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Speaker 1: Are you leaving? I you wanna way back home?

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Speaker 2: Either way you want to be there, doesn't matter how

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Speaker 3: We want to send you off in style.

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Speaker 2: We wanna welcome you back home.

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Speaker 1: Tell us all about every scared her?

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Speaker 3: Was it fine?

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Speaker 4: Mal porn?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do your need ride?

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Speaker 3: Ride with Karen and Chris? Welcome to Do you need

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Speaker 3: a ride? This is Chris Fairbanks and this is Karen

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Speaker 3: kil Gareff. We have guests in the back seat. I'm

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Speaker 3: not going to ignore them for ten minutes like other

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Speaker 3: podcasts do and wait for them to chime in when

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Speaker 3: you give them wink because he can't see me winking.

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Speaker 3: You know him from clubs and colleges across the Great Country.

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Speaker 3: Put your ears together for our friend, Blaine Capato. Take

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Speaker 3: the take the gag off, Karen, let me get that. Hey, Hi, Hey,

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Speaker 3: he is sorry we had the gag order.

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Speaker 4: That's okay, it's me Blaine. It's a Vegas nerve reflex.

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Speaker 3: It's okay. Do you want me loosen your wrists.

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Speaker 4: I like the zip ties. You just feel something anything.

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Speaker 3: Thank you, I just had them maid.

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Speaker 4: How have you been, buddy, I've been good. That's about it.

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Speaker 1: Bye.

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Speaker 4: Jeans dropped me off here. It's the best. I saw

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Speaker 4: Bob Newhart there.

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Speaker 1: Once, really, just walking around.

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Speaker 4: Well, he was surrounded by a phaylanx of support people.

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Speaker 3: He always had a posse, didn't he Yeah he did.

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Speaker 4: He was like entourage. It is all turtles, turtles all

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Speaker 5: It's just Bob Newhart and turtles. And they go to

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Speaker 4: Yeah, Bob Newhart. Yeah they were. They all lived to

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Speaker 3: When I first moved to Los Angeles, believe it or not,

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Speaker 3: remember the line still they gave it to Yeah, it

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Speaker 3: was the whole thing. I was a clown and now

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Speaker 3: to work actor who was a clown doing a birthday party.

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Speaker 3: So I was just like, hey, kids, well see another

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Speaker 3: balloon animal like nothing. And I guess that whatever manager

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Speaker 4: Now, have you ever auditioned at lids.

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Speaker 3: No, no, no, but I do go in I do

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Speaker 3: go in Blaine.

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Speaker 5: I feel like a lot of your Twitter comedy content

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Speaker 5: did involve lids.

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Speaker 4: Yeah. I went on a lids kick. It was fun.

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Speaker 4: I always thought that it would be a funny, funny

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Speaker 4: My anniversary's coming up. I hope she likes twelve hundred

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Speaker 1: Got a head on down the lids, go on the lids.

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Speaker 4: There's always a lids in a mall. Is how do

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but they get them all the time.

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Speaker 3: You really do reference lids? I do do a lot

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Speaker 3: Because I also that's why we're friends. That's my favorite

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Speaker 4: People don't understand the power of lids.

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Speaker 5: Yes, people don't understand the power of a short word

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Speaker 1: It's satisfying and fun to say.

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Speaker 4: Well, it's also it puts the eye in latter day Saints.

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Speaker 4: Did you go in there and get a crisp white shirt,

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you got it.

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Speaker 1: Maybe golden sunglasses or eyeglasses.

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Speaker 4: Oh okay, unless they're magic.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I think they are magic. Blaine, do you need

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Speaker 4: Any anything, anything you want to do. I'm just kind

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Speaker 5: Okay, we could take you to a drive through of Starbucks.

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Speaker 1: We could take you to really any thing you feel

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I like I like the coffee bean.

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Speaker 5: Vanilla flavoring is powder based, which is better in my

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Speaker 3: M you know Karen's dairy only we just got set all.

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Speaker 5: I had a bad experience with accidentally and getting a

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Speaker 5: I kind of went ape shit because I'm from Patalona, Okay, and.

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Speaker 3: It's amazing how quickly because I remember going to Seattle

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Speaker 4: That was the magic of addiction?

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Speaker 3: Yes, I guess so.

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Speaker 1: I bet you it was Epstein based.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it had to be. Ultimately, that's a deal done.

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Speaker 4: First the Rocker files.

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Speaker 3: Now I know I can't trust anything anymore.

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Speaker 4: I remember my friend Daryl came to San Francisco to

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Speaker 4: this is terrific. I've remember, this is the best coffee

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Speaker 1: Yeah it's not.

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Speaker 4: Duncan like, yeah, you're an idiot. We told you not

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Speaker 3: That's the reason I have all those stands on my pillow.

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Speaker 1: It was just a real out of body experience.

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Speaker 5: It was like I'm past paffinated and into psychotic.

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Speaker 3: It's like playing Portals or that movie Crank with and Dathum.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, he took a crank, and sure it shaves the

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Speaker 3: Right, Yeah, yeah, it was. It was his last good movie.

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Speaker 3: Know, that's the guy I.

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Speaker 4: Confuse those two guys it's like Bill Pullman and Bill Paxton,

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Speaker 3: Oh, Pullman and Paxton. You are right. I never know

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Speaker 4: Yeah, he can't stop waking up, screaming and sweating fairbacks.

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Speaker 3: Oh god, it's okay. Fax, the strange man that did

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Speaker 4: I did the Jimmy Pardo Pop Cultured game show at

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Speaker 1: You just said Oliver?

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Speaker 1: We're all fine. We're all fine.

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Speaker 3: Okay, carry on with you. You are doing Pardos popping politics.

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Speaker 4: Oh and Tom Tom Lennon has an Oliver too. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: Oh did you see that guy?

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Speaker 3: I promise we have him gagged and bound.

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Speaker 1: That fireman had a full old school fireman mustache like

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Speaker 4: Why it was boring everyone.

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Speaker 1: That's why no one was excited to see that fire drug.

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Speaker 4: But we did the Pop Culture Game Show and it

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Speaker 4: What's the bit? So I was kind of going over

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Speaker 3: You can't do it.

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Speaker 4: I mean, I would love you to do it, but

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Speaker 4: But now every day he goes to school. He looks

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Speaker 4: I could have done it. I could have done it.

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Speaker 1: Like Also, that's good though, because let him be twelve

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Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Well, it's like Bobcat said that he was like always

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Speaker 4: Yeah, but he's funny, Like he says the other day

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Speaker 3: Oh that's great.

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Speaker 1: He's good that he knows this stuff. He knows his stuff.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, he swears a lot. It's good.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, he did a thinker and a stinker. Gam You

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Speaker 1: You gotta have range and local jokes, get local war.

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Speaker 4: Local jokes gets you local war.

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Speaker 1: That's it.

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Speaker 5: That's my one of the many blankopatisms that I've stolen

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Speaker 1: And local jokes.

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Speaker 5: I said, local jokes, get local work on stage for

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Speaker 3: Yeah, this is my first time hearing that I stole

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Speaker 1: That's how his material gets into your brain.

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Speaker 3: That's where Turtle worked, Glendale Galleria Lids.

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Speaker 5: Uh.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, we were there yesterday. We went to the to

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Speaker 4: it's actually really it's good. It's cheap, but it's also

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Speaker 1: It's fun, great visual.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, the kid that eats sushi, I can't.

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Speaker 3: When they bring your order to your table, does buster

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Speaker 4: They have a thing where you can order it on

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Speaker 3: I've always been curious about that. I think I've walked

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Speaker 4: It's good.

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Speaker 1: Blade. Do you remember that place in San Francisco when

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Speaker 4: In the Japantown Walla Pantan mall with a the little boats.

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Speaker 4: It's gone. That was the first place I took Alli

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Speaker 5: I went there with Andrea Martin Martin Andrew Levin after

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Speaker 1: Let's go and get a sushi and talk. And I

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Speaker 5: I was just like, well, I guess I'd better go

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Speaker 5: just like, yeah, I don't want I don't want any

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Speaker 4: The one two three punt, it's just shit face.

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Speaker 5: I'm just like great. It was one of those like

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Speaker 5: I don't know how to do this. I just know

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Speaker 3: It's crazy to think of how long I lived before

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Speaker 4: It's full of worms, I heard, and I ate worms.

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Speaker 3: It was sabby in my mouth, and man, did I

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Speaker 3: have had the station stathum snap, you could scath them.

443
00:21:34,440 --> 00:21:34,840
Speaker 3: I could have.

444
00:21:34,920 --> 00:21:36,800
Speaker 4: Yeah, we'll put my fist through all these boots.

445
00:21:36,920 --> 00:21:39,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm not really a beekeeper.

446
00:21:39,520 --> 00:21:43,400
Speaker 5: I tried was sabby for the first time with Marylynn

447
00:21:43,440 --> 00:21:47,880
Speaker 5: and Danny Sposa, and so he tried with sabby, which

448
00:21:47,960 --> 00:21:48,479
Speaker 5: was like I was.

449
00:21:48,600 --> 00:21:51,040
Speaker 1: I honestly thought the back of my head was falling off.

450
00:21:51,320 --> 00:21:52,199
Speaker 1: That's what it like.

451
00:21:52,240 --> 00:21:54,760
Speaker 5: It went straight to the back of my skull where

452
00:21:54,760 --> 00:21:57,359
Speaker 5: I'm like, what's happening. Danny's like, just hold for like

453
00:21:57,400 --> 00:21:58,879
Speaker 5: fifteen more seconds, you'll be fine.

454
00:21:59,040 --> 00:22:00,320
Speaker 1: Then I was like, I want to eat this all

455
00:22:00,359 --> 00:22:00,800
Speaker 1: the time.

456
00:22:01,240 --> 00:22:04,280
Speaker 5: But then later on in that same meal, Maryland tricked

457
00:22:04,280 --> 00:22:08,160
Speaker 5: me into trying eel, which was the I don't eat

458
00:22:08,200 --> 00:22:11,240
Speaker 5: fish or like fish, and it was the most discussed.

459
00:22:11,280 --> 00:22:13,160
Speaker 1: She's like, no, no, you'll like it. It's different because

460
00:22:13,160 --> 00:22:13,800
Speaker 1: it was cooked.

461
00:22:13,880 --> 00:22:14,760
Speaker 3: Maybe it was not.

462
00:22:15,080 --> 00:22:18,040
Speaker 1: Oh wow, it was so disgusting. I'm still mad about

463
00:22:18,040 --> 00:22:18,720
Speaker 1: it to this day.

464
00:22:19,080 --> 00:22:22,040
Speaker 4: I don't like the eel. I like eel, but we

465
00:22:22,080 --> 00:22:26,080
Speaker 4: always order it with no skin, and they because the

466
00:22:26,160 --> 00:22:30,280
Speaker 4: skin is like gross and slimy and have bristles on it.

467
00:22:30,320 --> 00:22:32,680
Speaker 4: Go yes, But then if you get it with no skin,

468
00:22:32,720 --> 00:22:34,800
Speaker 4: it's just kind of like weird meat. Ollie loves it.

469
00:22:35,280 --> 00:22:37,840
Speaker 1: Also, it tasted like.

470
00:22:37,840 --> 00:22:40,600
Speaker 4: Fishy or like bottom feety, like a cave.

471
00:22:40,760 --> 00:22:43,080
Speaker 5: Yes, it tasted like a cave under the sea where

472
00:22:43,080 --> 00:22:44,760
Speaker 5: I'm like, I don't want this experience.

473
00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:46,639
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't like bottom feedy food.

474
00:22:46,800 --> 00:22:48,040
Speaker 1: No, I know.

475
00:22:48,760 --> 00:22:51,359
Speaker 3: I don't like it because the minute it touches your

476
00:22:51,400 --> 00:22:52,760
Speaker 3: lips you get a little shocked.

477
00:22:53,920 --> 00:22:55,480
Speaker 1: I don't like it because it's against the.

478
00:22:55,440 --> 00:22:58,960
Speaker 3: Torah, right, you're right, Yeah, I forgot about my religion.

479
00:22:59,119 --> 00:23:01,600
Speaker 3: Got I gotta start going back to you guys.

480
00:23:01,640 --> 00:23:06,199
Speaker 4: Gotta try Mormonism. Why, because I got the tie. I

481
00:23:06,280 --> 00:23:07,359
Speaker 4: want to mission you guys.

482
00:23:07,480 --> 00:23:09,160
Speaker 3: I thought it was so weird. You rode a bike

483
00:23:09,280 --> 00:23:12,240
Speaker 3: up to the car. Where's your friend? You're supposed to

484
00:23:12,280 --> 00:23:15,040
Speaker 3: get and go. You're thirteen, You're supposed to be kidnapped

485
00:23:15,040 --> 00:23:17,840
Speaker 3: with a friend. The fact that they still make kids

486
00:23:17,920 --> 00:23:21,640
Speaker 3: do that and go knock on doors. The other day

487
00:23:21,880 --> 00:23:24,240
Speaker 3: someone some kid knocked on my door and it was

488
00:23:24,280 --> 00:23:26,840
Speaker 3: about the Internet or something. But I'm like, what are

489
00:23:26,880 --> 00:23:28,919
Speaker 3: you doing? This is dangerous.

490
00:23:29,080 --> 00:23:32,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're gonna get You're gonna get shot by somebody

491
00:23:32,240 --> 00:23:32,640
Speaker 4: on the board.

492
00:23:32,960 --> 00:23:37,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, but but back when uh filed Yes, exactly.

493
00:23:36,960 --> 00:23:38,600
Speaker 1: You're gonna get filed away and redact.

494
00:23:38,800 --> 00:23:42,280
Speaker 3: Don't you know that your books are basically menus to

495
00:23:42,359 --> 00:23:42,959
Speaker 3: these people.

496
00:23:43,640 --> 00:23:48,360
Speaker 5: Oh that part Jansen and whatever, the school ring thing

497
00:23:48,400 --> 00:23:51,840
Speaker 5: where I'm just like whatever these people.

498
00:23:51,680 --> 00:23:53,640
Speaker 4: The school ring so gross?

499
00:23:53,920 --> 00:23:56,320
Speaker 3: School ring? Oh maybe I don't need to know.

500
00:23:57,040 --> 00:24:00,960
Speaker 5: It's similar. It's the basically they were making catalogs of chills.

501
00:24:01,280 --> 00:24:03,520
Speaker 3: Oh god, wait, wait a minute, yeah.

502
00:24:03,400 --> 00:24:05,640
Speaker 1: Pull over, what's the matter? Just pull over?

503
00:24:05,680 --> 00:24:06,000
Speaker 5: Pull over?

504
00:24:06,760 --> 00:24:11,040
Speaker 4: Oh okay, but I'll be right there.

505
00:24:12,840 --> 00:24:19,760
Speaker 1: Uh oh, are you really putting a mouse? Going me?

506
00:24:24,080 --> 00:24:28,480
Speaker 3: Blame? Cabat has left the car. He put a bandana

507
00:24:28,560 --> 00:24:32,639
Speaker 3: over his face. He's looking very suspicious, and he just

508
00:24:32,720 --> 00:24:36,320
Speaker 3: disappeared into the bushes. I know it sounds like I'm joking,

509
00:24:36,760 --> 00:24:40,560
Speaker 3: but I can tell he's doing something nefarious in the bushes.

510
00:24:40,640 --> 00:24:43,359
Speaker 3: And now he's coming back. He's coming back, and I

511
00:24:43,400 --> 00:24:47,359
Speaker 3: hope it's with a handful of answers, because he still

512
00:24:47,400 --> 00:24:50,840
Speaker 3: has a bandana over his face. His transitions lends us

513
00:24:50,840 --> 00:24:52,439
Speaker 3: on and I believe you're holding a.

514
00:24:56,400 --> 00:24:56,760
Speaker 1: Yes?

515
00:24:57,680 --> 00:25:01,879
Speaker 3: Are you holding a pie? Did you just steal a

516
00:25:01,920 --> 00:25:03,359
Speaker 3: pie off the window sill?

517
00:25:03,600 --> 00:25:05,560
Speaker 5: Is that an entire pie?

518
00:25:07,040 --> 00:25:11,959
Speaker 1: Whose pie is it? How did you get a pie?

519
00:25:15,440 --> 00:25:17,920
Speaker 3: Was it cooling on a window sill? And did you

520
00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:19,160
Speaker 3: just pull a yogi bear?

521
00:25:19,359 --> 00:25:25,479
Speaker 5: How did you see it from that far away?

522
00:25:27,600 --> 00:25:30,800
Speaker 3: We have to is it? I don't know? Is it warm?

523
00:25:31,200 --> 00:25:32,040
Speaker 4: It's kind of cool?

524
00:25:32,640 --> 00:25:36,080
Speaker 1: Smell is really good? It was not?

525
00:25:37,320 --> 00:25:42,520
Speaker 3: You put that up? How is this? Is this still

526
00:25:42,880 --> 00:25:46,879
Speaker 3: a setup to an elaborate bit? Do you want me

527
00:25:46,920 --> 00:25:48,399
Speaker 3: to smash this in your face?

528
00:25:48,520 --> 00:25:49,200
Speaker 4: No? Oh god?

529
00:25:49,240 --> 00:25:49,320
Speaker 5: No?

530
00:25:49,480 --> 00:25:51,920
Speaker 3: Okay, good good, because I was gonna say, we gotta

531
00:25:51,920 --> 00:25:55,320
Speaker 3: put pans a waste of pie. Someone made this pie.

532
00:25:56,200 --> 00:26:00,320
Speaker 3: It could be a pot pie. I feel bad. What

533
00:26:00,359 --> 00:26:03,520
Speaker 3: if it's their dinner? Do we bring it back? We

534
00:26:03,560 --> 00:26:04,520
Speaker 3: should bring it back.

535
00:26:05,240 --> 00:26:07,600
Speaker 1: Blaine put on a mask and stole a pie for us?

536
00:26:07,640 --> 00:26:09,520
Speaker 1: We keep it.

537
00:26:09,119 --> 00:26:14,000
Speaker 3: I love jokes, and I love when they're long, but

538
00:26:14,200 --> 00:26:16,240
Speaker 3: I really need to know if this was on a

539
00:26:16,320 --> 00:26:17,200
Speaker 3: window still.

540
00:26:18,600 --> 00:26:21,160
Speaker 4: I'll never tell. I'm being recorded.

541
00:26:21,560 --> 00:26:28,080
Speaker 1: Was that pie in your bag? What just happened?

542
00:26:29,240 --> 00:26:34,200
Speaker 3: It's just and now that it's evidence and I saw

543
00:26:34,240 --> 00:26:37,520
Speaker 3: you exit the car, float towards it in a trance

544
00:26:37,960 --> 00:26:42,040
Speaker 3: like Yogi bear and grab it. I don't want to

545
00:26:42,080 --> 00:26:44,919
Speaker 3: be My fingerprints are all over this thing. We have

546
00:26:44,960 --> 00:26:45,879
Speaker 3: to return the pie.

547
00:26:46,119 --> 00:26:48,840
Speaker 1: No, we're absolutely in the clear and we're not going back.

548
00:26:49,760 --> 00:26:53,959
Speaker 3: You trust your grandmother, Sweetie, Please come over and I

549
00:26:54,280 --> 00:26:56,359
Speaker 3: beg I beg you a fresh pie. What if that's

550
00:26:56,400 --> 00:26:57,040
Speaker 3: the scenario.

551
00:26:57,080 --> 00:26:57,520
Speaker 1: Here's the thing.

552
00:26:57,520 --> 00:27:00,639
Speaker 5: If we get arrested for stealing a pie, we couldn't

553
00:27:00,760 --> 00:27:01,800
Speaker 5: write better marketing.

554
00:27:02,040 --> 00:27:04,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess I'll get our picture taken in jail.

555
00:27:05,080 --> 00:27:07,760
Speaker 4: That would be supermarketing. Let's look like the kind of

556
00:27:07,760 --> 00:27:09,040
Speaker 4: a place where you would get a pie.

557
00:27:10,400 --> 00:27:14,760
Speaker 3: Okay, come on, you pre bought this. I just read

558
00:27:14,800 --> 00:27:23,160
Speaker 3: through the clues supermarketing. Where's it from Vaughn's, Ralph's, Albertson's.

559
00:27:23,480 --> 00:27:26,240
Speaker 3: You can take your legally procured pie.

560
00:27:26,440 --> 00:27:27,360
Speaker 1: Let me just say this.

561
00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:30,639
Speaker 3: I I want you to take the pie.

562
00:27:30,880 --> 00:27:31,520
Speaker 1: Why?

563
00:27:31,600 --> 00:27:34,760
Speaker 3: Because I feel like this is evidence. We got to

564
00:27:34,800 --> 00:27:37,800
Speaker 3: get ahead of this. Does anyone know a journalist break.

565
00:27:37,600 --> 00:27:39,800
Speaker 5: Off a piece of that goddamn pie and figure out

566
00:27:39,800 --> 00:27:41,399
Speaker 5: what kind of feeling is in there?

567
00:27:41,640 --> 00:27:43,600
Speaker 3: Will not do it, I don't want it.

568
00:27:43,720 --> 00:27:44,560
Speaker 1: I'll do it.

569
00:27:44,560 --> 00:27:46,840
Speaker 3: Okay, what do you mean you don't want it?

570
00:27:46,840 --> 00:27:48,800
Speaker 1: It's the crime has already taken place.

571
00:27:49,119 --> 00:27:51,439
Speaker 3: Oh no, oh meat pie.

572
00:27:51,560 --> 00:27:53,280
Speaker 1: No one wants mince pie.

573
00:27:53,680 --> 00:27:54,240
Speaker 3: It's mint.

574
00:27:54,280 --> 00:27:55,280
Speaker 1: Oh I think it's apple.

575
00:27:55,640 --> 00:27:58,560
Speaker 4: Oh god, it's full of mints.

576
00:27:58,920 --> 00:28:03,600
Speaker 3: It's and do you are you familiar with mince meat pie?

577
00:28:04,280 --> 00:28:08,800
Speaker 3: Of course we all have grandmothers. But have you had it?

578
00:28:08,880 --> 00:28:12,600
Speaker 4: Do you mean like the like the candied vegetables matter

579
00:28:12,680 --> 00:28:13,320
Speaker 4: that's in there?

580
00:28:13,560 --> 00:28:17,920
Speaker 3: Yes? Usually, But did you know that when our grandparents

581
00:28:17,960 --> 00:28:23,080
Speaker 3: were children? Of course, it was actual meat, the bad

582
00:28:23,160 --> 00:28:26,320
Speaker 3: meat that you wasn't good enough to be the base

583
00:28:26,400 --> 00:28:33,560
Speaker 3: of a soup, and you sugar it up. Oh god, well,

584
00:28:33,800 --> 00:28:37,600
Speaker 3: I'm gonna there's where do you rest? It's funny because

585
00:28:37,640 --> 00:28:44,239
Speaker 3: in this car everything is shelf like. But I'm just

586
00:28:44,280 --> 00:28:46,560
Speaker 3: gonna deal with it and hold this pie.

587
00:28:47,480 --> 00:28:49,920
Speaker 1: I can't believe you're taking such an ethical stance on

588
00:28:49,960 --> 00:28:50,280
Speaker 1: the pie.

589
00:28:50,320 --> 00:28:55,040
Speaker 3: Crst. Why I think it's such a I don't want

590
00:28:55,080 --> 00:28:57,520
Speaker 3: any pie, don't. I'm not hungry.

591
00:28:57,600 --> 00:29:01,600
Speaker 4: I just it might be full of microchips, exactly, it

592
00:29:01,680 --> 00:29:05,520
Speaker 4: might be full of Epstein's. Oh no, that's how they

593
00:29:05,560 --> 00:29:07,840
Speaker 4: get you, the full of Epstein's.

594
00:29:07,960 --> 00:29:10,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, how often do we all let's send you go

595
00:29:10,440 --> 00:29:15,920
Speaker 3: to the piland. I don't eat most most found food

596
00:29:16,600 --> 00:29:20,160
Speaker 3: out of doors, even if it's still in the package.

597
00:29:20,400 --> 00:29:22,840
Speaker 1: Blayne, have you done this podcast with us before?

598
00:29:23,120 --> 00:29:24,959
Speaker 3: I have not? Why not?

599
00:29:25,560 --> 00:29:26,120
Speaker 4: I don't know.

600
00:29:26,480 --> 00:29:27,320
Speaker 1: That's crazy.

601
00:29:27,360 --> 00:29:29,840
Speaker 4: I'm saying, I love I love you guys. It's good

602
00:29:29,840 --> 00:29:30,200
Speaker 4: to see you.

603
00:29:30,360 --> 00:29:31,040
Speaker 1: We love you well.

604
00:29:31,040 --> 00:29:34,160
Speaker 5: I was just gonna say, it's such a joy because

605
00:29:34,160 --> 00:29:37,680
Speaker 5: the way you just did that just reminds me. And

606
00:29:37,760 --> 00:29:39,760
Speaker 5: I was thinking about this the other day when I

607
00:29:39,800 --> 00:29:42,640
Speaker 5: knew you were going you would be coming, how much

608
00:29:42,680 --> 00:29:45,880
Speaker 5: fucking fun we used to have in San Francisco when

609
00:29:45,880 --> 00:29:48,120
Speaker 5: I got to hang out with you guys, And it

610
00:29:48,200 --> 00:29:52,120
Speaker 5: was like Pat and Brian and Blaine had all moved there,

611
00:29:52,440 --> 00:29:55,040
Speaker 5: like right when I moved there, So then it was

612
00:29:55,080 --> 00:29:57,680
Speaker 5: like all us and then Laura Milligan and Greg Barrett

613
00:29:57,680 --> 00:30:01,840
Speaker 5: and all these this fucking super possib of the funniest

614
00:30:01,880 --> 00:30:05,160
Speaker 5: people on the planet, and then just like, hey, come over,

615
00:30:05,240 --> 00:30:06,720
Speaker 5: so and so is gonna have a party, and it

616
00:30:06,720 --> 00:30:09,200
Speaker 5: would just be like I would get to experience like

617
00:30:09,680 --> 00:30:13,040
Speaker 5: fifty four of the funniest things I'd ever experienced in

618
00:30:13,080 --> 00:30:15,120
Speaker 5: my life and then go home to be like I'm

619
00:30:15,120 --> 00:30:17,560
Speaker 5: doing stand up comedy now, And it was like, and

620
00:30:17,640 --> 00:30:19,360
Speaker 5: I tell this story all the time, Blaine, I don't

621
00:30:19,360 --> 00:30:22,640
Speaker 5: know if you remember this. We'd all go, of course,

622
00:30:22,720 --> 00:30:26,040
Speaker 5: drink every night of the weekend and then go eat

623
00:30:26,080 --> 00:30:30,120
Speaker 5: like breakfast at one of those like lower Hate cafes. Sure,

624
00:30:30,240 --> 00:30:33,160
Speaker 5: And one time I was in there with Dave Mesmer

625
00:30:33,200 --> 00:30:36,400
Speaker 5: and my roommate Christy and we're all super hungover, and

626
00:30:36,440 --> 00:30:37,880
Speaker 5: you fucking walked up to the table.

627
00:30:37,920 --> 00:30:39,480
Speaker 1: You're like, aren't you Karen?

628
00:30:39,920 --> 00:30:44,440
Speaker 5: You screameds, aren't you the stand up comedian Karen Kilgary

629
00:30:44,760 --> 00:30:46,280
Speaker 5: And like I almost started crying.

630
00:30:46,360 --> 00:30:48,920
Speaker 1: I was so embarrassed, And it was so fucking funny.

631
00:30:48,920 --> 00:30:52,280
Speaker 5: It was like I got to do my like it

632
00:30:52,320 --> 00:30:54,120
Speaker 5: was almost like comedy college with you.

633
00:30:54,480 --> 00:30:55,600
Speaker 1: And it was such a joy.

634
00:30:56,200 --> 00:30:58,840
Speaker 4: I had such a wonderful time. We were there at

635
00:30:58,880 --> 00:31:02,480
Speaker 4: the perfect time, yep. And we were all young and

636
00:31:04,160 --> 00:31:06,920
Speaker 4: full of life, and there was no nine to eleven's no,

637
00:31:07,360 --> 00:31:08,480
Speaker 4: and uh.

638
00:31:08,200 --> 00:31:10,320
Speaker 1: We were living off the fat of the land. Yeah.

639
00:31:10,400 --> 00:31:13,800
Speaker 4: And it was before because San Francisco now is like

640
00:31:13,840 --> 00:31:15,840
Speaker 4: all the tech bros Are up there, it's like a

641
00:31:15,840 --> 00:31:19,280
Speaker 4: flipped house. Yeah, but it was, I mean, we were

642
00:31:19,400 --> 00:31:22,200
Speaker 4: I was there ninety two to ninety five and it

643
00:31:22,320 --> 00:31:26,320
Speaker 4: was just just the you know, Cobain did it when

644
00:31:26,360 --> 00:31:30,160
Speaker 4: we were there, and uh, it was it was just

645
00:31:30,200 --> 00:31:34,160
Speaker 4: so fun and everybody was was funny. Like I used

646
00:31:34,240 --> 00:31:36,400
Speaker 4: Maren and I used to go to Isobune and I

647
00:31:36,400 --> 00:31:39,240
Speaker 4: would watch him eat urchin just like why.

648
00:31:39,120 --> 00:31:39,920
Speaker 3: Are you eating that?

649
00:31:40,480 --> 00:31:42,360
Speaker 4: But like we would just hanging out at coffee shops

650
00:31:42,360 --> 00:31:46,240
Speaker 4: all day. Yeah, and it was it was so much fun.

651
00:31:46,320 --> 00:31:49,200
Speaker 4: Do you remember when I think it was you and

652
00:31:49,240 --> 00:31:55,440
Speaker 4: me and I think Brian Postsane and Ron Lynch and

653
00:31:55,480 --> 00:31:58,240
Speaker 4: we were at toy Boat. Do you remember toy Boats?

654
00:31:58,560 --> 00:32:01,440
Speaker 3: Weird? I just said that over and over as an exercise.

655
00:32:01,600 --> 00:32:05,800
Speaker 4: Yeah, go on, toy Boat was Oh not, No, it

656
00:32:05,840 --> 00:32:08,800
Speaker 4: wasn't toy Boat. That was the toy place on the corner.

657
00:32:09,120 --> 00:32:11,760
Speaker 4: There was another coffee shop next to the Vietnamese place.

658
00:32:11,880 --> 00:32:12,040
Speaker 6: No.

659
00:32:11,880 --> 00:32:14,360
Speaker 5: No, there was a toy Boat in over where you

660
00:32:14,360 --> 00:32:17,560
Speaker 5: guys lived, near that apartment you guys have, Yeah, yeah.

661
00:32:17,160 --> 00:32:19,000
Speaker 4: But I think it was a different coffee shop, but

662
00:32:19,040 --> 00:32:21,160
Speaker 4: it was near toy Boat. I'm confusing it.

663
00:32:21,240 --> 00:32:24,520
Speaker 3: You're taking of Sells by the Sea Shore. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah,

664
00:32:24,640 --> 00:32:25,720
Speaker 3: great coffee.

665
00:32:25,480 --> 00:32:28,000
Speaker 1: You're thinking of. I love New York. I need New York.

666
00:32:28,080 --> 00:32:28,800
Speaker 1: I love I.

667
00:32:28,760 --> 00:32:33,320
Speaker 4: Need ham Stad. But we were sitting there. It was

668
00:32:33,360 --> 00:32:37,000
Speaker 4: one of those places with a big open front and

669
00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:41,560
Speaker 4: we're sitting there drinking coffee and Ron Lynch is there

670
00:32:41,880 --> 00:32:45,040
Speaker 4: and I remember I said, oh, hey, Ron, I heard you.

671
00:32:45,040 --> 00:32:49,120
Speaker 4: You're going to New York. Yes, I said, when do

672
00:32:49,120 --> 00:32:50,880
Speaker 4: you leave? And he looks at his watch. He goes

673
00:32:50,960 --> 00:32:54,320
Speaker 4: right now. He stands up and he runs out of

674
00:32:54,360 --> 00:32:58,480
Speaker 4: the front of the of the coffee place across the street,

675
00:32:58,960 --> 00:33:02,800
Speaker 4: down the block, just runs down the block and around

676
00:33:02,840 --> 00:33:06,280
Speaker 4: the corner. Just committed to it, like Tim Conway.

677
00:33:06,600 --> 00:33:07,360
Speaker 3: I love it.

678
00:33:07,440 --> 00:33:10,840
Speaker 4: And then we were just do you remember that. Yeah,

679
00:33:11,040 --> 00:33:14,240
Speaker 4: we were laughing so hard. And then like twelve minutes

680
00:33:14,320 --> 00:33:17,480
Speaker 4: later Ron comes back in, just sweaty and out of breath,

681
00:33:18,200 --> 00:33:18,880
Speaker 4: but it was worth it.

682
00:33:19,080 --> 00:33:21,920
Speaker 3: He kept running in case you followed to see if

683
00:33:21,960 --> 00:33:23,280
Speaker 3: he committed, just.

684
00:33:23,480 --> 00:33:28,120
Speaker 4: Ran, just ran so far. It knew we were watching him.

685
00:33:28,320 --> 00:33:30,320
Speaker 1: To me people, I love it.

686
00:33:30,400 --> 00:33:34,240
Speaker 5: The piece I was thinking about was two and I'm

687
00:33:34,760 --> 00:33:37,240
Speaker 5: I think this is the stand up comedians thing. Is

688
00:33:37,320 --> 00:33:39,320
Speaker 5: why we all end up loving each other so much,

689
00:33:39,440 --> 00:33:43,960
Speaker 5: is because I had always been obsessed with and prioritized

690
00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:48,240
Speaker 5: like having fun at any cost and whether it's someone's

691
00:33:48,280 --> 00:33:51,720
Speaker 5: feelings or ruining the party, or I didn't give a shit.

692
00:33:51,760 --> 00:33:53,760
Speaker 5: It was just like, but if the joke is funny,

693
00:33:53,800 --> 00:33:56,040
Speaker 5: we have to say it and we have to do it. Yes,

694
00:33:56,160 --> 00:33:59,120
Speaker 5: And no one felt that way in my life except

695
00:33:59,160 --> 00:34:02,720
Speaker 5: for my dad a little bit, maybe my mom if

696
00:34:02,720 --> 00:34:03,640
Speaker 5: she was in a good mood.

697
00:34:04,080 --> 00:34:05,520
Speaker 1: And then like one friend.

698
00:34:05,880 --> 00:34:08,160
Speaker 5: But then I moved to Sacramento.

699
00:34:08,880 --> 00:34:10,720
Speaker 1: It's you know, hit and miss whatever.

700
00:34:11,320 --> 00:34:14,120
Speaker 5: Moved to San Francisco, and all of a sudden, every

701
00:34:14,200 --> 00:34:17,840
Speaker 5: person that's around me not only feels that way about jokes,

702
00:34:18,080 --> 00:34:21,080
Speaker 5: but is obsessed with having the funniest joke. So then

703
00:34:21,120 --> 00:34:26,439
Speaker 5: you're like entertained times five hundred plus learning.

704
00:34:26,080 --> 00:34:29,560
Speaker 1: How to write jokes. Like what, I thank.

705
00:34:29,360 --> 00:34:32,880
Speaker 5: You, Thank you Blaine for being such an amazing person

706
00:34:32,960 --> 00:34:36,880
Speaker 5: to like grow up in comedy. Oh yeah, God for real, Bush,

707
00:34:37,640 --> 00:34:41,160
Speaker 5: I mean, what a joy and what a like Also

708
00:34:41,200 --> 00:34:43,799
Speaker 5: to be stoned with those people, It's like, yeah, it

709
00:34:43,920 --> 00:34:45,480
Speaker 5: was just always fun.

710
00:34:45,920 --> 00:34:49,320
Speaker 4: Do you remember going to that place Fellini's. Oh yes,

711
00:34:49,440 --> 00:34:53,840
Speaker 4: we would go to I call Felonies, And there was

712
00:34:53,880 --> 00:34:57,480
Speaker 4: some bartender there named Vince yep, And Vince was one

713
00:34:57,480 --> 00:34:58,920
Speaker 4: of those guys where you go, hey, can I get

714
00:34:58,960 --> 00:35:01,560
Speaker 4: a vodka and he for you like a pint glass

715
00:35:01,600 --> 00:35:03,799
Speaker 4: of vodka and then he would pour himself one and

716
00:35:03,880 --> 00:35:05,680
Speaker 4: drink it with you. Yeah, And I don't know how

717
00:35:05,680 --> 00:35:07,080
Speaker 4: he survived.

718
00:35:07,719 --> 00:35:10,920
Speaker 5: I know that we were serious about he loved comedy.

719
00:35:10,920 --> 00:35:13,640
Speaker 5: And then remember he started getting parts and movies. Yes,

720
00:35:14,040 --> 00:35:17,600
Speaker 5: like it was such a weird anything as possible in

721
00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:20,520
Speaker 5: but also you have to drink all this gold schlager

722
00:35:20,520 --> 00:35:21,040
Speaker 5: every night.

723
00:35:21,880 --> 00:35:23,000
Speaker 1: What a task?

724
00:35:23,160 --> 00:35:24,799
Speaker 4: Well, you know, it was like the thing that was

725
00:35:24,840 --> 00:35:27,640
Speaker 4: fun about that was it all kind of led to Largo.

726
00:35:28,480 --> 00:35:33,000
Speaker 4: And then Largo was this was this crucible where it

727
00:35:33,120 --> 00:35:37,319
Speaker 4: was the comedians and the musicians and like writers and

728
00:35:37,400 --> 00:35:39,719
Speaker 4: producers and stuff. Everybody was just kind of there and

729
00:35:39,760 --> 00:35:44,560
Speaker 4: everybody was on the same page and everybody loved what

730
00:35:44,680 --> 00:35:48,480
Speaker 4: everybody else was doing. And it was it was like

731
00:35:48,600 --> 00:35:49,960
Speaker 4: situation as France.

732
00:35:51,680 --> 00:35:52,520
Speaker 1: And it was also like.

733
00:35:52,480 --> 00:35:55,280
Speaker 5: San Francisco because Lisa Langing, who would manage the improv

734
00:35:55,320 --> 00:35:57,880
Speaker 5: in San Francisco, was now booking Largo.

735
00:35:57,960 --> 00:36:01,480
Speaker 4: Booking Largo after all the yeah, after the fallout of

736
00:36:01,520 --> 00:36:03,359
Speaker 4: the original guy who I don't want to mention.

737
00:36:03,840 --> 00:36:07,279
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh, I only know they've flannagan Era and how

738
00:36:07,360 --> 00:36:09,560
Speaker 3: lucky I am. And it was because of Greg barn

739
00:36:09,880 --> 00:36:12,560
Speaker 3: When I first moved to LA I remember not having

740
00:36:12,600 --> 00:36:15,319
Speaker 3: any money and he said, come to this place. You're

741
00:36:15,360 --> 00:36:19,760
Speaker 3: on this show. Yeah, and I got everyone you're talking

742
00:36:19,760 --> 00:36:23,880
Speaker 3: about that I'm realizing, yes that I know through Larco.

743
00:36:24,560 --> 00:36:24,840
Speaker 5: Yeah.

744
00:36:24,880 --> 00:36:27,960
Speaker 4: I remember being in the back and it was it

745
00:36:28,040 --> 00:36:30,279
Speaker 4: was like there was something going on. There was like

746
00:36:30,760 --> 00:36:35,160
Speaker 4: it was a comedy night and but but John Bryan

747
00:36:35,440 --> 00:36:38,880
Speaker 4: was there and there's musical guests going on, like Colin

748
00:36:38,960 --> 00:36:41,680
Speaker 4: Hay did a song or something, and the place is packed.

749
00:36:41,680 --> 00:36:43,680
Speaker 4: You couldn't sit down. And I'm in the back by

750
00:36:43,719 --> 00:36:46,560
Speaker 4: the sound booth with Greg Barrett and Greg looks at

751
00:36:46,560 --> 00:36:49,120
Speaker 4: me and says, how do you think this is going

752
00:36:49,200 --> 00:36:54,000
Speaker 4: to end? And it was just the weird like lights

753
00:36:54,080 --> 00:36:57,920
Speaker 4: up moment. Oh right, you know, just a push and

754
00:36:58,040 --> 00:37:02,000
Speaker 4: pull out jaws zoom. Oh right, yeah, this is going

755
00:37:02,080 --> 00:37:06,279
Speaker 4: to end. Yeah, this is going to end. But it was,

756
00:37:06,400 --> 00:37:09,040
Speaker 4: uh yeah, and it just kind of sort of dissolved

757
00:37:09,080 --> 00:37:12,360
Speaker 4: and went in different directions. It didn't really end, it didn't.

758
00:37:12,400 --> 00:37:16,880
Speaker 5: It expanded, but that era, as they always do, ended

759
00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:20,160
Speaker 5: And I remember when so then I started working in

760
00:37:20,239 --> 00:37:23,239
Speaker 5: TV and I rarely did stand up and then I

761
00:37:23,239 --> 00:37:27,359
Speaker 5: remember kind of the next couple versions of the popular thing,

762
00:37:27,440 --> 00:37:31,680
Speaker 5: the next largo you know started and I was like

763
00:37:32,239 --> 00:37:37,640
Speaker 5: mbar and then finally meltdown and I remember feeling very

764
00:37:37,680 --> 00:37:41,120
Speaker 5: sad and alienated and like fuck meltdown or whatever for

765
00:37:41,200 --> 00:37:44,120
Speaker 5: like thirty seconds, and then I realized it was like, no, no, no,

766
00:37:44,160 --> 00:37:45,440
Speaker 5: this is just their largo.

767
00:37:45,680 --> 00:37:46,319
Speaker 1: You don't get to.

768
00:37:46,239 --> 00:37:49,040
Speaker 5: Be in it, and then or you have to work

769
00:37:49,160 --> 00:37:51,800
Speaker 5: very hard to be in it and continue on every

770
00:37:52,040 --> 00:37:53,000
Speaker 5: version in iteration.

771
00:37:53,200 --> 00:37:54,560
Speaker 1: It's not supposed to be like that.

772
00:37:55,160 --> 00:37:57,759
Speaker 5: It's like the young hungry people that are going to

773
00:37:57,800 --> 00:38:01,239
Speaker 5: be clicky and the race we call them the young

774
00:38:01,280 --> 00:38:04,360
Speaker 5: Grees on this show. But like that's it's such a

775
00:38:04,360 --> 00:38:08,240
Speaker 5: fascinating thing where it's like, yeah, they they got themselves

776
00:38:08,239 --> 00:38:11,279
Speaker 5: into that situation. Now they're just like all in that

777
00:38:11,480 --> 00:38:14,160
Speaker 5: churn of like I want to make Blaine laugh. I'm

778
00:38:14,200 --> 00:38:16,239
Speaker 5: not going to do the same joke I did last week.

779
00:38:16,320 --> 00:38:19,040
Speaker 5: I have to think of a new thing because he

780
00:38:19,080 --> 00:38:20,000
Speaker 5: has already seen me.

781
00:38:20,040 --> 00:38:21,040
Speaker 1: Do this or what you know.

782
00:38:21,280 --> 00:38:24,759
Speaker 5: That's that's this this kind of perfect lash at our

783
00:38:24,800 --> 00:38:27,640
Speaker 5: back that made you such a better comic.

784
00:38:27,800 --> 00:38:29,239
Speaker 4: Yes, yes, yes, yes.

785
00:38:29,160 --> 00:38:33,359
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's interesting. I don't think comedians worry as much

786
00:38:33,400 --> 00:38:36,560
Speaker 3: about making the other comics in the room laugh first,

787
00:38:36,760 --> 00:38:39,520
Speaker 3: like they used to. That was always my goal to

788
00:38:39,680 --> 00:38:40,960
Speaker 3: a detriment.

789
00:38:41,320 --> 00:38:45,240
Speaker 4: Yeah, play into the waitresses. Yeah, play into the bartender,

790
00:38:45,280 --> 00:38:47,640
Speaker 4: Play into the band, like Lenny Bruce. I always played

791
00:38:47,640 --> 00:38:48,120
Speaker 4: to the band.

792
00:38:48,520 --> 00:38:49,360
Speaker 1: Yeah.

793
00:38:49,560 --> 00:38:52,080
Speaker 5: I always played to Matt who had the bleach bond

794
00:38:52,280 --> 00:38:54,920
Speaker 5: blonde hair at the Improvin was really tall and so

795
00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:57,719
Speaker 5: you can always see him laugh because he would bend

796
00:38:57,760 --> 00:38:59,960
Speaker 5: his head forward and I was like, as long as

797
00:39:00,080 --> 00:39:00,640
Speaker 5: that hair.

798
00:39:00,520 --> 00:39:03,840
Speaker 1: Is moving, I'm okay. Other than that, I need to

799
00:39:04,440 --> 00:39:05,080
Speaker 1: get on this.

800
00:39:05,560 --> 00:39:07,320
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, they're.

801
00:39:07,160 --> 00:39:08,880
Speaker 3: Still asking the pie.

802
00:39:08,800 --> 00:39:12,800
Speaker 4: Ye gods an ambulance.

803
00:39:12,840 --> 00:39:14,680
Speaker 1: They sent an ambulance for the pie.

804
00:39:14,719 --> 00:39:17,040
Speaker 3: The evidence is that that's because the grandma who baked

805
00:39:17,040 --> 00:39:18,000
Speaker 3: and had a heart attack.

806
00:39:18,320 --> 00:39:21,640
Speaker 4: Oh no, oh god, wait.

807
00:39:21,520 --> 00:39:25,200
Speaker 1: You forgot the my precious pie. I only have the one.

808
00:39:26,040 --> 00:39:27,920
Speaker 3: I don't worry. When you got out of the car,

809
00:39:27,960 --> 00:39:31,280
Speaker 3: I did a decent job of describing everything that was happening.

810
00:39:31,320 --> 00:39:33,600
Speaker 3: I just want you to know that because you can. Yeah,

811
00:39:33,719 --> 00:39:36,320
Speaker 3: it was very very the commitment.

812
00:39:36,880 --> 00:39:43,279
Speaker 5: Here's I think Blaine wrote this bit, yes, and I

813
00:39:43,320 --> 00:39:45,279
Speaker 5: think he had it in his I had it at

814
00:39:45,280 --> 00:39:46,359
Speaker 5: the well.

815
00:39:46,520 --> 00:39:49,080
Speaker 3: He's so committed to it that I still part of

816
00:39:49,120 --> 00:39:51,960
Speaker 3: me thinks this was on a window sill and you're scared,

817
00:39:52,040 --> 00:39:56,040
Speaker 3: But I'm realizing in the bushes he was rifling through

818
00:39:56,080 --> 00:39:56,799
Speaker 3: his pie sack.

819
00:39:59,719 --> 00:40:03,560
Speaker 1: There, my lads were my pie sack.

820
00:40:04,040 --> 00:40:07,760
Speaker 3: His waist was at an angle to where no windowsill

821
00:40:08,400 --> 00:40:11,640
Speaker 3: down low would be cooling a pie. I'm now ninety

822
00:40:11,719 --> 00:40:14,680
Speaker 3: percent sure this was a great bit.

823
00:40:14,920 --> 00:40:17,600
Speaker 5: But here's the even more so, can I just expand

824
00:40:17,680 --> 00:40:21,360
Speaker 5: upon it to say, in twenty twenty six Los Angeles,

825
00:40:21,400 --> 00:40:24,800
Speaker 5: to throw a fucking kerchief over your face ice style

826
00:40:25,160 --> 00:40:28,400
Speaker 5: and do anything for comedy is pretty fucking bold.

827
00:40:28,520 --> 00:40:31,520
Speaker 3: Terrified kid on the sidewalk, he did not think good

828
00:40:31,560 --> 00:40:32,400
Speaker 3: news was coming.

829
00:40:32,520 --> 00:40:34,960
Speaker 5: He was pretty scared, but it was like, but I

830
00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:38,640
Speaker 5: think Blaine. Then he brought the physicality into it and

831
00:40:38,760 --> 00:40:40,040
Speaker 5: crouched down solo.

832
00:40:40,239 --> 00:40:42,080
Speaker 1: He looked like a cartoon burglar.

833
00:40:42,560 --> 00:40:45,520
Speaker 5: And so then that kid knew whatever was happening was

834
00:40:45,680 --> 00:40:48,040
Speaker 5: fine and for entertainment.

835
00:40:47,600 --> 00:40:50,239
Speaker 3: Purposes, I think, yeah, or did he?

836
00:40:51,760 --> 00:40:53,600
Speaker 1: Or is he shitting a brick right now?

837
00:40:53,680 --> 00:40:57,279
Speaker 3: You did have a cartoonish crouched over a villain like

838
00:40:57,600 --> 00:41:01,880
Speaker 3: burglar stance. Yep, only could be comedic.

839
00:41:02,160 --> 00:41:04,319
Speaker 5: It was because you were Also it was pinkies up.

840
00:41:04,320 --> 00:41:05,479
Speaker 5: It was elbows up.

841
00:41:06,560 --> 00:41:10,439
Speaker 3: You're your honest, honest opinion blame where you disappointed? How

842
00:41:10,560 --> 00:41:13,960
Speaker 3: long I thought for real? This was from a pie

843
00:41:15,120 --> 00:41:15,799
Speaker 3: window sill.

844
00:41:17,440 --> 00:41:19,320
Speaker 4: What bit are you talking about? Oh?

845
00:41:19,400 --> 00:41:21,880
Speaker 3: I knew it. Well, look at this note. It says

846
00:41:21,920 --> 00:41:25,960
Speaker 3: for the Make Wish Foundation, you stole a very important.

847
00:41:25,440 --> 00:41:27,080
Speaker 1: Pie cancer only pie.

848
00:41:27,200 --> 00:41:32,640
Speaker 4: No, no, not the cancer, you get, the retinitis pigmentosa pie.

849
00:41:32,760 --> 00:41:37,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm glad I didn't take a bite because I

850
00:41:37,160 --> 00:41:38,600
Speaker 3: think it gives you cancer.

851
00:41:38,880 --> 00:41:41,759
Speaker 4: You know, I remember watching h oh.

852
00:41:43,120 --> 00:41:46,640
Speaker 3: Down It's It's It's Dom DeLuise. From that, there's a

853
00:41:46,680 --> 00:41:49,440
Speaker 3: truck driver that looked like Dom Delauise that wouldn't stop honking.

854
00:41:49,560 --> 00:41:50,400
Speaker 3: I gotta catch up.

855
00:41:50,480 --> 00:41:53,320
Speaker 4: I was he and lots of Luck where they're rebooting

856
00:41:53,400 --> 00:41:54,120
Speaker 4: Lots of Luck.

857
00:41:54,600 --> 00:41:56,200
Speaker 3: No, it's an outtake from Hooper.

858
00:41:56,360 --> 00:42:00,359
Speaker 4: Oh, I'm sorry. That was a James Coco. I got

859
00:42:00,360 --> 00:42:02,880
Speaker 4: my I got my seventies fat guys mixed up.

860
00:42:03,080 --> 00:42:04,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's only three.

861
00:42:04,400 --> 00:42:08,520
Speaker 3: You're thinking that the guy that makes the spice. Who's

862
00:42:08,560 --> 00:42:11,759
Speaker 3: the guy that looked like Dom exactly like Dom Delauise.

863
00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:17,920
Speaker 4: Oh, the chef, yes, but he was Now he was wondromus.

864
00:42:17,960 --> 00:42:19,600
Speaker 4: I guarantee.

865
00:42:19,920 --> 00:42:22,560
Speaker 3: It was very confusing though when you're a kid. Because

866
00:42:22,680 --> 00:42:26,880
Speaker 3: also Dom DeLuise was occasionally as a segment on a

867
00:42:26,920 --> 00:42:32,640
Speaker 3: TV show Chefing it Up. Yeah, so yeah, he was like, oh,

868
00:42:32,719 --> 00:42:35,600
Speaker 3: I have a cookbook and everything, me and Bert Reynolds.

869
00:42:37,920 --> 00:42:40,279
Speaker 3: And then there's a real chef that looked just like

870
00:42:40,360 --> 00:42:41,319
Speaker 3: him in this truck Driver.

871
00:42:42,080 --> 00:42:43,840
Speaker 4: Do you remember him and Kinnaball Run when he was

872
00:42:43,920 --> 00:42:48,520
Speaker 4: Captain Chaos D I forgot till now. Yeah he was.

873
00:42:48,800 --> 00:42:51,480
Speaker 4: He was a superhero. He's crazy that he and Bert

874
00:42:51,520 --> 00:42:54,120
Speaker 4: Reynolds would crack up in the thels.

875
00:42:54,520 --> 00:42:58,880
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, it's a reason just during the credits the

876
00:42:58,880 --> 00:43:03,000
Speaker 3: blooper even know if Grumpy Old Men is a good movie.

877
00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:07,160
Speaker 3: But at the end, Burgess Meredith, the blooper reel of

878
00:43:07,200 --> 00:43:11,759
Speaker 3: that movie is worth watching the entire movie. And that's

879
00:43:11,800 --> 00:43:14,840
Speaker 3: the same for all those Dom Deluize movies. At the end,

880
00:43:14,880 --> 00:43:16,400
Speaker 3: it's just his wheezing laugh.

881
00:43:17,320 --> 00:43:19,840
Speaker 4: There's a really great blooper reel at the end of Sinners.

882
00:43:19,920 --> 00:43:23,080
Speaker 4: Did you stick around to the because they say they

883
00:43:23,080 --> 00:43:25,080
Speaker 4: always say stick around to the end, but you got

884
00:43:25,080 --> 00:43:25,680
Speaker 4: to stick around to.

885
00:43:25,680 --> 00:43:29,839
Speaker 3: The end end, and which I didn't do in real life.

886
00:43:29,920 --> 00:43:33,480
Speaker 3: I there's one false ending, and then the second one

887
00:43:33,520 --> 00:43:35,439
Speaker 3: I was gone for I to see it again, which

888
00:43:35,440 --> 00:43:39,520
Speaker 3: I did anyway, But somehow everyone in the theater knew

889
00:43:39,719 --> 00:43:40,440
Speaker 3: to sit there.

890
00:43:41,160 --> 00:43:44,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're online, everyone does, every single one.

891
00:43:44,719 --> 00:43:48,000
Speaker 3: Everyone. I sit now past the credits because everyone else is.

892
00:43:48,040 --> 00:43:51,040
Speaker 3: It's very we're back in a blooper real era.

893
00:43:51,239 --> 00:43:51,400
Speaker 1: You know.

894
00:43:51,480 --> 00:43:53,160
Speaker 4: I always sit to the end, to the end of

895
00:43:53,200 --> 00:43:55,640
Speaker 4: the credits, even when there's not an after credit sequence,

896
00:43:55,680 --> 00:43:57,920
Speaker 4: just because out of some sort of weird respect for

897
00:43:57,960 --> 00:44:01,839
Speaker 4: the crew. Yeah weird, but yeah, I want to see

898
00:44:01,880 --> 00:44:02,479
Speaker 4: something here.

899
00:44:02,719 --> 00:44:03,040
Speaker 3: Yeah.

900
00:44:03,239 --> 00:44:06,759
Speaker 4: I also want to make sure that no animals were harmed, right,

901
00:44:06,840 --> 00:44:09,600
Speaker 4: That's always the most important. I need that because it's like,

902
00:44:09,640 --> 00:44:11,560
Speaker 4: you know, sometimes no animals are harmed, but you know,

903
00:44:11,600 --> 00:44:14,040
Speaker 4: maybe at the rap party, a bunch of the gaffers

904
00:44:14,040 --> 00:44:14,920
Speaker 4: will fucking doggers.

905
00:44:15,400 --> 00:44:17,279
Speaker 1: Actually, they have to put it in there if that's

906
00:44:18,120 --> 00:44:18,920
Speaker 1: dog fucked.

907
00:44:19,040 --> 00:44:21,520
Speaker 5: I always need to know what kind of film they used,

908
00:44:21,800 --> 00:44:23,680
Speaker 5: and so that I stayed till the very end.

909
00:44:23,719 --> 00:44:26,400
Speaker 3: Well, you know me, I'm a real best boy head.

910
00:44:28,520 --> 00:44:31,920
Speaker 4: Do you do the thing where whenever there's somebody's nickname

911
00:44:31,960 --> 00:44:35,839
Speaker 4: and quotes, you yell that person out there, your friend.

912
00:44:36,400 --> 00:44:43,520
Speaker 3: That's great because how else would you know their nickname Shorty.

913
00:44:45,239 --> 00:44:48,200
Speaker 4: I always enjoyed going to see movies with Doug Benson.

914
00:44:48,320 --> 00:44:49,480
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, legendary.

915
00:44:49,560 --> 00:44:50,919
Speaker 4: He would do dumb ship like that.

916
00:44:51,160 --> 00:44:51,960
Speaker 1: Were you there the.

917
00:44:51,960 --> 00:44:54,800
Speaker 5: Day that we were at the Cinram Domini ran the lap?

918
00:44:54,960 --> 00:44:58,319
Speaker 4: Yes, he would just he would wait until everybody right

919
00:44:58,320 --> 00:45:00,719
Speaker 4: before the movie started. He would just get up and

920
00:45:00,760 --> 00:45:06,600
Speaker 4: he would do this full speed like pumping escaping from

921
00:45:06,600 --> 00:45:09,719
Speaker 4: an explosion, run across the perimeter of the front under

922
00:45:09,760 --> 00:45:10,200
Speaker 4: the screen.

923
00:45:10,680 --> 00:45:12,360
Speaker 1: But it was like up on a tilt, so it

924
00:45:12,360 --> 00:45:16,160
Speaker 1: almost looked like an old fashioned Olympics indoor race, you

925
00:45:16,200 --> 00:45:17,560
Speaker 1: know what I mean. So he would just like.

926
00:45:17,840 --> 00:45:20,719
Speaker 5: Come from over on the side and then race right

927
00:45:20,760 --> 00:45:25,600
Speaker 5: around also what he I think a lot of those.

928
00:45:26,520 --> 00:45:29,279
Speaker 5: This was another thing where we socialized in Pacts of

929
00:45:29,360 --> 00:45:31,840
Speaker 5: twenty two. It was so crazy where it was like

930
00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:33,440
Speaker 5: we're just going to go to the movies, We're going

931
00:45:33,520 --> 00:45:34,880
Speaker 5: to go to this, We're going to so there's always

932
00:45:34,960 --> 00:45:39,439
Speaker 5: like ten of us minimum together doing stuff during the day.

933
00:45:39,760 --> 00:45:40,640
Speaker 1: Was it was.

934
00:45:41,160 --> 00:45:43,160
Speaker 5: I feel really grateful because I feel like when I

935
00:45:43,239 --> 00:45:46,919
Speaker 5: was in LA I understood the gift I was being

936
00:45:46,960 --> 00:45:49,200
Speaker 5: given by not having to have a day job.

937
00:45:49,960 --> 00:45:51,560
Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, I somehow.

938
00:45:51,280 --> 00:45:53,080
Speaker 5: Was making it so that I didn't have to go

939
00:45:53,280 --> 00:45:55,160
Speaker 5: to a shift at any time. I could be there

940
00:45:55,200 --> 00:45:57,680
Speaker 5: for all the fun stuff. And it was just like, wow,

941
00:45:57,719 --> 00:46:00,759
Speaker 5: this is this is a miracle that I'm doing this.

942
00:46:01,000 --> 00:46:05,760
Speaker 4: Did you go to see the Godzilla, the Matthew Broderick

943
00:46:05,800 --> 00:46:08,799
Speaker 4: Godzilla with us? I don't think so could because we

944
00:46:08,880 --> 00:46:11,040
Speaker 4: went to see that. It was a bunch of us,

945
00:46:11,040 --> 00:46:14,719
Speaker 4: like Patton ken Daily and Brian and Ackerman all this.

946
00:46:15,160 --> 00:46:18,200
Speaker 4: We all went to see that bad, horrible Godzilla movie

947
00:46:18,600 --> 00:46:21,200
Speaker 4: that had the big ad campaign like his foot is

948
00:46:21,239 --> 00:46:23,880
Speaker 4: the size of this bush. It's really cool. It's a

949
00:46:23,880 --> 00:46:26,800
Speaker 4: great ad campaign. But the movie was horrible and we

950
00:46:27,239 --> 00:46:29,440
Speaker 4: all went to see it and we were very excited

951
00:46:29,480 --> 00:46:32,880
Speaker 4: to see it, but it was bad. And so after

952
00:46:32,920 --> 00:46:36,080
Speaker 4: the movie we were out in front of the Cineramadome

953
00:46:36,239 --> 00:46:39,520
Speaker 4: standing kind of like in a semicircle, just being really

954
00:46:39,760 --> 00:46:44,000
Speaker 4: sad that this horrible movie had happened to us. And

955
00:46:44,600 --> 00:46:49,680
Speaker 4: we're very quiet, and then this white limousine drives by,

956
00:46:49,800 --> 00:46:53,240
Speaker 4: heading east on Sunset, very slowly, and the back window

957
00:46:53,320 --> 00:46:57,040
Speaker 4: goes down and little Richard leans out and it goes

958
00:46:59,160 --> 00:47:01,359
Speaker 4: and then the window goes back up and it just

959
00:47:01,560 --> 00:47:04,680
Speaker 4: heads down towards the Denny's at Gower Gulf and we're

960
00:47:04,719 --> 00:47:06,360
Speaker 4: all like, yeah, a little Richard.

961
00:47:06,400 --> 00:47:06,640
Speaker 1: Wow.

962
00:47:07,040 --> 00:47:10,800
Speaker 4: It was like he knew you were sad, like ed

963
00:47:10,920 --> 00:47:15,520
Speaker 4: hewleck ed Meg. I left on Coega. Somebody needs me,

964
00:47:16,640 --> 00:47:18,080
Speaker 4: so just watched that got Zilla movie.

965
00:47:18,320 --> 00:47:20,799
Speaker 1: Oh they need real entertainment.

966
00:47:20,719 --> 00:47:24,120
Speaker 3: They need cheering up. You need a little that's the

967
00:47:24,160 --> 00:47:25,560
Speaker 3: best memory to have.

968
00:47:26,400 --> 00:47:29,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, just like like, what the fuck I.

969
00:47:29,160 --> 00:47:30,480
Speaker 1: Have a little Richard memory.

970
00:47:30,640 --> 00:47:32,680
Speaker 5: I'm sure you've heard me, dude on stage, but if

971
00:47:32,760 --> 00:47:35,759
Speaker 5: similar where we were working on the Hollywood Squares and

972
00:47:35,800 --> 00:47:37,759
Speaker 5: I went up to get lunch and I came back

973
00:47:37,800 --> 00:47:41,480
Speaker 5: down on the two floor elevator and CBS Television City

974
00:47:41,960 --> 00:47:45,120
Speaker 5: and when the floor opened, little Richard.

975
00:47:44,840 --> 00:47:46,560
Speaker 1: Who was one of the squares that day, had like

976
00:47:46,560 --> 00:47:48,439
Speaker 1: an eng crew. They were interviewing him.

977
00:47:48,840 --> 00:47:50,960
Speaker 5: But when the door's open, he turned around and looked

978
00:47:50,960 --> 00:47:52,200
Speaker 5: at me and looked down on my plate and I

979
00:47:52,200 --> 00:47:54,719
Speaker 5: had a little triangle of watermelon on the plate and

980
00:47:54,760 --> 00:47:56,680
Speaker 5: he turned and looked and it went watermelon.

981
00:47:58,719 --> 00:48:00,160
Speaker 1: I can't do it the way he did it.

982
00:48:00,040 --> 00:48:05,520
Speaker 5: But it was the most insane exciting, but also like

983
00:48:05,600 --> 00:48:07,400
Speaker 5: I was just like what do I I know?

984
00:48:07,520 --> 00:48:09,000
Speaker 1: I don't want to be in this shot. I'm not

985
00:48:09,000 --> 00:48:10,360
Speaker 1: gonna like it. It was crazy.

986
00:48:10,440 --> 00:48:12,520
Speaker 3: I didn't know he was such a spreader of joy.

987
00:48:12,680 --> 00:48:15,560
Speaker 3: Oh he's jealous. You both have had Little Richard. You know.

988
00:48:16,000 --> 00:48:18,480
Speaker 4: At CBS Television City, I was working on the Martin

989
00:48:18,560 --> 00:48:19,480
Speaker 4: Short talk show.

990
00:48:19,520 --> 00:48:21,040
Speaker 1: Oh, I was on that showy.

991
00:48:21,840 --> 00:48:25,000
Speaker 4: In nineteen ninety nine. I guess the end of ninety

992
00:48:25,080 --> 00:48:29,960
Speaker 4: nine legendary and Little Richard was the guest. And so

993
00:48:30,000 --> 00:48:31,200
Speaker 4: I was like, I'm going to go down and watch

994
00:48:31,280 --> 00:48:35,279
Speaker 4: him rehearse. So I go down and I sit. I'm

995
00:48:35,320 --> 00:48:37,759
Speaker 4: watching him rehearse, and I'm sitting like where I am,

996
00:48:37,800 --> 00:48:41,240
Speaker 4: And he's sitting where Karen is, and he's working stuff

997
00:48:41,239 --> 00:48:43,080
Speaker 4: out with the band. And did I mention in the

998
00:48:43,080 --> 00:48:46,560
Speaker 4: band his keyboard player was Billy Preston. Holy shit, So

999
00:48:46,600 --> 00:48:48,480
Speaker 4: Billy Preston is sitting right in front of me.

1000
00:48:48,560 --> 00:48:52,719
Speaker 3: Who's Billy from from the Beatles?

1001
00:48:52,840 --> 00:48:55,800
Speaker 1: He was in the Beatles, big musician?

1002
00:48:55,960 --> 00:48:58,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, nothing from Nothing leaves nothing.

1003
00:48:58,320 --> 00:49:00,160
Speaker 3: Oh, he's that guy.

1004
00:49:00,360 --> 00:49:03,120
Speaker 4: So he's playing this big Hammond B threes and he

1005
00:49:03,200 --> 00:49:06,440
Speaker 4: never plays the same thing twice. And Little Richard is

1006
00:49:06,600 --> 00:49:09,640
Speaker 4: running this medley of his songs with the band, and

1007
00:49:09,680 --> 00:49:12,560
Speaker 4: the drummer is not working out. It's a bad drummer,

1008
00:49:12,600 --> 00:49:14,480
Speaker 4: and Little Richard is kind of trying to be cool

1009
00:49:14,480 --> 00:49:18,719
Speaker 4: about it. But I just remember Little Richard will go no, no, no,

1010
00:49:18,719 --> 00:49:20,479
Speaker 4: you gotta do this, you gotta do that, and Billy

1011
00:49:20,520 --> 00:49:22,400
Speaker 4: Press would look at me and do like a little

1012
00:49:22,520 --> 00:49:25,960
Speaker 4: music sting. So we're like having a like wow, really, Preston,

1013
00:49:26,040 --> 00:49:30,400
Speaker 4: you're on heavy road. And but Little Richard was wearing

1014
00:49:30,440 --> 00:49:36,360
Speaker 4: these Beatle boots that were black velvet and diamond striped

1015
00:49:37,480 --> 00:49:39,279
Speaker 4: beetle boots. And I'm looking at him and he goes,

1016
00:49:39,640 --> 00:49:43,120
Speaker 4: you're looking at him. Up boots, my re hustle boots.

1017
00:49:43,239 --> 00:49:45,200
Speaker 4: I said, they're nice. He said, you got to see

1018
00:49:45,239 --> 00:49:50,759
Speaker 4: my show boots all diamonds. I said, yeah, I bet so.

1019
00:49:51,200 --> 00:49:54,440
Speaker 4: I come dowfter the show and his show boots all diamonds,

1020
00:49:54,719 --> 00:49:59,560
Speaker 4: all diamond beetle boots. Oh that's right, because you caused.

1021
00:49:59,239 --> 00:50:02,280
Speaker 1: The Beatle you are the reason.

1022
00:50:02,560 --> 00:50:04,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was something else.

1023
00:50:04,160 --> 00:50:10,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't have a rich Yeah did you you

1024
00:50:10,120 --> 00:50:14,760
Speaker 3: guys have met had little Richards. I have a big

1025
00:50:14,880 --> 00:50:17,399
Speaker 3: history with rich little I don't.

1026
00:50:17,520 --> 00:50:19,640
Speaker 4: I have a Fred Travelina story. That's about it.

1027
00:50:20,400 --> 00:50:20,600
Speaker 3: You know.

1028
00:50:21,000 --> 00:50:24,960
Speaker 4: Patton and Sarah Silverman and I were on Greg Proop's

1029
00:50:24,960 --> 00:50:26,880
Speaker 4: talk showed or his game show. Do you remember that

1030
00:50:26,920 --> 00:50:28,400
Speaker 4: game show is called Versus.

1031
00:50:28,800 --> 00:50:30,040
Speaker 3: I remember it and it.

1032
00:50:30,040 --> 00:50:34,600
Speaker 4: Was like two teams of extremes, like basketball players versus jockeys.

1033
00:50:34,960 --> 00:50:37,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's before I did comedy. What was that on?

1034
00:50:38,640 --> 00:50:38,960
Speaker 3: I think it was.

1035
00:50:39,040 --> 00:50:40,600
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was a game show network.

1036
00:50:40,680 --> 00:50:41,360
Speaker 3: Oh that's great.

1037
00:50:42,080 --> 00:50:44,960
Speaker 4: But it was me and Patton and Sarah Silverman. We

1038
00:50:44,960 --> 00:50:49,480
Speaker 4: were the alternative comics versus the comedy legends, and it

1039
00:50:49,520 --> 00:50:53,720
Speaker 4: was Shelley Berman, Fred Travelina and Kippa Dotta no Wow.

1040
00:50:54,080 --> 00:50:58,080
Speaker 4: And it was supposed to be Charlie Kallis not Kippadata.

1041
00:50:58,239 --> 00:51:01,160
Speaker 4: But that's why Patt and I were like Charlie, but

1042
00:51:01,200 --> 00:51:03,520
Speaker 4: then he canceled and then we got Kippadata.

1043
00:51:03,600 --> 00:51:07,040
Speaker 3: So it was a bloodbag you won, right now? Yeah?

1044
00:51:07,080 --> 00:51:10,480
Speaker 4: Actually we did. I still have the luggage, is that true? Yeah?

1045
00:51:10,480 --> 00:51:11,200
Speaker 4: We won luggage.

1046
00:51:11,280 --> 00:51:13,280
Speaker 1: Oh that's great, that's really good.

1047
00:51:13,400 --> 00:51:15,279
Speaker 3: What a perfect nineties thing to win.

1048
00:51:15,440 --> 00:51:17,799
Speaker 4: And we would do stuff like like we would we

1049
00:51:17,840 --> 00:51:20,759
Speaker 4: would switch our name tags between the commercial breaks, like

1050
00:51:20,800 --> 00:51:22,840
Speaker 4: I'd have Sarah and Patton would.

1051
00:51:22,680 --> 00:51:26,320
Speaker 3: Have Blade and then the legend to go to alt.

1052
00:51:27,440 --> 00:51:30,120
Speaker 4: Yeah. But then as soon as they got hold and

1053
00:51:30,160 --> 00:51:31,800
Speaker 4: then this guy would come over with the headset and

1054
00:51:31,840 --> 00:51:34,040
Speaker 4: he just take wouldn't even look at us, just take

1055
00:51:34,040 --> 00:51:35,759
Speaker 4: our name tags and put him on the right show.

1056
00:51:35,800 --> 00:51:40,000
Speaker 1: Oh it's so mad. You're like, do you remember comedy?

1057
00:51:40,200 --> 00:51:41,360
Speaker 1: As he stands there.

1058
00:51:42,080 --> 00:51:46,240
Speaker 4: I knew they were doing their job. Shelley Berman was cool.

1059
00:51:46,239 --> 00:51:51,200
Speaker 4: He had this Paisley suit on and and the crowds

1060
00:51:51,200 --> 00:51:54,319
Speaker 4: are like kids, they don't know who Shelley Burman is.

1061
00:51:55,280 --> 00:51:57,040
Speaker 4: But then he would kind of go out. He had

1062
00:51:57,080 --> 00:52:02,400
Speaker 4: like the big pink easter egg wet old man eyes coming.

1063
00:52:02,920 --> 00:52:05,600
Speaker 4: But he would just go out like during the stop

1064
00:52:05,640 --> 00:52:07,359
Speaker 4: sets and talk to the kids. And the kids are

1065
00:52:07,400 --> 00:52:10,200
Speaker 4: like this an't mean. At the end of the show,

1066
00:52:10,239 --> 00:52:12,840
Speaker 4: they loved him. Oh that's super cool.

1067
00:52:13,320 --> 00:52:15,680
Speaker 1: Yeah he's a real I mean that guy knows what

1068
00:52:15,680 --> 00:52:19,000
Speaker 1: he's doing. Yeah he's yeah, Oh that's great.

1069
00:52:19,000 --> 00:52:23,360
Speaker 5: A legend, probably not even joking, vaudeville legend, right, like

1070
00:52:23,480 --> 00:52:24,760
Speaker 5: got to start at least.

1071
00:52:25,000 --> 00:52:27,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's somewhere back near there.

1072
00:52:27,239 --> 00:52:29,480
Speaker 4: Early twentieth century guy, and he got he's the one

1073
00:52:29,520 --> 00:52:32,960
Speaker 4: that got in trouble for like talking on the phone,

1074
00:52:33,040 --> 00:52:35,840
Speaker 4: calling the audience a bunch of you know, jerks or

1075
00:52:35,880 --> 00:52:38,680
Speaker 4: whatever it was. I can't remember. The details, but he

1076
00:52:38,760 --> 00:52:39,080
Speaker 4: was right.

1077
00:52:39,239 --> 00:52:41,000
Speaker 3: It was probably not the word jerks.

1078
00:52:41,320 --> 00:52:47,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, it h it's from a country, a certain country

1079
00:52:47,520 --> 00:52:47,960
Speaker 1: I don't like.

1080
00:52:48,040 --> 00:52:49,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, catskill pronunciation.

1081
00:52:52,400 --> 00:52:54,120
Speaker 1: Well, Blaine, this has been such a delight.

1082
00:52:54,400 --> 00:52:55,000
Speaker 3: Or are we done?

1083
00:52:55,080 --> 00:52:56,120
Speaker 1: We're almost done.

1084
00:52:56,160 --> 00:52:56,680
Speaker 4: We're doing it.

1085
00:52:56,800 --> 00:52:59,719
Speaker 3: Yeah, we take a higher vocal tone as we wrap.

1086
00:53:00,480 --> 00:53:01,840
Speaker 1: But is there anything you want to.

1087
00:53:04,080 --> 00:53:04,120
Speaker 4: Do?

1088
00:53:04,320 --> 00:53:05,360
Speaker 3: Anything to plant?

1089
00:53:08,680 --> 00:53:16,120
Speaker 1: I'm doing Kevin McDonald impression. I forget.

1090
00:53:16,520 --> 00:53:18,440
Speaker 4: You know, I'm gonna be a hosting. I don't know

1091
00:53:18,440 --> 00:53:23,120
Speaker 4: when this airs. Valentine's Day. I am hosting Lucevavoom at

1092
00:53:23,160 --> 00:53:25,080
Speaker 4: the Fox Theater in Pomona.

1093
00:53:25,239 --> 00:53:27,480
Speaker 3: We could have had a whole conversation about luv.

1094
00:53:27,880 --> 00:53:29,920
Speaker 1: Yeah we should have. Karen, you did blush.

1095
00:53:30,760 --> 00:53:33,399
Speaker 5: That was probably one of the worst things I've ever done.

1096
00:53:33,560 --> 00:53:36,120
Speaker 5: But I had the best time. But I literally didn't

1097
00:53:36,120 --> 00:53:38,200
Speaker 5: say a word. I didn't know what to say. I

1098
00:53:38,320 --> 00:53:41,600
Speaker 5: was only an audience member. But it was so much fun.

1099
00:53:41,880 --> 00:53:44,040
Speaker 4: I remember you took your purse on stage, like Ella

1100
00:53:44,080 --> 00:53:47,840
Speaker 4: Fitzgerald with you the whole time.

1101
00:53:48,160 --> 00:53:51,839
Speaker 5: Yeah, well, I mean it's that that was such a

1102
00:53:52,000 --> 00:53:54,399
Speaker 5: I was like I had written some stuff down of like, oh,

1103
00:53:54,440 --> 00:53:56,880
Speaker 5: here's wrestling terms you could throw in there and make

1104
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Speaker 5: it look like you know what you're talking about.

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Speaker 1: So plex God, you sidebarred that guy or whatever.

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Speaker 3: But it's wid.

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Speaker 5: I literally my brain wasn't working because there was grown

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Speaker 5: men in like underpants throwing each other all over the place,

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Speaker 5: where I was like, what it.

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Speaker 1: I can't believe this was. I mean, that's true, that

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Speaker 1: is my business.

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Speaker 3: But yeah, you're so good. I forgot how great you

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Speaker 3: were after you. Yeah, and I didn't know you. I

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Speaker 3: made fun of the wrong things like character of choice

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Speaker 3: and costumes. They wanted to kill me, and maybe remembered

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Speaker 3: because we did another segment where I went to their

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Speaker 3: practice space and let them clothesline me and body slam

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Speaker 3: me and I needed a neck brace at the end.

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Speaker 3: But I knew it was going to be good for television.

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Speaker 3: And they beat the shit out of me. I'd full

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Speaker 3: on handprints all over my body that turned to bruises.

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Speaker 3: It was they beat the shit out of me, and

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Speaker 3: I always wanted you to know about that.

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Speaker 4: You know, I saw them be Jay Johnson, you know

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Speaker 4: J six Johnson. Oh wow, he played uh that's one

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Speaker 4: of my kids jokes, J six. But he he was

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Speaker 4: They set him up to be a comedian that the

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Speaker 4: that the wrestlers would attack, and so he's like yelling

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Speaker 4: stuff at the wrestlers, and this wrestler named Disco Machine

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Speaker 4: came up and was supposed to, you know, like fake

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Speaker 4: punch him and take him in the ring and do

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Speaker 4: a bunch of things. But he came up and he's

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Speaker 4: right next to me, and Disco Machine just started punching

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Speaker 4: him full force in the head like five or six times,

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Speaker 4: and then dragged him into the ring and they just

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Speaker 4: they just ragged all of the guy. And he was

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Speaker 4: like he was like I was, I was kind of

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Speaker 4: trying to go along with it, but really hurt.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, but they were like, were you first time in

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00:55:46,560 --> 00:55:47,799
Speaker 4: the ring? You got to get jumped in?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, maybe not.

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Speaker 1: You're like, no, that's gangs. Don't don't.

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Speaker 4: That's why I don't want Kindler doing it. Andy Kindler killed?

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Speaker 1: What else?

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Speaker 5: Anything else you need to plug? I mean, luchavvoom is

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Speaker 5: a kind of evergreen tag, right.

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Speaker 4: Voom evergreen plug And you can listen to me play

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Speaker 4: Dungeons and Dragons with Brian Posain and friends on the

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Speaker 4: nerd Poker podcast. Oh that's great, nice one, which is

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Speaker 4: always a lot of fun and I do stand up.

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Speaker 4: Just to check your local listings, dates and times.

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Speaker 5: Blanka Patch one of truly the best stand up comedians

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Speaker 5: ever to have lived in.

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Speaker 3: Your in your TV guide right now, check your local.

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Speaker 4: Listings and watch your windowsills.

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Speaker 3: You're the best.

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Speaker 1: Thank Hey, Thanks Plaine, Thank you for having me.

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Speaker 3: You've been listening to Do You Need to Ride?

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Speaker 6: D y n a R.

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Speaker 3: This has been an exactly right production.

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Speaker 1: Our senior producer is Annalise Nelson.

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Speaker 3: Mixed by Edson Troy.

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Speaker 1: Our talent booker is Patrick Cotner.

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Speaker 3: Theme song by Karen Kilgarriff.

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Speaker 1: Artwork by Chris fair Banks.

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Speaker 5: Follow the show on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook at dinar

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Speaker 5: podcast That's d y n ar Podcast.

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Speaker 3: For more information, go to exactly rightmedia dot com. Thank you,

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Speaker 3: Oh You're welcome