Speaker 1: You're listening to Comedy Central. Hey, it's Roy Wood Jr.
Speaker 1: We've got a little something different for you today. Now,
Speaker 1: you remember, before the pandemic, you could stand around a
Speaker 1: water cooler and talk to your co workers. We used
Speaker 1: to call it water cooler conversations, even though there was
Speaker 1: never really a water cooler there anyway. Two of my
Speaker 1: good friends, Daily Show correspondent Dulce Sloan and Daily Show
Speaker 1: writer Josh Johnson, are known around the building for their
Speaker 1: water cooler conversations, and they turned it into a podcast.
Speaker 1: This is your chance to hear these two people go
Speaker 1: back and forth the way we get to hear it
Speaker 1: all the time in the hallway. The podcast is called
Speaker 1: hold Up. Have a listen. Hey, everybody, welcome to hold Up.
Speaker 1: It's the show where we have a pretty passionate interactions,
Speaker 1: pretty pretty like it was. It called when it's from
Speaker 1: the soul. You know that soul meat that you get it,
Speaker 1: that that dig deep into and then you pull from that.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm talking about? Soul meat? Yeah, you know,
Speaker 1: you know when it's come from the like from the heart,
Speaker 1: but it's even deeper. It's like deep down in your soul.
Speaker 1: Oh man um there's a Is there a word for that?
Speaker 1: I thought, maybe I'm wrong. Anyway, we're gonna have some
Speaker 1: pretty passionate conversations about things that are important in the
Speaker 1: world and the culture. To us, it's the things that
Speaker 1: we disagree on, even though we're friends. There's sometimes where
Speaker 1: I don't see he'll say something that's a little bit
Speaker 1: out of pocket. To me. In my mind, that is
Speaker 1: like it cannot stand out of pocket, A little bit
Speaker 1: out of pocket. I'm always in pockets. I'm always whether
Speaker 1: they're pants or pool tables, I am in the pocket.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you right now, a lot of your opinions
Speaker 1: are truly out of pocket, and we're about to find
Speaker 1: out one of them today. Today we're talking about something
Speaker 1: that is deeply important to the both of us. You know,
Speaker 1: it's not it's not like the economy, gas pro anything
Speaker 1: like that. We're never gonna be talking about issues that
Speaker 1: could change the world. This is about well, this is
Speaker 1: more like, uh, this could change the world. I'm looking
Speaker 1: to change hearts and minds truly, because that's how you
Speaker 1: do it, you know, just one, one person at a time.
Speaker 1: But today we're talking about bar soap versus body wash
Speaker 1: and um Joshua, what is your stance? I think I
Speaker 1: know what it is because you're a man. But I'm
Speaker 1: all about the bar that bars. All right, boo, I
Speaker 1: knew you were going to say that I am team
Speaker 1: body Wash. Listen, you know I'm team body Wash. So
Speaker 1: tell me, on a scale one to tend how hardcore
Speaker 1: you are about the body Wash. I'm gonna say like eight.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say like eight. Oh great, okay, because I'm
Speaker 1: an eight. So they are diametrically opposed. And I'll tell
Speaker 1: you right now, bars is where it's at the original soap,
Speaker 1: all right, not this, not this, not this soap juice
Speaker 1: other people playing is worth it? You know my bar
Speaker 1: stays ready? Yeah, you know so wow that wash water people.
Speaker 1: This is also how you know some people. Obviously there's
Speaker 1: a spectrum with everything. There are lots of people that
Speaker 1: might say they love the same things I love, but
Speaker 1: they don't roll the way I roll. Right, So I'm
Speaker 1: not speaking for everyone want to talk about bars or soap.
Speaker 1: I'm not speaking for everybody want to talk about body wash.
Speaker 1: But I will say that some of my broker friends
Speaker 1: love to add water to the bottle of body wash.
Speaker 1: Acted like that's still the same strength of soap, and
Speaker 1: it is not in the same vein. Uh. When I
Speaker 1: associated with the broke trying to change my life, Josh,
Speaker 1: trying to change my life, trying to not deal with
Speaker 1: any man who has roommates. But my broker friends they
Speaker 1: love bar soap because it's only nineties seven cents or
Speaker 1: it could be fifties. Easy, know what I'm saying, Like
Speaker 1: you can buy and volke wait wait wait wait, wait
Speaker 1: wait wait, because this is my thing. The example that
Speaker 1: I just gave was how some of my broke friends
Speaker 1: will dilute the soap to where it's less soap. I
Speaker 1: feel like you're covered for the people who found a
Speaker 1: discounted family dollar. I'm not. I'm not. I didn't finish,
Speaker 1: all right, all right, let me let you finish, because
Speaker 1: we've all like it's like dishwashing liquid, right, like people
Speaker 1: had water to like dishwashing liquid and stuff like that.
Speaker 1: So I understand in the vein, but we all know
Speaker 1: that you get down to that little sliver of soap
Speaker 1: and then you can keep those slivers and then make
Speaker 1: yourself a bit like a big ball. It's the same
Speaker 1: concept where you're like, let me save these slivers, and
Speaker 1: they could be a various then they could be you've
Speaker 1: got a little dove, You've got a little Irish spraying,
Speaker 1: You've got a little dial, and then you just put
Speaker 1: them all together to make the most skin drying concoction
Speaker 1: that the world has ever known. Let me take up
Speaker 1: for the daggers for a second. Let me tell you
Speaker 1: right now about the daggers. Right. I love a good
Speaker 1: soap dagger because it helps me in the battle to
Speaker 1: shank the germs to death. Okay, a good bar soap dagger.
Speaker 1: I can lift that arm, I can slide that I
Speaker 1: can slide that thing up. I'm getting I'm getting the
Speaker 1: in the dirt on the hairs of my armpits. I'm
Speaker 1: getting in so good. But see, that's also my issue
Speaker 1: with bar soap is people have a tendency to put
Speaker 1: bar soap directly on the body. They're not rubbing it
Speaker 1: on a rag or a washcloth or alofa or a
Speaker 1: fluf or a body brush. It's soap directly on the body.
Speaker 1: And then the next person is using this said soap
Speaker 1: and we all know the blast place that everybody cleans.
Speaker 1: Two things. Two things. First of all, first of all,
Speaker 1: I would appreciate you covered at me with the shower
Speaker 1: lingo with these foreign words I want you to use.
Speaker 1: You have a washcloth, Josh, you have a rag. You
Speaker 1: didn't say wash cloth. You were saying a lupare Now
Speaker 1: I said, Now, I said wash cloth, loofa expolion in gloves,
Speaker 1: of flufe, a body brush, anything that you use to
Speaker 1: apply your cleaning agent to your body that put the
Speaker 1: soap needs to go on, not soap directly on humans.
Speaker 1: There needs to be a buffer. So for me, I
Speaker 1: don't like bar sop because it'd be going straight on
Speaker 1: people's asses, straight on genitalias, okay, straight in armpits, catching
Speaker 1: it just direct. And you know, if you still got
Speaker 1: the letters on the soap, if you don't work, because
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna wash the soap. So you got the
Speaker 1: letters that you picked up a bar soap with the
Speaker 1: letters and then the letters was dirty. Hmm okay uh.
Speaker 1: Second second point I was gonna make is that there
Speaker 1: is no dirty soap. It's soap, so it cannot be dirty. Second,
Speaker 1: you'll see them where the letters number two A to A.
Speaker 1: This your What I would rather not have is you
Speaker 1: say whatever f words those were to be in the
Speaker 1: shower thing? What was that? What was that other thing?
Speaker 1: A fufa alofa already heard, but then you said an
Speaker 1: F word exfoliate gloves, uh huh or a fluf. So
Speaker 1: those are the type of words I would appreciate. If
Speaker 1: you've never seen a little like the little mesh puff
Speaker 1: in the shower, let me tell you. I want to
Speaker 1: tell you about my experience because I think it will
Speaker 1: help color the rest. Do you have a girlfriend that
Speaker 1: lives in your house? I do. I'm talking about how
Speaker 1: I grew up. For a second, I'm talking about how
Speaker 1: I how I had might come up. You know, lived
Speaker 1: in Louisiana, lived in Chicago. I had an experience of
Speaker 1: growing up and this is this is how you can
Speaker 1: tell that I didn't always have means. I grew up
Speaker 1: with Dial soap. I understand that dial soap is basically
Speaker 1: gunshots to the skin. Okay, that's basically it's a forest fire.
Speaker 1: You need to use a bulletproof vest when you watch
Speaker 1: with dial. It's a it's a forest fire for your follicles.
Speaker 1: I don't even know of body wash had been invented yet. Okay,
Speaker 1: there was the body wash. A recent craze. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: it's it's a very like early two thousands thing. So
Speaker 1: it's been around, like, you know, twenty years or such.
Speaker 1: But I'm just saying for a nineties kid, I don't
Speaker 1: know if body washed was as much of a thing. Um. Also,
Speaker 1: the dial soap that I used, it kept me clean,
Speaker 1: it did. Yes, it was sometimes very easy for me
Speaker 1: to wash some of the skin off. The skin I
Speaker 1: was cleaning, hit me absolutely fresh. I just felt like
Speaker 1: I was well taken care of. It wasn't until later
Speaker 1: that I discovered Irish Spring, that discovered Dove that I
Speaker 1: was like, okay, there's a different level to these bars,
Speaker 1: and so let me let me bring my bar game up. Now.
Speaker 1: I will say for the bar, even even for my
Speaker 1: bar heads, right from my bar boys, from my from
Speaker 1: my bar bar, barbiturates. You're making somebody look up barbiturus.
Speaker 1: They're gonna find out. That's now what you're talking about.
Speaker 1: For all of my bar heads. Please use a washcloth, please.
Speaker 1: That that is that is like to dual stays point,
Speaker 1: a wash cloth is what you should be using. Do
Speaker 1: not just hammer a bar of soap into your body
Speaker 1: up and down. You're not doing what you think you're doing.
Speaker 1: Also makes it soap last longer because now we got bar.
Speaker 1: Can you can you tell me in earnest how long
Speaker 1: it takes you to get through a bottle of body
Speaker 1: wash versus a bar of soap. Because of a bar,
Speaker 1: that bar is gonna see you through a lot. I
Speaker 1: might just see you through graduation. Bar solf doesn't last
Speaker 1: as long for me as body wash does, only because
Speaker 1: it's like the body washould I have, Like it has
Speaker 1: like a pump on it, right, it's like the biggest bottle.
Speaker 1: I get the pump, one pump, okay, got this pump
Speaker 1: for this, and then I get enough. So it's like
Speaker 1: I know how much soap I'm using when I use.
Speaker 1: You know, you're like a three pump per shower type person.
Speaker 1: You know, okay, right, because I've got a face wash,
Speaker 1: I've got a body wash, and then I've got you
Speaker 1: know who high washed. So these are all different things.
Speaker 1: Because you're not supposed to put bar soap on your
Speaker 1: between you down there. You're supposed to bars up there.
Speaker 1: You're supposed to bars up on your face. Let me
Speaker 1: let me tell you then this because I see where
Speaker 1: you're saying. I see where you're getting at and you've
Speaker 1: led me perfectly to my next point, and I appreciate it.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you why body wash is a liar, okay, deceiver, Okay,
Speaker 1: because a bar soap will tell you what time it is.
Speaker 1: Every time. A bar of soap will be like, hey,
Speaker 1: I'm getting smaller, I'm depleting, I'm turning into daggers. All right,
Speaker 1: you've got three slivers of me. Now that's all you
Speaker 1: got left. I can see when I walk in the
Speaker 1: bathroom how much soap is left with a bar of soap.
Speaker 1: What I can't know until I pick it up and
Speaker 1: I feel the deceitful weightlessness of an empty bottle of
Speaker 1: body wash. It's like you you ever go to take
Speaker 1: a sip of orange juice and your your roommate left
Speaker 1: one half sip and then they put the whole carton back.
Speaker 1: Washed does every time? Okay, to count the point, there
Speaker 1: are bottles of body wash that are transparent, and there
Speaker 1: are bottles of body wash that are opaque. So my
Speaker 1: bottle of body wash is transparent, So I always know
Speaker 1: how much soap I have. Going back to bar soap
Speaker 1: originally because I look up, because I've made bar soap before. Right,
Speaker 1: there's different types of soap that you can make. There's
Speaker 1: the glycering based soap that you can get and like
Speaker 1: your Michael's or your other craft stores um or there's
Speaker 1: like the old school original soap. Yeah, that fight club soap.
Speaker 1: It's fight club soap. And that is lie, which lie
Speaker 1: is nothing too funk with. Because I was making this
Speaker 1: lie soap and I was pouring it out and I
Speaker 1: should have had goggles on. I should have eye protection
Speaker 1: because when I tell you a grain literally the sides
Speaker 1: of the grain of sand dot on my eyelid burn
Speaker 1: it was it was a tiness little get burned. It
Speaker 1: lie hits you and there's any type of like moisture
Speaker 1: on your skin burned immediately. Right. So there's the lie
Speaker 1: animal fat water m hm. And I was like one,
Speaker 1: who the funk figured this out? I mean a serial killer.
Speaker 1: We owe so much the serial killers, and we don't
Speaker 1: we don't stop it. Give the credit. That's a crazy
Speaker 1: person that figured out we need some fat from a
Speaker 1: from an animal, and we need this pure acid and
Speaker 1: then let's just mix it with some water. See what happened?
Speaker 1: Or this sounds like old school ship that came from
Speaker 1: like when we used to do blood letting and when
Speaker 1: we thought all women were witches because they had an opinion.
Speaker 1: So so serial killers just so you know, I mean,
Speaker 1: serial killers aren't new, but I'm saying it's like you
Speaker 1: look like how dangerous soapmaking and how caustic it used
Speaker 1: to be, and then we're like, Okay, we've got these
Speaker 1: bars of soap now that like we took the lie
Speaker 1: out of them so you don't have to like kind
Speaker 1: of just burn the dirt off. I feel like sometimes
Speaker 1: with this bar so because it's like you always knew
Speaker 1: in middle school or high school when some boys started
Speaker 1: using Irish Spring because I guess that's what they thought
Speaker 1: men smelled like. That's what their parents thought that men
Speaker 1: smelled like spring Irish hardcore. Like if if a kid
Speaker 1: had Irish Spring, you knew he had both parents in
Speaker 1: his life. If but if he was a elementary school
Speaker 1: kid using Irish Spring, that's because you went to your
Speaker 1: dad's house this weekend. Mm hmmm, Uh, you had both parents.
Speaker 1: They might not have been in the same place. They
Speaker 1: might not have been in the same place. Some days
Speaker 1: you come in and smell like doves. Some days you
Speaker 1: come in and smell like Irish Spring. We can tell
Speaker 1: where you've been, right, but yeah, Irish Spring is hardcore
Speaker 1: Dad's soap, right. And then Dove was supposed to be
Speaker 1: the softer one, like in the commercial. It was literally
Speaker 1: like lotion layering up to make a bar. So it's
Speaker 1: like you said, this supposed to be moisturizing. That's the
Speaker 1: ladies said in commercial. And I've never been so dry.
Speaker 1: I've never been so dry. I can't say for me,
Speaker 1: body wash or my mom legs to call it body
Speaker 1: was um for years we said that. I don't know why.
Speaker 1: I can't remember what the joke is, but we go
Speaker 1: my money some body, we're very silly people at my
Speaker 1: mom's my mom's house. Body wash is good for me
Speaker 1: because one it didn't dry my skin out as much
Speaker 1: because I also on the bar does come with the
Speaker 1: ash that is gonna you were gonna look ghostly. I
Speaker 1: mean I You're gonna look dust even look ghostly, I truly.
Speaker 1: But like I remember, Dial Soap was like, hey, are
Speaker 1: you a mechanic, get a day's work off your hands?
Speaker 1: And I'm like, oh, why are we putting this on children?
Speaker 1: But we also have to both have to say that
Speaker 1: as a kid, when you took a bubble bath, did
Speaker 1: you have bubble bath or did you have dishwashing liquid? Okay,
Speaker 1: so I didn't take a lot of bubble baths, all right,
Speaker 1: I wasn't really living that lifestyle. You had a tub.
Speaker 1: I had a tub, But so when you took baths,
Speaker 1: what it took to get enough bubbles in my bath
Speaker 1: was too much. So what I would have to do.
Speaker 1: And this is you gotta look at me different after
Speaker 1: I tell you that. Uh So, the same way that
Speaker 1: you know, I lived off of the dial daggers. In
Speaker 1: the same way that I I just sort of went
Speaker 1: um with white elbows, as you can imagine from the
Speaker 1: from the dryness um. I used to run the water
Speaker 1: in the tub and then put the bars up underneath
Speaker 1: the running order. That would have been better. So then
Speaker 1: I put the running water, you know, bars over the
Speaker 1: running order for a little bit, let it, let it
Speaker 1: sudds up. But if I felt like I wasn't getting
Speaker 1: enough bubbles that way, I would just start to sort
Speaker 1: of spin in the tub with the bar, making like
Speaker 1: a little streak along the lines of the tub, and
Speaker 1: then you know, rub that like get get Like now
Speaker 1: I'm getting the tub clean, you know, now building up
Speaker 1: the bubbles on the tub. And then that was the
Speaker 1: closest I could come to like a hardcore bubble bath,
Speaker 1: because we didn't have the bubble bath like liquid bubble
Speaker 1: bath and oh we've always said, oh wait, we've always
Speaker 1: had body wash. It's just it's the fucking bubble bath solution. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but people didn't know to do with standing up it
Speaker 1: was a bubble bath. Yeah. I mean if you were
Speaker 1: taking a bubble bathroom into the shower, people would think
Speaker 1: that you were a little off because then you was like, oh,
Speaker 1: you just want bubbles to be raining down in yeah
Speaker 1: your shower. No, we would you, okay, but how would
Speaker 1: we like ten eight mm hmm our single digits. That's
Speaker 1: kid logic. That's like if I put more soup, you
Speaker 1: just knew you needed more soap. Yeah. Yeah, I was
Speaker 1: just trying to figure out the best way to get
Speaker 1: enough soap in there to have a bubble like bath.
Speaker 1: But nah, dog, that's just kid logic. We would just
Speaker 1: use because I was like, the biggest bubbles that I
Speaker 1: knew came from washing dishes. Yeah, so we would just
Speaker 1: put dishwashing liquid in the tub. Mm hmm. It made
Speaker 1: perfect sense to us. It does make lots of sense,
Speaker 1: like it obviously is better bubbles, But that is you've
Speaker 1: got to be very careful with what brands you're using
Speaker 1: because you're not like a duck that's been covered in oil.
Speaker 1: You know, you like a regular kid. Just try to
Speaker 1: go about your life. If you want to talk about
Speaker 1: the moisture big stripped, get the wrong dishwashing liquid in
Speaker 1: your tub. I'm gonna ask you a quick question. You
Speaker 1: just reminded me of a question your path since we
Speaker 1: brought up the topic. All right, would you rather and
Speaker 1: this is this to me goes to my point of
Speaker 1: bars of soap being superior. Would you rather slip on
Speaker 1: a bar soap or on a puddle of body wash?
Speaker 1: They're both slipping. They're both slipping. But how about this
Speaker 1: bar soap that shot from under your foot? That's gone?
Speaker 1: All right? You You just have to get your bearings
Speaker 1: now and and maybe you can catch yourself. You slip
Speaker 1: on a puddle of body wash, and not only are
Speaker 1: you going down, you're gonna keep falling. After you go down.
Speaker 1: It's gonna look like you fail down and escalator going up. Okay,
Speaker 1: you are more likely to drop a bar of soap,
Speaker 1: then you are to have puddles of body wash. Right
Speaker 1: if you drop a bar of soap, now you're in
Speaker 1: a hunt for the bar. You're gonna pick it up,
Speaker 1: and it's gonna slide out of your hands. You're picking up,
Speaker 1: it's gonna slide out of your hands. Also, if you've
Speaker 1: got a white dagger in a white tub for a second,
Speaker 1: you're gonna lose it. You gotta rEFInd it. Now you're
Speaker 1: just in a fucking Charlie Chapman wol and hardy type
Speaker 1: of you know, Benny hilldn in and and and and
Speaker 1: and you're just having this bar, especially if it's a
Speaker 1: big bar, if it's like good and like wet, because
Speaker 1: you've been in the shower for a second, you're like,
Speaker 1: oh should I drop this soap boom? Like there's no
Speaker 1: dropping body wash jokes, but there's plenty. That's only because
Speaker 1: soap is old Earth than body washed, there's been more
Speaker 1: time to write the jokes. Let me also tell you
Speaker 1: why that is soap slander and why your body wash
Speaker 1: propaganda will dot stand. Okay, when you drop this is
Speaker 1: the most intense I've ever seen, Like you did not
Speaker 1: get in this intense. When we were talking about the
Speaker 1: old like the conscious wrap firstas club bangers, you were
Speaker 1: not at this intense. But you are so team Soap,
Speaker 1: team bar Soap. I don't know if this comes from
Speaker 1: like the fact that like this is all you had
Speaker 1: for a long time and you're just trying to not
Speaker 1: forget where you come from. Don't let them, don't do
Speaker 1: you like that, Josh, like you can be You're still
Speaker 1: gonna be clean, bro, Like it's not because it's like
Speaker 1: because I want to know, are you still so like,
Speaker 1: how do you feel about bar Soap? Now? Are you
Speaker 1: still like on a scale like one to ten, are
Speaker 1: you still at an eight? I think you've really pushed
Speaker 1: me to a die because around bars so like, you
Speaker 1: can't drop a bottle of boy wash if your shower
Speaker 1: is big enough. Let's say, let's say what because this
Speaker 1: is what happens when you drop a full bottle of
Speaker 1: body wash. It squirts out, It spits out, all right,
Speaker 1: and they have complete suction control on the top of
Speaker 1: the bottle. It's it's it coughs a little bit of
Speaker 1: a body wash out every time you drop it. I
Speaker 1: think because I have a bottle that's a pump. Mm hmmm.
Speaker 1: I don't usually have those issues. I also have never
Speaker 1: picking up my bottle of body wash because it is
Speaker 1: a pump and it sits on a on the shower rack,
Speaker 1: so I just go right up to it, hit it,
Speaker 1: bam because it's a dispenser, all right, it's a dispenser.
Speaker 1: You can you can. You can't get with me talking
Speaker 1: about dispensers, explaining the concept of a push pump, like,
Speaker 1: I've never been anywhere. That's fine, So how about this?
Speaker 1: This is another thing that I feel is an important
Speaker 1: question for us to ask ourselves in the debate between bar,
Speaker 1: soap and body wash. Let's say you're traveling. Now, we're traveling. Now, look,
Speaker 1: you can have that little squirt squirt scort of body
Speaker 1: liquid whatever, you know what I mean, in a little
Speaker 1: bottle with the your soap juice, right, I heard you,
Speaker 1: with the soap juice. Or you could have a tiny
Speaker 1: little bar they can keep track of give you those
Speaker 1: in the hotel. And why do they Why they do
Speaker 1: that because it's a waste. It's a waste because you
Speaker 1: know what the hotel does. The hotel gives you a
Speaker 1: bar to use at the sink. But then the hotel
Speaker 1: also gives you a bottle of body wash, shampoo and conditioner.
Speaker 1: I'm a black person. I'm not using your shampoo and
Speaker 1: conditioner because I don't want to go bald. But there
Speaker 1: is hand soap sends in a bar. What hotels are
Speaker 1: you staying at? Because sometimes I'm getting bars of soap
Speaker 1: at the sink in the bathroom and then a bar
Speaker 1: soap in the shower. I mean, I understand what you're
Speaker 1: talking about. I've stayed in some places where they've had
Speaker 1: the shampoo and conditioner. I also don't use it, but
Speaker 1: I mean to just assume you're gonna get free body wash.
Speaker 1: That's the other bottle. Some places even have mouth wash.
Speaker 1: Some places don't. Well, I've stated at a loft hotel
Speaker 1: and there was a dispenser in the shower, like full dispenser,
Speaker 1: like pump dispenser, and it was body wash, shampoo, conditioner
Speaker 1: already in there. You're telling me right now that you
Speaker 1: would rather travel with some unreliable maybe the bottle is
Speaker 1: gonna leak body wash, then with a small bar of soap.
Speaker 1: I know my soap, I know my bottles, I know
Speaker 1: how to pack. I'll check anything from my face. There's
Speaker 1: a cleanser, there's a toner, there's serums, there's lotion that's
Speaker 1: already fortified. Bottles just full are my face, then body wash,
Speaker 1: then who high wash. That's two more bottles. Then my hair. Okay,
Speaker 1: depending on where I'm going, I've got to have on
Speaker 1: my hair hair stuff. That's four more bottles. Never had
Speaker 1: a leakage issue, probably maybe with some oil one time.
Speaker 1: But I know what I'm doing. So you would rather
Speaker 1: use all those bottles than to have one bar that
Speaker 1: cook care of everything. You have one bar that takes
Speaker 1: care of everything. All you have to do is believe no, no, no,
Speaker 1: no no. I'm asking you, Joshua Ezekiel Johnson, if you
Speaker 1: use the same bar of soap to wash your ass
Speaker 1: to wash your face. I used the same bar of soap.
Speaker 1: I don't use the same wash cloth. So you take
Speaker 1: body soap and put it on your face. Depends on
Speaker 1: the day. How do I feel about about traveling? You know,
Speaker 1: I feel like you don't. I feel like I feel
Speaker 1: like I'm glowing some days. How about other days? Not
Speaker 1: everybody glows every day. I hear you're not. Everybody can
Speaker 1: be me. What I'm saying is you, you're coming. You're
Speaker 1: coming at this thing with a level, just a slight,
Speaker 1: just a slight, just a slight level of elitism. It's
Speaker 1: odd because I was someone who, when I was younger,
Speaker 1: was starting to have skin issues. Okay, an fourteen fifteen,
Speaker 1: I remember my mother came up to me, grabbed me
Speaker 1: by my chin, and did me like this, to the left,
Speaker 1: to the right, to the left again, and she was like, oh,
Speaker 1: you going to Dirman College. Because my mother believed in
Speaker 1: my acting career and didn't want my face out here
Speaker 1: looking like a cobblestone straight. So, since I was about fourteen,
Speaker 1: I had medication for my face. I had a face
Speaker 1: wash that I had to use. I had moisturizers that
Speaker 1: I had to use. Also, the skin on your face
Speaker 1: is different from the skin on the rest of your body.
Speaker 1: So that's why I don't put the same soap on
Speaker 1: the face that I put on the rest of my body,
Speaker 1: for the same reason that I don't put the same
Speaker 1: soap on my lady bits that I put on everything else.
Speaker 1: So you mentioned before having all of these different bottles
Speaker 1: for all these different things. Let's get honest for a second,
Speaker 1: because you you were educating me earlier in the episode
Speaker 1: about the soap, about the process, which one do you
Speaker 1: think has safer ingredients, the bar of soap or the
Speaker 1: body wash, Because I've looked at the back of some
Speaker 1: body washes and they've told a very breaking, bad type story.
Speaker 1: There's a lab be put into a bottle of body wash. Meanwhile,
Speaker 1: the soap. Sometimes depending on the soap you get, it'll
Speaker 1: just say the three ingredients you listed, A little bit
Speaker 1: of water, a little bit of lie, a little bit
Speaker 1: of fat. Are you googling right now? Hell yeah, I'm Google.
Speaker 1: So it's a Google conversation. Now listen about going off
Speaker 1: a feeling. We're going off of facts. Let'll be going here.
Speaker 1: You know, you're asking me about ingredients. I don't know.
Speaker 1: Google to I don't know. I here, give me, give me,
Speaker 1: give me just a couple of the A couple of things.
Speaker 1: First of all, which is confusing. The first ingredients says soap,
Speaker 1: thank you. The first and most important degreement is what
Speaker 1: it's supposed to be hold on. Dove beauty bar contains
Speaker 1: from Malda hide. It also contains beutilated hydroxy taulan b HT,
Speaker 1: which is also suspected to be cancer cause. Like now
Speaker 1: were pair of bins. Now hold on, so to be fair,
Speaker 1: let's look up the ingredients of my Suave body wash,
Speaker 1: Suave Ocean Breeze. Just let people know I'm out here
Speaker 1: smelling like a vacation at all times. Or Josh, is
Speaker 1: smelling like a hard day's work. Wow, you're bars up?
Speaker 1: Had from malde hide in it? How much? Though? Little
Speaker 1: bit shot up? Touch a little dash? Because now you
Speaker 1: acted like I'm just washing myself in pure formalde hide?
Speaker 1: Now was it a little bit? Was it a drop?
Speaker 1: Was it a little something? Edge off? Josh, we're not
Speaker 1: supposed to It has all of the don't you dare?
Speaker 1: Don't you dare? There? You because they used to put
Speaker 1: themalde hide to nail polish and they had to take
Speaker 1: it out. I'm not eating themale hide. I'm just using
Speaker 1: it to scrape off some of the dirty of the day.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you something. If you really want to
Speaker 1: get scraped, okay, if you really can't these skin cells,
Speaker 1: oh my god, to get all of that body, what
Speaker 1: you have to do is you have to go to
Speaker 1: a Korean sauna and get a body scrap because the
Speaker 1: soap that they got coming straight out South Korea I've
Speaker 1: never seen it nowhere else. I've never felt that. I've
Speaker 1: never seen that something nowhere else, And I don't know,
Speaker 1: but it's not in the soap. It's in the Glove's friend.
Speaker 1: So help me out then. So, now that we're talking
Speaker 1: about instruments and extra things being brought in to get
Speaker 1: the level of cleanliness, wouldn't you rather that glove beholding
Speaker 1: a bar rather than a bunch of nothing, rather than
Speaker 1: just a bunch of slippery pulp. No, I'd rather that
Speaker 1: glove have a body scrub professional in it. That's what
Speaker 1: I'd rather be in the club, because I know that
Speaker 1: the body scrub is not about the soap, because they
Speaker 1: tell you before, don't use any of the soap, just
Speaker 1: get your skin, don't put on any soap. Because of
Speaker 1: the Korean sauna they have sometimes them have bar soap
Speaker 1: and some of them have body wash, but a lot
Speaker 1: of the Korean saunas quit doing bar soap because they're
Speaker 1: not as sanitary. So you're telling me that bars of
Speaker 1: soap that like literal cleanliness manifest it isn't sanitary because
Speaker 1: it's not fresh bars all the time, and there's multiple people,
Speaker 1: a hundred two people could go through here every day.
Speaker 1: So it's like if I see a bar soap with
Speaker 1: a woman's hair on it, I don't know what part
Speaker 1: of her body his hair is from. You just pick
Speaker 1: off the hair and go no no no, no no
Speaker 1: no no no no no no, I'm not picking off
Speaker 1: a hair. Body wash is not that much more clean
Speaker 1: than bars are soap, all right. If you if you
Speaker 1: were squirting out your body washing you caught a hair
Speaker 1: coming out of that body wash, would you be disgusted?
Speaker 1: No one is putting that like. That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: It's like bar soap is being applied directly to a
Speaker 1: body and then being put back. I don't know who
Speaker 1: used it before me. I don't know what kind of
Speaker 1: skin conditions that person can have. If we're dealing with
Speaker 1: a body wash with a giant pump with the dispenser,
Speaker 1: then the only soap that you interact with is a
Speaker 1: soap that comes in your hand. That soap has not
Speaker 1: touched someone else's body, That soap has not been sitting
Speaker 1: out here. That soap has not been because you're also
Speaker 1: like in a hot environment, so it's a hot room.
Speaker 1: You're dealing with whatever skin conditions people may have. I
Speaker 1: can have what you see what I'm saying, I see
Speaker 1: what you're saying. I guess I'm just I'm I think
Speaker 1: there's something that I need to make known about antibacterial soap.
Speaker 1: It is like the surface of the sun to germs. Okay,
Speaker 1: So when I sit, when I see a piece of soap,
Speaker 1: I know that soaps clean because that's what that's what
Speaker 1: soap does. Soap is as soap does, and soap is
Speaker 1: just burning through germs, whether they're on the body, or
Speaker 1: they're in the air, or they're on the soap. Do
Speaker 1: you really believe you right now? Do you believe the
Speaker 1: words that are coming out of your mouth? You know,
Speaker 1: good and fucking well. The last place somebody is gonna
Speaker 1: use a bar soap is their ass. And then you
Speaker 1: set that soap down. I don't know if you didn't
Speaker 1: watch that soap bay beforehand, or what else you can
Speaker 1: have on this soap? What kind of crumbs could be
Speaker 1: on here? I don't know what you're doing. The soap resets,
Speaker 1: all right, you don't everything. You still rent it off,
Speaker 1: you still have amnesia. Sorry, you don't you sound like me? Okay,
Speaker 1: now you're just saying wild stuff for you Sagan saying
Speaker 1: wild ship. You don't believe you. I don't believe you.
Speaker 1: Don't believe you. You've never spoken this way. I don't
Speaker 1: know what these brand like, are you marrying soap? Like
Speaker 1: these grand just these dissertations, these just floral, syrano, dipergerac,
Speaker 1: fucking shade, sperience science like we're for out thout dove like,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I'll tell you right now. You don't
Speaker 1: know what's so pissed? Do for me? All right? It's
Speaker 1: got me through through. What would you throw at a factory?
Speaker 1: What do you hell are you talking about? Were you
Speaker 1: a butcher at one point? Peaches? Yeah, peaches? Why don't
Speaker 1: you smell like peaches? Did you steal your mother soap?
Speaker 1: I've smelled very uh, fruity and uh and and what's
Speaker 1: the other words? So you smelled fruity, floral for and
Speaker 1: yet fresh is in there too. I'm just trying to
Speaker 1: be at such a level of cleanliness. I don't even
Speaker 1: need the cologne. I put on the cologne. They're like,
Speaker 1: why are you putting on the clone? Why are you
Speaker 1: covering up the beautiful smell of the soap that you've
Speaker 1: been using? So you like scented bar soaps. Now, this
Speaker 1: is my question. Have you ever if you're trying to
Speaker 1: get like a soap that doesn't have I don't know
Speaker 1: from alge hide in it? Wow, I didn't do that. No,
Speaker 1: I know, I know you didn't do it, but you
Speaker 1: definitely came for it. And I know that was a
Speaker 1: that was an a wayside, that was a drive by jab.
Speaker 1: You know you acted like I was gonna call it out,
Speaker 1: like I wasn't gonna hear it, like I couldn't see
Speaker 1: what you were doing. It's fine, I don't understand about hide.
Speaker 1: This is my question. Has this converse because it's we've
Speaker 1: learned that your beloved Dove Dove soap is a legitimate
Speaker 1: chemistry set not on me? Were ready? I was Google? Yeah,
Speaker 1: doble Google, go ahead. So have you considered using a
Speaker 1: different bar soap that is not used, that doesn't have
Speaker 1: ingredients that is used to preserve the dead? Fine? Fine? Fine?
Speaker 1: I can concede that there are a lot of bars
Speaker 1: out there that are made slightly of poison, yes, and
Speaker 1: that their body wash ingredients that are more moisturizing. Can
Speaker 1: you concede that a lot of this body washed stuff
Speaker 1: it's just flip it insane water down soap juice that
Speaker 1: they're trying to appeal to the masses with by making
Speaker 1: it green and blue. No, because so many soaps coming
Speaker 1: liquid four. You t your dish washing liquids, You've got
Speaker 1: your washing detergents, you understand. So I can't conceive that
Speaker 1: it's watered down soap juice because there's so many soaps
Speaker 1: and detergents that coming liquid for. I can't do it.
Speaker 1: I can't do it. I can't do Okay, Well, I
Speaker 1: hear where you're coming from. I appreciate you, and I
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