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Speaker 1: Ben Maller starts right now. Nine that it does. We

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Speaker 1: And we learned from our friend Andy Firman yesterday the

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Speaker 1: most important connection is the personal connection. So if you

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Speaker 1: We are joined from west of the four oh five,

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Speaker 1: sacheting his way in doing the foxtrot. David Gascon, better

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Speaker 1: known by his nickname Gascon. Yes, that's exactly right. I

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Speaker 1: didn't catch what you were saying initially because I was

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Speaker 1: busy looking at booty models on Instagram. But uh, it's

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Speaker 1: wonderful and he and he was great man and he's

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Speaker 1: and he is awesome. I love I love those old stories.

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Speaker 1: I I could have listened to Andy talk all night,

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Speaker 1: that story about Belichick asking him for a tape for

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Speaker 1: an upcoming opponent. When you compare and contrast the difference

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Speaker 1: between what's going on these days and the video departments

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Speaker 1: a what a great he He's got to write a book.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if he did write. Maybe he's written

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Speaker 1: But it's just wild because you've done this with other

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Speaker 1: the stories of then. And immediately when we're done and

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Speaker 1: something to be offended by. These days, you know, the

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Speaker 1: Everyone's offended by everything. And of course it used to

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Speaker 1: Well I also learned that if a certain political parties

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Speaker 1: is a time to be alive. But now that is,

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Speaker 1: let me tell you something. That situation that happened the

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Speaker 1: Life is but a dream. It's apparently just a dream.

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Speaker 1: And Ben Sass, who called at a judicial hearing judicial

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Speaker 1: squirrels stew or something like that. Uh yeah, you know,

424
00:23:25,760 --> 00:23:28,280
Speaker 1: I heard the only difference between a chipmunk and a

425
00:23:28,320 --> 00:23:30,439
Speaker 1: squirrel is the stripe on the back. That's what I

426
00:23:30,520 --> 00:23:33,040
Speaker 1: was told that that's pretty pretty much the only difference.

427
00:23:33,080 --> 00:23:34,720
Speaker 1: That the chipmunk has a stripe on the back of

428
00:23:34,720 --> 00:23:36,800
Speaker 1: the squirrel does not. Wait, hold on, why did you

429
00:23:36,880 --> 00:23:39,240
Speaker 1: go out first and not your wife, since it was sleep.

430
00:23:39,440 --> 00:23:42,840
Speaker 1: She was sleeping. She was sleeping, so I haven't. It's

431
00:23:42,840 --> 00:23:45,080
Speaker 1: actually technically still in the compost, but I have to

432
00:23:45,080 --> 00:23:48,040
Speaker 1: get to shovel out and I have to give it

433
00:23:48,080 --> 00:23:51,200
Speaker 1: a proper burial, which my wife said is just throw

434
00:23:51,280 --> 00:23:55,200
Speaker 1: it in the bushes. Yes, because we have some tree,

435
00:23:55,280 --> 00:23:57,200
Speaker 1: you know, the front of the house, there's some trees.

436
00:23:57,280 --> 00:24:00,040
Speaker 1: Just throw it in there. Just throw it in a

437
00:24:00,160 --> 00:24:04,240
Speaker 1: You're good to go. So it's gonna decompose in front

438
00:24:04,240 --> 00:24:07,640
Speaker 1: of your house. That's just great. I know, I know

439
00:24:07,760 --> 00:24:10,840
Speaker 1: it's it's a wonderful thing. And I haven't been kept

440
00:24:10,840 --> 00:24:14,120
Speaker 1: at the speed on the varmint upstairs. What's up with that?

441
00:24:15,160 --> 00:24:16,800
Speaker 1: You know, I haven't heard it, and we I was.

442
00:24:16,840 --> 00:24:18,840
Speaker 1: I told the wife, I think maybe it might have

443
00:24:18,920 --> 00:24:22,000
Speaker 1: been a squirrel, and maybe that was the squirrel. Maybe

444
00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:24,919
Speaker 1: you actually killed the squirrel that was running around like

445
00:24:24,920 --> 00:24:26,919
Speaker 1: the squirrels. Like I got the run of the Mallard mansion.

446
00:24:26,960 --> 00:24:29,040
Speaker 1: I'm gonna live in the attic and then I can eat.

447
00:24:29,040 --> 00:24:31,000
Speaker 1: They're gonna these idiots are gonna give me food and

448
00:24:31,160 --> 00:24:33,760
Speaker 1: heat whatever I want, you know, that whole thing. And

449
00:24:33,800 --> 00:24:39,840
Speaker 1: then surprise, surprise, surprise, obviously, um then it's men. Yeah,

450
00:24:39,840 --> 00:24:41,280
Speaker 1: but I haven't heard it the last couple of days,

451
00:24:41,280 --> 00:24:42,760
Speaker 1: and I got I gotta get you know, I gotta

452
00:24:42,760 --> 00:24:46,120
Speaker 1: get up there. I gotta get somebody up there to investigate.

453
00:24:46,160 --> 00:24:47,960
Speaker 1: Shall we say? Yeah, you gotta be careful with what

454
00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:50,280
Speaker 1: you're saying right now too, because you might inspire weed

455
00:24:50,280 --> 00:24:52,360
Speaker 1: man hippie to live upstairs and you're attic and then

456
00:24:52,520 --> 00:24:55,080
Speaker 1: go into the compost and uh then feast on the

457
00:24:55,119 --> 00:24:56,800
Speaker 1: other ship that you have in there. Well, some have

458
00:24:56,880 --> 00:24:59,000
Speaker 1: said it might be weed man. It might actually be

459
00:24:59,160 --> 00:25:02,679
Speaker 1: weed man. Who's up there, And who's to say it's not.

460
00:25:02,920 --> 00:25:05,400
Speaker 1: I have no idea it might be wed man. That's

461
00:25:05,400 --> 00:25:09,760
Speaker 1: pretty damn good. Yeah. So anyway, those are my two

462
00:25:09,800 --> 00:25:11,920
Speaker 1: stories of the weeks. Gain I got, I got nothing else.

463
00:25:11,960 --> 00:25:13,919
Speaker 1: That's those the only two things that happened that are

464
00:25:13,960 --> 00:25:16,800
Speaker 1: interesting this week. You had another really good story obviously,

465
00:25:17,040 --> 00:25:20,440
Speaker 1: Uh what's that? Oh yeah, well I can't tell that story. Yeah,

466
00:25:20,640 --> 00:25:23,040
Speaker 1: that'll be someday if I'm when I'm out of radio

467
00:25:23,080 --> 00:25:25,879
Speaker 1: and I write my my tell all memoirs. Although I

468
00:25:25,920 --> 00:25:27,840
Speaker 1: wouldn't mind writing a book before I'm out of radio.

469
00:25:27,920 --> 00:25:31,480
Speaker 1: But you know, I'll go into that, go into some details. Yeah,

470
00:25:31,520 --> 00:25:34,280
Speaker 1: I did. I had one of those moments in radio

471
00:25:34,760 --> 00:25:37,879
Speaker 1: where it was an ah ha moment, but it was

472
00:25:37,880 --> 00:25:41,320
Speaker 1: an aha moment which in an odd way verified one

473
00:25:41,359 --> 00:25:45,040
Speaker 1: of my my deep state conspiracy theories was proven correct.

474
00:25:45,040 --> 00:25:48,040
Speaker 1: I was vindicated. I didn't think I would be vindicated

475
00:25:48,040 --> 00:25:50,280
Speaker 1: that way, but I was vindicated. And for all those

476
00:25:50,280 --> 00:25:52,640
Speaker 1: since we can't talk about the story like the way

477
00:25:52,680 --> 00:25:56,280
Speaker 1: that this all was inspired in the conversation was you

478
00:25:56,440 --> 00:25:59,560
Speaker 1: called me and you said, this is why my name

479
00:25:59,640 --> 00:26:04,239
Speaker 1: is the marquee, and I just and then I had

480
00:26:04,280 --> 00:26:08,320
Speaker 1: to fucking listen for twenty minutes, so I don't know

481
00:26:08,359 --> 00:26:12,280
Speaker 1: what you're talking. Yes, I don't know. You're stay dramatic here.

482
00:26:12,320 --> 00:26:15,040
Speaker 1: You're such a You're such a thespian is what you are, baby,

483
00:26:15,080 --> 00:26:17,080
Speaker 1: A little bit, but you are too in some ways.

484
00:26:17,119 --> 00:26:19,160
Speaker 1: I mean that it is I learned from Andy Firm

485
00:26:19,240 --> 00:26:21,280
Speaker 1: and my my radio down. We didn't even get into

486
00:26:21,359 --> 00:26:24,280
Speaker 1: the whole Brian Finley thing with with Andy. We didn't

487
00:26:24,320 --> 00:26:27,960
Speaker 1: go down that road. A little awkward that he considers

488
00:26:28,080 --> 00:26:31,160
Speaker 1: him and me both daddy. That's a that's a little

489
00:26:31,160 --> 00:26:33,360
Speaker 1: bit awkward. It is, you know, I really feel good

490
00:26:33,400 --> 00:26:36,480
Speaker 1: about it when I hear it yeah, it's it's it's

491
00:26:36,520 --> 00:26:38,440
Speaker 1: a little strange. I would have I would have great,

492
00:26:38,520 --> 00:26:40,720
Speaker 1: a little, a little odd. How would you how would

493
00:26:40,760 --> 00:26:47,800
Speaker 1: you rate your week of producers since I'm not there week? Well,

494
00:26:48,080 --> 00:26:50,560
Speaker 1: you know, I like these guys. They're they're doing their things.

495
00:26:50,600 --> 00:26:53,399
Speaker 1: But you know, everyone's got their own their own stuff.

496
00:26:53,440 --> 00:26:56,280
Speaker 1: You know, they get their own issues. And you were

497
00:26:56,320 --> 00:26:59,000
Speaker 1: the worst, which is which is good? You're the worst

498
00:26:59,600 --> 00:27:03,080
Speaker 1: because you wouldtimidate these kids, and they just they feel like,

499
00:27:03,640 --> 00:27:06,080
Speaker 1: I'm not even there. How could I intimidate him. I'm

500
00:27:06,119 --> 00:27:08,920
Speaker 1: I'm you know, in the machine and in the magic radio.

501
00:27:09,040 --> 00:27:11,159
Speaker 1: When you don't talk to these people, they listened to

502
00:27:11,200 --> 00:27:14,640
Speaker 1: you on the air, and they immediately interpret that as

503
00:27:16,520 --> 00:27:19,520
Speaker 1: the great thing. And I guess it's just the younger generation.

504
00:27:19,560 --> 00:27:22,080
Speaker 1: But I told the story before. But like when I

505
00:27:22,160 --> 00:27:23,840
Speaker 1: when I would fill in and I started at the

506
00:27:23,880 --> 00:27:25,920
Speaker 1: mighty six nine, even occasionally I would produce and I

507
00:27:25,920 --> 00:27:28,040
Speaker 1: would run the board for different shows and things like that,

508
00:27:28,119 --> 00:27:30,800
Speaker 1: and I I always wanted to make a great impression.

509
00:27:30,840 --> 00:27:34,199
Speaker 1: I always wanted to listen to the show that I

510
00:27:34,240 --> 00:27:36,280
Speaker 1: was gonna work on as a fill in guy, just

511
00:27:36,320 --> 00:27:37,760
Speaker 1: so I kind of knew what it was all about.

512
00:27:37,920 --> 00:27:40,040
Speaker 1: None of these people listen to the show, not a

513
00:27:40,160 --> 00:27:42,199
Speaker 1: single one of them listen to the show, and they

514
00:27:42,200 --> 00:27:46,000
Speaker 1: have no idea what it is. They have no concept

515
00:27:46,119 --> 00:27:49,280
Speaker 1: of what it is, which I am just blown away by.

516
00:27:49,560 --> 00:27:51,320
Speaker 1: And every one of them is the same way. None

517
00:27:51,359 --> 00:27:54,080
Speaker 1: of them listen, and they come in there and they're

518
00:27:54,119 --> 00:27:57,880
Speaker 1: like they all it's just don't get me started, guest.

519
00:27:58,160 --> 00:28:01,120
Speaker 1: I think it's fun that they don't listen, that they

520
00:28:01,240 --> 00:28:03,359
Speaker 1: have no concept of what they're you know, No, I

521
00:28:03,400 --> 00:28:06,119
Speaker 1: think it's fun that you get the curveballs, because it

522
00:28:06,280 --> 00:28:10,199
Speaker 1: can't like there's nothing. It's doing live radio as you

523
00:28:10,240 --> 00:28:14,240
Speaker 1: do for for three to four hours every night. You're

524
00:28:14,280 --> 00:28:16,760
Speaker 1: you're flying, you're flying without a parachute. You're you're walking

525
00:28:16,760 --> 00:28:19,920
Speaker 1: into school naked, like you can't. It's not scripted, it's

526
00:28:19,960 --> 00:28:22,400
Speaker 1: not supposed to be so much. Ship just goes wrong

527
00:28:22,680 --> 00:28:24,240
Speaker 1: or you can take it off the air. You have

528
00:28:24,320 --> 00:28:27,560
Speaker 1: to drive in here. Like there's just something unique about

529
00:28:27,640 --> 00:28:31,080
Speaker 1: that that people gravitate towards, as opposed to the things

530
00:28:31,080 --> 00:28:36,320
Speaker 1: that are just so monotone and regular and black and white,

531
00:28:36,400 --> 00:28:39,720
Speaker 1: like happened during the day. No, I mean, it's obviously

532
00:28:39,720 --> 00:28:41,640
Speaker 1: different to night. But I'll give you I'm not gonna

533
00:28:41,680 --> 00:28:43,880
Speaker 1: say who did this, but you screwed up with the phones.

534
00:28:43,920 --> 00:28:46,840
Speaker 1: We had another phone faux. The buttons don't work on

535
00:28:46,880 --> 00:28:49,959
Speaker 1: the fucking phone. They don't fucking work. They work for

536
00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:53,040
Speaker 1: everyone else, But you think everyone else can figure it out.

537
00:28:53,120 --> 00:28:56,120
Speaker 1: But guess do you think you might be the problem? Possibly?

538
00:28:56,160 --> 00:28:59,560
Speaker 1: I broke several of the buttons when hitting lines when

539
00:28:59,560 --> 00:29:03,040
Speaker 1: I was in or last week. Yeah, well, how about you,

540
00:29:03,160 --> 00:29:06,440
Speaker 1: lou use a little softness with the buttons. How about

541
00:29:06,440 --> 00:29:11,200
Speaker 1: that getting some material that's not dated in nineteen? Well

542
00:29:11,240 --> 00:29:15,360
Speaker 1: that's when they built the station, equip it from nineteen

543
00:29:15,960 --> 00:29:19,560
Speaker 1: that we're still using. I'm aware of the situation. Guess

544
00:29:20,080 --> 00:29:23,280
Speaker 1: how about not crucify me for for pushing ship that's

545
00:29:23,560 --> 00:29:27,080
Speaker 1: twenty years old and then saying you're the guy, you're

546
00:29:27,120 --> 00:29:30,520
Speaker 1: the problem? All right? Oh you're so. He's so sensitive.

547
00:29:30,600 --> 00:29:32,880
Speaker 1: It's just like a little flower. I feel like I

548
00:29:32,880 --> 00:29:36,120
Speaker 1: feel like it need to be defended. Now, can I

549
00:29:36,160 --> 00:29:38,640
Speaker 1: tell the story about the other mistake. I'm not gonna

550
00:29:38,720 --> 00:29:40,880
Speaker 1: name this person because I you know I want to

551
00:29:40,920 --> 00:29:44,920
Speaker 1: do that, But there's something else that happened here, okay,

552
00:29:44,920 --> 00:29:46,720
Speaker 1: that I gotta kick out of. So the other night,

553
00:29:47,760 --> 00:29:50,800
Speaker 1: I'm doing a show, uh, you know, which we normally do,

554
00:29:50,960 --> 00:29:54,200
Speaker 1: just doing the regular show and all this stuff. And

555
00:29:54,240 --> 00:29:57,719
Speaker 1: so it's about forty minutes in the show and I

556
00:29:57,760 --> 00:30:01,560
Speaker 1: asked the fill in producer. I said, Hey, Wanny, wanna

557
00:30:01,600 --> 00:30:03,600
Speaker 1: give me the calls here so I can take a call.

558
00:30:03,760 --> 00:30:05,719
Speaker 1: You know, makes a call in here. I'm talking a lot.

559
00:30:05,840 --> 00:30:09,320
Speaker 1: Let's take a call. Uh. He says, uh, you know,

560
00:30:09,360 --> 00:30:13,640
Speaker 1: no one's call and I I say, you know, I've

561
00:30:13,680 --> 00:30:16,840
Speaker 1: I've worked in radio for for twenty years. I've worked

562
00:30:16,840 --> 00:30:19,920
Speaker 1: in radio at Fox Sports Radio. We're on four radio stations.

563
00:30:20,960 --> 00:30:23,120
Speaker 1: And I've never done a show for forty minutes without

564
00:30:23,120 --> 00:30:25,760
Speaker 1: a phone call ever. I've been on Christmas, I've been

565
00:30:25,800 --> 00:30:29,280
Speaker 1: on Thanksgiving, I've been on New Year's. I've never done

566
00:30:29,280 --> 00:30:32,000
Speaker 1: a segment or two segments without a phone call. It's

567
00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:38,360
Speaker 1: never happened. And uh, and then I recall, um what

568
00:30:38,520 --> 00:30:41,400
Speaker 1: he probably did. And so I then informed him, Um,

569
00:30:41,440 --> 00:30:45,960
Speaker 1: are the lines are they busy? And he said, yes, Ben,

570
00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:49,240
Speaker 1: they are busy. And he didn't realize that he there's

571
00:30:49,240 --> 00:30:51,320
Speaker 1: a way you can busy out the phone lines when

572
00:30:51,320 --> 00:30:55,200
Speaker 1: you don't want to take any calls. And the first

573
00:30:55,240 --> 00:30:57,560
Speaker 1: like forty minutes. The lines were completely busy. You couldn't

574
00:30:57,560 --> 00:31:01,040
Speaker 1: get he couldn't take a phone call because there were

575
00:31:01,120 --> 00:31:03,560
Speaker 1: no phone calls because he and he didn't even realize it.

576
00:31:03,840 --> 00:31:09,040
Speaker 1: So yeah, no one's called Ben. Oh my god, that's good. Yeah, wonderful.

577
00:31:09,360 --> 00:31:11,800
Speaker 1: That brought a tear to my eye. He's like a

578
00:31:11,880 --> 00:31:15,000
Speaker 1: young guest. I was so proud when I initially heard that.

579
00:31:15,160 --> 00:31:18,840
Speaker 1: It was really it was like a father proud of

580
00:31:18,840 --> 00:31:22,040
Speaker 1: his son. I was like, think about that. And I've

581
00:31:22,040 --> 00:31:25,600
Speaker 1: had three people sitting for coop and two of them

582
00:31:25,640 --> 00:31:27,440
Speaker 1: don't know how to use the phone system when that's

583
00:31:27,520 --> 00:31:31,160
Speaker 1: literally the job description is to screen the phone calls

584
00:31:31,240 --> 00:31:33,280
Speaker 1: and talk to the people and put them on and

585
00:31:33,320 --> 00:31:39,360
Speaker 1: all that fascinating. Yeah, don't what do you? Bill Belichick grunting,

586
00:31:39,400 --> 00:31:42,560
Speaker 1: What is that? Yeah? I don't know. That was great.

587
00:31:42,680 --> 00:31:46,240
Speaker 1: That was actually really really? Were people bitching about it

588
00:31:46,320 --> 00:31:48,640
Speaker 1: or no? Well no, because I didn't say it on

589
00:31:48,680 --> 00:31:51,360
Speaker 1: the air, I said, I just didn't. I didn't take

590
00:31:51,400 --> 00:31:56,840
Speaker 1: any Well, Well, guesscan you see here's the thing that

591
00:31:56,880 --> 00:31:58,840
Speaker 1: you've been around the block. This was. Whoever did that

592
00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:01,440
Speaker 1: was kind of new. You You should know better. That

593
00:32:01,480 --> 00:32:05,760
Speaker 1: person shouldn't know better, But you should know better, or

594
00:32:05,800 --> 00:32:08,200
Speaker 1: putting people in that position that should know better, so

595
00:32:08,680 --> 00:32:13,200
Speaker 1: they'll put them in that position. Wow, you want do

596
00:32:13,240 --> 00:32:14,800
Speaker 1: you have anything else? I can we get to pop quiz?

597
00:32:14,840 --> 00:32:16,720
Speaker 1: When I sent you a picture was a proud moment

598
00:32:16,760 --> 00:32:22,360
Speaker 1: for Oh yeah, ye look at that gascons walking around

599
00:32:22,400 --> 00:32:23,960
Speaker 1: west of the four oun No, but it was a

600
00:32:23,960 --> 00:32:27,200
Speaker 1: good because you mentioned with with Sass the other day

601
00:32:27,240 --> 00:32:29,680
Speaker 1: taking his shots like what's the four oh five? And

602
00:32:29,840 --> 00:32:33,959
Speaker 1: in her most of beach um there's balconies and patios

603
00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:37,280
Speaker 1: and there was a couple that had their Halloween set

604
00:32:37,320 --> 00:32:41,320
Speaker 1: up and they had some pumpkins around, some scarecrows and

605
00:32:41,320 --> 00:32:44,680
Speaker 1: they actually had uh An Astro's jersey on and it

606
00:32:44,800 --> 00:32:47,400
Speaker 1: just said cheaters on it as opposed to Astros. It was.

607
00:32:48,800 --> 00:32:51,120
Speaker 1: It was a great moment, man, it was good. Yeah,

608
00:32:51,240 --> 00:32:55,680
Speaker 1: what's the four being? Looking at the photo, you don't

609
00:32:55,680 --> 00:32:59,400
Speaker 1: know it's real or it's fake. You know that's true.

610
00:32:59,720 --> 00:33:02,480
Speaker 1: We see those stories every Halloween. It is your tradition

611
00:33:02,520 --> 00:33:07,760
Speaker 1: and Halloween where it's great. So so someone will drop

612
00:33:07,800 --> 00:33:10,480
Speaker 1: dead in a parking lot and people, oh, it's part

613
00:33:10,520 --> 00:33:13,480
Speaker 1: of it's a halloween. They'll think it's like a Halloween thing,

614
00:33:13,760 --> 00:33:15,920
Speaker 1: like the people and it's no, it's actually a dead person.

615
00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:19,320
Speaker 1: Somebody died there and that's a Have you and the

616
00:33:19,320 --> 00:33:24,640
Speaker 1: wife gone to the Queen Mary for Halloween? Uh? No,

617
00:33:24,880 --> 00:33:28,120
Speaker 1: I have been to I've been to the Queen Mary

618
00:33:28,160 --> 00:33:31,040
Speaker 1: in the past, obviously back in the back in the day.

619
00:33:31,080 --> 00:33:34,600
Speaker 1: But I know not for Halloween. You do go. No, No,

620
00:33:34,640 --> 00:33:36,640
Speaker 1: I've never done it, but I'm always curious to people

621
00:33:36,680 --> 00:33:40,520
Speaker 1: like to do certain things on Halloween, like nuts nut

622
00:33:40,560 --> 00:33:43,600
Speaker 1: Sparry Farm does they're not scary farm. Universal Studios had

623
00:33:43,640 --> 00:33:45,720
Speaker 1: done the Walking Dead for quite a while. I think

624
00:33:45,760 --> 00:33:49,920
Speaker 1: they did it up until this year obviously. Um, but yeah,

625
00:33:49,960 --> 00:33:52,560
Speaker 1: there's there's always cool things to do with Halloween. Just

626
00:33:53,240 --> 00:33:55,800
Speaker 1: it sucks obviously if we're having a cancel here in California.

627
00:33:55,920 --> 00:33:58,680
Speaker 1: But yeah, it's kind of yeah. I don't think there's

628
00:33:58,720 --> 00:34:02,080
Speaker 1: any any Halloween. I don't think that's allowed. Yeah, you know,

629
00:34:02,200 --> 00:34:06,800
Speaker 1: you go to hell if you celebrate the Wickan holiday.

630
00:34:06,960 --> 00:34:10,160
Speaker 1: Cannot do it? Yeah, all right, pop quiz, here we go.

631
00:34:10,200 --> 00:34:15,120
Speaker 1: Guess got about fifteen million people in North America regularly

632
00:34:15,239 --> 00:34:17,799
Speaker 1: play this sport. It never really gets talked about on

633
00:34:17,880 --> 00:34:21,960
Speaker 1: sports radio though soccer. No, there's more than fifteen million

634
00:34:21,960 --> 00:34:24,960
Speaker 1: people playing soccer in America. Guess come on, it's about

635
00:34:25,040 --> 00:34:28,319
Speaker 1: chop by you horse shoes. Oh can you believe there

636
00:34:28,360 --> 00:34:31,080
Speaker 1: are fifteen million people, they claim in North America that

637
00:34:31,120 --> 00:34:34,840
Speaker 1: play horse shoes. The only time I even mentioned horseshoes

638
00:34:34,880 --> 00:34:38,400
Speaker 1: is horse shoes and hand grinnings close soy monitors and

639
00:34:38,480 --> 00:34:41,279
Speaker 1: horse shows and well, you gotta think they probably do

640
00:34:41,400 --> 00:34:44,760
Speaker 1: this at a lot of fra turning houses, maybe sorority

641
00:34:44,760 --> 00:34:49,640
Speaker 1: at times. I guess, um, when's the last time you

642
00:34:49,640 --> 00:34:53,480
Speaker 1: played horse shoes? Uh? Probably a couple of years ago

643
00:34:53,560 --> 00:34:56,120
Speaker 1: in San Diego and the fourth of July. Yeah, yeah,

644
00:34:56,160 --> 00:34:58,040
Speaker 1: it's like a beach game. You are a park game.

645
00:34:58,080 --> 00:35:02,040
Speaker 1: It's like the fourth Yeah, fourth July Thanksgiving. You could

646
00:35:02,160 --> 00:35:06,640
Speaker 1: pull out the horseshoes. Yeah, all right. Once we do this,

647
00:35:08,520 --> 00:35:11,120
Speaker 1: of us will never do it again. What is it?

648
00:35:14,920 --> 00:35:19,080
Speaker 1: I can't say skydiving, jumping, because I do think once

649
00:35:19,120 --> 00:35:27,320
Speaker 1: you do get married, get married that would make sense

650
00:35:27,400 --> 00:35:30,520
Speaker 1: because most people only get married at one time. That

651
00:35:30,640 --> 00:35:34,480
Speaker 1: is incorrect though. It is change your voicemail greeting. Now,

652
00:35:34,520 --> 00:35:37,759
Speaker 1: once you set the voicemail, that's it. Whatever you put

653
00:35:37,800 --> 00:35:42,280
Speaker 1: as the voicemail that is going to be your voicemail forever,

654
00:35:42,560 --> 00:35:47,040
Speaker 1: forever and ever and ever and ever and ever about that.

655
00:35:47,040 --> 00:35:50,120
Speaker 1: That's interesting, That is true, though I don't I don't

656
00:35:50,200 --> 00:35:53,319
Speaker 1: change my voicemail. I don't really change my Twitter avatar either.

657
00:35:53,400 --> 00:35:56,000
Speaker 1: I don't you know that. You don't check your voicemail

658
00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:58,480
Speaker 1: in box either, because it's full and you needed to

659
00:35:58,480 --> 00:36:02,040
Speaker 1: erase some ship. That's because a certain guy from Chicago

660
00:36:02,160 --> 00:36:05,759
Speaker 1: calls me up and uh, he goes on and on.

661
00:36:05,920 --> 00:36:09,240
Speaker 1: You gotta be kidding me. Yeah, every yeah, he leaves

662
00:36:09,280 --> 00:36:15,120
Speaker 1: every voicemail messages from him. Fuck. Yeah, It's it's crazy,

663
00:36:15,960 --> 00:36:18,360
Speaker 1: all right. But you know, I'm hanging out here in Chicago.

664
00:36:18,440 --> 00:36:20,640
Speaker 1: I I got a new client, you know, in Kentucky

665
00:36:20,760 --> 00:36:23,560
Speaker 1: or something. He goes on and on and on. It's

666
00:36:23,560 --> 00:36:25,920
Speaker 1: pretty good. It was good though, years ago when he

667
00:36:25,960 --> 00:36:28,600
Speaker 1: left me a message, Hey, I'm bet I'm outside Wrigley Field.

668
00:36:28,600 --> 00:36:30,480
Speaker 1: I've got the goat head. I'm about to put it

669
00:36:30,520 --> 00:36:34,040
Speaker 1: on the Harry Carrey statue and that wake up and

670
00:36:34,080 --> 00:36:36,000
Speaker 1: it would be all over the internet. You know, cub

671
00:36:36,040 --> 00:36:38,480
Speaker 1: fan leaves bloody goat head at Wrigley Field. You know,

672
00:36:38,640 --> 00:36:43,600
Speaker 1: I heard that the Chicago Blackhawks statue in front of the

673
00:36:43,560 --> 00:36:47,759
Speaker 1: the United Center was was destroyed the other day. Oh

674
00:36:47,880 --> 00:36:50,600
Speaker 1: wasn't it was destroyed that right? Yeah, they like they

675
00:36:50,680 --> 00:36:54,400
Speaker 1: painted over it, they completely destroyed it. I was. I

676
00:36:54,480 --> 00:36:56,799
Speaker 1: did not hear about that, Yeah, I was. Did you

677
00:36:56,800 --> 00:37:00,439
Speaker 1: didn't hear about that during the Puck Podcast? I don't.

678
00:37:00,520 --> 00:37:04,320
Speaker 1: I don't listen to the podcast, all right, did you

679
00:37:04,360 --> 00:37:06,440
Speaker 1: mention it? Did he monologue on to riff on it?

680
00:37:06,560 --> 00:37:08,120
Speaker 1: I don't know. I didn't listen to it. I just

681
00:37:08,120 --> 00:37:11,240
Speaker 1: figured you would, so no, I don't know. I'm very busy,

682
00:37:11,400 --> 00:37:13,279
Speaker 1: you know. Yes, I'm sure it's wonderful. I just got

683
00:37:13,320 --> 00:37:15,160
Speaker 1: a big following there. He's got he's got a lot

684
00:37:15,160 --> 00:37:16,959
Speaker 1: of people. Do you think he's got more people listening

685
00:37:16,960 --> 00:37:19,719
Speaker 1: to that than people listen to this? Yes? Really, there's

686
00:37:19,760 --> 00:37:22,000
Speaker 1: more people listening to the Puck Podcast than our Yeah.

687
00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:23,879
Speaker 1: I think there's more people that like any than they

688
00:37:23,880 --> 00:37:27,440
Speaker 1: do hate me. So I think, Oh, we get you

689
00:37:27,480 --> 00:37:30,959
Speaker 1: at playing victimhood. No it's not. It's just victimhood guest

690
00:37:31,160 --> 00:37:33,399
Speaker 1: on his back. And that reminds me because we didn't

691
00:37:33,440 --> 00:37:36,799
Speaker 1: acknowledge this boo hoo. We did not acknowledge this, but

692
00:37:37,040 --> 00:37:40,600
Speaker 1: we did have some inquiries about it. We do not

693
00:37:41,280 --> 00:37:48,359
Speaker 1: we do not have control over cross promotions on podcasts. Yes,

694
00:37:48,440 --> 00:37:50,640
Speaker 1: so there are people that are in management positions that

695
00:37:50,680 --> 00:37:54,319
Speaker 1: make these decisions, and that's above our pay grade, right,

696
00:37:54,400 --> 00:37:58,040
Speaker 1: that's pretty business people that do ask like, we're not

697
00:37:58,200 --> 00:38:01,920
Speaker 1: bringing other content from other shows onto this podcast. They

698
00:38:01,920 --> 00:38:06,600
Speaker 1: are redistributing that to promote other shows, and likewise they

699
00:38:06,640 --> 00:38:11,399
Speaker 1: have this content put on other platforms as well. So yes,

700
00:38:11,480 --> 00:38:14,919
Speaker 1: and I get, I get, I've gotten those messages, and

701
00:38:14,960 --> 00:38:19,480
Speaker 1: I understand you're frustrated and all that. It's an inconvenience

702
00:38:19,480 --> 00:38:21,799
Speaker 1: for some For other people, maybe they'll like the show

703
00:38:21,840 --> 00:38:23,359
Speaker 1: and they'll start listening to that show. I think that's

704
00:38:23,360 --> 00:38:27,440
Speaker 1: what management wants, I assume, But it's really you're the consumer,

705
00:38:27,560 --> 00:38:29,480
Speaker 1: so you have to decide what you want to do

706
00:38:29,520 --> 00:38:33,120
Speaker 1: with that. Yes, you're the consumer. So alright, what else

707
00:38:33,160 --> 00:38:35,880
Speaker 1: do we have here? Let's see, no matter what time

708
00:38:36,040 --> 00:38:38,680
Speaker 1: of the year, this is more likely to happen to

709
00:38:38,760 --> 00:38:44,759
Speaker 1: men than women. Um, no matter the time of the year. Yeah,

710
00:38:44,760 --> 00:38:48,080
Speaker 1: I don't matter at the time of the year, um

711
00:38:48,160 --> 00:38:53,400
Speaker 1: um um um um um um. They they get the

712
00:38:53,400 --> 00:38:58,040
Speaker 1: flu pretty much. It's catch a cold, catch a cold.

713
00:38:58,080 --> 00:39:00,920
Speaker 1: Men are more likely to catch a cold and women.

714
00:39:01,239 --> 00:39:03,600
Speaker 1: Why is that because of high estrogenial levels, you're less

715
00:39:03,640 --> 00:39:06,200
Speaker 1: likely to get your goal? Is that one? Maybe it's

716
00:39:06,239 --> 00:39:10,480
Speaker 1: related to stress system gets weaker. All right, what was

717
00:39:10,520 --> 00:39:15,920
Speaker 1: the most tweeted about food last year? This is random,

718
00:39:16,040 --> 00:39:19,440
Speaker 1: This is pop quiz. David Gascon. I'm asking you and

719
00:39:19,480 --> 00:39:22,680
Speaker 1: also bo asking you, little listener, the most tweeted about

720
00:39:22,760 --> 00:39:26,080
Speaker 1: food last year. We can go so many ways with this,

721
00:39:26,200 --> 00:39:30,400
Speaker 1: but I will go with pizza. Pizza, all right, pizza,

722
00:39:30,440 --> 00:39:36,640
Speaker 1: of course incorrect. The answer is bock chicken. Chicken. Yeah,

723
00:39:36,680 --> 00:39:39,160
Speaker 1: people up chicken. We did a doc review on chicken.

724
00:39:40,880 --> 00:39:43,319
Speaker 1: Chicken is not even an animal anymore. It's just like

725
00:39:43,360 --> 00:39:46,400
Speaker 1: it's like a vegetable, you know, It's like you know

726
00:39:46,400 --> 00:39:48,400
Speaker 1: what I mean. There's so many produced chicken Big with

727
00:39:48,440 --> 00:39:52,320
Speaker 1: Big Chicken documentary that we did a review on. Alright,

728
00:39:52,400 --> 00:39:56,839
Speaker 1: People who do this every day, they experts claim, more

729
00:39:56,920 --> 00:40:07,319
Speaker 1: likely to have more friends. M um ummmmmm. Read the

730
00:40:07,440 --> 00:40:11,960
Speaker 1: read the newspaper, read the newspaper. No, make their bed.

731
00:40:12,880 --> 00:40:15,279
Speaker 1: Do you make your bed every day? No? Of course not,

732
00:40:15,520 --> 00:40:17,799
Speaker 1: but I don't. I don't really need to make my

733
00:40:17,880 --> 00:40:20,400
Speaker 1: bed because I don't have I have I just had

734
00:40:20,440 --> 00:40:22,840
Speaker 1: the down comforter. I don't have a bunch of sheets.

735
00:40:24,520 --> 00:40:27,040
Speaker 1: Are you a rabid sleeper? Do you twist and turn

736
00:40:27,120 --> 00:40:30,359
Speaker 1: a lot and your sleep? But I'm I'm hot when

737
00:40:30,360 --> 00:40:33,160
Speaker 1: I sleep, So I only sleep with the down comfort

738
00:40:33,280 --> 00:40:35,360
Speaker 1: that's it. So I just had the bed sheet, the

739
00:40:35,400 --> 00:40:39,879
Speaker 1: down comforter, that's it. Yeah, I always am very hot

740
00:40:39,880 --> 00:40:41,640
Speaker 1: when I'm sleeping to my wife's always coold. That's you.

741
00:40:41,800 --> 00:40:43,799
Speaker 1: Women are cold, men are hot, right, It's normally how

742
00:40:43,800 --> 00:40:46,160
Speaker 1: that works. And so I remember I was doing the

743
00:40:46,160 --> 00:40:48,680
Speaker 1: Sleep Number commercials when they were an advertiser back in

744
00:40:48,719 --> 00:40:51,520
Speaker 1: the day. We uh we had They had a bed

745
00:40:51,600 --> 00:40:54,680
Speaker 1: that had an air conditioner in it, and that's the

746
00:40:54,680 --> 00:40:57,560
Speaker 1: bed I want. I never got that bed, I lo I.

747
00:40:57,560 --> 00:40:59,600
Speaker 1: I still use the Sleep Number, but I love to

748
00:40:59,600 --> 00:41:01,800
Speaker 1: sleep my bed. It's a great bed. But I wanted

749
00:41:01,800 --> 00:41:04,160
Speaker 1: the one with the air conditioning because I thought that

750
00:41:04,200 --> 00:41:07,960
Speaker 1: would be really cool, literally really cool. It would make

751
00:41:07,960 --> 00:41:10,839
Speaker 1: me sleep a lot better. But I never never had

752
00:41:10,880 --> 00:41:12,640
Speaker 1: that item. That's pretty booge. And do you know how

753
00:41:12,719 --> 00:41:16,320
Speaker 1: much it cost? Oh yeah it was. It was pretty pricey.

754
00:41:16,840 --> 00:41:19,600
Speaker 1: It was expensive, but yeah, you can get you can

755
00:41:19,640 --> 00:41:21,680
Speaker 1: get that for a bed. Now. Is that similar to

756
00:41:21,840 --> 00:41:24,040
Speaker 1: what you have with seat warmers in a car, where

757
00:41:24,400 --> 00:41:26,759
Speaker 1: like your set of the bed you can adjust and

758
00:41:26,800 --> 00:41:28,680
Speaker 1: go hotter cold, and then your wife can do the same.

759
00:41:30,080 --> 00:41:33,600
Speaker 1: I don't remember the exact specifics on it. It was

760
00:41:33,640 --> 00:41:36,279
Speaker 1: like this big thing that it would blow cold air

761
00:41:36,760 --> 00:41:40,000
Speaker 1: through underneath the mattress, so when you're sleeping, you'd have

762
00:41:40,120 --> 00:41:43,320
Speaker 1: nice coolness, like a comfortable temperature. Did you ever sleep

763
00:41:43,400 --> 00:41:47,040
Speaker 1: or use a water bed back in the day? Uh,

764
00:41:47,080 --> 00:41:50,680
Speaker 1: you know, my my mom had horrible arthritis and so

765
00:41:50,800 --> 00:41:53,439
Speaker 1: she got a water bed. They had a water bed

766
00:41:53,560 --> 00:41:55,960
Speaker 1: because it was you know, it was supposed to help her,

767
00:41:56,440 --> 00:41:59,520
Speaker 1: you know, her limbs and all that stuff, but a

768
00:42:00,239 --> 00:42:02,360
Speaker 1: help her. And the thing was, you know, a piece

769
00:42:02,360 --> 00:42:04,440
Speaker 1: of crap because us kids would just jump up and

770
00:42:04,480 --> 00:42:07,480
Speaker 1: down on it. It was like we were at the

771
00:42:07,560 --> 00:42:11,200
Speaker 1: McDonald's playpin, you know, jumping up it down. But yeah,

772
00:42:11,360 --> 00:42:13,919
Speaker 1: you you're a waterbed game. No, my uncle got rest

773
00:42:13,920 --> 00:42:16,040
Speaker 1: to Solva back in the day. He had a water bed.

774
00:42:16,120 --> 00:42:19,920
Speaker 1: So when I'd go to my grandma's house, Um, we

775
00:42:20,120 --> 00:42:22,960
Speaker 1: jump on it on his bed and the same thing,

776
00:42:23,040 --> 00:42:25,160
Speaker 1: and the thing was just awful to try to lay on.

777
00:42:25,280 --> 00:42:30,000
Speaker 1: It was super uncomfortable. They've they've mastered it with this

778
00:42:30,360 --> 00:42:33,520
Speaker 1: sleep member thing for sure. All right, what is next

779
00:42:33,600 --> 00:42:38,680
Speaker 1: year of people? Would rather do this then be intimate?

780
00:42:39,560 --> 00:42:47,600
Speaker 1: M hmm, play video games? Play video games? All right, No,

781
00:42:47,719 --> 00:42:54,799
Speaker 1: that is incorrect. Guess gun eat dessert? What? Yes? Do

782
00:42:54,920 --> 00:42:56,839
Speaker 1: not want to make? Whoopee? I would like a nice

783
00:42:56,840 --> 00:42:59,239
Speaker 1: ice cream Sunday. You gotta find a new partner then,

784
00:42:59,280 --> 00:43:03,439
Speaker 1: if that's the case. Yeah, A little tough, A little tough.

785
00:43:03,480 --> 00:43:09,120
Speaker 1: There a good ice cream sandwich, guest gun with the milk, chocolate,

786
00:43:09,440 --> 00:43:12,239
Speaker 1: the cookies and the what would take longer if you

787
00:43:12,320 --> 00:43:14,920
Speaker 1: to do have sacks or to eat an ice cream sandwich?

788
00:43:15,200 --> 00:43:18,200
Speaker 1: I'll take your answer off the air, Okay, I'll take

789
00:43:18,200 --> 00:43:23,759
Speaker 1: yours off. Reminds me, what's his name? But the ice

790
00:43:23,760 --> 00:43:26,399
Speaker 1: cream sandwiches? Have you gotten any of those yet? From? From?

791
00:43:26,400 --> 00:43:31,120
Speaker 1: What's his name in Anaheim? What's his name in Anahem? Anthony?

792
00:43:31,120 --> 00:43:33,960
Speaker 1: And an Anthony? And um, yes, like he's like the

793
00:43:34,600 --> 00:43:37,200
Speaker 1: he's the ice cream guy. What Yeah, he was weed

794
00:43:37,400 --> 00:43:40,279
Speaker 1: weed in the ice cream sandwiches? Does that what Anthony does? No?

795
00:43:40,360 --> 00:43:43,319
Speaker 1: But he had these specific ice cream sandwiches. Are you

796
00:43:43,320 --> 00:43:45,759
Speaker 1: talking about the cool couse? How were you talking? I

797
00:43:45,760 --> 00:43:50,640
Speaker 1: think so? Yes? Yeah, no, I I did not get

798
00:43:50,680 --> 00:43:52,400
Speaker 1: the cool I I love the cool I used to

799
00:43:52,400 --> 00:43:54,960
Speaker 1: he throws a Dodger Stadium. I got fat on coolouse

800
00:43:55,440 --> 00:43:58,920
Speaker 1: at Dodger Stadium, but I did not I've not done that.

801
00:43:59,000 --> 00:44:00,479
Speaker 1: I did go to the store that and I picked

802
00:44:00,560 --> 00:44:04,359
Speaker 1: up some there big chocolate chip cookie on east side

803
00:44:04,400 --> 00:44:07,600
Speaker 1: vanilla ice cream in the traditional ice cream sandwich, and

804
00:44:07,840 --> 00:44:11,720
Speaker 1: I love it. That's my favorite ice cream sandwich, although

805
00:44:11,719 --> 00:44:14,440
Speaker 1: the cooler cool brings back memories. You gotta eat that

806
00:44:14,520 --> 00:44:16,759
Speaker 1: quick because the chocolate kind of melts if you know

807
00:44:16,840 --> 00:44:19,080
Speaker 1: you're holding it in, the chocolate melts and it gets

808
00:44:19,120 --> 00:44:23,000
Speaker 1: a little messy. Yeah, that is similar to My favorite

809
00:44:23,040 --> 00:44:25,719
Speaker 1: was the drumsticks and the drumsticks oh yeah, we said

810
00:44:25,800 --> 00:44:29,200
Speaker 1: the big box of drumsticks. Oh yeah, and the you

811
00:44:29,239 --> 00:44:31,680
Speaker 1: gotta eat that and then the little nuts on top

812
00:44:31,760 --> 00:44:34,320
Speaker 1: they would fall off, and but they advanced, and I

813
00:44:34,400 --> 00:44:36,400
Speaker 1: think the best thing was the payoff because when you

814
00:44:36,400 --> 00:44:41,920
Speaker 1: got to the bottom of the cone, they all sat chocolate. Yeah, yeah,

815
00:44:42,160 --> 00:44:44,839
Speaker 1: that was a good payoff. I think they did that

816
00:44:45,040 --> 00:44:47,640
Speaker 1: so it didn't leak, right. Isn't that why they put

817
00:44:47,680 --> 00:44:50,000
Speaker 1: the chocolate in there, because that way if the ice

818
00:44:50,040 --> 00:44:52,680
Speaker 1: cream when it melted, it wouldn't go through the bottom

819
00:44:52,719 --> 00:44:56,239
Speaker 1: because the chocolate would block maybe because but the originals

820
00:44:56,280 --> 00:44:59,000
Speaker 1: didn't have the chocolate in them. No, that's an upgrade,

821
00:44:59,000 --> 00:45:00,800
Speaker 1: that's what I'm saying. It was probably upgrade because they're like,

822
00:45:00,880 --> 00:45:04,440
Speaker 1: they realized this is a flaw in production and they

823
00:45:04,440 --> 00:45:06,600
Speaker 1: had to and they do improve it a little recalling

824
00:45:06,640 --> 00:45:10,360
Speaker 1: the drumsticks. Yeah, that's true, all right. A new survey

825
00:45:10,440 --> 00:45:13,839
Speaker 1: asked people what foods they hated as kids but now

826
00:45:14,040 --> 00:45:18,359
Speaker 1: like as an adult. This came in at number one.

827
00:45:19,600 --> 00:45:21,839
Speaker 1: I can speak from experience. I guess on this would

828
00:45:21,840 --> 00:45:26,000
Speaker 1: it be broccoli? But is a vegetable? But it's not

829
00:45:26,040 --> 00:45:33,280
Speaker 1: brocco tomatoes? No corn on corn? Not? Corn's not really vegetable,

830
00:45:33,320 --> 00:45:40,080
Speaker 1: you know, it's like onions. No, it's asparagus. Oh yeah,

831
00:45:40,120 --> 00:45:43,040
Speaker 1: not not from me, not for me. Although I do

832
00:45:43,120 --> 00:45:45,799
Speaker 1: eat a few more vegetables, and I like bell peppers

833
00:45:45,920 --> 00:45:49,560
Speaker 1: and I'll eat I do occasionally. I don't like tomatoes.

834
00:45:49,880 --> 00:45:53,360
Speaker 1: I love onions. I love garlic. I'm all about the garlic, obviously.

835
00:45:53,400 --> 00:45:54,799
Speaker 1: I like garlic when I was a kid, though, so

836
00:45:54,840 --> 00:45:58,640
Speaker 1: it's not really any different, all right, do you put

837
00:45:58,680 --> 00:46:02,239
Speaker 1: tomatoes on the those I don't know what you call it,

838
00:46:02,280 --> 00:46:04,160
Speaker 1: but that thing that you make like I guess that's

839
00:46:04,160 --> 00:46:05,960
Speaker 1: the thing that you make. Yeah, Like you sent me

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Speaker 1: a picture of this thing that looked like a pizza.

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Speaker 1: Do you put any tomatoes on that? It's tomato sauce.

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Speaker 1: There's a the Mallard pizzas. You got the dough, um

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Speaker 1: and you combine that together. You lay out the dough obviously,

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Speaker 1: and then you you I paint, because I'm I'm a

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Speaker 1: culinary artist. I paint the tomato sauce, just like at

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Speaker 1: the pizzeria and Papa's Pizzeria, and so I paint that

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Speaker 1: all over. And then I have a layer of cheese.

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Speaker 1: Then I mix in the pepperoni, the turkey pepperoni. I

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Speaker 1: mix that in there. Then I have a second layer,

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Speaker 1: and then I have on top, I put the bell

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Speaker 1: pepper and the garlic and the onion. And that's the

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Speaker 1: Millard pizza. And it's unbelievable to die for. That is

853
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Speaker 1: what it is. It is to die for. It look

854
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Speaker 1: like someone's face that was getting melted off. When you

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Speaker 1: sent me a picture of it, it just looked appalling

856
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Speaker 1: to me. Yeah, well, your West of the four oh five.

857
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Speaker 1: But some some places, though, they put the tomato sauce

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Speaker 1: on the the cheese on and they put tomatoes on

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Speaker 1: top with like bell peppers or pepper It's like Chicago

860
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Speaker 1: style or something like that. This is not This is traditional,

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Speaker 1: more of a New York style, a Kirkland brand style

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Speaker 1: type of pizza. All right, let's see here. Oh, this

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Speaker 1: is a good one. I think you'll appreciate this and

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Speaker 1: also be shocked. But at the same time, eighteen percent

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Speaker 1: of women admit they don't do this every day, although

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Speaker 1: most people think they should shower, no change their underwear.

867
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Speaker 1: About that one. Now, does that mean because they go commando?

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Speaker 1: I do not know that part of it, but they

869
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Speaker 1: just says they Why would they wouldn't be able to

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Speaker 1: change their underwe if they don't have underwear on? Yeah, exactly,

871
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Speaker 1: So inquiring minds must know. It's good to know women

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Speaker 1: are just like men, because dudes are were the same.

873
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Speaker 1: One to wear for three or four days, doesn't matter.

874
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Speaker 1: It's good to know women or not that you know.

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Speaker 1: It's eighteen percent of women are just like men. Now,

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Speaker 1: it would be great if they didn't do that because

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Speaker 1: they're superstitious. That'd be awesome. He's in my lucky lucky yes, yeah, alright.

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Speaker 1: Twelve percent of us have stolen this from a neighbor

879
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Speaker 1: without them ever knowing it. It's the perfect crime. Oh

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Speaker 1: do do do do do do do do do? Do?

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Speaker 1: Do do drink? Nope, WiFi? Uh, they were stolen WiFi

882
00:48:26,200 --> 00:48:30,319
Speaker 1: from a neighbor. Jumped on there and is that really stealing? No,

883
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Speaker 1: I don't think of it is if you're opening the

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Speaker 1: portal up to people with no password, then it's yeah.

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Speaker 1: You know, I've told the story before, but I haven't

886
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Speaker 1: told him a while. When I was in Buffalo after

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Speaker 1: a Bill's game, I had this brilliant idea, we'll just

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Speaker 1: go to a hotel room. Well, we'll go to a

889
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Speaker 1: hotel check in after the game. We don't have to

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Speaker 1: book a room because it's like Buffalo. Who the hell

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00:48:51,320 --> 00:48:54,400
Speaker 1: stays in Buffalo. So we went to a several hotels.

892
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Speaker 1: They were all booked because everyone with the crowd, so

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Speaker 1: we couldn't get a hotel room. So we spent the

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Speaker 1: night in the rental car across from the Buffalo Niagara

895
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Speaker 1: Airport at a hotel in the parking lot. And the

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Speaker 1: reason we did that is because they had WiFi that

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Speaker 1: we we'd been playing on our our phone all night

898
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Speaker 1: and I was with my brother and my younger brother

899
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Speaker 1: who's now losing Wisconsin, and uh yeah, we sat in

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Speaker 1: the car until the sun came up. We tried to sleep,

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Speaker 1: I didn't really sleep, and then moved on to our

902
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Speaker 1: next next, next to dation. But I'd like to thank that.

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Speaker 1: I think it was like a holiday in I'd like

904
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Speaker 1: to thank the holiday and for not having a password

905
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Speaker 1: on their WiFi signal too. Yeah, it was yeah, because

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Speaker 1: we were right out in front of the lobby in

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Speaker 1: the parking lot and uh yeah, sitting there all right.

908
00:49:43,520 --> 00:49:48,000
Speaker 1: A thirty per cent of people have never once taken

909
00:49:48,080 --> 00:49:57,320
Speaker 1: this advice to do do do do do wow, um

910
00:49:57,440 --> 00:50:01,399
Speaker 1: wow wow wow wow wow. Move to town, move out

911
00:50:01,400 --> 00:50:05,640
Speaker 1: of town. Uh no, here's our soup of the day,

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Speaker 1: A recommendation from somebody at the restaurant, like my wife

913
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Speaker 1: will ask sometimes say it is so and so good.

914
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Speaker 1: I've always been of the mindset, why would you ask

915
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Speaker 1: the waiter what's good or not, because oftentimes they're gonna

916
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Speaker 1: If I was a waiter at a restaurant and somebody

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Speaker 1: asked me what's good, I would say the most expensive

918
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Speaker 1: thing on the menu is what I would say. Right,

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Speaker 1: So I got a couple more here, I gotta put

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Speaker 1: the baby to bed. A survey of adults asked what

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Speaker 1: was the scariest thing in your childhood when you were

922
00:50:38,600 --> 00:50:43,759
Speaker 1: growing up? What is the scariest thing? Um? I fun

923
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Speaker 1: for me, it was all my dad was piste off.

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Speaker 1: Oh your dad was anger of your dad. And they said,

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Speaker 1: this doesn't really affect a lot of kids in California

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Speaker 1: or the West. The basement. We don't have basements in

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Speaker 1: California because of earthquakes. Yeah, we have addicts, no Bay Smiths.

928
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Speaker 1: But yeah, the the basement. I wish i'd had. Basements

929
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Speaker 1: are fun. I wish we had basements. I wish that's

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Speaker 1: an added space bone that could be. Most guys have

931
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Speaker 1: their man cave in the basement. It's you, that's your sanctuary.

932
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Speaker 1: But in the West, no sanctuary does not happen. All right,

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Speaker 1: last one here on the pop quiz, and we'll put

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Speaker 1: the baby to bed. A new survey asked Americans ton

935
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Speaker 1: am a habit that helps wake them up in the morning? Now,

936
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Speaker 1: drinking coffee was obviously the most common answer. What was

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00:51:31,200 --> 00:51:38,319
Speaker 1: numbered two? Taking a piss? Nobody beats the whiz That

938
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Speaker 1: is incorrect, incorrect. The correct answer brushing your teeth. Brushing

939
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Speaker 1: your teeth wakes you. How about for me, it was

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Speaker 1: throwing water in my face that would wake me up.

941
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Speaker 1: You know, you kind of go, you look at the mirror,

942
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Speaker 1: your little groggy there, and you splash some water in

943
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Speaker 1: your face. You never shower first thing in the morning. Now,

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Speaker 1: I shower before I go to bed. I'm a I'm

945
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Speaker 1: a shower before bed. Guy. I don't like to go

946
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Speaker 1: to bed dirty, so I shower before I go to sleep.

947
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Speaker 1: I figured, how dirty do I get when I'm sleeping?

948
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Speaker 1: Do you typically brush your teeth when you wake up

949
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Speaker 1: and go to bed? Uh? No, I again, I'll do

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Speaker 1: it jury right right before I go to bed. And

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00:52:18,000 --> 00:52:21,920
Speaker 1: I'll also do it. Uh. You know sometimes I have

952
00:52:22,080 --> 00:52:23,880
Speaker 1: like a kind of a meal, it's spicy or something

953
00:52:23,920 --> 00:52:25,480
Speaker 1: like that. I'll brush my teeth during the day, but

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Speaker 1: usually it's before I go to bed. All right, Yeah, interesting,

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00:52:30,120 --> 00:52:32,839
Speaker 1: that's right. Uh And that's it all right? Listen, Thank

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Speaker 1: have a great day and we'll catch you then. Be

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