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Speaker 1: I accidentally invited my boss our boys trip, and I

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Speaker 1: them pantaloons, you're all higher, you're all looking mighty fun

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Speaker 1: on his boys strip.

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Speaker 2: I hope hr is on this boys tip too, because

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Speaker 2: I'm about to do someone to speak.

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Speaker 3: Like, give you a promotion and joints.

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Speaker 1: So I had been planning this weekend get away with

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Speaker 1: my buddies for months. We were going to a remote

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Speaker 1: and forget about work for a little while. Now, as

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Speaker 1: the weekend approached, I was excited to finally take a

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Speaker 1: break from my stressful job and just let loose. But

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Speaker 1: that is where I messed up. No one can relax him.

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Speaker 1: That's not that's not possible.

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Speaker 3: Work until you die. That's there we go. Now now

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Speaker 3: we're talking. Keep those capital those wheels are turning. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I accidentally included my boss in the group message about

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Speaker 1: the weekend get away.

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Speaker 3: Oh dude, that thrilled. Uh yeah, He's like, yeah, finally,

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Speaker 3: I feel like it's like a Michael Scott boss. Oh.

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Speaker 3: It's like yeah, oh my god. My boy is like

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Speaker 3: me yeah, Oh my gosh. I want to be friends

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Speaker 3: about that. Yeah, so what are we gonna do?

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Speaker 1: Guys, A, we're gonna go. I brought I brought all

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Speaker 1: the crafts. You know, we can we can go canoeing.

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Speaker 1: I've been working on my jstroke.

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Speaker 3: Just remember, if there's something that I want to do

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Speaker 3: that you don't want to do, you're fired. Yeah. I

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Speaker 1: Response in the chat saying he was excited to join.

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Speaker 3: Crit Yikes, that credit relationship. Based on the way Op

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Speaker 3: is talking, I have to.

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Speaker 2: Imagine no, no, weird that he would say yes, yeah, invite.

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Speaker 3: Maybe he's maybe just maybe he's just trying to be

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Speaker 3: a cool boss. He just wants he just wants a

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Speaker 3: trip at the boys. Yeah, it's company bonding now, Yeah,

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Speaker 3: exactly a lot of synergy that could happen with synergy

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Speaker 3: emphasis on the sin. That's good, Okay, we'll say even that.

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Speaker 1: I immediately panicked because, let's be real, no one wants

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Speaker 3: Yeah. Bosses are trash.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, especially especially people who run podcasts.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, dude, they're the team garbage. I would never

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Speaker 2: Out with them, dude, never that's what I think of them,

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Speaker 2: old farts.

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Speaker 1: That's right, old bag of bones, twenty six year olds

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Speaker 1: ready to crawl in the grave. What what would you

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Speaker 1: and you accidentally invited them to the Well.

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Speaker 2: I'm trying to think about the only the the one

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Speaker 2: boss that I've had. I I guess it would be

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Speaker 2: probably would be like if he was like, oh dude,

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Speaker 2: I'm hype, I probably would just end up inviting it,

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Speaker 2: like so because I wouldn't want to, Yeah, you wouldn't

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Speaker 2: want to, Like, I wouldn't want to uninvite them, right right?

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Speaker 3: Oh Like, oh sorry, I didn't mean to invite you. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: that's so. That's so that's so hard to walk back from.

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Speaker 1: What about like a like maybe like a professor you hated,

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Speaker 1: or like something like someone who's like a foss adjacent.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that like is like super whack low key.

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Speaker 2: I think it would be funny, But you gotta take shots. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: we're going to butt chug, Yeah, butt chunk, butt chug,

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Speaker 2: butt chug.

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Speaker 3: You never heard of butt chugging?

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Speaker 2: Butt chug, bro, but chugging so you can do it

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Speaker 2: with a bunch of different things. I mean, like the

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Speaker 2: like you, like you absorb the alcohol through your buttthole

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Speaker 2: and it doesn't have time to like go through your

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Speaker 2: then you get instantly picked up. And one of my

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Speaker 3: My entire world has just dissolved.

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Speaker 1: My whole understanding of human existence is just I can't

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Speaker 3: I've never in my life. Wow.

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Speaker 2: It's spending enough years in college, Wow, and you learned

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Speaker 3: Yeah that's sorry, the real life skills.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe the real education.

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Speaker 3: Get drunk off your butthole?

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Speaker 2: Wow, bro, that's wow.

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Speaker 1: Well there you have it, ladies and gentlemen. You learn

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Speaker 1: something new every day, It's Factopie. I tried to backtrack

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Speaker 1: Just get your boss to butt chug and so it talks. Remember, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: my boss had already made some plans to come with us,

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Speaker 1: and there was no way out of it. Oh geez,

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Speaker 1: it was just as awkward as you can imagine.

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Speaker 3: Oh no, the weekend happened.

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Speaker 1: I spent the entire weekend trying to have fun with

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Speaker 3: That's so bad. Like it's like, Yo, do you want

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Speaker 3: to go fishing?

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Speaker 2: I bet I could catch the biggest fish because I

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Speaker 2: always bring what's best for the company back.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Like what if he's like trying to just slyly

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Speaker 3: Here, yeah to make this campfire. Yeah. I think I

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Speaker 2: And I really think, like I could be in charge

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Speaker 2: of a team and possibly be due for a new promotion.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's so funny, like basically like LinkedIn speak, it's

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Speaker 1: a it's a camp trip.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, like, uh.

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Speaker 1: Success, I successfully organized and I successful organized and distributed

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Speaker 1: containers of you know some.

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Speaker 3: To all those involved.

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Speaker 2: I facilitated the growth of a campfire use utilizing skills

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Speaker 1: I developed a unique method of intoxicating right, very original.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, butt chugs now I want to see

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Speaker 2: butt chugs on LinkedIn? Oh yeah, oh yeah. Trust everyone

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Speaker 2: who's gone to a u c L. A frat has

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Speaker 1: I don't even want to ask. I was about to

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Speaker 1: to have so many tubes. You cannot use a tube

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Speaker 1: Like like have you heard of the.

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Speaker 3: Gut Yeah, the gut biome transplant.

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Speaker 1: It's like that, but like in a negative what probably

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's why you do it with a tampon instead.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's right. That's that's how the professionals do it.

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Speaker 1: Oh God, Okay, I just have to readjust so hard

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Speaker 2: About that, but you're so hard after that, you know,

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Speaker 2: just bricked like a tampon mo and the boner out

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Speaker 3: Back to hope. Terrible transition.

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Speaker 1: I felt like I was constantly walking on eggshells, trying

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Speaker 3: I get it.

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Speaker 1: But despite the awkwardness, we did have some phone moments.

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Speaker 1: We went fishing, we played board games, We even went

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Speaker 3: Bit uncomfortable too.

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Speaker 1: At one point, my he brought out a case of

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Speaker 3: Oh, things are gonna hear frisky. Oh.

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Speaker 1: My boss joined in too, and before I knew it,

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Speaker 1: we were all pretty freaking sloppy, wasted dude.

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Speaker 2: I feel like either it's gonna go really really well

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Speaker 2: right now and they're all gonna bond, or Op's gonna

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Speaker 2: some wack ship.

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Speaker 3: I'll be Yeah, it's been my favorite. You should you

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Speaker 3: should have promotion? Should I should? I should promote?

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Speaker 2: Are you gonna do for me before I give you

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Speaker 2: that promotion? Like like they say, they say you gotta

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Speaker 2: have your ass chug.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you've heard of kissing ass, but have you

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Speaker 3: I'll do whatever it. Please spare me, lord, please? Can

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Speaker 3: you just show you a bud? Oh? Please don't? Oh god.

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Speaker 1: Now that's when things started to get really awkward. One

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Speaker 1: you wouldn't you do the opposite if you were afraid

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Speaker 3: Tell who to stop his friend?

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Speaker 2: Like I guess he's like, he's like, the boss just

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Speaker 1: I okay, to stop? Okay, So I just sat there

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Speaker 3: As they do.

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Speaker 1: My boss started telling his own inappropriate jokes. Oh god, I.

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Speaker 2: Creature, they come out of the bushes.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, free sign this, now you're fired.

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Speaker 3: I couldn't leave it.

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Speaker 1: This was my boss, the guy who signs my paychecks,

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Speaker 3: Overall, it was a pretty successful.

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Speaker 1: And awkward weekend, but at least I learned a valuable lesson.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, oh yeah, I was satisfied by that.

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Speaker 1: Always double check who you're inviting before you hit send,

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Speaker 1: and maybe, just maybe don't invite your boss to here.

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Speaker 1: We can get away in the first place.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel like the update is going to be

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Speaker 2: good news. I got a promotion because my boss. I

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Speaker 2: am having such a good time.

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Speaker 1: Honestly, Yeah, I'm curious what you what you guys thought

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Speaker 1: in the comments blow if anyone was the a hole

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Speaker 1: in this scenario.

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Speaker 3: Potentially, I don't think anyone's the a hole.

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Speaker 2: I mean, I think it was a little bit the like,

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Speaker 2: you know, the boss, a little weird for the boss

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Speaker 2: to say yes slightly.

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Speaker 1: It totally depends on the relationship between him. It sounded

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Speaker 3: Sounded Honestly, it sounds like it all went.

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Speaker 1: Pretty well, OPI I think need to just open yeah,

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Speaker 1: ass cheeks exactly sweet soaked tampon of justice. Well, I

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Speaker 1: won't be chugging through my butt, but we won't be

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Speaker 1: chugging through this next story.

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Speaker 3: Oh please,