --> 0:41:04.280
<v Speaker 1>it seems I would bet that is the case because

0:41:04.280 --> 0:41:09.240
<v Speaker 1>so speaking of the of the James Cameron uh acting ensemble,

0:41:09.320 --> 0:41:13.520
<v Speaker 1>Bill Paxton allegedly did carpentry work on this film. Okay,

0:41:13.560 --> 0:41:15.400
<v Speaker 1>so I guess you know. He's like, hey, you you

0:41:15.400 --> 0:41:17.520
<v Speaker 1>you're in. How about you all right? Put down that

0:41:17.600 --> 0:41:20.239
<v Speaker 1>put down that hammer. You're going to be in in

0:41:20.239 --> 0:41:23.080
<v Speaker 1>a film of mine? Can you grow a mohawk? He

0:41:23.120 --> 0:41:26.360
<v Speaker 1>did have a mohawk and Terminator right, Oh yeah he did? Yeah,

0:41:26.400 --> 0:41:29.000
<v Speaker 1>but didn't he wasn't. There also a story about how

0:41:30.640 --> 0:41:33.960
<v Speaker 1>Harrison Ford was was originally working as a carpenter on

0:41:34.360 --> 0:41:36.520
<v Speaker 1>set for Star Wars before he was cast, And I'm

0:41:36.560 --> 0:41:40.680
<v Speaker 1>wrong about that. Oh, seth just set us straight. I

0:41:40.680 --> 0:41:44.320
<v Speaker 1>think he was in American Graffiti with Lucas before Star Wars,

0:41:44.320 --> 0:41:47.040
<v Speaker 1>which but but being a carpenter had something to do

0:41:47.080 --> 0:41:50.000
<v Speaker 1>I think with getting him in there. All right. Another

0:41:50.160 --> 0:41:54.200
<v Speaker 1>credit of note here, Kathy Griffin plays an uncredited alien

0:41:54.280 --> 0:41:56.920
<v Speaker 1>extra in this. So yeah, this is the first screen

0:41:56.960 --> 0:41:59.880
<v Speaker 1>appearance of actor and comedian Kathy Griffin. Blink and you

0:42:00.080 --> 0:42:02.640
<v Speaker 1>miss it, and you'll miss it unless you're you're actively

0:42:02.680 --> 0:42:05.040
<v Speaker 1>looking for it. But yes, she is in there. Born

0:42:05.120 --> 0:42:09.799
<v Speaker 1>nineteen sixty. Uh, she's an uncredited alien. Did not catch her? Yeah,

0:42:09.840 --> 0:42:12.440
<v Speaker 1>she's she's part of She's on Shad's home planet. So

0:42:12.480 --> 0:42:14.839
<v Speaker 1>she's relatively early in the film and I don't think

0:42:15.160 --> 0:42:18.240
<v Speaker 1>you see her in the background anymore after that. Okay,

0:42:18.239 --> 0:42:20.480
<v Speaker 1>so she's walking around, she's hanging out with the guys

0:42:20.520 --> 0:42:24.799
<v Speaker 1>who look like they're in Leonard skinnerd Yeah. Yeah, okay. Oh,

0:42:24.920 --> 0:42:26.839
<v Speaker 1>now it's time to talk about the music on this one,

0:42:26.880 --> 0:42:29.720
<v Speaker 1>because the score for this film is by James Horner.

0:42:30.080 --> 0:42:34.080
<v Speaker 1>Oh wow, okay, I believe this would be yet another

0:42:34.200 --> 0:42:40.680
<v Speaker 1>James Cameron connection, right, yeah, yeah, James Horner lived. This

0:42:40.760 --> 0:42:44.319
<v Speaker 1>was one of the first scores that he composed. He

0:42:44.400 --> 0:42:46.960
<v Speaker 1>would go on to score a number. I mean so

0:42:46.960 --> 0:42:52.279
<v Speaker 1>so many classic scores films such as James Cameron's Aliens, Uh,

0:42:52.360 --> 0:42:55.800
<v Speaker 1>Star Trek to The Wrath of con Willow, Field of Dreams,

0:42:56.320 --> 0:43:01.160
<v Speaker 1>Apollo thirteen, Titanic, A Beautiful Mind, and Avatar, and Uh.

0:43:01.200 --> 0:43:03.040
<v Speaker 1>When I think of Horner, I have to say, I

0:43:03.080 --> 0:43:05.600
<v Speaker 1>often think of, you know that that great tension building

0:43:05.960 --> 0:43:09.239
<v Speaker 1>bit from the Alien score. I think of various blockbusters

0:43:09.280 --> 0:43:11.120
<v Speaker 1>like some of the ones I mentioned. But you know,

0:43:11.160 --> 0:43:13.520
<v Speaker 1>I have to say, Uh, the score that he did

0:43:13.600 --> 0:43:16.360
<v Speaker 1>for the six adaptation of the Name of the Rose,

0:43:16.600 --> 0:43:19.280
<v Speaker 1>I think it's really quite excellent. It's a superb mix

0:43:19.320 --> 0:43:26.160
<v Speaker 1>of chorl electronic and orchestral themes. Uh that that kind

0:43:26.160 --> 0:43:29.080
<v Speaker 1>of come together in a perfect way for a film

0:43:29.160 --> 0:43:31.360
<v Speaker 1>like this that is supposed to be about, you know,

0:43:31.440 --> 0:43:34.400
<v Speaker 1>monastery on sort of the edge of of the world

0:43:35.600 --> 0:43:38.040
<v Speaker 1>now and one. This is kind of interesting as well.

0:43:38.280 --> 0:43:43.480
<v Speaker 1>Horner's last film score was a remake of The Magnificent Seven.

0:43:43.719 --> 0:43:47.799
<v Speaker 1>How about that? Yeah? I never saw that. Yeah. Oh.

0:43:47.800 --> 0:43:50.400
<v Speaker 1>And prior to Battably on the Stars, he also worked

0:43:50.400 --> 0:43:53.600
<v Speaker 1>on the scores for Humanoids from the Deep and Up

0:43:53.640 --> 0:43:57.200
<v Speaker 1>from the Depths, the Killer Sturgeon movie in the Philippines

0:43:57.719 --> 0:44:00.960
<v Speaker 1>referenced earlier, And finally, like we been pointing out, yes,

0:44:01.120 --> 0:44:04.759
<v Speaker 1>James Cameron has art, direction and visual effects credits on

0:44:04.840 --> 0:44:08.319
<v Speaker 1>this film. Um, you know, obviously he would go on

0:44:08.360 --> 0:44:13.239
<v Speaker 1>to be quite a big deal. But Cameron's big directorial

0:44:13.320 --> 0:44:17.440
<v Speaker 1>writing break wouldn't come until the following year after this film,

0:44:17.440 --> 0:44:21.120
<v Speaker 1>with Piranha to the Spawning and that was followed by

0:44:21.440 --> 0:44:23.160
<v Speaker 1>The Terminator, and of course at that point you're just

0:44:23.200 --> 0:44:26.640
<v Speaker 1>off to the races. But at this point he had

0:44:26.719 --> 0:44:30.440
<v Speaker 1>done a short film titled Xeno Genesis and seventy eight

0:44:30.480 --> 0:44:33.600
<v Speaker 1>he'd been a production designer on Galaxy of Terror, which

0:44:33.640 --> 0:44:37.040
<v Speaker 1>he also did second unit director duties on, and the

0:44:37.080 --> 0:44:41.160
<v Speaker 1>following year in eighty one would see him serve in

0:44:41.440 --> 0:44:45.360
<v Speaker 1>a capacity for special visual effects and uh and and

0:44:45.440 --> 0:44:49.640
<v Speaker 1>matt artwork on John Carpenter's Escape from New York. Well. Yeah,

0:44:49.640 --> 0:44:51.120
<v Speaker 1>so there are a lot of stories in the making

0:44:51.120 --> 0:44:54.480
<v Speaker 1>of documentary about James Cameron's work behind the scenes on

0:44:54.480 --> 0:44:58.160
<v Speaker 1>this movie. Uh. He like, there are a lot of

0:44:58.160 --> 0:45:01.800
<v Speaker 1>just little details about him wanting to really ambitious things

0:45:01.840 --> 0:45:04.040
<v Speaker 1>that some of which did end up in the movie

0:45:04.160 --> 0:45:06.759
<v Speaker 1>ended up looking amazing. But I think we're sort of

0:45:06.800 --> 0:45:09.960
<v Speaker 1>pressing up against the budget constraints that this movie was

0:45:10.000 --> 0:45:13.160
<v Speaker 1>operating on. Uh. And so, like some of the other

0:45:13.520 --> 0:45:16.080
<v Speaker 1>production designers and visual effects people who worked on the

0:45:16.080 --> 0:45:18.279
<v Speaker 1>movie said, you know, we'd be working on this and

0:45:18.320 --> 0:45:21.040
<v Speaker 1>then somebody would come to us and say, hey, you know,

0:45:21.160 --> 0:45:24.160
<v Speaker 1>Jim is uh he's got this idea and it's going

0:45:24.239 --> 0:45:26.279
<v Speaker 1>to cost a lot more than we expected, So can

0:45:26.320 --> 0:45:29.520
<v Speaker 1>you do what you're doing now much cheaper? And so forth.

0:45:30.280 --> 0:45:32.560
<v Speaker 1>But there was also a story one person on there

0:45:32.560 --> 0:45:36.920
<v Speaker 1>told about an argument that James Cameron got into with

0:45:37.080 --> 0:45:39.680
<v Speaker 1>the director I think it was the director of photography

0:45:39.680 --> 0:45:42.480
<v Speaker 1>on Battill Beyond the Stars, who was a unfortunately I

0:45:42.520 --> 0:45:44.480
<v Speaker 1>forget his name at the moment, but he was a

0:45:44.480 --> 0:45:47.759
<v Speaker 1>French guy, and they were arguing about the science of

0:45:47.800 --> 0:45:52.720
<v Speaker 1>twinkling stars because the DP was saying, Okay, from the

0:45:52.760 --> 0:45:56.440
<v Speaker 1>spaceship's cockpit, we should have the stars twinkling, and uh.

0:45:56.640 --> 0:45:59.840
<v Speaker 1>Cameron was like, no, because stars only twinkle because of

0:45:59.880 --> 0:46:02.600
<v Speaker 1>the atmosphere of a planet, and that is true. Like

0:46:02.640 --> 0:46:05.440
<v Speaker 1>the reason the star twinkles is has to do with

0:46:05.480 --> 0:46:09.080
<v Speaker 1>how the the light from a point like source is

0:46:09.120 --> 0:46:12.880
<v Speaker 1>affected by you know, drafts and the gases of the atmosphere.

0:46:12.920 --> 0:46:14.560
<v Speaker 1>Before it reaches your eyes, it takes a kind of

0:46:14.560 --> 0:46:18.800
<v Speaker 1>wiggly zigzag pattern and that causes the twinkling. And according

0:46:18.840 --> 0:46:22.400
<v Speaker 1>to this interview, this ended with the the DP getting

0:46:22.480 --> 0:46:26.799
<v Speaker 1>up in Cameron's face and pulling his beard and sing like, ms,

0:46:26.800 --> 0:46:32.600
<v Speaker 1>your Cameron, you are a brat. So James Cameron easy

0:46:32.640 --> 0:46:37.200
<v Speaker 1>to work with right from the get gap basically. But

0:46:37.560 --> 0:46:39.320
<v Speaker 1>but he was right, he was right about the story.

0:46:39.920 --> 0:46:51.120
<v Speaker 1>Each one is a setting sun. All right, well, let's

0:46:51.160 --> 0:46:53.520
<v Speaker 1>get into the Let's get properly into the plot of

0:46:53.560 --> 0:46:56.360
<v Speaker 1>this film and flesh out some of these just weird

0:46:56.480 --> 0:47:00.359
<v Speaker 1>choices and weird moments that the make up the runtime. Okay, well,

0:47:00.360 --> 0:47:01.920
<v Speaker 1>this is one of those where we're not going to

0:47:02.000 --> 0:47:03.799
<v Speaker 1>do every scene in the movie, but I want to

0:47:03.840 --> 0:47:07.000
<v Speaker 1>focus on some some highlights and some themes. But we

0:47:07.239 --> 0:47:10.040
<v Speaker 1>will start with the beginning, because in a Star Wars

0:47:10.120 --> 0:47:12.160
<v Speaker 1>knockoff movie, what's your opening going to be? You know

0:47:12.280 --> 0:47:14.360
<v Speaker 1>exactly what it's gonna be. In fact, I think almost

0:47:14.400 --> 0:47:18.120
<v Speaker 1>all of these begin with a shot of a star

0:47:18.200 --> 0:47:21.319
<v Speaker 1>field and then what's it going to be? What's it

0:47:21.320 --> 0:47:26.120
<v Speaker 1>gonna be? Spaceship Spaceship Pans comes over the top of

0:47:26.120 --> 0:47:29.760
<v Speaker 1>the camera um. And in this case, the first spaceship

0:47:29.840 --> 0:47:33.160
<v Speaker 1>we see, I would say, is shaped pretty much like

0:47:33.520 --> 0:47:36.160
<v Speaker 1>the Blockade Runner we see at the beginning of Star Wars.

0:47:36.440 --> 0:47:39.279
<v Speaker 1>You know, it's the horizontal cylinder at the bow and

0:47:39.320 --> 0:47:42.160
<v Speaker 1>then an array of parallel rocket engines in the stern

0:47:42.760 --> 0:47:45.479
<v Speaker 1>right off the bat though this ship looks really good,

0:47:45.640 --> 0:47:48.840
<v Speaker 1>I have to say, yeah, yeah, I agree. Uh And

0:47:48.840 --> 0:47:50.840
<v Speaker 1>and here though, the the interesting thing is that the

0:47:50.880 --> 0:47:54.320
<v Speaker 1>allegiance of this ship is flipped because in Star Wars

0:47:54.520 --> 0:47:57.560
<v Speaker 1>that ship is the ship with this shape is Princess

0:47:57.600 --> 0:48:00.719
<v Speaker 1>Leah's corvette. It's being chased by the Imperial Star Destroyer,

0:48:01.360 --> 0:48:04.080
<v Speaker 1>and in this movie there's no chase going on. The

0:48:04.080 --> 0:48:07.000
<v Speaker 1>ship just is the star Destroyer, and it's also sort

0:48:07.000 --> 0:48:09.600
<v Speaker 1>of the death Star. It is the flagship of the

0:48:09.680 --> 0:48:13.279
<v Speaker 1>wicked and treacherous Melmoory, who have arrived in your star

0:48:13.360 --> 0:48:19.480
<v Speaker 1>system to do evil essentially space warlords, an army of

0:48:19.480 --> 0:48:22.440
<v Speaker 1>of what failed mutants kind of like messed up clones

0:48:22.600 --> 0:48:26.120
<v Speaker 1>or something, and they are led by John Saxon, right,

0:48:26.280 --> 0:48:29.400
<v Speaker 1>And so they approach the approach a planet, and we

0:48:29.440 --> 0:48:32.560
<v Speaker 1>hear technicians on this evil capital ship discussing what they

0:48:32.600 --> 0:48:35.279
<v Speaker 1>see on the viewscreen. They say, this is a Kere,

0:48:35.800 --> 0:48:39.239
<v Speaker 1>a planet of stone with a single green spot, life

0:48:39.280 --> 0:48:43.200
<v Speaker 1>forms compatible with ours, oxygen forms with radial symmetry. I

0:48:43.200 --> 0:48:46.960
<v Speaker 1>think they's a radial symmetry. They have a solar technology,

0:48:47.000 --> 0:48:51.440
<v Speaker 1>no known defense capacity. And then I think somebody, John Saxon,

0:48:51.520 --> 0:48:55.400
<v Speaker 1>I think, says interesting, let's check that. And so oh no,

0:48:55.560 --> 0:48:58.160
<v Speaker 1>first thing, the star Destroyer just rolls up on this

0:48:58.280 --> 0:49:02.200
<v Speaker 1>kind of twittering weather satellite. It is crewed by a

0:49:02.200 --> 0:49:05.640
<v Speaker 1>couple of extremely polite boys from a Kre and they're

0:49:05.680 --> 0:49:08.960
<v Speaker 1>staring down this doom ship and the minor cords are

0:49:09.000 --> 0:49:13.080
<v Speaker 1>swelling and they're like, hello there, welcome to our atmosphere. Uh,

0:49:13.200 --> 0:49:15.680
<v Speaker 1>this is the planet of here. Could you identify yourself please?

0:49:15.760 --> 0:49:20.120
<v Speaker 1>And then the ship just of vaporizing. But I like

0:49:20.160 --> 0:49:24.080
<v Speaker 1>how the sort of sweet Midwestern corn nous of the

0:49:24.120 --> 0:49:28.040
<v Speaker 1>guys from a ker in this satellite is immediately contrasted

0:49:28.080 --> 0:49:31.320
<v Speaker 1>by weird imagery when we see what the planet surface

0:49:31.360 --> 0:49:35.960
<v Speaker 1>looks like. So we only get these brief glimpses, but

0:49:36.640 --> 0:49:40.640
<v Speaker 1>what we see is like that the the infrastructure of

0:49:40.680 --> 0:49:44.560
<v Speaker 1>the civilization on this planet surface seems to be built

0:49:44.600 --> 0:49:49.720
<v Speaker 1>out of flesh trees that are also giant screaming skulls.

0:49:49.760 --> 0:49:53.480
<v Speaker 1>So it's like the Ewok Village, but imagine the forest

0:49:53.560 --> 0:49:57.080
<v Speaker 1>instead of wood is warped flesh and the bones of

0:49:57.120 --> 0:50:01.439
<v Speaker 1>whatever species. Pac Man is. It's it's it's really quite

0:50:01.480 --> 0:50:05.280
<v Speaker 1>cool looking. It reminds me a little bit of Salvador Dali.

0:50:05.480 --> 0:50:09.880
<v Speaker 1>It reminds me a bit of Fantastic Planet. Uh. Overall,

0:50:09.880 --> 0:50:13.160
<v Speaker 1>it has a wonderful, like weird seventies sci fi vibe

0:50:13.200 --> 0:50:15.719
<v Speaker 1>to it. Yeah, and I already mentioned this, but a

0:50:15.719 --> 0:50:19.240
<v Speaker 1>lot of the locals have a distinct classic rock vibe.

0:50:19.280 --> 0:50:23.719
<v Speaker 1>That the dunes look like the Alman Brothers. This is

0:50:23.760 --> 0:50:26.040
<v Speaker 1>a film, you know, you look back at Star Wars.

0:50:26.040 --> 0:50:29.600
<v Speaker 1>Star Wars is a product of the nineteen seventies, and yeah,

0:50:29.600 --> 0:50:31.400
<v Speaker 1>if you look hard enough you can you can see

0:50:31.400 --> 0:50:34.719
<v Speaker 1>the seventies in it, but but not nearly as strongly

0:50:34.920 --> 0:50:38.040
<v Speaker 1>as the seventies often bleeds through into a picture like this.

0:50:38.160 --> 0:50:42.080
<v Speaker 1>And yeah, the seventies is is strongly manifested even though

0:50:42.280 --> 0:50:43.759
<v Speaker 1>this is the really eighties, of course, but you know,

0:50:43.760 --> 0:50:45.839
<v Speaker 1>we're still still very much a product of the late

0:50:45.880 --> 0:50:49.839
<v Speaker 1>nineteen seventies. The decade is strongly present in this film. Oh,

0:50:49.920 --> 0:50:55.280
<v Speaker 1>it was the seventies until night four that is canon anyway.

0:50:55.360 --> 0:50:58.000
<v Speaker 1>So the evil capital ship it slides over the city,

0:50:58.080 --> 0:51:00.760
<v Speaker 1>blots out the sun and they are treated to a message.

0:51:01.040 --> 0:51:04.719
<v Speaker 1>You see John Saxon's face projected in the sky and

0:51:04.760 --> 0:51:08.359
<v Speaker 1>he says, I am say door of the Melmory. I've

0:51:08.400 --> 0:51:11.160
<v Speaker 1>come here with my forces to conquer you. If you resist,

0:51:11.320 --> 0:51:14.640
<v Speaker 1>I will crush you. I possess a stellar converter, the

0:51:14.640 --> 0:51:18.200
<v Speaker 1>most powerful weapon in the universe. In the universe, how

0:51:18.280 --> 0:51:22.680
<v Speaker 1>do you know that anyway? You cannot resist me. I

0:51:22.760 --> 0:51:25.680
<v Speaker 1>want your planet to be my colony. Your harvest comes

0:51:25.680 --> 0:51:28.840
<v Speaker 1>in seven risings of your red Giant. I will return.

0:51:28.920 --> 0:51:31.680
<v Speaker 1>Then you will accept me as your master. If you

0:51:31.760 --> 0:51:34.359
<v Speaker 1>do not submit, your planet and all life on it

0:51:34.400 --> 0:51:38.879
<v Speaker 1>will be burned to ash. And I think this kind

0:51:38.880 --> 0:51:42.000
<v Speaker 1>of opening would probably work better if you were to

0:51:42.080 --> 0:51:45.840
<v Speaker 1>see the least bit of the flavor of everyday life

0:51:45.880 --> 0:51:49.160
<v Speaker 1>before the evil space lord shows up. Like it seems

0:51:49.239 --> 0:51:51.399
<v Speaker 1>kind of clumsy plotting to me because here we get

0:51:51.400 --> 0:51:55.120
<v Speaker 1>absolutely nothing. We we meet the good guys at the

0:51:55.200 --> 0:51:58.160
<v Speaker 1>exact moment that they're being threatened with death by the

0:51:58.200 --> 0:52:01.080
<v Speaker 1>big bad Yeah. The other an asting thing is that

0:52:01.120 --> 0:52:03.319
<v Speaker 1>you're watching this film you would think, okay, and then

0:52:03.360 --> 0:52:06.640
<v Speaker 1>they surrender, right, I mean that they have no defense capabilities.

0:52:07.040 --> 0:52:10.920
<v Speaker 1>The overlord just showed up full force in their orbit.

0:52:11.000 --> 0:52:14.400
<v Speaker 1>He has orbital superiority over the planet. Like that's it,

0:52:14.480 --> 0:52:16.759
<v Speaker 1>the game's over. There's there's what are you? What are

0:52:16.760 --> 0:52:18.799
<v Speaker 1>you gonna even try to do? Yeah? And then like

0:52:18.960 --> 0:52:21.920
<v Speaker 1>just to be mean, he starts like blasting them with lasers.

0:52:21.960 --> 0:52:25.319
<v Speaker 1>Also that are that are manned by what he calls snipers.

0:52:25.360 --> 0:52:27.360
<v Speaker 1>Who are these the zombies that work for him? I

0:52:27.360 --> 0:52:31.040
<v Speaker 1>guess they're they're mutants. Yeah, They're a little vague on it,

0:52:31.080 --> 0:52:33.400
<v Speaker 1>but I kind of got the the sense that they

0:52:33.440 --> 0:52:36.280
<v Speaker 1>had their failed mutants. But they're also kind of clones.

0:52:36.800 --> 0:52:39.160
<v Speaker 1>I don't know if they're supposed to be clones of

0:52:39.239 --> 0:52:42.760
<v Speaker 1>John Saxon's character or not. There is that similarity between

0:52:42.760 --> 0:52:47.200
<v Speaker 1>like the red scar on the face um overall. Yeah,

0:52:47.200 --> 0:52:51.799
<v Speaker 1>I would say that that that Saydor's character is is

0:52:51.880 --> 0:52:55.120
<v Speaker 1>weird and keeps you questioning what exactly his whole deal is,

0:52:55.200 --> 0:52:58.000
<v Speaker 1>which which I kind of liked. I kind of like that. Yeah, Yeah,

0:52:58.960 --> 0:53:01.800
<v Speaker 1>I was kind of wondering if all of the mutants

0:53:01.880 --> 0:53:05.879
<v Speaker 1>on the ship are like clones of himself. That he

0:53:05.960 --> 0:53:08.960
<v Speaker 1>created so he could harvest their organs, because we see

0:53:08.960 --> 0:53:11.560
<v Speaker 1>about him later that he's constantly getting parts of his

0:53:11.640 --> 0:53:15.600
<v Speaker 1>body replaced. Yeah. Yeah, I think that's that's a very strong,

0:53:15.760 --> 0:53:19.040
<v Speaker 1>uh strong theory. Yeah, and it ultimately doesn't care where

0:53:19.040 --> 0:53:21.239
<v Speaker 1>he gets those parts. He's like, that's a nice arm

0:53:21.280 --> 0:53:25.839
<v Speaker 1>you got there. Uh, doctor, strap it on? Right. Uh So,

0:53:25.960 --> 0:53:28.560
<v Speaker 1>down on a kre we're we're about to actually hear

0:53:28.600 --> 0:53:30.279
<v Speaker 1>the locals talk to each other. Oh and just I

0:53:30.320 --> 0:53:33.400
<v Speaker 1>wanted to flag one thing quickly. I suspect that this

0:53:33.440 --> 0:53:35.960
<v Speaker 1>planet is called a ker and the people on it

0:53:35.960 --> 0:53:39.960
<v Speaker 1>are called a Kira because he is an adaptation of

0:53:39.960 --> 0:53:45.399
<v Speaker 1>seven Samurai via Magnificent Seven. Anyway, so we we hear

0:53:45.560 --> 0:53:48.839
<v Speaker 1>the Akira discussing their situation, and the very first thing

0:53:48.880 --> 0:53:52.239
<v Speaker 1>we get is this whiny sounding guy making a passionate

0:53:52.280 --> 0:53:55.320
<v Speaker 1>case that they should not defend themselves in any way.

0:53:55.680 --> 0:53:58.160
<v Speaker 1>He says, so we live by the Varda. The Varda

0:53:58.360 --> 0:54:02.040
<v Speaker 1>is not to fight, and this is the first reference

0:54:02.040 --> 0:54:04.680
<v Speaker 1>in the movie to the Varda, which will be brought

0:54:04.719 --> 0:54:07.640
<v Speaker 1>up many, many more times. I think it's supposed to

0:54:07.680 --> 0:54:10.960
<v Speaker 1>be the stand in for the force, but I don't

0:54:10.960 --> 0:54:14.240
<v Speaker 1>know if it quite works. It works differently than the Force.

0:54:14.320 --> 0:54:18.040
<v Speaker 1>So the Varda seems to be some kind of formalized

0:54:18.200 --> 0:54:21.279
<v Speaker 1>creed like it. You can quote the Varda. It is

0:54:21.320 --> 0:54:24.920
<v Speaker 1>a set of Dogma's rules and proverbs, and our young

0:54:25.000 --> 0:54:28.080
<v Speaker 1>hero frequently does quote from the Varda as if it

0:54:28.120 --> 0:54:31.120
<v Speaker 1>were like a book that is supposed to guide your life,

0:54:31.560 --> 0:54:33.839
<v Speaker 1>whereas the Force is not like that, Like you can't

0:54:33.920 --> 0:54:36.200
<v Speaker 1>quote the Force. I would say the Force is more

0:54:36.280 --> 0:54:39.080
<v Speaker 1>like the Tao or like the Holy Ghost. It is

0:54:39.880 --> 0:54:43.600
<v Speaker 1>a substance into being a type of divine power or

0:54:43.680 --> 0:54:47.719
<v Speaker 1>will permeating all things. Yeah, Varda, I guess they're they're

0:54:47.920 --> 0:54:51.840
<v Speaker 1>kind of alluding to Veda here, so yeah, yeah, So

0:54:52.080 --> 0:54:54.440
<v Speaker 1>I'm not sure if this incongruity between the Force and

0:54:54.480 --> 0:54:57.080
<v Speaker 1>the Varda is like a deliberately a deliberate choice to

0:54:57.160 --> 0:55:01.360
<v Speaker 1>do something different, or if I don't know, but I

0:55:01.360 --> 0:55:03.120
<v Speaker 1>don't know if it was a deliberate choice, I guess

0:55:03.120 --> 0:55:05.399
<v Speaker 1>that's kind of interesting, But I'm not sure exactly what

0:55:05.480 --> 0:55:08.080
<v Speaker 1>that cashes out to. But in any rate, a strong

0:55:08.160 --> 0:55:13.919
<v Speaker 1>theological slash legal argument for simply surrendering to the Maltmori Empire. Right.

0:55:13.960 --> 0:55:15.719
<v Speaker 1>He says the Varda is not to fight, and he

0:55:15.719 --> 0:55:19.560
<v Speaker 1>says the Akira haven't fought for centuries, and then immediately

0:55:19.680 --> 0:55:24.200
<v Speaker 1>we hear somebody off screen bellowing, I have fought, and

0:55:24.560 --> 0:55:28.000
<v Speaker 1>this bearded guy wanders and this is z the Corsair,

0:55:28.120 --> 0:55:31.200
<v Speaker 1>an old man who is nearly blind who used to

0:55:31.239 --> 0:55:35.279
<v Speaker 1>fly a spaceship and has experience with war, and he

0:55:35.320 --> 0:55:42.000
<v Speaker 1>cantankerously explains that the way to defeat violence is with violence. Uh,

0:55:42.239 --> 0:55:45.319
<v Speaker 1>He's like, I fought once it worked, Let's do that. Yes,

0:55:45.840 --> 0:55:48.320
<v Speaker 1>he says that in order to fight creatures of violence,

0:55:48.360 --> 0:55:52.759
<v Speaker 1>you must use creatures of violence, and everybody's just kind

0:55:52.760 --> 0:55:55.879
<v Speaker 1>of like okay. So it's immediately decided that they need

0:55:55.920 --> 0:55:59.920
<v Speaker 1>to hire mercenaries. And here's our seven samurai recruitment situation,

0:56:00.040 --> 0:56:03.279
<v Speaker 1>and so somebody's got to go recruit them, but who

0:56:03.320 --> 0:56:06.920
<v Speaker 1>can do it well. Immediately a young character played by

0:56:07.000 --> 0:56:11.799
<v Speaker 1>Richard Thomas volunteers, and emotional music plays as if we

0:56:11.840 --> 0:56:15.520
<v Speaker 1>know something about this character, but we don't, because this

0:56:15.640 --> 0:56:19.200
<v Speaker 1>is the first time he's talked. And I think this

0:56:19.280 --> 0:56:21.320
<v Speaker 1>is a good place to point out it probably hasn't

0:56:21.320 --> 0:56:24.040
<v Speaker 1>been clear in our explanation so far, but to point

0:56:24.040 --> 0:56:27.520
<v Speaker 1>out how fast everything is happening in this sequence. Like,

0:56:27.920 --> 0:56:30.759
<v Speaker 1>you do not really have time for any of these

0:56:30.800 --> 0:56:34.200
<v Speaker 1>developments to cause emotions or or mean anything. It's just

0:56:34.320 --> 0:56:37.160
<v Speaker 1>I'm sad or I will kill you. We cannot fight,

0:56:37.280 --> 0:56:40.720
<v Speaker 1>We must hire mercenaries who can do it this guy

0:56:41.480 --> 0:56:44.120
<v Speaker 1>and you know, of course, I enjoyed this movie very

0:56:44.200 --> 0:56:46.840
<v Speaker 1>much despite all this, But I think it's also a

0:56:46.840 --> 0:56:51.080
<v Speaker 1>good opportunity to point out things that make good storytelling

0:56:51.080 --> 0:56:54.600
<v Speaker 1>really work, like one thing Star Wars actually does quite well.

0:56:54.640 --> 0:56:59.080
<v Speaker 1>By contrast, before Luke Skywalker is called to adventure, you

0:56:59.120 --> 0:57:02.160
<v Speaker 1>get to see like the dreariness and the boredom of

0:57:02.239 --> 0:57:04.240
<v Speaker 1>his life on the farm, and you see him staring

0:57:04.239 --> 0:57:08.919
<v Speaker 1>at the sun's he's yearning for more. He's feeling that ineffable,

0:57:08.960 --> 0:57:13.600
<v Speaker 1>almost irrational angst of frustrated youth, which makes it emotional

0:57:13.640 --> 0:57:17.680
<v Speaker 1>and meaningful when his life is actually upended and he

0:57:17.320 --> 0:57:19.560
<v Speaker 1>he he has to go out and answer the please

0:57:19.600 --> 0:57:21.960
<v Speaker 1>of the princess and and you know, respond to the

0:57:21.960 --> 0:57:25.400
<v Speaker 1>death of his guardians. Here, I think the first time

0:57:25.440 --> 0:57:27.840
<v Speaker 1>the young hero speaks is when he's volunteering to go

0:57:27.880 --> 0:57:29.720
<v Speaker 1>on a mission, So you don't really get any of

0:57:29.760 --> 0:57:33.280
<v Speaker 1>that in this movie. The call to adventure is answered

0:57:33.320 --> 0:57:36.480
<v Speaker 1>immediately which is kind of an interesting sharp contrast to

0:57:36.600 --> 0:57:39.920
<v Speaker 1>Message from Space, in which the call to adventure seemed

0:57:39.960 --> 0:57:41.960
<v Speaker 1>to take most of the film to roll out and

0:57:42.000 --> 0:57:45.440
<v Speaker 1>then was molled over and finally accepted with like in

0:57:45.440 --> 0:57:48.000
<v Speaker 1>the last ten minutes of the film. Yeah, it's sending

0:57:48.000 --> 0:57:51.240
<v Speaker 1>out those magic nuts that fly over the galaxy. Yeah.

0:57:52.600 --> 0:57:56.040
<v Speaker 1>But when Richard Thomas volunteers, the whiney guy from the beginning,

0:57:56.040 --> 0:58:00.280
<v Speaker 1>he says, you you're a boy, and he says, and

0:58:00.360 --> 0:58:02.959
<v Speaker 1>Richard Thomas says, but the Varda teaches us that each

0:58:03.000 --> 0:58:05.520
<v Speaker 1>form has its function. So I guess the point is,

0:58:05.800 --> 0:58:07.760
<v Speaker 1>even when you're a boy, you can still go on

0:58:07.760 --> 0:58:11.000
<v Speaker 1>an adventure. Uh. And so it basically has to be

0:58:11.080 --> 0:58:14.000
<v Speaker 1>Shad who does this. That's the character's name because he's

0:58:14.000 --> 0:58:17.640
<v Speaker 1>the only one who can fly Zed's ship Nell. Now

0:58:17.720 --> 0:58:20.200
<v Speaker 1>Nell will be I would say, one of the other

0:58:20.360 --> 0:58:23.800
<v Speaker 1>main characters of the movie. Nel is a talking spaceship

0:58:24.360 --> 0:58:26.280
<v Speaker 1>that I would say looks like a cross between a

0:58:26.320 --> 0:58:32.080
<v Speaker 1>flayed horse and a bosomI hammerhead shark. Yeah. Yeah, it's

0:58:32.200 --> 0:58:36.800
<v Speaker 1>um it's it's an impressive ship design reminds me of

0:58:36.800 --> 0:58:39.520
<v Speaker 1>of a particular World War two like super glider that

0:58:39.600 --> 0:58:43.160
<v Speaker 1>the Germans used. I wouldn't be surprised if I don't

0:58:43.200 --> 0:58:44.600
<v Speaker 1>know if there was a model kit of that at

0:58:44.600 --> 0:58:46.960
<v Speaker 1>the time, but I wonder if that was potential possibly

0:58:47.120 --> 0:58:50.800
<v Speaker 1>adapted into this model for this spaceship. But uh, yeah,

0:58:50.840 --> 0:58:54.720
<v Speaker 1>the ship has character. Um it's uh, it's pretty cool looking.

0:58:54.960 --> 0:58:57.160
<v Speaker 1>I like the coloration of it. It has this kind

0:58:57.200 --> 0:59:00.040
<v Speaker 1>of a what is like a deep, rusty kind of

0:59:00.640 --> 0:59:04.200
<v Speaker 1>brown slash crimson e color. Yeah. Yeah, I'd say that's right,

0:59:04.240 --> 0:59:07.560
<v Speaker 1>and it clearly has It has biomechanical design, like it

0:59:07.600 --> 0:59:10.120
<v Speaker 1>doesn't look like sharp angles and metal like a lot

0:59:10.120 --> 0:59:13.600
<v Speaker 1>of the other spaceships. To this looks like a like

0:59:13.640 --> 0:59:17.440
<v Speaker 1>a naked body with a hammer head shark head. Yeah.

0:59:17.440 --> 0:59:20.200
<v Speaker 1>Oh but then also you so you say the ship

0:59:20.240 --> 0:59:23.439
<v Speaker 1>has character, and it has character quite literally because it's

0:59:23.440 --> 0:59:26.440
<v Speaker 1>not just design. It talks, and it's not just saying like,

0:59:26.480 --> 0:59:29.400
<v Speaker 1>you know, engage thrusters. It has a twod it's like

0:59:29.440 --> 0:59:33.280
<v Speaker 1>a rooting twoton back talking robot Grandma. Yeah, it's a

0:59:33.280 --> 0:59:36.680
<v Speaker 1>little bit sassy, and it encourages young Shad to kill

0:59:37.400 --> 0:59:40.640
<v Speaker 1>This is a strange theme that's repeated throughout the movie.

0:59:40.720 --> 0:59:43.440
<v Speaker 1>But uh, you know, Shad, like he first leaves the

0:59:43.440 --> 0:59:46.120
<v Speaker 1>planet on his mission, which is first he's going to

0:59:46.120 --> 0:59:48.680
<v Speaker 1>get weapons from a guy named Dr. He faced Us

0:59:49.960 --> 0:59:53.320
<v Speaker 1>and he has attacked by some guards left behind. There's

0:59:53.320 --> 0:59:56.000
<v Speaker 1>a big space battle. He's trying to escape and he

0:59:56.040 --> 0:59:58.600
<v Speaker 1>refuses to shoot back at the guards, and Nell is

0:59:58.720 --> 1:00:02.160
<v Speaker 1>urging him. She's like, do it, shoot them, And later

1:00:02.400 --> 1:00:06.760
<v Speaker 1>Nell will blast spaceships without Chad's consent. But then after that,

1:00:06.800 --> 1:00:09.720
<v Speaker 1>Shad gets a real like taste for war and starts

1:00:09.720 --> 1:00:13.400
<v Speaker 1>to love blasting that. That's kind of strange, yeah, especially

1:00:13.440 --> 1:00:16.760
<v Speaker 1>since again the Varda is not to violence, and yet

1:00:16.800 --> 1:00:19.400
<v Speaker 1>here they are violencing all over the place. All right,

1:00:19.480 --> 1:00:21.840
<v Speaker 1>So I'm not gonna do super detail on this, but

1:00:21.880 --> 1:00:25.320
<v Speaker 1>the sequence with Dr Have faced Us is so weird.

1:00:25.440 --> 1:00:28.160
<v Speaker 1>So Chad goes to a space station seems to be

1:00:28.200 --> 1:00:32.600
<v Speaker 1>populated entirely by androids, but then he meets one human Nenelia,

1:00:32.800 --> 1:00:35.440
<v Speaker 1>the daughter of Dr. He faced Us, and she's like

1:00:35.480 --> 1:00:39.440
<v Speaker 1>a brilliant scientist who repairs androids and she can do

1:00:39.480 --> 1:00:42.800
<v Speaker 1>all the technical wizardry, but she's also very naive about

1:00:42.800 --> 1:00:45.800
<v Speaker 1>the world because she has never left this space station.

1:00:46.480 --> 1:00:49.600
<v Speaker 1>And uh so they they meet, and then he has

1:00:49.640 --> 1:00:52.800
<v Speaker 1>taken to Dr Who faced Us himself, who was supposed

1:00:52.840 --> 1:00:55.320
<v Speaker 1>to supply them with with arms to defend their planet.

1:00:55.640 --> 1:00:58.720
<v Speaker 1>But oops, Dr faced Us is no longer a human body.

1:00:58.760 --> 1:01:02.200
<v Speaker 1>He's now just ahead on this cabinet full of organs uh.

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<v Speaker 1>And his plan is like, well, I'm not interested in

1:01:05.400 --> 1:01:08.640
<v Speaker 1>defending your planet. Instead, Chad, I'm going to imprison you

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<v Speaker 1>on this space station and make you father children with Nnelia. Uh.

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<v Speaker 1>Shad is reasonably creeped out by this, but then together

1:01:16.600 --> 1:01:20.000
<v Speaker 1>he and Nenelia Uh, they decide to flee the station.

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<v Speaker 1>So they break out together, and in this scene they

1:01:23.000 --> 1:01:27.560
<v Speaker 1>seem to bond by sharing scientific and anthropological facts about

1:01:27.560 --> 1:01:31.040
<v Speaker 1>other planets in the galaxy. They like bond over learning.

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<v Speaker 1>I have to say, this whole sequence to reminded me

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of Logan's Run. It had a real Logan's

1:01:36.520 --> 1:01:39.480
<v Speaker 1>Run kind of feel to it. Yeah. But now, of

1:01:39.520 --> 1:01:42.080
<v Speaker 1>course this is sort of our first recruit. Nonelia is

1:01:42.120 --> 1:01:44.600
<v Speaker 1>now on board for the cause of protecting a cure,

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<v Speaker 1>and they're gonna split up and both go try to

1:01:47.240 --> 1:01:51.720
<v Speaker 1>recruit mercenaries, right right. So, on the quest to recruit mercenaries,

1:01:51.760 --> 1:01:55.320
<v Speaker 1>he has so far recruited uh. This this one woman

1:01:55.360 --> 1:01:58.320
<v Speaker 1>who has no combat experience that we know of, but

1:01:58.400 --> 1:02:01.040
<v Speaker 1>she has like, uh, that's true, but she has like

1:02:01.080 --> 1:02:05.120
<v Speaker 1>scientific technical she can like do stuff with androids, though

1:02:05.120 --> 1:02:07.640
<v Speaker 1>I don't recall if she ever does anymore in the movie,

1:02:08.200 --> 1:02:10.840
<v Speaker 1>but they're prepared just in case that comes up. Yeah,

1:02:11.240 --> 1:02:13.080
<v Speaker 1>of course they are going to fall in love because

1:02:13.120 --> 1:02:16.000
<v Speaker 1>of course, um and in the sequence there are also

1:02:16.320 --> 1:02:19.080
<v Speaker 1>there are several really funny moments. One of them that

1:02:19.160 --> 1:02:21.520
<v Speaker 1>made me laugh out loud was the scenes of them

1:02:21.640 --> 1:02:25.680
<v Speaker 1>riding around on these carts in the space station, because like,

1:02:25.760 --> 1:02:28.960
<v Speaker 1>the cart will seat too. It's like Chad and Nenelia

1:02:29.080 --> 1:02:31.120
<v Speaker 1>sitting next to each other on a love seat on

1:02:31.160 --> 1:02:34.480
<v Speaker 1>a cart, and the carts are extremely slow and they're

1:02:34.520 --> 1:02:46.720
<v Speaker 1>almost as wide as the hallway they're in. Now, I

1:02:46.760 --> 1:02:48.959
<v Speaker 1>think a lot of the fun in seven Samurai type

1:02:49.000 --> 1:02:51.800
<v Speaker 1>movies is the rounding up of the gang, right, you know,

1:02:51.840 --> 1:02:53.880
<v Speaker 1>you gotta pick all the mercenarias who are going to

1:02:53.920 --> 1:02:56.320
<v Speaker 1>come back and help protect the village. So I guess

1:02:56.360 --> 1:02:59.240
<v Speaker 1>we should talk a bit about each of the recruits.

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<v Speaker 1>Now we've already mentioned Cowboy played by George Poppard. How

1:03:04.480 --> 1:03:07.840
<v Speaker 1>exactly is he recruited? Well, Shad like runs up on

1:03:08.000 --> 1:03:11.280
<v Speaker 1>his spaceship as he's being attacked by pirates, and the

1:03:11.400 --> 1:03:14.840
<v Speaker 1>question is should Chad intervene and blast the pirates. He

1:03:14.920 --> 1:03:17.919
<v Speaker 1>again says the var to prohibits taking life, and then

1:03:17.920 --> 1:03:20.360
<v Speaker 1>Nell says ah, but the Varda says we can take

1:03:20.440 --> 1:03:24.439
<v Speaker 1>life to save life, and then he hesitates, but Nell

1:03:24.640 --> 1:03:27.240
<v Speaker 1>blasts on his behalf. So they blow up the pirates

1:03:27.720 --> 1:03:31.240
<v Speaker 1>and and it turns out they've saved this guy named Cowboy.

1:03:31.840 --> 1:03:34.280
<v Speaker 1>Uh So, as we said earlier, this is a space

1:03:34.320 --> 1:03:37.880
<v Speaker 1>trucker who loves watching old Western movies. Uh he has

1:03:37.960 --> 1:03:41.080
<v Speaker 1>much experience fighting. And then Shad asks him, hey, well

1:03:41.160 --> 1:03:44.080
<v Speaker 1>then will you fight for us? Well, Cowboy says there's

1:03:44.080 --> 1:03:46.120
<v Speaker 1>a problem with that. He says, you're fighting sad Or,

1:03:46.240 --> 1:03:49.160
<v Speaker 1>and sad Or never loses and never quit, so fighting

1:03:49.160 --> 1:03:51.440
<v Speaker 1>on your side, that's that's a losing game. I'm not

1:03:51.480 --> 1:03:55.360
<v Speaker 1>going to do it. But then suddenly Nell shares a

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<v Speaker 1>video feed of a totally different planet somewhere else where.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess they have of refused Saydor's uh ultimatum, and

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<v Speaker 1>then Saydor just blows up the planet. He vaporizes it

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<v Speaker 1>with his stellar converter, and as luck would have it,

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<v Speaker 1>that planet that just got blowed up, that was where

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<v Speaker 1>Cowboys buyer was stationed, so he's he can't take his

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<v Speaker 1>his cargo anymore. And what he was transporting just happens

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<v Speaker 1>to be blasters, so Shadows like, yes, we need those,

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<v Speaker 1>take them to my planet, and so Cowboy agrees. So

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<v Speaker 1>he wasn't interested in doing good until it messed up

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<v Speaker 1>with his arms deal. So he's like, no, it's personal.

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<v Speaker 1>Can't stand now. It's he's taken it too personal. Um

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<v Speaker 1>and Cowboy. There's so much weirdness about Cowboy. One thing

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<v Speaker 1>that I was like, what, I guess it? I don't know,

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<v Speaker 1>So he there's one part where I think he has

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<v Speaker 1>a Confederate flag on the side of his spaceship. There

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<v Speaker 1>is definitely a Confederate flag blaster to the side of

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<v Speaker 1>his spaceship. I'm not sure what the significance of that,

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<v Speaker 1>thousands of years into the future is supposed to be,

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<v Speaker 1>but weird choice to say the least. Uh. Cowboys belt buckle,

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<v Speaker 1>though in a more charming touch, includes a Scotch and

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<v Speaker 1>soda dispenser. So he literally like puts a glass under

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<v Speaker 1>his belt buckle and you hear like a water sound,

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<v Speaker 1>and it's like whiskey or soda coming out of it,

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<v Speaker 1>And I think he can also plink down cubes of

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<v Speaker 1>ice from his put buckle. Yeah he can do. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>the ice, the soda, and the whiskey all three come

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<v Speaker 1>out of the belt buckle on And so I guess

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<v Speaker 1>we're to leave. We're led to believe this is just

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<v Speaker 1>a fancy bit of technology that allows him to drink constantly.

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<v Speaker 1>But I also wonder what if what if Cowboys no

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<v Speaker 1>longer human? And uh and this is him just simply

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<v Speaker 1>recycling the ice cubes, soda and uh and and whiskey

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<v Speaker 1>that he actually can't can't really process. It just comes

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<v Speaker 1>back out again into the cup. Oh, he's like a fountain,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, it goes down and then it like shoots

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<v Speaker 1>back out. Yeah no, no, but then no, he's just

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<v Speaker 1>supposed to be on Earth. Dude on Earth dude who

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<v Speaker 1>drinks and smokes and again little else. Uh. Thinking back

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<v Speaker 1>on it, it's hard for me to remember what he

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<v Speaker 1>truly contributed to the film, except for the occasional bursts

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<v Speaker 1>of comic relief and hooking everyone up with blasters. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>in the final battle, he shows the he he plans

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<v Speaker 1>the ground defense, so he helps them like defend the

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<v Speaker 1>trenches they dig on the planet's surface. So there's like

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<v Speaker 1>spaceship battles and battles on the ground with Sador's troops

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<v Speaker 1>and he he helps them defend on the ground. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>and then there's one part where Shad is talking to

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<v Speaker 1>cowboy and cowboys smoking a cigarette and Chad says, is

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<v Speaker 1>that real smoke you're putting in your lungs? And cowboys

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<v Speaker 1>like yep, and it's not good for you. And then

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<v Speaker 1>Chad says, I don't think you should do it. A

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<v Speaker 1>little anti smoking message. Okay, next recruit, how about how

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<v Speaker 1>about a lizard guy? Do we want to Uh? This

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<v Speaker 1>is Cayman of the Lambda Zone h as as well

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<v Speaker 1>as a few other allies portrayed by Morgan Woodward. So uh,

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<v Speaker 1>this is a fighter recruited by Ninelia. This again, this

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<v Speaker 1>recruitment happens sort of by accidents. So Nnelia is captured

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<v Speaker 1>by this boss like lizard man named Caman, who seems

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<v Speaker 1>to be planning to sell her like as as as

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<v Speaker 1>meat to an alien butcher shop. I think, um, but

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<v Speaker 1>then she's like, you're heartless, just like say door And

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<v Speaker 1>then this was a laugh out loud moment, immediate music sting.

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<v Speaker 1>He goes say do or say do or of the

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<v Speaker 1>Melmori and when he finds out there fighting Sador, his

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<v Speaker 1>tune changes immediately and he's like, I will fight with

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<v Speaker 1>you because I hate Sedor. Now. Fun fact about Morgan

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<v Speaker 1>Woodward though I didn't include him in the original line

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<v Speaker 1>up here, but he through he was on Dallas. But

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<v Speaker 1>the most notable thing is he's the man with no

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<v Speaker 1>eyes from nineteen sixty seven's Cool Hand Luke That the

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<v Speaker 1>the guard with the silver shades that you know for

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<v Speaker 1>most of the film you you can't see his eyes

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<v Speaker 1>because of those, and he's kind of this uh you

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<v Speaker 1>know this, this this very threatening presence in the film,

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<v Speaker 1>uh that it's rather iconic. You see this reference to

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<v Speaker 1>later on in the Cohen Brothers, Oh Brother where art

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<v Speaker 1>thou it has a similar character whose eyes you never see. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but yes in this lozardman um but the lizard Man

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<v Speaker 1>also comes with buddies. He has He has a blonde

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<v Speaker 1>muscle man who like a lot of times his butts

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<v Speaker 1>hanging out. He's wearing like like sort of chaps and

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<v Speaker 1>leather suspenders, and he has a face tattoo. And then

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<v Speaker 1>there are two creatures with giant bald heads wearing silver suits.

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<v Speaker 1>They have no ears, and they speak by emitting heat

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<v Speaker 1>rays that burn people. Yes, those are his public relations

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<v Speaker 1>guys exactly. Um okay, So next next recruit the Nestor's

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<v Speaker 1>Nestor one through Nestar five. I think this is Earl

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<v Speaker 1>Bowen and others. Uh. This is once again just like

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<v Speaker 1>the last one. It's a recruitment via capture. So Shad

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<v Speaker 1>is captured in space by a gang of five psychic

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<v Speaker 1>clones who are dressed in white robes and look like

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<v Speaker 1>a cross between the Brain guy and old Man Gary

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<v Speaker 1>old Man Dracula with the uh so Shad. When they

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<v Speaker 1>capture him, they bring him onto their ship. Chad points

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<v Speaker 1>a blaster at them, but then they psychically force him

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<v Speaker 1>to point it at himself, and he's like, my mistake.

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<v Speaker 1>And then they say, oh, it's okay. We know you're

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<v Speaker 1>not of a violent form. We've scanned everything you're doing.

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<v Speaker 1>We scan everything, we scan all uh, and we've been

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<v Speaker 1>brain scanning you from the astral plane and know all

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<v Speaker 1>about your quest for mercenaries and well we want to

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<v Speaker 1>join uh. And of course Shadows so like, well, we

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<v Speaker 1>don't have any money, we can't pay you and they say,

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<v Speaker 1>no need, We're self sufficient. We are nest store. So

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<v Speaker 1>they explained that they are a group of clones of

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<v Speaker 1>a species that are all that all have one unitary

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<v Speaker 1>shared consciousness. But there's a problem with having a unitary

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<v Speaker 1>shared consciousness, which is that life can become very dull.

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<v Speaker 1>And it turns out they have to seek adventure in

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<v Speaker 1>order to avoid being literally bored to death. We also

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<v Speaker 1>find out that they have no tolerance for pain. Like

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<v Speaker 1>basically you said the word pain, they've already had too much.

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<v Speaker 1>And you know what, I thought this was Actually so

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<v Speaker 1>this movie is fun, not much about it as thought provoking,

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<v Speaker 1>but weirdly half of these characters kind of were. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>So the idea of uh, sort of individual drones of

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<v Speaker 1>a species that have a constant, a synchronous shared consciousness

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<v Speaker 1>throughout the galaxy. They cannot become bored. They have to

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<v Speaker 1>be constantly stimulated, and they cannot bear pain, I guess

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<v Speaker 1>because that would like share both of those states with

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<v Speaker 1>all of them throughout the galaxy. So they have to

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<v Speaker 1>be constantly like stimulated with interesting stuff and and never

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<v Speaker 1>in pain. And I was like, wow, that's okay. You

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<v Speaker 1>can like write a really interesting story about that. I

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<v Speaker 1>felt like they were the most interesting characters that we

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<v Speaker 1>encounter in the film, and they get two things that

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<v Speaker 1>are great. They get I think one of the best

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<v Speaker 1>comedic scenes in the film when they try to eat

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<v Speaker 1>a hot dog. I mean, well, they don't just try,

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<v Speaker 1>they succeed and they have feedback on hot dogs. And

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<v Speaker 1>then they also have a really fun and I thought

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<v Speaker 1>creative assassination attempt on say door tell the hot dog

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<v Speaker 1>scenes story cowboys eating a hot dog. Cowboys eating a

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<v Speaker 1>hot dog and um, I can't remember if he offers

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<v Speaker 1>the hot dog or they're like, what's that? Can we

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<v Speaker 1>try that? And then you write hot dog gets handed

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<v Speaker 1>off to the next doors and we get a fun,

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<v Speaker 1>just visual gag where one of them is of course

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<v Speaker 1>holding up the hot dog and taking a bite out

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<v Speaker 1>of it, but all four of the heads are chewing

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<v Speaker 1>and experiencing the hot dog. They then give a readout

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<v Speaker 1>on all the ingredients and if I remember correctly, none

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<v Speaker 1>of the ingredients are met right. No, it's all just

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<v Speaker 1>like soy proteins and then names of chemicals, and then

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<v Speaker 1>cowboys like on Earth, that's what we all meat. So

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<v Speaker 1>I enjoyed that. I thought like, okay that I think

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<v Speaker 1>this scene landed like it was supposed to. Um. But yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>then they also have this this wonderful kind of complicated

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<v Speaker 1>and and uh surprising assassination attempt on sad Or where

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<v Speaker 1>one of them is captured. They allow one of them,

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<v Speaker 1>their their clones, to be captured by sad Or. What

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<v Speaker 1>sad Or are going to do? Well, he's of course

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<v Speaker 1>going to torture said clone. Uh. This is where we

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<v Speaker 1>get that line about about the his his doctor is

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<v Speaker 1>expert at inflicting pain and uh, and so they torture

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<v Speaker 1>him to death rather quickly. But then sate Or is like,

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<v Speaker 1>that's a pretty good arm. Let's go ahead and put

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<v Speaker 1>that on my body. They do. His doctor does that,

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<v Speaker 1>and he's like trying it out. You know, it's like

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<v Speaker 1>it's got good reached, good muscle. He's only got these

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<v Speaker 1>it's got a weird number of fingers. Will have to

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<v Speaker 1>fix that later. But you know they're not, they too concerned.

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<v Speaker 1>But then what did the Nestor start doing. They start

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<v Speaker 1>controlling the arm and trying to like like cut state

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<v Speaker 1>wars throat with his own hand. Uh, it's narrowly able

1:13:04.680 --> 1:13:06.800
<v Speaker 1>to stop them and cut the arm. Off with a

1:13:06.800 --> 1:13:10.439
<v Speaker 1>crystal chainsaw. It was a great sequence. I loved it. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>really good. Okay, I gotta mention a couple more recruitments

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<v Speaker 1>before we wrap up. So one is guilt Robert Vaughan.

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<v Speaker 1>We're back to Robert Vaughan, and I gotta say the

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<v Speaker 1>planet where they pick up gelt looks awesome. Mountain spires

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<v Speaker 1>made out of rocks that look kind of like veins,

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<v Speaker 1>dark skies and lightning. This is like lv f s

1:13:29.360 --> 1:13:33.479
<v Speaker 1>from Alien. It's beautiful. It's uh. I feel like I

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<v Speaker 1>I detect some Cameron influence here, though I guess I

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<v Speaker 1>can't be sure. Um, But to describe the set up

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<v Speaker 1>to the scene, we're being set up as if the

1:13:42.800 --> 1:13:45.960
<v Speaker 1>next stop for Shad is going to contain the most

1:13:46.120 --> 1:13:50.360
<v Speaker 1>icely Cantina scene because he's headed to a wretched hive

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<v Speaker 1>of scum and villany full of the best mercenaries in

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<v Speaker 1>the galaxy. So you think that's what you're getting, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>bar full of criminals and he's gonna have to you know,

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<v Speaker 1>recruit one of them. But in a twist, when he

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<v Speaker 1>gets there, there's nobody there. It's like this abandoned underground

1:14:05.479 --> 1:14:07.800
<v Speaker 1>bunker that looks like it used to be kind of

1:14:07.800 --> 1:14:10.640
<v Speaker 1>a pleasure palace. Yeah, that's right, and there's there's no

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<v Speaker 1>one else here we encountered guilt, and guilt is just

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<v Speaker 1>he's the only living human, only living being left. He's

1:14:18.280 --> 1:14:22.519
<v Speaker 1>there with all his treasures, all his ill gotten gains.

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<v Speaker 1>But he's like, clearly he has nothing to do. He's

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<v Speaker 1>just he's he's like a prisoner in his own golden

1:14:28.360 --> 1:14:31.559
<v Speaker 1>cell here. Right. He explains in a twist that all

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<v Speaker 1>the planets the galaxy bound together and created a defense alliance,

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<v Speaker 1>which they used to wipe out all of the mercenaries

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<v Speaker 1>and criminals on this planet, and only guilt is left.

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<v Speaker 1>He says, there's nothing left but me in the lower forms,

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<v Speaker 1>and then he says there's a bounty on his head

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<v Speaker 1>on every planet in the galaxy. So he's he's in

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<v Speaker 1>this Catch twenty two. He has wealth and he has

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<v Speaker 1>like he's he's got all this treasure for himself, but

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<v Speaker 1>nowhere he can spend it, and no where he can go,

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<v Speaker 1>oh know where he can rest. Yeah, and there's this

1:15:02.400 --> 1:15:04.760
<v Speaker 1>wonderful shot. There's a lot of screen shots of this

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<v Speaker 1>on the internet, but he's seated at this throne and yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you see all of his treasure chest around him, and

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<v Speaker 1>it's gloriously lit. He's got this kind of stylish outfit on.

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<v Speaker 1>He's got his laser blaster out um. And oh and

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<v Speaker 1>the throne that he's seated upon, it has these two

1:15:20.240 --> 1:15:23.960
<v Speaker 1>cherubs built into it and they're holding a crown and

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<v Speaker 1>it's as if they are they are holding the crown

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<v Speaker 1>over his head or lowering it onto his head. It's

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<v Speaker 1>just this wonderful shot. It's great. And so of course

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<v Speaker 1>he ends up getting recruited because mainly because on a

1:15:35.160 --> 1:15:37.439
<v Speaker 1>keer he can rest. It's a place where there's not

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<v Speaker 1>a bounty on his head, so he can go there.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh So, so that's what he does. But I wanted

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<v Speaker 1>to say about Robert Vaughan's performance in this movie. It's

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<v Speaker 1>actually kind of interesting the way he plays the character

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<v Speaker 1>and what he does with his body. For example, uh,

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<v Speaker 1>Guilt never moves his head, really, he only moves his eyes.

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<v Speaker 1>There are scenes of him talking and scenes of him

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<v Speaker 1>like in battle, piloting his spaceship, and he almost never

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<v Speaker 1>moves his head at all, is completely still. He just

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<v Speaker 1>you see his eyes going back and forth, and that

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<v Speaker 1>creates a kind of reptilian quality that really works. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>even though he is he's not the reptile man. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>the Mercenary gang here. But but yeah, that's that's a

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<v Speaker 1>good point about the particulars of his performance when one wonders,

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<v Speaker 1>was that a like a choice that he made or

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<v Speaker 1>did he have just did you have Frankenstein neck during Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and just you know, ended up using it? Uh at

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<v Speaker 1>any rate? Uh? Yeah, I really, I really like his performance.

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<v Speaker 1>And I have to say I was not expecting to

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<v Speaker 1>like his performance. I was expecting it to be a

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<v Speaker 1>lot more phoned in than this, but it was. It

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<v Speaker 1>was fun. Okay, one last Mercenary It is st x

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<v Speaker 1>Men played by Sybil Danning. So we meet her because

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<v Speaker 1>she starts she basically she's harassing chads ship in space.

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<v Speaker 1>She's like zipping around taunting him, shooting blanks at him,

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<v Speaker 1>and he hit her because she's moving too fast. Uh.

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<v Speaker 1>And then she finally explains, like, it has been great

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<v Speaker 1>fun jousting with you. I want to join your mission.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm part of a warrior culture. We must fight. And

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<v Speaker 1>shadd is just infinitely annoyed with her at times. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>she's just constantly coming on to him and he's he's

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<v Speaker 1>basically like, this is inappropriate. You should not be doing this.

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<v Speaker 1>I am not interested. I already have a space girlfriend

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<v Speaker 1>and I find you incredibly irritating. But she's just like,

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<v Speaker 1>but I want to fight. And of course the rest

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<v Speaker 1>of the structure is somewhat predictable. You know, the mercenaries

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<v Speaker 1>gathered together, they gathered for battle against Sedor, and they

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<v Speaker 1>all contribute in various ways to the effort. But all

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<v Speaker 1>of the I think, do all of the mercenaries get

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<v Speaker 1>slain in battle except maybe Cowboy? Does Cowboys survive? I

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<v Speaker 1>thought he bought it too. But this is kind of

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<v Speaker 1>this is the model, right, Like they all have to

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<v Speaker 1>to pare it, well, not all of the most of them.

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<v Speaker 1>But eventually the young heroes Chat and Anilia they have

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<v Speaker 1>to save the day. They're flying around and nail the

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<v Speaker 1>spaceship and they got to save the day in the end,

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<v Speaker 1>and it's kind of like, you know, you get something

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<v Speaker 1>kind of similar to the trench run scene in Star Wars.

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<v Speaker 1>The Stellar Converter is U is destroyed. The ship is destroyed.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh yeah, we we don't have to endure some sort

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<v Speaker 1>of a lightsaber knockoff battle, which was nice. Yeah, does

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<v Speaker 1>anybody fight hand to hand with sad Or. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>recall that. I don't think it happens now. He's just

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<v Speaker 1>like a straight I guess he's more in the mold

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<v Speaker 1>of Peter Cushing in that regard. Yeah, they just blow

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<v Speaker 1>up the ship and he's there. Yeah, it's more and

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<v Speaker 1>more like them. Off. Well, there's a ton more that

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<v Speaker 1>happens in the movie that we we did not have

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<v Speaker 1>time to get into. But Rob, I have greatly enjoyed

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<v Speaker 1>talking about Battle Beyond the Stars with you. Yeah, this

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<v Speaker 1>is this is a fun one. Uh, just just a

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<v Speaker 1>fun flick. I again, I don't know if it's more

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<v Speaker 1>fun than than Empire Strikes Back, but but fair enough,

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<v Speaker 1>it's a really fun film. And I can i if

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<v Speaker 1>someone likes this more than Empire than more power to them. Uh.

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<v Speaker 1>We we we need films in our lives there that

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<v Speaker 1>are dis enjoyable, better, more fun, more fun than Seven Samurai. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I would say that, I would say that, of course

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<v Speaker 1>I would. I think since seven Samurai better film, Battle

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<v Speaker 1>Beyond the Stars more fun for me, and certainly yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>lower investment. It's not as long and it's not as serious. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I've I've reached the point in my life we have

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<v Speaker 1>to realize, am I gonna watch Seven Samurai again? Probably? Not?

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<v Speaker 1>Am I gonna watch Battle Beyond the Stars again? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's probably gonna happen. Sorry, I don't know. If you

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<v Speaker 1>make time for seven Samurai. It's a very rewarding experience.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a it's a great film. I mean, I love

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<v Speaker 1>the karat Karrosawa. I I can envision myself going through

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<v Speaker 1>a Curasawa phase where I like suddenly have to get

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<v Speaker 1>back into all these films. But uh, yeah, there's some

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<v Speaker 1>great stuff. Throwing a blood? Who throwing a blood is good?

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<v Speaker 1>All right, Well we're gonna go ahead and close it

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<v Speaker 1>out here, but as always, right into us, let us

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<v Speaker 1>know what you think about Battle Beyond the Stars various

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<v Speaker 1>other Star Wars knockoffs as well. We would love to

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<v Speaker 1>hear from everyone out there. In the meantime, we'll remind

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<v Speaker 1>Uh you can go there for a blog post about

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