WEBVTT - START THE STEAL TOUR: PORTLAND! 0:00:13.920 --> 0:00:22.239 Hey, what the fuck is that portant? I think a 0:00:22.280 --> 0:00:31.800 perfect intro. Yeah, nailed our names, no missteps whatsoever. And 0:00:32.080 --> 0:00:35.360 that's the music they play every week for all the comedians. 0:00:36.960 --> 0:00:46.560 That wasn't race specific at all. Nope. All right, where 0:00:46.560 --> 0:00:47.960 did you get this? Let's get into it. 0:00:48.080 --> 0:00:48.839 I'm excited this. 0:00:49.040 --> 0:00:53.400 Don't fry in the kitchen, beans, don't burn on the grill. 0:00:54.000 --> 0:00:58.400 Took a whole lot of trying just to get up 0:00:58.440 --> 0:01:01.320 that hill. There it is, there, it is. Welcome to 0:01:01.400 --> 0:01:06.320 another phenomenal live episode of Mamma Told Me, the podcast 0:01:06.360 --> 0:01:10.120 where we dived deep into the pockets of black conspiracy 0:01:10.240 --> 0:01:14.160 theories and we finally worked to prove that the sun 0:01:14.280 --> 0:01:21.039 spot on Rashid Wallace's head is not a birthmark. It's 0:01:21.120 --> 0:01:23.880 the white poison you put in his body. 0:01:24.440 --> 0:01:25.000 Let's go. 0:01:26.720 --> 0:01:30.920 Whatever the fuck you did to him, Portland is bleeding 0:01:31.040 --> 0:01:36.200 through his fucking scalp. I truly don't think he was 0:01:36.240 --> 0:01:41.600 supposed to be raggedy like that. No, Rashid Wallace was 0:01:41.640 --> 0:01:47.440 a good man and you broke him. He had to 0:01:47.600 --> 0:01:51.200 overcompensate for what he was and now he's beating up 0:01:51.240 --> 0:01:54.200 people in the in the fucking stands because of you. 0:01:56.120 --> 0:01:59.600 Through your bullshit. Also, Greg Odin, you had something to 0:01:59.600 --> 0:02:04.440 do with You had something to do it. You're the 0:02:04.480 --> 0:02:10.920 reason his legs are different lengths. Y'all did that? Those 0:02:10.919 --> 0:02:18.720 were good boys before they met you. She used to 0:02:18.720 --> 0:02:23.240 look so tired. Man that that was a team. I 0:02:23.280 --> 0:02:25.560 will say Portland, obviously we're being silly. 0:02:25.800 --> 0:02:26.440 That was a team. 0:02:26.480 --> 0:02:30.560 I really fucking believed in right that that that Rashid 0:02:30.680 --> 0:02:36.120 Wallace Scottie Pippin' combo before we knew how bad that was. 0:02:38.760 --> 0:02:44.400 Scottie Pippen, he's a hero. He's never done anything questionable. Wait, 0:02:44.400 --> 0:02:46.880 what do you mean what happened to Scottie? He's doing great, 0:02:47.840 --> 0:02:51.640 he's nailing it. I got aware of what's happening with 0:02:51.680 --> 0:02:55.840 Scottie Pippen. You're reacting as if you're not totally tapped in. Damn. 0:02:55.880 --> 0:02:57.240 I hate working with white people. 0:02:57.320 --> 0:02:59.880 Okay, that was supposed to be a home er. 0:03:00.600 --> 0:03:03.480 Yeah, that's what I was feeling. I was like, you 0:03:03.600 --> 0:03:07.519 nailed that. Why aren't people's okay? How do we run 0:03:07.560 --> 0:03:10.799 down what do you call what's happening to him? Okay, 0:03:10.919 --> 0:03:13.400 scotty people. I don't know what cocked means, but I'd 0:03:13.400 --> 0:03:18.440 feel like somehow that is getting cooked. He's getting what's 0:03:18.480 --> 0:03:21.680 happening to him. He didn't volunteer. Well, he doesn't like it. 0:03:22.040 --> 0:03:25.600 He's going through a lot of bad haircuts as well. Yeah. 0:03:25.639 --> 0:03:29.720 So Scottie Pippen most famously on the bulls, the nineties 0:03:29.800 --> 0:03:32.519 Championship bulls. Both of the three peats, right, both of 0:03:32.560 --> 0:03:35.400 the three peats. Uh, and and it'll taste more and 0:03:35.400 --> 0:03:37.840 then they got rid of him, send them here. Uh. 0:03:38.360 --> 0:03:42.520 Scottie Pippens since then has made it sort of became 0:03:42.680 --> 0:03:45.840 public knowledge that he made almost no money throughout his career, 0:03:46.280 --> 0:03:49.480 that he basically was working for free, much like we 0:03:49.560 --> 0:03:57.520 are tonight. Yeah, his entire career, he made no money. 0:03:57.680 --> 0:03:59.720 Then he marries Larsa Pippen. 0:04:00.000 --> 0:04:03.080 Supposed to be the crown jewel, that's. 0:04:02.880 --> 0:04:07.080 What we're talking about. Yes, Larsa Pippen then has an 0:04:07.120 --> 0:04:13.040 affair with the rapper Future, very public affair, so public 0:04:13.120 --> 0:04:16.640 in fact, that everybody knows about it while the affair 0:04:16.760 --> 0:04:20.400 is happening, including the Internet. It's not even like, oh, 0:04:20.440 --> 0:04:23.120 Scottie found out and they worked it out together. It's 0:04:23.200 --> 0:04:28.239 actively happening. They keep catching his wife with the Future 0:04:28.440 --> 0:04:37.320 Future literally your greatest fear. It's the one thing. You're like, 0:04:38.560 --> 0:04:41.120 we could survive anything. Just don't let her get caught 0:04:41.440 --> 0:04:46.400 with future. Baby, we can get past your gambling day. Yeah, 0:04:47.279 --> 0:04:56.560 please don't fuck Future. I'm begging you Future. Then then 0:04:56.680 --> 0:05:04.159 her his ex wife starts fucking Jeffrey Jordan's Marcus Jordan, 0:05:04.760 --> 0:05:10.000 Michael Jordan's son who she used to babysit when he 0:05:10.160 --> 0:05:13.719 was a boy. Yeah, Scotty would drop his wife off 0:05:14.080 --> 0:05:19.919 for some reason at Michael Jordan's house. Another thing, you 0:05:20.080 --> 0:05:24.159 just can't do that, dude, don't do that, and trust me, 0:05:24.240 --> 0:05:31.120 his haircuts have reflected his pain. He got the thin braids, 0:05:31.160 --> 0:05:34.960 the thin braids of a much younger man, right like, 0:05:35.120 --> 0:05:38.839 after a certain age, your braids can only be so thin. Yeah, 0:05:38.960 --> 0:05:41.120 you're not supposed to be able to see the wrinkles 0:05:41.120 --> 0:05:43.720 in your skelet between braids. 0:05:44.080 --> 0:05:47.320 And he's got like bad no offense, light skinhead, which 0:05:47.400 --> 0:05:51.839 is not great. I know it, and I'm sorry, and 0:05:51.880 --> 0:05:56.479 I'll be honest. That to me felt a little. Scottie 0:05:56.480 --> 0:06:00.479 Pippens never been light skinned, do you not think so? No, 0:06:00.640 --> 0:06:02.960 Scottie Pipman and Will Smith are the same color. 0:06:04.000 --> 0:06:08.000 The wow, which is because on my depth chart it's 0:06:08.080 --> 0:06:14.279 not that way. But you have to think I'm operating 0:06:14.360 --> 0:06:19.640 at a Wesley Snipe spot. Brother, So you understand that 0:06:19.720 --> 0:06:22.760 there is brother. You really tip a scale. Yeah, there's 0:06:22.839 --> 0:06:25.480 a there's a handicap on my part and I'm trying 0:06:25.520 --> 0:06:28.039 to get better about that. And that's really what this 0:06:28.160 --> 0:06:35.200 podcast is about, improving our relations and the possibly yours. 0:06:35.480 --> 0:06:38.360 We're so grateful that you all would come out to this, 0:06:38.920 --> 0:06:41.360 David and I. This is the last stop of the tour. 0:06:41.520 --> 0:06:42.039 Yeah, we did. 0:06:42.200 --> 0:06:47.560 We ended it all in Portanly, uh and it's been great. 0:06:47.600 --> 0:06:50.400 It's been a really fun tour. But we're really excited 0:06:50.480 --> 0:06:54.400 to be here with you. These these shows, we we 0:06:54.640 --> 0:06:58.479 like to make a very audience participatory. We really like 0:06:58.560 --> 0:07:00.359 to make sure that the audience gets to be a 0:07:00.360 --> 0:07:04.600 part of it, and so certain members of the I mean, 0:07:04.640 --> 0:07:08.000 but everybody can participate. But we'll tell you when that changes. 0:07:08.200 --> 0:07:09.279 Yeah. 0:07:09.360 --> 0:07:12.000 Yeah, there's a few key spots where we're gonna ask 0:07:12.040 --> 0:07:15.760 a few of y'all to sit this one out. 0:07:16.000 --> 0:07:19.000 Yeah, buy a few. 0:07:19.080 --> 0:07:23.520 I mean, the vast for the book, the book this 0:07:23.640 --> 0:07:26.200 is I think we could say it is our whitest show, 0:07:27.640 --> 0:07:29.560 not like we saw Portland on the list and we 0:07:29.560 --> 0:07:31.920 were like that one's gonna go crazy. I assure you 0:07:32.000 --> 0:07:36.920 this could not be our blackest even if you tried, 0:07:37.880 --> 0:07:40.680 this wasn't gonna be it. And you came and you said, 0:07:40.680 --> 0:07:43.520 we're not even gonna work on it, And to that, 0:07:43.640 --> 0:07:45.400 I do appreciate that they're like, I. 0:07:47.080 --> 0:07:47.400 Love it. 0:07:47.640 --> 0:07:50.040 I love that you two said we don't need a 0:07:50.080 --> 0:07:55.200 black person here tonight. It's me and you, me and 0:07:55.240 --> 0:08:07.240 my baby boo. That's fucking cool. Okay, But in these 0:08:07.360 --> 0:08:10.400 local we start with the local one. We'd like to 0:08:10.440 --> 0:08:14.960 start with warm you up. We oh, that's and that's 0:08:15.040 --> 0:08:18.920 you're kind of falling off again. So throughout this tour 0:08:19.080 --> 0:08:22.800 he started pantomiming finger. We said, warm him up, and 0:08:22.840 --> 0:08:28.200 he was trying to finger like upside down, almost like 0:08:28.200 --> 0:08:31.480 like one would work on a on a Honda Civic, 0:08:34.679 --> 0:08:36.520 sort of underneath the hood. But you ain't got to 0:08:36.559 --> 0:08:39.480 put your whole hand. Yeah, he's just feeling that's a 0:08:39.480 --> 0:08:41.160 little car. You ain't gotta do that much. 0:08:42.120 --> 0:08:44.360 But then you've gotten better throughout the tour, and then 0:08:44.400 --> 0:08:46.920 now it feels like you've fallen off on your finger game. 0:08:47.720 --> 0:08:51.360 I'm high. Yeah, you're also a father. You got other 0:08:51.400 --> 0:08:52.440 things to worry about. 0:08:52.480 --> 0:08:54.600 Other other things to work. You can't just be my 0:08:54.679 --> 0:08:55.760 father this whole time. 0:08:56.200 --> 0:08:57.480 That's fair, that's fair. 0:08:57.679 --> 0:09:01.680 It hasn't corrected my behavior in any way, honestly made 0:09:01.679 --> 0:09:02.160 me worse. 0:09:02.640 --> 0:09:03.720 Yeah, that's the problem thing. 0:09:03.760 --> 0:09:05.480 I used to be a more decent man, and then 0:09:05.520 --> 0:09:07.200 I had kids and I was like, nah, I gotta 0:09:07.240 --> 0:09:11.320 say some nasty and they're not around. I gotta be 0:09:11.559 --> 0:09:15.320 nasty because they be around all the time. I gotta 0:09:15.360 --> 0:09:17.160 get it, you know what I mean. You ever met 0:09:17.160 --> 0:09:20.880 a dad who's just two into the party. Oh, yeah, 0:09:21.040 --> 0:09:21.880 that's where I'm at. 0:09:23.280 --> 0:09:25.760 I just like he's always like as a single guy, 0:09:25.760 --> 0:09:27.520 I get a lot of that with my married friends. 0:09:28.120 --> 0:09:31.280 How's the road you're beginning? Any pussy? You're like, bro, 0:09:32.400 --> 0:09:39.840 stop talking to me again. I gotta assume you get 0:09:39.880 --> 0:09:41.720 like two two three every weekend. 0:09:41.920 --> 0:09:46.040 Yeah, it's like, no man, And that's how I count 0:09:46.040 --> 0:09:48.920 it as pussies. 0:09:48.960 --> 0:09:53.840 This month. You're rubbing your head trying to figure out 0:09:53.840 --> 0:09:57.600 how you can fix this. We like to kick this 0:09:57.720 --> 0:10:00.200 off when we come to the load, to the the 0:10:00.280 --> 0:10:05.800 places we're at with the locals to warm you up, 0:10:05.880 --> 0:10:08.520 give you something you might be familiar with. Portland was 0:10:08.559 --> 0:10:13.160 tough for black conspiracy theories. I'll be honest, we've we 0:10:13.280 --> 0:10:18.320 haven't had any trouble finding something that felt specifically black 0:10:18.360 --> 0:10:23.640 and a lot of cities. Yeah, sometime people in arguing like, no, 0:10:23.720 --> 0:10:26.319 it's got to be this one. Yeah, you'd be surprised. 0:10:26.320 --> 0:10:35.480 What's going on in Detroit. We we struggled, but we 0:10:35.520 --> 0:10:37.920 did land on something that I'm excited about it. I'm 0:10:37.920 --> 0:10:40.080 curious to know if you guys are aware of my 0:10:40.240 --> 0:10:47.680 mama told me about the Portland Boom. One guy, one guy, 0:10:48.840 --> 0:10:54.120 one dude in a backwoods hat knows about the Portland Boom. 0:10:54.520 --> 0:10:57.640 Care to enlighten us about the Portland and tell us 0:10:57.679 --> 0:11:01.520 why you have food under your mouth? No, it's not 0:11:01.640 --> 0:11:04.520 your fault. I engaged you as you took the biggest 0:11:04.520 --> 0:11:08.280 bite of a nacho I've ever seen in my life. 0:11:08.440 --> 0:11:09.240 Don't play him out. 0:11:09.320 --> 0:11:18.679 That's like a sampler platters right outside. 0:11:19.880 --> 0:11:26.000 So apparently, much to that that explanation, Apparently there was 0:11:26.040 --> 0:11:30.160 a originally a boom many years ago in Camby, Oregon, 0:11:30.720 --> 0:11:33.320 uh that went off, and nobody had an explanation for 0:11:33.400 --> 0:11:35.960 what that boom was. And then that boom started to 0:11:36.080 --> 0:11:40.360 travel to more places and became the Portland Boom. This 0:11:40.640 --> 0:11:49.160 is a screenshot from a real website. I don't want 0:11:49.200 --> 0:11:54.320 y'all to think I made this myself. This is not 0:11:54.480 --> 0:12:01.320 my art. I got other shit going on. I feel 0:12:01.360 --> 0:12:06.320 like some of y'all really reactive. Like I wrote these words. 0:12:07.679 --> 0:12:12.040 These are not my pros. A different man made this 0:12:13.000 --> 0:12:19.640 at portlandboom dot com. Now, what it says is that 0:12:19.840 --> 0:12:23.320 just after eight pm on Sunday, March twenty eight, twenty ten, 0:12:23.679 --> 0:12:27.640 a deafening boom was heard throughout Southeast Portland. The noise 0:12:27.760 --> 0:12:30.000 was loud enough to shake windows and set off car 0:12:30.040 --> 0:12:33.800 alarms in Southeast Portland and was heard as a far 0:12:33.880 --> 0:12:36.959 as far north as Vancouver and as far east as 0:12:37.040 --> 0:12:40.920 Happy Valley. And none of y'all know about it. But 0:12:41.000 --> 0:12:46.720 this dude, Yeah, where were you? Maybe this is a conspiracy? 0:12:47.160 --> 0:12:49.240 How do only we know about it? In this guy, 0:12:50.640 --> 0:12:56.319 it's just us and Chicken Tenders and nobody else. Unfortunately, sir, 0:12:56.400 --> 0:12:58.360 that is your name. For the rest of the show, 0:12:59.360 --> 0:13:08.480 we will be checking back in on Chicken Tenders periodically. Now, 0:13:08.800 --> 0:13:12.679 what it did make me think of, Because naturally, I 0:13:12.720 --> 0:13:15.160 hate to break this to you, Portland boom dot com 0:13:15.200 --> 0:13:20.240 I'm almost certainly is run by a white person, I 0:13:20.240 --> 0:13:24.199 have no doubt. Yeah, it has to be. But what 0:13:24.240 --> 0:13:27.640 it did make me think of is a conspiracy. We've 0:13:27.679 --> 0:13:29.360 talked about a little bit. I don't know that we've 0:13:29.440 --> 0:13:33.720 unpacked a ton about the the theory that police are 0:13:33.760 --> 0:13:36.920 the ones that set off the fireworks year round. We 0:13:37.040 --> 0:13:39.720 have heard that, which I think happens in every city. 0:13:39.760 --> 0:13:41.839 I think so, I think so for sure that I'm 0:13:41.880 --> 0:13:44.200 on board with this one already. You like that, Yeah, 0:13:44.600 --> 0:13:48.440 tell me more just fucking police. Sure, And I think 0:13:48.440 --> 0:13:51.120 that the idea of being a chaos agent to adding 0:13:51.160 --> 0:13:53.680 to like impoverished neighborhood totally seems like things. 0:13:54.200 --> 0:13:57.520 Yeah, just set off some firecrackers and drive off, and 0:13:57.559 --> 0:14:03.440 in theory it laming all the foreigners. Oh so you 0:14:03.480 --> 0:14:05.600 never Oh you guys have never heard white people talk 0:14:05.600 --> 0:14:10.319 about Latino neighborhoods. Oh yeah I was. I always pictured 0:14:10.360 --> 0:14:14.120 it as more homegrown Latinos than I did. Oh you 0:14:14.160 --> 0:14:18.320 didn't think we were importing firework users? No, I guess. 0:14:20.160 --> 0:14:26.840 And maybe this is just my This conversation feels complicated. Yeah, yeah, 0:14:26.880 --> 0:14:27.760 I'm gonna be careful. 0:14:28.240 --> 0:14:28.480 Yeah. 0:14:30.520 --> 0:14:33.880 I always thought that the people setting off the fireworks 0:14:33.880 --> 0:14:38.160 were like La natives more than like immigrant families who 0:14:38.160 --> 0:14:43.480 had just moved in. You feel attacked, oh because of 0:14:43.640 --> 0:14:49.920 LA don't say I feel attacked during a race conversation 0:14:52.880 --> 0:14:54.480 and then make it regional. 0:14:54.720 --> 0:15:01.960 Yeah that was I don't give a fuck. I thought 0:15:01.960 --> 0:15:07.600 I was gonna have to apologize. That was much more 0:15:07.640 --> 0:15:12.520 egregious crime. And you're like, I don't like that. That 0:15:12.680 --> 0:15:16.720 was the part that made you uncomfortable. You shut the 0:15:16.840 --> 0:15:17.360 fuck up. 0:15:19.080 --> 0:15:22.240 I don't want to hear another peep out of you. 0:15:22.240 --> 0:15:28.320 You insane. I ain't Mexican, he ain't Mexican. We're talking 0:15:28.320 --> 0:15:38.120 about our favorite Mexicans. God damn it. Oh man, so 0:15:38.280 --> 0:15:42.320 angry at her chicken fingers. I know you would never 0:15:42.360 --> 0:15:44.520 do that to me. He would You would never make 0:15:44.600 --> 0:15:45.440 me feel that way. 0:15:45.640 --> 0:16:02.440 Don't sell her out fingers, chicky baby, This guy very talented. 0:16:05.400 --> 0:16:07.840 You you really believe that the police would do this? 0:16:08.200 --> 0:16:09.520 Yeah, it doesn't seem crazy. 0:16:09.520 --> 0:16:11.600 How many of you guys believe that the police would 0:16:11.600 --> 0:16:18.360 do that? But yeah, round up applause. Yeah, it seems 0:16:18.600 --> 0:16:21.600 very plausible. It doesn't seem even crazy to me. It 0:16:21.600 --> 0:16:24.000 seems like something they would like to do. Like, oh shit, 0:16:24.680 --> 0:16:26.800 it's quitting time. You know what, we gotta go set 0:16:26.800 --> 0:16:30.120 off those fireworks. Yeah, and don't play softball or beat 0:16:30.160 --> 0:16:37.480 up our girlfriends or whatever they want. I'm sure they 0:16:37.480 --> 0:16:41.160 have other recreational activities, probably play poolers. 0:16:43.720 --> 0:16:43.960 Yeah. 0:16:44.360 --> 0:16:48.120 It also doesn't ever to me seem like it's mandated, 0:16:48.560 --> 0:16:49.720 do you know what I mean? Like, I don't think 0:16:49.720 --> 0:16:52.760 that like the commissioner sits them down, is like our 0:16:52.800 --> 0:16:55.320 firework budget is going to waste this month? 0:16:55.480 --> 0:16:56.320 Oh yeah, I. 0:16:57.880 --> 0:16:58.200 Think that. 0:16:58.280 --> 0:17:00.520 I feel like a lot of the bad police do 0:17:00.640 --> 0:17:03.800 what's not mandated. Yeah, you know what, I think that 0:17:03.920 --> 0:17:06.200 a lot of it's like it doesn't come down directly, 0:17:06.240 --> 0:17:08.879 but you hire the type of people who are you 0:17:08.920 --> 0:17:11.200 know what I mean. It's like his Boston tell him 0:17:11.240 --> 0:17:13.920 to hit that kid in the head, but like if nobody's. 0:17:13.560 --> 0:17:15.680 Around, you know what I mean. 0:17:15.960 --> 0:17:18.199 That's that's how I feel with that a lot of 0:17:18.240 --> 0:17:21.080 the time. Yeah, I think they probably just are passionate 0:17:21.200 --> 0:17:24.640 and they're like, I don't know, I got a few 0:17:24.680 --> 0:17:27.120 extra hundred bucks this month, I'm buy some fireworks. Oh 0:17:27.200 --> 0:17:30.320 you think that they're buying the fireworks to plant. I 0:17:30.359 --> 0:17:33.600 assumed they were seizing them from other minorities. And then 0:17:33.680 --> 0:17:36.480 Robin Peter too, Oh that's smart. Yeah, that makes way 0:17:36.520 --> 0:17:38.520 more sense. Yeah, because then it's like we thought they 0:17:38.520 --> 0:17:43.200 were just really like cool guys who're like, I'm gonna 0:17:43.240 --> 0:17:45.400 buy some fireworks, I'll give a few to my kids, 0:17:45.440 --> 0:17:48.359 I'll set some off in the black neighborhoods. I don't know. Yeah, No, 0:17:48.480 --> 0:17:50.520 I think they just got him in the basement anyways. 0:17:50.760 --> 0:17:53.479 Oh that's fucking that. Damn. 0:17:55.119 --> 0:17:57.200 Yeah, sometimes it's opening one gets dark. 0:18:00.640 --> 0:18:03.560 Let me ask you this before we move off this opening. Okay, 0:18:03.600 --> 0:18:07.080 we are all it seems mostly in agreement that this 0:18:07.320 --> 0:18:10.399 is well within the potential of the police. My question, 0:18:11.000 --> 0:18:13.840 and Portland maybe is a great place to ask this question. 0:18:14.440 --> 0:18:17.600 Is there something we can do about it? Is there 0:18:17.760 --> 0:18:20.760 anything that can be done if it's just this understood 0:18:20.800 --> 0:18:23.800 thing that's happening, Is there any justice that can be 0:18:23.880 --> 0:18:26.600 served on the back end of this? You want me 0:18:26.640 --> 0:18:29.840 to go against the Like, I'm not gonna go to 0:18:29.920 --> 0:18:33.520 war for it, right, there's other shit they're doing. 0:18:33.560 --> 0:18:34.680 I'm more upset about it. 0:18:35.240 --> 0:18:37.240 But like, do I think No, I don't think there's 0:18:37.320 --> 0:18:40.040 any fuck what do you think? 0:18:40.520 --> 0:18:45.040 Well, no, I'm not gonna say yes. Now I'd look 0:18:45.160 --> 0:18:50.360 like an idiot. If we just come together, we can 0:18:50.520 --> 0:18:55.560 change this thing. No, I don't. I don't necessarily feel 0:18:55.560 --> 0:18:59.040 that way either. Nah, it's disappointing. I didn't have to 0:18:59.040 --> 0:18:59.760 take it darker. 0:19:00.119 --> 0:19:04.080 No, that's okay. Let them sit in there. Yeah, there's 0:19:04.080 --> 0:19:05.800 the last show of the tour. Baby, I'm going home 0:19:05.840 --> 0:19:09.359 after this. Yeah, we don't know what I really back. 0:19:09.240 --> 0:19:13.240 When we talked. We don't give a fuck anymore. We 0:19:13.320 --> 0:19:16.600 used to be right here, just hoping you guys are 0:19:16.600 --> 0:19:19.800 still paying attention. We like to play a lot of 0:19:19.800 --> 0:19:23.240 games on this tour is sort of the main thing 0:19:23.320 --> 0:19:25.280 that we do, and we have a couple of three 0:19:25.520 --> 0:19:29.399 really fun games with you guys. And this first game 0:19:29.720 --> 0:19:32.400 it's it's a new classic, Baby, we love it so much. 0:19:32.640 --> 0:19:40.160 It's an easy game called Hero or Hotel. That's right 0:19:40.240 --> 0:19:42.879 there we go. Did you make that graphic though? I 0:19:42.920 --> 0:19:47.040 did not know unfortunately. No, that's a pretty good one. 0:19:47.240 --> 0:19:51.240 That's for those that are unaware. That's handsome squid word 0:19:52.840 --> 0:19:56.600 wearing a number of different types of kin take law, Yeah, 0:19:57.000 --> 0:20:00.440 Pan African guard by Yeah in there. 0:20:00.880 --> 0:20:02.959 Yeah, you got my man. 0:20:03.040 --> 0:20:03.880 Got a lot going on. 0:20:04.840 --> 0:20:07.400 I like the classic kids cloth to the top one 0:20:07.840 --> 0:20:09.879 that's like traditional, right, it's much more. 0:20:10.320 --> 0:20:13.760 That's the that's the that's the that's the rich word 0:20:13.880 --> 0:20:24.720 pattern and this is oops all Kent. There's been a 0:20:25.000 --> 0:20:30.560 doing big mistake at the Kitta factory, pulled the wrong nozzle. 0:20:32.240 --> 0:20:37.000 Now all the Kittays are mixed together, but for the 0:20:37.119 --> 0:20:44.600 same price. It was like one of those local commercials. Yeah, 0:20:44.800 --> 0:20:47.840 my mistake is you a gay? So come on down 0:20:47.920 --> 0:20:55.600 to the Kitta factory. I'm going nuts. Well, we should 0:20:55.600 --> 0:20:57.719 shoot that sketch. That's very funny. 0:20:58.119 --> 0:20:59.840 We should found that business. 0:21:00.080 --> 0:21:04.760 That's fucking funny. It's going as good as comedy. None 0:21:04.840 --> 0:21:09.600 of you devil's better steal the kid. I better not 0:21:09.760 --> 0:21:14.320 seen not nan one Kinta factory in Portland, Oregon. 0:21:15.160 --> 0:21:16.640 That I would go crazy. 0:21:16.760 --> 0:21:19.959 I would lose my shit. I would find some cops, 0:21:20.040 --> 0:21:21.840 take their fireworks. 0:21:23.640 --> 0:21:26.760 And shoot them into all your windows, burn down the 0:21:26.880 --> 0:21:32.920 Kinta factory with your family inside. Yeah, and they never 0:21:33.000 --> 0:21:38.400 guess it's me because kind of the perfect crime. Burning 0:21:38.440 --> 0:21:44.680 down a white person's kn't take fat David, You're a genius. 0:21:45.400 --> 0:21:48.480 Sometimes I'm upset that I'm saying things into a microphone. 0:21:52.520 --> 0:22:00.000 Fuck God, damn, that's funny. The way this game worked, 0:22:01.800 --> 0:22:05.040 we are going to present to volunteers, and we love 0:22:05.080 --> 0:22:09.000 to have volunteers. Michael, right, yeah, fuck yeah, Michael is 0:22:09.040 --> 0:22:11.960 gonna be walking around with a with a microphone to 0:22:12.040 --> 0:22:17.680 help uh manage this whole thing white slaves. Yeah, that's right, 0:22:17.800 --> 0:22:22.600 that's he works for us, and and and yes we 0:22:22.760 --> 0:22:26.880 yell at him sometimes, but that's the way it has 0:22:26.960 --> 0:22:35.240 to be. It's a cultural exchange. He's Australia. Michael is 0:22:35.240 --> 0:22:37.359 going to walk around with a microphone for the volunteers 0:22:37.359 --> 0:22:39.080 so that you can talk. But but the way this 0:22:39.160 --> 0:22:42.880 game works, We're gonna present to you some some quotes, uh, 0:22:42.920 --> 0:22:45.520 and it is your job to decide if that quote 0:22:45.920 --> 0:22:49.000 is the words of a hero or a hotep. I 0:22:49.000 --> 0:22:50.800 don't know these either, so I'm playing with you. I 0:22:50.800 --> 0:22:54.000 don't know if you don't know what a hotep is, 0:22:54.040 --> 0:23:01.520 which so much white after when the game came out. 0:23:02.040 --> 0:23:06.400 Oh yes that game. Yes, it's the one I'm most 0:23:06.440 --> 0:23:15.119 familiar with. Yeah, I can connect to this one right away. 0:23:16.000 --> 0:23:20.000 A hotep is a black person who believes that the 0:23:20.040 --> 0:23:23.680 black man is God, or as close to God as 0:23:23.760 --> 0:23:28.800 one can be on this celestial plane. And he he 0:23:29.000 --> 0:23:32.600 is very passionate about that, and I think also conspiracy 0:23:32.640 --> 0:23:37.320 minded for sure, conspiracy minded and not particularly interested in 0:23:37.400 --> 0:23:40.879 hearing what you ladies have to say about that. Not 0:23:40.960 --> 0:23:44.920 a lot of queen rhetoric coming from no the hoteps. 0:23:45.200 --> 0:23:47.720 Maybe maybe the black man is God and maybe you 0:23:47.800 --> 0:23:51.919 shut the fuck up. Yeah, is sort of the energy 0:23:51.960 --> 0:23:54.119 that comes off of a hotep. I think that's all 0:23:54.160 --> 0:23:54.960 you really need to. 0:23:54.880 --> 0:23:56.920 Know to be able to play this, to feel it out. 0:23:57.000 --> 0:24:02.640 Yeah, okay, okay, so oh we need a volunteer to play. Yes, Oh, 0:24:02.680 --> 0:24:07.200 thank you, yes me go here we go. Please tell 0:24:07.240 --> 0:24:07.800 us your name? 0:24:08.720 --> 0:24:08.880 Hi? 0:24:09.480 --> 0:24:12.560 Hi, my name is a day okay, a day. 0:24:12.560 --> 0:24:13.000 A day? 0:24:13.200 --> 0:24:16.240 Okay, hell yeah, day, thank you for being here. Okay, 0:24:16.320 --> 0:24:21.320 your quote is okay, I do not support black lives matter. 0:24:21.640 --> 0:24:26.640 I'm not following one bitch, let alone three gay bitches nowhere. 0:24:29.960 --> 0:24:30.159 And now. 0:24:30.160 --> 0:24:32.479 There's a lot of trigger words in this for hotel 0:24:32.560 --> 0:24:39.919 pary very clearly. If you said you were offended by this, okay, okay, 0:24:40.000 --> 0:24:45.359 I'm listening you mad because I said La is complicated, 0:24:46.400 --> 0:24:49.040 she didn't know what was gonna happen, to be fair. 0:24:51.040 --> 0:24:56.560 Oh okay, how are we feeling hero or a hotel 0:24:57.000 --> 0:25:01.000 very clearly at very clearly a hotel for you, okay, 0:25:01.160 --> 0:25:03.320 I mean seeing a lot of nods, not every Okay, 0:25:03.400 --> 0:25:05.760 you I think it has to be a HOTEP. 0:25:06.040 --> 0:25:08.440 It hits all of the benchmarks of Hotel. 0:25:08.520 --> 0:25:10.040 Pery tell us what those are. 0:25:11.440 --> 0:25:19.240 He hates women, Yeah, uh huh women, yeah huh. And honestly, 0:25:19.359 --> 0:25:22.160 I do think it is a black person who said this. Yeah, 0:25:22.240 --> 0:25:24.080 it's just there's something self hating. 0:25:24.119 --> 0:25:26.119 It all interesting. 0:25:26.200 --> 0:25:26.600 Okay. 0:25:26.840 --> 0:25:30.600 I was gonna say it's also the typical HOTEP trope 0:25:30.640 --> 0:25:34.000 where he gets angrier after he talks about gay people. Yeah, 0:25:34.960 --> 0:25:37.199 but you know it's that it's usually on point with 0:25:37.240 --> 0:25:42.760 the rhetoric and then it's like. 0:25:40.800 --> 0:25:49.240 Exactly that they just make me so mad. Okay, you're 0:25:49.280 --> 0:25:52.240 lacking in Hotep. You feel good today about about Hotel? 0:25:53.000 --> 0:25:53.960 Is there some dissent at the. 0:25:54.840 --> 0:25:57.320 Thinks it's Umar? I think it's someone worse than you. 0:25:57.240 --> 0:25:57.800 Think it's worse. 0:25:57.880 --> 0:25:58.320 I don't. 0:25:58.520 --> 0:26:00.960 I don't feel like this feels zoomar to me. It 0:26:00.960 --> 0:26:09.800 feels like boozy whoa. Okay, Okay, I like that. No, 0:26:09.920 --> 0:26:12.000 I think that's a good answer. I think you're doing 0:26:12.320 --> 0:26:14.600 that's really I like that. The table's in on it. 0:26:14.680 --> 0:26:17.639 This is great. Just let's go lock in. What are 0:26:17.640 --> 0:26:18.080 you feeling? 0:26:19.560 --> 0:26:22.720 I feel like it's not Umar because I don't he 0:26:22.760 --> 0:26:25.080 don't call women bitch. Yeah, it's not. I don't think 0:26:25.119 --> 0:26:28.080 he would. It feels like it feels like a like 0:26:28.119 --> 0:26:30.600 a more unco like a Charleston White era. 0:26:31.480 --> 0:26:32.679 That's kind of where this feeling. 0:26:32.720 --> 0:26:45.800 The answer is Charleston White. That hairline is nasty. Yo, 0:26:46.640 --> 0:26:49.640 he's got a seats her like a white dude. Why 0:26:49.680 --> 0:26:54.440