WEBVTT - Episode 245: Mission Accomplished 

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<v Speaker 1>Gambling was something that I did. This is Dan Patrick

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<v Speaker 1>takes a gamble. One of my bookies died at the

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<v Speaker 1>Kitchen Table, a podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about

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<v Speaker 1>his love of gambling. One bet, another bet, another bet.

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<v Speaker 2>Without doing the actual gambling. You're a coward.

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<v Speaker 1>It's easy to have a scapegoat and now joined by

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<v Speaker 1>bad Larry Shayan Irving and Dylan the graphics guy. I

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<v Speaker 1>have friends.

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<v Speaker 3>Here's Dan Patrick. Hello Dan, you guys hear me? Yes, Larry,

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<v Speaker 3>I should do him.

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<v Speaker 1>Guys, Hey Larry, we're great. Yeah, everything's great. We're all here.

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<v Speaker 1>Dylan's here, you got pe Ray, Marvin's here, you got

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<v Speaker 1>Shay here, and we have you. It's Dan Patrick takes

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<v Speaker 1>a gambler. Yeah. Uh, we just saw that Haul Cogan

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<v Speaker 1>passed away the age of seventy one. Yeah, got win me.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if they really. I don't know who

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<v Speaker 1>got him? Is the question? Who really got the Hulk?

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<v Speaker 1>Because there's no way he's dying in natural causes. They

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<v Speaker 1>said cardiac arrest. I don't believe that. In one bit

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<v Speaker 1>his heart was like a python strong. Well didn't didn't

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<v Speaker 1>somebody report his death or near death? A couple of weeks.

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<v Speaker 2>Ago exactly, like he wasn't doing so hot.

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<v Speaker 1>No, it's like a deep state messed up their calendar.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh the deep stop with the deep state. Stop. Okay, yes, Marvin.

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<v Speaker 2>But to be a pro wrestler, to live untill seventy one,

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<v Speaker 2>that's like one hundred and eighteen in regular people years,

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<v Speaker 2>that's true.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like a bodybuilder. Bodybuilders they use you don't make

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<v Speaker 1>it to fifty.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they're like greyhounds. The juice catches up with them

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<v Speaker 2>after a while.

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<v Speaker 1>Is that what it is? Yeah? Are those actually bad

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<v Speaker 1>for you? Like do we have to worry about that now?

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<v Speaker 2>Steroids? Yeah, you're not taking steroids, and if you are,

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<v Speaker 2>they ain't working.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm wow, wow, No I'm not, but I always thought

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<v Speaker 1>they were good. I don't understand. It doesn't make any

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<v Speaker 1>sense that Hulk's dead this young.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't remember those ads back in the day where

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<v Speaker 2>they had like Michaelangelo's David and it would like start

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<v Speaker 2>crumbling and they're like, don't take steroids.

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<v Speaker 1>It was actually like, no, they didn't broadcast those in Texas.

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<v Speaker 1>That was definitely not They're like, please take steroids. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>they're like are you fifteen? Buckle up? You want to

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<v Speaker 1>win district BOYO, here's a needle. Wow? Uh, Larry, do

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<v Speaker 1>you have any Hulkgan thoughts here before we move on?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. You don't sound as broken up as

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<v Speaker 1>the rest of the guys.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I was never a wrestling fan. What was your name?

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<v Speaker 1>Like?

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<v Speaker 3>Has some weird name Terry something?

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<v Speaker 1>Rry bully O?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, some weird name. Didn't he make some big lawsuit?

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<v Speaker 3>Did he make a Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>All right, we're going to desecrate the dead right now?

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<v Speaker 1>Is that what we're going to do on this show?

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<v Speaker 3>He won the lawsuit?

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<v Speaker 1>I thought, Yeah, we don't need to bring up what

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<v Speaker 1>it was about or any of that. We don't really

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<v Speaker 1>need to do this, Danny, I think the next subject. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>so we should move on from a Hulk Coogan. I

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<v Speaker 1>think we should honor the dead and say, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe a little prayer and then move on. That's all.

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<v Speaker 1>If we could all just hold hands real quick, all right, well,

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<v Speaker 1>why don't you lead us in prayer? Lord, please forgive

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<v Speaker 1>us our sins, especially everyone but me. We pray for

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<v Speaker 1>the deliverance of Terry Bowleo aka Hulk Hogan, the man,

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<v Speaker 1>the myth, the legend with the twenty one inch pythons

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<v Speaker 1>who could deliver us from evil. We appreciate everything he

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<v Speaker 1>did for us. I'm in, I'm in, brother, but he

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<v Speaker 1>said brother with a hard arm.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, all right, all right, this is almost as

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<v Speaker 2>bad as when Paul Deane got fired. Yup, We done.

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<v Speaker 1>I just found out about this shit. Literally, I found

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<v Speaker 1>out about this when I walked in and Marvin broke

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<v Speaker 1>it to me and told me that Hulk Hogan was

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<v Speaker 1>dead and I didn't believe him, and I got on

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<v Speaker 1>Twitter immediately and I checked in with black Twitter, and

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<v Speaker 1>you know what, he was right. And it's sad and

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<v Speaker 1>I'm fucked up by it, and nobody cares. Nobody's checking

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<v Speaker 1>in with me emotionally or well, you know what, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>going to drive through because hul Hogan taught me more

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<v Speaker 1>than anything. Did you just keep going? Brother? Why does

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<v Speaker 1>it always come back to you? Seriously? Why does it

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<v Speaker 1>always come back to you? I literally just found out

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<v Speaker 1>about that heartbreaking news. I think it's I know, but

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<v Speaker 1>I know, but now I have to be aware of

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<v Speaker 1>your feelings and your mental state because of Hulk Hogan. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm on the precipice. Danny, Heaven forbid and if.

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<v Speaker 2>You were to make a Hulk Hogan fan in a lab,

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<v Speaker 2>he would look something like Shay.

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<v Speaker 1>Of course he would let me recap here. Bat Larry

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<v Speaker 1>is six and a half units. You won one unit

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<v Speaker 1>last week, Shay won two. He's at six and a

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<v Speaker 1>half units. Dylan lost six sies at minus seventeen. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>you got to get your shit together come football season.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, golf's done, Dan, except for the Raiders Cup.

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<v Speaker 1>Really time magazine left Dan Patrick takes a gamble podcast

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<v Speaker 1>off of their top one hundred podcast of all time list.

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<v Speaker 1>So this is the reason why you, Dylan, you're holding

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<v Speaker 1>this back.

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<v Speaker 2>That's my fault.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, the goal is to be good at gambling.

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<v Speaker 2>Dan, I'm not really a goal oriented guy.

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<v Speaker 1>Missionablished then I did.

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<v Speaker 2>I actually saw Friends of the show Pardon my take,

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<v Speaker 2>was left off that list, which that's actually surprising. They've

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<v Speaker 2>been around for a bit.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, okay, let's see anything else that needs to be

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<v Speaker 1>brought up. You guys went to Vegas. You collected your

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<v Speaker 1>your earnings that Sammy p set you up with the

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<v Speaker 1>Saquon Barkley Offensive Player of the Year and two thousand dollars.

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<v Speaker 1>How much did you come back from Vegas.

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<v Speaker 2>With Shay was the big winner.

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<v Speaker 1>This is all hypothetical, Danny in case, of course. But

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<v Speaker 1>I came back including the Sami pee ticket. I came

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<v Speaker 1>back about forty four forty five hundred. I lost two

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<v Speaker 1>grand the last forty five minutes we were there. No bullshit,

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<v Speaker 1>I lost two grand. But I will I will testify

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<v Speaker 1>to this. The pit bosses at the Craps Tables Fountain

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<v Speaker 1>Blue are the best on the planet. It was what

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<v Speaker 1>a nana's what they did for us. It was for me.

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<v Speaker 1>They don't roll dice for me, it was bananas. They

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<v Speaker 1>were really really good to me. Okay, I took him Blue. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>took care of you guys. Oh my god, Danny.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>There. I left my role to take a piss in

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<v Speaker 1>the middle of the roll, and they left me on

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<v Speaker 1>working and I asked them to parlay all my bets

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<v Speaker 1>and they did it. They just no other casino. I've

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<v Speaker 1>never heard of that before in my life. I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>I gotta take a piss. I gotta take a piss.

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<v Speaker 1>Piss turned into a poop. I was gone longer and

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<v Speaker 1>I wanted to be called it doesn't matter. I came

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<v Speaker 1>back to a stack of chips because Fountain Blue kept

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<v Speaker 1>me working. Harlayed everything, Banana Danny. That doesn't happen anywhere

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<v Speaker 1>else nowhere, just good people. Oh so Dylan and Shay

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<v Speaker 1>and uh and Pa Ray and I saw the video.

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<v Speaker 1>You guys went through the Hall of Excellence.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they've got some wild stuff there.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he saw Ben Hogan's driver was there the actual

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<v Speaker 1>golf club, Olie's robe fust last fight that was crazy

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<v Speaker 1>nineteen eighty one. I didn't realize his last fight was

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<v Speaker 1>in nineteen eighty one. That blew my mind. Yeah. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I think he checked in for Parkinson's in eighty three. Damn.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it was like August of eighty three. He

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<v Speaker 1>had Parkinson for a long time that he was in

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<v Speaker 1>he was fighting with Parkinson's. I mean he had to be.

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<v Speaker 2>At least like the early stages.

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<v Speaker 1>Probably early stage. What a machine.

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<v Speaker 2>And they had Hank Aaron's helmet from when he died

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<v Speaker 2>and broke Bay Bruce record. I thought that, I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>how'd you get this?

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<v Speaker 1>Anything else that needs to be mentioned here? That successful

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<v Speaker 1>trip got your cash came back and uh no arrest,

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<v Speaker 1>no nothing, nothing nothing. Yeah, it's like you were It

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<v Speaker 1>was like a business trip for you. It was a

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<v Speaker 1>work trip, sure, Danny. Yeah, I was working. I wasn't

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<v Speaker 1>you know, getting weird downtown.

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<v Speaker 2>We had we had a schedule and everything, and we

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<v Speaker 2>actually stuck to the schedule.

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<v Speaker 1>I missed nothing. Well, there was that one thing I

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<v Speaker 1>missed because the dice was hot, but that's not important.

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<v Speaker 2>You were working. I couldn't leave the table. You were

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<v Speaker 2>just like ten minutes later. That's yeah, that's a win

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<v Speaker 2>for us and for America.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you did you meet people? Did you you got

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<v Speaker 1>new friends?

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<v Speaker 3>Now?

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<v Speaker 1>Big time. I'm never going I'm never saying anywhere else

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<v Speaker 1>but the Fountain Blue when I go to Vegas. I can't.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't. Well, they might have something to say about that, true,

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<v Speaker 1>it mighty. I'm just saying that's fair.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll be like, we promise he will start losing soon,

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<v Speaker 2>don't worry.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh so bad, Larry, Uh anything I need to mention here?

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<v Speaker 3>No, it was two weeks ago. I don't even remember

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<v Speaker 3>what we bet on, Dan. Yeah, look today, there's like

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<v Speaker 3>five baseball games I bet on.

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<v Speaker 1>Ah.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, we'll get to that in a second. Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 3>don't have anything to I won one. I won one unit.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't even remember what it was.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's see, I think you won a couple, but then

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<v Speaker 1>you lost a couple. It does mattera Chay had h

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<v Speaker 1>Taylor Fritz to beat Alcarez. That was two units. You

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<v Speaker 1>won all your baseball. Yeah, I'm just an American, Danny.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry. I'm not gonna anymore. You are up. Freedom

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<v Speaker 1>love in America. Thank you, Dylan. Congratulations you lost, you

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<v Speaker 1>lost everything.

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<v Speaker 2>I got skunked in the reverse parlay.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah you you had. Charles Barkley finished top sixty five.

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<v Speaker 2>Really had us in the first half with that one.

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<v Speaker 1>I know he had that eagle that was in the fairway.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you see the English on that thing? It was

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<v Speaker 2>you hit it in ten yards past the hole and

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<v Speaker 2>it rolled all the way back, zipped.

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<v Speaker 1>I know it zipped right back. Let's see, how about

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<v Speaker 1>bets this week? Bad Larry, you got anything for us?

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<v Speaker 3>I bet two baseball games, the Cleveland Guardians and the

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<v Speaker 3>Houston Astros, just one year each on those two games.

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<v Speaker 3>And then I got Chris got her up. Could be

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<v Speaker 3>top ten and whatever golf form is going on this week.

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<v Speaker 3>He's in New.

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<v Speaker 1>Jersey, Jersey guy.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, CBA High School and Rutgers. Yeah, that's the only

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<v Speaker 3>reason I'm betting them, so America, you don't have to

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<v Speaker 3>bet that one. And then again, I not for the

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<v Speaker 3>I just bet him in his daily I mean it's

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<v Speaker 3>the matchup that I forget. Who was even a Camps? Now?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, great?

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<v Speaker 3>Can I take one unit on him and his whatever

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<v Speaker 3>his matchup, whoever they're giving him.

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<v Speaker 2>You got to tell me who you're betting on.

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<v Speaker 3>Betting on Chris got her up?

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<v Speaker 1>Got her Up?

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<v Speaker 2>What a name?

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<v Speaker 1>By the way, could we get into that for a second.

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<v Speaker 2>He's actually been playing lights out got her up?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he won the Scottish Open and then he was

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<v Speaker 1>but top five at the Open.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, pretty good two weeks for him.

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<v Speaker 1>You make it seem like, oh, I'm just taking him

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<v Speaker 1>because he's from Jersey. He's playing well, and he's from Jersey.

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't know. I didn't know who he was two

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<v Speaker 3>weeks ago.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, Jersey, we would nobody knew who he was.

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<v Speaker 1>He's the favorite, Larry, He's at the face, he's the

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<v Speaker 1>favorite for this tournament.

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<v Speaker 3>I did not know that. I got him at minus

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<v Speaker 3>one twenty five against whoever they had me matched up.

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<v Speaker 3>In my book, I can look up who it is

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<v Speaker 3>if you want me.

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<v Speaker 1>To, but just text me.

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<v Speaker 2>You text. It already started, so I can't look it

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<v Speaker 2>up now. Just text me after the show who you had,

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<v Speaker 2>even though it's not on the show.

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<v Speaker 3>No, no, they don't two o'clock. You can do go

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<v Speaker 3>look at PJ Torment matchups dot com.

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<v Speaker 1>Thanks all right, I'll luck it up. Uh shay, you

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<v Speaker 1>got anything for me? Yeah, Danny? Just America Baseball, the

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<v Speaker 1>Padres plus one twenty three, the Astros laying one twenty

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<v Speaker 1>five against the Communists, and they got the Mariners plus

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<v Speaker 1>one fifteen against the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim. Big

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<v Speaker 1>Big Jumper parlayed. If you want to get weird, Danny

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<v Speaker 1>big Dumper. That's a nickname. What a great nickname. That's

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<v Speaker 1>what they called you when you were playing craps the

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<v Speaker 1>pit boss Littery was like a show. You cannot leave

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<v Speaker 1>this tables hot ash shit, like you don't understand my

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<v Speaker 1>pants are hot a shit, I gotta run.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't understand I'm pretending I have to take a piss,

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<v Speaker 2>but I'm really going to take a ship.

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<v Speaker 1>I did. I was trying to be cool. I had

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<v Speaker 1>to take a poop. Danny bad, real bad. That's sad.

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<v Speaker 1>It paid off. I don't care, said, uh, Dylan, you

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<v Speaker 1>got anything?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Also just for reference, goddar ups with Wyndam Clark

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<v Speaker 2>and Adam Scott, and he's the favorite of that group today.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh he's pretty good.

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<v Speaker 2>Then three M opened Dan Sung JM to win plus

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<v Speaker 2>six thousand. One of these goddamn days, it'll hit and

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<v Speaker 2>it'll all be worth it. At that point, I might

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<v Speaker 2>be down on some j betts.

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<v Speaker 1>I quit betting golf, and I'm doing great, so.

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<v Speaker 2>We're almost done. I'm putting myself through the paces for

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<v Speaker 2>a little bit more and then I'm good. And then

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<v Speaker 2>Keith Mitchell top ten plus four fifty formula uh Belgium

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<v Speaker 2>Londo Norris to win plus one fifty five. I think

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<v Speaker 2>he's Belgium. And then NFL Division winner parlay I placed

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<v Speaker 2>over the weekend Dan Ravens, Bills, Jaguars, Packers, Eagles, Bucks, Rams, Chiefs,

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<v Speaker 2>and that pays out plus fifty six thousand, five hundred

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<v Speaker 2>and sixty seven. If you parlay all those bad boys together.

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<v Speaker 1>Put one hundred bucks on it.

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<v Speaker 2>I put twenty bucks on it, which still pays out.

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<v Speaker 1>Like we're going off. If you hit that ship, I'll.

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<v Speaker 2>Go to Macau. If that hits we will go to

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<v Speaker 2>Macau the following weekend.

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<v Speaker 1>How about that? Why? Why? Why is that so much

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<v Speaker 1>better than any other place? Macaw is weirder, Danny. You

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<v Speaker 1>can get into a lot more. You can bet on

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<v Speaker 1>a lot more exotic things than Macaw than you can

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<v Speaker 1>in the continental US.

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<v Speaker 2>That's like the degenerate gambling hub of like.

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<v Speaker 1>The world, right exactly. You can bet on people, people, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>people doing things. You can bet on that Macaw loves it. Wait,

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<v Speaker 1>what do you mean? Oh, I mean the Portuguese created

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<v Speaker 1>Macaw Danny and everybody knows what the Portuguese get into.

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<v Speaker 1>It's Heroin and Dax cheating. And you can bet on

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<v Speaker 1>either one of those, either one of those in Macau,

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<v Speaker 1>it's beautiful semi legal state. How are you betting on

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<v Speaker 1>Harold Well? For example, you can bet for example, her

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<v Speaker 1>usually wins.

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<v Speaker 2>Aroin's batting about eight fifty.

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<v Speaker 1>For example, there's twenty men coming through the casine doors.

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<v Speaker 1>How many of them have Heroin on them? A B

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<v Speaker 1>what's the over runner on the amount of grams they

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<v Speaker 1>have on them? And then you can literally pay the

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<v Speaker 1>security guards to tackle and frisk these players. And so

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<v Speaker 1>oh yeah, Macaw that's it all happen, Danny. Absolutely, Well

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<v Speaker 1>what about tax evasion of the entire that's just it.

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<v Speaker 1>City State of Macaw was creative for that. Yeah, oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>any of the portrait. But you don't get in trouble anymore.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't do anything. You're born to me.

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<v Speaker 2>No, he never said no white collar crime, though.

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<v Speaker 1>White collar crime is part of my ancestral heritage. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>a wasp. This is what we do. Didn't know that? Okay?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes it has most wasps. Do you have a thirty

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<v Speaker 2>eight special tattoos on their head?

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<v Speaker 1>Danbury, Connecticut is a fabulous town. And playing tennis at

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<v Speaker 1>a direction facility there is not the worst idea I've

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<v Speaker 1>ever had.

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<v Speaker 2>At best, you're like a security guard for the Dan

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<v Speaker 2>Barry Trashers.

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<v Speaker 1>Actually that was a mopped up you remember that? Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it was mob. He went to prison at Gambery is

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<v Speaker 1>not exactly prison. I mean that that documentaries pretty that's

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<v Speaker 1>a that's.

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<v Speaker 2>An all time that was that a net like one

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<v Speaker 2>of the original untold ones?

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe? Yeah, Marvin Marvin shaking his head.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's a good one.

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<v Speaker 1>Anything else that? Uh, what did you guys? So Derrick

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<v Speaker 1>Henry doesn't have to rush for two thousand yards. Now

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<v Speaker 1>Sandler is going to put him in the movie. Will

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<v Speaker 1>this hurt his motivation that first? Yeah, I'm taking a

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<v Speaker 1>couple of games off. I'm Derrick Henry.

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<v Speaker 2>Put yourself and those shoes.

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<v Speaker 1>Hanging out the over unders like twelve hundred, I think, no, big,

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah it.

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<v Speaker 2>Might Yeah it was. It is some that somewhere between

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<v Speaker 2>there and like fourteen hundred.

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<v Speaker 1>The line move after the news from saying I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know that. I mean this is a powerful are read

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<v Speaker 1>of the line. Is what I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 2>It's worth I mean it's probably worth a sprinkle on

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<v Speaker 2>the over He's still gonna.

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<v Speaker 1>I say under. I say under, I say take the under.

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<v Speaker 1>He knows he's in a movie already. Oh, he wants

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<v Speaker 1>to look pretty for the camera under Yeah, yeah all day.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't want to be limping exactly anything broken face for

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<v Speaker 1>radio already, you've got a really RULLU. Yeah. According to Ray,

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<v Speaker 1>the over under is thirteen and seventy five under under

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<v Speaker 1>hit me very under win unit right now, bang biscuit.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean if he rushes for thirteen fifty, that's

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<v Speaker 2>a good, great year. That's a great year.

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<v Speaker 1>And you get in a movie, that's maybe the best

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<v Speaker 1>year of his life. Yeah, and maybe they win a

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<v Speaker 1>playoff game. Sure, fine, but he's in a sailor movie

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<v Speaker 1>and he rushed for thirteen fifty.

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<v Speaker 2>And it's the Ravens, So running game is.

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<v Speaker 1>Tough suspect with Lamar. Yeah, how about the cow Boys, Danny,

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<v Speaker 1>We talked about the Cowboys and the debacle that we.

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<v Speaker 2>Need to I'm just so.

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<v Speaker 1>Jerry Jones finally has his chickens come home to roost.

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<v Speaker 1>He's got a player as obsessed with the media as

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<v Speaker 1>he is, and he is coming back to bite him

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<v Speaker 1>in the ass. And the stories that I've heard, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>with my inside sources, Danny, of course, is that there

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<v Speaker 1>was a deal to be had with Micah one hundred

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<v Speaker 1>percent of deal, and then Micah got his agent involved,

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<v Speaker 1>and that's what's set off the Jones family trust, which,

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<v Speaker 1>to be fair, is insane because the Jones family is

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<v Speaker 1>clearly trying to take advantage of a player without representation.

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<v Speaker 1>They have been doing this for decades. It is absurd

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<v Speaker 1>that we keep letting this charade continue. He's a cheap owner,

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<v Speaker 1>he is a bad owner, and he should be punished

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<v Speaker 1>for his sense. And if it was a shade administration.

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<v Speaker 1>He might be on the first bus to urkott In.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, l Salvador's top of the list, these top

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<v Speaker 1>of the list, him, him, Oprah, Alex Jones, see you later, man,

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<v Speaker 1>I gotta go.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a pretty equitable split you did. Actually, I'm impressed.

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<v Speaker 1>It boggles my mind how bad they are at the media.

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<v Speaker 1>Jerry Jones thinks he owns the media. The dude's clearly

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<v Speaker 1>lost a couple of mph. Office fastball Michael Michael Parsons

0:19:09.320 --> 0:19:11.919
<v Speaker 1>is running game on him. It is the Micah and

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<v Speaker 1>Trevon Diggs presser.

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<v Speaker 2>It's basically business as usual.

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<v Speaker 1>Just bad news. Brother, Yeah, not good, not good. Uh

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<v Speaker 1>kind of like this podcast good not good, not good great.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh So that's it. It's another episode. We've done it.

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<v Speaker 1>We somehow stumbled through yet another week. Dan Patrick takes

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<v Speaker 1>a gamble for Shan Irving and his podcast of that name.

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<v Speaker 1>Is that eponymous? Is that big word? Big word? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>But it is that that it's the Shaye podcast, Shane,

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah happened, never mind. Uh so you got Dylan and

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<v Speaker 1>you got Pie Ray, you got Melvin Marvin in the

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<v Speaker 1>front row and end up of course bad Larry at

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<v Speaker 1>the Jersey Shore. Any parting words Larry before we say good.

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<v Speaker 3>Night, No, Ray, it was Wyndham Clark. That's who they

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<v Speaker 3>my book. He set me up with. So that one

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<v Speaker 3>unit that I want for the tournament is got her

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<v Speaker 3>up against Wyndam Clark.

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<v Speaker 1>Got it.

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<v Speaker 3>You won't have to you won't have to look it up.

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<v Speaker 3>Dan enjoy May and my wife dragging me to the

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<v Speaker 3>beach right now and then happy how I got to run?

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<v Speaker 3>And okay, by the way, nice canoe.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what you're talking about, Larry, have a

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<v Speaker 1>go one brother. Bye, We don't. We don't talk about that.

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<v Speaker 1>A roommate may hear that. Okay, thanks for joining us.

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<v Speaker 1>It's been our pleasure. We'll talk to you next week.

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<v Speaker 1>On Dan Patrick takes a gamble.