Speaker 1: Now we got all the egg situation going on Eggs
Speaker 1: sky high right now? All right, this right here is
Speaker 1: baby chick, Baby chick, let's go cart out here there,
Speaker 1: baby chick.
Speaker 2: I'm trying to reach Warren the managers he is?
Speaker 3: This is wa think you were calling?
Speaker 2: Are you the manager there?
Speaker 3: Yes, sir?
Speaker 2: Your name Warren?
Speaker 3: Yes, sir? This is one.
Speaker 2: Okay, I need to actually file a lawsuit on y'all.
Speaker 2: And I'm actually calling you first to let you know
Speaker 2: that I'm getting ready to file a lawsuit on the
Speaker 2: whole grocery store. Uh for what did happened to me?
Speaker 4: Sir?
Speaker 3: Com Let me let me get hold on a second.
Speaker 3: So let me do this. Let me let me what
Speaker 3: what did you say?
Speaker 1: Your name was?
Speaker 2: My name is Evans. Evans is my name?
Speaker 3: So Evans is your last name? Let me let me
Speaker 3: write this down. And you came into my store? If
Speaker 3: you have an accident in my store or something, I'm
Speaker 3: not exactly sure what you're calling about.
Speaker 2: I ain't had no accident. What happened was I came
Speaker 2: in there yesterday and I bought a bunch of grocers
Speaker 2: that I bought a card in the eggs right now.
Speaker 2: When I got home. I was checking to make sure
Speaker 2: the eggs didn't didn't break on the way home. When
Speaker 2: I got home, it was a baby chick inside the
Speaker 2: egg Caughton, Man, one of the eggs had it had hatched,
Speaker 2: and got my kids traumatized. Now they don't even want
Speaker 2: to eat breakfast or nothing around here because there's a
Speaker 2: baby chick play inside caught the eggs. That don't make
Speaker 2: no sense.
Speaker 3: Man, I don't mean to let me so you tell
Speaker 3: me it was a chicken, a baby chicken, actual chicken,
Speaker 3: and a.
Speaker 2: Baby chick inside the cordon the eggs. Man, you got
Speaker 2: my kids traumatized. Man, don't nobody want nothing got eggs?
Speaker 2: If you just it, don't go.
Speaker 3: Out here, because if you're just calming out for one second, listen.
Speaker 2: What I told y'all, put that chicken down in there.
Speaker 2: Put it down. It might have raze.
Speaker 3: Say what, I don't even think that that's possible. First
Speaker 3: of all, if you had any idea how this thing
Speaker 3: comes from the farm to the store, it is they
Speaker 3: go over these eggs a countless Some of the times,
Speaker 3: and the tempest and the phrases. First of all, wouldn't
Speaker 3: even allow for a chicken to be alive if you
Speaker 3: had a baby.
Speaker 2: I don't know right this one. I don't know how
Speaker 2: this one got tasked the system. Okay, But what I
Speaker 2: do know is we got a baby chick over here
Speaker 2: running around because the yard store ain't doing what you're
Speaker 2: supposed to do. Man, and I got it, and now
Speaker 2: my kids are traumatized behind this.
Speaker 4: When did you say you in here?
Speaker 2: So I was in there yesterday. I bought the eggs yesterday.
Speaker 3: Man down here at Amstreet.
Speaker 2: Yes, I bought them here, said the grocery store. I
Speaker 2: sure did.
Speaker 3: Okay, let's do this. Why don't you bring me eggs
Speaker 3: into me and the chick?
Speaker 2: So now you want me to transport a baby chick
Speaker 2: back to the grocery store. Look, we already traumatized over here,
Speaker 2: already behind this dog on baby chick.
Speaker 3: Man, I'm not exactly sure you are trying to pull here,
Speaker 3: but I just don't I don't think that.
Speaker 4: First of all, any anyone would.
Speaker 3: Common sense will tell you that that's not possible. First
Speaker 3: of all, you can't have a baby chick living in
Speaker 3: a in a in a dozen eggs. There is no
Speaker 3: possible way that this. The temperature and my freezers are
Speaker 3: right above freezing. There's no chickens or fragile creature in
Speaker 3: the first place. You can't have a little bird that
Speaker 3: is not going to survive the transport from the farm
Speaker 3: to the factory to my store.
Speaker 4: I'm not.
Speaker 2: Then, hey, hey, hey, I'm not gonna go back and forth,
Speaker 2: but you buy.
Speaker 3: If you want to bring me a dozen eggs, bring
Speaker 3: the dozen eggs in. If you can catch a chick,
Speaker 3: catch a chick.
Speaker 2: Hey, man, you're supposed to be the miniger. You're not
Speaker 2: supposed to talk to me like that.
Speaker 4: So I'm mean I'll tell you as politely as possible
Speaker 4: if you want to bring in the leven eggs and
Speaker 4: a chick, I will gladly with front of your money,
Speaker 4: give you another cart and ask whatever you want to do.
Speaker 4: But I'm not want to I don't happen.
Speaker 2: But I'm not at a lawsuit because y'all don traumatized
Speaker 2: me and my kids.
Speaker 3: So listen, right, let's just bring this down a lawsuit, sir,
Speaker 3: over a dozen eggs overland, a dozen eggs that got
Speaker 3: a baby chick in it.
Speaker 4: Man, let me take your phone number.
Speaker 3: That's some information, and I'll talk to my manager and
Speaker 3: we will figure this thing out. For you, because I
Speaker 3: just I just don't believe that this would be possible.
Speaker 4: I just I don't understand.
Speaker 2: How you would have a chick let let just leave
Speaker 2: them over the don't touch the chicken.
Speaker 3: I just don't believe that this could possibly be happening.
Speaker 3: So this is it's unbelievable means to even get this
Speaker 3: from sir.
Speaker 2: I don't have time to go back and forth with
Speaker 2: you about how something happened. All I know is maybe
Speaker 2: some fluke accident, okay, but it happened. My kids are
Speaker 2: over here playing with a baby chick, and I'm traumatized.
Speaker 2: I don't even want to ever have prekmas up again.
Speaker 2: And I'm over to make show. I file a lawsuit
Speaker 2: on your show and your show me because I don't.
Speaker 4: Decided anything to do with me. I didn't do anything, uh.
Speaker 3: Except come into Roud today. Do you understand what I'm saying?
Speaker 4: If you want to found lost in Okay, I'll file
Speaker 4: a lawsuit.
Speaker 2: I'm throwing a loss on the grocery store, and I'm
Speaker 2: filing a lawsuit on the manager Warren, which is your
Speaker 2: for giving me a hard time about what I'm telling
Speaker 2: you that happened.
Speaker 4: You ain't even got a hot time out of me.
Speaker 4: Let you understand what I'm saying. You are a hard
Speaker 4: time comes down here.
Speaker 2: When I'm saying, I'm bringing the bags down here, and
Speaker 2: I'm bringing that baby chick back down there too. I'm
Speaker 2: bringing all of it.
Speaker 4: Well, please, because I'd like to see it. But how
Speaker 4: much to do pay for those days?
Speaker 2: I paid by two out? It ain't a good how
Speaker 2: much I'm paid for the egg? It's what you have
Speaker 2: trauma time?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, because I don't give you just walk much
Speaker 4: back of that work. When you do here, you under
Speaker 4: stay what I I don't give it proms. I'm cussings
Speaker 4: out here and lines agitimate trooper offline such and now
Speaker 4: something dropped some telephone calling about some chicken and a
Speaker 4: great an egg.
Speaker 2: Okay, well let me let me tell you this too.
Speaker 2: Do you have a guy that works at the checkout
Speaker 2: name Tyrant? Yes, okay, Tyrant got me the play phone
Speaker 2: call you. This is Nephew Tilly from the Steve Harvey
Speaker 2: Morning Show. One. You just got pranks? What who tunning me? Ay?
Speaker 4: And look, man, how do you come on?
Speaker 3: Chicken?
Speaker 4: Chicken's going through?
Speaker 2: Egg? Man?
Speaker 4: Man? I'm I play all have people looking at me
Speaker 4: in this store like I'm crazy a one.
Speaker 2: I gotta ask you, man, what is the baddest that?
Speaker 2: I mean, the baddest radio show in the land.
Speaker 3: Man, it's the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 2: You check out. God Tyrant, he got your bad Yeah, I'm.
Speaker 4: Gonna get it too.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna put it back in protence. I'm gonna take
Speaker 3: him off the register. I'm not get him stocking egg.
Speaker 1: There you go, boy, don't give it to this nephew.
Speaker 2: I give it to you King of Frank's baby.
Speaker 1: You get home in.
Speaker 4: One of your eggs and hatched.
Speaker 2: Come on, man, hello, Yeah, you loved it. You know
Speaker 2: how we fell, John, You loved it.
Speaker 1: You knocked it out the park. I'll tell you what.
Speaker 2: Right now, my daddy opened up a card in the
Speaker 2: edge and it's a baby chicken.
Speaker 3: Now, that is a nugget. Another meal, two for one.
Speaker 2: Boy, that's not wasted. That's not that's a nugget.
Speaker 3: That ain't no baby chick.
Speaker 2: That's wow one look at God.
Speaker 4: Look it up.
Speaker 2: All right.
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Speaker 1: right now where work on horse the weekend?
Speaker 3: All right, nephew, thank you.
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