WEBVTT - Baby Chick - 03.14.25

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<v Speaker 1>Now we got all the egg situation going on Eggs

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<v Speaker 1>sky high right now? All right, this right here is

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<v Speaker 1>baby chick, Baby chick, let's go cart out here there,

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<v Speaker 1>baby chick.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm trying to reach Warren the managers he is?

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<v Speaker 3>This is wa think you were calling?

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<v Speaker 2>Are you the manager there?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, sir?

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<v Speaker 2>Your name Warren?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, sir? This is one.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I need to actually file a lawsuit on y'all.

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<v Speaker 2>And I'm actually calling you first to let you know

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<v Speaker 2>that I'm getting ready to file a lawsuit on the

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<v Speaker 2>whole grocery store. Uh for what did happened to me?

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<v Speaker 4>Sir?

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<v Speaker 3>Com Let me let me get hold on a second.

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<v Speaker 3>So let me do this. Let me let me what

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<v Speaker 3>what did you say?

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<v Speaker 1>Your name was?

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<v Speaker 2>My name is Evans. Evans is my name?

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<v Speaker 3>So Evans is your last name? Let me let me

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<v Speaker 3>write this down. And you came into my store? If

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<v Speaker 3>you have an accident in my store or something, I'm

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<v Speaker 3>not exactly sure what you're calling about.

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<v Speaker 2>I ain't had no accident. What happened was I came

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<v Speaker 2>in there yesterday and I bought a bunch of grocers

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<v Speaker 2>that I bought a card in the eggs right now.

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<v Speaker 2>When I got home. I was checking to make sure

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<v Speaker 2>the eggs didn't didn't break on the way home. When

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<v Speaker 2>I got home, it was a baby chick inside the

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<v Speaker 2>egg Caughton, Man, one of the eggs had it had hatched,

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<v Speaker 2>and got my kids traumatized. Now they don't even want

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<v Speaker 2>to eat breakfast or nothing around here because there's a

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<v Speaker 2>baby chick play inside caught the eggs. That don't make

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<v Speaker 2>no sense.

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<v Speaker 3>Man, I don't mean to let me so you tell

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<v Speaker 3>me it was a chicken, a baby chicken, actual chicken,

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<v Speaker 3>and a.

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<v Speaker 2>Baby chick inside the cordon the eggs. Man, you got

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<v Speaker 2>my kids traumatized. Man, don't nobody want nothing got eggs?

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<v Speaker 2>If you just it, don't go.

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<v Speaker 3>Out here, because if you're just calming out for one second, listen.

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<v Speaker 2>What I told y'all, put that chicken down in there.

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<v Speaker 2>Put it down. It might have raze.

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<v Speaker 3>Say what, I don't even think that that's possible. First

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<v Speaker 3>of all, if you had any idea how this thing

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<v Speaker 3>comes from the farm to the store, it is they

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<v Speaker 3>go over these eggs a countless Some of the times,

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<v Speaker 3>and the tempest and the phrases. First of all, wouldn't

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<v Speaker 3>even allow for a chicken to be alive if you

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<v Speaker 3>had a baby.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know right this one. I don't know how

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<v Speaker 2>this one got tasked the system. Okay, But what I

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<v Speaker 2>do know is we got a baby chick over here

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<v Speaker 2>running around because the yard store ain't doing what you're

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<v Speaker 2>supposed to do. Man, and I got it, and now

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<v Speaker 2>my kids are traumatized behind this.

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<v Speaker 4>When did you say you in here?

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<v Speaker 2>So I was in there yesterday. I bought the eggs yesterday.

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<v Speaker 3>Man down here at Amstreet.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, I bought them here, said the grocery store. I

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<v Speaker 2>sure did.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, let's do this. Why don't you bring me eggs

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<v Speaker 3>into me and the chick?

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<v Speaker 2>So now you want me to transport a baby chick

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<v Speaker 2>back to the grocery store. Look, we already traumatized over here,

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<v Speaker 2>already behind this dog on baby chick.

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<v Speaker 3>Man, I'm not exactly sure you are trying to pull here,

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<v Speaker 3>but I just don't I don't think that.

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<v Speaker 4>First of all, any anyone would.

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<v Speaker 3>Common sense will tell you that that's not possible. First

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<v Speaker 3>of all, you can't have a baby chick living in

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<v Speaker 3>a in a in a dozen eggs. There is no

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<v Speaker 3>possible way that this. The temperature and my freezers are

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<v Speaker 3>right above freezing. There's no chickens or fragile creature in

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<v Speaker 3>the first place. You can't have a little bird that

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<v Speaker 3>is not going to survive the transport from the farm

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<v Speaker 3>to the factory to my store.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm not.

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<v Speaker 2>Then, hey, hey, hey, I'm not gonna go back and forth,

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<v Speaker 2>but you buy.

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<v Speaker 3>If you want to bring me a dozen eggs, bring

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<v Speaker 3>the dozen eggs in. If you can catch a chick,

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<v Speaker 3>catch a chick.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, man, you're supposed to be the miniger. You're not

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<v Speaker 2>supposed to talk to me like that.

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<v Speaker 4>So I'm mean I'll tell you as politely as possible

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<v Speaker 4>if you want to bring in the leven eggs and

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<v Speaker 4>a chick, I will gladly with front of your money,

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<v Speaker 4>give you another cart and ask whatever you want to do.

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<v Speaker 4>But I'm not want to I don't happen.

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<v Speaker 2>But I'm not at a lawsuit because y'all don traumatized

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<v Speaker 2>me and my kids.

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<v Speaker 3>So listen, right, let's just bring this down a lawsuit, sir,

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<v Speaker 3>over a dozen eggs overland, a dozen eggs that got

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<v Speaker 3>a baby chick in it.

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<v Speaker 4>Man, let me take your phone number.

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<v Speaker 3>That's some information, and I'll talk to my manager and

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<v Speaker 3>we will figure this thing out. For you, because I

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<v Speaker 3>just I just don't believe that this would be possible.

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<v Speaker 4>I just I don't understand.

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<v Speaker 2>How you would have a chick let let just leave

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<v Speaker 2>them over the don't touch the chicken.

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<v Speaker 3>I just don't believe that this could possibly be happening.

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<v Speaker 3>So this is it's unbelievable means to even get this

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<v Speaker 3>from sir.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't have time to go back and forth with

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<v Speaker 2>you about how something happened. All I know is maybe

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<v Speaker 2>some fluke accident, okay, but it happened. My kids are

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<v Speaker 2>over here playing with a baby chick, and I'm traumatized.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't even want to ever have prekmas up again.

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<v Speaker 2>And I'm over to make show. I file a lawsuit

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<v Speaker 2>on your show and your show me because I don't.

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<v Speaker 4>Decided anything to do with me. I didn't do anything, uh.

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<v Speaker 3>Except come into Roud today. Do you understand what I'm saying?

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<v Speaker 4>If you want to found lost in Okay, I'll file

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<v Speaker 4>a lawsuit.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm throwing a loss on the grocery store, and I'm

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<v Speaker 2>filing a lawsuit on the manager Warren, which is your

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<v Speaker 2>for giving me a hard time about what I'm telling

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<v Speaker 2>you that happened.

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<v Speaker 4>You ain't even got a hot time out of me.

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<v Speaker 4>Let you understand what I'm saying. You are a hard

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<v Speaker 4>time comes down here.

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<v Speaker 2>When I'm saying, I'm bringing the bags down here, and

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<v Speaker 2>I'm bringing that baby chick back down there too. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>bringing all of it.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, please, because I'd like to see it. But how

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<v Speaker 4>much to do pay for those days?

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<v Speaker 2>I paid by two out? It ain't a good how

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<v Speaker 2>much I'm paid for the egg? It's what you have

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<v Speaker 2>trauma time?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh yeah, because I don't give you just walk much

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<v Speaker 4>back of that work. When you do here, you under

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<v Speaker 4>stay what I I don't give it proms. I'm cussings

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<v Speaker 4>out here and lines agitimate trooper offline such and now

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<v Speaker 4>something dropped some telephone calling about some chicken and a

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<v Speaker 4>great an egg.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, well let me let me tell you this too.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you have a guy that works at the checkout

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<v Speaker 2>name Tyrant? Yes, okay, Tyrant got me the play phone

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<v Speaker 2>call you. This is Nephew Tilly from the Steve Harvey

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<v Speaker 2>Morning Show. One. You just got pranks? What who tunning me? Ay?

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<v Speaker 4>And look, man, how do you come on?

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<v Speaker 3>Chicken?

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<v Speaker 4>Chicken's going through?

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<v Speaker 2>Egg? Man?

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<v Speaker 4>Man? I'm I play all have people looking at me

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<v Speaker 4>in this store like I'm crazy a one.

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<v Speaker 2>I gotta ask you, man, what is the baddest that?

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, the baddest radio show in the land.

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<v Speaker 3>Man, it's the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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<v Speaker 2>You check out. God Tyrant, he got your bad Yeah, I'm.

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<v Speaker 4>Gonna get it too.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna put it back in protence. I'm gonna take

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<v Speaker 3>him off the register. I'm not get him stocking egg.

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<v Speaker 1>There you go, boy, don't give it to this nephew.

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<v Speaker 2>I give it to you King of Frank's baby.

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<v Speaker 1>You get home in.

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<v Speaker 4>One of your eggs and hatched.

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<v Speaker 2>Come on, man, hello, Yeah, you loved it. You know

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<v Speaker 2>how we fell, John, You loved it.

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<v Speaker 1>You knocked it out the park. I'll tell you what.

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<v Speaker 2>Right now, my daddy opened up a card in the

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<v Speaker 2>edge and it's a baby chicken.

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<v Speaker 3>Now, that is a nugget. Another meal, two for one.

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<v Speaker 2>Boy, that's not wasted. That's not that's a nugget.

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<v Speaker 3>That ain't no baby chick.

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<v Speaker 2>That's wow one look at God.

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<v Speaker 4>Look it up.

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<v Speaker 2>All right.

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<v Speaker 1>Charlotte, North Carolina, The nephew is coming to town. April

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<v Speaker 1>four five six. April four five six, The Nephew is

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<v Speaker 1>on the way.

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<v Speaker 2>Flood.

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<v Speaker 1>That's Jacksonville, Florida. I'll be at the Florida Theater April nineteen.

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<v Speaker 1>That is Easter weekend, So Florida, Bo the Nephew is

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<v Speaker 1>coming your way and take us our own seal. Right now,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, all right, there you go. That's that's what's

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<v Speaker 1>laying in the cut. Wade down the line. Louisville, Kentucky. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that was Memorial weekend. That's wade out the line. Wait,

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<v Speaker 1>but you are in Lexington, him right now, right now, now,

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<v Speaker 1>right now where work on horse the weekend?

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<v Speaker 3>All right, nephew, thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>Comedy. Next, you're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show