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Speaker 1: tap time yea. Or for all our Italian listeners, he's

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Speaker 1: a tie Dad Italian. Put his thumb to his fingers,

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Speaker 1: and today we're pranking a guy who's in his last

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Speaker 1: week working for a restaurant that he's been at for

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Speaker 1: the past seven years. Oh wow, I've been there. So

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Speaker 1: as a parting gift, his co workers wanted me to

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Speaker 1: call and make him as uncomfortable as possible while he's

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Speaker 1: trying to write down a dinner reservation. So this one

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Speaker 1: goes out to John, You're gonna hear in your phone

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Speaker 1: tap right afternoon Tad Mornings on the twenties Restaurant and Lounge.

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Speaker 1: This is John. How can I help you? Hey, John,

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Speaker 1: I was hoping I can make a reservation for tonight.

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Speaker 1: Let me take a look at the book. What time

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Speaker 1: are you thinking? I was thinking around seven forty five

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Speaker 1: seven forty five. Yeah, we can do that. Awesome. What

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Speaker 1: name you could put it under? Anderson's Anderson? Is that

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Speaker 1: going to be A plus one? Two three? It's Anderson

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Speaker 1: plus one Vanderson Anderson, Anderson Anderson Vanderson Anderson with Anderson

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Speaker 1: Anderson Vanderson with a V and then anders Anderson Vanderson Anderson.

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Speaker 1: That's correct, Vanderson Anderson. It was my great great great

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Speaker 1: great grandfather's name. He was a Spanish Viking. Okay, Vanderson Anderson. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: we got you down for seven forty five U plus one?

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Speaker 1: Is there anything else? Actually, yes, if there's any way

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Speaker 1: that you could God, hey, man, you okay, yeah, I'm

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Speaker 1: sorry about that. You okay, what I'm okay? Um, what

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Speaker 1: I was trying to say is, uh, it's it's my

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Speaker 1: wife and ice fifth year anniversary. Heay, congratulations. But it's

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Speaker 1: like something made you scream, right I did scream. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I'm just getting my body waxed as a gift for

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Speaker 1: my wife for tonight. Um, like right now, Hey, I

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Speaker 1: thought you said it was going to be easier. Hey,

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Speaker 1: oh my god. Okay, No, I'm sorry, I'm fine. It's

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Speaker 1: just you know, the missus likes it. Smooth like a pancake.

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Speaker 1: You know, so you do what you gotta do. I

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Speaker 1: know this is none of my business, but I have

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Speaker 1: to ask, why would you be making dinner reservations? Why

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Speaker 1: how you're getting wet? I don't have any other time

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Speaker 1: where I can do this. So, like I was saying,

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Speaker 1: I just want to make tonight really special for my wife.

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Speaker 1: So I'm wondering if over at the restaurant, do you

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Speaker 1: guys have any like saramids show? No? Mother? Whoa that

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Speaker 1: does not sound like fun? Can you just give me

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Speaker 1: just like a warning? Please? Are you talking to man

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Speaker 1: of somebody else? Someone else? To to the waxing lady? Hey? Man,

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Speaker 1: you know you don't have to do this right now.

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Speaker 1: We don't have to do this sout like going down

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Speaker 1: there now? Oh no, no, okay, well just okay, what

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Speaker 1: my hand? Okay? You know, did you guy say? God,

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Speaker 1: you know what? I'm gonna have to go. It's hard

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Speaker 1: for me to hear what's going on except for you.

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Speaker 1: Yell no, please, okay, don't don't hang up, John, I

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Speaker 1: really need tonight to go. Well, okay, just to be

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Speaker 1: completely honest here, my marriage it's been a little bit

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Speaker 1: on the rocks lately, okay, And if tonight doesn't go perfectly,

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Speaker 1: it could be our last anniversary. So please, I'm trying

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Speaker 1: to help you out, man, but I need to be

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Speaker 1: able to understand what you're saying. And if you're yelling

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Speaker 1: and screaming because of the pain you're in, it makes

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Speaker 1: it difficult for me to do that. So can I

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Speaker 1: just do one more thing? Can I get a bottle

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Speaker 1: a ship pain? Yo? This I'm gonna tell you for real,

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Speaker 1: this is a cussing me out listening to you, and

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Speaker 1: it's taking me over the edge. I gotta god hurt.

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Speaker 1: I am definitely gonna feel that one tonight. You guys, Oh,

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Speaker 1: thanks for sure. Do you have any band aids at

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Speaker 1: the restaurant? Band aids? Really talking about bandaids because you

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Speaker 1: things are not going well for you. You're having some

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Speaker 1: serious damage over there. No, no, okay, just just just

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Speaker 1: do it. Just go fi god, Mamo number five, dude,

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Speaker 1: just stop. I'm not doing this anymore. Oh, I'm hanging

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Speaker 1: up now. What should I call back later and tell

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Speaker 1: you this is a praying phone call? Or do you

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Speaker 1: want me to tell you now what I'm saying? I'm kidding, man,

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Speaker 1: This is actually jeff from the radio show Broken Jeffrey

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Speaker 1: in the Morning. I'm doing a phone tapp. You're not

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Speaker 1: in a whack nice right now. It's all a joke. Dude.

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Speaker 1: Your co worker Mike set you up for a prank

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Speaker 1: call mother. He told us your last week's coming up

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Speaker 1: at the restaurant, so we wanted to screw with you

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Speaker 1: before you left. Dude. Wait wait, wait, they're gonna do

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Speaker 1: my nipples. I came off. It came off, dude, those

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Speaker 1: were your nipples. That was your with all that screen

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Speaker 1: the week up every morning with phone taps weekday mornings

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Speaker 1: on the twenties, Broken Jeffrey in the Morning,