Speaker 1: It's time for the Bobby Bones post show. Here's your host, Bobby.
Speaker 1: I mentioned on the show yesterday that I thought today's
Speaker 1: show it suck because we'd be so tired. I think
Speaker 1: it was fine, but I'm tired. I'm really tired. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the day too. We were on adrenaline yesterday, like our company. Honestly,
Speaker 1: if they're dragging us out and making us go that hard,
Speaker 1: that far away in the desert late at night, Ley
Speaker 1: should say take Monday off. Honest to god, I'm not
Speaker 1: even I don't gonna like days off, and I would
Speaker 1: be like no, but then I'm gonna go, well the show.
Speaker 1: They're all exhausted, and then we'd probably do it. We'd
Speaker 1: probably they'd say take much is what we do? Is it?
Speaker 1: Take Monday off. We'd record some content ahead of time,
Speaker 1: place it in that Monday show so it wunna be
Speaker 1: a total loss for our listeners and coming Tuesday and
Speaker 1: start the show. Love that. It's like the super Bowl,
Speaker 1: you know, don't I don't know that Monday should be
Speaker 1: at national holiday, but I think it probably should be
Speaker 1: because everybody does it. You know, they're all these holidays.
Speaker 1: But yeah, we should have had the day off yesterday
Speaker 1: because I am I'm my voice is even a little
Speaker 1: shot still two days later. It's not bad bad, but
Speaker 1: it's they've worked to death far away, could be hydrated.
Speaker 1: Do you turn in your expenses yet? Is there a
Speaker 1: limit on those? Scoo? Would you get my expenses? Is
Speaker 1: there a limit? Your way past the limit anyway? Kidding,
Speaker 1: it's fine, now you're good. I think talent has a
Speaker 1: different limit versus production staff like myself, but you're you're
Speaker 1: not talent. No, when I'm there, I'm production staff. I
Speaker 1: do whatever they need. I'm basically a PA for them.
Speaker 1: So Scuba was driving the shuttle for a while this weekend. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but I was cool that because normally I have to
Speaker 1: work the daytime stage and it is like it is
Speaker 1: hotter than hell out there. It's true. I would have
Speaker 1: rather driven the shuttle too, yes, than worked outside as
Speaker 1: a production assistant. But Scuba is like a big deal, right.
Speaker 1: But then now there everybody gets everything the same playing
Speaker 1: our big big boss. Jim was like, I'll drive out
Speaker 1: the suv. I'm like, you're not driving the suv. You
Speaker 1: have other things to do. I'll do it. Plus we're
Speaker 1: looking at upgrading our vehicle to something bigger. So it's
Speaker 1: a nice chance for me to drive this car around.
Speaker 1: So I got out of the daytime stage. It's my
Speaker 1: when oh man, Yeah, he talked into that. Really convinced
Speaker 1: yourself that you were doing it. You were good. And
Speaker 1: I speaking of vocals, I had to go on vocal
Speaker 1: rest Saturday night. Who puts you on vocal rest? Eddie himself?
Speaker 1: And well the voice anytime you go to Vegas, though,
Speaker 1: you come back lunchbox and your voice is shot and
Speaker 1: you go allergies every time. No, no, but it's the
Speaker 1: it's the dryer of Vegas. It's a mix because you're
Speaker 1: yelling a lot. Okay, but I also am in the
Speaker 1: dryer of Vegas and I have bad allergies. But you said,
Speaker 1: you even said your voices voice right now, it's been
Speaker 1: It's fine, But that's what I'm saying. I went on
Speaker 1: vocal rests it every time. It's my point. And you
Speaker 1: come back, you gamble and you scream the whole time,
Speaker 1: and you're like allergies. Correct. I've never seen him so
Speaker 1: social in public. Then in Vegas he talks to every run.
Speaker 1: He's half drawn. Correct life and his kids aren't there. Yep.
Speaker 1: That's it. Yeah, but also when you're gambling, that's the whole.
Speaker 1: It's fun to chat with people and have fun and
Speaker 1: live it up at the tables. That's what it's all about.
Speaker 1: And Edie's like, no, dude, then no one wants to talk.
Speaker 1: All they are there to do is make money. I'm like, no,
Speaker 1: that's not true, Like people want to talk and have fun,
Speaker 1: and like, I mean, I think you're both right. It
Speaker 1: just depends on the person. Everybody's there for a different reason, right.
Speaker 1: I think most people, the ones that are rubbing their
Speaker 1: heads at the table, they're not there to have fun.
Speaker 1: They're like, oh my gosh, what's your favorite game to
Speaker 1: play in Vegas? Me roulette? You, craps and blackjack? One,
Speaker 1: he said one. I'm starting to shift where craps is
Speaker 1: the most fun. But he thinks he's really good at
Speaker 1: blackjacks and that's why he likes it. Blackjack you can
Speaker 1: be a certain level of good. There is some luck involved,
Speaker 1: but if you play, if you have to play right,
Speaker 1: and I do I know how to play, so yes,
Speaker 1: Eddie things you just go by your gut, which is
Speaker 1: totally crazy. Yeah, he thinks he knows what the cards
Speaker 1: are you don't know what the cards are, but the
Speaker 1: math medical situation. This is us in Vegas arguing about
Speaker 1: this everybody. So I'm saying, like, if you have sixteen
Speaker 1: and the dealers showing eighteen, and he's like, no, your
Speaker 1: gut just has stay stay. But it's funny because I'm like, no,
Speaker 1: you got to hit. He always points to the upside
Speaker 1: down cards right there, that's a ten, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: but you don't know that, and he says, you assume, right,
Speaker 1: you assume it's a ten, and then they flip it
Speaker 1: over it's a three. Well why did you him was
Speaker 1: a ten? It could be anything? Yes, this is what
Speaker 1: I think he explaining. It is funny, but he's right.
Speaker 1: I know there are rules to blackjack. I get it,
Speaker 1: depending on what cards are showing and what are rules.
Speaker 1: But there are mathematical statistics that tell you what you're
Speaker 1: supposed to do. There's analytics that That's what I'm saying
Speaker 1: certain direction. Can I say something though that he does?
Speaker 1: And I just know I know one that people don't
Speaker 1: like this. He tells people at the table what to do. Oh,
Speaker 1: people do not like that? Right? Why are you laughing?
Speaker 1: Because he did at my bachelor party, and it was
Speaker 1: so annoying. Oh, that's so annoying. I'm like, it's their money. Example,
Speaker 1: like he somebody's like, all right, you're showing this and
Speaker 1: the dealer says, do you want another card or not?
Speaker 1: And he looked. He covers his mouth. I would hit
Speaker 1: you don't. I would hit now. I don't. I don't
Speaker 1: say anything to people unless they ask. But but he
Speaker 1: covered his mouth. Let me say this, up until now,
Speaker 1: I've agreed with the lunchbox. He maybe has explained it
Speaker 1: in a way that didn't make a lot of sense,
Speaker 1: but I knew where he was going and he just
Speaker 1: play right now. If you're saying this is true, this
Speaker 1: is true. I don't know that I can agree with
Speaker 1: him no, no about his style of play. This is
Speaker 1: how it works. If they asked the dealer, oh what
Speaker 1: should I do? Or they asked the table like, oh
Speaker 1: what should I do? Because they're conflicted, I'd be like,
Speaker 1: I would hit ray. What do you think? Does he
Speaker 1: do it unsolicited? Yes? And he also to this last
Speaker 1: time he would actually tap the table to tell the
Speaker 1: person next to him to hit No. No, that was
Speaker 1: a joke because he had an astro's head on and
Speaker 1: so we were joking about the Astros and so I
Speaker 1: was banging like they did in the trash cans. But
Speaker 1: what you're still telling him to hit? He knew how,
Speaker 1: but he knew how to play. He didn't he didn't
Speaker 1: need me to tell him. It was just a being funny.
Speaker 1: So yes, better than funny. Yes, banging the table as
Speaker 1: an Astrost joke. And here's the thing, if you sit within,
Speaker 1: if you ask any dealer I play with, they love
Speaker 1: when I sit at the table because I know exactly
Speaker 1: what I'm doing. I know how to play, and I'm
Speaker 1: good at it. And they tell you, this guy knows
Speaker 1: how to play, he's good at it. This is what
Speaker 1: I lad with. Which should you win this weekend? I
Speaker 1: end up coming home down three hundred? But you said
Speaker 1: coming home down three hundred? You see lost three hundred? Yeah,
Speaker 1: so weird way to say it, But you don't know
Speaker 1: what you're doing literal I did. How much money did
Speaker 1: you win? Though? As at one point I was up
Speaker 1: like fourteen hundred dollars. He's good at blackjack though, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I lost on roulette. I was trying to go big
Speaker 1: on roulette and you know, making a real big pay
Speaker 1: day and didn't didn't hit happens. So I played the
Speaker 1: whole weekend for three hundred dollars Ednie, how much you lose? Uh?
Speaker 1: I lost like three hundred dollars good and any gamble
Speaker 1: for ten minutes. I gambled the whole weekend. No, I
Speaker 1: gabbled gamble for two days. Are you guys competitive about
Speaker 1: No? No No, he's just he is just he's just mad
Speaker 1: because I play certain games and I'm kind of cocky,
Speaker 1: but like I'm cocky, sure, but I play blackjack and
Speaker 1: I know how to play, and I'm sorry. Like if
Speaker 1: someone doesn't know how to play at the table, I
Speaker 1: don't tell. I'll just get up and leave. Like if
Speaker 1: they don't want to know, you make noises though, Like
Speaker 1: if he doesn't nowise, God, no idea. Yes, if somebody
Speaker 1: does something that's not part of the blackjack rules or whatever, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go. I'll cash out. I'll cash out. He
Speaker 1: does stuff like that that's still annoying, It's okay, it's
Speaker 1: my money. Absolutely, I'm not saying it's wrong. And it's
Speaker 1: sort of like if they're sitting there and they're like
Speaker 1: they're debating whether they're gonna hit let's say I have
Speaker 1: a fifty dollars bet out there and they have a
Speaker 1: ten dollar bet and they're just like, oh my gosh,
Speaker 1: But but their their bed doesn't affect you unless you're
Speaker 1: counting cards. You're only playing their cards. Their cards do
Speaker 1: affect the table unless you're counting cards. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: unless you're actually doing a counting ish version where you
Speaker 1: know that tens or jack queens, kings. And because again
Speaker 1: I studied a bit of really elementary card county and
Speaker 1: I sucked at it. So unless you're doing that, it
Speaker 1: doesn't affect it. And absolutely, especially if it's a three
Speaker 1: deck shoot, are you card counting? So if they don't hit,
Speaker 1: if they don't want to hit, I will offer it here,
Speaker 1: here's ten dollars to hit, and I'll take over your hands.
Speaker 1: This is what I'm saying. But that's yeah, that's no way.
Speaker 1: But they're just trying to play it. But if he's
Speaker 1: actually thinking he can make money on them, because they're
Speaker 1: because it's them versus the dealer, right, it's not really
Speaker 1: affecting lunchboxes hand like, he shouldn't get up. It is
Speaker 1: because if they don't take the hit. If let's say
Speaker 1: I'm doubling down. If I have eleven and they have
Speaker 1: and they don't hit on their card and they don't,
Speaker 1: you don't know what's coming next. But let's say they
Speaker 1: take the five the next card. Tend you have no
Speaker 1: idea what you're right, relationship of two cards, It doesn't matter.
Speaker 1: I'm not arguing the analytic. Yes, how much did you win?
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter. Yeah, but I didn't just win gambling.
Speaker 1: I won betting games as well, right right, that's gambling
Speaker 1: that I'm talking about on the tables, not table gambling,
Speaker 1: right right, Uh yeah, yeah, it's pretty good. Eddie said
Speaker 1: you hit eight reds in a row. I hit eight
Speaker 1: of ten reds, so that story is not exactly accurate.
Speaker 1: I came off the roulette table and I played ten
Speaker 1: and hit eight out of ten. But I didn't do
Speaker 1: anything to win them. That's just sheer luck. So but
Speaker 1: it was good. I think I won most of my
Speaker 1: money betting games, lost some plane craps, won a bunch
Speaker 1: of playing roulette, and then one betting game, did you
Speaker 1: find your bet slips? Here's what happened. I made five bets.
Speaker 1: I couldn't find the slips. Like like amy, if you
Speaker 1: lose those that's it. I mean, they're they're gone. I
Speaker 1: took pictures of them, but that doesn't matter. But I
Speaker 1: lost them. But I took pictures so when I went
Speaker 1: over and did work, I could look back at my
Speaker 1: slips to see what where I was in my games.
Speaker 1: And so I texted Eddie, I lost my bet. Slips
Speaker 1: could find up for an hour, and then I did
Speaker 1: the thing where I go, Okay, where would I put them?
Speaker 1: If it were me and I'm going back? Would put him?
Speaker 1: And I looked everywhere I would have put them. I
Speaker 1: couldn't find them in the hotel. Room's only so big.
Speaker 1: I don't know what's room kind of room the company
Speaker 1: but you guys in But I had like a corner
Speaker 1: room like the living room and oh no living room, no,
Speaker 1: oh no, I just have a shower in a bed.
Speaker 1: Mine was like an efficiency. Oh I didn't know that.
Speaker 1: I don't even have a closet. Well, I sears and
Speaker 1: three rooms inside of my room, ok, three rooms. I
Speaker 1: don't paid for it. I don't know. Showed up and
Speaker 1: you couldn't find him anywhere, every pants pocket, everywhere that
Speaker 1: I would have put them to be safe, couldn't looked
Speaker 1: under things I would have a heart attack. And as
Speaker 1: Kayla said, hey, can you look, I'll look in this room.
Speaker 1: You look in that room. We'll go look in this room.
Speaker 1: And this is tear apart. I was like, is there
Speaker 1: some one money? So we look, we look, look and
Speaker 1: she goes and you've looked in everything you looked at.
Speaker 1: She goes. You know you you would have put them
Speaker 1: somewhere safe, like you checked your shoes. I checked every
Speaker 1: single shoe because I brought like five pair of shoes
Speaker 1: with me. And she was like, you've gone all and
Speaker 1: I've grabbed a shoe again, and I put it so
Speaker 1: deep in the shoe to make sure it was safe
Speaker 1: and nobody stole it that I found him deep in
Speaker 1: the toe of the shoe. You hid them in the
Speaker 1: shoe up pushed him in a shoe. Wow. She even
Speaker 1: now knows what I'm doing, even when I can't remember,
Speaker 1: and I did. That's pretty cool. I'm not losing it.
Speaker 1: Anything's I'm losing it in general because I lost the slips.
Speaker 1: I'm not losing it. A chip flew out of my
Speaker 1: bag on the canal. You were pulling chips out of
Speaker 1: your pocket. That was it. That was crazy, man, because
Speaker 1: like Amy, he's pulling He's dude, check it out. This
Speaker 1: is crazy. It was a hot and roulette and he
Speaker 1: pulls out his chips to show me, and I'm like, wow,
Speaker 1: that's really cool. And then some guy comes up and
Speaker 1: say hey, well we start walking off. Some guys like hey, sir, sir, sir,
Speaker 1: you dropped a hundred dollars chip like a stranger. Wow.
Speaker 1: That's nice of that stranger. Amazing. Yeah, it's super nice
Speaker 1: because I mean one time I found one hundred and
Speaker 1: forty in cash on the ground. I went right to
Speaker 1: the roulette, will put it on red and hit Yeah,
Speaker 1: but you found it right on the ground. You didn't
Speaker 1: know whose it was, right. He saw me drop it
Speaker 1: was like, hey man, you dropped that, handed it to me.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh wow, thanks man. But he didn't
Speaker 1: have to say anything. Let you walk away. That's his money.
Speaker 1: But here's the thing. I'll be honest, I think they
Speaker 1: would have busted him because all those cameras. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I would have never said anything. I wouldn't have known,
Speaker 1: but I think they would have seen him pick it
Speaker 1: up and try to go bet it and they would
Speaker 1: have rank. Oh man, However, are on Papa, if you
Speaker 1: find just a chip on the casino floor, that's right.
Speaker 1: But if he's right, But I think with all those cameras,
Speaker 1: don't think keepers ever a real role. I think, yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, but I'm saying it's interesting. I don't know
Speaker 1: how to approach you. How'd you find that? Well? Finders keepers,
Speaker 1: I think they just probably let it go. It's like, well,
Speaker 1: I mean, my my cousin's husband was playing in Colorado
Speaker 1: one time and he was playing craps and he was
Speaker 1: had all these chips and he kept and he was rolling, rolling,
Speaker 1: rolling the dice, and all of a sudden, security just
Speaker 1: tackles the dude next to him, and he was like,
Speaker 1: what is going on? The guy next to him, every
Speaker 1: time he would roll, would reach over and take his
Speaker 1: chips and put him in his stad was stealing the chips. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and so then that's pretty cool. I mean, it was
Speaker 1: such a He was like, I had no idea because
Speaker 1: I would be rolling and he'd reach underneath me and
Speaker 1: put chips in his stats. And they were watching that clothes,
Speaker 1: and so they that's cool. They caught him. They caught him,
Speaker 1: and what they did is they gave every single chip
Speaker 1: that guy had My cousin's husband got Someone who finds
Speaker 1: lost property is entitled keep it unless the original owner
Speaker 1: comes to claim it. Right. But if i'd have been
Speaker 1: like a losso, yeah, I think he just had it.
Speaker 1: He could just could have kept it. Yeah. So he
Speaker 1: told me I was losing it. Between the bet slips
Speaker 1: and the money that is coming out, you're losing stuff.
Speaker 1: But I don't. It's a good I didn't gamble that much.
Speaker 1: I beat on some games and went down like twice.
Speaker 1: I'm not a big gambler anymore. I'll go just to
Speaker 1: hang out if I got time to kill there. For
Speaker 1: a long time, I wasn't gambling at all because I
Speaker 1: was just so I was in it. I was playing poker,
Speaker 1: I was doing everything. Lunchbox time. We're just flying to Vegas.
Speaker 1: It's so fun. We just go six seven times a year.
Speaker 1: Like you want to go gamble, Yeah, let's go. Sometimes
Speaker 1: we winte each other for two days because we just
Speaker 1: be gambling. That's crazy. But yeah, I really don't have
Speaker 1: like the itch to just to go a gamble. If
Speaker 1: we're killing time, a gamble a little bit. But it's
Speaker 1: also like I follows money and my I could have
Speaker 1: bought some shoes. That's what I always think. Yeah, Like
Speaker 1: if my kids ask me like, oh, can I have this?
Speaker 1: It's three hundreds, I gonna be like, you crazy out
Speaker 1: of your mind. But I just threw it away in
Speaker 1: like one day in Vegas. Or you could have made
Speaker 1: double exactly. That's what I always think. You're not and
Speaker 1: you can be good at something and also lost three
Speaker 1: hundred bucks when you just found out. Yeah, it happens,
Speaker 1: but not mad about it. I wouldn't be mad about
Speaker 1: it either. But also I'm not good at gambling. But
Speaker 1: it's also entertainment, absolutely, like you're paying for entertainment. But
Speaker 1: then Scuba he played for what twenty minutes and he
Speaker 1: won some good money? Did you? I double plused, And
Speaker 1: so I had one hundred bucks and I put it
Speaker 1: on red to their um there, I guess there, what
Speaker 1: do you what do you call that tradition? Roulette? Yeah,
Speaker 1: tradition whatever. I put on hundred bucks lost immediately on
Speaker 1: my crap. But I saw that it was black twenty nine,
Speaker 1: which is my birthday. I have specific numbers that I
Speaker 1: always play. I never do a color. So when I
Speaker 1: got another one hundred dollars and I started playing my numbers.
Speaker 1: I won, I won. You hit one. I kept I
Speaker 1: kept hitting all my numbers. Wow, my numbers. I don't
Speaker 1: ever do colors. I only do numbers. And I kept
Speaker 1: hitting and hitting and hitting and hitting, and then I
Speaker 1: was like, give me a sign and when I should stop.
Speaker 1: The next number that hit my ex wife's birthday, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, get me the hell out of here. I
Speaker 1: didn't know you were so weird about numbers. And oh yeah,
Speaker 1: it was like he saw ghost bones. He was like,
Speaker 1: cash me out, cash me out. We told the dealer
Speaker 1: it's a mi X wife's birthday, and they were I
Speaker 1: keep playing, keep playing, and we was sat there and
Speaker 1: watch every number after that would have been numbers against me,
Speaker 1: and I would have kept losing. I probably would have
Speaker 1: broke even. But I didn't cashed out. And I want
Speaker 1: I think it like three hundred bucks. You came out ahead,
Speaker 1: three hundred head, three hundred nice job. Yeah, after tipping
Speaker 1: the dealer and all that stuff. And he throws in
Speaker 1: the dealer tip like it's called karma. So I always
Speaker 1: take care of those around me. He didn't give me
Speaker 1: any money I was around you. You're the one I
Speaker 1: totally put it on red and told me to keep playing.
Speaker 1: So no, I'm not giving you anything. And I tried
Speaker 1: to steer you to a different table because exactly he's like,
Speaker 1: don't play some one because it has three greens. It
Speaker 1: means nothing to me. No, it does. Your percentages go
Speaker 1: doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. Your table was a loser table.
Speaker 1: So that's why I don't listen to you. Did I
Speaker 1: go play at the table? No? EJ played, But Brobby,
Speaker 1: would you tell him? Just tell him statistically, it was
Speaker 1: smarter for him to walk over to the table with
Speaker 1: two greens instead of different money. Let's say you bet
Speaker 1: the green. The odds are up on a green, but
Speaker 1: he's not betting green. That's what I was trying to
Speaker 1: let him know that. I was just letting him know
Speaker 1: his odds were worse, and he was like, it doesn't
Speaker 1: make a difference. I'm like, okay, it didn't because I
Speaker 1: want him out. Maybe I wasn't. I don't know how
Speaker 1: I to see the table, Mabe. It wasn't thirty six
Speaker 1: to one on their red black individual numbers. Since they
Speaker 1: were more green, maybe it was better than that. It's
Speaker 1: the same. They just they sneaked that green in there
Speaker 1: for people that don't pay attention, because I hit it
Speaker 1: one time last year and I landed on Palm Tree
Speaker 1: and I was like, palm Tree, what does that mean?
Speaker 1: They're like just a third green Man And I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: I wasn't paying attention. Don't do that again. They got you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I didn't see that table. I don't know. I don't
Speaker 1: know what's going on. Well, anyway, we had a fun trip.
Speaker 1: No we didn't. It sucked, but we did a couple
Speaker 1: of fun things. But it sucked. Yeah, it's the worst
Speaker 1: because you just go in to get dehydrated. And the
Speaker 1: show's cool. Shows awesome, show's cool, but it's just all
Speaker 1: the stuff we have to do around it. Like if
Speaker 1: you could ever go to the show, if you're just
Speaker 1: a listener, it's awesome. I mean, you see some people,
Speaker 1: you know, I mean and together. Yes, that first night,
Speaker 1: Lionel and Morgan Wallen were the two to get everybody
Speaker 1: up the most, and I wasn't there for that. It
Speaker 1: was very entertaining. Yeah, I was watching the show and
Speaker 1: I went to Southwest app to see how much tickets
Speaker 1: to Miami would be. I'm like, I'm I want to
Speaker 1: go to mind watch again. Let's go again with Pitt
Speaker 1: Bull and his whole career. He starts falling the on
Speaker 1: the road. Dude, it was so good. Ray were you jealous?
Speaker 1: Can't go? I had fomo, but then I knew it
Speaker 1: was really hot out there because I've just been out
Speaker 1: there and you guys were working constantly. It's a busy
Speaker 1: stead sucks. So then I lost all the fomo. We
Speaker 1: go and they're like, Okay, I give you one sad,
Speaker 1: soft story that's not very sad and sobby, but I
Speaker 1: was just irritated. They're like, okay, you have a shoot
Speaker 1: and we're gonna shoot this thing for a big client.
Speaker 1: Have your hair done? Have you need to makeup? Because
Speaker 1: as TV cameras, you need to be dressed because it's
Speaker 1: gonna be be camera ready. Camera ready means you gotta
Speaker 1: look tip top eight presentable because somebody importance watching it,
Speaker 1: either it's on TV or it's using a promo video
Speaker 1: like llalla great before that goes swimming, buying, get your
Speaker 1: COVID test. Okay, cool COVID still thing, I guess sure,
Speaker 1: not really to me for sure? Right, So we go
Speaker 1: by and they're like, you're gonna go to VP testing,
Speaker 1: so because we gotta get you in and out. And
Speaker 1: I'm like, okay, cool, nice cool, get me a little coffee,
Speaker 1: maybe a little Starbucks, and we go and walk out.
Speaker 1: I was like, well, it's not very VP. It's outside
Speaker 1: in the parking lot. And I'm like, okay, well I
Speaker 1: get it. I'll go and get the test and we're
Speaker 1: probably air conditioned tent. No. I just sit in the
Speaker 1: parking lot and that's okay, but they have met camera ready.
Speaker 1: I'm sweating through the makeup. It was hot. The back
Speaker 1: of my shirts got a big sweat ring in it.
Speaker 1: And I get out. I guess I can't be on camera.
Speaker 1: My bat can't be seen a camera. There's a huge
Speaker 1: sweat ring in it. And so I'm sitting there there.
Speaker 1: I sit here in the next up trash can, and
Speaker 1: so I started taking pictures of the stuff and I'm like,
Speaker 1: this is my VPP trash can. I was just a
Speaker 1: child at that point, but I was just I don't
Speaker 1: even care if I was in shorts and a cut off.
Speaker 1: But they were like, get camera. I spent all this
Speaker 1: time having to get ready for this thing, and I
Speaker 1: was like melting, like makeups, melting off my face. And
Speaker 1: then I asked my friends like, hey, how was your
Speaker 1: COVID test? They were like, fine, we wanting to the hotel,
Speaker 1: got a test when you got a Starbucks, walked around
Speaker 1: the air condition. Wait, hold on, you did what? Yeah? Like, yeah,
Speaker 1: we got it. I was so confused while you went
Speaker 1: to a parking lot. Yeah, we were of VIP and
Speaker 1: arsl's air condition. Yeah. I was really nice it offs today.
Speaker 1: No one told me offs today, Like I mean, it
Speaker 1: was a great little nice ballroom. You walk chairs to
Speaker 1: very nice chairs, and you have to wait right there.
Speaker 1: You go gamble while you waited if you wanted to what. Yeah, Man,
Speaker 1: not to make it more mad, but yeah, I wasn't
Speaker 1: even mad about having to go there. It was just
Speaker 1: the fact that I had to get ready and spend
Speaker 1: all that time, and then you just sit on the
Speaker 1: sun and it all sweats and melts off of you. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So there are people with bigger problems. I don't even
Speaker 1: know if there are. I'll be honest with you, I
Speaker 1: think that's the bigges problem anybody's ever head. That's so
Speaker 1: big one with that one. Okay, look, okay, a couple
Speaker 1: things we're gonna mention here, and then we're gonna call
Speaker 1: this today because I think I'm done with the sheet. Michael,
Speaker 1: I'll get on the sheet. If you want to go
Speaker 1: watch Amy's show in which she's doing a live podcast. Amy,
Speaker 1: what do you want to say? Well, it's Saturday, November fifth,
Speaker 1: and it'll be at night, like you said, in whichitall
Speaker 1: a century to Um Theater and it's just going to
Speaker 1: be a really evening of exploration. I'll say that we're
Speaker 1: gonna be dirty up whenever I talk about it. I
Speaker 1: feel like I want to explore. But it'll also be
Speaker 1: fun too. But just like, it's a four things podcast,
Speaker 1: So the main things are living life, getting unstuck, making
Speaker 1: a move, and showing up. So those are the four
Speaker 1: areas we'll cover, and there will be experts on hand
Speaker 1: and listener Q and air Live sound more like a
Speaker 1: health fair, I would it? Does? It? Does? I would
Speaker 1: position it like this healthfare. Yeah, it's like they're a
Speaker 1: lit'll be experts. You can ask you a question that
Speaker 1: you go to the tent. This tent talks about arthritis.
Speaker 1: I would just say we're doing a live podcast if
Speaker 1: this place is gonna be a lot of fun. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it starts to sound like You're like, you know, there's
Speaker 1: gonna be We're gonna talk about tendonitis. We're gonna spend
Speaker 1: some time really fright experts, I mean a therapist. Yeah yeah,
Speaker 1: but I'm saying you gotta sell. You gotta sizzle it.
Speaker 1: You got, it's gotta be sizzle like, it's gonna be
Speaker 1: so much fun. It will be fine. Yes, you'll come,
Speaker 1: you'll laugh, you have a great time. You'll also learn something. Okay,
Speaker 1: it's a podcast event. We've never done this first time ever, Like,
Speaker 1: you gotta do that because I know it's gonna be cool.
Speaker 1: But when you're explaining it, I'm like, oh, I'd probably like, oh,
Speaker 1: I don't know about it. If I want to go
Speaker 1: and you hear about it. But if we will listen
Speaker 1: to my podcast, that's a lot of what it is.
Speaker 1: But you don't want anybody to come, Okay, do you
Speaker 1: want anybody listens to the show to come? Okay, anybody
Speaker 1: that even sees your thing. But it's gonna be awesome,
Speaker 1: so much fun. It's a live podcast. There is fun
Speaker 1: surprises too. I've been working on it and I finally
Speaker 1: got them all in. There's four surprises and I just
Speaker 1: got them and they're very good. So there you go go.
Speaker 1: What's the ticket side selectacy dot com, slash Amy. There
Speaker 1: you go. You should go to that show. And as
Speaker 1: far as Vegas goes for me, I'll be back in December,
Speaker 1: third third of the date again. Yeah, well, here's the thing.
Speaker 1: That's a Saturday night. We're just gonna do one show.
Speaker 1: I was just surprised to win. Even was like, hey,
Speaker 1: come play the theater. It's the Encore Theater at the Win,
Speaker 1: the big theater there, and it's sold out. I was
Speaker 1: even more surprised it's sold out. But people are selling
Speaker 1: tickets for like three and four times the amount, and
Speaker 1: people are buying them don't buy them. So we're trying.
Speaker 1: We're almost there to be able to do the night before,
Speaker 1: which is a Friday night. If so, I'll tell you soon.
Speaker 1: I hope you come. I hope we get to do it.
Speaker 1: Eddie'll be there. We're doing if we can do two shows,
Speaker 1: Raging ITAs to do a little set in the middle.
Speaker 1: It's my comedically inspirational show. It's gonna be super funny,
Speaker 1: and we'll talk about tendonitis. It sounds like a healthcare Yeah.
Speaker 1: George Burgh will be hoping it's gonna be it's gonna
Speaker 1: be awesome. Okay, that's it. We gotta go. Um, I
Speaker 1: gotta do an interview. Somebody's interviewing me, so I'm gonna
Speaker 1: go hop over and do that and I will. We'll
Speaker 1: see you guys tomorrow. By Everyboddy