Speaker 1: Hello, my loves, Welcome back to the Get Them Lalla Podcast.
Speaker 2: I'm somewhat freaking the fuck out.
Speaker 1: Yes, you know you are the signature giggle laugh voice,
Speaker 1: all the things that just like made all of us
Speaker 1: fall in love with you. I have Brynn Whitfield from
Speaker 1: Real Housewives of New York. I was telling you, Grin.
Speaker 1: I am very very picky about who I.
Speaker 2: Have come on the podcast.
Speaker 1: Yea, I have the team sending me people all the
Speaker 1: livelong day. I'm like, I'm sure they're interesting to a
Speaker 1: lot of people, not to me. I've had one guest
Speaker 1: since we've done YouTube, which, by the way, we just
Speaker 1: hit ten thousand followers on YouTube. Not that not that
Speaker 1: I've had one person. I've had Stassy. So you're my
Speaker 1: second guest and I'm honored to have you all.
Speaker 3: I'm so I'm so thankful to be here. It's like
Speaker 3: she's like the cool chick in high school, like the
Speaker 3: kind of scary one you want you desperately want her
Speaker 3: to like you, Like that's you, Like I I'm the
Speaker 3: one that's honored.
Speaker 1: That's so crazy because that was not the actual reality
Speaker 1: really of me in high school.
Speaker 3: You seem like you would have been like the Regina George,
Speaker 3: like the most popular, the most beautiful, but kind of intimidating,
Speaker 3: scare scary, like girls wanted you to punch them in
Speaker 3: the face.
Speaker 2: Not at all.
Speaker 1: I was actually the theater geek who was like getting
Speaker 1: finger banged by the head of the football team.
Speaker 3: Okay, more more, and that's about it.
Speaker 2: That's that's as odd as cool as I got.
Speaker 3: Was like, oh my god, it was a finger fingerpanging.
Speaker 3: That's also the best. I was just having a conversation
Speaker 3: with this last week. That's like the best, most underrated.
Speaker 3: If they're good at it, it's the best, right, So
Speaker 3: do they have to be good at fingerbeing? I think
Speaker 3: fingerhanging is one that you don't you don't actually even
Speaker 3: like be a specialists, just like you don't shut it's
Speaker 3: not go ahead have the same as a hand job
Speaker 3: or like a handome. I feel like it's about how
Speaker 3: they like to do, and there's like a thing and
Speaker 3: whatever the same thing. I think is just more like
Speaker 3: how quantity over quality.
Speaker 4: It's like, really, oh, I totally disagree, because that could
Speaker 4: hurt If I'm fingered aggressively done, I'm passing up.
Speaker 2: There is there is if you're.
Speaker 3: Doing a good finger. It's like clittorus. They're getting around clitoris.
Speaker 3: Can I get it in a sentence? And you can
Speaker 3: be the root of the word clit taurus say it's
Speaker 3: so cute. But that's good to know. So you're just
Speaker 3: you're not You're not picky with the fingers. I'm not
Speaker 3: picky with the I mean, okay, it's it's more so
Speaker 3: like I just love the effect. You can do it anywhere,
Speaker 3: you know, that's table. That's the hottest thing. I once
Speaker 3: stated guy in Venice. He was crazy like Venice Beach
Speaker 3: are like actual cool man like Venice, nice Venus. And
Speaker 3: I remember I had on these like this cute mar
Speaker 3: Hoffman like jumpsuit. He's like, hang on one second. He
Speaker 3: goes down to his garage, comes back up with the scissors.
Speaker 3: I was like, what the fuck, Like Andy, he's really intense,
Speaker 3: but I didn't get it. Hold out the pockets and
Speaker 3: I think cut the pockets out of my jumpsuit. And
Speaker 3: I was like, this is mar Hoffman sample sale, Like
Speaker 3: this can't be created and he's like no, so I
Speaker 3: can figure you a brunch, which god at the Rose
Speaker 3: restaurant and bed and I was like that I fell
Speaker 3: I'm still in love with that guy I did. I
Speaker 3: texted him in this weekend. I'm like, hey, I'm in town,
Speaker 3: you know, and he's like, nice, hear from you. Hope
Speaker 3: I got the hope you're doing well?
Speaker 2: Text Oh like I'm married with four kids.
Speaker 3: And now they able the vibe like he's aiding someone
Speaker 3: and he's like, hey, thanks, thanks for the invite. Can't
Speaker 3: do it. I hope you're doing well.
Speaker 1: By the way, give it a few months. They all
Speaker 1: start creeping at some point. I don't want to be
Speaker 1: the person they're creeping with, but like they all start
Speaker 1: to stray all right, where he's gonna be hitting you
Speaker 1: up and you're gonna be like, I'm good, I saw
Speaker 1: you on Instagram.
Speaker 2: Hey.
Speaker 3: The second that you like, even like energetically or anything,
Speaker 3: you move on the I mean, they all just come in. Yeah,
Speaker 3: they can sense when you're happy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what is that to your life?
Speaker 1: And then they do because then you catch me in
Speaker 1: my closet in the dark with my vibrator.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, wait have you have you used your
Speaker 3: vibrator in secret?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 3: Like, when you're with someone, in halfway with someone.
Speaker 2: I cannot creep around.
Speaker 1: So when I would see that dudes were sliding in
Speaker 1: the d M, and I knew I couldn't respond. It
Speaker 1: was so sexually frustrating that it's like, oh and then
Speaker 1: when the ring cameras went in, it was like, now
Speaker 1: I'm really fucked. Where am I supposed to do that?
Speaker 3: All of us masturbate in the privacy round class?
Speaker 2: You know?
Speaker 1: I mean, okay, So I have a couple episodes ago
Speaker 1: you spoke about swallowing and you were like, all you
Speaker 1: have to do is like gag on the day.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I was.
Speaker 1: The BJ's So I was talking to my mom and
Speaker 1: my best friend, where's this going?
Speaker 2: I want to know? I want to know your thoughts.
Speaker 1: So my friend asked my mom were were you? Are
Speaker 1: you a swallower? And my mom was like, no, I
Speaker 1: never swallowed. My friends told me that come has way.
Speaker 2: Too many calories. No, do you know anything about this?
Speaker 3: She cares what her fit because I like, I'm mon keto, sweetie,
Speaker 3: I can't no, no, no, I need that.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 3: I don't think it is calories and sodium, right, maybe
Speaker 3: a lot of sodium. I do, so does the thing
Speaker 3: I really saw.
Speaker 2: That's how I know that I like someone is if
Speaker 2: you swallow it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean I used to be a freaking gangster.
Speaker 1: I used to like give the beeja swallow and then
Speaker 1: grab the bottle of vodka because naturally they would have
Speaker 1: that near my bed at this point.
Speaker 2: In time and chase it with like bottom shelf vodka.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Yeah that's hard. I used to be
Speaker 2: a bag of fun.
Speaker 1: Now someone puts that thing near my face and I'm like,
Speaker 1: I kissed my child with.
Speaker 2: It away from me.
Speaker 3: I I had a guy heard who told me we
Speaker 3: were telling like you're sharing her stories. He was like,
Speaker 3: this is the creepiest thing ever. He's like, don't ever
Speaker 3: do this. Did a girl give him a blowjob and
Speaker 3: she's trying to be really hot and I guess she
Speaker 3: like had it in her mouth and she goes like
Speaker 3: watch this and winked and then no, gargled gargled, Yeah,
Speaker 3: gargled it and then like and he was like he
Speaker 3: just told me, He's like, no, no one should ever
Speaker 3: do that.
Speaker 2: That's disgusting, right, that's like a bad point.
Speaker 3: I wasn't thinking you have like a party trick and
Speaker 3: then it's like just false.
Speaker 1: I think it's also a teeth whitener though, so if
Speaker 1: you switch it around a bit.
Speaker 3: I feel like men made that up like a man
Speaker 3: was like a cures cancer can. It's great for your skin.
Speaker 3: It'll make it so much younger. Put it on your face.
Speaker 3: It's good for your skin. Breast milk literally heard that, yeah,
Speaker 3: heel ship Like I had a wedding one day, scrape
Speaker 3: myself and my friend's like just put some like and
Speaker 3: literally the next day it was fine. It literally cures
Speaker 3: like that's very and things and it's great for your skin. Right, yeah,
Speaker 3: not semen, see they light to us. It's always us
Speaker 3: curing answer.
Speaker 1: It's not them, No, but that is true with the
Speaker 1: breast milk because when I was pregnant with Ocean and
Speaker 1: my skin was freaking out, I would just literally just
Speaker 1: like squirt a little on my finger and put it on,
Speaker 1: and it like helped a lot.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna see if I can squeeze them.
Speaker 1: Out a little later, like have any left over because
Speaker 1: I'm suffering from a breakout.
Speaker 2: So I I have.
Speaker 3: So many questions, let's go, let's have at it.
Speaker 1: First of all, I want to know, because we were
Speaker 1: having this conversation before we started.
Speaker 2: I want to know what you're driven by.
Speaker 3: Personally me what I'm driven my life?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean we just learned that you were a
Speaker 1: pre med student. My mind cannot even grasp that at all.
Speaker 1: Like you throw me into the wilderness, I'm fucking surviving, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you throw me into a college and bitch, I'm running.
Speaker 3: I think, well, at this point or twenty twenty three,
Speaker 3: like the wilderness would be actually more useful. I I
Speaker 3: don't know. I've always just answered to myself. I think
Speaker 3: that my grandmother raised me. But she wasn't very she
Speaker 3: wasn't hands on, you know, like we've turned her, we've
Speaker 3: canonized her into a saint. I think my brother and
Speaker 3: sister and I. But she wasn't by any means perfect.
Speaker 3: Shed a lot of shortcomings and staying on top of
Speaker 3: us or if you had your homework done or anything
Speaker 3: wasn't in her repertoire. So like she sat down and
Speaker 3: taught me how to do her signature so that she
Speaker 3: didn't have to sign papers and permission slips and things
Speaker 3: like that. Oh wow, be bothered. So she went shopped
Speaker 3: our games. She'd get mad at us if we didn't,
Speaker 3: you know, hit a home run or she's very tough
Speaker 3: on us. So it was more so like I had
Speaker 3: to kind of like create rules for myself and like
Speaker 3: what my expectations were, what was and I had to
Speaker 3: do it. I don't know, like I don't know if
Speaker 3: something inspires me. More so, it's just like I just
Speaker 3: don't want to be lazy. I don't like lazy people. Okay,
Speaker 3: I don't know. I don't know what drives me, you.
Speaker 1: Know, some like I'm driven by the amount of Instagram
Speaker 1: followers I have.
Speaker 2: I'm driven by those money. I'm for those people.
Speaker 3: I think in a way, I'm driven by money. I
Speaker 3: think up until it was like up until I turned
Speaker 3: thirty and I started around company. I honestly, if you
Speaker 3: had asked me, I was like, you know, junior vice
Speaker 3: president or whatever. I was in my twenties, and had
Speaker 3: you asked me, I was always worried that I was
Speaker 3: still gonna work at McDonald's. I literally would go or
Speaker 3: see McDonald's like I could still end up there, like
Speaker 3: it was always chicken little and it's only taking me
Speaker 3: the past several years. Then now I finally don't have
Speaker 3: that feeling anymore of like I could be poor, could
Speaker 3: I might have to go back on welfare, I might
Speaker 3: have to do something like that, like that was always
Speaker 3: in me, so I was scared. But now I don't
Speaker 3: have that. I can honestly say I don't have that
Speaker 3: feeling anymore. And now it's like I've read all those
Speaker 3: books about manifestation. I've done everyone from like Abranham Hicks
Speaker 3: to Eckart totally to whatever that the Tony Robbins guy,
Speaker 3: I've done all that stuff. So now I do believe
Speaker 3: like you are your thoughts, you create everything, Like what's
Speaker 3: for you is gonna come do you? Now I subscribe
Speaker 3: to all that Venus shit. I picked it up when
Speaker 3: I lived in Venice. Yeah, So now I'm just more
Speaker 3: like it's like I'm scared of nothing, and I've had
Speaker 3: so much fucked up shit happened to me in my life.
Speaker 3: I was telling someone, I was like, I'm fucking bulletp
Speaker 3: like I'm unafraid, Like I'm literally David Goggin says this thing.
Speaker 3: He's like, when the devil goes to sleep at night,
Speaker 3: make sure he's looking under the bed for you. And
Speaker 3: that's how I live. And I'm like, no, no, the
Speaker 3: devil's scared for me because I'm like, I've take I've dined,
Speaker 3: with the devil, like I picked up the tab, you know,
Speaker 3: Like yeah, so I'm like unafraid, Like I think that's
Speaker 3: like my superpowers too. Like I'm just like I don't
Speaker 3: give a fuck. I mean I do when I care.
Speaker 3: I'm not one of these like I don't give a
Speaker 3: fuck bitches. But I'm like there's something in me where
Speaker 3: it's confidence, but I can be I don't have confidence
Speaker 3: all the time, you know, Like I don't know, it's
Speaker 3: just this thing where like I'm not I think is
Speaker 3: the worst things in life that could have happened to
Speaker 3: a child or a woman. And like there's ten percent
Speaker 3: of my life I've shared on the show to date.
Speaker 3: Everyone's like, oh my god, your story. I'm not giving
Speaker 3: other people my full story. That's my story and I'm
Speaker 3: going to share it over time. But I've only shared
Speaker 3: ten percent. I know what's happened in my life. I've
Speaker 3: been the most fucked up shit happen.
Speaker 2: I have chills right now.
Speaker 3: I love. I feel like that's the way too. Even
Speaker 3: like how we've known each other, I've always picked up
Speaker 3: that from you, like you've like been through shit too,
Speaker 3: Like I don't know, I just feel always like you're
Speaker 3: kind of the same, Like, I don't know, I've just
Speaker 3: felt that connection noice to you.
Speaker 1: I can't imagine, though, with what you went through because
Speaker 1: I had the luxury of growing up and so did Easton,
Speaker 1: of two phenomenal parents who loved each other, who there
Speaker 1: was never any pressure. Whatever we wanted to do in life,
Speaker 1: we could achieve. And if we didn't go to college,
Speaker 1: no big deal. If we didn't make a lot of money,
Speaker 1: no big deal. Like they just wanted to see us
Speaker 1: happy and healthy, right, So we did have that luxury
Speaker 1: that not everybody has. There are things that have obviously
Speaker 1: happened in my life that have shaped me and I
Speaker 1: personally have said, you know, I'm bulletproof, like you cannot
Speaker 1: take me out if this didn't take me out nothing.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, And as we talk about that, is it
Speaker 2: the experience or does that come with age?
Speaker 3: I think it's getting both. I read somewhere the answers
Speaker 3: always both for a good question.
Speaker 2: I like that. I love the great.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, it's always like I think it's a little
Speaker 3: bit of both. Definitely with age. I thought I was
Speaker 3: I was confident. I thought I knew everything in my twenties.
Speaker 3: Now in my thirties. It's just crazy, whether it be
Speaker 3: life or my own self confidence or high and with men.
Speaker 3: I'm like, I just I was so like now like
Speaker 3: I love like the each age I get older, I'm
Speaker 3: like less dumb and I feel better about myself and
Speaker 3: I'm like, oh, this is easier, and shit kind of
Speaker 3: goes into perspective. But I think it's also it's not
Speaker 3: the experience. I think it's just getting through having the
Speaker 3: experience and then not like dying or failing, you know,
Speaker 3: or even to times when you felt and like I'd
Speaker 3: feel like I wanted to do that, Like I think
Speaker 3: getting through it and saying we like, for example, if
Speaker 3: it's like a breakup, or if it's something you know,
Speaker 3: anything or family or death or something and you're like
Speaker 3: you were scared of that thing happening, or like, oh
Speaker 3: we always say we had if a plane goes down
Speaker 3: with all my family and I won't be able to
Speaker 3: live right. And I've said this too. I love my
Speaker 3: brother so much, and I remember one time I was
Speaker 3: talking to him just thinking about I was like, well,
Speaker 3: if you and my sister and grandma, if you guys
Speaker 3: all died, I'd kill myself too. I can't live after that,
Speaker 3: He goes, No, you you'd be sad for about a year,
Speaker 3: but then you move on because you have to. And
Speaker 3: now I feel that way, like I don't know, I
Speaker 3: don't know.
Speaker 1: I'm so like on your page. It's so crazy because
Speaker 1: as you're talking, I it's when my dad passed. I
Speaker 1: as a child used to lay in bed and this
Speaker 1: is not normal for a child.
Speaker 3: And I would like and imagine and imagine how sad
Speaker 3: you'd be, right, Yes, yeah, I did that too.
Speaker 1: Yes, And listen to Celine Dion some song about like
Speaker 1: saying goodbye when your mom died.
Speaker 2: Saw me, I was like an elementary.
Speaker 3: S I listened to the way and I know you're
Speaker 3: shining down And I would lay and think about my
Speaker 3: grandmother dying because I loved her so much.
Speaker 2: And you're like, how will I function?
Speaker 3: And sometimes I think that it's been two years and look,
Speaker 3: she was eighty two and it was fucked up. What
Speaker 3: happened with my family and stuff with her. They cremated
Speaker 3: her against her last wishes, and then.
Speaker 2: No, God is devastating.
Speaker 3: She's in a storage unit, like a storage it's used
Speaker 3: to barrier. It's fucked up. That's a whole nother that's
Speaker 3: a whole nother thing. But that's that's my family. But
Speaker 3: like I would, I was always so scared my whole
Speaker 3: life about she's gonna die, She's gonna die, and I
Speaker 3: would like premeditate. I did with my dog too. I
Speaker 3: was like so sad before it happened. And I think
Speaker 3: sometimes the reason why I'm still like having trouble, like
Speaker 3: you know, speaking sometimes about her, and like a lot
Speaker 3: on camera too. For some reason, the camera's fucked with
Speaker 3: me and having to say things on camera, having to
Speaker 3: say my grandmother's dead. I would start like just bawling, crying. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I made it real. I think in my self preservation way,
Speaker 3: I just go about it and I tell my story,
Speaker 3: and I'm a publicist and I can narrate things that
Speaker 3: I can speak. But then all of a sudden, it
Speaker 3: was like in the Confessionals and like still tells about
Speaker 3: MEMI and I would just like start shaking. I was
Speaker 3: like get away, Like I was like, fuck off, I'm
Speaker 3: not talking about it. And we had to keep doing
Speaker 3: confessionals and confessionals and they would wait the questions at
Speaker 3: the end, and then finally I'd be like take like
Speaker 3: three shots I come, only you go you have five
Speaker 3: fucking minutes, and I'm like, and it's so crazy because
Speaker 3: they're all weirded out because it's me for like like
Speaker 3: and then I like abe, and then I was just like,
Speaker 3: go answer the quote you have five minutes.
Speaker 2: Like you'd make it of you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and everyone's and then then then they're like get
Speaker 3: her out of here, like is it? And then I
Speaker 3: would just be like dark for two days, like it
Speaker 3: was just very but but yeah, but I would do
Speaker 3: the same thing. You just ad as a cave. And
Speaker 3: I think that's one of the reasons why I think
Speaker 3: it's like not glorifying of it. What's it called when
Speaker 3: you keep you build it up so much in your
Speaker 3: in your head. Like I'm not saying we're not as
Speaker 3: sad as we are about parents dying.
Speaker 1: No, but you do find a way to move on,
Speaker 1: Can I ask you? Do you believe in God or
Speaker 1: a higher power?
Speaker 3: Yes? Yeah. I grew very, very Catholic, but I've dabbled
Speaker 3: in and I've fallen in love with a lot of
Speaker 3: different religions. Okay a little. I've dabbled a little bit
Speaker 3: of Islam. I've tried to convert three times to Judaism. Wow, Yeah,
Speaker 3: I love religion. I think it's beautiful. I think everyone's
Speaker 3: an idiot because we're all actually praying to the same shit, right,
Speaker 3: and it's all the same. But then there's like we're
Speaker 3: all fighting over it, but it's all the beautiful parts
Speaker 3: of it. We're all wanting the same thing.
Speaker 1: I feel the exact same way Easton and I grew
Speaker 1: up in Utah, so religion and scares me. Spirituality and
Speaker 1: like the talks of God or a higher power it
Speaker 1: felt very forced to where it kind of turned me off.
Speaker 1: But I also think that leaning into that when you
Speaker 1: actually do experience loss instead of it just being something
Speaker 1: you're imagining, like when this happens, I'm done, let's call
Speaker 1: it a day, it happens, and then for me, God
Speaker 1: has a very strange way of helping you compartmentalize. And
Speaker 1: if you I'm not saying everyone is like this, just personally.
Speaker 1: If I can lean into that, there is a way
Speaker 1: where I can remember, you know, my dad, the way
Speaker 1: he deserves to be remembered, and I can move on
Speaker 1: with my life yet still have the most vivid like
Speaker 1: I remember every wrinkle, I remember the way his hands
Speaker 1: look the way his hug feels, and I can.
Speaker 3: Write it, write it down, Oh girl, I did. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 3: when they come up little things, keep writing.
Speaker 2: And he's saying, yeah, yeah, all of that stuff.
Speaker 3: Things because you start to, like so many memories I've
Speaker 3: come up over the past two years, little things about
Speaker 3: her house or her hands or how she would touch something.
Speaker 3: And I was like, why where did this memory come from?
Speaker 2: It?
Speaker 3: And I don't know where it came from, but I
Speaker 3: want to I just so therefore, I don't know where
Speaker 3: it's going to go, so I want to keep it.
Speaker 3: So I always write, write them down now, and I
Speaker 3: have like this long list of just the things she
Speaker 3: used to do, how she used to snore, how she
Speaker 3: used to live, all these little things.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I love that you do that your I love
Speaker 1: that you call your grandma Mimi, because that was our grandma.
Speaker 2: Her name was Mimi. Really, yes, And oh my god.
Speaker 1: It's so cute and just when you talk about her
Speaker 1: and I know what you mean where you're like, I
Speaker 1: know that this person wasn't perfect, but she was my Mimi,
Speaker 1: you know, and she took over in a time that
Speaker 1: was like you were a little baby. I can't even
Speaker 1: imagine let's talk about this part when she said, you
Speaker 1: go to medical school to marry a doctor. First of all,
Speaker 1: who's getting into medical school to where they won't even
Speaker 1: have the option, Yeah, to marry a doctor that way?
Speaker 3: Seriously, No, I remember. I wanted to be a doctor
Speaker 3: my entire life. I just studied as a child, NonStop anatomy, physiology.
Speaker 3: I would watch I would watch like cardiac surgeries, like
Speaker 3: I don't know how I got my hands on videos.
Speaker 3: I had a little white robe that said doctor Brenn
Speaker 3: on it. I would do every book reporting school about
Speaker 3: doctor Christian Minord. He was a South African doctor who
Speaker 3: did the first human heart transplant, doctor Ben Carson. I
Speaker 3: loved him, and not you know, politically now later on
Speaker 3: in life, but I loved him. He did the brain transplant.
Speaker 3: I was obsessed with because you're smart, dad, I was.
Speaker 3: I was obsessed with being a doctor. I go to Purdue,
Speaker 3: and I went to Purdue because it's a good science school.
Speaker 3: It's like one of the top engineering schools. So I'm like, oh,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna learn. I fucked myself over because I was
Speaker 3: competing with people who are now working at like SpaceX
Speaker 3: and they're rocket scientists. I'm smart, but I'm not like
Speaker 3: fucked up like it took me. I had a study
Speaker 3: for the sciences and those things I was. I was
Speaker 3: an athlete when I was in elementary school. I loved math.
Speaker 3: I can't even add now, but but I wasn't as
Speaker 3: good as science. I got really in my head. I
Speaker 3: was with a very unsupportive boyfriend who basically was like, yeah,
Speaker 3: I don't think you can do it either. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: he was the worst. And yeah. I remember I called
Speaker 3: my grandma and she was like, oh honey, She's like, yeah,
Speaker 3: it's okay. You don't go to you know, just go
Speaker 3: to marry a doctor. Like her biggest thing for me
Speaker 3: would be to this day, I would think like if
Speaker 3: I married a doctor, because in her generation, that was
Speaker 3: like how you made it as a woman, you know,
Speaker 3: like like marry the doctor, marry the lawyer, marry the
Speaker 3: doctor the lawyer, and it's oh he's a lawyer, he's
Speaker 3: a doctor. Like it was a very you know, but
Speaker 3: now I'm like, Grandma, go he ipe owed his last
Speaker 3: company a doctor. Just get a doctor.
Speaker 2: Why would she think about you doing reality TV?
Speaker 3: She would love it, and it's I'm gonna getchoked up.
Speaker 3: She would absolutely love it. So another thing that wasn't
Speaker 3: maybe the best she didn't like Mimi wasn't a cultural like.
Speaker 3: She didn't she didn't like to leave her house a lot.
Speaker 3: She sat in front of a TV right a lot,
Speaker 3: many hours per day, to the point where, like you know,
Speaker 3: she was one of those types. She'd fall asleep in
Speaker 3: her lazy boy recliner and if you tried to move
Speaker 3: the remote or turn the TV off, she'd be like
Speaker 3: she'd wake up out of her end to you, no, no, don't,
Speaker 3: don't shut it off, just non stop that TV was
Speaker 3: going on and on. So she's obsessed with television. And
Speaker 3: one of the reasons why I did the show is
Speaker 3: because I was like, if there is fucking heaven, and
Speaker 3: if there's a fucking TV in heaven, then she can
Speaker 3: watch it, because like there's one thing like not being
Speaker 3: the President of United States, nothing like being on TV.
Speaker 3: She would have understood that, Like she loved TV too much.
Speaker 3: Probably it was the whole good mid one. It was
Speaker 3: like she just sat in front of the TV all
Speaker 3: day long, and it was like the Today Show, than this,
Speaker 3: then that, and then and then the five the five
Speaker 3: PM News and then Oprah, and then the six pm
Speaker 3: News and that everybody loves Raymond and the ten pm News,
Speaker 3: and then I Love Lucy and all the sickond It
Speaker 3: was just the TV was on NonStop talking up and
Speaker 3: we could walk in front of the TV. You couldn't
Speaker 3: do anything for the TV. So TV. She understood that,
Speaker 3: So she would one hundred percent understand and she'd be
Speaker 3: so happy.
Speaker 1: That makes my heart and soul sore. And we're all
Speaker 1: so grateful that you decided to do it. So, speaking
Speaker 1: of like the.
Speaker 2: Dating and marrying of the doctor, are you dating anybody
Speaker 2: right now?
Speaker 3: I'm dating no one. How do we feel about that?
Speaker 3: I'm okay with okay, Actually I'm great with it. The
Speaker 3: only issue is I want to have a baby, and
Speaker 3: unfortunately I need balls with sperm and stuff in it.
Speaker 3: So and I need, I need, and I don't. I'm
Speaker 3: not at the point yet mentally where I I've seen
Speaker 3: with my friends. I have a couple of friends or
Speaker 3: single moms, and I see how hard it is, and
Speaker 3: I know me and I know how I get about,
Speaker 3: Like when I had a dog and even going to
Speaker 3: the vet, I wanted that person whoever I was dating
Speaker 3: there with me to take care of the dog when
Speaker 3: I was upset. I'm not comparing dogs to babies, but I.
Speaker 2: Think that's a totally fair.
Speaker 3: I want to partner. Everyone's like, yeah, but what if
Speaker 3: you just, like, you know, what if you do really
Speaker 3: really well with work or something, make a bunch of
Speaker 3: moddy you can just have nannies and stuff. I'm like, no,
Speaker 3: I think I want someone for once in my life.
Speaker 3: I want to be able to be like the week,
Speaker 3: not the weak one, but I want to be like
Speaker 3: I don't want to do it on my own. I've
Speaker 3: done everything on my fucking own. And I just if
Speaker 3: I'm gonna have a kid, which is going it's the
Speaker 3: thing I'm going to take most seriously in life, Like
Speaker 3: I'm gonna have a kid, and it's gonna have like
Speaker 3: the best childhood. I'm gonna be the best mother. Everything
Speaker 3: that I didn't get, I'm gonna give it to them,
Speaker 3: and so I want it to be perfect. And in
Speaker 3: my mind, in my old school mind, it's like, I
Speaker 3: do want that person there. I want to be able
Speaker 3: to lean on them. I want mommy and Daddy in
Speaker 3: bed and I want them to like jump in bed
Speaker 3: with us. It's made and maybe it's irrational or it's
Speaker 3: not real realistic, and I won't get it. But I
Speaker 3: think I'm still at the point where like, I'd rather
Speaker 3: not have it than not have it the way that
Speaker 3: I want it. You know.
Speaker 1: I have this conversation with my friend Katie all the time,
Speaker 1: and she craves having a family over having children. So
Speaker 1: she said, if I don't have a partner, then I
Speaker 1: don't need kids.
Speaker 2: I want a partner to create a family with that.
Speaker 3: I'm like someone articulated like how I feel. I couldn't
Speaker 3: put it. That's it. I want a family, not kid
Speaker 3: not okay, the kids, yeah totally. And I yeah, okay,
Speaker 3: that's it, that's what you want. Yeah, yeah, that's crazy.
Speaker 1: I obviously felt that way before I had Ocean, right,
Speaker 1: and now the universe and God worked in tandem to
Speaker 1: put me in a different place then I expected myself
Speaker 1: to be in. And now I just crave having children.
Speaker 1: But I also have the luxury of my mom picking
Speaker 1: up her life and moving to LA to help me
Speaker 1: with with my daughter. You know, so in a way
Speaker 1: I can't. I feel badly calling myself a single mom
Speaker 1: or even trying to relate to actual single mothers because
Speaker 1: I have such a gang of support that I'm like
Speaker 1: true like single parents, single mamas.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like those are superheroes. I can't even imagine you're.
Speaker 3: A superhero that you don't cut yourself. I mean, like you,
Speaker 3: I that's amazing. The fact that you can even like
Speaker 3: think of stuff like that is like speaks to your character.
Speaker 3: That's incredible to be able to say, like you are
Speaker 3: technico legally or like objectively by the State of California's
Speaker 3: single mother right right, So, but that's incredible for you
Speaker 3: to say. I'm not gonna even claim that because I
Speaker 3: know I'm so blessed because I have people around me
Speaker 3: helping me, and I have community, and I have my
Speaker 3: own mother and I have of course, it's incredible for
Speaker 3: you to say that.
Speaker 1: Well, I think it's important when you think, and I
Speaker 1: think that's what my mom taught me, is like, when
Speaker 1: you think you got a bad girl, there's people who
Speaker 1: have it worse and they're picking up and moving on
Speaker 1: and living life.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so figure it out.
Speaker 3: You can always find some mess, my grandma say, make
Speaker 3: you can always find someone who's got it worse than you. Yeah,
Speaker 3: And that's the Yeah, that's the truth.
Speaker 1: When you go out to like find a dude. Do
Speaker 1: they have to be in a certain tax bracket? Do
Speaker 1: they have to be rich?
Speaker 3: They don't have to be much very much prefer it.
Speaker 3: I've always been unapologetic about like this. It blows my mind. Okay,
Speaker 3: I grew up poor, why would I want to be
Speaker 3: I've you know, people say like, oh, you know you can't.
Speaker 3: Money can't buy your happiness, Yes you can.
Speaker 2: I fully disagree.
Speaker 1: Every time people have said that, I'm like, I fully disagree.
Speaker 3: Yes it can, mind you, it can't buy you certain things,
Speaker 3: like it can't, but it can buy you, you know,
Speaker 3: a vacations therapist, spot, you know, whatever, everything that you need, help,
Speaker 3: nanny's whatever, to take the burden off. Like can it
Speaker 3: literally just buy you straight up happiness like it's a
Speaker 3: vending machine. Of course not, but nothing can. But I've
Speaker 3: been I've been poor and I've been rich, and let
Speaker 3: me tell you it's way better being rich. I think
Speaker 3: it's like people just like we want someone wants to
Speaker 3: keep someone people stupid and keep them down and keep
Speaker 3: them small. No, so I don't have any And I'm realistic,
Speaker 3: Like I know how much children cost, I know how
Speaker 3: much when I had my dog, how much of that
Speaker 3: costs and how much children cost in private school tuition? Again,
Speaker 3: the way that I want to dance lessons gymnastically. That
Speaker 3: shit costs money, all the shit I and I know
Speaker 3: how much because I didn't get to do any of it,
Speaker 3: you know. So when I was told the reasons why
Speaker 3: and the exact money costs, and I sat there and
Speaker 3: I did my little math and I did so I
Speaker 3: know exactly how much everything costs. So I again, I
Speaker 3: want the family. So I've always been very unapologetic about
Speaker 3: I'm looking for. Obviously, if someone's amazing and great, that yeah,
Speaker 3: it doesn't matter. But I I a lot of the
Speaker 3: times call me crazy. But money is associated with ambition.
Speaker 3: And if you're trust fund kid, that's different. But you know,
Speaker 3: in order to make money, keep money, grow money. To me,
Speaker 3: that shows a proof of concept like intelligence and ambition
Speaker 3: and drive. And it's like that little Kim song, like
Speaker 3: ambition makes me so horny. I love ambitious men like
Speaker 3: I love like powerful, strong, smart, ambitious men.
Speaker 2: They're hard to they're hard to come by.
Speaker 3: They're hard to come by in LA and that's one
Speaker 3: of the reasons why I moved.
Speaker 2: Really tell me.
Speaker 3: I lived in LA and I went bounced back and
Speaker 3: forth after college between LA and New York for jobs
Speaker 3: and pre COVID. Six months before I was living on
Speaker 3: Beverly Hills and I was engaged to Gideon. Then I
Speaker 3: moved to my own place and uh in Beverly Hills,
Speaker 3: and then I moved to Venice, and after two hours
Speaker 3: in Venice, I was like, I have so many hundreds
Speaker 3: of friends, but I feel lonely because I like can
Speaker 3: be a lonely place. If you don't have, like you're
Speaker 3: driving in your car a lot, you don't. It takes
Speaker 3: like three months to make plans with friends. And if
Speaker 3: it rains, everybody cancels. If there's a vallet, everybody cancel
Speaker 3: totally idle friend lived like you can't. It was the
Speaker 3: first question, yea, yeah, but yeah, I was like, I
Speaker 3: don't have a lot. I didn't. I have so many friends,
Speaker 3: but I went to see them and then and then
Speaker 3: I would just go on these dates. And then I
Speaker 3: even turned into the person I didn't like. I beat,
Speaker 3: I turned into a flake like everyone. It's it is
Speaker 3: very I will say this, it is very different dating
Speaker 3: in New York, and it is better. LA is We're
Speaker 3: a lot of flakes here and everyone's like writing or
Speaker 3: doing something or finding themselves. You can date someone for
Speaker 3: several months and you know, like I met a guy's
Speaker 3: parents when I was practically living on his place, and
Speaker 3: then I was like, yeah, well you know it's my boyfriend.
Speaker 3: He's like whoa. I was like, were you fucking king?
Speaker 3: Like your mom just texted me this morning?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 3: Like what you know? And then I did the same
Speaker 3: thing to someone and I was like, whoa. Now I'm
Speaker 3: turning into the thing that I hate because it's so easier,
Speaker 3: and everyone's hot and everyone has like a cool car.
Speaker 3: It's just yeah. But in New York, everyone's dating with
Speaker 3: more of a purpose, where there's kind of like the
Speaker 3: expectation of this is how it goes, or if we
Speaker 3: move in together, there's an expectation every there's more accountability there.
Speaker 3: It's a totally different dating scene. I much prefer New York.
Speaker 2: Wait, do I need to like pack up my life
Speaker 2: and move?
Speaker 3: I'm telling you it's like, so I say New York
Speaker 3: in La. New York is like the chick you marry.
Speaker 3: She's like ride or die. She's it's amazing, And LA's
Speaker 3: your side chick. It's like, you.
Speaker 2: Don't want to be a side chick.
Speaker 3: But it's like it's more like it's more temporary, it's
Speaker 3: more fun. It's more like you look better here. It's like,
Speaker 3: you know, it's exciting, it's whatever. But LA is more
Speaker 3: like people. It's just a different mentality. Settle down. You
Speaker 3: really want to find a man. You go to London,
Speaker 3: it's like fucking fishing in a stack pond over there.
Speaker 3: Ratio of dudes to women. I don't see women there.
Speaker 3: You don't see them. We're like thirties in London, like.
Speaker 2: Hacking up, and they have accents.
Speaker 3: They're super chill. They almost all English dudes and like
Speaker 3: UK dudes. They kind of I have like black dudes
Speaker 3: or they're just like real cool.
Speaker 2: Done yeah yeah, I say, yeah yeah.
Speaker 3: They're always like kids who they're like, girl, you crazy,
Speaker 3: you know what I'm saying, Like that's kind of UK's
Speaker 3: but they're like, uh, you crazy, that's a bad action.
Speaker 3: But they're chill as fuck. Like they're chill. They're like
Speaker 3: they think they just drink pints and like they're cool
Speaker 3: and they're pretty hot. The accent's cute and they're all
Speaker 3: like real jobs and they were suit.
Speaker 2: That's super hot. Yea, Where did you meet Gideon?
Speaker 3: Gideon? I met in New York, Okay, and he lives there. Yeah,
Speaker 3: he uh, he did live there when we met, and
Speaker 3: then he moved to LA and then I moved to
Speaker 3: LA with him, but then we broke up. I lived
Speaker 3: in Venice and then I've moved back to New York since,
Speaker 3: but he lives in LA.
Speaker 2: Now see, I feel like for you, I'm.
Speaker 3: Going to set you up with Gideon.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, would be really bad. I think I
Speaker 2: would be a little too much forgeting.
Speaker 3: No, no, if Gideon. If Gideon was good for me,
Speaker 3: Gideon would be perfect for you then because we're all
Speaker 3: kind of the same, you.
Speaker 1: Know, but you're like pulled together and like sexy and
Speaker 1: fun but like use big words and like pre med
Speaker 1: student and I'm like, listen, I went to Slick Sully
Speaker 1: Community College. Most of the time, I'm just in a hoodie.
Speaker 3: Now, you know, he's good with you have to I've
Speaker 3: learned he's very good with his mother, whom my door.
Speaker 3: You have to find a guy that's good with their mother.
Speaker 3: That's one of the first questions I asked on dates too.
Speaker 3: What's your relationship, like with your mother. Obviously there's situations
Speaker 3: like me, like I would hope no one would hold
Speaker 3: my biological mother situation against me. But for the most
Speaker 3: where you can tell with a guy if he's like, yeah,
Speaker 3: I like her, like she drives me nuts, but I
Speaker 3: love her and I always answer her phone calls. I'm like,
Speaker 3: if he's good with his mom.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna need him to say, I don't fuck with
Speaker 1: my mom at all because there can't be two moms
Speaker 1: involved because I got my own main bitch, my own.
Speaker 1: So I'm gonna need you to not fuck with your
Speaker 1: mom that much because my mom's gonna be like living
Speaker 1: with one.
Speaker 2: Do you think that?
Speaker 3: Do you think you can maybe ever find someone who
Speaker 3: had that? Would you be open if they're like if
Speaker 3: their mom was cool, what if you could have like
Speaker 3: two And what if your mom that could have like
Speaker 3: a grandma? No one.
Speaker 1: By the way, if I find a dude who loves
Speaker 1: his mama and our moms love each other and we
Speaker 1: can punt them into like the poolhouse or something, they
Speaker 1: can live together and then we can have like the big.
Speaker 2: House, yeah, oh I love it.
Speaker 1: Yeah you're yeah, because my whole thing is I want
Speaker 1: to have like a compound, and I want Easton and
Speaker 1: like the gays to move in. And then my dude
Speaker 1: who has a cool mom and like maybe his family
Speaker 1: want to move in, Like come one, come all, let's
Speaker 1: just like create a pot of orcas.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and just thrive. I have a couple of crazy
Speaker 3: wealthy girlfriends in New York and they're like, should we
Speaker 3: just like buy Hampton's compound and we all live there
Speaker 3: together and we have babies together and raise them together.
Speaker 3: Because I We're reading.
Speaker 2: This group of women and where do I find And.
Speaker 3: I'm like, you come hang out with us, but there,
Speaker 3: and like they're like kind of honestly thinking about it.
Speaker 3: Like one of them is like, well, my parents will
Speaker 3: just like give us one of their houses. And then
Speaker 3: we're like, should we all as women? Just could you
Speaker 3: imagine five women and we all raise our kids together? Little?
Speaker 2: It would be It's my dream, it would be.
Speaker 3: It would be nice because whenever we're together with the kids,
Speaker 3: we all naturally like you know, like oh, like the
Speaker 3: kids crest and then I pick them up and I
Speaker 3: feed him and then we passed it. It just happens organically.
Speaker 3: That's like biological too.
Speaker 4: That used to be that used to be how it
Speaker 4: was way of course, way way way when they were
Speaker 4: like nomads, but it was tribal.
Speaker 3: All the women women took care of each other's baby.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they like breastfed other people.
Speaker 3: They have babies at the same time. I know that
Speaker 3: even though if you haven't breastfed, if there is an
Speaker 3: infant in here and you put it on the floor, okay,
Speaker 3: and it's crying and it just laid there. Even though I,
Speaker 3: for example, I have never breastfed before, within eight to nine hours,
Speaker 3: I'll start lactating. Stop because the baby gives off a
Speaker 3: ferm when it's in distress. And if your body can
Speaker 3: do it, it will start doing it. We're animals. It's incredible.
Speaker 3: That's beautiful. So yeah, yeah, yes, wow maybe, but who's
Speaker 3: tested this though? I read it like you tested that, like,
Speaker 3: let's put your baby in the middle of the floors
Speaker 3: and cries and to see if my nipples but you know,
Speaker 3: comes out of them, like well, but I believe it.
Speaker 2: No, I believe it too.
Speaker 1: And also because I did, I had the luxury of
Speaker 1: breastfeeding as well.
Speaker 2: I've had a lot of luxuries in life.
Speaker 3: I love that you reckon you see these things that
Speaker 3: most people say, oh, I'm got a breastfed ahead, and
Speaker 3: you're like, no, you had the luxury. You're very grateful.
Speaker 3: That's a good thing.
Speaker 2: Thank you. B Sobriety brought that to me. Nice, No,
Speaker 2: but like it was.
Speaker 1: That's that's a thing where people will ask you, like
Speaker 1: throwback women, like a different generation of like are you
Speaker 1: gonna breastfeed?
Speaker 2: And us because we're woke.
Speaker 1: It's like, well, I hope yeah, because you don't just
Speaker 1: it doesn't just happen for every mama.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So obviously for me, when you guys stepped onto the scene, right,
Speaker 1: I'm going to take a roney turn.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I was a little nervous because I had watched the
Speaker 1: OG's on my TV for so long, gone back to
Speaker 1: Peacock or Hulu when when Housewives was on Hulu and
Speaker 1: watched the most throwback episodes. So like the og cast
Speaker 1: was in I think everyone's mind. I'll just speak for
Speaker 1: myself right now, and I was like a whole new cast.
Speaker 2: I don't know about this.
Speaker 1: In fact, I actively told myself I can't cheat on
Speaker 1: my OG's. Yeah, and then obviously I caved.
Speaker 2: Yeah, damn.
Speaker 1: I didn't even have to wait and it was like
Speaker 1: it's on tonight, I'm watching and immediately fell in love
Speaker 1: with actually all of you guys. There wasn't one person
Speaker 1: who I was like, this feels forced. There were so
Speaker 1: many natural like if for me, it felt like you
Speaker 1: guys had been on camera for one hundred years. Really, yes,
Speaker 1: how did it feel for you? It was awkward, it
Speaker 1: was weird.
Speaker 3: I mean I got it. So it came to me
Speaker 3: so haphazardly. I just had wrapped up at a tech
Speaker 3: company here in Culver City. Actually it was coming back
Speaker 3: and forth in New York. I was like, Okay, I'm
Speaker 3: in a position where I can take a year off
Speaker 3: from work for the first time in my life, and
Speaker 3: I'm just gonna like travel and chill. The economy was
Speaker 3: about to tank, so it's like, okay, I'll start looking
Speaker 3: in spring for a new job. And then and I
Speaker 3: was in I was in south of France and I
Speaker 3: get this DM from a casting company and it's like
Speaker 3: they're like, hey, we're at the real House ives in
Speaker 3: New York. We like talk to you. And I thought
Speaker 3: it was like a scam, you know, like a crypto
Speaker 3: scamra one of those things. They're like, Okay, sure you
Speaker 3: either like went to my spam because I was on private.
Speaker 3: I had like three thousand followers or something, and I
Speaker 3: was like what is this? And then there was a
Speaker 3: couple more messages and then my friend Savannah she messaged me.
Speaker 3: She's like dumbass. She's from the Delta, but she lives
Speaker 3: in New York. She's hilarious. She's like, dumb ass. They're
Speaker 3: trying to contact you for the housewhile and I was
Speaker 3: like what, Like, I'm not you know, I'm not some
Speaker 3: like rich Missus Bloomberg or something, you know that's like bored,
Speaker 3: Like what do they want with me? So I did
Speaker 3: a few interviews all mine zooms. I did three. Now
Speaker 3: I was like two two or three?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 3: Three zooms?
Speaker 2: Did you have to dress up in a gown in
Speaker 2: one of them?
Speaker 3: No? No, no, But they did say like, oh, can
Speaker 3: you just like set up the camera so we can
Speaker 3: like kind of see some of your apartment. But I've
Speaker 3: obviously watched, so it's like, oh, I got this and
Speaker 3: I have like at the corner. So I put the
Speaker 3: thing and like I'm in marketing, I was like, I'll
Speaker 3: just make it look this will be funny. But each
Speaker 3: time I didn't think I did it because I was like, oh,
Speaker 3: this is gonna be very funny to tell people, like, oh,
Speaker 3: do you know that I interviewed my housewives, like here's
Speaker 3: how it went down, you know. And I thought that
Speaker 3: i'd meet Andy, but I didn't even interview with Andy.
Speaker 3: Everyone else had to. I didn't really. I didn't even
Speaker 3: go into thirty rock. It was all the I give
Speaker 3: good zoom?
Speaker 2: Do you That's rare?
Speaker 1: How many people do the moment I see zoom, I'm like,
Speaker 1: you got to get me in the room.
Speaker 2: I do my best work in the room.
Speaker 3: Well, I just got drunk before twe I was like
Speaker 3: this is when I got And each time I get
Speaker 3: on the zoo, I'm like I'm drunk and they're like
Speaker 3: they're like good. And I remember at one point too,
Speaker 3: they were asking me, so, what do guys like dating?
Speaker 3: And they're like, what do you guys like? Tell you?
Speaker 3: Is there any sort of like theme you always seem?
Speaker 3: I was like, I don't know. This summer, every guy
Speaker 3: that I meet is always like, you know, you remind
Speaker 3: me a lot of Alexis from Shit's Creek because my
Speaker 3: stories always like, well, one time I was on a
Speaker 3: boat with Leo and then we were like smoking cigarettes
Speaker 3: and me I was pretty, you know, like I have
Speaker 3: the most random like and I got kidnapped with the
Speaker 3: North Korean Army, like I have like random. I had
Speaker 3: the crazy shit that's happening. People think I'm always fucking
Speaker 3: lying in punishment. I'm like, no, I did. I loute
Speaker 3: my stories to make them knock sound so crazy and fancy.
Speaker 3: But there a lot of men were telling me that
Speaker 3: I remind them of Lexus and so they laugh. And
Speaker 3: then I was like, and I love the song a
Speaker 3: little bit of Lexis. And then I just I know
Speaker 3: the routine. I'm a Lamborghini. Yeah, I start doing the routine.
Speaker 3: In my zoom interview for Housewives, I was like, I'm
Speaker 3: a Lamborghini on a YouTube jet. I'm single even though
Speaker 3: I'm not. I was like a little bit la la la,
Speaker 3: la la la, a little bit of Alexis. I did
Speaker 3: the whole thing, and literally they are just like, can
Speaker 3: you start tomorrow and I'll say that they call me
Speaker 3: the next day that but I was like, yeah, sure,
Speaker 3: and then I just I thought it for and when
Speaker 3: I got it, I was like, okay, but I still
Speaker 3: can't do this. This is crazy, And then you read
Speaker 3: the contract, you know, and you're like, because technically you do.
Speaker 3: It's like a typical video. It's like if someone has
Speaker 3: to sign a video release form anywhere, if you're filming
Speaker 3: Marvelous Missus Maisl's just it reads intense, even though it's
Speaker 3: actually turns out that it's not. I'm sitting at the contract,
Speaker 3: I'm like, am I really gonna do this? Am I
Speaker 3: going to do this? And I was like, fuck it,
Speaker 3: Like who cares? And if it blows up my face?
Speaker 3: Because I love the Old Women too, not old but
Speaker 3: like the original the Ogs one through four I own
Speaker 3: on my TV. I still rewatch it all the time.
Speaker 3: I think it's fucking hilarious. And I just thought, but
Speaker 3: you know what I kept thinking. I was like, I've
Speaker 3: worked in this industry for a long time. NBC the
Speaker 3: only you know what, and this still like gives me hope, NBC.
Speaker 3: When you have a company like NBC Universal or Bravo,
Speaker 3: they're so big, they're not going to fuck up, you
Speaker 3: know what I'm saying. And that's how I've always felt.
Speaker 3: With working with my large CPGs like John's, Johnson and Uniliver,
Speaker 3: you always have the backing of like is this good?
Speaker 3: Is gonna work? Like they kind of they kind of
Speaker 3: can't fuck up. I'm sure they all have.
Speaker 2: And what they touch turns to gold. Yeah, it's just they.
Speaker 1: Have an eye for it and something that like I
Speaker 1: don't have that gift. I don't have the gift of
Speaker 1: being like this is going to translate perfect on TV.
Speaker 1: And then putting people together, did they ask you like
Speaker 1: do you have any friends or did they have like
Speaker 1: the lineup of chicks that they were meeting.
Speaker 3: I knew I knew jessel Uh and I knew Side
Speaker 3: from working with her, and I knew Uba from seeing
Speaker 3: her a few times. But I knew of Jenna, I
Speaker 3: didn't know Aaron and so no, it's just like when
Speaker 3: they were when they were putting together. It's crazy as
Speaker 3: we start, as we're filming and you get so close
Speaker 3: because you're filming every day, and I mean ninety percent
Speaker 3: of the stuff that we filmed they don't show. But
Speaker 3: we realized there's so many times, even to this day,
Speaker 3: we sit back when we're all in a good mood
Speaker 3: and not fighting with each other or like they're fucking
Speaker 3: geniuses because like all the things like how we each
Speaker 3: had lost our mom. Like when we start filming, I
Speaker 3: had just lost Mimi, but I was like deep in grief.
Speaker 3: It was like eighteen months, so I had lost her
Speaker 3: mom that summer. Jenna had lost her mom like what
Speaker 3: three or six weeks before, three weeks before I started filming. Uba,
Speaker 3: also very close to her mother, had lost her mother
Speaker 3: twelve years prior. Aaron's relationship with her mother and then
Speaker 3: Jessel's mother relationship there that's lovely. So it's like we're
Speaker 3: all have these maternal mom stories and bonds, but there's
Speaker 3: like thirty things like that that we all share, so
Speaker 3: like how they but it all came out like slowly,
Speaker 3: and it's just they're they're they're literally like geniuses.
Speaker 2: They're geniuses.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're geniuses.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And watching you guys, it feels like such an
Speaker 1: organic fit. And I actually really enjoy for the most part,
Speaker 1: when women on the show get together. I'm like, bitches stop,
Speaker 1: start like ripping each other's heads off, Like, yeah, ready
Speaker 1: for that to happen now.
Speaker 2: You guys.
Speaker 1: I actually like when you have those bonding moments. I
Speaker 1: was living for Uba and I know you guys just
Speaker 1: filmed the reunion. Yeah, so I don't want to get
Speaker 1: you in trouble. I certainly get in trouble every other day.
Speaker 1: By Bravos, I'm gonna watch for my mouth as well.
Speaker 1: How did that get it?
Speaker 3: I like it in trouble. Then I just tell them
Speaker 3: I'm like, yeah, but I like getting spanked, and they're like, oh, friend,
Speaker 3: you know I'm that.
Speaker 2: They're gonna be like, well, we can tell you've been
Speaker 2: around bread and works for.
Speaker 3: That bitch, and then they laughed. Then they forget that
Speaker 3: they're supposed to yell at me. But your question was,
Speaker 3: what about did you?
Speaker 2: Was the reunion? Was it intense?
Speaker 3: I went in there thinking, honestly, leading up to it,
Speaker 3: I was so nervous and I was like I felt
Speaker 3: like I was going to like a funeral, like a
Speaker 3: family funeral, like half the family didn't like each other
Speaker 3: or something. I was really really nervous going into it,
Speaker 3: like physically kind of sick and like I had anxiety
Speaker 3: the days leading up to it, and again I had
Speaker 3: this like what the fuck am I doing? Why am
Speaker 3: I'm a grown ass woman? Why am I signing up
Speaker 3: to go sit in a fucking dress and in a
Speaker 3: studio and talk about I was like, this is like,
Speaker 3: I'm a sane person. This is dumb. So going into it,
Speaker 3: look I had I was sober the whole time. The
Speaker 3: entire time. I was like, who can I a lease
Speaker 3: have a drinks, have some mushrooms. I was like begging mushrooms. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I do Handy. I was like, can you just microdose me?
Speaker 3: He's like I can't. I can't do that. And I
Speaker 3: was like, it's like a little bit, you know, just
Speaker 3: a little bit. You don't tell me we're at work.
Speaker 3: But they But it was for me, it was easy.
Speaker 3: I enjoyed it at the end of it. Two. I
Speaker 3: start every time that after we're done filming, especially on
Speaker 3: the trips, and the crew would laugh like I would
Speaker 3: do this thing where I rip off my mic and
Speaker 3: I just start going fu fuck Cockball's dick Dick and
Speaker 3: I run around like Kevin from Home alone and I'm like, ah,
Speaker 3: I'm like, you can't get me now, you can't give
Speaker 3: me now, fuck Cockball. Like my MIC's off. For some
Speaker 3: recent they take the mic off. I like, it's like
Speaker 3: an adrenaline rush. No, because I am kind of in
Speaker 3: the back of my mind, I'm aware of it. But
Speaker 3: but no. But I had a great time, and I
Speaker 3: was like, was that it? That was it?
Speaker 2: Did everyone else go to no?
Speaker 3: No? A couple of people exited the gift through the
Speaker 3: gift shop immediately, and then there was like shit going
Speaker 3: down on the group text. Oh you got a group
Speaker 3: text going, we have a group text. I think people
Speaker 3: would prefer if we didn't have a group text. And
Speaker 3: the group text has been the past couple of weeks,
Speaker 3: there's been some people have been like fun like, and
Speaker 3: it's the group text has never been bad. It's always
Speaker 3: it's been like we actually were we band together, we
Speaker 3: share pictures, we first share funny shit. But the group
Speaker 3: text in the past two weeks has been like fuck you,
Speaker 3: you're a fucking bitch.
Speaker 2: Like because you guys have seen the whole season.
Speaker 3: Now we've seen the whole season and many weeks, so
Speaker 3: we have left I think three more three oh no, sorry,
Speaker 3: three more of the regular season. This is episode eleven.
Speaker 3: There's fourteen episodes. We have three three more regular episodes
Speaker 3: and then two reunions.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I cannot wait.
Speaker 3: It's crazy, it's crazy. But yeah, it's been more. Look,
Speaker 3: we all cried, we all cried a lot, we did yell.
Speaker 3: But again, I was pretty like I I got a
Speaker 3: lot of apologies. Really yeah, people being like we over.
Speaker 3: I think now people and they know me and they
Speaker 3: know that actually I'm I'm harmless and I'm silly. Like
Speaker 3: they've now everyone enjoys me and loves me for exactly
Speaker 3: what I am and they get me now. But I
Speaker 3: think during last year they didn't. They were like who
Speaker 3: is Like what is this bitch doing? And not understanding
Speaker 3: that that comes out of my mouth. I'm is just
Speaker 3: a joke. I speaking innuendos like a Vanity Farritis she
Speaker 3: apparently speaks. She only seems to speaking innuendos like I
Speaker 3: speaking innuendos or you know, I just metaphors and analogies
Speaker 3: and like and I think so me, I just had
Speaker 3: a I had a good old time at a lot
Speaker 3: of time with Andy. I think I asked a couple
Speaker 3: of times if I if I could like smack him
Speaker 3: around a bit, and maybe it was just gie. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I just had fun. But I think a couple of
Speaker 3: the gals, yeah, they definitely, they definitely didn't. So it
Speaker 3: was tough for some people.
Speaker 2: Uba hitting one hundred in Anguilla.
Speaker 3: What did you think about it?
Speaker 1: Well, I'd be pissed if someone took my phone because
Speaker 1: I get super annoyed by things like that.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the fact that Aaron, my natural reaction is not
Speaker 1: to get physical, right, That's I.
Speaker 3: Was raised too.
Speaker 1: I was raised to use your words, your words, use
Speaker 1: your words. I can cut deep as a knife.
Speaker 3: Me too. Same. Yeah.
Speaker 1: However, if someone's snatched something off of my face, I
Speaker 1: think I would see red and I'd start swinging. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so I respected Aaron in that regard. But Aarin and
Speaker 1: I like her, I like all of you guys actually,
Speaker 1: but watching this, it was like.
Speaker 3: She's it's like, don't start none, there roll be none.
Speaker 1: Right, Like, you keep talking shit about everybody behind their back.
Speaker 1: Then you're like twisting things around and then you're crying
Speaker 1: in the corner. No, you're a grown ass woman. You
Speaker 1: fucked around. Everyone's now spoken. You're a common denominator. So
Speaker 1: we're gonna talk about it and you don't get to
Speaker 1: cry about it.
Speaker 3: And you fuck around and you find out. I feel
Speaker 3: like with that too. Look do I feel I keep
Speaker 3: iways tell her and like leave the jokes to me,
Speaker 3: like I'm the prank storm and the jokes Like I
Speaker 3: just think that honestly, I'm still to this day and
Speaker 3: it's funny and just says this morning, I was on
Speaker 3: the phone with Uba. We're going still back and forth
Speaker 3: about this because she's every episode that comes out, it's
Speaker 3: like she rewatches that, she relives it and she gets
Speaker 3: all worked up all over again. So there was a
Speaker 3: lot of text again to like, you know, when the
Speaker 3: texta so long, it goes to notes. That's what it was. Like,
Speaker 3: that crazy, that's when yeah, that's like essay, yeah, and
Speaker 3: that's how it went today too, and like and it's
Speaker 3: just how I feel about that. Okay. So I feel
Speaker 3: like I think it was a dumb ass joke and
Speaker 3: I think it like wasn't funny, which to me that's
Speaker 3: the most insulting thing because I like humor. I'm like,
Speaker 3: that's just that's not funny.
Speaker 2: What was the joke.
Speaker 3: The joke is I'm gonna steal your phone as a prank.
Speaker 3: That's not a prank. A prank is like I like
Speaker 3: bought a goat and tied it upside my friend's house
Speaker 3: in the Hampton's. That's a rank because you can't get
Speaker 3: rid of a goat in the Hampton and it's really
Speaker 3: hard and you're like, yeah, the animal controls, like why
Speaker 3: is there a goat here? You know, and you're like,
Speaker 3: how did you get behind your gates? You know? And
Speaker 3: then they get in trouble. So that's a funny, that's
Speaker 3: a problem. Taking somebody's phone is not like a prank.
Speaker 3: And then it's just annoying. Yeah, it's annoying. I think
Speaker 3: if she had done it to me, I'd be like, dude,
Speaker 3: you're fucking lame, Like, don't fuck do that. I'd be
Speaker 3: irritated with her. I don't think I would go again this,
Speaker 3: so that I was like with Aaron then and I
Speaker 3: and I experienced this, so this is literally I'm going
Speaker 3: First I was like, okay, Aaron, you're being fucking dub
Speaker 3: and I sided with Uba and then you know, and
Speaker 3: then but then when Uber grabbed the glasses, that's when
Speaker 3: I started to get like, because again I was raised,
Speaker 3: you don't get physical. And then personally too, we're all
Speaker 3: like New Yorker, so it's like that's called personal property, Like, oh,
Speaker 3: I'm just gonna call my lawyer. Then we can figure
Speaker 3: it out that way. Like we're very yeah, like that's
Speaker 3: technically like we get all legal andy, like legal ease
Speaker 3: and whatever.
Speaker 2: I would thrive in New York. Yeah, oh I got.
Speaker 3: You would, yeah you would, yeah, everything. Yes, So I
Speaker 3: didn't like that. But then yeah, then Aaron gets really
Speaker 3: upset and it's kind of like okay, but then it's
Speaker 3: just it just went back and forth. Then that to
Speaker 3: experience that, you guys, it was like ten fucking hours
Speaker 3: of them fighting.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was like enough already, Yeah, no bullshit, Like
Speaker 1: are we still talking about this?
Speaker 3: Yesh? And like I keep, I keep, and I just
Speaker 3: kept drinking all day, like because I'm bored, and it's
Speaker 3: like there's like nineteen forty two sitting there. I'm like,
Speaker 3: I'm on vacation people, you know. So I they just
Speaker 3: kept going and going and they're just going in circles
Speaker 3: and like they do love each other, but I just
Speaker 3: I don't know. So at their union, Uba did face
Speaker 3: like clarify a couple of things because Aaron kept saying
Speaker 3: it was forty five minutes. She did have her phone
Speaker 3: for like three or four hours.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it seemed long.
Speaker 3: It was a long time. So with the with the
Speaker 3: single girl thing, I do relate to Uba in that
Speaker 3: because it's like but at the same time, like, but Uba,
Speaker 3: we're with the crews incredible. We had security, like security
Speaker 3: guards of the thing. We have butlers, we have drivers,
Speaker 3: like if you lose your phone or your diaphragm, like
Speaker 3: one of the showrunners will go and get you a
Speaker 3: new run. Like they protect us like little passenger princesses.
Speaker 2: Total.
Speaker 3: You know. So I didn't like feel safe, like I
Speaker 3: actually like felt the most safe in that environment. So
Speaker 3: I don't know about that whole theory of like well
Speaker 3: single And I've told her a lot of times, like
Speaker 3: it's called like find my iPhone or like share your
Speaker 3: location with your family, like like there's technical like there's
Speaker 3: technology like so lusions where you don't have to literally
Speaker 3: text your family or send a carrier pigeon to let
Speaker 3: them know where you are, right, you know. Like, but
Speaker 3: I think it's she likes to check into the family.
Speaker 3: She's a very Uba is. I don't like seeing Uba
Speaker 3: get like that because that's not Uba Uba out of
Speaker 3: all of us, is she she can get. She's actually
Speaker 3: like the sweetest, but when she gets that mad, you
Speaker 3: she's the I think she gets the most intense housewife
Speaker 3: probably the franchise, and I've watched all of them. I relate. Yeah,
Speaker 3: she she goes there, she gets to that point and
Speaker 3: I think for her, she can't hear you, see you,
Speaker 3: And people think, oh, it's because of and she's admitted
Speaker 3: and she said it on the show too, like it's
Speaker 3: not because of her religion. She doesn't drink. It's because
Speaker 3: she's like she knows herself. She can't.
Speaker 2: I was gonna ask you about that, does she not?
Speaker 2: Is she like that off camera as well, where she
Speaker 2: doesn't drink.
Speaker 3: She doesn't drink. No, she doesn't drink. Wow. Yeah, And
Speaker 3: it's and she has like uba when you have you
Speaker 3: met her in person? No, she is the most. She
Speaker 3: walks and she's she's an energy field. She's like, oh,
Speaker 3: she's a force. She's larger than life in more ways
Speaker 3: than one. Yeah, she's just one of those people. Like
Speaker 3: she walks in the room. I've been in the same
Speaker 3: room with someone like Cindy Crawford's You're just like, oh
Speaker 3: my god, there's like a beam coming from them or
Speaker 3: they're on Like she's like a she's like not an avatar,
Speaker 3: she's like a she's like a like it's alien or something, right,
Speaker 3: And like she just emits like she knows everyone. You
Speaker 3: can't go around New York and ask one person. I say,
Speaker 3: everyone knows Zuba. Everyone loves Uba, really, oh my god,
Speaker 3: more than meat, more than anyone, more than Jenna anyone.
Speaker 3: Everyone knows Uba. She she gets into any private members club.
Speaker 3: She's she.
Speaker 1: She she's a freaking I love watching her. She's funny
Speaker 1: as ship. Yeah, she's also so incredible to look at.
Speaker 3: Yeah in person, the girls. I keep telling her, I
Speaker 3: love the Uba. Ha It's it is delicious. It's like
Speaker 3: a dip more though, I think than like a condiment.
Speaker 2: Oh I love a dip.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I eat it. I'm like put it in a thing.
Speaker 3: I eat it like hummus with chips. That's how you
Speaker 3: should eat. It's like a little so I'll have her
Speaker 3: on your butt. She a hundred people. I love freaking stock.
Speaker 3: It's delicious, but I'm like, that's great. I love the
Speaker 3: hot sauce. Can you make skincare her skin? She's fucking
Speaker 3: photoshopped in real life, like she her skin is just
Speaker 3: black mood like, she's stupidly beautiful in person, and then
Speaker 3: she has this larger than life personality, like when she
Speaker 3: enters the room, she's the most beautiful, captive, beautiful physically spiritual,
Speaker 3: captivating person. She's just one of those types, like they
Speaker 3: don't make them like that. Yeah, she's got this thing
Speaker 3: about her. It's like, holy fuck. So but the only
Speaker 3: issue is and then she knows this is that like
Speaker 3: when she gets activated, it's like you.
Speaker 2: Can't, you can't talk to me.
Speaker 3: Yeah. We were with the producers because you know, she
Speaker 3: was so quiet all season two and a couple of
Speaker 3: times sometimes the cameras would go and then she'd get
Speaker 3: a little fiery like that, and I was like, where's
Speaker 3: this Uba And she's like, oh, I don't know. You know,
Speaker 3: I don't want to get to like that. So when
Speaker 3: we came back from Anguilla and we're standing at the
Speaker 3: carousel to all get our luggage, and I see one
Speaker 3: of our producers is like not standing by us. She's
Speaker 3: so over us. She's fucking done with us. I have
Speaker 3: a picture of her and she's like standing just staring
Speaker 3: at the as the bed care. I'm like, I'm like, yo,
Speaker 3: your luggage and she's like huh. And I go up
Speaker 3: to here, I go, what's wrong? You turned your Uba
Speaker 3: doll on that. You can't shut her off, can you?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: And she looked at me. She was like yeah, because
Speaker 3: we all were like, come on, where's opa at? Like
Speaker 3: where's opa at you? Because we know she's she's a
Speaker 3: little bit more vivacious, but that was like it's rare
Speaker 3: for her, and I know she doesn't love that about herself.
Speaker 3: And that's what I talked her about her today because
Speaker 3: she's like she has so many people and her family friends,
Speaker 3: even my niece has met her at the premiere and
Speaker 3: they're obsessed with her. She gave them her phone number.
Speaker 3: She texts with my nieces. Yeah, she's that person, Like
Speaker 3: she's like you can't make that shit up, you know,
Speaker 3: like she's one of them.
Speaker 2: She seems that way.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and like she's so thought and so kind and
Speaker 3: so therefore she can get like that. She's usually good
Speaker 3: about it and she's I wouldn't say she's embarrassed, but
Speaker 3: she's she's upset that that happened, you know. I But
Speaker 3: it's human. I'm always worrying on Like dude, it's human.
Speaker 2: Like absolutely, Actually, I.
Speaker 3: Think it's more relatable because who the fuck is like
Speaker 3: unless you're the Dalai Lama who's like happy and nice
Speaker 3: and whatever every day.
Speaker 1: I related to it, Like I go from like I'm chill,
Speaker 1: let's have the best time. The second someone does something
Speaker 1: to like that doesn't sit right. Yeah, you cannot talk
Speaker 1: to me and your tornado.
Speaker 3: Through you k new bars that you and exactly like
Speaker 3: in that regards.
Speaker 1: And then once I rip your head off, I'm like,
Speaker 1: didn't that feel so good? And they're like, yeah, You've
Speaker 1: said the meanest things anyone's ever said to me, And
Speaker 1: I'm like.
Speaker 2: I know, but I feel so great.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like I like you, yeah yeah, And it's a mind.
Speaker 2: Fuck for people.
Speaker 3: UBA's digs won't be so deep because I've seen your
Speaker 3: digs and I can go where you go where. I'm like,
Speaker 3: I didn't even know that I was studying. I knew that, yeah,
Speaker 3: but I like, all of a sudden, I talk to
Speaker 3: you for five minutes, I undiscovered you childhood fear and
Speaker 3: I'm gonna rub it in your I'm gonna smash your
Speaker 3: face in it. Like I get I'm because I had
Speaker 3: to protect myself with my words as a kid, so
Speaker 3: like I grew up doing that. UBA's not like that.
Speaker 3: She doesn't go her thing is she's she's she's tyson
Speaker 3: or whatever. She goes round, she goes twenty round. That's
Speaker 3: a long ass match and she can go round after
Speaker 3: round after round.
Speaker 2: I tuck her myself out.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, me too. After a while, I'm like, I
Speaker 3: don't care. I'm just like, fuck it, I don't care.
Speaker 3: But she she'll just keep keep going. She's the energizer.
Speaker 3: But you can't. Yeah, that's wild. Yeah, it's really really
Speaker 3: wild to see you.
Speaker 1: I love cy you Uba and I Jussel, which Jessel
Speaker 1: I was kind of like, Yeah, I was kind of
Speaker 1: going back and forth at the very beginning and I
Speaker 1: don't sleep on said.
Speaker 3: Since day one when we started filming, and I've said this.
Speaker 3: I called her. I remember there's this long bully story
Speaker 3: center from London as at sew House and I was
Speaker 3: like working and I was like I had this genius
Speaker 3: marketing idea for her and stuff, and I keep telling her,
Speaker 3: I'm like, you are the star of the show. It
Speaker 3: is the justl show. Jessel's the funniest person on the show.
Speaker 3: Justsel in real life is out. She's out of her
Speaker 3: fucking mind. She doesn't even know she's on it. I mean, no,
Speaker 3: my thing would I say. I'm like, she doesn't know
Speaker 3: she's on a TV show, Like I think she doesn't
Speaker 3: know she's like, hey guys, it's just like let's do lunch. Ah,
Speaker 3: my god, he're in the net. Oh my god, she's
Speaker 3: coming here.
Speaker 5: And my god, Laala, I love your podcast, your podcast,
Speaker 5: give them Lala and she will have like never listened
Speaker 5: to your podcast, but she went on your Instagram for
Speaker 5: like five seconds thinks you're fab and it's like, oh
Speaker 5: my god, you know say and so I love that,
Speaker 5: you know.
Speaker 3: And she love her. She's so like come on. She
Speaker 3: was like, Undie, like did you hear what she did
Speaker 3: this past week with Watch your Habin's Life?
Speaker 2: No, but you took her with you, right, No, she was.
Speaker 3: This bitch watcher Happened Live asked her to be on Wednesday. Okay, okay,
Speaker 3: She's like no, She's like, no, I can't. I can't, Kyle,
Speaker 3: I have to do blah blah blah. You know, she
Speaker 3: has some she can't do it. So then they asked
Speaker 3: me and I was like, oh, fine, sure whatever, I'll
Speaker 3: do it. So I do it. And I was supposed
Speaker 3: to be on with some comedian and then they text
Speaker 3: me two days before and they're like Heybrin, and I'm like,
Speaker 3: what are you guys doing? They're like actually, we're gonna
Speaker 3: have Tyler Cameron Babeler who is that? Yeah he was
Speaker 3: on the Bachelor. Oh and single? Yeah he's single. Yeah.
Speaker 3: So these fuckers, the Bravo gods are trying to stupe
Speaker 3: it over here. So I was like, and I was like,
Speaker 3: you fucking devil's I know exactly what you're doing, right.
Speaker 3: So they're like, okay, we're gonna have you on. So
Speaker 3: I I didn't even know. I didn't tell the girls.
Speaker 3: I'm just like going about my day and Jessel I
Speaker 3: have this slot to text from Jessa. Oh my god,
Speaker 3: Oh my god, did you hear who you're with? I
Speaker 3: can't believe it. Literally, I'm not gonna be able to sleep.
Speaker 3: I think I'm gonna throw up right now. My stomach's
Speaker 3: doing some resaults. And she's having conversation with herself and
Speaker 3: she's like wait, and then it's like, I see the dots.
Speaker 3: Should I come? I think I should come? Should I
Speaker 3: just say? And I'm gonna come? Do you think they're yeah?
Speaker 2: Man?
Speaker 3: I mean fuck it, I'm gonna come. What are you wearing?
Speaker 3: Call me later like this? And I'm just like, what
Speaker 3: just happened? So this bitch tells them she can't come, fine,
Speaker 3: makes me take her spot, finds out it's gonna be
Speaker 3: this hot dude, and then she shows up. She's never
Speaker 3: on time for shit, and Jessel shows up like thirty minutes.
Speaker 3: They oh, hi, y high, and she's like I was Tyla,
Speaker 3: like you know, and then she was like, oh, I'm
Speaker 3: Jessel like and she's and then I'm staying it and
Speaker 3: Andy walk and Andy and are standing there. I'm like,
Speaker 3: what's what? He's like, what's wrong? I'm like, what's wrong
Speaker 3: with her? He's like, I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 3: Where's like really, Jessel, she does cat She's like Undie
Speaker 3: but like, you know, I just had to like what
Speaker 3: he's like, No, Jessel, you were supposed to be here.
Speaker 3: You told us you couldn't do it. She's like, I know, Undie,
Speaker 3: but like I just huffed it.
Speaker 1: And the action and the texture of her voice just
Speaker 1: makes everything okay, Yes, yes, it's fat talk.
Speaker 3: She is so wild how she like goes around everywhere,
Speaker 3: loves to do dinners and lunches, like she lives in
Speaker 3: this version of New York that I don't know if
Speaker 3: it even exists anymore, but like you know, of like
Speaker 3: the who's who and the lunch and the things, and
Speaker 3: like she's just like the no podcast, like you know,
Speaker 3: like it's just love.
Speaker 2: She like keeps notes about whatever when I die. She's funny.
Speaker 2: She's deleted them, but like she wait, you're telling me
Speaker 2: shouldn't bring them out for reunion time.
Speaker 1: That's why I thought she was keeping receipts. I wonder
Speaker 1: if she did that before she started filming.
Speaker 3: A she she told us that she told us at
Speaker 3: first of the note list, which they didn't all. But
Speaker 3: the note list was absurd. It was hilarious. It was detailed.
Speaker 3: And I worked at Corporate America, And I'm like, did
Speaker 3: you have a boss that touched you or something? Because
Speaker 3: you're really like documenting everything like the day, the time,
Speaker 3: exactly what you do and how it made you feel
Speaker 3: and did it done all the detail? But Jessa claimed
Speaker 3: it was because so she She's like, well, I just
Speaker 3: want to make sure I like I'm good in my
Speaker 3: confessionals and I have that information. I'm like, bullshit, Like
Speaker 3: you don't need that, Like you don't need that, you
Speaker 3: fucking bitch that. Like it was like she was writing
Speaker 3: it was like a dear diary situation. It's like we're
Speaker 3: like a eleven year old writing like yeah, yeah, it.
Speaker 2: Wasn't she gives me that vibe.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, it was in details, Like it wasn't like
Speaker 3: cliff notes to jog your memory for the meeting of
Speaker 3: like oh I need to hit on the three points
Speaker 3: or I need to remember these things or anything analytical.
Speaker 3: And I was like scribbles and angry stuff and like
Speaker 3: it was just it was so but she's so. But
Speaker 3: that's just a though. She's so, she's so funny.
Speaker 1: It's crazy to me that people, because now you've told
Speaker 1: me that she had very detailed notes. It's crazy that
Speaker 1: Uba writes so much that it goes in I'm telling
Speaker 1: you more than like a couple of sentences.
Speaker 2: Don't send it. I'm not reading it. Don't send me
Speaker 2: a voice note that's more than fifteen seconds.
Speaker 3: My phone's always on notifications. I don't like phones. I
Speaker 3: think the like tracking devices notifications are is off for me.
Speaker 3: I can't stand like hit enter and just send me
Speaker 3: a block. Don't do ding ding ding.
Speaker 2: I just don't get my biggest like text.
Speaker 3: Messages were created for if you're in a fucking movie
Speaker 3: theater or a meeting. Why are we like Charles call.
Speaker 2: Me on the phone so you can get it done
Speaker 2: and then hang up and call it a day, and
Speaker 2: a voice.
Speaker 3: Like I don't my voicemail box has been closed for
Speaker 3: like forever. I always laugh though, too, Like you know.
Speaker 3: Then that's how people always know if I like them.
Speaker 3: If they're like, oh, Brin has a respun my text
Speaker 3: about I'm like, but I respond if you tell me
Speaker 3: something funny, I respond, yeah, you tell me like, oh
Speaker 3: my god, I'm leaving this dude's house, I'm like, drop everything,
Speaker 3: and I'm like just waiting, you know, and you can
Speaker 3: send me paragraphs. But if it's not, if it's like, hey,
Speaker 3: what are we doing next? And then they correct spell,
Speaker 3: they because they said what are you doing? Three times
Speaker 3: they misspelled it and they can keep I'm like, what's wrong?
Speaker 1: No, That's why when we were texting, because I know
Speaker 1: how annoying it is. First of all, I know it's
Speaker 1: annoying texting in general, but then texting someone to do
Speaker 1: their podcast is even more fucking annoying.
Speaker 2: Because you guys are married.
Speaker 1: No, you're so fun. But that's why I was like,
Speaker 1: just lock it down, Cber. In a text, It's just like,
Speaker 1: here we are. This is the time.
Speaker 4: I put it all in one too, because that's why
Speaker 4: separated by paragraphs, so it's not a whole lot.
Speaker 1: If she has someone that wants to deal with it,
Speaker 1: so she doesn't have to. Like great, So before we leave, yes,
Speaker 1: I do an ache and relief of the week.
Speaker 2: Oh do you want to take a beat to think
Speaker 2: of yours? Or do you have your ache? In relief?
Speaker 3: Relief? What's a relief?
Speaker 2: The relief is like?
Speaker 1: So for mine, let me look, My ache is that
Speaker 1: I went to DC and I was with the Humane
Speaker 1: Society International for the Humane Cosmetics Act, which was absolutely beautiful, fantastic.
Speaker 1: We made a lot of progress and I'm looking because
Speaker 1: I'm very excited for publications to pick this up. Doesn't
Speaker 1: need to have my name attached to it.
Speaker 2: I don't care.
Speaker 1: I just want the Humane Cosmetics Act to be plastered everywhere. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and it's not coming through. But this stupid thing that
Speaker 1: I fucking said on Amazon Live about Raquel and Tom
Speaker 1: Sandoval was everywhere, and that for me was such an ache.
Speaker 1: I was like, this is annoying, and I don't know why.
Speaker 1: For just one second, you can write about that stuff,
Speaker 1: but let's also write about things that matter.
Speaker 2: As well.
Speaker 3: Or it's also like if I give you a bunch
Speaker 3: of stuff that people do, can you at least just
Speaker 3: do me a like do me a family include something
Speaker 3: that's relevant, Well, why don't you like mix it up?
Speaker 3: Why don't you mix it up like do one ce?
Speaker 3: So then they can't break it up like right exactly,
Speaker 3: like just insert it, put it into one thing. They
Speaker 3: have to write about it to read it like one
Speaker 3: of those ad libs things when you're a kid or something.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm going to start doing. I'm going to
Speaker 1: spill tea and talk about things I care about all
Speaker 1: in one.
Speaker 2: So that's amazing.
Speaker 3: They went to Capitol Hill.
Speaker 2: It was absolutely incredible. I was so nervous.
Speaker 1: I did a congressional briefing and I literally had a
Speaker 1: script and when I got up there, I just like
Speaker 1: threw it out the window.
Speaker 2: I was like, we're just gonna like.
Speaker 1: Speak from the heart here, and I go in that moment,
Speaker 1: I was because I was praying to God again obviously,
Speaker 1: and my dad being like, I need you to take
Speaker 1: over because my mind in my mouth, I can tell
Speaker 1: are not because I'm so nervous, And it was just
Speaker 1: so like I got to enjoy that moment. So often
Speaker 1: I do things and I'm like, because you were so
Speaker 1: nervous and treating it like a to do list, you
Speaker 1: now don't look back on that and go, what an
Speaker 1: incredible experience.
Speaker 3: And I just kind of black out when you're doing
Speaker 3: it because you're exactly and you're like, I did it?
Speaker 3: Did it go okay? Did I say something stupid or
Speaker 3: something like that? I always pray and I say, God,
Speaker 3: it's that one that from course of course of miracles? God,
Speaker 3: what would you where would you have me go? What
Speaker 3: would you have me do? What would you have me say?
Speaker 3: And to whom? And I just say that like three
Speaker 3: times and then like and it literally then I'm able
Speaker 3: to be present and then the stuff just comes out
Speaker 3: of my mouth and I don't have to like, wow,
Speaker 3: I love you.
Speaker 2: Text that to me.
Speaker 3: Yeah, for sure? What do you want me? Are you sure?
Speaker 3: Let me text it to your voice? No?
Speaker 2: No, I want you to have a screenshot. And then
Speaker 2: my relief of the week.
Speaker 1: And I'm not trying to be cheesy, but is having
Speaker 1: you here, Oh my god, I've been looking forward to this,
Speaker 1: so I'm so happy to have you. That's how our
Speaker 1: age relief works.
Speaker 3: Does anyone else have one? Or if you want to wait,
Speaker 3: we usually just go through it quick. You have your age.
Speaker 6: Yeah, my ache is going to be I feel like
Speaker 6: I'm saying the name right, but it's.
Speaker 2: Lolita.
Speaker 6: It's the dolphin, though I.
Speaker 2: Don't know the dolphin. Are you talking about Miami Cea
Speaker 2: in Miami Dade County?
Speaker 6: So there's a h It's dolphin lee e l i
Speaker 6: apostrophy I Okay, And it's been in this aquarium.
Speaker 2: It's not even running right now.
Speaker 6: It's so Dade County. They are saying that they have
Speaker 6: to either rebuild it or destroy it. It's not even
Speaker 6: open for public. So this dolphin is just swimming in
Speaker 6: a dirty aquarium.
Speaker 3: Oh my god.
Speaker 6: And it has been in there since nineteen eighty eight.
Speaker 2: Okay, well, nobody about that.
Speaker 6: Yeah, so that is my ache of the week. So
Speaker 6: let's all try to do.
Speaker 3: Something about that.
Speaker 2: We're going to do something about that. And then no, Britan,
Speaker 2: I mean even he wants to know if you'll move
Speaker 2: into his two bedroom apartment. Yeah, he's a very ambitious
Speaker 2: gift card. Let's run it up.
Speaker 3: I'm an olive garden girl, but I'll do it.
Speaker 2: Ryan.
Speaker 3: I guess.
Speaker 2: About the gift card. Maybe now that you shouted them
Speaker 2: out on the podcast, they'll send you one garden somewhere.
Speaker 4: Yes, just what's yours. My relief is I love that
Speaker 4: your hair brand. But my relief is that the writers
Speaker 4: strike is over.
Speaker 3: Officially it was a tentative or do they do it? No,
Speaker 3: it's over.
Speaker 4: At the w g A, the A MPT AMPTP came
Speaker 4: to an agreement yesterday, so that's over.
Speaker 3: I'm so excited.
Speaker 2: I'm so thrilled about this.
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, I'm so excited, so happy for the writers.
Speaker 3: That's the relief. And my ache is I went to
Speaker 3: Ed Sheeran on Saturday. That's all my ache. Ed Sheeran
Speaker 3: was incredible, so much swag. By the way, did you
Speaker 3: guys know like he's swage? No, no, no, he's sweat.
Speaker 4: But people, I was on the floor throwing out elbows
Speaker 4: like no one's business at an EDG.
Speaker 3: Sheeron concert. It was the most wild thing I've ever experienced.
Speaker 4: Beer bottles were being thrown like Ed Cheron Acoustic on
Speaker 4: Ed Sheeron, and people were like you could.
Speaker 3: Not like if you did a little elbow and try
Speaker 3: and get ahead of someone they would throw you back.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, oh wild, No, this was that so fine?
Speaker 2: And this was on Saturday. This is on the floor.
Speaker 3: Yeah well this was like on the floor.
Speaker 2: No, that's like paid so fine, doesn't have ga It
Speaker 2: was on the floor.
Speaker 4: It was like right in front of the stage, so
Speaker 4: people were yeah, yeah, yeah, it was wild. I was
Speaker 4: not expecting that. It was hilarious but wild. So anyway,
Speaker 4: that's my really.
Speaker 3: Okay, my relief will being here is now, Like, yes,
Speaker 3: I would agree, being here is a huge relief thing.
Speaker 3: Thank you, I mean seriously, thank you. I'm I am honored.
Speaker 3: My other relief would be taking my god daughter to school.
Speaker 3: I like, I've been doing the school drop offs, pick
Speaker 3: up and drop off, and I really really enjoyed that.
Speaker 3: It's she's so cute and like all the I love
Speaker 3: the little school and the kids in their uniforms and
Speaker 3: they run. It's so sweet. I actually have my past
Speaker 3: and I have to give it back, like my family past.
Speaker 3: Oh so cute. Do you wash her in? Like yeah,
Speaker 3: they let Well she's she's a little bit older, so
Speaker 3: I don't get to go like all the way into
Speaker 3: the classroom. But you know, but I'm like, it's like
Speaker 3: all the other SUVs, and I get out and I
Speaker 3: wore these things to take up.
Speaker 2: I like this, you know.
Speaker 6: I like that.
Speaker 3: I'm like yeah, with like my braw showing in the back,
Speaker 3: I'm like, hi, honey, mommy's here. And then I treat
Speaker 3: her friend who's my best friend from college, my freshman
Speaker 3: year college room. I'm so friends with her and I'm
Speaker 3: the mother now of her goddaughter. But I always like
Speaker 3: then I treat her like she's the nanny, you know,
Speaker 3: and I'm like, can you take the bag?
Speaker 2: That is hysterical and I FREAKHINGM love this.
Speaker 3: So that's my okay, So that's my you're relief, my relief.
Speaker 2: What's like putting a b in your bonnet?
Speaker 3: My ache?
Speaker 2: This week?
Speaker 3: I really I regret that I didn't like, really shoot
Speaker 3: my shot with Tyler. We hung out afterwards, but I
Speaker 3: didn't like hard courstion shit. Because here's the thing. When
Speaker 3: I actually think like I'm the biggest flirt in the
Speaker 3: world and I can be like that, you know, one
Speaker 3: actually might actually like when I start to get a
Speaker 3: little quiet and I don't, oh yeah, I get very
Speaker 3: like quiet, and I'm not like, hey, what's up, big dick.
Speaker 3: You know, I'm not when I actually like might like someone,
Speaker 3: I'm like, oh hey, like hey, what's up? Like hey dude, Like,
Speaker 3: I'm like kind of turned into a tomboy. Yeah, and
Speaker 3: I get a little shy. Yeah yeah, that's why didn't
Speaker 3: you do drinks and dinner something that could be lucy
Speaker 3: because light? Oh no, we did drink a lot. We
Speaker 3: drink yea day.
Speaker 2: Drinking is so fun. But did you get his phone on?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, he asked me for my phone.
Speaker 2: Should cut your pants? You're good? You should do like
Speaker 2: I said, you should have cut your pant pockets.
Speaker 3: Oh wish I'm should text that like, hey, yes he's
Speaker 3: going to cut my pants pockets. He's gonna be like
Speaker 3: he's in construction.
Speaker 2: So hot?
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, okay, so.
Speaker 2: You send him a message. Where does he live?
Speaker 3: He lives in Florida?
Speaker 2: He does?
Speaker 3: He lives in Florida. Yeah, weird. He's place in New York.
Speaker 2: What a random place to live?
Speaker 3: Okay, well now we now he knows week out.
Speaker 2: What's his name again?
Speaker 3: Tyler? Tyler?
Speaker 2: Tyler is slide in.
Speaker 3: Cameron right, Tyler?
Speaker 2: Cameron?
Speaker 3: You know I keep the I don't. I always call
Speaker 3: him Cameron I think his name is Tyler.
Speaker 2: I guess we'll find that.
Speaker 3: Look, I don't care what his name is.
Speaker 6: I don't think either.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I love it.
Speaker 2: I had the best time with you.
Speaker 3: Thank you, thanks for coming.
Speaker 1: Thank you guys for listening to another episode of the
Speaker 1: Give Them All the Podcast.
Speaker 2: I hope you enjoyed. I know you did, and I
Speaker 2: will catch you next week.