1 00:00:02,279 --> 00:00:05,240 Speaker 1: Welcome back to another episode of al Give this finder 2 00:00:05,320 --> 00:00:08,760 Speaker 1: guess sad In for KP. But the nightmare will be over. Stand, 3 00:00:09,039 --> 00:00:14,320 Speaker 1: let's meet everybody, Shelly. First off, it's James. E. James. 4 00:00:14,560 --> 00:00:16,319 Speaker 1: What's the thing that bothers you the most? If your 5 00:00:16,320 --> 00:00:19,239 Speaker 1: apartment is messy, Like, what is it that makes you crazy? 6 00:00:19,600 --> 00:00:23,160 Speaker 1: I don't mind clutter of papers or stuff like that, 7 00:00:23,239 --> 00:00:26,960 Speaker 1: but if there's dirty dishes, it really like germs that 8 00:00:27,040 --> 00:00:29,680 Speaker 1: have to do with food bother me. And one of 9 00:00:29,720 --> 00:00:33,280 Speaker 1: my biggest pet peeves is if somebody leaves like wet 10 00:00:33,320 --> 00:00:35,520 Speaker 1: bread on a plate and leaves it in the sink 11 00:00:36,479 --> 00:00:40,400 Speaker 1: or somebody like kinds like just some racist brand, and 12 00:00:40,479 --> 00:00:43,159 Speaker 1: that's in the drain, it should have to make me 13 00:00:43,640 --> 00:00:47,640 Speaker 1: lose it. Who's pouring water over bread? I think I 14 00:00:47,640 --> 00:00:49,480 Speaker 1: think Martin just I think Mark is writing that down. 15 00:00:49,479 --> 00:00:51,680 Speaker 1: By the way, I literally just wrote wet bread on 16 00:00:51,720 --> 00:00:55,160 Speaker 1: a plate, just just to put it in the memory bank. 17 00:00:55,320 --> 00:00:57,959 Speaker 1: As I'm looking down to see the names of characters, 18 00:00:58,000 --> 00:01:02,080 Speaker 1: I just want to read the phrase my plate. But 19 00:01:02,320 --> 00:01:05,240 Speaker 1: someone in my house doesn't eat the crust of bread 20 00:01:05,240 --> 00:01:08,760 Speaker 1: pretty much. And uh, if it goes in the sink, 21 00:01:08,800 --> 00:01:18,560 Speaker 1: it gets well, well, it shouldn't be too. I've got 22 00:01:18,560 --> 00:01:22,319 Speaker 1: some clues. Let me know how to prank James. Just 23 00:01:22,360 --> 00:01:23,840 Speaker 1: go to his house and leaves from what bread on 24 00:01:23,880 --> 00:01:27,959 Speaker 1: a plate. Believe it be fun. Next up is Jackie 25 00:01:28,040 --> 00:01:32,200 Speaker 1: Gonzalez to Ruthie. Jackie, what's something you used to eat 26 00:01:32,240 --> 00:01:35,960 Speaker 1: as a kid but not so much anymore? Oh, I'm 27 00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:40,440 Speaker 1: I'm a pretty habitual eater, and um I do stay 28 00:01:41,120 --> 00:01:44,080 Speaker 1: really like I still eat like the same breakfast cereals 29 00:01:44,120 --> 00:01:47,280 Speaker 1: and things like that. But my mom did tell me 30 00:01:47,440 --> 00:01:49,680 Speaker 1: before my memory, so I was really really little that 31 00:01:49,760 --> 00:01:52,120 Speaker 1: I used to just eat straight up margarine out the tub. 32 00:01:53,280 --> 00:01:57,640 Speaker 1: I don't do that anymore. I mean it's still pretty great. 33 00:01:58,000 --> 00:02:00,800 Speaker 1: Just get a shot again, just spoon falls. But if 34 00:02:00,840 --> 00:02:04,800 Speaker 1: it was peanut butter, well that sounds good. Just have 35 00:02:04,880 --> 00:02:08,880 Speaker 1: that with some wet bread and your set. Next up 36 00:02:09,000 --> 00:02:12,400 Speaker 1: is Chris Alvarado. Chris, if you could form a dance 37 00:02:12,440 --> 00:02:16,840 Speaker 1: crew today, who would you put on it? Maybe? Okay, 38 00:02:16,919 --> 00:02:21,320 Speaker 1: here we go, actually this crew right here? Yeah, look 39 00:02:21,320 --> 00:02:23,560 Speaker 1: at this, Look at this, Look at all of this 40 00:02:23,720 --> 00:02:29,400 Speaker 1: right here. I mean, Jackie's our star. You know, James 41 00:02:29,400 --> 00:02:33,080 Speaker 1: is gonna bring the wild marks probably actually very good. 42 00:02:33,440 --> 00:02:35,560 Speaker 1: But uh so, I bet you are too cool. I 43 00:02:35,600 --> 00:02:37,760 Speaker 1: bet you're an actually good dancer. But then I feel 44 00:02:37,800 --> 00:02:40,600 Speaker 1: like Craig is our sleeper hit. He's our classically trained 45 00:02:40,720 --> 00:02:43,360 Speaker 1: dancing because what happens, it's like I battle somebody, I 46 00:02:43,400 --> 00:02:45,640 Speaker 1: win or lose. Mark battles the other person in the crew, 47 00:02:45,680 --> 00:02:47,760 Speaker 1: and you go head to head like battling, and then 48 00:02:47,800 --> 00:02:51,160 Speaker 1: when they bring their big guns, we bring ours, and 49 00:02:51,200 --> 00:02:56,680 Speaker 1: fucking Kakowski just gets down some floorworks and breakdancing floorworks, windmills. 50 00:02:57,880 --> 00:03:02,480 Speaker 1: It's pretty accurate, but I'm more Martha Gray, but this 51 00:03:02,520 --> 00:03:05,000 Speaker 1: is my crew. Cool Chris. I saw the picture she 52 00:03:05,200 --> 00:03:09,320 Speaker 1: just posted on Instagram of your amazing like outfits from 53 00:03:09,360 --> 00:03:12,920 Speaker 1: the nineties. It must have been the late nineties, and 54 00:03:13,000 --> 00:03:15,240 Speaker 1: it was like a breakdancing What was the born to 55 00:03:15,280 --> 00:03:21,320 Speaker 1: Break had? Oh, it's just breakers. I was part of 56 00:03:21,360 --> 00:03:22,760 Speaker 1: a just real quick. I was part of a dance 57 00:03:22,800 --> 00:03:25,280 Speaker 1: crew called play School. That's the so Cal chapter of 58 00:03:25,280 --> 00:03:28,160 Speaker 1: play School. Play School was a national breakdancing crew. I 59 00:03:28,200 --> 00:03:30,359 Speaker 1: had a battle my way in. I had a battle 60 00:03:30,400 --> 00:03:33,360 Speaker 1: guy named Gilligan. I had a battle album and I 61 00:03:33,400 --> 00:03:37,280 Speaker 1: got in and um. Then I would go to parties 62 00:03:37,760 --> 00:03:41,560 Speaker 1: near Downey, south Gate, Lynwood, Norwalk. Belle Compton and Battle 63 00:03:41,600 --> 00:03:43,600 Speaker 1: of the Breakdancing Crewise. My name was bounced because I 64 00:03:43,640 --> 00:03:48,960 Speaker 1: used to bounce my body. That was my thing. So yeah, 65 00:03:49,040 --> 00:03:51,080 Speaker 1: and then I had a big play School decout put 66 00:03:51,080 --> 00:03:53,560 Speaker 1: on my Honda CRX on the hood, so everywhere I 67 00:03:53,560 --> 00:03:57,720 Speaker 1: went people knew I was from play School. Represent I 68 00:03:57,720 --> 00:04:08,560 Speaker 1: got past Professor and Maryanne It. Next up, it's Craig Kakowski. Everybody, Craig. 69 00:04:09,360 --> 00:04:11,560 Speaker 1: Is there a movie with like a killer's direct a 70 00:04:11,640 --> 00:04:14,240 Speaker 1: killer director's commentary track that you've listened to on DVD 71 00:04:14,320 --> 00:04:18,880 Speaker 1: that you just love? Yeah, the best one is for 72 00:04:19,080 --> 00:04:26,240 Speaker 1: Steven Soderbergh's The Limey because the writer, uh, first of all, 73 00:04:26,240 --> 00:04:29,280 Speaker 1: it's pretty good movie. Start with Terence Stamp is the 74 00:04:29,320 --> 00:04:33,160 Speaker 1: titular lime Uh. The writer in Soderberg did not get 75 00:04:33,200 --> 00:04:36,400 Speaker 1: along at all, and he made a movie completely different 76 00:04:36,400 --> 00:04:38,479 Speaker 1: than the guy's script. And then they agreed to sit 77 00:04:38,560 --> 00:04:42,600 Speaker 1: down together and do the commentary, and the entire thing 78 00:04:42,800 --> 00:04:48,480 Speaker 1: is them fucking sniping at each other and passive commenting 79 00:04:48,520 --> 00:04:51,680 Speaker 1: on how much they hated the other guy's work. Well, 80 00:04:51,720 --> 00:04:53,960 Speaker 1: I have that on DVD, so I should pop that 81 00:04:54,120 --> 00:05:03,239 Speaker 1: at some point. So awesome, guys. Mark Aagliardi is here look, guys, 82 00:05:03,800 --> 00:05:06,640 Speaker 1: Mark Gagliardi, if you had to pick a favorite SNL 83 00:05:06,680 --> 00:05:09,040 Speaker 1: cast member from his fifty year plus run, who is it? 84 00:05:09,480 --> 00:05:12,160 Speaker 1: What do you love from his fifty year plus run? 85 00:05:12,200 --> 00:05:14,920 Speaker 1: I'm gonna go back to the early years and I'm 86 00:05:14,920 --> 00:05:18,200 Speaker 1: going to say the O g uh from that O 87 00:05:18,360 --> 00:05:21,160 Speaker 1: G cast. Ah. See, now I go like, okay, well 88 00:05:21,160 --> 00:05:23,120 Speaker 1: I have one, but then I have but then I 89 00:05:23,160 --> 00:05:25,559 Speaker 1: have three but oh no, no no. But also this person, 90 00:05:25,680 --> 00:05:27,160 Speaker 1: I'm gonna you know what, I'm gonna stop it too. 91 00:05:27,200 --> 00:05:31,200 Speaker 1: I'm gonna go workhorse Dan Ackroyd and the funniest part 92 00:05:31,200 --> 00:05:33,760 Speaker 1: of the show, Gilda Radner. That's that's gonna be my 93 00:05:33,960 --> 00:05:38,240 Speaker 1: workhorse and and uh and hilarity duo right there. And 94 00:05:38,240 --> 00:05:40,360 Speaker 1: I think between the two of them they created comedy 95 00:05:40,440 --> 00:05:43,600 Speaker 1: Voltron for those first five years. Oh good choices. I 96 00:05:43,640 --> 00:05:45,600 Speaker 1: really thought you're gonna go with Brad Hall. But you know, 97 00:05:45,720 --> 00:05:49,559 Speaker 1: like those are good, those are solid. Brad Hall doesn't 98 00:05:49,560 --> 00:05:53,680 Speaker 1: mean David Byrne A very mean David Cool. What's yours? 99 00:05:53,720 --> 00:05:55,560 Speaker 1: I'm really curious about this. Who's Who's your number one? 100 00:05:56,400 --> 00:06:00,159 Speaker 1: Phil Hartman? Probably I just thought he was like he 101 00:06:00,160 --> 00:06:03,040 Speaker 1: could do everything. Um, and of course the lovel Lorraine 102 00:06:03,080 --> 00:06:06,599 Speaker 1: because she's the sweetest person in the world. Um, but yeah, 103 00:06:06,680 --> 00:06:10,320 Speaker 1: probably Phil Hartman. Let's do a show, shall we? Let's 104 00:06:10,360 --> 00:06:14,320 Speaker 1: do it. All of our c suggestions are gathered from listeners, emails, 105 00:06:14,400 --> 00:06:16,200 Speaker 1: or from our Patreon v I p s. To become 106 00:06:16,240 --> 00:06:18,880 Speaker 1: a Patreon supporter of the show and enjoy exclusive content 107 00:06:18,920 --> 00:06:21,040 Speaker 1: and other perks, just head on over to Patreon dot 108 00:06:21,080 --> 00:06:23,599 Speaker 1: com slash alchemy this. 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Sorry and thank you Sydney from Canada. 118 00:07:01,360 --> 00:07:06,600 Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, so like gossh it's finally Christmas season. 119 00:07:09,600 --> 00:07:16,280 Speaker 1: Christmas bib bib baby. I know I'm using interrut. I 120 00:07:16,320 --> 00:07:18,960 Speaker 1: know I'm using interrut. Most of the year. But this 121 00:07:19,000 --> 00:07:22,600 Speaker 1: is when I come alive. This is when I feel good, 122 00:07:22,760 --> 00:07:25,040 Speaker 1: you know. And I'm sorry I'm a pain in the ass, 123 00:07:25,320 --> 00:07:30,680 Speaker 1: but but but I'm here, I'm awake, I feel refreshed. Okay, 124 00:07:30,680 --> 00:07:33,840 Speaker 1: I'm gonna get some coffee. Yes, okay, when you go 125 00:07:33,880 --> 00:07:36,680 Speaker 1: get us some coffee, keep your eyes peeled, because there's 126 00:07:36,720 --> 00:07:46,560 Speaker 1: something very special in don't. I don't, Tom, what is it? Well? 127 00:07:46,720 --> 00:07:48,840 Speaker 1: I was packing up the skins of the of the 128 00:07:48,880 --> 00:07:53,360 Speaker 1: Advent calenders and uh, I don't. I don't know which 129 00:07:53,400 --> 00:07:58,360 Speaker 1: one it is, but one of them doesn't have chocolate inside. 130 00:07:59,040 --> 00:08:01,640 Speaker 1: Wait a minute, you telling me, you're telling me that 131 00:08:01,760 --> 00:08:03,680 Speaker 1: somebody came through an ate all the chocolate out of 132 00:08:03,720 --> 00:08:06,720 Speaker 1: one of the Advent calendars before before I'm just gonna 133 00:08:06,800 --> 00:08:10,000 Speaker 1: be honest. I ate all of it. I eat all 134 00:08:10,040 --> 00:08:12,760 Speaker 1: the chocolate. But here's the thing I didn't do. What 135 00:08:12,920 --> 00:08:16,040 Speaker 1: happened next? Wait? Wait, hang on a second. You came 136 00:08:16,040 --> 00:08:18,640 Speaker 1: here a confessor crime. No, I didn't mean. I didn't 137 00:08:18,640 --> 00:08:25,240 Speaker 1: want to confess. It's okay, it's okay, it's okay. Mr Mustapholes. 138 00:08:25,320 --> 00:08:28,080 Speaker 1: Here is just seems anty about something. I don't know 139 00:08:28,080 --> 00:08:30,600 Speaker 1: why it seems so anty. Well, here's the problem. On 140 00:08:30,760 --> 00:08:36,480 Speaker 1: the security camera footage, I caught Mr Mustapes he pooped 141 00:08:36,600 --> 00:08:42,360 Speaker 1: inside of each one of the Edvent calendar boxes. Hold 142 00:08:42,480 --> 00:08:49,280 Speaker 1: on a second, it was gonna happen. And you're telling 143 00:08:49,320 --> 00:08:51,199 Speaker 1: me that you ate all the chocolate out of one 144 00:08:51,200 --> 00:08:55,280 Speaker 1: of the calendars. And then my sainted cat Mr Mustapholz, 145 00:08:55,559 --> 00:08:59,240 Speaker 1: who has been here in this Christmas warehouse longer than 146 00:08:59,320 --> 00:09:03,319 Speaker 1: you have been a live that he went through and 147 00:09:03,480 --> 00:09:10,080 Speaker 1: out of what spike some sort of practical joke. I 148 00:09:10,200 --> 00:09:12,560 Speaker 1: put sand in it because I thought we would just 149 00:09:12,600 --> 00:09:14,640 Speaker 1: send it out and there'd be some sand in there. 150 00:09:14,640 --> 00:09:17,320 Speaker 1: And I think he thought the sand with little plenty 151 00:09:17,400 --> 00:09:23,120 Speaker 1: kiddie boxes. What the funk is this? It's a it's 152 00:09:23,120 --> 00:09:28,560 Speaker 1: an Advent calendar. So you open up. Oh god, you're 153 00:09:28,600 --> 00:09:32,319 Speaker 1: getting back to your pre Christmas well you know what attitude? 154 00:09:32,640 --> 00:09:38,959 Speaker 1: You know what? Of course? Actually no, no, this makes sense. 155 00:09:39,120 --> 00:09:41,800 Speaker 1: You know. I bought peppermint creamer for our coffee baby, 156 00:09:41,960 --> 00:09:45,719 Speaker 1: peppermint creamer. Thank you. I love that, Thank you? And 157 00:09:45,760 --> 00:09:48,439 Speaker 1: then what did you do? I got an Advent calendar 158 00:09:49,000 --> 00:09:51,800 Speaker 1: and it has little pieces of chocolate so you can 159 00:09:51,840 --> 00:09:56,400 Speaker 1: have a sweet treat every day, but they're wrapped up 160 00:09:56,440 --> 00:09:58,000 Speaker 1: in different things, you know, Like one of them is 161 00:09:58,000 --> 00:10:00,079 Speaker 1: going to be the shape of a candcane, run is 162 00:10:00,080 --> 00:10:01,520 Speaker 1: gonna be the ship of the tree. One of those 163 00:10:01,520 --> 00:10:04,560 Speaker 1: of the stalking well, I had the one that was 164 00:10:04,600 --> 00:10:10,320 Speaker 1: in the shape of an ornament. Mmmm, lucky, lucky guy. 165 00:10:10,400 --> 00:10:17,040 Speaker 1: That means I get tomorrows it? So so tom Here 166 00:10:17,080 --> 00:10:21,600 Speaker 1: here's the here's the problem is this had better be good. 167 00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:25,920 Speaker 1: There's only one bad chocolate. There's only one bad Advent 168 00:10:26,040 --> 00:10:30,120 Speaker 1: calendar and a whole skin of a hundred other ones. Yeah, well, 169 00:10:30,160 --> 00:10:32,840 Speaker 1: please tell me that you took that advent calendar and 170 00:10:33,040 --> 00:10:36,880 Speaker 1: threw it away. No, it got shipped. We got shipped. 171 00:10:37,200 --> 00:10:41,640 Speaker 1: That ship I got shipped. But it's just one. Probably 172 00:10:42,120 --> 00:10:46,719 Speaker 1: most people don't even eat the Advent calendar most Awfully's 173 00:10:46,960 --> 00:10:54,640 Speaker 1: we heard that you're ship calendar cat, so clever? Yes, 174 00:10:54,760 --> 00:10:59,040 Speaker 1: I did rum tum tuggeropolis. Is it true that you 175 00:10:59,160 --> 00:11:02,360 Speaker 1: not only ship you also then rewrapped the ships in 176 00:11:02,440 --> 00:11:06,880 Speaker 1: the appropriate packaging? Look, if you're a cat pulling a prank, 177 00:11:06,920 --> 00:11:13,160 Speaker 1: you've got to do it right. And first of all, 178 00:11:13,200 --> 00:11:17,160 Speaker 1: to come up with twenty five ships and at such 179 00:11:17,200 --> 00:11:20,079 Speaker 1: a limited time frame and be able to shape those 180 00:11:20,080 --> 00:11:26,400 Speaker 1: ships into the formfitting shapes of the of the Avan calendar. 181 00:11:26,520 --> 00:11:30,080 Speaker 1: It was a challenge. Believes you don't have a problem 182 00:11:30,120 --> 00:11:36,120 Speaker 1: with Christmas? Do you Christmas? Why? It's my favorite holiday? Well, 183 00:11:36,160 --> 00:11:39,480 Speaker 1: it just seems like a, you know, not a very 184 00:11:39,600 --> 00:11:43,440 Speaker 1: Christmas thing to do. Well, I thought it was brilliant 185 00:11:43,440 --> 00:11:46,200 Speaker 1: and I want to get on it too. I'm gonna 186 00:11:46,240 --> 00:11:48,360 Speaker 1: start pooping in shapes and put them in a van 187 00:11:48,400 --> 00:11:51,720 Speaker 1: calendars myself. We can make a whole business out of this. Mystopolies, Well, 188 00:11:51,760 --> 00:11:54,720 Speaker 1: come to the Avan counter warehouse that I work at. 189 00:11:55,480 --> 00:12:01,840 Speaker 1: Shell You know what, why don't we just skipped to today, 190 00:12:02,080 --> 00:12:04,440 Speaker 1: I mean skipped it tomorrow. Why don't you open the 191 00:12:04,440 --> 00:12:09,200 Speaker 1: next one and until tomorrow? That's not how it works. 192 00:12:09,559 --> 00:12:11,720 Speaker 1: I love that you want to share, and I can't 193 00:12:11,720 --> 00:12:18,800 Speaker 1: wait to have mine tomorrow. Did you know how how 194 00:12:18,840 --> 00:12:21,600 Speaker 1: do I put this? I don't know how. I know 195 00:12:21,800 --> 00:12:29,559 Speaker 1: because I've never eaten. It's not you know what. I'm 196 00:12:29,559 --> 00:12:34,040 Speaker 1: going for a walk, please, babe. I took the whole 197 00:12:34,080 --> 00:12:36,960 Speaker 1: month off of work so that we could celebrate every 198 00:12:37,040 --> 00:12:42,000 Speaker 1: day until Christmas, and today's our gingerbread house making day. 199 00:12:42,640 --> 00:12:46,120 Speaker 1: I know I'm gonna be with you. I took the 200 00:12:46,200 --> 00:12:51,920 Speaker 1: whole month off of work. Damn it ed yesterday? Yesterday 201 00:12:52,080 --> 00:12:55,719 Speaker 1: it was the advent calendar. What what the hell am 202 00:12:55,720 --> 00:13:00,640 Speaker 1: I hearing about a gingerbread house days off? At least 203 00:13:00,640 --> 00:13:03,040 Speaker 1: you are such a good cat. You are such a 204 00:13:03,200 --> 00:13:06,120 Speaker 1: You are such a good little cat, never causing any 205 00:13:06,160 --> 00:13:10,880 Speaker 1: trouble like Ed does. I don't know anything about Okay, 206 00:13:10,880 --> 00:13:13,439 Speaker 1: I'll tell the truth. I eat a gingerbread house, but 207 00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:16,800 Speaker 1: I didn't do anything else. What happened? You ate one 208 00:13:16,840 --> 00:13:20,240 Speaker 1: of the gingerbread house, just one. It wasn't builter anything. 209 00:13:20,240 --> 00:13:23,199 Speaker 1: It was just the pieces that you would build. I'm hungry. 210 00:13:23,400 --> 00:13:26,840 Speaker 1: We seldom, as kids, a lot of them are built. 211 00:13:27,160 --> 00:13:29,880 Speaker 1: So you're telling me, look, at least tell me that 212 00:13:29,960 --> 00:13:32,960 Speaker 1: you took the empty box and threw it away. No, 213 00:13:33,080 --> 00:13:35,280 Speaker 1: I think it will we do? Is we just put 214 00:13:35,360 --> 00:13:38,440 Speaker 1: the box back in and somebody would have no gingerbread house. 215 00:13:38,480 --> 00:13:40,160 Speaker 1: They bring it back to the story, get the money back, 216 00:13:40,200 --> 00:13:43,880 Speaker 1: not a big oh for God's sake. So in the 217 00:13:43,880 --> 00:13:47,600 Speaker 1: past two days you've shipped an empty gingerbread house box? 218 00:13:48,040 --> 00:13:49,840 Speaker 1: What what is it? Missed? The must off? At least? 219 00:13:49,840 --> 00:13:53,600 Speaker 1: What what is it? Rum tum tugger? You know, I 220 00:13:53,679 --> 00:13:55,800 Speaker 1: sometimes get the feeling that hest two were talking to 221 00:13:55,880 --> 00:14:00,640 Speaker 1: each other. Tom oh oh damn Tom. Look this video. 222 00:14:01,400 --> 00:14:10,120 Speaker 1: Look at this video, the security footage. Some kids. Okay, okay, okay, 223 00:14:10,240 --> 00:14:13,960 Speaker 1: it's gingerbread Day. I love gingerbread Day. I love I 224 00:14:13,960 --> 00:14:16,800 Speaker 1: guess maybe I don't know something's wrong with my I 225 00:14:16,800 --> 00:14:22,520 Speaker 1: don't you know what? Shake it off, it, shake it off, 226 00:14:24,240 --> 00:14:27,520 Speaker 1: and let's put on our favorite podcast, the most wonderful 227 00:14:27,560 --> 00:14:31,640 Speaker 1: part of the years. Okay, I'll put that on, and 228 00:14:31,920 --> 00:14:35,720 Speaker 1: let's get to this gingerbread house. What do you say? 229 00:14:36,240 --> 00:14:42,920 Speaker 1: I say, I love you a gingerbread mansion, and I'll 230 00:14:42,920 --> 00:14:45,200 Speaker 1: make a gingerbread shack and we'll pretend that you know, 231 00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:51,120 Speaker 1: you know, like you're rich and I'm poor. It's pretty 232 00:14:51,160 --> 00:14:54,960 Speaker 1: break Yeah. Okay, well I'm gonna open mind up. Now. 233 00:14:55,800 --> 00:15:00,840 Speaker 1: Why don't we make something together? Okay, like a moderately 234 00:15:00,880 --> 00:15:08,040 Speaker 1: sized home, yes, humble home, humble home, okay, two bedrooms 235 00:15:08,040 --> 00:15:12,920 Speaker 1: and bath, nothing too fancy, but also really impeccably decorated. 236 00:15:14,320 --> 00:15:19,840 Speaker 1: Would you look at this? Look it's look at it. 237 00:15:19,920 --> 00:15:28,760 Speaker 1: Get closer, but stand you're always rubbing my nose into 238 00:15:28,840 --> 00:15:33,000 Speaker 1: myne mistakes. I get it. This looks like ship. But 239 00:15:34,720 --> 00:15:36,840 Speaker 1: you know it's our jobs to make it look right, 240 00:15:36,960 --> 00:15:41,560 Speaker 1: and to make it look like a beautiful house. M'ami 241 00:15:43,520 --> 00:15:47,680 Speaker 1: ship in this bad Hold on a second, I want 242 00:15:47,680 --> 00:15:49,840 Speaker 1: to rewind to watch that part again. I can't believe 243 00:15:49,880 --> 00:15:53,240 Speaker 1: he's doing this. Rewind that video, will you just in 244 00:15:53,320 --> 00:15:55,680 Speaker 1: the beginning of that song? Play it again? And I 245 00:15:55,760 --> 00:16:04,160 Speaker 1: think this is the beginning, ma'amies ashtion in every box here? Okay? 246 00:16:04,240 --> 00:16:11,720 Speaker 1: Hip pause? Plus what why rum Tum Tugger is shipping it? 247 00:16:12,560 --> 00:16:16,120 Speaker 1: Mr Mustapholis is just watching the whole you know what? Rewind? 248 00:16:16,280 --> 00:16:18,760 Speaker 1: Rewind pass, rewind back to the beginning of this whole thing. 249 00:16:18,800 --> 00:16:24,280 Speaker 1: I want to see how this this started. All right, No, babe, babe, 250 00:16:24,280 --> 00:16:25,640 Speaker 1: I don't want to take it out on you anymore. 251 00:16:25,720 --> 00:16:29,480 Speaker 1: I don't want to, but I have an idea, hear 252 00:16:29,560 --> 00:16:32,080 Speaker 1: me out. I looked at the back of the box 253 00:16:32,160 --> 00:16:34,880 Speaker 1: of the Advent Calendar, and I looked at the back 254 00:16:34,920 --> 00:16:39,920 Speaker 1: of the box of the Gingerbread House, same distribution company 255 00:16:40,320 --> 00:16:49,680 Speaker 1: right here in China. Okay, let's go there, Okay, okay, 256 00:16:49,920 --> 00:16:55,200 Speaker 1: I just get up. I just feel like i've I've 257 00:16:55,280 --> 00:16:58,560 Speaker 1: messed up. And I know that no, you didn't miss up. 258 00:16:58,800 --> 00:17:01,360 Speaker 1: You didn't miss up. If it's early, it's still early 259 00:17:01,440 --> 00:17:03,280 Speaker 1: on in the season, and we can redo this and 260 00:17:03,360 --> 00:17:06,600 Speaker 1: we can make it right. So let's let's go make 261 00:17:06,640 --> 00:17:10,520 Speaker 1: it right. I I do recognize that it doesn't just 262 00:17:10,600 --> 00:17:12,840 Speaker 1: look like shit. It is, in fact ship. It's just 263 00:17:13,760 --> 00:17:21,360 Speaker 1: we also love Chino, and we love Chino. I love Chino, California. 264 00:17:22,440 --> 00:17:26,040 Speaker 1: I freaking love Chino. They have a jail there, I know, 265 00:17:26,359 --> 00:17:33,800 Speaker 1: and I coffee and coffee. No, Hi, Pau mustafils Hi, Paul, 266 00:17:34,920 --> 00:17:38,600 Speaker 1: our work is brilliant. They're gonna sing these songs and 267 00:17:38,800 --> 00:17:42,639 Speaker 1: change our own personal songs to reflect our recent activity. 268 00:17:43,520 --> 00:17:46,000 Speaker 1: Oh well, I never was there ever a count so 269 00:17:46,240 --> 00:17:50,040 Speaker 1: clever as magical. Mr Mustaff. That really isn't Thank you 270 00:17:50,119 --> 00:17:51,800 Speaker 1: for turning me on to this. This has been the 271 00:17:51,840 --> 00:17:55,520 Speaker 1: best day of my nine lives. You're welcome, rum tub 272 00:17:55,560 --> 00:18:05,840 Speaker 1: Tugger changing Changing Christmas is a factory. We don't people 273 00:18:06,480 --> 00:18:13,040 Speaker 1: just coming. Look, it's a little Jellico cat, Sweet Sweet 274 00:18:13,920 --> 00:18:19,639 Speaker 1: who owns this place? Tom? Tom Cat seems to have 275 00:18:19,760 --> 00:18:25,560 Speaker 1: heard it's funny. He's like I swear he speaks English. Okay, 276 00:18:25,760 --> 00:18:33,560 Speaker 1: where's Tom now? Tom doesn't usually take unexpected visitors. Who 277 00:18:33,800 --> 00:18:39,159 Speaker 1: is it though? But who? We don't know that? What 278 00:18:39,200 --> 00:18:40,719 Speaker 1: are you doing in here? How did you get in here? 279 00:18:40,760 --> 00:18:44,080 Speaker 1: I don't normally take unexpected visitors? How did you get past? 280 00:18:44,760 --> 00:18:46,879 Speaker 1: I just pushed past him. Don't look at that doodle? 281 00:18:47,119 --> 00:18:51,200 Speaker 1: Is this your Is this your advent calendar? Wait? Wait, no, no, no, 282 00:18:51,320 --> 00:18:53,560 Speaker 1: flip the advent calendar over. I want to see the doodle? 283 00:18:54,640 --> 00:18:59,080 Speaker 1: Did you doodle on the Advent calendar? For God's sake? Kid, 284 00:18:59,240 --> 00:19:01,240 Speaker 1: you don't know the day I've had. You don't know 285 00:19:01,320 --> 00:19:03,400 Speaker 1: the week I've had. You don't know the month I've had. 286 00:19:03,600 --> 00:19:07,639 Speaker 1: Christmas is the worst fucking time of year. Everything about what? 287 00:19:08,320 --> 00:19:11,440 Speaker 1: Don't say that what's gonna happen? If I say that 288 00:19:12,440 --> 00:19:18,200 Speaker 1: Christmas is the worst time of year, that something bad's 289 00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:20,560 Speaker 1: gonna happen. You know what. I don't have time for this. 290 00:19:20,840 --> 00:19:23,000 Speaker 1: I got, I got, I got, I got, I got. 291 00:19:23,080 --> 00:19:25,240 Speaker 1: Their heads shipping in the boxes, and the cats are 292 00:19:25,240 --> 00:19:27,280 Speaker 1: shipping in the boxes and edd shipping them off. People 293 00:19:27,320 --> 00:19:31,000 Speaker 1: are doodling all over hard make people are doodling all over. 294 00:19:32,119 --> 00:19:39,879 Speaker 1: Hold what your cat is just trying to enjoy? Its communicating. 295 00:19:39,960 --> 00:19:47,600 Speaker 1: It's communicating unic Wait what you talk? He can't talk. 296 00:19:48,400 --> 00:19:50,600 Speaker 1: It's the most magical time of the year. Maybe it 297 00:19:50,680 --> 00:19:56,120 Speaker 1: can Tom I'm sorry, but there's some people that pay 298 00:19:56,160 --> 00:19:59,720 Speaker 1: a lot of money for coffee beans that cats crep out. 299 00:20:00,520 --> 00:20:06,960 Speaker 1: Maybe this is just a delicacy, these chuckling cat craps. 300 00:20:10,720 --> 00:20:14,840 Speaker 1: So you're telling me, Tom Thomas Thomas Stearns Elliott that 301 00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:21,719 Speaker 1: after after losing this uh this warehouse, yeah Christmas items, 302 00:20:22,359 --> 00:20:25,280 Speaker 1: after losing that business, you wrote a series of poems. 303 00:20:25,680 --> 00:20:29,600 Speaker 1: Here's the thing. I didn't even write the poems. All 304 00:20:29,720 --> 00:20:32,720 Speaker 1: the neighborhood cats came over. Miss the Mustapholis and rump 305 00:20:32,800 --> 00:20:35,840 Speaker 1: Tom Tugger were at the place. But I'm talking all 306 00:20:35,920 --> 00:20:39,480 Speaker 1: of the jellical cats were there. Okay, that's that's fucking crazy. 307 00:20:39,560 --> 00:20:41,800 Speaker 1: They're good poems, like you don't have to make up 308 00:20:41,800 --> 00:20:45,040 Speaker 1: a bullshit It's not a bullshit story. I said, Christmas 309 00:20:45,119 --> 00:20:47,159 Speaker 1: is the worst fucking time of year. And then the 310 00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:51,440 Speaker 1: cats all started talking to me simultaneously. Look, Elliott, I'm 311 00:20:51,480 --> 00:20:54,679 Speaker 1: publishing your poems, okay, with the funk out of my office. 312 00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:57,040 Speaker 1: Oh okay, Well that this went better than I thought 313 00:20:57,040 --> 00:21:07,440 Speaker 1: it would. C Two from patri v I P Crispy Ai, 314 00:21:07,560 --> 00:21:10,119 Speaker 1: who wrote still Madly in Love with you All. My 315 00:21:10,280 --> 00:21:15,680 Speaker 1: scene suggestion is MTV presents you just got deeked. Oh 316 00:21:17,720 --> 00:21:21,240 Speaker 1: um uh, Deek, if you'd step into my office and 317 00:21:21,359 --> 00:21:24,360 Speaker 1: take a seat in that leather well, it doesn't matter 318 00:21:24,400 --> 00:21:26,520 Speaker 1: what kind of chair it is, but be careful because 319 00:21:26,560 --> 00:21:32,480 Speaker 1: it is a leather chair. Deek, if you wouldn't mind 320 00:21:32,600 --> 00:21:39,159 Speaker 1: just stepping on over there, you just got deep. I 321 00:21:39,359 --> 00:21:42,960 Speaker 1: just told you that's a leather chair. Hey man, you can't. 322 00:21:43,160 --> 00:21:44,840 Speaker 1: You can put Deak in a chair, but you can't 323 00:21:44,880 --> 00:21:50,200 Speaker 1: take Deec out a deek. What the You're going to 324 00:21:50,280 --> 00:21:55,720 Speaker 1: be suspended? What You're gonna be suspended from school? Maybe 325 00:21:56,080 --> 00:22:01,800 Speaker 1: that'll d You can suspend Deep from Hell, yeah, I can't. 326 00:22:01,840 --> 00:22:04,600 Speaker 1: I was a principal of this school. You can take 327 00:22:04,720 --> 00:22:06,720 Speaker 1: Deec out of the school, but you can't take Deec 328 00:22:06,760 --> 00:22:08,880 Speaker 1: out of dec I'm gonna prove you wrong, sir. You're 329 00:22:08,880 --> 00:22:14,959 Speaker 1: gonna see Deek have a seat in any chair you'd like. Now, 330 00:22:15,040 --> 00:22:17,479 Speaker 1: as you know, I'm the superintendent of the school district. 331 00:22:17,960 --> 00:22:23,840 Speaker 1: As you also know, we have c C cameras, and 332 00:22:23,960 --> 00:22:27,879 Speaker 1: as you probably also also know, I watch every minute 333 00:22:28,240 --> 00:22:30,480 Speaker 1: of the footage of every camera we have. That's a 334 00:22:30,520 --> 00:22:34,359 Speaker 1: lot of footage. Yeah. Now, what you might not know 335 00:22:35,200 --> 00:22:38,520 Speaker 1: is I've got a son. I didn't know. And what 336 00:22:38,680 --> 00:22:40,560 Speaker 1: you also might not know is my son has an 337 00:22:40,600 --> 00:22:46,200 Speaker 1: internship at the Music Television Network. And what you also 338 00:22:46,440 --> 00:22:48,680 Speaker 1: might not know based on the information I've told you 339 00:22:48,840 --> 00:22:51,720 Speaker 1: right now, is that he's in a position to climb 340 00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:55,240 Speaker 1: the ladder. WHOA, this is a lot to digest. But 341 00:22:55,400 --> 00:22:58,280 Speaker 1: what I'm telling you is I passed him your footage 342 00:22:58,280 --> 00:23:01,920 Speaker 1: of you, deacon out. That's what I've been calling doubt. 343 00:23:01,920 --> 00:23:04,600 Speaker 1: Are you serious right now? You're asking me for a favor? 344 00:23:05,240 --> 00:23:07,840 Speaker 1: Please just do me this one favor. You've been so 345 00:23:08,160 --> 00:23:11,960 Speaker 1: absent my whole fucking life so I could buy you stuff. 346 00:23:12,119 --> 00:23:15,800 Speaker 1: I owe you nothing, nothing. Just take a look at it. 347 00:23:15,840 --> 00:23:17,639 Speaker 1: I'll never ask you for another thing ever again. I 348 00:23:17,760 --> 00:23:21,119 Speaker 1: try to hang out with you. You're watching CCTV. I 349 00:23:21,200 --> 00:23:23,800 Speaker 1: try to hang out with you. You're watching more footage 350 00:23:23,840 --> 00:23:26,560 Speaker 1: from your own personal security cameras set up in your school. 351 00:23:26,880 --> 00:23:30,520 Speaker 1: You're a sick man who loves watching kids in a 352 00:23:30,640 --> 00:23:35,200 Speaker 1: teenage do absolutely nothing. Let's get real, nothing is ever 353 00:23:35,359 --> 00:23:42,080 Speaker 1: happening in your school. It's boring. You're boring, all right. Well, 354 00:23:42,200 --> 00:23:45,680 Speaker 1: I'm so I just took that out like no, I'm 355 00:23:45,720 --> 00:23:49,720 Speaker 1: glad everything just came out at me of me at once. Wow, 356 00:23:49,840 --> 00:23:56,040 Speaker 1: this does a complicated relationships, superintend. Yeah, that's pretty rough, 357 00:23:57,400 --> 00:24:01,800 Speaker 1: but we learned a lot about each other afternoon that 358 00:24:01,880 --> 00:24:05,159 Speaker 1: I just told you about. And let's short of it 359 00:24:05,320 --> 00:24:09,480 Speaker 1: is he wants to take you to the network. What. 360 00:24:09,880 --> 00:24:13,639 Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, that's what I've dreamed of. Well, your 361 00:24:13,680 --> 00:24:18,240 Speaker 1: dreams come true, thanks, superintend. I'm going to prove your 362 00:24:18,400 --> 00:24:23,119 Speaker 1: confidence well placed. There's a black uber outside waiting for you. 363 00:24:25,800 --> 00:24:29,040 Speaker 1: All right, executives, what I want now is fresh pitches 364 00:24:29,119 --> 00:24:32,200 Speaker 1: because we have three time slots that are open for 365 00:24:32,359 --> 00:24:35,320 Speaker 1: fresh shows. And they can be reality or they can 366 00:24:35,400 --> 00:24:38,439 Speaker 1: be scripted, but I am going to request that they 367 00:24:38,480 --> 00:24:43,280 Speaker 1: do have to do with the father son relationship. What 368 00:24:43,440 --> 00:24:48,960 Speaker 1: if we uh, what if we uh reunite the Buggles? Oh? 369 00:24:49,119 --> 00:24:51,719 Speaker 1: I like I like the Buggles. That was my idea. 370 00:24:52,119 --> 00:24:55,480 Speaker 1: The first video was the video Killed the Radio Star 371 00:24:55,640 --> 00:24:58,959 Speaker 1: by the Buggles because we were we were twenty four 372 00:24:59,160 --> 00:25:04,399 Speaker 1: seven music music videos? Remember that? Yeah? Why don't we 373 00:25:04,480 --> 00:25:08,520 Speaker 1: go back to be in music videos? I ken't bringing 374 00:25:08,560 --> 00:25:12,040 Speaker 1: this up. Why don't we do it? Um? I don't 375 00:25:12,080 --> 00:25:17,280 Speaker 1: remember that. I wasn't born yet, but uh, you know, 376 00:25:17,359 --> 00:25:21,719 Speaker 1: you guys are here, you're tenured. Yeah, we can't be fired. 377 00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:26,399 Speaker 1: That's right, MTV can't fire us. More pitch, you know, 378 00:25:26,520 --> 00:25:28,680 Speaker 1: I'll take it as one pitch, and it's not guaranteed 379 00:25:28,680 --> 00:25:30,360 Speaker 1: to be in one of the three times, but I'm 380 00:25:30,359 --> 00:25:32,840 Speaker 1: gonna I'm gonna take that pitch and I'm but we 381 00:25:32,960 --> 00:25:34,959 Speaker 1: need to get a pitch in a time slot, right, 382 00:25:35,080 --> 00:25:38,040 Speaker 1: So we get to pitch and then we decide whether 383 00:25:38,080 --> 00:25:40,280 Speaker 1: it's going to go into into a time soon. And again, 384 00:25:40,359 --> 00:25:43,199 Speaker 1: I'm really into the father's son dynamic thing right now. 385 00:25:43,440 --> 00:25:47,240 Speaker 1: That's what I had a threesome with Martha Quinn and J. J. Jackson. Wow, 386 00:25:47,359 --> 00:25:49,320 Speaker 1: well that's not father son, but I would like to 387 00:25:49,400 --> 00:25:52,320 Speaker 1: hear about that. So let me get this straight. Deek, 388 00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:55,120 Speaker 1: when I drop you off in front of this studio, 389 00:25:55,600 --> 00:25:58,360 Speaker 1: you're gonna go in there and pitch yourself unannounced. That's 390 00:25:58,400 --> 00:26:02,440 Speaker 1: so crazy. Yeah, I know, right, but it's on BRANFORDY. 391 00:26:03,760 --> 00:26:06,760 Speaker 1: Can I put something on your way out of my car? Yes? Sure, dude. 392 00:26:07,280 --> 00:26:12,000 Speaker 1: What if you ended every gag by saying suck my deek, Sue, 393 00:26:12,760 --> 00:26:15,920 Speaker 1: that's a fresh stake. I'll do it all right, seeing 394 00:26:15,960 --> 00:26:21,800 Speaker 1: good luck. So, back when I used to do the MTV, 395 00:26:22,040 --> 00:26:26,960 Speaker 1: we had these VJs yeah, they'd report news. What if 396 00:26:27,040 --> 00:26:32,360 Speaker 1: there was a father's son news team for music news? Yeah, 397 00:26:32,400 --> 00:26:35,680 Speaker 1: oh that sounds good. We could have music videos all 398 00:26:35,840 --> 00:26:40,840 Speaker 1: delivered by fathers and sons. Kurt Odor and his dad. Yeah, 399 00:26:42,080 --> 00:26:47,480 Speaker 1: Kennedy and John f I don't think they're actually related. 400 00:26:47,720 --> 00:26:50,760 Speaker 1: Get out? Really? Wait, I need to have a dad 401 00:26:50,840 --> 00:26:56,600 Speaker 1: on my show. Okay, you mean you don't. Again, we're 402 00:26:56,760 --> 00:26:59,800 Speaker 1: hearing pitches and we're not guaranteeing you a show at all. Well, my, 403 00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:02,200 Speaker 1: are you telling you what's gonna you know, go? Well 404 00:27:02,280 --> 00:27:04,480 Speaker 1: in this in this boardroom right now? How did he 405 00:27:04,560 --> 00:27:07,560 Speaker 1: even get in here? This young man just stormed in 406 00:27:07,840 --> 00:27:12,600 Speaker 1: from an uber black Look, man, I guess who just skills? Also, 407 00:27:12,720 --> 00:27:16,800 Speaker 1: my dad is Matt Penfield. I'm deep pild Wait what 408 00:27:21,760 --> 00:27:27,560 Speaker 1: you guys gotta put me on your network? Suck my deek? Good, 409 00:27:27,800 --> 00:27:33,440 Speaker 1: that's not a bad phrase. Interesting? What if, um, any 410 00:27:33,520 --> 00:27:37,760 Speaker 1: time someone says a number, for example, someone says at 411 00:27:37,800 --> 00:27:40,880 Speaker 1: the Deli number sixty one, And anytime someone says a number, 412 00:27:40,880 --> 00:27:44,320 Speaker 1: you say deeks in your mouth? What about that? I mean, 413 00:27:44,400 --> 00:27:46,639 Speaker 1: I think that's Bob Dylan's thing, but I'll try it. 414 00:27:48,560 --> 00:27:52,600 Speaker 1: Is that Bob Dylan's thing? I'm so young. I know 415 00:27:52,880 --> 00:27:55,200 Speaker 1: who he is, like, I know that that name exists, 416 00:27:55,240 --> 00:27:58,640 Speaker 1: but I don't know anything about him any number though. 417 00:27:58,720 --> 00:28:01,040 Speaker 1: That does seem like because people say the word to 418 00:28:01,520 --> 00:28:04,480 Speaker 1: a lot, like people saying umbers a lot. That's two 419 00:28:04,520 --> 00:28:07,119 Speaker 1: deeks in your mouth. But what if they're using t 420 00:28:07,440 --> 00:28:10,960 Speaker 1: O O or t oh I'm going to die in 421 00:28:11,040 --> 00:28:14,400 Speaker 1: your mouth? No, I was t O was the use 422 00:28:14,520 --> 00:28:17,760 Speaker 1: I was making there. I had to clarify bell you 423 00:28:17,920 --> 00:28:22,040 Speaker 1: the shot. This guy's wanted to do everything. I like him. 424 00:28:23,160 --> 00:28:25,960 Speaker 1: I don't even know what Deacon is. Yeah, I wasn't 425 00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:28,639 Speaker 1: gonna say it, but I'm not sure what a deak is. 426 00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:34,080 Speaker 1: Does it matter? I say it with confidence, but I 427 00:28:34,240 --> 00:28:40,800 Speaker 1: blame Cribs for this. Don't blame Cribs. Don't get down 428 00:28:40,920 --> 00:28:46,040 Speaker 1: hill since Cribs, Cribs was was was, Cribs was right odd. 429 00:28:46,280 --> 00:28:50,240 Speaker 1: We got to see the inside of their houses. Son Um, 430 00:28:50,520 --> 00:28:56,880 Speaker 1: thank you for coming to my super intendant's office. I 431 00:28:56,960 --> 00:29:00,520 Speaker 1: just want to say, I'm really proud of you. I'm 432 00:29:00,560 --> 00:29:04,840 Speaker 1: really proud of you. Wow, I am. I didn't think 433 00:29:04,880 --> 00:29:06,800 Speaker 1: that it would matter to hear that from you, because 434 00:29:07,120 --> 00:29:12,600 Speaker 1: in my mind, you're kind of already debt. But it 435 00:29:12,760 --> 00:29:15,680 Speaker 1: hit it hit. It hit hard and strong. Thank you. 436 00:29:16,400 --> 00:29:21,760 Speaker 1: It's been six years since I've been at this job, 437 00:29:22,680 --> 00:29:30,360 Speaker 1: and three of those years then they were formative for me. Yeah. 438 00:29:31,880 --> 00:29:33,520 Speaker 1: I was kind of hoping Deek would have been here 439 00:29:33,600 --> 00:29:35,560 Speaker 1: to say something about the numbers. I just said, but 440 00:29:35,640 --> 00:29:37,440 Speaker 1: I guess we're not shooting, we're not filming now, we're 441 00:29:37,480 --> 00:29:41,400 Speaker 1: not feeling. Can I just say I actually really enjoyed 442 00:29:41,480 --> 00:29:44,200 Speaker 1: Deek and I was hesitant to do anything that you 443 00:29:44,280 --> 00:29:47,400 Speaker 1: brought to the table just because I resent you. But 444 00:29:47,720 --> 00:29:52,320 Speaker 1: he he is a flavor that we need in the 445 00:29:52,440 --> 00:29:54,960 Speaker 1: palette of MTV. Right now, He's hit and I knew it. 446 00:29:55,320 --> 00:29:57,440 Speaker 1: I knew it because I watched hours and hours of 447 00:29:57,520 --> 00:30:01,800 Speaker 1: teenagers walking through the halls, you know, doing stuff. Hey, 448 00:30:01,840 --> 00:30:04,320 Speaker 1: it's your point deep, I'm here on Deep. My ride 449 00:30:04,360 --> 00:30:08,880 Speaker 1: with the Buggles, Hey, Buggles has to going. We're not 450 00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:13,239 Speaker 1: sure what's happening here. Well, you know, you guys had 451 00:30:13,280 --> 00:30:17,360 Speaker 1: the first video on whatever this thing is that I'm on, Right, Yeah, 452 00:30:17,440 --> 00:30:21,200 Speaker 1: that's what I thought was about four years ago around 453 00:30:22,640 --> 00:30:30,880 Speaker 1: what did he say? You said a number? Right? Yes? 454 00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:37,040 Speaker 1: I said, all right, this is some sort of prank. 455 00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:39,560 Speaker 1: It was just like, is this like one of those 456 00:30:39,600 --> 00:30:42,800 Speaker 1: prank shows on MTV. Isn't that a frank show. It's 457 00:30:42,840 --> 00:30:44,800 Speaker 1: a straight up show where I pimp out some rides 458 00:30:44,840 --> 00:30:49,280 Speaker 1: and and talked to celebrities from film and television, Like you, 459 00:30:49,400 --> 00:30:53,960 Speaker 1: guys the Buggles. Haven't they already done that like fifteen times? 460 00:30:59,040 --> 00:31:03,200 Speaker 1: I'm love. Welcome to the MTV Music Video Awards. Everybody 461 00:31:03,320 --> 00:31:13,640 Speaker 1: beg so, okay, we're only giving one award away. We're 462 00:31:13,680 --> 00:31:17,560 Speaker 1: only giving a single award away tonight, and it's just 463 00:31:17,720 --> 00:31:21,240 Speaker 1: for the best of MTV. We got rid of all 464 00:31:21,240 --> 00:31:24,200 Speaker 1: the other categories. This is it best of the categories? 465 00:31:24,760 --> 00:31:32,440 Speaker 1: And the nominees are you got deeked with de um? 466 00:31:34,080 --> 00:31:37,520 Speaker 1: Help me out here, I need my reading. Sorry, guys, 467 00:31:37,760 --> 00:31:47,720 Speaker 1: this guy is so having so much fun. Mr. Yeah, 468 00:31:47,760 --> 00:31:51,080 Speaker 1: he used to do. Can we just turn this off? 469 00:31:51,280 --> 00:31:53,000 Speaker 1: We don't have to sit here and watch this ship, 470 00:31:53,120 --> 00:31:57,480 Speaker 1: do we? Oh? I guess we're sitting in the audience, 471 00:31:57,560 --> 00:32:04,160 Speaker 1: aren't we. Well, we're hearing this balcony. Yeah, but we 472 00:32:04,320 --> 00:32:06,440 Speaker 1: are kind of like we got the power to turn 473 00:32:06,520 --> 00:32:10,160 Speaker 1: this shift up, don't we? Bro bring back Carson Daily 474 00:32:14,040 --> 00:32:16,720 Speaker 1: well and everybody, I'm so excited. I wanted this to 475 00:32:17,840 --> 00:32:20,479 Speaker 1: be so much to be thank you to superintendent who 476 00:32:20,560 --> 00:32:23,520 Speaker 1: took a chance on a deek with a dream. Deeps 477 00:32:23,560 --> 00:32:26,360 Speaker 1: in your mouth, sir, deeps in your mouth. I'd like 478 00:32:26,480 --> 00:32:29,800 Speaker 1: to thank my producers at MTV Statler Waldorf, Waldorf, to 479 00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:32,560 Speaker 1: you guys right here someways right, Hey, guys, what's up? 480 00:32:34,440 --> 00:32:37,800 Speaker 1: When it was music videos? And Uh, to my dad 481 00:32:37,880 --> 00:32:41,560 Speaker 1: Matt Penfield, thanks for instilling a love Pixies in me 482 00:32:41,680 --> 00:32:44,840 Speaker 1: that I forgot about when I got my stick. And uh, 483 00:32:45,160 --> 00:32:47,280 Speaker 1: to all the dreamers out there, to all the kids 484 00:32:47,560 --> 00:32:51,640 Speaker 1: who have a dream, who have a catch phrase, deep 485 00:32:51,680 --> 00:32:56,160 Speaker 1: come into my office. Uh, do you have a problem 486 00:32:56,240 --> 00:33:01,400 Speaker 1: with me? I don't prom with you because I brought 487 00:33:01,480 --> 00:33:08,160 Speaker 1: you into Music Television Network and I got you all 488 00:33:08,200 --> 00:33:11,719 Speaker 1: of these shows, and yet you win the MTV Award, 489 00:33:12,040 --> 00:33:15,520 Speaker 1: the only one. You don't think me. You thinked a 490 00:33:15,560 --> 00:33:19,080 Speaker 1: lot of people, Deek, but you didn't think me. I 491 00:33:19,240 --> 00:33:21,000 Speaker 1: just got caught up in the moment. I didn't have 492 00:33:21,080 --> 00:33:23,200 Speaker 1: my reading glasses so I couldn't read the lists, so 493 00:33:23,360 --> 00:33:28,120 Speaker 1: I kind of started. I didn't mean any disrespect. I 494 00:33:28,480 --> 00:33:33,840 Speaker 1: humbly apologize. Dee in your mouth. You apologize with the 495 00:33:33,920 --> 00:33:37,000 Speaker 1: deak in my mouth? Just my thing. I don't even 496 00:33:37,080 --> 00:33:40,480 Speaker 1: know how to talk anymore. I don't know if I 497 00:33:40,560 --> 00:33:43,760 Speaker 1: can have you on this show. Man. You're deteriorating in 498 00:33:43,840 --> 00:33:47,920 Speaker 1: a big way. Your personality is getting really funky. You're 499 00:33:47,960 --> 00:33:53,640 Speaker 1: not remembering really important people, and that verbal issue is 500 00:33:54,520 --> 00:33:59,280 Speaker 1: just that. Did I just get deeked? I I don't know, man, 501 00:33:59,400 --> 00:34:01,680 Speaker 1: because I feel like you've taken the word and you've 502 00:34:02,640 --> 00:34:07,800 Speaker 1: you've really expanded. Do do do MTV news? This just 503 00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:12,360 Speaker 1: in everybody. Deek has been officially deeked out of his mind. 504 00:34:12,719 --> 00:34:20,360 Speaker 1: That means son he has I'm sorry interrupt you go ahead, 505 00:34:21,560 --> 00:34:24,120 Speaker 1: this is great. Uh yeah, that's all. That was that 506 00:34:24,320 --> 00:34:33,319 Speaker 1: now to you, dad, And that's our second. C three 507 00:34:33,640 --> 00:34:38,560 Speaker 1: is from listening Ratio Bourbon would be good though, who 508 00:34:38,640 --> 00:34:42,680 Speaker 1: wrote love the podcast scene suggestion the Tortoise and the 509 00:34:42,800 --> 00:34:46,680 Speaker 1: hair at their high school reunion. Thanks God, bless you 510 00:34:46,840 --> 00:34:52,640 Speaker 1: funny people. I'm sorry I don't recognize you. You look 511 00:34:52,800 --> 00:34:57,399 Speaker 1: so much different now, alright, can you can you open 512 00:34:57,440 --> 00:35:00,480 Speaker 1: your jacket so I can see your name tag? You're 513 00:35:00,520 --> 00:35:03,160 Speaker 1: supposed to put your jacket on the outside of your 514 00:35:03,239 --> 00:35:06,000 Speaker 1: name tag. I feel like this is a power move 515 00:35:06,160 --> 00:35:10,439 Speaker 1: on your part, but here, no, that's not a power move. 516 00:35:10,640 --> 00:35:18,160 Speaker 1: Just because you were rivals. Oh is that you, Dave Hair? 517 00:35:20,920 --> 00:35:26,279 Speaker 1: It has been you. I thought it might have been. 518 00:35:26,480 --> 00:35:32,440 Speaker 1: But sorry, I'm a little slow. I mean, not that slow. No, 519 00:35:32,840 --> 00:35:35,840 Speaker 1: I didn't expect that tortoise and hair would be talking 520 00:35:35,880 --> 00:35:39,680 Speaker 1: to each other. Oh, Man, you remember that race senior year. Oh, 521 00:35:40,200 --> 00:35:45,400 Speaker 1: we can recount it if you'd like Grizzly Bear. You 522 00:35:45,480 --> 00:35:49,880 Speaker 1: know you would never win a second time. It was. 523 00:35:50,160 --> 00:35:52,279 Speaker 1: It was a one trick pony you had. I didn't 524 00:35:52,320 --> 00:35:55,320 Speaker 1: think you'd ever catch up. I took one quick sneeze roozie, 525 00:35:55,800 --> 00:35:58,960 Speaker 1: and then you passed me. One slept for a while, 526 00:35:59,080 --> 00:36:02,000 Speaker 1: man left for a while. In all fairness, I was 527 00:36:02,200 --> 00:36:06,080 Speaker 1: way ahead in the middle of a race. You slept. 528 00:36:06,680 --> 00:36:09,680 Speaker 1: I slept next to the finish line because I had 529 00:36:09,760 --> 00:36:15,480 Speaker 1: all but one all but isn't winning? And uh, I'm 530 00:36:15,560 --> 00:36:19,480 Speaker 1: the only one with an Esop High School gold medal 531 00:36:19,640 --> 00:36:24,560 Speaker 1: in racing. Slow and steady, Man, Slow and steady, bullshit, 532 00:36:25,400 --> 00:36:28,160 Speaker 1: Slow and steady doesn't always win the race. It won 533 00:36:28,320 --> 00:36:32,839 Speaker 1: that race. I went into college. I got some punch, Um, 534 00:36:33,040 --> 00:36:38,320 Speaker 1: who are your friends? Well, this is Greg and this 535 00:36:38,640 --> 00:36:46,120 Speaker 1: is uh Tony beg Bear and I'm Tony the Tortoise. 536 00:36:46,760 --> 00:36:50,960 Speaker 1: M hmm. Wait is that. It's it's not. He's just 537 00:36:51,080 --> 00:36:56,000 Speaker 1: a regular. Um. No, oh have you have you talked 538 00:36:56,040 --> 00:37:02,080 Speaker 1: about me? Have you talked about me? Dave? No, Tony, 539 00:37:02,760 --> 00:37:05,640 Speaker 1: It's just an insignificant part of my life. This is 540 00:37:05,680 --> 00:37:08,640 Speaker 1: the one. This is Is he the one that beat 541 00:37:08,719 --> 00:37:11,120 Speaker 1: you and then set you into the existential spiral down 542 00:37:11,320 --> 00:37:16,000 Speaker 1: spiral and the reason we can't make love. We make 543 00:37:16,120 --> 00:37:18,120 Speaker 1: love a lot, we make love a lot, we have 544 00:37:18,280 --> 00:37:23,120 Speaker 1: sex a lot. That's a difference. Okay, nice to meet you. Wow, 545 00:37:23,280 --> 00:37:27,160 Speaker 1: it's so nice to meet you. It's very nice to 546 00:37:27,320 --> 00:37:31,759 Speaker 1: meet you too. Is it too forward? Can I can 547 00:37:31,800 --> 00:37:37,560 Speaker 1: I touch your shell? That's rude to say that, you know, 548 00:37:37,680 --> 00:37:41,319 Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'm stupid. Of course you can tell. I mean, 549 00:37:41,560 --> 00:37:44,640 Speaker 1: you're the only human here. If they could be neat 550 00:37:44,719 --> 00:37:47,279 Speaker 1: for a human hand to touch my shell, that's what 551 00:37:47,360 --> 00:37:50,399 Speaker 1: I thought. Baby. Is that okay with you? I mean, 552 00:37:50,840 --> 00:37:54,040 Speaker 1: of course, I'm not gonna stop you touching a shell. 553 00:37:54,320 --> 00:37:58,160 Speaker 1: But you look familiar by the way. Oh yeah, well, 554 00:37:58,239 --> 00:38:00,680 Speaker 1: I'm when I when I was a kid, When I 555 00:38:00,800 --> 00:38:03,680 Speaker 1: was a kid, some bits broke into our house and 556 00:38:03,719 --> 00:38:09,359 Speaker 1: made a ship ton of porridge. Like maybe she wasn't 557 00:38:09,360 --> 00:38:12,239 Speaker 1: a bit, Maybe she was curious. Maybe she was trying 558 00:38:12,280 --> 00:38:14,920 Speaker 1: to stand in her own power and find out what 559 00:38:15,080 --> 00:38:19,120 Speaker 1: was best for her. Uh, because she took like one 560 00:38:19,160 --> 00:38:21,799 Speaker 1: bite of my mom's porridge, one bite of my dad's boards, 561 00:38:21,800 --> 00:38:27,440 Speaker 1: and she ate my whole fucking ball. Glorious. That's sounds 562 00:38:27,800 --> 00:38:31,719 Speaker 1: a lot like what you do at home. That's that's accurate. 563 00:38:32,840 --> 00:38:36,600 Speaker 1: That's absolutely accurate. You leave little pieces of things behind 564 00:38:36,680 --> 00:38:40,319 Speaker 1: all the time, like my wet bread on a plate. 565 00:38:40,920 --> 00:38:43,160 Speaker 1: I mean, do we need to air this out here? Yes? 566 00:38:43,320 --> 00:38:45,319 Speaker 1: I know what I mean. Like we're calling me, I'll 567 00:38:45,360 --> 00:38:51,280 Speaker 1: call you out anyway. We're doing we're doing a reunion 568 00:38:51,360 --> 00:38:55,759 Speaker 1: of all the superlative winners. So so tortoise. Tortoise was 569 00:38:56,120 --> 00:39:00,880 Speaker 1: was most fastest, of course, I was, what is you win, babe? 570 00:39:01,160 --> 00:39:04,680 Speaker 1: I didn't win anything. You don't get to be in 571 00:39:04,760 --> 00:39:08,480 Speaker 1: the picture. Then he's never gonna be in the picture, 572 00:39:08,880 --> 00:39:12,880 Speaker 1: never gonna make love. It's a real shame. You know what, 573 00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:16,120 Speaker 1: Why don't we race right now? You want to race? Don't? 574 00:39:16,360 --> 00:39:19,560 Speaker 1: Don't you want to race? There? Roger rabbit, let's do this. 575 00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:24,759 Speaker 1: Why not? You're a rabbit married to a human. I 576 00:39:24,840 --> 00:39:28,719 Speaker 1: can call you whatever I want. That's just coincidence. That's 577 00:39:28,760 --> 00:39:33,000 Speaker 1: a coincidence. Yeah, I'll time it. I just I gotta 578 00:39:33,040 --> 00:39:35,360 Speaker 1: go to the buffet for a second because because winners 579 00:39:35,400 --> 00:39:40,480 Speaker 1: coming up. Okay, okay, um? So where should we just 580 00:39:40,640 --> 00:39:46,759 Speaker 1: race around the gymnasium? Around the gymnasium. I want to 581 00:39:46,800 --> 00:39:48,720 Speaker 1: get this done so that I can take the picture 582 00:39:48,719 --> 00:39:52,120 Speaker 1: as fastest if I prove it. You guys doing a race. 583 00:39:52,200 --> 00:39:54,880 Speaker 1: I just heard the Tough Mutter takes place in fifteen 584 00:39:54,880 --> 00:39:58,759 Speaker 1: minutes outside. You should run that. I don't know if 585 00:39:58,800 --> 00:40:05,080 Speaker 1: I can. Mike Muskrat's right, let's go run a tough 586 00:40:05,239 --> 00:40:08,840 Speaker 1: mutter time when we sprint or I'm more of a 587 00:40:08,920 --> 00:40:12,880 Speaker 1: long distance runner, slow and steady. A tough mutter is uh, 588 00:40:13,360 --> 00:40:16,560 Speaker 1: it's it's like a triathlon. But I think they shoot 589 00:40:16,600 --> 00:40:19,160 Speaker 1: at you. How does it work? Yeah, you might get 590 00:40:19,239 --> 00:40:24,520 Speaker 1: shocked by something at some point game. I don't know. 591 00:40:24,680 --> 00:40:30,560 Speaker 1: I'm yes, I don't know it. Think you should? I 592 00:40:30,600 --> 00:40:33,839 Speaker 1: don't should. I'm sure I'll take an as sprint from 593 00:40:33,880 --> 00:40:38,000 Speaker 1: my heart and it'll be fine. All right, I will 594 00:40:38,080 --> 00:40:41,080 Speaker 1: meet you in fifteen minutes at the start of the 595 00:40:41,239 --> 00:40:46,000 Speaker 1: tough Mutter course. He must ground. How close is it? Oh, 596 00:40:46,080 --> 00:40:48,200 Speaker 1: it's it's it's like half a mile down the road. 597 00:40:48,400 --> 00:40:51,279 Speaker 1: You should probably leave now, targets, I'll get started. Yeah, 598 00:40:53,080 --> 00:41:01,719 Speaker 1: um Bear, Yeah, I don't Greg Bear. I don't know 599 00:41:01,840 --> 00:41:06,640 Speaker 1: if you'd remember me. Um, I sat behind you in chemistry. Oh, 600 00:41:06,719 --> 00:41:09,040 Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. There's no way you saw the board. 601 00:41:10,280 --> 00:41:13,680 Speaker 1: It was really tough. It was really tough. You were 602 00:41:13,760 --> 00:41:17,959 Speaker 1: so big and so strong. I was a big guy. Yeah, 603 00:41:18,640 --> 00:41:21,239 Speaker 1: hid lost a few pounds, but I'm about to gain 604 00:41:21,280 --> 00:41:26,799 Speaker 1: it all again. Sure. Yeah, you have to look great though. 605 00:41:27,400 --> 00:41:31,560 Speaker 1: You look really really good. Thanks. Yeah. I thought that 606 00:41:31,600 --> 00:41:33,600 Speaker 1: you looked good then, because you know, it's like kind 607 00:41:33,640 --> 00:41:36,000 Speaker 1: of all that I could look at was the back 608 00:41:36,040 --> 00:41:39,359 Speaker 1: of your head. Um. But it's like you still look 609 00:41:39,480 --> 00:41:44,839 Speaker 1: so good. It's like you still look so good, you know. Oh. Thanks, 610 00:41:45,960 --> 00:41:53,880 Speaker 1: I'm unattached me too, wo Yeah, I'm you know, what's crazy, 611 00:41:56,560 --> 00:42:00,480 Speaker 1: I've always um, I don't know if this sounds too 612 00:42:00,520 --> 00:42:06,120 Speaker 1: like crazy or honestly naughty, but um, I always thought 613 00:42:06,200 --> 00:42:08,200 Speaker 1: that it would be cool to have sex in high school. 614 00:42:08,200 --> 00:42:15,600 Speaker 1: I never did. I never did either. Really cool. So 615 00:42:15,880 --> 00:42:20,960 Speaker 1: we're here, you know, like we're between getting some punch. 616 00:42:21,040 --> 00:42:25,879 Speaker 1: Excuse me, a baron of dog. That's cute. I heard 617 00:42:25,920 --> 00:42:28,680 Speaker 1: you from over there. I get excited and I yelped, 618 00:42:29,760 --> 00:42:33,160 Speaker 1: I don't punch, give me one second here? Try this? 619 00:42:35,680 --> 00:42:44,919 Speaker 1: Not great? Great? Can I try yours? Try my punch? Yes? Please? Sure, 620 00:42:45,480 --> 00:42:49,239 Speaker 1: thank you. Oh that's wonderful. Thank you so much. I 621 00:42:49,320 --> 00:42:55,160 Speaker 1: will see you two at the starting one. Um. So, anyways, um, 622 00:42:56,280 --> 00:42:59,759 Speaker 1: how would it work? How would it work? I don't 623 00:43:01,360 --> 00:43:03,880 Speaker 1: I'm not sure. But we can. Well, I wanted to 624 00:43:03,960 --> 00:43:07,200 Speaker 1: I wanted to work so bad. But how how we 625 00:43:07,280 --> 00:43:10,200 Speaker 1: can break into the principal's office? And well, I'm not 626 00:43:10,239 --> 00:43:13,920 Speaker 1: worried about the logistics. I'm just worried more about the science, 627 00:43:14,400 --> 00:43:17,960 Speaker 1: science of it. Yeah, definitely that's a worry, but we 628 00:43:18,040 --> 00:43:27,759 Speaker 1: can figure it out. Bookworm, I'm sorry, Wyatt, Wyatt, excuse me. 629 00:43:29,280 --> 00:43:31,319 Speaker 1: I don't know if you can hear very well. I've 630 00:43:31,480 --> 00:43:37,160 Speaker 1: got kind of an intelligence emergency. OK. I have a 631 00:43:37,239 --> 00:43:40,120 Speaker 1: heart condition and I've been taking just I think it's 632 00:43:40,320 --> 00:43:43,040 Speaker 1: just one aspirin a day. I had a race that 633 00:43:43,080 --> 00:43:45,040 Speaker 1: I want to do. If I take like five, they'll 634 00:43:45,080 --> 00:43:48,840 Speaker 1: probably be enough to get around. My doctor has been 635 00:43:48,840 --> 00:43:54,680 Speaker 1: trying to help me at I'm gonna take that as 636 00:43:54,760 --> 00:43:57,960 Speaker 1: a yes. No no no, no, no, no no no. 637 00:43:58,840 --> 00:44:01,600 Speaker 1: We've always been in this same page. It doesn't matter 638 00:44:01,680 --> 00:44:05,799 Speaker 1: how tiny your mouth is. Tortoise, tortoise. Hi, Hi, are 639 00:44:05,840 --> 00:44:09,240 Speaker 1: you walking into the starting line? Yeah? What what is it, Gloria? 640 00:44:09,680 --> 00:44:12,040 Speaker 1: I just wanted to walk in here. Just why do 641 00:44:12,080 --> 00:44:16,279 Speaker 1: you have so many punch cups? I don't I'm just particular, 642 00:44:17,080 --> 00:44:20,759 Speaker 1: you know what I mean. I'm particular, you know, like 643 00:44:20,920 --> 00:44:23,560 Speaker 1: I'm I want to make sure I find stuff that's 644 00:44:23,640 --> 00:44:28,440 Speaker 1: just right. Oh. Sure, it's important to find what's right. 645 00:44:28,600 --> 00:44:32,200 Speaker 1: This this feels like you have a subtext that I 646 00:44:32,320 --> 00:44:37,120 Speaker 1: have not caught onto yet, Like third place, no, thank you, 647 00:44:37,480 --> 00:44:40,959 Speaker 1: a second place, not into it, but a first place winter. 648 00:44:41,080 --> 00:44:44,080 Speaker 1: Oh that's something I could get behind or however that 649 00:44:44,120 --> 00:44:48,360 Speaker 1: would work scientifically. Oh, I'm I'm not concerned about the 650 00:44:48,440 --> 00:44:51,279 Speaker 1: science of it. I'm just concerned about the logistics. We're 651 00:44:51,320 --> 00:44:54,920 Speaker 1: about to start a race. Understood, No, understood. I just 652 00:44:54,960 --> 00:44:58,840 Speaker 1: wanted to wish you luck and maybe, um, I don't know, 653 00:44:58,920 --> 00:45:01,680 Speaker 1: give you a little kis on the chee for luck. Well, 654 00:45:02,560 --> 00:45:06,880 Speaker 1: I mean that sounds good to me, But what about 655 00:45:07,760 --> 00:45:11,040 Speaker 1: what about your husband? But Dave and I have been 656 00:45:12,320 --> 00:45:15,919 Speaker 1: now now, hold on, a second is going on here? Now? Dave? 657 00:45:16,160 --> 00:45:19,000 Speaker 1: I did not I did not condone this you and 658 00:45:19,120 --> 00:45:22,399 Speaker 1: I have been rivals, but I always have respected your 659 00:45:22,520 --> 00:45:25,160 Speaker 1: space and your personal life. And this feels like a 660 00:45:25,239 --> 00:45:29,480 Speaker 1: step too far. Uh huh, I'm sorry. I just saw 661 00:45:29,560 --> 00:45:31,759 Speaker 1: that too. What is going on here? You know, what 662 00:45:31,960 --> 00:45:34,399 Speaker 1: is going to happen next? Like, how would that really? 663 00:45:34,480 --> 00:45:42,440 Speaker 1: How would that work? The race or the I'm not 664 00:45:42,600 --> 00:45:46,279 Speaker 1: gonna happen next. I'm gonna win this race, and I'm 665 00:45:46,320 --> 00:45:51,680 Speaker 1: gonna win my wife's heart back. That's one option. Another 666 00:45:51,760 --> 00:45:57,680 Speaker 1: option is Tortoise wins again and then he and I. Yeah, 667 00:45:57,840 --> 00:45:59,360 Speaker 1: what do you guys do? How do you do it? 668 00:46:00,160 --> 00:46:02,520 Speaker 1: It doesn't matter because some winning this race. The only 669 00:46:02,600 --> 00:46:05,000 Speaker 1: reason I ever lost to the first place because I 670 00:46:05,120 --> 00:46:07,120 Speaker 1: was doing so good. I took a break of rooney. 671 00:46:07,760 --> 00:46:11,279 Speaker 1: Don't take a break of mooney. Okay, imagine like, how 672 00:46:11,280 --> 00:46:13,840 Speaker 1: would a bearing a dog do it? I don't know, 673 00:46:15,360 --> 00:46:18,399 Speaker 1: I'm trying to figure that out. I'm what about a muskrat? Mike? 674 00:46:19,719 --> 00:46:22,440 Speaker 1: Oh hey, guys, I thought no one wanted to catch 675 00:46:22,560 --> 00:46:25,680 Speaker 1: up with me. Oh no, before we start the race, 676 00:46:26,040 --> 00:46:30,320 Speaker 1: how would you do it? Like? Do it like a 677 00:46:30,440 --> 00:46:36,120 Speaker 1: different species? Yeah, well, first you gotta you gotta compare 678 00:46:36,239 --> 00:46:40,719 Speaker 1: sizes of the areas. Okay, so what is quite small, 679 00:46:40,800 --> 00:46:45,080 Speaker 1: and the others is quite large. Too too soft, too hard, 680 00:46:46,880 --> 00:46:52,920 Speaker 1: just just right, just right? Wait, I'm so not in 681 00:46:52,960 --> 00:46:55,480 Speaker 1: the mood. What is that? What is that actual scene 682 00:46:55,520 --> 00:47:00,520 Speaker 1: doing here? I think we're getting pumped by MTV, but 683 00:47:00,680 --> 00:47:06,800 Speaker 1: this is just right? And what the hell are you 684 00:47:06,880 --> 00:47:09,480 Speaker 1: guys doing in my war? And are you letting anybody 685 00:47:09,520 --> 00:47:13,880 Speaker 1: into this warehouse? Now? I can't stop him. There's no 686 00:47:14,320 --> 00:47:16,720 Speaker 1: there's no luck on the door. And we're not running 687 00:47:16,719 --> 00:47:20,520 Speaker 1: a fucking zoo here. For God's sake. I got a dog, 688 00:47:20,960 --> 00:47:26,200 Speaker 1: a bear, a tortoise hair, two cats, a muskrat, and 689 00:47:26,280 --> 00:47:28,880 Speaker 1: whatever the hell that little thing that can barely talk is, 690 00:47:29,520 --> 00:47:33,319 Speaker 1: you know what? Oh God? And in this human over here, 691 00:47:33,360 --> 00:47:35,719 Speaker 1: I don't know how this lady got in, but she's 692 00:47:35,719 --> 00:47:37,880 Speaker 1: eaten half of the chocolates out of half of the 693 00:47:38,080 --> 00:47:47,239 Speaker 1: Advent calendars. All those are chocolates. And that's our show, y'all, 694 00:47:47,320 --> 00:47:50,640 Speaker 1: got dick, Let's check out of our opemous before we 695 00:47:50,680 --> 00:47:56,120 Speaker 1: say goodbye. Craigski. Oh what a blast? Uh? You know? 696 00:47:56,440 --> 00:48:00,560 Speaker 1: Really stops fables. There's there's some good advice in there, 697 00:48:01,040 --> 00:48:03,160 Speaker 1: you know, even if most of them are just from 698 00:48:03,239 --> 00:48:06,680 Speaker 1: one isolated incident, you can still draw a moral from them. 699 00:48:07,400 --> 00:48:11,000 Speaker 1: That's true. Mark Gagliardi, thanks for having me. Happy to 700 00:48:11,080 --> 00:48:13,840 Speaker 1: be here. Um, yeah, I'm gonna go and crack open 701 00:48:13,920 --> 00:48:17,680 Speaker 1: my my Esop's Fables book. Now mine is illustrated because 702 00:48:17,840 --> 00:48:26,720 Speaker 1: I don't yet do chapter books. That's fair. Jackie Gonzalez do, Ruthie, Yes, Hey, 703 00:48:28,000 --> 00:48:31,360 Speaker 1: thank you for something the um, thank you for having me. 704 00:48:32,200 --> 00:48:35,600 Speaker 1: I love books, I love reading, and I love also 705 00:48:35,680 --> 00:48:38,280 Speaker 1: watching movies and talking about them on the most wonderful 706 00:48:38,360 --> 00:48:41,120 Speaker 1: part of the year. And I love coming on here 707 00:48:41,160 --> 00:48:44,160 Speaker 1: and improvising. So thank you for having me. Of course. 708 00:48:44,320 --> 00:48:48,719 Speaker 1: Chris Alvarado, I love those things too. I was very 709 00:48:48,760 --> 00:48:52,600 Speaker 1: proud of myself for getting the most wonderful part of 710 00:48:52,640 --> 00:48:55,239 Speaker 1: the year thing, you know, I shoved that into it, 711 00:48:55,480 --> 00:48:58,759 Speaker 1: to that scene. I'm just so proud of myself. I 712 00:48:58,840 --> 00:49:03,560 Speaker 1: feel like the rest of my days gonna go downhill. Well, 713 00:49:03,600 --> 00:49:06,880 Speaker 1: I hope it's better than that. James. Let me just 714 00:49:07,080 --> 00:49:11,040 Speaker 1: give this gift to the world. I discovered this over 715 00:49:11,080 --> 00:49:12,920 Speaker 1: the past couple of years. I wish I knew earlier. 716 00:49:13,280 --> 00:49:15,640 Speaker 1: You can get any book you will, pretty much any 717 00:49:15,680 --> 00:49:18,600 Speaker 1: book you can imagine through your library. If you're in 718 00:49:18,600 --> 00:49:23,839 Speaker 1: the United States, digitally. You use something called the overdrive app. 719 00:49:24,239 --> 00:49:26,480 Speaker 1: So if you're looking for books this seasons, you want 720 00:49:26,520 --> 00:49:29,400 Speaker 1: to curl up with the book, get a digital device 721 00:49:29,600 --> 00:49:33,600 Speaker 1: and download it from your public library. Uh, it's InCred 722 00:49:33,760 --> 00:49:37,759 Speaker 1: well known. Really, you guys have downloaded digital books from 723 00:49:37,800 --> 00:49:42,920 Speaker 1: your library honestly, almost constantly. I love it. I've only 724 00:49:43,000 --> 00:49:44,399 Speaker 1: known about it for about a year and a half 725 00:49:44,440 --> 00:49:46,439 Speaker 1: and I read books all the time on there now. Yeah, 726 00:49:46,440 --> 00:49:50,520 Speaker 1: Bookworm tell us about it like a while ago. Sounds 727 00:49:50,560 --> 00:49:54,040 Speaker 1: like Jackie didn't know about it. Well, I'm I didn't 728 00:49:54,080 --> 00:49:56,880 Speaker 1: know about it. I just don't have a a device 729 00:49:56,960 --> 00:49:59,600 Speaker 1: to do that with. Well, I use my phone and 730 00:49:59,680 --> 00:50:02,680 Speaker 1: it so it goes to my kindle. It back too much. 731 00:50:03,400 --> 00:50:06,640 Speaker 1: There you go. I'm at Cold Stratton or at Stratton 732 00:50:06,680 --> 00:50:09,279 Speaker 1: Cold Socials s sketch Fest dot Com line up comes 733 00:50:09,280 --> 00:50:13,840 Speaker 1: out in November nine festival. This particular podcast Alchemy this 734 00:50:14,040 --> 00:50:18,240 Speaker 1: will be there. We're on that later. Don't want announce 735 00:50:18,280 --> 00:50:20,720 Speaker 1: the day in case anything swaps around before we announced, 736 00:50:20,800 --> 00:50:23,000 Speaker 1: but it's gonna be fun, so come check it out. 737 00:50:23,280 --> 00:50:28,080 Speaker 1: Let's thank our producer and engineer, Doug Bame and the 738 00:50:28,160 --> 00:50:33,399 Speaker 1: fine folks that I heart media dot com. Please write 739 00:50:33,440 --> 00:50:36,120 Speaker 1: to us at Alchemy, this email at gmail dot com. 740 00:50:36,320 --> 00:50:41,719 Speaker 1: That's Alchemy until next time.