1 00:00:01,080 --> 00:00:03,600 Speaker 1: Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's 2 00:00:03,640 --> 00:00:06,520 Speaker 1: my strawberry letter for it today and the subject is 3 00:00:06,600 --> 00:00:10,680 Speaker 1: he is too loud for my apartment. Okay, we'll get 4 00:00:10,680 --> 00:00:13,400 Speaker 1: into that find out what that's all about in just 5 00:00:13,480 --> 00:00:15,640 Speaker 1: a few because right now it is time for the 6 00:00:15,800 --> 00:00:19,560 Speaker 1: nephew and today's prank phone call. Nephew, what you got 7 00:00:19,600 --> 00:00:19,920 Speaker 1: for us? 8 00:00:20,160 --> 00:00:22,240 Speaker 2: I got it for you, Shirley, I got it, I 9 00:00:22,280 --> 00:00:30,400 Speaker 2: got it. This right here is mister Wiggins. Mister Wiggins. Hey, 10 00:00:30,400 --> 00:00:31,680 Speaker 2: we've been on the road this week. Now. 11 00:00:31,680 --> 00:00:33,440 Speaker 3: We don't have some ws this week, but this is 12 00:00:33,440 --> 00:00:37,960 Speaker 3: around here. You know, this is mister Wiggins. All right, 13 00:00:38,920 --> 00:00:44,159 Speaker 3: mister Wiggins, excise again. You want it again, whether we 14 00:00:44,400 --> 00:00:55,000 Speaker 3: be okay, what else if y'all don't, if y'all don't 15 00:00:55,040 --> 00:00:57,200 Speaker 3: want it co all right, this is mister Wiggins. 16 00:00:57,240 --> 00:01:02,520 Speaker 2: Come on, mister Wiggins, let's go. Can't talk. Hello, Hello, Hi, 17 00:01:02,600 --> 00:01:05,160 Speaker 2: my name is George. I'm with Green Lawn Services. 18 00:01:05,360 --> 00:01:08,000 Speaker 3: We came out and cut your yard yesterday and we're 19 00:01:08,120 --> 00:01:10,600 Speaker 3: trying to make sure that you liked everything thoroughly. That 20 00:01:10,959 --> 00:01:13,320 Speaker 3: we cut the front the back. We also did your hedges, 21 00:01:13,640 --> 00:01:15,720 Speaker 3: put some mulch in the fly beds, the weed eating 22 00:01:15,720 --> 00:01:17,880 Speaker 3: in the whole nine yards. And we also left an 23 00:01:17,920 --> 00:01:19,840 Speaker 3: invoice on your doorstep. Want to make sure you got 24 00:01:19,840 --> 00:01:20,399 Speaker 3: that as well. 25 00:01:20,720 --> 00:01:24,399 Speaker 4: Yo, I cut my yards, man, I want thrown around. 26 00:01:24,480 --> 00:01:24,640 Speaker 5: Man. 27 00:01:24,760 --> 00:01:27,000 Speaker 4: Look dude, but I was trying to forgot who he'll 28 00:01:27,080 --> 00:01:28,279 Speaker 4: cut it. 29 00:01:27,880 --> 00:01:30,280 Speaker 3: Sir, Yeah, we cut it as if yesterday you were 30 00:01:30,319 --> 00:01:33,640 Speaker 3: actually on our schedule and we did everything thoroughly. 31 00:01:33,680 --> 00:01:35,720 Speaker 2: We will. I'm actually just calling as a follow up. 32 00:01:36,200 --> 00:01:39,000 Speaker 4: Hi, Hell I get on the schedules, sir. 33 00:01:39,920 --> 00:01:42,399 Speaker 2: Are you mister Malone at fifty Zimmerman? 34 00:01:43,160 --> 00:01:46,440 Speaker 4: Hell? No, man, I'm wigging for fifty man. You cut 35 00:01:46,440 --> 00:01:50,840 Speaker 4: the wrong house, that Nick dough man. I guess you 36 00:01:50,880 --> 00:01:54,160 Speaker 4: need to put your inboards on the dough Sir. 37 00:01:54,120 --> 00:01:58,000 Speaker 3: Sir, you you're not mister Malone at fifty Zimmerman. 38 00:01:58,560 --> 00:02:01,480 Speaker 4: Say man, I'll just tell you I'm fifty three and 39 00:02:01,520 --> 00:02:03,760 Speaker 4: I'm missed the wiggers. You don't cut the wrong No, 40 00:02:04,240 --> 00:02:07,160 Speaker 4: y'all need to go miss long house, get your one 41 00:02:07,200 --> 00:02:10,399 Speaker 4: because you ain't cut you got the wrong house. No, 42 00:02:10,480 --> 00:02:13,560 Speaker 4: sir coming over here trying to collect no money? 43 00:02:13,560 --> 00:02:16,640 Speaker 2: Oh, sir, hold on this second. Here you're saying you 44 00:02:16,720 --> 00:02:17,360 Speaker 2: don't cut. 45 00:02:17,200 --> 00:02:21,160 Speaker 4: The wrong yard. No, no schedule, I ain't tell you 46 00:02:21,360 --> 00:02:23,560 Speaker 4: come over here and cut, and you go over there 47 00:02:23,639 --> 00:02:26,280 Speaker 4: talking Malone get your money. You can't. 48 00:02:26,360 --> 00:02:28,880 Speaker 3: So there's no way we can charge mister Malone if 49 00:02:28,919 --> 00:02:30,040 Speaker 3: we haven't cut his yard. 50 00:02:30,080 --> 00:02:32,880 Speaker 4: Now, let's let's you need to take over there cutting 51 00:02:32,880 --> 00:02:36,600 Speaker 4: mister malone yard. Let's putake memoirs and his You know 52 00:02:36,880 --> 00:02:43,079 Speaker 4: you ain't cut sir, thing at this, sir, not one 53 00:02:43,240 --> 00:02:46,000 Speaker 4: cut the wrong beyond you go cut the right yard 54 00:02:46,040 --> 00:02:48,560 Speaker 4: and get right that there was you ain't got. You 55 00:02:48,760 --> 00:02:52,480 Speaker 4: ain't getting thing this out. Okay, I say that I 56 00:02:52,520 --> 00:02:56,040 Speaker 4: ain't call no maud of the cut over here. You 57 00:02:56,160 --> 00:03:00,160 Speaker 4: go over that and cut his right and get him 58 00:03:00,160 --> 00:03:01,640 Speaker 4: real voice you ain't get. 59 00:03:02,560 --> 00:03:03,800 Speaker 2: I understand that, sir. Listen. 60 00:03:03,840 --> 00:03:06,160 Speaker 3: What I want to say is, uh, well, we'll go 61 00:03:06,200 --> 00:03:08,160 Speaker 3: over and we'll take care of mister Malone's yard. I 62 00:03:08,240 --> 00:03:11,200 Speaker 3: understand that we've made a mistake, but I understand. I understood. 63 00:03:11,200 --> 00:03:14,640 Speaker 3: You say that you did like the services, So wouldn't 64 00:03:14,680 --> 00:03:18,320 Speaker 3: it be even right for you to actually go ahead 65 00:03:18,320 --> 00:03:20,280 Speaker 3: and send the invoice in along with the checks since 66 00:03:20,280 --> 00:03:21,520 Speaker 3: you did like the services? 67 00:03:22,080 --> 00:03:25,440 Speaker 4: Whatever did? Listening like yo is target because then I 68 00:03:25,600 --> 00:03:30,120 Speaker 4: just tell you cut the wrong your cut the right 69 00:03:30,160 --> 00:03:32,680 Speaker 4: yard and get your money. You ain't got nothing but 70 00:03:32,760 --> 00:03:33,280 Speaker 4: practice here. 71 00:03:35,400 --> 00:03:38,280 Speaker 3: I understand that we cut the wrong yard, sir, I 72 00:03:38,400 --> 00:03:39,160 Speaker 3: understand that. 73 00:03:39,480 --> 00:03:42,080 Speaker 2: But you got the services, and you like the services. 74 00:03:42,200 --> 00:03:44,000 Speaker 3: I don't want to have to come out there and 75 00:03:44,120 --> 00:03:45,240 Speaker 3: get the money from you. 76 00:03:45,600 --> 00:03:48,840 Speaker 4: Well, come on and determined. Come on, a determiner. I 77 00:03:48,920 --> 00:03:51,560 Speaker 4: got something. Come on over here and get your money. 78 00:03:51,640 --> 00:03:52,720 Speaker 2: But you said you liked that. 79 00:03:52,800 --> 00:03:55,360 Speaker 4: I wouldn't give them if I said the moon was 80 00:03:55,520 --> 00:03:58,320 Speaker 4: bring you cut the wrong yard. You go get your 81 00:03:58,800 --> 00:04:02,080 Speaker 4: money from the right. You ain't getting fill. So I 82 00:04:02,120 --> 00:04:04,360 Speaker 4: got some place. You come on over you let you 83 00:04:04,400 --> 00:04:09,839 Speaker 4: see what you get. Cut the room trying to get 84 00:04:09,880 --> 00:04:13,360 Speaker 4: my money you ain't get Now you you can go 85 00:04:13,440 --> 00:04:16,200 Speaker 4: get you from the right either right in that door, 86 00:04:16,440 --> 00:04:18,720 Speaker 4: go cut that and leave that paper over there. 87 00:04:19,160 --> 00:04:20,120 Speaker 2: I'm coming over there. 88 00:04:20,200 --> 00:04:23,480 Speaker 4: You want me to start some I start them. I 89 00:04:23,480 --> 00:04:26,640 Speaker 4: ain't gonna come round there and do and be charging 90 00:04:26,680 --> 00:04:29,400 Speaker 4: me though money. Now, yeah, I got more heat in 91 00:04:29,480 --> 00:04:32,520 Speaker 4: heil get money if you want to can't get it. 92 00:04:33,440 --> 00:04:35,920 Speaker 3: You got your yard cut, and we deserve to get 93 00:04:35,960 --> 00:04:37,240 Speaker 3: our money back. 94 00:04:38,080 --> 00:04:40,360 Speaker 4: To get to what You coming around here trying to 95 00:04:40,360 --> 00:04:43,000 Speaker 4: get some broney. Now I tell you don't cut Come 96 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:43,760 Speaker 4: on yard like you. 97 00:04:43,880 --> 00:04:46,760 Speaker 2: I'm gonna tell you, don't make me whoop y'all behind 98 00:04:46,800 --> 00:04:47,360 Speaker 2: this yard. 99 00:04:47,560 --> 00:04:51,440 Speaker 4: You come home and we'll come home here to our 100 00:04:51,440 --> 00:04:54,440 Speaker 4: whoop y'all behind in the front yard that just got 101 00:04:54,600 --> 00:04:59,200 Speaker 4: cut your man, man, hang your pamp and you come 102 00:04:59,279 --> 00:05:04,200 Speaker 4: trying to get that money. I'm suching, don't you, Jack. 103 00:05:04,320 --> 00:05:06,560 Speaker 2: I got one more thing to tell you when you're listening. 104 00:05:08,360 --> 00:05:12,040 Speaker 4: Now you standing up now, I'm you got wrong. 105 00:05:13,040 --> 00:05:15,200 Speaker 2: I've got one more thing to tell you. 106 00:05:15,640 --> 00:05:21,120 Speaker 3: And you listening, mister Wickens, Look, this is nephew Timmy 107 00:05:21,200 --> 00:05:23,200 Speaker 3: from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. 108 00:05:23,600 --> 00:05:28,880 Speaker 2: You just got pranked. Hello, what. 109 00:05:32,160 --> 00:05:33,600 Speaker 4: Good William? 110 00:05:41,120 --> 00:05:44,280 Speaker 2: Look at him? Your boy Gary just pranked you. 111 00:05:44,520 --> 00:05:44,680 Speaker 3: Man. 112 00:05:47,839 --> 00:05:48,640 Speaker 4: We're laughing now. 113 00:05:48,720 --> 00:05:49,120 Speaker 6: But I'm. 114 00:05:51,760 --> 00:05:54,240 Speaker 2: Let me ask you something though, Man, what is the 115 00:05:54,480 --> 00:05:57,359 Speaker 2: baddest radio show in the land? 116 00:05:58,040 --> 00:06:00,120 Speaker 4: Man, it's the Steve Hall. 117 00:06:03,880 --> 00:06:07,760 Speaker 3: I mean still wigging cut the wrong yard, potting it 118 00:06:07,880 --> 00:06:09,279 Speaker 3: up with you to have done ain't about you ain't 119 00:06:09,320 --> 00:06:10,200 Speaker 3: getting no money on hill. 120 00:06:10,200 --> 00:06:12,880 Speaker 2: Play the wrong y'all that ain't gotten to look good? 121 00:06:12,960 --> 00:06:16,520 Speaker 2: Thank you? But you cut the wrong y'all when left 122 00:06:16,560 --> 00:06:17,279 Speaker 2: think you cut the yard? 123 00:06:17,400 --> 00:06:17,520 Speaker 3: Uh? 124 00:06:18,320 --> 00:06:22,400 Speaker 2: Oh see that you know he's done it. He's done well. 125 00:06:22,680 --> 00:06:24,240 Speaker 2: He's done it. I had with him. 126 00:06:24,320 --> 00:06:27,120 Speaker 6: I got on top of the tour role. I had 127 00:06:27,160 --> 00:06:30,640 Speaker 6: a seated tour role when I lived in Dallas. Probably 128 00:06:31,440 --> 00:06:34,000 Speaker 6: you know one of the moors that sit on you know, 129 00:06:34,160 --> 00:06:37,400 Speaker 6: like people have in the suburbs. You know that ain't 130 00:06:37,440 --> 00:06:39,720 Speaker 6: nothing exotic. A lot of people got damned. But I 131 00:06:39,800 --> 00:06:41,600 Speaker 6: was cutting the back. I used to like doing that. 132 00:06:41,680 --> 00:06:48,120 Speaker 6: It was therapeutic for me. About two thousand and three, two. 133 00:06:48,480 --> 00:06:53,440 Speaker 2: Years ago, so that's yeah years, twenty years ago. He 134 00:06:53,440 --> 00:06:55,080 Speaker 2: ain't got no longer more on his property. 135 00:06:55,160 --> 00:06:55,680 Speaker 3: Now you know that. 136 00:06:57,760 --> 00:07:00,599 Speaker 5: I think I'll do a lot of stuff I didn't. 137 00:07:01,480 --> 00:07:03,600 Speaker 5: I just figure that out every different. He don't do 138 00:07:03,720 --> 00:07:05,040 Speaker 5: a lot of stuff I do. 139 00:07:06,600 --> 00:07:08,520 Speaker 2: Well, you're a new homeowner. Did you get your lawn 140 00:07:08,600 --> 00:07:10,160 Speaker 2: war You're good? You got one? 141 00:07:10,520 --> 00:07:12,800 Speaker 5: Oh no, no, no, man cut my yard he could have. Yes, 142 00:07:12,920 --> 00:07:16,680 Speaker 5: I have a first yard. Say I'm good. There you go, yeah, yeah, 143 00:07:17,360 --> 00:07:19,600 Speaker 5: yeah good. I'll tell you what other thing I did 144 00:07:19,920 --> 00:07:21,480 Speaker 5: that you probably did in a while. I had to 145 00:07:21,520 --> 00:07:23,360 Speaker 5: go up in the attic and change the air filter. 146 00:07:23,440 --> 00:07:25,040 Speaker 5: When the last time you did that up? 147 00:07:25,640 --> 00:07:25,920 Speaker 2: I don't. 148 00:07:25,960 --> 00:07:38,280 Speaker 3: I don't even know what air filter. When you smell good, 149 00:07:38,280 --> 00:07:44,520 Speaker 3: when you when your grass. Just get cute. Welcome, welcome, baby. 150 00:07:44,640 --> 00:07:50,120 Speaker 2: You in there. Man, Now, I don't think they have 151 00:07:50,320 --> 00:07:54,760 Speaker 2: the air filters. You got air filters. You gotta you 152 00:07:54,880 --> 00:08:00,720 Speaker 2: gotta have you just now. I put up o zone 153 00:08:00,840 --> 00:08:04,960 Speaker 2: system in the What the one that covered the earth 154 00:08:06,680 --> 00:08:08,200 Speaker 2: the whole layer? 155 00:08:10,760 --> 00:08:10,960 Speaker 7: Yeah? 156 00:08:11,080 --> 00:08:12,240 Speaker 2: What's the zone system? 157 00:08:13,160 --> 00:08:15,240 Speaker 7: The thing you put in your house. It helps reduce 158 00:08:15,360 --> 00:08:21,280 Speaker 7: infection and COVID came out, the big covid thing. And 159 00:08:21,400 --> 00:08:24,640 Speaker 7: then you helps with the cut down on any odd 160 00:08:25,160 --> 00:08:31,840 Speaker 7: allergenics that's in the air, if that's a word. Yeah, 161 00:08:33,080 --> 00:08:36,800 Speaker 7: or allergenics, you know, allergenics? Is that the smaller group 162 00:08:36,880 --> 00:08:40,880 Speaker 7: of people? The allergenic singing. 163 00:08:45,360 --> 00:08:46,640 Speaker 1: Zone system in his house? 164 00:08:46,760 --> 00:08:46,960 Speaker 6: Yeah? 165 00:08:47,120 --> 00:08:52,719 Speaker 2: Okay, oh god, let's be nice. We don't. Let's be 166 00:08:52,960 --> 00:08:57,000 Speaker 2: nice man, everybody it is. Doesn't he look happy? 167 00:08:57,200 --> 00:08:57,760 Speaker 1: It's nice? 168 00:09:00,040 --> 00:09:02,559 Speaker 2: Allergenic system code? All right? 169 00:09:03,520 --> 00:09:07,360 Speaker 1: Listen coming up next strawberry letter. 170 00:09:07,440 --> 00:09:11,240 Speaker 2: The subject is he's too loud for my apartment. We'll 171 00:09:11,280 --> 00:09:12,599 Speaker 2: get into that right after this. 172 00:09:13,240 --> 00:09:15,960 Speaker 1: You're listening to The Hardy Morning Show.