WEBVTT - 2nd Date Update PODCAST: The Whine Test

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<v Speaker 1>second data date. There are normal dates that people go on,

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<v Speaker 1>but then there are those people that try to get

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<v Speaker 1>all classy and take somebody like the opera or a

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<v Speaker 1>play or the feminine hygiene section at a Walmart so classy. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>today Amy is on the phone to do a second

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<v Speaker 1>date update, and I guess she went to a winery

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<v Speaker 1>on her first date. What's up, Amy? How are you hey? Okay, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's a great date. Idea? Was that yours or his?

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<v Speaker 1>It was after his idea? Okay? Yea, all right? Is

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<v Speaker 1>he like a wine dude or something? He was I

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<v Speaker 1>think pretending to be a wine Yeah. That's the way

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<v Speaker 1>most people are at wineries. Most wine people in general

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<v Speaker 1>really don't know what they're talking about. I mean, there's

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<v Speaker 1>a lot to know, but they always just use words

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<v Speaker 1>like nutty and then feel like they know what they're

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<v Speaker 1>talking about, Like this is very nutty. All of these

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<v Speaker 1>wines are nutt yeahth earthy, and it tastes like mud

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<v Speaker 1>sort of what's his name? His name is Colin. Colin

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<v Speaker 1>all right, and how did you meet Colin? So we

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<v Speaker 1>met on tender and I had been just meeting guy

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<v Speaker 1>after a guy and it was just every guy just

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<v Speaker 1>at the end of the night. All they wanted to

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<v Speaker 1>do was hook up, and you know what, I gave

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<v Speaker 1>it one last shot. And Colin, I don't know, he

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<v Speaker 1>was different. He wanted to talk and get to know

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<v Speaker 1>me and pretend to like wines. Oh my god, but seriously,

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<v Speaker 1>like listen to that though the bar is so low,

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<v Speaker 1>Like he actually wanted to talk. That's it, that's all

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<v Speaker 1>it takes. Yeah, pretty much. So how was the winery

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<v Speaker 1>with him? Then? Oh my god, it was great. It

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<v Speaker 1>was fun, you know until he tried to sleep with

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<v Speaker 1>you right there and you're like, damn it, I knew it.

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<v Speaker 1>Another one right there in the middle of the line. Yeah, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>it's good. Like I completely cut loose. Instead of sitting out,

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<v Speaker 1>I was swallowing the whole time. And are we talking

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<v Speaker 1>about wine? Still? What are you talking about? Amy? Amy? No,

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<v Speaker 1>your audience, you guys, Okay, let me rephrase that. Instead

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<v Speaker 1>of like swishing and sitting in the bucket, I decided

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<v Speaker 1>to go ahead and like kick loose and drink my wine. Okay, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm still stuck on the other thing. Sorry alight. So

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<v Speaker 1>you were actually drinking the wine. I'm assuming that means

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<v Speaker 1>you probably got drunk. I don't think I was a

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<v Speaker 1>little tipsy. Yeah, yeah, a little bit. I mean, you

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<v Speaker 1>know what, we were just having such a good time

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<v Speaker 1>and we were having a good laugh. So and was

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<v Speaker 1>he with you? Was he like on par in terms

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<v Speaker 1>of drinks. Well, he was trying to be a little

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<v Speaker 1>sophisticated and you know, act like he knew how to

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<v Speaker 1>like the line around and spit it out appropriately and stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>But you know, he started using things like a vegetative

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<v Speaker 1>taste and lunch with flavor. And I was like, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>did you tell him to like it was? Okay? Like

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<v Speaker 1>you were already impressed by him. He didn't need to

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<v Speaker 1>act like he knew ever think about wine. I did.

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<v Speaker 1>I totally called him out. I was like, look, I

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<v Speaker 1>kind of know a little bit about wine and you're

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<v Speaker 1>full of it. And we actually had a really good

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<v Speaker 1>laugh about it. Oh good, a really good guy. Yeah

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<v Speaker 1>that's cool. They was able to admit any Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>just looked up a bunch of v words in the

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<v Speaker 1>dictionary before we got here, and that's why it sounds

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<v Speaker 1>like I know what I'm talking about. So how did

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<v Speaker 1>it all end? How did you guys wrap up your date?

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<v Speaker 1>So we ended up taking an Uber back to my place,

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<v Speaker 1>and he was a complete gentleman. He asked the uperdriver

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<v Speaker 1>to like wait for him, and he walked me to

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<v Speaker 1>the door. And I thought that it's going to be

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<v Speaker 1>a good night kiss. There wasn't, but he was really sweet,

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<v Speaker 1>and I don't know, it just seemed like it was

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<v Speaker 1>going to lead to more and then and then now

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<v Speaker 1>he's just been a little cold on text, and I'm

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<v Speaker 1>a little confused. So you guys have been texting a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit a little bit. Have you tried asking him

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<v Speaker 1>out again? Straight up? I have not no what do

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<v Speaker 1>you think? I mean? Obviously you've probably over analyzed this

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<v Speaker 1>to death, you know what. I don't know. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if I've got like too sloppy and

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<v Speaker 1>I couldn't judge like just how much I'd had to drink.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I don't think I embarrassed myself, but I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know. I don't know if he was intimidated that

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<v Speaker 1>I knew more about wine, but he just he didn't

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<v Speaker 1>seem like he'd be a judge guy like that. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I think if he was willing to laugh

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<v Speaker 1>about it when you were joking with him, probably not intimidated.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe you got hammered though, because sometimes you meet someone

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<v Speaker 1>when you're drunk and then in your mind the next

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<v Speaker 1>day you're like, I fell in love. I'm totally in

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<v Speaker 1>love now. Well, and it is a winery, so like

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<v Speaker 1>that's part of the expectation. It's not like he's looking

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<v Speaker 1>for a sober person if his idea is to go

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<v Speaker 1>to a winery. Right, it's weird, Like I finally found

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<v Speaker 1>someone I connected with and I thought it was kind

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<v Speaker 1>of useful. And then if this doesn't work out, are

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<v Speaker 1>you gonna never do online dating again? I don't think so.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm done, right, That's what everybody says. That's what everybody says.

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<v Speaker 1>You will be back, trust me. It's the only way

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<v Speaker 1>people date nowadays. All right, Well, I'm gonna play a

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<v Speaker 1>song and then we'll come back and then get your

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<v Speaker 1>second date up date. Okay, okay, all right, hang on

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<v Speaker 1>brooking jubil in the morning dates. If you're just joining

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<v Speaker 1>us for today's second date update. Amy is on the phone,

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<v Speaker 1>and Amy went out on a first date with a

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<v Speaker 1>real eno file, and you know what, I don't even

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<v Speaker 1>know why she wants to get a call back because

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<v Speaker 1>I try to stay as far away from eno files

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<v Speaker 1>as possible. As a matter of fact, I asked them

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<v Speaker 1>to let me know if they move into my neighborhood

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<v Speaker 1>too closely to me. I don't like eno files. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>it means kind of store of wines. It's a it's

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<v Speaker 1>a word that means kind of store of wines. Amy

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<v Speaker 1>went out with a dude name Call into a winery.

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<v Speaker 1>Apparently that fun drank a lot of wine. They got

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<v Speaker 1>back to her place, she didn't get a kiss good night.

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<v Speaker 1>Said he was a real gentleman and everything like that.

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<v Speaker 1>But now he's become short untext and isn't talking to

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<v Speaker 1>her anymore. So we're gonna call him and find out why. Amy.

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<v Speaker 1>Is there anything else that you can think of that

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<v Speaker 1>could have gone wrong? Because you said everything was perfectly normal.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess the only other thing I can think of

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<v Speaker 1>as at one point somebody spoilt some wine in my

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<v Speaker 1>shoes and I kind of lost it a little bit,

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<v Speaker 1>But had was great, like he handled it with such

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<v Speaker 1>gentimately care and but no, I just can't imagine that

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<v Speaker 1>that phased him at all, because he was great. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>when you say lost it a little bit, you didn't

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<v Speaker 1>start like crying and screaming, right. I was starting to

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<v Speaker 1>get upset, but before I got there, he toully called

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<v Speaker 1>me down. No, I don't think it was that big

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<v Speaker 1>of a deal. Okay, Well, Dallas phone number, get him

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<v Speaker 1>on the phone and see if we can figure out

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<v Speaker 1>what happened. Right, boy, I'd appreciate that because I just

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<v Speaker 1>I'm at a loss as to why he's not getting

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<v Speaker 1>back to me. Okay, here we go. Hello, all R

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<v Speaker 1>is this Colin? Yeah? Hey Colin? How are you? Man?

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<v Speaker 1>This is Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the Morning. Okay, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>it's a radio show. You ever heard of it? No,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't listen to the radio. Okay, Well that's a

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<v Speaker 1>good win something or what. No, you didn't listen and

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<v Speaker 1>you could still win. Colin. We do a segment on

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<v Speaker 1>this show. It's called the second date Date. That's where

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<v Speaker 1>if you go out on a date with somebody and

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<v Speaker 1>then end up not wanting to see them after, they

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<v Speaker 1>can email us to get you on the phone and

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<v Speaker 1>ask why so we recently got an email about you.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, is this like a like a game show

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<v Speaker 1>or something? I mean, I guess sort of, yeah, Colin, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's a second game show right now? All right, cool,

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<v Speaker 1>let's do this. It is not actually a game show, Like,

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<v Speaker 1>we're not gonna you're not gonna compete for a prize here. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe you're competing for a prize. I don't know. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>we got an email about you from a girl named

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<v Speaker 1>Amy that you went to a winery with. Oh, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't really want to be on this game show anymore too,

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<v Speaker 1>Like Colin, you're locked in now. Amy wants to know

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<v Speaker 1>why you don't want to see her again. She said

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of really nice things about you. She was nice,

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<v Speaker 1>but like she was, I don't like to use the

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<v Speaker 1>word crazy, but psycho, would you like to go with

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<v Speaker 1>that instead? If you don't want to use crazy, I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>there are other words you could use. Maybe she's just

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<v Speaker 1>like unhinged or something. Whoa, I feel like that's more

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<v Speaker 1>tense and even crazy. She didn't sound unhinged when we

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<v Speaker 1>talked to her. Do you guys talk to her? Yeah? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>we talked to her. She sent us an email about

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<v Speaker 1>your date, and when we talked to her a little

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<v Speaker 1>bit about it, she sounded perfectly normal to me, said

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<v Speaker 1>that you guys had a great time, and now you're like,

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<v Speaker 1>it's obviously you don't want to see her again. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>it was like I wanted to think it was like

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<v Speaker 1>two different people. So at one point of the day,

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<v Speaker 1>someone spilled something on her. I guess she sort of

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<v Speaker 1>like freaking out about the spill, and I was like

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<v Speaker 1>looking and I didn't see anything, Like I looked on

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<v Speaker 1>her shore. I looked on her like everything that she

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<v Speaker 1>would wearing. I'm like, I don't see any spill. And

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<v Speaker 1>then she started going on like, oh, it's it's all

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<v Speaker 1>on my shoe. He spilled wine on my shoe. And

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<v Speaker 1>I looked at her shoe and I don't see anything

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<v Speaker 1>on her shoe, Like she's really going over the top

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<v Speaker 1>and I don't even see a spill. So I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm trying to like help her, So I'm like, do

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<v Speaker 1>you need tissues? Do you need like a napkt? Like

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<v Speaker 1>what do you need me to do? Like I tried

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<v Speaker 1>to be really helpful, but I'm staring at her shoes

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm like, dude, there's nothing here. It's just an

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<v Speaker 1>overreaction to not spilling wine on her shoes. It was

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<v Speaker 1>way more than an overreaction. It got to the point

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<v Speaker 1>we had to take her away from the group and

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<v Speaker 1>like calm her down because she was like flipping out

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<v Speaker 1>about this imaginary stain. Was she about ready to like

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<v Speaker 1>crack up in a wineglass and cut somebody with it?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I wouldn't be surprised if she did it, Like, Colin,

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<v Speaker 1>are you serious? Whoa wait, hold on, what's going on here? Oh? Colin,

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<v Speaker 1>that's actually Amy. She's on the other line and wants

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<v Speaker 1>to talk to you. Yo, Like, why is she on

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<v Speaker 1>the phone? I didn't was she on the phone this

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<v Speaker 1>whole time? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, I forgot to tell you that. Sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>it's like part of the game show, Colin surprised. All right, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>this isn't really that great. I don't know. I think

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<v Speaker 1>it's kind of great. I think it's pretty good. Colin

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<v Speaker 1>on a statement, sir, I don't think you realize what's

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<v Speaker 1>going on? No, I don't like, is this some type

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<v Speaker 1>of joke? Like why? I don't understand? And I emailed

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<v Speaker 1>them because you wouldn't get back to me, and I

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<v Speaker 1>knew I needed to talk to you about what like

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<v Speaker 1>I don't look I was good all of us on

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<v Speaker 1>our next date, but I never got the next date.

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<v Speaker 1>It wouldn't tell you like that wasn't real. It was

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<v Speaker 1>a toll, fake tanswer. I made the whole thing up.

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<v Speaker 1>What why would you fake being mad over? It was

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<v Speaker 1>a test, a test who was the best own first date?

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<v Speaker 1>Like why are you doing like a loan or anything? Like?

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<v Speaker 1>Why why am I being tested? I was testing you

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<v Speaker 1>because sometimes I get a little emotional. I just wanted

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<v Speaker 1>to see how you would handle it when my real

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<v Speaker 1>feelings weren't involved, and you hated it. I mean you

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<v Speaker 1>were amazing you. You don't clee how that you don't

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<v Speaker 1>see how that's messed up at all? Like I was,

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<v Speaker 1>legit worried about you, Like I thought, I'm like, oh

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<v Speaker 1>my god, what's drawing with this Jake? She's going crazy

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<v Speaker 1>over something that didn't happen. Is she okay? Is she

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<v Speaker 1>too drunk? Like I was worried about you and the

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<v Speaker 1>whole and you were just making it up. It was fantastic.

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<v Speaker 1>You were so caring. I mean you like asis test,

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<v Speaker 1>like shining colors. You don't see how you sound crazy,

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<v Speaker 1>which is even more crazy, you know what. I back

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<v Speaker 1>Colin on that too, amy Like the fit is one thing,

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<v Speaker 1>but then faking the fit as a test on a

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<v Speaker 1>first date, that's so you don't get it. There are

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<v Speaker 1>so many creepy guys out there that all they want

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<v Speaker 1>to do is hook up. And Colin wasn't like that,

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<v Speaker 1>Like he was amazing and that never would have happened

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<v Speaker 1>if I hadn't tested him. So, I mean, I am

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<v Speaker 1>so glad I did, Like I found that what a

0:11:35.600 --> 0:11:38.079
<v Speaker 1>great guy he is. Yeah, but that's the reason he's

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<v Speaker 1>not calling you back though. Yeah, No, that's only because

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<v Speaker 1>he didn't realize it was a test, Like I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>normally that crazy, but now he knows it's a test,

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<v Speaker 1>so everything is great. I mean, he had a connection,

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<v Speaker 1>Like he is an odd guy and I cannot wait

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<v Speaker 1>to get to know him better. Okay, just throwing that

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<v Speaker 1>out there thing, I'm done. Yeah it's not great. So

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<v Speaker 1>it's not great. It's not great with you, Colin. It's

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<v Speaker 1>not like if you want to keep thinking it's great,

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<v Speaker 1>if that's what you need, that's fine, but just know

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<v Speaker 1>that I'm not interested in pursuing anything else, Colin. No, no,

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<v Speaker 1>you're not getting that. That whole thing I made it up.

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<v Speaker 1>It was fake, It was not real. So you don't

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<v Speaker 1>have to worry about that. And they're not getting it.

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<v Speaker 1>I think you need help, Colin. It was that wasn't

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<v Speaker 1>really mean, Amy, Amy. I think that Colin might be

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<v Speaker 1>testing you now to see how bad you want to

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<v Speaker 1>go out with them. No, no, that's not what this

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<v Speaker 1>is like. I don't want you to think that. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't want a stalker. I'm not interested. I'm one hundred

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<v Speaker 1>and ten percent not into Colin. Are you testing me? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>All right, well let's make sure Amy. Hey, Colin, would

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<v Speaker 1>you like to go out with Amy on a second date?

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<v Speaker 1>We will pay for it. No, no, god, no, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know. Never in a million years. Con you're joking,

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<v Speaker 1>and this is not funny. These are my feelings and

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<v Speaker 1>emotions we're dealing up here. I'm not interested in ever

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<v Speaker 1>seen you again. Amy. Listen to him. You're being delusional.

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<v Speaker 1>He does not want to go out with you. What

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<v Speaker 1>are you talking about? I'm with you, Amy. Hey, Look Amy,

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's still all at test. I don't think

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<v Speaker 1>he's going to agree to it. Right now, though. I

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<v Speaker 1>think you got to wait it out a little while.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you think you've seen crazy? Well? Do you have

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<v Speaker 1>not seen crazy yet? Don't make me mad? You sure

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<v Speaker 1>you don't want to reconsider that date? Just for your

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<v Speaker 1>own safety, for our own safety, can you guys to

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<v Speaker 1>stop assid if I'm interested? I told you no, she's crazy.

0:13:41.880 --> 0:13:47.360
<v Speaker 1>I'm not interested. It's crazy. I am not crazy. I agree, Amy,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what. I think all of us are crazy. Okay, guys, Look,

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<v Speaker 1>I apologize. I got a little emotional. It's just because

0:13:56.200 --> 0:14:00.600
<v Speaker 1>I'm an emotional person. So you know what to test.

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<v Speaker 1>And what's Colin like? He some time to sit and

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<v Speaker 1>think about this. He's going to do the right thing.

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<v Speaker 1>And I know, Colin, when you have some time to

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<v Speaker 1>think about this, you're going to do the right thing.

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<v Speaker 1>You're going to call me. Okay, yeah, I'll call you.

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<v Speaker 1>Sounds good. Thank you, Colin, Amy, I'm glad it all

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<v Speaker 1>worked out. And just hang on the phone because I'm

0:14:26.920 --> 0:14:30.760
<v Speaker 1>sure Colin will come around. Okay, thank you guys, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>no problem, that was cool, Thank you Amy. Five. Thanks guys,

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<v Speaker 1>you made this happen. Yeah, hey, Colin, are you still there?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to be but I am. Yeah, moved

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<v Speaker 1>out of the country now broken Jewel in the morning.

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<v Speaker 1>Almost everybody texting in at seven eighty five to nine

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<v Speaker 1>two right now is calling Amy crazy, But there are

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<v Speaker 1>a few people who actually want to date or say

0:14:53.440 --> 0:14:56.920
<v Speaker 1>she sounds perfect, don't want to meet you. Yeah, if

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<v Speaker 1>you don't know I'm talking about I'm talking about todays

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<v Speaker 1>second date update. It's brooken Jewel in the morning. And

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<v Speaker 1>today Amy wasn't going to call back from this dude

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<v Speaker 1>named Colin. They went to a wine tasting together, and

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<v Speaker 1>it turns out the reason that he wasn't calling back

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<v Speaker 1>was because she faked a giant meltdown in the middle

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<v Speaker 1>of the event. She claims that she was testing him

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<v Speaker 1>to see if he could handle her when she had

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<v Speaker 1>a real emotional episode. She says she does this on

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<v Speaker 1>all her dates. She tests people out to see if

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<v Speaker 1>they can handle her when she's going crazy again. I

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<v Speaker 1>get embarrassed if like two people look at me in

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<v Speaker 1>a restaurant that I don't know, I'm like, oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>is there's something in my face? I can't imagine creating

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<v Speaker 1>a scene where I wanted everyone to turn and stare yep, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and he said he was not into it at all,

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<v Speaker 1>but she still thinks they're together. I think, yeah, And

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<v Speaker 1>you know what, that's the scariest part. Yeah, yeah, I know.

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<v Speaker 1>He's like, you're crazy, you are crazy. She's like, you're

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<v Speaker 1>just you're joking around. It's cool. Yeah. Anyway, by the

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<v Speaker 1>end of the call, he thought that she was totally

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<v Speaker 1>nuts and wanted nothing to do with her. She still

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<v Speaker 1>wants something to do with him, though, and he's probably

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<v Speaker 1>moved out of the country by now, changed his name,

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<v Speaker 1>all of that fun number everything. Remember, if you want

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<v Speaker 1>to do a second date update, all you have to

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<v Speaker 1>do is email us and we will call the person

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<v Speaker 1>who didn't call you back this