Speaker 1: This is an emergency episode. It's not a bonus. I
Speaker 1: don't even know what to call it, but it's an
Speaker 1: emergency over recording. Hello Andrew, hi Ski. All right, so listen,
Speaker 1: I hate you. I love you, but I hate you.
Speaker 2: I just want it to be known that when this
Speaker 2: is in post production and you didn't hear what happened
Speaker 2: and the reason why Scott is laughing, Scott was being
Speaker 2: a jerk, that's all.
Speaker 1: No, I'm never a jerk. Yeah you are ever, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you are all right. So, like the show was on
Speaker 1: vacation for what two weeks? Yeah? Okay, So here's what
Speaker 1: happened in those two weeks. Yeah. I got two different
Speaker 1: tweets from listeners of the show, and I'm doing my
Speaker 1: best to try to find out their names because I
Speaker 1: want to give them credit because I do appreciate it.
Speaker 1: Pierce Pierce, Yeah, and the other guy was James. They
Speaker 1: both pointed out to me that Rice Crispy treats cereal.
Speaker 1: The recipe has changed, what what you know and love
Speaker 1: is no more what So you're gonna have to go
Speaker 1: to all the supermarkets and buy up all the old
Speaker 1: old stock before the new stock comes in.
Speaker 2: See what my understanding from the tweet was was that
Speaker 2: the old Rice Krispy Treats is still available. This is
Speaker 2: a version.
Speaker 1: Oh no, sir, no, sir Bob.
Speaker 2: This isn't fair.
Speaker 1: So I know we already did Rice Krispy treat Cereal
Speaker 1: a couple of episodes ago. It was actually titled Andrew's Favorite.
Speaker 1: It is my favorite, it was your favorite? Ohit, you
Speaker 1: know what, maybe hold on, you know what, let's give
Speaker 1: it a chance, because I have both the old and
Speaker 1: the new in the cereal sack for this emergency bonus.
Speaker 1: Must let you know about an episode of Serial Killers.
Speaker 2: Brush the moths off of the old Rice Krispy Treats
Speaker 2: from bringing it back out.
Speaker 1: No, it's not old. They still have. It's still in
Speaker 1: some stores before they restock it with the new recipe.
Speaker 1: So I did reach out to Kellogg's for comment. However,
Speaker 1: I got an auto reply that said that they're very busy,
Speaker 1: high volume of emails, and they were not able to
Speaker 1: respond at this time, but they will, so as soon
Speaker 1: as I hear back from Kellogg's, I'll keep you posted
Speaker 1: as to what they say. Perfect, all right, So now
Speaker 1: we all know that Rice Krispy Treats came out in
Speaker 1: the nineties. It was in the tealbox, went away for
Speaker 1: a bit, came back a few years ago in the
Speaker 1: pro box, Snap Crackle, pop everything. It's broken up little
Speaker 1: pieces of Rice Krispy tretes. I'm sorry, I'm talking fast
Speaker 1: because it's all right. Hold on, I'm gonna go into
Speaker 1: the cereal sack. Okay, yeah, I didn't have any sugar
Speaker 1: yet today. I'm just letting you know. Hold on, I
Speaker 1: went down.
Speaker 2: It makes me so sad that they changed it. Like
Speaker 2: who it was, you know who it was, Biff. Biff
Speaker 2: the intern was like, I don't like the shape.
Speaker 1: They probably listened to me and changed it because I
Speaker 1: said that marshmallow Crispies was my favorite cereal when I
Speaker 1: was a kid.
Speaker 2: Well, I hate that they listened to you. Why can't
Speaker 2: I get what I want?
Speaker 1: Well in any event, So look, here's the two boxes.
Speaker 1: So on the old box on the left, Rice Krispy
Speaker 1: Treats with snap Crapple Snap no, no, we're keeping this
Speaker 1: in Snap Cravele Pop with snap, crackle and pop. The
Speaker 1: word treats is actually written out in Rice Crispy.
Speaker 2: Treats Altricious Rice Chris's treats.
Speaker 1: And look they're tossing around Rice Crispy treats like there's
Speaker 1: no tomorrow. They were so good you could crackle, just talk.
Speaker 1: He's he's juggling Rice Crispy treats and marshmallow.
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna like this new one. And I'm gonna
Speaker 2: tell you why why, Because the beauty of a Rice
Speaker 2: Crispy treat is that the marshmallow is already mixed in.
Speaker 2: Don't give me some bland ass Rice Crispy. Throw some
Speaker 2: marshmallows in it and call it a day.
Speaker 1: I think before you complain about it, we should try. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so we're gonna go. We already did it. We did this. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't even remember how many bulls we gave it.
Speaker 1: So let's redo it anyway for this episode. By the way,
Speaker 1: I like I told you, I haven't really been feeling
Speaker 1: well lately.
Speaker 2: You never feel well.
Speaker 1: You're a hypochondria this time, I really think, and I
Speaker 1: don't take it lightly.
Speaker 2: You never take it. You got poked in the eye
Speaker 2: and went to the emergency room and was like, yeah,
Speaker 2: my doctor told me it's gonna be a couple of
Speaker 2: weeks before I have clear vision again. You got poked
Speaker 2: in the eye.
Speaker 1: No, my corny got scratched.
Speaker 2: Oh I'm so sorry.
Speaker 1: Can I tell you what I think it is this time?
Speaker 2: Oh? God, I beat us.
Speaker 1: Yes, sound look, I'm not making fun, but my extremities
Speaker 1: are hurting and every time I eat sugar I have problems.
Speaker 1: So the podcast will continue on because I love you guys,
Speaker 1: so I'm doing it for you. I'm just hoping I
Speaker 1: don't have to start giving myself insulin shots at some point.
Speaker 1: So between the bowls, I do have a physical on
Speaker 1: the way, so I'll let you know how that goes.
Speaker 2: That reminds me I actually have to schedule my physical.
Speaker 2: I haven't gotten four years.
Speaker 1: Really. No, see this this is a fresh box. This
Speaker 1: is a it's good till January twenty twenty. So even
Speaker 1: though you know this is the old recipe, it's still
Speaker 1: on store shelves and some spots. We were alerted to
Speaker 1: the fact that some targets and walmarts have the new one.
Speaker 2: Targeting has the old one, or at least the one
Speaker 2: in Jersey City does.
Speaker 1: Okay, well we'll meet you in Jersey City. Here we go.
Speaker 1: The rites Krispy Treats old originally to me original formula
Speaker 1: or recipe, whatever you want to call.
Speaker 2: It is Crapple, the brother that nobody likes.
Speaker 1: If you notice I poured myself a light cup, you
Speaker 1: got heavy because this is your favorites, Andy.
Speaker 2: Well, I mean, I'm so only gonna have one spoonful
Speaker 2: of it?
Speaker 1: But should I do both of them like side to
Speaker 1: side so we can inspect before we try? Now I
Speaker 1: think yeah, I think we should. This is a different
Speaker 1: kind of episode. Well, it seems like it's your episode,
Speaker 1: so well the rules. We've already tried these, so oh,
Speaker 1: here we go. This one needs the Scottie shake because
Speaker 1: there are different things inside.
Speaker 2: Pisses me off.
Speaker 1: This new recipe is just rice crispies with many marshmallows,
Speaker 1: and that's stupid. No, it's not. It is if do
Speaker 1: you remember the red box? You know, when you were born, what.
Speaker 2: Year nineteen ninety one?
Speaker 1: Right, They may have been discontinued by that, but when
Speaker 1: I was a kid, marshmallow crispies was in a red
Speaker 1: box and it had colorful marshmallows, and it was just
Speaker 1: rice crispies with marshmallows, and it was delicious. This does
Speaker 1: not smell that way.
Speaker 2: Let's see okay, okay, I don't like the way it sounds.
Speaker 2: Rice Crispy Treats has the distinctive like plumbing sound. Yeah,
Speaker 2: heavy pieces. This to me is just oh these okay.
Speaker 1: No, hold on. Maybe they figured that you weren't supposed
Speaker 1: to eat Rice Krispy treats for breakfast.
Speaker 2: Well, half the things that we eat are eat shouldn't
Speaker 2: be had for breakfast. But that doesn't mean you just
Speaker 2: continue it. These marshmallows are weak weak in the new
Speaker 2: Rice Krispy formula. This is the size of a pencil eraser.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but that's how they were. They were many. These
Speaker 1: are many marshmallows. I don't like it all right, stand by,
Speaker 1: here comes the milk going down to the refrigerator. Dumb ass,
Speaker 1: pay if andy check it out. It's a two milk
Speaker 1: low fat. A two. When you want milk, think a two.
Speaker 2: Oh are we trying to get a sponsorship.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're not gonna pay.
Speaker 2: I love the taste of a too milk.
Speaker 1: Well, actually, this is actually kind of cool. It says
Speaker 1: it's easier on digestion. It's not lactose free, but for
Speaker 1: some reason they like they take something out of it.
Speaker 2: A two.
Speaker 1: A two is a protein A two for me too.
Speaker 2: No oh oops?
Speaker 1: All right, Oh here's your milk.
Speaker 2: That sounded good tagline. I'm so sorry, eight milk. Please
Speaker 2: consider us for product sponsorships.
Speaker 1: Rice Krispy Treats old original recipe first, and then we'll
Speaker 1: go into the new man. I want you to go
Speaker 1: into this with an open mind.
Speaker 2: Andrew, I am, but I'm still gonna hate it.
Speaker 1: What that didn't make sense? All right? Rice Krispy Treats
Speaker 1: Original and bye boll.
Speaker 2: H m.
Speaker 1: I don't know what I gave it originally, but I
Speaker 1: give it four balls? Would you say perfect? Bye ball?
Speaker 1: You were qunching so hard I couldn't hear bye balls? Okay, delicious?
Speaker 1: Now notice how I only ate one spoonful?
Speaker 2: I know, I'm proud of you.
Speaker 1: Just one, just one spoonful. Okay, now here we go,
Speaker 1: new recipe. Hold on, Rice Krispy Treats You ready?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Come on? No? No, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 1: There's not a lot of flavor. I'm gonna tell you
Speaker 1: there's really not a lot of flavor. Is weak? This
Speaker 1: is not the same marshmallow Crispies is when I was
Speaker 1: a kid. No, it's not.
Speaker 2: Oh, I'm so sad. This is it? Right?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Where is justice in this country?
Speaker 1: It's not sweet, It's.
Speaker 2: Not it's disgusting. The marshmallows have no taste.
Speaker 1: It's not disgusting, but it's not disgusting. I feel my
Speaker 1: arm tangling that beating it. What does that mean, Wilford?
Speaker 1: What does it mean? Damn it?
Speaker 2: I really hope our listeners are enjoying the diabetes button,
Speaker 2: that we install.
Speaker 1: It and truly not making light of it. Please don't
Speaker 1: think I'm making fun of it, because I know it's
Speaker 1: a serious thing and I may have it, so you
Speaker 1: know I might be on my way.
Speaker 2: This is not good and I'm sorry, But who's who
Speaker 2: makes a cereal?
Speaker 1: Kelloggs?
Speaker 2: Kellogg's? Please listen to me. I know I am just
Speaker 2: one man, but I am one man with a voice,
Speaker 2: and I will speak up about the injustice of canceling
Speaker 2: the original rice Krispy Streets recipe.
Speaker 1: Canceling. Yes, they canceled it, discontinuing whatever.
Speaker 2: You're ruining my rant, but it's I'm never gonna be
Speaker 2: able to have this again.
Speaker 1: No, why these cereals are completely different? They're not even close.
Speaker 2: There's the same taste is gone.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you this it's one thing. If you want
Speaker 1: to discontinue rice Crispy treats. Yeah, but you can't call
Speaker 1: the new recipe rice Krispy treats. You gotta call it
Speaker 1: rice Crispies with marshmallows or marshmallow crispies because they are
Speaker 1: two completely different cereals completely. I'm gonna give it two balls.
Speaker 2: I'm giving it a bowl.
Speaker 1: Wow. I was actually really excited for it. When I
Speaker 1: saw the picture of it, I was like, yes, they
Speaker 1: brought it back and it tastes nothing like it.
Speaker 2: Are they like health wise? Are they still exactly the same?
Speaker 1: I'm gonna probably say no. Let's see the serving sizes
Speaker 1: are the same serving size and I see they change it.
Speaker 1: It's too hot. I can't do math. The serving size
Speaker 1: on the old one is three quarters of a cup
Speaker 1: and the serving size on the new one is one cup. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I can't tell.
Speaker 2: What's the reason for this. Kellogg's.
Speaker 1: Well, as soon as I get the email back from them,
Speaker 1: I'll let you know.
Speaker 2: Can like please reconsider?
Speaker 1: Let me tell you what the email is gonna say,
Speaker 1: Thank you so much for reaching out, Scott. From time
Speaker 1: to time we do reevaluate our cereal recipes and found
Speaker 1: that it was time for us to revamp Rice Krispy
Speaker 1: treat Cereal. Thanks so much for being a valued customer.
Speaker 1: We'll send you a coupon.
Speaker 2: Well, I'll go a coupon. Listen. If you were in
Speaker 2: the test group that decided that you didn't like the
Speaker 2: original Rice Krispy's Treats formula and you voted on this
Speaker 2: new one, I have news for you. Your mom's a ho whoa, Okay,
Speaker 2: it's a meme.
Speaker 1: Oh is it?
Speaker 2: Yeah? See that's me coming in with the cool twenty
Speaker 2: first century pop culture references.
Speaker 1: I gotcha.
Speaker 2: That's where I contribute to this podcast.
Speaker 1: Well, it's just bad.
Speaker 2: It's not good. Nothing about this is good. They changed
Speaker 2: my childhood like the same way that you have cereals
Speaker 2: that you love.
Speaker 1: Well, they brought back my childhood, but not the same
Speaker 1: as it was.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean alphabets they came back with, and we
Speaker 2: hated that.
Speaker 1: Now I'm the bastard child.
Speaker 2: Well I guess now I am too with this.
Speaker 1: They've ruined both of us.
Speaker 2: This is so sad.
Speaker 1: Well, I was optimistic, but I wasn't. I'm going into this.
Speaker 2: This is gonna be weak because Rice crispies by themselves
Speaker 2: have a very dull taste. It's it's nobody will Yeah,
Speaker 2: let's face it, it's boring exactly. So just throwing in marshmallows, Well.
Speaker 1: Dude, they're not very sweet marshmallows either.
Speaker 2: There's nothing about this that's good.
Speaker 1: Huh. All right, they did have fruity marshmallow crispies back
Speaker 1: in the day.
Speaker 2: That's disgusting.
Speaker 1: Well maybe that would make these better, No, it wouldn't.
Speaker 1: All right, Well, we don't do a bonus box here, right,
Speaker 1: because this is a special emergency episode. Yeah, I mean,
Speaker 1: I could throw something out at you, but it really
Speaker 1: wouldn't make sense because this is the Rice Crispy Treats episode.
Speaker 2: I'm just sad.
Speaker 1: All right.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm going to go right in my journal.
Speaker 1: What that's not very twenty first century of you.
Speaker 2: It's password protected.
Speaker 1: Mine has a key. All right. Well, thanks so much
Speaker 1: for tuning in to this special bonus episode. And I
Speaker 1: apologize that it was disappointing.
Speaker 2: Also, your mom's aren't hoes, I'm sorry for saying. And
Speaker 2: it was just trying to be hip, is mine?
Speaker 1: Maybe? Oh okay, wonderful. Oh, I'm sure Lenora will appreciate that.
Speaker 1: Thank you so much for listening to this breaking Serial Killers.
Speaker 2: Podcast and again new focused test group Kellogg's. Whoever you interviewed,
Speaker 2: they were wrong. You clearly laced it with something else,
Speaker 2: and that's why they gave you this misguided direction.
Speaker 1: Well go back. I predict that something will happen with
Speaker 1: this within the next year or so. I don't think
Speaker 1: it'll be on the market in this particular form. They
Speaker 1: may change the name, they may get rid of it,
Speaker 1: they may bring the old one back. I bet you
Speaker 1: down the road you'll see now back original formula.
Speaker 2: So do you think they're purposely jeopardizing themselves, like, hey,
Speaker 2: we're gonna make this real crappy. Oh and guess what
Speaker 2: it's back?
Speaker 1: Yes, that's it. It's a marketing ploy. Yeah, so thanks
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Speaker 1: Is that even possible? Can we get any better? Andrew?
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, you've reached the top.
Speaker 1: All right, we got to get out of here. Thank
Speaker 1: you for listening, and until another real episode, which will
Speaker 1: happen in just a few days from now, and we'll
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Speaker 1: of a bonus too, right, Well, I mean what else
Speaker 1: would we say? I guess, all right, well until then,
Speaker 1: say crunch, Andrew, Crunch and bring it home. Wilford beat us.
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Speaker 1: original recipe box of rice Krispy trees.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, it's the best. You know what, let's
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Speaker 1: We'll sign it perfect. One extra box. It's sealed and
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Speaker 2: Good luck hashtag ck price.
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Speaker 1: it's gone. Crunch again, Yes, crunch