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Speaker 1: Welcome to This Is Important, a production of I Heart Radio,

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Speaker 1: this show where we talk about what's obviously most critically

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Speaker 1: crucially important today. On This Is Important. This guy wants

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Speaker 1: three people drinking his dick off at once fun, fun,

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Speaker 1: The deeper the better, let's go. Yeah, yeah, I'm doing

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Speaker 1: my soundboard. Yeah, you're just you're doing Little John. Do

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Speaker 1: we have Will John on the board? Right? Yeah? You

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Speaker 1: guys want some cookies? Oh you got quirky romano. You

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Speaker 1: can summon quirky romano that quick. You can't summon quirky

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Speaker 1: romano that are we about to give? About to give flowers?

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Speaker 1: Are quirky quirky or Chris Christan? Okay, alright, I just

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Speaker 1: wanted to make sure I knew I was flower Chris Catan? Okay,

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Speaker 1: come on, this is why they tune in. Baby Cantan

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Speaker 1: talk like most underrated SNL cast membery guys underrated? Ever,

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Speaker 1: you guys, the only reason he's underrated is because he

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Speaker 1: had to live in the shadow of Will Ferrell. But

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Speaker 1: other than that, he was he was the headliner. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you were always excited for Chris. Who's talking about him?

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Speaker 1: But nobody's talking about him. If you go down the

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Speaker 1: list everyone. You're saying his legacy is underrated. His legacy

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Speaker 1: is underrated, But when he was on the show, he wasiated.

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Speaker 1: His style is underrated. What the fuck are you? Yes,

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Speaker 1: his legacy, but I think there's a couple of things.

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Speaker 1: Do we need to talk about undercover brother? Of course

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Speaker 1: we need to talk about that. We always need to

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Speaker 1: talk about Undercover Brother. But dude, No, Kris Contan is

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Speaker 1: kind of making a push right now. He's been in

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Speaker 1: some things, like he's in It's All reality stuff, but

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Speaker 1: he was like in He's in like like Dancing with

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Speaker 1: the Star. He's in like Celebrity Big Brother or something.

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Speaker 1: There's like this thing where he wakes up at midnight

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Speaker 1: and eats cake every night. What are your agents telling

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Speaker 1: you that that's a push? Hey, let's make a ba

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Speaker 1: let's make get on Celebrity Big Brother. Well, he was

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Speaker 1: also on the New Dating Game, which was Buzzarre hosting. No,

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Speaker 1: he was a contestant. You can win a date with

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Speaker 1: Chris Contan. That's tight. That's a push. That's a p

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Speaker 1: It was hell a weird because that's a big push, Blake,

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Speaker 1: that's the kind of stuff you should be doing. If

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Speaker 1: why was your agent I'd be sitting here telling you

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Speaker 1: you should be doing that kind of stuff. But Big

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Speaker 1: lays down in his bed at night, He's like, I

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Speaker 1: gotta make a push. I gotta start doing the dating

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Speaker 1: game here. Wait. So yeah, for sure, quirky Romano, but like, okay, Mango, Mango, dude, Mango, Okay,

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Speaker 1: this dude made stuff that shouldn't have been funny funny.

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Speaker 1: I think we've talked about Mango on this show before.

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Speaker 1: That's how much we love this dude and how we're

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Speaker 1: championing his legacy, you like, and for people who don't

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Speaker 1: know what Mango is, it was basically a dude who

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Speaker 1: was Mango bizarre. Everybody wanted to fuck and he would

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Speaker 1: turn around just go Mango Mango. Yeah, that's really some

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Speaker 1: legendary stuff. For sure. He would just play the dude

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Speaker 1: who would just eat apple hell of crazy. That was

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Speaker 1: Mr Peeper's, right. I think we've covered Catan before on

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Speaker 1: the POT. Then, how is he still alive? That's true?

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Speaker 1: Damned him? Um? Was he a spartan cheerleader? Yeah? Right,

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Speaker 1: like the rival he was the rival that was Will

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Speaker 1: and CHERRYO Terry. I think that's I couldn't I couldn't

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Speaker 1: remember her name. CHERRYO Terry another lang radar. They're freaking

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Speaker 1: step back from that ledge of my friend, ledge mate,

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Speaker 1: ledge mate. Yeah right, well all right, well Adam's not here,

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Speaker 1: so this would be probably the time when he was

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Speaker 1: fucking chipping in about Catan and how he influenced his comedy.

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Speaker 1: Jesus guy basically ripped all Catan's moves. If you ask me,

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Speaker 1: that is true. Should we go on about that? Well,

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Speaker 1: there's a reason we brought it up, and it's too

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Speaker 1: it's to do that. It's to rip up my friend

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Speaker 1: Adam and how he stole all of Catan's moves. Slide

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Speaker 1: into Blake's d MS and give us your best Adam bash.

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Speaker 1: Pretty see ye hook us up with Adam Bash. Let's

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Speaker 1: get some Adam Bashes into the move that dude, what's

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Speaker 1: what annoys you about? Adam Divine? That would be cool.

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Speaker 1: I would do the roast of Adam Divine. They need

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Speaker 1: to bring roast back on Comedy Central and they need

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Speaker 1: to kick it off with the roast of Adam Divine.

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Speaker 1: That would be you know what I'll say, I'll say

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Speaker 1: I heard this more that he's in town. What no, no,

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Speaker 1: I don't know about that, dude, or is he in

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Speaker 1: town for for something? I do think we should talk about. Oh,

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Speaker 1: he's in town for that day. I think he's in

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Speaker 1: town for that specific date. I thought he was testing

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Speaker 1: this morning saying he was in town. Now, I thought

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Speaker 1: that too for a moment, But then I threw it

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Speaker 1: around and came back with I think he's talking about

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Speaker 1: the date. See that's just me being negative. Hunt. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's just you being fucking in the moment. Bro, You

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Speaker 1: felt that moment, and you took that moment with you

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Speaker 1: and you brought it to the pod and you wanted

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Speaker 1: to talk about it, and I like that. Yeah, you

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Speaker 1: thought he betrayed us. He thought he was gonna But

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Speaker 1: what he was talking about is the fact that it's

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Speaker 1: wedding season and should we say, guys, who should we

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Speaker 1: announce who's getting married? To be allowed to say it? Castmate,

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Speaker 1: Comedy Legend, stand up buffoon Chris guts Ch hit the button. Well, no,

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Speaker 1: I have a coffee in my hand. It's still early.

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Speaker 1: What do you do when you're sitting back, Vagina Shark,

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Speaker 1: you're sitting back? Yeah, man, sorry, I can't get a

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Speaker 1: little freaking you guys on the board. You can't relax,

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Speaker 1: You can't relax. And is that what you're trying to

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Speaker 1: do on this podcast that people pay money for? My bad,

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Speaker 1: My bad. I just got a clock in for a

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Speaker 1: damn hour and I'm already asleep at the wheel. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: are you still waking up with your folgers in your cup?

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Speaker 1: All right? Eric Griffin A Griffin A Griffin Montes is

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Speaker 1: getting hitched. I can't believe it. I never thought i'd

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Speaker 1: see the day. But the guy, he's finally tying the knot.

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Speaker 1: And why why is it that you thought you'd never

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Speaker 1: see the day? It was an interesting sentence. I just

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Speaker 1: just like, you know, Air Griffin's face kind of looks

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Speaker 1: like a scary mask or like a funny Halloween mass.

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Speaker 1: So I didn't think someone would want to see that

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Speaker 1: every day of their life. Got m. That was good.

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Speaker 1: That was good. I think I'm gonna just be the

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Speaker 1: board today. You can sit back, thanks, brother, sit back

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Speaker 1: in your short sleeve shirt section. Thanks. I'll just uh yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'll kind of sit my coffee and you do the rest, baby,

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Speaker 1: and Blake, what happens if you hit that light switch

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Speaker 1: on the side. What's that look like? Check a look. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: so i'm reporting live. Okay, let's hear it, fellas, but

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Speaker 1: I'm recording in the closet. Oh, nothing happens. Oh you

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Speaker 1: still got light, you still have hallow light. Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: got the ring light going. Honestly, I would leave it

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Speaker 1: off so you could just turn that off. Ye, reap

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Speaker 1: it off. It's your you're mixing temperatures other way. Bad,

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Speaker 1: my bad. You guys want to roast me a little

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Speaker 1: bit close? What do you do in the closet? What's

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Speaker 1: going on? Come on, let's go on once you come

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Speaker 1: on out of there. No, no, I think I like

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Speaker 1: it here. Just fine, okay, good, all right. Hey, look

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Speaker 1: it's your your clock. You can come out whenever you'd like. Buddy,

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Speaker 1: Thank you baby. And am I looking at a strategically

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Speaker 1: placed Halloween beer costume? What am I looking out here?

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Speaker 1: We're like, I'm better spice this up with a beer smile. No, dude,

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Speaker 1: this is just where it lives. But you're right, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Budweiser sent me this cool Budweiser costumes so it would

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Speaker 1: get some big deal. This is probably exactly why they

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Speaker 1: did it. They knew one day I would be in

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Speaker 1: the closet doing a podcast and I would pull this out.

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Speaker 1: Yeah that's great. We all knew U. Yeah that is

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Speaker 1: fucking sick. Would you do you? Guys think we could

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Speaker 1: kind of get a few things on cam and I

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Speaker 1: could kind of de pop raffle these off to people.

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Speaker 1: You know, anybody want to buy a Budweiser costume? You're asking, No,

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Speaker 1: not you, guys, I'm asking the audience. If it starts

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Speaker 1: at fifty dollars, let's check out t I I nation, well,

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Speaker 1: I'll chip in on that. Yeah, you want to buy

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Speaker 1: the Halloween costume? I say, I'll buy it for yeah. Okay,

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Speaker 1: well I'll sell that to you. I mean, first DIBs off,

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Speaker 1: flip it. I got some really good ship. Hey, you

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Speaker 1: know what, actually I guarantee you. I don't know what

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Speaker 1: just happened. He said fifty, you said sure, and then

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Speaker 1: you guarantee you guaranteed twenty. Yeah. Well I got the

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Speaker 1: business model after I said fifties. So now I know

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Speaker 1: what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna offer you low prices

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Speaker 1: and flip all your clothes before it goes to market.

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Speaker 1: I thought it was like a football contract where you're like, Okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna give you fifty twenty of that is guaranteed.

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Speaker 1: That was just me plotting in scheming real time and

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Speaker 1: then pretending like I didn't say one thing. See everyone listening,

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Speaker 1: this dude is a schemer. Yeah, he came even fight it.

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Speaker 1: He's like, oh my god, I was a normal guy

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Speaker 1: for a second giving fifty dollars to charity. But you

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Speaker 1: did early take that because it's so good. Yeah I did. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I did early take back, early take back on them

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Speaker 1: going for twenty didn't you guys ever see Quirky Romano?

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Speaker 1: Of course? Yeah, like when it came on the video,

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Speaker 1: I guess parts, yeah, parts on TV, never in the

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Speaker 1: It's underrated that it's a mafia movie. Right, There was

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Speaker 1: like two There was two Mafia movies at that time,

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Speaker 1: two good comedies, Kyle Quirky Romano and what's the What's

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Speaker 1: the J Moore one Mafia Mafia. Yeah, they both were

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Speaker 1: going after the mafia comedy like laughing up J Moore

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Speaker 1: of SNL fame. He's also an essence more underrated than U. No, yeah, no,

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Speaker 1: I think I think we like him right where he's at.

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Speaker 1: I think he's he's doing his thing in the stand

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Speaker 1: up community, though, right, I don't know. I don't tap

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Speaker 1: in with the J Moore less is more, baby, and

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Speaker 1: he's jacked, maybe more. He needs to do a push.

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Speaker 1: He needed to do a big can you? Yes? Points? Yes, points,

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Speaker 1: thank you. He's fucking coming for you now. J Moore's

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Speaker 1: going to put you in a fucking fuol Nelson, Damn.

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Speaker 1: What's up with buff comedians speaking of at him? Jesus Christ,

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Speaker 1: this is the way, This is the way now. Eric Griffin,

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Speaker 1: also lost seventy five pounds, is super jacked. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's gonna look really great for his wedding. I bet no,

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Speaker 1: of course we're kidding. That's never gonna happen. Wait, so

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Speaker 1: are you guys going to the wedding? I can't. My

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Speaker 1: brother is getting married the day after. I'm gonna be

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Speaker 1: out of town and shock, dude, I don't want to.

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Speaker 1: I don't want to. I don't want to tell you

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Speaker 1: what text I made right after that, after you guys

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Speaker 1: were talking about the wedding, because the last thing to

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Speaker 1: me from Eric was like, what's your address? I got

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Speaker 1: said you have saved the date and then you guys

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Speaker 1: hit up that this morning, and I was like, I

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Speaker 1: never got a fucking thing. You never got an invitation.

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Speaker 1: I never got to save the date. I never got

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Speaker 1: an invite. I'm like, I don't have anything to r

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Speaker 1: You know, I was like, what's up, dude? Did my

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Speaker 1: you asked me for the for the for my address

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Speaker 1: for the save the date? I didn't get it, Like,

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Speaker 1: am I not your home anymore? Like what's up? And

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Speaker 1: then hit me with like, okay, it's it's here. Sorry.

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Speaker 1: You're saying, yeah, they put in your back and your neck.

415
00:24:28,440 --> 00:24:30,639
Speaker 1: I think they even if I remember correctly, they were

416
00:24:30,640 --> 00:24:33,200
Speaker 1: putting ship in like your forehead and in like behind

417
00:24:33,240 --> 00:24:37,400
Speaker 1: your ear, all the orogenous zone. There was a few

418
00:24:37,440 --> 00:24:40,359
Speaker 1: needles where I was like, no, thank you know, what

419
00:24:40,400 --> 00:24:42,040
Speaker 1: does that mean? Don't put it there. It hurts like

420
00:24:42,040 --> 00:24:45,200
Speaker 1: a motherfucker. It's like, that's not a that's not a needle.

421
00:24:46,560 --> 00:24:48,640
Speaker 1: It's just I came out there. I said, something happened.

422
00:24:50,760 --> 00:25:01,879
Speaker 1: Something happened. Uh, that's not Wait a big needle. Needle

423
00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:04,359
Speaker 1: is very like kind of soft and fleshy. What's up

424
00:25:04,400 --> 00:25:08,600
Speaker 1: with your needles? That's other ones were able to penetrate

425
00:25:08,640 --> 00:25:11,960
Speaker 1: the actual skin. This one's just kind of rubbing on petrate.

426
00:25:12,040 --> 00:25:14,720
Speaker 1: So we're gonna be going down your back. I'm sorry

427
00:25:14,880 --> 00:25:18,800
Speaker 1: that my back is pretty low. That's a that's a

428
00:25:18,840 --> 00:25:22,159
Speaker 1: spot I don't let most people touch. They tried to

429
00:25:22,200 --> 00:25:24,679
Speaker 1: do you with like the Albert fish or whatever. Remember

430
00:25:24,680 --> 00:25:26,880
Speaker 1: that serial killer. They found a bunch of like needles

431
00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:31,600
Speaker 1: up inside of his dick. Excuse me, yeah, hey, go

432
00:25:31,680 --> 00:25:36,359
Speaker 1: off king, Yeah, there was like fire away my leaves.

433
00:25:36,640 --> 00:25:39,760
Speaker 1: He's like a pretty I was gonna say, legendary. It's

434
00:25:39,800 --> 00:25:44,600
Speaker 1: a serial killer, no doubt. Definitely underrated, very infamous, like

435
00:25:44,720 --> 00:25:47,280
Speaker 1: really naughtily dude. I think he killed like a lot

436
00:25:47,359 --> 00:25:50,320
Speaker 1: of people. But when they like when they like X

437
00:25:50,440 --> 00:25:52,080
Speaker 1: rate him. I don't know if it was his corpse

438
00:25:52,160 --> 00:25:54,760
Speaker 1: or is just when he finally got captured or arrested

439
00:25:54,840 --> 00:25:57,919
Speaker 1: or whatever and they examined his body, they found like

440
00:25:58,480 --> 00:26:01,919
Speaker 1: hell of like needles up inside his dick, like he

441
00:26:01,920 --> 00:26:05,960
Speaker 1: would put needles up his dick because he hated himself. Honestly,

442
00:26:06,119 --> 00:26:11,320
Speaker 1: I got three in there now. Stuff, If if you

443
00:26:11,440 --> 00:26:14,360
Speaker 1: got some needle stuck in your dick, you're gonna be aggravated.

444
00:26:14,480 --> 00:26:19,000
Speaker 1: Someone's gonna die. Yeah, dude, Yeah, that's that's the trippiest

445
00:26:19,040 --> 00:26:30,720
Speaker 1: worst imagery. Yeah, it's bad. I love that people go there,

446
00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:35,480
Speaker 1: isn't it amazing? What you mean? Like you know, basically

447
00:26:35,640 --> 00:26:38,480
Speaker 1: in all of time, everything's happened, like we've done it

448
00:26:38,560 --> 00:26:41,239
Speaker 1: all right, here we go like at some point some

449
00:26:41,359 --> 00:26:43,760
Speaker 1: dudes stuck both thumbs in his dick and was like,

450
00:26:43,840 --> 00:26:45,680
Speaker 1: what if I just pulled this upon and then ripped

451
00:26:45,720 --> 00:26:49,080
Speaker 1: it apart probably, yeah, like a banana split or something like.

452
00:26:50,040 --> 00:26:52,360
Speaker 1: And you think it hasn't happened, But in the history

453
00:26:52,400 --> 00:26:56,119
Speaker 1: of time, somebody did it. Yeah, everything's been done because

454
00:26:56,160 --> 00:26:58,280
Speaker 1: you had somebody had to find out that it was

455
00:26:58,320 --> 00:27:01,120
Speaker 1: even possible, right right exactly. It's like, yo, who's gonna

456
00:27:01,160 --> 00:27:02,840
Speaker 1: eat this fruit and make sure it's not poison? I

457
00:27:02,920 --> 00:27:04,840
Speaker 1: need so many stick their thumbs and they're dick and

458
00:27:04,920 --> 00:27:11,879
Speaker 1: banana split that ship crag. Alright, it really hurts. Alright,

459
00:27:11,880 --> 00:27:16,960
Speaker 1: peelet furs isn't going well, recommend it. It's got a rip. Okay, alright,

460
00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:21,200
Speaker 1: copy that, damn feel good. It's got a rip. Well,

461
00:27:21,240 --> 00:27:23,159
Speaker 1: we just need to know if it happened. Can I

462
00:27:23,200 --> 00:27:25,240
Speaker 1: eat that tomato? That? Can't I eat the thing we

463
00:27:25,320 --> 00:27:29,320
Speaker 1: just named a tomato? No, that's Andy. Andy gets that.

464
00:27:29,520 --> 00:27:33,680
Speaker 1: And remember he might die. This is just gonna be painful. Yeah,

465
00:27:33,680 --> 00:27:35,520
Speaker 1: this is gonna hurt for a little bit, then it's

466
00:27:35,520 --> 00:27:38,280
Speaker 1: gonna be cool. He's that tomato could be a chance

467
00:27:38,320 --> 00:27:42,000
Speaker 1: he dies, That is true. Like, I don't know, I'm

468
00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:46,880
Speaker 1: gonna I'm gonna be over here eating lettuce. That's give this. Yeah,

469
00:27:46,920 --> 00:27:50,440
Speaker 1: you gotta push spike up your ass. Brother. Yeah, they're

470
00:27:50,480 --> 00:27:54,680
Speaker 1: they're drawing. Sorry, Lettuce is for Devin. You gotta put

471
00:27:54,720 --> 00:28:04,359
Speaker 1: a spike up your ass. Brother. Me. This is for humanity, brother,

472
00:28:04,520 --> 00:28:12,280
Speaker 1: this is for human they do that thing. We're like,

473
00:28:12,400 --> 00:28:14,720
Speaker 1: you're putting a stake up your ass. And Chris Contain

474
00:28:14,840 --> 00:28:18,600
Speaker 1: is like me like looking by me. I think he's

475
00:28:18,600 --> 00:28:21,120
Speaker 1: talking to you. Wait wait, wait, wait wait, I don't

476
00:28:21,160 --> 00:28:24,960
Speaker 1: know you, sir, because why because why wait I'm still unclear,

477
00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:27,360
Speaker 1: because why we just gotta we gotta know, because if

478
00:28:27,359 --> 00:28:30,159
Speaker 1: you don't, we won't know. Yeah, we were experimenting for

479
00:28:30,240 --> 00:28:31,960
Speaker 1: human kind. No, I know, I know, I know. This

480
00:28:32,080 --> 00:28:35,080
Speaker 1: is for the future. This is for future generations. Your

481
00:28:35,119 --> 00:28:40,000
Speaker 1: work here is is imperative to our society. Yeah, and no,

482
00:28:40,200 --> 00:28:43,360
Speaker 1: and and it's an honor. It's an honor to be here, uh,

483
00:28:43,720 --> 00:28:46,240
Speaker 1: you know, to even be in this conversation with these

484
00:28:46,400 --> 00:28:48,560
Speaker 1: great guys. The guy who just ate the pineapple, You're

485
00:28:48,600 --> 00:28:51,960
Speaker 1: a legend, like it's so weird on the outside, the legend. Dude.

486
00:28:52,040 --> 00:28:54,680
Speaker 1: That's our favorite fruit now because of you. It's crazy.

487
00:28:54,680 --> 00:28:56,120
Speaker 1: I mean, I can't eat too much of it. I

488
00:28:56,160 --> 00:29:00,000
Speaker 1: get those those cold sores my mouth. Itchy. We're still

489
00:29:00,040 --> 00:29:02,680
Speaker 1: figuring out why the cold sores come in your assure you,

490
00:29:02,720 --> 00:29:06,640
Speaker 1: we're still doing research. But man, uh you're a legend.

491
00:29:06,880 --> 00:29:09,000
Speaker 1: And if look, if the spike up the butt, it

492
00:29:09,080 --> 00:29:11,000
Speaker 1: turns out to be as good as we all think

493
00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:13,640
Speaker 1: it's gonna be cool. I'll do it here, we go

494
00:29:14,200 --> 00:29:22,760
Speaker 1: not good, guys, it's not you guys. A little deeper

495
00:29:22,840 --> 00:29:25,600
Speaker 1: might get a little better. Oh yeah, we're gonna bringing

496
00:29:25,640 --> 00:29:36,000
Speaker 1: Timmy here. Timmy, push it deep first. Wait. Okay, all right, Ship,

497
00:29:36,160 --> 00:29:37,720
Speaker 1: all right, let's rip it out now, just go pull

498
00:29:37,760 --> 00:29:39,240
Speaker 1: it out slowly. I want you to rip it out

499
00:29:39,280 --> 00:29:40,960
Speaker 1: as hard as you can't. Okay, what do you know?

500
00:29:41,480 --> 00:29:44,920
Speaker 1: What do you mean? Ship? Uh? It does not look

501
00:29:44,960 --> 00:29:48,680
Speaker 1: it back here? What do you mean? Um? I pooped?

502
00:29:48,760 --> 00:29:51,920
Speaker 1: Just whatever I poop. It's fine, it's worse. What do

503
00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:54,280
Speaker 1: you mean holding open? It's holding open. We're bringing the

504
00:29:54,280 --> 00:29:57,640
Speaker 1: team around. I think you're holding open. Man, dude, here,

505
00:29:57,680 --> 00:30:01,800
Speaker 1: give me the pineapple. We gonna cep. We're gonna shove

506
00:30:01,840 --> 00:30:06,280
Speaker 1: that up your ass now that he's the pineapple guy. Uh,

507
00:30:06,320 --> 00:30:08,520
Speaker 1: your first sure gonna die. There's a lot of blood

508
00:30:08,520 --> 00:30:09,800
Speaker 1: back here, and we just need to know if the

509
00:30:09,840 --> 00:30:13,480
Speaker 1: pineapple can go, Hey, what you gotta see if you

510
00:30:13,520 --> 00:30:15,680
Speaker 1: can stop the bleeding. I don't know if pineapples can

511
00:30:15,720 --> 00:30:19,760
Speaker 1: stop anal bleeding. Why anybody in our civilization need a

512
00:30:19,760 --> 00:30:23,120
Speaker 1: pineapple up there? I remember when like a homeboy got

513
00:30:23,160 --> 00:30:26,200
Speaker 1: cut and then we put the maggots on his word

514
00:30:26,400 --> 00:30:29,800
Speaker 1: and they like they fixed it up, and he remember that.

515
00:30:30,320 --> 00:30:37,280
Speaker 1: We just think, remember he was he had a fever

516
00:30:38,160 --> 00:30:40,960
Speaker 1: on him and he was fine, worked out. Maybe the

517
00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:44,880
Speaker 1: pineapple the ass is a cure all. Can you imagine

518
00:30:44,880 --> 00:30:48,240
Speaker 1: if you're the guy who cures the spike up the ass, bloody,

519
00:30:48,280 --> 00:30:53,320
Speaker 1: go for it, Go for it, pineapple. What did you say, Doll?

520
00:30:53,840 --> 00:31:00,560
Speaker 1: It just hurt so much. I'm saying, don't. But we're

521
00:31:00,600 --> 00:31:03,640
Speaker 1: gonna name We're gonna name the company doll, alright and

522
00:31:03,800 --> 00:31:14,480
Speaker 1: honor never forget, forget you guys, Chris Catan, it is

523
00:31:14,680 --> 00:31:20,800
Speaker 1: doll Doll might show. Okay, now, SNL that one's fully

524
00:31:20,920 --> 00:31:23,719
Speaker 1: fleshed out. Okay, that one's pretty much forbade him. We

525
00:31:23,760 --> 00:31:27,200
Speaker 1: gave you everything on that one. What's crazy is they're

526
00:31:27,200 --> 00:31:30,240
Speaker 1: just gonna do a sketch about a podcast. Who thinks

527
00:31:30,280 --> 00:31:32,760
Speaker 1: that SNL is watching them and ripping their jokes that would,

528
00:31:33,480 --> 00:31:35,360
Speaker 1: and then they're gonna do what we just did, and

529
00:31:35,400 --> 00:31:37,600
Speaker 1: everyone's gonna be laughing at how dumb and stupid it is,

530
00:31:37,640 --> 00:31:40,160
Speaker 1: and we're gonna go. It's gonna be a sad episode

531
00:31:40,160 --> 00:31:44,800
Speaker 1: that day. We can't win, We can't win. Yeah, alright,

532
00:31:44,840 --> 00:31:49,800
Speaker 1: cut the commercials. Yeah, the guys. I don't I don't

533
00:31:49,800 --> 00:31:52,360
Speaker 1: mean to switch gears, but I definitely came in to

534
00:31:52,520 --> 00:31:56,360
Speaker 1: the pod today with this on my mind. Let's hear it.

535
00:31:56,880 --> 00:31:59,560
Speaker 1: I love it. Watched I watched T M and T

536
00:32:00,360 --> 00:32:04,840
Speaker 1: to Secret of the Ooze yesterday. Go Ninja Go, Ninja Go,

537
00:32:05,760 --> 00:32:10,720
Speaker 1: and not great, not great. Um, obviously Ninja Wrap is

538
00:32:10,840 --> 00:32:14,800
Speaker 1: very cool Vanilla Ice song. But can we talk about

539
00:32:15,040 --> 00:32:19,120
Speaker 1: the letdown and the disbelief you felt when you saw

540
00:32:19,760 --> 00:32:25,240
Speaker 1: Toca and Raise are instead of rock Steady and be Bop? Yeah?

541
00:32:25,360 --> 00:32:29,400
Speaker 1: What a switch? What do they call that? Bait and switch?

542
00:32:29,760 --> 00:32:33,800
Speaker 1: Baton switch? What the fun was that? That's a great question. Yeah,

543
00:32:33,960 --> 00:32:36,320
Speaker 1: Actually I don't know, because they had it. It was

544
00:32:36,360 --> 00:32:39,280
Speaker 1: obviously primed, so that must have just been a pure

545
00:32:39,480 --> 00:32:42,320
Speaker 1: business move. The rights thing, like they didn't own the

546
00:32:42,440 --> 00:32:47,600
Speaker 1: rights to Rocksteady and Bebop, or or people already had enough,

547
00:32:48,040 --> 00:32:50,000
Speaker 1: they already sold a ton of rock Steady and be

548
00:32:50,160 --> 00:32:54,960
Speaker 1: Bop toys off the off the cartoon, So then they

549
00:32:55,000 --> 00:32:56,719
Speaker 1: probably I bet you there's a version of the of

550
00:32:56,720 --> 00:32:59,440
Speaker 1: the movie with rock Steady and Bebop and then some

551
00:32:59,560 --> 00:33:03,760
Speaker 1: marketing guy, I mean whatever. I bet they were like,

552
00:33:03,840 --> 00:33:05,800
Speaker 1: we already we don't sell enough. We we're not gonna

553
00:33:05,960 --> 00:33:09,120
Speaker 1: rebirth rock Steady and Bebop. We got all of our people.

554
00:33:09,440 --> 00:33:13,080
Speaker 1: What we need to do is make brand new fucking

555
00:33:13,160 --> 00:33:17,400
Speaker 1: characters and launch them with the flick, with the ouze,

556
00:33:17,720 --> 00:33:23,920
Speaker 1: with everything, because didn't didn't rock Steady and Bebop have Uh,

557
00:33:24,120 --> 00:33:27,320
Speaker 1: they have different origin stories than than us, right, I

558
00:33:27,320 --> 00:33:30,960
Speaker 1: think they come from Dimension X. No, they were. They

559
00:33:30,960 --> 00:33:33,400
Speaker 1: were too like punk dudes. I don't know if they

560
00:33:33,400 --> 00:33:35,600
Speaker 1: got hit with the ooze, but they were definitely people

561
00:33:35,640 --> 00:33:37,880
Speaker 1: on Earth. I don't think they did. And that's probably

562
00:33:37,920 --> 00:33:41,320
Speaker 1: another logic issue that they ran into, was a logic

563
00:33:41,400 --> 00:33:45,160
Speaker 1: thing with Ninja Turtles. Well, but exactly this is early,

564
00:33:45,240 --> 00:33:47,880
Speaker 1: this is this the second movie, and they're like, they

565
00:33:47,920 --> 00:33:52,320
Speaker 1: probably saw an opportunity to make two new characters out

566
00:33:52,360 --> 00:33:55,040
Speaker 1: of the ooze and then you know, Crown that with

567
00:33:55,080 --> 00:34:01,080
Speaker 1: the fucking Super Shred or also Crown that ship. Yeah,

568
00:34:01,080 --> 00:34:03,040
Speaker 1: we gotta sell the fucking news. I wanted to. It

569
00:34:03,160 --> 00:34:04,880
Speaker 1: was so bad. That was the thing that I wanted

570
00:34:04,880 --> 00:34:08,480
Speaker 1: the most when that movie came out. What you just

571
00:34:08,560 --> 00:34:11,600
Speaker 1: wanted a can of ouze. You wanted us and landed

572
00:34:11,600 --> 00:34:14,719
Speaker 1: on Nickelodeon ghack. Yeah, Nickelodeon gack was cool because it

573
00:34:14,760 --> 00:34:17,799
Speaker 1: felt like what I thought might ouze might be. I

574
00:34:17,800 --> 00:34:20,439
Speaker 1: don't know. I always had assumed that the reason that

575
00:34:20,560 --> 00:34:23,959
Speaker 1: they were not the bad guys in that was that

576
00:34:24,680 --> 00:34:29,839
Speaker 1: maybe um they couldn't um make rock Steady look right,

577
00:34:30,040 --> 00:34:34,399
Speaker 1: like a rhino head seemed really hard to make interesting. Yeah,

578
00:34:34,440 --> 00:34:36,239
Speaker 1: I just thought maybe they like tried to make them

579
00:34:36,239 --> 00:34:38,600
Speaker 1: and then it just looked really fucking stupid, and they're like,

580
00:34:38,640 --> 00:34:41,120
Speaker 1: we we gotta come out by the different but of

581
00:34:41,160 --> 00:34:43,279
Speaker 1: course they get. But they made turtles look good. They

582
00:34:43,320 --> 00:34:45,160
Speaker 1: made Splinter look Yeah, they could have done that. I

583
00:34:45,200 --> 00:34:48,600
Speaker 1: think it's something that's why I'm going deeper. But I mean, dude,

584
00:34:48,600 --> 00:34:51,880
Speaker 1: the letdown was incredibly real dirt. To get back to

585
00:34:51,920 --> 00:34:54,839
Speaker 1: your first question, that ship was like all you wanted

586
00:34:54,840 --> 00:34:57,200
Speaker 1: to see was that Super super Shredder was dope, Like

587
00:34:57,280 --> 00:34:59,560
Speaker 1: Super shred By the way, Super Shredder is on screen

588
00:35:00,040 --> 00:35:04,200
Speaker 1: for thirty seconds and Kevin kills himself. Give it up

589
00:35:04,239 --> 00:35:07,960
Speaker 1: to Kevin Nash. Was it really? Yes, Kevin Nash is

590
00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:12,400
Speaker 1: a seven ft right, Yeah, he's out there. I didn't know, right,

591
00:35:14,320 --> 00:35:16,560
Speaker 1: But by the way he's like under that that doc

592
00:35:16,800 --> 00:35:19,480
Speaker 1: that they're all on, and they're like, by the way

593
00:35:19,560 --> 00:35:22,560
Speaker 1: work turtles, and like they just jump into the water.

594
00:35:23,040 --> 00:35:26,880
Speaker 1: As he's like bashing the the columns the support beams

595
00:35:26,880 --> 00:35:29,719
Speaker 1: of the dock that kills himself. I'm like he has

596
00:35:29,760 --> 00:35:33,839
Speaker 1: a rage moment. Okay, Like that's that's a pretty that's

597
00:35:33,840 --> 00:35:38,560
Speaker 1: a pretty direct lesson. You know, you know, you think

598
00:35:38,600 --> 00:35:41,239
Speaker 1: about your holes in the wall, maybe spend some time

599
00:35:41,239 --> 00:35:48,440
Speaker 1: plotting and scheming. Yeah, okay, yeah I did. But like

600
00:35:48,600 --> 00:35:51,120
Speaker 1: the fights into the end of the Turtles one was

601
00:35:51,280 --> 00:35:56,680
Speaker 1: so good they couldn't beat him. And Splinter, who's like

602
00:35:56,840 --> 00:36:00,359
Speaker 1: Mr Like lessons fucking schools them. And even when he's

603
00:36:00,360 --> 00:36:02,880
Speaker 1: holding him over the thing and the Shredder throws the

604
00:36:03,200 --> 00:36:04,960
Speaker 1: knife at him and he's got to let go and

605
00:36:04,960 --> 00:36:07,120
Speaker 1: it so he didn't kill him. That's right. He does

606
00:36:07,200 --> 00:36:10,400
Speaker 1: himself in in a smarter way than just like bashing

607
00:36:10,440 --> 00:36:12,880
Speaker 1: the dock. But yeah, but then Casey Jones straight up

608
00:36:12,920 --> 00:36:17,640
Speaker 1: crushes him in the garbage. Is that we gotta get

609
00:36:17,640 --> 00:36:25,400
Speaker 1: a but token razor. They're also like idiots, They're like stupid,

610
00:36:25,600 --> 00:36:28,840
Speaker 1: they can't talk. Yeah, they just kind of aren't they babies?

611
00:36:29,040 --> 00:36:31,520
Speaker 1: Aren't they babies? That's the whole thing. And the scientists

612
00:36:31,960 --> 00:36:35,399
Speaker 1: he says their babies. But then later the scientists is like,

613
00:36:35,480 --> 00:36:38,040
Speaker 1: the reason they're dumb is because I made them dumb

614
00:36:38,200 --> 00:36:40,680
Speaker 1: so that they wouldn't be such a good weapon. Oh yeah, no, no,

615
00:36:40,719 --> 00:36:43,359
Speaker 1: they're dumb because I did it. I did that. Who's

616
00:36:43,400 --> 00:36:46,560
Speaker 1: the scientist? Scientists? Dude is awesome? Who is that actor?

617
00:36:46,640 --> 00:36:51,320
Speaker 1: He's like, is he British legit British actor, like shakes

618
00:36:51,760 --> 00:36:56,520
Speaker 1: beer festival type guy who's like Wilfred h. Shakespeare, give

619
00:36:56,560 --> 00:37:00,479
Speaker 1: me the check. But like Hollywood is still a kind

620
00:37:00,520 --> 00:37:03,280
Speaker 1: of doing that, like with Tokla and rays. Like remember

621
00:37:03,440 --> 00:37:06,920
Speaker 1: like they made the Wolverine movie and Deadpool was the

622
00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:10,480
Speaker 1: bad guy. It was Ryan Reynolds as Deadpool, but like

623
00:37:11,160 --> 00:37:13,520
Speaker 1: he was like this dude with like skin over his

624
00:37:13,600 --> 00:37:15,799
Speaker 1: mouth and like blades coming out of his hand. Like

625
00:37:15,880 --> 00:37:21,799
Speaker 1: it wasn't right at all. Like sometimes Hollywood just now

626
00:37:21,840 --> 00:37:24,920
Speaker 1: they're kind of learning their lesson on like, no matter

627
00:37:25,480 --> 00:37:30,320
Speaker 1: how much the audience knows, like the um the property,

628
00:37:30,560 --> 00:37:34,279
Speaker 1: you gotta service it correctly because somebody's gonna be mad

629
00:37:34,320 --> 00:37:36,960
Speaker 1: at you. Like the fact that they had Deadpool the

630
00:37:37,080 --> 00:37:39,799
Speaker 1: character in a Wolverine movie and he was just a

631
00:37:39,880 --> 00:37:43,480
Speaker 1: complete fucking whiff of a character. It was just like

632
00:37:43,719 --> 00:37:48,480
Speaker 1: the Wolverine. It was at the Helicopter. The first one

633
00:37:48,600 --> 00:37:51,520
Speaker 1: Hugh Jackman ever did. The main bad guy was Deadpool

634
00:37:51,640 --> 00:37:54,400
Speaker 1: and it was Ryan Reynolds. But it had nothing no

635
00:37:54,920 --> 00:37:57,759
Speaker 1: like Deadpool anything. I never said was it? What did

636
00:37:57,760 --> 00:37:59,239
Speaker 1: they do? Yeah? I didn't see either, but I'm gonna

637
00:37:59,239 --> 00:38:01,920
Speaker 1: ask just consider tool questions. What was the stuff over

638
00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:03,919
Speaker 1: the mouth and all that? Was that like them trying

639
00:38:03,920 --> 00:38:07,240
Speaker 1: to just reinvent the character and not because the character

640
00:38:07,360 --> 00:38:09,399
Speaker 1: was kind of off the radar, so they're like, well,

641
00:38:09,400 --> 00:38:11,880
Speaker 1: we need to plus this fucking character up. Was that? Well,

642
00:38:11,920 --> 00:38:14,759
Speaker 1: the whole thing about Deadpool is he never like shuts up,

643
00:38:14,960 --> 00:38:16,680
Speaker 1: and I think maybe they didn't want to give like

644
00:38:16,800 --> 00:38:21,279
Speaker 1: Ryan Reynolds lines. Wow, they learned their lesson huh X

645
00:38:21,320 --> 00:38:24,200
Speaker 1: Men origins. Wolverine is often regarded as one of the

646
00:38:24,280 --> 00:38:27,319
Speaker 1: weakest entries in the Fox X Men movie franchise. Yes,

647
00:38:27,440 --> 00:38:30,440
Speaker 1: and I'm sorry. I'm reading notes from our producers right now.

648
00:38:30,480 --> 00:38:32,840
Speaker 1: And one of the biggest criticisms of the film is

649
00:38:32,920 --> 00:38:36,600
Speaker 1: its portrayal of Wade Wilson, a k a. Deadpool. When

650
00:38:36,600 --> 00:38:39,320
Speaker 1: it was released in two thousand nine, fans wanted nothing

651
00:38:39,400 --> 00:38:43,960
Speaker 1: more than to see the murk with the mouth, the mouth,

652
00:38:44,880 --> 00:38:47,319
Speaker 1: big nickname on the street. Yeah, and he had no mouth,

653
00:38:47,440 --> 00:38:49,440
Speaker 1: is what you're saying. Yeah, they sealed his mouth and

654
00:38:49,480 --> 00:38:53,200
Speaker 1: they made like knives coming out of his hands fucking things. Sucks. Yeah,

655
00:38:53,200 --> 00:38:55,080
Speaker 1: that's whack. I mean, what is that? That's like you're

656
00:38:55,120 --> 00:38:58,279
Speaker 1: pushing down to a date. You're pushing to a date

657
00:38:58,280 --> 00:39:00,360
Speaker 1: and you're just making wrong decisions. But you have to

658
00:39:00,440 --> 00:39:03,000
Speaker 1: keep going because there's a fucking date that this has

659
00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:05,800
Speaker 1: to hit. They're saying, like a premier day, Like yeah, yeah,

660
00:39:05,840 --> 00:39:07,960
Speaker 1: because you're not, you're there's not enough time to actually

661
00:39:07,960 --> 00:39:10,680
Speaker 1: exercise it. And then once you're tumbling making a movie,

662
00:39:10,760 --> 00:39:15,040
Speaker 1: you're fucking going. You know, if this drama, especially if

663
00:39:15,040 --> 00:39:17,200
Speaker 1: you have to hit a weekend in the box office,

664
00:39:17,320 --> 00:39:19,720
Speaker 1: like you know, damn, bro, you gotta hit a slot

665
00:39:19,719 --> 00:39:22,760
Speaker 1: before other people were coming in the cart before the horse.

666
00:39:22,840 --> 00:39:25,600
Speaker 1: What a fucking and it bones so many movies it

667
00:39:25,680 --> 00:39:28,480
Speaker 1: boned like The Girl's Ghostbusters because they were just backs

668
00:39:28,520 --> 00:39:32,239
Speaker 1: up against the wall, like we gotta make this movie now, right, Yeah,

669
00:39:32,520 --> 00:39:34,919
Speaker 1: that ship's rough, man, you gotta let it have its

670
00:39:34,960 --> 00:39:37,919
Speaker 1: time to think about it. Yeah, well now I feel

671
00:39:37,960 --> 00:39:39,920
Speaker 1: like well with like COVID and on that ship. So

672
00:39:39,960 --> 00:39:43,279
Speaker 1: many movies got held for so long that and they

673
00:39:43,280 --> 00:39:45,440
Speaker 1: could have like retinkered, Like didn't I hear that the

674
00:39:45,480 --> 00:39:47,880
Speaker 1: Top Gun movies finally coming out and that ship was

675
00:39:47,960 --> 00:39:51,080
Speaker 1: done in like two thousand nineteen. Yeah, it's been done

676
00:39:51,080 --> 00:39:54,360
Speaker 1: for a while. That's crazy, but that's them just waiting.

677
00:39:54,560 --> 00:39:58,280
Speaker 1: But what's dope about that is that they did something

678
00:39:58,360 --> 00:40:00,800
Speaker 1: on that movie that they, oh, no one else is

679
00:40:00,840 --> 00:40:04,240
Speaker 1: gonna do, which is fly actual real planes and ship

680
00:40:04,280 --> 00:40:06,479
Speaker 1: and like film that. So it's going to be it's

681
00:40:06,520 --> 00:40:08,480
Speaker 1: going to be an experience that like they know they're

682
00:40:08,480 --> 00:40:11,239
Speaker 1: not up against like another Top Gun movie like it

683
00:40:11,360 --> 00:40:14,959
Speaker 1: or even fighter Jets because it's it's its own animal. Yeah. Yeah,

684
00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:16,480
Speaker 1: that's cool. I bet a lot of the ship in

685
00:40:16,520 --> 00:40:22,040
Speaker 1: that movie is very real. Yeah, stunts are going to

686
00:40:22,120 --> 00:40:25,479
Speaker 1: be so has to fly the fucking plane like god

687
00:40:25,640 --> 00:40:30,840
Speaker 1: damn man, that's that's awesome. It's no, that's cool. This

688
00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:34,680
Speaker 1: dude is out there for real flying fighter jets and

689
00:40:34,880 --> 00:40:39,280
Speaker 1: remembers his lines. It's cool unless it goes really really south.

690
00:40:39,800 --> 00:40:42,560
Speaker 1: What if it goes back? That's what makes it cool.

691
00:40:42,680 --> 00:40:44,920
Speaker 1: Haven't we talked about this before? That's what he wants.

692
00:40:45,040 --> 00:40:48,520
Speaker 1: This dude wants to explode. Oh what we haven't talked

693
00:40:48,560 --> 00:40:53,080
Speaker 1: about this? I feel like death wish. Of course he

694
00:40:53,120 --> 00:40:55,120
Speaker 1: has a death wish. Of course, that's what he wants

695
00:40:55,120 --> 00:40:59,359
Speaker 1: to happen. He wants to give everything to this and

696
00:40:59,360 --> 00:41:02,160
Speaker 1: and and all. And if that's what happens, it will

697
00:41:02,200 --> 00:41:07,279
Speaker 1: be an honor right to watch them. C G I

698
00:41:09,040 --> 00:41:12,440
Speaker 1: the rest of the movie scan me. Yeah, before I

699
00:41:12,520 --> 00:41:16,560
Speaker 1: go up? Why doesn't he do like Evil KANEVL movie

700
00:41:16,560 --> 00:41:19,360
Speaker 1: where he plays Evil KANEVL and really does stunts like

701
00:41:19,360 --> 00:41:22,279
Speaker 1: they're doing that, aren't they? Is it with Tom Cruise? No,

702
00:41:22,440 --> 00:41:25,000
Speaker 1: but it's with somebody. Well it's like, yes, that's what

703
00:41:25,040 --> 00:41:27,640
Speaker 1: he wants, but that's not what he wants, you know

704
00:41:27,680 --> 00:41:29,759
Speaker 1: what I mean? Like, if it happens, he'll do one

705
00:41:29,840 --> 00:41:32,960
Speaker 1: a movie and cause a fucking hype and then you know,

706
00:41:33,320 --> 00:41:36,640
Speaker 1: like he doesn't actually want it, but if he wants it,

707
00:41:36,680 --> 00:41:39,640
Speaker 1: he wants it. Here we go. Should we just write

708
00:41:39,680 --> 00:41:42,440
Speaker 1: a a c g I kids movie called Bagel KANEVL

709
00:41:42,640 --> 00:41:48,640
Speaker 1: and it's about like a daredevil bagel. Yeah, yeah, that's great.

710
00:41:49,280 --> 00:41:51,880
Speaker 1: Are you using real beagles and they're doing real stunts?

711
00:41:51,920 --> 00:41:53,840
Speaker 1: And is Peter going to come after you? Or is

712
00:41:53,880 --> 00:41:56,680
Speaker 1: this animated? No? C G I, c g I animated

713
00:41:56,719 --> 00:41:59,280
Speaker 1: for sure. And like he's like the kind of nerdiest

714
00:41:59,320 --> 00:42:01,160
Speaker 1: dog on the block because he's just like a beagle,

715
00:42:01,320 --> 00:42:03,680
Speaker 1: like very good. It's like a German shepherd. There's a

716
00:42:03,760 --> 00:42:07,040
Speaker 1: Rott Wilder. There's like a hot, sexy, long hair Chihuahua.

717
00:42:07,280 --> 00:42:09,719
Speaker 1: Oh god, damn, you know what I'm saying. That's a guy.

718
00:42:09,800 --> 00:42:14,560
Speaker 1: That's a guy. Big hits. It's a guy. Oh yeah,

719
00:42:15,520 --> 00:42:19,120
Speaker 1: bagle is a girl. Oh yeah, the bitch the beagle

720
00:42:19,200 --> 00:42:22,680
Speaker 1: Bagele kinegl is a girl. Yes, of course that Your

721
00:42:22,680 --> 00:42:25,000
Speaker 1: boobs are huge. You want this to get made right?

722
00:42:25,200 --> 00:42:34,359
Speaker 1: The beagle is a girl. What was that movie where

723
00:42:34,400 --> 00:42:37,600
Speaker 1: the dog was a person? My brother showed it to

724
00:42:37,680 --> 00:42:40,600
Speaker 1: us we were standing talking to It was like Call

725
00:42:40,640 --> 00:42:44,759
Speaker 1: of the Wild with Harrison Ford or something, and he

726
00:42:44,840 --> 00:42:47,000
Speaker 1: has a dog as his accomplice in that movie. I've

727
00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:49,359
Speaker 1: never seen the movie they put somebody like they put

728
00:42:49,480 --> 00:42:51,880
Speaker 1: dots on a person and had the person run around

729
00:42:51,880 --> 00:42:55,160
Speaker 1: on all four Yeah. Like, if you watch the movie,

730
00:42:55,320 --> 00:42:57,400
Speaker 1: you only see a dog and the dog acts like

731
00:42:57,400 --> 00:42:59,880
Speaker 1: a dog, but the dog was played by a person

732
00:43:00,520 --> 00:43:03,840
Speaker 1: the entire movie. Beck producers chiming in it might have

733
00:43:03,840 --> 00:43:06,840
Speaker 1: been shaggy dog. Maybe it was a shaggy dog. Maybe,

734
00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:14,160
Speaker 1: I said, there's probably dug shaggy dog. Baby, Yeah, there

735
00:43:14,280 --> 00:43:16,839
Speaker 1: was this dog. I think you're I think the movie

736
00:43:16,840 --> 00:43:19,040
Speaker 1: you're talking about, right, But that doesn't that seems like

737
00:43:19,080 --> 00:43:21,440
Speaker 1: it can't be real. I think it's real. What is

738
00:43:21,480 --> 00:43:23,839
Speaker 1: the benefit? What's the benefit of that? Why why not

739
00:43:23,920 --> 00:43:26,520
Speaker 1: just get it? You get the dog to do better

740
00:43:26,680 --> 00:43:30,040
Speaker 1: things on set? Like you've worked with dogs on set?

741
00:43:30,080 --> 00:43:32,200
Speaker 1: They're tough and I have I feel like I talked

742
00:43:32,200 --> 00:43:35,719
Speaker 1: about dogs shoot the ship out of my arm. And

743
00:43:35,760 --> 00:43:37,799
Speaker 1: then like a year later, I'm watching Django and I

744
00:43:37,840 --> 00:43:40,319
Speaker 1: see the same dog like pulling apart of slave and

745
00:43:40,360 --> 00:43:43,680
Speaker 1: it fucking triggered me. Yeah, that was a crazy stunt.

746
00:43:43,760 --> 00:43:46,520
Speaker 1: Big ups. I'm basically saying it's it was the same. No,

747
00:43:46,640 --> 00:43:49,040
Speaker 1: that was scary. I was right there. That was fucking narmy.

748
00:43:49,120 --> 00:43:51,600
Speaker 1: It was like, what is yeah, that it was crazy.

749
00:43:51,920 --> 00:43:54,680
Speaker 1: We're talking about the dog lick in your butt hole. No,

750
00:43:55,360 --> 00:44:06,560
Speaker 1: that was one uh hungry like the wolf dog episode.

751
00:44:06,640 --> 00:44:08,720
Speaker 1: And we had a malon Wa, which is like a

752
00:44:08,719 --> 00:44:13,280
Speaker 1: German shepherd whatever but's smarter, attack me and it grabbed

753
00:44:13,280 --> 00:44:15,400
Speaker 1: onto my arm, but we had my arm covered in

754
00:44:15,440 --> 00:44:18,480
Speaker 1: like something. It was like a pad, like a stiff pad,

755
00:44:18,840 --> 00:44:20,600
Speaker 1: and it's supposed to just grab the pad, but it

756
00:44:20,640 --> 00:44:23,800
Speaker 1: grabbed my arm and I had fucking teeth marks and

757
00:44:23,840 --> 00:44:27,759
Speaker 1: it was bruised for like three weeks. Damn. That's fucking crazy, hurt.

758
00:44:27,800 --> 00:44:31,800
Speaker 1: Like I'm a sucker. But I'm like we're rolling. Yeah, okay,

759
00:44:31,880 --> 00:44:35,640
Speaker 1: Tom cruise no. But I was like, let's just let's

760
00:44:35,680 --> 00:44:41,239
Speaker 1: just do this really well. Oh my god. There there

761
00:44:41,440 --> 00:44:43,600
Speaker 1: was a point where like we went for like thirty

762
00:44:43,600 --> 00:44:45,080
Speaker 1: seconds and it kept going and I was like, okay,

763
00:44:45,080 --> 00:44:48,239
Speaker 1: he's on me. He's on me. Yeah. I remember I

764
00:44:48,239 --> 00:44:50,239
Speaker 1: couldn't tell, like if you I couldn't tell if you

765
00:44:50,280 --> 00:44:53,160
Speaker 1: were sucking around. I remember being like, okay, no, Dirs

766
00:44:53,200 --> 00:44:55,640
Speaker 1: is fine, he's just freaking off. He's it was like

767
00:44:56,480 --> 00:44:58,640
Speaker 1: and then I think it was like a couple, a

768
00:44:58,760 --> 00:45:01,520
Speaker 1: couple maybe like days or a week later when I

769
00:45:01,520 --> 00:45:04,000
Speaker 1: saw the bruise and it was like, oh, ship, it

770
00:45:04,080 --> 00:45:08,120
Speaker 1: was n thought you weren't choking, but man, just in

771
00:45:08,200 --> 00:45:12,399
Speaker 1: it to win it. That sucks. Cruise dogs they got

772
00:45:12,400 --> 00:45:18,120
Speaker 1: the jaws of life on them. I'm just doing the board. Now.

773
00:45:18,280 --> 00:45:21,640
Speaker 1: Have you ever been attacked by a dog, Kyle, No,

774
00:45:21,760 --> 00:45:24,640
Speaker 1: ever in your life did what happened? I forget it.

775
00:45:26,120 --> 00:45:28,720
Speaker 1: I don't think I have no. When I was really young,

776
00:45:29,200 --> 00:45:32,520
Speaker 1: I remember going over to like my aunt's house and

777
00:45:32,560 --> 00:45:34,200
Speaker 1: like they had a dog and it kind of like

778
00:45:34,280 --> 00:45:36,160
Speaker 1: scared me. So I started running away from it, and

779
00:45:36,239 --> 00:45:37,960
Speaker 1: then it like jumped on me and was like kind

780
00:45:37,960 --> 00:45:40,600
Speaker 1: of nipping at me. Yeah, the bit ever since, I've

781
00:45:40,680 --> 00:45:42,880
Speaker 1: kind of been a little a little bit afraid of dogs.

782
00:45:42,960 --> 00:45:45,200
Speaker 1: Didn't get you. It didn't like break skin or anything,

783
00:45:45,239 --> 00:45:49,080
Speaker 1: but it was definitely like in my face, going like right, oh,

784
00:45:49,160 --> 00:45:51,919
Speaker 1: so it was just it was just flexing on there. Yeah,

785
00:45:51,920 --> 00:45:54,680
Speaker 1: but scared the fucking ship out of me. Dude. Yeah, No,

786
00:45:54,800 --> 00:45:56,320
Speaker 1: I mean I get that. It is you got to

787
00:45:56,400 --> 00:45:59,880
Speaker 1: bark back. Yeah, I handled the situation totally wrong. Like,

788
00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:01,799
Speaker 1: first off, I don't think you should freak out and

789
00:46:01,840 --> 00:46:03,920
Speaker 1: just like run away from the dog because they're crying.

790
00:46:04,040 --> 00:46:07,800
Speaker 1: Think you're like playing, Yeah, then I'm like crying. Yeah,

791
00:46:07,880 --> 00:46:09,880
Speaker 1: it was terrifying. I do. Like you ever watch that

792
00:46:09,960 --> 00:46:13,600
Speaker 1: Caesar Dog Dude show, like the Dog whatever. I watched

793
00:46:13,640 --> 00:46:17,160
Speaker 1: a lot of Caesar Milan, dog talker Caesar Milan. He

794
00:46:17,239 --> 00:46:20,399
Speaker 1: just lets se fucking dogs bite his hands. He does, yeah,

795
00:46:20,400 --> 00:46:24,719
Speaker 1: because he's like, okay, they'll they'll nip. They rarely ever

796
00:46:25,280 --> 00:46:27,960
Speaker 1: bite and hold on like truly attack, but they'll like

797
00:46:28,040 --> 00:46:30,360
Speaker 1: take bites at him. And his whole move is to

798
00:46:30,440 --> 00:46:33,200
Speaker 1: just be like, act like it doesn't hurt, don't show fear.

799
00:46:33,920 --> 00:46:36,279
Speaker 1: And then they're like I fucking just pit this dude,

800
00:46:36,360 --> 00:46:39,960
Speaker 1: heeling you fuck? Oh my god. Yeah. I watched a

801
00:46:39,960 --> 00:46:42,040
Speaker 1: lot of that when we were when we first got

802
00:46:42,080 --> 00:46:44,480
Speaker 1: our dogs, well we got one and then two and

803
00:46:44,480 --> 00:46:47,480
Speaker 1: then three, and then they just dog. They just fucking

804
00:46:47,880 --> 00:46:50,720
Speaker 1: when they're when they're when they're little, they just sucking

805
00:46:51,080 --> 00:46:53,560
Speaker 1: dig into you, you know, they just sucking. They got

806
00:46:53,640 --> 00:46:56,160
Speaker 1: little puppy teeth and they just go at you. Right.

807
00:46:56,719 --> 00:46:58,839
Speaker 1: Even now, my dog still will mark there like, well

808
00:46:58,960 --> 00:47:01,759
Speaker 1: we'll warn like I got like babies crawling around and

809
00:47:01,800 --> 00:47:06,080
Speaker 1: my oldest dog will be like I don't like that. Yeah,

810
00:47:06,120 --> 00:47:08,840
Speaker 1: I feel the same way. I don't like dogs barking

811
00:47:08,840 --> 00:47:12,120
Speaker 1: at babies like me too. Yeah, I totally, I totally

812
00:47:12,120 --> 00:47:14,760
Speaker 1: hear you. It's it's not a fun thing to watch.

813
00:47:14,760 --> 00:47:17,760
Speaker 1: I'm glad we had to said that. Yeah, I agree,

814
00:47:17,800 --> 00:47:20,920
Speaker 1: I doesn't that. Yeah, dude, if a dog like bites

815
00:47:20,960 --> 00:47:23,160
Speaker 1: a little kid on the face, that's so funked up

816
00:47:23,200 --> 00:47:27,320
Speaker 1: that ship. That's just like my worst nightmare. Yes, thankfully.

817
00:47:27,400 --> 00:47:30,080
Speaker 1: I mean it's just a growl over here like nothing's happening.

818
00:47:30,160 --> 00:47:32,480
Speaker 1: It's not what you need to punk your dog, dude,

819
00:47:32,800 --> 00:47:35,040
Speaker 1: Like you want to yell, Yeah, you want to punk

820
00:47:35,080 --> 00:47:37,319
Speaker 1: my dogs? I raised I raised three of those dogs.

821
00:47:37,360 --> 00:47:40,040
Speaker 1: I punk my dogs. Man. They really get on my

822
00:47:40,080 --> 00:47:44,440
Speaker 1: nerves sometimes. Yeah, you gotta get the the like lobster

823
00:47:44,520 --> 00:47:47,359
Speaker 1: rubber bands on the snouts and what are those, Oh

824
00:47:47,640 --> 00:47:50,279
Speaker 1: you like seal their mouth shut. I'm just gonna put

825
00:47:50,320 --> 00:47:52,520
Speaker 1: the cones on them. You can do that stuff. We don't.

826
00:47:52,600 --> 00:47:54,080
Speaker 1: We don't do any of that. We tried the bark

827
00:47:54,080 --> 00:47:57,880
Speaker 1: callers once, but it is just when they're like and

828
00:47:57,880 --> 00:48:03,239
Speaker 1: then you hear him yelping, It's like, I'm not doing that, man,

829
00:48:03,280 --> 00:48:06,319
Speaker 1: I'm not. Yeah, that's crazy, but I do hit him

830
00:48:06,320 --> 00:48:12,879
Speaker 1: with it. You want to Yeah, let's brow. You gotta

831
00:48:12,880 --> 00:48:15,000
Speaker 1: be like DMX out there. No, the movie is just

832
00:48:15,040 --> 00:48:16,920
Speaker 1: like you just to give him a command because all

833
00:48:16,960 --> 00:48:19,080
Speaker 1: they want to just like sit down, sit down, right?

834
00:48:19,200 --> 00:48:22,839
Speaker 1: You know that the voice is I'm listening, let's sit

835
00:48:23,160 --> 00:48:29,400
Speaker 1: down listening. Oh really, dude, I got the chilliest you

836
00:48:29,520 --> 00:48:35,719
Speaker 1: got this role in? Oh really? Anyways, Wow, dude, I

837
00:48:35,840 --> 00:48:39,120
Speaker 1: like that topical. Dude, you know what's about to have

838
00:48:39,200 --> 00:48:41,080
Speaker 1: some drops on it that I need to go. I

839
00:48:41,120 --> 00:48:44,520
Speaker 1: need to dissect that Johnny Depp court case. I know

840
00:48:44,640 --> 00:48:47,040
Speaker 1: there's some good ship in there. You gotta let him

841
00:48:47,080 --> 00:48:49,759
Speaker 1: pop though first, know, or are you gonna get them

842
00:48:49,800 --> 00:48:52,759
Speaker 1: before the getting's gone? Like don't you want them to

843
00:48:52,800 --> 00:48:55,759
Speaker 1: go viral first? Or some people know what the fucking references?

844
00:48:55,880 --> 00:48:58,480
Speaker 1: Or I guess it doesn't matter. Maybe I don't know

845
00:48:58,560 --> 00:49:01,240
Speaker 1: there we're not getting. There's a lot of viral moments.

846
00:49:01,239 --> 00:49:03,040
Speaker 1: I just don't know. I don't know. I've got to

847
00:49:03,120 --> 00:49:04,759
Speaker 1: kind of comb through it. Where can I watch the

848
00:49:04,840 --> 00:49:08,920
Speaker 1: court case? It's like court law on YouTube. It's on YouTube.

849
00:49:08,960 --> 00:49:11,880
Speaker 1: It's like crime in Law. It's a Crime in Law channel,

850
00:49:12,040 --> 00:49:14,399
Speaker 1: but they blew it. There's another one that doesn't bur

851
00:49:14,520 --> 00:49:17,480
Speaker 1: stuff and beep stuff. Here's my question, is this sexism

852
00:49:17,480 --> 00:49:20,839
Speaker 1: that's happening where Obviously I think both these people are

853
00:49:20,880 --> 00:49:23,600
Speaker 1: like in a damaged relationship right now. Nobody's coming out

854
00:49:23,600 --> 00:49:25,879
Speaker 1: clean on the they're not good to each other. But

855
00:49:25,920 --> 00:49:28,560
Speaker 1: why is this sexism that the only thing I've heard

856
00:49:29,080 --> 00:49:30,960
Speaker 1: out of this whole thing is that she's shotting his

857
00:49:31,080 --> 00:49:33,680
Speaker 1: bed on purpose. Well, that's that's a highlight. That's a

858
00:49:33,719 --> 00:49:38,080
Speaker 1: big highlight, okay. Or is that the craziest thing? Um?

859
00:49:38,480 --> 00:49:40,280
Speaker 1: I don't know what kind of To me, it feels

860
00:49:40,320 --> 00:49:42,319
Speaker 1: like it's a prank war, like she shoot in his

861
00:49:42,440 --> 00:49:44,680
Speaker 1: bed and then like she took the pictures of him,

862
00:49:44,719 --> 00:49:48,080
Speaker 1: like with the ice cream melted. It just seems kind

863
00:49:48,080 --> 00:49:50,919
Speaker 1: of like a one sided prank war, which the ice

864
00:49:50,920 --> 00:49:54,800
Speaker 1: cream melted. Funny because I think that he fell asleep.

865
00:49:54,800 --> 00:49:56,799
Speaker 1: He says, he fell asleep, went out to ice cream

866
00:49:56,800 --> 00:49:58,600
Speaker 1: in his hand, and then she put the ice cream

867
00:49:58,640 --> 00:50:00,719
Speaker 1: there after he's passed out. Yeah, it's kind of like

868
00:50:00,719 --> 00:50:02,440
Speaker 1: when your friends would like pass out and then you

869
00:50:02,560 --> 00:50:05,120
Speaker 1: pour a bunch of lotion on him and chick she

870
00:50:05,200 --> 00:50:09,120
Speaker 1: snapped a picture. Yeah, what's the ice cream thing? Are

871
00:50:09,120 --> 00:50:11,359
Speaker 1: you making up? The ice cream thing, or that there's

872
00:50:11,400 --> 00:50:13,600
Speaker 1: a cool picture of him. There's some picture of him

873
00:50:13,640 --> 00:50:16,680
Speaker 1: where the fucking melted ice passed hours head back, melted

874
00:50:16,719 --> 00:50:19,720
Speaker 1: ice cream all over his crotch, one hand in his pocket.

875
00:50:19,880 --> 00:50:22,560
Speaker 1: And yeah, he's claiming that he was on set for

876
00:50:22,600 --> 00:50:25,640
Speaker 1: seventeen hours down on the couch and then she just

877
00:50:25,680 --> 00:50:28,279
Speaker 1: like plopped a little Ben and Jerry's in his lap

878
00:50:28,360 --> 00:50:31,040
Speaker 1: and then took a photo. Oh, he says, like she's

879
00:50:31,080 --> 00:50:33,480
Speaker 1: shaming him or whatever. Yeah, she's doing a little prank.

880
00:50:33,960 --> 00:50:35,920
Speaker 1: He's like, I didn't fall asleep with the ice cream.

881
00:50:35,920 --> 00:50:39,400
Speaker 1: I got my hand in my pocket. Yeah, yeah, I

882
00:50:39,440 --> 00:50:41,520
Speaker 1: love his defense. He's like, look, my hand is in

883
00:50:41,560 --> 00:50:44,520
Speaker 1: my pocket. But even then, this girl fell asleep with

884
00:50:44,600 --> 00:50:47,200
Speaker 1: his hand in his pocket. That's kind of wild. That's some.

885
00:50:47,480 --> 00:50:49,960
Speaker 1: That's some like bachelor party, weekend ship. We're like, you

886
00:50:50,040 --> 00:50:52,360
Speaker 1: just see your homie in the corner, sleeping with hands

887
00:50:52,360 --> 00:50:57,319
Speaker 1: in his pocket, fully dressed, sunglasses still on you, Like

888
00:50:58,239 --> 00:51:02,240
Speaker 1: he's alive. Right, we'll put this on him and snap

889
00:51:02,239 --> 00:51:05,320
Speaker 1: a picture. How many days are left with that trial?

890
00:51:05,640 --> 00:51:08,080
Speaker 1: He's got to be close to over right, Well, he

891
00:51:08,080 --> 00:51:11,480
Speaker 1: he like testified for what like sucking all last week, right,

892
00:51:11,920 --> 00:51:14,120
Speaker 1: like he was on the stand, bro, he's why I

893
00:51:14,120 --> 00:51:16,120
Speaker 1: think that she's got to get up there still on

894
00:51:16,160 --> 00:51:18,239
Speaker 1: this I haven't followed it at all. All I know

895
00:51:18,280 --> 00:51:20,480
Speaker 1: is people are throwing wine bottles and somebody duke get

896
00:51:20,520 --> 00:51:23,759
Speaker 1: into bed. Yeah, dude, that's that's the highlights. But also, like,

897
00:51:23,800 --> 00:51:27,000
Speaker 1: what's worse throwing a wine bottle at somebody or shooting

898
00:51:27,000 --> 00:51:30,480
Speaker 1: in their bed, because one is just like an isolated act,

899
00:51:30,520 --> 00:51:34,120
Speaker 1: but the other ones like aggressive, actual physical towards somebody.

900
00:51:34,160 --> 00:51:37,040
Speaker 1: But the wine bottle, the bottles, the bottles worse. Yeah,

901
00:51:37,160 --> 00:51:40,000
Speaker 1: shooting in the bed, that's kind of that's funny. I

902
00:51:40,000 --> 00:51:42,200
Speaker 1: mean yeah, Depth was cracking up when he was talking

903
00:51:42,200 --> 00:51:45,840
Speaker 1: about it. Dude, It's like he thought it was funny.

904
00:51:46,680 --> 00:51:49,759
Speaker 1: I think this is actually pretty funny. Normally I think

905
00:51:49,840 --> 00:51:54,319
Speaker 1: shooting into bed is cool, man, but not today. I was.

906
00:51:54,520 --> 00:51:56,960
Speaker 1: It was on sip for seventeen hours, as tired as

907
00:51:57,040 --> 00:51:59,000
Speaker 1: fucking I try to get in my bed, I sitting

908
00:51:59,120 --> 00:52:03,719
Speaker 1: ship laugh. You know, we know Blake had this in

909
00:52:03,760 --> 00:52:08,680
Speaker 1: the chamber, this fucking killer impression. Dude. The guy is

910
00:52:09,320 --> 00:52:12,160
Speaker 1: I mean, he's get a YouTube channel for this guy.

911
00:52:12,200 --> 00:52:17,000
Speaker 1: Dead Ringer, that's a dead Ringer. Our friends Frank caliendo

912
00:52:17,120 --> 00:52:27,839
Speaker 1: over here. Oh my god, keep going, don't stop, talk

913
00:52:27,920 --> 00:52:35,000
Speaker 1: about like renting a car, go went to He does

914
00:52:35,000 --> 00:52:36,600
Speaker 1: get held close to the mic like that he does.

915
00:52:36,680 --> 00:52:40,400
Speaker 1: He's well, he's very one. No, he's very like, doesn't

916
00:52:40,400 --> 00:52:42,480
Speaker 1: go up or down. It's all just kind of like

917
00:52:42,840 --> 00:52:45,759
Speaker 1: after twelve rounds of finding like a just kind of

918
00:52:45,760 --> 00:52:48,719
Speaker 1: a beatle. Just don't get it. You're in your head.

919
00:52:48,760 --> 00:52:50,480
Speaker 1: Get out of your head. You know it's it's hard.

920
00:52:50,920 --> 00:52:54,040
Speaker 1: Just roll with You're good, you're good, Just roll all right.

921
00:52:54,120 --> 00:52:58,360
Speaker 1: Let me close and let me close my eyes. Okay,

922
00:52:59,000 --> 00:53:02,480
Speaker 1: not that funny. It's it's more embarrassment in secondhand barrassment

923
00:53:02,600 --> 00:53:06,880
Speaker 1: for myself. I can't do it. I can't do it anymore.

924
00:53:06,880 --> 00:53:11,319
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry everyone. I feel bad now everyone at home.

925
00:53:11,360 --> 00:53:14,240
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. He was killing it, not a dead ringer.

926
00:53:16,040 --> 00:53:20,359
Speaker 1: Do you mind if I talked to you about diarrhea? Sure, dude,

927
00:53:20,400 --> 00:53:23,280
Speaker 1: I got the fucking flu. I had major, major spray

928
00:53:23,360 --> 00:53:27,719
Speaker 1: coming out the right. Yeah, talk about diarrhea. There was

929
00:53:28,280 --> 00:53:34,040
Speaker 1: no dice here. It's going around, Be careful, watch yourself. No,

930
00:53:34,040 --> 00:53:38,520
Speaker 1: no dice? What run that one by me again? You

931
00:53:38,520 --> 00:53:43,879
Speaker 1: had diarrhea? No dice? Yeah, no, dice. Not good when

932
00:53:43,880 --> 00:53:45,840
Speaker 1: you say no dice. You made it in the context

933
00:53:45,880 --> 00:53:50,840
Speaker 1: of what, oh boy, you never heard someone just grib

934
00:53:50,920 --> 00:54:00,280
Speaker 1: having diarrheas, there's no dice me right, you got me? Anyways,

935
00:54:00,480 --> 00:54:04,640
Speaker 1: be safe out there and be safe, be careful, don't

936
00:54:05,640 --> 00:54:08,960
Speaker 1: What does that term come from? No dice? Yeah, like

937
00:54:09,040 --> 00:54:12,520
Speaker 1: if no luck, right, because no dice means no luck, right,

938
00:54:12,760 --> 00:54:15,040
Speaker 1: Like how to go in there? You're like, no dice, Like,

939
00:54:15,160 --> 00:54:17,520
Speaker 1: thank god, I use it, right, Yeah, that's good. I'm

940
00:54:17,520 --> 00:54:19,560
Speaker 1: just gonna think it was like slice and dice. But

941
00:54:19,680 --> 00:54:22,040
Speaker 1: that doesn't make any sense, does it? And it doesn't

942
00:54:22,080 --> 00:54:24,440
Speaker 1: make any sense, doesn't it? Well that how to go

943
00:54:24,480 --> 00:54:29,880
Speaker 1: in there? Well, I wasn't cut, It wasn't. The phrase

944
00:54:29,920 --> 00:54:33,480
Speaker 1: no dice originated in America. Fu, yeah, we got it

945
00:54:33,560 --> 00:54:38,640
Speaker 1: early twentieth century to twentieth century. That's us. Gambling was

946
00:54:38,680 --> 00:54:42,279
Speaker 1: illegal in the several states, making gamblers take care or

947
00:54:43,120 --> 00:54:48,120
Speaker 1: their dice, even swallow them if challenged by authorities. Courts

948
00:54:48,160 --> 00:54:52,560
Speaker 1: would often throw gambling cases out if no dice were

949
00:54:52,600 --> 00:54:56,920
Speaker 1: in evidence, so the cops would say no dice, like

950
00:54:56,960 --> 00:54:59,719
Speaker 1: we couldn't find any dice, So that actually means so

951
00:54:59,760 --> 00:55:01,719
Speaker 1: that's like kind of if you're if you're like, we

952
00:55:01,760 --> 00:55:03,840
Speaker 1: didn't find any dice, no dice, that means you're in

953
00:55:03,880 --> 00:55:06,920
Speaker 1: the clear. So it's like no evidence but no dice.

954
00:55:07,239 --> 00:55:11,000
Speaker 1: As I've come to have heard it and probably used

955
00:55:11,000 --> 00:55:15,000
Speaker 1: it once, was like, hey, dude, did you get breakfast

956
00:55:15,000 --> 00:55:17,479
Speaker 1: at Burger King? I'm like it was eleven o five

957
00:55:18,080 --> 00:55:21,000
Speaker 1: no dice? Yeah, yeah, I was shipping out my ass

958
00:55:21,040 --> 00:55:25,880
Speaker 1: with diarrhea no dice. So it does work, but it

959
00:55:25,960 --> 00:55:28,600
Speaker 1: doesn't because I got no dice. That means I'm lucky

960
00:55:28,640 --> 00:55:32,480
Speaker 1: because they didn't find any dice. I guess it's the perspective. No, No,

961
00:55:32,680 --> 00:55:35,719
Speaker 1: this is backwards. It is backwards. Well you know what

962
00:55:36,000 --> 00:55:40,480
Speaker 1: it's evolved into. No luck, though you are right? Who's right?

963
00:55:40,600 --> 00:55:42,919
Speaker 1: How many of these fucking things? How many of these

964
00:55:42,920 --> 00:55:46,719
Speaker 1: phrases started the other way and flipped and flipped? Do

965
00:55:46,760 --> 00:55:51,400
Speaker 1: you guys have any take backs or considerations or that

966
00:55:51,480 --> 00:56:01,360
Speaker 1: says ers is right? Just yeah, baby, Any takebacks or

967
00:56:01,760 --> 00:56:10,360
Speaker 1: epic slams or health complications or no dice palpitations, any

968
00:56:10,440 --> 00:56:14,720
Speaker 1: health complications anybody like to share. I'd like to apologize

969
00:56:14,719 --> 00:56:16,759
Speaker 1: for getting a little stage right on my Johnny Depp.

970
00:56:16,800 --> 00:56:19,959
Speaker 1: It came out hot. It was really good. It was outstanding.

971
00:56:20,280 --> 00:56:22,880
Speaker 1: That's now get this guy. Not only is he a

972
00:56:22,920 --> 00:56:24,960
Speaker 1: funny guy, comes with the good ideas you've already used.

973
00:56:25,120 --> 00:56:28,080
Speaker 1: He can do one impression. Thank you. And also I'd

974
00:56:28,160 --> 00:56:32,680
Speaker 1: love to keep plugging Woke season two on Hulu. Tune

975
00:56:32,680 --> 00:56:37,439
Speaker 1: in if you haven't watched it. It's a great program. God,

976
00:56:37,480 --> 00:56:39,920
Speaker 1: I never thought i'd see the day to see Blake

977
00:56:40,120 --> 00:56:43,239
Speaker 1: just sell the funk out. What a company man. This

978
00:56:43,280 --> 00:56:45,280
Speaker 1: guy is just part of the system, cogging the wheel.

979
00:56:45,640 --> 00:56:47,160
Speaker 1: You should cut your hair. Why don't you cut your

980
00:56:47,160 --> 00:56:49,840
Speaker 1: hair next? I want to. I've been saying it for years.

981
00:56:49,880 --> 00:56:52,920
Speaker 1: I want to maybe after the Workaholics movie or during

982
00:56:53,000 --> 00:56:58,640
Speaker 1: the Workaholics movie. Oh that's a great fit. Will we

983
00:56:58,640 --> 00:57:01,600
Speaker 1: already broach? We coached that, didn't we? And the finale

984
00:57:01,640 --> 00:57:03,920
Speaker 1: we did. I had a bald cap on right and

985
00:57:03,960 --> 00:57:07,600
Speaker 1: it looked insane. But let's really do it? No but real, yeah,

986
00:57:07,800 --> 00:57:11,480
Speaker 1: like actually do real? Like that'll be the last thing.

987
00:57:11,560 --> 00:57:13,880
Speaker 1: If we're were like on the roof, We're just shaving

988
00:57:13,920 --> 00:57:16,560
Speaker 1: your head and you go wait wait wait wait wait

989
00:57:16,600 --> 00:57:24,960
Speaker 1: wait wait wait no no no oh fun fun um

990
00:57:25,200 --> 00:57:28,360
Speaker 1: you know like how people shave their heads or do

991
00:57:28,440 --> 00:57:30,960
Speaker 1: like drastic haircuts. They're like, well, we might as well

992
00:57:30,960 --> 00:57:33,320
Speaker 1: have some fun at first, and they'll like shave the

993
00:57:33,360 --> 00:57:35,760
Speaker 1: top and leave the like, yeah, you might want to

994
00:57:35,800 --> 00:57:38,240
Speaker 1: go a couple of weeks with just the sides along,

995
00:57:38,560 --> 00:57:43,200
Speaker 1: like in the back, like the whole just the Yeah,

996
00:57:43,240 --> 00:57:46,720
Speaker 1: the toilet side, top off, top shaved, buzz and the

997
00:57:46,760 --> 00:57:49,840
Speaker 1: rest is just Northman. Yeah, that would be gotten sick.

998
00:57:49,880 --> 00:57:51,520
Speaker 1: I was thinking about because I kind of was thinking

999
00:57:51,520 --> 00:57:53,400
Speaker 1: about cutting My hair is getting hot. It's a summer

1000
00:57:53,560 --> 00:57:55,560
Speaker 1: as hot as hell, d How is your hair longer

1001
00:57:55,600 --> 00:57:59,720
Speaker 1: than Blake's Mine curls? I don't know mine curls. Oh,

1002
00:57:59,720 --> 00:58:02,120
Speaker 1: it's it's hot, dude. So I was thinking about just

1003
00:58:02,160 --> 00:58:06,120
Speaker 1: pulling it up and and buzzing the sides. The sides, Yeah,

1004
00:58:06,880 --> 00:58:09,240
Speaker 1: that's metal. That was like the hot chick thing to

1005
00:58:09,280 --> 00:58:12,320
Speaker 1: do with my high school. Yeah, like the like alternate,

1006
00:58:12,400 --> 00:58:15,480
Speaker 1: like a little funky little vibe, like, yeah, listen to

1007
00:58:15,520 --> 00:58:20,000
Speaker 1: a lot of L seven or some ship yeah, little

1008
00:58:20,000 --> 00:58:22,120
Speaker 1: Porter's Head, a lot of Veruca Salt. Maybe you guys

1009
00:58:22,120 --> 00:58:23,479
Speaker 1: could help me. The other thing I was thinking about

1010
00:58:23,480 --> 00:58:27,040
Speaker 1: doing was going like just dying dying it gray. Yeah,

1011
00:58:27,040 --> 00:58:30,880
Speaker 1: I'm busy, brother, I can't like going full going full gray.

1012
00:58:30,960 --> 00:58:32,560
Speaker 1: Do you think that would look sick with still like

1013
00:58:32,600 --> 00:58:34,960
Speaker 1: the brown beard. You don't think you're going gray in

1014
00:58:34,960 --> 00:58:37,200
Speaker 1: the next next couple. No, I mean, like just do

1015
00:58:37,240 --> 00:58:39,240
Speaker 1: it prematurely, like hit it with the gray. I've seen

1016
00:58:39,240 --> 00:58:41,800
Speaker 1: these cool colors that are like gray and like a lilac,

1017
00:58:41,960 --> 00:58:44,560
Speaker 1: like a white purple. Girls were doing that for a minute, right,

1018
00:58:44,760 --> 00:58:49,640
Speaker 1: like five years ago. Girls were dying their hair gray. Right, yeah, yeah, yeah,

1019
00:58:49,720 --> 00:58:54,840
Speaker 1: they were doing Yeah, Kyle, do gray lilac. That's cool.

1020
00:58:55,720 --> 00:58:59,600
Speaker 1: Okay was that? What was that? Like, I'm thirty, I'm

1021
00:58:59,640 --> 00:59:01,520
Speaker 1: gonna go great gray anyway, I'm gonna beat it to

1022
00:59:01,520 --> 00:59:04,480
Speaker 1: the punch, So that like because it was confusing, it's

1023
00:59:04,520 --> 00:59:07,040
Speaker 1: the one color nobody's doing. It's then one color and

1024
00:59:07,040 --> 00:59:09,280
Speaker 1: nobody's doing, so that's the one you do. But then

1025
00:59:09,320 --> 00:59:14,080
Speaker 1: everybody everybody did. Ever, it's nothing against everybody at Coachella

1026
00:59:14,120 --> 00:59:16,840
Speaker 1: has got gray hair. Come on, right, dude, you know

1027
00:59:17,040 --> 00:59:20,000
Speaker 1: any cool Coachella drops from the last weekend, any other

1028
00:59:20,160 --> 00:59:24,280
Speaker 1: fucking pizza stories or anything. Yeah, Eilish fell, right, that

1029
00:59:24,360 --> 00:59:26,560
Speaker 1: was the main thing. Did she That's I don't know.

1030
00:59:26,600 --> 00:59:28,520
Speaker 1: I saw a thing last night that said Billie Eilish

1031
00:59:28,560 --> 00:59:32,800
Speaker 1: fell pizza pizza. Right, I'm gonna go ahead and take

1032
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Speaker 1: back that last question. Thank you. Wait did we say

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Speaker 1: this on the air last week about Coachella where you

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Speaker 1: said it was compared to like going to Disneyland or something,

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Speaker 1: or was that af air? What do you mean? What

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Speaker 1: was that, Blake? I think that was at your party.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah dude, I had a freaking rager. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you did super spread. What was it the what wasn't

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Speaker 1: the remember what the hell was it? It was something

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Speaker 1: along the line. Great, and then and then right after this,

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Speaker 1: we just got a jump right out of the podcast.

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Speaker 1: But it was like, yeah, let's stick around for this.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if it was like an if you're

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Speaker 1: forty and you're at coach Oh yeah. I saw a

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Speaker 1: tweet where it was like, adults who go to Coachella

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Speaker 1: are the same as like Disney adults. It's the same breed. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and I was like, that's so spot on. Yeah that

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Speaker 1: wasn't my tweet, though, I saw somebody else tweet that,

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Speaker 1: And this was another this is another episode, ye freaking see.

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Speaker 1: Uh