Speaker 1: Kaboom. If you thought four hours a day, minutes a
Speaker 1: week was enough, I think again. He's the last remnants
Speaker 1: of the old Republic, a sole fashion of fairness. He
Speaker 1: treats crackheads in the ghetto gutter the same as the
Speaker 1: rich pill poppers in the penthouse. The Clearinghouse of Hot
Speaker 1: takes break free for something special. The Fifth Hour with
Speaker 1: Ben Maller starts right now in the air Everywhere Another
Speaker 1: Fifth Hour with Ben Mallard and Danny g Radio is
Speaker 1: upon us in the podcast Do Joe Good, Danny, Welcome Quo.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna thank Ken Levine who joined us on the
Speaker 1: Friday podcast. And I've known Ken for a long time.
Speaker 1: I had not talked to Ken in some time, Danny,
Speaker 1: and it was good to catch up. Great storyteller, as
Speaker 1: you would expect from a successful Hollywood writer that he
Speaker 1: would be able to tell a story. And Ken did
Speaker 1: not disappoint, So he was great. Yeah, it was nice
Speaker 1: to hear you laughing that much in an interview. No,
Speaker 1: because I had heard some of the stories and you know,
Speaker 1: over the year I worked with him for a while
Speaker 1: back in the you know a long time. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: date myself if I say when, but the remote story
Speaker 1: when he described the remotes that we did as a
Speaker 1: lemonade stand, that is the most perfect way to describe
Speaker 1: what that era of my career was. And you've been
Speaker 1: in radio a long time day, I'm sure you've had
Speaker 1: the same experience where you're like questioning what what decisions
Speaker 1: you made as a kid, like why why am I here?
Speaker 1: And uh and yeah. And it was even more amusing
Speaker 1: at the time because we we knew Ken was a
Speaker 1: very successful person in Hollywood. He worked on Mash and
Speaker 1: Cheers and all these big shows, and he's had a
Speaker 1: little little crappy card table in front of a tire
Speaker 1: shop in the South Bay at you know, seven in
Speaker 1: the morning on a Saturday. It was it was just outstanding.
Speaker 1: It was just great. I try to block those out, Danny,
Speaker 1: the remotes that we did because it was NonStop. Like
Speaker 1: the sales department that station was insane. Every I went
Speaker 1: on three or four remotes a week, and it was
Speaker 1: like we had Monday night football every Saturday. Those were
Speaker 1: guaranteed Monday and Saturday, usually Friday nights and sometimes Thursday.
Speaker 1: It's crazy and uh bars, we did home improvement stores
Speaker 1: anywhere that would spend a couple of bucks, they would
Speaker 1: get a remote broadcast donnut shops. Oh man, I'll never forget.
Speaker 1: As a kid, I got to do a live Monday
Speaker 1: night football broadcast from Carlos and Luigi's if Mexican, half Italian,
Speaker 1: covering all the bases, all the bas You get both
Speaker 1: the bread and the chips on the table right there
Speaker 1: waiting for it. It was at the port in Stockton, California,
Speaker 1: and I have a picture from it and I'm holding
Speaker 1: one of those brick cell phones h with two Miller
Speaker 1: light girls next to me. Great, I love it. I
Speaker 1: love it. Yeah, that was well we I did. I've
Speaker 1: told the story before, I don't have told the reason
Speaker 1: we we did remote. The one that's the most famous
Speaker 1: in the in those days was from a sports bar
Speaker 1: that was opened up behind a strip club, which I
Speaker 1: don't know is Bob's Classy Ladies still a thing. That
Speaker 1: was the name of the the location, but in the
Speaker 1: San Fernando Valley there, and they had opened up a
Speaker 1: sports bar and they wanted us to get people that
Speaker 1: come hang out watch games at the sports bar. Well
Speaker 1: know that the restaurants, see they had owned they opened
Speaker 1: a restaurant as I remember a long time ago, but
Speaker 1: they opened a restaurant behind the sports bar because it
Speaker 1: was like a restaurant sports bar thing, so you had
Speaker 1: to it's a great, great idea, So you had to
Speaker 1: walk by the ballet to get to the sports bar.
Speaker 1: And we were doing the show from the sports bar
Speaker 1: for Monday night football for a while. Genius. Yeah, And
Speaker 1: it was a good idea in theory, but in execution, uh,
Speaker 1: it was us. And the only people in there were
Speaker 1: the strippers who were on break, a bunch of hookers
Speaker 1: and cocaine trying to get away from everybody, and they
Speaker 1: realized that there's no one in the in the sports bar,
Speaker 1: and and then we were trying to for some reason,
Speaker 1: like we'll got some families to come eat have burgers
Speaker 1: at the restaurant part of it. And that's a tough
Speaker 1: sell to get, you know, your wife to take the
Speaker 1: kids past the strip club to go eat a cheeseburger.
Speaker 1: It's not that easy. But anyway, good good memories with
Speaker 1: with Ken, and I'm glad he got to tell the
Speaker 1: isotope story, which is hilarious too. That they he was
Speaker 1: doing a joke on Alburquerque and they named the damn
Speaker 1: minor league baseball team in honor, in many ways, in
Speaker 1: honor of Ken anyway, on this edition, it is the
Speaker 1: life of Mallard, the Life of Danny g And what
Speaker 1: is that. We've got time capsule, the Calie flood in
Speaker 1: the town, and back scratcher, and we're gonna combine all
Speaker 1: of these things together, and we're going to do a podcast, Danny.
Speaker 1: We're gonna We're gonna put all of these random things
Speaker 1: together and then amazingly, we will produce audio. I'm actually
Speaker 1: on the live are in theory. That's how this is
Speaker 1: gonna work. It's a house of cards situation. It could
Speaker 1: come tumbling down at any point in time. I got
Speaker 1: it all over me exactly, all right. So we begin
Speaker 1: by circling back. We had a conversation last weekend, Danny.
Speaker 1: I told you that the company had given me the
Speaker 1: dreaded phone call and mandated that I leave the home studio,
Speaker 1: which I've been working out for two years, over two years,
Speaker 1: two and a half years, and return to the main studio. Now,
Speaker 1: it's not for every show, as I said, it's a
Speaker 1: few times a week, two or three times a week,
Speaker 1: and outside of a few random shows, following Dodger playoff
Speaker 1: games and when the broadcast line went down. I have
Speaker 1: been working remotely for a while now, so I've kind
Speaker 1: of got my own routine. Now, I got everything now
Speaker 1: and H and I got a studio. I got pretty
Speaker 1: good studio here. I doubled dipped. I had done some
Speaker 1: shows in Boston remote leave for w e I, and
Speaker 1: in New Zealand, I had a weekly segment like a
Speaker 1: weekly show on Radio Sport, which is no longer that
Speaker 1: went out of business to any when COVID started. They
Speaker 1: they took advantage of COVID to pull the plug on
Speaker 1: the National Sports Network in New Zealand. Yeah, so my
Speaker 1: friend actually does a news talk who used to do
Speaker 1: sports talk. He does a news talk show. What he
Speaker 1: says is the I guess the comparison would be the
Speaker 1: number one station for news and l A is like
Speaker 1: kf I like that's their version of of CAB A
Speaker 1: huge used to anyway. UM, at that time, I spent
Speaker 1: some money. I got really decent, pretty good equipment in here,
Speaker 1: top notch equipment, and you know what what the company
Speaker 1: wants to company guess. And I actually had Jake Warner
Speaker 1: come in, our buddy Big brother Jake, and he helped
Speaker 1: fine tune the podcast part if you if you're listening
Speaker 1: to this podcast, and actually some of the stuff I've done,
Speaker 1: like Benny versus the Penny, before Jake came over, it
Speaker 1: was all stadty he and it was terrible, horrible. I
Speaker 1: maintain that the equipment I have in the home studio,
Speaker 1: which I'm broadcasting from right now, is better than the
Speaker 1: equipment there because it's newer. So I'm going with that.
Speaker 1: But I returned to the brick and mortar mother ship,
Speaker 1: the Fox Sports Radio station, Sport Radio Studio, and I
Speaker 1: took the long and winding road from the north Woods
Speaker 1: to beautiful Sherman Oaks. And Okay, I hate to pause
Speaker 1: the podcast right here, but a producer's note. Right after
Speaker 1: Ben got done bragging about the awesome equipment he put
Speaker 1: in at the Mallard Mansion, did you notice how his
Speaker 1: microphone buzzed out right there Sherman Oaks. I got. I
Speaker 1: got very comfortable. I've said this is very comfortable doing
Speaker 1: the show. I think the show has been pretty good
Speaker 1: from from where I've been working for but it is
Speaker 1: gonna take some time getting used to Danny. I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna lie to He's gonna be a little time. I'll
Speaker 1: get used to it. I will do it. Wow, But
Speaker 1: I'm hoping it's not going to impact the show too
Speaker 1: much because it is such a lump commute time I
Speaker 1: would spend watching games on the West Coast, uh and
Speaker 1: and putting notes together for the show. I I don't
Speaker 1: have that time anymore. So it's uh, which is you know? Okay,
Speaker 1: I probably spent too much time getting ready for the
Speaker 1: show anyway, many people have told me that, so we'll
Speaker 1: we'll see how that goes. But uh, you know, the equipment.
Speaker 1: I was hoping maybe some things were different anyway, So
Speaker 1: it was it was amazing that only one thing it
Speaker 1: chased out. It was like a time capsule. Danny and
Speaker 1: I've spent a lot of my life in that building.
Speaker 1: A lot of my adult life has been spent at
Speaker 1: the corner of Sepulva in Ventura. I've seen people jump
Speaker 1: off the building. I've seen car accidents, bullets flying. You know.
Speaker 1: It's craziness that that I've seen in that area. But
Speaker 1: the only one thing to change, what do you think?
Speaker 1: Danny and we did not go over this one thing
Speaker 1: I noticed in the building that change what do you
Speaker 1: think it is? Uh, there's a toaster of it. Now. No,
Speaker 1: I did not did not notice that toast. I saw
Speaker 1: the blue fridge and all that nonsense. It is kind
Speaker 1: of in that area though. It's right around that general
Speaker 1: area of the the building. D do do do do do
Speaker 1: do do do do do? Do do you? I don't
Speaker 1: know that we have the real wh Why am I doing, Jeffrey,
Speaker 1: we have the real we go. I have a sound
Speaker 1: of I have a sound effect machine and the radio.
Speaker 1: All here we go, dud, we must have an answer. Dishwasher, No, no,
Speaker 1: the dishwasher I noticed. No longer, here we go. This
Speaker 1: is very exciting. Here. No longer a women's only restroom,
Speaker 1: sexist longer. It is now men and women. For years
Speaker 1: it was there was a men's room and there was
Speaker 1: a ladies room. I didn't even know that changed. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they put they changed the sign on the door, and
Speaker 1: that was I was surprised by that they must have
Speaker 1: done that just recently, that they must have done that
Speaker 1: for Moncy. Right now, she's welcome to the family. Yes,
Speaker 1: we've now gotten rid of the bathroom. It never made
Speaker 1: any sense, though, and I'm glad this actually a good
Speaker 1: Chang and people say, what are you doing? Men's room?
Speaker 1: Women's room? But the if you break down the amount
Speaker 1: of dudes that have always worked in that building compared
Speaker 1: to women, the number of dudes is insane. Uh, it
Speaker 1: is scary. In the club business, we call that a
Speaker 1: weenie factory. I like the extended winner. Yeah, yeah, it
Speaker 1: was well. In Wisconsin they have the broad Race, a
Speaker 1: sausage race. Right, that's kind of kind of what it is.
Speaker 1: But but that's the only thing I noticed that was different.
Speaker 1: Everything else in the same carpet was named the coffee
Speaker 1: stains on the wall behind the studio same it's it
Speaker 1: is a time capsule, it is, uh, And I guess
Speaker 1: we're sticking around there for a while longer, right, We'll
Speaker 1: be staying longer. So it's wild though. It's one of
Speaker 1: those things in life. I told the story. I went
Speaker 1: to Nevada a couple of months ago with a buddy
Speaker 1: and we stopped at that big mall in prim right
Speaker 1: on the California Nevada border, and it was completely gone.
Speaker 1: It was a ghost town. It's like two stars about that.
Speaker 1: Just last weekend? Was it last weekend? That was like,
Speaker 1: oh man, this is I spent a lot of time.
Speaker 1: You have great memories coming back from Vegas or going
Speaker 1: to Vegas, stopping there. And I go into the Fox
Speaker 1: Sports Radio studios and I remember how excited we all were.
Speaker 1: We were broadcasting out of the Michael Reagan studios at
Speaker 1: the Premiere Networks. Michael Reagan, the Sun, the adopted son
Speaker 1: of Ronald Reagan, had a show at the Premiere Networks.
Speaker 1: Very nice man. And we did the show out of
Speaker 1: his studio and I remember, Oh, they showed us and
Speaker 1: it was like they had the red you know, that
Speaker 1: red tape with the ball, the whole thing. It was unbelievable,
Speaker 1: the biggest thing in time. Things things get worn down
Speaker 1: and it happens. But that was the world class radios.
Speaker 1: When that place opened, it was we were the jewel,
Speaker 1: the jewel of sports radio. This isn't not the number
Speaker 1: one station anymore, is it. I'm just do change though.
Speaker 1: I'm guessing somebody opened the first typewriter. They're like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, this is the greatest thing ever, the typewriter.
Speaker 1: That was that phones. So Bill Miller, now, what did
Speaker 1: you listen to as you drove in? Well, that actually
Speaker 1: presented problem. I was in a couple of days this week.
Speaker 1: One day I actually listened to the Dodgery game What
Speaker 1: a guy, because I was they were playing the Pirates
Speaker 1: and lost the embarrassing that what a joke. I would
Speaker 1: beat everybody except the damn Pirates. That's fertilizer. Yeah, So
Speaker 1: that I listened to that. And then the second night,
Speaker 1: for some reason, the car I was driving the the
Speaker 1: the Bluetooth wasn't working, so I was like flipping around
Speaker 1: trying to listen to some music because there's no sports on.
Speaker 1: So I was listening to some music to do to
Speaker 1: to to to, trying to get my mind in the
Speaker 1: right spot there when I when I'm driving in So
Speaker 1: I had that that going on. Uh, I have a
Speaker 1: lot of time to listen to kind one thing I
Speaker 1: will say, I have more free time to listen to
Speaker 1: podcast and I feel people that feel for people to
Speaker 1: have these long commutes, which I guess I'm part of
Speaker 1: the week. I'm complaining a lot, but there are worse
Speaker 1: problems to have, although with the price of gas not many,
Speaker 1: so you know, it's it's one of those one of
Speaker 1: those deals. But it was good to see someone from
Speaker 1: some familiar faces. Alex Tisher, the vegan who's an occasional
Speaker 1: non vegan, and he had a nasty scar he fell
Speaker 1: off his ward. Yeah, I saw that. He came in
Speaker 1: over the last weekend and told this story. He uh,
Speaker 1: he was showing off the war wounds. Yeah, we've had
Speaker 1: tight shirt on the podcast, like tech a good guy.
Speaker 1: And yeah, he was telling because he spent a lot
Speaker 1: of ways on one of his arms. I think it's
Speaker 1: his his left arm. He has a sleeve tattoo. He's
Speaker 1: fully invested. And he claimed that it was kind of
Speaker 1: like one of those superhero type movie deals where time
Speaker 1: kind of slows down. He said he made the decision
Speaker 1: to screw up his right arm, not his left arm.
Speaker 1: I believe that's right. Man. The tattoo would have been
Speaker 1: destroyed because the skin flecked. Appealed back when he when
Speaker 1: he fell and I said, you probably should. You've you've
Speaker 1: got an investment. I said, you should wear a sleeve
Speaker 1: on that arm to protect I'm not a tattoo guy,
Speaker 1: but you I would think protected tattoo. And you know
Speaker 1: what he told me, Danny, He said, yeah, I wouldn't
Speaker 1: even tan is what he said. That was his lines.
Speaker 1: Then we're sleeves on both arms. Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 1: That's that's a good idea. All right. So there's a flood, Callie.
Speaker 1: Even though it doesn't rain very often in these parts,
Speaker 1: but there's a flood. Do tell, do tell. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: why this stood out to me. So this past week
Speaker 1: was the first week of summer school. Oh, now, is
Speaker 1: it true, Danny, that nobody goes to summer school who's
Speaker 1: getting straight a's. It's only the kids that did not
Speaker 1: get good grades. Is that No, Some of the kids
Speaker 1: there are there because their parents still need some time
Speaker 1: to adjust to summer hours. Okay, so yeah, not every
Speaker 1: kid there needs help. It's half babysitting, half teaching. I
Speaker 1: was sent over to the art room to teach art,
Speaker 1: and I got to bring my own curriculum, which means
Speaker 1: I taught the kids on the first day how to
Speaker 1: how to draw and air Jordan one, we know, did
Speaker 1: you really do that? Did? Yeah? You're gonna be the
Speaker 1: coolest summer You're like? Was that they made a movie
Speaker 1: about summer school, didn't they? Mark Carman, remember coolest teacher.
Speaker 1: All the kids will be like, oh man, we had
Speaker 1: this guy and he had his I got credit and
Speaker 1: I just had to draw shoes. Yeah, there were twins
Speaker 1: in the class, and when they saw what I was
Speaker 1: going to teach them how to draw, They're like, how
Speaker 1: can you do that? And one of them he took
Speaker 1: his shoe off and he set it on his desk
Speaker 1: and he's like, I'm just gonna draw from the shoe
Speaker 1: right here on my table. That's awesome. What caused you
Speaker 1: to decide to do that? Though? The drawing of the shoe,
Speaker 1: it's it's a really lame selection normally, so I've seen
Speaker 1: teachers like teach kids how to draw panda. Pablo Sandabar
Speaker 1: play with the giant panda. It's usually a teacher teaching
Speaker 1: kids how to draw a different kind of animal every time,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, that is so boring. I'm gonna find
Speaker 1: something different. So had, you know, thirty kids all drawing
Speaker 1: and air Jordan's shoe, which was really fun. So afterwards,
Speaker 1: we go out to all the tables because it's a lunchtime.
Speaker 1: I go out there. I'm at the lunch tables with
Speaker 1: some of the other teachers and school staff and one
Speaker 1: of the kids comes up to me. He's a first grader.
Speaker 1: He sounds like he's in his twenties. The way he
Speaker 1: starts talking to me. Immediately, he introduces himself and he says,
Speaker 1: so do you watch CNN? Who what what an introduction? Yeah,
Speaker 1: his first question to me, and he's like yeah. He's like,
Speaker 1: you know, I watched the news every morning because it's
Speaker 1: important to knowe what's going on out there in the world.
Speaker 1: Oh boy, here we go. You're gonna you know, we
Speaker 1: used to teach kids with the birds and the bees,
Speaker 1: and now you're gonna have to teach them. There's India
Speaker 1: side of the aisle. You're on. Which media you get
Speaker 1: your stories from? No, I'm like nope, I said, I
Speaker 1: watched Sports Center. I'll watch some different sports shows. I said, yeah,
Speaker 1: the news is not for me. And he said, oh,
Speaker 1: you probably didn't hear about the flood then. Yeah. So
Speaker 1: he started telling me about the news he watched that morning. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there's a flood in California. Oh boy. And I said, well,
Speaker 1: I said, I know there's a flood right now in
Speaker 1: Kansas City and Brazil. And I said, I think I
Speaker 1: read about a flood in Mexico. I said, so, maybe
Speaker 1: you're thinking about one of those, because we haven't had
Speaker 1: rain here in California in a while. Yeah, it's hard
Speaker 1: to have a flood without rain. Normally those two things
Speaker 1: are connected, an expert. But normally those two things are connected.
Speaker 1: I said, I think CNN has failed you so far.
Speaker 1: He said, well, you know, uh, my dad agrees. It's
Speaker 1: good to know what's going on out there in the world.
Speaker 1: And I said, well, when you watch it tomorrow, make
Speaker 1: sure you know where in the world the news is
Speaker 1: that you're gonna talk to me about. So the next
Speaker 1: day on Tuesday, he avoided me. Oh sure, is it? Well,
Speaker 1: you don't want to talk news with me the second
Speaker 1: day of school. Yeah, it's all political, it's all He's like,
Speaker 1: that's a sports guy. I'm gonna stay away from him. No,
Speaker 1: nothing to with sports. No, no, no, no, no no, no no.
Speaker 1: What a way to wake up and watch CNN in
Speaker 1: the morning. You're in first grade, watch some damn cartoon.
Speaker 1: Be a first grader? Man, what are you doing? You
Speaker 1: can do that when you're a middle aged angry guy
Speaker 1: like everyone else. You don't need to do that when
Speaker 1: you're a kid. Man, be a kid. Jeez. So have
Speaker 1: you taught art before, Danny or is this something new
Speaker 1: to you? You've done it? No? I have? Actually, yeah,
Speaker 1: worked out of summer school before taught art before I'm
Speaker 1: sure a lot of the parents were like you, Drew
Speaker 1: Air Jordan's Hey, art is art? Right? Yeah, I may
Speaker 1: come on, it's like the old line. Anythings are even
Speaker 1: a pancake if you present it the right way. Rights,
Speaker 1: it's it's how it works. Man. How many students do
Speaker 1: you have? Ah, there were thirty in that class. And
Speaker 1: then there was some outside time for the kids to
Speaker 1: chuck water balloons at each other. Oh well, that's that's
Speaker 1: and they're allowing that. What if somebody gets hit in
Speaker 1: the eye. Oh no, So these kids came back to
Speaker 1: class just drenched. And I said, yeah, I don't think
Speaker 1: the adults really thought that one through. That's great. They
Speaker 1: like summer school. Who cares, Let's do whatever they want.
Speaker 1: It's not the it's not the regular school, you know.
Speaker 1: I don't care how awkward this is, how uncomfortable. That's
Speaker 1: that's hilarious, all right. So I have in the town.
Speaker 1: In the town, We've got that. So I made a
Speaker 1: rare and a propriate, rare and appropriate appearance on another
Speaker 1: podcast other than this podcast. Now normally I only do
Speaker 1: one podcast, this podcast three shows a week, Friday, Saturday, Sunday.
Speaker 1: Listen to them whenever you want. Um. But it is
Speaker 1: true that I was a guest of honor in the town.
Speaker 1: I was in the town, Danny, you know what that means.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Mallard Town. Yeah, Mallardton, that's a fact. Jack. Wow.
Speaker 1: They had the god of their show on the program.
Speaker 1: Oh sure, yeah, that's it. Yeah, the God of the
Speaker 1: Fellas and Lady God. Yeah reached out to me. Queen
Speaker 1: Roxanne was the one that made the initial contact and
Speaker 1: she sent me a message. Ay, we loved having the show,
Speaker 1: so we booked a date. Danny and I made my
Speaker 1: triumphant debut maiden voyage on the Mallard Town podcast. We
Speaker 1: zoomed over to the Mallard Town and have you been
Speaker 1: on this show before? Have you been on? I have not.
Speaker 1: I did get an invite though. Okay, this is a
Speaker 1: collaboration between the Ozzy Guy, Jay Scoop, Queen Roxanne, and
Speaker 1: Robbie the Mariner fan. These are big names in the
Speaker 1: Mallard militia. I never heard of him. These are some
Speaker 1: heavy hitters, especially Robbie and uh and these are these
Speaker 1: are people that are big fans and show obviously, I've
Speaker 1: met all of them except Ozzy Guy, Mike, Uh, Jay Scoop,
Speaker 1: and Robbie. The Mariner fan in Seattle, Queen Roxann came
Speaker 1: out to California at one of the minor league games
Speaker 1: we were at. Ozzy guys, I'm gonna meet him at
Speaker 1: some point. I'm sure I'll go to Australia, he'll come here.
Speaker 1: He's geographically undesirable to hang out with right now. But uh,
Speaker 1: it was. It was a good time. I had a
Speaker 1: good time. I don't think the show has aired yet,
Speaker 1: at least as of us doing this. As far as
Speaker 1: I know, we have not done that. And they asked
Speaker 1: a bunch of questions about about meat. It was all
Speaker 1: about Tom Looney would have loved it because it's all
Speaker 1: about me. He knows when it's all about him. Tom
Speaker 1: Looney owns me. I'm his bitch. Clearly without a doubt
Speaker 1: that Jay Scoop happy play a game show, Ozzie Guy,
Speaker 1: Pepper smooth questions, rocks In and Robbie checked in with
Speaker 1: some follow ups, and fun was had by all. The
Speaker 1: Operative Word Fund for every Man, woman and Child, and
Speaker 1: I look forward to you being on there. I guess
Speaker 1: Eddie said on the air this week that he's gonna
Speaker 1: be on the Mallardtown Podcast. Uh, and my goal now
Speaker 1: every week is to say that episode is gonna drop.
Speaker 1: Because Marcel from Brooklyn for the last month has consistently
Speaker 1: said that his episode of the Mallardtown Podcast is going
Speaker 1: to air on Saturday every Saturday. You said that for
Speaker 1: the like the last month, So that's gonna be I
Speaker 1: guess Robin Vegas is responsible for that, but I will
Speaker 1: I will be doing that and hopefully the Mallard Town
Speaker 1: Podcast continues. I love the fact, Danny, that there's a
Speaker 1: podcast that's a spin off of the radio show. That's
Speaker 1: that's pretty cool. Yeah. Now, is it just like fiance
Speaker 1: reaction show where they just react to whatever is happening
Speaker 1: on your live Mallard Show. No. In fact, the great
Speaker 1: thing about it is I think a lot of the
Speaker 1: show they ignore my show, our show. They just ignore it.
Speaker 1: They just talk about whatever they want. You'd think a
Speaker 1: show named Mallard Town would be all about the Ben
Speaker 1: Mallow Show, but they do their own thing. They do
Speaker 1: their own thing and like an alternate universe. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: a different dimension, is what it is. But it was
Speaker 1: a lot of fun, and I'm flattered that they are
Speaker 1: a doing it and be put me on. All right,
Speaker 1: so we have a little time back scratcher, Danny Juke.
Speaker 1: You scratch our back, we scratch yours. It's our weekly,
Speaker 1: the tip of the on air light to the loyal
Speaker 1: p one millions and the Mallard Mission. These are actual
Speaker 1: views from actual fans who have found the way. This
Speaker 1: is the number one complaint I get, Danny is I
Speaker 1: want to leave a review, but I don't know how
Speaker 1: to find the Apple podcast page. I get that at
Speaker 1: least a couple of times a week, I'm not exaggerated.
Speaker 1: And uh, this Weekednny. You know we had one one route,
Speaker 1: but that's fine. We'll take one a week. What a
Speaker 1: week is fine. We we'd love to have many more,
Speaker 1: but one a week is good, right, One a week
Speaker 1: keeps the unemployment away, yes, yes, yes, So if you
Speaker 1: want to help us out the Fifth Hour podcast based now,
Speaker 1: some of you have been leaving messages on the Ben
Speaker 1: Maller Show podcast page. As much as I appreciate that,
Speaker 1: we're trying to pump up this podcast, the Fifth Hour Podcast,
Speaker 1: and so that's a different standalone page. It's on podcast
Speaker 1: dot apple dot com slash us slash Slash podcast. That
Speaker 1: link is right here in the description fifth There you go.
Speaker 1: So that's much easier than me telling you how to
Speaker 1: get there. Just click on that boom, you're right there.
Speaker 1: So this week we we think we scratched the backtip
Speaker 1: the microphone to Twizzle T. Who the hell is Twizzle T?
Speaker 1: I don't know, but he says, Hey, the fifth hour
Speaker 1: is Ben at his best. Danny G and Big Ben
Speaker 1: are a great duo and really funny. They deserve a raise. Wrong,
Speaker 1: All right, Well that's let's highlight that, which on zero
Speaker 1: dollars for the podcast should be easy. Yes, yes, it
Speaker 1: is a labor of love, Danny. The podcast, yeah, is
Speaker 1: not necessarily. We don't do the podcast for fame, for glory,
Speaker 1: for financial benefit. I don't really know why do we
Speaker 1: do it, Danny, I'm not right. No, I love the
Speaker 1: I have a good time in the pod. And people
Speaker 1: do say because it's it's not really about sports per
Speaker 1: se the podcast. It's just kind of talking, that's it.
Speaker 1: We're just kind of talking about our lives here. We're
Speaker 1: not doing sporty radio. It's just really behind the scenes. Yeah,
Speaker 1: inside radio, we tell you how we make the sausage.
Speaker 1: You're never supposed to know how they make the sausage
Speaker 1: because it's not good for you, because you'll never eat
Speaker 1: sausage again. But on this show, we take you inside
Speaker 1: Fox Sports Rading, where all the cockroaches are, where the
Speaker 1: skunks get into the air conditioning vents, all of that,
Speaker 1: all of that amazing content. What are we gonna do though,
Speaker 1: if we move to the new building and it's everything's
Speaker 1: pristine and nothing's bad and everything's new. And I don't
Speaker 1: think it's gonna be that way though, because I was
Speaker 1: listening to Petros and Money and a couple of weeks ago,
Speaker 1: they were going off about some things that are broken
Speaker 1: in their building that they've put work orders in for
Speaker 1: that have just been ignored. Maybe they were exaggerating and
Speaker 1: making it sound worse than it is, but by the
Speaker 1: way they sounded, they have their own set of problems
Speaker 1: there in the Burbank building. Oh that's good to know
Speaker 1: that building is much newer than the one that weren't. Anyway,
Speaker 1: all right, we gotta get out of here. We get
Speaker 1: the mail bag on Sunday, Danny, looking forward to that.
Speaker 1: Any of your promote anything at all, you want to
Speaker 1: promote her Danny, what do you got? Yes, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: be doing an online zoom drawing class. It's our You're
Speaker 1: the new Bob Ross, is what you are. You're the
Speaker 1: new Bob Ross. You gotta grow your beard out a
Speaker 1: little more in the hair. You gotta gotta puff up
Speaker 1: the hair a little bit. Yeah, and I need a
Speaker 1: drug addiction smoke Weedy, Well that would help as well,
Speaker 1: That would definitely. Yeah. I'm gonna be inside the FSR
Speaker 1: studios of course Saturday's lineup Hartman and Schwartz, Yeah yeah,
Speaker 1: and then after that it is the Brian No Weekend
Speaker 1: edition with from Salam, The No Show with you from Salam. Awesome.
Speaker 1: All right, we'lllet's have a great rest of your day
Speaker 1: today and we will catch you on the mail bag
Speaker 1: on Sunday later. Skater gotta murder, Gotta go