Speaker 1: That shavier lashes ship. I jumped five feet damn Did.
Speaker 2: You document that? Because you have one of the sickest
Speaker 2: if you you have a sixteenes vertical.
Speaker 3: Gotta get at the NFL.
Speaker 1: I mean yeah, I can drink.
Speaker 3: Give Francis for his money.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it was horrifying.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I don't know why we would abuse your lashes like that.
Speaker 2: People don't realize how like having good lashes that's embraced that.
Speaker 3: I can't do it.
Speaker 1: But okay, you don't want your eyelashes to like, I
Speaker 1: don't know, like grow like a hang Okay, is it
Speaker 1: like hangnails or.
Speaker 3: Something like grown eyelash air? Yeah, that's the fuck that
Speaker 3: you probably go blind. Yeah, yeah, I'm not.
Speaker 1: I'm not messing with that.
Speaker 2: That's why I wax mine wax mine.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's nice, fine, strip terrible.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I actually tore my eyelids trying to do it.
Speaker 1: I just use a nair.
Speaker 3: It's just rob nair.
Speaker 1: Well. I screamed for fifteen minutes and then.
Speaker 2: You're looking like Miss Lippy and Billy Madison when she's
Speaker 2: putting the glue on her face.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but you're reminding me I should really document my athleticism.
Speaker 3: In response to her, Yeah, if you're fucking fucking.
Speaker 1: I've defeated so many, so many titles. Yeah, but I
Speaker 1: don't have it recorded.
Speaker 3: Oh god, I'm so sorry. Thanks.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it sucks.
Speaker 3: Okay, sorry, we're okay.
Speaker 4: Let us go, let us go, Hey, let us go,
Speaker 4: let us fucking go, let us fucking go.
Speaker 3: Such a different energy, just that thing, your lead. It's
Speaker 3: not my fault. Don't put this. Let us fuck. Hello
Speaker 3: the Internet, and welcome to season three eighty five, Episode
Speaker 3: three of dirt Ailesai Guys, a production of iHeartRadio. This
Speaker 3: is a podcast where we take a deep dive into
Speaker 3: America's shared consciousness.
Speaker 2: Let us fucking go, let us fucking go, proper, proper
Speaker 2: an athlete who doesn't like contractions.
Speaker 3: Yeah, one thing I will not countenance is a contraction.
Speaker 2: That is what the fuck I'm talking about.
Speaker 3: I mean in that one, it sounds like it's for emphasis,
Speaker 3: you know, Yeah, is what? But let us fucking goes,
Speaker 3: let us fucking go. It's Wednesday, April twenty third, twenty
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Speaker 3: Pictures of you taken by your dick.
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Speaker 3: Good night? All right? My name is Jack O'Brien aka.
Speaker 3: You are the Dvance Death Queen Killed the Pope only
Speaker 3: eighty eight courtesy Macaroni on the Discord, the Vance Death
Speaker 3: Queen thrilled to be joined, as as buy my co host,
Speaker 3: mister Miles Gray.
Speaker 5: If the gay thoughts don't received, Shady lashes off and
Speaker 5: try again, Shady lush is off and chy again, try
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Speaker 2: Okay, shout out to Kevin Farst on the Discard for
Speaker 2: that one.
Speaker 3: It's been a long time, long time.
Speaker 2: Shouldn't have left you without ashes to step anyway, work
Speaker 2: on that part time, but thank you for that one.
Speaker 3: Dude. Kind of combo Timblin and Aliyah forever of the best.
Speaker 3: How many songs do they do together? There's a couple
Speaker 3: that just hit so hard.
Speaker 2: There's also I just remember when she did more than
Speaker 2: a Woman. I think that's a Timbaland beat. Are you
Speaker 2: that somebody?
Speaker 3: Obviously? Are you that somebody is like that song doesn't
Speaker 3: seem like it should be timeless, but it just has
Speaker 3: never lost any of its punk for me. Still can
Speaker 3: hear that and just be right back in seventh grade
Speaker 3: or whatever? Mm hmm wood shot and a woman and
Speaker 3: a woman.
Speaker 2: I don't know if that was Timbaland, but anyway, that
Speaker 2: was uh no, it was timbling, it was and rocked
Speaker 2: the boat, I believe too.
Speaker 3: Nope, it's not. That was rapture. Okay, work the middle, Miles.
Speaker 3: We're thrilled to be joined in our third seats. Very
Speaker 3: funny comedian activist Yeah, the host of the great award
Speaker 3: winning podcast Good Muslim, Bad Muslim, Senior fellow on Comedy
Speaker 3: at the Pop Culture Collaborative. She's written for The New
Speaker 3: York Times, wrote and performed a piece on fresh Air height.
Speaker 3: It's the hilarious, the talented Zara nor By. What oh
Speaker 3: what that note? Okay, okay, pipes? What is let us go?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I haven't seen the news in a while.
Speaker 3: What I miss It's been good, It's been mostly good stuff.
Speaker 2: Oh, you're gonna love this man. It's gonna hit you
Speaker 2: like a fucking ship title wave. It's gonna blow your
Speaker 2: fucking hair back.
Speaker 3: Get ready. That never recedes.
Speaker 1: I I was hanging out with Katy Perry, Yeah, in
Speaker 1: outer space.
Speaker 2: That sucks that she didn't let you post any of
Speaker 2: the pictures that you were sending me in our text
Speaker 2: like threat with each other.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: And I couldn't look her in the eye.
Speaker 2: Oh, I mean, I get that she's she's famous. So
Speaker 2: that's just kind of a like you can't look You
Speaker 2: can't look Jalo in the eye either if you're a
Speaker 2: service provider.
Speaker 1: But you can look her in the Yes, that's my.
Speaker 3: Proctologists watched out of site for the first time in
Speaker 3: a long time. Oh sight, good grief, good like that movie.
Speaker 3: Really like her performance. But for some reason, when I
Speaker 3: had watched it before, I hadn't fully taken into account
Speaker 3: everything that was going on in the backyard and I
Speaker 3: was Jay's with my friend and we were just like,
Speaker 3: what is happening right there? It was like stopped it
Speaker 3: and pushed it back like it was just like she
Speaker 3: like walking to the door, like to go answer the door,
Speaker 3: like what the fu?
Speaker 2: Because wait, didn't she I mean she she was. She
Speaker 2: was the one that like broke the door open for
Speaker 2: people to be like, yeah, big butts are cool. The
Speaker 2: bloom Era is over.
Speaker 1: Is never over?
Speaker 2: The boo bears, the boob beer is timeless. But I'm saying, bober.
Speaker 2: We finally, yes, we finally acknowledged the posteriors the Glutamus, Mini,
Speaker 2: miss and Maximus.
Speaker 3: Yes, and shout out to the Maximus.
Speaker 2: I also, isn't the one where George Clooney is doing
Speaker 2: all the Zippo lighter tricks? Yeah, yeah, a little snapping
Speaker 2: on the I so side note that I got a
Speaker 2: promotional out of sight Zippo lighter all the time, and
Speaker 2: I was I perfected the flick open with the snap ignition.
Speaker 3: And this was I was fifteen. I wasn't smoking.
Speaker 2: I wasn't even smoking, man, And I was like stunting
Speaker 2: on people at school and They're like, you cannot be
Speaker 2: bringing a lighter to school. And I'm like, but did
Speaker 2: you see me flip it open like this and then
Speaker 2: snap the ship back?
Speaker 3: And that's why smoking flip bit op until it hurts
Speaker 3: a little, because it's burning your little no position. All right, Zara,
Speaker 3: We're going to get to know you a little bit
Speaker 3: better in a moment. First, we're going to tell the
Speaker 3: listeners a couple of the things that we're talking about.
Speaker 3: How how long good you stop paying attention? What do
Speaker 3: we need to cover for?
Speaker 2: These?
Speaker 3: Are we got sat Donald Trump president again? You got
Speaker 3: that part?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Okay, all right, all right, So Pete hag Seth is
Speaker 3: the Secretary of Defense to so oh you're gonna love this,
Speaker 3: yeah hammered, So just uh hamm all the time. Anyways,
Speaker 3: we're gonna talk about him containing me in to fight
Speaker 3: for his life his career. We're going to talk about
Speaker 3: the White House website, like turning their COVID page into
Speaker 3: like a New York Times long read that is fording
Speaker 3: the lab leak.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, so the website of the White House is
Speaker 1: just like gone.
Speaker 2: Right, it's it's been like hijacked by bullshit basically. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I mean not that the White House website was ever
Speaker 2: like a bat shit for true, but it's fully like, yeah, whatever,
Speaker 2: whatever the fuck you want to know.
Speaker 3: I believe we found life on another planet. That's kind
Speaker 3: of a big deal. Well, so we'll cover it in
Speaker 3: our third story. Please come kill us.
Speaker 1: WHOA.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's a pretty good, pretty good chance, i'd say
Speaker 3: better than average chance, better than fifty to fifty chance
Speaker 3: that we've discovered life on another planet.
Speaker 1: Okay, listen, I just stopped looking at my phone last night.
Speaker 3: All right, Okay, you have actually missed a lot. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: life on another planet. We've done it. And then we will,
Speaker 3: of course checking with the greatest TV interview of all
Speaker 3: time to Australian twins out from Queens. Yeah, I'm gonna
Speaker 3: push push the limits of your love of on your
Speaker 3: love of twins because it's divisive. It's un Yeah, it's
Speaker 3: very uncanny. All of that plenty more. But first, are
Speaker 3: we do like to ask our guest what is something
Speaker 3: from your search history that's revealing about who you are?
Speaker 1: Damn? Okay, So I'm just I'm settling my head because
Speaker 1: you know, I love drunks and you're giving me bad
Speaker 1: news about my favorite.
Speaker 3: People, and I love drunks, I.
Speaker 1: Love aliens, and I don't know where this is going,
Speaker 1: you know, all right, I'm gonna dive in. Okay, search history?
Speaker 1: Is that where we're starting? My search history is missus
Speaker 1: Rachel eating.
Speaker 3: Very specific fetish.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was gonna say, is that a prompt for
Speaker 2: chat GPTA?
Speaker 1: When I'm in the car on my way home for lunchtime,
Speaker 1: I play Miss Rachel clips for my daughter and she
Speaker 1: has opinions now and refuses to listen to anything she's
Speaker 1: heard already.
Speaker 3: Oh shit, I know I'm screwed.
Speaker 2: You're fucked my kid. My kid is watching the fuck
Speaker 2: out of Tot all over and over that Ghibbli movie,
Speaker 2: over and over and over all this all he wants
Speaker 2: to watch is Tot.
Speaker 3: I'm like, yeah, good man, perfect.
Speaker 2: It's unfortunate that your child has such a palette for
Speaker 2: media that they're like, I've heard this, I want nothing
Speaker 2: more to do with this. Bring the next thing now, Yeah,
Speaker 2: she says next, not she is what I crave?
Speaker 3: Mother. Yeah? Wait, and so miss Rachel eating is a specific.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I was like Miss Rachel, Miss Rachel, Miss
Speaker 1: Rachel guitar, Miss Rachel.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I thought it was gonna be like a gen
Speaker 2: Z like fan cam of like this is when miss
Speaker 2: miss Rachelzzy.
Speaker 3: Miss Rachel just getting buckets in a game in a
Speaker 3: basketball about Yeah exactly, he's just eating that song red orange, yellow,
Speaker 3: green on the right side of We like to see that.
Speaker 3: We do love to see that. We do love to
Speaker 3: see that, Miss Rachel. What is something he thinks underrated?
Speaker 1: Scrunchies?
Speaker 3: SCRAUNCHIESE bring him back?
Speaker 1: Yeah, traditional scrunchy pink puff. Oh, I think it's sexy
Speaker 1: as fuck.
Speaker 3: Verse, it's just the traditional hair tie.
Speaker 1: What the hell was that about? Why did we do that?
Speaker 1: Because the hair out?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. I wouldn't
Speaker 3: know about that, but I can say that's possible.
Speaker 1: They rip your hair out.
Speaker 3: Man. Do we think it helps if we rebrand them
Speaker 3: a scraun cheese?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 1: I like that?
Speaker 3: Yeah, give it a friend generation. Yeah. Maybe I think
Speaker 3: back to a simpler time when we all had scrawn
Speaker 3: cheese in our hair and didn't have to be for headed.
Speaker 2: News had the little fluefy pins like from Clueless. Yeah,
Speaker 2: lit the little depend that hell, the feathers at the
Speaker 2: end of it, like from Clueless That share was rocking
Speaker 2: and clue that.
Speaker 3: Yeahfy pins, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, No, what you did last summer?
Speaker 3: What's something you think is overrated?
Speaker 1: Go into space?
Speaker 3: Going to space? Going, going to space? Are you just
Speaker 3: hating because your friend Katie went.
Speaker 1: Yeah, my friend Katie went to space and I couldn't
Speaker 1: look her in the eye. But that made it so
Speaker 1: I looked at everything else and what I felt.
Speaker 3: Wait, let me just if you're a real friend, by
Speaker 3: the way, you wouldn't be bringing up the whole not
Speaker 3: being allowed to look her in the eye thing over
Speaker 3: and over again. So selfioush on that.
Speaker 2: That's how I know you're That's how I know you're
Speaker 2: not her real friend, because all her real friends have
Speaker 2: to say NDAs.
Speaker 1: Yes, I'm already walking, got eggs out.
Speaker 3: And the fact that you had your lawyer question whether
Speaker 3: the NDA holds when you guys are both in space
Speaker 3: is kind of fucked up. Yes, off the island. Yeah,
Speaker 3: so why is blue origin organ?
Speaker 1: I had thought that going into space would be the
Speaker 1: ultimate Catharsis of that connection I'd been looking for between
Speaker 1: all living things, that being up there would be the
Speaker 1: next beautiful step to understanding the harmony of the universe.
Speaker 1: But I just got sad.
Speaker 3: Is this This is a quote from William Shatner.
Speaker 1: No, No, I said it.
Speaker 3: Oh you know that's why you think space is so
Speaker 3: I'm just yeah, I went googling your words and they're
Speaker 3: coming up as this is. I'm just gonna have to
Speaker 3: assume this is an incredible coincidence because this is actually
Speaker 3: a quote from William Shattner.
Speaker 1: Alshow a lot of the things I say are pretty perfect.
Speaker 2: I think, And what he said was quote It was
Speaker 2: among the strongest feelings of grief I've ever encountered. The
Speaker 2: contrast in the vicious coldness of space and the warm
Speaker 2: nurturing of Earth below filled me with overwhelming sadness.
Speaker 1: That's yeah, that's that's me. I said that.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, And I said that, Okay, that makes sense
Speaker 2: because Bill Shatner's full of shit.
Speaker 1: No, just fucking fix earth, man. I like it here,
Speaker 1: I just fix it.
Speaker 2: Now. What if we lasted all the poor people behind
Speaker 2: in our spaceship?
Speaker 3: I'm saying. Billionaires seem to be out of here. Yeah,
Speaker 3: billionaires seem to really be into like branding themselves and
Speaker 3: like doing big things that are going to get them
Speaker 3: a lot of attention, and like one of them should
Speaker 3: just be the like anti what whatever the other billionaires
Speaker 3: are doing. You should be like shit talking that being
Speaker 3: like going to space is fucking stupid. Let's fix this here.
Speaker 3: That's what I'm putting my money towards. Like it feels
Speaker 3: like there's a wide open lane for a billionaire. But like, yeah,
Speaker 3: they all have the same brain virus that like insists
Speaker 3: that they must have that same plastic surgery and all
Speaker 3: go to space, right, It's like.
Speaker 1: I would like them to all get in the Shuttle launch, leave.
Speaker 3: And come back.
Speaker 2: And so yeah, if you guys just fuck off a
Speaker 2: little bit, that'd be cool. We can We'll take over.
Speaker 2: That's fine. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I like that idea.
Speaker 2: I like that idea. It's funny though, too, how this
Speaker 2: Blue Origin flight because we're talking about like when William
Speaker 2: Shatner went it was like whatever that this Blue Origin
Speaker 2: flight feels like the like imagine video of blue like
Speaker 2: imagine celebrity imagine video of Blue Origin flights. Where we've
Speaker 2: shifted a little bit further along in our outrage over
Speaker 2: inequality and like what the fuck are you guys talking
Speaker 2: about over there? You've disconnected freaks that this one Everyone's like,
Speaker 2: what the who the fuck do they think they are?
Speaker 3: Like, nah, I think I think the reason it happened
Speaker 3: was because people on the right were like, you know,
Speaker 3: fuck this women in space. I don't like it at all,
Speaker 3: and so it like bubbled up to the surface and
Speaker 3: then people got to look at this vanity space trip
Speaker 3: thing that has been going on with billionaires for a
Speaker 3: while and be like, this is fucking stupid. Fuck these people, right,
Speaker 3: and it's it is the benefit of like the residual
Speaker 3: weirdness that Katie Perry makes people feel that it awoke
Speaker 3: in them some sort of class solidarity and it's outrage.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because she's just had a string of little of
Speaker 2: els like that was the city video. Fucked really began
Speaker 2: like the or not. I mean, it's been happening, but
Speaker 2: that music video than this. People are like, now we're
Speaker 2: off this.
Speaker 1: She's a queen, she's my friend, and I went to
Speaker 1: space with her.
Speaker 3: Canonically, yes, we forgot. I forgot. Also wild that William
Speaker 3: Shatner's wife drowned in their pool in nineteen ninety nine,
Speaker 3: and he was like, this is the most tragic thing
Speaker 3: I've ever experienced. I'm just saying. He came home and
Speaker 3: she was at the bottom of their pool August ninth,
Speaker 3: nineteen ninety nine. Or I guess you could look at
Speaker 3: it as this man knows a thing or two about tragedy.
Speaker 3: And even he was like, man, it's bad. You take
Speaker 3: a step back, because, like, I feel like we've come
Speaker 3: a long way from you know, like when when the
Speaker 3: astronauts went to space, they all had the you know,
Speaker 3: they came back and we're like, really like, put things
Speaker 3: in perspective, makes you realize that we're a small, kind
Speaker 3: of insignificant thing in the grand scape scape of the universe,
Speaker 3: scope of the universe. And by the time Shatner went up,
Speaker 3: was just like, man that we're we are fucking everything up.
Speaker 3: I got up there and I was like, whoa the
Speaker 3: fuck bad? I mean, you could have just watched the
Speaker 3: beginning of gravity, the opening of gravity. He's like, FYI,
Speaker 3: space is like thirty below zero and trying to kill
Speaker 3: you at every turn. Yeah, you don't want to be
Speaker 3: up here. Yeah you don't want to be up there.
Speaker 3: So anyways, all right, I believe you space is overrated.
Speaker 2: Okay, I believe you. Let's take a quick break and
Speaker 2: we'll come back.
Speaker 3: And we'll talk about some news. We'll be right back,
Speaker 3: and we're back, and we're back.
Speaker 2: We're coming back in mid mid laughter. We have fun
Speaker 2: when you guys aren't around.
Speaker 3: I hate to tell I hate to tell you guys this.
Speaker 3: We actually sometimes have more fun when you guys aren't
Speaker 3: around when we're in at breaks. Unfortunately, that sounds like
Speaker 3: a thing parents would say to there. Yeah, I say this.
Speaker 3: I mean, daddy, have way more fun. You know what's
Speaker 3: funny that my kids are terrified of that. No, they're like, well,
Speaker 3: what do you guys do when we're not? They have
Speaker 3: fomo like And also my youngest has so much like
Speaker 3: angst about the two years before he was born, but
Speaker 3: well what did he do? Like, what did you guys
Speaker 3: do with him?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 2: No, So he thinks about the before times of him white,
Speaker 2: which is wild because so for me, like my existential
Speaker 2: fear is all about end of end of life.
Speaker 3: And somebody once met like put into perspective for me
Speaker 3: by being like, well, are you worried about the time
Speaker 3: before you were alive? I'm like no, Well, then why
Speaker 3: would you be worried about the time after you're alive?
Speaker 3: And I was like, shut up, Okay, no. I was like,
Speaker 3: that's that's a really good point. My son has has
Speaker 3: fear of before he was alive. Interestingly, I I was
Speaker 3: fucking what was I doing before you were? I was
Speaker 3: up to every time.
Speaker 2: I was putting in the work to make you Mama
Speaker 2: was busting it open. Okay, don't worry about me already,
Speaker 2: worry about you, worry about you.
Speaker 3: Let's talk about Pete haggs a real quick Oh yeah, sorry,
Speaker 3: this is a will they won't they bit of where
Speaker 3: Monday morning it was Pete hagg said he gone, or.
Speaker 2: It was at least the reporting was the search has begun,
Speaker 2: has begun to replace.
Speaker 3: You to morning, Yeah he gone? What now it is
Speaker 3: he might not be gone?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Caroline, I really searching. I mean it really seems
Speaker 1: like they just like, you know, skim the top just kind.
Speaker 2: Of well, they skimmed the top of Fox News to
Speaker 2: find yeah, exactly, and now they will just be skimming
Speaker 2: the like sort of closing hours of a TGI Fridays
Speaker 2: near the bar to find a replacement I think for
Speaker 2: the new Secretary of Defense.
Speaker 3: So we'll see how that goes.
Speaker 2: But Caroline levi Att, the the White House spokesperson, was
Speaker 2: just like, no, Pete is fine, he's safe. This is
Speaker 2: all fake news, and everyone in the Pentagon is against him,
Speaker 2: which might be true because everything we're reading now in
Speaker 2: this last week is like we have Republican Congressman Don
Speaker 2: Bacon coming out and he's like, this guy's an amateur,
Speaker 2: like he shouldn't be there, essentially calling for his resignation.
Speaker 2: More people inside the Pentagon are telling the press that
Speaker 2: everyone hates this fucking guy because he's a greasy piece
Speaker 2: of shit. And wait, her excuse was like, he's fine,
Speaker 2: It's just everyone in the Pentagon hates him, the Pentagon
Speaker 2: being the thing that he's supposed to be. Yes, they're like,
Speaker 2: they're like, doesn't that mean he's bad job?
Speaker 3: This is what they do.
Speaker 2: It's never that he's there approach. It's just everybody in
Speaker 2: the locker room fucking hates him. Okay, we're not firing him.
Speaker 2: He's a good coach. It's just all of the basketball
Speaker 2: players on his team hate him. But the coach isn't
Speaker 2: the one that goes out there on the field to
Speaker 2: get the result. It's the soul. It's the people underneath.
Speaker 2: It's the players. That's why that's important.
Speaker 3: They've all just said that they hate him and refuse
Speaker 3: to play for him. Oh then what do we do?
Speaker 3: Fire off his fault?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean that's not Yeah, exactly what is. And
Speaker 2: it's clear though too. I think as you know, there's
Speaker 2: been all these exits. He's fired aids for being leakers.
Speaker 2: But you can only purge so many people at the
Speaker 2: Pentagon before it stops functioning. And that's something that at
Speaker 2: least people around Trump are aware of. It's like, you
Speaker 2: can't just fire fucking everyone or else. We don't have
Speaker 2: the big nasty killing machine that is the United States
Speaker 2: Military that we can threaten people with.
Speaker 3: If we don't have.
Speaker 2: Big nasty killing machine, we don't have much to threaten
Speaker 2: people with anymore.
Speaker 3: So we gotta really be.
Speaker 2: Clear that the big nasty killing machine operates at you know,
Speaker 2: somewhat optimal levels. So now we're at the point where
Speaker 2: Pete Hegseth, as we saw on Easter Sunday, fighting for
Speaker 2: his life. It continued Tuesday morning where Brian kill Me
Speaker 2: did him a solid his former Fox and Friends Morning
Speaker 2: show for you know, Homie had him on for a
Speaker 2: segment kicks off. This whole segment meant about like everyone's
Speaker 2: against me with really a very tragic Freudian slip, or
Speaker 2: maybe not tragic, just very He's probably just saying, what's
Speaker 2: to come.
Speaker 6: Here to set the records strate himself? Uh, the former
Speaker 6: secretary of the current Secretary of State, pe Te Seth,
Speaker 6: former host right here on Fox.
Speaker 7: And Friends, Pete, great to say, if it's secretary, I
Speaker 7: like you then didn't even get his title right, he said,
Speaker 7: former secretary of Secretary of State, like set.
Speaker 6: The records strate himself, the former secretary of the current
Speaker 6: Secretary of State.
Speaker 8: No, that's Marco Rubio. And also he said former the
Speaker 8: former current I mean he doesn't wash his hands after
Speaker 8: he pisses. What I mean, you said it, you said
Speaker 8: that years ago.
Speaker 3: Pete. That the dumbest story that somebody can be introduced
Speaker 3: to us on on this podcast then leads to them
Speaker 3: having a maze role.
Speaker 2: In history to being the in charge of the killing machine,
Speaker 2: is mister Pistan's Pete, Yeah, not great, not great. So yes,
Speaker 2: he basically is there now to really perform for camera
Speaker 2: to beg Trump because Trump watches Fox News that Pete
Speaker 2: Hegseth is like, this is just this this, this is
Speaker 2: just all a bunch of leaking now you tell me
Speaker 2: if this next sort of exchange is a good look
Speaker 2: for pete headset he sets. Some people are saying he's
Speaker 2: flatling and he's doing that thing again with like a
Speaker 2: lot of big facial gestures like he's Jim from the
Speaker 2: office looking down at the camera lens.
Speaker 3: He's gone barrel down.
Speaker 2: I mean this one, it makes this one because he
Speaker 2: designed for that, but this one he's got He's given
Speaker 2: us facial he is eating in this performance in reality.
Speaker 6: Sorry, Secretary, I guess I can conclude this. We know
Speaker 6: some bizarre situation with Michael Wallt's happened with the first
Speaker 6: time the whole thing with the signal app came out.
Speaker 6: You believe this came out. They said it was called
Speaker 6: team huddle because so one of the people work for you,
Speaker 6: one of the three who no longer are there, leaked
Speaker 6: this out as a way to get back at you.
Speaker 2: Okay, I just want to point out that I like
Speaker 2: that he leads him to what this next, saying this.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's a great idea. Yeah that's that's that's
Speaker 1: what happened.
Speaker 2: Then you're not some like drunk fuck up who's way
Speaker 2: out of his league here as secretary of defense. It's
Speaker 2: that someone is telling on you, right, that's the problem.
Speaker 2: You're getting told on tattletales.
Speaker 3: It's just tattletales.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that person who you had to fire as a bitch.
Speaker 3: Is that what the problem is.
Speaker 2: And let's let pete hegseth Yes, and this to the
Speaker 2: maybe save his career.
Speaker 3: We'll see.
Speaker 9: That's right, Brian, when you dismiss people who you believe
Speaker 9: in leaking classified information. And again, the investigation is ongoing
Speaker 9: and that will take time and if when the.
Speaker 3: Evidence produced, it will go to DOJ.
Speaker 9: Why would it surprise anybody, Brian if those very same
Speaker 9: people keep leaking to the very same reporters whatever information
Speaker 9: they think they can know to try to sabbath.
Speaker 3: Problems the present character.
Speaker 9: So once a leaker, always a leaker, often a leaker.
Speaker 8: So we look for leakers because.
Speaker 9: We take it very seriously serious, and we will do
Speaker 9: the investigation. And if those people are exonerated, fantastic.
Speaker 1: So you know what I'm flip to train. Once a leaker,
Speaker 1: always a leaker, A.
Speaker 2: Leaker whippin a leaker, Wow, And his whole point is like, yeah,
Speaker 2: I did the thing, but they told on me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Okay, that is a level of lying I did
Speaker 1: when I was like.
Speaker 3: Eight, Sure, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1: We've all improved since then.
Speaker 2: Come on, yeah, you realize that it's intellectually does you
Speaker 2: no good to be like you so like you're caught
Speaker 2: and you're like, it's because this person told him. He's like, no, no, no,
Speaker 2: you have to actually attack the like you're the event
Speaker 2: that you're responsible for.
Speaker 3: How do you account for that?
Speaker 2: And if it's always this is the same thing that
Speaker 2: Trump does all the time. It's never explaining your actions
Speaker 2: or like justifying, it's complaining that you got cop it's like,
Speaker 2: talk about let me see your dms.
Speaker 3: You're talking to other women? How come you got my phone?
Speaker 2: It's like no, no, no, no, no, why are you talking
Speaker 2: to other women in your DM?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 3: How did you get my phone? You? Yeah, yeah exactly,
Speaker 3: And now how am I supposed to trust you now?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 1: So we're watching that clip just to see.
Speaker 3: His eyes, Yeah, his eyes when he's like so, it's like, yeah,
Speaker 3: it is, truly, it really went full. I think he's
Speaker 3: just talking about Corn Cob carn Cob TV. Pretty soon. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it really felt like the guy from corn Cob TV. There.
Speaker 3: They told me that he did told me that I
Speaker 3: didn't do shit. I didn't see sh so close to
Speaker 3: what I'm saying that, Like, you're here. These are the receipts, sir.
Speaker 1: He should have been shaving his eyelashes that whole time.
Speaker 3: Yeah, his eyelashes are a little too long and luxurious.
Speaker 1: They want him out.
Speaker 3: He's a glamour queen. I do just want to it. Also,
Speaker 3: there there are rumblings that Elon Musk on his way out. Also,
Speaker 3: he's claiming he's not but people. The Washington Post is
Speaker 3: reporting that he has grown weary of attacks from the
Speaker 3: left and that his hand might be forced because of
Speaker 3: Tesla's plummeting stock price, which I would love for him
Speaker 3: to leave. Yeah, I don't think that's gonna save it.
Speaker 1: My man a song, Yeah, yeah, it goes el Musk.
Speaker 1: When will you leave? Go to space forever, down to Hell,
Speaker 1: or in a volcano.
Speaker 2: Down to Hell, or maybe go to Mars and do
Speaker 2: that scene from Total Recall where their helmets break and
Speaker 2: they're like.
Speaker 1: Ah, maybe King Kom crushes you anything anything literally anything
Speaker 1: literally anything.
Speaker 3: He's just leaves.
Speaker 2: This is I mean, it does Your point JACKI about
Speaker 2: the stock price makes sense because this story's coming out
Speaker 2: the day or like this headline came out the day
Speaker 2: before the Tesla earnings call. Yeah, so as of right now,
Speaker 2: we don't know because that's the next big performance from
Speaker 2: Elon Musk that a lot of people are looking for.
Speaker 3: It's like, what are you gonna say?
Speaker 8: Man?
Speaker 2: The stock's down like forty percent and it's all because
Speaker 2: of you and your Nazi stuff.
Speaker 3: Like when he leaves the White House, Right, he leaves
Speaker 3: the White House, we're not going to magically forget that
Speaker 3: he did the Nazi salute. That's what That's where I
Speaker 3: do think the I do think the whole point that
Speaker 3: the media has been ignoring the Nazi salute to Okay,
Speaker 3: go ahead.
Speaker 1: I have to I have to dropped a white man
Speaker 1: to say do it. Why are we all even talking?
Speaker 1: He took everybody's social security.
Speaker 3: Right, right? He has? And also just all the information
Speaker 3: yeah day two, Yeah, I mean, what.
Speaker 1: Why are any of us? What should have happened is
Speaker 1: we eliminated everybody's social security, We reissued them, re certified them,
Speaker 1: and got that clown out of town.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I don't.
Speaker 1: I will not get over it, and we just keep
Speaker 1: tacking on. I can't run on.
Speaker 2: It's going to I mean at this point, like all
Speaker 2: everything that had to be done, I guess in terms
Speaker 2: of like the Project twenty twenty five of it all
Speaker 2: if Elon has done a good job from their perspective
Speaker 2: with Doge killing it man.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, So I mean just check in on Jack though.
Speaker 1: Are you okay that I interrupted you like that?
Speaker 3: And I can It's going to take a lot of work.
Speaker 3: It's gonna take a lot of work. Can you trust
Speaker 3: you any more?
Speaker 2: That?
Speaker 3: Yeah? How am I supposed to trust you?
Speaker 1: Your eyelashes are.
Speaker 3: After you went through my phone soft and squishy?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I am very look at those lash eyelash. I
Speaker 2: knew you were a soft point.
Speaker 3: I do think the thing that's probably going to keep
Speaker 3: hurting the Tesla stock price is the Nazi salute. I
Speaker 3: think that is gonna have I think that that's going
Speaker 3: to die hard in the culture, the old cultural memory.
Speaker 3: When you're trying to when you're part of selling a
Speaker 3: product that relies on people thinking your brand is cool.
Speaker 3: I think it's kind of a bummer for people to
Speaker 3: see you out on Main doing a massive emphatic NASTI
Speaker 3: Nazi salute.
Speaker 2: Yeah, especially to kick off the administration that day. Saying
Speaker 2: all eyes on you, motherfucker, and you're like, okay, here's
Speaker 2: my chance.
Speaker 1: Listen, my Tzar predictions are like really slaying right now. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: I've said that. I'mis that really filled my ego in
Speaker 1: a way that I wasn't.
Speaker 3: No, this is what I do. I give nicknames.
Speaker 1: You're really good.
Speaker 3: Wow, God you. And there's one other public figure who
Speaker 3: gives a lot of nickname I can't remember who is.
Speaker 1: No one cares.
Speaker 2: Donald Trump was always biting my fucking style, dude.
Speaker 1: Okay. Nazis are the act one villain everyone kills and
Speaker 1: is fine with it. There is no one else you
Speaker 1: can just like kill in TV and film that everyone
Speaker 1: just like gets over.
Speaker 3: Pyle.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you give him a hat, you you whatever, they
Speaker 1: do a salute, you see something that even looks like
Speaker 1: Nazish to kill him, and everyone moves on. This country
Speaker 1: is being set up for a war, I'm saying, because
Speaker 1: the whole rest of the world of the Last World
Speaker 1: War was for Nazis.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, well.
Speaker 1: Yes, I mean we we've been.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we've been the bad guy. But now it's like,
Speaker 2: but now it's conforming to like the media informed version
Speaker 2: of good and evil.
Speaker 3: Are like, well, they're the Nazis now.
Speaker 2: I think that's also like the hard part with it
Speaker 2: in America too, because especially in America, like every like
Speaker 2: for the last sixties years of media, it's been like.
Speaker 3: Not kill the fucking Nazis.
Speaker 2: And that's why you have some people who are like, yeah, man,
Speaker 2: it's kind of different. Other people are still like I
Speaker 2: don't know. I mean, all the video games and movies
Speaker 2: I saw are kind of like tarnish that brand.
Speaker 3: But hey, we shall see, we shall see, we.
Speaker 1: Shall I don't have to literally, I worked at Blockbuster
Speaker 1: so many movies.
Speaker 3: Seen it, Yeah, seen them all, see them all, see
Speaker 3: them all. They die, they die, and no one cares,
Speaker 3: No one cares.
Speaker 1: We all just we rally around kill the fucking Nazis.
Speaker 1: I mean, like, it's just interesting to me how we
Speaker 1: can be over here being like, oh, this sucks and
Speaker 1: I can't wait for this to change, and I'll just
Speaker 1: keep my head down and you know, I hope it
Speaker 1: gets better at some point and somebody gets in there.
Speaker 1: But like, meanwhile, the whole world is watching because we
Speaker 1: have like the world's largest nuclear arsenal and they're just
Speaker 1: not gonna let us keep it. If we're run by Nazis,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean that they have a stock
Speaker 1: in that too. If we don't like, if we're not like, hey,
Speaker 1: that's a problem, the rest of the world isn't cool
Speaker 1: with it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're definitely in that process of the rest of
Speaker 2: the world being like, oh man, what They've got a
Speaker 2: guy who's lost his mind as their president and right
Speaker 2: now we're just at tariffs and you know, and and
Speaker 2: just and I mean not even just that, and disappearing
Speaker 2: people and trafficking them to El Salvador into gulags and ship. Yeah,
Speaker 2: the the evidence is mounting, for sure.
Speaker 1: But I think Canada take out the cavalry. Oh okay,
Speaker 1: you made your nice Canadian friend mad.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and we united to them for a moment right
Speaker 2: now they're like, yeah, America's gotta go.
Speaker 3: Right. It does feel like, I don't know, it's been
Speaker 3: a while since it felt like they faced consequences. I
Speaker 3: think because of how incompetent the main like National Democratic
Speaker 3: Party is like it, it just it feels like the
Speaker 3: rules of politics no longer apply to them, and so
Speaker 3: they're just doing so. They won that election where it
Speaker 3: seemed like they might have just left the rules of
Speaker 3: normal politics behind and rather than like being like, okay,
Speaker 3: maybe we test the border, the boundaries of this new
Speaker 3: power immediately went for went sighaling on the main stage,
Speaker 3: like did you see the MTG like tweet on the
Speaker 3: morning the Pope died? Yeah, Like, normally you wouldn't want
Speaker 3: to alienate all Catholics in America, she tweeted. She tweeted
Speaker 3: in response to the Pope dying today, there were major
Speaker 3: shifts in global leadership. Evil is being defeated by the
Speaker 3: hand of God. Looks straight up.
Speaker 2: Yes, great all over again, just as easily not said that.
Speaker 3: But that's why. Look, I can't wait for there to
Speaker 3: be the Black Pope.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Taylor Green, You're about to have a fucking some
Speaker 2: kind of event, cardiac event, baby.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Meanwhile, they're having like the Apprentice reality TV of like
Speaker 1: firing cabinet members.
Speaker 3: Mm hmm. You know what the ultimate reality TV show though? Hm?
Speaker 3: The Bible Conclave. Conclave, Yeah, fuck that one up. Have
Speaker 3: you seen the movie Conclave where they it's it was
Speaker 3: nominated for an Academy Award this past year. Him, You're
Speaker 3: gonna like it. It's a It is a blast. It's
Speaker 3: a movie that's like super watchable and fun. That's about
Speaker 3: like the most boring seeming topic. But it's like about
Speaker 3: the choosing, like how they choose a pope, and it's
Speaker 3: they like all get they like close the fortress around
Speaker 3: the building and nobody's allowed to come in or leave
Speaker 3: as until they've decided who the next pope is. And
Speaker 3: the only way that like information comes out is through
Speaker 3: like smoke signals. It's very strange, but anyways, it's a
Speaker 3: it's a rollicking good time at the movies. I highly
Speaker 3: recommend it. But if they could get it, if they
Speaker 3: could get cameras in there, just go full reality TV.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, yeh yeah, get the producers of the
Speaker 3: Amazing Race.
Speaker 2: But it's like it's like, yeah, it's a new making
Speaker 2: the band, but yeah, taking exactly auditioning, They're like, I
Speaker 2: really liked him, but his dancing was not great and
Speaker 2: his Latin is terrible.
Speaker 3: Big Brother Vatican super producer Victor suggested, like it the
Speaker 3: real world Vatican.
Speaker 1: How did I miss it? Oh yeah, I was just
Speaker 1: pumping breast milk for the rest of my life.
Speaker 3: But yeah, let's uh, let's take a quick break and
Speaker 3: we'll be right back. And we're back we're back, and
Speaker 3: just a minor news story. We might have found life
Speaker 3: on another planet and in summer.
Speaker 1: Okay, and the asteroid is still coming.
Speaker 3: No asteroid, No asteroid.
Speaker 1: That really ruined my day. Folks.
Speaker 3: You thought the hard reset that we've all.
Speaker 1: I just really want.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's it's still.
Speaker 2: It just went down and down, and once it started
Speaker 2: going down, everyone just fucking stopped talking about it. Man.
Speaker 2: It's we're now down to one ten hundred thousandth one
Speaker 2: thousandth of a percent.
Speaker 3: So you're saying there's a change. I am.
Speaker 2: It's better than what she said in Dumb and Dumber
Speaker 2: and inspired that line from Jim Carrey when I think
Speaker 2: you said one in a million, So one in a thousand.
Speaker 3: One of the pretty good, not bad, not bad.
Speaker 1: I know it's selfish, but I just want to see
Speaker 1: the end.
Speaker 3: Of the word one thousand. I don't know how I
Speaker 3: want to see this work.
Speaker 2: Yeah that is so that's actually the most selfish thing
Speaker 2: you can possibly hope for. I just it's call me selfish,
Speaker 2: but I don't want anyone to be alive after I'm dead.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I want to see it.
Speaker 2: And also fuck all the people that were alive before
Speaker 2: I was born. Yeah, honestly, let's write that out to
Speaker 2: where do you get the fuck?
Speaker 3: Where do you get off being alive before alive? Yeah?
Speaker 2: All you know what, though, there is a chance that
Speaker 2: it could hit the fucking.
Speaker 3: Move That would be fucking dope.
Speaker 2: Right, It's like, uh, it's it's one I think one
Speaker 2: oh three point eight percent chance.
Speaker 3: They're just gonna hit the Moon. Yeah, yeah, like that
Speaker 3: the TV event of the millennium.
Speaker 1: Chances right there, that's high death cameras on the moon.
Speaker 3: Yeah. And then just like we're watching as this thing
Speaker 3: comes and just I guess is the moon just.
Speaker 2: Like when it was just like when it was like
Speaker 2: a one point seven chance of the asteroid hitting Earth,
Speaker 2: that really meant a ninety eight point three percent.
Speaker 3: Chance that it was not going to But we love
Speaker 3: a probability out here. We love.
Speaker 2: If it hits the moon, it would not alter the
Speaker 2: Moon's orbit, so it would be just a sick as
Speaker 2: light show.
Speaker 3: Baby damn, that would be so dope, all right, real quick,
Speaker 3: So four O four Media, who generally they're a tech website,
Speaker 3: really enjoy their work. They generally subscribe to the It's
Speaker 3: never alien if it looks like aliens and it's like
Speaker 3: we've really exhausted all the explanations. They're like, yeah, still
Speaker 3: not aliens. Nevertheless, this reporter seems intrigued by the latest
Speaker 3: finding of the James Web telescope, which we've talked about.
Speaker 3: The James Web telescope. It sent back a lot of
Speaker 3: pretty pictures, but it is the strongest like observatory or
Speaker 3: you know, it's the strongest camera that we have for
Speaker 3: observing space ever in the history of the planet. So
Speaker 3: there's this one planet. So people keep using the frame,
Speaker 3: the phrase or the term exoplanet. The word exoplanet. All
Speaker 3: that means is a planet outside of our solar system.
Speaker 3: I think we can just call them planets because exoplanet
Speaker 3: makes it sound I don't know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was a confused by that.
Speaker 3: It doesn't say yeah, It's just.
Speaker 2: This feels like such a podcaster thing where there's clearly
Speaker 2: a reason for this kind of scientific nomenclature.
Speaker 3: No, dude, it's a planet. No.
Speaker 2: This is how we end up with Jane, because we
Speaker 2: don't know anything. Reconfigure words as the fucking planet. What
Speaker 2: did it fucking matter? That's a planet? Exo exosquad gives
Speaker 2: a funk.
Speaker 3: Anyways, there's a planet called k T eighteen B that
Speaker 3: has gotten a lot of attention because it's got a
Speaker 3: combination of water vapor, carbon dioxide, and methane detected in
Speaker 3: its skies, and you know, there's clouds and people are like,
Speaker 3: there might be like an ocean down there. Feels like
Speaker 3: an ocean.
Speaker 1: And water vapor is very that's a big deal.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a big, big deal. So they focused James
Speaker 3: Webb on that planet, eight tons as large as Earth,
Speaker 3: and they what they got back is promising. So what
Speaker 3: they saw is a bunch of cities and high rises
Speaker 3: poking through the clouds with led pepsi ads on screens. Yes, no,
Speaker 3: that's nope, that's my fan fiction. They just they saw
Speaker 3: that they got back something indicating the presence of d
Speaker 3: m ds dimethyl disulfide. Dimethyl disulfide is.
Speaker 1: That I take that for ADHD.
Speaker 3: Yes. They also and that this is one that you're
Speaker 3: not gonna want to take, but you can huff it
Speaker 3: if you want to. Dimethyl sulfide dms, which are generally
Speaker 3: produced like when you see those, it's generally going to
Speaker 3: be organ like organic origins. There aren't many other theoretical
Speaker 3: ways for those chemicals. To appear in a planet's atmosphere
Speaker 3: other than life, there are possibility, like they so they were, like,
Speaker 3: we have found the traces of those on comets in
Speaker 3: our own Solar system. So maybe like some comets just
Speaker 3: crash landed like very recently, like just and in that
Speaker 3: case it would be like incredibly a huge coincidence that
Speaker 3: we were like, let's see if they're if these chemicals
Speaker 3: are there, and they were because a comet just happened
Speaker 3: to have crash landed there like recently. But they say
Speaker 3: it's a possibility, so it's not one hundred percent.
Speaker 1: Comments are promising too, Yeah.
Speaker 3: I mean comments are cool, but yeah, we we don't know.
Speaker 3: They wouldn't give me a percentage. They wouldn't be like, yeah,
Speaker 3: i'd say seventy thirty there's life up there. But it
Speaker 3: does seem like there's a pretty good chance, like it
Speaker 3: would be a huge coincidence if there was not life
Speaker 3: on that How far? How far can we go there? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Can one of the chances we can get on a spaceship.
Speaker 2: No, no, they can leave and then we can I mean,
Speaker 2: what are housing prices like over there?
Speaker 3: If it's eight times larger and cheaper? I mean Yeah,
Speaker 3: that's free. Really, that's a lot of free real estate
Speaker 3: right there. Yeah, that's free real the state.
Speaker 1: What are they offer offering on APR.
Speaker 2: For that actually looks dude, zero point three percent? Oh
Speaker 2: my god, they're giving it a holy shit. Okay, I
Speaker 2: love you, k two.
Speaker 3: It is light years away, so it's not not you
Speaker 3: know what.
Speaker 1: That's what they said about Tracy.
Speaker 3: And it's a communic but yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, California suburb, Tracy, California.
Speaker 3: I just drove through there on my way up to.
Speaker 1: The Bay Area, live in Tracy to commute to San Jose.
Speaker 3: No, I can. I can tell it's so we can.
Speaker 1: Podcast with you from a planet Excel planet.
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly. Shout out Tracy, Shout out people named Tracy.
Speaker 3: Anyways, we're we're still waiting to hear back on real
Speaker 3: estate prices, but it does it does look promising. Shout
Speaker 3: out to four or four. Shout out to James Webb
Speaker 3: who with some guy who built that tells gop all
Speaker 3: by himself, Jimmy Webcorn and I don't care. And finally,
Speaker 3: we do have to talk about the greatest television interview
Speaker 3: all the time. Yeah, this is it's blowing up.
Speaker 2: I multiple zeit gang have tagged me on this clip,
Speaker 2: I think knowing because you know.
Speaker 3: We liked we like a bit of a funny clip.
Speaker 2: It already hit me because I'm out here terminally online
Speaker 2: like the rest of you. So right now, the current
Speaker 2: the internet is currently in love with a pair of
Speaker 2: fifty one year old identical Australian twins from Queensland, and
Speaker 2: they went viral earlier this week when they were interviewed
Speaker 2: by the local news when their mother witnessed a carjacking
Speaker 2: gone terribly wrong and was like involved in like a
Speaker 2: response to it, I'm just gonna play this clip. It's
Speaker 2: just it, just so you know. This is them throwing
Speaker 2: to a comment from two identical twins.
Speaker 3: So you have yah shout out to the news anchor
Speaker 3: who just throws to it without mentioning, without any sort
Speaker 3: of preview of what we're about to see.
Speaker 2: Yeah, as if it's just some regular shit it rather
Speaker 2: than maybe the greatest ship we've ever seen from a
Speaker 2: regular news broadcast.
Speaker 3: Here we go.
Speaker 10: Witnesses are recounting some of the drama that unfolded on
Speaker 10: the Sunshine Coast this afternoon. Two sisters have told how
Speaker 10: their mother and man race to help when the car
Speaker 10: jacked SUV rolled on Steve and Way, only wilding emerging
Speaker 10: from the returning from some of what.
Speaker 2: They had to.
Speaker 11: And one guy he was up there with our mom
Speaker 11: and he went up there and he was coming back
Speaker 11: down towards this and he.
Speaker 2: Goes, runs.
Speaker 11: And our hearts started and and I said, well, mom,
Speaker 11: where's mom? And poor Mama.
Speaker 1: Was stuck up there.
Speaker 3: Brave mom.
Speaker 11: She goes, are you all right? Because he had all
Speaker 11: black his face, and he goes.
Speaker 1: I'll shoot you.
Speaker 11: She goes, hey, I'm here to hell, and Mum just
Speaker 11: strategy to make him looked the other way. And he
Speaker 11: looked the other way, and Mama y laying into the
Speaker 11: bush behind the fence. And then I go to I'll
Speaker 11: find you and I'll shoot you. All I was thinking
Speaker 11: about when when we were running, I hope he doesn't
Speaker 11: high higher.
Speaker 2: Close to him. Do you think you were.
Speaker 11: Well, see he was up there and we were past.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 11: Yeah, you don't think of all of that at the time. No,
Speaker 11: you're just.
Speaker 2: No, you don't. No, you don't really think about all there,
Speaker 2: to be honest. Yeah, that was so I'm sure people
Speaker 2: if if you didn't, you have to see this clip
Speaker 2: because these identical twins are talking at the same time.
Speaker 2: My question is it felt like the one on the
Speaker 2: left is the one really running the show, right, I
Speaker 2: think you're right, yeah, and the other one.
Speaker 12: Is the hype twin right hitting the last words yeah exactly,
Speaker 12: you know what I mean, just like the rayqwant to
Speaker 12: ghost space kind of thing, right.
Speaker 3: But then they just like it's almost once they slip
Speaker 3: out of it at the end and start just like
Speaker 3: talking independently of one another. It's also just like it's
Speaker 3: like they hadn't even noticed they were doing that before,
Speaker 3: you know what I mean, Like they're just like part
Speaker 3: of me is like, wow, the world is such a
Speaker 3: strange and mysterious place where like people can have a
Speaker 3: mind meld to that degree, and the other part of
Speaker 3: me is like that seems so fucking annoying even one
Speaker 3: person and have that person just like saying the thing
Speaker 3: that you were about to say, and I was just like,
Speaker 3: oh my god, stop, yeah, sorry me soon, what was
Speaker 3: your order? No?
Speaker 2: No, I mean this is so they were asked again,
Speaker 2: like by the news they said, how how were they
Speaker 2: able to speak together at the same time. The sisters
Speaker 2: said in unison, it comes automatically. We don't know how
Speaker 2: it happens. Some people say, do you rehearse a conversation?
Speaker 2: And we said, no, how can you rehearse a conversation?
Speaker 8: Uh?
Speaker 2: They also they so they're kind of famous in the
Speaker 2: area because they run this place called Twinies Repelican Twinies
Speaker 2: Pelican and Seabird Rescue, and like for the last quarter
Speaker 2: century they've been like rehabbing like injured seabirds.
Speaker 3: And stuff like.
Speaker 2: That's like their whole thing is like they just take
Speaker 2: care of like hurt birds and speak in unison.
Speaker 1: My god.
Speaker 2: But it's funny too because in the beginning of this
Speaker 2: article where they talk to these two women, the twins,
Speaker 2: they said how they were like the inner The reporter
Speaker 2: was on the phone with one of the twins, but
Speaker 2: could audibly hear the other one.
Speaker 3: Talk answering also in the background, like as if she
Speaker 3: was on the phone too. So wild oh man, twinning,
Speaker 3: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: I just want to be friends with them. I just
Speaker 1: want to hang out with them all the time, because
Speaker 1: that's how me and Katie.
Speaker 3: Are you Katie Perry.
Speaker 2: We're just always got you and which is yeah, we
Speaker 2: have such a mind melt.
Speaker 3: Mine melt mine, melt, melt. Wow, jeez, Miles and I
Speaker 3: have been talking on this show for hours a day
Speaker 3: for seven years, and we do that like like once
Speaker 3: every two weeks, and we're like, whoa, that was crazy.
Speaker 3: That was crazy. And so there's an example why I'm
Speaker 3: gonna go wandering traffic muttering under my breath right now.
Speaker 1: I feel like they're in a horror film.
Speaker 3: I'm just that whole dynamic must be funny though too,
Speaker 3: like their mom and.
Speaker 2: Like, like, what was that conversation like where their mom's
Speaker 2: like girls, I just saw a kajacking and the man
Speaker 2: put a gun in my face and was like, I'm
Speaker 2: gonna shoot you with my gun.
Speaker 3: And then I got him to look the other way.
Speaker 3: I distracted him. I said, they goes to Garster Steve
Speaker 3: Edwin and he said where?
Speaker 2: And then I ran into the bush girls and they
Speaker 2: I mean, this didn't find me.
Speaker 3: That can't. Oh man, what a crew? They need a
Speaker 3: reality show. The idea that they even said the mom
Speaker 3: distracted the gunman. Really, yeah, there is like some bugs
Speaker 3: bunny logic at play in the story. Yeah, look over there,
Speaker 3: and then in bush if that.
Speaker 1: If that was like a highst film or something, and
Speaker 1: you had those characters, everyone would be.
Speaker 3: Like, come on, yeah, this is a this is a
Speaker 3: bit much Steven Soderberg. And then she jumped into some
Speaker 3: bushes and then the bushes did a bunch of shaken
Speaker 3: for a while, and then she came out and she
Speaker 3: was dressed as the gunman's brother, and we didn't run giants.
Speaker 3: All right, what a pleasure on the show.
Speaker 1: Pleasure to be here?
Speaker 3: Oh, such a pleasure. The pleasure is all ours. It's
Speaker 3: all ours. It's none it's actually none of yours. It's
Speaker 3: all mine. The pleasure is all ours. It's mine, mine, mine,
Speaker 3: Where can my neck?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, she took off her face.
Speaker 3: She is Katie. I know you were a Nazi. She
Speaker 3: can overlook. I mean, you know, yeah.
Speaker 1: I guess I was bigger.
Speaker 3: I was a bigger fan of her Christian stuff before
Speaker 3: she went hop. But yeah, Zara, where can people find you?
Speaker 1: Have my house.
Speaker 3: On the internet on the world Wide Web? And what's
Speaker 3: that address?
Speaker 5: It is?
Speaker 1: What's your address? Jack?
Speaker 3: What's your address?
Speaker 1: Just put it in the shed? Uh? My address is
Speaker 1: the White House.
Speaker 3: Oh ship sixteen, Pennsylvania.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna move there. Yeah, all right, you can find
Speaker 1: me at zaracomedy dot com. That's z h No, I
Speaker 1: can't spell my name, z A h r a comedy
Speaker 1: and all my all, my ship's there, and some of
Speaker 1: it I might have to take down. And I don't
Speaker 1: know what's going to happen to the world. But you
Speaker 1: can find me there and be my friend. And I'm
Speaker 1: gonna start posting newsletters and running workshops again. And uh,
Speaker 1: I might have a life again because I may have
Speaker 1: found a new nanny.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, childcare. Congratulations. Is there a workimedia or social
Speaker 3: media that you've been enjoying?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, so many things. Mode Deli Boys, an
Speaker 1: Indian boy is on one of the streaming platforms. I
Speaker 1: think it's Netflix, and uh.
Speaker 12: About it?
Speaker 3: I think is it?
Speaker 1: I don't remember. I'm still watching X files.
Speaker 3: Oh hell yeah.
Speaker 1: If anyone wants to create like a discord where we
Speaker 1: all just talk about nineties X files, I would.
Speaker 3: Be in it. Yeah, I mean ziking.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we could probably just create a channel in the
Speaker 2: discord server if you just want to talk the truth.
Speaker 3: Oh here, it's out there. Yeah it is.
Speaker 1: Dying for Sex is amazing written by Zallar. It's phenomenal.
Speaker 1: Holy shit.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, all at that the inexhaustible list of things
Speaker 2: I have to see.
Speaker 1: No, eliminate everything else and just watch that.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, okay, yeah, all right, I already I'm caught
Speaker 2: up with the first episode of the rehearsal.
Speaker 3: So I've got I've got the bandwidth for dying for sex.
Speaker 3: I need to I need to check that out. How
Speaker 3: was the first episode of the rehearsal? Yeah, that's all
Speaker 3: I need to hear. Well, I need to hear That's.
Speaker 2: All you need to know, man, just what we're like.
Speaker 2: It's It's a perfect Nathan Fielder first episode where you
Speaker 2: think you might know where it's going, and by the
Speaker 2: end you're like, what the where are we about to go?
Speaker 3: What is this? Miles? Where can people find you as
Speaker 3: their media you've been enjoying? Shit man, shit man me.
Speaker 2: You can find me at Miles of Gray, wherever they
Speaker 2: got the assembles. You find Jack and I on the
Speaker 2: basketball podcast Miles and Jack got mad. Okay, then you
Speaker 2: find me also talking ninety day fiance on for twenty
Speaker 2: Day Fiance. A work in media, I like at Indie
Speaker 2: Refugee dot Baskuy dot social posted. Journalists need to start
Speaker 2: finding and interviewing the parents of our elected officials to
Speaker 2: find out what the fuck went wrong?
Speaker 3: That would be a great genre. Wait, so wait, what
Speaker 3: the fuck? I mean?
Speaker 2: I read a profile on Nancy Mace, and she's starting
Speaker 2: to make more sense because she, I think, was the
Speaker 2: first female cadet at the Citadel where her dad was
Speaker 2: like this huge figure there, and she's just like the
Speaker 2: search for a parental approval like still is like this
Speaker 2: black hole of emotional need that cannot be filled. And
Speaker 2: I'm like, okay, this is okay. Nancy Mace is starting
Speaker 2: to make a little bit more sense to me, and
Speaker 2: now just let me now, like, just give me a
Speaker 2: little bit more. I needed a little bit more about
Speaker 2: Marjorie Taylor Green. I mean, I can, I can assume
Speaker 2: a lot, but I would like to just have something
Speaker 2: properly reported out that would be nice.
Speaker 3: I mean, there there is a lot of media attention
Speaker 3: on Elon Musk's parents, so partially I think that is
Speaker 3: happening with him in particular, but part of it is
Speaker 3: people being like, how'd you raise a rich person? That
Speaker 3: is like a genre of well do you do it?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 3: First own an emerald mine. Yeah.
Speaker 2: It's also funny, like, yeah, what happened? I heard your
Speaker 2: dad like, is now with his stepdaughter?
Speaker 3: All right, okay, cool, normal stuff. It couldn't be that.
Speaker 1: Couldn't be that you share my piece of media?
Speaker 3: Or did I not ask you for a piece of media?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: Jack?
Speaker 3: Wait, dying? Oh sorry in my contract? Oh yes, sorry? Sorry, sorry,
Speaker 3: I'm so sorry, Jack. Sorry. Is there a work of
Speaker 3: media that you've been enjoying besides dying for sex?
Speaker 1: Immensely? Okay? So kids are now using AI to imitate
Speaker 1: their parents' voices and cut class.
Speaker 2: Oh no, I mean an escalation on the talk boy
Speaker 2: from Home Alone too exactly.
Speaker 3: This was like the plot of the number of I
Speaker 3: mean it was Ferris Bueller's day off.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I'm going to send it to Miles.
Speaker 3: The fact that it's taken this long suggest a lack
Speaker 3: of Ferris Bueler Zach from Saved by the Bell charisma
Speaker 3: in this generation.
Speaker 1: Okay, listen, I like full disclosure. I told my mom
Speaker 1: we're having a generational alphabet discovery day and I need
Speaker 1: your alphabet in print and incursive, and I just forged
Speaker 1: her signature for ever.
Speaker 2: Oh so that's how you that's how you got the
Speaker 2: source material is to forge the thing. Yep, Wow, that's
Speaker 2: very interesting. I just thank god my dad's signature was
Speaker 2: so simple. It was way easier to do than my mom's.
Speaker 2: And the way I was fucking signing off on report
Speaker 2: this shit, baby, my parents thought I dropped out.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 2: Here is this clip from AI impersonating her parents.
Speaker 5: With a friend last night, and she said that her
Speaker 5: friend's daughter, who's thirteen years old, fed her mom's voice
Speaker 5: to an AI generator, and she would make messages that
Speaker 5: she could call herself out of school, like hey, it's
Speaker 5: missus so and so Hallie can't come into school today
Speaker 5: because she's not feeling well. And then she would just
Speaker 5: go hang out with her friends, and all of her
Speaker 5: friends were doing this, and so she was out for
Speaker 5: three days straight, and then her mom got a call
Speaker 5: from the school being like, hey, is your daughter okay?
Speaker 5: You know you've been calling her out of class, like
Speaker 5: we just want to make sure she's okay. Her daughter
Speaker 5: then used her mom's voice on her own down that
Speaker 5: she could have a sleepover, like this is just the beginning.
Speaker 5: Feeding your parents' voice to AI to then use their
Speaker 5: voice to get you out of things, like it's cooked.
Speaker 5: Why do they have to go to school? Why do
Speaker 5: they have to really do anything, have any chores, responsibility?
Speaker 3: Like, it's this is wild. This is so wild.
Speaker 5: I can't even imagine being a parent right now.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and parents here we go.
Speaker 2: Nah, yeah, no, we're too slick for that ship. They're like, bro,
Speaker 2: I was fucking around with like ancient tools. You think
Speaker 2: I'm thinking you got it easy. I'm gonna I'll catch
Speaker 2: your ass.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, my kid's gonna have a GPS on her neck.
Speaker 2: No way, that's but that's the one that the state
Speaker 2: enforces on all of those though. Yes, I think it'll
Speaker 2: be a different thing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, those guns.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that we we all keep in our vagina
Speaker 1: that they regularly. That's right, Yes, where's that gyeah?
Speaker 3: Helly? You can find me on Twitter, Jack Underscore Obrian
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Speaker 3: House of Decline that said, ain't nothing in the rule
Speaker 3: book that says a dog can't be pope. That's true,
Speaker 3: that's true. I mean it says right here, read the
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Speaker 3: which is where we link off to the information that
Speaker 3: we talked about in today's episode. We also link off
Speaker 3: to a song that we think you might enjoy. Hey, Miles,
Speaker 3: is there a song that you think people might enjoy? Yeah,
Speaker 3: this is an artist called Doctor Who Dat. And that's
Speaker 3: a real thing. That's that's what they're called Doctor Who
Speaker 3: Dat h R W H O D A T H.
Speaker 3: And they're like, you know, they make beats.
Speaker 2: But kind of if you like m F doom that
Speaker 2: sort of sample style and like beat making, you'll definitely
Speaker 2: like this instrumental track.
Speaker 3: Called Baya Blues b A h I A uh. And
Speaker 3: he's got a.
Speaker 2: Little Brazilian flavor, but just like in a little more
Speaker 2: laid back, you know, sort of buy again a lot
Speaker 2: of music to soothe right now, this is a track
Speaker 2: that does that.
Speaker 3: So Bahia Blues by Doctor Who Dat? All right, we
Speaker 3: will link off to that in the foot note for
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