WEBVTT - Texting vs. Calling 0:00:00.040 --> 0:00:02.600 If you break up with me via text message, then 0:00:02.720 --> 0:00:06.240 in my mind, in my mind, you are twirling the 0:00:06.400 --> 0:00:17.480 end of your mustache. You are dictastardly. I am tied 0:00:17.520 --> 0:00:20.440 to railroad tracks, you son of a bitch. That is 0:00:20.520 --> 0:00:29.920 so funny. Hey, everybody, welcome to hold up. It's a 0:00:29.920 --> 0:00:32.199 big show about a lot of nothing. I am one 0:00:32.240 --> 0:00:34.519 of your co hosts. My name is Josh Johnson. I 0:00:34.560 --> 0:00:36.479 am a writer for The Daily Show, and I am 0:00:36.560 --> 0:00:42.360 joined by dousays Line. It's your girl me the smooth 0:00:42.400 --> 0:00:46.680 operator herself. Okay. I am a stand up comedian. I'm 0:00:46.720 --> 0:00:51.120 also corresponding on The Daily Show and what the fuck 0:00:51.240 --> 0:00:54.240 I do the voice of Honeybee on the Great North 0:00:54.240 --> 0:00:57.639 Thump Fox, and I'm out here just chilling in them 0:00:57.640 --> 0:00:59.600 all with your daddy. You know, got some new hair 0:00:59.800 --> 0:01:11.520 on Jilla McCAT shirt because you know, Nigga's got a stunt. 0:01:10.760 --> 0:01:17.840 The laughing. Don't get me wrong, I love your joy 0:01:17.920 --> 0:01:20.560 I'm always I'm always happy for you to be joyful. 0:01:20.680 --> 0:01:26.680 But the steps and the levels to the laughing. Today 0:01:26.760 --> 0:01:32.200 we were talking to the people about probably one of 0:01:34.120 --> 0:01:37.080 one of one of the topics. Because on the show 0:01:37.160 --> 0:01:41.000 we don't really get deep. We don't talk about world events. 0:01:41.040 --> 0:01:45.320 We don't. We don't talk about huge, serious topics. But 0:01:45.440 --> 0:01:48.800 today might be the most serious we've ever done because honestly, 0:01:48.840 --> 0:01:52.200 what this really speaks to is generations, you know what 0:01:52.200 --> 0:01:54.800 I mean? And the type of friend, the type of 0:01:55.080 --> 0:02:00.080 loved one, the type of communicator that you are. So 0:02:00.160 --> 0:02:03.720 it's how much time you're allowing to spend with someone, um, 0:02:03.760 --> 0:02:07.680 how you communicate. And the topic for today, kids is 0:02:08.520 --> 0:02:12.360 texting versus calling. And you know it's some ship because 0:02:12.360 --> 0:02:14.919 I'm the one that introduced it. Now I'm gonna give 0:02:15.000 --> 0:02:28.920 y'all some time to choose, play the music, and we're back. Okay, Joshua. 0:02:30.520 --> 0:02:33.320 What I'm not gonna do today is come for your neck. 0:02:35.160 --> 0:02:39.600 Also the coordination between your burgundy shirt and his burgundy hair. Come, oh, 0:02:39.639 --> 0:02:44.440 I know, come together together, we make one a bad bitch. 0:02:50.240 --> 0:02:54.080 You mash us together. Hey, if you see Joshua behind, 0:02:54.240 --> 0:02:59.800 he I'm doing my best is a bad bitch doing 0:02:59.880 --> 0:03:03.720 my squats squats. I'm also doing the squats. At the 0:03:03.760 --> 0:03:06.160 point these squats I've been doing must have been popping, 0:03:06.160 --> 0:03:09.520 because another comic asked me if I had a bbl wow, 0:03:09.960 --> 0:03:12.360 And for somebody to ask me if my ass was 0:03:12.520 --> 0:03:19.320 purchased when it was not who that's a compliment I've 0:03:19.320 --> 0:03:21.320 ever heard one. I don't care who you are. Yeah, 0:03:21.560 --> 0:03:24.680 when it was homegrown, homegrown, just doing a little squats 0:03:24.760 --> 0:03:27.160 and just changed a little shape a little bit. So Joshua. 0:03:28.160 --> 0:03:33.680 When it comes to text v call in the Battle 0:03:33.680 --> 0:03:40.680 of the Century, yeah, who who you're running with? I 0:03:40.680 --> 0:03:45.040 gotta go texting, I gotta I gotta go texting day 0:03:45.080 --> 0:03:48.200 one day out. What I'm not gonna do today. I'm 0:03:48.200 --> 0:03:51.720 not gonna come for your neck, Okay, Because this comes 0:03:51.760 --> 0:03:58.080 down to how someone communicates, and if you're communicating, then 0:03:58.080 --> 0:04:00.680 it's not wrong. Yeah. Yeah, as long as you're trying 0:04:00.680 --> 0:04:02.280 to make your feelings, no, as long as you're trying 0:04:02.520 --> 0:04:07.600 to be an adult about things. Than all, we're all 0:04:07.600 --> 0:04:11.560 in support of your effort absolutely, because people the thing 0:04:11.600 --> 0:04:13.680 I will say, first thing I'll say of why I'm 0:04:13.680 --> 0:04:15.960 in support of texting versus going. A lot of times 0:04:16.000 --> 0:04:17.760 some people will say, oh no, I like to call 0:04:17.880 --> 0:04:19.920 so I can get the context of the situation, so 0:04:19.960 --> 0:04:21.520 that I can hear their voice, so I can word. 0:04:21.839 --> 0:04:25.280 A lot of miscommunication can happen over the phone. You 0:04:25.320 --> 0:04:29.680 can catch the wrong tone someone wasn't meaning to you know, 0:04:29.760 --> 0:04:33.479 impart to you. You can I mean, it happens. You 0:04:33.480 --> 0:04:35.400 could be on the phone. Are you saying that there's 0:04:35.480 --> 0:04:38.800 more misunderstanding on the phone than there is with text messaging. 0:04:38.960 --> 0:04:41.640 I'm not saying there's not more. I'm saying that it 0:04:41.720 --> 0:04:44.560 can still happen. I'm not saying it can't. What I 0:04:44.600 --> 0:04:48.680 will say is because like, first of all, sarcasm cannot 0:04:48.720 --> 0:04:51.440 be conveyed over a text. The number of times I've 0:04:51.480 --> 0:04:53.480 gotten into it, into it with somebody because I was 0:04:53.520 --> 0:04:57.880 being sarcastic with someone when they thought you were being attacktful, 0:04:58.360 --> 0:05:04.240 Like we need where you use emojis? No, because the 0:05:04.320 --> 0:05:08.559 emojis are what have brought context back to text. Okay, 0:05:09.440 --> 0:05:12.000 don't make no sense. Some of them don't make any sense. 0:05:12.040 --> 0:05:14.520 But if you can text me something and then end 0:05:14.560 --> 0:05:17.320 it with a little with a yellow yellow dude with 0:05:17.400 --> 0:05:21.000 his eyes rolling back at his head, I'm like, oh, okay, 0:05:21.240 --> 0:05:23.359 all right, that's for a second I thought you were 0:05:23.400 --> 0:05:27.440 coming from me. Now I'm realizing little dude eyes rolled back. 0:05:27.640 --> 0:05:31.560 We're on the same page. Okay. Is there something that 0:05:31.640 --> 0:05:37.320 you think cannot be conveyed via text? I think, like 0:05:37.400 --> 0:05:42.159 what subjects. What conversations can you not have via text message? 0:05:42.600 --> 0:05:46.480 You can't do breakup over text message? Okay, because because 0:05:46.520 --> 0:05:49.760 with a breakup, Because this is the thing. The reason 0:05:49.880 --> 0:05:54.480 that there is miscommunication in text messages is because now 0:05:54.520 --> 0:05:57.080 I'm I'm really trying to give me, give me some 0:05:57.680 --> 0:05:59.880 give me some slack here to try to explain what 0:06:00.080 --> 0:06:05.080 I'm saying, because I deeply believe this, but I've never 0:06:05.080 --> 0:06:06.760 had to put it into words. I just sort of 0:06:06.800 --> 0:06:10.760 live by it. When you were texting a person, you're 0:06:10.800 --> 0:06:15.279 making them say what you said in their head. Yeah, 0:06:15.680 --> 0:06:20.440 which is why people mis misunderstand people in text message, 0:06:20.640 --> 0:06:23.400 because they read it with a nasty tone, even if 0:06:23.440 --> 0:06:25.880 you didn't mean it nasty right right, right, right right. 0:06:26.240 --> 0:06:29.440 What I think happens with a breakup, I don't think 0:06:29.440 --> 0:06:31.720 it can happen over text message because no matter how 0:06:32.200 --> 0:06:35.479 well and thought out the text message is, and how 0:06:35.560 --> 0:06:38.640 long it is and how kind it is, you might 0:06:38.640 --> 0:06:42.160 as well call them and read that because I guarantee you, 0:06:42.200 --> 0:06:45.240 if somebody is breaking up with you and they're texting 0:06:45.240 --> 0:06:47.680 it to you, you're not gonna read it the way 0:06:47.680 --> 0:06:49.560 they wrote it, no matter what it is, because there's 0:06:49.560 --> 0:06:53.719 going to be hurt and vololutely. Yeah the fuck not Yeah? 0:06:53.760 --> 0:06:57.480 If I if you break up with me via text message, 0:06:57.760 --> 0:07:00.840 then in my mind, in my mind mind, you were 0:07:00.920 --> 0:07:12.240 twirling the end of your mustache. You are dictastardly. I 0:07:12.320 --> 0:07:14.920 am tied to railroad tracks. You son of a bitch. 0:07:15.320 --> 0:07:22.040 That is so funny. Wow, if you via text message, 0:07:23.200 --> 0:07:27.720 you're a villain? Yes, yes, where are your henchmen? Who 0:07:27.760 --> 0:07:31.400 would you? Yeah? Bastard? If you break up with a 0:07:31.480 --> 0:07:34.560 via text message, the fuck is wrong with you. I 0:07:34.600 --> 0:07:36.120 had a guy that I meant I was when I 0:07:36.120 --> 0:07:37.720 lived in La I met this guy at a bar. 0:07:37.840 --> 0:07:40.400 We were like making out and then we were gonna 0:07:40.440 --> 0:07:42.240 hang out. He wanted to come wanted me to come 0:07:42.280 --> 0:07:45.200 hang out with him the next day, but I was 0:07:45.400 --> 0:07:47.320 I had I had a bunch of flights. I had 0:07:47.320 --> 0:07:48.600 a bunch of work that I needed to do because 0:07:48.600 --> 0:07:50.400 I was gonna be in the road that week, and 0:07:50.480 --> 0:07:52.200 I'd buy like a bunch of flights. He was like, 0:07:52.200 --> 0:07:53.720 we're gonna be in a bar for like two hours. 0:07:53.720 --> 0:07:55.000 I was like, I'm not gonna be able to make it, 0:07:55.400 --> 0:07:57.360 and I was like, okay, Well, I was like in 0:07:57.360 --> 0:07:58.920 my mind, I was like I could go to this 0:07:58.960 --> 0:08:00.480 bar but I was always in the hab to like, 0:08:00.680 --> 0:08:02.240 I don't want to push off work to go hang 0:08:02.240 --> 0:08:04.880 out with a boy, okay, because I had to get 0:08:04.920 --> 0:08:06.840 this money, you know what I mean? Because I was 0:08:06.880 --> 0:08:13.200 doing what Josh grinding, Yes, grinding, indeed grinding, and that 0:08:13.320 --> 0:08:15.960 that's the real grind right there, is that you sacrifice 0:08:16.040 --> 0:08:19.200 to grind for a grind. Bro. Yeah, I mean, because 0:08:19.240 --> 0:08:21.920 you could have been out here grinding, living in sin, 0:08:22.120 --> 0:08:24.800 making the beasts with two backs, you know what I'm saying. 0:08:25.080 --> 0:08:27.679 But you were like, no, I'm gonna do my work grind, 0:08:27.840 --> 0:08:32.040 all right, I'm gonna make the pages Russell, Okay, whether 0:08:32.080 --> 0:08:35.280 I'm doing homework and I'm flipping pages, you know, or 0:08:35.320 --> 0:08:39.319 whether I'm cashing checks and I'm flipping bills. Okay, I'm 0:08:39.440 --> 0:08:44.320 giving American Airlines three hundred dollars at a time, cheeze. Yeah, yeah, 0:08:44.360 --> 0:08:48.440 that's a real thing. Oh hope those miles don't grind 0:08:49.280 --> 0:08:51.880 as long as I don't grind to a halt, baby, 0:08:51.920 --> 0:08:55.400 we are, right, Yeah, And he wanted me to come 0:08:55.440 --> 0:08:57.160 hang out, and I was like, I'm trying, and I 0:08:57.200 --> 0:08:59.720 was really trying to, just I was trying to so 0:08:59.760 --> 0:09:02.480 I'm I'm like a Saturday night. The next day I 0:09:02.520 --> 0:09:05.560 wanted to hang out. I flew out Monday. He flew 0:09:05.559 --> 0:09:09.040 out Monday. We really didn't talk throughout the weak. I 0:09:09.120 --> 0:09:10.400 tried to hit him up and he'd be like one 0:09:10.480 --> 0:09:13.840 or two sentences. I was like, okay, Friday, we both 0:09:13.840 --> 0:09:18.240 get back in town. This fucker texts me high Sloan. 0:09:18.640 --> 0:09:21.080 First of all, that is not my first name. Yeah, 0:09:21.520 --> 0:09:25.520 he gave me the most thank you for your application 0:09:26.400 --> 0:09:31.080 career Builder fucking text message. Yeah. Yeah, well, if you 0:09:31.120 --> 0:09:34.600 need a reference, right, we can't provide it. You didn't 0:09:34.640 --> 0:09:37.839 work here long enough. So I just was like when 0:09:37.880 --> 0:09:39.760 I said high Sloan, I was like this this is 0:09:39.880 --> 0:09:42.080 I didn't I don't think I even read read the 0:09:42.080 --> 0:09:44.680 rest of it. I was like, yeah, fine, but it 0:09:44.720 --> 0:09:46.640 was like he's like, oh, you're you know you're in 0:09:46.640 --> 0:09:48.080 and out of town a lot. And I just texted 0:09:48.160 --> 0:09:51.720 him back. We were out of town the same amount 0:09:51.760 --> 0:09:55.400 of days and we both got back today. We could 0:09:55.400 --> 0:09:59.360 have hung out, and I was like, whatever, whatever bitch 0:09:59.400 --> 0:10:07.480 you had on hook must have activated active because you 0:10:07.640 --> 0:10:11.520 sent me this with a switch. Yes. I don't know 0:10:11.559 --> 0:10:14.360 if if this if she finally filled up with well, 0:10:14.360 --> 0:10:18.600 I don't know what happened? What kind of magic rag 0:10:18.640 --> 0:10:20.680 and a fucking bowl of water? This bitch was? It 0:10:20.760 --> 0:10:23.319 just was like doo doo doo and she became a 0:10:23.400 --> 0:10:27.640 full fed woman. Oh so like that situation, I was like, yeah, 0:10:28.280 --> 0:10:31.080 this is this is fine. Yeah, I mean I think 0:10:31.120 --> 0:10:34.920 that the thing that calling has for me where I 0:10:35.400 --> 0:10:37.959 choose texting overcalling. Do you know I'm a team calling. 0:10:38.400 --> 0:10:40.480 I know your team calling, And I feel like some 0:10:40.800 --> 0:10:45.839 calls are so short that for the lead up and 0:10:46.120 --> 0:10:48.760 for the conversation it could have been a text message, 0:10:48.920 --> 0:10:51.679 the same way some meetings could have been emails. There 0:10:51.720 --> 0:10:54.320 are some calls that could have been texts, because if 0:10:54.360 --> 0:10:56.319 you really don't have much to say to me, you 0:10:56.400 --> 0:10:59.760 might as well text me. Most meetings can be emails. 0:11:00.160 --> 0:11:04.720 Some emails can be text messages, right, we all know that. Yeah, 0:11:05.679 --> 0:11:10.840 I prefer calling because one I was born in eighteen 0:11:10.920 --> 0:11:18.079 eighty three. Okay, I remember T nine texting? Yes, Yes, 0:11:19.440 --> 0:11:22.679 where you really had to the fact when people you 0:11:22.840 --> 0:11:26.400 knew somebody was good and mad when they text you 0:11:26.520 --> 0:11:31.480 back fast on T nine because T nine was for 0:11:31.600 --> 0:11:35.880 those that don't know, T nine would try to guess 0:11:36.200 --> 0:11:40.400 based on your next letter. Ye, the word so essentially 0:11:40.480 --> 0:11:44.200 what Gmail is doing now, but horrible. Like it would 0:11:44.240 --> 0:11:47.400 be like you you want to send them the word mayonnaise, right, 0:11:47.720 --> 0:11:51.439 and it's like I'm I'm saying, ma'am, I even have 0:11:51.520 --> 0:11:54.360 the apostrophe up. So I've never heard of mail on 0:11:54.520 --> 0:12:00.600 a's right. I didn't know you can pronoun it foctory. 0:12:00.760 --> 0:12:04.360 So hard it was it was insane. It would be like, 0:12:04.480 --> 0:12:06.920 you mean mayonnaise, right, and I'm like, I've never texted 0:12:06.920 --> 0:12:11.120 anyone mayonnaise and all. Also, no one can spell mayonnaise 0:12:11.200 --> 0:12:14.640 but the people who produce mayonnaise as mayo. Yeah, the 0:12:14.679 --> 0:12:18.000 same way you've never texted somebody congratulations. You said congras 0:12:18.240 --> 0:12:22.520 and your phone said us you don't know. So I 0:12:22.679 --> 0:12:26.319 feel like that was T nine. When somebody text you 0:12:26.400 --> 0:12:29.839 back fast, it was either a real emergency, hard heart emergency, 0:12:30.480 --> 0:12:35.199 or they want to murder you. I remember my friend this. 0:12:35.520 --> 0:12:38.079 This It still makes me laughing. So my friend was 0:12:38.160 --> 0:12:41.160 telling the story about how she was dating this dude, 0:12:41.280 --> 0:12:44.600 and as she was she admitted that she was fully 0:12:44.640 --> 0:12:47.000 out of pocket for this. So this is like, this 0:12:47.240 --> 0:12:50.120 is this is a situation where everybody knows what it is. 0:12:50.240 --> 0:12:52.640 So this isn't one of those less debate on the 0:12:52.760 --> 0:12:57.040 Internet that she's telling the story, and this is she 0:12:57.160 --> 0:12:59.280 said she was wrong, right, Oh, I love this. So 0:13:00.160 --> 0:13:04.120 she was dating this dude, this dude. This is a 0:13:04.200 --> 0:13:08.559 texting versus colleague situation too, because okay, so she was 0:13:08.640 --> 0:13:12.280 dating this dude, this dude pretty and he's so pretty 0:13:12.360 --> 0:13:14.880 it makes her a little insecure. Right, Oh, I hate 0:13:14.880 --> 0:13:17.360 those guys because they make you say stupid things. And 0:13:17.520 --> 0:13:21.199 so then he is just I'm pretty sure he's just 0:13:21.280 --> 0:13:23.320 living his life. Like the way she told the story, 0:13:23.320 --> 0:13:25.360 it seemed like he was living his life. Then a 0:13:25.520 --> 0:13:29.760 woman commented on one of his pictures on Instagram. Right now, 0:13:29.960 --> 0:13:32.120 the woman that commented on one of his pictures on 0:13:32.240 --> 0:13:35.839 Instagram was like an X from two xes ago, so 0:13:36.040 --> 0:13:39.000 like a third X. So we're talking about somebody who's 0:13:39.040 --> 0:13:42.319 like just checking testing the water whatever. Right, But she 0:13:42.320 --> 0:13:44.160 don't need to be saying shit, She don't need to 0:13:44.160 --> 0:13:47.599 be saying anything. But if you, if you have a 0:13:47.679 --> 0:13:50.760 free and open Internet, you actually can't control who decides 0:13:50.800 --> 0:13:52.959 to comment under your thing. Because it's not like it's 0:13:53.000 --> 0:13:55.400 not like she found DMS. It's not like it's not 0:13:55.520 --> 0:13:58.000 like he was doing anything. He just posted something. And 0:13:58.080 --> 0:14:01.120 then she posted something. Right, Well, she's she she just 0:14:01.160 --> 0:14:03.720 said something about him looking good or whatever. Right, Okay, 0:14:03.800 --> 0:14:06.160 so she tried it. She tried, so she tried and 0:14:06.280 --> 0:14:09.920 then he said, um, thanks, Like he didn't say he 0:14:10.120 --> 0:14:14.280 wasn't like he said, yeah, he said, like so he 0:14:14.360 --> 0:14:18.920 was uncomfortable, right, but but she saw it. She got 0:14:19.640 --> 0:14:23.960 so mad that he even spoke to her in the thing, 0:14:24.160 --> 0:14:26.880 but also in a public format like this isn't once again, 0:14:26.920 --> 0:14:29.320 we're not talking about dms. This is a public format 0:14:29.640 --> 0:14:33.840 that he was like, um, thanks, right, X yeah, I 0:14:33.880 --> 0:14:37.680 mean right, she flips out, and she is text to 0:14:37.800 --> 0:14:41.320 him hard did she flip? Like? She she said, she 0:14:41.400 --> 0:14:43.080 flipped all the way out. She said that she just 0:14:43.160 --> 0:14:47.160 saw red and like, wasn't it because also she wasn't 0:14:47.160 --> 0:14:49.080 like a full adult at the time, so like we're 0:14:49.120 --> 0:14:51.600 talking about grown, but we're not talking about grown grown, right, 0:14:52.240 --> 0:14:55.040 and so she's just seeing red because I guess she 0:14:55.080 --> 0:14:57.480 already didn't like this woman or whatever, and so now 0:14:57.560 --> 0:14:59.960 this woman sniffling around her man and she didn't like her, 0:15:00.480 --> 0:15:05.280 and the dude responded to it, albeit uncomfortably, right, but 0:15:05.960 --> 0:15:12.000 but anyway, uh, she's like, my mistake, My mistake was 0:15:12.120 --> 0:15:16.320 that I didn't call. First, I texted him I was 0:15:16.360 --> 0:15:19.560 gonna kill him, and then I called, so of course 0:15:19.600 --> 0:15:22.040 he didn't pick up. Of course, of course he didn't 0:15:22.040 --> 0:15:31.000 pick up. But then no, ma'am. Then then she started 0:15:31.040 --> 0:15:35.000 texting him more because he because he wouldn't pick up. 0:15:37.440 --> 0:15:41.040 I've been in the situation where this motherfucker won't answer 0:15:41.160 --> 0:15:44.800 and he's never gonna answer. And so you said you 0:15:44.880 --> 0:15:50.000 were gonna kill him first. So well, one, you can 0:15:50.040 --> 0:15:54.520 only threaten someone's life in person. Yeah, like I threatened 0:15:54.560 --> 0:16:01.560 my X, Yeah, be for whatever reason, and um, it's fine, 0:16:02.320 --> 0:16:06.440 but threats have to be done in person. You can't threaten. 0:16:06.960 --> 0:16:10.560 You especially can't threaten over text message, Instagram, over written word, 0:16:10.680 --> 0:16:15.080 over things that are screenshotible. You cannot threatenin a screenshotible. 0:16:15.920 --> 0:16:18.080 You can't threaten over text message. You can't because you 0:16:18.160 --> 0:16:27.680 can't give the police evidencia. But in person, sir, yeah, 0:16:28.360 --> 0:16:33.000 I heard you've never met your grandparents? Do you want to? 0:16:35.120 --> 0:16:38.600 Because you can't? And so basically, yeah, that's a that's 0:16:38.640 --> 0:16:42.800 a situation where she should have called, she decided to text, 0:16:43.320 --> 0:16:46.720 And what you do it you do the reverse of that. 0:16:47.280 --> 0:17:00.720 First of all, you report her comment as spam. Would 0:17:00.760 --> 0:17:03.560 you rather argue over text or on a call? Oh, 0:17:03.760 --> 0:17:07.439 on the phone. On the phone, you think so apps 0:17:07.520 --> 0:17:11.520 a fucking lootlely because in text message argument, yeah will 0:17:11.640 --> 0:17:15.119 take all day. It will take all day. But I 0:17:15.160 --> 0:17:17.840 feel like in a text message argument, I never misspeak. 0:17:18.280 --> 0:17:21.200 In a text message argument. It takes me. It takes 0:17:21.240 --> 0:17:23.480 me the time it takes me a type, and then 0:17:23.560 --> 0:17:25.399 it takes me the time it takes me to read it, 0:17:25.840 --> 0:17:29.200 and then I send it. It's been super rare in 0:17:29.359 --> 0:17:33.200 my life that I've text anything that I regret texting. 0:17:33.440 --> 0:17:36.480 I've set a lozed stuff I regret saying because now 0:17:36.600 --> 0:17:40.359 on the call, you're moving at the speed of your mouth. Now, 0:17:40.440 --> 0:17:43.280 text message arguments do make you think about what you 0:17:43.359 --> 0:17:45.600 were saying, Yeah, because you got to type out the 0:17:45.680 --> 0:17:50.520 whole thing. I've backspace mania too far. So many times 0:17:50.600 --> 0:17:54.399 I've been like, don't say don't say that. Yeah you 0:17:54.520 --> 0:17:58.160 want this person in your life, don't say this. Right, 0:17:58.440 --> 0:18:00.560 there's the thing. I'm saying something truly ugly to somebody 0:18:01.359 --> 0:18:04.480 the a text message. They can always go back and 0:18:04.560 --> 0:18:08.520 look at it. They could also, you can't. You can 0:18:08.560 --> 0:18:11.080 obviously record a person talking to you, but there's a 0:18:11.240 --> 0:18:15.320 special type of like contextualizing you can do if you 0:18:15.520 --> 0:18:21.000 screenshot a nasty text message. There's there's a thing where 0:18:21.880 --> 0:18:24.560 I think, obviously you can listen to someone's voice and 0:18:24.640 --> 0:18:27.000 people can make what they will of what the person 0:18:27.160 --> 0:18:32.600 was saying, because texting makes you read in your voice, 0:18:32.720 --> 0:18:36.000 in your head. I'm telling you, if somebody, if somebody 0:18:36.040 --> 0:18:40.240 sends you something truly profane and you screenshot that and 0:18:40.400 --> 0:18:42.240 you put that whether you whether you put it out 0:18:42.280 --> 0:18:43.840 for the world or you show it to your friend, 0:18:44.000 --> 0:18:46.840 and you're like, so they just text me this randomly, 0:18:47.440 --> 0:18:50.480 it seems ten times crazier. No, no, no, no, no. 0:18:50.960 --> 0:18:54.359 The best part of a text message argument. As I 0:18:54.520 --> 0:18:56.240 was going back and forth with this guy I was seeing, 0:18:56.880 --> 0:19:01.159 and he was trying to convince me that something he 0:19:01.280 --> 0:19:04.720 said to me before is what he didn't say. For 0:19:04.840 --> 0:19:07.119 the year and a half I knew him, like we 0:19:07.240 --> 0:19:09.520 were hanging out here to have almost two years we 0:19:09.640 --> 0:19:11.960 hung out. We mainly I probably talked to him on 0:19:11.960 --> 0:19:15.120 the phone like twice. Yeah, it was always texting. There 0:19:15.200 --> 0:19:17.160 was one time where I had to he said something 0:19:17.160 --> 0:19:18.320 to me. I was like, that's not what you said. 0:19:18.680 --> 0:19:20.240 So this is what I said. It's something you said 0:19:20.760 --> 0:19:24.320 so I was able to go back and go, this 0:19:24.720 --> 0:19:27.760 is what you said. So my favorite part of a 0:19:27.840 --> 0:19:31.480 text message argument is that I can literally screenshot with 0:19:31.680 --> 0:19:35.920 someone's If someone's screenshoting what you said and sending it 0:19:36.080 --> 0:19:38.840 to you, you're wrong. Oh I don't know about that. 0:19:39.640 --> 0:19:42.199 There's I've never been in a situation where I had 0:19:42.200 --> 0:19:44.960 to say someone, this is what you said, and they're like, no, 0:19:45.119 --> 0:19:48.000 I didn't, and then I have to take a screenshot 0:19:48.359 --> 0:19:52.119 of our current text message thread and go, hey, dummy, 0:19:52.760 --> 0:19:56.679 this is what you said, and either they will go, okay, 0:19:56.720 --> 0:19:59.880 that is what I said or deflect. But I've never 0:20:00.119 --> 0:20:03.119 a screenshot is someone in an argument and been wrong. 0:20:03.880 --> 0:20:06.440 You're forgetting that. There are plenty of unreasonable people on 0:20:06.520 --> 0:20:08.959 the planet. I'm not saying people. I'm saying that if 0:20:09.040 --> 0:20:12.359 I'm to the point where I'm screenshotting in an argument, 0:20:12.800 --> 0:20:15.200 yeah to the person that I'm talking Joe, oh yeah, 0:20:15.240 --> 0:20:17.119 that you have proof I'm with you. I have proof. 0:20:17.720 --> 0:20:23.879 I'm just saying I honor. Please. Let I've been in 0:20:23.960 --> 0:20:26.160 a conversation with someone where they said I said something 0:20:26.200 --> 0:20:29.600 I didn't say, and then they sent me a screenshot 0:20:30.040 --> 0:20:32.040 of the thing that they think I said, and it's 0:20:32.080 --> 0:20:35.360 still not what I said. And that's when I'm like, ah, 0:20:35.760 --> 0:20:38.760 I don't know what to do here. I like, I don't. 0:20:38.840 --> 0:20:42.200 I genuinely have no idea how to proceed because you're 0:20:42.200 --> 0:20:44.680 saying I said something I didn't say, and your proof 0:20:44.720 --> 0:20:47.480 of me saying it is still not me saying it. 0:20:48.160 --> 0:20:51.359 So now I'm like, ah, geez, I don't like him. 0:20:51.359 --> 0:20:53.120 When you're in the midst of an argument with somebody 0:20:54.119 --> 0:20:57.159 and they're arguing with you about the one thing and 0:20:57.280 --> 0:21:01.639 then you go, oh, you're hurt. Yeah, like you you 0:21:01.720 --> 0:21:04.280 can't let this go. Yeah, you can't let this go. 0:21:04.680 --> 0:21:07.399 Yeah yeah, and you keep talking and keep talking. You're like, Okay, 0:21:08.040 --> 0:21:10.639 I figured out what the real reason you're upset is. 0:21:11.880 --> 0:21:16.879 But you're like nah, I'm like no, yeah, you just 0:21:17.040 --> 0:21:19.480 admit it. Yeah, if you're if you're hurt about something 0:21:20.040 --> 0:21:23.320 in life, please just admit it. You're gonna you're gonna 0:21:23.400 --> 0:21:27.080 get so much further, so much quicker if you just 0:21:27.240 --> 0:21:30.200 admit it, especially if it's with someone who you're like, 0:21:31.320 --> 0:21:33.520 if there's a person that's gonna be in your life forever. 0:21:33.760 --> 0:21:35.720 So we're not talking about the end of a friendship. 0:21:35.760 --> 0:21:37.679 We're not talking about the end of a relationship. If 0:21:37.760 --> 0:21:39.920 this is like family, or if this is a close 0:21:40.000 --> 0:21:43.760 friend and you're hurt by something, just admit it. Just 0:21:44.000 --> 0:21:47.320 let just let it out now and not three days 0:21:47.440 --> 0:21:51.399 from now, because because I've called two years two ye, 0:21:51.440 --> 0:22:00.199 three years, ten years, yeah, ten fucking years literally ten 0:22:00.320 --> 0:22:10.280 years later. Yeah, and I'm like, are you fucking kidding me, nigga? Really? Yeah? 0:22:10.840 --> 0:22:12.920 What is more while is when someone's upset with you 0:22:13.040 --> 0:22:17.840 for something that you didn't know you did. I've been 0:22:17.840 --> 0:22:21.680 in text conversations with people that became arguments and neither 0:22:21.760 --> 0:22:24.440 one of us knew how it became an argument. Yeah, 0:22:24.600 --> 0:22:27.800 just morphs it just slowly, like like things. And and 0:22:28.000 --> 0:22:30.320 that's to your point. I haven't really had that happened 0:22:30.359 --> 0:22:33.440 while I was on the phone. That's fair, yeah, because 0:22:33.880 --> 0:22:36.239 it I think a lot of things were perceived as 0:22:36.320 --> 0:22:41.440 slick in text everything. Listen, we need fuck all of 0:22:41.480 --> 0:22:46.520 these emojis, We need more fonts. I mean that that 0:22:46.600 --> 0:22:49.480 would be great, Listen. I can't argue with that. If 0:22:49.760 --> 0:22:54.280 if anytime I said something sarcastic it was in italics, Yeah, yeah, 0:22:54.400 --> 0:22:57.480 it would change our lives. I would say, this is 0:22:57.600 --> 0:23:00.480 what I will say, though I've heard alex as the 0:23:00.720 --> 0:23:04.640 as the go to. I think italics it's for when 0:23:04.640 --> 0:23:07.840 you're being fancy. Oh I knew, here's what you were 0:23:07.840 --> 0:23:12.160 gonna say when you're being fancy. Italics, when you're being sarcastic. 0:23:12.400 --> 0:23:14.679 I'm gonna be sarcastic way more than I'm gonna be fancy, 0:23:15.040 --> 0:23:17.840 I know. But that's why they need to add the 0:23:18.000 --> 0:23:20.719 option for the sartic castic one, and the sarcastic one 0:23:20.800 --> 0:23:23.000 needs to be I'm gonna throw it out there. A 0:23:23.040 --> 0:23:26.040 lot of people are gonna hate this. Underline comic Sands. 0:23:27.320 --> 0:23:30.400 I'll allow it because Comic Sands is ugly enough. I'll 0:23:30.440 --> 0:23:33.280 allow it that you're like, oh yeah, what they're saying 0:23:33.440 --> 0:23:35.080 is dumb, and they know it's dumb, so it needs 0:23:35.080 --> 0:23:39.200 to be in a dumb fought. Yes. Yeah, when you're 0:23:39.200 --> 0:23:43.760 saying something serious, bold letters, bold letters, and a when 0:23:43.840 --> 0:23:49.840 it's on, when it's on, if you if you putting 0:23:49.840 --> 0:23:55.320 it on your grandmama, bold and underline, all right, oh god, 0:23:55.720 --> 0:23:57.800 if you're putting it, if you're putting it down on everything. 0:23:57.880 --> 0:24:04.720 I love bold and underline everything. I love God, my mama, kids, yeah, 0:24:04.840 --> 0:24:08.800 my kids. Look, that's on my whole bank account. All right, 0:24:09.440 --> 0:24:14.440 bold and underlined and that's on what period? Wow with 0:24:14.600 --> 0:24:17.760 an extra team and that's all. Mary had a little lamb. Yeah, 0:24:18.560 --> 0:24:22.840 m m, we're not we're not doing enough. It's like 0:24:23.440 --> 0:24:27.200 you're giving us all these emojis. I don't need, don't body, 0:24:27.280 --> 0:24:29.879 I don't need the more dancing. What I need I 0:24:30.000 --> 0:24:33.840 need an eye roll, an emoji that actually rolls, because 0:24:33.840 --> 0:24:36.200 the eyroll emojas just like it's looking up. But that's 0:24:36.200 --> 0:24:39.080 what gifts are for. Um, Joshua, did you know I 0:24:39.200 --> 0:24:45.200 was a gift? What what? I'm a gift? When it's me? 0:24:46.840 --> 0:24:50.960 Oh wow, yeah, look at you and I didn't realize 0:24:51.040 --> 0:24:55.399