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Speaker 1: Dirty little secret.

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Speaker 2: Hello, Hey, hey, you have a dirty little secret?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I do.

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Speaker 3: What is it? Basically, I've been dating, living with my

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Speaker 3: boyfriend for three years and I've been suspicious that something's

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Speaker 3: going on. He's been like hanging around our neighbors a lot,

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Speaker 3: and it's just like really beautiful younger girl. Anyway, I uh,

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Speaker 3: I was right. He's definitely been like messing around with her.

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Speaker 3: And the reason I know is because, yeah, we live

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Speaker 3: in an apartment and they are next door in the

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Speaker 3: welter Stins and I definitely heard them together.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, So he came home, uh, and you know,

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Speaker 1: he was like sweaty, like it was ridiculous, like its flushed,

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Speaker 1: And I said, what's going on?

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Speaker 3: Are you you know, are you over it? At Leasa's

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Speaker 3: and he was like nah, I went for a run

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Speaker 3: like I've been you know, like rediscovering exercise whatever. He's

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Speaker 3: like full online. So I have just little by little

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Speaker 3: because our lease is not up until like we have

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Speaker 3: a few more months left and I'm not moving on

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Speaker 3: right now. I don't feel like it, you know, and anyway,

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Speaker 3: I want him out, and so I've been just doing

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Speaker 3: little things just to get my revenge in a way

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Speaker 3: that he has no idea. So yesterday I used his

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Speaker 3: toothbrush and I cleaned the toilet.

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Speaker 2: Always it's like it's like a beacon. It's like a

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Speaker 2: target for that. It really is nothing.

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Speaker 3: That, you know, It's just a little secrets, like I

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Speaker 3: make them smoothies all the time, and I've been putting

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Speaker 3: a little like instead of a scoop of protein powder,

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Speaker 3: I've been putting a scoop of mirror wax, which is

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Speaker 3: if you're familiar with that, yeah, type of laxative.

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Speaker 2: If anything, very little secret has taught me to never

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Speaker 2: take any food from anyone else, no matter how else

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Speaker 2: they are, to you brush my teeth.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, so far, he hasn't figured anything out. And so

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Speaker 3: far he seems to have like a like a gut

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Speaker 3: of steel, because he seems fine but watching and yeah,

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Speaker 3: little things like I'm doing the laundry like I always do,

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Speaker 3: but instead of you know, like being careful about the

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Speaker 3: you know, separating out the color or whatever, I've been

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Speaker 3: putting like red shirts in with his white. He literally

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Speaker 3: doesn't seem to notice anything yet, but you will.

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Speaker 4: You gotta get that itchy powder stuff and stick it

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Speaker 4: in his boxers.

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Speaker 2: What I don't know.

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Speaker 4: There's some powder that makes me super itchy. So if

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Speaker 4: you go and get that powder and just stick it

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Speaker 4: all up in those boxes.

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Speaker 2: He'll feel it.

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Speaker 4: He'll feel that for sure, or hot sauce or something

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Speaker 4: so it'll burn. I'm surprised you're not in jail listening

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Speaker 4: to that through the wall.

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Speaker 2: I would have gone through the wall like, man, you

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Speaker 2: were telling us your dirty little secret.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you're welcome.

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Speaker 2: Who that girl's dad is. He could be hot. That

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Speaker 2: would be an extra bonus.

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Speaker 1: Oh, I see, what's your dirty little secret,