Speaker 1: Welcome to This is Important a production of iHeartRadio, the
Speaker 1: show where we only talk about what is most obviously,
Speaker 1: very crucially important today on this is important.
Speaker 2: Hey, you didn't like the Jessey bathwater take it up
Speaker 2: with Carliner.
Speaker 3: I don't know, bro, I just know it looks like
Speaker 3: fucking popcorn.
Speaker 4: Dude, it's not good.
Speaker 5: This is important to me. This is important to me.
Speaker 5: By attention.
Speaker 4: Let's go.
Speaker 2: Blake's already got me laughing.
Speaker 4: Let's go.
Speaker 5: What did you just say, Blake? What did you just
Speaker 5: as I said?
Speaker 4: Well, Kyle be joining At this point he has to
Speaker 4: ask his way back in. He's not getting a free
Speaker 4: ticket back in the show. I'm sorry.
Speaker 5: Here's a question. Did he contact you guys and was like, hey,
Speaker 5: I'm not going to be doing the podcast with you guys.
Speaker 4: Uh wait a minute.
Speaker 2: He hired a skywriter.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he had somebody come to a candygram at my doors.
Speaker 4: It Tandy Graham.
Speaker 2: Did he know he works through our manager as I
Speaker 2: want all things now?
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's what best friends do when they're not going
Speaker 5: to join a project that they've been part of for
Speaker 5: four years. They just go through the manager and they
Speaker 5: don't reach out individually and say hey, I'm too busy.
Speaker 5: Usually they just go through the manager. Yeah, while they're
Speaker 5: eating babies, you see it.
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Oh well, well hey man, and it doesn't piss us off.
Speaker 2: I called him and then I was like a straight
Speaker 2: to voicemail. No, it was a butt dial, It was
Speaker 2: a butte that.
Speaker 4: It was a butt FaceTime. Yeah, but I butt face
Speaker 4: timed you.
Speaker 2: Sorry about it. Have you guys ever had have you
Speaker 2: ever received or given a butt face time?
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I think, Yeah, from my pocket, I believe so.
Speaker 2: Yes, great that counts.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's literally what we're talking about.
Speaker 2: It's like, well this one was from my pocket.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you know what a butt tile is. It's it's
Speaker 5: any time you accidentally hit it and you're not, it
Speaker 5: doesn't your ass cheek doesn't need to reach out at.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 4: You know, of all the episodes we've done and I
Speaker 4: said some really fucking stupid shit, that was the first
Speaker 4: time I didn't think about one fucking second of what
Speaker 4: I was about to say. And that is pretty stupid looking.
Speaker 2: Well, I only did exactly the thing we're talking about,
Speaker 2: but not really. I'm still gonna send it.
Speaker 3: It's this zoa baby, It's got me a tweaking in
Speaker 3: a good way.
Speaker 5: Uh, you don't look tweaking, Blake. You look really tired.
Speaker 5: And it is eleven am. It's not that lay. Have
Speaker 5: you been up, uh for hours and hours with your
Speaker 5: two year old?
Speaker 4: I've been I've been up. Just what do you mean?
Speaker 3: I wake up at six thirty, I feel great, Okay, Yeah.
Speaker 2: What's going on at six thirty?
Speaker 5: Well? You look like shit? Dude?
Speaker 4: What the hell?
Speaker 2: You look unwell?
Speaker 5: You look unwell?
Speaker 4: What's any different my hair? I glued it on. What
Speaker 4: looks any worse?
Speaker 2: Wait?
Speaker 3: What looks any worse to you?
Speaker 4: Then?
Speaker 5: Well, now your eyes are open for a second, you're
Speaker 5: let's see, now they're open. Now they're too open. But
Speaker 5: for a second, I look really bad on the podcast,
Speaker 5: I feel like I'm I swing the most of all
Speaker 5: of our faces. I feel like I've got the gummiest face.
Speaker 5: So therefore I can then get very ugly, looking like
Speaker 5: my baseline regular like, Okay, he's he's strapped it in,
Speaker 5: he's got hair and makeup.
Speaker 2: And then when I look tired.
Speaker 5: He's strapped it in. And then when I'm tired, I
Speaker 5: look viciously tired. And I feel like most times I
Speaker 5: can't tell if you're tired or not. Except for one
Speaker 5: minute ago, I thought you looked really tired, and now
Speaker 5: I think you look you look a little less tired.
Speaker 5: Oh my gosh.
Speaker 2: Sorry.
Speaker 4: I think it's because I just cracked open this zoa
Speaker 4: and it's my first nip and now I am back
Speaker 4: to square one. Baby, Adam, you.
Speaker 2: Know what I think it is. I think he's been
Speaker 2: crying for days because his fucking team lost the super Bowl.
Speaker 5: The Big Game.
Speaker 4: Come on, man, uh, I do feel like I'm on
Speaker 4: the brink of tears at all times, but none, none
Speaker 4: have been shd none.
Speaker 5: When we facetimed you because I facetimed Blake or I
Speaker 5: guess our agent face timed me and then I caught
Speaker 5: you back whatever, but we got ahold of you. We
Speaker 5: butt face timed you.
Speaker 3: And from the pocket. That's why, dude, I've.
Speaker 5: Never seen a person look more sad to be at
Speaker 5: the super Bowl in a box like it seemed like
Speaker 5: a really cool thing. Blake like didn't even like look
Speaker 5: over at the camera. Really, he was like you very much,
Speaker 5: staring dead ahead, And I'm like, Blake, you did you
Speaker 5: at least have fun like we're celebrating because we're Chiefs
Speaker 5: fans and then literally, no, well my family is I
Speaker 5: don't give a shad. Were having you know, we're just
Speaker 5: having to get time. And then you looked.
Speaker 3: So sad, dude, Yeah, of course I was.
Speaker 4: We were on the brink of a championship. It was
Speaker 4: about to be one of the funnest nights of my life.
Speaker 4: I saw it slip through my fingers and that's that. Yeah,
Speaker 4: that's yeah.
Speaker 2: God, the fact that they went for it without calling
Speaker 2: a time out, right, there was some gee ship like
Speaker 2: that's that. It sounded like Nate Dogg was calling that player.
Speaker 5: Yeah, they were trying to have a merry thissmus I feel.
Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, yeah, it would have been. It would
Speaker 4: have been an incredible moment in time. But you know
Speaker 4: what I feel like today.
Speaker 2: A game, great game. I feel like you couldn't have
Speaker 2: just been stoked for a great game. Nah, Christian mccaffy, unbelievable.
Speaker 4: I love that guy. Would have been cool to party
Speaker 4: with him. Yeah, damn it.
Speaker 5: Well you hey, you could have like.
Speaker 4: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, you don't you don't know.
Speaker 2: Trust No, We've done this before, Blake and I have
Speaker 2: we told this story on the pod. I feel like
Speaker 2: we did which one when we all went to the
Speaker 2: Super Bowl? Yeah, Questlove was DJE heard of him? Bitch Yeah,
Speaker 2: the losing team's part Bronco Broncos, and uh invited me
Speaker 2: and I was gonna bring everybody. For whatever reason, everyone
Speaker 2: didn't go. It's just me and Blake and we went
Speaker 2: to the Broncos losing team party.
Speaker 5: And it was just because I was on crutches, remember.
Speaker 4: Yes, yeah that's right, Yes, that's right.
Speaker 2: And Kyle well we know what he was doing things.
Speaker 4: Baby racking the spinal and so like.
Speaker 2: The party was just empty. It was just like the
Speaker 2: wives of like the personal trainers dancing in a group
Speaker 2: with their purses on the floor.
Speaker 3: Yes, so much leftover cake, so much leftover cake.
Speaker 5: But dude, that's kind of fun.
Speaker 4: Players players, layers don't go to that ship.
Speaker 2: Player. There were no players, were zero players.
Speaker 5: Players.
Speaker 4: I mean, I if I was playing on the team
Speaker 4: and I lost, I would go for the free cake.
Speaker 4: I want, I.
Speaker 2: Want my for sure, Yeah you would, you would.
Speaker 5: Oh dude, well don't you just go because you're you've
Speaker 5: never been to the Super Bowl. Like a lot of
Speaker 5: those players weren't there. In twenty nineteen. They weren't there,
Speaker 5: so it's their first time at the super Bowl. Don't
Speaker 5: you just go? What fucking are Season's over?
Speaker 4: No, sweetheart, come on us.
Speaker 5: Lives are there, my mom is there. They have a
Speaker 5: good time. I go, I go, and then I get
Speaker 5: then get so blackout drunk that I end up fighting someone.
Speaker 5: Don't you just do that?
Speaker 4: No? I don't know.
Speaker 2: Do you do that?
Speaker 3: That would be cool, that'd be legendary.
Speaker 2: Well, hold up, hold up. The part of this story.
Speaker 5: Is that this is my confession.
Speaker 2: West Love's like, hey, this is not great. This is
Speaker 2: kind of boring. Do you want to go to princess party?
Speaker 5: Oh my god?
Speaker 2: And we're like, for sure, yeah, we want to go
Speaker 2: to princess parties. Like okay, it doesn't start for another hour,
Speaker 2: but go here. And so we went there. It seemed
Speaker 2: like nothing was happening.
Speaker 5: It's just a target parking lot, You're like, just right.
Speaker 2: It was a it was a door to stairs that
Speaker 2: went downstairs and there was just a guy there and
Speaker 2: he was like, who are you? What's the deal? And
Speaker 2: I'm like, ah, fucking And so we were outside trying
Speaker 2: to like navigate in, and he finally came back and
Speaker 2: was like, Okay, I got the text. You guys are in.
Speaker 2: We walk in. It's in the basement. It's packed. It's
Speaker 2: just fucking people partying.
Speaker 5: A lot of adrogynous people where you're like, what is
Speaker 5: that androgynos?
Speaker 4: What did I say at adrogynous?
Speaker 5: Yeah, like I like how I said it, though kind
Speaker 5: of I don't disagree.
Speaker 2: I like it too. Yeah's wrong, and uh, it's a
Speaker 2: good time. It's yeah, you can love that. Uh, it's
Speaker 2: a good party. And we're kind of exhausted. We don't
Speaker 2: know anybody there. It's late. I think it's now like
Speaker 2: four a m. At this point, and so when you
Speaker 2: just go like, uh, there's like a fucking old country
Speaker 2: buffet set up, and we're just so like, let's max
Speaker 2: out on these like hot wings or whatever. We sit down.
Speaker 2: I'm sitting across from Blake.
Speaker 5: Dude, I like all this androgynist people there, and you
Speaker 5: guys are just maxing out on hot wings. I love it.
Speaker 2: So now you say, correctly, he's learning, Well, I'm learning.
Speaker 4: Oh, that's what this pot is for all of us.
Speaker 5: I'm learning. I'm learning a lot of new words.
Speaker 4: I know what butt dial means. Now it's evidently from
Speaker 4: your pocket.
Speaker 2: Okay, great, and so we're hanging and then all of
Speaker 2: a sudden, this this dude with like a cane sits
Speaker 2: down next to me, and did.
Speaker 5: You smell him first?
Speaker 2: Super large guy standing behind Blake? And then I just
Speaker 2: turned to my right and it's Prince and I.
Speaker 5: Did you smell him first?
Speaker 2: Did I smell Prince?
Speaker 5: I always feel like I feel like those really really
Speaker 5: really really really famous people, you smell him first, Like
Speaker 5: when we smelled Beyonce first. Sure, sure, sure, that's how
Speaker 5: I feel Prince would be.
Speaker 2: I hate to let you down. Didn't smell Prince first?
Speaker 2: That's turned looked to him. He looked at me, and
Speaker 2: I just gave like a nod. I'm in like fucking
Speaker 2: khakis and new balances. He's in like the full ice
Speaker 2: skating jumpsuit.
Speaker 5: Right regalia.
Speaker 2: And I look at Blake looking like.
Speaker 6: He's about this skater for Team USA, looking like Christy
Speaker 6: Magucci to a little couple's routine with the Rodney Games,
Speaker 6: Rowdy Gates.
Speaker 4: Who's the guy who's like, oh my god, who's uh
Speaker 4: figure skating?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Bob not Bobby boy.
Speaker 5: We should not know.
Speaker 2: We shouldn't. Well now, he's been.
Speaker 5: Blades of Glory.
Speaker 2: Tara Lipinski and the other dude with the crazy haircuts.
Speaker 3: Yeah, those man, they rock.
Speaker 2: She rocks American. So so Blake across the way and
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh my fucking god, and he's looking at
Speaker 2: me like no, like whatever, and then.
Speaker 5: All is Blake there? Like we're metting across No, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 5: Mentally is Blake there? This is late at night, the
Speaker 5: super Bowl. I'm there a shell? Is he a shell?
Speaker 5: When Blake Blake leaves the building and he just starts
Speaker 5: spitting on people.
Speaker 2: A little bit of a shell. Okay. Five minutes later,
Speaker 2: Prince finishes whatever he's eating and like does like.
Speaker 5: A wait, you saw Prince eating next to me eating? Yeah,
Speaker 5: he was eating. Yes see that's a special moment. I
Speaker 5: feel like not a lot of people get to see
Speaker 5: Prince eat. I feel like people sea Prince every once
Speaker 5: in a while get in and out of his chariot
Speaker 5: right or his hot air balloon that he just takes
Speaker 5: off or whatever. Weird it's separation, uh, but not eating?
Speaker 5: What was he eating? Do you remember?
Speaker 2: I was two? I didn't it was too dark looking,
Speaker 2: stare No, it wasn't even I mean it was dark. Good, Yes,
Speaker 2: it was dark at him, it was, but like, I
Speaker 2: just wasn't like trying to make a big deal or
Speaker 2: blow up his spot or whatever.
Speaker 4: Hey what are you eating?
Speaker 5: Yeah, he's just eating porridge.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that gestures to his giant gestures or gestures.
Speaker 2: Gestures, and they leave. Ten thirty seconds later, the lights
Speaker 2: come up and everyone's like time to go. It's over,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, oh shit, like let me just finish
Speaker 2: my food here or whatever, and then Blake and I
Speaker 2: walk out, and I'm like that was fucking crazy. No, dude,
Speaker 2: like fucking a Prince impersonator at a Prince party.
Speaker 5: No, dude, I remember this. I remember.
Speaker 4: I was like, we've told this story.
Speaker 5: I remember this.
Speaker 2: I was like no, and he goes, oh, you think
Speaker 2: that was actually Prince? You think Prince would just be
Speaker 2: there sitting down.
Speaker 4: Eating Oh you think Prince eat macaroni?
Speaker 2: And I was like, you think there'd be a Prince
Speaker 2: impersonator that When he gets up and leaves, the lights
Speaker 2: come on and a giant bouncer follows him and the
Speaker 2: party's over. We were just sitting next to him.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, Well, I mean, honestly, I mean I understand
Speaker 5: where Blake's coming from. Because Blake is like a little
Speaker 5: bit of a conspiracy theorist. He's not down a rabbit hole,
Speaker 5: but he's.
Speaker 4: Always like, I'm not eating babies or anything.
Speaker 5: He's not eating babies, but he's eating baby adjacent Yeah,
Speaker 5: you know, he likes to look he is from conquers,
Speaker 5: where they grow the baby eaters.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 5: So I could see him thinking that for sure, And
Speaker 5: that does sound like a pretty cool Prince thing to do.
Speaker 5: It's just an impersonator to go to his party.
Speaker 3: You know where I think the root of that grew.
Speaker 3: It's because I went.
Speaker 4: I saw Prince three times in my life, and one
Speaker 4: time I went and there was a guy at a
Speaker 4: Prince concert who looked exactly like Prince and he was
Speaker 4: like front row of the show, like the probably the
Speaker 4: most obsessed stalker of Prince ever in the world. So
Speaker 4: I had just assumed that those people were out and
Speaker 4: about in following Prince around the world. And I don't know,
Speaker 4: I just that's what I had to do.
Speaker 5: I think you were really drunk, and there was that
Speaker 5: as That's what That's what I asked, was Blake there?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 5: That's what I meant. I'm drunk now was he there
Speaker 5: enough to know that it was a He was a
Speaker 5: real human sitting in front of him, not Blake going
Speaker 5: like that was crazy that that Prince Robot was there.
Speaker 2: It would have been cool if I talked to him,
Speaker 2: and I'm one foot away from, like next to him.
Speaker 2: Blake's just three feet essentially, like across a table from him,
Speaker 2: across from me. I was intoxicated.
Speaker 5: If only Blake actually, because you were probably drunk enough
Speaker 5: to then become good friends with him.
Speaker 3: I should have talked to him, right.
Speaker 5: It was like that that WM party where I barely
Speaker 5: remember this and it's not price, but I had Jude
Speaker 5: Law and Robert Pattinson in headlocks. I had them both
Speaker 5: like this, and Chloe said that we were laughing so
Speaker 5: hard that we were crying, and I don't remember what
Speaker 5: that was about.
Speaker 2: But I was they were like, they were like this
Speaker 2: waiter is wrestling.
Speaker 5: Dude. Probably I think I was just you know, you're
Speaker 5: at that level of drunk where you just don't care
Speaker 5: how famous they are, You're just operations.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's got to be the first time either of
Speaker 4: them have been headlocked in in decades, you wish.
Speaker 3: Yeah, unless they're headlocking each other.
Speaker 2: I don't know, that's their fucking kink. Man.
Speaker 5: I feel like, if you're that famous, you have to
Speaker 5: have a dominatrix step on your balls. That's why when like,
Speaker 5: oh shit, when you're like like if not Avanka, Milania
Speaker 5: and Trump, You're like, for sure she kicks him in
Speaker 5: the balls at night. That's like how because he's been
Speaker 5: too rich and power full for.
Speaker 4: Two oh you think he likes getting his nuts stopped.
Speaker 5: Without a doubt, without a doubt because Milania. If you
Speaker 5: were to like write a script of a dominatrix that
Speaker 5: kicks a person in the balls, it would look exactly
Speaker 5: and talk exactly like Milania, which is exactly.
Speaker 3: Her, which is what like Russian?
Speaker 5: Yeah, just the hottest Russian lady.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, from Slovenia.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but I mean that's yeahs Russia. Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 5: It's over there.
Speaker 2: From one of the stands. Yeah. I like when people
Speaker 2: it's over there.
Speaker 5: Well, that's that's cool, man. I like a good super Bowl.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, and that's and so so then yes, facetiming.
Speaker 2: I also face butt faced Blake after the game, and
Speaker 2: then my homie Bernie Lomax was out there and I'm
Speaker 2: in like a text chain between the two of them,
Speaker 2: and Bernie's like, Blake, this.
Speaker 5: Is the Bronco Seahawks super.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, this is just the other day Vegas.
Speaker 2: Because I was like, oh my buddy, Barne's gonna be there.
Speaker 2: You guys can link maybe whatever, And so Bernie goes,
Speaker 2: were you wet? Where you going and just sends a
Speaker 2: skull and crossbones and he was.
Speaker 4: Like, Okay, yep, I went right to bed. Dude.
Speaker 5: That's the most disappointing thing is you didn't go out. No,
Speaker 5: you didn't go out.
Speaker 7: Nah.
Speaker 2: I went the night before because dude, and I know,
Speaker 2: we talked about this, like half of the previous like
Speaker 2: NFL dudes who are like our age are there, oh,
Speaker 2: just promoting their new vitamin water or what the fuck.
Speaker 4: So much body arm or water.
Speaker 5: They all have a podcast yeah, called like grid Iron Talk.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and so like get out there. Yeah.
Speaker 4: No, I mean I went hard the night before, and
Speaker 4: I would have gone really hard the night of, but
Speaker 4: shit didn't work out. So I just went to bed.
Speaker 2: I was the night before.
Speaker 4: It was awesome. It was awesome, great time. Got to
Speaker 4: roll with our agent, A Boushie. He was a great
Speaker 4: time we had we had a blast. Okay, okay, how
Speaker 4: is how is the box? The box was dope?
Speaker 2: Anybody from any vampire movies in the headlock?
Speaker 4: I was kicking it with Drew Ski.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, oh, how how was that guy?
Speaker 4: He's hilarious.
Speaker 5: That guy I don't know anything about, but he's so funny.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I think he probably is from like what I could
Speaker 5: tell on Instagram. I was like, yeah, this guy seems
Speaker 5: like he came out of nowhere. I'm sure he's been
Speaker 5: doing it for ten years, but then is now so famous.
Speaker 5: I feel like he's he's everywhere.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 5: And also I'm like, what does he do? I don't know.
Speaker 5: He's a skier, Yeah.
Speaker 4: He's a skier. An he draws?
Speaker 5: Is he a standard.
Speaker 4: Non us? Yeah?
Speaker 5: I see that.
Speaker 4: There we go.
Speaker 3: No, he does like all social media, like he just
Speaker 3: rocks it.
Speaker 4: He does this thing where he like does it's almost
Speaker 4: like a talent show where you come in what what's
Speaker 4: the name of his It's like a fake or maybe
Speaker 4: it's a real record company.
Speaker 5: That's rad. That's cool.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I feel only in the last like maybe six months
Speaker 5: to a year, do I feel like truly old where
Speaker 5: I see like as a person on social media and
Speaker 5: I'm like, who are they?
Speaker 4: Right?
Speaker 5: What are you?
Speaker 2: People on social media and like feeling old or whatever.
Speaker 2: Batch does those very funny videos where like he does something.
Speaker 5: Batches our rage. Essentially he's only a few years.
Speaker 2: I want to finish my thoughts speaking of people being old,
Speaker 2: and I'm emerging things here. He does bits about how
Speaker 2: he's getting older, where like he'll do something and then
Speaker 2: it like the person recognizes how old he seems, and
Speaker 2: then it keeps intercutting and like he suddenly has a cane.
Speaker 2: Then he suddenly has like gray hair. As they drive
Speaker 2: away and he's like, yeah, new balances.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I can't remember his examples. What is like wearing
Speaker 4: a seatbelt is like for old people or like that?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, kids don't wear seatbelts anymore.
Speaker 5: They're like, fuck, you know, you know what's back. I've
Speaker 5: been told recently by a teacher, a high school teacher.
Speaker 5: She goes teachers know what. I've been told by a
Speaker 5: teacher that vaping is out and smoking cigarettes is bad.
Speaker 2: Wow?
Speaker 5: Okay, yeah, dude, vaping had its time, and we were
Speaker 5: like we're just now going like okay, vaping. Wow, the
Speaker 5: kids are vaping? Man, that was. That was that came
Speaker 5: and went baby either back to them hardcore Siggy.
Speaker 4: I wonder what's worse for you? I really wonder, and why.
Speaker 5: I don't know, because every generation kind of wants to
Speaker 5: do their own ship a little bit well.
Speaker 4: And because out here, at least in California, they started
Speaker 4: making it where like vapes, you can't flavor them anymore,
Speaker 4: so they probably just taste like shit.
Speaker 3: Cigarettes taste so good.
Speaker 2: I was gonna say, cigarette are delish.
Speaker 4: Oh man, cigarette stays so fucking good.
Speaker 7: Dude.
Speaker 2: Well, they don't want that popcorn lung, didn't Adam, didn't
Speaker 2: you tell us about the popcorn.
Speaker 4: Long Yeah that ship?
Speaker 5: Yeah, well that was the rumor. I don't know how
Speaker 5: real that science was, you know.
Speaker 2: Yeah I do. By the way, who was like, it's
Speaker 2: called popcorn lung.
Speaker 4: Technically some doctors saw said that ship looked like popcorn dude,
Speaker 4: Like that's it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's a good uh yeah. Doctor Brosarks was like,
Speaker 5: oh shit, looks like Jimpy pop dude, popcornopolis.
Speaker 4: I want to taste that flavoring redbucker. It's his first
Speaker 4: time looking at the cat scan and the patients like
Speaker 4: so am I okay, it's just I don't know, bro,
Speaker 4: I just know it looks like fucking popcorn. Dude, it's
Speaker 4: not good.
Speaker 5: Whoa that is the cheddar cheese portion of the container
Speaker 5: early ship.
Speaker 4: Dude. Nobody's touching that.
Speaker 5: No one touches that. That's the gross flavor.
Speaker 4: I was say, the cheddar popcorn kind of came up
Speaker 4: once they started mixing it with the caramel, and then
Speaker 4: you get them both together.
Speaker 5: Boy, by the way, you take out the little divider
Speaker 5: and you mix it yourself.
Speaker 4: All right, they still make them big ass canisters.
Speaker 2: Or is that anything?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 3: Maybe the three three flavors?
Speaker 2: Right, This would not last in my house. You had
Speaker 2: to get in there if you wanted anything, because a
Speaker 2: day or two later it's gone. You'd end up getting
Speaker 2: the regular ass popcorn.
Speaker 5: Fucking yuck, dude.
Speaker 4: Oh what oh yeah, just the butter. Yeah yeah, that
Speaker 4: ship was gross. It was no good.
Speaker 5: I mean, you gotta get the kettle.
Speaker 2: I'm so fucking humus the banker.
Speaker 5: But but to go back on these young influencer kids.
Speaker 4: Yes, please educate us.
Speaker 5: I just this morning, uh found this kid and I'm
Speaker 5: sure he's been doing it for a decade.
Speaker 4: Okay, good morning.
Speaker 2: He found a kid I found.
Speaker 4: I found found a child for for Kyle.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Kyle, he was a little Adrodgen.
Speaker 5: He might be a little But it goes to my
Speaker 5: point that like, if you're twenty years old, I no
Speaker 5: longer know I was. I mean I was, I no
Speaker 5: longer know who you are. I don't I'm so old now, dude.
Speaker 4: Right, so you're I have mentioned it early, but you
Speaker 4: have you watched Salburn yet? Were you completely lost on
Speaker 4: everybody in that cast or what?
Speaker 5: I don't know that cast. No, I do not know
Speaker 5: that cast.
Speaker 2: So Slburn isn't a app.
Speaker 5: No, I do know that. I mean I I've watched
Speaker 5: euphor you, so I know that that's like kind of
Speaker 5: the the jock with the gay dad and he has
Speaker 5: a lot of violent tendencies and now he's.
Speaker 4: Yeah that's what that show is.
Speaker 5: He's really he's really sexy and uh and then the
Speaker 5: guy drinks his jeszy bathwater wool Tree diary.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 5: So yeah, I mean that movie sucked though, I'll say it,
Speaker 5: it sucked Slburn. Yeah, yeah, really bad.
Speaker 4: You're out.
Speaker 2: I gotta watch it. I gotta watch.
Speaker 5: Oh, really really bad.
Speaker 4: Kyle spoiled it for me. He like told me that
Speaker 4: three parts.
Speaker 2: So right, yeah, the jizz Water.
Speaker 5: Well, I mean it was you because they say that
Speaker 5: you have to have three parts that you could have
Speaker 5: water cooler moments in a movie for it to really
Speaker 5: be successful. Who said that, I want to say it
Speaker 5: was like Carl Reiner or someone or mel Brooks something someone,
Speaker 5: and and so it was like they just wrote those
Speaker 5: three parts and then built a movie around those three parts.
Speaker 2: Oh and they're like, hey, you didn't like the Jizzy Bathwater,
Speaker 2: take it up with Carl Reiner. Yeah.
Speaker 4: So they were sitting around there like, so we've got
Speaker 4: the jizzy Bathwater.
Speaker 5: No, they it felt like they wrote backwards from Jizzy Bathwater,
Speaker 5: which which I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 4: That sounds like a Workaholics episode.
Speaker 8: When when we were when we were writing Game Over Man,
Speaker 8: one of the first things we put up on the
Speaker 8: board was autoerotic apphyxiation and shaggy singing at ud point.
Speaker 5: So I get it, I get it crazy, I take
Speaker 5: it back. I love that movie.
Speaker 9: I looped back around to other than the three scenes
Speaker 9: that Kyle has told me about and spoiled for me,
Speaker 9: I have no clue what it's about.
Speaker 2: And oh, so you haven't seen it either. No, I
Speaker 2: have not.
Speaker 5: You didn't see it.
Speaker 2: You didn't watch it, So why do you disagree with Adam?
Speaker 4: What do you mean? I didn't disagree, you didn't watch it.
Speaker 5: Just watch the movie.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: Maybe I misheard you. I thought Adam said it sucked,
Speaker 2: and you were like, oh, come.
Speaker 5: On, yeah, you were saying I thought, didn't.
Speaker 2: He respond in a way that made it seem like like.
Speaker 5: I thought, so? Maybe not.
Speaker 4: Well, it's not that I saw it. I'm just like,
Speaker 4: it's not nice to say something mean about it.
Speaker 2: Oh, dude, fucking have you even had a zoa this morning?
Speaker 5: Eat yourself to a zoa and get here, dude.
Speaker 4: I mean, I'm a couple of SIPs here. You're so tired.
Speaker 2: Have a zoa? Get your fucking mind right?
Speaker 4: Dude?
Speaker 5: Is that? Is that the meanest thing you could I'm
Speaker 5: sorry I said one of the meanest things you could
Speaker 5: say to another person. It's just you. You look really tired.
Speaker 4: Oh that never feels good to hear you look really tired.
Speaker 3: Oh it never feels good to hear that.
Speaker 2: And go to sleep is tough?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Do you ever shut up? Really hurt?
Speaker 2: Do you ever shut up? As a classic.
Speaker 5: That's a heartbreak.
Speaker 4: That's a heartbreaker. If anybody hits you with the do
Speaker 4: you ever shut up? You officially just have to go home.
Speaker 5: Well my my thing with saltburn and then we'll we'll
Speaker 5: put it to and then I will shut up, I
Speaker 5: will shut up.
Speaker 4: Come on, come on.
Speaker 5: Is that you don't like anyone in the movie and
Speaker 5: you're not rooting for anybody, and everyone is gross. You
Speaker 5: don't give it, You don't give a shit about any character.
Speaker 5: And then it was just like you don't care about anyone.
Speaker 5: No one's particularly like you're like kind of rooting for
Speaker 5: them because you know how Succession did a good job
Speaker 5: of like they're all really bad people and they're all
Speaker 5: kind of suck, but you do end up rooting for
Speaker 5: some of them because you're like, I get I get
Speaker 5: a kick out of this guy, or you see little
Speaker 5: glimpses you're charming here and there, yeah, of them being charming.
Speaker 5: There was none of that, and then there was just
Speaker 5: those three moments that you're like, Okay, that's why people
Speaker 5: are talking about it, but you don't care, okay, and
Speaker 5: that's why I didn't like it.
Speaker 4: Okay, Well, I mean that now I like your negativity
Speaker 4: towards the movie.
Speaker 5: And also, hey, dude, by the way, am I so old?
Speaker 5: Because I think every young person is like, it's the
Speaker 5: best movie ever. But what was the I'm blanking on it.
Speaker 5: Drs would know the Jude Law movie Sleepwalkers. Oh, go ahead,
Speaker 5: house guess No, the Jude Law Matt Damon movie.
Speaker 2: H Talented mister Ripley.
Speaker 5: Talented mister Ripley. It felt like a much worse version
Speaker 5: of the talented mister Ripley.
Speaker 4: Wait. I thought that movie was about like that was
Speaker 4: like a caper and they were like stealing shit.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, you've never seen the Talented mister Ripley.
Speaker 3: No, if I have, I'm not recalling it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, well you definitely didn't.
Speaker 2: Then your homework is to go watch it. That movie
Speaker 2: isn't made.
Speaker 5: That movie rocks. Actually, it's kind of the same thing.
Speaker 5: It's like a a person of lower social class trying
Speaker 5: to get in with a higher social class and sort
Speaker 5: of line their way into it.
Speaker 2: Did you see Ingrid Goes West?
Speaker 5: Yes?
Speaker 2: Ingrid Goes West is a like I'm not knocking that movie.
Speaker 2: I like that movie a lot. It's a beat for beat,
Speaker 2: like character for character. Towned Miss Ripley not rip off,
Speaker 2: but oh my, but.
Speaker 4: That one's in like Palm Spring.
Speaker 5: Well, this one, this movie, Ingrid Goes West, was at
Speaker 5: least it felt like a new take on it with
Speaker 5: social media and that kind of stuff.
Speaker 2: R exactly. Yes, it was an update, but.
Speaker 5: This seemed like they're just trying to do that movie
Speaker 5: and it's not as good interesting.
Speaker 2: Soe Towns of mister Ripley, dude, and it's just like
Speaker 2: fucking gorgeous eye Candy Holly.
Speaker 4: Would the guys that too?
Speaker 5: Oh dude, that the guys man, they both deserve a headlock.
Speaker 5: I'll say that if I saw them at two am
Speaker 5: at a at a party, I'm gonna I'm gonna block them.
Speaker 2: So soul Burne is about somebody working their way up
Speaker 2: into higher society.
Speaker 5: Yeah, essentially, and he like befriends like a the super
Speaker 5: hot rich guy at school and then sort of lies
Speaker 5: his way into being.
Speaker 2: The Will Smith movie where he's like my dad Sydney
Speaker 2: Poitier and everybody believes him.
Speaker 4: Hancock Hitch Hitch. Yeah, was that Wild West?
Speaker 2: Six degrees? Wow? I love this joke format Wow.
Speaker 5: Dude, dude, is that wiki wild Wild?
Speaker 2: Yeah? For sure. Jim West, don't want not.
Speaker 5: I'm that age right there. You you give me with
Speaker 5: a wiki wow wow. Yeah, that's you know how old
Speaker 5: you are? Like, I feel like, next time we do this,
Speaker 5: we're at a we're at like a bar or club,
Speaker 5: and we know with the DJ, which, by the way,
Speaker 5: we're still cool. We know DJs, guys, we know DJs.
Speaker 4: That makes you cool.
Speaker 5: We gotta get on the mic and go, hey, guys,
Speaker 5: wiki wow wow wicked wicky wow wow. And see how
Speaker 5: many people respond to.
Speaker 2: That the way you do it. I'm like, I don't
Speaker 2: even know if I know exactly what that is.
Speaker 4: What are you even saying? Wiki wowow Hey guys, wiki
Speaker 4: wowow Wiki wow wow West Jim Well.
Speaker 5: I feel like if someone got on the mic and
Speaker 5: did that at a bar or or a club or whatever,
Speaker 5: you'd go wild West wiki wicked wold.
Speaker 2: I don't even know that part song. I just know
Speaker 2: West Jim West.
Speaker 5: And then they goes wow wow wicky wow wow.
Speaker 4: And then I know what do we do after that?
Speaker 5: I think they just recited back Dude, like, dude, pay
Speaker 5: that Blake play that song for us.
Speaker 4: Well, you know I'm not going to hit it at
Speaker 4: the point you want what.
Speaker 2: Yeah, do they sample is it Stevie wonder? Who do
Speaker 2: they sample on that? I can't remember?
Speaker 5: Wow wow, wicked, wicked wow Wow? And then Jim West
Speaker 5: I think that's how it starts. And then it goes
Speaker 5: West Jim Rest Desperado.
Speaker 2: Did you pull it up?
Speaker 4: I have it? Okay, I'm gonna I'm gonna play the
Speaker 4: beginning of it. Or is there do you know the
Speaker 4: time stamp?
Speaker 5: Dude?
Speaker 4: How would I know the timestamp?
Speaker 2: So Jaden, look, it's only a couple more. Wes's not
Speaker 2: put on that. We got second sorry because I got
Speaker 2: the rain.
Speaker 4: Sorry, and that's all we got. Sorry, And I'm sorry man,
Speaker 4: but unfortunately that was fifteen seconds. Can we fudge it
Speaker 4: since no music played?
Speaker 2: Hey, Adam, since uh, he can't pull it up, maybe
Speaker 2: Adam just wraps the entire thing.
Speaker 5: I mean, Jim, it starts it's off with wicked Wow Wow, Wicked,
Speaker 5: wicked wow Wow, West, Jim West desper Rock.
Speaker 4: Okay, here, I'll go fifty five second.
Speaker 5: Yeah it's not, it's not thirty five seconds.
Speaker 2: Go back, come back back, go back, go back, come
Speaker 2: back back around.
Speaker 5: Yeah it's it's dude, go twenty seconds in Okay, and
Speaker 5: then and then started.
Speaker 4: Okay, this is second twenty and I'll play it for
Speaker 4: two seconds because we only have six seconds.
Speaker 5: Dude, I I plait man fine, No.
Speaker 4: Thought that was twenty that was twenty in.
Speaker 5: So that twenty seconds. He just talks to Jayden about
Speaker 5: whether he should sing this song or not.
Speaker 2: As far as the fifteen seconds, I feel like we
Speaker 2: still have six seconds on the clock, not unlike what
Speaker 2: Kansas City had on the clock.
Speaker 3: Okay, here he goes.
Speaker 5: I saw this bully, shut shut up, bitch.
Speaker 4: Okay, so where do you want to skip to? Where
Speaker 4: would you like to skip to? Thirty six thirty one seconds? Okay?
Speaker 2: You just that.
Speaker 4: I was at twenty and he was still taking it.
Speaker 5: Feels like he was wrapping it up though he did
Speaker 5: say twenty five.
Speaker 2: Okay, let's go twenty five.
Speaker 4: Okay, we'll go to twenty five seconds.
Speaker 2: Here you go, okay, I'm ready wait for it. Wicka
Speaker 2: waw waw wicked wall Wow, Wow West.
Speaker 5: Jim West, that's Sperrado. So it wasn't that. I mean
Speaker 5: I was a little off, but wicked wicked Wow.
Speaker 4: That's crazy.
Speaker 2: Adam. I ride with you, yeah, thank you forever.
Speaker 4: Now, Hey, Adam, guess what dude, thank you. You know
Speaker 4: what you got?
Speaker 5: Brother, Yes, thank you.
Speaker 4: You are still cool and relevant and know the DJ
Speaker 4: and the response online.
Speaker 5: No, dude, see, I don't know the DJ. I know
Speaker 5: you guys who that know the d J.
Speaker 4: I don't know you are my salt burned.
Speaker 2: I love that Adam knew that. I also I want
Speaker 2: to know what you know about Wicked Wicked, Wicked World news.
Speaker 3: That's the Wicked week Weather's wiki Wikipedia.
Speaker 5: Dude, I was just watching Christina. I'm a poor right
Speaker 5: before hopping on here, so yeah, I'm well versed Ukraine.
Speaker 2: That now, how do you pronounce it?
Speaker 5: Christina? I'm a poor?
Speaker 2: Also not right?
Speaker 4: Okay, who's that?
Speaker 2: And there?
Speaker 3: I'm a poor I'm gonna go pour myself a zea omni.
Speaker 2: Omnivore everything, bro, No, no.
Speaker 5: I'm one. I've been saying it wrong the one other
Speaker 5: time I might have said her name loud.
Speaker 2: And what do you think the first name is?
Speaker 5: Christina?
Speaker 2: Right, Christian?
Speaker 5: Oh fuck?
Speaker 4: This is hard?
Speaker 2: Christina am poor?
Speaker 5: Well, dude, I miss wolf Blitzer. It was so easy
Speaker 5: to say his name and really really cool name by.
Speaker 2: The way, Who whose name was easy?
Speaker 5: Wolf Blitzer?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah well, yeah, my boy, wolf the situation room. Dude,
Speaker 5: they made it feel real special. They made it feel
Speaker 5: real special. Do you think the way? Guys, there's still
Speaker 5: a war in Ukraine? All right, and we're back and.
Speaker 2: Wait is it a wolf wiki wiki war in Ukraine?
Speaker 2: Just goodbye Ukraine. Don't want nothink.
Speaker 3: Wolf Blitzer looks exactly like Wolf Blitzer? Or do you
Speaker 3: think he looks nothing like what his name is?
Speaker 2: He looks exactly like his name.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, he looks like a wolf Blitzer. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Interesting, I kind of expected something else.
Speaker 5: I mean, he's an old man. I feel like young wolf.
Speaker 5: You might go, he doesn't look like a wolf Blitzer,
Speaker 5: but he's aged into a nice looking wolf, a good
Speaker 5: looking wolf.
Speaker 2: And is his name Wolfgang?
Speaker 4: We need to look him up young because I have
Speaker 4: never seen him outside of the age he is now,
Speaker 4: which is what like.
Speaker 2: Two two started to dude, you haven't even got it.
Speaker 2: You got to finish that.
Speaker 5: So, dude, how tired are you?
Speaker 7: Blake?
Speaker 4: God damn, but Vegas takes a toll.
Speaker 2: Hey, producers, what is his full name? Is it Wolfgang
Speaker 2: or is it wolf pack Blitz?
Speaker 4: Oh my god, I would argue to say this fool
Speaker 4: looks more like Wolf when he was young.
Speaker 2: Wolf.
Speaker 5: Well, his middle name is Isaac, show your tits.
Speaker 2: His his name is just Wolf.
Speaker 5: His middle name is Isaac. His name is Wolf.
Speaker 4: Strong, dude, where is he from?
Speaker 2: Adam? Is there maybe a hail Mary name situation?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Can you switch it up real late in the game,
Speaker 3: not unlike a football.
Speaker 5: Game that just I'm drunk. Now I'm a little disappointed
Speaker 5: because everyone gave us uh so I'm blake. You know,
Speaker 5: when you put the name on ship, what is that
Speaker 5: called rattles?
Speaker 2: What are we talking about?
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 5: You know, when you when you uh uh put your
Speaker 5: name on things, when they when.
Speaker 2: Stand embroidery embroider.
Speaker 5: Yeah, so we have a ton of embroidered stuff with
Speaker 5: Bo's name on it. Okay, So now even if you
Speaker 5: a really cool name like Wolf comes up, You're like,
Speaker 5: well then I'd have to buy like six blankets. So
Speaker 5: not worth it? Not worth it?
Speaker 2: You know? This is this is what happens when you
Speaker 2: let the name out of the bag.
Speaker 9: Early.
Speaker 2: People get eager.
Speaker 4: They already start sending you embroidered ship.
Speaker 5: And by the way, I love love the name Bo,
Speaker 5: and we're sticking with it. I remember how we were like, dude,
Speaker 5: there's no real epic slams on Bo's name.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 5: And then immediately people are like bowner and I'm like,
Speaker 5: oh yeah, classic, classic.
Speaker 2: Yeah did we say there was no? I thought there
Speaker 2: was something like Bo, you're a fucking bit shut the fuck.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah there was something like that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there was.
Speaker 5: It was which which in about a week here, I'm
Speaker 5: going to be saying that when he's crying, I'm like, BO,
Speaker 5: shut the fuck up.
Speaker 4: Hey, as long as you keep him away from Kyle,
Speaker 4: that's gonna be fine.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he's not coming over. He's not coming over. He's
Speaker 5: not coming over.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we haven't even talked about that. I wonder, I
Speaker 2: wonder what would happen. Would you would you use Bo
Speaker 2: as bait just to see if we can tempt Kyle
Speaker 2: just to get just to get it babies?
Speaker 5: Well I feel like, uh no, probably because he's my child,
Speaker 5: But if he was anyone else's, then absolutely good.
Speaker 2: Well whose side are you on? Seems like you're not
Speaker 2: willing to sacrifice.
Speaker 5: On my side, sir. I don't like it.
Speaker 4: I said, yeah, his family side. And Adam, you passed
Speaker 4: the test? Yeah, yeah, thank you, the first test past. Dude,
Speaker 4: well done. You are a protector of the family.
Speaker 5: Wicked Wicked while Wow, damn. I'm actually so proud because
Speaker 5: I was second guessing when you guys are like, no,
Speaker 5: it doesn't yeah, and then I felt so vindicated. So
Speaker 5: thank god we found that part of the song.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was.
Speaker 4: Huge for you. And that was at twenty five seconds,
Speaker 4: which you which you called, which is another bonus point.
Speaker 5: So yeah, I felt felt really good about it. Feel
Speaker 5: really good. And can you play just that part of
Speaker 5: the song over again or for.
Speaker 2: The rest of the time.
Speaker 4: You're asking a lot of me. I could probably get
Speaker 4: it on the board next week.
Speaker 8: Oh, wow West, Yeah, wait, is Cisco on that song?
Speaker 2: Is Cisco?
Speaker 4: Is ship?
Speaker 5: Wait is Cisco? And the Oh my god that video.
Speaker 5: By the way, Cisco is your oldest the Cisco.
Speaker 2: That's how you know you're old to Cisco. Cisco.
Speaker 4: Oh, it's Drew Hill.
Speaker 3: It's all of Drew Hill.
Speaker 4: Is just Cisco, right? Who else is.
Speaker 5: In Drew Cisco adjacent?
Speaker 4: Who else is in Drew Hill?
Speaker 3: Wolf Blitzer, Drew Sky, Drew Ski, Yep, he's in there.
Speaker 5: That was his first thing. Yeah, he was a he
Speaker 5: was a infant.
Speaker 2: I saw the Hill thought, hey, might as well.
Speaker 4: Ski, you need the members of Drew Hill. Oh sorry,
Speaker 4: I'm just looking at it. There's a guy named Nochio.
Speaker 3: Listen to these dudes. Okay, there's Cisco.
Speaker 2: Do you want to listen? You got and Drew Hill.
Speaker 4: His name is Nocchio the end Titty. I don't know,
Speaker 4: that's just a hard as name.
Speaker 5: I agree, Hey, uh, Chloe, we got an audible.
Speaker 4: Oh titty tity.
Speaker 5: No, we're gonna switching out Tokio.
Speaker 4: The entity that's hard.
Speaker 3: I think it's Nico, Nico Ruffin. That's his real name him.
Speaker 2: And now we know and now yeah, I and fingers crossed.
Speaker 2: I hope that what is it again, the end titty?
Speaker 2: And I hope that he's one of those like behind
Speaker 2: the scenes gazillionaires who produces a ton of shit.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I hope that for him too.
Speaker 2: Because you know how people have like a one hit
Speaker 2: and then they disappear.
Speaker 5: Because Cisco doesn't seem like he is. Uh did you
Speaker 5: guys see that video of him doing the Thong song
Speaker 5: on stage and he's now forty years old with a
Speaker 5: little beer belly and it's the best And I'm like,
Speaker 5: it's exactly what I wanted for Cisco, because remember how
Speaker 5: tiny like Cisco was a little wayfish man. Now he's
Speaker 5: got like a nice little like he's been swallowing, but
Speaker 5: heavies whole for for twenty years. And I'm like, dude,
Speaker 5: that's his act.
Speaker 2: I think that's his drinking choice, but that that is
Speaker 2: my body.
Speaker 5: He's he is me and I am him. It was
Speaker 5: so exciting to see. I was really pumped on it.
Speaker 2: And is Cisco his birth name?
Speaker 4: Uh passed?
Speaker 2: Or was he just a big Cisco Systems guy? And
Speaker 2: then he was like, well, I gotta flip this. He
Speaker 2: was in like business school, and then he was and.
Speaker 5: Isn't Cisco the like they are the ones that deliver
Speaker 5: like beer to bars and restaurants.
Speaker 2: I've seen that, believe.
Speaker 3: So I thought, oh, no, that's a different Cisco.
Speaker 2: That's c y C.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, c I s C.
Speaker 4: There's Cisco Systems, and then there's Cisco, which, yeah, which
Speaker 4: was always pulling up at like your school. Yeah.
Speaker 5: Well, at the improv, I was the one that had
Speaker 5: to let them in in the mornings to deliver all
Speaker 5: of the beer and liquor and ship.
Speaker 2: Can you imagine Cisco was driving up, bro, Hey are
Speaker 2: you delivering.
Speaker 5: That beer and you're just like, hey, do you got
Speaker 5: that Heineken light?
Speaker 4: We are?
Speaker 2: Can you bring around back? Ye? Dude? How is that
Speaker 2: Super Bowl commercial? Just Cisco saying yeah, the things. And
Speaker 2: then at the very end you have Little John come out.
Speaker 3: I'll tell you how because we're we're kind of in
Speaker 3: the deep die right now.
Speaker 4: Not everybody knows Cisco.
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Everyone would know. And then you you you you button
Speaker 2: it with uh little John saying yeah at the end.
Speaker 4: Yeah, dude.
Speaker 5: Did you guys love the Usher performance? And was that
Speaker 5: moving for you? Blake being there for the Usher performance?
Speaker 4: Yes, I was at a at that point because my
Speaker 4: squad was winning every fucking track Usher was playing. I
Speaker 4: knew all the words.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, me too.
Speaker 4: It was unreal.
Speaker 3: Actually, I would like to go back and rewatch it
Speaker 3: just to see it.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 3: I saw it live and it was amazing.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I want to go back and watch it too,
Speaker 5: because it was just I was so I was vibing
Speaker 5: so hard. By the way, I'm in my living room,
Speaker 5: so I'm not even they you know what I mean?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I was.
Speaker 5: I was really really feeling it, uh, with my pregnant
Speaker 5: wife and my family and meanwhile, I'm like eleven, uh,
Speaker 5: of course, lights deep. But it was so it was
Speaker 5: so fucking great, dude. And I heard after the fact
Speaker 5: that he got like hate for it. People said it sucked.
Speaker 2: I will say this, what happened. He was not singing
Speaker 2: as much as I thought he was. Okay, the mic
Speaker 2: wasn't was kind of in and out.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 5: I think it's because he there's a lot of like
Speaker 5: backup singers in his songs, so he just sang his
Speaker 5: parts and then right.
Speaker 2: I kind of wish I heard his voice more. But
Speaker 2: when I did hear it, he sounded good. He roller
Speaker 2: skated off the chain. And my new favorite musician.
Speaker 3: Her, Oh yeah, she was, Oh yeah, she's.
Speaker 2: Just jumping out on the guitar. I feel like she
Speaker 2: pops out like I think she was in the Rock
Speaker 2: and Roll Hall of Fame. She performed there like the
Speaker 2: other day.
Speaker 4: Yes, and you're gonna hate this, but her tiny desk
Speaker 4: is very good on hers and I know.
Speaker 3: You hate that and you don't want to listen to it,
Speaker 3: but it is very good.
Speaker 2: Just listen to her everywhere else.
Speaker 5: Her big desk.
Speaker 2: You get a big desks to a big album.
Speaker 5: I didn't know who she was not she her?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 5: I know who? Sure? Sure, sure, I didn't know who
Speaker 5: her was. And I was like dumbfounded. I'm like, where
Speaker 5: did they find this? And then I looked up. I'm like,
Speaker 5: she's already like a Grammy winning artist. Yeah, but she's
Speaker 5: young still, she's like twenty six or something.
Speaker 2: But she's clearly like a fucking what do they call him?
Speaker 5: She's salt Burnon. Yeah, she's fully salt paran.
Speaker 4: Yeah, she savanted and.
Speaker 2: Like stage presence, the way she plays guitar. I'm like,
Speaker 2: you have stage presence, Like I don't know who else, dude.
Speaker 5: You could eat prey in a dark room. You could
Speaker 5: eat a bowl of mashed potatoes next to Anders and Blake,
Speaker 5: and Blake would be like that was crazy that that
Speaker 5: her impersonator was.
Speaker 4: Was at this party in that wild That's weird, right,
Speaker 4: And I'm like, no, that was her. I'd be like, who.
Speaker 2: She's heard at all?
Speaker 4: Oh man, we are so dumb, I promise now we're
Speaker 4: now we're firing.
Speaker 2: I mean, when you have three quarters of a zoa
Speaker 2: sum and your body.
Speaker 4: Just feels right, yeah, it makes you feel real good.
Speaker 4: Cisco's real name is Mark, by the way, so that's
Speaker 4: what's so good.
Speaker 2: Did come Cisco? I'm like, these are the things I'm
Speaker 2: curious about.
Speaker 5: Well, that's what's cool. It's like I'm you know, you
Speaker 5: name your son one name Bo and you think they
Speaker 5: and then like imagine if Bo is like my name is,
Speaker 5: uh well, I don't even know how to come up
Speaker 5: with the name Cisco, Tris mar Tris, I'm trisk It.
Speaker 5: I'm Tris, I guess.
Speaker 2: But is that like a stage name, because then I'm like, sure, man,
Speaker 2: trisc It, go get your biscuit.
Speaker 5: Okay.
Speaker 2: But if he's like I want to be known as trisk.
Speaker 5: It, yeah, I could see Bo being a little a
Speaker 5: little performer.
Speaker 2: You know, babies are.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm trying to I'm trying to have a little
Speaker 5: net Bo baby.
Speaker 4: I'm still gonna send it, Okay. I like that, dude.
Speaker 2: I saw a baby one this week that I just
Speaker 2: blew my fucking mind.
Speaker 4: What was that?
Speaker 2: I can't remember it, but I was like, holy fuck.
Speaker 5: It was like a whole line of plumbers. Yeah, and
Speaker 5: it was the grandfather was a plumber and then all
Speaker 5: the way down the line. It's pretty wild.
Speaker 4: Actually it wasn't that. It was it was I can't
Speaker 4: remember who was It wasn't that?
Speaker 5: Okay, that's not wiki wiki wild.
Speaker 2: Wait can we circle back to commercials real quick because
Speaker 2: I like to please. One of the first commercials right
Speaker 2: out the gate was the best far and away from me,
Speaker 2: and that was the Kawasaki mullet commercials.
Speaker 3: See I saw none of them, so you have to yeah,
Speaker 3: in what was that?
Speaker 5: I was at home watching and uh was really enjoying
Speaker 5: too many cours lights to really remember any commercials.
Speaker 4: Really were you black?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 5: I wasn't. I wasn't, but I feel like I was
Speaker 5: just talking with people. I did not tune into the commercials. Okay,
Speaker 5: I'm drunk now, you know we're eating a lot of
Speaker 5: chicken wings.
Speaker 2: I was alone with three children, saying.
Speaker 4: Shut the fuck up its commercials. This isn't important to me.
Speaker 5: This isn't bortant to me. Brandtention.
Speaker 4: Lookause there's Kawasaki commercial. Are you bullets?
Speaker 5: They have mullets? Look at how funny Bett Affleck and
Speaker 5: Matt Damon that special?
Speaker 4: What was that one? That was that dunkin Donuts? What
Speaker 4: was that?
Speaker 5: And I think Ben Affleck directed that commercial too, if
Speaker 5: I if I know my my commercial.
Speaker 2: History, I thought that was a good one. I thought
Speaker 2: it was such a huge kind of like swing. I
Speaker 2: don't know, like the it wasn't like so creative. It
Speaker 2: was just kind of like, let's make these people look ridiculous,
Speaker 2: and you kind of go, that's very funny. They're they're game.
Speaker 2: But like the mullet one was at least kind of
Speaker 2: I was like, Oh, that's funny. They're driving around people
Speaker 2: get mullets, and then in the end it goes business upfront,
Speaker 2: party in the back, and I was like, Okay, that's
Speaker 2: that's great.
Speaker 5: It was it was weird how I mean, I feel
Speaker 5: like they stopped making like very funny, funny commercials and
Speaker 5: now it's just like how many celebrities can we get
Speaker 5: in here? Let's throw in like Glenn Close and you're
Speaker 5: like Glenn close.
Speaker 2: Right, and you're like close, but no cigar.
Speaker 4: Hold on.
Speaker 5: Let me give you something that's not moving the meter
Speaker 5: for a football fan. Do you think someone's watching the
Speaker 5: Super Bowl and they're like, oh, I hope Glenn closes
Speaker 5: in this that that'll really hit home for me. There's
Speaker 5: just some wife who's like, I loved Damages.
Speaker 2: You'd be surprised to know.
Speaker 4: Was she an eighty for Brady or I feel like
Speaker 4: maybe she calls up in that movie?
Speaker 2: Is she not a pretty good though?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Oh, Damages was so good.
Speaker 5: Someone's like I love Damages.
Speaker 3: The Damages NFL crossover is crazy.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, everybody can't get enough damage.
Speaker 2: Wait, how about just the fucking Jesus commercials?
Speaker 3: Bro, I'm like, oh yeah, dude, Jesus commercials.
Speaker 5: I was early on. We We're like that seems like
Speaker 5: who is because these commercials for the super Bowl will
Speaker 5: cost like three million dollars for like a thirty second commercial. Old,
Speaker 5: who is paying for the Jesus commercials?
Speaker 4: What do you mean, dude?
Speaker 2: The fucking Gemstone family.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Man, it's freaking big religion.
Speaker 5: Baby. Well then I feel like these, right, just Gemstones
Speaker 5: need to throw their name at the end of it
Speaker 5: and just be like, come on down to Gemstone Salvation Center.
Speaker 4: Yeah right, that would be kind of cool.
Speaker 5: Now, this is just a blanket.
Speaker 3: Jesus's kind of like when milk commercials were going wild.
Speaker 5: Oh here's in the In the chat, we got Isaac
Speaker 5: show your tits horn saying it's the Hobby Lobby family
Speaker 5: and Todd, who we respect and love. Our editor confirmed
Speaker 5: says it's partly funded by a hobby lobby. Wow, blobby body,
Speaker 5: By the way, do they really make that much money?
Speaker 5: Hobby lobby?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, hobby lobbies are everywhere.
Speaker 5: Because I feel like the only time I've ever been
Speaker 5: in a hobby lobby, I spent four.
Speaker 3: Dollars, right, I get pez and I leave.
Speaker 5: Yeah, go in there, I buy I buy a pez
Speaker 5: and and some like hemp when I was making hemp
Speaker 5: necklaces when I was in the seventh grade, and then
Speaker 5: I would.
Speaker 2: I do believe hobby lobbies now have like pharmacies inside
Speaker 2: the I'm like, no, yeah, I think they're like community
Speaker 2: centers now where people get a lot of it.
Speaker 3: Hobby lobbies are crazy, Am I wrong?
Speaker 2: Or maybe I'm thinking of dollars.
Speaker 5: I don't know that they have maybe, but I feel
Speaker 5: I could see hobby lobby being since they're Jesus centric.
Speaker 5: Then they go to church and they're like, come on down.
Speaker 5: They give you know, ten million dollars to the What
Speaker 5: just happened? A ghost puts something off? You got you
Speaker 5: got spirits at your house.
Speaker 4: You're talking about Jesus.
Speaker 5: Yes, we're talking about Jesus and stuff. He just knocked
Speaker 5: over your black sheep. I'll bring.
Speaker 4: Jesus.
Speaker 5: I feel like, then Jesus, Jesus, Jesus people really follow
Speaker 5: if if they know that you're a Christian organization, they
Speaker 5: go there, they flock there, you know the flock as
Speaker 5: they say, yeah, the flock, the flock, the Jesus flock
Speaker 5: flying v And there's dude, at my movie theater here
Speaker 5: done here, there's a.
Speaker 2: Adam uh if you're listening, Adam has a movie theater.
Speaker 5: Go ahead, go ahead, yeah, but the one, the one
Speaker 5: I always go to. There's always a Jesus movie there.
Speaker 5: There's always a Jesus movie. And I'm like, money, yes,
Speaker 5: I'm like these Jesus movie. We got to get into
Speaker 5: Jesus movies.
Speaker 2: Dude, we've covered this.
Speaker 4: What do you mean Jesus. Are you sure it's not
Speaker 4: Lord of the Rings?
Speaker 5: Like, what do you mean?
Speaker 3: There's always a Jesus movie. There's only so many Jesus.
Speaker 2: It said Lord of the Something, Lord, No, no, no.
Speaker 4: That was the Lord of Rings.
Speaker 5: The last the last one was the child Trafficking movie,
Speaker 5: which I think at Jesus Center. And then now there's
Speaker 5: one called Chosen, which I believe is a Jesus movie
Speaker 5: that's frozen. They ran out of letters, bro, it was chosen,
Speaker 5: and they ran out of the f when they were
Speaker 5: putting the side up is right? Chosen? Yeah, just chosen.
Speaker 5: The kids. Yeah, they'll know.
Speaker 4: They don't know.
Speaker 2: They're like, you are so dumb me, and they're like,
Speaker 2: just do it. Wi wow Wow.
Speaker 5: Any do we have any tape backs, any apologies? Any
Speaker 5: epic slams here?
Speaker 2: Take back just like I guess Boner islam.
Speaker 5: Kyle, Kyle, do you have any tape backs epic slams
Speaker 5: or Kyle?
Speaker 2: Oh no, I'm in I'm in video village on my
Speaker 2: TV shoes.
Speaker 4: Yeah, no, I got nothing.
Speaker 5: I'm skateboarding in the parking lot of my TV show today.
Speaker 2: Felt pretty good.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you know what I'll take. I'd like to take
Speaker 4: back being so fucking tired up top. I was a
Speaker 4: little sleepy, but I feel like I really came alive.
Speaker 4: And again it must be this za hitting my string?
Speaker 5: What is what is that word that I mispronounced?
Speaker 6: That?
Speaker 5: And thank you for calling me on it every time?
Speaker 2: There?
Speaker 5: Is it really voldemort?
Speaker 4: Androgynists?
Speaker 5: And I said, I said in I think I said,
Speaker 5: and I think he said androgynous. Yeah, and how is
Speaker 5: it pronounced? Just for everyone? Everyone at home, not for me,
Speaker 5: just for everybody else. And it's got a hard and
Speaker 5: yeah androgynous. Okay, And now hey guys, and now we
Speaker 5: know and this is what the podcast it's all about.
Speaker 2: Just important.
Speaker 5: Now, this really is important.
Speaker 2: And if you guys are listening at home, go ahead
Speaker 2: and get out your phones and rate this episode. Sliding
Speaker 2: Blake's DMS and let him know out of ten ten
Speaker 2: being perfect.
Speaker 5: Definitely slide into Blake's DMS with a rating scale and
Speaker 5: garbage and also not flowers. We got to find something
Speaker 5: else to give people that isn't flowers shout but to
Speaker 5: show respect. Oh yeah, show respect? Is it just a
Speaker 5: shout out?
Speaker 2: Can it just be respect?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Respect?
Speaker 5: Yeah, Hey, I'd like to toss some respect Usher's way
Speaker 5: just a little. Okay, absolutely, I mean the he got
Speaker 5: some hate afterwards. I thought it was fantastic. The fact
Speaker 5: that he got married right afterwards, I thought was a
Speaker 5: boss move.
Speaker 2: I didn't know that.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, wait a minute.
Speaker 5: He had not yeah, his longtime girlfriend, which you know,
Speaker 5: I don't know his dating history, but evidently his longtime
Speaker 5: girlfriend right after the Super Bowl, they wouldn't got married
Speaker 5: in Vegas?
Speaker 4: Was it his chick on the side that had one
Speaker 4: on the way. Did he blew her up? Who is it? Boy?
Speaker 5: I don't know. I don't think it's a side confessions.
Speaker 2: He's that's a lyric. That's a lyric.
Speaker 5: It's okay, yeah, this is my confession.
Speaker 2: And yeah, shout out to roller skating? Is he going
Speaker 2: to be roller skating? And I will say that someone
Speaker 2: put like a meme up of like the woman on
Speaker 2: the pole falling into like is ever gonna pretend that
Speaker 2: she didn't fall? She didn't fall because there's a woman
Speaker 2: in the background pole that went down to the exact
Speaker 2: same time as her. Hmmm, I don't think she fell. Yeah,
Speaker 2: fuck you, you bitch. I don't even know what you're talking about.
Speaker 2: So I'm coming after poll dancers. If you think she fell,
Speaker 2: fuck you, no take backs.
Speaker 5: No respect your way. I don't know exactly what durs
Speaker 5: is mentioning, but I'm with him one because he's my boy,
Speaker 5: and together we are wick your wow wow brogy or.
Speaker 2: But face butts about God? That could have been.
Speaker 4: A lot of people in my d ms.
Speaker 7: Tell me, baby, this other episode.
Speaker 4: We did, I was like, hit it.
Speaker 3: We can't already played too much time?
Speaker 2: I hear I got it? What should I do?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 2: No, all right, look, you know what I'm just going.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna pick my own. I'm gonna put something on it.
Speaker 5: So disappointing, and what a horrible way to Hey no longer.
Speaker 2: No you know old we are that Jaden is on
Speaker 2: there and he said, just like he's two years old.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and now he could beat up all of us.
Speaker 5: And that was another episode. Uh this is important, Yeah,