WEBVTT - MORNING HACK- Worst Night for a First Date

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<v Speaker 1>On a two point seven Kiss FM, Cardi B's John

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<v Speaker 1>is checking in. She's got new music out literally today,

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<v Speaker 1>So I think we're going to get a call this

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<v Speaker 1>morning before eight o'clock about bongos.

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<v Speaker 2>We sure are? We play it for me a little

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<v Speaker 2>bit before.

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<v Speaker 3>She called Yes, but I can have to play for

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<v Speaker 3>you off the air.

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<v Speaker 1>And just so everybody knows why, because it's it's not

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<v Speaker 1>carpool friendly. Explicit, Yeah, explicit, Okay, there are some lyrics

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<v Speaker 1>that we may be all.

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<v Speaker 2>We have an edited version. I'll see if we can

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<v Speaker 2>play that one on the air. We'll see, we'll see

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<v Speaker 2>if you can find yeah something, We'll just play me,

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<v Speaker 2>play me the raw version.

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<v Speaker 1>In a commercial or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I can

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<v Speaker 1>handle it. Systney, Okay, I can take it.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, see if you're ready, See if I'm ready for anyway,

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<v Speaker 2>Cardi B coming up. So here's this.

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<v Speaker 1>A dating expert on TikTok says this is the one

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<v Speaker 1>day you should never have a first date, never ever.

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<v Speaker 1>Saturday tomorrow. She says, I totally disagree with this. She

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<v Speaker 1>says weekdays are great because you're already dressed for work,

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<v Speaker 1>wants to go.

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<v Speaker 2>Straight from work. Agreed.

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<v Speaker 3>I did. That was my move.

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<v Speaker 1>But don't you have a machine like a funk I

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<v Speaker 1>have a total sheene after we do this show.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, no, I agree, this is the best hack ever.

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<v Speaker 3>Saturday nights is giving them too much too soon?

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<v Speaker 1>No, it's about you. When is it most convenient for you?

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<v Speaker 1>Forget about giving them.

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<v Speaker 3>It's not convenient because what if it's a horrible day,

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<v Speaker 3>then you wasted your one night of the weekend to

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<v Speaker 3>this loser.

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<v Speaker 1>That tell me you always say you double book anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>so you don't waste the night you waste like forty

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<v Speaker 1>two minutes.

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<v Speaker 3>My official first date with Michael was on a Friday,

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<v Speaker 3>May twenty second, two thousand and nine. It's given him

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<v Speaker 3>too much power.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, obviously it wasn't all right.

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<v Speaker 1>So place is a crowd less crowded they say during

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<v Speaker 1>the week, and you've got a good excuse to leave

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<v Speaker 1>because of work, right, if it's going well, exactly, save

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<v Speaker 1>saturdays for fun with your friends. And we know that's

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<v Speaker 1>equally important too, to hang out with your friends.

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<v Speaker 3>Unless you work for Ryan Seacrest, then you could always

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<v Speaker 3>use the excuse of I gotta go American top forty tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 2>Is that? What is not a thing that's what's a

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<v Speaker 2>white lie.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, if I slept over anywhere on the Saturday night

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<v Speaker 3>and I wanted to g T f O, I was like,

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<v Speaker 3>I have worked, and they're like work and I was like,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, Ryan, American party down.

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<v Speaker 2>To start at six am. It loves a Sunday. Start

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<v Speaker 2>counting them down.

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<v Speaker 1>Well that that doesn't Yeah, I could try and use that,

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<v Speaker 1>but then I'd be in the car and it's on Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>yeah it's not it doesn't work. Well, okay, here's a

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<v Speaker 1>quote for today Friday.

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<v Speaker 2>Quote. Listen to this.

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<v Speaker 1>Friendly reminder that you have zero control over how other

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<v Speaker 1>people perceive you, so you might as well just be

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<v Speaker 1>the person you want to be, which I find so

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<v Speaker 1>ironic because we literally sit in meetings where people tell

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<v Speaker 1>us how you listening perceive us?

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<v Speaker 2>True, right, Ye're still going to be I'm going to be.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, well that's the point. We're trying to be who

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<v Speaker 1>we are and hopefully you perceive it. Well, here's the

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<v Speaker 1>Liver Rodrigo now Kiss FM.