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Speaker 1: ready for this one? Oh? There it is.

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Speaker 2: There's that signature Brown Older brashness.

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Speaker 3: Hit me ah, meet Jamie can Head, Keaton the Human

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Speaker 2: Okay, that was one of those rare ones where you

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Speaker 2: don't know which word is leading to the next.

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Speaker 1: I'm excited. I'm ready. Let's do some bananas. I said something.

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Speaker 1: Don't world understand? Would you believe.

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Speaker 4: You my zillion pieces?

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Speaker 1: Would you?

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Speaker 5: Ba, guys, gals and non binary pals.

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Speaker 3: Welcome to Bananas, the silliest little news podcast that there

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Speaker 3: ever once was.

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Speaker 1: This is one of your hosts, Kurt Brown Older.

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Speaker 2: This is Banana Boy number two. Scotty Landis. We are

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Speaker 2: so glad to have you listening to us Bananas. We're

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Speaker 2: just gonna laugh and laugh and laugh. I can feel

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Speaker 2: it coming today.

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Speaker 1: Oh I can feel it too.

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Speaker 3: There have been requests, Scottie, there have been requests that

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Speaker 3: you have to drop Banana Boy number two because there

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Speaker 3: is no Banana Boy number one.

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Speaker 1: You are no, I am not.

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Speaker 3: I have refused the title from the beginning of this podcast.

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Speaker 1: Well, I just rolls off like in second Banana It's fine.

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Speaker 3: Your second nothing. Well, before we bring up, before we

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Speaker 3: bring up our guests, I just have a few things

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Speaker 3: to say. Guys, still Denver taping special taping August twenty ninth,

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Speaker 3: Early show is sold out. Late show. We need you

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Speaker 3: in the late show. And I've got two more shows

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Speaker 3: August twenty fifth at the Dynasty Typewriter August twenty sixth

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Speaker 3: at cint Lounge. Sin A Lounge is going to be

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Speaker 3: be vaccinated or have proof of a negative COVID test.

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Speaker 1: So come on out. That sounds fun.

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Speaker 3: Ticket links in bio on the Instagram. Are you guys

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Speaker 3: ready for this fantastic guest, this powerhouse.

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Speaker 1: Of a guest. I know her well, Oh, I know

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Speaker 3: Our guest today is a true multi hyphen it.

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Speaker 1: Scottie. Do you like a multi hyphen it more than

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Speaker 1: anything in my whole life?

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Speaker 3: Goddamn, I love a multi hyphen it. She's a musician, actress, comedian, filmmaker.

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Speaker 1: Writer.

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Speaker 3: We knew her originally from the comedy collective variety shack

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Speaker 3: back in the day. She's also the leader of the

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Speaker 3: indie rock band Tigers and Monkeys Who Are So Very Good,

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Speaker 3: and she currently co hosts her own live variety show

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Speaker 3: podcast called We Don't Even Know Please welcome Chanal Boom.

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Speaker 4: Hi, guys, Oh my god.

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Speaker 6: I can't believe I get to be with you guys

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Speaker 6: in this summer hot day and I get to laugh

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Speaker 6: my ass off with the two of you.

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Speaker 4: I'm so happy. Seriously, I've been waiting.

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Speaker 1: Stars.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I've been texting you guys NonStop about this big day.

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Speaker 6: Here we go. It's bananas, it's all so.

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Speaker 1: It's good to see your face.

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Speaker 4: I love to see your face. I missed your laughs.

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Speaker 4: You know, both of you have one of the kind laugh.

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Speaker 2: So bring it this vice versa. Yeah, how you doing,

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Speaker 2: how's your summer? How's your okay?

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Speaker 4: I'm good to day.

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Speaker 3: That's as far as we could go at this point.

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Speaker 1: Keep it, man.

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Speaker 4: Do this, We're going to get to this.

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Speaker 2: You have always been wildly optimistic person, infectiously optimistic, a.

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Speaker 1: Very pleasant to be around. It's true. Everybody that knows

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Speaker 4: I love Garth. I love Garth. And you know I'm

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Speaker 3: Try and stick a half full bottle bottle of Fuji

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Speaker 3: And this boost of oxygen causes a few other symptoms,

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Speaker 4: Yeah, does he look like a baby? Is he just gorgeous?

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Speaker 3: Does not?

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Speaker 1: He does not the least.

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Speaker 1: He is a superhero. This is huge for him.

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Speaker 3: And I love it that it's an actual, like genetic

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Speaker 1: Do you know what I mean?

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Speaker 3: That like his skin sucks, and like he might have

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Speaker 4: Almost jealous of him almost.

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Speaker 2: I like that his parents just seldom to ignore it.

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Speaker 4: That's it, man, I'm out.

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Speaker 1: Did you ever hear about that boat?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it is what it is, so guiltiest charge. Visitors

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Speaker 2: Museum attraction where else in Tennessee.

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Speaker 2: An ice wall of representing the iceberg that calls the

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Speaker 2: So yes, I know this was a Tennessee story for you,

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Speaker 2: The message posted on social media the owners of the

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Speaker 1: Very nice message. Iceberg Museum, Titanic Museum.

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Speaker 3: Sorry the museum was I think it's I think it's

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Speaker 1: Whoa so like an ice wall? Fellow? These people, Oh,

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Speaker 3: Think about the curator who is just like, no, check it,

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Speaker 3: the first day it opens it falls on three people.

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Speaker 1: It's like, Brian, we should have never put the money

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Speaker 4: Just okay, who's going to the Titanic Museum. I'm not.

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Speaker 6: Though more recently Dollywood, which is a magnificent we love

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Speaker 1: They scooters on scooters? Okay, they're like scooters. I guess right.

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Speaker 4: They seem like.

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Speaker 6: Rascals.

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Speaker 4: There you go.

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Speaker 6: So that was the thing that really took me by surprise.

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Speaker 6: I had never seen so many big people on scooters

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Speaker 2: Early they never stopped riding, is what you're saying.

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Speaker 2: must be people.

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Speaker 4: People in the hospital.

449
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Speaker 2: Three in the hospital. The museum claims that a huge

450
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Speaker 2: outdoor replica the Titanic is the single largest museum attraction

451
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Speaker 2: anywhere in the world. I don't know if that's true,

452
00:24:29,920 --> 00:24:33,040
Speaker 2: but that's a great claim. It houses more than four

453
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Speaker 2: hundred artifacts from the actual ship and its passengers.

454
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Speaker 1: But this is what I'm leading up to.

455
00:24:38,920 --> 00:24:44,080
Speaker 2: Titanic two, a replica of the original ship, is expected

456
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Speaker 2: to sail in twenty twenty two, tracing the Titanic's route

457
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Speaker 2: across the Atlantic.

458
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Speaker 3: What what what did you know about that?

459
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Speaker 1: No, it's real.

460
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Speaker 3: Are we also going to do Hindenburg too?

461
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Speaker 6: Like?

462
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Speaker 1: Why are we doing it? Things?

463
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Speaker 4: Yeah, well that's the question. That's the question, Kurk, What

464
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Speaker 4: the hell are we doing?

465
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Speaker 3: That's like making a hotel where it's like it's all

466
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Speaker 3: the thirteenth floor.

467
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Speaker 1: Well, now you got me. I would go to the

468
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Speaker 1: thirteenth floor hotel ten thirteen thirteen.

469
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Speaker 3: It's at thirteen thirteen thirteenth Streets.

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Speaker 6: I am in such shock, and that's in Tennessee. Okay,

471
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Speaker 6: So the Titanic Museum's one The connected story is the Titanic,

472
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Speaker 6: the reboot of the relaunching, so relaunch.

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Speaker 2: I mean, but once you've been on the second Titanic once,

474
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Speaker 2: if you're on that and you go, we made it.

475
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Speaker 1: We were on the one, it's the replica. We made it.

476
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Speaker 1: Then what are you the second boat? Are you the third?

477
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Speaker 2: Like after you're the first, after that maiden voyage and

478
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Speaker 2: the history has been made, then it's just a big

479
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Speaker 2: dumb cruise ship. And I bet they play the movie

480
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Speaker 2: on on channels on twenty four hours a day, seven

481
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Speaker 2: days a week.

482
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Speaker 1: Oh yeah. I also I also would have do you.

483
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Speaker 3: For some reason, I'm very much into watching a boat

484
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Speaker 3: launch videos on YouTube.

485
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Speaker 1: I've seen of like, yeah, you know what I'm talking about.

486
00:26:13,320 --> 00:26:15,879
Speaker 3: It's like maybe like big boats and they literally like

487
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Speaker 3: do them in dry dock and then they like release

488
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Speaker 3: them and they like slide down a ramp in so far,

489
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Speaker 3: it's so fun, and I don't know why. I find

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Speaker 3: it very calmning. Uh So, I watched them a lot,

491
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Speaker 3: but I would love love, love love, like like an

492
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Speaker 3: outtake from a Simpsons cartoon where they just launched the

493
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Speaker 3: Titanic too into the water and it just tips over and.

494
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Speaker 1: Sinks right away. Like that would be amazing that too,

495
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Speaker 1: I would love that too.

496
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Speaker 2: A lot of cocktail shrimp, a lot of pizza bar,

497
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Speaker 2: a lot of things are going to be sailing into

498
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Speaker 2: the area.

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Speaker 6: I had to ask you just used the word pizza.

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Speaker 6: This is in my head today. I'm not a TikToker,

501
00:26:56,960 --> 00:27:00,320
Speaker 6: but but I do have friends that are. And then

502
00:27:00,359 --> 00:27:02,240
Speaker 6: they share this stuff on Instagram.

503
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Speaker 4: So I am on this. What about this new fad?

504
00:27:07,560 --> 00:27:08,399
Speaker 4: This is kills me.

505
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Speaker 6: The combination pizza Hut, combination Taco Bell song.

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Speaker 1: Do you guys know this? No? I know the song.

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Speaker 4: You know the song?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? The day?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, okay, So they're doing the song now, and what

510
00:27:25,040 --> 00:27:27,560
Speaker 6: they're doing is the kids.

511
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Speaker 4: Are putting I'm at the call, you know, I'm at

512
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Speaker 4: the pizza Hoot, I'm at the taco bell, I'm at.

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Speaker 6: The combination taco hood, pizza Pizza Hoot, taco fad. And

514
00:27:40,800 --> 00:27:43,520
Speaker 6: then what they do is they put over their heads

515
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Speaker 6: a flag. It says mom, and it says dad, and

516
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Speaker 6: then it puts the flag of where their mom's from

517
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Speaker 6: and where their dad is from, and then it says me.

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Speaker 6: And there's a combo and then you say you and

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Speaker 6: then you do the eyes of your parents and then

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Speaker 6: you the me the combination and.

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Speaker 4: Then you do the height.

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Speaker 3: It to me, though, like its popular, this seems like

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Speaker 3: I would want to watch this not are you kidding me?

524
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Speaker 1: I am so interested.

525
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Speaker 4: You got to see.

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Speaker 6: I mean the ones that I've seen are very attractive

527
00:28:20,080 --> 00:28:28,280
Speaker 6: young men that are doing it. Yeah, yeah, I'm like, okay,

528
00:28:28,600 --> 00:28:31,040
Speaker 6: but there is that part of like, I love the

529
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Speaker 6: Kurt you have that attitude mine was. This is great,

530
00:28:33,920 --> 00:28:37,840
Speaker 6: but it's so ridiculous, like we're out of our minds.

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Speaker 2: Like what I agree, we've lost it. Entertainment has lost

532
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Speaker 2: its shape at this point. We're desperately grasping at this point.

533
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Speaker 4: Thank you, Scotty. That's where I'm at. It's like, what

534
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Speaker 4: are we doing? Like we can't, you couldnot.

535
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Speaker 6: We cannot come up with something crazier than any Like

536
00:29:00,520 --> 00:29:05,480
Speaker 6: everybody at the same time is just putting like the

537
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Speaker 6: dumbest things together at one time and and just rolling with.

538
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Speaker 1: It and just distractions.

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00:29:12,320 --> 00:29:14,600
Speaker 2: We just live in a world where distractions are now

540
00:29:14,600 --> 00:29:17,920
Speaker 2: a commodity and and we and TikTok does it better

541
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Speaker 2: than anywhere else.

542
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Speaker 1: So good for them, good for them.

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Speaker 6: Oh but the song won't lead my head just so

544
00:29:25,520 --> 00:29:33,000
Speaker 6: you know, while we're together, I was at the pizza that's.

545
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Speaker 4: A combination Taco.

546
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Speaker 1: Pizza Pizza bell. I'm trying to remember the band is.

547
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Speaker 3: I think Dos Racist and it's Harry Calaboo's brother's band.

548
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Speaker 6: Right, Okay, well they're making a comeback.

549
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Speaker 4: They're making money, right, that's great.

550
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Speaker 3: I'm excited for that. Do you guys want to hear

551
00:29:58,160 --> 00:29:59,520
Speaker 3: a teaser before we go out?

552
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Speaker 6: Yeah?

553
00:30:00,280 --> 00:30:06,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm alrighty, here we go. Why am I old

554
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Speaker 3: and fat? Man thirty seven wakes up thinking he's still

555
00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:13,920
Speaker 3: in high school? I forget, forget it, after forgetting the

556
00:30:13,960 --> 00:30:17,120
Speaker 3: past twenty years, including that he was married and.

557
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Speaker 1: Had a ten year old dog. Oh my god, go

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Speaker 1: after this break on if you're still.

559
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Speaker 3: And we are back, folks, I do before we get

560
00:31:00,760 --> 00:31:03,160
Speaker 3: to our back to our fantastic guests, I do want

561
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Speaker 3: to see on Instagram. Got this message we gota ma

562
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Speaker 3: from the Blue Machine some banana mal I am a hey, hey,

563
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Speaker 3: I am a bananimal woot. And I'm one of those

564
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Speaker 3: delivery people usps who listens to bananas while walking around

565
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Speaker 3: the city. I changed my career during COVID from seventeen

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Speaker 3: years in restaurants to the United States Postal Service and

567
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Speaker 3: I'm loving it. Thank you for being in my ear

568
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Speaker 3: hauls ear holes during all the ups and downs my

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Speaker 3: career changes. Y'all have also inspired me to create my

570
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Speaker 3: own podcast about what it's like to be a letter

571
00:31:33,120 --> 00:31:35,480
Speaker 3: carrier in an effort to not only share our tales

572
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Speaker 3: of what it's like working at the United States Postal

573
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Speaker 3: Service and maybe just maybe find a solution on how

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Speaker 3: to save the USPS. I invite both you banana boys

575
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Speaker 3: to listen if you have time. It is called the

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Speaker 3: Blue Machine Podcast.

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Speaker 1: Blue Machine Podcast is.

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Speaker 3: From Kayla Hankley, the host of the Blue Machine Podcast.

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Speaker 1: So go check that out. That's totally fascinating.

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Speaker 4: That's a great story.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I've got a few little banana First and foremost,

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Speaker 2: Woodshop Coffee, Kurt Yes, Woodshop Coffee, and Sonoma Valley.

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Speaker 1: It's Cameron and Sasha.

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Speaker 2: They're woodworkers, but now they have this like crazy passion

585
00:32:12,280 --> 00:32:16,160
Speaker 2: for coffee, so they sent us not only bags of coffee,

586
00:32:16,240 --> 00:32:19,840
Speaker 2: which I started this week and is very delicious. Also

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Speaker 2: they sent a charcuterie boards that they made because they're woodworkers,

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00:32:23,080 --> 00:32:23,920
Speaker 2: so thank you.

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00:32:24,280 --> 00:32:27,960
Speaker 3: The boards are awesome. It's like a perfect, perfect size.

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00:32:28,120 --> 00:32:33,320
Speaker 3: It's totally true. Child use knives on that's right, set

591
00:32:33,320 --> 00:32:36,120
Speaker 3: them up with two sharp knives and I go take

592
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Speaker 3: a bath.

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Speaker 2: Coffee that thank you, East eighth What does this say?

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Speaker 2: I can't even read my own typing. Eighth Street East

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Speaker 2: in Sonoma, California. Go drink some coffee. Go on Saturday,

596
00:32:50,520 --> 00:32:54,360
Speaker 2: drink more coffee. Also, the Albuquerque Animal Welfare Department, Kurt

597
00:32:54,440 --> 00:32:58,080
Speaker 2: reached out, they need loving adopters for hundreds of pets.

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00:32:58,120 --> 00:33:00,320
Speaker 2: If you're looking at a furry friend to your life,

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Speaker 2: or even just foster a new buddy, go to www

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Speaker 2: dot c a b Q dot gov slash pets and

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Speaker 2: go find a new buddy. Thank you to the Albuquerque

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Speaker 2: Animal Welfare Department.

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00:33:14,400 --> 00:33:17,560
Speaker 1: Good work. And last, this is for all three of us, Shally.

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Speaker 1: You know these people.

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00:33:19,120 --> 00:33:22,040
Speaker 2: Shane and I sat together at these folks wedding actually

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00:33:22,200 --> 00:33:25,600
Speaker 2: just two or three years ago. Congratulations to Edmund and

607
00:33:25,680 --> 00:33:30,520
Speaker 2: Katie on having a healthy baby girl today. Hey god,

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Speaker 2: we have more great parents, because let's face it, great

609
00:33:33,640 --> 00:33:39,280
Speaker 2: parents are literally the only thing that's gonna save us. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: Edmund and Katie, congratulations on a healthy and guess.

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Speaker 1: What, I love you.

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Speaker 3: Their daughter Eleanor is has was weighed the exact same

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Speaker 3: amount that my daughter Olive did when they were.

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Speaker 1: Yep.

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Speaker 6: Wait, yeah, there's a lot of COVID babies that.

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Speaker 2: Have been born of quarantine babies. Yeah, I went to

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Speaker 2: Yeah a lot, quite a lot.

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Speaker 6: And uh, as you said, Katie, Edmund will be amazing

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Speaker 6: parents and the ones that I know that have had.

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Speaker 4: Kids are gonna be amazing parents. And you're right. I

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Speaker 4: can't say it enough. They're gonna save us.

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Speaker 1: You.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, my kids are going to ruin it.

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Speaker 1: All us.

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Speaker 3: like cartoon tn TE thing down and.

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Speaker 2: Us will be behind the ice walt the Titanic music,

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Speaker 2: just with a blow.

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Speaker 3: Torch heating it up a little bit and teeth places.

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Speaker 3: All right, do you guys want to hear about this?

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Speaker 4: I do this, Yes, I have to hear.

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Speaker 1: So.

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Speaker 3: This was sent in by Paul Bosco on Instagram.

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Speaker 1: Thank you.

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Speaker 3: This was This appeared in the Dailymail dot co dot UK.

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Speaker 3: It also appeared in Texas Today dot com. But I

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Speaker 3: literally tried to read it and it was just like

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Speaker 3: word salad worship the worst of the biz. So I

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Speaker 3: didn't you know, I don't love reading from the Daily Mail.

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Speaker 1: But I will I don't like him at all.

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Speaker 4: We don't.

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Speaker 1: We love it. We love it because we get so

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Speaker 1: many of our stories.

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Speaker 5: True.

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Speaker 3: This was written by Georgia Simcox for Mail Online.

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Speaker 1: Here's Here's the.

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Speaker 3: Father woke up one morning thinking it was the nineteen nineties,

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Speaker 3: after losing twenty years of memories, including his marriage and daughter,

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Speaker 3: because of a rare brain condition. Wow, Daniel Porter, thirty

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Speaker 3: six from Granberry, Texas. I love that it's Granberry, so

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Speaker 3: close to Cranberry Ranberry.

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Speaker 1: Yep, that's confused.

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Speaker 3: He woke up next to his wife, Ruth thirty seven,

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Speaker 3: in July last year, with no idea who she was

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Speaker 3: or where he was. The hearing specialists thought he was

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Speaker 3: sixteen and it was time to get ready for school,

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Speaker 3: and he had no memory of his wife lying next

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Speaker 3: him or their daughter living ten. Ruth had to convince

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Speaker 3: Daniel that he hadn't been kidnapped and that she was

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Speaker 3: his wife, but only with the help of his parents.

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Speaker 3: He even became angry when he first looked in the mirror,

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Speaker 3: asking why he was old and from well.

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Speaker 2: That's on him, the fat part's on him. Honestly, that's

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Speaker 2: all you boy.

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Speaker 1: We gotta.

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Speaker 3: But come on, there's no thirty six and sixteen. At sixteen,

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Speaker 3: you have like you're just like a wiry little thing.

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Speaker 1: That's true.

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Speaker 3: Doctors Diano said he was suffering transient global amnesia.

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Speaker 1: I mean classic.

671
00:36:50,680 --> 00:36:53,600
Speaker 3: That is, like that is the soaps, right, They always

672
00:36:53,600 --> 00:36:58,320
Speaker 3: say transient global amnesia, which is usually a sudden, temporary

673
00:36:58,400 --> 00:37:01,000
Speaker 3: interruption of short term memory, and that it would be

674
00:37:01,040 --> 00:37:03,839
Speaker 3: back to normal within twenty four hours. But a year

675
00:37:03,920 --> 00:37:07,040
Speaker 3: on his memory his life remains a blank.

676
00:37:08,640 --> 00:37:16,239
Speaker 2: Whoa, yeah, it scary inspiring, I mean he's aspiring. He

677
00:37:16,320 --> 00:37:18,840
Speaker 2: gets to fall in love with his family all over again.

678
00:37:19,400 --> 00:37:22,400
Speaker 2: He can find everything's a new hobby. And think of

679
00:37:22,440 --> 00:37:24,319
Speaker 2: all the books he gets to reread and enjoy for

680
00:37:24,360 --> 00:37:26,160
Speaker 2: the first time. I think this is a win for

681
00:37:26,200 --> 00:37:26,800
Speaker 2: this guy.

682
00:37:27,719 --> 00:37:31,200
Speaker 3: His wife does say that he's very enthusiastic about life.

683
00:37:31,239 --> 00:37:34,799
Speaker 3: Now say really, yeah, it's I mean, it's fascinating here,

684
00:37:34,800 --> 00:37:35,439
Speaker 3: I'll keep reading.

685
00:37:36,960 --> 00:37:41,480
Speaker 1: He's the Backstreet Boys. These guys are good.

686
00:37:41,800 --> 00:37:44,160
Speaker 3: I mean, like imagine that. Just be like, oh man,

687
00:37:45,120 --> 00:37:46,719
Speaker 3: break You're gonna love breaking bad.

688
00:37:47,120 --> 00:37:48,120
Speaker 1: Got a lot of stuff.

689
00:37:49,440 --> 00:37:52,080
Speaker 3: You got a real treat ahead of you.

690
00:37:52,120 --> 00:37:52,920
Speaker 1: Got it, We got it.

691
00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:56,759
Speaker 3: We gotta find the positive on this one man, Ruth said,

692
00:37:56,800 --> 00:37:58,800
Speaker 3: he woke up one morning and just had no idea

693
00:37:58,840 --> 00:38:01,000
Speaker 3: who I was or where he was. He was very confused.

694
00:38:01,040 --> 00:38:03,800
Speaker 3: I could tell he didn't recognize the room. He thought

695
00:38:03,840 --> 00:38:06,040
Speaker 3: he was either drunk and gone home with a woman,

696
00:38:06,160 --> 00:38:08,680
Speaker 3: or that he'd been kidnapped. I could see him looking

697
00:38:08,719 --> 00:38:13,520
Speaker 3: for an escape route. Daniel remembered a WWE program, and

698
00:38:13,600 --> 00:38:16,319
Speaker 3: when Ruth researched when it was aired, she worked out

699
00:38:16,320 --> 00:38:18,719
Speaker 3: that it was in the nineties. Wo She helped him

700
00:38:18,760 --> 00:38:20,799
Speaker 3: get dressed, and he thought that she was putting him

701
00:38:20,800 --> 00:38:23,560
Speaker 3: into her husband's clothes, who he thought was going to

702
00:38:23,600 --> 00:38:27,279
Speaker 3: come home any minute. And it just that they were

703
00:38:27,320 --> 00:38:30,800
Speaker 3: staying on a ranch of his parents, so his parents

704
00:38:30,800 --> 00:38:33,520
Speaker 3: were there. He recognized his parents. He was able to

705
00:38:33,719 --> 00:38:39,400
Speaker 3: be talked into believing, wow, that this was true. Feel

706
00:38:39,400 --> 00:38:43,040
Speaker 3: bad for the kids, Yeah, no, right, yeah.

707
00:38:42,840 --> 00:38:47,200
Speaker 6: I'm speechless. I cannot. I mean, if you go back

708
00:38:47,360 --> 00:38:48,480
Speaker 6: right now, all.

709
00:38:48,360 --> 00:38:50,120
Speaker 1: Of us we're sixteen eight.

710
00:38:52,080 --> 00:38:55,320
Speaker 6: I mean, they're definitely like high points, such as drinking

711
00:38:55,320 --> 00:38:58,279
Speaker 6: your first beer, mom and dad.

712
00:38:58,600 --> 00:39:02,520
Speaker 4: If you're hit listening, I was not sixteen, but.

713
00:39:02,560 --> 00:39:07,800
Speaker 3: I was fear I think I was twelve.

714
00:39:07,960 --> 00:39:09,200
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, there you go.

715
00:39:09,520 --> 00:39:12,400
Speaker 4: That's more like it. That's more like it. I was older,

716
00:39:14,560 --> 00:39:15,560
Speaker 4: first rock shows.

717
00:39:15,960 --> 00:39:20,880
Speaker 6: I mean everything there wonderful things, but they're also the

718
00:39:20,960 --> 00:39:22,879
Speaker 6: most there are some awful.

719
00:39:22,560 --> 00:39:24,319
Speaker 1: Things, so he still got a kurt, right.

720
00:39:24,360 --> 00:39:27,960
Speaker 3: Well, this is what's interesting about it is that I'm

721
00:39:27,960 --> 00:39:29,680
Speaker 3: not going to read the whole thing. It's very long

722
00:39:29,719 --> 00:39:34,800
Speaker 3: and complicated, but apparently he so they basically had moved

723
00:39:34,880 --> 00:39:38,040
Speaker 3: back home to live with on his parents farm because

724
00:39:38,040 --> 00:39:40,640
Speaker 3: he had lost his job because he started having these

725
00:39:40,640 --> 00:39:48,239
Speaker 3: weird epileptics and uh, they're not not epilepsy. Sorry, they

726
00:39:48,239 --> 00:39:54,160
Speaker 3: were stress induced seizures in January, and they caused him

727
00:39:54,200 --> 00:39:56,320
Speaker 3: to like slip a disc in his back and stuff

728
00:39:56,360 --> 00:39:58,600
Speaker 3: like this, and the seizures kept getting more and more violent.

729
00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:02,719
Speaker 3: So the the is that the brain, in order to

730
00:40:02,760 --> 00:40:05,560
Speaker 3: protect itself, kind of did a rewind.

731
00:40:06,040 --> 00:40:08,400
Speaker 1: Well, now he no longer has.

732
00:40:08,280 --> 00:40:12,000
Speaker 3: The seizures, so this thing that was like ruining his

733
00:40:12,080 --> 00:40:15,960
Speaker 3: life is also now gone. So that's also been forgotten

734
00:40:15,960 --> 00:40:19,680
Speaker 3: as well. And the wife says it's really strange. But

735
00:40:19,719 --> 00:40:22,400
Speaker 3: his sense of humor is still good. He's more friendly

736
00:40:22,480 --> 00:40:25,759
Speaker 3: and sociable. He loves going out, but he didn't used to.

737
00:40:26,440 --> 00:40:29,200
Speaker 1: So I'm telling you it's a win. So we have

738
00:40:29,320 --> 00:40:30,080
Speaker 1: to both.

739
00:40:31,520 --> 00:40:34,279
Speaker 3: It's a nightmare and also like that is come you

740
00:40:34,360 --> 00:40:36,640
Speaker 3: imagine just waking up and being sixteen again.

741
00:40:36,680 --> 00:40:37,719
Speaker 1: That it's just like.

742
00:40:37,920 --> 00:40:42,240
Speaker 6: Wifey is deafly down with the sixteen version.

743
00:40:45,040 --> 00:40:47,960
Speaker 1: I hope. Also, I don't even understand how this is

744
00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:49,440
Speaker 1: a story. Do you know what I mean?

745
00:40:49,520 --> 00:40:51,839
Speaker 3: Like, how did people find out about it?

746
00:40:51,880 --> 00:40:55,000
Speaker 1: You know, he's sixteen. He's running around town bragging about it.

747
00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:58,040
Speaker 2: He's on his huffy, he's peddling through town being like

748
00:40:58,080 --> 00:40:59,439
Speaker 2: I had sex last night.

749
00:41:01,400 --> 00:41:02,360
Speaker 1: It was amazing.

750
00:41:02,480 --> 00:41:06,480
Speaker 2: And we listened to this new act Rihanna, she's so good,

751
00:41:08,320 --> 00:41:09,680
Speaker 2: has an umbrella.

752
00:41:10,800 --> 00:41:13,239
Speaker 1: Well, we wish him the best of luck.

753
00:41:14,200 --> 00:41:14,439
Speaker 6: Again.

754
00:41:14,520 --> 00:41:15,920
Speaker 4: I want to write him a letter.

755
00:41:16,080 --> 00:41:17,959
Speaker 1: I feel like, let's write him a letter.

756
00:41:18,120 --> 00:41:20,920
Speaker 4: I want let's see that. I feel like he is it.

757
00:41:21,040 --> 00:41:25,600
Speaker 2: Daniel Porter's confusing and even more confused it even more. Hi,

758
00:41:25,840 --> 00:41:28,440
Speaker 2: we don't know you. We had a podcast we were

759
00:41:28,480 --> 00:41:32,359
Speaker 2: making fun of you. I hope you're doing better. Glad

760
00:41:32,400 --> 00:41:37,160
Speaker 2: the Seezars are done. The Banana Boys and Chanelle, Oh boy.

761
00:41:37,040 --> 00:41:37,960
Speaker 1: That's crazy.

762
00:41:38,160 --> 00:41:40,600
Speaker 2: I mean besides like browning out or blacking out drinking,

763
00:41:40,640 --> 00:41:43,640
Speaker 2: I've never had a concussion. I've never I've never time

764
00:41:43,680 --> 00:41:46,719
Speaker 2: traveled in that way, so I can't imagine how disorienting

765
00:41:46,760 --> 00:41:48,880
Speaker 2: would be to lose twenty years.

766
00:41:49,280 --> 00:41:50,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, it is.

767
00:41:50,520 --> 00:41:52,680
Speaker 3: I mean from the only time I've really done that,

768
00:41:53,200 --> 00:41:54,880
Speaker 3: which was that time that we talked about on the

769
00:41:54,920 --> 00:41:56,560
Speaker 3: podcast a long time ago where I was in New

770
00:41:56,640 --> 00:41:59,040
Speaker 3: Orleans where I came in the W. I was naked

771
00:41:59,200 --> 00:42:01,880
Speaker 3: on in that in the lobby or not lobby, but

772
00:42:01,920 --> 00:42:06,880
Speaker 3: on the fifth floor of the W hotel. Suddenly that

773
00:42:07,040 --> 00:42:10,720
Speaker 3: was amazing. But the thing is that from that moment, yes,

774
00:42:11,280 --> 00:42:16,200
Speaker 3: from that moment, you you're still you. That's the crazy part.

775
00:42:16,280 --> 00:42:18,880
Speaker 3: Like without your memories, you still operate the way you

776
00:42:18,920 --> 00:42:20,120
Speaker 3: would operate, which.

777
00:42:19,920 --> 00:42:21,359
Speaker 1: Is the weirdest part. Yea.

778
00:42:22,400 --> 00:42:24,759
Speaker 3: And I've heard that people who have like the thing

779
00:42:24,760 --> 00:42:28,040
Speaker 3: where they they can't remember after a certain period, like

780
00:42:28,040 --> 00:42:30,320
Speaker 3: they have like a two minute long memory or something,

781
00:42:30,680 --> 00:42:33,160
Speaker 3: is that when the two minutes resets, they always ask

782
00:42:33,200 --> 00:42:34,440
Speaker 3: the exact same questions.

783
00:42:34,440 --> 00:42:38,120
Speaker 2: Oh no, well, that would be worse. I'd rather get

784
00:42:38,120 --> 00:42:40,600
Speaker 2: the full reset and move forward. I have had I've

785
00:42:40,600 --> 00:42:43,879
Speaker 2: lived enough places and traveled enough that I would say

786
00:42:43,920 --> 00:42:46,400
Speaker 2: maybe ten times in my life I've woken up in

787
00:42:46,440 --> 00:42:50,000
Speaker 2: a dark room and I don't remember what city or state,

788
00:42:50,200 --> 00:42:52,360
Speaker 2: or sometimes it'll be like, am I in my college?

789
00:42:52,680 --> 00:42:53,440
Speaker 1: Like is it?

790
00:42:53,520 --> 00:42:55,840
Speaker 2: Like it takes me a second that lucid state, but

791
00:42:56,040 --> 00:42:58,719
Speaker 2: in whey, like just before it's true wakefulness, and I'll

792
00:42:58,719 --> 00:43:00,920
Speaker 2: say I don't know where I am, and I'll like

793
00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:03,320
Speaker 2: reach out and I'll feel a wall or pillow or whatever,

794
00:43:03,520 --> 00:43:06,680
Speaker 2: and I'm like, oh, right, I'm here shooting this or

795
00:43:06,719 --> 00:43:10,160
Speaker 2: whatever that has happened, and it's very weird for about

796
00:43:10,320 --> 00:43:11,160
Speaker 2: twenty seconds.

797
00:43:11,560 --> 00:43:12,160
Speaker 1: Wow.

798
00:43:13,120 --> 00:43:15,719
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, I've experienced that, especially first night in a

799
00:43:15,760 --> 00:43:18,760
Speaker 3: hotel room, where you're just like walk into the wall

800
00:43:18,880 --> 00:43:19,279
Speaker 3: trying to.

801
00:43:19,200 --> 00:43:21,720
Speaker 6: Go to the bad and now to take a turn

802
00:43:21,920 --> 00:43:26,319
Speaker 6: for some sadder stories, but I have had friends who

803
00:43:26,440 --> 00:43:31,600
Speaker 6: have grandparents or parents with Alzheimer's, and this sounds very

804
00:43:31,640 --> 00:43:36,440
Speaker 6: similar to those experiences, because yeah, they'll have a conversation

805
00:43:36,600 --> 00:43:40,960
Speaker 6: with you and then start that same exact conversation over.

806
00:43:40,800 --> 00:43:42,839
Speaker 4: With you, you know, an hour later.

807
00:43:43,480 --> 00:43:46,000
Speaker 1: Just so I mean a girlfriend that did that too

808
00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:46,840
Speaker 1: when she was drunk.

809
00:43:46,880 --> 00:43:48,439
Speaker 2: She would just tell me the same thing and laugh

810
00:43:48,480 --> 00:43:50,120
Speaker 2: at the same joke at the same moment four or

811
00:43:50,160 --> 00:43:52,680
Speaker 2: five times on the f train ride home, and I'm like, yeah, yeah, yeah,

812
00:43:52,719 --> 00:43:55,279
Speaker 2: I know. You've that's a sixth time you've said this

813
00:43:55,400 --> 00:43:56,560
Speaker 2: and you can come back.

814
00:43:57,000 --> 00:43:59,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, I mean it's my it's my entire life

815
00:44:00,040 --> 00:44:00,759
Speaker 3: with a four year old.

816
00:44:00,840 --> 00:44:06,279
Speaker 1: Oh, yes, there you go, I go, I got one

817
00:44:06,280 --> 00:44:11,440
Speaker 1: for you. Ye, it is, it is, It really is

818
00:44:12,040 --> 00:44:12,440
Speaker 1: all right.

819
00:44:12,640 --> 00:44:16,040
Speaker 2: So we've all been on first dates right now. You've

820
00:44:16,040 --> 00:44:18,560
Speaker 2: been on some first dates in your life. They always

821
00:44:18,560 --> 00:44:21,720
Speaker 2: go exactly according to plan and you end up marrying

822
00:44:21,800 --> 00:44:25,520
Speaker 2: the person. That's how first dates were always. Every first

823
00:44:25,600 --> 00:44:29,120
Speaker 2: date ends in in marriage and everlasting love. Well, this

824
00:44:29,400 --> 00:44:32,400
Speaker 2: poor woman, she really had a good one. This is

825
00:44:32,440 --> 00:44:36,080
Speaker 2: from Unilad UK, but I found it everywhere too. Written

826
00:44:36,120 --> 00:44:39,840
Speaker 2: by maybe the most British sounding name of all time,

827
00:44:40,400 --> 00:44:41,640
Speaker 2: Poppy builder Beck.

828
00:44:42,160 --> 00:44:45,680
Speaker 1: Thank you, Thank you, Poppy Builder Beck.

829
00:44:45,800 --> 00:44:48,080
Speaker 3: You are the Builder Beck in Shropshire.

830
00:44:48,440 --> 00:44:52,120
Speaker 1: Oh she is so good. Sentenced by one of our

831
00:44:52,200 --> 00:44:54,280
Speaker 1: very best, Aaron Erdman. Thank you, Aaron.

832
00:44:55,719 --> 00:45:00,680
Speaker 2: Woman horrified after man brings late mother's ash to their

833
00:45:00,719 --> 00:45:01,560
Speaker 2: first date.

834
00:45:02,080 --> 00:45:05,080
Speaker 1: Oh no, oh no yes.

835
00:45:05,640 --> 00:45:08,799
Speaker 2: After matching on Tinder, a woman was left horrified after

836
00:45:08,840 --> 00:45:10,960
Speaker 2: the guys she met for the first date brought his

837
00:45:11,040 --> 00:45:12,799
Speaker 2: late mother's ashes along with him.

838
00:45:13,600 --> 00:45:17,760
Speaker 1: The woman has shared her story now anonymously. She invited

839
00:45:17,760 --> 00:45:20,719
Speaker 1: her tender match to a barbecue at her house, but

840
00:45:20,800 --> 00:45:24,160
Speaker 1: ashes aren't the only reason she regrets swiping swiftly left.

841
00:45:24,280 --> 00:45:25,240
Speaker 1: Nice work, Poppy.

842
00:45:26,560 --> 00:45:29,000
Speaker 2: The date started out with the man arriving to the

843
00:45:29,040 --> 00:45:33,279
Speaker 2: barbecue late, always a good sign, admitting too, I.

844
00:45:33,200 --> 00:45:36,160
Speaker 3: Hope, I hope he comes in and just declares my

845
00:45:36,280 --> 00:45:39,480
Speaker 3: mom wanted to be scattered on an awkward date. She

846
00:45:39,560 --> 00:45:42,960
Speaker 3: loved awkward first dates, and so I'm scattering here on

847
00:45:43,000 --> 00:45:43,879
Speaker 3: this date with you.

848
00:45:44,239 --> 00:45:48,439
Speaker 2: Oh boy, I wish that too.

849
00:45:48,960 --> 00:45:51,760
Speaker 1: But he did something somehow weirder, Curt No.

850
00:45:51,760 --> 00:45:54,600
Speaker 2: Now, he arrives to the barbecue late, admits to the

851
00:45:54,640 --> 00:45:57,560
Speaker 2: woman that he drove around her house several times, nearly

852
00:45:57,640 --> 00:46:00,480
Speaker 2: deciding to just go home. The woman and then went

853
00:46:00,520 --> 00:46:03,920
Speaker 2: on to say that how the man only spoke about himself,

854
00:46:04,000 --> 00:46:06,800
Speaker 2: talking NonStop about all of his family drama.

855
00:46:07,120 --> 00:46:08,560
Speaker 1: So classic man.

856
00:46:08,760 --> 00:46:13,399
Speaker 6: Classic, classic, classic man, Absolutely, Kurt, thank you.

857
00:46:13,920 --> 00:46:15,760
Speaker 2: A friend of mine went on a date with Keith

858
00:46:15,840 --> 00:46:18,399
Speaker 2: Olberman once and she said that he just talked about

859
00:46:18,440 --> 00:46:20,719
Speaker 2: himself for two hours and then they left and that

860
00:46:20,840 --> 00:46:21,080
Speaker 2: was it.

861
00:46:21,239 --> 00:46:23,080
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, that must have been a real

862
00:46:24,040 --> 00:46:24,840
Speaker 1: bowl of soup.

863
00:46:27,120 --> 00:46:30,080
Speaker 2: If that wasn't bad enough, And this might be the

864
00:46:30,120 --> 00:46:33,240
Speaker 2: thing that is the weirdest to me. The man also

865
00:46:33,280 --> 00:46:35,799
Speaker 2: brought all of his own food to the barbecue and

866
00:46:36,040 --> 00:46:44,000
Speaker 2: wasn't willing to share it with anyone. He was willing

867
00:46:44,120 --> 00:46:47,800
Speaker 2: to share a look at his mother's ashes, which he

868
00:46:47,880 --> 00:46:51,719
Speaker 2: had brought along in a vial. The woman says, as

869
00:46:51,760 --> 00:46:57,040
Speaker 2: they sat down, i'd be so it'd say. The woman

870
00:46:57,080 --> 00:46:59,279
Speaker 2: says that as they sat down, the man pulled the

871
00:46:59,360 --> 00:47:02,200
Speaker 2: vial out of his pocket. He noticed her staring at it,

872
00:47:02,600 --> 00:47:06,040
Speaker 2: and she was quote flipping between if he was about

873
00:47:06,040 --> 00:47:08,880
Speaker 2: to snort something strange or had built some sand art.

874
00:47:11,520 --> 00:47:14,360
Speaker 2: The nineties were big. She just naged she out at

875
00:47:14,400 --> 00:47:16,480
Speaker 2: her age a little bit. Sand art was huge in

876
00:47:16,520 --> 00:47:19,960
Speaker 2: the nineties. She went then went into detail how he

877
00:47:20,040 --> 00:47:23,279
Speaker 2: told her, Oh, it's all super casual. I'd like to

878
00:47:23,280 --> 00:47:25,719
Speaker 2: introduce you to my mother. The woman said she did

879
00:47:25,760 --> 00:47:28,040
Speaker 2: not know what to do, whether to laugh or cry

880
00:47:28,200 --> 00:47:29,839
Speaker 2: or run. The answer is run.

881
00:47:30,680 --> 00:47:33,520
Speaker 1: This is Norman Bates behavior. Burn your house down and run.

882
00:47:33,600 --> 00:47:36,160
Speaker 2: He knows where you live, Grab a turkey, leg off

883
00:47:36,200 --> 00:47:39,040
Speaker 2: the smoker, and run for the hills. The man went

884
00:47:39,080 --> 00:47:41,480
Speaker 2: on to explain this was not the first time his

885
00:47:41,600 --> 00:47:44,560
Speaker 2: mother had joined him on such a special occasion. And

886
00:47:44,600 --> 00:47:46,839
Speaker 2: then he brings a vial of her ashes to any

887
00:47:46,880 --> 00:47:47,640
Speaker 2: important event.

888
00:47:48,080 --> 00:47:52,840
Speaker 1: So don't feel special, honey. Not only last.

889
00:47:52,600 --> 00:47:57,120
Speaker 3: Week I brought her to great adventure we rode the Twister.

890
00:48:01,080 --> 00:48:01,880
Speaker 1: Oh boy.

891
00:48:02,080 --> 00:48:04,040
Speaker 2: Not only were the ashes in that vial, but the

892
00:48:04,040 --> 00:48:06,560
Speaker 2: man also had his late mother in a necklace and

893
00:48:06,640 --> 00:48:10,680
Speaker 2: a ring and a half sleeve tattoo dedicated to her.

894
00:48:13,239 --> 00:48:16,359
Speaker 1: I look, guys, I love my dead mom. I love

895
00:48:16,480 --> 00:48:17,120
Speaker 1: my dead mom.

896
00:48:17,200 --> 00:48:20,440
Speaker 3: You could read this guy literally, I'm looking at her

897
00:48:20,480 --> 00:48:24,640
Speaker 3: ashes for where I'm but wearing them in multiple places

898
00:48:24,680 --> 00:48:26,200
Speaker 3: on your body at all times.

899
00:48:28,000 --> 00:48:30,960
Speaker 1: No, sir, that gets a no sirt.

900
00:48:31,400 --> 00:48:34,640
Speaker 6: No, that the three of us if we met this

901
00:48:34,760 --> 00:48:37,520
Speaker 6: man at a party, all three of us would be

902
00:48:37,960 --> 00:48:41,080
Speaker 6: right there with him and we would have the best time.

903
00:48:43,160 --> 00:48:47,640
Speaker 4: Like, that's the guy. All three of us specifically are

904
00:48:47,680 --> 00:48:51,280
Speaker 4: the three humans. Yeah, and Carl, that be like, okay,

905
00:48:51,400 --> 00:48:53,480
Speaker 4: what's up with this guy? Let's we gotta we.

906
00:48:53,640 --> 00:48:57,239
Speaker 6: Have to know him and know what's going on, and

907
00:48:57,239 --> 00:49:00,719
Speaker 6: we would be entertained to know when and ask him

908
00:49:00,760 --> 00:49:04,880
Speaker 6: about every vial Like I am so entertained by the story.

909
00:49:05,080 --> 00:49:08,759
Speaker 1: It's so good and it has a pretty good ending to.

910
00:49:10,280 --> 00:49:14,200
Speaker 2: Okay, So, so he has the ring the necklace, the vial,

911
00:49:14,239 --> 00:49:16,520
Speaker 2: and a half sleeve tattoo dedicated her. She went on

912
00:49:16,600 --> 00:49:20,600
Speaker 2: to say how after her date finished the burger he brought,

913
00:49:21,680 --> 00:49:24,440
Speaker 2: she made an excuse like any smart woman would do,

914
00:49:24,520 --> 00:49:26,160
Speaker 2: and said she had to finish some work.

915
00:49:26,080 --> 00:49:27,960
Speaker 1: Alas thank you, Poppy.

916
00:49:28,280 --> 00:49:30,760
Speaker 2: Despite her attempt to put him off, the man texted

917
00:49:30,800 --> 00:49:33,440
Speaker 2: her before he even got a chance to get into

918
00:49:33,520 --> 00:49:36,840
Speaker 2: his car, and the texture head quote, my mother really

919
00:49:36,960 --> 00:49:39,240
Speaker 2: liked you. I can't wait to see you again.

920
00:49:46,000 --> 00:49:48,839
Speaker 1: Wow wow wow wow.

921
00:49:49,400 --> 00:49:52,440
Speaker 3: That is he is literally trying to start his own

922
00:49:52,560 --> 00:49:53,400
Speaker 3: horror movie.

923
00:49:53,600 --> 00:49:55,000
Speaker 1: He is like trying to.

924
00:49:57,280 --> 00:50:01,879
Speaker 2: Means necessary. So I went on a great first date

925
00:50:01,920 --> 00:50:04,920
Speaker 2: once through MySpace. So this was back in the mid

926
00:50:04,960 --> 00:50:08,160
Speaker 2: two thousands, and it was a great date. And her

927
00:50:08,200 --> 00:50:11,440
Speaker 2: picture didn't match. Her picture was either the greatest photo

928
00:50:11,480 --> 00:50:14,560
Speaker 2: of her ever taken in the known universe, or she

929
00:50:14,640 --> 00:50:17,120
Speaker 2: used somebody else's photo. But when I arrived to Mustang

930
00:50:17,160 --> 00:50:18,880
Speaker 2: Harry's or Sally it's one of those bars up there,

931
00:50:18,920 --> 00:50:20,040
Speaker 2: because I was temping up there.

932
00:50:20,920 --> 00:50:21,520
Speaker 1: She was great.

933
00:50:21,719 --> 00:50:24,080
Speaker 2: She was lovely, she was funny, she was cute. It

934
00:50:24,120 --> 00:50:26,000
Speaker 2: was like a really good first date. And because it

935
00:50:26,040 --> 00:50:27,960
Speaker 2: was the internet dating, this was like the birth of

936
00:50:28,080 --> 00:50:30,680
Speaker 2: that we were feeling each other out, you know, normal.

937
00:50:30,719 --> 00:50:32,520
Speaker 2: We met in a public space, a brightly lit bar,

938
00:50:33,040 --> 00:50:34,600
Speaker 2: but it was good. So I asked her on second

939
00:50:34,640 --> 00:50:36,359
Speaker 2: date after a couple of years, and she said great,

940
00:50:36,440 --> 00:50:38,840
Speaker 2: and we agreed to go see The Life Aquatic with

941
00:50:39,000 --> 00:50:42,759
Speaker 2: Steve Zizou. You know, a fun, good date movie if

942
00:50:42,760 --> 00:50:43,759
Speaker 2: you're living in New York.

943
00:50:44,000 --> 00:50:44,200
Speaker 4: Yep.

944
00:50:44,360 --> 00:50:48,080
Speaker 2: So we meet in Brooklyn. It was probably like four

945
00:50:48,120 --> 00:50:49,759
Speaker 2: or five days later, and I had enough time where

946
00:50:49,800 --> 00:50:51,680
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, she's cool. I think like this

947
00:50:51,800 --> 00:50:53,919
Speaker 2: is good. I'm excited to go on this second date.

948
00:50:54,200 --> 00:50:57,040
Speaker 2: So we go, shows up, same person shows up, thank huh.

949
00:50:57,360 --> 00:51:00,360
Speaker 2: And everything's going normal, and I buy ticket and I

950
00:51:00,360 --> 00:51:01,680
Speaker 2: was like, do you want popcorn anything? She was like

951
00:51:01,680 --> 00:51:03,840
Speaker 2: I would love popcorn. She's like, do you want to

952
00:51:03,840 --> 00:51:06,040
Speaker 2: get a big one? And I was like sure. So

953
00:51:06,080 --> 00:51:09,920
Speaker 2: we get a big popcorn and we sit down and

954
00:51:10,320 --> 00:51:13,120
Speaker 2: we're talking over the trailers, and while we're talking, before

955
00:51:13,160 --> 00:51:15,760
Speaker 2: the movie starts, she sticks her tip of her tongue

956
00:51:15,760 --> 00:51:18,120
Speaker 2: down and picks up a piece of popcorn and swallows it.

957
00:51:18,680 --> 00:51:21,520
Speaker 2: So I just head down, head goes down to the

958
00:51:21,520 --> 00:51:23,799
Speaker 2: popcorn comes up a little bit to her test. She's

959
00:51:23,800 --> 00:51:25,839
Speaker 2: holding it and then she just silts her head down.

960
00:51:25,880 --> 00:51:28,719
Speaker 2: So I'm like, so your brothers they enjoy racketball?

961
00:51:28,800 --> 00:51:30,600
Speaker 1: Is that right? And they? You know, she sticks her.

962
00:51:30,480 --> 00:51:32,600
Speaker 2: Tongue down and just pulls, and she's like yeah, and

963
00:51:32,640 --> 00:51:34,640
Speaker 2: so I'm like, well, this is this is about to

964
00:51:34,640 --> 00:51:38,640
Speaker 2: be something. So she does it again, and she does

965
00:51:38,680 --> 00:51:42,000
Speaker 2: it again, and so the movie starts and she's like,

966
00:51:42,000 --> 00:51:43,759
Speaker 2: do you want any popcorn? I'm like, not yet. I

967
00:51:43,960 --> 00:51:45,000
Speaker 2: ate five days ago.

968
00:51:45,080 --> 00:51:45,760
Speaker 1: I'm fine.

969
00:51:46,480 --> 00:51:49,439
Speaker 2: So we're what And now the corner of my eye,

970
00:51:49,440 --> 00:51:52,880
Speaker 2: as the movie starting, I'm watching her just repeatedly only

971
00:51:52,960 --> 00:51:55,520
Speaker 2: using her tongue to eat one piece of popcorn at

972
00:51:55,520 --> 00:51:55,839
Speaker 2: a time.

973
00:51:56,640 --> 00:51:59,520
Speaker 3: So, so wait a second, this is so crazy to

974
00:51:59,719 --> 00:52:00,279
Speaker 3: both of you.

975
00:52:01,160 --> 00:52:03,920
Speaker 1: This is so crazy. This is the way you eat popcorn.

976
00:52:04,120 --> 00:52:06,960
Speaker 3: This is in your own personal when you have your

977
00:52:06,960 --> 00:52:08,080
Speaker 3: own personal popcorn.

978
00:52:08,160 --> 00:52:12,720
Speaker 1: This is how you eat popcorn, not me. It's your hands.

979
00:52:12,719 --> 00:52:16,719
Speaker 1: Don't get oily. Oh I see, okay, so you might

980
00:52:16,719 --> 00:52:17,919
Speaker 1: have gone on take number three.

981
00:52:18,640 --> 00:52:22,920
Speaker 4: Wait wait, wait wait you never heard of this, never heard.

982
00:52:22,719 --> 00:52:26,600
Speaker 1: Of no, So I then my mind starts to go.

983
00:52:26,880 --> 00:52:29,560
Speaker 2: I had two main thoughts, and I don't know the

984
00:52:29,560 --> 00:52:32,360
Speaker 2: first act of life aquatic because I was so focused

985
00:52:32,360 --> 00:52:36,359
Speaker 2: on this. What's gonna happen when it goes too deep

986
00:52:36,400 --> 00:52:39,319
Speaker 2: for her tongue? That was my first off. Is she

987
00:52:39,400 --> 00:52:42,600
Speaker 2: gonna just like feedback it and like stick it? Is

988
00:52:42,640 --> 00:52:45,400
Speaker 2: she gonna dump it? Is she gonna use her hands?

989
00:52:45,480 --> 00:52:45,680
Speaker 1: Right?

990
00:52:45,760 --> 00:52:45,840
Speaker 5: Like?

991
00:52:45,880 --> 00:52:47,480
Speaker 1: I'm like, does she use a napkin?

992
00:52:47,640 --> 00:52:50,440
Speaker 3: I'm just pull out a funnel from her pocket, stick

993
00:52:50,480 --> 00:52:52,719
Speaker 3: it down her throat and just dump the whole thing in.

994
00:52:53,040 --> 00:52:56,480
Speaker 1: Does she have an extendable tongue? She did what I

995
00:52:56,520 --> 00:52:58,120
Speaker 1: would say is the weirdest option.

996
00:52:59,040 --> 00:53:01,520
Speaker 2: She just stopped eating popcorn when it got out of

997
00:53:01,560 --> 00:53:03,960
Speaker 2: reach and put the whole tub under the chair and

998
00:53:04,120 --> 00:53:05,880
Speaker 2: just did not eat for the rest of the movie.

999
00:53:05,920 --> 00:53:08,560
Speaker 2: So she got to the tongue line, she got just

1000
00:53:08,640 --> 00:53:11,000
Speaker 2: deep enough and there was like, nope, I'm good.

1001
00:53:11,120 --> 00:53:12,919
Speaker 1: Maybe it's a weird diet. Maybe it was a weird

1002
00:53:12,960 --> 00:53:15,600
Speaker 1: diet fab that she was on. But she she doesn't want.

1003
00:53:15,480 --> 00:53:17,759
Speaker 6: To just a popcorn. And this is what Kurt, which

1004
00:53:17,800 --> 00:53:21,239
Speaker 6: I didn't think about. But that's the weirdest thing I've

1005
00:53:21,440 --> 00:53:22,640
Speaker 6: ever one of this.

1006
00:53:23,000 --> 00:53:25,520
Speaker 2: I mean, it weirded me out mid conversation to see

1007
00:53:25,640 --> 00:53:27,640
Speaker 2: a new friend's tongue go down.

1008
00:53:27,920 --> 00:53:30,799
Speaker 3: It's a strange move. On a shared popcorn. It's very

1009
00:53:30,840 --> 00:53:32,440
Speaker 3: strange move on a popcorn.

1010
00:53:32,680 --> 00:53:33,040
Speaker 1: You know what.

1011
00:53:33,160 --> 00:53:36,799
Speaker 3: Maybe maybe in her mind she was like, it's kind

1012
00:53:36,800 --> 00:53:40,279
Speaker 3: of sexy, you know what I mean. That's maybe she

1013
00:53:40,440 --> 00:53:42,759
Speaker 3: was just like, look look at this, huh.

1014
00:53:42,800 --> 00:53:46,560
Speaker 1: I bet this guy as big as my tongue.

1015
00:53:46,280 --> 00:53:52,480
Speaker 2: Piece of corn kernel. Yeah, And I was like, and

1016
00:53:52,520 --> 00:53:54,759
Speaker 2: it went the other way. It made me go, well,

1017
00:53:54,840 --> 00:53:57,440
Speaker 2: this was a nice one date in fifteen minutes, so

1018
00:53:58,520 --> 00:53:59,920
Speaker 2: I'm going to enjoy this movie.

1019
00:54:00,440 --> 00:54:01,879
Speaker 4: You never ever.

1020
00:54:01,760 --> 00:54:04,120
Speaker 6: Were able to ask her about eating the popcorn with

1021
00:54:04,160 --> 00:54:04,640
Speaker 6: the tongue.

1022
00:54:04,760 --> 00:54:07,280
Speaker 1: No, that was our last day. We didn't. We didn't.

1023
00:54:07,480 --> 00:54:09,759
Speaker 1: I don't remember even kissing or anything like that. I

1024
00:54:09,800 --> 00:54:11,400
Speaker 1: think it was kind of like, oh, that was great,

1025
00:54:12,239 --> 00:54:15,520
Speaker 1: see you on my Space, and then just didn't ran

1026
00:54:15,560 --> 00:54:19,359
Speaker 1: to the f trade. Yeah. It was so jarring because

1027
00:54:19,360 --> 00:54:20,200
Speaker 1: it was so small.

1028
00:54:20,200 --> 00:54:21,920
Speaker 2: And that's why I said when the guy brought his

1029
00:54:21,960 --> 00:54:24,880
Speaker 2: own food, that alone would have unless he unless I

1030
00:54:24,920 --> 00:54:26,720
Speaker 2: had to time, you have some dietary thing, you're vegan

1031
00:54:26,840 --> 00:54:29,560
Speaker 2: or something, and you're like, hey, you know, I'm sorry,

1032
00:54:29,920 --> 00:54:32,440
Speaker 2: like there's an explanation, but if not, if you're just like, no,

1033
00:54:32,520 --> 00:54:35,560
Speaker 2: I just bring my own food to restaurants and cookout.

1034
00:54:35,719 --> 00:54:40,160
Speaker 1: That to me is such a red flag. It's so weird.

1035
00:54:41,560 --> 00:54:44,520
Speaker 6: Cut to the next the next woman in your life

1036
00:54:44,600 --> 00:54:47,080
Speaker 6: that sticks their tongue in the popcorn.

1037
00:54:47,600 --> 00:54:51,160
Speaker 1: Yes, that scream? Why, why damn it? Why, that's what

1038
00:54:51,200 --> 00:54:54,319
Speaker 1: I'll just scream. And I'm telling you, just don't get

1039
00:54:54,320 --> 00:54:55,320
Speaker 1: oily that way.

1040
00:54:56,200 --> 00:54:57,719
Speaker 4: Telling us something you and I didn't know.

1041
00:54:59,320 --> 00:55:02,920
Speaker 3: And it's you know, it feels good like you're a

1042
00:55:02,920 --> 00:55:05,160
Speaker 3: little ant eater. You know, it's like a look at

1043
00:55:05,160 --> 00:55:08,239
Speaker 3: the ant eater. Got to go to see a movie.

1044
00:55:09,760 --> 00:55:12,440
Speaker 1: She said that maybe I would have married her. She

1045
00:55:12,600 --> 00:55:14,399
Speaker 1: flew it. She played it too.

1046
00:55:16,160 --> 00:55:17,880
Speaker 3: All right, Should I tease us out of here with

1047
00:55:17,960 --> 00:55:19,480
Speaker 3: one Jesus.

1048
00:55:19,000 --> 00:55:20,560
Speaker 1: Out yest episode?

1049
00:55:20,760 --> 00:55:25,120
Speaker 3: I want to hear the matrix code came from sushi recipes.

1050
00:55:25,960 --> 00:55:30,920
Speaker 2: The matrix code came from sushi recipes. Yes, so the

1051
00:55:31,080 --> 00:55:35,360
Speaker 2: raining code on the computer, uh huh was spicy tuna.

1052
00:55:35,880 --> 00:55:36,120
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1053
00:55:36,120 --> 00:55:39,400
Speaker 3: They don't actually know which recipe it was because the

1054
00:55:39,440 --> 00:55:42,600
Speaker 3: guy will never reveal it. But it had been like

1055
00:55:42,640 --> 00:55:47,320
Speaker 3: that design had been gone through like multiple different animation houses,

1056
00:55:47,800 --> 00:55:51,279
Speaker 3: and the Wachowski uh siblings were like, we don't We're

1057
00:55:51,320 --> 00:55:54,719
Speaker 3: not down with it. And so then finally another guy

1058
00:55:54,800 --> 00:55:58,120
Speaker 3: tried it and he took his wife's uh, his wife

1059
00:55:58,120 --> 00:56:01,400
Speaker 3: was Japanese, and he took her recipe book and scan

1060
00:56:01,719 --> 00:56:04,000
Speaker 3: scanned it in and then paint hand painted it all.

1061
00:56:04,880 --> 00:56:08,560
Speaker 3: But they'll never really what the recipe, like what sushi

1062
00:56:08,600 --> 00:56:11,840
Speaker 3: recipe it actually was originally, but all of that is

1063
00:56:11,920 --> 00:56:12,600
Speaker 3: just sushi.

1064
00:56:15,840 --> 00:56:17,200
Speaker 4: It's so good.

1065
00:56:17,760 --> 00:56:19,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm gonna because of that story.

1066
00:56:20,120 --> 00:56:22,000
Speaker 3: And I do I think that one was sent in

1067
00:56:22,040 --> 00:56:23,000
Speaker 3: by copy.

1068
00:56:23,239 --> 00:56:28,680
Speaker 6: Were you guys alive when the trend was as a

1069
00:56:28,719 --> 00:56:32,080
Speaker 6: teenage kid to wear Japanese like you had no idea

1070
00:56:32,080 --> 00:56:32,560
Speaker 6: what it said.

1071
00:56:32,640 --> 00:56:34,440
Speaker 4: I mean, I guess the reverse, I remember it.

1072
00:56:34,520 --> 00:56:35,680
Speaker 1: I remember tattoos.

1073
00:56:35,840 --> 00:56:39,560
Speaker 2: I remember Asian symbol tattoos and letter tattoos.

1074
00:56:39,600 --> 00:56:43,080
Speaker 6: So funny now also you know the verse like there

1075
00:56:43,080 --> 00:56:47,120
Speaker 6: are people in Japan wearing words and phrases that.

1076
00:56:47,160 --> 00:56:48,560
Speaker 4: Me don't make any sense.

1077
00:56:49,239 --> 00:56:52,000
Speaker 6: But the idea that we were just like I thought

1078
00:56:52,000 --> 00:56:53,520
Speaker 6: it was cool because it was.

1079
00:56:53,440 --> 00:56:57,080
Speaker 4: In Japanese lettering. They have no idea what it said.

1080
00:56:57,120 --> 00:56:58,759
Speaker 4: It's just it's a language, that's all.

1081
00:56:59,360 --> 00:57:10,520
Speaker 3: Yeah. So, Chaneli, is there anything you want to plug before?

1082
00:57:12,719 --> 00:57:15,359
Speaker 4: Thank you so much for bringing up the podcast. That's

1083
00:57:15,360 --> 00:57:18,520
Speaker 4: the thing, that's the monthly thing. We don't even know,

1084
00:57:18,560 --> 00:57:19,440
Speaker 4: And it's very.

1085
00:57:19,320 --> 00:57:23,760
Speaker 6: Much in the same vein of hanging with awesome people

1086
00:57:24,640 --> 00:57:28,520
Speaker 6: and celebrating their work. So we like we will go

1087
00:57:28,600 --> 00:57:31,960
Speaker 6: down into some holes is to where and how they

1088
00:57:32,000 --> 00:57:35,480
Speaker 6: decided to do what they do. But for the most part,

1089
00:57:35,520 --> 00:57:38,439
Speaker 6: it's being silly and having a good time with people

1090
00:57:38,520 --> 00:57:41,120
Speaker 6: that do everything and not just comedy and not just

1091
00:57:41,480 --> 00:57:49,800
Speaker 6: good Yeah, scientists, my personal trainer, you know, can't even

1092
00:57:50,000 --> 00:57:51,600
Speaker 6: Bowery ballroom standman.

1093
00:57:52,720 --> 00:57:55,280
Speaker 4: Literally, if we could have met this dude.

1094
00:57:55,080 --> 00:57:58,160
Speaker 6: That had the vials, you know, of his mom's ashes,

1095
00:57:58,280 --> 00:58:00,720
Speaker 6: I would love to have conversations.

1096
00:58:00,760 --> 00:58:02,240
Speaker 1: I bet he'd want to meet you too.

1097
00:58:02,600 --> 00:58:06,520
Speaker 6: Yeah, but it is called we don't even know precisely

1098
00:58:06,520 --> 00:58:09,400
Speaker 6: because we don't We don't know, We have no clue.

1099
00:58:09,520 --> 00:58:16,160
Speaker 2: We just true variety, sketch comedy, conversation that's awesome, and

1100
00:58:16,280 --> 00:58:17,240
Speaker 2: tigers and monkeys.

1101
00:58:17,280 --> 00:58:19,080
Speaker 1: They can find your music and download it.

1102
00:58:19,480 --> 00:58:22,680
Speaker 6: Yes, I'm writing new music, but right now we've got

1103
00:58:22,720 --> 00:58:26,160
Speaker 6: albums on the web on band camp.

1104
00:58:26,880 --> 00:58:32,080
Speaker 4: Check it out there. You go help an independent musician out, you.

1105
00:58:32,040 --> 00:58:35,120
Speaker 3: Know, that's right, the hated Jason for me, I will

1106
00:58:35,840 --> 00:58:38,480
Speaker 3: I will thank you so much.

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Speaker 4: Love you guys, thanks so much for having.

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Speaker 2: Me bananas, Give us a banana, Give us a banana.

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Speaker 2: Selle no, no, no, that was a good one.

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Speaker 1: This has been an exact write production, produced and engineered

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Speaker 1: by Katie Levine, theme music by Kahan, and all.

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Speaker 3: Of our artwork is done by Travis Millard.

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Speaker 2: You can follow us on Instagram at the Bananas Podcast,

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Speaker 2: where we post stories every day and things that we

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Speaker 2: don't cover on the podcast.

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Speaker 3: Listen, subscribe, and please leave us a review on Apple podcast,

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Speaker 3: Stitcher or wherever you get your podcast.

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Speaker 2: And if you're interested in advertising on Bananas, please email

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Speaker 2: us at the Bananas Podcast at gmail dot com. That's

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Speaker 2: the Bananas Podcast at gmail dot com.