Speaker 1: Breaking news. It's a double show. This is actually crazy.
Speaker 1: NASA has confirmed that aliens have made contacts.
Speaker 2: Stop. Oh, that's cool.
Speaker 1: According to USA Today dot Com, NASA has received a
Speaker 1: coded transmission from Proxima Centauri B from the nearby Alpha
Speaker 1: Centauri galaxy. What yeah, And they said that early translation
Speaker 1: of the code from the interstellar neighbors seems to be
Speaker 1: offering to trade Earth valuable technology secrets in exchange for
Speaker 1: being able to use our Netflix passwords.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh that doesn't make sense. See how easy it
Speaker 2: is to create fake news? What was that galaxy? Again?
Speaker 1: That's why you need to be prepared, and we'll see
Speaker 1: how good you are deciphering what's real news and what's
Speaker 1: fake news in a segment we call real news or
Speaker 1: fake News, where I read a news headline from the
Speaker 1: week and then you have to guess if it's real
Speaker 1: or fake. Coming up right after this, it's a jubal show.
Speaker 1: Quties experts have revealed. Does this sound like duck quack?
Speaker 1: It's forty more calmon than classical music. I can see that.
Speaker 1: Actually it's actually fake news. Oh wow, I just made
Speaker 1: that up, but it is.
Speaker 3: For me.
Speaker 1: It's the Jewel Show and it's time for real news
Speaker 1: or fake news. I read a news headline and you
Speaker 1: have to guess whether it's real or fake to see
Speaker 1: how good you are at spotting fake news that's out there. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's always fun because the stories are ridiculous, and sometimes
Speaker 1: you're like, that's actually that actually happened.
Speaker 2: Oh Florida makes sense?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, So here's the headline. You tell me
Speaker 1: if it's real or fake. NASA is installing Internet on
Speaker 1: the Moon real, that's real.
Speaker 4: I would have say installing We've barely been able to.
Speaker 4: I mean, we're there, but like I don't know elon Musk,
Speaker 4: I don't know. That's just my logic.
Speaker 5: I think this makes sense logically because if we're trying
Speaker 5: to do more stuff at the Space station and all
Speaker 5: that stuff, it might be nice to have a little
Speaker 5: Internet on the moon. Ski we got the star stuff
Speaker 5: rolling through. I say, this is real. News is real,
Speaker 5: that's a really story. Yeah, it's really happening. NASA will
Speaker 5: be building a four G network on the moon.
Speaker 6: Telling me that.
Speaker 4: NASA is gonna have Wi Fi on the Moon, but
Speaker 4: I can barely get it in my apartment here.
Speaker 7: I'm trying to.
Speaker 8: Watch the Netflix are exactly streaming let me watch Netflix
Speaker 8: up there.
Speaker 1: That's a bad idea. You're going to finally get people
Speaker 1: up there working and they're just gonna be on their
Speaker 1: phones watching Netflix about stories on Earth and complaining about
Speaker 1: the buffering.
Speaker 2: Real news or fake news.
Speaker 1: You need to be prepared for all the fake news
Speaker 1: that's out there, So see how good you are guessing these.
Speaker 1: A university banned the use of capital letters to avoid
Speaker 1: scaring students.
Speaker 8: That's fake. I'm going to go with reeal on that one.
Speaker 8: What I don't know, we're so like, you know, soft
Speaker 8: with that.
Speaker 2: Can I ask a follow up question?
Speaker 7: Yes?
Speaker 2: Pretty sure? Was this university in the United States? Yes,
Speaker 2: it's a real it's actually fake.
Speaker 1: That could be, but it's kind of based on a
Speaker 1: real story, some real guidance given by a university. It
Speaker 1: doesn't mention what university was misreported to seem more dramatic.
Speaker 1: So apparently somewhere out there they are worried about students
Speaker 1: being scared off by capitol letters a little bit enough
Speaker 1: to do something where someone was like, what, let's write
Speaker 1: a story about that.
Speaker 8: Well, if you remember, Kanye West always used to like
Speaker 8: tweet or x everything out in all caps, and that's
Speaker 8: kind of what it started with, are you yelling at me?
Speaker 2: Because he was constantly yelling at all of it.
Speaker 1: I type in all caps on my computer here at work,
Speaker 1: in my documents and stuff I'm getting ready for the
Speaker 1: segments and things like that, just because I don't because
Speaker 1: I'm gonna rush a lot of time trying to type quickly,
Speaker 1: So I just leave the cathlock on. But when I
Speaker 1: have to respond in like Microsoft teams to somebody, I'm like,
Speaker 1: they think I'm yelling at them. Send an email real quick,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, oh, I didn't turn the caps lock off.
Speaker 1: It looks like I'm shouting at everybody.
Speaker 2: Do that to me once and I came back in
Speaker 2: and was like, am I in trouble? And You're like,
Speaker 2: know why? And I was like, because you put her
Speaker 2: in caps? Man, Like see a.
Speaker 1: Real story, real or fake? You see if you can
Speaker 1: guess if these headlines are real news or fake news,
Speaker 1: so you can be prepared. Eight year old girl pulls
Speaker 1: a medieval sword from lake.
Speaker 2: Oh that's real. I don't know who did it, but
Speaker 2: someone dropped it down there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is the one I want to call FAKEA
Speaker 1: says fake I say it's real because I just want
Speaker 1: it to be so real.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it is real. Yeah, that is very dangerous or
Speaker 2: her parents.
Speaker 1: A couple in California named a baby with an emoji.
Speaker 2: Mmmm.
Speaker 8: Is that a real news story or a fake news story?
Speaker 8: I want to say real, but I think it's illegal. Well,
Speaker 8: I'm going to say real, but I'm.
Speaker 4: Going to say it's a week. I don't think you
Speaker 4: can do that. Yeah, you can't name your kid satan
Speaker 4: or be an emoji.
Speaker 2: Wait what that's what you can Somebody did that one
Speaker 2: time and they told they couldn't write. Yeah. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: this country, and it's actually illegal. It's like on a document.
Speaker 5: It really Well, then I hope this is real because
Speaker 5: this is America, where you can do anything you want
Speaker 5: so long as it doesn't hurt somebody else.
Speaker 2: Freest country in the world if you ask us. Yep, absolutely.
Speaker 3: Right.
Speaker 2: This story is completely made up. It's fake.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the ternal news I made that up, but you
Speaker 1: could see that being a real source.
Speaker 2: I bet you. Somebody has tried to name their baby
Speaker 2: in emoji.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 8: I think they'll get in trouble, but like, how much
Speaker 8: trouble would they get in trouble?
Speaker 2: Like worth the attempt.
Speaker 5: Trouble or no, they make you fill out all the
Speaker 5: forms again, which is probably the worst punish.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it's real news or fake news. See if
Speaker 1: you can guess if the headline is real news or
Speaker 1: fake news. German street covered in chocolate after leak from
Speaker 1: chocolate factory. That fake, I mean, how perfect if it's
Speaker 1: in Germany? Sounds fake to me.
Speaker 8: I wanted to be real like that just is like
Speaker 8: Willy Wonka, You're swimming down a chocolate river. You know,
Speaker 8: I'm so off today. I'm gonna say real because I
Speaker 8: wish it was. I know that could be real.
Speaker 4: If a chocolate factory accidentally, like some one punches a
Speaker 4: hole in the tank.
Speaker 2: That can be real. Okay, Victoria says real, but he's red.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna say false.
Speaker 5: And this is part of the propaganda machine to get
Speaker 5: us to think more about Germany.
Speaker 2: Okay, I thought Willie Wonko their own. It's a real
Speaker 2: news story.
Speaker 1: Amazing, delicious, wasteful, delicious accident actually really happened. A ton
Speaker 1: of chocolate was leaked from a chocolate factory in Western
Speaker 1: and covering all of the pavement in chocolate.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, you can't eat that though, right, why not?
Speaker 2: I'd be out there with the ski or and some strawberries. Yeah,
Speaker 2: just like getting some later in licking up the streets.
Speaker 1: Whoa, the streets are covered in chocolate.
Speaker 10: In sight.
Speaker 2: Thing that would make this would.
Speaker 9: Streets of chocolate.
Speaker 2: O my goodness, I love Germany. It's another Jeubile phone
Speaker 2: frame Mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 11: Hello.
Speaker 2: Yes, hello, it's Tarbor and I'm ready to paint. How
Speaker 2: are you?
Speaker 3: I'm fine?
Speaker 6: What is this about?
Speaker 1: My name is Tarbor, and I'm the customer service artist
Speaker 1: from Mobile that is going to help you with your
Speaker 1: problem today.
Speaker 7: Are you're very customer service artist?
Speaker 9: Got it?
Speaker 12: Okay?
Speaker 13: Yes?
Speaker 1: See, customer service is an art form, and unfortunately it
Speaker 1: sounds like you've been on the phone with a lot
Speaker 1: of other of our customer service representatives who don't take
Speaker 1: it as serious as I do. So I'm ready to
Speaker 1: help you out because I know that there's been a
Speaker 1: lingering issue.
Speaker 14: Yeah, there's a lingering issue.
Speaker 1: Yes, I see slingering disarray in your cosmic balance.
Speaker 6: Yes, just this cell phone plan and I just the
Speaker 6: last two.
Speaker 14: People I talked to you said that they would get
Speaker 14: it resolved.
Speaker 1: I just want your frustration is vibrating me with an
Speaker 1: unsettling frequency.
Speaker 14: Okay, is there like an or could we.
Speaker 1: I feel tension in your I feel tension and discourse
Speaker 1: in your words?
Speaker 2: Is that correct?
Speaker 14: I feel like there's another why on my plan that
Speaker 14: I didn't ask for and I'm paying seventy dollars a
Speaker 14: month for and three.
Speaker 6: People told me I was gonna have it resolved.
Speaker 14: I can't afford seventy dollars every month for something that's don't.
Speaker 2: Even supposed to be honest there, Yes, I'm gonna be honest.
Speaker 1: I haven't listened to a word you've said because I've
Speaker 1: been trying to gauge your energy and try to figure
Speaker 1: out exactly how I'm going to attack this masterpiece that
Speaker 1: we're going to be created.
Speaker 14: You're okay, you're a customer service representative, You're not.
Speaker 6: A st artist.
Speaker 1: I well, okay, I'm gonna have to disagree with you
Speaker 1: there respectfully, because, like I said, I take this seriously,
Speaker 1: and I'm an artist at what I do. And I
Speaker 1: know that by the time we're off the phone, you'll
Speaker 1: be wowed and amazed at the masterpiece that I've created
Speaker 1: for you.
Speaker 2: So what's the problem again?
Speaker 14: The problem is that you haven't listened to more than
Speaker 14: I've said the whole time.
Speaker 3: But I've got this extra phone line as.
Speaker 1: I could understand you problem, or if you painted it
Speaker 1: for me, the picture of your problem, please.
Speaker 14: The picture of my problem is there is an extra
Speaker 14: phone line on my plan that costs seventy dollars a month.
Speaker 14: Three people have told me that they will fix it,
Speaker 14: and nobody is and now you're painting with me.
Speaker 1: My technique can be a little avant garde for people,
Speaker 1: for sure, definitely, I know so. I'm sure you have
Speaker 1: not had a customer service experience like this before, but
Speaker 1: when you're done, it will be the most amazing customer
Speaker 1: service experience you've ever had.
Speaker 2: Now, please tell me what's your problem again?
Speaker 14: You technically right now are my problem. But there's an
Speaker 14: extra line on my account that crossed seventy dollars that
Speaker 14: I didn't ask for.
Speaker 6: I didn't want it.
Speaker 3: I didn't ask for an artist. I just asked for
Speaker 3: that to be taken off my bill.
Speaker 14: I didn't want to be dealing.
Speaker 1: I've got it, I've got it. I've got it. We'll
Speaker 1: call this called cross lines.
Speaker 3: No call it, take the line off.
Speaker 1: I think there's a little too on the nose. Don't
Speaker 1: you take the line off? I think cross lines would
Speaker 1: work better because the lines aren't actually cross. You have
Speaker 1: an extra line on your account for some reason, the
Speaker 1: charging you seventy dollars. But the cross would be that
Speaker 1: you're upset about it. You get it, your cross cross lines.
Speaker 6: I did not ask for this. I'm not just cross,
Speaker 6: I'm hit.
Speaker 1: When they look back at this phone call in history
Speaker 1: and art classes and things like that, I think cross
Speaker 1: lines would be more powerful because we were like, where's
Speaker 1: he going with this?
Speaker 2: What is he going to do? And then they'll discovery.
Speaker 3: Care what you're gonna do. Nobody's going to replay this
Speaker 3: phone call.
Speaker 14: In any art class, and in fact it was any class.
Speaker 14: Becaustomer services to show you I'll not to do your job.
Speaker 14: It takes a paint brush and you show it up
Speaker 14: here and get your manager on the line right now.
Speaker 1: Oh that would be a move. Nobody would see that coming.
Speaker 1: A paint brush right up there.
Speaker 2: I love it. You're a genius.
Speaker 6: Well get up there for all.
Speaker 1: Hey Ellen, this is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show
Speaker 1: doing a phone brank on you and your husband set
Speaker 1: you up. Well, what he said that you've been having
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Speaker 1: the customer service artists today You're like not, no, yeah, no,
Speaker 1: your husband just wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 14: Okay, all right, well I guess I could make another
Speaker 14: phone plone and you know, my my husband's gonna take
Speaker 14: that paint brush and you.
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Speaker 5: didn't make up how much it's worth. But thankfully we've
Speaker 5: all agreed that just keeps going up.
Speaker 3: I know.
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Speaker 1: At one point human were cave people, right, and I'm
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Speaker 5: It's like the paper clip thing, right, Remember the guy
Speaker 5: who took a paper clip and he traded it and
Speaker 5: traded it and.
Speaker 2: Traded it and got a house. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, just you got to convince the other person what
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Speaker 8: So the side of the bed that you sleep on
Speaker 8: actually says a lot about what the energy is that
Speaker 8: you put out. There is this new study that talks
Speaker 8: about how the right and the left side of the
Speaker 8: beds both symbolize your masculine and your feminine energy. So
Speaker 8: if you're staring at your bed and you sleep on
Speaker 8: the left side of it. That supposed to be feminine energy,
Speaker 8: and then the other side is your masculine energy. So
Speaker 8: basically what it's saying is that's how you show up
Speaker 8: in the world. So if you need maybe let's say
Speaker 8: your masculine energy, because you need to be more aggressive
Speaker 8: or forward in a situation, then you should be sleeping
Speaker 8: on the right side of the bed. If you want
Speaker 8: to be more on your feminine you should be sleeping
Speaker 8: on the left. And this is looking at the bed
Speaker 8: looking out right. He's looking at the bed.
Speaker 4: I feel like I normally sleep on the right side,
Speaker 4: but it's because my power chords are on the right side.
Speaker 2: So like, yeah, because that's a very manly decision.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're powerful and you're masculine.
Speaker 2: I sleep in the middle. So oh that's a good point.
Speaker 2: Well then you're slid right down in the middle.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 8: In interesting you know, if you like have a partner,
Speaker 8: then it's like, excuse me, we got to switch sides
Speaker 8: tonight because I need to be masculine tomorrow scoom.
Speaker 2: Things aren't working like they normally do. Maybe if I
Speaker 2: get on the right side, I don't ask why, I'll.
Speaker 8: Just on the right I mean to think about you
Speaker 8: can test out the theory, see how it goes, and
Speaker 8: let us know.
Speaker 2: And always have a headache when she sleeps on that
Speaker 2: side of it.
Speaker 8: And lastly, speaking of masculine, eighty percent of men now
Speaker 8: believe that AI girlfriends could replace the real thing.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, what right?
Speaker 6: So?
Speaker 8: I guess there's all kinds of Are you guys getting
Speaker 8: pop up ads for apps that are getting you to
Speaker 8: get fake girlfriends?
Speaker 9: Which side of them on?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 1: Anyway, I haven't started receiving those yet, but I'm sure
Speaker 1: at some point it's coming. Because when you're a dude
Speaker 1: on the internet or using anything and you're bombarded with
Speaker 1: things like that for whatever reason, even if you don't
Speaker 1: look it up, it's just all of a sudden, you're
Speaker 1: because you looked at shaving it. Oh your email addresses
Speaker 1: associated with like, well, you won't chicks as well.
Speaker 2: The logic makes sense.
Speaker 8: So because of that, now eighty percent of men are
Speaker 8: been curious and have been digging into those apps, creating
Speaker 8: relationships and chatting with these people. Now they think all
Speaker 8: around that they can the girlfriends can be replaced.
Speaker 2: How big is that study? Eighty percent of men? I
Speaker 2: mean This is a new survey of two thousand men.
Speaker 5: So out of two thousand men, eighty percent of those
Speaker 5: in cells want an AI girlfriend.
Speaker 2: That essentially what we're talking about. Yep, and even eighty.
Speaker 8: One percent said they'd even consider marrying one if it
Speaker 8: were legal.
Speaker 2: What honestly, this is what. Go marry your fate girlfriend.
Speaker 9: Take yourself right out.
Speaker 7: Yeah, that.
Speaker 1: I will did because she doesn't talk, she doesn't act
Speaker 1: up like you, and she respects me.
Speaker 2: That's what.
Speaker 1: Bro, I wouldn't have to cheat on you who were
Speaker 1: more like AI. You pushed it into the arms of AIO.
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Speaker 1: Lennon is on the phone today for a first Day
Speaker 1: follow up and he's getting ghosted by a woman. So
Speaker 1: we're about to call Kate in a little while and
Speaker 1: see if she'll tell us why she's ghosting him and
Speaker 1: maybe get him another date if he still wants one.
Speaker 1: But first, Landon, thanks for coming on the show man.
Speaker 1: How long has it been since you heard from Kate?
Speaker 11: Hey, it's been like a week. I don't know what's
Speaker 11: going on.
Speaker 2: How many times have you tried to reach out to.
Speaker 11: Her in that week like once a day. Honestly.
Speaker 8: Okay, so you're thinking she's somebody special. Why don't we
Speaker 8: go back a little bit and talk about her. So,
Speaker 8: how was your date with her?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 11: It was amazing. So my cousin owns the wine restaurant
Speaker 11: and we went there and I'll be just got wine
Speaker 11: flights and meals and we slowed dance in the middle
Speaker 11: of the restaurant. Everyone was watching, everyone clacked for us.
Speaker 11: It was really something else. I knew she was a
Speaker 11: bit shy, and honestly, you know, that's kind of my type.
Speaker 11: I love the shy girls, and I was excited to
Speaker 11: get her out of this, get her out of her shell.
Speaker 11: That's I love doing that. That's I love to like
Speaker 11: just bring the shy girls out showing the world, show
Speaker 11: them what they're missing. You know, we had so much food,
Speaker 11: and since it was my cousin, he even gave us
Speaker 11: like a dessert sample afterward. It was like a four
Speaker 11: hour meal. It was amazing.
Speaker 2: Okay, this sounds like a dream or hours. I'll love
Speaker 2: to eat like that.
Speaker 11: But then we haven't spoken for a week since I
Speaker 11: really don't know what's going on.
Speaker 2: What happened at the end of y'all's date, Like, how
Speaker 2: did it end?
Speaker 11: Yeah, so it ended with a kiss, which I'm pretty
Speaker 11: proud of. But we haven't spoken since. No texting, no call, nothing, nothing.
Speaker 2: Do you think it's because she's shy? I mean, you
Speaker 2: did say she was a shy girl.
Speaker 11: That's my leading theory. Maybe she's just better in person
Speaker 11: than texting.
Speaker 2: Did anything else happen on the date besides.
Speaker 11: The dancing and the kiss. She seemed really into me.
Speaker 11: She laughed at all my jokes as she ate. I mean,
Speaker 11: she's teat, but she can really eat, and I'm just
Speaker 11: comfortable like a lyric and a song, she could really eat.
Speaker 2: I like it. Do you think maybe it was your kiss?
Speaker 11: Well, I mean speaking of too good, I mean the
Speaker 11: way that we dance together. I mean I felt like
Speaker 11: it could translate to the bedrooms, you.
Speaker 2: Know what I mean? Yeah, like you could dance in
Speaker 2: the bedroom too. You can put on music.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I know, I know what you mean.
Speaker 11: But then, like, I can't figure out why I'm being ghosted.
Speaker 11: You know, it's just maybe I can't figure out how
Speaker 11: I messed up. Maybe she felt pressure to eat so
Speaker 11: much because I'm a big foodie, you know.
Speaker 7: Just yeah, maybe she won't say anything.
Speaker 8: Yeah, maybe because you know how like people you'll like,
Speaker 8: they want to keep up with drinking. Oh so maybe
Speaker 8: it's the same idea with Booth if there's.
Speaker 11: Yeah, she didn't want to say anything about her, maybe
Speaker 11: I don't want to eat, but he's a foodie. So yeah,
Speaker 11: she just quietly just went along with it.
Speaker 2: All right, Well, we'll see if we can figure it
Speaker 2: out for you, man.
Speaker 1: We'll play a song come Back, and then call her
Speaker 1: see she'll tell us why she's ghosting you and maybe
Speaker 1: get you another date.
Speaker 7: Okay, okay, thank you so much.
Speaker 2: All right, we play a song come Back, get your
Speaker 2: first day follow up next.
Speaker 1: Right in the middle of your first date follow up
Speaker 1: if you're just joining us, Landon is on the phone
Speaker 1: and he's getting ghosted by Kate.
Speaker 2: It's been about a week.
Speaker 1: He hasn't heard anything from her, and we're about to
Speaker 1: call her, get her on the phone and see if
Speaker 1: she'll tell us why she's ghosting him and maybe get
Speaker 1: him another day. But first, Landon, why don't you refresh
Speaker 1: everybody's memory before we call her? Tell us about your date.
Speaker 11: Yeah, so we went to my Cousin's wine restaurant, drink
Speaker 11: a lot, et a lot, dance in front of everyone.
Speaker 7: They applauded for us.
Speaker 11: It was really fun and it was a kiss, and
Speaker 11: I haven't heard from her since.
Speaker 2: And she's petite and can eat. All right, Well, you
Speaker 2: ready to go? You're ready to call her?
Speaker 11: Yeah, let's do it.
Speaker 2: Okay, here we go. Hello, Hi, I'm asking to Kate.
Speaker 2: Please Kate. Hi, how are you? My name is Jewbell
Speaker 2: and I'm on a radio show called The Jewel Show.
Speaker 2: What's up?
Speaker 4: Kate?
Speaker 2: Whole Show's here? I'm Nina Hi, and I'm Victoria.
Speaker 3: Hi.
Speaker 9: How are you?
Speaker 3: I'm good? So I'm sorry. This is a you guys
Speaker 3: are on the radio.
Speaker 2: Yes, and we're calling you because we got an email about.
Speaker 11: You about me? Okay.
Speaker 2: We do a segment on the show. It's called the
Speaker 2: First eight follow Up.
Speaker 1: That's where if you go out with someone and then
Speaker 1: end up ghosting them, that person can us to get
Speaker 1: you on the phone and ask why you're ghosting?
Speaker 3: Oh, okay, means we.
Speaker 2: Got an email about you because you're ghosting someone. Yeah.
Speaker 2: His name is Landon, and Landon really liked you and
Speaker 2: wants to know why you're ghosting and would you mind
Speaker 2: telling us?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean Landon is a great guy. I had
Speaker 3: a great time on our date. You know, I really
Speaker 3: liked him, and you know, it was a really fun night,
Speaker 3: different than most dates I've gone on, and it was
Speaker 3: just really great. But you know, I just think we
Speaker 3: I don't know, I think we just want different things
Speaker 3: and I just have to protect myself from that.
Speaker 2: I think, Okay, what does that mean?
Speaker 3: You know, I just want to protect my heart. I
Speaker 3: think that Landon, you know, he was kind of talking
Speaker 3: about how he's not really ready for a relationship and
Speaker 3: he's looking more for like a romantic sensual experience, not
Speaker 3: really like a full blown commitment. And you know, that's fine,
Speaker 3: but I really want romance and experiences, but I want
Speaker 3: to build something with someone. You know, I'm not in
Speaker 3: a huge rush to be in a relationship, but I
Speaker 3: don't really feel comfortable with like the non committal mentality personally.
Speaker 2: Did you guys have that conversation like he said that
Speaker 2: to you.
Speaker 3: I mean, he had said that he just wants like
Speaker 3: romantic experiences, but he had said he wasn't really looking
Speaker 3: for like a full blown commitment, which is you know,
Speaker 3: I get it. I had a great time on our date.
Speaker 3: I didn't think that's what our date was for until
Speaker 3: we met.
Speaker 6: I thought we were looking.
Speaker 3: For the same thing. So I was like taken off guard.
Speaker 3: But you know, everyone's looking for what they're looking for,
Speaker 3: and even though we had a fun time, it's just
Speaker 3: we're both looking for different things.
Speaker 11: It's not the right time and place.
Speaker 2: Well, good for you knowing exactly what you want.
Speaker 11: Thank you.
Speaker 2: Kate Lennon is actually on the phone listening and wants
Speaker 2: to talk to you.
Speaker 3: What a kay, Hi.
Speaker 11: I didn't realize we were on such different paths. We
Speaker 11: had such a good time. I thought it was going well.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, we had a great time. I mean, it's
Speaker 3: definitely a date I'll never forget. It was really fun.
Speaker 3: I really enjoyed myself. I enjoyed getting to know you.
Speaker 3: It's just I think, you know, our path in life
Speaker 3: is just different right now.
Speaker 11: Oh well, that's the shame. I've kind of wish you
Speaker 11: would have answered my text. We could talk about this.
Speaker 11: I mean, I'm open to discussion.
Speaker 2: Well then is that true, Landon? Are you not open
Speaker 2: to relationship?
Speaker 7: Well?
Speaker 11: Yeah, I mean, honestly, I am just looking for something
Speaker 11: casual right now, but I thought she was on the
Speaker 11: same page. We never discussed it, but yeah, maybe, I mean,
Speaker 11: if the timing is right, in the future, we could
Speaker 11: hopefully get back together and make this work. What do
Speaker 11: you think?
Speaker 3: I mean, I really enjoyed meeting with you. I think
Speaker 3: you're very attractive, and you know, we laughed a lot.
Speaker 3: Maybe in the future, you know, if I'm available, we
Speaker 3: could definitely try again. You know, it's just timing right now,
Speaker 3: it doesn't seem like it's on our side.
Speaker 11: That's all, okay, Well, like what do I have to
Speaker 11: do to make you say yes?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 11: What do you need?
Speaker 3: You know what? That's funny. I just honestly, you're wonderful.
Speaker 3: I had a great time with you. It's just that
Speaker 3: I am looking for something a little more, you know,
Speaker 3: not so much a commitment, you know, commitment with the
Speaker 3: right person, but not something as loose as I guess
Speaker 3: what you're looking for, just like, you know, experiences, life experiences.
Speaker 3: I've had a lot of life experience, and you know
Speaker 3: I'm ready to put that life experience to you. So
Speaker 3: there's I mean, I had a great time. I loved
Speaker 3: your cousin's restaurant. The wine was great, the food was amazing.
Speaker 3: I mean, I had the best time. It's just it's
Speaker 3: don't want something super casual right now?
Speaker 8: Landon, do you think that you're wanting something casual? Is
Speaker 8: kind of like your defense mechanism too, because it sounds
Speaker 8: like you really like Kate, you keep trying to get
Speaker 8: to the law.
Speaker 2: I feel like Caline.
Speaker 8: I mean, I know, I'm just it's something to ask yourself.
Speaker 8: You know, if you just say whoever you hang out
Speaker 8: with is casual, then you're protecting your heart too and
Speaker 8: not really putting yourself out there.
Speaker 11: I didn't realize I was signing up for a therapy
Speaker 11: session here, Bill. Yeah, you know what I think you
Speaker 11: may have something to is my previous relationship. Now that
Speaker 11: I think about it, things just went too quickly, and
Speaker 11: I think the year I just wanted to take things
Speaker 11: more casual. It's time not really look for a commitment yet.
Speaker 2: What if you replace the word casual was slow?
Speaker 11: Yeah, that's that's a good observation there.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, but we say this all the time. We
Speaker 2: are therapists adjacent.
Speaker 3: I definitely would prefer someone who more sure on themselves,
Speaker 3: like if you need to experience things to you know,
Speaker 3: feel like you'll be a better partner in the future.
Speaker 3: I mean, that's your path, that's your choice. Like I said,
Speaker 3: I've I've had these experiences and I have a pretty
Speaker 3: clear idea of what I want and what I'm looking
Speaker 3: for and how I want to be treated. And you know,
Speaker 3: I just I want to be a little bit more
Speaker 3: you know, important, than just something casual that's you know,
Speaker 3: not going anywhere, because because I'm looking for something that's
Speaker 3: going to go somewhere.
Speaker 2: Hey, would you like to go on another day with
Speaker 2: land and we'll pay for it?
Speaker 3: No, I don't think so right now. Nothing against land
Speaker 3: In land In You're wonderful Again. I had the best time, honestly,
Speaker 3: probably one of my top, like top dates ever. It
Speaker 3: was really like dancing in the restaurant and the people
Speaker 3: like it's stuff out of movies. That was incredible. It's
Speaker 3: just again, I just want something a little bit more serious.
Speaker 3: It's going to go somewhere or ideally go somewhere like
Speaker 3: I felt the deep connection with you, so I would
Speaker 3: not want something casual. But if in the future you
Speaker 3: figure out what you're looking for, and if I happen
Speaker 3: to still be available, you know, you're.
Speaker 11: Not my number. Yeah, let's just keep in touch. We'll
Speaker 11: text back and forth and stay on each other's radars.
Speaker 2: Ju Will's first date follow up, Good morning, Can I
Speaker 2: take your order?
Speaker 3: Am I going as tall?
Speaker 9: Tize had a large black coffee? Large black cock? Do
Speaker 9: you mean Aventi? No? I mean large? He means Aventi? Yeah,
Speaker 9: the biggest funny Venti is large, no vent is twenty
Speaker 9: Danny large is large.
Speaker 2: In fact, the call is large and grande is Spanish
Speaker 2: for large.
Speaker 9: Venti's the only one that doesn't mean large. It's also
Speaker 9: the only one that's Italian. Congratulations for stupid and three
Speaker 9: lang which.
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Speaker 1: And now it's time for America's favorite trivia game, You
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Speaker 1: for You's Victoria.
Speaker 2: Amanda.
Speaker 3: What up?
Speaker 2: Amanda?
Speaker 7: Hey?
Speaker 2: What's that? How are you?
Speaker 6: I am?
Speaker 2: Well, thank you. Do you think you have what it
Speaker 2: takes to take down Victoria? Yeah? I mean thinking about
Speaker 2: a half a win a week. Okay, Well you didn't
Speaker 2: have to say that part.
Speaker 4: I got a lot of ties going so I'm averaging out,
Speaker 4: but half a win.
Speaker 2: You know, I feel pretty common today, Amanda. And I
Speaker 2: don't know, my trash talk was a little better today too.
Speaker 4: It was any battles.
Speaker 2: There on that, No, it was.
Speaker 9: You shut them down.
Speaker 11: Yep.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's per usual. During you were Victoria. Victoria's doing
Speaker 1: her makeup right now. Why do you always do your
Speaker 1: makeup right before the game?
Speaker 4: Well, I forget about it. That way I feel better,
Speaker 4: so I could more confient for the game. Actually, but
Speaker 4: I also just forget in the morning and I wake
Speaker 4: up to and.
Speaker 2: You remember, right before we have to go on air.
Speaker 2: Yeh know why that happens? Not like that, it's been
Speaker 2: feel good? You do good?
Speaker 5: Yeah, well, try fifteen minutes earlier, Victoria, fifteen minutes.
Speaker 1: Earlier, go outside of the studio and apply and then
Speaker 1: reapply I don't know what, and then we'll bring her
Speaker 1: back in. But while she's leaving, a man of the
Speaker 1: game is played like this. I got thirty second stances,
Speaker 1: many questions as possible. If you don't know one, just
Speaker 1: say pass and Victoria has to beat you outright to win.
Speaker 2: Are you ready? I am ready? Here we go, Amanda.
Speaker 2: Your time starts now.
Speaker 8: Who's the first person to sign the Declaration of Independence?
Speaker 3: John Path?
Speaker 8: What is the tallest building in the world as of
Speaker 8: twenty twenty five? In the Harry Potter series, what house
Speaker 8: is known for? Bravery Grefin dark what is the name
Speaker 8: of the mountain range that includes Mount Everest.
Speaker 1: Oh crap, I've got that, and we'll bring Victoria back
Speaker 1: into the studio. And while she's getting settled, Amanda, what's
Speaker 1: something you would like to tell the world today.
Speaker 4: I know that, depending on your political situation, the next
Speaker 4: four years might be hard, but don't give up.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, I'm guessing. I know what you're political.
Speaker 13: I know.
Speaker 1: All right, Victoria is back in studio. Yes, I am
Speaker 1: ready to go.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I always gotch the end of the conversations, but I'm ready.
Speaker 2: We're gonna say some about it. You can.
Speaker 7: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't know what said. I always here.
Speaker 4: Don't give up and I'm like, yeah, man, I'm like,
Speaker 4: I don't know. That makes you feel better? Wor's about
Speaker 4: the game?
Speaker 11: But that all right?
Speaker 1: Here we go thirty seconds to answer as many questions
Speaker 1: as possible. If you don't know one, just say pass
Speaker 1: and you have to beat Amanda outright to win, and Amanda,
Speaker 1: you can tell Victoria win to go.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 8: Who was the first person to sign the Declaration of Independence?
Speaker 2: What the heck? Uh? George Washington? I don't know. What
Speaker 2: is the tallest building in the world as of twenty
Speaker 2: twenty five. In fact, a building. That's not true. That's
Speaker 2: not true. I don't know it though. In the Harry
Speaker 2: Potter series, what house is known for bravery? No, it's
Speaker 2: which one's Harry Potter and oh my gosh, oh gosh, no.
Speaker 4: He's not. Learn's a bad one. No, No, what is
Speaker 4: it called? It's not well, you're help. Oh my gosh,
Speaker 4: it's red. It's grimmindor what is the name of the
Speaker 4: mountain range that includes Mount Everest. I hated this like
Speaker 4: like that. I couldn't think of it.
Speaker 2: I did you hear the question though, because you still
Speaker 2: had time to get one more in answer? No, I
Speaker 2: can answer this. It's a range. Yeah, we're going to
Speaker 2: pass you sucks mountains. You are no help. Okay, I
Speaker 2: needed Griffin Door Mountain.
Speaker 1: Let's send it over to the scoreboard and see how
Speaker 1: you guys did with our scoreboard producer.
Speaker 5: Brad Victoria did get one correct Sad, so did Amanda.
Speaker 2: And that's the tie. Amanda.
Speaker 1: That means you won. Congratulations. Okay, you got a hundred
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Speaker 2: Let's get the as is that how she gets half
Speaker 2: winds because she ties. I think so, I mean, I'll
Speaker 2: take it. Okay, the whole week of ties equals a
Speaker 2: half one.
Speaker 8: Well, the Declaration of Independence was first signed by John Hancock.
Speaker 2: Oh, I feel like I should know that you.
Speaker 1: Are so close, so close John Hancock, right on there.
Speaker 1: That's why I should have that my car.
Speaker 2: They say that the tallest bill.
Speaker 8: I think the tallest building in the world as of
Speaker 8: twenty twenty five is Bursch Bursch Khalifa. In the Harry
Speaker 8: Potter series, the the house known for bravery is Gryffindor
Speaker 8: and the name of the mountain range that includes Mount
Speaker 8: Everest is the Himalayas.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yes, it is colloquially known as Hufflepuff Range. Yeah,
Speaker 2: he'll suck.
Speaker 8: Congratulations, Amanda, please answer that next time is the full puff.
Speaker 1: Thank you for playing, Amanda. Yep, we play you ver
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Speaker 2: I had interference with my game. That should give me
Speaker 2: an extra point. Trying to help you out. You want
Speaker 2: to win against her?
Speaker 1: What do you mean she she's not giving up, man,
Speaker 1: I'm not giving up that.
Speaker 5: Yeah, No, she's she's Yeah, that's okay, that's fine.
Speaker 2: I feel a little better. I don't even know how,
Speaker 2: but it's good that you feel better. I don't. I
Speaker 2: don't know how to feel about what has happened.
Speaker 1: It's time to catch a cheater. Only on the Jubile Show,
Speaker 1: Olivia is on the phone today for to catch a
Speaker 1: cheater and she thinks that her boyfriend of three years
Speaker 1: names Dominic, might be messing around. So we'll see if
Speaker 1: we can find out if he isn't. Just a second,
Speaker 1: but first, Olivia, what's going on? Why do you think
Speaker 1: that Dominic might be cheating?
Speaker 6: I think that Dominique might be cheating because I have
Speaker 6: a friend and she's always around and me and Dominique
Speaker 6: have been together, so we've been together for three years, right,
Speaker 6: And it was just so nice to meet him. He's
Speaker 6: a decent guy, really chill. I actually met him at
Speaker 6: a show he was doing and it was just like
Speaker 6: an infinite setting. It was just gem and a guitar
Speaker 6: and he was up there with such a beautiful voice,
Speaker 6: and it's like I fell in love with him at
Speaker 6: first sight, and so I usually date men who are
Speaker 6: just the worst, you know what I mean. And and
Speaker 6: so when at first when I saw he was a musician,
Speaker 6: I was like, oh, no, I you know, continue continuing
Speaker 6: this pattern. But then I realized, like, he's actually a
Speaker 6: pretty cool guy. But my friend Kimmy, my friend Kimmy,
Speaker 6: she's a leo. So you know, she's always got to
Speaker 6: be the sit of attention. You know, you got you're right,
Speaker 6: You're right, But Kimmy, it's very she just needs a
Speaker 6: lot of attention from men, you know what I mean, Like, yeah,
Speaker 6: you know, double ds, and she wears a lot of
Speaker 6: skimpy tops and she got a BBL and she's wearing
Speaker 6: a lot of really tight mini mini.
Speaker 3: Skirts and stuff.
Speaker 6: And so it's like everywhere we go, she needs a
Speaker 6: lot of attention from men. And we've been friends for
Speaker 6: so long. And every guy I have dated, Jimmy has
Speaker 6: slept with.
Speaker 8: Oh likeating them before them, like in what order?
Speaker 14: It has varied.
Speaker 6: Most times it's after, but sometimes it has been kind
Speaker 6: of near the end. Or she'll be like, well, I
Speaker 6: wanted to sleep with him first, and she'll try to
Speaker 6: do it before I get to which is really weird, yes,
Speaker 6: kind of a pattern.
Speaker 2: So that's never bothered you before.
Speaker 6: It has bothered me. But it's just like we've been
Speaker 6: friends who are so long, and like, you know, I
Speaker 6: know she's going through a lie, and I think sometimes
Speaker 6: that just makes me give her a little more grace
Speaker 6: than I should, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: Okay, So then she's been like this around your man lately.
Speaker 14: Yeah.
Speaker 6: So me and Dominic's, our place is pretty open. Our
Speaker 6: friends come through all the time, and Jimmy, you know,
Speaker 6: she comes over often and she is always over. But
Speaker 6: I came home from work a few weeks ago earlier
Speaker 6: than usual, and I just I wanted to go out
Speaker 6: with to drinks with Kimmy, and so I called her.
Speaker 6: And when Kimmy picked up, she just kind of found
Speaker 6: it out of breath. And then I heard a guy's
Speaker 6: voice in the background and it was Dominic's voice. Oh okay,
Speaker 6: and then Kimmy just kind of like tried to play
Speaker 6: it off, but she was just saying like, oh, she
Speaker 6: was just helping Dominic was something at the place. But
Speaker 6: I know she was lying, Like Kimmy does this certain
Speaker 6: thing with her voice when she starts lying, and it
Speaker 6: doesn't make sense, and she started.
Speaker 9: Doing that thing.
Speaker 6: And when I came home I talked to Dominique about it.
Speaker 3: He was like, no, Kimmy was just hoping me because
Speaker 3: the holiday decorations back in the storage or whatever.
Speaker 2: It was just like weird and it sounded it didn't sound.
Speaker 2: It sounds like a lie.
Speaker 6: Yeah, something like she was full of crap, both of them.
Speaker 8: I just feel like with her history, that's probably going
Speaker 8: to be under your skin no matter what and be
Speaker 8: the first thing that you think of.
Speaker 2: So if they are, are you going to be surprised?
Speaker 2: Are you going to be mad? Or is this just
Speaker 2: gonna be another one of those Kimmy's just being Kimmy.
Speaker 6: I think. I mean, this time, I feel kind of
Speaker 6: like you just gone too far. Like you know, my
Speaker 6: other guys I slept with their dated, we haven't really
Speaker 6: lived together. This is my first time kind of living
Speaker 6: with a partner.
Speaker 3: So it's just like when is.
Speaker 6: It going to end? You know what I mean? And Dominiki,
Speaker 6: he just seemed like a really good guy. He's been
Speaker 6: sweep the whole time. So I'm just kind of like here,
Speaker 6: you know.
Speaker 2: Okay, well we'll see what that's about.
Speaker 1: We'll try to figure it out for you already told
Speaker 1: us what grocery store he's a WARS card member at,
Speaker 1: So we'll play a song come Back, and then call
Speaker 1: him and pretend to be from the grocery store and
Speaker 1: say that he's this month's lucky winner of free flowers
Speaker 1: delivered from our floral department, and we'll see Vicenzo, see
Speaker 1: you or to somebody else. Okay, yes, okay, okay, Well
Speaker 1: play a song come back and gave you to catch
Speaker 1: a teater next right in the middle of to Catch
Speaker 1: a Cheater and if you're just joining us. Olivia is
Speaker 1: on the phone, and Olivia thinks that her boyfriend of
Speaker 1: three years named Dominic might be messing around. So we're
Speaker 1: about to call him and pretend to be from the
Speaker 1: grocery store that he's a rewards member at and say
Speaker 1: that every single month, we choose one rewards member who
Speaker 1: gets free flowers delivered from our floor apartment and we'll
Speaker 1: see if he sends those to his girlfriend, Olivia or
Speaker 1: somebody else. But before we make that phone call, Olivia,
Speaker 1: why don't you break down your situation for us one
Speaker 1: more time.
Speaker 6: Me and I'm gonna make we live together. We've been
Speaker 6: dating for three years.
Speaker 3: He's a really great guy.
Speaker 6: He's a musician. He's different from everyone I've dated before.
Speaker 6: But my best friend Kimmy, she loves male attention, and
Speaker 6: I think they might have fled together.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, well are you ready for us to
Speaker 1: call him and see?
Speaker 6: I guess?
Speaker 2: Okay, here we go.
Speaker 1: Hi, this is Correble calling from I was looking for
Speaker 1: our Awards card member named Dominic.
Speaker 2: Dominic.
Speaker 1: Hi, please don't hang up. This is not a marketing
Speaker 1: phone call. I'm actually calling with a big congratulations. You're
Speaker 1: this month's winner. Oh okay, yeah, congratulations. Thank you very
Speaker 1: much for bringing such a loyal customer.
Speaker 12: Oh what did I win?
Speaker 9: Oh?
Speaker 2: Maybe I haven't seen the signs.
Speaker 1: Every single month we choose one Wars card member who
Speaker 1: gets free flowers delivered from our floor apartment. So you've
Speaker 1: just won thirty six long stem red roses, a box
Speaker 1: of candy or chocolate, and a card to be delivered
Speaker 1: to anybody that you'd like within the fifty United States
Speaker 1: of America.
Speaker 7: Wow.
Speaker 2: And here's how it works.
Speaker 1: I can take the information down over the phone in
Speaker 1: just a couple of minutes if you want to do
Speaker 1: that right now, and you are prepared with hooo to
Speaker 1: send them to.
Speaker 7: I can do that, Okay, I guess I'll just do
Speaker 7: it right now.
Speaker 2: Okay, great.
Speaker 1: I will need a first name, the name of the
Speaker 1: person first and last, and then whatever you like to
Speaker 1: say on a card, if you want to say something
Speaker 1: on the card, and then i'll get the address after that.
Speaker 7: Okay, I'm gonna send the flowers to.
Speaker 2: Canny and a last name on that. Okay, great? And
Speaker 2: would you like to put anything in the card? Kimmy?
Speaker 14: Yeah?
Speaker 12: Yeah, could you put a I can't do this anymore.
Speaker 12: It's not right and it's not who I am and
Speaker 12: just but I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, yes, I can't, and then I won't get
Speaker 1: the address from you because this is actually the Jubel Show.
Speaker 1: It's a radio show, and my name is Jewbel.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Hi, I'm Nina.
Speaker 1: Hi, I'm Victoria, and we do a segment call to
Speaker 1: Catch a Cheater, where if you think your significant other
Speaker 1: might be sleeping around you, see they send flowers too,
Speaker 1: and your girlfriend in three years, Olivia is actually on
Speaker 1: the phone, Dominate.
Speaker 6: What's the why would you do this to me?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 6: You know how Kimmy is and you know what I
Speaker 6: said about her and like we've been together, we lived together.
Speaker 7: Look, I'm so sorry. I'm sorry, so sorry.
Speaker 6: You sound like you're dead in the eyes.
Speaker 12: Look me and Kimmy, Look, we messed around once, but
Speaker 12: we didn't have stags.
Speaker 3: Oh like that that's.
Speaker 11: Gonna make it better.
Speaker 6: It doesn't make it better.
Speaker 7: Okay.
Speaker 12: So, so Kimmy had come over one day.
Speaker 7: And and you know, I just finished up a.
Speaker 12: Little bit of work at home, and in the in
Speaker 12: the middle, I just started playing with my guitar, and
Speaker 12: you know, Kimmy, she just made herself at home as usual,
Speaker 12: and she started making herself for drink. So she sat
Speaker 12: down and asked for a free concert, and you know,
Speaker 12: she started throwing the drinks back, and you know, she
Speaker 12: just started beefing me up, you know, saying how how
Speaker 12: good I look playing and how lucky you were.
Speaker 7: And I don't know, I just I guess I'll let
Speaker 7: that get to my head.
Speaker 6: So that makes it right, Like just because no one
Speaker 6: ever has just thought you were just so hot, and
Speaker 6: all of a sudden, everybody think you're hot. You just
Speaker 6: think that means you can do whatever you want, you
Speaker 6: can just be with somebody, and then just trying to
Speaker 6: mess around with their friends.
Speaker 12: No, I mean no, of course not. I mean, I
Speaker 12: didn't start writing songs for me women. I'm not that
Speaker 12: kind of person.
Speaker 6: It sounds like it, It really sounds like it. At
Speaker 6: this point, I'm gonna like, what the stomach.
Speaker 2: Are you sorry?
Speaker 8: Yeah, I'm going to try to make things right with Olivia,
Speaker 8: Like this just feels like repointing so many fingers at Kimmy.
Speaker 8: And yes, she did what she did, but you allowed
Speaker 8: that to go on for way too long.
Speaker 12: You're right, No, you're right. This is my fault. And
Speaker 12: you know, yeah she did lay it on thick, but
Speaker 12: I mean it it was hard to you know. She
Speaker 12: was literally just hanging.
Speaker 7: On me watch while I was playing my guitar, and
Speaker 7: I was wrong.
Speaker 12: I know it was wrong, But Olivia, please, like, I'm
Speaker 12: really sorry.
Speaker 7: I am so sorry. I will do anything to make
Speaker 7: this up to you.
Speaker 6: I'm gonna you are on very thin ice, like You're
Speaker 6: gonna be making up for this for a very long time.
Speaker 6: And the only reason, the only, the only reason I'm
Speaker 6: even thinking about forgiving is the fact that I know
Speaker 6: Kimmy and I know this is something she does, and
Speaker 6: I'm you know what, I'm gonna have to deal with Kimmy.
Speaker 6: I'm just gonna have to deal with her, and you
Speaker 6: won't be seeing her, so delite her number.
Speaker 2: You're still gonna give Dominick another shot.
Speaker 6: If it was anyone other than Kimmy, hell no, I
Speaker 6: would literally be like, no, Dominick, You're done. I would
Speaker 6: make post on Facebook, Twitter all that about him. But
Speaker 6: it's just Gimmy. It's like I know that it's her.
Speaker 6: I know that she's the problem because otherwise Dominick has
Speaker 6: been a great guy. But now he's gonna have to
Speaker 6: show me again that needs a great guy. He's just
Speaker 6: gonna have to prove that he just can't be.
Speaker 3: Swayed by somebody telling him he looks hot.
Speaker 6: Tell me he looks hot every freaking day. Do better, baby.
Speaker 12: I am so sorry, and look, I promise I'm gonna
Speaker 12: do whatever takes to show you that I'm not that
Speaker 12: kind of person.
Speaker 2: You did try to break it off with her in
Speaker 2: the flowers.
Speaker 6: Well, maybe you can show me how sorry you are
Speaker 6: by buying me thirty six roses that you were gonna
Speaker 6: give Kimmy instead. And they better not come from a
Speaker 6: grocery store.
Speaker 7: I say that, of course, honey, And look, thank you
Speaker 7: for not leaving me. I promise you'll regret it.
Speaker 6: Yeah, we'll see when we get home. I said I
Speaker 6: wasn't leaving. Yeah, don't make me change my mind.
Speaker 1: All right, Well, Olivia, I mean, at least you got
Speaker 1: your answer. And I'm sorry Dominica.
Speaker 2: I hope you're serious.
Speaker 7: Man. Well I am.
Speaker 6: Thank you guys again, honestly. Now, I guess I just
Speaker 6: got to go talk to Kimmy. And Kimmy, if you're listening,
Speaker 6: just know it's up. When I see you, it's up.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, I be scared.
Speaker 7: I love you.
Speaker 6: Yeah, Okay, we'll see I'll see you.
Speaker 3: What the hell the jubile shows.
Speaker 2: Cheater, It's time for Nina's what's trending?
Speaker 8: You gotta listen closer to this one so you don't
Speaker 8: get in trouble because a woman has just pleaded guilty
Speaker 8: to harassment charges on the first ever in the world
Speaker 8: cyber toots case.
Speaker 2: It is what you think it is.
Speaker 8: So this woman decided to get back at her ex
Speaker 8: boyfriend by sending all of these videos to his new girlfriend.
Speaker 2: And the videos were of her tuting into the camera.
Speaker 10: And so she was just sending incessant videos of herself tuoting,
Speaker 10: oh so much so that she was sentenced to fifteen
Speaker 10: rehab sessions sixty days about alcohol and a two year
Speaker 10: restraining order for cyber toots.
Speaker 1: Wow, what was her diet? That's what I'm wondering that
Speaker 1: like harassing? You had that much in the chamber? Yeah,
Speaker 1: in the Oh my god? But what would possess you?
Speaker 1: I know, this is what we'll really get her. I
Speaker 1: mean that's created. It's style points for sure. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: how like she actually was mad about that. I would
Speaker 1: laugh every single time I got one and be like that.
Speaker 2: Also, look how mad she is. She's still sending me forward.
Speaker 8: I would be so terrified. I was like, what is
Speaker 8: wrong with you? Okay, that's true, So there's that. I
Speaker 8: might also be a little worried, like maybe too much fiber. Well,
Speaker 8: she may need one of these to get herself back
Speaker 8: on track, because there's a new trend now and something
Speaker 8: called the adult gap year. So after you've been in
Speaker 8: your career for a while, you decide to take a
Speaker 8: mid career break also known as now the adult gap year.
Speaker 4: That when you just quit your job and then try
Speaker 4: to come back to it. I'm not sure if you
Speaker 4: can try to come back to it. But this people
Speaker 4: are taking three to six months off. Oh some of
Speaker 4: them are company approved, abandoning everything just to hit the
Speaker 4: road for a year or longer.
Speaker 2: The world.
Speaker 8: Yeah, some of these are company approved. Interesting, I can't imagine.
Speaker 4: I feel like you can't actually take off. It'd be
Speaker 4: like Microsoft ware, like you could work from anywhere.
Speaker 9: Well.
Speaker 2: I don't know if they still do that, but they
Speaker 2: used to do that. And I had a friend who
Speaker 2: like moved to You.
Speaker 1: Think if I call our boss and go, hey, I
Speaker 1: need to take six months so I can go eat, pray, love, Yeah,
Speaker 1: he'd be like, go for man, we should try.
Speaker 8: I think you got to send him videos of you
Speaker 8: tooting so he can be like, wow, you really need this.
Speaker 2: Something's off something chamber. Yeah. I did this once, but
Speaker 2: I wasn't company improved.
Speaker 9: I had just been fired.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: I actually was talking to Victoria the other day because
Speaker 1: my key card for the building stopped working, and she
Speaker 1: was like, oh, it looks like he got fired, and
Speaker 1: I was like, cool, man, it's vacation. Every time I've
Speaker 1: been fired, I've been like fine, I'm like, well, sweet,
Speaker 1: I guess I have an excuse not to do anything
Speaker 1: for a little while.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it always works out better. At some point, it
Speaker 2: does always work out better.
Speaker 8: But for whatever reason, I was so stressed out every
Speaker 8: single day of being fired, so I didn't enjoy it
Speaker 8: at all. It was such a waste of time because
Speaker 8: it did work out better, and I'm like, three.
Speaker 2: Months I just wasted. Give myself a heart attack. My
Speaker 2: hair was so damb me last time. The time I'm
Speaker 2: talking about.
Speaker 5: When I got fired, I was like, okay, oh thank god, Yeah, okay,
Speaker 5: I can now do me.
Speaker 2: That was your rent.
Speaker 8: If you're fired, you sometimes you contract, you have you know, payout.
Speaker 2: That I did not have a payout.
Speaker 1: I just figured it out, and I'm like, repull my car,
Speaker 1: go ahead.
Speaker 2: I don't think anyway. I'm not anwhere. Just don't take
Speaker 2: my couch, baby, I'm fired. My hair's falling out again
Speaker 2: just thinking about that.
Speaker 8: And lastly, if you are looking for the one, there
Speaker 8: has been a new study that is letting us know
Speaker 8: what the top dating apps are based off of asking
Speaker 8: the people.
Speaker 2: Where they have found the one. They all suck.
Speaker 8: So your top three dating apps are Hinges number one,
Speaker 8: Bumble a second, Tender is third, and.
Speaker 2: Then Tender to find the one. I'm Sorry, that's a joke.
Speaker 8: I mean it's you know, it's like an odds game, right,
Speaker 8: you just got to keep throwing it out there and
Speaker 8: see what happens.
Speaker 2: I don't do that, but I think that's what you're
Speaker 2: supposed to do. So GOODLSS.
Speaker 5: I like Victoria's plan. Friday Night bar Bingo.
Speaker 2: Bar Bingo is fun. We should do it as a
Speaker 2: show sometime.
Speaker 1: I will make your board. There's no harmony on that list. No,
Speaker 1: they always like the top one like harmony. I don't
Speaker 1: think is really where it's at as it used to be.
Speaker 1: Him has been very successful for a lot of people.
Speaker 1: After Tinder is something called bad I don't know what
Speaker 1: that is either, and then after that is okay, Cupid,
Speaker 1: what's okay?
Speaker 9: I'm surprised farmers only not on there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, plenty of fish, Yeah.
Speaker 8: Wow, Christian Mingle, I mean there's so many options.
Speaker 1: But Facebook, Marketplace, linked in, linked Okay, that's what's trending.
Speaker 3: Ubles, dirty Little Secret?
Speaker 2: Hello, Hey, what's up? What up? You have a dirty
Speaker 2: little secret?
Speaker 13: I do sweet? What is it about? Six years ago
Speaker 13: or seven years ago? I was on the Jerry Springer Show.
Speaker 2: Oh so cool, great start to the story.
Speaker 13: Well, that wasn't even really the tea. So after our
Speaker 13: show we got an A plus rating. So there was
Speaker 13: a stripper that was the online show and they bought
Speaker 13: me and.
Speaker 9: Her a hotel room for the night.
Speaker 13: Okay, So we get back to the hotel room and
Speaker 13: she starts getting aggressive and she's like, how would you
Speaker 13: feel about having a foursome? And I was like with who,
Speaker 13: and she's like two of the other people from the show,
Speaker 13: Oh no, And I told her no, and she pushed
Speaker 13: me on the bed. It was like getting all aggressive
Speaker 13: and I'm like, look, we're not doing that, and so
Speaker 13: I go to stand up and she tries to push
Speaker 13: me again. I swear past her and I run out
Speaker 13: the door. And I'm trying to like run out the
Speaker 13: hotel at this point because it's just too much.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, Oh my gosh.
Speaker 13: Well I get to like, you know, like how hotels
Speaker 13: have like a little like the sliding door and then
Speaker 13: like maybe a bench in there, and then another sliding
Speaker 13: door in the lobby. Yes, okay, I made it to
Speaker 13: that little room and she comes running past me and
Speaker 13: she grabs me like she grabs my shirt and rips
Speaker 13: it down the middle. I have a Pharaoh chain on
Speaker 13: and she rips my chain off and runs upstairs.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh.
Speaker 13: Front desk lady is just looking at me at this point,
Speaker 13: like you want security. I was like, yes, please, I
Speaker 13: think so the security guy comes on the corner and
Speaker 13: we take the elevator back upstairs. She comes run around
Speaker 13: the corner like no, I flushed it, and I was like, no,
Speaker 13: you didn't think there's no way.
Speaker 9: Well, anyways, so.
Speaker 2: I ended up leaving and my buddy of mine.
Speaker 13: So basically how I got on the Jerry Springer Show
Speaker 13: is they're always looking for strippers. A week before I
Speaker 13: got on the Jerry Springer Show, I was at my
Speaker 13: buddy's house hanging out and this girl calls him and
Speaker 13: she's like, who's that cute guy in the background And
Speaker 13: he's like and she's like, yeah, I guess, and he's like,
Speaker 13: he just sup wants to talk to you. Well, anyways,
Speaker 13: so she asked me what I do or whatever. I
Speaker 13: told her I'm a rapper and all that.
Speaker 9: Well. A week goes by and I get.
Speaker 13: A random call and she says, Hey, this is from
Speaker 13: the Jerry Springer Show.
Speaker 9: Do you want to come on our show? And wrap?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: So cool?
Speaker 9: And I said absolutely.
Speaker 13: So after my chain gets stolen and everything and all this,
Speaker 13: here's a fun little secret.
Speaker 9: I called. I said, bro, I said, the girl stole
Speaker 9: the Farow chain.
Speaker 13: And he said give me a week and he hangs up,
Speaker 13: and I was like, what are you going to do
Speaker 13: in a week. Well, a week goes fine, and I
Speaker 13: get a little message with a picture of him holding
Speaker 13: this Faroh chain.
Speaker 9: He says, come pick it up whenever you want. Homie.
Speaker 13: What And I said, what did you do? And he said,
Speaker 13: drove to Kansas City. I slept with her.
Speaker 9: I waited for her to go to the bathroom, and
Speaker 9: I stole your chain back.
Speaker 2: That's amazing.
Speaker 1: Wowmie, Yeah, that's a good friend.
Speaker 2: Wow, that's a movie. This is a movie. Thank you
Speaker 2: for that. Dirty little secret.
Speaker 1: Man, have a going Hello, Hello, what's up?
Speaker 2: You have a dirty little secret?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 2: I do, sweet, let's hear it.
Speaker 16: Okay, So my dirty little secret is I resent my
Speaker 16: sister for getting pregnant before me.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, I.
Speaker 3: Mean I don't know.
Speaker 16: We're always competing and she's just always getting everything before me.
Speaker 2: Guys, you had the baby already.
Speaker 16: Oh no, she's pregnant, she's she's due a couple of months.
Speaker 2: H get twice as pregnant.
Speaker 1: Then, I don't know how you do that it works.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry.
Speaker 12: Yeah, I'm my younger sister.
Speaker 16: She's my older sister, so she's been married before me,
Speaker 16: she got a house before me, like even as kids,
Speaker 16: like we would be in the same like sports and
Speaker 16: she'd be in like the varsity and I'd be in
Speaker 16: like JV.
Speaker 9: Like.
Speaker 16: She's always been above me and everything, academics, everything.
Speaker 14: So I'm just really sick of her like getting everything
Speaker 14: I want.
Speaker 8: Honestly, it's understandable to feel that way. So do you
Speaker 8: do anything petty to make yourself feel better about it?
Speaker 7: Huh?
Speaker 2: I mean not really.
Speaker 14: I kind of just like harbor bad energy.
Speaker 2: Oh maybe you should start doing something petty to release it.
Speaker 2: Maybe I should. Well, thank you for telling us your
Speaker 2: little secret, and good luck.
Speaker 11: Thank you.
Speaker 1: Look on the baby, you're getting double pregnant.
Speaker 2: What's your dirty little secret,