Speaker 1: Brooking Jewels. Second date of day. You know, it's not
Speaker 1: often on this show that we get to talk to
Speaker 1: an actual champion. Oh cool, that's right. Somebody who is
Speaker 1: known not only nationwide but worldwide. That's athlete, somebody who
Speaker 1: is at the top of their game, and they decided
Speaker 1: to grace us with their presence today because they want
Speaker 1: to do a second date. Update. Her email said that
Speaker 1: she's a champion and I'm very honored to speak with her.
Speaker 1: Her name is Danielle. What's up, Danielle? Hey, how's it going? Wow? Goode?
Speaker 1: You sound important. It is an honor to speak with you. Danielle. Wow, Well,
Speaker 1: thank you. I'm blushing. What you're blushing, daniel This is
Speaker 1: such an intro. What do you do? What are you
Speaker 1: a champion of? I'm a champion, missus. Missus like a
Speaker 1: person in massages, yes, like a massage therapist. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: a champion massus. I thought you I thought she was
Speaker 1: an athlete, Jude. She is. That's a big athletic endeavor.
Speaker 1: What I don't get it. She's got strong hands, it's
Speaker 1: what you're saying. We'll get to how she's a champion
Speaker 1: massuse in just a second. But first, let's find out
Speaker 1: about your your date. Danielle, you think that maybe actually
Speaker 1: the fact that you are a champion might have turned
Speaker 1: the dude off? Yeah, yeah, I do. Well, what's his name?
Speaker 1: First of all? His name is David. David? And where
Speaker 1: did you meet David? We met through a dating app? Okay,
Speaker 1: So I mean I assume when he started to go
Speaker 1: out with you. On the dating app it even says
Speaker 1: that you do massage therapy. No, my profile does not
Speaker 1: say it. I keep that hidden. But if you're a champion,
Speaker 1: why aren't you telling the world. But because I don't
Speaker 1: want to get like creeps notsaging me through with the DApp.
Speaker 1: That's actually a good point either, that could might want
Speaker 1: to keep that skill off of the internet, at least
Speaker 1: for the dating websites. Yeah, so I assume it came
Speaker 1: up on the data at some point, and that's why
Speaker 1: you think that he got turned off? It did? Yeah,
Speaker 1: Like he has a conversation and I maybe should have
Speaker 1: just said I was a massage therapist, but I said
Speaker 1: more than that. I said the champion massuits thing. And
Speaker 1: I just think I messed things up. Oh wait, hold on, wait,
Speaker 1: you call yourself. I thought we were just joking about
Speaker 1: the champion Missus thing this whole time, and then it
Speaker 1: was something that Jubil was like over exaggerating because that's
Speaker 1: what he does. No, I'm an actual champion. How do
Speaker 1: you become a champion in massage therapy? There's actually an
Speaker 1: international massage Championship in Copenhagen, Denmark, and people come from
Speaker 1: all over the world. And this past year, you know,
Speaker 1: I won a massage champion. I wasn't lying to you guys.
Speaker 1: Good do you guys a volunteers? I am there. I
Speaker 1: am ready to be a a massage by the world leaders
Speaker 1: in massage therapy. Well, that's actually what everybody does. And
Speaker 1: that's how I got in trouble in the first place.
Speaker 1: Is everybody wants a massage. Oh yeah, okay, yeah, So
Speaker 1: did you give David a massage? I did not. Oh
Speaker 1: he kept asking and I declined. So you think that's
Speaker 1: why he's not calling you back because you wouldn't hook
Speaker 1: him up with a free massage up. Well, that's where
Speaker 1: it is my fault, because if I had just said
Speaker 1: massage therapist instead of massage champion, then the situation would
Speaker 1: have been different. And I instead, I opened my big
Speaker 1: mouth and you know I messed it up. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: now you can't be sure, like do people want you
Speaker 1: for you or just because you can massage with the
Speaker 1: best of them. I mean, it's a tough life for
Speaker 1: a celebrity champion like you. I know you guys are
Speaker 1: laughing about it, but it's actually true. Like all my
Speaker 1: friends asked me to give the massages, like on the regular.
Speaker 1: This is what happens to me all the time. So
Speaker 1: on the date when the guy asked for the massage,
Speaker 1: did you get mad at him for asking for the massage? No?
Speaker 1: I didn't get mad the first time. I mean, that's
Speaker 1: a normal thing, and I kind of expected that to happen.
Speaker 1: But then he asked the second time, and then when
Speaker 1: he asked the third time, I was more firm, and
Speaker 1: I was just like, it's not going to happen. Oh okay.
Speaker 1: I could see how that could be taken as a
Speaker 1: different kind of signal, because if I'm on a date
Speaker 1: with someone who is a champion massage therapist, I think like,
Speaker 1: if she likes me, maybe we can flirt a little
Speaker 1: bit about this and she'd be like, well, maybe one
Speaker 1: of these days I'll give you a massage, you know,
Speaker 1: instead of like, no, I'm not touching you. Gross. I
Speaker 1: feel like I screwed up. Maybe I messed it up
Speaker 1: because he was the first guy i'd met in a
Speaker 1: long time their dating app that was actually really cool.
Speaker 1: He's attractive, he had a good personality, like I liked
Speaker 1: his energy. You know, the conversation flowed really well. And
Speaker 1: I think that I screwed up because of this. So,
Speaker 1: I mean, I get that he sounds like a great guy,
Speaker 1: but he sounds like he wanted something for free, and
Speaker 1: you still want to go out with him. Well, I
Speaker 1: understand that because I said this, you know, big deal
Speaker 1: about me being a champion, and I couldn't stop talking
Speaker 1: about the Massage Championship and how you know they judge
Speaker 1: you on five categories like technique and flow and innovation
Speaker 1: and there are people doing different styles and my special style.
Speaker 1: See right there, I'm already turned on. So I could
Speaker 1: see how you'd be on your date, like how that'd
Speaker 1: be frustrating for him. How long has it been since
Speaker 1: you talked to him? It's been over a week now, okay.
Speaker 1: And then at the end of your date, did you
Speaker 1: guys hug or kiss or anything? You know, did was
Speaker 1: there any touching. That's what I want to know. We
Speaker 1: did k you did kiss Yeah, we kissed, so just
Speaker 1: our lips are touching, though, like we didn't like hold
Speaker 1: each other because I didn't want to. Again, I just
Speaker 1: said notes, I didn't want to, you know, cross that line.
Speaker 1: I think it's okay to give the dude if you're
Speaker 1: kissing him, I did threw it up. Well, we don't
Speaker 1: know for sure, so we'll play a song. Come back
Speaker 1: call him. Get your second day update? All right, all right,
Speaker 1: thank you, looking jubil in the morning update. You know
Speaker 1: I've done second Date update segments where I've started off
Speaker 1: with a on air makeout session with our listening audience.
Speaker 1: Yeah that's true. But I've never given an over the
Speaker 1: air massage before, and I think I should do that
Speaker 1: right now in honor of today's Second Date updates. So
Speaker 1: if you're driving right now, I want you to close
Speaker 1: your eyes. Do hi. My name is Spirit and I'll
Speaker 1: be your massage therapist today. Are there any troubled areas
Speaker 1: that you'd like me to focus on? Is amazing right now?
Speaker 1: Your glutes they are rather tied. Okay, I'm going to
Speaker 1: need to get some extra lube to take care of
Speaker 1: your They do not use loube sir. Oh okay, Well
Speaker 1: then I need to have a talk with my massage
Speaker 1: therapist then, because I think that dude might be up
Speaker 1: to something nefarious. But let's talk to Danielle, who's on
Speaker 1: the phone right now for a second date update. She
Speaker 1: is a massage therapist. She's actually a champion massage therapist.
Speaker 1: She actually won a competition that they do in Denmark
Speaker 1: every year. I guess they have a massage championship. And
Speaker 1: she was on her date with a dude named David,
Speaker 1: and she feels like she talked about that a little
Speaker 1: too much and David like asked for a massage because
Speaker 1: he found out she was a champion, and she finally
Speaker 1: told him no, and she feels like maybe she was
Speaker 1: a little too blunt about it, and that's why he's
Speaker 1: not calling her back. So we're about to get him
Speaker 1: on the phone and find out if that is the reason. Danielle,
Speaker 1: you're ready to go, Yeah, I'm ready. We'll dial his
Speaker 1: phone of her right now and we'll find out if
Speaker 1: your hands can wander his body someday. Just call him please, Okay,
Speaker 1: I think she's done with us. Hello, n I speak
Speaker 1: to David please. This is him. Hey, what's up man?
Speaker 1: How are you? This is Jewel from Brook and Jewel
Speaker 1: in the Morning. Who's that Jewbil from Brooke and Jewil
Speaker 1: in the Morning. I'm sorry, there's no Jewel here. I
Speaker 1: think there's a number. I am Jubil and I'm calling
Speaker 1: you David. Oh okay, I don't know what you're talking about,
Speaker 1: but i'm calling you today because we recently got an
Speaker 1: email about you from one of our listeners. Okay, that's
Speaker 1: a little weird. Do you want to know who? Do
Speaker 1: you want to who? Yeah? Do you want to who?
Speaker 1: Do you want to who? He said, yes, Jubil, because
Speaker 1: I know who I do. Okay. Her name is Danielle
Speaker 1: and you actually went out with her on a date.
Speaker 1: Oh I know her? But why would she email you? Well,
Speaker 1: we do a segment on our show it's called the
Speaker 1: Second Date Updates. So you've apparently stopped talking to Danielle
Speaker 1: since your date and she's wondering why. Okay, U a
Speaker 1: little awkward. I guess I don't get it though. Why
Speaker 1: was it awkward? I guess I got a little weird
Speaker 1: vibes from her? You got weird vibes from her. Yeah,
Speaker 1: some red flags came up. Whoa what kind of red flags? Well,
Speaker 1: she said that she was a masseuse. You know, okay,
Speaker 1: m normally that's not a red flag for most people. Well,
Speaker 1: most people are like, okay, cool, that's your job. More
Speaker 1: likely that's like a benefit. I would date a massus
Speaker 1: at a heartbeat? Are you kidding me? I kind of
Speaker 1: took it as like a maybe a euphemism for something else,
Speaker 1: what you know? No, so no, wait, I don't know.
Speaker 1: Could you explain? Well, she was like talking about her job,
Speaker 1: and she's talking about really weird competition that she was
Speaker 1: a part of. This massage competition. Yeah, you're talking about
Speaker 1: the massage championship that I guess they have in Denmark.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you know about that, not until we talked
Speaker 1: to her. So we talked to her a little bit
Speaker 1: about your date and she told us that information. That's
Speaker 1: the first time I've heard it. I had no idea
Speaker 1: that a championship for massage. Yeah, you you believe that?
Speaker 1: What do you mean? Do we believe it? Yeah, massage championship.
Speaker 1: That doesn't sound like fake to you. There's all sorts
Speaker 1: of weird things in this world. I mean, for God's sakes,
Speaker 1: there's like an air guitar championship. But it's odd, but
Speaker 1: doesn't mean that it's not real. How would you even
Speaker 1: judge that it's just the same guy getting a massage
Speaker 1: over and over again. Even think about that? Are you
Speaker 1: telling me you think she's a liar? I mean I
Speaker 1: didn't know if she was lying or not. It was
Speaker 1: just that was like the start of the whole red
Speaker 1: flag segment of the date, and it just got worse
Speaker 1: from there. Oh so there is more stuff you didn't
Speaker 1: believe that she told you. Well, it's not so much sad.
Speaker 1: It's like I asked her a couple of times if
Speaker 1: I can get a massage, and she said that she's
Speaker 1: a massage champion, so it's gonna be two hundred dollars
Speaker 1: for a half hour. Whoa, whoa, dang that pays off. Man. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean something probably comes with that, is what else thinking?
Speaker 1: What do you mean? What do you think that there's
Speaker 1: a happy ending at the end? Is that what you're insinuating? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I wasn't born yesterday. That's that's prostitute talk. Much. You
Speaker 1: went online and went on a date with a prostitute.
Speaker 1: What am I supposed to think. What would you have thought?
Speaker 1: There's a person across the tables from me offering me
Speaker 1: two hundred dollars for half an hour. That sounds like
Speaker 1: a hooker. Whoa, I have something to say here? Weird.
Speaker 1: I can't imagine that you'd have anything to say Danielle.
Speaker 1: What is going on here? Oh that's Danielle. She's actually
Speaker 1: on the other line and wants to talk to you.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. I am not a prostitute. I can't
Speaker 1: believe that's even an argument right now. I don't understand
Speaker 1: how you could think that I was a prostitute. Well,
Speaker 1: you're touching me and you're charging me per hour. I'm
Speaker 1: a massage therapist and that is my feet because I'm
Speaker 1: good at what I do. Okay, I mean you're also
Speaker 1: wearing boop earrings. So I didn't one of the tale
Speaker 1: tale signs. You didn't tell us. You didn't tell us
Speaker 1: that Danielle earrings. Are you serious? Yeah? Seriously, what the
Speaker 1: hell are you even talking about, David? Yeah, you know
Speaker 1: hoop earrings. Like every movie you see, every prostitute has
Speaker 1: hoop earings. It's a preferred earring a profit. They also
Speaker 1: wear high heels and I don't know with girts so hair, Okay,
Speaker 1: you no one out of what David, You're being so
Speaker 1: ridiculous right now. I mean, you want to look at
Speaker 1: my credentials, go google it. This is a real job.
Speaker 1: I'm a real person. There's a lot of escorts out
Speaker 1: there that have websites, so you know, I see, David,
Speaker 1: why are you so hung up on this? I mean,
Speaker 1: do you really think a prostitute would get in touch
Speaker 1: with a radio station to call you to go out
Speaker 1: on a second date? I mean, yeah, I guess that's
Speaker 1: a good point. But you know, there's a girl with
Speaker 1: hoop earrings who's charging me two hundred dollars for a massage.
Speaker 1: I mean, that's just what I'm going to think in
Speaker 1: the moment. Okay, David, I'm ended by this. Okay, sorry,
Speaker 1: that's it, all right, Just sorryogize. I accuse you being
Speaker 1: a prostitute. But David, I know that you probably still
Speaker 1: think that Danielle might be a prostitute. But would you
Speaker 1: like to go out with her on a second date?
Speaker 1: We will pay for it? Oh my gosh, yeah yeah
Speaker 1: I would actually. Oh okay, so you've changed your mind? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, you know, yeah, maybe I will jump into conclusions.
Speaker 1: I guess there's a part of me that thinks, so
Speaker 1: maybe she's not a prostitute. Oh wow, dude, you really
Speaker 1: need to slow down on the sweet talk that you're
Speaker 1: doling out there. Okay, there you go, Danielle, A little
Speaker 1: bit of David thinks that you might not be a prostitute.
Speaker 1: Would you put out I bet you're smooting. Wow, I'm
Speaker 1: so appreciative. So that's it. Yes, Danielle, I mean to
Speaker 1: be honest. I enjoyed everything else about our date, and
Speaker 1: so if he's genuinely reconsidering his assumptions, then why the
Speaker 1: heck not really? Well, yes, he's the time a guy
Speaker 1: that I look for, and you know, we had a
Speaker 1: very great conversation. Otherwise, was very attracted to him, So
Speaker 1: I look forward to proving to him that I am
Speaker 1: a massage therapist and not a hooker. I always look
Speaker 1: for the opposite in my massage therapist. Texting at seven eight,
Speaker 1: five to nine two that says, I think my doctor
Speaker 1: is a prostitute. Broken jewel in the morning, talking about
Speaker 1: today's second date. Update if you missed it, Danielle wanted
Speaker 1: to call this dude named David Danielle as a massage therapist,
Speaker 1: a world champion massage therapist. I didn't even know that
Speaker 1: championships for that, but apparently they do. And anyway, they
Speaker 1: went out on the date. They were talking and because
Speaker 1: she's so good at her job, she charges like two
Speaker 1: hundred bucks an hour to give people massages, and well, David,
Speaker 1: he thought that meant that she's a prostitute. I didn't
Speaker 1: want to call her back. Also, she was wearing hoop earrings,
Speaker 1: which apparently is the preferred earring of prostitutes. Yeah, I mean,
Speaker 1: I didn't know. I feel like he's proposition in a
Speaker 1: lot of women out there that aren't prostitutes. Just if
Speaker 1: he's going and buy hoop bearings alone. So many all
Speaker 1: these ladies are prostitutes these days. They're everywhere at church everywhere. Yeah,
Speaker 1: look at her, she's an accounting So he was convinced
Speaker 1: that because she charges so much per hour, she must
Speaker 1: be a prostitute. And he didn't want to call her back.
Speaker 1: We got her on the phone, they talked a little
Speaker 1: bit and then he was like, well, I guess I
Speaker 1: could go out with you again, because there's part of
Speaker 1: me that thinks that you might not be a prostitute.
Speaker 1: Not fully believing yet, I can't believe that she actually
Speaker 1: agreed to go out with him again. No, that's the
Speaker 1: most shocking part of this whole thing to me. Where
Speaker 1: are our standards at right now? Ladies? She said she
Speaker 1: just wanted to prove to him that she was not
Speaker 1: a prostitute and go out with him again. Ah. Man,
Speaker 1: the dating pool is hard right now, isn't it. Well,
Speaker 1: he definitely guaranteed himself that he's not getting any on
Speaker 1: that day right for a long time. Ever. First, remember,
Speaker 1: if you want to do a second date update, all
Speaker 1: you have to do is email the show and we
Speaker 1: will call the person who didn't call you back. Although
Speaker 1: you already know if you're around somebody who has hoop
Speaker 1: earrings and has a job that charges two hundred buck
Speaker 1: an hour, you know what you're dealing with now since
Speaker 1: this educational experience, and no need to call us. But
Speaker 1: if you send us an email and you want us
Speaker 1: to call the person who didn't call you back, we
Speaker 1: will do that for you. It's broken jewel in the
Speaker 1: morning ninety two point five