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Speaker 1: second data date. There are normal dates that people go on,
Speaker 1: but then there are those people that try to get
Speaker 1: all classy and take somebody like the opera or a
Speaker 1: play or the feminine hygiene section at a Walmart so classy. Well,
Speaker 1: today Amy is on the phone to do a second
Speaker 1: date update, and I guess she went to a winery
Speaker 1: on her first date. What's up, Amy? How are you hey? Okay, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's a great date. Idea? Was that yours or his?
Speaker 1: It was after his idea? Okay? Yea, all right? Is
Speaker 1: he like a wine dude or something? He was I
Speaker 1: think pretending to be a wine Yeah. That's the way
Speaker 1: most people are at wineries. Most wine people in general
Speaker 1: really don't know what they're talking about. I mean, there's
Speaker 1: a lot to know, but they always just use words
Speaker 1: like nutty and then feel like they know what they're
Speaker 1: talking about, Like this is very nutty. All of these
Speaker 1: wines are nutt yeahth earthy, and it tastes like mud
Speaker 1: sort of what's his name? His name is Colin. Colin
Speaker 1: all right, and how did you meet Colin? So we
Speaker 1: met on tender and I had been just meeting guy
Speaker 1: after a guy and it was just every guy just
Speaker 1: at the end of the night. All they wanted to
Speaker 1: do was hook up, and you know what, I gave
Speaker 1: it one last shot. And Colin, I don't know, he
Speaker 1: was different. He wanted to talk and get to know
Speaker 1: me and pretend to like wines. Oh my god, but seriously,
Speaker 1: like listen to that though the bar is so low,
Speaker 1: Like he actually wanted to talk. That's it, that's all
Speaker 1: it takes. Yeah, pretty much. So how was the winery
Speaker 1: with him? Then? Oh my god, it was great. It
Speaker 1: was fun, you know until he tried to sleep with
Speaker 1: you right there and you're like, damn it, I knew it.
Speaker 1: Another one right there in the middle of the line. Yeah, no, no,
Speaker 1: it's good. Like I completely cut loose. Instead of sitting out,
Speaker 1: I was swallowing the whole time. And are we talking
Speaker 1: about wine? Still? What are you talking about? Amy? Amy? No,
Speaker 1: your audience, you guys, Okay, let me rephrase that. Instead
Speaker 1: of like swishing and sitting in the bucket, I decided
Speaker 1: to go ahead and like kick loose and drink my wine. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm still stuck on the other thing. Sorry alight. So
Speaker 1: you were actually drinking the wine. I'm assuming that means
Speaker 1: you probably got drunk. I don't think I was a
Speaker 1: little tipsy. Yeah, yeah, a little bit. I mean, you
Speaker 1: know what, we were just having such a good time
Speaker 1: and we were having a good laugh. So and was
Speaker 1: he with you? Was he like on par in terms
Speaker 1: of drinks. Well, he was trying to be a little
Speaker 1: sophisticated and you know, act like he knew how to
Speaker 1: like the line around and spit it out appropriately and stuff.
Speaker 1: But you know, he started using things like a vegetative
Speaker 1: taste and lunch with flavor. And I was like, okay,
Speaker 1: did you tell him to like it was? Okay? Like
Speaker 1: you were already impressed by him. He didn't need to
Speaker 1: act like he knew ever think about wine. I did.
Speaker 1: I totally called him out. I was like, look, I
Speaker 1: kind of know a little bit about wine and you're
Speaker 1: full of it. And we actually had a really good
Speaker 1: laugh about it. Oh good, a really good guy. Yeah
Speaker 1: that's cool. They was able to admit any Yeah, I
Speaker 1: just looked up a bunch of v words in the
Speaker 1: dictionary before we got here, and that's why it sounds
Speaker 1: like I know what I'm talking about. So how did
Speaker 1: it all end? How did you guys wrap up your date?
Speaker 1: So we ended up taking an Uber back to my place,
Speaker 1: and he was a complete gentleman. He asked the uperdriver
Speaker 1: to like wait for him, and he walked me to
Speaker 1: the door. And I thought that it's going to be
Speaker 1: a good night kiss. There wasn't, but he was really sweet,
Speaker 1: and I don't know, it just seemed like it was
Speaker 1: going to lead to more and then and then now
Speaker 1: he's just been a little cold on text, and I'm
Speaker 1: a little confused. So you guys have been texting a
Speaker 1: little bit a little bit. Have you tried asking him
Speaker 1: out again? Straight up? I have not no what do
Speaker 1: you think? I mean? Obviously you've probably over analyzed this
Speaker 1: to death, you know what. I don't know. I mean,
Speaker 1: I don't know if I've got like too sloppy and
Speaker 1: I couldn't judge like just how much I'd had to drink.
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't think I embarrassed myself, but I
Speaker 1: don't know. I don't know if he was intimidated that
Speaker 1: I knew more about wine, but he just he didn't
Speaker 1: seem like he'd be a judge guy like that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, I think if he was willing to laugh
Speaker 1: about it when you were joking with him, probably not intimidated.
Speaker 1: Maybe you got hammered though, because sometimes you meet someone
Speaker 1: when you're drunk and then in your mind the next
Speaker 1: day you're like, I fell in love. I'm totally in
Speaker 1: love now. Well, and it is a winery, so like
Speaker 1: that's part of the expectation. It's not like he's looking
Speaker 1: for a sober person if his idea is to go
Speaker 1: to a winery. Right, it's weird, Like I finally found
Speaker 1: someone I connected with and I thought it was kind
Speaker 1: of useful. And then if this doesn't work out, are
Speaker 1: you gonna never do online dating again? I don't think so.
Speaker 1: I'm done, right, That's what everybody says. That's what everybody says.
Speaker 1: You will be back, trust me. It's the only way
Speaker 1: people date nowadays. All right, Well, I'm gonna play a
Speaker 1: song and then we'll come back and then get your
Speaker 1: second date up date. Okay, okay, all right, hang on
Speaker 1: brooking jubil in the morning dates. If you're just joining
Speaker 1: us for today's second date update. Amy is on the phone,
Speaker 1: and Amy went out on a first date with a
Speaker 1: real eno file, and you know what, I don't even
Speaker 1: know why she wants to get a call back because
Speaker 1: I try to stay as far away from eno files
Speaker 1: as possible. As a matter of fact, I asked them
Speaker 1: to let me know if they move into my neighborhood
Speaker 1: too closely to me. I don't like eno files. Okay,
Speaker 1: it means kind of store of wines. It's a it's
Speaker 1: a word that means kind of store of wines. Amy
Speaker 1: went out with a dude name Call into a winery.
Speaker 1: Apparently that fun drank a lot of wine. They got
Speaker 1: back to her place, she didn't get a kiss good night.
Speaker 1: Said he was a real gentleman and everything like that.
Speaker 1: But now he's become short untext and isn't talking to
Speaker 1: her anymore. So we're gonna call him and find out why. Amy.
Speaker 1: Is there anything else that you can think of that
Speaker 1: could have gone wrong? Because you said everything was perfectly normal.
Speaker 1: I guess the only other thing I can think of
Speaker 1: as at one point somebody spoilt some wine in my
Speaker 1: shoes and I kind of lost it a little bit,
Speaker 1: But had was great, like he handled it with such
Speaker 1: gentimately care and but no, I just can't imagine that
Speaker 1: that phased him at all, because he was great. I mean,
Speaker 1: when you say lost it a little bit, you didn't
Speaker 1: start like crying and screaming, right. I was starting to
Speaker 1: get upset, but before I got there, he toully called
Speaker 1: me down. No, I don't think it was that big
Speaker 1: of a deal. Okay, Well, Dallas phone number, get him
Speaker 1: on the phone and see if we can figure out
Speaker 1: what happened. Right, boy, I'd appreciate that because I just
Speaker 1: I'm at a loss as to why he's not getting
Speaker 1: back to me. Okay, here we go. Hello, all R
Speaker 1: is this Colin? Yeah? Hey Colin? How are you? Man?
Speaker 1: This is Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the Morning. Okay, Okay,
Speaker 1: it's a radio show. You ever heard of it? No,
Speaker 1: I don't listen to the radio. Okay, Well that's a
Speaker 1: good win something or what. No, you didn't listen and
Speaker 1: you could still win. Colin. We do a segment on
Speaker 1: this show. It's called the second date Date. That's where
Speaker 1: if you go out on a date with somebody and
Speaker 1: then end up not wanting to see them after, they
Speaker 1: can email us to get you on the phone and
Speaker 1: ask why so we recently got an email about you.
Speaker 1: All right, is this like a like a game show
Speaker 1: or something? I mean, I guess sort of, yeah, Colin, Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's a second game show right now? All right, cool,
Speaker 1: let's do this. It is not actually a game show, Like,
Speaker 1: we're not gonna you're not gonna compete for a prize here. Well,
Speaker 1: maybe you're competing for a prize. I don't know. Anyway,
Speaker 1: we got an email about you from a girl named
Speaker 1: Amy that you went to a winery with. Oh, I
Speaker 1: don't really want to be on this game show anymore too,
Speaker 1: Like Colin, you're locked in now. Amy wants to know
Speaker 1: why you don't want to see her again. She said
Speaker 1: a lot of really nice things about you. She was nice,
Speaker 1: but like she was, I don't like to use the
Speaker 1: word crazy, but psycho, would you like to go with
Speaker 1: that instead? If you don't want to use crazy, I mean,
Speaker 1: there are other words you could use. Maybe she's just
Speaker 1: like unhinged or something. Whoa, I feel like that's more
Speaker 1: tense and even crazy. She didn't sound unhinged when we
Speaker 1: talked to her. Do you guys talk to her? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: we talked to her. She sent us an email about
Speaker 1: your date, and when we talked to her a little
Speaker 1: bit about it, she sounded perfectly normal to me, said
Speaker 1: that you guys had a great time, and now you're like,
Speaker 1: it's obviously you don't want to see her again. I mean,
Speaker 1: it was like I wanted to think it was like
Speaker 1: two different people. So at one point of the day,
Speaker 1: someone spilled something on her. I guess she sort of
Speaker 1: like freaking out about the spill, and I was like
Speaker 1: looking and I didn't see anything, Like I looked on
Speaker 1: her shore. I looked on her like everything that she
Speaker 1: would wearing. I'm like, I don't see any spill. And
Speaker 1: then she started going on like, oh, it's it's all
Speaker 1: on my shoe. He spilled wine on my shoe. And
Speaker 1: I looked at her shoe and I don't see anything
Speaker 1: on her shoe, Like she's really going over the top
Speaker 1: and I don't even see a spill. So I'm like,
Speaker 1: I'm trying to like help her, So I'm like, do
Speaker 1: you need tissues? Do you need like a napkt? Like
Speaker 1: what do you need me to do? Like I tried
Speaker 1: to be really helpful, but I'm staring at her shoes
Speaker 1: and I'm like, dude, there's nothing here. It's just an
Speaker 1: overreaction to not spilling wine on her shoes. It was
Speaker 1: way more than an overreaction. It got to the point
Speaker 1: we had to take her away from the group and
Speaker 1: like calm her down because she was like flipping out
Speaker 1: about this imaginary stain. Was she about ready to like
Speaker 1: crack up in a wineglass and cut somebody with it?
Speaker 1: I mean, I wouldn't be surprised if she did it, Like, Colin,
Speaker 1: are you serious? Whoa wait, hold on, what's going on here? Oh? Colin,
Speaker 1: that's actually Amy. She's on the other line and wants
Speaker 1: to talk to you. Yo, Like, why is she on
Speaker 1: the phone? I didn't was she on the phone this
Speaker 1: whole time? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, I forgot to tell you that. Sorry,
Speaker 1: it's like part of the game show, Colin surprised. All right, Well,
Speaker 1: this isn't really that great. I don't know. I think
Speaker 1: it's kind of great. I think it's pretty good. Colin
Speaker 1: on a statement, sir, I don't think you realize what's
Speaker 1: going on? No, I don't like, is this some type
Speaker 1: of joke? Like why? I don't understand? And I emailed
Speaker 1: them because you wouldn't get back to me, and I
Speaker 1: knew I needed to talk to you about what like
Speaker 1: I don't look I was good all of us on
Speaker 1: our next date, but I never got the next date.
Speaker 1: It wouldn't tell you like that wasn't real. It was
Speaker 1: a toll, fake tanswer. I made the whole thing up.
Speaker 1: What why would you fake being mad over? It was
Speaker 1: a test, a test who was the best own first date?
Speaker 1: Like why are you doing like a loan or anything? Like?
Speaker 1: Why why am I being tested? I was testing you
Speaker 1: because sometimes I get a little emotional. I just wanted
Speaker 1: to see how you would handle it when my real
Speaker 1: feelings weren't involved, and you hated it. I mean you
Speaker 1: were amazing you. You don't clee how that you don't
Speaker 1: see how that's messed up at all? Like I was,
Speaker 1: legit worried about you, Like I thought, I'm like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, what's drawing with this Jake? She's going crazy
Speaker 1: over something that didn't happen. Is she okay? Is she
Speaker 1: too drunk? Like I was worried about you and the
Speaker 1: whole and you were just making it up. It was fantastic.
Speaker 1: You were so caring. I mean you like asis test,
Speaker 1: like shining colors. You don't see how you sound crazy,
Speaker 1: which is even more crazy, you know what. I back
Speaker 1: Colin on that too, amy Like the fit is one thing,
Speaker 1: but then faking the fit as a test on a
Speaker 1: first date, that's so you don't get it. There are
Speaker 1: so many creepy guys out there that all they want
Speaker 1: to do is hook up. And Colin wasn't like that,
Speaker 1: Like he was amazing and that never would have happened
Speaker 1: if I hadn't tested him. So, I mean, I am
Speaker 1: so glad I did, Like I found that what a
Speaker 1: great guy he is. Yeah, but that's the reason he's
Speaker 1: not calling you back though. Yeah, No, that's only because
Speaker 1: he didn't realize it was a test, Like I'm not
Speaker 1: normally that crazy, but now he knows it's a test,
Speaker 1: so everything is great. I mean, he had a connection,
Speaker 1: Like he is an odd guy and I cannot wait
Speaker 1: to get to know him better. Okay, just throwing that
Speaker 1: out there thing, I'm done. Yeah it's not great. So
Speaker 1: it's not great. It's not great with you, Colin. It's
Speaker 1: not like if you want to keep thinking it's great,
Speaker 1: if that's what you need, that's fine, but just know
Speaker 1: that I'm not interested in pursuing anything else, Colin. No, no,
Speaker 1: you're not getting that. That whole thing I made it up.
Speaker 1: It was fake, It was not real. So you don't
Speaker 1: have to worry about that. And they're not getting it.
Speaker 1: I think you need help, Colin. It was that wasn't
Speaker 1: really mean, Amy, Amy. I think that Colin might be
Speaker 1: testing you now to see how bad you want to
Speaker 1: go out with them. No, no, that's not what this
Speaker 1: is like. I don't want you to think that. I
Speaker 1: don't want a stalker. I'm not interested. I'm one hundred
Speaker 1: and ten percent not into Colin. Are you testing me? Yeah?
Speaker 1: All right, well let's make sure Amy. Hey, Colin, would
Speaker 1: you like to go out with Amy on a second date?
Speaker 1: We will pay for it. No, no, god, no, I
Speaker 1: don't know. Never in a million years. Con you're joking,
Speaker 1: and this is not funny. These are my feelings and
Speaker 1: emotions we're dealing up here. I'm not interested in ever
Speaker 1: seen you again. Amy. Listen to him. You're being delusional.
Speaker 1: He does not want to go out with you. What
Speaker 1: are you talking about? I'm with you, Amy. Hey, Look Amy,
Speaker 1: I think it's still all at test. I don't think
Speaker 1: he's going to agree to it. Right now, though. I
Speaker 1: think you got to wait it out a little while.
Speaker 1: Do you think you've seen crazy? Well? Do you have
Speaker 1: not seen crazy yet? Don't make me mad? You sure
Speaker 1: you don't want to reconsider that date? Just for your
Speaker 1: own safety, for our own safety, can you guys to
Speaker 1: stop assid if I'm interested? I told you no, she's crazy.
Speaker 1: I'm not interested. It's crazy. I am not crazy. I agree, Amy,
Speaker 1: you know what. I think all of us are crazy. Okay, guys, Look,
Speaker 1: I apologize. I got a little emotional. It's just because
Speaker 1: I'm an emotional person. So you know what to test.
Speaker 1: And what's Colin like? He some time to sit and
Speaker 1: think about this. He's going to do the right thing.
Speaker 1: And I know, Colin, when you have some time to
Speaker 1: think about this, you're going to do the right thing.
Speaker 1: You're going to call me. Okay, yeah, I'll call you.
Speaker 1: Sounds good. Thank you, Colin, Amy, I'm glad it all
Speaker 1: worked out. And just hang on the phone because I'm
Speaker 1: sure Colin will come around. Okay, thank you guys, Yeah,
Speaker 1: no problem, that was cool, Thank you Amy. Five. Thanks guys,
Speaker 1: you made this happen. Yeah, hey, Colin, are you still there?
Speaker 1: I don't want to be but I am. Yeah, moved
Speaker 1: out of the country now broken Jewel in the morning.
Speaker 1: Almost everybody texting in at seven eighty five to nine
Speaker 1: two right now is calling Amy crazy, But there are
Speaker 1: a few people who actually want to date or say
Speaker 1: she sounds perfect, don't want to meet you. Yeah, if
Speaker 1: you don't know I'm talking about I'm talking about todays
Speaker 1: second date update. It's brooken Jewel in the morning. And
Speaker 1: today Amy wasn't going to call back from this dude
Speaker 1: named Colin. They went to a wine tasting together, and
Speaker 1: it turns out the reason that he wasn't calling back
Speaker 1: was because she faked a giant meltdown in the middle
Speaker 1: of the event. She claims that she was testing him
Speaker 1: to see if he could handle her when she had
Speaker 1: a real emotional episode. She says she does this on
Speaker 1: all her dates. She tests people out to see if
Speaker 1: they can handle her when she's going crazy again. I
Speaker 1: get embarrassed if like two people look at me in
Speaker 1: a restaurant that I don't know, I'm like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: is there's something in my face? I can't imagine creating
Speaker 1: a scene where I wanted everyone to turn and stare yep, yeah,
Speaker 1: and he said he was not into it at all,
Speaker 1: but she still thinks they're together. I think, yeah, And
Speaker 1: you know what, that's the scariest part. Yeah, yeah, I know.
Speaker 1: He's like, you're crazy, you are crazy. She's like, you're
Speaker 1: just you're joking around. It's cool. Yeah. Anyway, by the
Speaker 1: end of the call, he thought that she was totally
Speaker 1: nuts and wanted nothing to do with her. She still
Speaker 1: wants something to do with him, though, and he's probably
Speaker 1: moved out of the country by now, changed his name,
Speaker 1: all of that fun number everything. Remember, if you want
Speaker 1: to do a second date update, all you have to
Speaker 1: do is email us and we will call the person
Speaker 1: who didn't call you back this