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Speaker 1: Motherfucking mini episode, Mini episode, motherfucking mini episode.

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Speaker 2: La La la la la la la bamba. There it

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Speaker 2: is there, it is. Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to another

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Speaker 2: phenomenal episode of Ma Mama Told.

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Speaker 3: Me, the podcast where we dive deep into the pockets

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Speaker 3: of black conspiracy theories.

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Speaker 2: And we finally worked to prove the theories that you

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Speaker 2: the listener have at home. It's a montherfucking many episode.

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Speaker 2: Come on, I'm Langston Colonel.

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Speaker 4: Been swallowed up? Have you ever been swallowed up? Have

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Speaker 4: you gone through a time of swallowing where everything was overwhelming?

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Speaker 3: That was an accident. I'm David forty.

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Speaker 2: It felt like I crossed the train track right before

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Speaker 2: the train game. Man, you got stuck behind.

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Speaker 3: That's exactly where I was ready.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, oh no, just stay, just stay. That was a

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Speaker 2: long train.

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Speaker 3: To twelve seconds of getting swallowed up.

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Speaker 2: We got an email, a hefty email, I would say,

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Speaker 2: a big old, thick bitch of an email from a

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Speaker 2: person name Lokia. Lokia sent us a Lokia. I don't

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Speaker 2: know where the accent mark lies.

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Speaker 3: Do you do you feel confident either way? Lokia Lokia Lokia.

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Speaker 3: I would say, it's look here, look here, lookia. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: that feels right to me. So that's what we're gonna

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Speaker 3: go with. They sent us an email saying, Hello, Langston

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Speaker 3: and David, I love your podcast. I was hooked after

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Speaker 3: I stumbled on a clip about the true identity of

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Speaker 3: the Little Mermaid being just a coonfish.

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Speaker 2: Bitch is.

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Speaker 3: Damn?

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Speaker 5: Is that what I'm said?

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Speaker 3: That's almost wor wor word what you had said.

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Speaker 2: Damn, it was great. Damn, I gotta really reflect.

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Speaker 3: You really don't be watching these clips?

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Speaker 2: Huh? Ready to sell out her kingdom over some duke

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Speaker 2: dick that part I remember. I love the premises of

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Speaker 2: the show, so American and yet so cotton picking black.

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Speaker 2: This may be internalized racism anyway. My mother and grandmother

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Speaker 2: were both born in the South before migrating to Philadelphia. Migrating.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I guess that's the right word, I think. So, Yeah,

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Speaker 3: there was a great migration.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I guess there's some maybe probably problematic part of me

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Speaker 2: I'd say, I'd say that's exactly what I was thinking

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Speaker 2: the second that I started this sentence.

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Speaker 3: But you one of us. You don't eat with your hands.

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Speaker 2: Man, I don't even get a chance to not be

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Speaker 2: the worst guy. Huh, you really do. Every time I

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Speaker 2: even open up my heart, you go deep deep afl

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Speaker 2: racist in there.

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Speaker 3: And that's that's not fair.

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Speaker 2: You're a hero.

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Speaker 3: You're a hero. Continue, You're a hero. I was, I

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Speaker 3: was lashing out. It's not fair, she says.

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Speaker 5: They have.

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Speaker 2: They have so many stories about Root's real black magic,

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Speaker 2: mysterious deaths, and old wives tales. One of my top

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Speaker 2: favorite tales, it's about the Hag capitalize h Ag. My

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Speaker 2: mother introduced me to the Hag by demanding that I

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Speaker 2: never sleep on my back. The story goes, if you

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Speaker 2: lay on your back, the Hag will sit on your

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Speaker 2: her on more than one occasion. She explains that she

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Speaker 2: sort of like raw meat. One minute you're laying on

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Speaker 2: suffocating and trying to force yourself awake. I am not crazy.

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Speaker 2: I know this. I know this is also explained as

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Speaker 2: sleep paralysis. But here is the part that makes a

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Speaker 2: detail from the South. Once the hag is essentially riding

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Speaker 2: blood of Jesus. Oh, you are to stop down, just

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Speaker 2: to give us a second to reflect before we take

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Speaker 6: I mean, I don't feel like you're eating her pussy,

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Speaker 6: first of all, Okay, is that not what you say?

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Speaker 6: I don't know that's what she's implying. And I don't

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Speaker 3: Is that not writing in your face?

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Speaker 2: But I think the riding your face meant more just

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Speaker 2: that it was literally like she forces sex on you,

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Speaker 6: Okay, Well, I okay, uh, I have heard of this.

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Speaker 3: I've heard of this before. Have you ever had sleep paralysism?

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Speaker 2: Not in a way that scared me?

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Speaker 3: Really?

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Speaker 2: I if I've had it, because I've definitely felt like

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Speaker 2: But it was never I've never had this ship where

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Speaker 6: I mean, so I've had it a lot in my life,

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Speaker 6: Like I used to have it a lot as a kid,

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Speaker 6: and I've had it quite a few times as an adult.

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Speaker 3: It's never like that. It does feel like because sometimes

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Speaker 3: But I mean, I just had it a few weeks ago,

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Speaker 3: and hold on one second, I'm gonna ask. This is exciting.

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Speaker 3: I wonder if I see calling in a favor of

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Speaker 3: what's gonna happen? Okay, I just I had it a

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Speaker 6: I guess I was just like she said, it sounded

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Speaker 3: I can't find you. That's not guess She's like, bitch, aage.

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Speaker 2: Is look door.

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Speaker 3: But to me, I was like, help me, help me.

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Speaker 3: But that the point is that shit's happened to me

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Speaker 3: a lot of times, and especially as a kid, it

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I again, I guess I've been very lucky that

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Speaker 2: this isn't like a common experience for me. I it would.

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Speaker 2: It sounds haunting, it's really terrible.

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Speaker 3: But do you have sleep problems?

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Speaker 4: Not?

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Speaker 2: For the most part. I think my biggest problem now

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Speaker 2: can't fucking do it.

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Speaker 3: Really, damn. That's does not make you feel young, No,

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Speaker 3: not at all.

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Speaker 2: And like it. Also, I be wanting to stay up,

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Speaker 2: this no more. I don't want to be here like that.

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Speaker 2: All right, I get it. I get it, though, I

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Speaker 2: yet I'm just washed. So no, that's my biggest sleep issue.

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Speaker 2: And yeah, it sounds terrifying, especially if it were a hag,

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Speaker 2: just an old, ghoulish monster sitting on your face sounds

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Speaker 2: fucking crazy. Yeah, I mean, giving oral when it's not

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Speaker 2: on this just being eating their puzzy.

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Speaker 6: I think that's what that term is. And it makes

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Speaker 6: sense to me that a ghost is coming back trying

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Speaker 2: Okay, and she is a ghost. She's a ghost, which

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Speaker 2: is I don't understand that, she didn't say I do

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Speaker 2: understand the raw meat spell as well. Uh you know ghost.

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Speaker 5: Sorry, now I get it.

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Speaker 2: You're talking about the smell of her ghost pussy or trying.

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Speaker 3: To pick up what she's putting down.

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Speaker 7: Under said, this is what she's saying that she walks

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Speaker 7: into that room pussy first, and the smell you go,

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Speaker 7: that smell raw me ghost pussy and you're like, I

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Speaker 2: And then suddenly above your head is just a ghost

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Speaker 2: it until you pray to Jesus.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, that's one interpretation of this. I mean,

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Speaker 3: let's continue on and see what happens.

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Speaker 2: Yes, in this thing, she says that here is my

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Speaker 2: experience with the hag. Okay, she's a ghost pussy eater.

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Speaker 2: It sounds like I was dating this man who was

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Speaker 2: very sneaky.

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Speaker 5: I was to end.

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Speaker 3: Ready, that's not a funny way to describe it.

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Speaker 2: I'm dating this sneaky motherfucker anyway, sneaky man. I was

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Speaker 2: struggled for a few seconds listening to the demon taunt

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Speaker 2: me with a cynical smirk on her face. Remember my

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Speaker 2: mother's stories about a hag, and started saying, Lord have

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Speaker 2: mercy and God help me, and the demon let up.

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Speaker 2: She stared at me and then slowly slid off off

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Speaker 2: about the incident, and she said, get rid of your boyfriend.

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Speaker 2: I did immediately because I don't fuck with no ghosts.

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Speaker 2: The incident never happened again. I also never slept on

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Speaker 2: my back again out of fear of being face raped

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Speaker 2: by another ghost.

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Speaker 5: Bitch.

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Speaker 2: Okay, okay, this is interesting. Here's what I where I'll

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Speaker 2: give you credit. She does say face raped, and that

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Speaker 2: does imply the sexual context you were talking about. However,

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Speaker 2: she talks about an experience with the hag that has

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Speaker 2: nothing to do with face rape.

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Speaker 6: No, that she was trying to strangulation. Yeah, this is

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Speaker 6: scary too, because she saw her.

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Speaker 2: She saw her, and even scarier, the hag went and

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Speaker 2: took a nap next to her afterwards.

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Speaker 6: Is the hag related to the because okay, here's my question. Yeah,

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Speaker 6: maybe she's not the hero that we think in this story,

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Speaker 6: maybe the Hag is his guardian angel. Uh and the

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Speaker 6: Hag is trying to get her away from him.

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Speaker 2: Oh, Like the hag is like those ghosts that are

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Speaker 2: scary but they're warning you type shit.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe the Hag is trying to you see what

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Speaker 3: I'm saying.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, she warns you with a little bit of pussy

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Speaker 2: in your face, and yeah, you go, I gotta change it.

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Speaker 3: So this is this is I don't even know what

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Speaker 2: That's scary, not serahving. I will say that her specific

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Speaker 3: You're sneaky foreign boyfriend. You want you want to get

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Speaker 6: Isn't it like dragons too though, where it's one of

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Speaker 3: You know what I mean?

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Speaker 2: I think there's evil women have existed to cultures because

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Speaker 6: Oh that's okay, good, that's thinkin I assume the worst

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Speaker 3: I think I think I assumed the funniest because I

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Speaker 2: I'm funny too, A reasonable cutoff man. I I know

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Speaker 3: Right where ever, like these crazes.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and so like your crazy bitches wearing a grass

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Speaker 3: You know, or a plane of consciousness that we don't

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it does that. The way that's phrase then kind

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Speaker 3: No, it's awful, No.

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Speaker 2: It seems awful. But I'm saying that, like, if this

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Speaker 2: I want to be able to know all the planes.

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Speaker 6: I mean, if there's one thing I'd have learned about

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Speaker 2: I'm sure.

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Speaker 6: It's just like you also feel it if you eat

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Speaker 3: Yeah? Or like or like you take some DMT and

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Speaker 3: you've beat those crystal beings. Have you heard of that?

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Speaker 3: Like the elves? And it's like, I don't really want

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Speaker 3: Let's just say, don't eat too many of the double daggs,

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Speaker 2: We got the final part of the email. Yeah, I

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Speaker 2: Before this incident, my nephew had some type of interaction

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Speaker 2: I know your podcast is amazing. I enjoy every single episode.

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Speaker 2: Creating spaces that promote community and safe space to have

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Speaker 3: Well, that's the nicest thing anybody's ever said to us

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Speaker 2: I didn't know that we were creating spaces. I thought

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Speaker 6: I mean, much like all things I do in entertainment,

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Speaker 2: Yeah, for sure. I think most importantly, what it sounds

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Speaker 1: I think that.

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Speaker 2: I agree.

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Speaker 6: I think play stupid games, get stupid prizes, right, Yeah,

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Speaker 6: Ultimately it's like keep knocking on the double door, he's

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Speaker 2: See and I think in a maybe not as much

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Speaker 2: of saying you guys are making a bad choice in

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Speaker 2: is is that maybe this is a nice allegory for

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Speaker 2: I hope that the hag continues to serve you in

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Speaker 3: And also I prefer to do all my pussy eating

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Speaker 2: My man like plain old pussy.

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Speaker 5: You know what I mean.

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Speaker 3: You ain't got to sit on my chest. You just

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Speaker 2: I don't need that special smell. Davy girl.

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Speaker 3: I like you all that. You smell wild in this

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Speaker 2: No, no, no, sweet heart, that means smell is me.

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Speaker 3: No hags in here, just this. They smell like rob

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