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Speaker 2: Do you wy Away.

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Speaker 3: I don't know if you guys know this, but my

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Speaker 3: dream when I was younger was to be a professional dancer.

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Speaker 3: Oh that's cool. I Lord of the dance, but with

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Speaker 3: bigger hair and flashier outfits. Flashier. That was my dream.

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Speaker 2: Uh huh.

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Speaker 3: Obviously wasn't realized. I ended up on a low budget

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Speaker 3: radio program. But doesn't mean I can't still live out

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Speaker 3: my fantasy in a prank phone call.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, go for it, hang a dance over the phone.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. We got an email from a lady who says

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Speaker 3: her roommate just signed up for dance lessons and she's

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Speaker 3: about to get them, just not the way she thought

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Speaker 3: she would. It's your phone.

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Speaker 2: Tap right now?

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Speaker 3: Another Hello, Yes, my name is Sergey from the Dance Academy.

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Speaker 3: Is this Kelly? Yes, Oh wonderful. I'm calling because you

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Speaker 3: signed up online for six private one on one dance lessons.

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Speaker 1: Is that right?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right.

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Speaker 3: Perfect. So I am your dance instructor for the day.

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Speaker 3: Let's get started. Oh okay, you're gonna start with the

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Speaker 3: left foot, all right? And one and two? Now bring

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Speaker 3: it back and spin and slide and slide and face

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Speaker 3: the wall again?

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Speaker 2: Here we sorry?

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Speaker 3: Are you following me?

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Speaker 2: No?

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Speaker 3: What's the problem. Do you need me to slow down?

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Speaker 2: No? I just I thought I was signing up for

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Speaker 2: in person lessons.

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Speaker 3: Oh now, why did you sign up online?

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Speaker 1: Then?

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Speaker 2: I signed up online? But I thought I was signing

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Speaker 2: up for in personal No.

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Speaker 3: No, no, no, no. When you saw up online, I provide

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Speaker 3: online lessons. Okay, it's possible we could do this over snapchat.

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Speaker 2: No, that that would probably be worse.

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Speaker 3: I've been crafting dances my entire life, and as long

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Speaker 3: as I can hear your stumps, I'll know exactly where

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Speaker 3: your foot placement should be.

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Speaker 2: No, I need to go to the studio and learn.

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Speaker 2: That's why I signed.

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Speaker 3: Up for that. Do three quick stumps for me right now.

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Speaker 2: No, I'm not gonna do that. That doesn't sound right, Kelly.

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Speaker 3: Just humor me. Do three quick stumps you like?

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Speaker 2: Okay, fine, hold on, let me put the phone down.

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Speaker 3: Yes, yes, that was left foot, left foot, then right foot,

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Speaker 3: and it was turned to the west fifteen degrees.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I don't even know what direction I'm facing, but

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Speaker 2: I mean I've taken the classes before and I've never

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Speaker 2: done it like this.

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Speaker 3: Ever taken the dance class from Surge before. I know

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Speaker 3: what I'm talking about. So let's try the tango. No,

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Speaker 3: I don't know if you realize this is one of

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Speaker 3: the most romantic and sensual dances in the world. So

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Speaker 3: instead of a rose, I will hold the phone in

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Speaker 3: my mouth as we do this.

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Speaker 2: Am I supposed to be doing something here?

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Speaker 3: I encourage you to do the same. Put the phone

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Speaker 3: in betwixt your teeth and go.

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Speaker 2: You want me to put what in my mouth?

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Speaker 3: Your phone?

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Speaker 2: Kelly, No, I'm not doing that.

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Speaker 3: You must left and right and give do Bardusha.

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Speaker 2: This is not gonna watch b y. I took dance

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Speaker 2: in high school. I need to be in the studio

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Speaker 2: and trying to get back into this. I cannot do

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Speaker 2: this over the phone.

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Speaker 3: I must say, in all of my years of professional teaching,

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Speaker 3: I have never had a more difficult student.

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Speaker 2: Sniff and you.

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Speaker 3: So with that said, I shan't continue.

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Speaker 2: Can I just can I actually cancel it? Can I

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Speaker 2: just get a refund?

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Speaker 3: I refuse to put myself through this, and I will

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Speaker 3: remind you there are zero refunds.

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Speaker 2: No, no, If you're not gonna do it, I shine.

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Speaker 2: I don't want to do it, but I need my

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Speaker 2: money back.

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Speaker 3: At least read the fine print. We don't give money

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Speaker 3: back on prank phone calls.

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Speaker 2: Not now, not ever. Kelly. Wait, what my name.

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Speaker 3: Is jeff from the radio show Brooke and Jeffrey in

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Speaker 3: the Morning. And to my hand and three and one

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Speaker 3: and spin and you are take a bow? Kelly.

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Speaker 2: Okay, how did you get my numbers?

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Speaker 3: This is a phone damn, Kelly, you're on the radio

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Speaker 3: right now with Brooken Jeffrey in the Morning. Oh my god,

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Speaker 3: Tenzie set you up.

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Speaker 2: When you said no refund, I was like, oh, I

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Speaker 2: sign up for a stamp.

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Speaker 3: The first rule of dance is you must believe in

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Speaker 3: your elf.

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Speaker 2: Kelly.

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Speaker 3: Now believe and slime and spin and spin and spin again,

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Speaker 3: now right and left and up and down and sit

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Speaker 3: and nap and now sleep. Oh my god, that's amazing,

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Speaker 3: your gorgeous dancer, Kelly.

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Speaker 2: Thank you wake up every morning with phone taps weekday

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Speaker 2: mornings on the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,