1 00:00:01,160 --> 00:00:03,480 Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about 2 00:00:03,520 --> 00:00:06,240 Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, the 3 00:00:06,320 --> 00:00:10,760 Speaker 1: subject I don't want to hurt the little guy. We'll 4 00:00:10,800 --> 00:00:14,480 Speaker 1: get into that like that. I don't like how that sound. Yeah, 5 00:00:14,720 --> 00:00:18,120 Speaker 1: I know you don't and I knew you were gonna 6 00:00:18,120 --> 00:00:23,960 Speaker 1: say that. You know who it could h nephew tell 7 00:00:24,040 --> 00:00:26,280 Speaker 1: me is here right now with today's prank phone call? 8 00:00:26,320 --> 00:00:30,920 Speaker 1: What you got for us? And you can't come back 9 00:00:31,560 --> 00:00:35,839 Speaker 1: to church? You can't come back to church? Why not? 10 00:00:37,520 --> 00:00:42,080 Speaker 1: He it is listen, Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach 11 00:00:42,120 --> 00:00:47,199 Speaker 1: Sister sher Reads Mayfield, Deacon Bobs from the from the 12 00:00:47,320 --> 00:00:55,240 Speaker 1: church bound from church. Yes, yes, ma'am from from from 13 00:00:55,600 --> 00:00:58,080 Speaker 1: can you hear me? Good? There's old phone or work? 14 00:00:58,600 --> 00:01:03,720 Speaker 1: We're good? Yeah my phone okay, okay. I called it 15 00:01:04,000 --> 00:01:06,280 Speaker 1: the deacon board and had a meeting as well as 16 00:01:06,400 --> 00:01:10,320 Speaker 1: uh passes and uh they didn't have a meeting that 17 00:01:11,000 --> 00:01:15,119 Speaker 1: come to the understanding that, uh, they're gonna ask you 18 00:01:16,120 --> 00:01:19,520 Speaker 1: to not come to church right now because that about 19 00:01:19,560 --> 00:01:23,039 Speaker 1: that the bars of your air can James being in 20 00:01:23,120 --> 00:01:25,800 Speaker 1: jail the way the el and want to want you 21 00:01:25,840 --> 00:01:28,840 Speaker 1: to just stop. I don't know if they're gonna suspend 22 00:01:28,880 --> 00:01:31,800 Speaker 1: you from church right now. But they they think it 23 00:01:31,880 --> 00:01:36,160 Speaker 1: put a bad look on the church. My kids being 24 00:01:36,200 --> 00:01:38,960 Speaker 1: in jail put a bad look on the church. Well 25 00:01:38,959 --> 00:01:40,840 Speaker 1: that's what. That's what's what that that's what they come 26 00:01:40,920 --> 00:01:42,200 Speaker 1: up with. Now we even had to meet with the 27 00:01:42,240 --> 00:01:45,360 Speaker 1: deacon board and with passing stores. I don't understand why 28 00:01:45,560 --> 00:01:48,680 Speaker 1: y'all have a meeting about my kids in the church. 29 00:01:49,880 --> 00:01:52,280 Speaker 1: What my kids got to do with the church. Well, 30 00:01:52,320 --> 00:01:54,360 Speaker 1: what we're trying to do is show a good example 31 00:01:54,400 --> 00:01:57,480 Speaker 1: to the youth that we got there. Okay, you can 32 00:01:57,520 --> 00:01:59,800 Speaker 1: show a good example about me being there paying my 33 00:02:00,040 --> 00:02:03,440 Speaker 1: as an offer. Well, that was another thing that's been 34 00:02:03,480 --> 00:02:05,640 Speaker 1: brought down attention that we're gonna be calling a lot 35 00:02:05,720 --> 00:02:08,079 Speaker 1: of members about it. People not paying the tie the 36 00:02:08,200 --> 00:02:10,440 Speaker 1: way they boss. I pay my task. I don't know. 37 00:02:10,560 --> 00:02:13,000 Speaker 1: I don't know who told you that, Deacon Bonds. I 38 00:02:13,040 --> 00:02:15,280 Speaker 1: don't even know first of all, who you are. And 39 00:02:15,280 --> 00:02:17,680 Speaker 1: I'm not trying to be mean to you, and I 40 00:02:17,680 --> 00:02:20,200 Speaker 1: don't I don't even understand why you how you even 41 00:02:20,240 --> 00:02:23,519 Speaker 1: got my phone number. I paid my task, I pay 42 00:02:23,600 --> 00:02:26,480 Speaker 1: my offering. Go on your computer at the church, call 43 00:02:26,600 --> 00:02:29,760 Speaker 1: your secretary or whoever. Let me let me let me 44 00:02:29,800 --> 00:02:33,440 Speaker 1: ask you this. Do you pay your tie according to 45 00:02:33,600 --> 00:02:37,600 Speaker 1: what you make? Yes? I do check the books? What 46 00:02:37,880 --> 00:02:40,120 Speaker 1: what now? What it is? We can't check the book 47 00:02:40,160 --> 00:02:43,000 Speaker 1: that we don't know exactly what you make. It's what 48 00:02:43,040 --> 00:02:47,920 Speaker 1: I'm saying, what I make is my destiness between me 49 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:51,440 Speaker 1: and Jesus, I give him his tempers in and that's 50 00:02:51,480 --> 00:02:55,480 Speaker 1: how Mars. He'll need to know the understanding exactly where 51 00:02:55,480 --> 00:02:57,960 Speaker 1: you're coming from. But not the main issue on table 52 00:02:58,440 --> 00:03:01,440 Speaker 1: is about the boys and and and being you know, 53 00:03:01,880 --> 00:03:03,840 Speaker 1: disrupted the way to you. They don't want that to 54 00:03:03,880 --> 00:03:07,160 Speaker 1: be to bleed over too the youth. Quad. Wait a minute, 55 00:03:07,200 --> 00:03:09,760 Speaker 1: Wait a minute, And first of all, I would appreciate 56 00:03:09,840 --> 00:03:12,080 Speaker 1: if you would have pathor to tell me this hisself. 57 00:03:12,360 --> 00:03:15,960 Speaker 1: And then second of all, if somebody kids is having 58 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:18,560 Speaker 1: trouble in the world or whatever, y'all supposed to pray 59 00:03:18,600 --> 00:03:21,280 Speaker 1: for him, not put him at the church or the mama, 60 00:03:21,760 --> 00:03:24,240 Speaker 1: Well i'm, i'm, I'm, we're gonna we're gonna pray for 61 00:03:24,360 --> 00:03:26,560 Speaker 1: and we're gonna pray for you too. But we don't 62 00:03:26,600 --> 00:03:29,280 Speaker 1: want them shared over to the youth that we got 63 00:03:29,280 --> 00:03:31,920 Speaker 1: that doing good with that, Well, I'm gonna keep coming 64 00:03:32,520 --> 00:03:34,920 Speaker 1: y'all can't stop me from coming to the church. I'm 65 00:03:34,960 --> 00:03:38,800 Speaker 1: gonna keep coming. So I don't know who you're talking to. 66 00:03:39,320 --> 00:03:41,520 Speaker 1: And you tell a pastor to call me hitself and 67 00:03:41,600 --> 00:03:44,680 Speaker 1: tell me I can't come to Hell, and you have 68 00:03:44,840 --> 00:03:48,120 Speaker 1: nobody calling me telling me that I can't come to Hell. 69 00:03:48,600 --> 00:03:51,520 Speaker 1: That is a free church. I'm gonna get the pass 70 00:03:51,600 --> 00:03:54,280 Speaker 1: and called that as you get the pastor to call me, 71 00:03:54,360 --> 00:03:57,280 Speaker 1: because you have no business calling me telling me that 72 00:03:57,360 --> 00:04:00,000 Speaker 1: I can't come to God is amazing. I don't want 73 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:03,320 Speaker 1: want you to get into role with me. I'm not again. 74 00:04:03,360 --> 00:04:05,920 Speaker 1: I'm not getting angry with nobody. Did I work? I 75 00:04:05,920 --> 00:04:09,280 Speaker 1: don't work eighteen sixteen hours today. I don't have half 76 00:04:09,280 --> 00:04:11,680 Speaker 1: for nobody calling me telling me that I can't come 77 00:04:11,680 --> 00:04:13,680 Speaker 1: to a church that I pay my cards and offering 78 00:04:13,720 --> 00:04:16,320 Speaker 1: it not that I owned the church. I pay my 79 00:04:16,360 --> 00:04:19,520 Speaker 1: cars because that's that's due to God. But y'all really 80 00:04:19,680 --> 00:04:22,080 Speaker 1: making me upset by telling me I can't come now 81 00:04:22,200 --> 00:04:26,440 Speaker 1: because of my kids in their troubles. Where was you? 82 00:04:26,600 --> 00:04:29,320 Speaker 1: This passed something to you? Wasn't there? I want that 83 00:04:29,480 --> 00:04:32,120 Speaker 1: church because I had over stuff And why is that 84 00:04:32,160 --> 00:04:35,320 Speaker 1: in your yo? Bill? Now there you go being an 85 00:04:35,400 --> 00:04:39,600 Speaker 1: up road with me again. I don't know who this is. 86 00:04:39,839 --> 00:04:43,000 Speaker 1: How could you call somebody about church distance over the phone. 87 00:04:44,960 --> 00:04:50,440 Speaker 1: This don't make sense? Mayville. Hello, Yeah, one more thing, 88 00:04:51,200 --> 00:04:54,400 Speaker 1: This nephew timing from the Steve Harvey Morning Ship. Just 89 00:04:58,480 --> 00:05:21,200 Speaker 1: I got you. I'm like, who is this guy about 90 00:05:21,240 --> 00:05:24,360 Speaker 1: such being? You know what I like about you? Though? 91 00:05:25,480 --> 00:05:29,480 Speaker 1: Ain't nobody gonna keep you out the Lord's house. You're 92 00:05:29,480 --> 00:05:33,560 Speaker 1: gonna show up and show out every Sunday, every Sunday. 93 00:05:33,560 --> 00:05:40,520 Speaker 1: I'm coming to night. Thank you everybody. Let me ask 94 00:05:40,560 --> 00:05:44,760 Speaker 1: you something. That's the baddest radio show in the land. 95 00:05:45,480 --> 00:05:47,560 Speaker 1: Now do you even have to ask me that? To 96 00:05:47,680 --> 00:05:53,400 Speaker 1: Steve Harvey, Moore and itself? Oh? I love her laugh. 97 00:05:53,680 --> 00:05:58,280 Speaker 1: I love her laugh. As you said, I got something 98 00:05:58,320 --> 00:06:01,800 Speaker 1: else to tell you this the nephew timing from the speech. 99 00:06:01,880 --> 00:06:05,880 Speaker 1: She hollered last. I love her last. Oh my god, 100 00:06:07,720 --> 00:06:12,880 Speaker 1: it was good. That was good. Stupidity baby, I bring 101 00:06:13,000 --> 00:06:17,360 Speaker 1: ignorance j J. How was I? J? That was excellent? Man, 102 00:06:18,839 --> 00:06:20,840 Speaker 1: better than excellent. I can't think of it right now. 103 00:06:20,920 --> 00:06:22,479 Speaker 1: That's what I'm talking about that I know who that, 104 00:06:22,560 --> 00:06:24,800 Speaker 1: I know who to ask. Now when I do something, 105 00:06:24,839 --> 00:06:29,120 Speaker 1: I know who to ask Beyond excellence beyond excellence, the 106 00:06:29,200 --> 00:06:32,000 Speaker 1: Moon and back White, Watch it, Watch it, Junior? How 107 00:06:32,200 --> 00:06:43,640 Speaker 1: was I was? It was good of pranks, king of last, 108 00:06:43,680 --> 00:06:48,279 Speaker 1: but not least? Uh, Mrs Steve Harvey, how was I today? Was? 109 00:06:48,360 --> 00:06:51,680 Speaker 1: I can't leave? I can't believe how good you are? 110 00:06:55,080 --> 00:06:58,680 Speaker 1: You're the best. I don't, man, how in the world 111 00:06:59,120 --> 00:07:03,640 Speaker 1: do you live with your own greatness? It's so it's 112 00:07:03,760 --> 00:07:10,800 Speaker 1: and it's so hard man to who I am? I mean, 113 00:07:10,840 --> 00:07:16,080 Speaker 1: it's just it's difficult. It really, really, Steve, he doesn't 114 00:07:16,120 --> 00:07:20,400 Speaker 1: know how you live with your own great to be hard. 115 00:07:20,680 --> 00:07:29,080 Speaker 1: It's it's it's so much excellence. You could put the 116 00:07:29,160 --> 00:07:33,320 Speaker 1: excellence you have in another person and still have excellence 117 00:07:33,440 --> 00:07:37,640 Speaker 1: left over. That's how much. Wow. Not see Now, that's 118 00:07:37,640 --> 00:07:43,320 Speaker 1: a compliment. That's how you compliment me? And what and 119 00:07:43,360 --> 00:07:46,400 Speaker 1: that's for free? J you're saying this, he didn't pay 120 00:07:46,440 --> 00:07:50,400 Speaker 1: you or anything. Wow, that's how you compliment you thought, 121 00:07:50,840 --> 00:07:53,000 Speaker 1: So do you think I need to pay somebody for compliments? 122 00:07:53,000 --> 00:07:57,040 Speaker 1: Is that what you're saying? Sure? What are you saying? Sure? 123 00:07:57,600 --> 00:08:00,520 Speaker 1: I'm just you know, he's hope. I'm asking you a question. 124 00:08:00,520 --> 00:08:04,160 Speaker 1: I want you to answer. You say, well, let you 125 00:08:04,480 --> 00:08:07,120 Speaker 1: pay someone and we'll see how how will they do. 126 00:08:08,560 --> 00:08:13,400 Speaker 1: I don't think you need to. Jay did it for free. 127 00:08:13,720 --> 00:08:19,080 Speaker 1: Yeah he did with calpul with me. Shirley paid me. 128 00:08:19,880 --> 00:08:22,640 Speaker 1: I just called you the king of pranks, lighting up. 129 00:08:23,080 --> 00:08:27,040 Speaker 1: I need more, so you get edgy because you need 130 00:08:27,080 --> 00:08:31,560 Speaker 1: more more A hundred dollars and watch I take us 131 00:08:31,560 --> 00:08:43,040 Speaker 1: out with the compliments. That's happened. We'll let your uncle 132 00:08:43,080 --> 00:08:45,640 Speaker 1: close it out with how great you are. Go ahead, Steve. 133 00:08:46,280 --> 00:08:52,319 Speaker 1: Your greatness is a real asset to those of us 134 00:08:52,400 --> 00:08:56,640 Speaker 1: on this show, being able to even call you my 135 00:08:56,720 --> 00:09:06,640 Speaker 1: damn nephew. All right, thank you to deserve such Oh 136 00:09:07,559 --> 00:09:13,600 Speaker 1: wait up next strawberry letter, subject, I don't want to 137 00:09:13,640 --> 00:09:17,360 Speaker 1: hurt the little guy. We'll get into it right after this. 138 00:09:18,160 --> 00:09:20,880 Speaker 1: You're listening to the Stave Harvey Morning Show.