Speaker 1: Please put the phone down.
Speaker 2: Don't talk to me like I'm not here.
Speaker 1: I've said it many times. You need to concentrate on
Speaker 1: this show.
Speaker 2: Are you my dad?
Speaker 1: This is a very important episode.
Speaker 2: Hey, are you my dad?
Speaker 1: Going to start it this way? I guess.
Speaker 2: What's gonna be?
Speaker 3: Well, tell you.
Speaker 2: What's Sai Rachel the night?
Speaker 1: Okay? So I use I used the one that was
Speaker 1: thriller because welcome to the Halloween episode of Serial Killers.
Speaker 2: Dude, it's like still September.
Speaker 1: Would you shut up? It's going to be almost October
Speaker 1: when this airs.
Speaker 2: No, it really won't. But I mean it doesn't matter
Speaker 2: you think.
Speaker 1: But no, because the Halloween cereals are on shelves now,
Speaker 1: so we need to talk about it. I don't want
Speaker 1: it to air on the thirty first. I want people
Speaker 1: to get out there and get Halloween cereal.
Speaker 2: Be prepared to buy the Halloween goodness.
Speaker 1: Because the monster cereals are back in stores.
Speaker 2: I've never had any of these, so I'm very excited.
Speaker 2: You lie, I haven't.
Speaker 1: There's no way that you've never had Dude, I've had
Speaker 1: count chocula here before. You're lying because you love marshmallows
Speaker 1: like I do.
Speaker 2: No, I haven't had Count Chocula. I'm very sorry to
Speaker 2: break it to you. Also, that's Scottie. I'm Andrew.
Speaker 1: Oh hey, this is episode forty one of Serial Killers
Speaker 1: and it is the Halloween episode. But before we get
Speaker 1: started with the Halloween episode, we do need to take
Speaker 1: a trip.
Speaker 4: Serial Killers visits the Cereal Grave.
Speaker 2: How many times do I have to tell you the
Speaker 2: serial Graveyard is not it. It is not a segment
Speaker 2: we need on the show. You talk about cereals that
Speaker 2: don't exist already.
Speaker 1: Hello, it's Halloween, so we're in the graveyard. Just picture
Speaker 1: us in the graveyard. And this is a cereal from
Speaker 1: nineteen seventy four, part of the monster cereals that didn't
Speaker 1: do so well. You know, the monster cereals are Count
Speaker 1: Choculate nineteen seventy one, Frank and Berry also nineteen seventy one,
Speaker 1: Booberry nineteen seventy four, and then no, I'm sorry, Booberry
Speaker 1: was seventy three. See I'm so confused because I'm so old,
Speaker 1: I can't remember anything.
Speaker 2: Your word's not mine.
Speaker 1: So that in nineteen seventy four, this guy came along.
Speaker 1: His name was fruit Brute, but.
Speaker 5: Quiet fit.
Speaker 6: I need fruit root with my fruit flavored cereal fruit
Speaker 6: root part of you nutritious breakfast fruit but delicious fruit
Speaker 6: broot has fruit flavored marshmallows for the holy good taste
Speaker 6: of fruit Cold Chalculo's got chocolate marshmallows.
Speaker 1: Dancon Beerty's Got strawberry flavored marshmallow. Was the froot root
Speaker 1: with a howling good taste of fruit. Yeah, it was
Speaker 1: the fruity one as a marshmallows. As if the Frankenberry
Speaker 1: wasn't fruity enough, there had to be fruit brute. He
Speaker 1: was a werewolf kind of guy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I could see where this isn't working at And.
Speaker 1: Then if we tiptoe over here to this gravestone.
Speaker 2: You don't actually to tiptoe. Nobody can see it.
Speaker 1: In nineteen eighty eight, they try to bring the fruit
Speaker 1: monster thing back with fruity yummy mummy, the who is.
Speaker 2: He Wuddy Wuddy Count Chuculate and frankinberry meat, the fruity
Speaker 2: yummy mummy.
Speaker 3: Lin hey have a bite.
Speaker 6: It's new fruity yummy mummy cereal yo me morshmallows so
Speaker 6: monstrously big there with yummymummy monster mellows, fruity yummy ummy.
Speaker 1: Go Yummy Monster mellows In Frankinberry, Count Chuculate and now
Speaker 1: new Fruity Yummy Mummy cereal part of this complete breakfast.
Speaker 6: Makes your dummy go yummy.
Speaker 2: So they just got beavis.
Speaker 1: Before there was here was a mummy with like rainbow
Speaker 1: colored tape, you know, like the stuff you're wrapped in.
Speaker 1: What is this tape or something? Right, yummy mummy sandage whatever? Yeah, bandages.
Speaker 1: So those cereals are gone. However, back in twenty thirteen,
Speaker 1: because what happens is, see they bring the monster cereals
Speaker 1: back every Halloween. You can't get them any other time
Speaker 1: except Halloween nowadays. Okay, Count Chocolate used to be on
Speaker 1: the shelves all year round. That was the only one
Speaker 1: that they kept out there, and then for Halloween they
Speaker 1: would bring all three back. And then in twenty thirteen,
Speaker 1: I believe Fruity Yummy Mummy and Fruit Bruit came back
Speaker 1: with the other three monster cereals.
Speaker 2: And did they still bomb?
Speaker 1: They bombed because they were not the same formula as
Speaker 1: they were, Like, they changed, they changed everything.
Speaker 2: And as we know from listening to this podcast, our
Speaker 2: listeners would know when you changed the formula, it's going
Speaker 2: to suck.
Speaker 1: That's right. So here I am in a cereal sack.
Speaker 2: Wait, isn't it? Are we in the cereal graveyard?
Speaker 1: We're in the cereal Uh.
Speaker 2: You should say, oh my god, can we okay edit
Speaker 2: this in post production?
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: What you're gonna say is, let's dig into the cereal coffin.
Speaker 1: oOoOO no, So here's where in the cereal coffin. It's
Speaker 1: Count Chocula cereal chocolatey cereal with marshmallows. And there he is.
Speaker 2: I've never had it, so I'm ready for it.
Speaker 1: That's really interesting. I can't believe that.
Speaker 2: Isn't this like your favorite cereal?
Speaker 1: This is yes, because you know what this is, chocolate
Speaker 1: lucky charms.
Speaker 2: I love chocolate lucky charm.
Speaker 1: You know what we should do a taste test. I
Speaker 1: want you to close your eyes and tell me if
Speaker 1: you can taste the difference.
Speaker 2: I took the chocolate lucky chimes home. Sorry, all right?
Speaker 1: So Count Chocula. When they first came out in one
Speaker 1: of the very very first commercials, they called the marshmallows sweeties.
Speaker 1: I don't know why, but they called them sweeties. I
Speaker 1: hold them. I've also heard them referred to as marbits.
Speaker 1: But we just call them marshmallows.
Speaker 2: Can I say one thing?
Speaker 1: You may know?
Speaker 2: It's funny They're making a movie off of Count Chocolate.
Speaker 1: I've been hearing that for months and months, but I
Speaker 1: don't see anything.
Speaker 2: It's gonna happen all of a sudden one day. Know what,
Speaker 2: It's gonna be the worst about it, though. It's gonna
Speaker 2: be straight to like Netflix. All of a sudden, You're
Speaker 2: gonna turn on Netflix, and it's gonna be like, watch
Speaker 2: this piece of crap movie.
Speaker 1: That we I would watch it, you would.
Speaker 2: I could see you being the one.
Speaker 1: So here we go. Count Chocula, Dude, you broke a bawl.
Speaker 2: You don't need to get a new dog bowl.
Speaker 1: Are you doing the Halloween episode without me? Yes? Count
Speaker 1: We're doing the Monster Cereals. Now I am.
Speaker 2: The Monster Cereal queen. Are you joined the episode?
Speaker 1: Do you know that Andrew has never had Count Chocula
Speaker 1: and life never had it ever? Do you want to
Speaker 1: eat it? Wait? Do you want to eat it out
Speaker 1: of the dog ball or the cup? The cup?
Speaker 2: Please? Everybody was like a cup?
Speaker 3: Didn't the dog ball break in?
Speaker 2: All?
Speaker 5: This?
Speaker 2: Another one actually because we pre recorded them all. That
Speaker 2: was about four weeks ago.
Speaker 3: Oh sorry, that was four weeks ago. I cannot did.
Speaker 1: You do all the cereals yet? No, we're just starting.
Speaker 1: Oh I was giving Andrew a history lesson because maybe
Speaker 1: you didn't know. But also there was Fruity Yummy Mummy
Speaker 1: and fruit Brute. They were also monster cereals I did
Speaker 1: not know, and they were quickly discontinued.
Speaker 5: Oh.
Speaker 3: I learned so much from Scotty.
Speaker 2: He's a cereal expert.
Speaker 1: And you're just a cereal eater, thank you, who apparently
Speaker 1: doesn't even eat cereal on his off days.
Speaker 2: Wow, I'm feeling very attacked.
Speaker 1: Wait, you were not supposed to do it yet.
Speaker 3: Oh you're not count chocula, so offended you would do
Speaker 3: this so it does out me?
Speaker 1: Sorry, Oh my god. Oh wow, I'm telling you this
Speaker 1: is off season chocolate lucky charms.
Speaker 2: This gets five balls, Yeah, five balls, five balls. I
Speaker 2: will say it has most the board a rice taste
Speaker 2: to it.
Speaker 1: They've changed over. This is not the original recipe because
Speaker 1: if you remember when we were younger, if you look
Speaker 1: at the pieces when we were kids, they were much
Speaker 1: duller like, almost frosted like. Looking this I believe is
Speaker 1: corn and it could have been wheat or something else
Speaker 1: back in the day. But it is a little different.
Speaker 3: It's very good.
Speaker 2: Cereal coffin we cereal.
Speaker 1: Oh hey, it's Rob Shooter from the Number twenty podcast
Speaker 1: on All of iHeartRadio.
Speaker 5: Shooter.
Speaker 1: Hey body, darling, have you ever had count chocola Cereal?
Speaker 1: I don't eat cereal. Shut out, that's blasphemy. Corn flakes
Speaker 1: to get in on this, you know what, that's the
Speaker 1: one cereal we haven't done yet, corn flakes.
Speaker 3: Or if nobody likes them, just put my things.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yellow thing. That's what you said last night.
Speaker 1: It's called cune Yeah. And sugary.
Speaker 2: That's right, Gandhi's boyfriend sugary.
Speaker 1: Hold on, I have to do the Scotti shake.
Speaker 3: What's next with one?
Speaker 1: Frankenberry? Yeah, thanks for stopping by.
Speaker 3: I just all of the marshmalls so.
Speaker 1: Also released right around the same time as cal Chocolate.
Speaker 1: It's a little brother here, Frankenberry. Now these look way way,
Speaker 1: way way different. Look a look at the vibrant, the
Speaker 1: vibrant red color. But that's no, that's red.
Speaker 3: That's Frankinberry.
Speaker 1: Sorry, Yello, Booberry.
Speaker 3: We haven't gotten to yet.
Speaker 2: What is the difference between Franken.
Speaker 1: And Boo one strawberry One's blueberry.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's a blueberry series.
Speaker 1: Hello, what do you think? Booberry means you're idiot?
Speaker 2: Delicious? I thought ghost flavor.
Speaker 1: It's blue, it's blues cereal and it's cold.
Speaker 3: Down Booberry Andrew, Andrew.
Speaker 2: Can I have a new spoon? Rub Shooter put his
Speaker 2: whole hand in my cup.
Speaker 1: I have to tell you a friend of mine that
Speaker 1: listens to the podcast, he's like, you know, if you're
Speaker 1: really good, you know a lot about cereal. But that
Speaker 1: other guy, he doesn't know what he's talking about. He
Speaker 1: just sits there.
Speaker 2: Who is this friend? Are you sure it's not just you? No,
Speaker 2: it's to get some you know, personal attacks him by masking.
Speaker 1: It's not me. But okay, here we go, just going
Speaker 1: right in again, Rank and Berry.
Speaker 5: See this is good, but I still love the chocolate
Speaker 5: and better, I love this.
Speaker 1: It's so artificially flavored. Oh my god, what artificial strawberry
Speaker 1: flavored frosted cereal with marshmallows.
Speaker 2: Berry berry kicks used to taste like this?
Speaker 1: No it didn't, Yes it did. It's not quite this sweet.
Speaker 2: Hey, guess what I'm talking It tastes exactly like Berry,
Speaker 2: very cude.
Speaker 1: He changed it. Kicks are a kid tested and mother approved.
Speaker 1: This is not parent approved.
Speaker 3: Definitely not. This is not apparent approved. But I do
Speaker 3: let you have it on the Halloween time.
Speaker 1: Hey, you know what what General Mills should make little
Speaker 1: package of these to give for Halloween. Why don't they
Speaker 1: do that?
Speaker 3: That's a great idea.
Speaker 1: Right, hello, General Mills selling cereal here?
Speaker 3: I would give those out. I don't think nobody would
Speaker 3: throw it at me.
Speaker 1: I go back down to the grave.
Speaker 2: No, it's the coffin.
Speaker 6: We agreed.
Speaker 2: Berry, the last one didn't.
Speaker 3: How many gives it?
Speaker 2: I give this my balls?
Speaker 1: Wow, you can't do that, Okay.
Speaker 3: I give it three and a half bowl?
Speaker 2: Yeah, three in a spoon for me too, crazy town
Speaker 2: you are this is ridiculous. Halloween down all right, So Booberry,
Speaker 2: I both hate and love that.
Speaker 1: Oh these are really dark. I'm telling these cereals have
Speaker 1: changed over the years, There's no doubt about it.
Speaker 5: How do you remember exactly what they were?
Speaker 1: Much lighter?
Speaker 2: He has a photographic memory only of cereals.
Speaker 1: Too many, Booberry, I don't think I'm gonna like this.
Speaker 1: One didn' actually look like count chocolate except for the
Speaker 1: blue Mark.
Speaker 3: I think that's what if I remember, is better than
Speaker 3: than the the Frankenberry.
Speaker 1: All right, here we go, delicious, not my favorite milk.
Speaker 1: Here we go.
Speaker 2: This looks exactly like Count chocolate.
Speaker 3: Not a fan of this.
Speaker 1: Uh sorry boo eating it though I noticed two balls.
Speaker 3: I'm giving this a bowl.
Speaker 2: I give this two bowls in a spoon. I mean,
Speaker 2: even if they're worse, they're still better than a lot
Speaker 2: of the cereals we have on now.
Speaker 1: So there was our Halloween episode.
Speaker 3: Chocolate.
Speaker 2: Count Chocola is the best one chocolate chunk chocolate.
Speaker 1: Do you know what, Danielle, since you're here and you're
Speaker 1: all about Halloween, I have something for you.
Speaker 4: I serial Killers going back down to the cereal coffin.
Speaker 2: Coffin your butt crack is hanging out down.
Speaker 3: To the cereal grave. His chances in my face.
Speaker 2: I just want like everyone to know that spooky apple
Speaker 2: marshmallow that's going to be delicious.
Speaker 1: See we didn't include this in our other marshmallow epis
Speaker 1: so because I just was like too sweet. But they
Speaker 1: re released it for Halloween and now it's spooky.
Speaker 3: But apple jacks are my favorite.
Speaker 1: I love apple jacks They also have a spooky fruit
Speaker 1: loops and a spooky froster flags. I love spooky, but
Speaker 1: I didn't want to get those because we already did that.
Speaker 1: It's the same exact cereal. It's just the marshmallows Cereal
Speaker 1: and now they just call them spooky to sell some more.
Speaker 3: Did you find all these things?
Speaker 1: That's shop right. I love shop right, Scottie shake because
Speaker 1: there's marshmallows.
Speaker 2: When you seeing marshmallow, you had like a Southern accent. Yeah,
Speaker 2: this new apple Bear's got some marshmallow.
Speaker 5: Listen, dude, y'all come back now, yeah, hey.
Speaker 2: You these are some applebacks with some marshmallows.
Speaker 5: This good right here, lay Andrew got some marshmallows.
Speaker 1: You guys, don't make you fun of me.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 1: Oh, there's purple bat marshmallows. I like purple bats and
Speaker 1: white ghost marshmallows, and then some multicolors.
Speaker 5: Coming back from the Jersey shore this weekend, there were
Speaker 5: all these bats, like I guess some nests, you know
Speaker 5: how they weave downbe so many any batanests in the
Speaker 5: in the in the trees.
Speaker 3: It was pretty cool.
Speaker 1: That's cool, all right? So this uh, these apple jacks.
Speaker 2: Smells we get explicit now because of that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what'd you say?
Speaker 2: Jackass?
Speaker 3: All apple jack?
Speaker 2: Excuse me?
Speaker 1: Jackass is fine? All right? So spooky apple jacks from Kellogg's.
Speaker 1: Here's yours. You're welcome, Here's yours. Oh there's a Frankenstein
Speaker 1: headed there too.
Speaker 2: Oh. These smell like just pure sugar.
Speaker 1: It's just very cinnamony. I don't think this needs marshmallows.
Speaker 1: But let's say, oh my god, marshmallows. Yeah, the Marko
Speaker 1: Kale give it's four bowls?
Speaker 3: No way, I give it four bowls. But to be honest,
Speaker 3: I love apple jacks just as apple jacks. I don't
Speaker 3: think that I don't like the marshmallows in them.
Speaker 2: I would agree with Danielle on this one. They don't
Speaker 2: really add much. I just felt kind of an add on.
Speaker 1: I just felt the blood sugar spike that's coming. I
Speaker 1: felt it.
Speaker 3: What happened joke on my spooky marshmallow?
Speaker 1: Don't you mean marshmallow?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 3: Yeah, the marsh millow.
Speaker 1: I mean so all right, that was our big Halloween episode.
Speaker 2: I've decided to bump this down. What this gets three balls?
Speaker 1: What did I say?
Speaker 2: Three?
Speaker 1: Two balls?
Speaker 6: For me?
Speaker 1: I don't like it.
Speaker 3: Four balls without the marshmallows.
Speaker 1: Yeah hard. This is like I have to go back
Speaker 1: and listen to all your ratings and write it down.
Speaker 1: Can we just like do a uniform thing right now?
Speaker 1: Two balls for me Andrew, three bowls in a spoon Danielle.
Speaker 3: Four balls without marshmallow.
Speaker 1: I can't do it like that.
Speaker 2: I do it.
Speaker 3: I'm a guess.
Speaker 1: I can know this is the cereal.
Speaker 3: You have to rate it as Okay, I'm going to
Speaker 3: give it four balls, okay?
Speaker 1: Perfect?
Speaker 2: Cool, so angry he.
Speaker 3: Gets really like you get very angry.
Speaker 2: Body shirts shaky.
Speaker 3: I love you.
Speaker 1: I want to thank you all so much for listening
Speaker 1: to Serial Killers. This is our forty first episode.
Speaker 2: And there's that much cereal?
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh, there's plenty more. Please follow us on Twitter.
Speaker 1: Do you know where he hides the rest of them
Speaker 1: in his cargo bands? All right, I gotta go, I'm out.
Speaker 1: I love you, hold on, we have some important things
Speaker 1: to say. Follow us on Twitter, serial Killers PC. Follow
Speaker 1: us on Facebook, same thing, and please also follow us
Speaker 1: on Instagram serial Killers PC. We're all over the place. However,
Speaker 1: Andrew's so damn lazy. He's supposed to be the Facebook
Speaker 1: guy and he hasn't even touched Why is it PC?
Speaker 1: That's what I said, encourage him podcast because someone took
Speaker 1: serial killers. But no, podcast is just one word. It's
Speaker 1: just to be just serial killers.
Speaker 2: P no, no, and no. Because when I said this
Speaker 2: to you, I said Scottie correct, right, which we're not
Speaker 2: the politically correct serial podcast.
Speaker 1: Right anyway, listen, So here's what I want to do. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you bounce it off the walls. Wait what I want
Speaker 1: you to do? Hold on? I want you to follow
Speaker 1: us on Twitter. Okay, it's serial Killers PC and if
Speaker 1: you were listen what I'm gonna do if you're the
Speaker 1: five hundredth follower, because we're almost there. So if you
Speaker 1: are the five hundred follower, you'll get one of these
Speaker 1: check it out. Yes, and because you're a frequent guest, Danielle,
Speaker 1: you get to take one home. Yeah, thank you. It's
Speaker 1: a serial killer's T shirt.
Speaker 3: Did you have these made?
Speaker 1: No? I mean yes? How else do they get made?
Speaker 1: Very cool?
Speaker 3: Why don't you have your names on them?
Speaker 5: Andrew doesn't like to say Scottie and Andrew and sometimes Danielle.
Speaker 1: That's right. You're a very frequent guy, so enjoy enjoy
Speaker 1: your shirt. So the five hundred follower on Twitter. You
Speaker 1: will get one, and you know what, I'm gonna be
Speaker 1: a good guy. I'm also going to send on to
Speaker 1: our first follower on Twitter because I think that's pretty cool.
Speaker 1: You know who that was?
Speaker 2: You get one.
Speaker 1: No, Andrew has to pay for it. I went all
Speaker 1: the way back and looked at it. I forget what
Speaker 1: his name is. I should look it up.
Speaker 2: You're gonna look it up now. Recording great cool do
Speaker 2: stand by music?
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're looking up there. And I got some new
Speaker 3: Twitter followers.
Speaker 2: I heard they like some marshmallers.
Speaker 1: So as of this current recording, we're at four hundred
Speaker 1: and fifty followers. Okay, so we should get up to
Speaker 1: five hundred by the time this thing airs.
Speaker 2: Wow, that'd be great. While Scotty is still looking, make
Speaker 2: sure you like and subscribe to the podcast wherever you're listening.
Speaker 2: If it's Google Podcasts, iHeart Apple, wherever you're listening, press
Speaker 2: the subscribe button because subscribers help the show grow, and
Speaker 2: who knows, maybe one day we'll have a sponsorship or
Speaker 2: an ad partnerships. This way, Scotty will get the cereals
Speaker 2: paid for.
Speaker 1: And some people have left really nice comments I like that.
Speaker 5: I don't think a serial sponsorship would be good because
Speaker 5: then people would think we were phony.
Speaker 3: But you're not phony.
Speaker 1: No, we crap on all brands.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah yeah, not all brand.
Speaker 1: Well we did. We did crap on all brand number.
Speaker 3: But all brand would make you not going.
Speaker 1: Well, this is true. So Derek, Derek, Derek in Arkansas.
Speaker 1: He was our first follower, very first. So we love
Speaker 1: Derek and we're gonna send him a shirt.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 1: Yeah all right, so thank you so much for listening. Yes,
Speaker 1: I'm always nice, Andrew.
Speaker 2: That's debatable.
Speaker 3: I crashed your podcast.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you crash everything cars podcast whatever?
Speaker 3: Oh my god, jack ass.
Speaker 1: So thanks for listening. You know, it's Serial Killers, the
Speaker 1: podcast where we talk about cereal think inside the box
Speaker 1: and it's not.
Speaker 2: Going to catch on.
Speaker 1: We need to ditch that line until next time. Danielle,
Speaker 1: you know what to do. Crush you're big a hole. Yes,