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Speaker 1: We've all seen the YouTube videos of city council meetings

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Speaker 1: where a bunch of stuffy up type people are discussing

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Speaker 1: things like traffic signs and size restrictions on your trash

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Speaker 1: cand lids.

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Speaker 2: I usually don't hit play, but okay, yeah, yeah, fair.

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Speaker 1: They do get pretty boring, and sometimes one email can

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Speaker 1: help spice things up a little bit. And oh boyd

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Speaker 1: did that happen at an h o A meeting recently?

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Speaker 1: One sassy email has sparked a very awkward situation between neighbors.

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Speaker 1: And now we're getting roped into the drama. You're gonna

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Speaker 1: hear the shady text that started it all in a

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Speaker 1: brand new textual healing that's coming up next. Text you

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Speaker 1: will heal then textual.

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Speaker 3: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 1: And we are not doctors, no, at least not the

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Speaker 1: licensed kind. But we do have the ability to heal

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Speaker 1: people textually.

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Speaker 2: Yes we do.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, because this is textual healing where we help

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Speaker 1: out our listeners who are stuck in an awkward or

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Speaker 1: difficult situation where they have to text someone but don't

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Speaker 1: know exactly what to say.

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Speaker 3: Will work with you to craft the perfect message.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we're kind of like that back alley clinic that

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Speaker 2: you get botox from. Right.

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Speaker 3: I don't know what clinics you like to visit, Brooke.

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Speaker 2: But I'm just thinking of the doctor analogy.

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Speaker 1: Sorry you don't believe in doctors. Yeah, but perfect message

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Speaker 1: is kind of the strong word for it. A workable

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Speaker 1: one is what we're after here. Something that helps achieve

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Speaker 1: what you want while hopefully preserving your dignity in the process,

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Speaker 1: and block for text messaging.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, analogy.

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Speaker 3: Sure, I should have gone with that one instead of.

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Speaker 2: The doctors chat GPT when exactly functional.

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Speaker 1: We've got a woman on the phone looking for some

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Speaker 1: tender textual healing today. Her name is Samantha. So, Samantha,

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Speaker 1: welcome to the show there.

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Speaker 3: Did you specifically ask for tender or is that a

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Speaker 3: jeff thing?

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Speaker 2: I mean, I think she appreciates it.

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Speaker 1: I mean we like to start tender and gentle, and

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Speaker 1: then we can get firmer and more aggressive as this

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Speaker 1: goes on. But let's start by having you tell us

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Speaker 1: what your situation is, Samantha, and how we can help

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Speaker 1: heal you textually.

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Speaker 4: Oh god, I screwed up big time, totally, totally. I'm

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Speaker 4: on an h AA board. So you know what that's like.

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Speaker 2: Okay, volunteered to be on the board.

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Speaker 4: What was I thinking?

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Speaker 1: You were chasing? The power that comes with it.

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Speaker 3: Is a lot of power.

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Speaker 2: You needed to have called us before you made that choice.

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Speaker 1: Okay, So something involving your HOA.

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Speaker 4: Well, what happened was we have this one board member

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Speaker 4: and he does these eighty long winded wordy emails that

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Speaker 4: go on and on and on and on. You know,

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Speaker 4: I get to the point, make it short and simple, right,

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Speaker 4: I scream shotted one and I put a caption on it.

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Speaker 4: It said, will someone please take his keyboard away? Exclamation point?

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Speaker 4: I was going to send it to another board member

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Speaker 4: that we both kind of had this like running joke there,

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Speaker 4: but it went to the entire complex.

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Speaker 2: No, No, the entire even people who were on the

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Speaker 2: AH too A board.

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Speaker 4: Yes, yes, including the person that I was referring to.

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Speaker 3: Noh my goodness.

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Speaker 2: Oh and is it too late to say you got hacked?

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Speaker 2: Okay with that very specific joke.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, what were the emotions that you were

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Speaker 1: feeling when you realized you had sent it out to

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Speaker 4: It was like, oh, you said that, my heart sunk.

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Speaker 3: Tell us that story what did I do?

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Speaker 4: I mean, I feel really bad, and I mean it

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Speaker 4: was like I think I first noticed it when I

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Speaker 2: I'm here for the show.

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Speaker 4: People, OHMG type one?

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Speaker 2: You know? No? Wait, did he write back to the

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Speaker 4: No? No, nothing from him, But I mean I'm sure

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Speaker 1: Okay, So obviously that's a really awkward situation to find

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Speaker 1: yourself in. And now you've emailed our show for help.

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Speaker 1: What are you wanting to do with your text here?

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Speaker 4: I mean I want to apologize. I want to take

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Speaker 2: So we're going to be texting him.

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Speaker 4: Yes, I want to text him directly.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, we'll make sure.

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Speaker 1: Don't you sure you don't want to double down on

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Speaker 1: what you said in.

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Speaker 2: The joke breaking his house steels laptop if you prefer.

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Speaker 2: Do you think we follow it up where you just

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Speaker 2: text him a thing like it's the second part of

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Speaker 2: your joke. It's like, would somebody take this keyboard away

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Speaker 2: and give this guy a microphone?

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Speaker 3: Yea, yeah, MVP with a little gold star more for.

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Speaker 1: God, has anyone in the room actually had a situation

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Speaker 1: like this happened where you accidentally sent out a mass

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Speaker 1: email with something incriminating in it.

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Speaker 2: I accidentally was talking crap about my sister to my

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Speaker 2: mom and I didn't know she was on the email thread.

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Speaker 3: Okay, and what did you do in that situation?

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Speaker 1: Bro?

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Speaker 2: I immediately called and apologized.

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Speaker 3: Okay, we're not calling. You can't do a call.

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Speaker 2: Well, I mean she was mad at me for a while.

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Speaker 1: Can we take any lessons from what you said and

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Speaker 1: apply it to this situation?

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Speaker 2: I mean, I think the lesson is you just have

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Speaker 2: to know that you're in the wrong, like that you

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so tell the guy he messed up wrong. No, okay,

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Speaker 1: she needs to accept accountability. How does she say that?

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Speaker 3: Though?

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Speaker 2: What are you most worried about? You're worried about hurting

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Speaker 2: his feelings or you're worried about it being awkward with

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Speaker 2: him later? Like are you even sorry for what you said?

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Speaker 2: Or you just sorry that you got caught?

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Speaker 4: Well, you know, it's something I would have said to

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Speaker 4: a friend like, oh here he goes again. Yeah, I

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Speaker 4: mean I do want to apologize. I didn't mean to

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Speaker 4: pray a joke at his expense right.

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Speaker 2: Right, right, or embarrass him in front of other people,

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Speaker 2: right and exactly?

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Speaker 1: Okay, you give advice in her own words, but you're

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Speaker 3: Aren't you supposed to sound boring? Like? Aren't you supposed

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Speaker 3: to start with like you may have been at tentative

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Speaker 3: to a text message yesterday? Yeah, I think in most

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Speaker 1: But for this, we're gonna have to be a little

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Speaker 1: really means it. So what we have to start crafting?

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Speaker 4: Now?

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Speaker 3: What are we going to type to?

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Speaker 2: I think the first thing you need to do is

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Speaker 2: figure out if he saw it. You need to say,

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Speaker 2: oh my god, I accidentally send an email to everyone.

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Speaker 2: Did you see it?

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Speaker 1: Pretty interesting email thread we had yesterday?

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Speaker 3: Huh?

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Speaker 1: I like that, that's just fishing around. You're not even

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Speaker 3: I kind of like that. What do you think, Samantha?

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Speaker 4: You know, I just know that if I call attention

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Speaker 2: Then he will go, yeah, have you had a chance

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Speaker 3: And then he goes to chat And honestly, maybe that's

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Speaker 2: And maybe you could play it off as a joke.

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Speaker 2: If he has seen it, it's like, oh, I was

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Speaker 2: actually gonna send that just to you, like it was

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Speaker 2: I accidentally send it to everybody.

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Speaker 3: I like that, Samantha. I think you got to go

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Speaker 3: with that one.

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Speaker 4: Okay, let's see so.

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Speaker 2: I mean, maybe start with, hey, did you see the

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Speaker 3: That everybody everybody's laughing at you.

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Speaker 1: Honestly, I liked Jose's thing, be like, whoa pretty crazy

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Speaker 1: text thread that the group had going yesterday.

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Speaker 2: Maybe something to lighten it, like what about a yike's

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Speaker 1: That's accepting some responsibility. Let's start writing that, okay, Samantha.

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Speaker 2: Okay, every time I hear about hy's, I'm so glad

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Speaker 2: I've never lived with one.

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Speaker 3: Samantha, did you send it?

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Speaker 4: Okay?

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Speaker 2: Your how are you feeling?

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Speaker 4: I'm nervous about.

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Speaker 3: Okay, Well, sometime we have to just react to whatever

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Speaker 4: Now I wanted to answer or not.

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Speaker 1: He doesn't, but just double checking you did send it

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Speaker 3: That Okay, I think so we've ripped the band aid off.

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Speaker 1: We've started the initial stages of our apology. We'll come

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Speaker 1: weird guy from Howay. Right after this hold on, we're

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Speaker 1: who's true trying to fix a big whoopsie that she

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Speaker 1: made because she's on an HOA board with one particularly

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Speaker 5: It's just kind of a lot, yes, generally very on

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Speaker 5: top of things, too much so, so she basically screenshoted

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Speaker 5: it saying, well, someone please take his keyboard away, and.

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Speaker 1: Meant to send it to just one of her friends,

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Speaker 1: didn't realize it went out to the whole group, including

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Speaker 1: the guy that she was poking fun at pretty much accident.

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Speaker 1: Now she feels terrible about it, wants to apologize to

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Speaker 1: sounding sincere and not just performative.

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Speaker 3: So we suggested why not gauge.

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Speaker 1: And just see if he even saw it first, So

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Speaker 1: we put out a feeler text that said Yike's pretty crazy.

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Speaker 1: What was happening in the hoa textraad yesterday? Huh, just

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Speaker 1: to see if he knew what we were talking about.

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Speaker 2: I'm like, actually nervous about what he's going to say. Bad.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well, we don't even know if he did respond,

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Speaker 1: so let's find out, Samantha, did you get a message

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Speaker 1: back from the dude?

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Speaker 4: Sure? Did like that?

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Speaker 3: What did it say?

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Speaker 4: It is? Yeah, I guess from now on, I will

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Speaker 4: keep my emails under twelve paragraphs for you. I'll then

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Speaker 4: signed it with a middle finger emojis.

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Speaker 1: Oh.

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Speaker 2: At first, Oh, I thought he was taking constructive criticism. Well, okay,

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Speaker 2: that was a sarcastic twelve paragraph dude. I'm sorry he's

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Speaker 2: still kidding.

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Speaker 3: But the middle fingers back.

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Speaker 2: Out of all the emojis, that is the most aggressive.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I mean, we've never suggested anyone to use it on here.

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Speaker 1: We suggested a lot of emojis for people to type out.

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Speaker 2: So we should suggest it more.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Maybe he's saying you're number one and he's okay.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I think it's more important that you just

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean you can't. You can do an honest compliment.

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Speaker 4: You take a lot of time to do the email.

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Speaker 2: And we appreciate the passion that you have. You're one

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Speaker 1: Well, yeah, I have a secret crush on you.

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Speaker 3: Well, you know, let's find the line.

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Speaker 2: K start with your own apology. I think that has

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, well, I definitely like the thing about like

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Speaker 2: Then you say it what a jerk you are, and

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Speaker 2: I am such a jerk. I didn't mean for everyone

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Speaker 1: Okay, so why don't you let's send the apology text

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Speaker 2: Okay, dude, you're about to get so many A two

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Speaker 1: He's going to be all over your property with like

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Speaker 3: While we're waiting for him. Is there any other gesture

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Speaker 3: like you could you drop cookies off? That's like kind

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Speaker 4: That's a good idea.

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Speaker 3: That's hand gestures that you could do. Back a.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, wait, wait, wait it's popped.

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Speaker 3: It popped the little bubbles. Okay, something popped?

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Speaker 2: Pop pop.

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Speaker 4: Okay, okay, here's what he says, wrote something go ahead.

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Speaker 4: I showed your text to my therapist. Oh no, it

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Speaker 2: I highly doubt a therapist said that.

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Speaker 4: Yeah he's trying to Yeah yeah, okay, you feel.

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Speaker 2: It's like a passive aggressive insult to her that she

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Speaker 4: Maybe I should get him a bottle of wine.

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Speaker 1: That's funny, but clearly his feelings were hurt by it.

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Speaker 2: And get even jump out a wine bandwagon and say

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Speaker 1: That'd be a good way to disarm him, because he

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Speaker 4: So minute I had to make.

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Speaker 4: I feel terrible, threw it up and I feel really bad.

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Speaker 3: I think a lot of people feel you. But so

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Speaker 3: you sent the text, Yeah, I got it.

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Speaker 4: Great, So okay, let's see how this one goes over.

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Speaker 2: Is there anyone that everyone on the HA hates? You know,

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Speaker 2: sometimes everybody needs a con common enemy or is it him? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: say you wouldn't believe the meme I sent about Lois

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Speaker 1: Wants to start like high school drama and keep the

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Speaker 3: You want to talk cry about somebody.

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Speaker 4: Drama on these boards.

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Speaker 3: Anyhow, we're trying to put out the flames here. So

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Speaker 3: are you seeing anything.

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Speaker 4: From him here?

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Speaker 3: It is we're getting pops.

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Speaker 2: See what we got?

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Speaker 3: She says, Okay, what a picture with the flip phone

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Speaker 4: In all, honestly, I showed my wife and she kind

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Speaker 2: That's a sweet response from him. He's actually coming to

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Speaker 4: But I did not expect that, So don't feel bad.

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Speaker 4: I'm sticking to bullet points from now on.

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Speaker 2: That guy came from the middle finger back to this.

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Speaker 4: Yeah. I think this is success, definite least success.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and he took your constructive criticism on his long

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Speaker 2: He's probably so happy he's gonna stop emailing.

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Speaker 3: Ye oh my, Okay, So I feel like at this

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Speaker 3: point we're good. You shut up.

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Speaker 2: Now you need to write her back one more time

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Speaker 2: and just say, yeah, I'll be dropping off a bottle

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Speaker 3: You should still do you.

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Speaker 4: Know what I mean. I definitely will do that. Definitely.

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Speaker 3: Just don't show up already drinking someone. I'm so sorry.

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Speaker 1: I'm not drinking wine. I'm drinking vodka. Okay, So if

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Speaker 4: Okay, Samantha, Okay, this is a win win, and I

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Speaker 4: get shorter emails on top of it.

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Speaker 1: Successful edition of Textual Healing. Please nobody else from Hoa's

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Speaker 1: text in Brook Jeffrey in the.

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Speaker 2: Morning, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 1: Why do I feel like our listener Samantha and that

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Speaker 1: dude's wife are gonna instantly hit it off, and they're

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Speaker 1: gonna hang out and high five each other, and the

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Speaker 2: That's gonna be why yes one Wednesday's girl.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, oh my god, you think his emails are bad.

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Speaker 1: At least you don't have to sit through his dumb

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Speaker 1: slideshow presentations after we get back from a vacation.

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Speaker 3: God, well, you.

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Speaker 2: Could tell by how quickly he shrank away from his

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Speaker 2: middle finger text. Then he's been beaten down before.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, guy, he's trying to clap back at a woman

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Speaker 1: who's come after him and he never comes out of

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Speaker 1: yeah and no. But you know what, if you want to,

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Speaker 1: I give you full permission to talk crap about all

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Speaker 1: of us. If you hit subscribe on the podcast right now.

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Speaker 2: Send the link of this podcast to everybody you know

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Speaker 2: and tell him how terrible it is. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: So God, that guy jeff too. His voice is so

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Speaker 1: sultry and masculine.

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Speaker 2: Ugh, that's not insulting, you thought, Well

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Speaker 3: Whatever insult you want to come up with,