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Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frame Mornings on the twenties. Hello,

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Speaker 1: I'm ready to build for you.

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Speaker 2: Hello? Hello?

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Speaker 1: Is this Freddy? M? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: This is Freddy?

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Speaker 1: Was it Freddy? I like that name. It reminds me

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Speaker 1: of a character from a movie series that I liked

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Speaker 1: a lot and nightmares. And I'm sorry, I probably get

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Speaker 1: that a lot, don't you, Freddy?

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Speaker 2: Who is it?

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Speaker 1: Oh? I'm sorry I didn't introduce myself. My name is

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Speaker 1: Juniper and I'm calling from Aikia, the Swedish furniture website.

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Speaker 1: I'm the one that's going to be assembling your furniture today, okay,

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Speaker 1: and I'm very excited to get to work.

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Speaker 2: You're from Ikea.

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Speaker 1: Yes, the furniture is simply that you ordered.

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Speaker 2: All right, what time are you supposed to be at

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Speaker 2: my house?

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Speaker 1: Well, it said three o'clock this afternoon, but I'm prepared

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Speaker 1: to start whenever you need me. I brought my own cutlery.

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Speaker 2: Cutlery what what? Why do you need cutlory to assemble furniture?

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Speaker 1: Well, to open the boxes. I'm assuming you haven't opened

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Speaker 1: the boxes yet. I hope not.

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Speaker 2: No, I have not white cutlery. Why not like a

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Speaker 2: box knife?

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Speaker 1: I like to cut the boxes open myself and lay

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Speaker 1: the wood out and let it breathe for a while.

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Speaker 2: Dude, I don't know why do you sound like that?

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Speaker 1: Like?

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Speaker 2: Are you okay?

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Speaker 1: Oh? I'm great? Do what I love Every single day

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Speaker 1: I get to put together mom?

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Speaker 2: Is this how you talk? Is this how you talk?

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Speaker 2: Or are you like there starting to freak me out? Oh?

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Speaker 1: I don't know why you're freaked out. I just I'm

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Speaker 1: letting you know that I'm available whenever you need me

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Speaker 1: to begin work. I just have to get myself out

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Speaker 1: of the box first and then I'll get started.

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Speaker 2: Hold up, what do you mean out of the box?

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Speaker 1: It's it's just a term that I use for getting

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Speaker 1: started on taking all the furniture out of the boxes

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Speaker 1: and piecing them together in your living room or wherever

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Speaker 1: you want me to be. Sometimes it's very frustrating putting

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Speaker 1: together that furniture, isn't it. Sometimes people get angry when

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Speaker 1: they put it together. I've seen that before.

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Speaker 2: Dude.

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Speaker 3: I don't know if you're on drugs or what your

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Speaker 3: problem is, but I'm calling Ika right now. I do

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Speaker 3: not want you anywhere near my house. I don't want

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Speaker 3: you touching my furniture. I don't want you. I don't

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Speaker 3: want you doing anything that has to do with me.

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Speaker 3: I'm calling them right now, and I'm canceling everything. I

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Speaker 3: will put together my own furniture. I don't care how

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Speaker 3: frustrating it is. But my man, you are not gay

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Speaker 3: getting inside my house. You are not coming to my house.

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Speaker 1: Okay, So should I exit the property? Then? If you

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Speaker 1: don't want me to be putting together, you.

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Speaker 2: Mean should you exit the property? What the hell does

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Speaker 2: that mean? Are you in my house?

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Speaker 1: Will? The boxes were delivered yesterday?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, the boxes were delivered. They're in my house.

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Speaker 1: Yes?

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Speaker 2: What the so you're saying? Are you in one of

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Speaker 2: the boxes that was.

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Speaker 1: Delivered, Will? Yes? I thought it'd be a surprise for you.

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Speaker 2: But surprise you. Damn right, it's a surprise.

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Speaker 1: If you don't want me to put together your furniture,

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Speaker 1: I can cut myself out using my sharp knives.

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Speaker 3: No, I'm gonna call the police right now, Right now,

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Speaker 3: you're all I'm pressing charges.

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Speaker 2: I'm calling IKEA. Holy, are you in my house right now?

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Speaker 1: If you call Ikea, you may have to give them

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Speaker 1: a different name because they might not know my name.

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Speaker 2: Holy. Right now, I'm calling the cops. I'm gonna hang

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Speaker 2: up right now.

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Speaker 4: Freddy, this is actually Jebel from the Jewbel Show doing

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Speaker 4: a phone brank on you and your girlfriend.

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Speaker 1: Casey. Set you up, good book. It's a joke.

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Speaker 4: She said that you guys got some my Kia boxes

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Speaker 4: the other day and we're waiting for a furniture as

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Speaker 4: simply person to call you and she wanted to freak

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Speaker 4: you out.

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Speaker 1: Wake up every morning with Jubile Phone Franks weekday mornings

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Speaker 1: on the twenties,