Speaker 1: Gambling was something that I did. This is Dan Patrick
Speaker 1: takes a gamble. One of my bookies died at the
Speaker 1: Kitchen Table, a podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about
Speaker 1: his love of gambling. One bet, another bet, another bet.
Speaker 2: Without doing the actual gambling. You're a coward.
Speaker 1: It's easy to have a scapegoat and now joined by
Speaker 1: bad Larry Shayan Irving and Dylan the graphics guy. I
Speaker 1: have friends.
Speaker 3: Here's Dan Patrick. Hello Dan, you guys hear me? Yes, Larry,
Speaker 3: I should do him.
Speaker 1: Guys, Hey Larry, we're great. Yeah, everything's great. We're all here.
Speaker 1: Dylan's here, you got pe Ray, Marvin's here, you got
Speaker 1: Shay here, and we have you. It's Dan Patrick takes
Speaker 1: a gambler. Yeah. Uh, we just saw that Haul Cogan
Speaker 1: passed away the age of seventy one. Yeah, got win me.
Speaker 1: I don't know if they really. I don't know who
Speaker 1: got him? Is the question? Who really got the Hulk?
Speaker 1: Because there's no way he's dying in natural causes. They
Speaker 1: said cardiac arrest. I don't believe that. In one bit
Speaker 1: his heart was like a python strong. Well didn't didn't
Speaker 1: somebody report his death or near death? A couple of weeks.
Speaker 2: Ago exactly, like he wasn't doing so hot.
Speaker 1: No, it's like a deep state messed up their calendar.
Speaker 1: Oh the deep stop with the deep state. Stop. Okay, yes, Marvin.
Speaker 2: But to be a pro wrestler, to live untill seventy one,
Speaker 2: that's like one hundred and eighteen in regular people years,
Speaker 2: that's true.
Speaker 1: It's like a bodybuilder. Bodybuilders they use you don't make
Speaker 1: it to fifty.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're like greyhounds. The juice catches up with them
Speaker 2: after a while.
Speaker 1: Is that what it is? Yeah? Are those actually bad
Speaker 1: for you? Like do we have to worry about that now?
Speaker 2: Steroids? Yeah, you're not taking steroids, and if you are,
Speaker 2: they ain't working.
Speaker 1: I'm wow, wow, No I'm not, but I always thought
Speaker 1: they were good. I don't understand. It doesn't make any
Speaker 1: sense that Hulk's dead this young.
Speaker 2: You don't remember those ads back in the day where
Speaker 2: they had like Michaelangelo's David and it would like start
Speaker 2: crumbling and they're like, don't take steroids.
Speaker 1: It was actually like, no, they didn't broadcast those in Texas.
Speaker 1: That was definitely not They're like, please take steroids. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they're like are you fifteen? Buckle up? You want to
Speaker 1: win district BOYO, here's a needle. Wow? Uh, Larry, do
Speaker 1: you have any Hulkgan thoughts here before we move on?
Speaker 1: I don't know. You don't sound as broken up as
Speaker 1: the rest of the guys.
Speaker 3: No, I was never a wrestling fan. What was your name?
Speaker 1: Like?
Speaker 3: Has some weird name Terry something?
Speaker 1: Rry bully O?
Speaker 3: Yeah, some weird name. Didn't he make some big lawsuit?
Speaker 3: Did he make a Oh?
Speaker 1: All right, we're going to desecrate the dead right now?
Speaker 1: Is that what we're going to do on this show?
Speaker 3: He won the lawsuit?
Speaker 1: I thought, Yeah, we don't need to bring up what
Speaker 1: it was about or any of that. We don't really
Speaker 1: need to do this, Danny, I think the next subject. Okay,
Speaker 1: so we should move on from a Hulk Coogan. I
Speaker 1: think we should honor the dead and say, you know,
Speaker 1: maybe a little prayer and then move on. That's all.
Speaker 1: If we could all just hold hands real quick, all right, well,
Speaker 1: why don't you lead us in prayer? Lord, please forgive
Speaker 1: us our sins, especially everyone but me. We pray for
Speaker 1: the deliverance of Terry Bowleo aka Hulk Hogan, the man,
Speaker 1: the myth, the legend with the twenty one inch pythons
Speaker 1: who could deliver us from evil. We appreciate everything he
Speaker 1: did for us. I'm in, I'm in, brother, but he
Speaker 1: said brother with a hard arm.
Speaker 2: All right, all right, all right, this is almost as
Speaker 2: bad as when Paul Deane got fired. Yup, We done.
Speaker 1: I just found out about this shit. Literally, I found
Speaker 1: out about this when I walked in and Marvin broke
Speaker 1: it to me and told me that Hulk Hogan was
Speaker 1: dead and I didn't believe him, and I got on
Speaker 1: Twitter immediately and I checked in with black Twitter, and
Speaker 1: you know what, he was right. And it's sad and
Speaker 1: I'm fucked up by it, and nobody cares. Nobody's checking
Speaker 1: in with me emotionally or well, you know what, I'm
Speaker 1: going to drive through because hul Hogan taught me more
Speaker 1: than anything. Did you just keep going? Brother? Why does
Speaker 1: it always come back to you? Seriously? Why does it
Speaker 1: always come back to you? I literally just found out
Speaker 1: about that heartbreaking news. I think it's I know, but
Speaker 1: I know, but now I have to be aware of
Speaker 1: your feelings and your mental state because of Hulk Hogan. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm on the precipice. Danny, Heaven forbid and if.
Speaker 2: You were to make a Hulk Hogan fan in a lab,
Speaker 2: he would look something like Shay.
Speaker 1: Of course he would let me recap here. Bat Larry
Speaker 1: is six and a half units. You won one unit
Speaker 1: last week, Shay won two. He's at six and a
Speaker 1: half units. Dylan lost six sies at minus seventeen. Okay,
Speaker 1: you got to get your shit together come football season.
Speaker 2: Okay, golf's done, Dan, except for the Raiders Cup.
Speaker 1: Really time magazine left Dan Patrick takes a gamble podcast
Speaker 1: off of their top one hundred podcast of all time list.
Speaker 1: So this is the reason why you, Dylan, you're holding
Speaker 1: this back.
Speaker 2: That's my fault.
Speaker 1: Yes, the goal is to be good at gambling.
Speaker 2: Dan, I'm not really a goal oriented guy.
Speaker 1: Missionablished then I did.
Speaker 2: I actually saw Friends of the show Pardon my take,
Speaker 2: was left off that list, which that's actually surprising. They've
Speaker 2: been around for a bit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, let's see anything else that needs to be
Speaker 1: brought up. You guys went to Vegas. You collected your
Speaker 1: your earnings that Sammy p set you up with the
Speaker 1: Saquon Barkley Offensive Player of the Year and two thousand dollars.
Speaker 1: How much did you come back from Vegas.
Speaker 2: With Shay was the big winner.
Speaker 1: This is all hypothetical, Danny in case, of course. But
Speaker 1: I came back including the Sami pee ticket. I came
Speaker 1: back about forty four forty five hundred. I lost two
Speaker 1: grand the last forty five minutes we were there. No bullshit,
Speaker 1: I lost two grand. But I will I will testify
Speaker 1: to this. The pit bosses at the Craps Tables Fountain
Speaker 1: Blue are the best on the planet. It was what
Speaker 1: a nana's what they did for us. It was for me.
Speaker 1: They don't roll dice for me, it was bananas. They
Speaker 1: were really really good to me. Okay, I took him Blue. Yeah,
Speaker 1: took care of you guys. Oh my god, Danny.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: There. I left my role to take a piss in
Speaker 1: the middle of the roll, and they left me on
Speaker 1: working and I asked them to parlay all my bets
Speaker 1: and they did it. They just no other casino. I've
Speaker 1: never heard of that before in my life. I was like,
Speaker 1: I gotta take a piss. I gotta take a piss.
Speaker 1: Piss turned into a poop. I was gone longer and
Speaker 1: I wanted to be called it doesn't matter. I came
Speaker 1: back to a stack of chips because Fountain Blue kept
Speaker 1: me working. Harlayed everything, Banana Danny. That doesn't happen anywhere
Speaker 1: else nowhere, just good people. Oh so Dylan and Shay
Speaker 1: and uh and Pa Ray and I saw the video.
Speaker 1: You guys went through the Hall of Excellence.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they've got some wild stuff there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he saw Ben Hogan's driver was there the actual
Speaker 1: golf club, Olie's robe fust last fight that was crazy
Speaker 1: nineteen eighty one. I didn't realize his last fight was
Speaker 1: in nineteen eighty one. That blew my mind. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think he checked in for Parkinson's in eighty three. Damn.
Speaker 1: I think it was like August of eighty three. He
Speaker 1: had Parkinson for a long time that he was in
Speaker 1: he was fighting with Parkinson's. I mean he had to be.
Speaker 2: At least like the early stages.
Speaker 1: Probably early stage. What a machine.
Speaker 2: And they had Hank Aaron's helmet from when he died
Speaker 2: and broke Bay Bruce record. I thought that, I was like,
Speaker 2: how'd you get this?
Speaker 1: Anything else that needs to be mentioned here? That successful
Speaker 1: trip got your cash came back and uh no arrest,
Speaker 1: no nothing, nothing nothing. Yeah, it's like you were It
Speaker 1: was like a business trip for you. It was a
Speaker 1: work trip, sure, Danny. Yeah, I was working. I wasn't
Speaker 1: you know, getting weird downtown.
Speaker 2: We had we had a schedule and everything, and we
Speaker 2: actually stuck to the schedule.
Speaker 1: I missed nothing. Well, there was that one thing I
Speaker 1: missed because the dice was hot, but that's not important.
Speaker 2: You were working. I couldn't leave the table. You were
Speaker 2: just like ten minutes later. That's yeah, that's a win
Speaker 2: for us and for America.
Speaker 1: Did you did you meet people? Did you you got
Speaker 1: new friends?
Speaker 3: Now?
Speaker 1: Big time. I'm never going I'm never saying anywhere else
Speaker 1: but the Fountain Blue when I go to Vegas. I can't.
Speaker 1: I can't. Well, they might have something to say about that, true,
Speaker 1: it mighty. I'm just saying that's fair.
Speaker 2: I'll be like, we promise he will start losing soon,
Speaker 2: don't worry.
Speaker 1: Uh so bad, Larry, Uh anything I need to mention here?
Speaker 3: No, it was two weeks ago. I don't even remember
Speaker 3: what we bet on, Dan. Yeah, look today, there's like
Speaker 3: five baseball games I bet on.
Speaker 1: Ah.
Speaker 3: Well, we'll get to that in a second. Yeah, I
Speaker 3: don't have anything to I won one. I won one unit.
Speaker 3: I don't even remember what it was.
Speaker 1: Let's see, I think you won a couple, but then
Speaker 1: you lost a couple. It does mattera Chay had h
Speaker 1: Taylor Fritz to beat Alcarez. That was two units. You
Speaker 1: won all your baseball. Yeah, I'm just an American, Danny.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I'm not gonna anymore. You are up. Freedom
Speaker 1: love in America. Thank you, Dylan. Congratulations you lost, you
Speaker 1: lost everything.
Speaker 2: I got skunked in the reverse parlay.
Speaker 1: Yeah you you had. Charles Barkley finished top sixty five.
Speaker 2: Really had us in the first half with that one.
Speaker 1: I know he had that eagle that was in the fairway.
Speaker 2: Do you see the English on that thing? It was
Speaker 2: you hit it in ten yards past the hole and
Speaker 2: it rolled all the way back, zipped.
Speaker 1: I know it zipped right back. Let's see, how about
Speaker 1: bets this week? Bad Larry, you got anything for us?
Speaker 3: I bet two baseball games, the Cleveland Guardians and the
Speaker 3: Houston Astros, just one year each on those two games.
Speaker 3: And then I got Chris got her up. Could be
Speaker 3: top ten and whatever golf form is going on this week.
Speaker 3: He's in New.
Speaker 1: Jersey, Jersey guy.
Speaker 3: Okay, CBA High School and Rutgers. Yeah, that's the only
Speaker 3: reason I'm betting them, so America, you don't have to
Speaker 3: bet that one. And then again, I not for the
Speaker 3: I just bet him in his daily I mean it's
Speaker 3: the matchup that I forget. Who was even a Camps? Now?
Speaker 1: Okay, great?
Speaker 3: Can I take one unit on him and his whatever
Speaker 3: his matchup, whoever they're giving him.
Speaker 2: You got to tell me who you're betting on.
Speaker 3: Betting on Chris got her up?
Speaker 1: Got her Up?
Speaker 2: What a name?
Speaker 1: By the way, could we get into that for a second.
Speaker 2: He's actually been playing lights out got her up?
Speaker 1: Yeah, he won the Scottish Open and then he was
Speaker 1: but top five at the Open.
Speaker 3: Yeah, pretty good two weeks for him.
Speaker 1: You make it seem like, oh, I'm just taking him
Speaker 1: because he's from Jersey. He's playing well, and he's from Jersey.
Speaker 3: I didn't know. I didn't know who he was two
Speaker 3: weeks ago.
Speaker 2: Wow, Jersey, we would nobody knew who he was.
Speaker 1: He's the favorite, Larry, He's at the face, he's the
Speaker 1: favorite for this tournament.
Speaker 3: I did not know that. I got him at minus
Speaker 3: one twenty five against whoever they had me matched up.
Speaker 3: In my book, I can look up who it is
Speaker 3: if you want me.
Speaker 1: To, but just text me.
Speaker 2: You text. It already started, so I can't look it
Speaker 2: up now. Just text me after the show who you had,
Speaker 2: even though it's not on the show.
Speaker 3: No, no, they don't two o'clock. You can do go
Speaker 3: look at PJ Torment matchups dot com.
Speaker 1: Thanks all right, I'll luck it up. Uh shay, you
Speaker 1: got anything for me? Yeah, Danny? Just America Baseball, the
Speaker 1: Padres plus one twenty three, the Astros laying one twenty
Speaker 1: five against the Communists, and they got the Mariners plus
Speaker 1: one fifteen against the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim. Big
Speaker 1: Big Jumper parlayed. If you want to get weird, Danny
Speaker 1: big Dumper. That's a nickname. What a great nickname. That's
Speaker 1: what they called you when you were playing craps the
Speaker 1: pit boss Littery was like a show. You cannot leave
Speaker 1: this tables hot ash shit, like you don't understand my
Speaker 1: pants are hot a shit, I gotta run.
Speaker 2: You don't understand I'm pretending I have to take a piss,
Speaker 2: but I'm really going to take a ship.
Speaker 1: I did. I was trying to be cool. I had
Speaker 1: to take a poop. Danny bad, real bad. That's sad.
Speaker 1: It paid off. I don't care, said, uh, Dylan, you
Speaker 1: got anything?
Speaker 2: Yeah. Also just for reference, goddar ups with Wyndam Clark
Speaker 2: and Adam Scott, and he's the favorite of that group today.
Speaker 1: Oh he's pretty good.
Speaker 2: Then three M opened Dan Sung JM to win plus
Speaker 2: six thousand. One of these goddamn days, it'll hit and
Speaker 2: it'll all be worth it. At that point, I might
Speaker 2: be down on some j betts.
Speaker 1: I quit betting golf, and I'm doing great, so.
Speaker 2: We're almost done. I'm putting myself through the paces for
Speaker 2: a little bit more and then I'm good. And then
Speaker 2: Keith Mitchell top ten plus four fifty formula uh Belgium
Speaker 2: Londo Norris to win plus one fifty five. I think
Speaker 2: he's Belgium. And then NFL Division winner parlay I placed
Speaker 2: over the weekend Dan Ravens, Bills, Jaguars, Packers, Eagles, Bucks, Rams, Chiefs,
Speaker 2: and that pays out plus fifty six thousand, five hundred
Speaker 2: and sixty seven. If you parlay all those bad boys together.
Speaker 1: Put one hundred bucks on it.
Speaker 2: I put twenty bucks on it, which still pays out.
Speaker 1: Like we're going off. If you hit that ship, I'll.
Speaker 2: Go to Macau. If that hits we will go to
Speaker 2: Macau the following weekend.
Speaker 1: How about that? Why? Why? Why is that so much
Speaker 1: better than any other place? Macaw is weirder, Danny. You
Speaker 1: can get into a lot more. You can bet on
Speaker 1: a lot more exotic things than Macaw than you can
Speaker 1: in the continental US.
Speaker 2: That's like the degenerate gambling hub of like.
Speaker 1: The world, right exactly. You can bet on people, people, yeah,
Speaker 1: people doing things. You can bet on that Macaw loves it. Wait,
Speaker 1: what do you mean? Oh, I mean the Portuguese created
Speaker 1: Macaw Danny and everybody knows what the Portuguese get into.
Speaker 1: It's Heroin and Dax cheating. And you can bet on
Speaker 1: either one of those, either one of those in Macau,
Speaker 1: it's beautiful semi legal state. How are you betting on
Speaker 1: Harold Well? For example, you can bet for example, her
Speaker 1: usually wins.
Speaker 2: Aroin's batting about eight fifty.
Speaker 1: For example, there's twenty men coming through the casine doors.
Speaker 1: How many of them have Heroin on them? A B
Speaker 1: what's the over runner on the amount of grams they
Speaker 1: have on them? And then you can literally pay the
Speaker 1: security guards to tackle and frisk these players. And so
Speaker 1: oh yeah, Macaw that's it all happen, Danny. Absolutely, Well
Speaker 1: what about tax evasion of the entire that's just it.
Speaker 1: City State of Macaw was creative for that. Yeah, oh yeah,
Speaker 1: any of the portrait. But you don't get in trouble anymore.
Speaker 1: You don't do anything. You're born to me.
Speaker 2: No, he never said no white collar crime, though.
Speaker 1: White collar crime is part of my ancestral heritage. I'm
Speaker 1: a wasp. This is what we do. Didn't know that? Okay?
Speaker 2: Yes it has most wasps. Do you have a thirty
Speaker 2: eight special tattoos on their head?
Speaker 1: Danbury, Connecticut is a fabulous town. And playing tennis at
Speaker 1: a direction facility there is not the worst idea I've
Speaker 1: ever had.
Speaker 2: At best, you're like a security guard for the Dan
Speaker 2: Barry Trashers.
Speaker 1: Actually that was a mopped up you remember that? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: it was mob. He went to prison at Gambery is
Speaker 1: not exactly prison. I mean that that documentaries pretty that's
Speaker 1: a that's.
Speaker 2: An all time that was that a net like one
Speaker 2: of the original untold ones?
Speaker 1: Maybe? Yeah, Marvin Marvin shaking his head.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a good one.
Speaker 1: Anything else that? Uh, what did you guys? So Derrick
Speaker 1: Henry doesn't have to rush for two thousand yards. Now
Speaker 1: Sandler is going to put him in the movie. Will
Speaker 1: this hurt his motivation that first? Yeah, I'm taking a
Speaker 1: couple of games off. I'm Derrick Henry.
Speaker 2: Put yourself and those shoes.
Speaker 1: Hanging out the over unders like twelve hundred, I think, no, big,
Speaker 1: Yeah it.
Speaker 2: Might Yeah it was. It is some that somewhere between
Speaker 2: there and like fourteen hundred.
Speaker 1: The line move after the news from saying I don't
Speaker 1: know that. I mean this is a powerful are read
Speaker 1: of the line. Is what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: It's worth I mean it's probably worth a sprinkle on
Speaker 2: the over He's still gonna.
Speaker 1: I say under. I say under, I say take the under.
Speaker 1: He knows he's in a movie already. Oh, he wants
Speaker 1: to look pretty for the camera under Yeah, yeah all day.
Speaker 1: Don't want to be limping exactly anything broken face for
Speaker 1: radio already, you've got a really RULLU. Yeah. According to Ray,
Speaker 1: the over under is thirteen and seventy five under under
Speaker 1: hit me very under win unit right now, bang biscuit.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean if he rushes for thirteen fifty, that's
Speaker 2: a good, great year. That's a great year.
Speaker 1: And you get in a movie, that's maybe the best
Speaker 1: year of his life. Yeah, and maybe they win a
Speaker 1: playoff game. Sure, fine, but he's in a sailor movie
Speaker 1: and he rushed for thirteen fifty.
Speaker 2: And it's the Ravens, So running game is.
Speaker 1: Tough suspect with Lamar. Yeah, how about the cow Boys, Danny,
Speaker 1: We talked about the Cowboys and the debacle that we.
Speaker 2: Need to I'm just so.
Speaker 1: Jerry Jones finally has his chickens come home to roost.
Speaker 1: He's got a player as obsessed with the media as
Speaker 1: he is, and he is coming back to bite him
Speaker 1: in the ass. And the stories that I've heard, you know,
Speaker 1: with my inside sources, Danny, of course, is that there
Speaker 1: was a deal to be had with Micah one hundred
Speaker 1: percent of deal, and then Micah got his agent involved,
Speaker 1: and that's what's set off the Jones family trust, which,
Speaker 1: to be fair, is insane because the Jones family is
Speaker 1: clearly trying to take advantage of a player without representation.
Speaker 1: They have been doing this for decades. It is absurd
Speaker 1: that we keep letting this charade continue. He's a cheap owner,
Speaker 1: he is a bad owner, and he should be punished
Speaker 1: for his sense. And if it was a shade administration.
Speaker 1: He might be on the first bus to urkott In.
Speaker 1: You know, l Salvador's top of the list, these top
Speaker 1: of the list, him, him, Oprah, Alex Jones, see you later, man,
Speaker 1: I gotta go.
Speaker 2: That's a pretty equitable split you did. Actually, I'm impressed.
Speaker 1: It boggles my mind how bad they are at the media.
Speaker 1: Jerry Jones thinks he owns the media. The dude's clearly
Speaker 1: lost a couple of mph. Office fastball Michael Michael Parsons
Speaker 1: is running game on him. It is the Micah and
Speaker 1: Trevon Diggs presser.
Speaker 2: It's basically business as usual.
Speaker 1: Just bad news. Brother, Yeah, not good, not good. Uh
Speaker 1: kind of like this podcast good not good, not good great.
Speaker 1: Uh So that's it. It's another episode. We've done it.
Speaker 1: We somehow stumbled through yet another week. Dan Patrick takes
Speaker 1: a gamble for Shan Irving and his podcast of that name.
Speaker 1: Is that eponymous? Is that big word? Big word? Yeah?
Speaker 1: But it is that that it's the Shaye podcast, Shane,
Speaker 1: Yeah happened, never mind. Uh so you got Dylan and
Speaker 1: you got Pie Ray, you got Melvin Marvin in the
Speaker 1: front row and end up of course bad Larry at
Speaker 1: the Jersey Shore. Any parting words Larry before we say good.
Speaker 3: Night, No, Ray, it was Wyndham Clark. That's who they
Speaker 3: my book. He set me up with. So that one
Speaker 3: unit that I want for the tournament is got her
Speaker 3: up against Wyndam Clark.
Speaker 1: Got it.
Speaker 3: You won't have to you won't have to look it up.
Speaker 3: Dan enjoy May and my wife dragging me to the
Speaker 3: beach right now and then happy how I got to run?
Speaker 3: And okay, by the way, nice canoe.
Speaker 1: I don't know what you're talking about, Larry, have a
Speaker 1: go one brother. Bye, We don't. We don't talk about that.
Speaker 1: A roommate may hear that. Okay, thanks for joining us.
Speaker 1: It's been our pleasure. We'll talk to you next week.
Speaker 1: On Dan Patrick takes a gamble.