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Speaker 1: another phenomenal live episode of Mamma Told Me, the podcast

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Speaker 1: where we dived deep into the pockets of black conspiracy

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Speaker 1: Whatever the fuck you did to him, Portland is bleeding

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Speaker 1: So Scottie Pippen most famously on the bulls, the nineties

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Speaker 1: I always thought that the people setting off the fireworks

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Speaker 3: But like, do I think No, I don't think there's

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Speaker 3: No, that's okay. Let them sit in there. Yeah, there's

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Speaker 1: When we talked. We don't give a fuck anymore. We

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Speaker 1: it's it's a new classic, Baby, we love it so much.

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Speaker 1: It's an easy game called Hero or Hotel. That's right

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Speaker 1: there we go. Did you make that graphic though? I

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Speaker 1: That's for those that are unaware. That's handsome squid word

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Speaker 3: that's like traditional, right, it's much more.

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Speaker 2: We should found that business.

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Speaker 1: That's fucking funny. It's going as good as comedy. None

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Speaker 1: I would lose my shit. I would find some cops,

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Speaker 6: guess it's me because kind of the perfect crime. Burning

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Speaker 6: down a white person's kn't take fat David, You're a genius.

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Speaker 1: Sometimes I'm upset that I'm saying things into a microphone.

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Speaker 1: to have volunteers. Michael, right, yeah, fuck yeah, Michael is

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Speaker 1: is the words of a hero or a hotep. I

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Speaker 1: Oh yes that game. Yes, it's the one I'm most

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Speaker 1: A hotep is a black person who believes that the

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Speaker 1: Maybe maybe the black man is God and maybe you

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Speaker 1: you really need to.

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Speaker 2: Know to be able to play this, to feel it out.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, okay, so oh we need a volunteer to play. Yes, Oh,

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Speaker 1: thank you, yes me go here we go. Please tell

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Speaker 7: Hi?

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Speaker 1: Hi, my name is a day okay, a day.

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Speaker 2: A day?

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Speaker 1: Okay, hell yeah, day, thank you for being here. Okay,

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Speaker 1: your quote is okay, I do not support black lives matter.

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Speaker 1: I'm not following one bitch, let alone three gay bitches nowhere.

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Speaker 1: There's a lot of trigger words in this for hotel

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Speaker 1: pary very clearly. If you said you were offended by this, okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm listening you mad because I said La is complicated,

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Speaker 1: she didn't know what was gonna happen, to be fair.

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, how are we feeling hero or a hotel

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Speaker 1: very clearly at very clearly a hotel for you, okay,

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Speaker 1: I mean seeing a lot of nods, not every Okay,

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Speaker 7: It hits all of the benchmarks of Hotel.

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Speaker 1: Pery tell us what those are.

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Speaker 7: He hates women, Yeah, uh huh women, yeah huh. And honestly,

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Speaker 7: I do think it is a black person who said this. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: It all interesting.

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Speaker 1: Exactly that they just make me so mad. Okay, you're

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Speaker 1: Think it's worse.

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Speaker 1: I don't feel like this feels zoomar to me. It

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Speaker 1: This is great. Just let's go lock in. What are

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Speaker 3: I feel like it's not Umar because I don't he

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Speaker 2: That's kind of where this feeling.

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Speaker 1: The answer is Charleston White. That hairline is nasty. Yo,

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Speaker 1: he's got a seats her like a white dude. Why

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Speaker 1: does he look like he's in a boy band? He said,

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Speaker 1: give me that pangae.

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Speaker 7: That eight is crazy Lane's hairlines.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Lane, rip Tory Lanes. We miss you, big dog,

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Speaker 1: gone but not forgotten toy. Okay, thank you.

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Speaker 2: Yeah that was great.

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Speaker 1: What a very way to kick it off.

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Speaker 2: I don't love that.

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Speaker 1: I'm starting to feel out Charleston White quotes. Oh that

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Speaker 1: seems like you could smell Charleston White. I knew it was.

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Speaker 2: I knew it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, damn, that's bad. It's not a good side of

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Speaker 1: the internet to be on.

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Speaker 2: Fuck.

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Speaker 1: Okay, we need another volunteer. We need somebody else. Now

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Speaker 1: you know how to play the game. Well, there's one

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Speaker 1: in the back, all the way back there. That's great.

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Speaker 1: It's gonna take a while. So what y'all want to

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm going for everybody.

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Speaker 1: Maybe we could make fun of your families. No you, Oh, okay,

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Speaker 1: you have a microphone. Hey, what's your name? My name

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Speaker 1: is Davida.

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Speaker 8: I'm representing one of the few black people here today.

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Speaker 1: Fuck yeah, I knew it when you said da Vida. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but I'm glad that you were like, nah, this in

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Speaker 1: you might have started as Erica and then became Davida

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Speaker 1: and there's nobody to be like, hey stop, I do that. Okay, Davida,

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Speaker 1: here we go. Your quote is referencing nine to eleven.

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Speaker 1: Who gives a fuck about New York? When elephants are

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00:28:48,200 --> 00:28:51,360
Speaker 1: being killed, they are ignoring animals that are more important.

434
00:28:51,680 --> 00:28:54,920
Speaker 1: Animals need saving, and that's more important. This New York

435
00:28:54,960 --> 00:28:58,800
Speaker 1: thing is being blown all out of portance. This has

436
00:28:58,840 --> 00:29:04,600
Speaker 1: to be a white lady, so a white woman, which

437
00:29:04,680 --> 00:29:07,400
Speaker 1: is complicated because of what you put the game into.

438
00:29:09,760 --> 00:29:11,160
Speaker 1: It's a real binary game.

439
00:29:11,200 --> 00:29:15,440
Speaker 2: But yeah, well, Davido, what do you think? What do

440
00:29:15,480 --> 00:29:15,880
Speaker 2: you feel?

441
00:29:15,960 --> 00:29:18,040
Speaker 8: Okay, first off, being set up with a nine to

442
00:29:18,080 --> 00:29:20,000
Speaker 8: eleven reference, why do you have to do me like that?

443
00:29:20,480 --> 00:29:24,200
Speaker 1: But I honestly don't remember the order of these things.

444
00:29:24,320 --> 00:29:25,680
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry.

445
00:29:26,720 --> 00:29:29,080
Speaker 8: I feel like I want to say it's Hero because

446
00:29:29,920 --> 00:29:32,680
Speaker 8: you know, the heroes are going to be more celebrities,

447
00:29:32,760 --> 00:29:35,000
Speaker 8: and I feel like celebrities care about animals a lot,

448
00:29:35,200 --> 00:29:38,000
Speaker 8: So I feel like I'm gonna go with Hero very smart.

449
00:29:38,400 --> 00:29:41,080
Speaker 1: It's almost as if they've lost something inside of themselves

450
00:29:44,160 --> 00:29:46,800
Speaker 1: only seem to relate to animals at this point because

451
00:29:47,320 --> 00:29:48,600
Speaker 1: you've spun so far.

452
00:29:48,440 --> 00:29:50,200
Speaker 2: Out from who you were to begin with.

453
00:29:50,840 --> 00:29:55,040
Speaker 1: It's almost like the human experience is so foreign. It's

454
00:29:55,080 --> 00:29:58,000
Speaker 1: easier to care about an elephant you've never met.

455
00:30:00,080 --> 00:30:02,200
Speaker 2: Next to Quincy Jones, what are you gonna talk about?

456
00:30:05,840 --> 00:30:11,120
Speaker 1: So you're saying Hero, Yes, okay, gonna need you to

457
00:30:11,160 --> 00:30:12,880
Speaker 1: say those words out loud, big dog.

458
00:30:14,080 --> 00:30:15,160
Speaker 2: It's just tough it.

459
00:30:16,240 --> 00:30:18,160
Speaker 1: I Like I said, I hate the binary because I

460
00:30:18,200 --> 00:30:23,400
Speaker 1: also have to say Hero because I've never heard hoteps

461
00:30:23,440 --> 00:30:27,400
Speaker 1: talk about animals in this way. No, it's always like

462
00:30:27,480 --> 00:30:32,080
Speaker 1: comparing groups to animals, sweep, you know what I mean.

463
00:30:32,360 --> 00:30:36,040
Speaker 1: If they're beasts, that's like for they're less, Like who's

464
00:30:36,080 --> 00:30:37,320
Speaker 1: killing all these elephans?

465
00:30:38,800 --> 00:30:41,680
Speaker 2: Yeah? So I guess I have to say hero as well.

466
00:30:42,080 --> 00:30:45,120
Speaker 1: Hero audience, how we feel you guys feeling hero?

467
00:30:45,560 --> 00:30:45,760
Speaker 2: Hero?

468
00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:54,520
Speaker 1: Okay, the answer is Lee Ryan. I don't know some

469
00:30:54,600 --> 00:31:02,880
Speaker 1: white guy I thought he was important to YO. Sometimes

470
00:31:02,880 --> 00:31:06,680
Speaker 1: I just fine weird dudes on the internet. Who is

471
00:31:06,800 --> 00:31:09,680
Speaker 1: I don't know who he's like some like British dude.

472
00:31:11,280 --> 00:31:13,520
Speaker 1: He was like an important dude over there for a

473
00:31:13,520 --> 00:31:18,120
Speaker 1: little while. Y'all don't know nobody know him. All right, Well,

474
00:31:18,120 --> 00:31:21,840
Speaker 1: fuck you right to me? Yeah, all right, shit, you

475
00:31:21,880 --> 00:31:27,440
Speaker 1: don't care about nine to eleven? Fuck that guy. I'm concerned.

476
00:31:31,240 --> 00:31:33,560
Speaker 1: I feel like he was in like one direction or something.

477
00:31:35,080 --> 00:31:39,240
Speaker 2: That direction is south. He's not doing so good.

478
00:31:39,880 --> 00:31:43,760
Speaker 1: All right, Well that sucked. That's not your fault. Vida,

479
00:31:43,840 --> 00:31:46,840
Speaker 1: you did great. No, you just you were a strong showing.

480
00:31:51,200 --> 00:31:54,920
Speaker 1: Do you have another volunteers? Somebody else wanna right there?

481
00:31:55,040 --> 00:31:57,240
Speaker 1: And especially for white people, this is a safe game

482
00:31:57,280 --> 00:32:01,560
Speaker 1: to play. The next one you can can't play it all.

483
00:32:03,760 --> 00:32:06,480
Speaker 1: You can play this. This is fine. Maybe we should

484
00:32:06,640 --> 00:32:11,040
Speaker 1: we should have said that white people, you're cool. Next game.

485
00:32:11,240 --> 00:32:11,520
Speaker 2: Chill.

486
00:32:11,800 --> 00:32:15,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, we might have to talk to Da Vido a

487
00:32:15,600 --> 00:32:25,440
Speaker 1: few times tonight. Connie, thank you for being here.

488
00:32:26,080 --> 00:32:30,520
Speaker 3: Your quote being born was the most influential thing that's

489
00:32:30,520 --> 00:32:36,480
Speaker 3: ever happened to me for myself, I'm.

490
00:32:36,280 --> 00:32:43,160
Speaker 9: Gonna say heroeself. Oh, I think that a lot of

491
00:32:43,200 --> 00:32:47,280
Speaker 9: like hotep ideals come from like actually really low self esteem.

492
00:32:47,480 --> 00:32:48,520
Speaker 1: Why I like that.

493
00:32:48,840 --> 00:32:49,560
Speaker 2: I like that.

494
00:32:49,680 --> 00:32:53,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're saying you're saying that just the faith in

495
00:32:53,480 --> 00:32:58,160
Speaker 1: self is inspirational enough and true enough in this person's

496
00:32:58,200 --> 00:32:59,880
Speaker 1: statement that you believe it to be a hero.

497
00:33:00,120 --> 00:33:02,320
Speaker 9: Yeah. Someone who puts that much importance on the day

498
00:33:02,320 --> 00:33:05,000
Speaker 9: they were born, I think they also have respect for

499
00:33:05,040 --> 00:33:06,560
Speaker 9: their mother for themselves.

500
00:33:06,560 --> 00:33:13,520
Speaker 1: Oh oh wow, they're feeling it. Okay. See I feel opposite.

501
00:33:13,560 --> 00:33:15,920
Speaker 3: I feel like people who care too much about their

502
00:33:15,920 --> 00:33:20,200
Speaker 3: birthday are like, shoot the fuck up, my many things

503
00:33:20,240 --> 00:33:20,640
Speaker 3: a week?

504
00:33:20,800 --> 00:33:24,320
Speaker 1: Shut up. I don't give a fuck man.

505
00:33:25,240 --> 00:33:29,480
Speaker 3: But that being said, I do this isn't This doesn't

506
00:33:29,520 --> 00:33:32,720
Speaker 3: seem like a HOTEP because hoteps, for as much bullshit

507
00:33:32,720 --> 00:33:36,080
Speaker 3: as that are on, are often talking about unity and

508
00:33:36,160 --> 00:33:38,760
Speaker 3: like less about like individualism like that.

509
00:33:38,960 --> 00:33:40,800
Speaker 1: Okay, So that so.

510
00:33:40,720 --> 00:33:44,040
Speaker 3: I think I think I gotta go hero So it

511
00:33:44,120 --> 00:33:47,680
Speaker 3: sounds like two heroes, two heroes, no hoteps, the audience.

512
00:33:47,720 --> 00:33:51,640
Speaker 1: What are we feeling here? Are a hotel? Mostly hero

513
00:33:51,840 --> 00:33:56,080
Speaker 1: I hear one Hotep in the corner. Okay, you think

514
00:33:56,080 --> 00:34:03,840
Speaker 1: it's Kanye, I'm hearing a lot of which then makes

515
00:34:03,920 --> 00:34:06,000
Speaker 1: y'all saying hero real confusing.

516
00:34:07,240 --> 00:34:09,200
Speaker 2: No, you know what this game is though.

517
00:34:09,360 --> 00:34:12,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, but Kanye is kind of hotel at this point.

518
00:34:13,920 --> 00:34:14,719
Speaker 1: When did he say it?

519
00:34:26,080 --> 00:34:26,760
Speaker 2: That's true.

520
00:34:27,680 --> 00:34:33,239
Speaker 1: I don't know if you checked on him recently, but

521
00:34:33,360 --> 00:34:40,240
Speaker 1: he don't see them kids too often. He's thinking other choices.

522
00:34:42,480 --> 00:34:44,680
Speaker 1: He's got a new dentist, if you know what I mean.

523
00:34:46,360 --> 00:34:48,399
Speaker 1: I get what you're saying, but I'm just saying that

524
00:34:48,440 --> 00:34:52,239
Speaker 1: at this point in his journey, Kanye's whole position, even

525
00:34:52,239 --> 00:34:55,120
Speaker 1: in the loving of Hitler, was rooted in him being like,

526
00:34:55,640 --> 00:35:00,120
Speaker 1: they stole everything from us, the original Jews, black.

527
00:35:00,200 --> 00:35:01,960
Speaker 2: Right, which is a Hotep point.

528
00:35:02,040 --> 00:35:05,239
Speaker 1: That's a Whotep ideology if ever there was one. Like

529
00:35:05,360 --> 00:35:08,120
Speaker 1: He's he's pretty deep in the ship and he also

530
00:35:08,160 --> 00:35:10,080
Speaker 1: loves white women and that's hard.

531
00:35:10,440 --> 00:35:10,480
Speaker 2: No.

532
00:35:10,680 --> 00:35:13,960
Speaker 1: I I bet he struggles with that every day he

533
00:35:14,040 --> 00:35:22,080
Speaker 1: wakes up and puts on his robot teeth and he

534
00:35:23,239 --> 00:35:25,839
Speaker 1: I think, I think more to the point, Kanye is

535
00:35:25,880 --> 00:35:28,880
Speaker 1: far more mentally ill than he is anything.

536
00:35:28,480 --> 00:35:31,520
Speaker 3: Definitely, which is not which has come up in this

537
00:35:31,560 --> 00:35:33,080
Speaker 3: game a lot Actually.

538
00:35:32,840 --> 00:35:36,400
Speaker 1: I think, unfortunately, we should not even be judging him

539
00:35:36,480 --> 00:35:38,680
Speaker 1: off of any of his choices. We should be helping

540
00:35:38,760 --> 00:35:45,120
Speaker 1: him seek true treatment, and we won't do that. So yeah,

541
00:35:45,800 --> 00:35:50,480
Speaker 1: uh that somebody said, I don't know, I don't know.

542
00:35:52,360 --> 00:35:58,920
Speaker 1: He's fine. He looks all right to me. He's not hurting.

543
00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:02,600
Speaker 1: In my book, he did it to himself, is what

544
00:36:02,719 --> 00:36:06,960
Speaker 1: I say. The unfortunately, you're wrong about it. It's being

545
00:36:07,040 --> 00:36:09,480
Speaker 1: Kanye West. It's not Kanye West. It's even funnier. It's

546
00:36:09,600 --> 00:36:25,280
Speaker 1: Jaden Smith. Ain't that fun? This is why we played

547
00:36:25,280 --> 00:36:37,759
Speaker 1: this game. This is why it's important for him. That

548
00:36:37,920 --> 00:36:41,200
Speaker 1: is true. I believe him like he feels that way

549
00:36:41,239 --> 00:36:41,640
Speaker 1: for sure.

550
00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:44,600
Speaker 2: Yeah. I think it was the best thing that happened

551
00:36:44,600 --> 00:36:45,040
Speaker 2: to him too.

552
00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:52,520
Speaker 1: Fuck man crazy. Okay, another volunteer. Somebody else raised their end.

553
00:36:52,840 --> 00:36:57,080
Speaker 1: Oh hell yeah, right in this corner. Yeah, here we go. Sorry, Mike.

554
00:37:01,920 --> 00:37:05,040
Speaker 1: Oh it's he got that grill in a rush.

555
00:37:05,160 --> 00:37:08,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a little sturdy.

556
00:37:09,360 --> 00:37:17,279
Speaker 1: It's a little bigger than his teeth. Yeah, either got

557
00:37:17,320 --> 00:37:18,880
Speaker 1: it in a rush or he said, hey, give me

558
00:37:18,920 --> 00:37:19,759
Speaker 1: some chompers.

559
00:37:19,960 --> 00:37:23,720
Speaker 10: Yeah, I'm trying to bite this shit out of somebody

560
00:37:24,800 --> 00:37:25,759
Speaker 10: with diamonds.

561
00:37:28,840 --> 00:37:32,520
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have a big steak tonight, and I don't

562
00:37:32,560 --> 00:37:41,520
Speaker 1: want to cheot too many times. What's your name, man, Kelby? Kelby?

563
00:37:41,800 --> 00:37:42,000
Speaker 2: Yeah?

564
00:37:42,120 --> 00:37:45,800
Speaker 1: Fuck yeah Kelby. Okay, here we go. Here's your quote

565
00:37:46,680 --> 00:37:49,880
Speaker 1: if white Americans, if white Americans were to leave the

566
00:37:49,880 --> 00:37:53,040
Speaker 1: country tomorrow, in ten years of America would be a ghetto.

567
00:37:53,320 --> 00:37:54,799
Speaker 1: You can see the truth of this when you look

568
00:37:54,840 --> 00:37:57,040
Speaker 1: at many of our major cities that are run by

569
00:37:57,120 --> 00:38:01,320
Speaker 1: black mayors, black dominated city council and black police chiefs.

570
00:38:01,520 --> 00:38:05,080
Speaker 1: These cities are usual usually horrible places to live. Yet

571
00:38:05,120 --> 00:38:08,480
Speaker 1: blacks who lived in black world cities can't see the truth.

572
00:38:08,719 --> 00:38:12,240
Speaker 1: Their own immortality or their own immorality is the cause

573
00:38:12,280 --> 00:38:18,279
Speaker 1: of black poverty, crime, and family destruction. Clearly a hero, right,

574
00:38:20,719 --> 00:38:30,600
Speaker 1: This guy's got some points. I like that you guys

575
00:38:30,640 --> 00:38:36,880
Speaker 1: are reacting like that's not right. Hey, wait a minute,

576
00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:44,279
Speaker 1: whose side are you on? I'm starting to think those

577
00:38:44,320 --> 00:38:55,920
Speaker 1: aren't nice words, Kelby. What I have to volunteer for

578
00:38:55,960 --> 00:39:06,040
Speaker 1: this one? Oh God damn it. Yeah, say whatever you

579
00:39:06,160 --> 00:39:09,799
Speaker 1: need to say, Kelby to make this okay? All right?

580
00:39:11,800 --> 00:39:14,040
Speaker 1: I grew up in north Portland in the late nineties.

581
00:39:14,200 --> 00:39:24,919
Speaker 1: I don't know what that means. That means David he's

582
00:39:24,960 --> 00:39:29,120
Speaker 1: from a different time. Let him say it.

583
00:39:31,040 --> 00:39:32,640
Speaker 2: I know he was a north Side.

584
00:39:36,440 --> 00:39:40,600
Speaker 1: I was one of very few white people. Oh so

585
00:39:40,840 --> 00:39:45,200
Speaker 1: I heard both heroes had hoteps, say almost the exactly. Yeah,

586
00:39:45,400 --> 00:39:48,160
Speaker 1: that's the same thing. That's what's fascinating about this quote.

587
00:39:48,280 --> 00:39:51,880
Speaker 1: Is it steeped in enough hatred. But it could be

588
00:39:51,960 --> 00:39:57,160
Speaker 1: a hotel good, that's what hurts. Yeah, let's say hotel.

589
00:39:57,000 --> 00:40:00,520
Speaker 3: A hotel I'm getting. Can I just step up? I'm

590
00:40:00,560 --> 00:40:03,920
Speaker 3: getting almost like a like a lord jamar.

591
00:40:04,360 --> 00:40:07,319
Speaker 1: Yeah you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

592
00:40:07,440 --> 00:40:11,280
Speaker 1: I hear what you're saying. It's it's it's it's got

593
00:40:11,560 --> 00:40:18,319
Speaker 1: the genesi quah of of hatred. But I could fix this,

594
00:40:18,800 --> 00:40:20,920
Speaker 1: right if only they would, right.

595
00:40:21,200 --> 00:40:23,120
Speaker 3: Like the next thing is like that's why we need

596
00:40:23,120 --> 00:40:25,240
Speaker 3: to start our own currency or whatever.

597
00:40:26,160 --> 00:40:28,319
Speaker 1: Like there's like another turn after this.

598
00:40:29,760 --> 00:40:30,000
Speaker 2: Yeah.

599
00:40:30,080 --> 00:40:32,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's how I feel, which is kind of makes

600
00:40:33,280 --> 00:40:34,279
Speaker 3: me feel like.

601
00:40:34,320 --> 00:40:36,440
Speaker 2: It might be hotep. You're going hot I think I'm

602
00:40:36,480 --> 00:40:37,000
Speaker 2: going hotep.

603
00:40:37,120 --> 00:40:40,360
Speaker 11: Kelvy key, we're missing the one sentence to plug crypto

604
00:40:40,400 --> 00:40:45,120
Speaker 11: that would make it hotep. Yeah, yeah, that's fair. Unfortunately

605
00:40:45,200 --> 00:40:48,120
Speaker 11: it's not there. It's not there, So what are you

606
00:40:48,160 --> 00:40:52,280
Speaker 11: gonna do? Key, I'm gonna say hotep. Okay, my teeth

607
00:40:52,280 --> 00:40:52,680
Speaker 11: and say it.

608
00:40:53,480 --> 00:41:02,600
Speaker 1: Saying hero into that microphone would have been fucked. It's

609
00:41:02,640 --> 00:41:11,080
Speaker 1: either a hotep or my dad and let me see. Okay,

610
00:41:11,200 --> 00:41:16,640
Speaker 1: the answer is I'm hearing hotep from both of you, audience. Hotep.

611
00:41:17,160 --> 00:41:24,880
Speaker 1: The answer is jesse Peterson. So not a Hotep, not

612
00:41:24,960 --> 00:41:28,160
Speaker 1: a hero. Not a hero. You gotta put that hat

613
00:41:28,200 --> 00:41:32,200
Speaker 1: back on, man, I would say, I would say one

614
00:41:32,239 --> 00:41:36,080
Speaker 1: of the worst men. Yeah, he's up there like that,

615
00:41:36,480 --> 00:41:39,440
Speaker 1: just that the Internet and life is sort of produced.

616
00:41:39,600 --> 00:41:42,239
Speaker 1: I would say, Jesse Lee Peterson's pretty high up there.

617
00:41:42,360 --> 00:41:44,879
Speaker 3: He looks like such a villain without that cowboy hat.

618
00:41:45,160 --> 00:41:48,000
Speaker 3: Oh he don't wear a cowboy hat. Oh, I'm thinking

619
00:41:48,040 --> 00:41:51,440
Speaker 3: a sheriff. Yeah, who also has clarks.

620
00:41:51,520 --> 00:41:53,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, they have the same shitty go tee. Yeah, no

621
00:41:53,520 --> 00:41:55,520
Speaker 1: hair in it or too much hair as Jesse Lee

622
00:41:55,520 --> 00:41:56,959
Speaker 1: Peterson goes.

623
00:41:58,120 --> 00:41:58,279
Speaker 6: Uh.

624
00:41:58,320 --> 00:42:01,919
Speaker 1: He has like interview shows where he just basically says quotes.

625
00:42:01,640 --> 00:42:04,160
Speaker 3: Like, oh, like, yeah, I haven't seen that guy. Yeah,

626
00:42:04,360 --> 00:42:09,440
Speaker 3: so hotel, no hero, super like Trump? So what's the

627
00:42:09,440 --> 00:42:10,880
Speaker 3: answer to the question, Like sin.

628
00:42:12,840 --> 00:42:18,520
Speaker 1: That's not how I play the game. I know the

629
00:42:19,960 --> 00:42:25,000
Speaker 1: Alex Trebek don't gotta say it out loud, even though

630
00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:28,880
Speaker 1: he does sometimes. But that's his choice. That's his choice.

631
00:42:29,800 --> 00:42:32,680
Speaker 1: He said Trump. I think that kind of lands on Hotep,

632
00:42:32,760 --> 00:42:36,760
Speaker 1: doesn't it. No, he's he's Trump, like original recipe Trump.

633
00:42:37,160 --> 00:42:40,200
Speaker 1: Oh shit, he's not like recent Oh we've come to

634
00:42:40,239 --> 00:42:42,640
Speaker 1: see black people not a mono lith We can be

635
00:42:43,239 --> 00:42:45,400
Speaker 1: whatever we want to be as soon as the federal

636
00:42:45,480 --> 00:42:49,960
Speaker 1: law has changed. He's he's one like Nah I was.

637
00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:51,759
Speaker 1: I was with this ship from the beginning because he

638
00:42:51,760 --> 00:42:58,520
Speaker 1: didn't like niggas. Ow. Yeah, how it sucks. It sucks

639
00:42:58,560 --> 00:43:00,000
Speaker 1: bad man, But thank you for playing the game.

640
00:43:00,080 --> 00:43:00,959
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a good job.

641
00:43:03,480 --> 00:43:06,560
Speaker 1: Fucking cool. I think there's one more.

642
00:43:06,880 --> 00:43:07,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's gotta be one more.

643
00:43:08,120 --> 00:43:13,720
Speaker 1: Okay, we need one more volunteer from the audience. No, yeah,

644
00:43:13,719 --> 00:43:17,080
Speaker 1: oh that you are. Look you said, no one in

645
00:43:17,200 --> 00:43:23,040
Speaker 1: any of your man turned on you immediately. What's your name?

646
00:43:23,360 --> 00:43:24,200
Speaker 2: Joe? Joe?

647
00:43:24,280 --> 00:43:29,520
Speaker 1: Fuck you? All right, Joe. I'm excited to see what's

648
00:43:29,560 --> 00:43:35,200
Speaker 1: gonna happen. Yeah, man, I'm scared, but he'll be fine. Joe. Okay,

649
00:43:35,200 --> 00:43:46,879
Speaker 1: here we go. Oh there's two more. My god, I'm

650
00:43:46,960 --> 00:43:56,480
Speaker 1: Japanese and I didn't know it, but you think Joe.

651
00:43:58,520 --> 00:44:06,520
Speaker 12: I mean, uh, it doesn't seem like hateful enough to

652
00:44:06,560 --> 00:44:10,919
Speaker 12: be at Okay, Okay, you're saying, hero, there's no hate

653
00:44:10,920 --> 00:44:11,279
Speaker 12: in this.

654
00:44:11,280 --> 00:44:15,640
Speaker 1: This is a celebration of Japanese, of newly discussion. He's

655
00:44:15,680 --> 00:44:24,800
Speaker 1: not angry about it. Wow, that's right. It was Wow. Damn.

656
00:44:30,280 --> 00:44:33,560
Speaker 1: You should know. You should know that. The reason she

657
00:44:33,640 --> 00:44:37,000
Speaker 1: said this is because her father was a businessman, and

658
00:44:37,040 --> 00:44:41,000
Speaker 1: her father would regularly travel to Japan and spend a

659
00:44:41,000 --> 00:44:44,200
Speaker 1: bunch of time in Japan, and she then did not

660
00:44:44,280 --> 00:44:47,200
Speaker 1: go to Japan. She didn't, she never went to Japan,

661
00:44:47,440 --> 00:44:52,080
Speaker 1: but felt a connectedness to Japan via her father's business work.

662
00:44:52,719 --> 00:44:55,719
Speaker 1: He would like, bring nick knacks back and then she

663
00:44:56,200 --> 00:44:59,680
Speaker 1: felt like, oh shit, I have a connectedness. So he

664
00:44:59,719 --> 00:45:05,839
Speaker 1: brought a Tokyo shot glass. Here's where this is where

665
00:45:05,880 --> 00:45:09,040
Speaker 1: it gets even crazier. She does not go to Japan

666
00:45:09,640 --> 00:45:13,800
Speaker 1: until like a month before she wrote, uh the fucking

667
00:45:14,040 --> 00:45:20,400
Speaker 1: uh yeah, the Parajuku girls ship. She goes there, she

668
00:45:20,640 --> 00:45:26,759
Speaker 1: hangs out with them and says this quote out loud, two,

669
00:45:27,920 --> 00:45:32,400
Speaker 1: being like, holy shit, I like this so much. I'm Japanese,

670
00:45:34,160 --> 00:45:41,160
Speaker 1: she said, I think I'm turning Japanese. B A N

671
00:45:41,200 --> 00:45:49,160
Speaker 1: A N A S so congratulations. A good job, Joe,

672
00:45:50,360 --> 00:45:53,840
Speaker 1: Good job Joe. I think that was one more. I

673
00:45:53,840 --> 00:45:57,279
Speaker 1: think I did them long. Okay, whatever, Okay, here we go.

674
00:45:57,360 --> 00:46:00,759
Speaker 1: Last one. We need one more volunteer. They can be

675
00:46:00,800 --> 00:46:03,560
Speaker 1: fun like Joe had it. Yeah, it could be a one.

676
00:46:04,600 --> 00:46:05,480
Speaker 1: They're not always.

677
00:46:06,600 --> 00:46:07,640
Speaker 13: I feel like it's a setup.

678
00:46:07,800 --> 00:46:16,279
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, no, it should be. Okay, here we go. Well.

679
00:46:16,320 --> 00:46:19,680
Speaker 3: Most viruses are created by the Food and Drug Administration,

680
00:46:20,080 --> 00:46:24,239
Speaker 3: the Rockefeller World Population Council. Nearly every virus. Some of

681
00:46:24,239 --> 00:46:28,000
Speaker 3: them are used for genocide, others are used to destabilize economies.

682
00:46:28,160 --> 00:46:31,319
Speaker 3: I believe this coronavirus virus was dropped in China by

683
00:46:31,320 --> 00:46:35,600
Speaker 3: the United States government to destabilize the Chinese economy. But

684
00:46:36,160 --> 00:46:38,680
Speaker 3: because the Chinese people operate on the.

685
00:46:38,840 --> 00:46:42,440
Speaker 1: Art of war psychology, they will never go public and

686
00:46:42,520 --> 00:46:45,720
Speaker 1: say America threw this over here. I think black people

687
00:46:45,800 --> 00:46:49,960
Speaker 1: need to protect be protected period because everything coming at us,

688
00:46:50,200 --> 00:46:52,640
Speaker 1: like the Chinese may have, UH may have to deal

689
00:46:52,680 --> 00:46:55,640
Speaker 1: with the coronavirus. We gotta deal with the corona virus

690
00:46:55,960 --> 00:47:01,120
Speaker 1: we got, we got, we got Shaniko virus they called zeca,

691
00:47:01,320 --> 00:47:04,280
Speaker 1: we got AIDS virus. We got viruses all day long.

692
00:47:05,880 --> 00:47:09,799
Speaker 1: I think it's I think this has to be hotep. Yeah,

693
00:47:09,920 --> 00:47:12,040
Speaker 1: we'll go with hotep. Yeah, you're going to a hotel. Yeah,

694
00:47:12,200 --> 00:47:13,960
Speaker 1: no heroes amongst you.

695
00:47:14,160 --> 00:47:16,000
Speaker 2: No heroes in this village.

696
00:47:16,600 --> 00:47:23,480
Speaker 1: Anybody any any deniers of the coronavirus here this evening

697
00:47:25,400 --> 00:47:29,239
Speaker 1: black RFK kind of it's doctor Umar Johnson.

698
00:47:32,560 --> 00:47:33,040
Speaker 2: All right.

699
00:47:34,400 --> 00:47:37,239
Speaker 1: I would more say RFK is the white hymn, but

700
00:47:39,680 --> 00:47:44,359
Speaker 1: I recognize we come from different worlds. It's lenses, not

701
00:47:44,480 --> 00:47:45,640
Speaker 1: necessarily facts.

702
00:47:46,000 --> 00:47:51,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, you fuck with him, That's not what I said.

703
00:47:53,480 --> 00:47:55,960
Speaker 3: I said I went down a rabbit hole the other day.

704
00:47:56,120 --> 00:47:58,840
Speaker 3: And he's got some points, because they all do before

705
00:47:58,880 --> 00:48:00,879
Speaker 3: it starts doing rap. Can I say?

706
00:48:00,920 --> 00:48:03,480
Speaker 1: You know why I do funk with him is because

707
00:48:03,760 --> 00:48:11,319
Speaker 1: he never takes the route of disparaging women, which in

708
00:48:11,360 --> 00:48:14,600
Speaker 1: that space is almost unheard of. His main thing is

709
00:48:14,600 --> 00:48:17,839
Speaker 1: is female empowerment in some kind of way, and in

710
00:48:17,880 --> 00:48:20,680
Speaker 1: that way, I don't think he means it, and I

711
00:48:20,680 --> 00:48:23,600
Speaker 1: don't think he's good at it, but I do think

712
00:48:23,640 --> 00:48:26,319
Speaker 1: he's at least not taking the low road in his ship,

713
00:48:26,440 --> 00:48:27,239
Speaker 1: which is like a.

714
00:48:27,120 --> 00:48:28,080
Speaker 2: Pretty good guard of me.

715
00:48:30,560 --> 00:48:32,880
Speaker 1: He don't never call women bitches. You don't never like

716
00:48:33,200 --> 00:48:35,160
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. He's just like, Nah, women

717
00:48:35,239 --> 00:48:39,680
Speaker 1: are queens. They should act right, But they're queens. And

718
00:48:39,760 --> 00:48:44,560
Speaker 1: that's kind of as far as hoteps are concerned. Pretty true. Yeah,

719
00:48:44,680 --> 00:48:46,160
Speaker 1: all right, Well that's the end of that game.

720
00:49:00,440 --> 00:49:03,120
Speaker 2: We have another game. This next one's gonna be great.

721
00:49:03,040 --> 00:49:06,600
Speaker 1: And it's gonna be black only. Yeah, and you'll see

722
00:49:06,600 --> 00:49:13,480
Speaker 1: why almost immediately. This next game is called the Uncooning. Man,

723
00:49:13,880 --> 00:49:16,440
Speaker 1: I've said it so many times as to her, you

724
00:49:16,520 --> 00:49:20,880
Speaker 1: were going crazy with the raccoon photos. I don't know

725
00:49:20,880 --> 00:49:24,520
Speaker 1: where you going to get these, And buddy, that's gonna

726
00:49:24,560 --> 00:49:26,840
Speaker 1: be my secret. I ain't know there are tongues for

727
00:49:26,960 --> 00:49:31,280
Speaker 1: that long. If you want some water and a jug,

728
00:49:31,360 --> 00:49:42,560
Speaker 1: you call a raccoon whiskers, get over here. Okay. The

729
00:49:42,560 --> 00:49:44,440
Speaker 1: way this game works, this is a really fun game

730
00:49:44,480 --> 00:49:46,880
Speaker 1: where we are going to ask you will rather present

731
00:49:46,960 --> 00:49:51,680
Speaker 1: to you a famous coon, a person, a famous sellout

732
00:49:52,120 --> 00:49:55,879
Speaker 1: in the black community, and you, specifically the black people

733
00:49:55,880 --> 00:49:58,359
Speaker 1: in the audience. You are meant to give us an

734
00:49:58,400 --> 00:50:02,040
Speaker 1: answer on how they can be uncoon. Right, how do

735
00:50:02,160 --> 00:50:04,920
Speaker 1: we have an answer as well? Yes, that's that should

736
00:50:04,960 --> 00:50:07,480
Speaker 1: be made clear from the beginning. We there is a

737
00:50:07,600 --> 00:50:12,120
Speaker 1: correct answer to each of these questions. It's open ended.

738
00:50:12,200 --> 00:50:14,440
Speaker 1: You answer however you wish, but just know there is

739
00:50:14,480 --> 00:50:16,960
Speaker 1: a correct answer and it's on you to land the

740
00:50:17,000 --> 00:50:20,040
Speaker 1: correct answer if you are able. Okay, do that make sense?

741
00:50:20,120 --> 00:50:20,520
Speaker 2: Everyone?

742
00:50:20,920 --> 00:50:23,640
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, we need a volunteer. We need someone

743
00:50:23,719 --> 00:50:27,320
Speaker 1: brave to step up and play the game. It's very fun,

744
00:50:28,640 --> 00:50:32,840
Speaker 1: a little nerve racking. Oh oh, that's okay, that's okay,

745
00:50:33,360 --> 00:50:39,600
Speaker 1: you sister, we're desperate. Let me say the quiet part.

746
00:50:41,239 --> 00:50:43,200
Speaker 1: We're gonna need every one of you to step up.

747
00:50:46,200 --> 00:50:48,520
Speaker 1: This is gonna be a test of the black community

748
00:50:49,800 --> 00:50:55,280
Speaker 1: and what that really means to us. Yeah, shp, okay please.

749
00:50:55,400 --> 00:50:59,360
Speaker 1: Oh I gotta tell you you're Coon Hoodi from Hoody

750
00:50:59,400 --> 00:51:04,759
Speaker 1: in the blow And yes we know his name isn't

751
00:51:04,800 --> 00:51:08,719
Speaker 1: actually who he is, Darius, but he's hood he does.

752
00:51:10,080 --> 00:51:11,440
Speaker 2: Was it HOODI? Always a hoodie?

753
00:51:11,480 --> 00:51:17,720
Speaker 9: Yeah? Yeah, I think I think he needs to host

754
00:51:17,880 --> 00:51:21,000
Speaker 9: like a free event in a park that turns into

755
00:51:21,040 --> 00:51:23,680
Speaker 9: a protest, but also a lot of Megan song.

756
00:51:24,040 --> 00:51:26,840
Speaker 1: Oh okay, I like that, a little bit of a

757
00:51:27,520 --> 00:51:31,520
Speaker 1: of a Trojan Horse, yeah, or showing up with some

758
00:51:31,560 --> 00:51:35,640
Speaker 1: blowfish music turns into the Black Panthers.

759
00:51:35,840 --> 00:51:39,279
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, he had a panther in that.

760
00:51:44,480 --> 00:51:45,720
Speaker 1: Hoody. You're doing it wrong.

761
00:51:45,800 --> 00:51:45,960
Speaker 7: Man.

762
00:51:47,280 --> 00:51:49,120
Speaker 1: The horse has to be bigger than the people you

763
00:51:49,160 --> 00:51:54,640
Speaker 1: put it in. Okay, that's a good answer. I like

764
00:51:54,719 --> 00:51:57,560
Speaker 1: that answer. It's wrong, but it is a good answer.

765
00:51:57,840 --> 00:51:58,560
Speaker 2: Is a good answer.

766
00:51:58,640 --> 00:52:04,840
Speaker 3: The correct answer is retroactively retroactively at the word honky

767
00:52:04,880 --> 00:52:07,719
Speaker 3: to all Hoody and the Blowfish songs. I only want

768
00:52:07,760 --> 00:52:12,560
Speaker 3: to be with you honky. Let her cry honky, Yeah,

769
00:52:12,840 --> 00:52:13,359
Speaker 3: hold my.

770
00:52:13,400 --> 00:52:16,520
Speaker 1: Hand, Yeah you get it.

771
00:52:16,640 --> 00:52:16,879
Speaker 2: Yeah.

772
00:52:16,920 --> 00:52:22,360
Speaker 1: That was a weird calling response. Only three y'all hate yourselves.

773
00:52:24,600 --> 00:52:26,480
Speaker 1: The rest of y'all are proud white people. I like

774
00:52:26,520 --> 00:52:40,520
Speaker 1: that calling myself a honky run this city.

775
00:52:41,120 --> 00:52:43,120
Speaker 2: That was one, Okay.

776
00:52:43,200 --> 00:52:45,520
Speaker 1: The other the other answer we would have taken is

777
00:52:46,120 --> 00:52:49,600
Speaker 1: start telling people that Hoody is actually short for hoo.

778
00:52:49,600 --> 00:52:52,759
Speaker 1: These white people with me all the time, I don't

779
00:52:52,800 --> 00:52:55,040
Speaker 1: know them. I came here to make some good old

780
00:52:55,120 --> 00:53:02,839
Speaker 1: fashioned nigga music and the Blowfish what they look like? Yeah,

781
00:53:02,880 --> 00:53:04,920
Speaker 1: I don't know. My man in the back is really

782
00:53:05,120 --> 00:53:12,879
Speaker 1: anchering me. He said, what's up, fam, Yeah, I know Hoody. Yeah,

783
00:53:12,960 --> 00:53:16,480
Speaker 1: I'm here with Darius. You might know him as Hoody,

784
00:53:17,680 --> 00:53:25,719
Speaker 1: but that's the money to me. All right, thank you,

785
00:53:25,719 --> 00:53:32,680
Speaker 1: that was so great. Thank you. Do you want to

786
00:53:32,680 --> 00:53:33,319
Speaker 1: do the next one.

787
00:53:33,440 --> 00:53:35,239
Speaker 2: Yeah, one more here.

788
00:53:36,120 --> 00:53:39,920
Speaker 1: Oh okay, we're back. Hell yeah, we'll work our way backwards.

789
00:53:41,520 --> 00:53:46,560
Speaker 1: We'll keep circling around. Yeah, okay, yes please, Oh I

790
00:53:46,560 --> 00:53:48,720
Speaker 1: gotta tell you. Yeah, I'm drugs.

791
00:53:49,520 --> 00:53:50,439
Speaker 7: It's fine, me.

792
00:53:50,360 --> 00:54:00,359
Speaker 1: Too, all right, Fuck you're coomb? What's it? I feel

793
00:54:00,360 --> 00:54:02,239
Speaker 1: like he was just doing I call it like I

794
00:54:02,320 --> 00:54:09,239
Speaker 1: see it. Franklin ain't got no black friends, and he

795
00:54:09,280 --> 00:54:13,040
Speaker 1: ain't brought it up once. He ain't been like Charlie.

796
00:54:13,520 --> 00:54:17,800
Speaker 1: You ever noticed that I'm different than y'all? You know

797
00:54:17,840 --> 00:54:19,080
Speaker 1: what I mean? He ain't got to make a big

798
00:54:19,120 --> 00:54:23,960
Speaker 1: stink about it, but just address it, acknowledge it. Hey, stupid.

799
00:54:24,000 --> 00:54:26,719
Speaker 1: You ever noticed he ain't talked to me the same

800
00:54:26,719 --> 00:54:29,160
Speaker 1: way they talk to you when you're dressed like Joe cool.

801
00:54:33,560 --> 00:54:36,280
Speaker 7: I'm gonna give him grace because he was a child, Okay,

802
00:54:36,360 --> 00:54:37,239
Speaker 7: probably didn't.

803
00:54:36,960 --> 00:54:37,560
Speaker 14: Know any better.

804
00:54:37,840 --> 00:54:51,959
Speaker 1: This man is eighty six years old. I mean data

805
00:54:52,000 --> 00:54:55,040
Speaker 1: black woman, data black woman. Yeah, okay, that's a pretty

806
00:54:55,040 --> 00:54:55,520
Speaker 1: good answer.

807
00:54:55,560 --> 00:54:57,760
Speaker 2: That is pretty good. Yeah it could have been mixed.

808
00:54:58,360 --> 00:54:59,959
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, that's true.

809
00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:01,400
Speaker 7: The answer would stay the same.

810
00:55:01,800 --> 00:55:06,120
Speaker 1: Day a black woman. I like that. Okay, it not correct,

811
00:55:07,719 --> 00:55:09,959
Speaker 1: and that's okay, that's all right, You tried your best

812
00:55:10,160 --> 00:55:13,200
Speaker 1: correct answer. We were looking for make Charlie Brown and

813
00:55:13,239 --> 00:55:15,960
Speaker 1: his little friends start calling him mister Franklin, like now

814
00:55:16,000 --> 00:55:17,960
Speaker 1: a black man who drives a van and starts dang

815
00:55:18,000 --> 00:55:29,800
Speaker 1: your mama. That's right, that's the only correct answer. Unfortunately,

816
00:55:30,440 --> 00:55:35,200
Speaker 1: now that we also coming over, now you know you

817
00:55:35,239 --> 00:55:44,960
Speaker 1: can't touch that plate. That's mister Franklin. We we also

818
00:55:45,040 --> 00:55:48,560
Speaker 1: would have accepted explain to Charlie Brown that Lucy's trickery

819
00:55:48,600 --> 00:55:51,920
Speaker 1: with the football is actually reflective of a greater sickness

820
00:55:51,920 --> 00:55:54,480
Speaker 1: than white women, and the only way for him to

821
00:55:54,520 --> 00:55:57,959
Speaker 1: truly find happiness is to start dating outside of his race,

822
00:55:58,080 --> 00:56:02,480
Speaker 1: which you got basically, She basically got it right. Yeah,

823
00:56:02,520 --> 00:56:04,759
Speaker 1: but he still could day white women. Charlie got to

824
00:56:04,800 --> 00:56:08,600
Speaker 1: fix it. Oh you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah,

825
00:56:08,600 --> 00:56:10,960
Speaker 1: that's how a lot of hoteps behave too. They could

826
00:56:11,000 --> 00:56:16,480
Speaker 1: day white women. But y'all got to cut that right. Damn, damn,

827
00:56:16,680 --> 00:56:18,799
Speaker 1: that whole thing was diabolical. Look at that look on

828
00:56:18,840 --> 00:56:22,120
Speaker 1: her face Lucy was Do you do y'all feel Lucy

829
00:56:22,280 --> 00:56:23,640
Speaker 1: was evil? Is that? Is that?

830
00:56:23,760 --> 00:56:23,840
Speaker 15: Just?

831
00:56:24,000 --> 00:56:24,239
Speaker 1: Yeah?

832
00:56:24,400 --> 00:56:25,440
Speaker 2: That was right?

833
00:56:25,520 --> 00:56:28,120
Speaker 1: That was the point. I wasn't sure if she because

834
00:56:28,480 --> 00:56:32,640
Speaker 1: he was like a really Christian guy. Uh, Charlie Brown,

835
00:56:33,120 --> 00:56:37,400
Speaker 1: Charles Schwartz, Schultze, Schultze. He was like, that was the

836
00:56:37,440 --> 00:56:39,840
Speaker 1: whole it was built on, like these sort of weird

837
00:56:39,960 --> 00:56:45,160
Speaker 1: Christian ideologies. So I never understood Lucy's function other than

838
00:56:45,200 --> 00:56:47,080
Speaker 1: being like just an evil gal.

839
00:56:47,640 --> 00:56:48,799
Speaker 7: She's neglected at home.

840
00:56:50,400 --> 00:56:52,760
Speaker 1: Is that it isn't her brother there too? Is Linus

841
00:56:52,800 --> 00:56:53,200
Speaker 1: her brother?

842
00:56:54,400 --> 00:56:54,840
Speaker 2: Her brother?

843
00:56:54,920 --> 00:56:58,359
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, so they're like their parents work a lot.

844
00:56:58,880 --> 00:57:01,680
Speaker 1: Oh and that's why he always has the blanket and

845
00:57:01,680 --> 00:57:10,440
Speaker 1: he's sucking sucking his thumb. Yeah, he's always no piano.

846
00:57:10,520 --> 00:57:13,920
Speaker 1: Dude is a different, good, different kid. Yeah, this is

847
00:57:14,080 --> 00:57:17,960
Speaker 1: actually what the podcast is about. I know a lot

848
00:57:17,960 --> 00:57:20,000
Speaker 1: of y'all are like, why are they doing this? Because

849
00:57:20,040 --> 00:57:21,080
Speaker 1: this is what it's meant to be.

850
00:57:21,240 --> 00:57:21,880
Speaker 2: This is what we do.

851
00:57:21,960 --> 00:57:24,120
Speaker 1: We get to the bottom of. Yeah, we really dig in.

852
00:57:24,920 --> 00:57:29,080
Speaker 1: Schroeder plays a piano, Linus has the blanket, sucks his thumb,

853
00:57:29,120 --> 00:57:31,920
Speaker 1: and believes in the Great Pumpkin Big Man. His parents

854
00:57:31,960 --> 00:57:36,680
Speaker 1: also is in a bad way. Pig Pen is six

855
00:57:36,720 --> 00:57:41,560
Speaker 1: weeks away from Juvie is you know he smokes cigarettes.

856
00:57:43,480 --> 00:57:54,800
Speaker 1: Fuck man, all right, that's going, thank you. Who's next?

857
00:57:55,080 --> 00:58:01,480
Speaker 1: Who wants to volunteer, Davida, where are you at? Oh

858
00:58:01,520 --> 00:58:05,120
Speaker 1: we got a new hand, thank god, thank you for

859
00:58:05,240 --> 00:58:08,800
Speaker 1: stepping up. My brother or sister, I can't tell from this.

860
00:58:09,480 --> 00:58:16,720
Speaker 1: It's a brother, thank god, because if I was wrong,

861
00:58:16,800 --> 00:58:18,120
Speaker 1: that was really gonna.

862
00:58:17,840 --> 00:58:21,439
Speaker 2: Bake with each other now more than ever.

863
00:58:21,680 --> 00:58:28,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, tell me, Okay, here we go, EMMANUELO. I feel

864
00:58:28,840 --> 00:58:32,760
Speaker 1: like this ain't gonna work for y'all. Do you guys

865
00:58:32,760 --> 00:58:36,680
Speaker 1: know Immanuacho? He's like the color commentator.

866
00:58:36,840 --> 00:58:37,959
Speaker 2: Yeah he does.

867
00:58:39,360 --> 00:58:41,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know too much about it. Does Fox

868
00:58:41,960 --> 00:58:46,280
Speaker 1: Sports one? Yeah?

869
00:58:46,320 --> 00:58:46,760
Speaker 2: He has.

870
00:58:47,120 --> 00:58:50,919
Speaker 1: He has a show more specifically where he sits down

871
00:58:50,920 --> 00:58:54,959
Speaker 1: with a successful white person and it's it's called Uncomfortable

872
00:58:55,040 --> 00:58:57,640
Speaker 1: Conversations with Emmanuel Acho.

873
00:58:58,040 --> 00:59:01,120
Speaker 3: He does it with that haircut with the lines, with

874
00:59:01,240 --> 00:59:03,360
Speaker 3: the lines in the side, which is always evil.

875
00:59:03,520 --> 00:59:07,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, never a good guy. All right, Well, we're gonna

876
00:59:07,440 --> 00:59:10,479
Speaker 1: leave him on an island with Umar for a week. Yeah,

877
00:59:11,960 --> 00:59:14,200
Speaker 1: we're gonna see if he still has those same views.

878
00:59:14,640 --> 00:59:17,840
Speaker 1: Like Man, I like this because it's trusted Umar as well.

879
00:59:18,480 --> 00:59:22,480
Speaker 1: He was like, Umar is not the hero that we want,

880
00:59:23,480 --> 00:59:28,880
Speaker 1: but he might be the hero that we need in this. Yeah,

881
00:59:29,000 --> 00:59:32,240
Speaker 1: the show always ends up like that.

882
00:59:32,240 --> 00:59:34,000
Speaker 2: That's what we always figure out by.

883
00:59:33,880 --> 00:59:39,480
Speaker 1: The end's got some ship. I wonder how many views

884
00:59:39,960 --> 00:59:41,160
Speaker 1: umar owes us.

885
00:59:43,320 --> 00:59:44,720
Speaker 2: Y'are clearly dozens.

886
00:59:45,000 --> 00:59:49,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, you guys should get him on the podcast. We tried.

887
00:59:49,800 --> 00:59:55,080
Speaker 1: He wants money that we don't have, because if I

888
00:59:55,120 --> 00:59:57,080
Speaker 1: had it in the budget, he would have it would

889
00:59:57,080 --> 00:59:59,200
Speaker 1: have he'd have been here for this live. We truly

890
01:00:00,440 --> 01:00:03,200
Speaker 1: I'd make him our third host if yeah, if we

891
01:00:03,200 --> 01:00:07,880
Speaker 1: could just kick him down. He we emailed doctor Umar

892
01:00:07,960 --> 01:00:09,840
Speaker 1: to say, hey, we're big fans. We would love for

893
01:00:09,840 --> 01:00:12,720
Speaker 1: you to do our podcast. This is recently to reason

894
01:00:13,760 --> 01:00:16,720
Speaker 1: this a week ago. Yeah, yeah, yeah, very recently. He

895
01:00:16,840 --> 01:00:22,760
Speaker 1: responded by saying, absolutely, It'll be five thousand dollars for

896
01:00:22,920 --> 01:00:25,760
Speaker 1: my appearance in person, three thousand if you want me

897
01:00:25,880 --> 01:00:30,400
Speaker 1: on zoom steal, he said. He said, I also require

898
01:00:30,480 --> 01:00:35,480
Speaker 1: airfare and housing. Uh when I come and there's no

899
01:00:35,520 --> 01:00:37,440
Speaker 1: way we get to fly Doctor Umar cheap it.

900
01:00:37,760 --> 01:00:39,760
Speaker 2: No, he has to be for housing.

901
01:00:39,760 --> 01:00:41,920
Speaker 1: Wouldn't it be fun if he stayed in your adu

902
01:00:42,040 --> 01:00:46,560
Speaker 1: with me and we all had like a sleepover. That's cool,

903
01:00:47,160 --> 01:00:50,280
Speaker 1: just like your wife makes it some pizza rolls. I

904
01:00:50,640 --> 01:00:53,280
Speaker 1: would just figure it out, honestly, like that too, because

905
01:00:53,320 --> 01:00:55,360
Speaker 1: then he doesn't get to come in my house and

906
01:00:55,520 --> 01:00:56,440
Speaker 1: meet my children.

907
01:00:56,680 --> 01:00:58,480
Speaker 2: No, yeah, you can't.

908
01:00:58,720 --> 01:00:59,960
Speaker 1: You know what I mean. It's just straight to the

909
01:01:00,160 --> 01:01:01,360
Speaker 1: adu your father.

910
01:01:01,440 --> 01:01:02,240
Speaker 2: First, we put on.

911
01:01:02,240 --> 01:01:07,840
Speaker 1: Matching pajamas and we get to work. Man, damn. So

912
01:01:08,400 --> 01:01:10,600
Speaker 1: was that right? A week with a week with doctor

913
01:01:10,680 --> 01:01:13,200
Speaker 1: Umara on a private island, would would do it for you?

914
01:01:13,920 --> 01:01:14,800
Speaker 2: Yeah? I think so?

915
01:01:15,000 --> 01:01:16,640
Speaker 1: Okay, I like that.

916
01:01:16,640 --> 01:01:18,720
Speaker 2: That's an uncomfortable conversation.

917
01:01:20,520 --> 01:01:35,760
Speaker 1: Epstein of the mind, right, that's what that is. Right,

918
01:01:37,320 --> 01:01:39,200
Speaker 1: you went in one way, he's gonna come out another.

919
01:01:41,760 --> 01:01:44,120
Speaker 1: That's what Epstein did. No, you did it, Yeah, you

920
01:01:44,160 --> 01:01:47,640
Speaker 1: did it all right, Okay. Unfortunately that's not the right answer.

921
01:01:47,680 --> 01:01:47,800
Speaker 2: Is that.

922
01:01:48,200 --> 01:01:51,040
Speaker 1: The right answer is make him donate all the material

923
01:01:51,080 --> 01:01:57,800
Speaker 1: from his skinny suits to bow Wows Do Rag Company. Yeah.

924
01:01:58,920 --> 01:02:02,439
Speaker 1: I think that's a great I think that's nice. That's

925
01:02:02,480 --> 01:02:05,480
Speaker 1: really supporting the community. And then the alternative would have

926
01:02:05,520 --> 01:02:13,280
Speaker 1: been selling back into slavery. That's his that's his talk show.

927
01:02:14,440 --> 01:02:18,560
Speaker 3: From the looks of it, he's already there, man, sh.

928
01:02:17,640 --> 01:02:20,320
Speaker 1: And for those of you that notice, he is talking

929
01:02:20,360 --> 01:02:26,840
Speaker 1: to Roger Goodell. He's sitting down with the NFL commissioner

930
01:02:27,520 --> 01:02:32,480
Speaker 1: for some uncomfortable talks. Betty ain't gonna bring up nothing

931
01:02:32,520 --> 01:02:39,080
Speaker 1: that's hap to those poor boys, those poor brain damaged boys,

932
01:02:41,040 --> 01:02:50,800
Speaker 1: those shaky, shaky boys. All Right, that was fun. I

933
01:02:50,800 --> 01:02:51,040
Speaker 1: don't know.

934
01:02:51,200 --> 01:02:52,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, I had a good time.

935
01:02:52,280 --> 01:02:55,400
Speaker 1: Okay, who's next? Who wants to play the next round?

936
01:02:56,160 --> 01:02:58,200
Speaker 1: Pretty god? You passed that mic to that lady? I

937
01:02:58,240 --> 01:02:59,280
Speaker 1: told to shut the fuck up.

938
01:03:01,480 --> 01:03:01,680
Speaker 2: Yeah?

939
01:03:01,760 --> 01:03:02,080
Speaker 1: Please?

940
01:03:02,120 --> 01:03:02,600
Speaker 2: Do you want to do?

941
01:03:02,640 --> 01:03:06,360
Speaker 1: You want to play? Yeah? Hell? Yeah, thank you. I

942
01:03:06,400 --> 01:03:08,600
Speaker 1: was just joking. I can't believe you took me seriously.

943
01:03:09,120 --> 01:03:11,840
Speaker 1: I mean, you're looking at me, so I have to

944
01:03:11,880 --> 01:03:14,440
Speaker 1: do it? Yeah, okay, okay, it's so exciting.

945
01:03:14,800 --> 01:03:15,160
Speaker 2: All right.

946
01:03:15,360 --> 01:03:16,000
Speaker 1: What's your name?

947
01:03:16,720 --> 01:03:17,400
Speaker 8: Alicia?

948
01:03:17,720 --> 01:03:31,479
Speaker 1: Alicia? Okay, here we go. You're cone Cleveland Brown. Y'all?

949
01:03:31,480 --> 01:03:39,200
Speaker 1: Did me dirty? Okay? How are you feeling? What's the

950
01:03:39,240 --> 01:03:42,160
Speaker 1: best approach for for Cleveland to get out of Conan?

951
01:03:42,440 --> 01:03:45,000
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm still on this island. Vibe with Bryce?

952
01:03:45,480 --> 01:03:49,600
Speaker 8: Okay, drop them on an island with just a town

953
01:03:49,640 --> 01:03:50,240
Speaker 8: of black women.

954
01:03:51,080 --> 01:03:51,360
Speaker 2: Okay.

955
01:03:51,360 --> 01:03:53,440
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, because doctor Rumark can't solve all

956
01:03:53,440 --> 01:03:55,000
Speaker 1: our problems, but.

957
01:03:55,120 --> 01:03:57,920
Speaker 8: I mean maybe some black women with Cleveland Brown could

958
01:03:57,960 --> 01:03:59,000
Speaker 8: solve some problems.

959
01:03:59,440 --> 01:04:02,400
Speaker 1: Just say, black women with solve Cleveland's problem? Now will

960
01:04:02,440 --> 01:04:07,200
Speaker 1: remind you Cleveland had black wives. Black wives, because remember

961
01:04:07,240 --> 01:04:10,120
Speaker 1: in the in family guy he had a black wife

962
01:04:10,560 --> 01:04:15,320
Speaker 1: and then divorced her, moved across, and then started a

963
01:04:15,360 --> 01:04:19,000
Speaker 1: new family with a thicker lady. Cleveland's not that bad guys,

964
01:04:19,800 --> 01:04:23,040
Speaker 1: pretty good guy. Yeah, he took he took in her

965
01:04:23,080 --> 01:04:25,760
Speaker 1: bad ass kids and is like raising them and ship. Yeah,

966
01:04:25,800 --> 01:04:33,760
Speaker 1: that's mister Cleveland. So I don't know that dropping him.

967
01:04:33,880 --> 01:04:37,400
Speaker 1: Dropping him with black women isn't necessarily the solution. But

968
01:04:37,480 --> 01:04:38,919
Speaker 1: I mean, will white women work?

969
01:04:39,600 --> 01:04:41,280
Speaker 2: I don't get that wasn't the solution.

970
01:04:41,480 --> 01:04:46,600
Speaker 1: What with the black women? If you're asking, no, that

971
01:04:46,600 --> 01:04:53,960
Speaker 1: won't work. Yeah, but I think that's a fair Maybe

972
01:04:53,960 --> 01:04:56,720
Speaker 1: more black women will help push him.

973
01:04:56,600 --> 01:04:57,240
Speaker 2: Over the edge.

974
01:04:57,440 --> 01:05:00,360
Speaker 1: It's it's not correct, but it is. No, it's not correct.

975
01:05:00,440 --> 01:05:03,600
Speaker 1: What is correct is actually, uh call.

976
01:05:03,560 --> 01:05:06,400
Speaker 3: Chris Hansen on Quagmire and finally get that monster off

977
01:05:06,400 --> 01:05:06,920
Speaker 3: the streets.

978
01:05:09,440 --> 01:05:09,640
Speaker 9: Uh.

979
01:05:12,120 --> 01:05:16,200
Speaker 1: And that's the real way to protect black women is uh,

980
01:05:16,240 --> 01:05:19,200
Speaker 1: just get him out of here, lock him up. We

981
01:05:19,280 --> 01:05:22,560
Speaker 1: also would have accepted invite the Freeman's from the book

982
01:05:22,880 --> 01:05:25,160
Speaker 1: from the Boon Dots over to the Griffin's house for

983
01:05:25,280 --> 01:05:28,800
Speaker 1: Thanksgiving and force a hostile black takeover the whole show.

984
01:05:34,800 --> 01:05:36,080
Speaker 2: We got much more aggressive.

985
01:05:36,120 --> 01:05:40,240
Speaker 14: The animation looks a lot of shadow.

986
01:05:44,920 --> 01:05:48,400
Speaker 1: All right, I think there's one more.

987
01:05:48,440 --> 01:05:49,360
Speaker 2: I think we got one more.

988
01:05:49,480 --> 01:05:52,040
Speaker 1: One more, Okay, we need one more volunteer for this game,

989
01:05:52,080 --> 01:05:54,840
Speaker 1: and then white people, you'll be free to participate again,

990
01:05:56,440 --> 01:06:00,840
Speaker 1: I assure you. Okay, Hell yeah, here we go. Brother

991
01:06:00,880 --> 01:06:06,640
Speaker 1: with the headphones, Hey, what's your name? I'm Brooke. Say

992
01:06:06,640 --> 01:06:09,880
Speaker 1: it again, Brook brook Fu Yeah, all right, Brooke, you're cool.

993
01:06:18,760 --> 01:06:28,120
Speaker 1: He's my favorite one. For those listening at home, it's

994
01:06:28,120 --> 01:06:30,440
Speaker 1: the butler from Lee Daniels. The Butler.

995
01:06:30,760 --> 01:06:32,720
Speaker 15: All right, I haven't seen the Butler, so I'm just

996
01:06:32,720 --> 01:06:34,080
Speaker 15: going off of this image.

997
01:06:35,160 --> 01:06:43,280
Speaker 2: I think it tells you everything you need. Ah man.

998
01:06:48,880 --> 01:06:52,760
Speaker 1: Cet, a phone, a friend. Yeah, that's okay. You're dealing

999
01:06:52,800 --> 01:06:54,400
Speaker 1: with a lot of hatred in your heart right now.

1000
01:06:54,440 --> 01:06:59,240
Speaker 1: I understand, pure folks, all kinds of It's just his expression.

1001
01:06:59,320 --> 01:07:04,560
Speaker 15: He's like he looks enamored with someone who probably shouldn't be.

1002
01:07:04,800 --> 01:07:06,160
Speaker 2: Come on, you know you hate it?

1003
01:07:06,360 --> 01:07:09,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, just like yeah, I just just leave the situation,

1004
01:07:10,200 --> 01:07:14,919
Speaker 1: get out of there, just throw his other suit down

1005
01:07:14,960 --> 01:07:24,680
Speaker 1: and walk out of the Rob the Family, Rob the Family, Okay,

1006
01:07:24,760 --> 01:07:25,480
Speaker 1: Rob the White house.

1007
01:07:25,520 --> 01:07:26,840
Speaker 2: Oh wait, hold on, whoa wait?

1008
01:07:27,080 --> 01:07:29,520
Speaker 1: I mean like, yeah, let me remind you the butler

1009
01:07:29,600 --> 01:07:35,800
Speaker 1: is about the butler to the President. I haven't. I

1010
01:07:35,840 --> 01:07:37,960
Speaker 1: don't know that he's gonna get away with this one.

1011
01:07:38,000 --> 01:07:41,400
Speaker 16: He's just gonna be like like a tycoon, millionaire or something.

1012
01:07:41,440 --> 01:07:44,440
Speaker 1: No, no, no, it is the United State. It's like

1013
01:07:44,560 --> 01:07:49,160
Speaker 1: eight of them. Yeah, not the ones you like. Yeah, okay,

1014
01:07:49,400 --> 01:07:53,920
Speaker 1: so rob because like Grover Cleveland or some ship on

1015
01:07:54,040 --> 01:07:55,520
Speaker 1: him and his family and everything.

1016
01:07:55,640 --> 01:07:56,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, maybe.

1017
01:07:57,160 --> 01:08:02,440
Speaker 1: Poison the press. It turns out that's actually a good answer.

1018
01:08:03,000 --> 01:08:09,440
Speaker 1: We don't know because we never watched this piece of

1019
01:08:09,440 --> 01:08:10,080
Speaker 1: ship movie.

1020
01:08:11,200 --> 01:08:14,520
Speaker 3: Honestly, looking at you sideways if you did, unless you

1021
01:08:14,600 --> 01:08:16,439
Speaker 3: watch it with your grammar or someone like that, because

1022
01:08:16,479 --> 01:08:17,439
Speaker 3: you know, if you respect for.

1023
01:08:20,680 --> 01:08:22,600
Speaker 1: We have no idea. So yeah, just like drop a

1024
01:08:22,600 --> 01:08:23,519
Speaker 1: little something in this morning.

1025
01:08:23,560 --> 01:08:23,640
Speaker 9: Now.

1026
01:08:23,680 --> 01:08:27,240
Speaker 1: That's ghost dog to me. I don't Yeah, that's all

1027
01:08:27,240 --> 01:08:30,960
Speaker 1: he ever will be. That's the last king of Scotland.

1028
01:08:31,120 --> 01:08:35,519
Speaker 1: Come on, that ain't no butler. Don't look like no,

1029
01:08:35,640 --> 01:08:43,519
Speaker 1: that's a ring game. Panic room, motherfucker. They gave him

1030
01:08:43,560 --> 01:08:44,880
Speaker 1: braids for some reason.

1031
01:08:45,680 --> 01:08:46,559
Speaker 2: What are you in radio?

1032
01:08:48,040 --> 01:08:52,639
Speaker 1: No? I don't think so. No, not as not as radio.

1033
01:08:53,120 --> 01:08:55,479
Speaker 1: Oh maybe he was in there. I never watched radio either.

1034
01:08:55,640 --> 01:08:58,240
Speaker 1: Oh man, we gotta get that on the plane. Yeah,

1035
01:08:58,240 --> 01:08:59,479
Speaker 1: maybe we gotta watch radio.

1036
01:09:00,800 --> 01:09:01,080
Speaker 2: Fuck.

1037
01:09:01,240 --> 01:09:03,200
Speaker 1: Is there another answer to this one? I don't think

1038
01:09:03,560 --> 01:09:07,320
Speaker 1: there is. Okay, Oh, this is what I wanted to

1039
01:09:07,360 --> 01:09:09,639
Speaker 1: show you, is that this Look oh.

1040
01:09:09,640 --> 01:09:10,679
Speaker 2: There is another answer.

1041
01:09:11,000 --> 01:09:15,240
Speaker 1: No. Look look at the cast of the Butler. Look

1042
01:09:15,240 --> 01:09:18,240
Speaker 1: how many fucking famous people they got to participate in.

1043
01:09:18,320 --> 01:09:20,360
Speaker 2: David Banner. That's crazy.

1044
01:09:20,520 --> 01:09:24,000
Speaker 1: It's John c That's what's crazy. It goes John Cuza,

1045
01:09:24,600 --> 01:09:28,400
Speaker 1: David o' yellow, o Oprah Winfrey, Cuba Gooden, James Marsden,

1046
01:09:28,760 --> 01:09:32,080
Speaker 1: y'all got da Costa, and then David Banner. That's the

1047
01:09:32,160 --> 01:09:38,240
Speaker 1: craziest one. That's That's where it gets crazier. Is that

1048
01:09:38,280 --> 01:09:43,360
Speaker 1: somehow Martin Luther King is in it? And also Red Fox,

1049
01:09:44,280 --> 01:09:50,400
Speaker 1: Gladys Knight. That is crazy, dog, Lenny Kravitz, Leave Schreiber,

1050
01:09:50,880 --> 01:09:51,880
Speaker 1: Mariah Carey.

1051
01:09:52,200 --> 01:09:54,000
Speaker 3: I thought there would be at least one smell att

1052
01:09:54,040 --> 01:09:58,639
Speaker 3: in here. That's for you black people.

1053
01:09:59,720 --> 01:10:07,200
Speaker 1: Fuck and Robin Williams, my hero, Terrence Howard. Yeah, he's

1054
01:10:07,200 --> 01:10:08,120
Speaker 1: got everybody. Yeah.

1055
01:10:08,160 --> 01:10:08,880
Speaker 2: I did a good job.

1056
01:10:09,120 --> 01:10:14,400
Speaker 1: Yep. So we'll never be free because we'll all sign

1057
01:10:14,479 --> 01:10:18,320
Speaker 1: up for this forever. Man, I think that was the

1058
01:10:18,400 --> 01:10:21,040
Speaker 1: end of the game. I'm pretty sure. No, we have

1059
01:10:21,120 --> 01:10:25,600
Speaker 1: one more Jesse. Smilett who wants to do Jesse? I

1060
01:10:25,600 --> 01:10:28,120
Speaker 1: should have known there was no X who wants to

1061
01:10:28,120 --> 01:10:37,280
Speaker 1: play Jesse. Jesse seems easier. He seems like you could

1062
01:10:37,280 --> 01:10:42,000
Speaker 1: save him fast. No, everybody's scared of Jesse. Okay, well, okay, yeah,

1063
01:10:42,040 --> 01:10:47,880
Speaker 1: we can do You're wrong. The answer was write a

1064
01:10:47,880 --> 01:10:51,640
Speaker 1: one man musical called the Gay Tupac and donate the

1065
01:10:51,640 --> 01:10:55,360
Speaker 1: proceeds to some lgbtq A plus causes.

1066
01:10:55,520 --> 01:10:57,360
Speaker 3: We don't know what they are because we not gay,

1067
01:10:57,520 --> 01:10:58,559
Speaker 3: but we know they have some.

1068
01:11:03,439 --> 01:11:04,320
Speaker 1: We know that out there.

1069
01:11:05,479 --> 01:11:09,479
Speaker 2: Man, that Gay Tupac thing was the funniest thing. You

1070
01:11:09,560 --> 01:11:10,120
Speaker 2: guys know that.

1071
01:11:10,320 --> 01:11:15,920
Speaker 1: Yell he yelled, He yelled, I'm the gay Tupac. He

1072
01:11:16,040 --> 01:11:22,680
Speaker 1: yelled at why because he pretended to be robbed and

1073
01:11:22,720 --> 01:11:25,800
Speaker 1: nobody believed him. Oh yeah, it was.

1074
01:11:25,960 --> 01:11:27,479
Speaker 2: It was a tough day.

1075
01:11:27,600 --> 01:11:30,120
Speaker 1: It was a tough day. The other answer we would

1076
01:11:30,160 --> 01:11:33,280
Speaker 1: have taken is, uh, make him a star on make

1077
01:11:33,560 --> 01:11:36,160
Speaker 1: him a star on perpetual seasons of ninety day fiance

1078
01:11:36,600 --> 01:11:39,760
Speaker 1: until every member of them buff Nigerian Brothers family get

1079
01:11:39,920 --> 01:11:45,960
Speaker 1: a visa. Yeah, that's pretty nice.

1080
01:11:46,040 --> 01:11:49,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, above as hell above, gotta be one hundred more

1081
01:11:49,120 --> 01:11:49,720
Speaker 3: and them back then.

1082
01:11:50,000 --> 01:11:55,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, to doing push ups, waiting to get to America

1083
01:11:56,120 --> 01:12:02,320
Speaker 1: for opportunities, which we have. Sure, we've got a lot

1084
01:12:02,360 --> 01:12:05,599
Speaker 1: of them. All right, that's the end of that game.

1085
01:12:05,720 --> 01:12:18,720
Speaker 1: That's the whole thing. Yeah, that's a good one. We

1086
01:12:18,800 --> 01:12:20,680
Speaker 1: have one more game and it is back open to

1087
01:12:20,720 --> 01:12:22,920
Speaker 1: white people, and we're gonna need y'all to really step

1088
01:12:22,960 --> 01:12:26,200
Speaker 1: it up with participation. We can't end this bad Boy

1089
01:12:26,280 --> 01:12:29,680
Speaker 1: with you guys uh not wanting to try right at

1090
01:12:29,720 --> 01:12:30,880
Speaker 1: the right at.

1091
01:12:30,800 --> 01:12:33,200
Speaker 2: The final push. Yeah, here we go.

1092
01:12:33,320 --> 01:12:35,760
Speaker 1: Everybody, come together for our favorite game on the tour.

1093
01:12:36,080 --> 01:12:38,519
Speaker 1: It's a game called Quid pro quo.

1094
01:12:38,760 --> 01:12:42,639
Speaker 2: Ho, come on, you did that one?

1095
01:12:42,880 --> 01:12:42,960
Speaker 15: No?

1096
01:12:44,280 --> 01:12:46,439
Speaker 2: Really, that's a stock image.

1097
01:12:46,600 --> 01:12:53,000
Speaker 1: I found that. That's crazy. There's a lot of levels

1098
01:12:53,000 --> 01:12:57,080
Speaker 1: to that. You're not a you're not an anime guy, No,

1099
01:12:57,120 --> 01:12:59,559
Speaker 1: but are you? Are you familiar with the fact that

1100
01:12:59,600 --> 01:13:06,000
Speaker 1: this care character Freeze is famously purposely no, famously racist?

1101
01:13:06,400 --> 01:13:08,200
Speaker 2: Oh no, no, no, no.

1102
01:13:08,040 --> 01:13:12,000
Speaker 1: He So there are there are these aliens in the

1103
01:13:12,040 --> 01:13:17,519
Speaker 1: show called Sayings. That's what Go only refers to them

1104
01:13:17,560 --> 01:13:21,680
Speaker 1: as monkeys. They come from a planet of monkeys. Everybody

1105
01:13:21,720 --> 01:13:25,800
Speaker 1: is don't they turn into monkeys? Monkeys? But he's said,

1106
01:13:26,000 --> 01:13:29,040
Speaker 1: didn't feel great. He says it in a way where

1107
01:13:29,040 --> 01:13:32,400
Speaker 1: he's like, you'll always be monkeys, right, even when you've

1108
01:13:32,400 --> 01:13:35,680
Speaker 1: turned back. You're fucking animals to me. He's just his

1109
01:13:35,760 --> 01:13:39,799
Speaker 1: whole thing is genocide, and specifically he hates those monkeys

1110
01:13:39,800 --> 01:13:45,040
Speaker 1: because they they're the only ones that can beat him up. Right, yeah,

1111
01:13:48,080 --> 01:13:52,799
Speaker 1: monkey strong, I would say, Okay, the way this game works,

1112
01:13:53,040 --> 01:13:56,360
Speaker 1: we're gonna introduce to you a beautiful possibility for the world,

1113
01:13:56,640 --> 01:13:59,040
Speaker 1: something you might love to see happen in the world.

1114
01:13:59,240 --> 01:14:03,519
Speaker 1: But with each those possibilities comes a nasty condition that

1115
01:14:03,640 --> 01:14:06,560
Speaker 1: you may be too much of a cost, right, Yeah,

1116
01:14:06,600 --> 01:14:09,280
Speaker 1: So your job is to decide if that condition is

1117
01:14:09,280 --> 01:14:11,439
Speaker 1: worth a squeeze. It's really trying to see how much

1118
01:14:11,479 --> 01:14:14,760
Speaker 1: of a hero you really are. Yeah, that's yeah, that's

1119
01:14:14,800 --> 01:14:18,760
Speaker 1: the essence. Yeah, yeah, really challenging your spirit. Okay, here

1120
01:14:18,800 --> 01:14:22,080
Speaker 1: we go. We need a volunteer for the first one. Okay,

1121
01:14:22,160 --> 01:14:26,240
Speaker 1: fuck yeah, right here he thanks, dog. Tell us your

1122
01:14:26,320 --> 01:14:31,680
Speaker 1: name Elo, Hell yeah, alright e Lo. Your condition is

1123
01:14:32,160 --> 01:14:33,320
Speaker 1: or your possibility?

1124
01:14:34,040 --> 01:14:36,880
Speaker 3: We completely liberate black men from our deep rooted social

1125
01:14:36,920 --> 01:14:44,080
Speaker 3: and cultural feel fears around homosexuality. But you find out

1126
01:14:44,080 --> 01:14:46,120
Speaker 3: that once a week and Daddy plays naked basketball with

1127
01:14:46,200 --> 01:14:46,880
Speaker 3: Jamie Fox.

1128
01:14:47,439 --> 01:14:53,240
Speaker 1: God did call Anthony Towns. That is for those that

1129
01:14:53,280 --> 01:14:58,719
Speaker 1: are wondering he did this for that Sports Illustrated nude. Shoot.

1130
01:14:59,080 --> 01:14:59,880
Speaker 2: Oh the body is.

1131
01:15:00,040 --> 01:15:03,600
Speaker 1: The body issue. But he shouldn't have done that, you know.

1132
01:15:05,200 --> 01:15:07,320
Speaker 11: You know, it feels like a shock to the system

1133
01:15:07,360 --> 01:15:10,400
Speaker 11: to learn something about this, like your father, you know. Yeah,

1134
01:15:11,000 --> 01:15:13,520
Speaker 11: but I feel like with the reconciliation of our homophobia,

1135
01:15:13,560 --> 01:15:14,599
Speaker 11: we would be able to live with it.

1136
01:15:15,000 --> 01:15:21,599
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I don't even like my dad. Easy,

1137
01:15:22,240 --> 01:15:25,120
Speaker 1: you wouldn't have any problem with this. What is it

1138
01:15:25,160 --> 01:15:27,040
Speaker 1: different than I know that he does. Now, I don't

1139
01:15:27,040 --> 01:15:30,120
Speaker 1: give a ship. Now you're closer to your dad. How

1140
01:15:30,120 --> 01:15:35,160
Speaker 1: would you feel about this? I'd be I'd be disappointed

1141
01:15:35,640 --> 01:15:39,000
Speaker 1: that it took this long for me to know that, Yeah,

1142
01:15:39,120 --> 01:15:41,880
Speaker 1: that he slept on he's he didn't. He didn't let

1143
01:15:41,880 --> 01:15:44,080
Speaker 1: you know. That is crazy. I feel like, Dad, how'd

1144
01:15:44,080 --> 01:15:46,479
Speaker 1: you do what you do today? He was like, oh, man,

1145
01:15:46,600 --> 01:15:50,640
Speaker 1: Jamie Fox crossed me up. Yeah, like, you know what

1146
01:15:50,720 --> 01:15:53,120
Speaker 1: I believe in, you know what I am? And he

1147
01:15:53,160 --> 01:15:55,760
Speaker 1: knows how much you love Jamie Foxx. Come on, man, Yeah,

1148
01:15:55,800 --> 01:15:57,400
Speaker 1: that would be crazy. I'm not even gonna talk about

1149
01:15:57,439 --> 01:15:58,440
Speaker 1: that special.

1150
01:15:59,600 --> 01:16:00,200
Speaker 2: Me either.

1151
01:16:01,600 --> 01:16:05,200
Speaker 1: I'm a big fan. I'd be disappointing my dad for

1152
01:16:05,200 --> 01:16:07,920
Speaker 1: for keeping that from me. But ultimately, I do think

1153
01:16:07,920 --> 01:16:11,160
Speaker 1: I'm with you. I think us bring ourselves from the

1154
01:16:11,200 --> 01:16:15,960
Speaker 1: fucking deep rooted homophobia that lives in our community would

1155
01:16:15,960 --> 01:16:17,000
Speaker 1: be so big for us.

1156
01:16:17,120 --> 01:16:18,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, we could all take pictures like that.

1157
01:16:18,960 --> 01:16:23,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, imagine if we got to see Kat like this,

1158
01:16:23,280 --> 01:16:24,879
Speaker 1: then we just went that's beautiful.

1159
01:16:24,960 --> 01:16:27,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was just like, oh, he's funny, a cool.

1160
01:16:26,960 --> 01:16:31,599
Speaker 1: Guy, what a god what a god like physique. But

1161
01:16:31,640 --> 01:16:36,320
Speaker 1: that's not how I feel, you know what I mean.

1162
01:16:36,360 --> 01:16:38,320
Speaker 1: In the back of my mind, my first thought isn't

1163
01:16:38,360 --> 01:16:40,599
Speaker 1: that and that some deep rooted ship that Yeah, that's.

1164
01:16:40,439 --> 01:16:42,679
Speaker 2: A problem, But like it's a smirk too.

1165
01:16:43,760 --> 01:16:47,559
Speaker 1: Got you did a good job. Yeah that's a good one.

1166
01:16:47,680 --> 01:16:53,240
Speaker 1: Thanks he love. Oh, thank god, the lady in the

1167
01:16:53,320 --> 01:16:59,920
Speaker 1: Christmas sweater, Thank goodness. Okay, Izzy, thank you for me?

1168
01:17:00,200 --> 01:17:01,519
Speaker 1: Here is he? Here we go.

1169
01:17:02,920 --> 01:17:06,000
Speaker 3: Tesla is fully taken away from Elon Musk after the

1170
01:17:06,000 --> 01:17:09,920
Speaker 3: Trump administration accidentally passes reparations.

1171
01:17:11,400 --> 01:17:17,320
Speaker 1: But pretty good but soldier Boy makes a knockoff version

1172
01:17:17,360 --> 01:17:25,160
Speaker 1: of cyber trucks that kill a lot of people. A

1173
01:17:25,439 --> 01:17:30,120
Speaker 1: lot of people, Like a fuck ton of people are

1174
01:17:30,200 --> 01:17:33,360
Speaker 1: dying because if you squinch your eyes, it does look

1175
01:17:33,400 --> 01:17:34,479
Speaker 1: as good as a real thing.

1176
01:17:35,960 --> 01:17:37,400
Speaker 2: We got cyber truck at home.

1177
01:17:41,479 --> 01:17:42,200
Speaker 1: Okay, so we.

1178
01:17:42,200 --> 01:17:46,200
Speaker 7: Get reparations, but we also get cyber trucks.

1179
01:17:46,000 --> 01:17:47,960
Speaker 1: Kill a lot of people. That's right, and I wouldn't

1180
01:17:47,960 --> 01:17:51,040
Speaker 1: call this a cyber truck, but there are also people

1181
01:17:51,040 --> 01:17:54,400
Speaker 1: who were willing to buy a cyber truck from Soldier Boy. Yeah,

1182
01:17:54,800 --> 01:17:58,840
Speaker 1: thumbs up with this. Yeah, okay, just remember that it's

1183
01:17:58,840 --> 01:18:03,080
Speaker 1: not the cyber truck isn't just killing the driver. The

1184
01:18:03,120 --> 01:18:05,799
Speaker 1: cyber trucks mowing through roads.

1185
01:18:06,479 --> 01:18:08,360
Speaker 2: It's because it's like a death.

1186
01:18:10,160 --> 01:18:10,360
Speaker 15: Road.

1187
01:18:10,439 --> 01:18:15,360
Speaker 1: Now, Okay, oh that's a good caveat. Like I didn't

1188
01:18:15,360 --> 01:18:17,439
Speaker 1: make that caveat, but I like that you inserted it

1189
01:18:17,479 --> 01:18:21,320
Speaker 1: for yourself. You're like, no, this is the way it is,

1190
01:18:21,360 --> 01:18:23,200
Speaker 1: and I don't mind that. You're you made a bold

1191
01:18:23,280 --> 01:18:26,519
Speaker 1: choice and I respect your Yeah. Yeah, same amount of

1192
01:18:26,520 --> 01:18:29,439
Speaker 1: cyber trucks. They grow every day. I see more of

1193
01:18:29,479 --> 01:18:30,760
Speaker 1: them every fucking day.

1194
01:18:30,840 --> 01:18:35,719
Speaker 3: It makes me real nervous, going crazy. They got wraps

1195
01:18:35,760 --> 01:18:41,280
Speaker 3: they're wrapping them because that's what you want to see.

1196
01:18:39,000 --> 01:18:43,360
Speaker 2: You you know what.

1197
01:18:43,360 --> 01:18:43,800
Speaker 1: It's nasty.

1198
01:18:43,800 --> 01:18:49,480
Speaker 3: It's like a computer mouse. I hate it, like aesthetically,

1199
01:18:49,640 --> 01:18:51,040
Speaker 3: it's like he's mocking us.

1200
01:18:53,920 --> 01:18:57,120
Speaker 1: You like the Soldier boys. He's not working. It's killing people.

1201
01:18:59,040 --> 01:19:04,120
Speaker 1: He's working into soldier point fashion. And you gotta know

1202
01:19:04,200 --> 01:19:08,480
Speaker 1: he's going to jail for this. He's not staying free.

1203
01:19:09,120 --> 01:19:10,840
Speaker 1: He's got he's killed millions.

1204
01:19:12,520 --> 01:19:13,200
Speaker 2: It's millions.

1205
01:19:13,200 --> 01:19:17,200
Speaker 3: The number put no no, but but it's it's a

1206
01:19:17,640 --> 01:19:19,880
Speaker 3: it's a scary amount. Okay, it's too many. It's more

1207
01:19:19,960 --> 01:19:22,120
Speaker 3: more more than any too many.

1208
01:19:22,320 --> 01:19:25,679
Speaker 1: You remember when COVID was was small enough where we

1209
01:19:25,680 --> 01:19:28,719
Speaker 1: were like tracking the numbers. Yeah, we thought we couldn't's

1210
01:19:28,840 --> 01:19:31,200
Speaker 1: like for that week. Yeah, it's like ticking up like that.

1211
01:19:32,520 --> 01:19:36,240
Speaker 1: We're like, hey, it started at twelve and now it's

1212
01:19:36,280 --> 01:19:39,360
Speaker 1: at fifty thousand. I don't like that, right?

1213
01:19:41,160 --> 01:19:44,280
Speaker 7: Is it more than what the car company would consider negligent,

1214
01:19:44,400 --> 01:19:46,240
Speaker 7: like too negligible to do a recall?

1215
01:19:46,439 --> 01:19:56,840
Speaker 1: Ma'am. I think you have to understand he is the

1216
01:19:56,920 --> 01:20:00,680
Speaker 1: car company. It's just soldier boy.

1217
01:20:00,840 --> 01:20:17,960
Speaker 10: Tell him what company his best friend's name.

1218
01:20:18,040 --> 01:20:20,200
Speaker 1: And I'm not saying this to be bigoted, was a

1219
01:20:20,400 --> 01:20:24,639
Speaker 1: rab He shouted him out on every song.

1220
01:20:24,520 --> 01:20:30,160
Speaker 3: I and a lot of songs about him.

1221
01:20:30,439 --> 01:20:34,479
Speaker 1: You're playing this game wrong, Yeah, you can't. That's not

1222
01:20:34,600 --> 01:20:38,520
Speaker 1: how it works. This isn't a learned decision.

1223
01:20:39,280 --> 01:20:40,400
Speaker 2: No, this is from the heart.

1224
01:20:40,520 --> 01:20:48,360
Speaker 1: This is a gut check and an apology afterwards. You're

1225
01:20:48,400 --> 01:20:51,439
Speaker 1: taking it. You're worth it, it's worth it to you. What

1226
01:20:51,479 --> 01:20:57,600
Speaker 1: are you doing? I just don't trust his technology like that.

1227
01:20:57,680 --> 01:20:58,320
Speaker 2: I can't do it.

1228
01:20:58,640 --> 01:21:05,879
Speaker 1: Damn. So there is reparations and Elon Musk specifically loses

1229
01:21:06,000 --> 01:21:12,719
Speaker 1: all of Tesla. What kind of reparations? Again? Again, you guys,

1230
01:21:12,840 --> 01:21:15,000
Speaker 1: I think are digging further than Yeah. I think you're

1231
01:21:15,040 --> 01:21:19,439
Speaker 1: not focusing on the right parts of this now. Are

1232
01:21:19,439 --> 01:21:24,160
Speaker 1: we talking to straight forty acres and a mule? Are

1233
01:21:24,200 --> 01:21:28,800
Speaker 1: we converting that to twenty forty four? Because I think

1234
01:21:28,840 --> 01:21:32,400
Speaker 1: that's gonna make a big difference for me, a man

1235
01:21:32,439 --> 01:21:41,920
Speaker 1: from Oregon. I think, what are you doing? Personally? I

1236
01:21:43,520 --> 01:21:46,280
Speaker 1: don't know that this is worth it? I think I know,

1237
01:21:46,400 --> 01:21:50,000
Speaker 1: I know it sucks. I do. Elon is fucking vile,

1238
01:21:50,160 --> 01:21:52,639
Speaker 1: He's the worst. But I don't know that that by

1239
01:21:52,680 --> 01:21:57,800
Speaker 1: taking down one billionaire, almost trillionaire, we fix the system, right,

1240
01:21:57,800 --> 01:21:59,719
Speaker 1: I don't know that that's I think that is truly

1241
01:21:59,840 --> 01:22:04,080
Speaker 1: just aiming at our enemies, aiming at our preferences and shit.

1242
01:22:04,439 --> 01:22:06,479
Speaker 1: And the truth is there are a number of other

1243
01:22:06,520 --> 01:22:09,639
Speaker 1: billionaires that will happily take his spot as soon as

1244
01:22:09,760 --> 01:22:14,200
Speaker 1: capitalism steps aside and lets them jump. So now it's

1245
01:22:14,240 --> 01:22:16,000
Speaker 1: not worth it for a bunch of dead people.

1246
01:22:16,400 --> 01:22:19,120
Speaker 2: No, yeah, another bleak one.

1247
01:22:19,520 --> 01:22:23,559
Speaker 1: Hey, hey, and there won't be any more deep stuff tonight.

1248
01:22:25,160 --> 01:22:28,840
Speaker 1: That's about all you get out of me, all right,

1249
01:22:28,880 --> 01:22:32,639
Speaker 1: we need another volunteer. Oh hell yeah, Oh you already

1250
01:22:32,640 --> 01:22:36,439
Speaker 1: got it. Fuck yeah, that's dope. You're on your game,

1251
01:22:36,479 --> 01:22:43,000
Speaker 1: my man. Hey, you'll get your freedom soon. Enough reparations

1252
01:22:43,040 --> 01:22:54,000
Speaker 1: for you. Somebody sleeping in the big house tonight. We

1253
01:22:54,080 --> 01:22:58,200
Speaker 1: should have got a white slagh from the first I

1254
01:22:58,360 --> 01:23:02,960
Speaker 1: see what y'all like. It was, It is intoxicated, Like

1255
01:23:03,000 --> 01:23:06,960
Speaker 1: they're not bad guys. Make a statue, we're kind of

1256
01:23:06,960 --> 01:23:14,600
Speaker 1: like friends. Okay, here we go, white people fully.

1257
01:23:14,360 --> 01:23:17,400
Speaker 3: Strand themselves on Mars, leaving black and brown people to

1258
01:23:17,439 --> 01:23:20,759
Speaker 3: completely reimagine human existence on this planet.

1259
01:23:20,920 --> 01:23:22,800
Speaker 2: But but.

1260
01:23:24,520 --> 01:23:26,679
Speaker 3: Your girl admits that the best sex she's ever had

1261
01:23:26,760 --> 01:23:28,440
Speaker 3: was with Neil de grass Tyson.

1262
01:23:30,320 --> 01:23:33,599
Speaker 1: Do it take him to Mars? Is that do it?

1263
01:23:33,800 --> 01:23:34,000
Speaker 2: Yeah?

1264
01:23:34,160 --> 01:23:45,000
Speaker 1: They? Okay? I love the guy too, Neil de grass Tyson. Fuck.

1265
01:23:45,640 --> 01:23:48,120
Speaker 1: Oh you must not know everything about Neil de grass

1266
01:23:50,000 --> 01:23:52,000
Speaker 1: Oh man, I'm sorry to break it to you this

1267
01:23:52,120 --> 01:23:56,200
Speaker 1: way so publicly. He's a whole sex pest man.

1268
01:23:56,280 --> 01:23:56,599
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1269
01:23:56,640 --> 01:24:00,439
Speaker 1: Man, Yeah, that's why he's not on TV anymore because

1270
01:24:00,479 --> 01:24:03,400
Speaker 1: he's like a real, real problem for a lot of women.

1271
01:24:03,560 --> 01:24:07,639
Speaker 1: And your girls on board, really and he banged your

1272
01:24:07,640 --> 01:24:12,519
Speaker 1: girl out? Okay, okay, okay, listen, he got in them guts.

1273
01:24:12,560 --> 01:24:17,559
Speaker 1: But he says it like he says it. You're gonna

1274
01:24:17,560 --> 01:24:19,479
Speaker 1: have to see I got it all the guts. Will

1275
01:24:19,520 --> 01:24:22,040
Speaker 1: it be like that I inserted in her innerds?

1276
01:24:23,840 --> 01:24:26,080
Speaker 17: Will it be like that Gillian Bill show when he

1277
01:24:26,160 --> 01:24:29,160
Speaker 17: comes back with you with his saying things like in

1278
01:24:29,240 --> 01:24:30,000
Speaker 17: the universe?

1279
01:24:31,120 --> 01:24:35,280
Speaker 1: Yeah like that? Yeah, no, the same guy. No, just

1280
01:24:35,320 --> 01:24:38,439
Speaker 1: take him. You'll still take it? Yes, this is worth it.

1281
01:24:38,760 --> 01:24:42,840
Speaker 1: It will be interesting to see what happens. Who fuck yeah,

1282
01:24:43,080 --> 01:24:45,960
Speaker 1: I mean I'll take it, okay, but can I do something?

1283
01:24:46,040 --> 01:24:52,599
Speaker 1: What will you do? Oh? No, I good, call my god.

1284
01:24:53,040 --> 01:24:54,840
Speaker 8: I wouldn't want to be there for that conversation, but

1285
01:24:54,880 --> 01:24:57,960
Speaker 8: I do it for for the very cause.

1286
01:24:58,439 --> 01:25:02,000
Speaker 1: Wow, there we believe in this place.

1287
01:25:02,800 --> 01:25:05,599
Speaker 3: Here's my issue with this, go ahead, Here's my issue

1288
01:25:05,600 --> 01:25:09,000
Speaker 3: with this is like, as this works, this is the

1289
01:25:09,040 --> 01:25:09,960
Speaker 3: bad real estate.

1290
01:25:10,040 --> 01:25:11,760
Speaker 2: Mars is the good real estate? Right.

1291
01:25:12,600 --> 01:25:16,160
Speaker 1: I don't know, and I've I want to say this

1292
01:25:16,280 --> 01:25:18,839
Speaker 1: because I know for a long time that was the

1293
01:25:19,160 --> 01:25:22,360
Speaker 1: active theory. Right, is that white people, specifically the rich,

1294
01:25:22,920 --> 01:25:26,800
Speaker 1: are are building these uh in theory of states on

1295
01:25:26,920 --> 01:25:29,680
Speaker 1: other planets to be able to escape and leave us

1296
01:25:29,720 --> 01:25:32,840
Speaker 1: with dwindling resource that the planet is dying in a

1297
01:25:32,880 --> 01:25:35,400
Speaker 1: way that we're never going to be able to rehabilitate,

1298
01:25:35,640 --> 01:25:38,360
Speaker 1: and they're going to escape to other places. Here's the

1299
01:25:38,400 --> 01:25:41,240
Speaker 1: problem with that theory is that currently, and I learned

1300
01:25:41,280 --> 01:25:44,800
Speaker 1: this not too long ago, currently, people can't even be

1301
01:25:45,000 --> 01:25:49,479
Speaker 1: in space for that long without like major major issues

1302
01:25:49,479 --> 01:25:50,599
Speaker 1: happening to their bodies.

1303
01:25:50,640 --> 01:25:51,719
Speaker 2: So it's a death sentence.

1304
01:25:51,960 --> 01:25:55,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, like truly, like bone density goes away.

1305
01:25:55,560 --> 01:25:56,840
Speaker 2: This is crazy question.

1306
01:25:57,720 --> 01:26:01,639
Speaker 17: You're definitely like, yeah, you're definitely make an me. You're

1307
01:26:01,720 --> 01:26:05,559
Speaker 17: like giving me more. No, listen, I get come on, man,

1308
01:26:06,040 --> 01:26:08,679
Speaker 17: let me be clear. Let me be clear. I get

1309
01:26:08,720 --> 01:26:11,320
Speaker 17: why it's good for me. I mean it's good for

1310
01:26:11,360 --> 01:26:14,439
Speaker 17: me for the white people that are like, do it.

1311
01:26:14,560 --> 01:26:16,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's crazy.

1312
01:26:17,600 --> 01:26:21,320
Speaker 1: You gotta learn to love yourself. I like that you

1313
01:26:21,560 --> 01:26:24,840
Speaker 1: like what we're doing, but don't be that way. Don't

1314
01:26:24,880 --> 01:26:27,120
Speaker 1: send yourself to Mars the crumble.

1315
01:26:29,160 --> 01:26:32,439
Speaker 3: Also, it doesn't feel like uh, I don't know. They

1316
01:26:32,520 --> 01:26:34,840
Speaker 3: just get to blast out to space. I want there

1317
01:26:34,880 --> 01:26:41,120
Speaker 3: to be a reckoning stand stand trial for your crimes.

1318
01:26:44,479 --> 01:26:46,759
Speaker 1: But you said they're gonna be up there with chalky bones,

1319
01:26:46,800 --> 01:26:51,439
Speaker 1: being like we really did a young we really did it.

1320
01:26:54,280 --> 01:27:04,559
Speaker 1: Fuck the billionaires. Oh the bunker. Oh I thought it

1321
01:27:04,680 --> 01:27:06,200
Speaker 1: implied that they leave too.

1322
01:27:06,320 --> 01:27:07,040
Speaker 2: They're all leaving.

1323
01:27:07,360 --> 01:27:09,679
Speaker 1: Yeah, it wasn't like, Oh, if you got a bunker,

1324
01:27:09,760 --> 01:27:18,000
Speaker 1: you get to stay, he tricked me. Yeah, the Clinton's

1325
01:27:18,000 --> 01:27:18,720
Speaker 1: gotta go to.

1326
01:27:21,400 --> 01:27:21,800
Speaker 2: All right.

1327
01:27:22,920 --> 01:27:26,719
Speaker 1: I personally it seems worth it to me. I would

1328
01:27:26,760 --> 01:27:30,960
Speaker 1: divorce my wife. Oh that's an option. I wouldn't. I

1329
01:27:31,000 --> 01:27:34,160
Speaker 1: can't stay with her. I mean, she not to need

1330
01:27:34,280 --> 01:27:36,360
Speaker 1: talking to you. How often is your wife talking to

1331
01:27:36,400 --> 01:27:39,120
Speaker 1: you about the best sex she's ever had? It hasn't

1332
01:27:39,120 --> 01:27:40,000
Speaker 1: come up yet.

1333
01:27:39,880 --> 01:27:40,280
Speaker 2: Thank you?

1334
01:27:42,840 --> 01:28:04,439
Speaker 1: Come on, baby, wouldn't mind hearing it?

1335
01:28:07,800 --> 01:28:15,519
Speaker 14: What a mummed me out? That's all right, good father,

1336
01:28:15,680 --> 01:28:19,880
Speaker 14: you're a good man. Yeah, you're a good man. Good dad.

1337
01:28:20,120 --> 01:28:20,400
Speaker 2: Good.

1338
01:28:20,479 --> 01:28:31,800
Speaker 1: So I mean, okay, we need another volunteer. Okay, hell yeah,

1339
01:28:31,840 --> 01:28:34,439
Speaker 1: thank you? All right, how are we going to do this?

1340
01:28:35,280 --> 01:28:38,560
Speaker 1: All right, he's coming, He's coming.

1341
01:28:38,640 --> 01:28:39,320
Speaker 2: So are you.

1342
01:28:39,360 --> 01:28:41,000
Speaker 1: Enjoying the show, having a good time?

1343
01:28:41,960 --> 01:28:42,760
Speaker 2: Okay? Thank god?

1344
01:28:44,600 --> 01:28:51,920
Speaker 1: All right, all right your scenario here we go. We

1345
01:28:52,080 --> 01:28:56,560
Speaker 1: finally untether black people from the insurmountable tyranny of Christianity.

1346
01:28:56,920 --> 01:29:02,760
Speaker 1: Swallowing Yeah, boy, hell yeah. You guys know who that is?

1347
01:29:03,400 --> 01:29:04,559
Speaker 1: If you know, shout it out.

1348
01:29:06,880 --> 01:29:07,040
Speaker 8: Yeah.

1349
01:29:07,600 --> 01:29:14,080
Speaker 1: Have you ever been swallowed? Swallowed? One? Two? Three?

1350
01:29:14,240 --> 01:29:14,519
Speaker 2: People?

1351
01:29:15,000 --> 01:29:17,880
Speaker 1: Come on, you know who? Ddjkes is one of the

1352
01:29:17,920 --> 01:29:22,640
Speaker 1: most famous. Uh, I would say evangelists. Yeah, televangelist is

1353
01:29:22,680 --> 01:29:29,160
Speaker 1: a polite word. But we finally don't tell other black

1354
01:29:29,200 --> 01:29:34,400
Speaker 1: people from the insurmountable tyranny of Christianity. But and Louis

1355
01:29:35,280 --> 01:29:36,640
Speaker 1: and Louis prayers every night.

1356
01:29:36,840 --> 01:29:38,200
Speaker 3: You have to stand in front of a mirror and

1357
01:29:38,280 --> 01:29:46,040
Speaker 3: say candy man five times, no more praying.

1358
01:29:47,800 --> 01:29:50,599
Speaker 1: Gotta say candy man. And that does include white people.

1359
01:29:50,680 --> 01:29:55,880
Speaker 1: Everybody's gotta say candy man. Is that my fate? The

1360
01:29:55,960 --> 01:29:58,519
Speaker 1: picture there, It's up to you to roll the dice.

1361
01:29:58,840 --> 01:30:02,320
Speaker 1: That is I will say that is what happens if

1362
01:30:02,400 --> 01:30:06,559
Speaker 1: Candy Man shows up. Now, do you believe in Candy

1363
01:30:06,640 --> 01:30:10,080
Speaker 1: Man more or less than you believe in Christianity?

1364
01:30:11,000 --> 01:30:12,760
Speaker 13: Way more, way more than Christianity.

1365
01:30:18,120 --> 01:30:22,200
Speaker 1: But imagine what what what the reduction of Christianity in

1366
01:30:22,400 --> 01:30:26,360
Speaker 1: the American culture would do? It would it would hugely

1367
01:30:26,479 --> 01:30:29,160
Speaker 1: impact us in a really I would argue healthy way.

1368
01:30:29,280 --> 01:30:30,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think it's it's.

1369
01:30:32,479 --> 01:30:36,160
Speaker 13: Yeah, I think we gotta we gotta let Jesus go.

1370
01:30:36,800 --> 01:30:39,080
Speaker 2: Whoa, I'm with my man.

1371
01:30:40,320 --> 01:30:41,640
Speaker 13: That's to get him out of there.

1372
01:30:42,280 --> 01:30:44,200
Speaker 1: And the test that we have a mirror up here.

1373
01:30:47,040 --> 01:30:50,400
Speaker 1: We're gonna ask you, have you ever said Candy Man?

1374
01:30:50,520 --> 01:30:54,519
Speaker 1: Five times? I have to uh scared the fun out

1375
01:30:54,560 --> 01:31:00,880
Speaker 1: of me alone. I was in my friend gabees. It

1376
01:31:01,000 --> 01:31:04,280
Speaker 1: was me, Gabe, my friend Michael. I think our friend

1377
01:31:04,400 --> 01:31:08,439
Speaker 1: Cal Gay a different Gabe was there. We were all

1378
01:31:08,520 --> 01:31:15,479
Speaker 1: hanging out. I just wanted to set the scene. You know,

1379
01:31:15,600 --> 01:31:20,640
Speaker 1: it's a party when Cal's there. How old were we

1380
01:31:20,800 --> 01:31:24,600
Speaker 1: we were probably we were all hanging out third or

1381
01:31:24,640 --> 01:31:27,880
Speaker 1: fourth grade. Yeah, we were. That's the scary that's the

1382
01:31:27,960 --> 01:31:30,640
Speaker 1: bravest age you could have done it. Yeah, it was

1383
01:31:30,720 --> 01:31:33,600
Speaker 1: somewhere between third and sixth grade, I would say, And

1384
01:31:33,760 --> 01:31:37,200
Speaker 1: we all went in his basement bathroom and said candy

1385
01:31:37,280 --> 01:31:40,400
Speaker 1: Man individually, and then we would take terms holding the

1386
01:31:40,520 --> 01:31:46,880
Speaker 1: door shut. But we didn't do it every time, so

1387
01:31:47,000 --> 01:31:49,479
Speaker 1: you didn't know if you were gonna be like trapped

1388
01:31:49,640 --> 01:31:52,680
Speaker 1: or not. And that made it scarier, you know what

1389
01:31:52,720 --> 01:31:56,519
Speaker 1: I mean? It was real vile shit. Yeah, and that's

1390
01:31:56,560 --> 01:31:59,680
Speaker 1: how you become a man, as far as I can

1391
01:31:59,760 --> 01:32:01,799
Speaker 1: tell you now, good father.

1392
01:32:01,880 --> 01:32:04,760
Speaker 13: Yeah, can I can I answer a question real quick?

1393
01:32:04,960 --> 01:32:05,160
Speaker 1: Yeah?

1394
01:32:06,560 --> 01:32:09,479
Speaker 13: Do they go to another organized religion or are they

1395
01:32:09,600 --> 01:32:11,320
Speaker 13: just like free from religion?

1396
01:32:11,520 --> 01:32:12,840
Speaker 2: I think they're free from religion.

1397
01:32:12,920 --> 01:32:15,479
Speaker 1: Yeah. I think this is more about independence than it

1398
01:32:15,640 --> 01:32:18,200
Speaker 1: is hopping to the next good thing. Oh that was

1399
01:32:18,280 --> 01:32:26,160
Speaker 1: you all right now? Fucking awesome vibe?

1400
01:32:28,680 --> 01:32:30,479
Speaker 13: Yeah yeah, Jesus definitely there.

1401
01:32:30,520 --> 01:32:32,840
Speaker 2: But then yeah, all right, I'm with the same thing.

1402
01:32:33,000 --> 01:32:36,839
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll say, candy Man, Yeah, that ship's doing. I survived.

1403
01:32:37,479 --> 01:32:40,200
Speaker 1: Please don't hold the doors shut, you know what I mean?

1404
01:32:40,280 --> 01:32:41,200
Speaker 2: I make no promises.

1405
01:32:42,880 --> 01:32:44,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, audience, what are you saying? What do you what

1406
01:32:44,840 --> 01:32:50,439
Speaker 1: would you guys do? Candy Man, candy Man, Yeah, Christianity sucks,

1407
01:32:50,720 --> 01:32:55,240
Speaker 1: it's really up. Yeah all right, we need we need

1408
01:32:55,320 --> 01:32:59,040
Speaker 1: another volunteer, okay, hell yeah, right, there, thank you.

1409
01:33:00,160 --> 01:33:01,040
Speaker 2: He's got Michael.

1410
01:33:02,000 --> 01:33:04,160
Speaker 1: No, that's not all right, is it? Yeah? That's no,

1411
01:33:04,520 --> 01:33:10,120
Speaker 1: that's a different I told you. Oh damn, that's not

1412
01:33:10,200 --> 01:33:10,679
Speaker 1: one of your.

1413
01:33:13,680 --> 01:33:14,519
Speaker 2: Wishful thinking.

1414
01:33:16,720 --> 01:33:23,760
Speaker 1: What's your name? Michael, Michael traditional? Okay, Michael, here you go.

1415
01:33:25,320 --> 01:33:28,479
Speaker 3: We finally destigmatized sex work, and as a result, we

1416
01:33:28,520 --> 01:33:31,120
Speaker 3: see a dramatic dropping violent crimes across the world.

1417
01:33:31,280 --> 01:33:33,320
Speaker 1: But I picked the Usher.

1418
01:33:33,560 --> 01:33:35,720
Speaker 13: I don't like you sure right now?

1419
01:33:38,800 --> 01:33:42,960
Speaker 1: Like just on paper Usher ship. Yeah, he's a cool

1420
01:33:43,000 --> 01:33:47,840
Speaker 1: ass whole I'm top tier. There's all these videos now

1421
01:33:47,960 --> 01:33:51,400
Speaker 1: of Usher at his recent concert, just walking around the

1422
01:33:51,479 --> 01:33:53,440
Speaker 1: fucking arena with cherry.

1423
01:33:53,320 --> 01:33:56,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, giving them cherries to lick on, making women lick

1424
01:33:56,800 --> 01:33:59,559
Speaker 3: them like ball bro my girls here, what are you doing?

1425
01:34:00,360 --> 01:34:01,000
Speaker 1: You can't do that?

1426
01:34:02,600 --> 01:34:04,799
Speaker 2: And they're looking this out of the fuck.

1427
01:34:04,640 --> 01:34:09,280
Speaker 1: Out of people's mothers and grandmothers. That's what they signed

1428
01:34:09,360 --> 01:34:11,280
Speaker 1: up for. Have you all seen the video? This is

1429
01:34:11,320 --> 01:34:13,719
Speaker 1: my favorite one. There's a video of the security guard

1430
01:34:14,360 --> 01:34:20,679
Speaker 1: see watching it happen, and he's disgusted. He literally can't

1431
01:34:20,680 --> 01:34:24,719
Speaker 1: even contain himself. He's wincing at the sight, he's hating,

1432
01:34:25,520 --> 01:34:29,160
Speaker 1: he can he's holding back vomit in his mouth at

1433
01:34:29,200 --> 01:34:30,960
Speaker 1: the sight of what Usher's doing. And then they cut

1434
01:34:31,000 --> 01:34:35,639
Speaker 1: down the Usher and Usher's horny as hell. That nigga

1435
01:34:35,760 --> 01:34:40,560
Speaker 1: is rocking up. Every other man in the arena is like,

1436
01:34:40,640 --> 01:34:49,280
Speaker 1: this is violent. Usher's just like that's fuck whoa. That's

1437
01:34:49,320 --> 01:34:51,240
Speaker 1: how deep he's gone. That's what it takes to get

1438
01:34:51,320 --> 01:34:54,360
Speaker 1: him to go again. I gotta see you gotta see

1439
01:34:54,360 --> 01:34:57,679
Speaker 1: a woman lick, produce and in front of twenty thousand

1440
01:34:57,760 --> 01:35:01,400
Speaker 1: other people to get off. That's he's a prisoner, really,

1441
01:35:01,600 --> 01:35:04,880
Speaker 1: that's what. That's why I'll say this. That's why I

1442
01:35:04,920 --> 01:35:08,280
Speaker 1: don't like when people call Usher gay. I don't think

1443
01:35:08,360 --> 01:35:12,519
Speaker 1: ushers gay at all. I think he's fucked men for sure,

1444
01:35:13,120 --> 01:35:15,400
Speaker 1: but I don't think that it has ever been on

1445
01:35:15,640 --> 01:35:18,479
Speaker 1: some like, oh this is my preference ship or this

1446
01:35:18,680 --> 01:35:21,439
Speaker 1: is who I am. It's truly for sports. Oh, I

1447
01:35:21,520 --> 01:35:24,000
Speaker 1: think it's anything that comes across his place. It's just

1448
01:35:24,320 --> 01:35:29,639
Speaker 1: I penetration. I'll do it. I don't give a fuck.

1449
01:35:31,320 --> 01:35:35,360
Speaker 1: That's kind of beautiful. It's beautiful. It's beautiful, like this suit.

1450
01:35:39,560 --> 01:35:41,280
Speaker 1: That's what finally made suit.

1451
01:35:41,640 --> 01:35:42,200
Speaker 2: It's Taylor.

1452
01:35:43,840 --> 01:35:46,640
Speaker 1: Okay, we're crazy to have ones in there. We did,

1453
01:35:52,520 --> 01:35:54,519
Speaker 1: but you're Usher, we know.

1454
01:35:54,640 --> 01:35:55,160
Speaker 2: You got it.

1455
01:35:55,520 --> 01:36:00,599
Speaker 1: No, that's that's because he's for the people. Okay, he's

1456
01:36:00,680 --> 01:36:02,760
Speaker 1: like anybody. He wanted his suit made of money to

1457
01:36:02,840 --> 01:36:06,000
Speaker 1: be relatable to the common man. He's like, I'm a

1458
01:36:06,040 --> 01:36:14,320
Speaker 1: man of the money people. Okay, there is oh it

1459
01:36:14,439 --> 01:36:18,280
Speaker 1: is usher bucks ushers. He made one, hundreds and ones

1460
01:36:18,479 --> 01:36:23,120
Speaker 1: in his own money. Again, he wanted everybody to party. Right,

1461
01:36:24,479 --> 01:36:26,240
Speaker 1: how bad would you feel if you got an usher

1462
01:36:26,320 --> 01:36:27,639
Speaker 1: buck one instead of all.

1463
01:36:29,080 --> 01:36:31,120
Speaker 2: It's not even real money. You gave me a one.

1464
01:36:33,479 --> 01:36:39,640
Speaker 1: Okay, we distigmatized the sex work, but you have to

1465
01:36:39,760 --> 01:36:43,160
Speaker 1: let Lizzo sexually harass you whenever she wants the way

1466
01:36:43,240 --> 01:36:48,720
Speaker 1: that she likes, not the way that you like. Allegedly.

1467
01:36:53,400 --> 01:36:59,080
Speaker 16: Ooh, I would like to say first off that my

1468
01:36:59,200 --> 01:37:04,120
Speaker 16: wife saw uh usher in Las Veg. Guess oh, and

1469
01:37:04,240 --> 01:37:07,519
Speaker 16: you guys right to me right now. She's allergic to

1470
01:37:07,680 --> 01:37:08,559
Speaker 16: cherries though, right.

1471
01:37:12,200 --> 01:37:15,880
Speaker 1: With all her girls too. She she went, oh, it's

1472
01:37:15,960 --> 01:37:19,040
Speaker 1: smaller than regular bills. I've been as well. I like

1473
01:37:19,160 --> 01:37:24,040
Speaker 1: the cherries, and yeah it's it's it's small currency, but

1474
01:37:24,120 --> 01:37:27,760
Speaker 1: it is plentiful, Like.

1475
01:37:27,840 --> 01:37:29,599
Speaker 16: I don't even get to have like a full night sleep.

1476
01:37:29,720 --> 01:37:32,280
Speaker 2: This is like whenever she wants three a m for.

1477
01:37:34,040 --> 01:37:36,160
Speaker 16: I'm waking up tired because Liz.

1478
01:37:36,520 --> 01:37:39,320
Speaker 1: I don't think Lizzo respects traditional hours.

1479
01:37:40,400 --> 01:37:49,080
Speaker 2: No, she's on Lizzo time. Yeah, LT, I like that.

1480
01:37:49,240 --> 01:37:50,080
Speaker 2: There's et.

1481
01:37:51,840 --> 01:37:56,160
Speaker 1: Empty P, T and L and you want to stay

1482
01:37:56,200 --> 01:37:58,800
Speaker 1: away from LT. I'll take one for the team. You're

1483
01:37:58,840 --> 01:38:00,479
Speaker 1: going to take the LT, I'll take I'll take one

1484
01:38:00,520 --> 01:38:00,880
Speaker 1: for the team.

1485
01:38:01,040 --> 01:38:03,160
Speaker 2: WHOA like that?

1486
01:38:07,080 --> 01:38:09,479
Speaker 1: Yeah? I would too. I think I could get used

1487
01:38:09,479 --> 01:38:11,559
Speaker 1: to what Lizzo got going on. I don't think.

1488
01:38:12,760 --> 01:38:14,760
Speaker 3: I don't think it would go so crazy that I

1489
01:38:14,800 --> 01:38:17,640
Speaker 3: couldn't handle it for the better man. Does everybody in

1490
01:38:17,680 --> 01:38:19,400
Speaker 3: the world know that's why she's doing that to me?

1491
01:38:21,920 --> 01:38:22,200
Speaker 2: Or are they?

1492
01:38:22,280 --> 01:38:28,200
Speaker 1: Like it's hand small? He was wearing those shorts, Like

1493
01:38:28,439 --> 01:38:33,960
Speaker 1: is everybody against me? That's a great question. Yeah, I

1494
01:38:34,000 --> 01:38:38,040
Speaker 1: think everybody thinks you're a whore. I don't think you

1495
01:38:38,160 --> 01:38:41,640
Speaker 1: get to be a hero in this. But but she

1496
01:38:41,760 --> 01:38:45,000
Speaker 1: has to come to my house? Does that make sense?

1497
01:38:45,080 --> 01:38:46,400
Speaker 2: Like, I'm not going out of my way to go

1498
01:38:46,520 --> 01:38:46,720
Speaker 2: get it.

1499
01:38:46,880 --> 01:38:50,400
Speaker 1: Give you that. Lizo shows up, she rings the bell.

1500
01:38:50,479 --> 01:38:52,679
Speaker 1: But you don't get to be like not tonight, Lizo.

1501
01:38:53,000 --> 01:38:55,599
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, we were going to the Dutch strip

1502
01:38:55,640 --> 01:38:56,280
Speaker 1: club or whatever.

1503
01:38:56,439 --> 01:38:56,920
Speaker 2: You gotta go.

1504
01:38:57,040 --> 01:39:02,280
Speaker 1: If she comes, she bringing a f that's right, that's right,

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Speaker 1: bringing the fluke.

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Speaker 8: I like that.

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Speaker 1: You read the actual documents. She brought the flute.

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Speaker 3: I I think I could do it. I think I

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Speaker 3: could get I think I could get her on that.

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Speaker 3: Take this, I take this l for sure. Yeah, that's

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01:39:25,160 --> 01:39:28,439
Speaker 3: a that's a tough one though. Yea, all right, all right,

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Speaker 3: that's good.

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01:39:29,160 --> 01:39:29,439
Speaker 2: That's it.

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01:39:29,640 --> 01:39:37,080
Speaker 1: That's the whole game. We like to We like to

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01:39:37,280 --> 01:39:39,760
Speaker 1: end all of our shows and and this show is

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01:39:39,800 --> 01:39:42,000
Speaker 1: no exception. We like to open the floor for anybody

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01:39:42,040 --> 01:39:47,400
Speaker 1: who might have questions, concerns, critique of the We don't

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01:39:47,400 --> 01:39:50,479
Speaker 1: want your critique, but no, but if you have any questions,

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01:39:50,520 --> 01:39:53,479
Speaker 1: if there's been any lingering conspiracies for you, raise your hand,

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01:39:53,720 --> 01:39:55,240
Speaker 1: and if not, we'll get the fuck out of here

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01:39:55,400 --> 01:39:57,800
Speaker 1: and we'll be out in the front to shake hands

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01:39:57,920 --> 01:40:02,920
Speaker 1: and high five this baby if you got them, if

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01:40:02,960 --> 01:40:06,639
Speaker 1: you got one over here, Michael, no, oh, one more. Okay,

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01:40:06,720 --> 01:40:10,080
Speaker 1: that's that was an aggressive hand, Thanks god, No, it's good.

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Speaker 2: It's cool. Man.

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Speaker 15: A big fan listen twice a week, you know, big

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01:40:13,160 --> 01:40:16,080
Speaker 15: fan of the sound bites as well. I wanted to ask,

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Speaker 15: what are each of your favorite sound drops bites. Oh,

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Speaker 15: I know there's a big selection.

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Speaker 1: Oh man favorite Oh I mean Michael Jackson, Doodoo Feces.

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01:40:29,960 --> 01:40:33,719
Speaker 1: There's pretty huge for me. There's a pretty vast archive

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01:40:34,360 --> 01:40:36,320
Speaker 1: that we don't often get to use because of this

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01:40:36,479 --> 01:40:39,160
Speaker 1: new program. Yeah, yeah, we're like we have other ones

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Speaker 1: that were sitting but I used we used to have

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Speaker 1: r Kelly singing. Do you have your passports?

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01:40:46,680 --> 01:40:47,519
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's good.

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01:40:47,600 --> 01:40:51,920
Speaker 1: Did you get your shots? Do you want to come

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01:40:52,240 --> 01:40:54,040
Speaker 1: back with rob to.

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01:40:56,080 --> 01:40:57,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's good.

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01:40:58,840 --> 01:41:06,200
Speaker 1: Merka, which to me is a reason to free him.

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01:41:14,720 --> 01:41:18,320
Speaker 1: It's a vast body of work. It's real hard to

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01:41:18,439 --> 01:41:21,519
Speaker 1: lock that up. It feels like we're missing a lot

1543
01:41:21,600 --> 01:41:24,640
Speaker 1: of our potential out in the world to lock that

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01:41:24,800 --> 01:41:27,760
Speaker 1: man in jail. But I understand what he did is wrong.

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01:41:31,280 --> 01:41:39,360
Speaker 1: That's how we're going to end the horse tour. That Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's perfect. Hey, thank y'all for coming out.

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01:41:45,479 --> 01:41:46,439
Speaker 2: Thank you so much.

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01:41:46,840 --> 01:41:47,719
Speaker 1: That's so cool.

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Speaker 13: What a great weight in.

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Speaker 1: Listen if you want to take pictures, if you want

1551
01:41:56,560 --> 01:41:58,719
Speaker 1: to just say hi, we'll be out in the front.

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01:41:58,800 --> 01:42:01,479
Speaker 1: We'll shake hands and all that. Yeah, and there's merch

1553
01:42:01,600 --> 01:42:03,760
Speaker 1: for sale if you're into that. And if not, I

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01:42:03,800 --> 01:42:09,519
Speaker 1: don't Know Bye Bitch. My Mama Told Me is a

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01:42:09,600 --> 01:42:15,040
Speaker 1: production of Will Ferrell's Big Money Players Network and iHeart Podcasts.

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01:42:15,360 --> 01:42:19,200
Speaker 1: Greeted and hosted by Langston Krek, co hosted by David Bori.

1557
01:42:19,520 --> 01:42:23,920
Speaker 1: Executive produced by Will Ferrell, Hansani and Olivia Akilon. Co

1558
01:42:24,160 --> 01:42:28,040
Speaker 1: produced by Bee Wayne, edited and engineered by Justin Koff,

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01:42:28,439 --> 01:42:30,400
Speaker 1: music by Nick Chambers.

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01:42:30,320 --> 01:42:31,960
Speaker 2: Artwork by dogon Ka.

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