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Speaker 2: So let's get the fucking big dog in here, Hayes,

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Speaker 1: of music, it's words.

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00:23:58,000 --> 00:24:02,360
Speaker 2: Tim Ferriss is having incredible sex because of his healthy lifestyle,

430
00:24:03,560 --> 00:24:04,200
Speaker 2: you know what I mean?

431
00:24:04,480 --> 00:24:08,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, Iris, Iris making us think, you know.

432
00:24:08,760 --> 00:24:12,800
Speaker 2: Iris crafting a fucking story to end all stories, right,

433
00:24:16,280 --> 00:24:17,639
Speaker 2: and he's kind of like.

434
00:24:19,960 --> 00:24:22,760
Speaker 1: He just feels like I know him already, you know, right.

435
00:24:22,920 --> 00:24:24,960
Speaker 1: It's a warmth. It's it's a warmth.

436
00:24:26,920 --> 00:24:28,680
Speaker 2: It's like, so, yeah, I guess that's what I wanted

437
00:24:28,720 --> 00:24:33,280
Speaker 2: to sing, these little things like where it's like, yeah,

438
00:24:33,600 --> 00:24:34,719
Speaker 2: I guess I have done that.

439
00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:39,840
Speaker 1: It's true. So yeah, I guess that's what I want

440
00:24:39,880 --> 00:24:42,000
Speaker 1: to know from Hayes. It's like, you know who's in

441
00:24:42,080 --> 00:24:44,080
Speaker 1: there with you, and you know, like, what have you

442
00:24:44,200 --> 00:24:49,920
Speaker 1: learned from them? Yeah? Okay, Kevin, do you have that? No?

443
00:24:51,480 --> 00:24:56,000
Speaker 4: Uh? Who who's in there, who's in there with you?

444
00:24:56,480 --> 00:25:01,680
Speaker 1: And what have you learned from that? Is it to say?

445
00:25:03,440 --> 00:25:09,040
Speaker 1: Is it the Podfathers? Yes, the is it the Podfathers?

446
00:25:10,040 --> 00:25:11,560
Speaker 1: Correct it to Godfathers.

447
00:25:12,119 --> 00:25:16,080
Speaker 2: Okay, no one says that literally, not a word that

448
00:25:16,119 --> 00:25:18,320
Speaker 2: exists anymore, like can't.

449
00:25:18,240 --> 00:25:22,639
Speaker 1: Get hello auto correct all the other podcasts, all the

450
00:25:22,680 --> 00:25:27,840
Speaker 1: podcast podcasts. We've got three dots. So he's working on

451
00:25:28,040 --> 00:25:28,879
Speaker 1: so he's typing.

452
00:25:30,160 --> 00:25:36,400
Speaker 2: So while he's typing, Jordan, Yeah, unfortunately, as much as

453
00:25:36,400 --> 00:25:43,800
Speaker 2: this is just a really incredible like chance, uh hang on,

454
00:25:43,920 --> 00:25:46,480
Speaker 2: let me check if the Podfathers are here, So he's

455
00:25:46,480 --> 00:25:50,359
Speaker 2: probably got a sort through a lot of stuff because

456
00:25:50,400 --> 00:25:53,959
Speaker 2: you think, like he's in there with some really really

457
00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:59,600
Speaker 2: long episodes if you made it weird, right, like some some.

458
00:25:59,680 --> 00:26:01,040
Speaker 1: Very very long ones.

459
00:26:01,320 --> 00:26:05,480
Speaker 2: Sure, So to get through those and all the way

460
00:26:05,520 --> 00:26:10,400
Speaker 2: around to the other side and like find the Podfathers,

461
00:26:10,440 --> 00:26:11,960
Speaker 2: it looks like a CVS in here.

462
00:26:12,640 --> 00:26:14,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're here. It looks like a CVS in here.

463
00:26:14,680 --> 00:26:16,360
Speaker 1: I wonder what that means.

464
00:26:16,880 --> 00:26:19,480
Speaker 2: So we got the three dots and I'm having a

465
00:26:19,480 --> 00:26:26,240
Speaker 2: cbsly good time. So so okay, wow, So I was

466
00:26:26,320 --> 00:26:28,760
Speaker 2: nervous for Hayes. But it sounds like he's it looks

467
00:26:28,760 --> 00:26:31,000
Speaker 2: like a CVS and he's having a cvsly good time,

468
00:26:33,119 --> 00:26:37,480
Speaker 2: which means like everyone has a really good time at CVS,

469
00:26:38,840 --> 00:26:40,960
Speaker 2: and so he must be enjoying himself. So I thought

470
00:26:41,080 --> 00:26:44,440
Speaker 2: part of this was going to be a saving him

471
00:26:44,480 --> 00:26:48,479
Speaker 2: and trying to help him. But you know that that

472
00:26:48,560 --> 00:26:51,040
Speaker 2: was maybe a miscommunication. He doesn't always get back to me,

473
00:26:51,359 --> 00:26:54,399
Speaker 2: like when I ask him a question, so I think,

474
00:26:54,720 --> 00:26:56,879
Speaker 2: I that's my trip.

475
00:26:57,080 --> 00:26:59,040
Speaker 1: I maybe laid that on him. Oh you must want

476
00:26:59,040 --> 00:27:01,879
Speaker 1: to get back here. But as we discussed, because you're

477
00:27:01,920 --> 00:27:04,280
Speaker 1: a huzzlebuzzle, right, You're the h and you you love

478
00:27:04,359 --> 00:27:06,159
Speaker 1: to take care of people, and sometimes you don't think

479
00:27:06,200 --> 00:27:08,280
Speaker 1: about yourself and you're like, Hayes, let me save you,

480
00:27:08,400 --> 00:27:10,600
Speaker 1: let me help you. But I mean, I think sometimes

481
00:27:10,600 --> 00:27:13,280
Speaker 1: what we're learning here is sometimes you know, that's not

482
00:27:13,359 --> 00:27:17,040
Speaker 1: your job. Sometimes people are trapped inside podcasts and they

483
00:27:17,080 --> 00:27:21,040
Speaker 1: are a podcasts, and the podcasts are like a CVS,

484
00:27:21,080 --> 00:27:24,040
Speaker 1: and sometimes you're just you know, having a great time

485
00:27:24,080 --> 00:27:29,280
Speaker 1: in there, you know, reading magazines and getting digital photos printed,

486
00:27:29,920 --> 00:27:34,560
Speaker 1: checking out some of the generic candy. Yeah, like right, yeah,

487
00:27:34,680 --> 00:27:38,520
Speaker 1: like a yeah, plastic bag fulld of like twelve or

488
00:27:38,520 --> 00:27:43,120
Speaker 1: thirteen gummy bears looking at some of those uh in souls,

489
00:27:43,480 --> 00:27:47,040
Speaker 1: those like comfy inside, Yeah, do I try these? Finally?

490
00:27:47,680 --> 00:27:50,920
Speaker 1: Is today the day? Do I do it? But then going?

491
00:27:51,200 --> 00:27:55,240
Speaker 1: But which one? A rack of religious books that's also

492
00:27:55,320 --> 00:28:07,679
Speaker 1: something Yeah, allergy medicine, you know, all various tinctures and wipes, yeahs,

493
00:28:07,720 --> 00:28:12,280
Speaker 1: potions and lotions that know, it's like Good's the traveling

494
00:28:12,359 --> 00:28:19,920
Speaker 1: Medicine show stuff right that they say. Yeah, So so

495
00:28:20,119 --> 00:28:27,160
Speaker 1: say Kevin say to hey, do you need our help?

496
00:28:28,480 --> 00:28:30,560
Speaker 1: And then we'll just wait and see, you know, we'll

497
00:28:30,560 --> 00:28:38,760
Speaker 1: wait and see if he if he needs help. In

498
00:28:38,800 --> 00:28:42,560
Speaker 1: the meantime, Jordan's you know, we're not here just necessarily

499
00:28:42,680 --> 00:28:47,360
Speaker 1: to get raw, get real, talk about our actual feelings

500
00:28:47,440 --> 00:28:51,160
Speaker 1: and kind of talk about like the modern experience, like

501
00:28:51,240 --> 00:28:55,720
Speaker 1: what's really happening, to unpack this this and what is this?

502
00:28:56,440 --> 00:28:57,240
Speaker 1: We're here.

503
00:28:58,920 --> 00:29:03,120
Speaker 2: To promote and let's just say it. Let's just get

504
00:29:03,160 --> 00:29:06,160
Speaker 2: our hands dirty right away and say, we are here.

505
00:29:07,920 --> 00:29:13,680
Speaker 1: To promote your stuff. I'm not involved with this. You know,

506
00:29:13,800 --> 00:29:15,000
Speaker 1: I don't know what it is.

507
00:29:16,240 --> 00:29:19,080
Speaker 2: You did it, you're doing it, You're proud of it,

508
00:29:19,160 --> 00:29:24,239
Speaker 2: and I'm happy for you. Rate me five stars. So

509
00:29:24,320 --> 00:29:26,280
Speaker 2: he does need our help. He said, yes, I need

510
00:29:26,320 --> 00:29:28,240
Speaker 2: your help. Rate me five stars.

511
00:29:28,480 --> 00:29:30,240
Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, I mean if that, if that gets him

512
00:29:30,240 --> 00:29:33,120
Speaker 1: out sooner, I mean, I'm happy to do it. But

513
00:29:33,200 --> 00:29:35,720
Speaker 1: I don't know if he wants out. God, I don't know.

514
00:29:36,360 --> 00:29:39,080
Speaker 1: I have no ideal what this episode is.

515
00:29:39,480 --> 00:29:44,160
Speaker 2: So he so he's in there, he's texting us, uh huh,

516
00:29:44,280 --> 00:29:46,560
Speaker 2: we gotta go and rate him five stars.

517
00:29:46,640 --> 00:29:50,480
Speaker 1: I maybe assumed he had been listening to us, you know,

518
00:29:51,360 --> 00:29:54,080
Speaker 1: and kind of would be like responding to what we

519
00:29:54,160 --> 00:29:59,240
Speaker 1: had said so far. But but Jordan, what we found

520
00:29:59,240 --> 00:30:01,440
Speaker 1: out was no, oh, that's not true.

521
00:30:01,600 --> 00:30:04,800
Speaker 2: I mean, in some way, he's like me with your

522
00:30:04,800 --> 00:30:08,640
Speaker 2: comic book. Right, he doesn't know what it is. He

523
00:30:08,680 --> 00:30:10,800
Speaker 2: doesn't know what we're doing right.

524
00:30:11,320 --> 00:30:12,720
Speaker 1: Vaguely knows about it.

525
00:30:12,800 --> 00:30:15,560
Speaker 2: So he can't be that helpful, right, And it's gonna

526
00:30:15,560 --> 00:30:18,840
Speaker 2: be on us us to carry the day.

527
00:30:18,880 --> 00:30:23,320
Speaker 1: In the in the in these situations. So even if

528
00:30:23,320 --> 00:30:24,800
Speaker 1: I can just kind of like get a sense of

529
00:30:24,800 --> 00:30:28,200
Speaker 1: where we're at, like we need to help Hayes who

530
00:30:28,200 --> 00:30:30,840
Speaker 1: doesn't know what we've been talking about, and then I

531
00:30:31,040 --> 00:30:35,360
Speaker 1: have to be me and you in the next situation

532
00:30:35,480 --> 00:30:38,680
Speaker 1: and help you to learn about what my comic book

533
00:30:38,760 --> 00:30:43,240
Speaker 1: is about. Hey, Kevin, can you respond to Hayes really quick? Yeah,

534
00:30:43,280 --> 00:30:52,080
Speaker 1: and say we are trying. It won't let us Apparently

535
00:30:52,160 --> 00:31:00,680
Speaker 1: the app knows whether we're lying or not. Only only

536
00:31:00,720 --> 00:31:03,080
Speaker 1: a real five star review goes through.

537
00:31:04,320 --> 00:31:06,000
Speaker 4: He said, Kevin, I just want you to look at

538
00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:08,240
Speaker 4: your side of the conversation and admit that you're being

539
00:31:08,400 --> 00:31:09,000
Speaker 4: very weird.

540
00:31:12,240 --> 00:31:13,400
Speaker 1: He's asking who are you with?

541
00:31:14,400 --> 00:31:17,400
Speaker 2: Okay, wow, So not only does he not is he

542
00:31:17,480 --> 00:31:18,480
Speaker 2: not hearing what we're saying.

543
00:31:18,520 --> 00:31:23,240
Speaker 1: He doesn't even know about us. You just know what, Kevin?

544
00:31:23,240 --> 00:31:24,760
Speaker 1: Do you think you could kind of like catch him

545
00:31:24,840 --> 00:31:26,840
Speaker 1: up on everything we've talked about so far so he

546
00:31:26,880 --> 00:31:29,240
Speaker 1: can jump in. Let me, I can kind of try

547
00:31:29,240 --> 00:31:33,440
Speaker 1: and remember like John's building a desk. The desk is

548
00:31:33,440 --> 00:31:36,960
Speaker 1: a metaphor. He and I are both huge caretakers. We're

549
00:31:36,960 --> 00:31:39,400
Speaker 1: just huge caretakers and love to take care of everyone.

550
00:31:39,160 --> 00:31:45,400
Speaker 2: Around and I have nothing left for myself. Yeah to

551
00:31:45,560 --> 00:31:48,680
Speaker 2: say that, Yeah, I go ahead, I guess.

552
00:31:49,080 --> 00:31:52,840
Speaker 1: Anyway, it's like a CBS and we're all crouched up

553
00:31:52,880 --> 00:31:53,920
Speaker 1: on the shelves.

554
00:31:54,280 --> 00:31:57,040
Speaker 2: So all right, he's having a cvsly good time. It's

555
00:31:57,040 --> 00:31:58,480
Speaker 2: like a CBS.

556
00:31:58,440 --> 00:32:00,920
Speaker 1: When someone comes to listen to us we pretty much

557
00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:07,440
Speaker 1: blast off. Okay, so I'm assuming that he means sexually. Yeah, right,

558
00:32:07,680 --> 00:32:09,800
Speaker 1: So okay, well that's that's kind of cool. I mean

559
00:32:09,840 --> 00:32:12,640
Speaker 1: because like, you know, this is something I say about

560
00:32:12,680 --> 00:32:15,560
Speaker 1: podcasts all the time. It's like Kevin just typed s

561
00:32:15,720 --> 00:32:19,360
Speaker 1: and then the word sexually appeared. Well, go ahead put

562
00:32:19,400 --> 00:32:22,160
Speaker 1: it back, Kevin. Yeah, okay, I mean, I know, I mean,

563
00:32:22,160 --> 00:32:23,560
Speaker 1: I don't know about you, but if you do pods

564
00:32:23,560 --> 00:32:25,320
Speaker 1: all the time, like I start to get off on

565
00:32:25,400 --> 00:32:27,920
Speaker 1: this shit, you know, Yeah, I mean, I don't want

566
00:32:27,960 --> 00:32:32,000
Speaker 1: to gross anyone out, Like it's not it's not sexual

567
00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:36,040
Speaker 1: in a way that should make anyone uncomfortable, but it

568
00:32:36,120 --> 00:32:40,840
Speaker 1: is distinctly sexual and quite sensual as well. Right, yeah,

569
00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:42,800
Speaker 1: it's both. So yeah, I guess it would make a

570
00:32:42,840 --> 00:32:44,440
Speaker 1: lot of sense. And if I can kind of like,

571
00:32:45,640 --> 00:32:47,600
Speaker 1: you know, sum up where we're at right now. I

572
00:32:47,640 --> 00:32:50,000
Speaker 1: guess what has happening with Hayes is when you he's

573
00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:52,480
Speaker 1: teaching us that when you become a podcast, you sit

574
00:32:52,560 --> 00:32:55,600
Speaker 1: in a little CVS like building with the other podcasts

575
00:32:56,320 --> 00:32:59,640
Speaker 1: and then we crouch up on the shelf downloads you

576
00:33:00,280 --> 00:33:04,040
Speaker 1: off sexually. So you come and maybe it's a scary

577
00:33:04,080 --> 00:33:08,720
Speaker 1: movie situation where the com blasts you up. Yeah, he said,

578
00:33:08,760 --> 00:33:09,360
Speaker 1: blast off.

579
00:33:09,400 --> 00:33:13,400
Speaker 2: And it's like while you're downloading, they also are doing

580
00:33:13,440 --> 00:33:17,280
Speaker 2: something with a load Yeah right, they're loading your they're

581
00:33:17,480 --> 00:33:22,600
Speaker 2: they're right, they're load yeah, they're yeah, they're they're load blowing.

582
00:33:23,200 --> 00:33:26,920
Speaker 2: So sort of more like eating some good ass food.

583
00:33:27,080 --> 00:33:29,960
Speaker 2: There's food here too, hot bar, CVS with a hot

584
00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:31,160
Speaker 2: bar all.

585
00:33:31,120 --> 00:33:33,800
Speaker 1: Right, this okay, so that's pretty cool.

586
00:33:34,120 --> 00:33:37,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, so apparently you must be allowed to get down

587
00:33:37,360 --> 00:33:39,400
Speaker 2: off the shelf. I don't know how many times you

588
00:33:39,400 --> 00:33:44,160
Speaker 2: can go up to like the buffet.

589
00:33:42,800 --> 00:33:44,600
Speaker 1: But you can load up. I think it's gonna like

590
00:33:44,600 --> 00:33:45,360
Speaker 1: a by the pound.

591
00:33:45,680 --> 00:33:48,600
Speaker 2: But okay, right, so it's like so maybe it's however

592
00:33:48,600 --> 00:33:52,120
Speaker 2: many times you've been listened to and downloaded, that's how

593
00:33:52,120 --> 00:33:55,320
Speaker 2: many like scoops or platefuls or right you get or

594
00:33:55,400 --> 00:33:56,600
Speaker 2: how or some sort of weight.

595
00:33:57,000 --> 00:33:59,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, that makes sense that I'm out that you.

596
00:33:59,200 --> 00:34:02,480
Speaker 2: Can go and load up. Hop bar has full sandwiches. Whoa,

597
00:34:04,520 --> 00:34:07,520
Speaker 2: holy shit, there's a bubble sandwich.

598
00:34:07,680 --> 00:34:10,400
Speaker 1: Oh Jordan, Oh this is great. Okay, Oh right, I

599
00:34:10,400 --> 00:34:12,200
Speaker 1: guess yeah, I guess if I guess there's.

600
00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:15,560
Speaker 2: A sandwich named after your podcast, right, I guess it

601
00:34:15,640 --> 00:34:17,720
Speaker 2: hadn't been adapted into enough things.

602
00:34:19,600 --> 00:34:21,440
Speaker 1: That's true. I think that is the next step for

603
00:34:21,920 --> 00:34:26,719
Speaker 1: my sci fi because it's it's been a podcasts, a podcast,

604
00:34:27,239 --> 00:34:30,040
Speaker 1: and it's been a it's a it's a graphic novel.

605
00:34:30,080 --> 00:34:33,240
Speaker 1: It is a sci fi comedy graphic novel in stores today.

606
00:34:33,280 --> 00:34:35,560
Speaker 1: I believe the day that this releases, you can get

607
00:34:36,080 --> 00:34:40,400
Speaker 1: you can get Bubble written by me and Sarah Morgan,

608
00:34:40,400 --> 00:34:43,480
Speaker 1: are by Tony Cliff, Natalie Reese. You can get that

609
00:34:43,640 --> 00:34:46,680
Speaker 1: at you know, comic book stores, indie bookstores. Yeah, I

610
00:34:46,719 --> 00:34:49,040
Speaker 1: guess you could get it from Papa Bezos you know.

611
00:34:50,040 --> 00:34:57,360
Speaker 1: Oh yeah Bezos buckets go ahead and keep lining his pocket, right, Yeah,

612
00:34:57,440 --> 00:35:03,080
Speaker 1: so he blast off to the moon. Mm hmmm. And yeah,

613
00:35:03,080 --> 00:35:10,520
Speaker 1: and it's also uh a feature film forthcoming great, Uh huh.

614
00:35:11,440 --> 00:35:15,440
Speaker 1: Who's in the movie. Uh, I don't know yet, but

615
00:35:15,520 --> 00:35:19,560
Speaker 1: I mean, you know, if I had my dream, my

616
00:35:19,680 --> 00:35:31,839
Speaker 1: dreamcast just like the Godfathers, you know, Marin Rogan, gerv

617
00:35:32,040 --> 00:35:38,440
Speaker 1: Richard Gervais, the original atheist, that guy Jordan sure knows

618
00:35:38,480 --> 00:35:43,640
Speaker 1: how to take a meeting. Huh. And also I guess

619
00:35:43,680 --> 00:35:46,600
Speaker 1: it's a sandwich. Now. I didn't do that. I didn't

620
00:35:46,640 --> 00:35:50,480
Speaker 1: I didn't broke with the sandwich deal. I was, yeah,

621
00:35:50,520 --> 00:35:52,400
Speaker 1: well he's saying bubble a sandwich.

622
00:35:52,440 --> 00:35:56,120
Speaker 2: So it's so now it's like he's sort of admiring

623
00:35:56,400 --> 00:35:59,160
Speaker 2: your ability to like market yourself, right, which we've been

624
00:35:59,200 --> 00:35:59,839
Speaker 2: saying is.

625
00:35:59,800 --> 00:36:00,800
Speaker 1: All of our jobs.

626
00:36:00,840 --> 00:36:03,880
Speaker 2: Now, I know, I know the back of the day,

627
00:36:03,920 --> 00:36:07,680
Speaker 2: a publicist would be turning your podcast into a sandwich. Right,

628
00:36:07,680 --> 00:36:11,960
Speaker 2: That's how it used to be fifteen twenty fifty years ago.

629
00:36:12,160 --> 00:36:14,880
Speaker 2: Your podcast would get turned into a sandwich by your publicist,

630
00:36:15,160 --> 00:36:16,960
Speaker 2: and they would and they would try to get you

631
00:36:17,080 --> 00:36:18,879
Speaker 2: some of the good toppings and some of the more

632
00:36:18,920 --> 00:36:20,200
Speaker 2: desirable sauces.

633
00:36:20,280 --> 00:36:23,320
Speaker 1: Right. Yeah, but this was pre this was pre Aoli.

634
00:36:23,440 --> 00:36:26,840
Speaker 1: You have to understand, we didn't have all these different

635
00:36:27,080 --> 00:36:34,719
Speaker 1: right for sort of subtle variation. Mastard, that's it marin era. Yeah. Sure,

636
00:36:34,760 --> 00:36:38,440
Speaker 1: in certain certain areas, in certain areas you had marin Era,

637
00:36:38,520 --> 00:36:41,960
Speaker 1: but not everywhere. There are a couple of different mustards.

638
00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:43,680
Speaker 2: I don't want to just say mustard of people think,

639
00:36:43,680 --> 00:36:45,640
Speaker 2: well that's all the mustard, and I'll tell.

640
00:36:45,480 --> 00:36:47,359
Speaker 1: You what yellow and brown. You do have more than

641
00:36:47,360 --> 00:36:50,719
Speaker 1: two mustards? No, I didn't say that, Okay, I said

642
00:36:50,719 --> 00:36:53,920
Speaker 1: there's more than one. Two is more than one. You

643
00:36:53,920 --> 00:36:56,200
Speaker 1: got more than one, two's more than one. I'll tell

644
00:36:56,200 --> 00:36:58,560
Speaker 1: you what else. And I'll tell you what else. If

645
00:36:58,640 --> 00:37:01,600
Speaker 1: you were really hot stuff, they might be able to

646
00:37:01,640 --> 00:37:05,399
Speaker 1: get up the basket, goa on the sandwich. Now, it's

647
00:37:05,400 --> 00:37:09,560
Speaker 1: not gonna be for everybody. No, but the people who

648
00:37:09,600 --> 00:37:14,880
Speaker 1: want it, they really want it bad. Jordan that he

649
00:37:15,280 --> 00:37:15,920
Speaker 1: need that.

650
00:37:15,960 --> 00:37:19,719
Speaker 2: Sting that heats my So when I was when I was,

651
00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:24,000
Speaker 2: you know, many years ago, when I was a young

652
00:37:24,040 --> 00:37:26,799
Speaker 2: pup just starting out my podcast fifty sixty years ago,

653
00:37:27,680 --> 00:37:30,520
Speaker 2: my publicist went out and got me and said, I

654
00:37:30,560 --> 00:37:34,520
Speaker 2: got you a sandwich, and I was elated. I mean,

655
00:37:34,560 --> 00:37:35,600
Speaker 2: you never see me light.

656
00:37:35,520 --> 00:37:37,360
Speaker 1: Up like this. I mean, that's the dream I was

657
00:37:37,440 --> 00:37:40,200
Speaker 1: blasting off. Yeah, when we're kids, I mean we're just

658
00:37:40,239 --> 00:37:43,080
Speaker 1: like blasting in the air with as soon as we

659
00:37:43,120 --> 00:37:45,440
Speaker 1: can come. We're blasting around the room thinking.

660
00:37:45,200 --> 00:37:48,800
Speaker 2: About no, the minute you the minute your body fills

661
00:37:48,800 --> 00:37:53,440
Speaker 2: with come, You're that's that's making you explode. And so

662
00:37:53,600 --> 00:37:56,520
Speaker 2: I say, and I get excited, and I don't mind

663
00:37:56,520 --> 00:37:59,080
Speaker 2: sharing it with my publicist at that time. I say, hey,

664
00:37:59,120 --> 00:38:01,880
Speaker 2: I'm you know, I'm really I really got some stuff

665
00:38:01,920 --> 00:38:04,200
Speaker 2: coming out of me here. And I go, I go,

666
00:38:04,320 --> 00:38:06,440
Speaker 2: can you tell me a little bit more about the sandwich?

667
00:38:07,120 --> 00:38:09,600
Speaker 2: And they go, yeah, yeah, absolutely. I think you're gonna

668
00:38:09,600 --> 00:38:13,439
Speaker 2: think it's really cool. And I go all right, well,

669
00:38:13,520 --> 00:38:16,279
Speaker 2: you know, first off, what kind of bread is it on?

670
00:38:16,480 --> 00:38:22,839
Speaker 2: And they go stale, stale bread. I say that's not

671
00:38:22,880 --> 00:38:23,800
Speaker 2: starting off well.

672
00:38:24,040 --> 00:38:26,600
Speaker 1: And I go, well, what are the cold cuts? They

673
00:38:26,600 --> 00:38:29,600
Speaker 1: say that's the best part. No cold cuts?

674
00:38:30,480 --> 00:38:34,200
Speaker 2: I go, oh, it's vegetarian friendly, they said very I

675
00:38:34,239 --> 00:38:38,680
Speaker 2: said what vegetables does it have? They said no vegetables.

676
00:38:39,560 --> 00:38:48,520
Speaker 2: I go, okay, what's on it? They say vinegar, which

677
00:38:48,560 --> 00:38:51,120
Speaker 2: I guess will help you get through the bread like

678
00:38:51,160 --> 00:38:54,279
Speaker 2: the bread. I say, okay, like a nice bolsamic and

679
00:38:54,320 --> 00:39:01,799
Speaker 2: olive oil. They say, no, distilled white vinegar, like for cleaning.

680
00:39:02,400 --> 00:39:05,560
Speaker 2: Is what my publicer says to me. I'm stale bread.

681
00:39:06,640 --> 00:39:08,960
Speaker 1: It seems like your publicists should be trying to get

682
00:39:08,960 --> 00:39:12,439
Speaker 1: you excited about this, but it seems like they're they're

683
00:39:12,440 --> 00:39:14,319
Speaker 1: really trying to convince you about how shitty it is.

684
00:39:14,360 --> 00:39:15,719
Speaker 1: I mean, maybe they're just being honest with you.

685
00:39:15,800 --> 00:39:18,040
Speaker 2: They were saying it like it was positive, but I'm

686
00:39:18,080 --> 00:39:20,239
Speaker 2: telling you what how I interpret it? And I said,

687
00:39:20,280 --> 00:39:24,279
Speaker 2: so it's just stale bread with like white vinegar on

688
00:39:24,440 --> 00:39:28,960
Speaker 2: top of it. They go, no, cup of vinegar comes

689
00:39:28,960 --> 00:39:31,960
Speaker 2: on the side. Not allowed to put it on the bread?

690
00:39:32,360 --> 00:39:33,960
Speaker 2: I said, you're not allowed to.

691
00:39:34,160 --> 00:39:36,759
Speaker 1: How will they know? They said, someone follows you.

692
00:39:38,440 --> 00:39:40,680
Speaker 2: At this point, I'm wondering, do I even want a

693
00:39:40,719 --> 00:39:42,400
Speaker 2: sandwich named after my podcast?

694
00:39:42,480 --> 00:39:44,399
Speaker 1: Right now? Of course, this was fifty sixty years ago.

695
00:39:44,560 --> 00:39:49,399
Speaker 1: Not everyone got it, but I'll tell you I ended

696
00:39:49,480 --> 00:39:50,399
Speaker 1: up going through with it.

697
00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:56,520
Speaker 2: Best decision I ever made, and I still will fix myself.

698
00:39:57,719 --> 00:40:03,000
Speaker 2: Sean Clement's podcast, Sean Clemence podcast, our podcast sandwich.

699
00:40:04,040 --> 00:40:06,719
Speaker 1: Every now and then it takes me right back there. Now.

700
00:40:06,760 --> 00:40:10,919
Speaker 2: Hayes keeps saying, hello, what do you think we should

701
00:40:10,960 --> 00:40:11,799
Speaker 2: say back to him?

702
00:40:12,280 --> 00:40:14,440
Speaker 1: What? Okay, well, maybe what's on the bubble sand what's

703
00:40:14,440 --> 00:40:17,000
Speaker 1: on the bubble sandwich? I think that's a great follow up? Again, Yeah,

704
00:40:17,040 --> 00:40:20,280
Speaker 1: I don't. I got left out of this decision making.

705
00:40:21,320 --> 00:40:24,480
Speaker 1: So you get royalties from each stale bread and vinegar

706
00:40:24,520 --> 00:40:27,120
Speaker 1: on the side sandwich that they sell, Like, were you

707
00:40:27,160 --> 00:40:30,080
Speaker 1: able to, like, you know, build a pool or something

708
00:40:30,080 --> 00:40:37,920
Speaker 1: with that money? The pool that I built was not

709
00:40:38,520 --> 00:40:45,640
Speaker 1: a swimming pool. Okay, say no more, Say no more,

710
00:40:45,680 --> 00:40:49,160
Speaker 1: my friend. So you said, what's on the bubble? Sandwich

711
00:40:49,200 --> 00:40:55,200
Speaker 1: has said vinegar? Wait, is this just have they just

712
00:40:55,280 --> 00:41:00,760
Speaker 1: renamed the Sean Clements podcast hour podcast? If they just renamed, I.

713
00:41:00,640 --> 00:41:02,719
Speaker 2: Hope not because that because the pool that I was

714
00:41:02,760 --> 00:41:06,279
Speaker 2: able to build and I'll go and I'll continue.

715
00:41:05,880 --> 00:41:13,120
Speaker 1: It was a we were really it says Brett and

716
00:41:13,239 --> 00:41:16,839
Speaker 1: Stale Bretty Stale, so he has he has been able

717
00:41:16,840 --> 00:41:19,600
Speaker 1: to hear us. I don't, you know, I don't know

718
00:41:19,640 --> 00:41:22,920
Speaker 1: what he hears or what he does or doesn't. But

719
00:41:22,920 --> 00:41:26,600
Speaker 1: but what I'll say is the pool that I built was,

720
00:41:27,800 --> 00:41:29,239
Speaker 1: you know, not a lot of people were getting the

721
00:41:29,239 --> 00:41:29,800
Speaker 1: Sean Clement.

722
00:41:29,880 --> 00:41:32,200
Speaker 2: It was really for a pretty small audience. That's of course,

723
00:41:32,200 --> 00:41:33,160
Speaker 2: this is fifty six years ago.

724
00:41:33,160 --> 00:41:35,440
Speaker 1: There weren't as many people, no, you know, and a

725
00:41:35,480 --> 00:41:37,719
Speaker 1: lot of them couldn't couldn't get sandwiches.

726
00:41:38,480 --> 00:41:40,480
Speaker 2: But the but the people that got it, there weren't

727
00:41:40,920 --> 00:41:42,759
Speaker 2: a lot. But I got a royalty and I was

728
00:41:42,800 --> 00:41:45,879
Speaker 2: able to build this a very small billiard's table, bill

729
00:41:46,040 --> 00:41:47,160
Speaker 2: the table for a dollhouse.

730
00:41:47,200 --> 00:41:49,279
Speaker 1: So I did. I did put a pool together. He

731
00:41:49,320 --> 00:41:51,760
Speaker 1: put a pool, but a pool a small pool table,

732
00:41:51,840 --> 00:41:55,240
Speaker 1: A small pool table, not functional. There were no pockets

733
00:41:55,280 --> 00:41:57,960
Speaker 1: in it. No, just an ornamental and of course there

734
00:41:58,000 --> 00:42:00,359
Speaker 1: was there were no balls for it either, so it's

735
00:42:00,400 --> 00:42:03,400
Speaker 1: really a very small green square, no legs on the table.

736
00:42:04,719 --> 00:42:08,160
Speaker 1: If you asked for the Jordan Special, they add extra turkey.

737
00:42:08,520 --> 00:42:10,480
Speaker 1: Hold on, hold on, it might just wait a minute.

738
00:42:10,480 --> 00:42:13,600
Speaker 1: Am I getting rased? Here? Am I getting rabbed? I

739
00:42:13,640 --> 00:42:16,200
Speaker 1: hope not, but it sure feels like that. I don't.

740
00:42:16,200 --> 00:42:18,239
Speaker 1: All right, all right, Hey, I can. I can get

741
00:42:18,280 --> 00:42:24,239
Speaker 1: as good as I give. So you know, if if hey,

742
00:42:24,280 --> 00:42:26,360
Speaker 1: if you guys can have a laugh calling me a turkey,

743
00:42:26,360 --> 00:42:29,520
Speaker 1: I'm fine. I'm not a self serious And that's something.

744
00:42:29,280 --> 00:42:32,239
Speaker 2: I love about you that you're willing to laugh at yourself,

745
00:42:32,320 --> 00:42:35,319
Speaker 2: and you do. And if you don't have that, if

746
00:42:35,320 --> 00:42:38,239
Speaker 2: you can't laugh at yourself, it's going to be a

747
00:42:38,239 --> 00:42:40,960
Speaker 2: tough road because there's these moments where you either laugh

748
00:42:41,080 --> 00:42:42,520
Speaker 2: or you cry exactly.

749
00:42:42,680 --> 00:42:46,200
Speaker 1: And I you know, and I learned. I learned that

750
00:42:46,280 --> 00:42:48,960
Speaker 1: as a kid when I was just constantly bullied. I

751
00:42:49,040 --> 00:42:51,120
Speaker 1: was always bullied. And I think that's why I do

752
00:42:51,239 --> 00:42:53,719
Speaker 1: what I do, is just because I remember, Yah, I

753
00:42:53,800 --> 00:42:57,120
Speaker 1: remember I remember saying, somebody should help that guy. Yeah,

754
00:42:57,160 --> 00:42:59,200
Speaker 1: And you know, I tried to learn to laugh. So

755
00:42:59,320 --> 00:43:01,719
Speaker 1: you know I can come on the show and you know,

756
00:43:01,800 --> 00:43:04,879
Speaker 1: bullies went to laugh. Bullies don't know what to do.

757
00:43:05,080 --> 00:43:07,239
Speaker 1: They don't It's like if you if you make the

758
00:43:07,320 --> 00:43:10,560
Speaker 1: joke first, they're like, they don't know what to do.

759
00:43:10,640 --> 00:43:12,880
Speaker 1: And unfortunately, when a bully doesn't know what to do

760
00:43:12,920 --> 00:43:15,720
Speaker 1: when they are confused, it does make them extremely violent.

761
00:43:16,520 --> 00:43:18,960
Speaker 1: You so they don't you know, so sometimes it doesn't

762
00:43:18,960 --> 00:43:20,920
Speaker 1: work out like you want it. Sometimes it goes from

763
00:43:20,920 --> 00:43:22,399
Speaker 1: you being teased to you.

764
00:43:22,320 --> 00:43:24,440
Speaker 2: Know, they're making funny and you laugh right along with him.

765
00:43:24,520 --> 00:43:26,839
Speaker 2: You make the joke with them, they get they get

766
00:43:26,920 --> 00:43:30,399
Speaker 2: really yeah, really confused, and ultimately they you know, they

767
00:43:30,840 --> 00:43:31,759
Speaker 2: do a violent rage.

768
00:43:31,840 --> 00:43:35,200
Speaker 1: Oh they they kick your happy meal ass up and

769
00:43:35,239 --> 00:43:39,320
Speaker 1: down Main street. My friend and the whole school watches.

770
00:43:39,400 --> 00:43:45,960
Speaker 1: The principle comes out to cheer them on. In my experience, yeah.

771
00:43:45,640 --> 00:43:52,200
Speaker 2: Uh, there's a carving station next to the hot bar.

772
00:43:52,440 --> 00:44:02,680
Speaker 2: Ask this Kevin, say what do we got for drakes?

773
00:44:04,200 --> 00:44:07,840
Speaker 1: I guess maybe people you could consider that in the sandwich,

774
00:44:07,920 --> 00:44:12,720
Speaker 1: the vinegar being a beverage if you can't dip okay,

775
00:44:12,760 --> 00:44:15,960
Speaker 1: he says, you know that stuff? By I do? I

776
00:44:16,040 --> 00:44:19,720
Speaker 1: do know that stuff? It's got like a tropical fruit

777
00:44:19,760 --> 00:44:20,560
Speaker 1: on it or something.

778
00:44:20,600 --> 00:44:26,040
Speaker 2: Often to me, it's sort of like vitamin water.

779
00:44:26,160 --> 00:44:27,399
Speaker 1: Huh.

780
00:44:27,600 --> 00:44:30,759
Speaker 2: Explained by to the to the listeners, Jordan, this is

781
00:44:30,760 --> 00:44:31,840
Speaker 2: when I need you to carry me.

782
00:44:31,880 --> 00:44:33,839
Speaker 1: There's only gonna be one sent No, I'm sorry. I'm

783
00:44:33,840 --> 00:44:35,480
Speaker 1: also I'm kind of in your boat is I know

784
00:44:35,600 --> 00:44:38,600
Speaker 1: the logo. I vaguely know the logo and kind of

785
00:44:38,600 --> 00:44:40,360
Speaker 1: like maybe where it would be in the store, but

786
00:44:40,400 --> 00:44:41,920
Speaker 1: I don't really know what's in it or.

787
00:44:42,200 --> 00:44:45,239
Speaker 2: I think the guy just created the brand. Is that

788
00:44:45,360 --> 00:44:48,680
Speaker 2: you know as uh sometimes a guest shark as well?

789
00:44:48,800 --> 00:44:51,799
Speaker 2: They have those those by Okay.

790
00:44:51,560 --> 00:44:54,240
Speaker 1: So he's kind of like the kind bar guy.

791
00:44:54,520 --> 00:44:56,279
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's like the kind but I feel like he's

792
00:44:56,320 --> 00:44:57,640
Speaker 2: been replaced by the kind bar guy.

793
00:44:57,719 --> 00:45:00,040
Speaker 1: Quite frankly, I'm not the kind bar guy. Is. I

794
00:45:00,040 --> 00:45:03,120
Speaker 1: had a lot of Christmas. I'm surprised he's good. Yeah,

795
00:45:03,239 --> 00:45:06,760
Speaker 1: buy fridge is broken? It sticks. Who's the guy Who's

796
00:45:06,800 --> 00:45:09,480
Speaker 1: the guy who would always wear the like the Western shirts?

797
00:45:09,520 --> 00:45:12,879
Speaker 1: He was kind of like the Tosaka Yeah, yeah, I never,

798
00:45:12,960 --> 00:45:14,719
Speaker 1: I never. He always rubbed me the wrong way. I

799
00:45:14,719 --> 00:45:16,680
Speaker 1: think that was like part of his character. He's like,

800
00:45:16,719 --> 00:45:20,359
Speaker 1: I want to be the like fucking guy. I'm gonna

801
00:45:20,360 --> 00:45:23,400
Speaker 1: be the young techie guy, but well he was gonna.

802
00:45:23,440 --> 00:45:25,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, he wanted to get into it with Cuban a

803
00:45:25,239 --> 00:45:27,399
Speaker 2: little bit and get him some business because they didn't

804
00:45:27,400 --> 00:45:30,160
Speaker 2: really have anybody to push back on on cubes.

805
00:45:30,360 --> 00:45:34,840
Speaker 1: Sure, but uh, it just didn't work out. They couldn't

806
00:45:34,840 --> 00:45:36,680
Speaker 1: make the deals work or something. Because he hasn't been

807
00:45:36,719 --> 00:45:38,160
Speaker 1: on for a few seasons now.

808
00:45:40,080 --> 00:45:45,040
Speaker 2: So the Bye bridges, the Bye Fridges is broken. So

809
00:45:45,200 --> 00:45:47,080
Speaker 2: that's interesting. That's interesting to know.

810
00:45:49,080 --> 00:45:55,279
Speaker 1: I guess should we I mean, should we empathize with him? Yeah?

811
00:45:55,280 --> 00:45:57,240
Speaker 1: I mean I think I guess I kind of forget.

812
00:45:57,239 --> 00:46:02,400
Speaker 1: Does he want help? Does he know this is brutal

813
00:46:02,480 --> 00:46:05,799
Speaker 1: conversation even for you. I guess, is there is there?

814
00:46:05,920 --> 00:46:08,640
Speaker 1: Is there? What can we do to help him out?

815
00:46:08,760 --> 00:46:11,760
Speaker 1: Is it a well he asked for the podcast reviews?

816
00:46:13,000 --> 00:46:16,560
Speaker 1: Should we just say do you want to get out

817
00:46:16,560 --> 00:46:20,240
Speaker 1: of there? Or do you want to stay a podcast forever?

818
00:46:22,120 --> 00:46:26,720
Speaker 1: And then say and then say what flavor by Sean?

819
00:46:27,000 --> 00:46:28,919
Speaker 1: This is I think, you know, I hate I would

820
00:46:28,920 --> 00:46:31,480
Speaker 1: hate it if this was another example of you, you know,

821
00:46:31,640 --> 00:46:35,600
Speaker 1: like putting others first, you know, at the expense of

822
00:46:35,640 --> 00:46:38,920
Speaker 1: your own mental health. But like if you know, I

823
00:46:38,920 --> 00:46:41,400
Speaker 1: think this is kind of a big moment. We're on

824
00:46:41,440 --> 00:46:45,680
Speaker 1: the precipice of here. It's like if Hayes decides two,

825
00:46:47,520 --> 00:46:51,799
Speaker 1: you know, to stay a podcast, what do you Where

826
00:46:51,800 --> 00:46:53,640
Speaker 1: do you go? Where do you go? I mean, I know,

827
00:46:53,800 --> 00:46:56,319
Speaker 1: you know, I know us podcasters we you know, we

828
00:46:56,360 --> 00:46:58,520
Speaker 1: get we get linked. It's like it's like having a twin.

829
00:46:58,680 --> 00:47:03,120
Speaker 1: You know. It's it's it's like a marriage, like a

830
00:47:03,200 --> 00:47:06,600
Speaker 1: marriage ups and downs.

831
00:47:08,960 --> 00:47:11,160
Speaker 2: It says, hmm, I guess I want to have one

832
00:47:11,200 --> 00:47:14,120
Speaker 2: magical summer here and then go, oh, okay.

833
00:47:13,640 --> 00:47:15,440
Speaker 1: Well that's that's good for you. I guess you know,

834
00:47:15,520 --> 00:47:18,799
Speaker 1: it's it seems like it's temporary. Whole summer. Man, that's

835
00:47:18,840 --> 00:47:23,040
Speaker 1: a lifetime in the podcast world. Yeah. All the cocofusions.

836
00:47:23,880 --> 00:47:25,719
Speaker 1: So that's what flavor By they have. They have all

837
00:47:25,760 --> 00:47:30,240
Speaker 1: the cocafusions. Okay, it sounds like maybe there's a coconut

838
00:47:30,239 --> 00:47:33,440
Speaker 1: element to buy. Can I'm just come nice to logo

839
00:47:34,280 --> 00:47:38,920
Speaker 1: and then I guess, like say, I don't know, say

840
00:47:39,160 --> 00:47:46,440
Speaker 1: the ancient philosopher. That's a fun comeback. I feel like

841
00:47:46,480 --> 00:47:49,080
Speaker 1: you guys are kind of recreate your dynamic like this.

842
00:47:50,280 --> 00:47:53,680
Speaker 1: I don't I don't think it's losing a lot honestly, No,

843
00:47:54,600 --> 00:47:55,840
Speaker 1: for me, it's working better.

844
00:47:56,680 --> 00:48:02,040
Speaker 2: I get to talk good, to talk more right and

845
00:48:02,280 --> 00:48:07,560
Speaker 2: uh and so I know you shouldn't go up with that.

846
00:48:09,040 --> 00:48:14,560
Speaker 2: So Kevin, he has called your ass out. Yeah, how

847
00:48:14,560 --> 00:48:15,640
Speaker 2: do you want to do this?

848
00:48:15,880 --> 00:48:17,440
Speaker 1: Like? Should he know that we're involved?

849
00:48:17,480 --> 00:48:19,560
Speaker 2: The thing is, like my philosophy has always been, And

850
00:48:19,600 --> 00:48:23,239
Speaker 2: tell me if you think about this, Jordan, my kind

851
00:48:23,280 --> 00:48:27,400
Speaker 2: of guiding principle is do something nice for someone, and for.

852
00:48:27,280 --> 00:48:33,279
Speaker 1: God's sake, don't get caught. Yeah, because then because then

853
00:48:33,520 --> 00:48:36,040
Speaker 1: I worry I'd be doing it for the credit, and

854
00:48:36,120 --> 00:48:38,560
Speaker 1: I don't want the credit. I want to make their

855
00:48:38,640 --> 00:48:40,920
Speaker 1: day a little easier. So I try to do something

856
00:48:41,000 --> 00:48:44,280
Speaker 1: nice for someone, but please don't let me get caught.

857
00:48:45,480 --> 00:48:47,160
Speaker 1: And just like you can hope the you know, the

858
00:48:47,200 --> 00:48:50,239
Speaker 1: ideal are I think our ideal situation is people who

859
00:48:50,320 --> 00:48:54,640
Speaker 1: give a lot back. I mean, which I do? You know? Yeah,

860
00:48:54,719 --> 00:48:57,000
Speaker 1: you're giving me so much. You just want people to

861
00:48:57,040 --> 00:49:00,560
Speaker 1: pay it forward. You just want them to like take

862
00:49:00,640 --> 00:49:05,640
Speaker 1: that generosity that you give them. Yeah, and you want

863
00:49:05,640 --> 00:49:09,200
Speaker 1: them to spread you know, spread it out. Yeah, just

864
00:49:09,320 --> 00:49:14,759
Speaker 1: give it and then yes, yeah, yeah, yeah, no, I agree,

865
00:49:14,960 --> 00:49:23,960
Speaker 1: I agree, Hey, said Zambia Big cherry so I guess

866
00:49:24,000 --> 00:49:26,840
Speaker 1: that's one of the other flavors. I wish we do

867
00:49:26,960 --> 00:49:27,719
Speaker 1: more about buy.

868
00:49:29,160 --> 00:49:32,160
Speaker 2: I think we're learning it now, Sumatra, dragon fruit, but

869
00:49:32,239 --> 00:49:35,319
Speaker 2: it sounds like there's a pretty big selection there, So

870
00:49:35,480 --> 00:49:37,960
Speaker 2: no wonder he wants to stay for the whole summer,

871
00:49:39,400 --> 00:49:39,960
Speaker 2: try all the.

872
00:49:40,040 --> 00:49:41,759
Speaker 1: I mean, it seems like they're gonna get hot. But

873
00:49:41,800 --> 00:49:43,560
Speaker 1: maybe there'll be a guy who can come in and

874
00:49:43,560 --> 00:49:46,400
Speaker 1: fix the cooling system. I'm not so sure they shouldn't

875
00:49:46,400 --> 00:49:49,560
Speaker 1: be hot. Yeah, have not tried it.

876
00:49:50,760 --> 00:49:53,919
Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe you'd find they're better hot. You know, maybe

877
00:49:53,920 --> 00:49:57,799
Speaker 2: they're like a tea. We don't totally know what bye

878
00:49:58,040 --> 00:50:01,520
Speaker 2: is and that opens up so many disabilities. It's so exciting,

879
00:50:01,640 --> 00:50:03,520
Speaker 2: right to just say I don't know.

880
00:50:04,520 --> 00:50:06,680
Speaker 1: You remember you used to someone ask a question and

881
00:50:06,719 --> 00:50:08,920
Speaker 1: they'd say, how old is Tom Petty? And you'd go,

882
00:50:09,920 --> 00:50:12,000
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know. Now it's peeped up,

883
00:50:12,040 --> 00:50:13,680
Speaker 1: deep up, deep up, deeped.

884
00:50:13,400 --> 00:50:17,719
Speaker 2: Up Google Google, and everybody finds out right away, and

885
00:50:17,760 --> 00:50:19,799
Speaker 2: it's just like, that's not fun, man.

886
00:50:19,960 --> 00:50:22,799
Speaker 1: I want to wonder, like, what the fuck is by?

887
00:50:23,040 --> 00:50:25,239
Speaker 1: What does it taste? Like? What's it made out of?

888
00:50:25,480 --> 00:50:28,480
Speaker 1: And you know, I don't know, and yeah, and if

889
00:50:28,520 --> 00:50:31,120
Speaker 1: you you know, I don't. I mean, I'm we're about

890
00:50:31,120 --> 00:50:33,080
Speaker 1: the same age. I'm I'm an old guy too, and

891
00:50:33,120 --> 00:50:35,520
Speaker 1: I remember and I'm old. And when you wanted a

892
00:50:35,560 --> 00:50:38,040
Speaker 1: piece of media, you had to go to a store

893
00:50:38,160 --> 00:50:41,840
Speaker 1: to find those records. You had to literally walk to

894
00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:45,800
Speaker 1: the store. It was raining. You would walk to the store.

895
00:50:45,880 --> 00:50:48,279
Speaker 2: You would walk in and you would say, can you

896
00:50:48,400 --> 00:50:50,840
Speaker 2: please play this movie on one of the TVs inside

897
00:50:50,880 --> 00:50:51,360
Speaker 2: this store?

898
00:50:51,640 --> 00:50:57,359
Speaker 1: Yeah? How you saw Stuart Little and otherwise you didn't

899
00:50:57,360 --> 00:51:00,920
Speaker 1: fucking see the ship? You know you did? You imagined

900
00:51:00,920 --> 00:51:04,440
Speaker 1: what it probably was. Hayes just said THEO Vaughn just

901
00:51:04,440 --> 00:51:14,560
Speaker 1: pounded in South Polo Strawberry. He says, I know Jordan's there.

902
00:51:16,440 --> 00:51:19,439
Speaker 1: It's true. Yeah, Yeah, you can tell him I'm here, Kevin, Yeah,

903
00:51:19,480 --> 00:51:21,520
Speaker 1: tell him, just tell him we're here. Tell him. It

904
00:51:21,520 --> 00:51:23,480
Speaker 1: seems like we're trying to keep something now. It feels

905
00:51:23,480 --> 00:51:24,440
Speaker 1: like we're being sneaky.

906
00:51:24,440 --> 00:51:26,360
Speaker 2: And I never want to I never want to do

907
00:51:26,400 --> 00:51:28,560
Speaker 2: that with Hayes, especially on a podcast where I'm at

908
00:51:28,600 --> 00:51:29,440
Speaker 2: my most honest.

909
00:51:29,560 --> 00:51:31,319
Speaker 1: It's your It's like a marriage, you know.

910
00:51:31,480 --> 00:51:35,200
Speaker 4: So I responded to the listener, Jordan and Shawn are here.

911
00:51:36,760 --> 00:51:38,760
Speaker 4: He responded, Oh, sick of those guys.

912
00:51:39,520 --> 00:51:43,080
Speaker 1: Oh wow, that's fucking really nice. Yeah, we're huge fans too.

913
00:51:43,400 --> 00:51:44,799
Speaker 1: I'm a huge I don't know about you, Sean, I'm

914
00:51:44,800 --> 00:51:46,960
Speaker 1: a huge day Yeah. Yeah, say hey, they like your

915
00:51:47,000 --> 00:51:54,600
Speaker 1: ship too, man, they're freaking out that mutual mutual appreciation society. Yeah,

916
00:51:54,920 --> 00:52:00,840
Speaker 1: shouldn't Jordan be designing the Bubble theme park? We're talking

917
00:52:00,840 --> 00:52:02,960
Speaker 1: about it, We're talking about it. We just want to

918
00:52:02,960 --> 00:52:04,719
Speaker 1: get it right, you know, we just want to get

919
00:52:04,719 --> 00:52:09,280
Speaker 1: it right because, like, you know, there's so many fans

920
00:52:09,320 --> 00:52:12,359
Speaker 1: out there and like, and that's who we do it for.

921
00:52:12,560 --> 00:52:14,960
Speaker 1: It's the fans. It's not for you to ride the rides.

922
00:52:15,080 --> 00:52:18,600
Speaker 1: You will. I will ride, and I'll have a great time.

923
00:52:19,560 --> 00:52:21,239
Speaker 1: And hey, when I get off the ride, I'll go

924
00:52:21,280 --> 00:52:23,640
Speaker 1: to the gift shop, all right, and I'll buy a

925
00:52:23,719 --> 00:52:28,440
Speaker 1: you know, photo of myself on a ride that I created. Well,

926
00:52:28,520 --> 00:52:31,239
Speaker 1: that's you're creating, yeah, and you're creating jobs. And will

927
00:52:31,280 --> 00:52:33,560
Speaker 1: that be fun for me? Yeah, to like create a

928
00:52:33,600 --> 00:52:37,120
Speaker 1: world and to create jobs and to create joy, Like, yeah,

929
00:52:37,200 --> 00:52:38,680
Speaker 1: I would love to do that and it'll make me

930
00:52:38,719 --> 00:52:40,600
Speaker 1: feel good. But what I'm doing it for is the

931
00:52:40,640 --> 00:52:46,799
Speaker 1: fans and the people who need jobs and you know,

932
00:52:46,840 --> 00:52:49,799
Speaker 1: like single moms. I'm doing it for them too. Hey,

933
00:52:49,840 --> 00:52:51,600
Speaker 1: and if I can make a dollar and a cent

934
00:52:51,719 --> 00:52:56,959
Speaker 1: making kids smile, that's not the worst thing. Okay, I'll

935
00:52:57,000 --> 00:53:00,880
Speaker 1: take it. I got bills. You know, we're in the

936
00:53:01,000 --> 00:53:04,160
Speaker 1: crazy Huzzle. Muzzle we all talk about there's bills to pay.

937
00:53:04,239 --> 00:53:06,680
Speaker 1: There's bills. It's part of the muzzle, the huzzle and

938
00:53:06,719 --> 00:53:10,400
Speaker 1: the muzzle. It has bills. Oh no, just yeah, So

939
00:53:10,680 --> 00:53:15,839
Speaker 1: tell Tell Hayes. Hayes is asking about the So Jordan said,

940
00:53:16,160 --> 00:53:18,719
Speaker 1: they want to get it right about the theme park.

941
00:53:19,040 --> 00:53:22,000
Speaker 1: Hayes said, okay, so he should be designing it doesn't

942
00:53:22,040 --> 00:53:26,160
Speaker 1: really answer my question? Or is he agreeing with me? Confused?

943
00:53:26,800 --> 00:53:31,120
Speaker 1: Say early early concept art phases.

944
00:53:31,000 --> 00:53:35,160
Speaker 2: And first say the ancient philosopher.

945
00:53:36,440 --> 00:53:38,560
Speaker 1: It's good. He's gonna think I came up with that,

946
00:53:39,719 --> 00:53:41,640
Speaker 1: because that totally is like something I would say.

947
00:53:42,560 --> 00:53:45,879
Speaker 2: Now, do say that Jordan came up with that? Because

948
00:53:45,920 --> 00:53:48,640
Speaker 2: I am like ten percent worried that it's like offensive.

949
00:53:51,320 --> 00:53:53,799
Speaker 1: Maybe I should also say, Jordan, maybe say that you're

950
00:53:53,840 --> 00:53:59,680
Speaker 1: joking about me coming up with it. Kevin said, Jordan,

951
00:53:59,680 --> 00:54:01,759
Speaker 1: give up with that, and Hayes said, yeah, no, ship.

952
00:54:02,520 --> 00:54:05,880
Speaker 1: So the transcript actually will do good good for me?

953
00:54:05,960 --> 00:54:08,920
Speaker 1: And are you going to release this like transcript for

954
00:54:09,000 --> 00:54:11,759
Speaker 1: people to like read it like read along with the show.

955
00:54:12,040 --> 00:54:16,919
Speaker 1: The judge will go over it. Okod okay. I love

956
00:54:16,960 --> 00:54:19,640
Speaker 1: that guy, happy for his all his success. Everyone here

957
00:54:19,680 --> 00:54:22,640
Speaker 1: is too. Wow. Everybody in the podcast CVS with the

958
00:54:22,640 --> 00:54:26,759
Speaker 1: hot bar is that's great, that's awesome, that's awesome. Yeah,

959
00:54:26,920 --> 00:54:29,239
Speaker 1: ask him, ask him? Can you ask him specifically? Who

960
00:54:29,239 --> 00:54:32,680
Speaker 1: else is in there? They were they all were asked

961
00:54:32,680 --> 00:54:35,000
Speaker 1: to do voices on the Bubble podcast, so I get

962
00:54:35,000 --> 00:54:42,680
Speaker 1: it for them, just it's mainly THEO it seems. Yeah,

963
00:54:42,719 --> 00:54:44,920
Speaker 1: we wanted to we wanted to work with fun on

964
00:54:44,960 --> 00:54:48,920
Speaker 1: the podcast, but just like everybody's so busy timing schedules,

965
00:54:49,080 --> 00:54:52,560
Speaker 1: radules night, you know, and that's you know, that's we've

966
00:54:52,560 --> 00:54:55,120
Speaker 1: been wanting to do this forever. Have you on and hey,

967
00:54:55,200 --> 00:54:57,920
Speaker 1: and wanted to have almost anyone else on as well. Yeah,

968
00:54:58,000 --> 00:55:00,600
Speaker 1: and it's just you know, and it's really really there's

969
00:55:00,600 --> 00:55:02,960
Speaker 1: that huzzle muzzle and you know, I gotta take so

970
00:55:03,040 --> 00:55:06,400
Speaker 1: much time to update all my little networks.

971
00:55:06,600 --> 00:55:12,160
Speaker 2: And Darius is here, so it's this Theovana Darius. Yeah,

972
00:55:12,160 --> 00:55:15,280
Speaker 2: there's the huzzle muzzle, and am I crazier. Sometimes you

973
00:55:15,280 --> 00:55:17,480
Speaker 2: you find someone and they go, I can't do it

974
00:55:17,520 --> 00:55:19,600
Speaker 2: at that time. You know, I'm I'm busy, you know,

975
00:55:19,640 --> 00:55:23,160
Speaker 2: I'm working. And then what do you do. You open

976
00:55:23,239 --> 00:55:24,680
Speaker 2: up snap.

977
00:55:24,320 --> 00:55:30,560
Speaker 1: Talk mm hmm. You look at face tweets and they're

978
00:55:30,560 --> 00:55:34,200
Speaker 1: at and they're out taking pictures goofy selfies at the

979
00:55:34,239 --> 00:55:36,200
Speaker 1: bubble feed park with their friends at the same time.

980
00:55:36,800 --> 00:55:40,560
Speaker 1: That's work. Yeah, I say, that's work, you know, yes,

981
00:55:41,320 --> 00:55:46,960
Speaker 1: make it selfies with the giant styrofoam Mike Mitchell character,

982
00:55:47,120 --> 00:55:51,040
Speaker 1: sure right, No, it's true. Yeah.

983
00:55:51,080 --> 00:55:53,759
Speaker 2: Well, anyway, I'm fucking bored.

984
00:55:53,800 --> 00:55:58,200
Speaker 1: Man, I'm gonna go. Okay, do I go to or

985
00:55:58,200 --> 00:55:59,960
Speaker 1: do I seit a year and keep and we promised

986
00:56:00,000 --> 00:56:02,400
Speaker 1: you'd always be honest with each other. No, thanks, I

987
00:56:02,520 --> 00:56:04,680
Speaker 1: care about you so much. I'm just so sick of

988
00:56:04,760 --> 00:56:07,279
Speaker 1: do with this. I appreciate that you're being wraw with me. Man,

989
00:56:07,360 --> 00:56:10,400
Speaker 1: live your truth. That's beautiful. It's fucking beautiful, dude. If

990
00:56:10,400 --> 00:56:11,960
Speaker 1: you want to keep talking to Hayes, you can go

991
00:56:12,120 --> 00:56:14,680
Speaker 1: for it. No, I'm you know, I feel like it's

992
00:56:15,200 --> 00:56:16,560
Speaker 1: you know, I kind of like got what I needed

993
00:56:16,560 --> 00:56:19,520
Speaker 1: to out of this, and yeah, and had you know,

994
00:56:19,560 --> 00:56:21,960
Speaker 1: and had some fun, but you know, I don't know. Honestly,

995
00:56:21,960 --> 00:56:23,600
Speaker 1: you don't really know where it goes from here, So

996
00:56:24,400 --> 00:56:25,360
Speaker 1: okay maybe no.

997
00:56:25,520 --> 00:56:28,440
Speaker 2: Bye yeah bye bye yeah bye bye co Book ready, Yeah,

998
00:56:28,600 --> 00:56:30,640
Speaker 2: you know, I haven't seen it, but sounds pretty cool.

999
00:56:32,040 --> 00:56:32,880
Speaker 1: Bye.

1000
00:56:34,840 --> 00:56:37,640
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