Speaker 1: Pungebob and Patrick. I had to call back because my
Speaker 1: last nope, actually this voice spe that. Man, you're not
Speaker 1: even starting. We're not even I'm not even going down
Speaker 1: this road. That's crazy. No, no, no, nope, nope, nope.
Speaker 1: You a while you came into nasty that that was crazy.
Speaker 1: That sucked that. That's a mean way to speak with
Speaker 1: really rude. We still have lives. He's got a bad spirit.
Speaker 1: Why would we listen to you. We still control this.
Speaker 1: That's a that's that's a I'm gonna be thinking about
Speaker 1: that the whole time you're talking. You just fucked my
Speaker 1: weekend up because and this is what pisces me off.
Speaker 1: I immediately knew who was ye. Why did you even
Speaker 1: bring that far? I'm saying, of course you're so mean.
Speaker 1: It's so mean. You're just hitting a lot of points.
Speaker 1: It's not just that you're larger.
Speaker 2: He's working well.
Speaker 1: The guys smart. I give him the SpongeBob is a
Speaker 1: little gay. Yeah, it'll get Yeah, it's just everything about
Speaker 1: it's one of em, A grown man. No chartless Patrick shirtless,
Speaker 1: that sails.
Speaker 3: Racist money.
Speaker 1: Stuff. I can't tell me. I used to think about
Speaker 1: immature thing, you know, like do you love me? Do
Speaker 1: you want me?
Speaker 2: Are you gonna call me?
Speaker 1: Is this really your real phone number? Welcome to another
Speaker 1: phenomenal episode of My Mama Told Me the podcast.
Speaker 4: That's when we dive deep into the pockets of black
Speaker 4: conspiracy theories.
Speaker 1: And we finally worked to prove you guessed it nothing,
Speaker 1: not a goddamn thing. This is not self help. I
Speaker 1: know nothing for you.
Speaker 4: All I know is I got a leather banded watch
Speaker 4: and a driver's license.
Speaker 1: You beat Oh crazy? That was pretty cool. That's the Yeah,
Speaker 1: that was a That was a declaration. Here's what I
Speaker 1: will say about the work that we do, and it
Speaker 1: isn't I'm sorry. It is important work. It is important work.
Speaker 1: I think. I think the fact that we are so brave,
Speaker 1: audacious even to declare how little we're healthy, is the
Speaker 1: truest thing that you could do as a podcast host.
Speaker 1: It's it's it's definitely not helped us monetarily. No, it's
Speaker 1: it's it's financially not serving us as much as I
Speaker 1: would like.
Speaker 4: We actually should lie to you guys more. Yeah, hey,
Speaker 4: get better help. It helped me and Langston, Yeah, like
Speaker 4: we ever slept Mattress A little.
Speaker 1: Of that Meil Robins even not her name, Mel Meil. Uh,
Speaker 1: what's her name, Meil? Yeah, Mel Robbins, the lady who
Speaker 1: is sort of like the craze now of trickery. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we just need some trickery so we can make some money.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: She's telling people nonsense with like no backing. Oh yeah yeah,
Speaker 1: I saw at signified video about her. Yeah, and everybody's
Speaker 1: just going crazy for it because because she puts on
Speaker 1: glasses and talks stern bro.
Speaker 4: That's what we gotta get on. I'm telling you we
Speaker 4: I think if you lie for two years, you could
Speaker 4: live for life.
Speaker 1: That's so true.
Speaker 4: If you come out, if you come out and lie crazy.
Speaker 1: But you gotta keep like you gotta keep your eyes straight. Yeah,
Speaker 1: no you can't. You can't.
Speaker 4: You can't box with dog two years. You just have
Speaker 4: to like lie to the camera. I think you can
Speaker 4: get rich enough that you get the.
Speaker 1: You gotta get mad when people say you're lying, Yeah,
Speaker 1: how how dare you? You? Don't you? How dare you
Speaker 1: kill your daughter? Sir?
Speaker 4: I fuck you and your grandpa? Yeah, but I think
Speaker 4: if you can get that off, if you could get
Speaker 4: that off for real, bag, you could do it.
Speaker 1: Do it?
Speaker 4: I really, I really need to not be so obsessed
Speaker 4: with short term money. That's what I worry about a lot.
Speaker 4: I think about life in terms of licks. No oh no,
Speaker 4: it can't just be licks out here. Man feels so
Speaker 4: much where I'm just like like where you just like, I.
Speaker 1: Can't just be hitting licks.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Like I'll just be like, damn, damn, that was
Speaker 4: a good one. That shit closed up, all right, I
Speaker 4: gotta go, you know what I mean, And then I
Speaker 4: gotta go to the other one.
Speaker 1: I think some of that, though, is the business we
Speaker 1: work in. Like our entire business is hitting a lick. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because I'm not a criminal. I've never been like a
Speaker 1: successful criminal. But even if you're a successful comedian, entertainer,
Speaker 1: whatever whatever we're calling ourselves at this point, it's a lick.
Speaker 1: All it is is this like, Oh, I hit a
Speaker 1: lick and I got enough money to carry me through
Speaker 1: whatever next year, and I got to hit another lick
Speaker 1: to be able to carry me another That's what I mean.
Speaker 4: That's like how I look at it, and I'm like, Okay,
Speaker 4: at some point, Michael Jordan will fall and I'll have
Speaker 4: to go do something else, like you just like that's like,
Speaker 4: but I think that you gotta think better than that.
Speaker 1: I think there's an elevated thinking. I do think there's
Speaker 1: an elevated thinking. I think this may be makes for
Speaker 1: a nice segue into something I've been thinking about. This
Speaker 1: is this and welcome to My Mama told me I'm
Speaker 1: Langston and we we are here is just a David
Speaker 1: and Langston episode. We just gonna talk some shit and
Speaker 1: listen to some voicemail. Let's go. This is a joke,
Speaker 1: Netflix is a joke is happening, and somehow still nobody
Speaker 1: wanted to hang out with us. It's the most famous people.
Speaker 1: We've benefited so little from this festival and the collection
Speaker 1: of famous black people that have all descended upon Los Angeles.
Speaker 1: We're saying we're on the festival. Absolutely, we just blew
Speaker 1: it completely. Nothing good came of it.
Speaker 4: I was just at a barbecue. I saw twelve black people.
Speaker 4: I didn't tell any of them to come.
Speaker 1: And say, hey, brothers, follow me. I got some microphones
Speaker 1: in West Hollywood. I got conversation about Loopiz. I said,
Speaker 1: I bring that up to this is something I've been
Speaker 1: thinking about that I think is important. I think the
Speaker 1: song ninety nine Problems really gave black people a unfair
Speaker 1: interpretation of interacting with the police. Expand I think at
Speaker 1: that end, when jay Z is giving out all the
Speaker 1: explanations of why he doesn't have to open his trunk
Speaker 1: or comply with that officer's demands, it's putting a lot
Speaker 1: of niggas who thought that they learned something from that
Speaker 1: song in unfortunate circumstances. Oh yeah, you gotta be careful
Speaker 1: with what jay Z teaches. Yeah, I think I think
Speaker 1: that lesson. That lesson is complicated because you do hear
Speaker 1: that song and you're like, yeah, it really gave me confidence.
Speaker 1: And yeah, at the police, I was like that the
Speaker 1: law says I don't have to open it, And I
Speaker 1: don't know if that's the law. I don't know.
Speaker 4: I don't even my glove compartments also never locked. I
Speaker 4: don't have a keyp for it. I've never once locked it.
Speaker 1: I don't know how. Yeah, and what do you Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm not putting a list of substances in it, and
Speaker 1: I'm certainly and ain't no gun. But but on the
Speaker 1: on the flip side, i'd like to. I would love it.
Speaker 5: Man.
Speaker 4: I fantasize if I having a car gun dog Okay,
Speaker 4: I'm really glad that you're with me on that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it made me feel crazy. You would also, doesn't
Speaker 1: it seem cool to have a gun in the bro
Speaker 1: when I was a.
Speaker 4: Kid, like a like a little I want like a
Speaker 4: little er Yeah, like a thirty eight My papa's best
Speaker 4: friend when I was growing up, my grandfather's best friend
Speaker 4: growing up.
Speaker 1: I get it, uh, I just you know, it felt
Speaker 1: weird just to look you in the eyes while I.
Speaker 4: Said yeah, yeah, and you said popa the way I
Speaker 4: assume you said it as a little boy, yep, which
Speaker 4: was funny.
Speaker 1: I miss him. Yeah, he was good. He was a
Speaker 1: good guy. But his best friend was a dude who
Speaker 1: kept a gun in his car and everybody knew it.
Speaker 1: And it was my favorite thing about him. Yeah, that
Speaker 1: was that used to be a guy you could be.
Speaker 1: It was a guy and he was like kind of
Speaker 1: a little bit of like more of a shit talker. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and you knew it because he had that gun in
Speaker 1: the car. Yeah, and you're like, damn, Mort, don't mess
Speaker 1: with him. Mort. Yeah, this is a good old Jewish.
Speaker 1: That's a good old and he was a war vet,
Speaker 1: so he's killed people before. He wants to kill again,
Speaker 1: he's been waiting on it. Man, he's had to wait
Speaker 1: fifty years. We could get car guns now, I don't think, well, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: we can technically, but I thought about it. California is
Speaker 1: a tough place to be a car gun guy. I
Speaker 1: think it's not. But we just go to Vegacy get
Speaker 1: the guns. No, I'm not worried about the oh, the
Speaker 1: instruments as much as all worried about the legality and
Speaker 1: sort of like the the There are so many laws
Speaker 1: around guns in California that even having the weapon requires
Speaker 1: a type of explanation that scares me.
Speaker 4: Yeah, honestly, I just tried to sign up for a
Speaker 4: shooting class in general and then the cops emailed me,
Speaker 4: and I don't like that at all.
Speaker 1: That's who runs the shooting class.
Speaker 4: No, I know that now because I was like, oh,
Speaker 4: it be funny and you and then now the cops
Speaker 4: are emailing.
Speaker 1: Me and I don't even want to do this. It
Speaker 1: really sucks.
Speaker 4: I am from the West. I am from a bullshit
Speaker 4: state where I do still think in my head that
Speaker 4: you could just like drive out somewhere and shoot it.
Speaker 4: And I know that that's not really.
Speaker 1: You can, but you're close to here, but you can't
Speaker 1: with training. You if you want to go shoot a
Speaker 1: gun tomorrow, I know a place where we can go
Speaker 1: shoot guns. How did you start with that? But I'm
Speaker 1: saying that like I thought you wanted to like go
Speaker 1: through an actual course. Oh, I'd like to do that
Speaker 1: as well. But I want to go all right, we're good. Oh,
Speaker 1: I know, let's let's get Yeah. Yeah, you don't have to,
Speaker 1: we just will do it row. Yeah, that's what I like.
Speaker 1: We ain't got a train. Yeah, we don't even have
Speaker 1: to have film it. I shot a fifty cow with
Speaker 1: no training. Bro, I just had a dude tell me
Speaker 1: what to do, and I say, can I put my
Speaker 1: cheek on it? He said yeah? And then I said,
Speaker 1: all right, I want to nestle up. And then and
Speaker 1: then I shot it. I said, get this monster away
Speaker 1: from me. That's a scary size gun. That's a scary
Speaker 1: size Gunther was seven feet long. Can I tell you
Speaker 1: another fantasy I've had besides a car gun? Please?
Speaker 4: I want to drive a car with no shirt on.
Speaker 4: Why'd you do that? I can't read it? No, I
Speaker 4: can't read it, and I'm scared. I'm excited about it.
Speaker 4: I just I was driving around, I was like, man,
Speaker 4: it would be cool. You know what, Okay, I will be honest.
Speaker 4: I first thought naked, and then I was like, that's
Speaker 4: too much, that's insane. I literally, I'm not making this up.
Speaker 4: I literally the other day, and this is part of
Speaker 4: why my reaction was.
Speaker 1: My reaction is the other day I saw a dude
Speaker 1: in his car shirtless but couldn't tell if he was naked,
Speaker 1: and that's you don't want to do that to people around.
Speaker 1: And part of it is he's driving like a Hyundai
Speaker 1: and it ain't. It ain't an open roof. It's not
Speaker 1: like he didn't have the windows. Now, he's just in
Speaker 1: there with his shirt off free. It's not wind blowing
Speaker 1: on his chest. It's just a man in privacy, which
Speaker 1: then makes it feel like nudity. I think you need
Speaker 1: some I think windows. So in my head, windows down,
Speaker 1: sunglasses on, that's nice. You got some roof I got them.
Speaker 1: It doesn't open, but I got the whole glass. Oh
Speaker 1: it's all glass. Yeah, yeah, I understood. Damn. I think
Speaker 1: it would still be cool. I think so. I think
Speaker 1: I think the way you should really treat yourself is
Speaker 1: go on vacation, get yourself a convertible, pop that shirt off,
Speaker 1: pop them sunglasses on, and do it right. Maybe for
Speaker 1: my honeymoon. We're going to Dahi. That's nice. Yeah, black
Speaker 1: sand Yeah, right on the wrong side of the street.
Speaker 1: And is it wrong side of the street there, I
Speaker 1: don't know. I ain't never been. Yeah, you can go
Speaker 1: to the It's not even crazy to go to I
Speaker 1: believe you. Yeah, but yeah, treat yourself. I don't think
Speaker 1: you want to be driving to record with me. I
Speaker 1: was gonna do list. I was gonna do it. Back
Speaker 1: from the gym was my first thought. I was like,
Speaker 1: because that's like a mile two miles, yeah, And then like,
Speaker 1: because I don't want to develop a habit either. I
Speaker 1: like back from the gym though, because I will say
Speaker 1: that getting back in the car after a bit a
Speaker 1: gym session is least favorite part of it sucks. You
Speaker 1: stink and you're sweaty and you are cold on your
Speaker 1: back and that's uncomfortable.
Speaker 4: And I'm so weird about the gym to where it's like, bro,
Speaker 4: I bring so many shirts to the gym, but then
Speaker 4: I'd be bringing another shirt just I don't shower there,
Speaker 4: so I bring another shirt just to wear out because
Speaker 4: the shirt I was wearing was sweaty. But then I'm
Speaker 4: getting back into the car, you know what I mean.
Speaker 4: It feels like too. It would be so much easier
Speaker 4: if I was just a shirt off dry.
Speaker 1: You're doing better than me. I'd just be getting in
Speaker 1: there sweaty and making my cars think for a few hours. Really, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't think it's a good plan. No. I worry
Speaker 1: that the leather is gonna soak up my my, my brother.
Speaker 1: That's where you fucked up because I got no leather. Okay, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: all right, it's fuzzy. Yeah that's good. That's good. That's
Speaker 1: that's the benefit of claw. Yeah, yeah, you get it stinky,
Speaker 1: you don't give a fuck.
Speaker 4: Yeah, man, I even really wanting to act up in
Speaker 4: the car now. I feel like because I got I've
Speaker 4: gotten comfortable. Now I'm like whipping it and now I'm
Speaker 4: like I want to do crazy.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I do think modern luxuries are trapp in some ways. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Like leather is more a prison than it is like, uh,
Speaker 1: it's a sexy vibe. It's sexy in there, but but
Speaker 1: after a while it's just upkeep and I got that
Speaker 1: white leather or like that beige leather. Yeah.
Speaker 4: So I'm like, the kids get in the back and
Speaker 4: I'm like, I'm like staring at him, trying.
Speaker 1: Hey, don't open that. No, don't. We're not doing no
Speaker 1: crumbly snacks. Why does it say that on the what's
Speaker 1: it saying on the ceiling? Now? Yeah, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean.
Speaker 4: So I'm like, and that's what I never had to
Speaker 4: worry about that. I even honestly, why did you bring
Speaker 4: uses the car? I'm like, hey, there's red bulcan in there.
Speaker 1: Take it easy, big girl. I'm just you know, it's
Speaker 1: just weird because I feel like you clean out your
Speaker 1: car after you drinking it. Yeah, why'd you leave your
Speaker 1: shit my car? Yeah? Yeah, And I'm oh, man, i
Speaker 1: was a hope. Oh you went to sprouts. Oh you're
Speaker 1: being passive aggress You'll get there, man, I've been. I've been.
Speaker 1: I've been going to sprouts a lot. But you'll get
Speaker 1: full aggressive soon. No, I'll take It'll take some years
Speaker 1: before you reach a plane where you go like, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna say it. I'm not.
Speaker 4: And I'm interested in that because when we hang out
Speaker 4: with couples who've been married longer, they're mean to each
Speaker 4: other in front of people in a way that we
Speaker 4: will only do behind closed door, Like married couples would
Speaker 4: just be like, oh yeah, because Langston can't.
Speaker 1: Read, yeah you know, yeah yeah, and you're you're smart
Speaker 1: to point out an actual insecurity I have. Well that's
Speaker 1: the way I play it. You play that well, that
Speaker 1: is a real thing that does come up. Man. If
Speaker 1: I couldn't read, I don't think I would. I would
Speaker 1: probably not get laid for a while to try to
Speaker 1: fix that.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I mean, I think there's only two ways to play it.
Speaker 1: I think you either really focus and try to make
Speaker 1: the best of it Fantasia Marino style. Uh and shout
Speaker 1: out to Fantasia. You you were confronted with with some violent,
Speaker 1: nasty talk regarding your illiteracy, and you said, nay, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna make a difference. I appreciate that. I really respect
Speaker 1: that you went out there and you did the work.
Speaker 1: You did the learning. Congratulations, Fantasia. Some people can't even
Speaker 1: learn and swim. You learned to read. You fucking those
Speaker 1: were just squigglies before you started. Do you think you
Speaker 1: would have?
Speaker 7: It was looking at squigglyes like what the fuck? And
Speaker 7: then they stopped being squiggly, get this ship out of
Speaker 7: my face. And then you said, oh it's the Bible.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, that means Halapano.
Speaker 4: Well, turns out I like Mexican food, because that would
Speaker 4: be the hardest thing ordering.
Speaker 1: This is a really funny story my grandfather, who I
Speaker 1: didn't know. This is a different ground. This isn't Papa.
Speaker 1: I don't miss this nigga at all. Damn. I didn't know.
Speaker 1: He wasn't a good man. I don't know point being.
Speaker 1: One of the few sort of like warm stories my
Speaker 1: mother ever told about him was one time he took
Speaker 1: my grandmother out to like a fancy dinner. This was
Speaker 1: like him, like he had some money and he was
Speaker 1: he was an alcoholic. He wasn't a good guy. But
Speaker 1: like he's doing he's doing it right tonight. He's treating
Speaker 1: her to a nice dinner. They never go anywhere, they
Speaker 1: never eat anywhere. This is a big deal. And he
Speaker 1: takes her out and it's it's a restaurant in Greek
Speaker 1: Town in Detroit. They sit down and he's looking at
Speaker 1: the menu. He can't read. He's he doesn't know how
Speaker 1: to read at this point, and I assume he never did. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you don't. I don't think he like like sixty was
Speaker 1: like I got it. Lock in. I mean, after a while,
Speaker 1: it's like, what do I want to read? I'm I'm
Speaker 1: not doing it. I get pussy. I know how to
Speaker 1: read some lips, but he can't read. He takes her
Speaker 1: to dinner. They hand him a menu. He's never ordered
Speaker 1: at a restaurant where you sit down and have a menu.
Speaker 1: Whoa he took He didn't even dry raid. Don't go out, bro,
Speaker 1: this is the what a different time? This is the
Speaker 1: sixties seventies. They don't get he don't. He don't go nowhere.
Speaker 1: And when he does eat outside of his house, he
Speaker 1: eats trucks. He eats at at a restaurant where you
Speaker 1: just point to a number and go give me one
Speaker 1: of those or you know what they got you already
Speaker 1: know what you like over here? Yeah, And so he
Speaker 1: sits down at this restaurant. They give him the menu.
Speaker 1: They're sitting there, and then the waiter comes back. He goes, sir,
Speaker 1: what would you like? And he said, uh, let me
Speaker 1: get a dinner. Just give me a dinner. I know
Speaker 1: he's a bad guy, right, I know that he went
Speaker 1: through it in his life that's the most embarrassing shit
Speaker 1: I ever heard of my life. And then his his offspring.
Speaker 1: Just that's the story they tell about the warmest they have.
Speaker 1: That was his night. That was his night. Yeah, look
Speaker 1: at you laughing. That was his night. Yeah. But they
Speaker 1: I bet you they got him at dinner. I I
Speaker 1: bet you they went. They put their their heads together
Speaker 1: and they figured out what a dinner means to him. Damn,
Speaker 1: just give me a dinner, he said, Let me get
Speaker 1: a dinner. I had a buddy whose grandpa couldn't read,
Speaker 1: and he said his grandpa would always order cheeseburgers everywhere
Speaker 1: they went. Smart man, Yeah, because it was just like
Speaker 1: they got it. Yeah, they probably got it. Even fancy
Speaker 1: restaurants got one of those. He also said, when he
Speaker 1: was little, though, as grandpa used to read him the paper. Fuck,
Speaker 1: He's like, and you ain't gonna believe this.
Speaker 8: Dinosaurs are back, which is funny because it's like the
Speaker 8: one person who knows you doesn't know you can't read.
Speaker 1: Yeah, let me tell you what's going on. It's like, listen,
Speaker 1: I may be an idiot, but I'm smarter than him.
Speaker 4: And that's really the best reason I say to have
Speaker 4: kids I think about that. Sometimes I just don't. I
Speaker 4: want to be like smarter in the house.
Speaker 1: Make people you're smarter than Yeah, my wife is so
Speaker 1: much smarter than me. Brother, it's embarrassing. My wife is
Speaker 1: smarter than me.
Speaker 4: And the intangibles too, like not just like she knows stuff,
Speaker 4: but just like intuitive.
Speaker 1: She can figure things out that I can't figure out.
Speaker 1: There'll be stuff that I've been like marinating on all
Speaker 1: day that i want to talk to her about, and
Speaker 1: then I'll serve up my side of it and sure
Speaker 1: immediately swatted out the air in a way that makes
Speaker 1: me feel crazy. Yeah, I go like, okay, well then
Speaker 1: then I'm a fucking idiot. You also, yeah, it almost
Speaker 1: makes you not want to share everything now. I don't
Speaker 1: want to share it because I'm stupid.
Speaker 4: Yeah, sometimes I want to win on my own, just
Speaker 4: to tell her that I didn't need you to.
Speaker 1: By the way I solved the problem today, you don't
Speaker 1: need to know what it was. Don't worry about it.
Speaker 1: There's none of your business, bitch.
Speaker 9: It was a blue job. We got blue jobs. Just
Speaker 9: telling me, oh yeah, dog, pup, that's right job, your dog.
Speaker 9: As soon as I walked in the house, your dog
Speaker 9: greeted me. She was so happy to see me.
Speaker 1: And then she she sat for a moment, and then
Speaker 1: she walked over towards towards a corner of your carpet,
Speaker 1: and she hurled, sucked what looked almost identical to ship.
Speaker 1: It sucked. It looked almost identical to a pudding textured shit.
Speaker 4: Sometimes I feel like the dogs put me through humiliation ruscause,
Speaker 4: like sometimes also the other day, we're walking, yeah, and uh,
Speaker 4: there was a there was a sign for some school,
Speaker 4: some religious school, that was on the ground.
Speaker 1: That's where she ships on the sign.
Speaker 4: And then I'm standing there like on the corner like,
Speaker 4: oh no, and she's just shitting on this Jewish day
Speaker 4: school sign. And I'm like, bitch, this feels on purpose.
Speaker 4: This is they're trying to fuck me in this neighborhood.
Speaker 1: This is not the right time for those antics. The
Speaker 1: geopolitics that you're playing in, do you realize the optics.
Speaker 1: I'm in shoe business. I work in shoe business. I've
Speaker 1: got a lot of people who send their kids to
Speaker 1: that day's school. And then it's the longest ship in
Speaker 1: the world. Of course, she took her time. Ah man.
Speaker 1: She Sometimes you feel like she said, I didn't you
Speaker 1: up a little bit? I did it? I feel that way.
Speaker 4: I like with the puke because like, you couldn't have
Speaker 4: puked after Langton. Why'd you puke when we were in
Speaker 4: the room.
Speaker 10: No.
Speaker 1: The second she felt that, she was like, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: I'm gonna throw up right now, and I want you
Speaker 1: to see it, and I want your friend to see
Speaker 1: it too.
Speaker 4: And then I had to steam clean it all pink jumps.
Speaker 4: You did a great job, I did. I did do that.
Speaker 1: And I was like when she went Alana came home,
Speaker 1: I was like, what do you think she puked that?
Speaker 1: I bet you yeah. What do you think she peered
Speaker 1: secrets safe with me? Baby boom? Thank god we got
Speaker 1: that close. We gotta I got that thing. We We
Speaker 1: are gonna listen to some voicemails. I'm excited. We're gonna
Speaker 1: play some fun voicemails. We're gonna talk some ship. You
Speaker 1: all continue to send us your your beautiful, glowing, amazing voicemails,
Speaker 1: and we continue to appreciate them. So let's listen to
Speaker 1: see voices. Our listeners have good voices. For the most part.
Speaker 1: They do have good voices, even when they're bad. They're
Speaker 1: like animated in a way. We were like, yeah, here's
Speaker 1: what I like about our listeners. These motherfuckers are interesting characters.
Speaker 1: We we got a lot of characters calling us. I
Speaker 1: think it's because we're so weird that I think we
Speaker 1: attract weirdos. We had somebody tell us that he uh
Speaker 1: recently and and he did tell us, I've been thinking
Speaker 1: about it a lot. What I like about y'all, but
Speaker 1: you're so fucking weird. That was pretty much to me.
Speaker 1: That was that we were taking a meeting with somebody
Speaker 1: who we respect a lot respect and he was like,
Speaker 1: what I like about young You're black, You're fucking weird.
Speaker 1: He was like, there's not of black and weird, y'all.
Speaker 1: He said, y'all, nigga's black weird. He said, there is
Speaker 1: weird and black, y'all. Ain't that y'all black and weird?
Speaker 1: Which I think it's fair. That's how I've always I
Speaker 1: took it as a compliment, but I do think about it,
Speaker 1: and it's lightly concerned tone in my head as well.
Speaker 4: It's a lot easier to be black and weird. It's
Speaker 4: easier than it ever has been to be back black
Speaker 4: and weird. Though I think it was a lot harder before.
Speaker 1: I was really having to push a lot of stuff down.
Speaker 1: Throughout most of my life, I was really having a
Speaker 1: dress like everybody try to like you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: not it's not yeah, but now it's like so it's
Speaker 1: like it's almost played it. It is oversaturated the market
Speaker 1: a little bit. But what it a black widow being
Speaker 1: black weirdo. But I will say what excites me is
Speaker 1: that also continues to push me to innovate the space. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna let a motherfucker out weird me. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: And if you really let me get going, you won't.
Speaker 1: I'll be like me, it's fucked up in here. You
Speaker 1: might be able to out nasty me. You might be
Speaker 1: able to out nasty me. You're probably smarter than me
Speaker 1: and than.
Speaker 11: You.
Speaker 1: You don't have the Jaden lyrics like I got. That's right. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think at some point you we if we just
Speaker 1: get down to the nooks and crannies of it, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna win this race. Yeah. I'm probably weird. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: even weird enough that it's a burden. It's hard. I'm
Speaker 1: driving around trying to be naked that's not cool. No,
Speaker 1: it's not cool. I thought that went without saying that's
Speaker 1: not cool. Even though you say it, I don't except
Speaker 1: it's not even no, no, it's still my cool man. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I got that. That's what I can't shake you off
Speaker 1: of it. No, no, no, no no no. If I
Speaker 1: had like some kind of secret island or something, I'll
Speaker 1: drive a car naked. Yeah, I figure it out. I
Speaker 1: think you deserve it. Thanks. Man. Let's get you a
Speaker 1: big old property. Yeah, and then you can do whatever
Speaker 1: you want to. Yeah, but I want to drive like
Speaker 1: in traffic. That's what I was worried about. That's the worry.
Speaker 1: That's the one that makes me go, hey man, stop that. Yeah.
Speaker 1: But I'm not here to yuck yong yam. I'm here
Speaker 1: to listen to voicemails with you. Okay, let's do that.
Speaker 1: Let's let's play that first one.
Speaker 11: Oh right, here go all right, Damn, that's crazy. I
Speaker 11: got an you an ask ship to say, big fan
Speaker 11: of the podcast, this isn't as much as a conspiracy,
Speaker 11: but more of.
Speaker 12: Like a theory.
Speaker 11: Anyway. I remember back like circa late you know, you know,
Speaker 11: early twenty tens at least, that's when it came to
Speaker 11: my consciousness. We had a lot of black puppets in media,
Speaker 11: and I feel like we had like an era, you know,
Speaker 11: had Cousins Speeter, we had Thirst from the Spike commercials.
Speaker 1: We had Little Penny, MVT.
Speaker 11: Puppets with Lebron and Kobe just the name of few.
Speaker 11: So a lot of puppets in the media. But then nowadays,
Speaker 11: you know, you don't see so many puff and colors
Speaker 11: uh represented, And I feel like, I don't know, I
Speaker 11: don't exactly know why, Like, do you guys have any
Speaker 11: have any any uh have any thoughts?
Speaker 1: Uh? You know.
Speaker 11: Also maybe I remember or I don't remember, but I
Speaker 11: heard they had a black Session Street character like Roosevelt Franklin.
Speaker 11: One of the criticisms was his demeanor might have been racist,
Speaker 11: a little stereotypical. So maybe with the Cousin Skeeter and
Speaker 11: Thirst and the m v P puppets, that was some
Speaker 11: of the backlash, and they overcorrected, uh to a lack
Speaker 11: of U puppet representation, you know, black puppet representation at all.
Speaker 11: I don't know, it makes sense.
Speaker 1: You're making a lot and a lot of time go by.
Speaker 11: You really are talking making the sandals here.
Speaker 12: This is crazy for me.
Speaker 13: But yeah, take your time.
Speaker 6: No.
Speaker 11: Twenty twenty six, all type of different ship.
Speaker 4: Yeah, oh it cut off. No, he's a piece. I
Speaker 4: will say, I don't think puppet is our best medium.
Speaker 4: Oh interesting, I think you. I think the greatness of
Speaker 4: what we are I think is muddled by puppets.
Speaker 1: I don't disagree with that. I think it takes away
Speaker 1: a lot of our skills. I think eyes are flat.
Speaker 1: I think that certainly puppet technology has not yet mastered
Speaker 1: black mannerisms.
Speaker 4: It's too like it's always like every puppet like this,
Speaker 4: yeah you know what I mean, and like there's no athleticism,
Speaker 4: there's no I never seen a sexy puppet, No, I do.
Speaker 4: I think as the people were very sexy. I will
Speaker 4: say this, puppets were big titties.
Speaker 1: I think big titties for sure. I think Miss Piggy
Speaker 1: has had some moments where I went, hey, there, hey,
Speaker 1: that big girl. You ever seen that video of that
Speaker 1: picture online with whether she got a nipple out? You know,
Speaker 1: I was in that vigdeo that's my background screen.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I just I think puppets don't. I don't think
Speaker 4: puppets translate all that great. Because he's eater. We all
Speaker 4: thought that was stupid.
Speaker 1: Though, right, that his cousin was just a puppet. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it didn't need to be a puppet. It truly never
Speaker 1: made a moment of sense to me that he was
Speaker 1: somehow because they acknowledged he was a puppet. Yeah, it
Speaker 1: wasn't like they were like, oh, you're the same as
Speaker 1: a Skeeter. No, this is our weird little cousin who's
Speaker 1: a puppet. Yeah, who's gonna teach Robert Richard about love?
Speaker 4: I just like, yeah, cousin Skeeter should have been a smaller,
Speaker 4: darker skinned, cooler dude. It should have just been a guy.
Speaker 4: And in that I don't like that the puppet took
Speaker 4: away work from what could have been a black actor.
Speaker 1: It should have been Beatle Juice.
Speaker 4: That's a whole other show, Robert Richard and Beatles Juice
Speaker 4: running around learning life lessons.
Speaker 1: If you really want this, this tiny freak. I don't
Speaker 1: know if Beatles is allowed in middle school. No, you shouldn't,
Speaker 1: be completely honest. You don't know what he's gonna do
Speaker 1: in there. Yeah he's your horny. That guy's crazy, yeah,
Speaker 1: crazy with horn But like, think about it, there could
Speaker 1: be like a tiny, a small, cool black kid. Who's
Speaker 1: the little boy? He was in everything for a minute. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I know you're talking. You know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 1: He should have done it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he would have been great. That's Beyonce pouring sugar
Speaker 4: on my dick. That little boy make him Cousin Skeeter.
Speaker 1: He would have been great. Cousins. Yeah, man, Orlando Jones,
Speaker 1: probably Brown. That was about say Jones would be cool. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: Orlando Brown could have done it. Orlando Brown could have
Speaker 1: done it. Then maybe had he done it, because it
Speaker 1: did feel very Orlando Brown coded.
Speaker 4: I think maybe they tried and like maybe the contract
Speaker 4: wasn't right or something. Oh that's interesting, money wasn't right.
Speaker 4: His cousin Skeeter looks a lot like Orlando Brown, and
Speaker 4: cousin Skeeter operated like a person a lot uh huh
Speaker 4: like where it was like.
Speaker 1: I don't like it. Yeah, I didn't like cousin Skeeter. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I remember enjoying it a lot, but I can't imagine revisiting.
Speaker 4: But did you enjoy it or did you just like
Speaker 4: all the black shows as a kid, because I had
Speaker 4: a pretty high talk. I liked all the I wasn't
Speaker 4: super discerning with all the black I just liked them.
Speaker 1: I I, now that I'm older, have a lot of
Speaker 1: trouble telling what I enjoyed versus what I accepted because
Speaker 1: that was what was available. Yeah, and you were just
Speaker 1: hanging on childhood was chaotic. Yeah, you're just like, No,
Speaker 1: I need I need TV right now, and this is
Speaker 1: this is helpful, and let me watch Cousinskeeter and Robert Richard. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Saint Roger, Robert Richard, I believe so he did that
Speaker 1: right the Rechard which it also brother. That sounds close
Speaker 1: to something we don't say, but does it it? I'm
Speaker 1: really gurious now they I will say, in his in
Speaker 1: in his Wikipedia, they do not is American known for Yeah,
Speaker 1: they do not say it's different. So it says Robert
Speaker 1: Richard on his Wikipedia. No, it says Robert Richard on
Speaker 1: his Wikipedia. But it doesn't have any information about his parents.
Speaker 1: But he is of Louisiana Creole descent. It's it's French.
Speaker 4: We all think that Richard sounds like no, we all
Speaker 4: he hear for sure, So maybe it is, because otherwise
Speaker 4: why would you have picked it?
Speaker 1: M man? I thought Robert Richard was going to the top.
Speaker 1: I saw a big I saw a big future. I
Speaker 1: really thought he had it. Yeah, and I think he
Speaker 1: did have it back when media could section off the
Speaker 1: way that it used to Like there was there was
Speaker 1: black TV, but then there was like family friendly black TV,
Speaker 1: and then there was the like really there was so
Speaker 1: much black TV and you could really fucking Eve had
Speaker 1: a show. I always forget it for a long time.
Speaker 1: And she wasn't even named Eve. What's the show called Eve?
Speaker 1: Her name wasn't Eve on the show? No, it makes
Speaker 1: no sense.
Speaker 4: That's the one upn show. I can't barely remember it.
Speaker 4: It was called Eve though it was called Eve? Was
Speaker 4: the was the was the intro? Who's that girl?
Speaker 1: Oh? That I don't remember? Yeah, her name in the
Speaker 1: show was Shelley Williams. That ain't e Ef.
Speaker 4: They should have made a cartoon and called it pit
Speaker 4: Pull and the Skirts. I would watched the ship out
Speaker 4: of that.
Speaker 1: Yeah. They should have just a tattoo on the titty
Speaker 1: miss yeah yeah, yeah, walking around giving people hell. It
Speaker 1: was crazy that she called herself pit pull in the skirt.
Speaker 1: It was a great that early run. She went crazy
Speaker 1: even so good. You know what? So I missed what Gianningers,
Speaker 1: what yeah, can't touch that ship was so good. She
Speaker 1: had a run. Yeah yeah yeah, and we we knew
Speaker 1: her whole ship and we never like we were like Eve.
Speaker 1: She the scariest one in the rough. Yeah. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's the baddest motherfucker. She fus until they come. Yeah. Remember,
Speaker 1: of course, that was when I thought Dragon had a future.
Speaker 1: Dragon could have done it. Dragon really was was my
Speaker 1: favorite of the rough riders. And I'm embarrassed to say
Speaker 1: that now.
Speaker 4: Well it's you know what it was. It was a
Speaker 4: more accessible DMX. He rapped fast. Yeah, I thought it
Speaker 4: was pressive.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah he was. He was. His name was
Speaker 1: Dragon and he wrapped about fire. I got it. Yeah, DMX.
Speaker 1: I had the research to find out what dark man
Speaker 1: X ment exactly. Dragon's album was called the Opposite of
Speaker 1: H two. Oh I know what that is. Yeah. I
Speaker 1: liked him. Yeah, Dragon was great and he was little.
Speaker 1: I liked the little guy. Back then. The the to
Speaker 1: the question of puppets, Oh yeah, I have seen the
Speaker 1: Sesame Street character that is a black puppet, and I
Speaker 1: will say that until very recently, it was the only
Speaker 1: puppet that they were doing that was like human, and
Speaker 1: that sucked. I don't like that. I got to look
Speaker 1: that up.
Speaker 4: He was a human girl, so it was he's a puppet,
Speaker 4: so it was more merryingette than puppet.
Speaker 1: No I'm saying it looks like a puppet, but it
Speaker 1: but they weren't. They also have human people o the show.
Speaker 1: She looks like a fraggle rock. And that's what I'm saying,
Speaker 1: is like, why are you doing that if you want
Speaker 1: a little black girl to be like, make a little
Speaker 1: black girl or make a monster with the little black
Speaker 1: girl's voice. But she got she got a mom. And
Speaker 1: that's what I'm saying, is like, it's weird that they're
Speaker 1: just like, Okay, well now we got black people puppets,
Speaker 1: even though this whole time everybody was purple and blue
Speaker 1: and and I I say all this, I still very
Speaker 1: much believe in Sesame Street Street. But I do think
Speaker 1: they had to do a little course correction in their
Speaker 1: little imagination station trying to figure out how to not
Speaker 1: make black people monsters before everybody else didn't. They They
Speaker 1: did have an Asian one event. I think black came first.
Speaker 1: His name was Burt. You think bird Bird was a
Speaker 1: white man, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, deeply closeted white man.
Speaker 1: That's a white man who loved a cool Mexican guy.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, yeah, maybe had the show come out in
Speaker 4: nineteen ninety and their love would have been allowed to
Speaker 4: be celebrated out Loue.
Speaker 1: Absolutely are they people. The creators of Sesame Street have
Speaker 1: addressed it, and they claim that that is not true,
Speaker 1: that they are not They are just friends, just roommates,
Speaker 1: just roommates who like each other a lot and hang out,
Speaker 1: roommates who left their families to move together in the
Speaker 1: big city. And that is the troubling part because they
Speaker 1: will never pinpoint how old Burt and Ernie are. And
Speaker 1: as long as we don't have a sense of like,
Speaker 1: because is Ernie sixteen or is Ernie six I never
Speaker 1: even thought about Ernie being a kid. That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: He kind of moves like a man. Yeah, but also
Speaker 1: he's all he does is hang out with kids and
Speaker 1: do kids. Shit, let's move on. What is this guy?
Speaker 1: Let's listen to another voicemail. That's fair. It's concerning when
Speaker 1: you start unpacking because Bert before Bert behaves like a man.
Speaker 1: Bert is a man. Bert's a man who's been beaten down.
Speaker 4: I feel like Bert had a life, and then something
Speaker 4: happened and now he's on his second light. Yeah, Bert
Speaker 4: feels like he's been through the fire in a way
Speaker 4: that's like like it's like that anger comes from somewhere.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he had a he probably had a boat. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: he had He had a corporate job and he lost that.
Speaker 1: And now he sleeps in separate beds with his boyfriend
Speaker 1: who he can't say is his boyfriend, and he can't
Speaker 1: even show his face in Southlake Tahoe. He can never
Speaker 1: go back. I'm thinking of him getting off a Greyhound
Speaker 1: with a suitcase like, yeah, I'm home, but I time
Speaker 1: when he looks out, Yeah, he remembers those crystal blue water.
Speaker 1: He remembers baby, he remembers that black diamond that he
Speaker 1: broke his leg on the beach. Just felt leg and
Speaker 1: it was a big day. He had fun but also tragedy.
Speaker 1: All right, we need to take a break. We're gonna
Speaker 1: take a break. More more David more Langston more.
Speaker 2: Ma mama told me, and we're back for real.
Speaker 1: Just sat right here in my car.
Speaker 10: I had a pending vanilla r and me offending me
Speaker 10: offend uh infinitefend in me. He penefended me, pen if
Speaker 10: I had one.
Speaker 1: Oh man, some of y'all have been asking, what would
Speaker 1: porky pick sound like if it was from the hood,
Speaker 1: if it was just a realized nigga. That is a
Speaker 1: hard word. It's an epiphany. If you ain't, if you
Speaker 1: ain't practiced it. Yeah, if you don't have it, that
Speaker 1: beat your ass. Yeah, it's not like you can't sound
Speaker 1: it out. Mm hmm yeah, sounding out actually makes it
Speaker 1: harder because you think it's an epipay, right, anyways, we're back,
Speaker 1: We're back, and we do another voice. Man, let's do it.
Speaker 1: Let's play the next one. Yeah.
Speaker 13: Uh this goes out to big Ice up Catty and
Speaker 13: uh no, I'm just kidding David and Linxton pause.
Speaker 1: That was a weird joke. Why y'all keep fucking with us? Man,
Speaker 1: Just leave us alone, bro, we don't even be on nothing.
Speaker 1: But we really don't. We really don't. We I guess
Speaker 1: we do talk crazy to them. I'll be honest. We
Speaker 1: talk crazy, y'all, but we you should hear I talk
Speaker 1: to myself. You we we are and also we are talented,
Speaker 1: we're better at it. Just leave us the fuck alone.
Speaker 1: You know you are on no timing, sir, that's why
Speaker 1: it took you so goddamn long to do that mid
Speaker 1: fucking joke. You practiced that the whole message. You were like,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say that, and then you tried it and
Speaker 1: then sucked delete that message. We can't forget about that
Speaker 1: first guy, though. He did go crazy, and that's part
Speaker 1: of why I'm yelling at him. Yeah, that's fair. I'm
Speaker 1: hurt because they keep jumping us. Yeah, and we're lashing out.
Speaker 1: You're supposed to be our fans.
Speaker 13: Play the voice, man, Thank you for allowing me this
Speaker 13: opportunity to present my conory.
Speaker 1: Okay, pause, this guy, I didn't know you were slow, bro,
Speaker 1: my bad. No. I think I think he's the funniest guy.
Speaker 4: I think this might be the actually the funniest guy.
Speaker 1: All right, Okay, see where it goes. I think he
Speaker 1: might be actually hilarious. Fork in the road, we'll find
Speaker 1: out which one of us is on the right band. Yeah.
Speaker 13: White people stole all the magic. Yeah, I think they're
Speaker 13: stile all the magic. When they were going around colonizing
Speaker 13: the world, you know, collecting quote unquote spices, they were
Speaker 13: scooping up all local magic and using the power to
Speaker 13: make seven percent of the population and control of the
Speaker 13: rest of it. I was looking into tarot cards because
Speaker 13: I thought there might be something there, and then I
Speaker 13: find out the only official tarot card decks that you
Speaker 13: can use are right or weight tarot cards made in
Speaker 13: nineteen oh nine, even though they're saying it stretches back
Speaker 13: to ancient Egyptian times, And I was like, why does
Speaker 13: this white guy get to be the decider of what's
Speaker 13: on tarot cards?
Speaker 1: M M.
Speaker 12: Like the Yoga Association or is headquarters is in Arlington, Virginia,
Speaker 12: Like what they know about real yogi's over there.
Speaker 13: I think white people have been colonizing magic for it
Speaker 13: as long as they've been colonizing land, religion, and anything
Speaker 13: else we have in value here. Like, I think they
Speaker 13: stumbled across many villages. It's like, oh, you got a
Speaker 13: little bit of magic to help your crops grow a
Speaker 13: little bit faster or quicker. Yeah, we need that, and
Speaker 13: they just scooped it up and took it.
Speaker 4: Because there is a difference between science and magic. Not
Speaker 4: saying a pick that shit up, I'm saying some of
Speaker 4: that shit was just.
Speaker 1: Irrigation yep, for sure, for sure, and my cooking technique
Speaker 1: I don't think you're wrong as far as how they
Speaker 1: did it. That's not magic, that's disease.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I guess it's I guess small patch is magic to.
Speaker 1: You if you if you offer enough people dirty blankets,
Speaker 1: they yeah, yeah, and that is.
Speaker 4: But that seems magical because you're like, what the fuck
Speaker 4: is this new ailment?
Speaker 1: What I like about what he's saying is that I
Speaker 1: think that white people are very fast to undesignate magic,
Speaker 1: to make magic illegitimate, you know what I mean that like,
Speaker 1: there's a lot of magic, even in the black community.
Speaker 1: We talk about it all the time, with like voodoo
Speaker 1: and voodoo and those being not not this nefarious sort
Speaker 1: of like evil thing that they are often framed as
Speaker 1: in American culture. And I think that is an attempt
Speaker 1: to eliminate magic off of the board and then use
Speaker 1: elements of that magic to pretend to be qutie pause.
Speaker 1: It's how white women take who do and voodoo and
Speaker 1: then turn it into like, you know, fucking Salem witches, right,
Speaker 1: I think is the thing.
Speaker 4: Or they take voodoo and they're like, yeah, but my finger,
Speaker 4: you're gonna smell something.
Speaker 1: It's like, yeah, that's not magic, bro, You're sick. That
Speaker 1: was for us to grow rice. That was so I
Speaker 1: could trigger man into loving ye, yeah, this is you
Speaker 1: am I gonna yeah, so you could take your finger off.
Speaker 4: Uh that's interesting. Do you think there's like a wave
Speaker 4: of black magic coming back?
Speaker 1: I think that we are in a wave where it
Speaker 1: is becoming more okay than it's ever been to identify
Speaker 1: as magical as black magic, as black and magical. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I think that. Like I know a lot of women
Speaker 1: now who who sort of live in magical spaces. That
Speaker 1: wasn't true when when we were That's true, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean? True. I didn't know any American women
Speaker 1: who claimed magic as a child. Hell no, yeah, nobody
Speaker 1: was like, yo, my mom's a witch. Yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 1: Ever ever ever, no, ever? And now I know a
Speaker 1: lot of women who have like you know, elements yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: spiritual that lean into magical. And do you have witch
Speaker 1: in your family? Not? No self identified? Okay, yeah, My
Speaker 1: family is more of the type to call people witch. Yep.
Speaker 1: Sometimes gat sometimes I call this coming from inside the house.
Speaker 1: Absolutely sometimes that there's there's four fingers pointing, three fingers
Speaker 1: pointing back at you.
Speaker 4: But yeah, no, I know what you in my family neither. Yeah,
Speaker 4: but maybe it may be somewhere down the line.
Speaker 1: But I think we're gonna see a big generation of
Speaker 1: kids who do have that in their family. Because I'm
Speaker 1: good how free it is now. I would like us
Speaker 1: to get back to where we belong. I would like
Speaker 1: this to get back to big stage magic. Mm, where's
Speaker 1: our sick Freed and Roy? You want black magicians on
Speaker 1: the highest platform? Yeah? I like that. Black tigers we
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 6: That's so funny.
Speaker 1: I like it. I like it because it presumes that
Speaker 1: they've been out here the whole time. We just haven't.
Speaker 1: We haven't had access to them one of those times.
Speaker 1: I as you could see my eggs in the head.
Speaker 4: It's two black guys were silk with chain and then
Speaker 4: the tigers have do rags, but they're Yeah.
Speaker 1: Is one of their hair like blonde and fooped? The
Speaker 1: black men, yeah, Oh they're bald. They're bald.
Speaker 4: That feels magic to me. Okay, and unfortunately dark skin,
Speaker 4: but that's just my fantasy.
Speaker 1: That's beautiful. Yeah, it's got pictured. One of them ball
Speaker 1: for sure, and then the other one had like a
Speaker 1: beautiful blonde Okay, huge ear ring. Yeah, it like old
Speaker 1: Miguel haircut. Yeah, big earring yep, all black eyebrows are
Speaker 1: done yes, and and glitter and very sharp facial yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like like the way the Grandmaster Flash Purious five where
Speaker 1: where it almost looks like, uh, it could bleed in
Speaker 1: any moment.
Speaker 4: Yeah, because what is what is a huge magic show
Speaker 4: need if not a great musical soundtrack.
Speaker 1: I think that's right. Like I think that black people
Speaker 1: in the magic space could really go crazy. Dog if
Speaker 1: David what, he don't own it. If he is, he's
Speaker 1: he's something. I think he's like mixed in some kind
Speaker 1: of tired. I don't want to unpack whatever that means.
Speaker 4: You know, he looks because he has like heavy eyes.
Speaker 4: He looks like ship, but he has heavy eyes that
Speaker 4: make it look darker. And maybe that's why I think.
Speaker 1: I I I think you're right. We have not seen
Speaker 1: a dark skin magician on like the highest highest level. Yeah.
Speaker 1: And like imagine they're doing a trick and fucking and
Speaker 1: fucking one in a million is playing while they're like
Speaker 1: walking on and on and on, but it's like mixed.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like the beat and then like.
Speaker 1: Man, this ain't just they turned on Alah, this is
Speaker 1: put on a fucking show. Yeah yeah, yeah, like it
Speaker 1: starts with no background. Your love is one in the middle.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 1: That would be incredible, crazy, that'd be the best magic.
Speaker 1: I don't and I think I'd go to Vegas. I'd go.
Speaker 1: I drive to Vegas, and I think in a way
Speaker 1: that has been true historically for so many things, they
Speaker 1: are keeping us out of magic spaces because they know
Speaker 1: will sauce on the ass if we get in.
Speaker 4: I went to the Magic Castle recently, marry one black
Speaker 4: magician Bro.
Speaker 1: I went to saw Indian get going crazy. Tense energy. Okay,
Speaker 1: too much magician. That energy is not great. I have
Speaker 1: a harder time with it up close than I do. Yeah,
Speaker 1: in a big room, I think it's fun. And then
Speaker 1: up close and I get he.
Speaker 4: Was doing it like to these ladies up close and
Speaker 4: you feel like look at me, look at me, look
Speaker 4: at me, look at me.
Speaker 1: But he was like the way it was coming out
Speaker 1: of his voices like you dog, you dog, you felt nasty. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I went to the Magic Castle very recently and we
Speaker 1: went did you guys eat the food? Who went crazy?
Speaker 11: Oh?
Speaker 1: You like the food?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 1: You have bad food. I don't think it's bad it's
Speaker 1: just very okay to me. He had a steak. No,
Speaker 1: I don't think I had the stake. Oh man, my
Speaker 1: ship is hidden. Okay. Did you go with a magician?
Speaker 1: Why did I say it like that? Going with a
Speaker 1: magic man? That's how we said magicians are for colonizing yeaheah,
Speaker 1: that's the devil's where magic man is what we call him.
Speaker 1: I did not go with the magic man. We got
Speaker 1: tickets from somebody who's a member. But it was a
Speaker 1: bummer because we went on a Jewish holiday. Oh, one
Speaker 1: of the high holidays, one of the high holidays. I
Speaker 1: think it was passed over too. We went and I
Speaker 1: was out of my element. I'm glad you kept that going.
Speaker 1: It's not the central part of the story. The individual
Speaker 1: holiday is not the one that I'm as much focused on.
Speaker 1: I listen to stories like a lady, and I've noticed,
Speaker 1: and I've noticed sometimes it feels like I'm talking to
Speaker 1: my wife again, and and hey, I'll never leave you.
Speaker 1: I'll never leave you, but I will.
Speaker 14: Try to change you. I will spend my life trying
Speaker 14: to change you. Just let me talk, nigga.
Speaker 1: We went on one of the Jewish high holidays and
Speaker 1: apparently a lot of the magicians are Jewish. Therefore, we
Speaker 1: got a very b team ass performance at the Magic
Speaker 1: Castle and it was all puppets. Oh my god, I
Speaker 1: saw puppets too, my night, bro, it was all puppets.
Speaker 1: Did puppets infiltrate that space? It don't even make sense
Speaker 1: that what I was telling my wife is not even
Speaker 1: supposed to be in here. This is not magic at all.
Speaker 1: This is just a guy doing a puppet dog. I
Speaker 1: had to say a password, a magic word to get
Speaker 1: in here, make the puppet do some magic, or get
Speaker 1: it the fuck up out of here.
Speaker 2: That's crazy.
Speaker 1: I don't just want to watch a puppet dance. I'm
Speaker 1: not a perfect dude. I know you're talented. I'm not
Speaker 1: accusing you of not being talented. Get the fuck out
Speaker 1: of here with that regular talent. That shit pissed me off.
Speaker 4: Yeah, why did I I didn't come here to watch
Speaker 4: a fucking I'm in the main room and a magic
Speaker 4: Castle dog.
Speaker 1: Here's where it gets even more This is where it
Speaker 1: gets even more fucked up. We got puppets. One of
Speaker 1: the main puppets show that we saw racist as fuck.
Speaker 1: I think we could have seen the same ship was
Speaker 1: it the marionettes?
Speaker 5: Dude, shit, oh with the Mammy and then the Asian
Speaker 5: one and then the Asian.
Speaker 1: I text my wife right now, it's crazy. That ship
Speaker 1: made me so they they break. I'm not even in
Speaker 1: the crowd loved it. They That's not how my crowd reacted.
Speaker 1: My crowd was crazy. It went crazy. My crowd was murmuring,
Speaker 1: my crowd, I hate that ship. Up with the spoon.
Speaker 1: Fuck this castle. That really sucks. It sucked. My crowd
Speaker 1: was mostly an agreement. My crowd was not bro There
Speaker 1: was a weird poly There's a man who is crazy.
Speaker 1: This is a fucking regular at the Magic Castle who
Speaker 1: comes out and he's the headliner of the show for us.
Speaker 1: He was the headliner.
Speaker 4: He was not he was like this. He was in
Speaker 4: the main room, but he was like the middle Yeah,
Speaker 4: he was like the middle life. They didn't give us no.
Speaker 4: He was the headliner. And this man comes out and
Speaker 4: he does marionettes, and he's very talented at marionettes.
Speaker 1: He's fine. I don't know.
Speaker 4: He starts off the puppets to the work.
Speaker 1: He's just standing there holding his arms up. Funny. I'm saying,
Speaker 1: have you ever touched Marionette. It's not rocket science. Oh really,
Speaker 1: you think it's easier than it appears to Okay, apparently
Speaker 1: David's really tapped in in the Marryonette community. He was
Speaker 1: blowing my mind to some extent. But I will say
Speaker 1: that it starts off with a white Yeah, the acrobat.
Speaker 1: That was the best one. It's a white acrobat who
Speaker 1: literally is like attaching and detaching from an acrobat trapeze
Speaker 1: from a trapeze, And it's pretty cool that she's able
Speaker 1: to do little flips in the air and then grab
Speaker 1: back on And how does it work? I do not
Speaker 1: know the science. Fine, and then immediately that is followed
Speaker 1: with the the biggest, blackest, most samboie ass woman, huge titties,
Speaker 1: red lip, eyes, bugged out of her fucking head. It
Speaker 1: suck and she comes out and she sings. She sings
Speaker 1: negro music. The only way to describe it is negro music.
Speaker 1: That ship is so at man. At one point in
Speaker 1: the Marionette, as this, she grabs a microphone and is singing.
Speaker 1: She bounces her titties and then turns around and and
Speaker 1: twerks her ass. And because he's got it rigged, she's
Speaker 1: got a hook to the yeah little thinking it's nasty work,
Speaker 1: and you think that's the tragedy. You go, well, this
Speaker 1: was an attack on my person. This is the most
Speaker 1: evil thing that this person has concocted. Certainly we have
Speaker 1: come to the end of his racial violence, but no,
Speaker 1: he follows it one more time. You hear a gong,
Speaker 1: you hear a gong, and the equivalent of yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: and a fucking Asian puppet comes from I believe so.
Speaker 1: And but you don't even get it to that yet
Speaker 1: because it has on weird fucking like a shield, a
Speaker 1: mask like armor, and it's it's doing Asian dances and
Speaker 1: it was a Sai yes, And it felt like he
Speaker 1: was saying that the whole time. It felt like that.
Speaker 1: And it keeps taking off more masks. The marionette keeps
Speaker 1: taking again. I think he's a very talented marionette manager.
Speaker 4: I think he's good at construction, Okay, absolutely, because he
Speaker 4: put that ass together, he built, he built that ass
Speaker 4: from he had to test that, he.
Speaker 1: Had to widdow that ass, you know what I mean. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think he worked hard on on those puppets. Regardless
Speaker 1: of that ship pissed me off, and we should tell
Speaker 1: them that at the end, after unmasking itself multiple times,
Speaker 1: the Asian at the end turns into a dragon. A dragon.
Speaker 1: It transforms into a dragon and then flies off because
Speaker 1: that's who they are inside serpents. Yep, that's what he thinks.
Speaker 1: He certainly does not see them as human beings. Man.
Speaker 1: I thought I was like, surely this was like this
Speaker 1: guy was on loan. I thought. I was like, I
Speaker 1: do I know that's like a house act. I want
Speaker 1: you to know. I fuck with the Magic Castle. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I've been there probably like five six times. Okay, I've
Speaker 1: always had a great time. This is the first time
Speaker 1: I went to. I was like, the Magic Castle was
Speaker 1: asked tonight, and I'm giving it up to that Jewish holiday,
Speaker 1: assuming that y'all called in the beat team. But I
Speaker 1: swear to god, if that motherfucker starts being what I
Speaker 1: see every time, I'm done. No, brother, this was how
Speaker 1: long ago? Did you go? Month? Yeah, that's about listen.
Speaker 1: I can get there. I can get the fucking date. No,
Speaker 1: he had the weekend. It sounds like it must have been.
Speaker 1: It's also crazy we went to the Magic Castle within
Speaker 1: days of each other and didn't talk about. Man, we
Speaker 1: can't start hanging out just for real. I'd like that,
Speaker 1: I'd be I'd be cool with that, yeah, because we
Speaker 1: do sometimes. Yeah, but I think we could make it
Speaker 1: more consistent.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we could have gone together. I would have liked
Speaker 4: to see that with you, because that ship was fucking no.
Speaker 4: It was a nightmare, dude, I was so mad it was.
Speaker 1: It was a genuine nightmare. I've never had it. I
Speaker 1: don't know what, but it must have been the same weekend.
Speaker 1: I've never had a British guy hosting. Uh huh, yeah,
Speaker 1: it was the same week He was pretty good. He
Speaker 1: was funny. He was funny, he was funny, his magic
Speaker 1: was Yeah, yeah, yeah, I liked him. We also saw
Speaker 1: a mentalist to shut it in. Yeah. I didn't take
Speaker 1: when they I don't like when they be in my mind. Yeah,
Speaker 1: get out of there, get out of there. All right,
Speaker 1: we need to take another break. I think that felt
Speaker 1: like a long and enough. Yeah, okay, we're gonna take
Speaker 1: another break. More David more Langston More. My mama told
Speaker 1: me we're back. I think you must have a confuse
Speaker 1: with your mama. What else is there to say you
Speaker 1: shouldn't have mixed ure up? I'll say this if you're
Speaker 1: gonna get punched in the face. He really, he went
Speaker 1: for it. It's good to earn it. I liked. I
Speaker 1: liked how he said it. Yeah, and in a way
Speaker 1: it endeared me to him more than I think it
Speaker 1: was supposed to. Yeah, you're supposed to. He's supposed to
Speaker 1: be a bad guy. That's pretty funny. That's pretty funny. Unfortunately,
Speaker 1: I always call on the funny side. That's why I like.
Speaker 1: I think you have me confused with your mama. That's great. Cool. Uh,
Speaker 1: we we have one more voicemail. We're gonna one last one.
Speaker 15: Here we go, Highlanston, David Kenna Here, this is my
Speaker 15: fifteenth message. Maybe anyways, I should someone that said that
Speaker 15: vegetables don't exist because apparently everything that is like the
Speaker 15: female part of the plant is a fruit. So apparently
Speaker 15: lettuce is just like leaves and like spinishes, just leaves,
Speaker 15: but a vegetable does not exist. Like he called the
Speaker 15: government propaganda because the government is forcing us to believe
Speaker 15: in vegetables when really we're eating leaves.
Speaker 1: Okay, fine, Joanne, are you okay? Fawing? I'm sorry, all right? Uh,
Speaker 1: I you sound very nice, honestly, too nice. To be here.
Speaker 1: You sound like you could be doing something with your life.
Speaker 1: Go outside. You know you don't need to be doing this.
Speaker 1: I don't know, man, does it matter? I looked it up, okay,
Speaker 1: and I have some troubling, complicated news. Maybe it's not
Speaker 1: troubling according to CNN Health dot com. Uh, and that's
Speaker 1: Copona Noriega Health dot com. We don't want you to
Speaker 1: think we sold out. Yeah, yeah, we we only trust
Speaker 1: Copone and or Noriega. We're still tapped in with Copone.
Speaker 1: Nordy is running though. He's very healthy. No, he's doing great.
Speaker 1: He got he got new hair, huge teeth. Yeah, bite
Speaker 1: the ship out of you. You'll bite the ship out
Speaker 1: of you, and you'll run his fingers through his fictional hair.
Speaker 1: Uh and I'll say, what what man? I like Norri before?
Speaker 1: I never I liked him even before there was You
Speaker 1: said you were a fan of the music. Is a kid? Yeh?
Speaker 8: Super thuck bro super thuck got me Like I remember
Speaker 8: the video he was wearing all that air of ship
Speaker 8: like you found nor Man.
Speaker 1: He's in the Philippines and I was like glued to
Speaker 1: the TV. I was like, I don't know what this is,
Speaker 1: but this guy gets me. I'll be real, I always
Speaker 1: knew Norri was slow, That's what I like it. I
Speaker 1: was like, nah, this is doing it all the way.
Speaker 1: He just says things you don't supposed to say. He said,
Speaker 1: whist navigation. Oh, your whips are just carbation, not a
Speaker 1: cocker spaniel. And I was like yeah, And for that reason,
Speaker 1: I'm out, and I'm I'm even more than anyways. There
Speaker 1: is actually no such thing as vegetables as a like
Speaker 1: botanical classification. Interesting they they are. She is correct that
Speaker 1: everything else is something other than a vegetable. The leaves
Speaker 1: of lettuce are leaves of lettuce. The leaves they're not.
Speaker 1: They are not vegetables per se. Everything else is with
Speaker 1: a seed is a fruit, and they're you know, so
Speaker 1: on and so forth, roots, fucking you know, tubers. Yeah, exactly,
Speaker 1: all of these things are not vegetables. We've just decided
Speaker 1: to call them that for branding sake. This really doesn't
Speaker 1: bother me. It doesn't bother you in what sense, so
Speaker 1: like it does. I don't feel duped.
Speaker 4: Oh, I don't really feel duped, because it's like, okay,
Speaker 4: it was this catch all for leafy greens, Like I
Speaker 4: just don't I don't feel led astray in any way
Speaker 4: by that or not being a classification of vegetable.
Speaker 1: I do a little bit. I realize with you, because
Speaker 1: I think that there's a reason that if this is
Speaker 1: a made up classification, they would put so many things
Speaker 1: into it that are not actually healthy for us.
Speaker 3: I E.
Speaker 1: Corn, that's the first one. I think. It is a vegetable, yeah,
Speaker 1: in definition, but it is truly bad for us. Corn
Speaker 1: is corn at this point is less of a plan
Speaker 1: and more of a government to a propagated dog. It's
Speaker 1: it's a sin. Yeah, corn is a systems. That's not
Speaker 1: even how the Native Americans had it. They called it
Speaker 1: that shit had had colors in it and the stuff,
Speaker 1: and then we turned it into this yellow fictional product,
Speaker 1: corns of nightmare. It shouldn't exist, and we make all
Speaker 1: the bullshit out of it. And then we get told
Speaker 1: that is a alternative to a leafy green, right, and
Speaker 1: it's not. We get told that's okay instead of broccoli.
Speaker 1: If it's okay, how come it doesn't break down? How
Speaker 1: come that come out the same way it went in?
Speaker 1: Because I eat some broccoli, I can't tell when it
Speaker 1: comes out. That motherfucker looked different. I eat some corner,
Speaker 1: you know exactly where time it's gone. Yeah, I think
Speaker 1: it's uh. I think it's a weird sort of like
Speaker 1: dangerous umbrella that they created where we suddenly are negotiating
Speaker 1: with un healthy products. And and I don't know that
Speaker 1: it was created with that intention, right, Like I don't
Speaker 1: think they created the term vegetables so that they could
Speaker 1: trick us with corn. I think that nasty corn motherfuckers
Speaker 1: saw an opportunity and jumped on the the you know,
Speaker 1: the bandwagon. Yeah, I mean I get that. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I just it feels like six and one half a
Speaker 1: dozen the other to me, because it's like, dude, still
Speaker 1: know what's healthy and what's not? Sort of but how many?
Speaker 1: I mean I spent most of my life thinking corn
Speaker 1: was good for me. When did you actually find out
Speaker 1: that shit wasn't good for you? Early YouTube, I was
Speaker 1: watching some corn sort of shit? So what best twenty ten? Yeah?
Speaker 13: Best?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 11: Bro?
Speaker 1: You were you were pretty big by the Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Like you were a big man.
Speaker 1: I was a man that there wasn't a boy left.
Speaker 1: I had text. Yeah you you had sex when I
Speaker 1: knew corn was bad? This is information you could have
Speaker 1: benefited from at a Yeah, I'm not saying I'm not
Speaker 1: saying it's it's the greatest sin, but I am saying
Speaker 1: there's something the fairy is happening here. That's fair, that's fair,
Speaker 1: and it is. They do use it as a catch
Speaker 1: off for these things are good for you. Uh huh.
Speaker 1: And it's like, I don't know if you should eat
Speaker 1: the many olives. I can't tell that's true because you're
Speaker 1: pretending like, because it grows from the earth, this is okay.
Speaker 1: But you're also soaking it in salt and brine in
Speaker 1: a way that might actually be worse for me than
Speaker 1: anything else I could be eating. Because bro, i'd be
Speaker 1: buying pickles thinking I'm like being healthy. No, I'll get you,
Speaker 1: and I feel it.
Speaker 11: I got it.
Speaker 1: I'm scurved up. Pickles make me feel bad. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: feel bad. I don't know why. I don't know how
Speaker 1: to explain it. I feel strong, really, Yeah, you be
Speaker 1: eating whole pickles like that. It's the only time where
Speaker 1: I'm like that is I do got Jewish blood in me?
Speaker 5: Really?
Speaker 1: Like that's that brow? That's a wickle? Oh evil, I
Speaker 1: eat a fuck up a pickle.
Speaker 3: That's crazy. Yeah, I don't really even know what to
Speaker 3: make of that. Yeah, fuck up, that's the most Jewish
Speaker 3: you feel is eating pickles? I think, So is that
Speaker 3: your favorite Jewish food? I don't even think about it
Speaker 3: as a Jewish food.
Speaker 1: It's top five dead are a lot why I think
Speaker 1: Jewish people take a lot of pride. Yeah, in pickling
Speaker 1: and pickles in general. I think it. I think I
Speaker 1: I consider it a Jewish product mostly because of ownership.
Speaker 1: I respect the process of pickling and that they found
Speaker 1: out how to do that. Ye, honestly, I like it.
Speaker 1: I like the cucumbers. Better give me a little cucumber salad. Brother,
Speaker 1: the typhoon, you know what I'm talking about. Brother, If
Speaker 1: I had my gun on you, i'd shoot you right now.
Speaker 1: That's crazy. The idea that you would choose cucumber over
Speaker 1: pickles sounds absurd to me. Oh, even on sandwiches. I
Speaker 1: get all the cucumbers. You would you cucumber of sandwich.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like it's a because I'm putting a of
Speaker 4: shit on there, so I kind of need the structural integrity.
Speaker 1: Oh this is foundation. Yeah yeah, yeah, it's like it's
Speaker 1: like a as much as as much of a nutrient.
Speaker 1: It's a building building blog. Here's what I'll say. You
Speaker 1: got to stop building these scooby doo ass which is brother,
Speaker 1: come down to sprout and see what they're doing over there.
Speaker 1: See what they're doing over there. I'm saying that that
Speaker 1: that in the same way that we are being tricked
Speaker 1: by a big vegetable to believe that everything is vegetable.
Speaker 11: You are.
Speaker 1: You are are taking sandwich art to a level it's
Speaker 1: not supposed to be taken. To scale it back. What
Speaker 1: do you think I'm doing. I don't know, but apparently
Speaker 1: it needs a third floor. It's just it's because I
Speaker 1: get a lot of turkey on it. That's too much turkey.
Speaker 1: No such thing, no such thing to lean meat, so
Speaker 1: lean meat. See that's the propaganda, That's what I'm speaking to.
Speaker 1: It's pulled.
Speaker 2: Relax.
Speaker 1: You could have a lot of turkey on the don't
Speaker 1: let him or anybody else tell you any different, and
Speaker 1: come in and don't let him come in with their
Speaker 1: pickle slander. The cucumbers is final. They're gonna tell you
Speaker 1: to put the sandwich on the scale. You don't have to,
Speaker 1: you don't have to weigh it. That's not that's that's
Speaker 1: just a suggestion. You say, I am a sovereign state.
Speaker 1: Do you not recognize my turkey weighs what it weighs? Bitch?
Speaker 1: I will be paying for this in cubits, all right, man,
Speaker 1: I think we did it. Yeah, you gotta get it.
Speaker 1: You should get one of those sprout challenges. So I
Speaker 1: would like to drive. Yeah it does. Look man, let's
Speaker 1: go get sprout sandwiches. Let's kick it. Let's go. Yeah, man,
Speaker 1: castle see some ship that ain't racist. I would love that,
Speaker 1: because that ship loved a bad I was like, is
Speaker 1: this what magic is like?
Speaker 8: You know?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it sucks. I'm really glad you saw it too, though. Yep.
Speaker 1: We felt it together, and I hope you felt it
Speaker 1: here with us today. I hope. I hope that felt
Speaker 1: good for you. And we have some news. Oh yes,
Speaker 1: we it's breaking news, breaking news.
Speaker 2: No no, no, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 1: First you're the first one hearing it. But we we uh,
Speaker 1: we are changing networks. It's gonna look a little different,
Speaker 1: but a little of the same. Yep, it's gonna be
Speaker 1: the same, two of us. I thought we were all.
Speaker 1: You gave up real fast, blew it immediate. I really
Speaker 1: wasn't that bothered by it. Really, I believed in you
Speaker 1: and you didn't believe in yourself, and we got this out. Nope,
Speaker 1: keep it in. You need to see how he is.
Speaker 1: We have a big announcement. The big announcement is we're
Speaker 1: changing networks, and so we are. We are going to
Speaker 1: be going down for a little bit likely.
Speaker 8: Uh.
Speaker 1: There there may be a little bit of a dark period,
Speaker 1: but that's okay because we're still available over on Patreon.
Speaker 1: You can find those on Patreon. And then we're gonna
Speaker 1: re emerge like a phoenix, like.
Speaker 4: A beautiful phoenix from the Ashes. Simon Phoenix, Simon Phoenix,
Speaker 4: Wesley Snipe. What a blonde swoop he was.
Speaker 1: That was the height of his powers.
Speaker 6: He was.
Speaker 1: He was coolest fun that mo. That was about the
Speaker 1: height of his power. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Anyway, we're going down, We're coming back. Keep up with
Speaker 4: us on the Patreon. In the meantime, we still got
Speaker 4: a few more episodes coming out though. We're just let
Speaker 4: you know, there's gonna be a regime change. Uh, And
Speaker 4: we'll see you guys on Truth Social.
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