Speaker 1: Second date up dated. There's a new trend that's happening
Speaker 1: right now where people online are posting dating rapped videos.
Speaker 2: Like you're Spotify rapped, but like, wait, how many matches
Speaker 2: and s are you got?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Like an end of the year recap of their
Speaker 1: dating life from the past three hundred and sixty five days.
Speaker 3: I feel like that.
Speaker 4: Could go really wrong.
Speaker 3: It's like who you swipe on, what you don't like,
Speaker 3: who you know?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just it's like a.
Speaker 3: Type of person.
Speaker 1: Yeah, or like the total amount of dates that you
Speaker 1: tried for the past year and you're patting yourself on
Speaker 1: the back.
Speaker 3: Again, Okay, it's not about the failure.
Speaker 1: And today's caller, Kelly, mentioned in her email that she's
Speaker 1: dated around a lot over the past year, so our
Speaker 1: producer asked if she could give us a dating rap
Speaker 1: for herself.
Speaker 3: All right, so.
Speaker 1: We're gonna hear that in a second. First, Kelly, welcome
Speaker 1: to the show.
Speaker 5: Hi, thank you, thanks for having.
Speaker 1: Me, Thanks for being on with us. We want to
Speaker 1: hear about what's your dating rap briefly for us if
Speaker 1: you can.
Speaker 3: Every time you say rap, I wanted to like break down.
Speaker 1: Yeah, don't you don't need this.
Speaker 3: That's what I wanted.
Speaker 6: Just give me.
Speaker 3: I can give you a beat if it would make
Speaker 3: the wraps way more through.
Speaker 1: There's a quick breakdown. What was your dating life like
Speaker 1: last year?
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's funny. I wish I could wrap my rats.
Speaker 5: But it was sixteen first dates total, okay, mostly mostly Americans.
Speaker 5: I had two Australians, one Irish guy, one guy who
Speaker 5: I don't know what his action was, but I think
Speaker 5: he may have been homeless also or just.
Speaker 1: That your version homeless just pick accents from raf wow judgment.
Speaker 1: So that's good. It sounds like you're keeping your options open.
Speaker 1: Was there anything more? What what did you think about
Speaker 1: the sixteen guys that you were with?
Speaker 6: That sounds like.
Speaker 1: That you know what I meant? The sixteen guys you
Speaker 1: met separately during the year, how did they go?
Speaker 5: Yeah? You know, like the sixteen six made to a
Speaker 5: second eight out of those six, only three made it
Speaker 5: to a third date or more right, Yeah, Now all
Speaker 5: the guys two flat out rejected me right after the date.
Speaker 5: Eight were like mutual ghostings. Three I rejected and told
Speaker 5: them it just wasn't going to work. And one block
Speaker 5: to me like immediately after the date. But I was
Speaker 5: he was a little suss I think he might have
Speaker 5: been married.
Speaker 4: Oho, oh god, yeah, nothing you did wrong there other
Speaker 4: than go out with him.
Speaker 1: I suppose alexis looking back at her sixteen first dates.
Speaker 1: How would you grade her overall experience?
Speaker 3: It's not like a good but one sixteen for being blocked, Like,
Speaker 3: that's not bad?
Speaker 1: What sixteen?
Speaker 2: And it wasn't for something she did exactly, that's a
Speaker 2: good aspect.
Speaker 5: And out of the sixteen, I only had to pay
Speaker 5: half on like one of them. And I'm really old fashioned.
Speaker 5: I prefer the guy pay That's just how my mom
Speaker 5: and dad taught me.
Speaker 3: Old fashion your cheap, let's be honest, I mean both.
Speaker 5: Yeah, so that's how it was. And I cried over
Speaker 5: two guys last year and ended up with zero.
Speaker 1: And I do make a lot of women cry when
Speaker 1: they listened to the show. Oh yeah, we do. So
Speaker 1: tell me. None of the sixteen guys worked out. But
Speaker 1: now apparently you say there's a new guy and that's
Speaker 1: why you reached out to us.
Speaker 5: Yeah, there's a new guy. I was hopeful. I don't
Speaker 5: know yet. His name is Steve. It was like an
Speaker 5: online match and it was just a casual date. It
Speaker 5: was really like less than hour, like a forty minute.
Speaker 3: Oh so you went out with them already.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we just got Cuban sandwiches from this little sandwich
Speaker 5: shop and just went to the park and he ate
Speaker 5: and talked and we were by this playground with kids
Speaker 5: running around and.
Speaker 4: What kind of significant in some way the playground that's
Speaker 4: my kid.
Speaker 1: No, it's a lot of information coming at us. I mean,
Speaker 1: there's sandwiches that, there's a park, there's a playground, there's children.
Speaker 1: Does that sound like a good date? First, Like, overall,
Speaker 1: alexis no kids around the sandwich. Sandwich is okay, sandwich
Speaker 1: is okay.
Speaker 3: Honestly, the playground was empty.
Speaker 4: I'd play on it, but it's a kid.
Speaker 5: That would be a fun date, that would be No,
Speaker 5: it was really just kind of a lunch date really
Speaker 5: because like the sandwiches are really messy. And at one
Speaker 5: point he was like, you got something on your face
Speaker 5: and I was like, oh where, And he was like,
Speaker 5: you pointed to like my entire lower half, and he
Speaker 5: was like everywhere under your nose and.
Speaker 4: That he's paying attention. You know, he's looking at you.
Speaker 4: You have like a I'm not even joking. When I
Speaker 4: met my husband I didn't realize I carried so much
Speaker 4: food on my face until I met that man, and
Speaker 4: I was like, he always has something to point out.
Speaker 4: No one else before him ever said anything.
Speaker 1: Amazing how the women on this show can spin anything
Speaker 1: into a positive.
Speaker 4: Another you heard the odds, Jeff, I don't think that's bad.
Speaker 3: I mean, how'd you guys end it?
Speaker 5: After we ate? We were just kind of like, oh,
Speaker 5: if we had a frisbee, we'd throw it, but we
Speaker 5: just kind of kind of like picked up a stick
Speaker 5: and was kind of playing with it and then.
Speaker 1: Go get it, Go get your date.
Speaker 5: I mean I got no, but it got a little awkward.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 5: I was really hoping he'd say, like, you know what,
Speaker 5: let's grab a drink and proceed to like a nighttime thing.
Speaker 5: And he's so cute. I'm sure he gets a lot
Speaker 5: of attention from women on on the app.
Speaker 3: So well, he doesn't sound very good at a date.
Speaker 3: I mean, he didn't even bring a frisbee. He didn't
Speaker 3: even get the sandwich place. He went to a park.
Speaker 1: Why is the man in trouble? We're paying for the
Speaker 1: sand which she's the one that date.
Speaker 2: I'm just saying that I don't think he's getting hit
Speaker 2: on as much as she thinks because he is not
Speaker 2: as experienced as he should be, which was a good ride.
Speaker 1: I'm sure it's the man's fault somehow, but let's prove
Speaker 1: it when we come back. We're gonna call Steve for
Speaker 1: you and try and get you your second date update
Speaker 1: right after that. Your name is Steve, you better pick
Speaker 1: on hold on second date update. I feel like in
Speaker 1: the first part we definitely miss something we miss and
Speaker 1: by we I mean Brook.
Speaker 3: Okay, I know that we were going there.
Speaker 1: Brooke was out of it that even though the guy
Speaker 1: is the one not calling Kelly back. Yes, and Kelly
Speaker 1: said herself, he's very good looking and must get a
Speaker 1: lot of attention on the dating apps, and Kelly's the
Speaker 1: one that had sandwich pieces all over her face. Brook
Speaker 1: hurt all of that and says, Nope, the guy is
Speaker 1: a bad date planner. I bet no women want to
Speaker 1: go out with you.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 2: No, I didn't say no women. I just said I
Speaker 2: don't think that he's as wanted as she thinks.
Speaker 3: I'm trying to hype her up.
Speaker 2: Okay, she has something to offer on this table and
Speaker 2: he is going to maybe maybe he was too intimidated
Speaker 2: by how awesome she is.
Speaker 3: You know, the sandwich all over her face. Listen, I've
Speaker 3: gotten food on my face. It shouldn't stop anything, Okay.
Speaker 1: But no, actually normally just eating politely once someone of
Speaker 1: your dates try that. But look, the whole thing is
Speaker 1: Kelly really liked the guy that she met up with, Steve.
Speaker 1: They did a casual date in the park with Cuban sandwiches.
Speaker 1: They tossed a stick back and forth. It was a
Speaker 1: great time. Was a little straight, yeah, I mean they
Speaker 1: weren't sure what else to do. It was short though, Yeah.
Speaker 1: And so now afterwards she's hoping to get one more
Speaker 1: shot with him because he's been kind of ghosty.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, have you heard from him at all, Kelly?
Speaker 5: I haven't. And now I'm nervous because I was really slobby.
Speaker 5: Maybe I was. I grossed him out. I don't know.
Speaker 2: The mason that you had going into that sandwich is
Speaker 2: what it is.
Speaker 7: Understanding.
Speaker 1: If you could do that to a sandwich, just imagine
Speaker 1: what else you could.
Speaker 4: That is right, Jeffrey, we are here to hide up sandwich.
Speaker 1: Yeah it's disgusting, all right, that's not what he says.
Speaker 1: But here we go with Dill his number. We'll see
Speaker 1: what he has to say. Let's do it.
Speaker 5: Uh.
Speaker 1: Hey, we're looking for Steve speaking and Hey Steve, I
Speaker 1: said we because you're on the radio right now with
Speaker 1: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: How you doing man?
Speaker 6: Uh, but you're from the radio.
Speaker 3: And podcasts podcast.
Speaker 1: To Yeah, yeah, we got a good podcast.
Speaker 3: We are multifaceted here.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're in the future with our entertainment, but we're
Speaker 1: focused on you right now because one of our listeners
Speaker 1: went on a date with you the other day and
Speaker 1: really had a good time. He wants to see you again,
Speaker 1: but that hasn't quite happened yet, and she's not sure why.
Speaker 1: Her name's Kelly.
Speaker 6: Ah Man.
Speaker 1: Okay Man, Okay, oh Man.
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, it's.
Speaker 1: The fact that you're not reaching out for another date
Speaker 1: is kind of hinting that you're not interested. But we're
Speaker 1: not sure if that's true or not. We want to
Speaker 1: know what you think about Kelly.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 6: She's very nice, like, Kelly's cool, but you know, I
Speaker 6: just don't think it's going to work out.
Speaker 3: Okay, Is there is there a reason?
Speaker 2: I mean, did you went into it thinking that it
Speaker 2: could work out?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 6: Yeah? I mean definitely, but you know, like we got
Speaker 6: some food and then we went to the park and
Speaker 6: it just it started to get a little weird. But like,
Speaker 6: you know, I don't want to blow up for a spot,
Speaker 6: like I don't even know you guys.
Speaker 1: So see, we didn't hear anything like weird. She said
Speaker 1: she had like some food or something on her face,
Speaker 1: but nothing stood out to be weird.
Speaker 2: Maybe that's weird to him, you know, like maybe it's
Speaker 2: weird to him to have a female have food all
Speaker 2: over their face.
Speaker 6: No, no, actually I thought that was kind of cute.
Speaker 3: See I talked to you guys.
Speaker 1: What was the issue? You said it was weird?
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, I'm like, so, you know, we were sitting
Speaker 6: on the bend, were chilling and there's like a playground,
Speaker 6: you know, that's in this park that we're in, and
Speaker 6: oh yeah.
Speaker 3: She randomly mentioned that to us too.
Speaker 6: Yeah yeah, and she so there's like a bunch of
Speaker 6: kids playing, and all of a sudden, she points and
Speaker 6: she's like, oh my god, look, imagine if will we
Speaker 6: had that many kids and those were all our kids
Speaker 6: running around and there were like like eight ten kids
Speaker 6: playing on the playground.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, So she was describing a nightmare, right, Like
Speaker 4: that's how she meant, like, imagine how chaotic.
Speaker 3: Our life would be.
Speaker 6: She sounded thrilled, Oh thrilled.
Speaker 1: Okay, so that's a red flag to you. That's a lot.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean like I've known you for like twenty
Speaker 6: minutes and now now we're having eight kids together.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Okay.
Speaker 2: In her defense, I will say, it sounds like maybe
Speaker 2: she was just trying to fill the void, like maybe
Speaker 2: there was like an odd because she said, like it
Speaker 2: kind of died at the end your guys's date.
Speaker 3: Maybe she was just trying to, like I say, dumb things.
Speaker 1: Could you understand that point of view? Maybe?
Speaker 6: See, I mean I guess I could. But she started
Speaker 6: getting like really into it. Oh she was like naming them.
Speaker 6: Oh there was like another one weird thing where she
Speaker 6: wasn't feeling one of the kids and she was like,
Speaker 6: he's not playing nice. You would put him up for
Speaker 6: an option.
Speaker 1: Okay, she's obviously kidding, Well that should be a positive
Speaker 1: for you because you don't want that many.
Speaker 3: He would only have seven.
Speaker 1: There you go.
Speaker 4: Yeah, she'd say she was a good mother, just a mother, okay.
Speaker 1: But that it sounds like it was all that conversation
Speaker 1: kind of scared you was too much for you joking
Speaker 1: or no?
Speaker 6: Yeah? I mean you know, like, yeah, but if.
Speaker 3: She was joking, maybe you could work it out.
Speaker 1: Yeah. And there's a perfect person to find out whether
Speaker 1: or not it was a joke. That's Kelly, who's on
Speaker 1: the other line right now, waiting to talk to you. Wait. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Kelly and her seven children say hi, Oh.
Speaker 3: Did she give another one up for adoption? Or we
Speaker 3: out of six? Yeah?
Speaker 5: Ever since she heard that Kelly there, Yeah, Steve, it's Kelly.
Speaker 5: I am I ex fuming. I'm so offended. Yes, because
Speaker 5: and you know what this is why and how I
Speaker 5: realized why I had sixteen unsuccessful dates last year. It's
Speaker 5: because they were all like you, Steve, like emotionally and
Speaker 5: intellectually scented.
Speaker 3: Why are you upset? Why are you so mad?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Because, my god, Brooke, you were totally right, Steve, you
Speaker 5: stock at planning a date.
Speaker 3: I'm just trying to hype you up, tear it down.
Speaker 1: What happened.
Speaker 5: Listen, if you even had like an ounce of a
Speaker 5: sense of humor, like you would get that I was
Speaker 5: obviously joking, and I was for you to actually think
Speaker 5: that I was serious, like, oh my god, like you
Speaker 5: must be a narcissist that you would think I would
Speaker 5: meet you for forty minutes and suddenly want to have
Speaker 5: your babies.
Speaker 1: All right, well, all right, I think we're I think
Speaker 1: we're going down a path we don't need to go
Speaker 1: down any farther we were. You weren't happy with Steve's response. There, Steve,
Speaker 1: are you there?
Speaker 6: Zerah? Yeah, yeah, you're here barely, but I'm still here.
Speaker 1: Would you like to respond to any of the allegations
Speaker 1: just you?
Speaker 4: I thought you guys were all gonna have a big
Speaker 4: laugh about how it was a miscommunication, Steve.
Speaker 5: Bottom line, you planned a boring date and now I'm
Speaker 5: paying a price for it.
Speaker 1: That's nut, Steve. You see your data, and I'm not
Speaker 1: going to go for.
Speaker 5: Just the looks like I thought you were super.
Speaker 1: Cute too much?
Speaker 6: What kind of radio show is this? You just trash, dude?
Speaker 1: It depends on how many drinks Brooks.
Speaker 4: I was just trying to make her feel better about
Speaker 4: you not calling her, And now I don't know.
Speaker 3: I think that this was already happening and I didn't
Speaker 3: realize it.
Speaker 6: You know, you don't have to tear somebody else down
Speaker 6: just to try to make somebody else feel fatter.
Speaker 3: That's a good life. I agree with you, all right.
Speaker 3: I wasn't trying to tear you down. I don't know.
Speaker 4: I didn't know, did I don't think you said anything wrong, Steve.
Speaker 1: Those are thoughts that should have happened before you said
Speaker 1: the terrible thing.
Speaker 6: It me either, I'm it.
Speaker 1: Okay, Oh, everybody be honest with everybody. This is a
Speaker 1: good chance to have Steve admit that maybe he didn't
Speaker 1: plan the best first date.
Speaker 5: Yeah he didn't, Okay.
Speaker 1: Okay, And maybe Kelly didn't make the best conversation trying
Speaker 1: to invent an entire family of eight twenty minutes into the.
Speaker 5: Conversation that Kelly owned that, well, I'm sorry that I
Speaker 5: was so bored. I had to use my freaking imagination.
Speaker 1: Okay, that was an apology.
Speaker 3: You could have imagined the kids in like a sweatshop
Speaker 3: or something. Don't It's like I wouldn't have been a
Speaker 3: red flag Brooks.
Speaker 1: Trying to get her business planned. So, Steve, if you're
Speaker 1: hearing what I'm here, and then you probably see the
Speaker 1: same thing as me, which is potential for true love.
Speaker 1: And that's why we would be delighted to send you
Speaker 1: out on another date that we would pay for. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know, the same day, messy sandwiches and all
Speaker 1: put it on our tap. Okay, adoption fees, brook is
Speaker 1: going to cover that. Yeah, sure, what do you say?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 6: No, no, I'm not going out with her yet. I
Speaker 6: don't know what she's talking about. You went on sixteen
Speaker 6: failed dates like what like this? This woman is blew
Speaker 6: after me only one though it's about to be two.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, dear humor some day.
Speaker 5: Yeah, no, it's okay, Brooke. You know you're absolutely right.
Speaker 5: This guy knows nothing about planning and you should absolutely
Speaker 5: own this.
Speaker 1: God, if you're going to hope for all women, Brooks, congratulations.
Speaker 3: Not freaking Jeffrey in the morning Black Call.
Speaker 1: Was a great example of the power that Brooks words
Speaker 1: have with ours.
Speaker 3: I don't know what what went so wrong.
Speaker 1: I really don't.
Speaker 3: I don't know how I went from trying to hype
Speaker 3: somebody up like I don't know.
Speaker 1: You weren't typing anybody up though you were pushing the
Speaker 1: guy down to hype because he played out. At the
Speaker 1: end of the first part. Brooke could have said, Okay,
Speaker 1: you guys did like a sweet little date in a
Speaker 1: park out in nature. He got you a meal. You
Speaker 1: guys spent time talking and getting to know each other.
Speaker 2: She was feeling self conscious because she's like, this is
Speaker 2: a really hot guy and he's probably got tons of girls.
Speaker 3: And I'm like, mad, the guy doesn't even bring a
Speaker 3: frisbee to a date. He doesn't know anything.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you call the guy boring because he didn't book
Speaker 1: a midnight laser light show with free drugs or whatever
Speaker 1: types of dates that you're into. And look what happened.
Speaker 7: Immediately hopped on the Brooks opinion blew up into a
Speaker 7: tirade against every man who's ever let her down. Ever,
Speaker 7: it's a good reminder that we, and when I say we,
Speaker 7: I mean you again, Brooke, we need to stay open minded.
Speaker 7: If it's not your ideal cup of tea first date
Speaker 7: idea doesn't mean other people can.
Speaker 4: And I just was trying to make her feel better, Jeff,
Speaker 4: how many times we have to tell.
Speaker 1: You that it's not worth it let other people feel sad?
Speaker 1: Sometimes I got to.
Speaker 4: A fast food burger place with a Bogo coupon on
Speaker 4: a first date and.
Speaker 3: Still gone out with the guy again.
Speaker 1: I don't care.
Speaker 7: Everybody says low as Brooks are and your dating life
Speaker 7: couldn't possibly be bad.
Speaker 1: We're just saying we can try and help you with
Speaker 1: your date life. Email the show if you ever need help.
Speaker 1: We'll call that person wasn't
Speaker 5: Calling you back, Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.