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Speaker 1: Second date. Nothing can put a damper on a first
Speaker 1: date like getting into legal trouble. What right? I know
Speaker 1: for me personally, I hadn't experienced A while back. I
Speaker 1: set up this big romantic evening, so I ended up going.
Speaker 1: I picked the girl up from work, pick her up
Speaker 1: to some of the street there, and then we go
Speaker 1: for a drive. And the next thing I know, I'm
Speaker 1: in handcuffs and the officers talking about solicitation or something. Yeah,
Speaker 1: completely screwed up my date. I didn't even get to
Speaker 1: finish the date, and of course I never heard back
Speaker 1: from the girl. So yeah, getting in legal trouble is
Speaker 1: always an issue on a first date. It was terrible.
Speaker 1: Had such a nice evening plan too, It's insane. Well, Kyle,
Speaker 1: who's on the phone to do a second date update today,
Speaker 1: got into a little bit of legal trouble on his date.
Speaker 1: Maybe not as bad as mine, but still he had
Speaker 1: an issue with law enforcement. Kyle, how are you I'm okay,
Speaker 1: you're not calling us from a jail cell right now, right, Kyle? No? No, no, no, okay, good.
Speaker 1: What sort of legal trouble did you get on on
Speaker 1: your first date? Kyle? It's not crazy or anything. It's
Speaker 1: I mean, it was just a speeding ticket. Yeah, I mean,
Speaker 1: like in the middle of a date, you know, having
Speaker 1: a top stroll up to you and start acting all weird.
Speaker 1: Probably you know, I know, I wanted to make it
Speaker 1: sound like Kyle was arrested. He wasn't. He just got
Speaker 1: a speeding ticket on his date. But he does think
Speaker 1: that's the reason she's not calling him back. We'll get
Speaker 1: to a speeding ticket stuff in a second. But how
Speaker 1: did you meet this girl? I was at this birthday
Speaker 1: party for a friend of mine and we started talking,
Speaker 1: then kept talking and kept talking, and it seemed like,
Speaker 1: you know, there's something cool is happening, so cool, and
Speaker 1: what do you guys do? So I went picked her up,
Speaker 1: and I wanted to take her to this nice restaurant
Speaker 1: that I know outside the city, because you have some
Speaker 1: time to talk on the way there, and you talk
Speaker 1: to restaurant and yeah, that sounds terrible to me. That's
Speaker 1: why That's the worst thing about dates to me is
Speaker 1: all the talking, just so much talking. You just want
Speaker 1: to quick drive through. But I see where you're coming
Speaker 1: from there. You want to have some conversation with a girl.
Speaker 1: I guess that's a fun thing to do. So you guys,
Speaker 1: you guys clicked and you had a good time. What's
Speaker 1: her name, by the way, Sarah Sarah? All right, And
Speaker 1: your email said that you think the speeding ticket is
Speaker 1: the reason she's not calling you back. Why is that? Well,
Speaker 1: it's just like after the speeding ticket, things got really
Speaker 1: weird because it happened on the drive home. Yeah, um,
Speaker 1: what's really weird? Mean? You know, you've got those weird
Speaker 1: spaces in conversations where everyone's sort of trying to think
Speaker 1: about what they should And your speeding ticket wasn't like
Speaker 1: you were going one hundred miles over the speed limit
Speaker 1: or something scary, right, It wasn't crazy. I was like
Speaker 1: I was doing like eighty in the sixty five. That's
Speaker 1: not terrible. Were you rude to the cop or something.
Speaker 1: I'm just trying to think of why her at Oh no, no,
Speaker 1: But I mean I just got a speeding ticket, so
Speaker 1: of course, like it sort of put me in a
Speaker 1: bad mood, and I just when I get in the
Speaker 1: bad mood sometimes just get quiet, you know. So you
Speaker 1: were the reason for the awkward silence in the car? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: but I just got a speeding ticket. Are you ever
Speaker 1: not in a bad mood after you get a ticket?
Speaker 1: I get so many speeding tickets. I don't care anymore.
Speaker 1: I have a lawyer who takes care of them, so
Speaker 1: I'm good. It doesn't bother me. But I do understand
Speaker 1: where you're coming from. I guess it could kind of
Speaker 1: piss you off a little bit. How did everything end
Speaker 1: with her? It was just a little awkward. I dropped
Speaker 1: her off and I tried to go in for a kiss,
Speaker 1: and that sort of didn't really happen. Did you do,
Speaker 1: like the awkward still in the car reached kiss? Yeah,
Speaker 1: with you know, one of those weird can't quite find
Speaker 1: a right angle, and by the time you think you do,
Speaker 1: she's already gone. So I have that happened to me
Speaker 1: quite a bit. If I'm out on a date, like
Speaker 1: I'll lean in to kiss her in the car and
Speaker 1: she's out by the time I just make out with air. Hey,
Speaker 1: I'm still kissing somebody. It wasn't a fail. It's what
Speaker 1: you should have done. So it could have been that
Speaker 1: you were just awkward after getting your speeding ticket and
Speaker 1: she was like, oh man, this guy sure, but I mean,
Speaker 1: like stuff happens, and I just really hope I didn't
Speaker 1: screw this up completely. Yeah, all right, well we'll play
Speaker 1: a song, come back, call her and get your second
Speaker 1: date update. All right, thank you? All right? Man, Hey,
Speaker 1: looking jubil in the morning. All right, Kyle is on
Speaker 1: the phone with us, and today he wants us to
Speaker 1: call a girl named Sarah. Apparently they had a great date,
Speaker 1: everything was going well. The only thing that he can
Speaker 1: think about that could be the reason that she's not
Speaker 1: calling him back is that on the way home after dinner,
Speaker 1: he got a speeding ticket and in his words, he
Speaker 1: got a little grumpy and he said to ride home
Speaker 1: after the speeding ticket was very awkward. He ended the
Speaker 1: night without a kiss or anything. She's Scott of the
Speaker 1: car and hasn't talked to him since. Kyle, I don't
Speaker 1: even think we need to do the second date update today.
Speaker 1: Wait why? Because I think I know why she's not
Speaker 1: calling you back. I think I figured it out, really
Speaker 1: I do. Here's my theory, Kyle, I think that she
Speaker 1: set you up. Here's my theory. She sees Kyle meets
Speaker 1: him at a party, woos him into taking her out
Speaker 1: on a date, and she knew the exact route you
Speaker 1: were going to take on the freeway to take her home.
Speaker 1: And she knew that you were going to be going
Speaker 1: eighty miles per hour in a sixty five mile per
Speaker 1: hour zone. She knew that. You know why she knew
Speaker 1: that because the cop that patrols that area is her
Speaker 1: ex boyfriend, and her whole goal was to get you
Speaker 1: to speed through there to get a ticket, so he
Speaker 1: could give you a ticket and be jealous that she
Speaker 1: was out on a date. Now she's back with her boyfriend.
Speaker 1: We don't even need to make the phone call. I
Speaker 1: just figured it out. Don't waste your time on her.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that is quite a master play on Jebil.
Speaker 1: Are you sure you still want to do the call.
Speaker 1: I'm amazing that you think that I'm worth all that effort,
Speaker 1: and probably the fact that the cop was like fifty
Speaker 1: something year old man with a big belly. Don't judge
Speaker 1: who people date. All right, Kyle, I'm gonna make the
Speaker 1: phone call for you anyway and see why she's not
Speaker 1: calling you back. But if I'm right, you owe me money.
Speaker 1: You got it all right, I'm gonna held the phone
Speaker 1: number right now, see hanging out in that CoP's bed
Speaker 1: right now? Just usual. Hello, Hi, can I speak to
Speaker 1: Sarah please? Yeah? Hey, Sarah, how are you? This is
Speaker 1: Jewbil from Brook and Jewil in the Morning. I'm sorry
Speaker 1: who Jebil from brook and Jewel in the Morning. The
Speaker 1: radio show Okay? Pause would leave you to believe you
Speaker 1: have no clue who we are. We host a morning
Speaker 1: radio show, okay, and one of our listeners recently emailed
Speaker 1: us about you and asked us if we could get
Speaker 1: you on the phone. Really yeah, okay. His name is Kyle,
Speaker 1: and you recently went out on a date with him. Yeah. Right, Well,
Speaker 1: Kyle told us that you're not calling him back, and
Speaker 1: he hasn't seen you since the date and he would
Speaker 1: really like to see you again, but he's wondering why
Speaker 1: you won't go out with him. He did tell us
Speaker 1: that he got a speeding ticket on the way home,
Speaker 1: and he also said that he thought things got really
Speaker 1: awkward after that between you two. Yeah, I would say
Speaker 1: awkward as a Understaenus. Was it good up until that point?
Speaker 1: Was he right on that? Yeah? I thought Kyle was
Speaker 1: a really nice guy until then, until the speeding ticket. Yeah.
Speaker 1: After the ticket, he descried really quiet. And let me
Speaker 1: ask you a question, was it quiet like I'm bummed
Speaker 1: out quiet or I want to murder somebody quiet? There's
Speaker 1: a difference, Like I don't know him that well, so
Speaker 1: it's hard to chanel. But if he just got a
Speaker 1: little quiet, I mean, you guys have had what three
Speaker 1: hours at this point of good times together. How could
Speaker 1: it cancel it all out? Well? I was trying to
Speaker 1: calm them down or like just like get into like
Speaker 1: eat up a little bit on himself. And I told
Speaker 1: him it's okay, it happens to everyone, and he replied, no,
Speaker 1: it doesn't happen doesn't happen to me, all right, that's
Speaker 1: kind of rude. Yeah, And after that he tried to
Speaker 1: blame me. He told me like it shouldn't have happened
Speaker 1: to him because I was distracting him. What he said
Speaker 1: that he blamed you for the speeding ticket. Yeah, And
Speaker 1: I was like, are you are you serious? You're really
Speaker 1: going to blame this on me? But he was acting
Speaker 1: so weird that I just said, Okay, whoa, how were
Speaker 1: you distracting him? I'm curious as to how he would
Speaker 1: try to blame it on you. Honestly, I have no idea.
Speaker 1: I was just in this car with a guy that
Speaker 1: I only known for a couple of hours, and I
Speaker 1: would just say anything to get out of there. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like he was that scary mad. I mean, he was
Speaker 1: just kind of for blaming me, saying that I was
Speaker 1: the reason you got the ticket Like that made me
Speaker 1: feel like, yeah, that's kind of rude. I couldn't imagine
Speaker 1: being on a date with a girl I get a
Speaker 1: speeding ticket. I'm like, it's all your fault if you
Speaker 1: wouldn't be talking. See you women are always just talk
Speaker 1: talk talk, talk talk, never shut up. That's how I
Speaker 1: get speeding tickets. The worst part was that he asked
Speaker 1: me to pay for the speeding ticket. What how did
Speaker 1: I even say something like that? Well, he says, don't
Speaker 1: you think you should cover some of it? What did
Speaker 1: you say? I just said that's fine because I didn't
Speaker 1: want to get the hell out of that car. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're like, all right, whatever, I'll pay anything to get
Speaker 1: out of this date, right, now, I can't believe he
Speaker 1: would actually say that it was your fault and then
Speaker 1: ask you to pay for the speeding ticket. Maybe you
Speaker 1: misunderstood him. Maybe he was joking with you. If he was,
Speaker 1: he's really bad at joking. I mean he said he
Speaker 1: tried to kiss you at the end of the night.
Speaker 1: He Oh my god, I didn't even know he tried
Speaker 1: to kiss me. Thousand here just like God from the car. Sarah,
Speaker 1: thank you very much for telling us what happened with Kyle.
Speaker 1: Definitely let him know. Okay, thanks, yeah, thank you. Oh, actually,
Speaker 1: you know what he already knows because he's actually listening
Speaker 1: on the other line. What yeah, yeah, hey Sarah, Sarah,
Speaker 1: you know that's not how it actually happened. That's not
Speaker 1: how this went down. Oh so you didn't blame me
Speaker 1: for getting his speeding ticket and you didn't ask me.
Speaker 1: All I said was that you were very distracting. And
Speaker 1: I don't know a girl who would not take that
Speaker 1: as a compliment. Maybe take it as a compliment until
Speaker 1: you ask her to pay for the ticket. She was
Speaker 1: in the car, she was distracting me, It's what I'm
Speaker 1: surprised that she didn't offer to help pay for it.
Speaker 1: Are you kidding me, Kyle? Sarah? My foot wasn't the
Speaker 1: one on the titles, and I was just sitting there
Speaker 1: talking to you. If I call correctly, you were telling
Speaker 1: me that you just had to get home really quickly.
Speaker 1: There's the reason that I was speeding, Sarah. It's all
Speaker 1: your fault, Kyle. Kyle, I have to ask you something.
Speaker 1: Are you just trying to get me on this radio
Speaker 1: show so that you can try to talk me into
Speaker 1: paying your ticket? I was trying to get you to
Speaker 1: go on another date with me because I thought it
Speaker 1: was great, But now you're being sort of a bit
Speaker 1: about this. Yeah, yeah, I'm the Kyli such an ignorant
Speaker 1: as Sarah. I think you are just a straight up
Speaker 1: dinner I'm a guy who's driving you all over the
Speaker 1: countryside and then you won't even give him a tiff
Speaker 1: at the end of the night because you have to
Speaker 1: have your speeding ticket. Get what you do you do
Speaker 1: at this point? Thanks that you're supposed to pay for
Speaker 1: a woman's dinner and you still want them to pay
Speaker 1: for a speeding dude, that makes no sound like a
Speaker 1: couple hundred bucks this point. I would love to ask
Speaker 1: Sarah if she will go on another date with Kyle. Sarah,
Speaker 1: are you still on the phone or do we lose you?
Speaker 1: I hear I'm speechless, Sarah. Would you like to go
Speaker 1: out with Kyle again? We'll pay for a second date. No, okay,
Speaker 1: I know what, stay speechless better that way, that way
Speaker 1: Kyle obviously, no second date. And I don't think you're
Speaker 1: really too upset about that now. Nope, and you sent
Speaker 1: you pay for it to wind. You pay for half
Speaker 1: my ticket, half broken jupil in the morning,