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Speaker 1: The Jewels Show on demand. Jebils dirty little Secret. I'm

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Speaker 1: your dirty little secret. Remember tex stand at four one

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Speaker 1: o six one. If you have a dirty little secret,

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Speaker 1: you can tell us anything, literally, whatever you want, because

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Speaker 1: we don't even ask what your name is. Everybody remains anonymous,

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Speaker 1: so you're free to spill that tea. Do it so

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Speaker 1: on the phone right now? We don't know their real name.

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Speaker 1: What's your dirty little secret? Hey guys? Yeah, how you

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Speaker 1: guys doing? I have a dirty little secret? Like this

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Speaker 1: is the right place to tell it then, because this

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Speaker 1: is where we do dirty little secret? You call it

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Speaker 1: in right time? You're doing just lying? Yes you are.

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Speaker 1: What's your dirty little secret? Awesome? Um, so I've been

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Speaker 1: dating my girlfriend for a year now. Congrats you are

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Speaker 1: head over yous into each other. And um, that's the

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Speaker 1: way you want to be with a girlfriend. And that's great.

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Speaker 1: That's still the honeymoon phase, isn't it? Kind of one

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Speaker 1: year you still like each other? Yeah? Exactly. Um, and uh,

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Speaker 1: you know, she's exactly my type in all different ways. Physically. Um,

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Speaker 1: she's beautiful and she has tattoos, which I actually love.

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Speaker 1: I love when a girl just has you know, she's blasted,

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Speaker 1: and she has beautiful tattoos. And there's just one problem

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Speaker 1: she has. Okay, she has one tattoo. It says her birthday,

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Speaker 1: but it's in Roman numerals and the letters, you know,

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Speaker 1: are mcm x c I X and that that's nineteen

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Speaker 1: ninety nine, right, and her birthday is nineteen ninety seven,

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Speaker 1: and she thinks that that says nineteen ninety seven. But

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Speaker 1: I'm I'm terrified to tell her because Okay, there's a

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Speaker 1: few reasons why. One, she's really sensitive to that tattoo

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Speaker 1: means a lot to her because you know, okay, so

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Speaker 1: it's her birth year, and she believes that all those

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Speaker 1: numbers have seen chronicity with everything she does in life,

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Speaker 1: So like nineteen ninety nine is oh my god, it

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Speaker 1: would it would it would just den She could also

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Speaker 1: get a lasered off real quick and then just redone,

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Speaker 1: just change it. She doesn't know. She doesn't know, and

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Speaker 1: you haven't told her, and your dirty little secrets that

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Speaker 1: you haven't told her. Well, you know how you guys

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Speaker 1: like mentioned the honeymoon phase. Well, I don't want to

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Speaker 1: ruin that, So I'm really scared. How would you ruin that?

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Speaker 1: Did you tattoo it on her. No, but it's like,

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Speaker 1: I know it's gonna just like destroy mood. And she

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Speaker 1: might even be like, you know if you never told me,

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Speaker 1: No one's ever told me so. Yeah, I literally just

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Speaker 1: get like that little part lasered off and Rene, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I don't want Evan's the next port in it. He's

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Speaker 1: done it several times entire arm. I am a pro

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Speaker 1: the laser game. Yeah, it doesn't hurt that bad and

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Speaker 1: it works pretty quick, right, And somebody's gonna tell her eventually,

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Speaker 1: might as well be you. You could actually look at

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Speaker 1: it a positive way and go. You could be her

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Speaker 1: night in Shining Armor and go big. I just realized thing,

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Speaker 1: that tattoo is wrong and we gotta get it, okay,

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Speaker 1: be like, wait, like did you lie to me? Babe?

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Speaker 1: Were you actually born in ninety nine? You are born

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Speaker 1: in ninety nine. I agree with you, guys, logically I

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Speaker 1: understand everything. But let me give you a really quick

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Speaker 1: backstory with something where I told her about a tattoo

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Speaker 1: that was on her arm, and I said, is that symmetrically?

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Speaker 1: How like? Is that is that the way you liked

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Speaker 1: it when you you got the tattoo? And she really

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Speaker 1: like it was really bad for like two days. Okay,

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Speaker 1: So I just if there's a way to do it

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Speaker 1: really sensitively, I would love to do it. Well, yeah,

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Speaker 1: we could do incredibly sensitive people like, Hey, I came

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Speaker 1: across your profile and I don't know how I knew

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Speaker 1: that you were born ninety seven, but that's ninety nine.

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Speaker 1: Girls randomly call her too. Yeah, I just saw your

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Speaker 1: Instagram and I figured i'd find your number and call

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Speaker 1: you tell that's wrong. Honestly, if you guys could do that,

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Speaker 1: because then she would come to me and I would

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Speaker 1: like console her and yes, okay, I was gonna say that.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, I don't know how she is. I don't

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Speaker 1: know if she would do that today. We'll figure it out. First,

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Speaker 1: we'll find a way to tell her. Thank you for

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Speaker 1: telling us to do a little secret though, so we'll

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Speaker 1: get your info and then we'll we'll get it done.

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Speaker 1: Thank you, guys, thank you so much. We'll gotta figure

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Speaker 1: it out for you. Man. Did Jibile show on demand