Speaker 1: That's it here we are. Yay, do you have something
Speaker 1: to start the show with, Andrew? I do. If you
Speaker 1: could press that music button at the top, which one,
Speaker 1: the one with the little music note? Okay no no,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, that has to go really loud? Okay, no no,
Speaker 1: Then go to the next page. Okay, how do I
Speaker 1: get to the next page?
Speaker 2: That?
Speaker 1: Yes? Okay, once again our studio is right there. I
Speaker 1: get the new Year's same old scott No, no, no, no
Speaker 1: new me?
Speaker 3: Go on? What next?
Speaker 1: Next page?
Speaker 3: Another page? How many pages are that?
Speaker 1: So I have c K theme one? See key.
Speaker 3: All right, let's just do this test.
Speaker 1: What's gotti? Me?
Speaker 2: Will tells you what's he.
Speaker 3: Re jul the night? Happy new Year?
Speaker 1: Yay, new year, knew me? Is it? Yes? Is it?
Speaker 1: It's January third, twenty twenty two, and it's the all new,
Speaker 1: all nice Scottie. Is it?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 1: It is? However, I'll test it. Today is the last
Speaker 1: day that I will accept a happy new year, okay
Speaker 1: after the third that today is the first week day
Speaker 1: of the new year.
Speaker 3: So get them in today and that's it.
Speaker 1: Happy New Year, Happy New Year, Happy new Year, Happy
Speaker 1: new Year.
Speaker 3: Thank you, Happy New Year, Happy New Year.
Speaker 1: Happy New Year Day.
Speaker 2: You'll accept it, that's right.
Speaker 3: I have a problem with happy New Year's in February.
Speaker 4: You know, so when somebody says it to you. Scotty
Speaker 4: specifically told me not to get close to them.
Speaker 1: I didn't say that. I said they have to be
Speaker 1: turned out or there's echo. I'm going to ding that
Speaker 1: one as a one towards getting under Scott's skin. I
Speaker 1: just want to note that's the first. Wait a second,
Speaker 1: Gandhi's joining us today. Yeah, welcome to Serial Killers. This
Speaker 1: is episode two ten. Well did we do we count
Speaker 1: the Spoonies as an episode? Not?
Speaker 3: Really, right, I was up to you. I don't know.
Speaker 1: It can't be up to me. Okay, why don't we
Speaker 1: not number them anymore? Okay, no, but then we can't
Speaker 1: keep track. Yeah, welcome to Serial Killers. It's episode two ten.
Speaker 3: Yes, we're going to count the Spoonies as a bonus episode.
Speaker 2: That's actually, that's awesome.
Speaker 3: We have more episodes than the Brooklyn Boys I saw. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Oh, is there like a feud?
Speaker 1: Oh no, I don't think so.
Speaker 3: Okay, it's a family feud.
Speaker 1: A family feud?
Speaker 3: Yes? Shall we eat cereal?
Speaker 2: Sure?
Speaker 1: It feels like we're just jumping right in. Well, I
Speaker 1: mean we've been going for like two minutes already and
Speaker 1: there's nothing poured in my cup.
Speaker 4: Okay, Can I say something about you guys in the
Speaker 4: Brooklyn Boys, hold on?
Speaker 2: I firmly believe in a fight, you guys would.
Speaker 1: Beat them hands hand.
Speaker 3: What kind of fight?
Speaker 2: Any fight?
Speaker 3: Like hands on fight or like a fight of wits.
Speaker 2: Any of the above?
Speaker 3: Ok?
Speaker 1: Wow, thank you?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're welcome.
Speaker 1: Start. Yeah, yeah, we can starting crap, thank you? Sorry
Speaker 1: sad the children in the car?
Speaker 2: Is that two dings forgetting uder Scott?
Speaker 1: Yeah, seeing it. He's starting to get read.
Speaker 3: It's just harder when you curse.
Speaker 1: That's just the way he's gonna By the end of this,
Speaker 1: he's gonna have fall on meltdown, I just know it.
Speaker 3: Shall we start with the new cereal for the New Year?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: How about that?
Speaker 1: It's from Cascadian Farm Okay, which is a subsidiary subsidiary, subsidiarydiary.
Speaker 2: I should not have corrected that.
Speaker 1: No, well, I've been I've been saying that wrong for
Speaker 1: years and I just can't say it right.
Speaker 3: I don't know why.
Speaker 1: So have any words that you don't say right?
Speaker 3: Lots?
Speaker 4: Oh me, Yeah, I'm sure I really have a problem
Speaker 4: with are you r a l I'm not even going
Speaker 4: to try to say it.
Speaker 3: You rural, rural, rural, rural.
Speaker 2: Something about it sounds wrong.
Speaker 1: Rural. Yeah, yeah, I almost feel like mine sounds country,
Speaker 1: Like I'm going to the rural. Well, there's certain words
Speaker 1: that after you say them enough times, like is that
Speaker 1: even really a word? Fork?
Speaker 4: It's always for the more I say fork, the more
Speaker 4: I'm like, why why is it a fork?
Speaker 2: That's the weirdest word.
Speaker 1: Here we are. Here's the new surreal from Cascadian form. Okay,
Speaker 1: now think fruity pebbles, but not sure we'll see fruity
Speaker 1: crispy rice.
Speaker 3: Look at that?
Speaker 1: Is that really the name of it? Fruity crispy rice.
Speaker 3: Fruity crispy rice.
Speaker 1: That's the worst name for a cereal I think of
Speaker 1: all time.
Speaker 3: But that's what it is. So that's just the name.
Speaker 4: It seems like they've taken a lot of cereals and
Speaker 4: created a hybrid. So you've got like rice, crispies, fruity pebbles.
Speaker 4: I don't know what the crispy Yeah, well.
Speaker 1: No, well fruity pebbles are fruity crispy rice. So just
Speaker 1: kind of telling you what it is. That's the name,
Speaker 1: because they can't say pebbles, fruity, crispy, rice delicious. Maybe
Speaker 1: it could be potentially, where do you guys.
Speaker 2: Rank fruity pebbles, Oh, Freddy pebbles.
Speaker 1: That's probably a five? I think maybe four five. It's
Speaker 1: five for me. Yeah, I don't love it, but it's
Speaker 1: not my I do love it. It's not my favorite though.
Speaker 1: Serial KILLERSPC dot com one. You go look and see
Speaker 1: what we rated it. I don't have my phone on me, dope,
Speaker 1: serious trouble for when I do have my phone. I'm
Speaker 1: in trouble now.
Speaker 3: I don't have my It's not very user friendly, so
Speaker 3: let me do.
Speaker 1: It, Okay. Can I just say newman made that site
Speaker 1: for us? Other Scott's yes, and he was very kind
Speaker 1: to make that, and it's very intuitive. You just have
Speaker 1: to be younger than fifty four to use it correctly.
Speaker 2: Fifty four.
Speaker 3: No, he's such a jerk.
Speaker 1: I'm the jerk. Meanwhile, someone who made a website for
Speaker 1: us for free looks very easy. Other Scott is a
Speaker 1: great guy, very easier into it. I didn't say user intuitive.
Speaker 2: Other Scott did it for free ninety nine.
Speaker 1: Though, yes, yeah, he's amazing. Good for him, he's such
Speaker 1: a nice guy. Meanwhile, but it's but apparently it doesn't
Speaker 1: live up to his standards. All right, So Fruity Pebbles
Speaker 1: I rated it one, two, three, five bowls and you
Speaker 1: only give it three You're a jerk.
Speaker 2: Three.
Speaker 1: I like it. I like it, but it's not my favorite.
Speaker 1: I think Coca pebbles are better. Pebbles, marshmallow coco pebbles
Speaker 1: on the way, Okay, just saying there's never been such
Speaker 1: an animal.
Speaker 4: Oh, Cocoa puffs. I was thinking Cocoa puffs is better
Speaker 4: Coco pebbles. No, fruity pebbles is better.
Speaker 1: No, Coca pebbles, I like them better.
Speaker 2: Is it because the milk is chocolate?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Ah, okay?
Speaker 1: Do you love a good chocolate milk?
Speaker 4: I do not love any milk, if I'm being honest.
Speaker 4: It weirds me out. But we'd I do it with cereal.
Speaker 3: Was it because your people don't eat cows?
Speaker 2: Well, I didn't think you had to eat a cow
Speaker 2: to get the milk. I've just you know what.
Speaker 4: I am not gonna say why I don't like milk,
Speaker 4: because I'm sure it's a giant part of your podcast,
Speaker 4: and I don't want to ruin that for anybody.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's cow milk or nothing here.
Speaker 2: Oh you guys don't do almond or soy.
Speaker 1: No, Andrew, thank you so much for stopping at seven
Speaker 1: to eleven on your way in this morning.
Speaker 3: And picking up to Tuscan.
Speaker 1: Fat free?
Speaker 3: What are you doing?
Speaker 1: Why? Fat free? Is that bad? Okay, So, so far
Speaker 1: you've complained about a free website. Sorry you've complained about Sorry,
Speaker 1: you've complained about the milk. So the cereal pieces they
Speaker 1: look a little bit dull because they're probably colored with
Speaker 1: beets and stuff like that. But it smells like fruity pebbles.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and the milk smells exactly.
Speaker 3: The milk is already purple. Wow. Doge tastes like fruity pebble?
Speaker 2: Mm hmmm.
Speaker 1: I enjoy that.
Speaker 2: That's actually really good.
Speaker 3: Not quite as sweet, but it's very fruity pebble as.
Speaker 2: Probably better than because it's not as sweet. Right, So
Speaker 2: less sugar, this is good. I don't hate this at all.
Speaker 3: Well, sugar is the second ingredient. It's rice cane sugar,
Speaker 3: sunflower oil. Color. You know what they used for color,
Speaker 3: carrot concentrate pumpkin concentrate, apple concentrate, blueberry juice, and a NATO.
Speaker 3: What's a NATO?
Speaker 2: How do you spell that?
Speaker 3: A N N A T T O A NATO A
Speaker 3: NATO huh?
Speaker 1: And it's organic too, natural flavor, sea salt, citric acid,
Speaker 1: vitamin E.
Speaker 2: Oh. It is an orange red condiment and food coloring
Speaker 2: derived from.
Speaker 4: The seeds of the achiote tree native to tropical regions.
Speaker 1: Huh.
Speaker 2: I was gonna guess that.
Speaker 1: I like that. Yeah, yeah, that was on my tip
Speaker 1: of my tongue. Just if you gave it, If you
Speaker 1: give me one more minute, I would have got it.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: The milk is really purple. It is very because the
Speaker 1: whatever blueberry juice washed off.
Speaker 3: But it's good. I'm gonna give it four balls.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I was gonna give it, four bowls.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna give it a four.
Speaker 1: That's good.
Speaker 2: I would do that again.
Speaker 1: I mean, we don't do four. We don't do four
Speaker 1: for what foy spoons four bowls?
Speaker 2: Four bowls?
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, well, I mean four spoons would be two
Speaker 3: balls math.
Speaker 2: Whiz Oh, there's a spoon to bowl ratio.
Speaker 1: Here is this is this new to you? You've been
Speaker 1: here before more than once.
Speaker 2: I don't remember spoons when I was here before.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, no, we just introduced that a few months ago.
Speaker 2: Well, I haven't been here for a few months.
Speaker 3: I'm kidding.
Speaker 1: It's been spoon since the start. A spoon is a
Speaker 1: half bowl, all right. You know what, every once in
Speaker 1: a while, we should reiterate the rating system, Andrew, Okay,
Speaker 1: So is that my fault for bringing it up? No? No, no,
Speaker 1: I'm just saying it, okay, Sol, Yeah, gotta let people know. Yeah,
Speaker 1: let the people know.
Speaker 3: We're okay, all right, So shall we move on?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Okay, I'm not sure which one I want to
Speaker 1: go to next. The problem is, is one of them
Speaker 1: we needed to take a picture with before, because once
Speaker 1: I open it, we're not gonna be able to take
Speaker 1: a picture with it. Oh why, all right, Well I'll
Speaker 1: just take it out now. So a few weekends ago,
Speaker 1: my daughter Ashley was at some like girl retreat thing
Speaker 1: like for teenagers, okay, and she said that the food
Speaker 1: was just horrendous, but she said, I got you some cereal.
Speaker 1: So she brought this home, one of the gap one
Speaker 1: of these gas station cups of cereal. I've never heard
Speaker 1: of this before. They're called Toasty O's and the brand
Speaker 1: is Vegan Began be a poster B G A N.
Speaker 1: I've never heard of this before in my life. They
Speaker 1: look like vegan things. It's distributed by s Bertram in Linden,
Speaker 1: New Jersey, but the brand name is Began. I think
Speaker 1: it's a kosher cereal because there's lots of Hebrew letters
Speaker 1: and stuff on it, So my guess is probably some
Speaker 1: sort of kosher thing. I hope it's not as bad
Speaker 1: as the Passover cereals because those are terrible. No, they
Speaker 1: had the good ones that had Newgat in them.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I guess eOne was okay.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I like that one.
Speaker 3: These look like they're supposed to be either cheerios or
Speaker 3: honey nut cherios.
Speaker 2: Picture.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we'll hold it up after. I just won't rip
Speaker 3: the top off.
Speaker 1: Gas station cereal is always concerning.
Speaker 3: Well.
Speaker 1: I can get a lot of things at gas stations.
Speaker 3: Sushi too, I have you have?
Speaker 2: Did you get sick?
Speaker 1: No? No? There are some gas stations that are like
Speaker 1: hardcore if you like drive to the Midwest, Like when
Speaker 1: I used to drive to Cedar Rapids, Iowa when I
Speaker 1: lived there, they had these every single episode I can't.
Speaker 3: Yeah, where's the corn.
Speaker 2: From the earth and to the earth one day will return?
Speaker 3: What are you doing?
Speaker 1: Let's know that it's just supposed to be corn husk,
Speaker 1: just peeling, you know, all it's supposed to be.
Speaker 3: So it's is that from a movie?
Speaker 1: Well? I looked up corn on YouTube and corn husk
Speaker 1: like ripping. Huh does not sound like that? I bet
Speaker 1: it does. It does not. It just sounds like you're
Speaker 1: ripping paper.
Speaker 3: Do you know when I lived there, I entered a
Speaker 3: corn husking contest? Yeah, how'd you do? Not so well?
Speaker 1: Yeah? No, why would he do well? I feel like
Speaker 1: the minute his hands got even a little dirty or
Speaker 1: he cut himself. No, I can't. Oh my god, I
Speaker 1: could be getting into reaction.
Speaker 3: I husk corn all the time. It's one of my
Speaker 3: favorite pastimes.
Speaker 1: Remember the time that you made your own corn in
Speaker 1: the backyard, you grew it, and then you said it
Speaker 1: was terrible.
Speaker 3: I made my own game.
Speaker 1: You made your own corn? Diy corn?
Speaker 3: Uh? Huh?
Speaker 4: How did you just gloss over that? One of his
Speaker 4: favorite pastimes is husking corn.
Speaker 1: Yeah that's true. Yeah, yeah, the bigger, the bigger one,
Speaker 1: you are, right, Gandhi, The bigger problem.
Speaker 2: Your favorite pastime.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 4: Ha, we know some of them, but I guess we
Speaker 4: can't say it on the Serial Killers podcasts.
Speaker 3: I don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 4: Don't there's a toffed animal over there that leave him alone.
Speaker 2: Yep.
Speaker 3: Anyway, here you go. Here are your toastios.
Speaker 1: But it began. Yeah, it almost sounds so knockoffish. When
Speaker 1: are you eating tosios?
Speaker 2: But more this soaks in. Should we show people what
Speaker 2: it well.
Speaker 3: We should have showed people what it looked like before him.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, you're ready.
Speaker 2: To see the milky Scott.
Speaker 1: He just plaws through this. Don't worry.
Speaker 3: Say they want to be cheerios, but they're not very
Speaker 3: very plain cardboard esque.
Speaker 1: Uh huh m hmm.
Speaker 3: It doesn't have the cheerios taste at all. It's just
Speaker 3: some kind of oat and that's it.
Speaker 2: I feel like that's something astronautsya. You know how they
Speaker 2: don't really have real food.
Speaker 3: Yeah, what do they call that stuff?
Speaker 1: Astronaut food? Yeah, you know they call art rt Oh no,
Speaker 1: those are that's for the army, like the same thing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and you know that that astronas of ice cream, the
Speaker 1: space ice cream they sell in the stores.
Speaker 3: That's not real. They apparently they never eat ice cream
Speaker 3: in space.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they probably. They would have some lactose issues, I bet.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah that would be bad.
Speaker 2: You can't have the diarrheas in space.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, no, no, that would be gross. Floating poop
Speaker 1: poop pup, all right, floating holloicals. No, No, this gets
Speaker 1: a ball at best. I don't even know if I
Speaker 1: can give it that.
Speaker 3: I hate it.
Speaker 1: Two bowls in a spoon. No, you hate it.
Speaker 3: You would never, ever, ever in your life go to
Speaker 3: a store and buy this.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean that's like a lot of the cereals,
Speaker 1: but on a taste level, I can't sit here and
Speaker 1: really be like, that's a bowl. That's disgusting. No, it's
Speaker 1: not the worst.
Speaker 3: It wasn't good.
Speaker 2: I was going to give it a bowl and a spoon.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not that. It's not terrible.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 1: I should be marking down these things now because I
Speaker 1: don't feel like going back and listening to the ratings anymore.
Speaker 3: It's two time consuming. Now that you use the road caster,
Speaker 3: we don't need to edit anymore, right, Andrew, So I
Speaker 3: should just be writing them down because I have to
Speaker 3: send other Scott the list of ratings.
Speaker 1: So then your one job in the podcast is to
Speaker 1: send me an episode description.
Speaker 3: No, my one job is to be awesome doing the podcast.
Speaker 1: My one job is to be awesome doing the podcast. Well,
Speaker 1: I'm glad you found your humility in twenty twenty two.
Speaker 3: Oh I forgot.
Speaker 4: I feel a lot of sexual tension between the two
Speaker 4: of you.
Speaker 2: I kind of like it. Yeah, it's nice.
Speaker 1: I'm going to call you Max. I still love that
Speaker 1: show so much, Happy endings Happy. We're almost done with it,
Speaker 1: and it's making me very sick. We're very anxious for
Speaker 1: the end because we're sad that it's going to be over. Well,
Speaker 1: I did my annual tweet of please pick it up
Speaker 1: and make a season four, So fingers crossed, all right,
Speaker 1: ready for the next Thank you, Thank you for our team.
Speaker 1: So we found the cereal a few weeks ago at
Speaker 1: Trader Joe's. If you don't have a Trader Joe's near you,
Speaker 1: I'm sure you know what it is. But I brought
Speaker 1: the cereal home and Amy ate the whole box, So
Speaker 1: I guess it's good.
Speaker 3: I have to.
Speaker 1: I had to go out yesterday and get another one.
Speaker 1: So wow, it's crunchy. Almond butter Puffs cereal from Trader Joe's.
Speaker 1: Is this an ugly shoe?
Speaker 3: What are you doing?
Speaker 1: Is an ugly shoe? I'm not going to get Can
Speaker 1: I see?
Speaker 2: It's an easy basketball net?
Speaker 3: Oh no, I'm not a shoe guy. What are those?
Speaker 3: I have my sketchers. No, my daughter.
Speaker 1: There's some nikes that are coming out, that Ashley one.
Speaker 1: It's to get you have to like go online at
Speaker 1: ten am or something like that.
Speaker 4: I have to go get these. These crocs are dropping
Speaker 4: in five minutes. You have to sign up.
Speaker 3: You have twenty four hours they're dropping. Yeah, don't you
Speaker 3: mean they're coming out?
Speaker 2: No, I meant dropping. I'll show them to you. They're beautiful.
Speaker 1: Scotty's using his uh he tried to squeeze on the lingo.
Speaker 3: I don't get excited by shoes.
Speaker 1: Look at these crocs though, Yeah, I mean those are
Speaker 1: pretty awesome crocks.
Speaker 3: Here's another one.
Speaker 1: I'll be able to wear them. Pull them off now,
Speaker 1: bull chat bullchat. Oh cool, all right, So here's bullet.
Speaker 1: Here's another box of cereal that is just underfilled, and
Speaker 1: it's annoying to me.
Speaker 3: Look look at the size of this bag in this box.
Speaker 1: Bag to box.
Speaker 4: We should be able to sue them for false marketing
Speaker 4: like Subway got in trouble for their shorter sandwiches. Yes,
Speaker 4: this should absolutely be like a Hello, Why don't you
Speaker 4: make the box.
Speaker 2: The exact size?
Speaker 1: I mean it does say nine ounces, so nine ounces
Speaker 1: is nine ounces. They can make the box as big
Speaker 1: as they want. I suppose garbage so crunchy rice and
Speaker 1: quen while puffs coated with almond butter and dusted with
Speaker 1: powdered sugar.
Speaker 3: And coco powder.
Speaker 1: But it also says gluten free, which frightens the keen
Speaker 1: one is not going to be good.
Speaker 2: Have you guys done Keenwa puffs before?
Speaker 3: Yeah? We actually had actual Keenwa puffs, That's what they
Speaker 3: were called.
Speaker 1: I don't think we're gonna yeah, Gandhi, don't you know?
Speaker 2: I should have known that.
Speaker 3: You don't even know?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't even know. Wow, you seem I feel
Speaker 1: like you said you changed, but I'm not really seeing
Speaker 1: the change. Scott, Well, you want to know why why?
Speaker 3: Technically we're recording this in twenty twenty one, so I
Speaker 3: just haven't.
Speaker 1: I haven't there is folks, I haven't done the change yet.
Speaker 2: As soon as we talked about the shoes.
Speaker 4: I was like, oh hell, people might go and say,
Speaker 4: wait a second, these shoes dropped far earlier than January third,
Speaker 4: twenty twenty.
Speaker 1: There are very few people listening to this podcast that
Speaker 1: have any idea what you're talking about. Okay, yeah, Gandhi.
Speaker 4: I think you guys undersell yourselves. I think you have
Speaker 4: a vast listening audience that some of them might speaker heads.
Speaker 1: Thank you. Yes, maybe we will one day be able
Speaker 1: to type her own collaboration with the sneaker brand. That
Speaker 1: would be fun, that would be kind of cool. I
Speaker 1: would like that. Would you wear them? I wouldn't probably,
Speaker 1: but you know, for marketing purposes, i'd wear them once
Speaker 1: or twice.
Speaker 3: I think you would sell them like I wore them.
Speaker 2: Thank you.
Speaker 1: Huh oh now not loving That smell smells like peanut butter.
Speaker 2: And it's a little like horse grainy.
Speaker 1: Yep, horse grainy, a little bit kind of like when
Speaker 1: you go to the when you go to the petting
Speaker 1: zoo and you put the quarter in.
Speaker 3: The thing that smells.
Speaker 1: That's what it smells like, right right, You're ready, we go. Okay,
Speaker 1: it's not that bad at all.
Speaker 3: It's weird and the puffs are all different sizes, so
Speaker 3: the extruder must have been having a problem that day.
Speaker 1: I'm not a fam.
Speaker 2: I'll go back for a second.
Speaker 1: Yeah. No, the after taste tastes like a chip like
Speaker 1: it tastes like I'm eating a multi grain chip. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and I don't like that.
Speaker 3: So once the sweet flavor is gone, it's very chippy. Yeah,
Speaker 3: very chippy.
Speaker 1: Oh oh see it's not. Oh that's the thing. I
Speaker 1: don't think it is coming in hot. Once this play's back.
Speaker 1: It did, but when it plays back, the levels will
Speaker 1: be normal. Okay, because this thing is not calibrated. Probably calibrated.
Speaker 1: It's not calibrated.
Speaker 2: I don't hate.
Speaker 1: We've gotten more YouTube listeners and in the past few weeks.
Speaker 3: Wait wait, wait, we'll be back right after this.
Speaker 1: Oh, play the commercial noise?
Speaker 3: Which one is it?
Speaker 1: Go to the next page. I'll be right back.
Speaker 3: Which one is it?
Speaker 1: Oh that's such a good, A good natural break because
Speaker 1: he's leaving it is good.
Speaker 2: Now I can see how this boy is holding up.
Speaker 3: Did you missed a call? I got the call.
Speaker 1: Are you in trouble, No, I'm not in trouble, not yet.
Speaker 1: Are we back from commercial? Oh?
Speaker 3: We're back?
Speaker 1: Hi, can you press the home button really quick? Which
Speaker 1: one the one with the house on it? Yes, that
Speaker 1: would be the home button. Okay, so it's around seventeen,
Speaker 1: got it. So that's weird though, because then there's gonna
Speaker 1: be a commercial break like three quarters of the way
Speaker 1: through this one.
Speaker 3: But that's okay.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what, whatever floats their boat, they got
Speaker 1: to listen to three full serial reviews and then a commercial.
Speaker 1: Commercials do not float listener's boats. Just so you know,
Speaker 1: they don't want to hear commercials.
Speaker 5: The two people that ever text me tell me they
Speaker 5: hate that, So that means everyone hates that.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, but who wants to listen to commercials? Anybody?
Speaker 1: It's not that anybody wants to listen to commercials, it's
Speaker 1: that they love us so much that they bear through it,
Speaker 1: or they just press the little boo boop noise? Do
Speaker 1: we still make it twice and you're good? Do we
Speaker 1: still make our twenty sense if they do that? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Oh nice, Yes.
Speaker 2: I kind of.
Speaker 4: There are some commercials I like, like, there are a
Speaker 4: couple of funny commercials that I hear them. I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 4: that's a good one.
Speaker 1: There is there's a Seltzer commercial out right now the
Speaker 1: laws off. Okay, I don't want that one well, hoter,
Speaker 1: I can't do it. I can't do it the way
Speaker 1: I'm I'm pretty sure. We went to see Dear Evan
Speaker 1: Hanson last week, and I'm pretty sure that the voice
Speaker 1: actor in the Aha commercial is Jared, the kid with
Speaker 1: the glasses, because his voice sounded. As soon as I
Speaker 1: heard his voice on stage, I said, oh my god,
Speaker 1: the AHA commercial.
Speaker 3: I could be wrong.
Speaker 4: There is a commercial that pops up overnight that has
Speaker 4: to do with like hemp and cannabis, and the guy
Speaker 4: who speaks sounds exactly like you.
Speaker 3: It's not me.
Speaker 4: I know it's not you because every time I hear it,
Speaker 4: I'm like, oh, Scotty would.
Speaker 2: Be like dirty druggies. I would never voice something like this.
Speaker 1: The Mary Jane, These.
Speaker 4: Dope fiends all out here o ding in the streets
Speaker 4: from weed.
Speaker 2: Meanwhile, we just do it and eat cereal. But it's
Speaker 2: just like you.
Speaker 3: Anyway. We didn't rate this. We went on a tank.
Speaker 1: Ye, this gets a bowl.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna give it three bowls.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna give it two bowls in a spoon.
Speaker 1: Not a fan. It's decent and I'm eating it so
Speaker 1: it's a multi grain chip in puff form. I'm not
Speaker 1: the biggest fan. I like it. Yeah, No, it's gonna
Speaker 1: be a no from me. Dog, I'm gonna actually get
Speaker 1: that sound and put that on the board. Yeah you
Speaker 1: should because I say that too much. Yeah you do, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you do. And you know what, the more amient I
Speaker 1: watch Happy Ending. Yeah, we realize that that you say
Speaker 1: lots of stuff from it. I've said it. I've watched
Speaker 1: that show so many times, so many times. That's like
Speaker 1: background noise to me American. Oh I was, like I said,
Speaker 1: I said it before I started watching it. Yeah, that
Speaker 1: I've ripped ninety percent of my humor from that show.
Speaker 1: It's sad because I just thought that you were a
Speaker 1: funny guy. But you've taken things from TV shows. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: like your sense of humor is so original when you
Speaker 1: bust out like a Jefferson's reference.
Speaker 3: What are you talking about?
Speaker 2: Scotty has a sense of humor.
Speaker 1: Oh I love that one. Love to hear that one. Anyways,
Speaker 1: that was a good.
Speaker 2: Three strikes under his skin.
Speaker 1: No, we could, we could keep pushing it. We could
Speaker 1: keep pushing it. Hey, Gandhi, I know that we have
Speaker 1: Wednesday episodes where we could talk about things. But I'd
Speaker 1: love to know how was your holiday?
Speaker 3: Bull Chat.
Speaker 2: Four Strikes under the Skin.
Speaker 1: Thank you so much for listening to Serial Killers, Gandhi,
Speaker 1: thank you for being a guest on this episode.
Speaker 3: Very much appreciation.
Speaker 1: And I think maybe instead of giving something a spoon,
Speaker 1: can we maybe make a third option?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: I don't know, Like what else could we do? Don't
Speaker 1: you think that would be a good idea, Gandi? Maybe
Speaker 1: a half a bowl? Right?
Speaker 3: No, a half a bowl is a spoon? Stop it?
Speaker 2: Yeah, No, I don't know.
Speaker 1: Don't you think you would be smart? Maybe like a
Speaker 1: mini bowl. We already went through this with the Demi spoon. Remember,
Speaker 1: shut up, Andrew, Thank you for listening. We will see
Speaker 1: you on Wednesday with an all new bowl Chat where
Speaker 1: we can talk about anything we want that's not related
Speaker 1: to cereal because we have to protect the sanctity of
Speaker 1: this divine podcast.
Speaker 3: That's right.
Speaker 2: I apologize for bringing up the crocs.
Speaker 3: Well, I mean, no one came here, frocks.
Speaker 1: He started talking about Dear Evan Hanson and we spoke
Speaker 1: about Seltzer commercials, so really.
Speaker 3: It was related.
Speaker 1: No, it related to this episode because we were talking
Speaker 1: about the commercial. Whenever you say it relates, it relates.
Speaker 1: Whenever I say it relates, it never relates. I don't
Speaker 1: know what you're talking about. All right, we tried to
Speaker 1: go for like ten minutes. Already, We're good.
Speaker 5: It's a Matt texted me. He hated this part, said
Speaker 5: that you were awful.
Speaker 1: All right, thank you for listening to this fine, fine
Speaker 1: episode of serial Killers coming condy s having me.
Speaker 2: This is fun.
Speaker 3: And if you're just watching this on YouTube, be sure
Speaker 3: to listen to us wherever you get your fine podcasts.
Speaker 1: And if you're watching on YouTube too, make sure you
Speaker 1: hit that like and subscribe button. You know, it should
Speaker 1: be somewhere around here. I don't know. And if you're
Speaker 1: just listening to it, go to YouTube and watch it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: how about that? Cool? But we don't get paid for that,
Speaker 1: not yet. How can we get paid for that? We
Speaker 1: need a thousand subscribers. But we just passed the four
Speaker 1: hundred mark, oh in December of last year. Because the
Speaker 1: videos are doing great when I stay consistent with it, yay, okay, good. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there's lots of comments. When's Andrew gonna post the video?
Speaker 1: Are there any more videos? Well? What's interesting is that
Speaker 1: for the past I don't know three months. I've been
Speaker 1: consistent with it. So again, thank you Matt for texting
Speaker 1: Scott and getting me in trouble.
Speaker 3: I don't think Matt watches the video.
Speaker 2: That sounds like a menace.
Speaker 3: Oh he's a good guy.
Speaker 4: Me.
Speaker 1: He's the one who texts after he listens to the episodes.
Speaker 1: And then that's where Scott gets his like that's his
Speaker 1: hot take. Where then Scott's like people are saying, Look,
Speaker 1: I'm just telling you what the listeners want. The listeners
Speaker 1: are saying, he listens to one person because meanwhile, on Twitter,
Speaker 1: everybody tweets like love it, having a great time. And
Speaker 1: then he'll bring up yeah, carry hedges is pissed. Carry
Speaker 1: hedges is never pissed. Listen, We'll see you Wednesday with
Speaker 1: bull Chat. We'll see you next Monday with an all
Speaker 1: new serial Killers and thank you so much for listening,
Speaker 1: and please like and subscribe We're serial Killers PC.
Speaker 3: I'm stopping it. Say crunch, guys, crunch, crunch.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna just stop the thing. Nobody wants to hear
Speaker 1: that it's annoying. Have spoken.
Speaker 3: Only those millennial gen Z people want to hear.
Speaker 1: What is that is that your ASMR.
Speaker 3: Goodbye bye crime.
Speaker 1: You already pressed the button.
Speaker 3: Because we already we crunched already.
Speaker 1: You just literally put your fingers on.
Speaker 3: I wasn't ready to stop it yet. Goodbye, bye bye.
Speaker 3: No stop saying crunch. We only do that once.
Speaker 1: I think we definitely got under his skin, and you
Speaker 1: know what mission accomplishment