Speaker 1: On a two point seven Kiss FM, Cardi B's John
Speaker 1: is checking in. She's got new music out literally today,
Speaker 1: So I think we're going to get a call this
Speaker 1: morning before eight o'clock about bongos.
Speaker 2: We sure are? We play it for me a little
Speaker 2: bit before.
Speaker 3: She called Yes, but I can have to play for
Speaker 3: you off the air.
Speaker 1: And just so everybody knows why, because it's it's not
Speaker 1: carpool friendly. Explicit, Yeah, explicit, Okay, there are some lyrics
Speaker 1: that we may be all.
Speaker 2: We have an edited version. I'll see if we can
Speaker 2: play that one on the air. We'll see, we'll see
Speaker 2: if you can find yeah something, We'll just play me,
Speaker 2: play me the raw version.
Speaker 1: In a commercial or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I can
Speaker 1: handle it. Systney, Okay, I can take it.
Speaker 2: Okay, see if you're ready, See if I'm ready for anyway,
Speaker 2: Cardi B coming up. So here's this.
Speaker 1: A dating expert on TikTok says this is the one
Speaker 1: day you should never have a first date, never ever.
Speaker 1: Saturday tomorrow. She says, I totally disagree with this. She
Speaker 1: says weekdays are great because you're already dressed for work,
Speaker 1: wants to go.
Speaker 2: Straight from work. Agreed.
Speaker 3: I did. That was my move.
Speaker 1: But don't you have a machine like a funk I
Speaker 1: have a total sheene after we do this show.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, I agree, this is the best hack ever.
Speaker 3: Saturday nights is giving them too much too soon?
Speaker 1: No, it's about you. When is it most convenient for you?
Speaker 1: Forget about giving them.
Speaker 3: It's not convenient because what if it's a horrible day,
Speaker 3: then you wasted your one night of the weekend to
Speaker 3: this loser.
Speaker 1: That tell me you always say you double book anyway,
Speaker 1: so you don't waste the night you waste like forty
Speaker 1: two minutes.
Speaker 3: My official first date with Michael was on a Friday,
Speaker 3: May twenty second, two thousand and nine. It's given him
Speaker 3: too much power.
Speaker 2: Well, obviously it wasn't all right.
Speaker 1: So place is a crowd less crowded they say during
Speaker 1: the week, and you've got a good excuse to leave
Speaker 1: because of work, right, if it's going well, exactly, save
Speaker 1: saturdays for fun with your friends. And we know that's
Speaker 1: equally important too, to hang out with your friends.
Speaker 3: Unless you work for Ryan Seacrest, then you could always
Speaker 3: use the excuse of I gotta go American top forty tomorrow.
Speaker 2: Is that? What is not a thing that's what's a
Speaker 2: white lie.
Speaker 3: Yes, if I slept over anywhere on the Saturday night
Speaker 3: and I wanted to g T f O, I was like,
Speaker 3: I have worked, and they're like work and I was like,
Speaker 3: you know, Ryan, American party down.
Speaker 2: To start at six am. It loves a Sunday. Start
Speaker 2: counting them down.
Speaker 1: Well that that doesn't Yeah, I could try and use that,
Speaker 1: but then I'd be in the car and it's on Yeah,
Speaker 1: yeah it's not it doesn't work. Well, okay, here's a
Speaker 1: quote for today Friday.
Speaker 2: Quote. Listen to this.
Speaker 1: Friendly reminder that you have zero control over how other
Speaker 1: people perceive you, so you might as well just be
Speaker 1: the person you want to be, which I find so
Speaker 1: ironic because we literally sit in meetings where people tell
Speaker 1: us how you listening perceive us?
Speaker 2: True, right, Ye're still going to be I'm going to be.
Speaker 1: Well, well that's the point. We're trying to be who
Speaker 1: we are and hopefully you perceive it. Well, here's the
Speaker 1: Liver Rodrigo now Kiss FM.