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Speaker 1: The following program is brought to you in living color. Hey,

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Speaker 1: we all know there's a lot of Christmas specials out there,

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Speaker 1: but this one's gonna be like, dang, hold me, that's

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Speaker 1: what sucks. This is a very creeper Christmas. Creeper m

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Speaker 1: jingle bells, jingle bells piece, just don't be lame. It's

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Speaker 1: so fun kicking it with me, yelling at one pal

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Speaker 1: who does cocaine, jingle bells, jingle bells, or comes Santa

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Speaker 1: and his slave give them energy, thou my lessle Mrs

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Speaker 1: Claus can't get laid, hey, so kick back and relax

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Speaker 1: while I spread holiday vibes. And if you're acting dumb,

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Speaker 1: then keep your eyes outside. Don't talk about your trauma

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Speaker 1: because nobody really cares. My dea brought her new boyfriend,

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Speaker 1: but that's neither here nor there. Jingle bells, jingle bells, Peaches,

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Speaker 1: don't be lame. It's so fun kicking it away from

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Speaker 1: me on that one deal. Who does cocaine? Hey, jingle bells,

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Speaker 1: jingle bells, And it's like giving mannergy. Mrs cos can't

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Speaker 1: get laid. I'll thank you everybody, and welcome to a

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Speaker 1: very creeper Christmas. Christmas special. As we all know, it's

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Speaker 1: been a challenging year homies. You know I all the

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Speaker 1: COVID's and everything, and you know the Raiders how they

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Speaker 1: were doing pretty good, but then everything just kind of

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Speaker 1: turning into whatever for the franchises all and everything. Uh,

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Speaker 1: but let's not focus on that right now. HOMEI let's

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Speaker 1: focus on the positive home, because we gotta keep it moving,

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Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying, And so we need to

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Speaker 1: be grateful for what we do have. A like my

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Speaker 1: homegirl Becky, she had got her nails done on me

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Speaker 1: and she was just driving a to go see her

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Speaker 1: homegirls and while she was turning the stee wall on

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Speaker 1: one of the turns a, one of her nails have

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Speaker 1: fallen off on me. So she got all mad because

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Speaker 1: she's like, you know, she paid a lot of fatry

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Speaker 1: out for those nails on me, because when you can

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Speaker 1: get expensive, as we all know. But I told her,

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Speaker 1: I say, hey, like, guess what, and she's almost up creeper.

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Speaker 1: I said, you still have nine more and she goes, oh, damn,

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Speaker 1: I didn't even think about it like that, And I

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Speaker 1: say yeah, and also on me, like you could just

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Speaker 1: keep that that one, Um, busting now in your pocket

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Speaker 1: on me and just walk around like that, and if

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Speaker 1: you need to say hi to somebody, then just do

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Speaker 1: a fist bump real quick. And you know nobody ever knows.

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Speaker 1: So she's like, all right, that's what's up? Oh damn,

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Speaker 1: someone's here? Who could that be? A check it out

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Speaker 1: on me? Look who showed up. It's Frosty, that snowman.

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Speaker 1: You would let me, hey creeper, Merry Christmas? Likewise on me?

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Speaker 1: Ain't all friends, Frosty. But you look at her tore

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Speaker 1: up or you've been on a sick one or what

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Speaker 1: can you tell? I'm straight sewing, bro. Yeah, it looks

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Speaker 1: like somebody took a bite out of your at too

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Speaker 1: that you're using for her nose right now? That was

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Speaker 1: me when I get stressed out, alley da anything damns?

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Speaker 1: What suck? Hey? Maybe I can set you up with

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Speaker 1: some troller fit classes. Hey, you know that helps shape

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Speaker 1: some of that ice off your panza. I would be great,

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Speaker 1: but they'll have to be quick because I gotta get

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Speaker 1: the funk out of dodge. Oh dang, why did you

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Speaker 1: catch your case or something? Or is your lady trippy?

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Speaker 1: You don't just apologize to her home. You shall pro

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Speaker 1: take you back. No, man, it's not my lady anyway.

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Speaker 1: That ended a few weeks ago because she says she's polyamorous. Polly,

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Speaker 1: what is that a disease or something? On me? She

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Speaker 1: wanted to have an open relationship, you know, multiple partners.

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Speaker 1: Oh day, sure pout on me like that. You would

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Speaker 1: never know, because every time you see her she seems

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Speaker 1: all nice and everything. She'll be like, hey, how are

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Speaker 1: you doing? A creeper? But I guess behind the freezer

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Speaker 1: door she gets down on some crazy shit. Huh hey,

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Speaker 1: but let me ask you this, Frosty, when you bust

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Speaker 1: on me, does it look like icicles? I just played

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Speaker 1: creeper crazy? Well, the reason I came over is because

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Speaker 1: I need some help getting to the north Pole. It's

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Speaker 1: getting warmer outside faster than other winners. So if I

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Speaker 1: don't leave soon, I'm a melt. Oh no, homie, I

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Speaker 1: can't let that happen to you. Hey, you know what,

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Speaker 1: maybe all that sometime if you can give you a

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Speaker 1: writ and this that I'm flopped, You do that for me,

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Speaker 1: And that's what the holidays are all about. It. We

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Speaker 1: gotta help each other out fakes creeping. Hey, But do

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Speaker 1: you mind if I, you know, sing a song for

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Speaker 1: you right quick, for the special and everything, I would

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Speaker 1: be honored. Crosty The Stallman had a lady who was

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Speaker 1: by at birth. She was cool, but then she needed

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Speaker 1: to get ram by everybody. That's not really what a

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Speaker 1: crosty that stall man? Then I put it down back

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Speaker 1: good because if he did, then maybe she'd be satisfied

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Speaker 1: with this. I don't think that's where must stop. Been

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Speaker 1: some magic that left the bedroom because once Frosty tried

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Speaker 1: to put it down, this lady was not fulfilled. Look,

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Speaker 1: she never said that Frosty, that's all. Man had a

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Speaker 1: lady who was Polly Aver. She was cool, but then

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Speaker 1: she needed to get ranned by everybody. Yeah even CENTI

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Speaker 1: hit it h and Ricky Tompiang earned dog hit it

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Speaker 1: even earned Yeah on me, she was really getting it

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Speaker 1: out there. Wow, she's cool though, you know, she's very nice.

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Speaker 1: Person might be too cool, but yeah even yall nice

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Speaker 1: that uh yeah, James on me Cab everybody Risky hit it,

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Speaker 1: Bobby Omen, Steve bo hit it. No, Steve Bows yeahs

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Speaker 1: are hitting damn yeah and who else will? Oh he

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Speaker 1: hit it ten yeah not n He's unbatheful. But she yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: well I hope she's happy, all right. I mean I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna cass. I'm trying to hook up that ride free

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Speaker 1: all right, Thanks creeper, You're gonna save the day. What's up?

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Speaker 1: M h When was the last time someone said passed

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Speaker 1: me a called tortilla? No God, no God, no god.

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Speaker 1: Your mom burned her fingertips flipping them over, and now

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Speaker 1: you just want to wrap them in a towel along

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Speaker 1: the table. That's disrespectful. Tortillas trias are a thing of

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Speaker 1: the past. Step into the future with Dortia Tucker three thousand,

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Speaker 1: Corn Tortillas, Flower Tortillas, Street doc Tortia, even Peter Bress. Finally,

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Speaker 1: your tortillas will enjoy the security of a steel safe

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Speaker 1: and the warmth of your Diaz left chee cheese, the

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Speaker 1: bigger one. So don't be a lame. Step up your

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Speaker 1: tortilla game with the tortilla Tucker three thousand, Keeping Tortias

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Speaker 1: Callienta for the hntad No Cortia Cucker three thousand available

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Speaker 1: at brown Pooh, we got that laughter for your soul

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Speaker 1: and now tuned into the franky you on this show.

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Speaker 1: Oh damn who's that the dory? Oh check it out.

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Speaker 1: It's my pretty Moore, Rudy Rodriguez R and R. Hey

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Speaker 1: what's up, prem How you doing? H yeah, I just

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Speaker 1: chopping off my bandmates bass guitar news down the street anyway, Premo,

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Speaker 1: So let's see how you're doing. And I actually brought

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Speaker 1: you a gift man. Ah, that's what's up. That's Peter,

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Speaker 1: go ahead and open it all right, Hey what is it? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's a gift card to Jack's ax Shack. You know

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Speaker 1: what I mean. That's where I go throw my axes. Uh.

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Speaker 1: It's a great joint man. Wow. Man, I never thought

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Speaker 1: or have even had a reason to throw an X before. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I go there when I want to let off some steam,

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Speaker 1: you know what I mean, hang with my bros. Uh,

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Speaker 1: you know, just down tomato fives, rock out, throw some axes. Uh.

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Speaker 1: It's a really great feeling, you know, not as good

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Speaker 1: as shredding a guitar solo. I just did that last

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Speaker 1: week at Morongo Casino. But yeah, anyway, brother, you're gonna

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Speaker 1: enjoy it. I hope you have a good time throwing

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Speaker 1: some axes and uh, you know you know what I'm

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Speaker 1: talking about. I don't really know what you're talking about, Primo,

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Speaker 1: but I'll go try it and throw some axis. Hey

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Speaker 1: I got something for you too, right on, Primo, I'm

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Speaker 1: a tea with a bullet. Come my finger on the

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Speaker 1: trigger on a pullet. Whoa, this is pretty cool man. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's I'm Magic Bully Homies. So you know, I know

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Speaker 1: you like to make your shakes and everything, so to

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Speaker 1: represent with this, yeah, thanks Primo. Yeah, you know, I'd

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Speaker 1: like to get my my shakes and stay hydrated, you know,

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Speaker 1: get my protein, and I gotta stay on the open

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Speaker 1: up for my gigs. You know, I got one actually

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Speaker 1: coming up. We're going all the way up to you,

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Speaker 1: but city. Actually this weekend we're gonna get some spots

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Speaker 1: on the way by Salia and uh I think my

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Speaker 1: my buddy lined up another gig out in Bakersfield, so

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Speaker 1: you know we're just gonna hit hit all the California

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Speaker 1: you know what I mean, all the hot spots. Yeah

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Speaker 1: that's so Yeah, thanks a lot, pretty moss fucking ride. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: no problem on me. Good luck on your gigs and everything. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I saw Frosty out front. Man, he's not looking too good.

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Speaker 1: That was tripping because he's got to get back to

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Speaker 1: the North Pole later else he's gonna mouth on me.

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Speaker 1: Is there anything I can do? No, it's all good,

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Speaker 1: pretty more. I gotta hit up something I see if

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Speaker 1: you can give him a right back, I got actually

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Speaker 1: got a calm right now. Alright, then, primo, I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: go use my magic bullet, make me a shake, maybe

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Speaker 1: a mix some smart chota and it so, I don't know,

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Speaker 1: fucking du alright then that's what's pretty See you later

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Speaker 1: for Christmas. Oh yeah, for sure, for sure, creeper, all right,

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Speaker 1: I can call this customer sport line on me there, no, no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: no Christmas, Hello Christmas Espanol. If you have a change

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Speaker 1: of address, press one. You no longer have an active chimney.

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Speaker 1: Press too to check the status of your child's naughty

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Speaker 1: or nice designation. Press three. If you'd like to report

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Speaker 1: a defective Christmas stocking. Press four to repeat this menu.

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Speaker 1: Press the star key to speak to a customer service ELF.

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Speaker 1: Press zero. Your call is very important to us. Please

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Speaker 1: hold for the next available representative. Damn it, don't put

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Speaker 1: me a hole. No one Christmas to definitely Santa's Workshop.

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Speaker 1: How can I help you a Merry Christmas. I hope

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Speaker 1: your Christmas is going good in everything seeing if you

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Speaker 1: get out me on me how can I help you? Well,

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Speaker 1: I have a little situation all right. You know Frosty Snowman.

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Speaker 1: You know about of course, Yeah, well he needs to

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Speaker 1: get to the North Pole because but war means and everything.

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Speaker 1: So if you can get it right, you know, sir,

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Speaker 1: this is an expedia. Well I know, homie, it's the

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Speaker 1: North Pole. So I wanted to see if Santa can

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Speaker 1: give him a ride, you know, Santa, Santa Claus you're

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Speaker 1: talking about? Uh yeah, I mean what other Santa? What

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Speaker 1: I'd be talking about. Listen, I've worked here for eight

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Speaker 1: years and I haven't seen that man once. What are

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Speaker 1: you talking about? This is the North Pole, right, I

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Speaker 1: mean his pictures are on the wall and stuff and

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Speaker 1: like on the website, but now I've never had an

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Speaker 1: actual conversation with him. Wait what but he works right

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Speaker 1: there right in the North Pole Center and that's the headquarters.

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Speaker 1: Sanna's Workshop is a giant company. I mean this call

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Speaker 1: center alone, that's a four hundred employees, the top one. Congratulations,

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Speaker 1: we're competing with Amazon and with everything, with the supply chain.

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Speaker 1: It's like I can't even get into it right now,

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Speaker 1: that's a trip. Hey, we'll check this out. This is

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Speaker 1: an emergency, okay, So if you could just tell Santa

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Speaker 1: that it's creeper, Okay, creeper. I don't know what to

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Speaker 1: tell you here. He's really hard to get a hold of.

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Speaker 1: And he's old school, you know. It's I don't even

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Speaker 1: think he has a cell phone, and if he does,

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Speaker 1: it's probably a Samsung like from two thousand twelve. Oh damn,

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Speaker 1: sometimes Sam so so fust of luck. But also don't

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Speaker 1: now tune into the Frankie game. You're on this show?

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Speaker 1: Are you and overworked helf with the boss that's way

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Speaker 1: some money you take Frosty? Yes, no joking, no joking?

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Speaker 1: I like I said, he's one of my best customers.

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Speaker 1: just get Max. He's gonna turn out to be a

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Speaker 1: feeding at Christmas after all, Homie. That's what's suck. Merry

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Speaker 1: Christmas everyone, and don't forget to separate your trash for recycling.

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Speaker 1: Big Funny Players Network. Shout out to the homies hands Olivia, Nick,

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