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Speaker 1: What would you talk about on your on your Podcasts

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Speaker 1: Presents fifteen Minute Morning Show? Hello? Everyone? Look who's here? Hi?

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Speaker 1: Here we are for the fifteen Minute Morning Show podcast. Uh,

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Speaker 1: there's Froggy and there's Danielle and Scary and Gandhi and

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Speaker 1: Straight Nate and producer Sam and Scotty B and Garrett

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Speaker 1: and Brody. How do you Rody today? You don't seem

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Speaker 1: larious and I just switched screams. It doesn't matter. Hi.

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Speaker 1: So where are we going today? I hope it's more

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Speaker 1: fun than yesterday's because yesterday's was boring. Yeah. I don't

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Speaker 1: even remember what we talked about yesterday exactly. Showering shower,

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, talked about would you people to remember that

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Speaker 1: it was Froggy? Right? Brain surgeries? Garrett has a would

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Speaker 1: you rather just give us one good one? Okay? Spend

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Speaker 1: the night in a dumpster or a porta potty, Oh,

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Speaker 1: dumpster or dumpster porter potty. As long as I'm not

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Speaker 1: under the porter potty, you're in it. You're in it? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I mean, do you remember those stories we used to

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Speaker 1: hear of guys that would put on scuba diving outfits

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Speaker 1: and they would go down into the mark the muck

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Speaker 1: of the porter potty and wait for people to use

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Speaker 1: the bathroom on them, Like into that had a fetish

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Speaker 1: for that. You know all those people have COVID. Now

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Speaker 1: certain things in life you're unlucky, like I'm glad you know,

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Speaker 1: either get let's say I let's say there was a

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Speaker 1: crossroads in life and I could get either brain aneurysm

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Speaker 1: or you get that gene where you need to be

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Speaker 1: in the porter potty where somebody goes pooh. I'll gladly

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Speaker 1: take the brain hedurism. I don't need to think though.

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Speaker 1: If you stay in a dumpster, though you end up

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Speaker 1: using the bathroom in the dumpster, at least the porter

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Speaker 1: body you have someplace to go and dump there's a

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Speaker 1: chance of meeting raccoons, which will be phenomenal, and also

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Speaker 1: finding treasure. You never know what was your question? Are

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Speaker 1: we stuck in the dumpster or can't we get out

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Speaker 1: to pea then get back in? No, you're spending the night.

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Speaker 1: You're spending the night. You can't get out. You're in

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Speaker 1: the in there for the entire night. When I spent

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Speaker 1: a night in the dumpster, I just whipped it out

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Speaker 1: over the edge and pete question for the people with

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Speaker 1: penises in here? Do you John, listen up? Do you

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Speaker 1: only use the toilet hole or do you use the

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Speaker 1: urinal that's on the wall because the urinal splashes. I

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Speaker 1: like the urinal because I feel like you pretended to

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Speaker 1: sink and I like peeing and sinks. Where did this

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Speaker 1: something to you as a child? Seriously him a microphone?

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Speaker 1: Oh sorry, why why are you thinking? I mean about this?

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Speaker 1: We'll know about what you got. You were talking about

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Speaker 1: porta potty, so I would just go into porta potties.

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Speaker 1: I guess some of them have the little urinal compartment

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Speaker 1: on the side there, and I just think it reminds

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Speaker 1: me of a sink, and I just pean it because

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Speaker 1: I like pean and sinks and that. No, no, there's

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Speaker 1: no they don't. You can't wash your hands in a

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Speaker 1: porta potty. You'd find a way, Yeah, you can outside.

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Speaker 1: I guess in those little things. I may have been

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Speaker 1: in one porta potty in my entire life. I don't,

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Speaker 1: I don't. I hate that. I skive them. I hold

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Speaker 1: it in hate them too. There was an open in

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Speaker 1: front of it. Is the producer's hands microphone on hi Okay, yes,

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Speaker 1: Gandhi was asking I like that you're looking at for

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Speaker 1: your sister. Well, it looked like she tried to react

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Speaker 1: to something a second ago and there was nothing. It

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Speaker 1: was silence, so I wasn't sure if she was in

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Speaker 1: there or no. I'm a very reactive person, so when

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Speaker 1: there's a flow, I just try and keep it inside.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, the urine of the porta potty, you're

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Speaker 1: I have to say, I've never dumped in a porta potty.

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Speaker 1: I don't think I would do that. What if you

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Speaker 1: have to, though, If you have to, you have to,

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Speaker 1: I mean, if it's an emergency, what are you gonna

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Speaker 1: do there? Splashback with that blue stuff. There's no way

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Speaker 1: I could not do that. What does that help us

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Speaker 1: is because we're talking about poop again. Trigger, I'm not

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Speaker 1: a part of it talking. I'll be here if you

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Speaker 1: need me. How do we always get here? Though? Because

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Speaker 1: you're not creative enough to go somewhere else? Always goes

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Speaker 1: back to pop who started this Scott question question? Yes,

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Speaker 1: thank you? All right? Your fingers always feel sticky or

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Speaker 1: your throat always feels itchy for the rest of your life.

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Speaker 1: Stick fingers with that anyway? So I would go with

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Speaker 1: the itchy throat because if I eat hot wings, I

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Speaker 1: always wear those gloves, the rubber gloves. I hate having

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Speaker 1: sticky fingers. Do you really wear gloves? Yes? For hot wings.

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Speaker 1: If you go to like a Hooters, you'll ask rubber

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Speaker 1: gloves asked for. I had to ask for late text

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Speaker 1: gloves and Hooters, and they give them to you. Wait

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Speaker 1: a minute, even if you're having like ribs, ribs, anything

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Speaker 1: where there's a sauce that gets on your fingers. Even

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Speaker 1: when I'm eating a messy burger, I'm I have to

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Speaker 1: until I can wash them. I hate eight sticky fingers.

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Speaker 1: What's that, el us? I'm sure you're not alone with that? Yeah, see,

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Speaker 1: thank you. I mean you are in this room. But

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Speaker 1: I mean, Nate, have you ever gone to a restaurant

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Speaker 1: and brought your own gloves? Yes? I have. When I've

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Speaker 1: known I've gone, I was planning and eating wings. I

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Speaker 1: ow What about it when you were What about when

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Speaker 1: you went to Upstate New York and you had the

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Speaker 1: ice cream at Martha's that drips down over your fingers

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Speaker 1: while you're I am the fastest liquor you'll ever see.

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Speaker 1: I'm doing this. You gotta lick fast. You gotta lick fast, Elvis.

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Speaker 1: And you know a medium is like this, I mean

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Speaker 1: a medium cone is like that at Martha's. Oh Jesus, yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's one of those cones. You have to swallow the

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Speaker 1: deep throat that thing because it is it is melting

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Speaker 1: so fast because you're eating ice cream in a ninety

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Speaker 1: degree day and it's just dripping from this guy like that. Gandhie,

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Speaker 1: what were you about to say? Now? I think this

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Speaker 1: is quite a nice excuse for Nate. So when the

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Speaker 1: cops pull them over and he has the rubber gloves

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Speaker 1: in the trunk, he can be like, oh go look

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Speaker 1: at the podcast I eat chickens. Gloves on would sound

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Speaker 1: on you. With this pandemic, everybody's got rubber gloves, Gandhi,

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Speaker 1: anybody can be murderer. Now, explainment time getting scary. This

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Speaker 1: is what happens when God makes you good looking, you

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Speaker 1: put gloves on, eat wings. Brodie, if you use to wait,

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Speaker 1: why did you point out? I'll tell you what were

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Speaker 1: you and were like? Three over here? I'll answer that

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Speaker 1: because Elvis would get mad if I put him in

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Speaker 1: the group. Scary and Froggy are very self deprecating and

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Speaker 1: can take a joke, and uh, you know, Garrett's not

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Speaker 1: bad looking, so I left him out. Okay, Scott, he's

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Speaker 1: talking about poop. All I see on my screen right

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Speaker 1: now is Danielle, Froggy and Scary. I have a fourth spot,

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Speaker 1: So that's why I picked out and Froggy. You're not

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Speaker 1: picking on me. I know I'm not attract attractive number one.

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Speaker 1: the top of my head. Okay, I know it's not attractive. Heart.

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Speaker 1: Yeah that you got hotter to her the other way. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'll tell you something about that. The length of his scar. Originally, uh,

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Speaker 1: Froggy was telling everyone I have a fifteen was scar

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Speaker 1: her attitude toward Froggy. You liked him a little more.

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Speaker 1: The long three more inches made a big difference for you.

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Speaker 1: I have asked him to send me pictures of the scar,

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Speaker 1: and I was like, that thing is some He's the

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Speaker 1: in fact eighteen and I and I confirmed it when

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Speaker 1: they took all the staples out there. They usually used

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Speaker 1: two medical staples per inch, and I had thirty six

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Speaker 1: eighteen inches. Damn quit bragging. It's weird. It starts here

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Speaker 1: and it goes all the way back. It goes down,

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Speaker 1: and it goes down past my ear. It ends here now, really, yes,

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Speaker 1: so it ends all the way down because the hole

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Speaker 1: is right here. The hole where they drilled is right here.

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Speaker 1: So they had to take this cart out, so they

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Speaker 1: had to take this all out and peel it all down.

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Speaker 1: Is it insane that like you were on the table

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Speaker 1: and they like basically your skull in half. That's insane.

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Speaker 1: So I want to see pictures of it. And I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna when I go back to see him from my

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Speaker 1: follow up, I'm gonna ask to see pictures. I was

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Speaker 1: gonna ask if there are pictures. I don't want to

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Speaker 1: see them. I'm just asking, Well they show you want

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Speaker 1: to find out it's me. I'm well, when I had

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Speaker 1: my nose done, like years ago, when I had a

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Speaker 1: nose job years to go, day. So they at the

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Speaker 1: time they would cut it and then flip your nose

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Speaker 1: up and then work on it. So I actually snuck

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Speaker 1: and I read it all about it. I'm like, holy

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Speaker 1: sh it, if I knew this, I would never have

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Speaker 1: done this that they do. But they had to lift

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Speaker 1: the skin and they take this and they killed it

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Speaker 1: all down. How did they do your lap band surgery?

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Speaker 1: It's glory. Well, they just they cut out three quarters

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Speaker 1: of your stomach. You sure you don't want to go

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Speaker 1: back to talking about poop found. We found a way

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Speaker 1: to get Scotty and Scary upset. You just have to

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Speaker 1: talk about this stuff. So this is all the payback

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Speaker 1: for the Mayo stuff. You can get back at them

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Speaker 1: right now. I sent Scotty a picture early on, like

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Speaker 1: will one day post once I'm healed. And it's it's

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Speaker 1: day two when this everything was still really ripe and

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Speaker 1: It was so disgusting, Scotty, Scotty looking at it. I

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Speaker 1: almost crashed into the median. I have a specific aversion

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Speaker 1: to blood. If I see blood, I get queasy downies.

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Speaker 1: Scary is making the face like when you talk about

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Speaker 1: him getting married. Send you the picture, do not, do

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Speaker 1: not put it up on the screen. Do not. But

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna send it to Scary right now. My pitts

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Speaker 1: are dripping. I'm not even kidding. I'm sweating. He's not

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Speaker 1: sending it to you. You you fate. Just at the

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Speaker 1: thought of someone sending something grows. Now what am I?

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Speaker 1: What am I going to be looking at? What is this?

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Speaker 1: This is the day they blood the day everyone here

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Speaker 1: you go and there's like ports hanging out of my

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Speaker 1: head and stuff. So here sport scar. He's gonna lose

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Speaker 1: it when he shows about his screen. I'm telling you

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Speaker 1: it is birth pictures to send Scared. I don't think

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Speaker 1: I want to look at its frog frog. This is

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Speaker 1: the same one you sent me, isn't it. I'm not sure.

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Speaker 1: I'm not sure. It's not that bad. It's not that

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Speaker 1: bad copy. Keep in mind he was sending pictures to

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Speaker 1: people and he was all high, jacked up on hills.

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Speaker 1: I was because people were like, hey, I saw pictures

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Speaker 1: of you my where you just see pictures of me,

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Speaker 1: and they're like, you sent it. I'm like, oh I did.

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Speaker 1: I didn't even remember Elvis. I just sent it to

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Speaker 1: you as well. Yeah, okay, Well how come scaris not

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Speaker 1: looking at his phone and didn't get it yet. I

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Speaker 1: feel like Scary is gonna pass out, and then Scotty

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Speaker 1: b is gonna pass out and me and Nate are

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Speaker 1: me just let me tell you now, you sent it

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Speaker 1: You're alive, So I look at it from a different prospective.

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Speaker 1: I don't look at it like a costume for Halloween.

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Speaker 1: if you're missing out froggy, maybe you send it to

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Speaker 1: Scary send No, No, that's okay. I'm just making fun

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Speaker 1: now everyone's getting it now. I just gotta hay from Froggy.

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Speaker 1: It looks like the matrix like you're pulled into the matrixes.

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Speaker 1: It looks like Scary just got his COVID test results

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Speaker 1: the air. What have we accomplished here? Anything we found out?

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Speaker 1: Who doesn't like the sight of like somebody like the

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Speaker 1: I pricked my finger every morning to test my blood

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Speaker 1: that disease? Eat a bagel that it's true. What's that blood?

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Speaker 1: Look at Garrett's blood? And we lost up. He fainted,

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