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Speaker 1: on now because it's The Jewil Show. And Hi, I'm

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Speaker 1: Don Dingleburger. Hello, and I'm your host for today's Stupid

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Speaker 1: Internet Questions. It is the most exciting game show in

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Speaker 1: the universe. It's Stupid Internet Questions, where we ask you

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Speaker 1: the question that everybody's debating on the dot com today,

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Speaker 1: and today's is a doozy Oh speaking of Doozy's no,

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Speaker 1: I'm Don Dingleburger and it's time come on Stupid Internet Questions.

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Speaker 1: Call us up right now eight eight eight three four

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Speaker 1: Internet Question. Here we go. I'm done Dingelburger. Welcome to

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Speaker 1: the show. Today's stup Internet question is this, do you

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Speaker 1: prefer the fitted sheet, top sheet or both? Oh, that's

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Speaker 1: what people are debating today on the internet. It's a

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Speaker 1: slow internet day. A very adult question. Do you prefer

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Speaker 1: the fitted sheet, top sheet or both? This is Alex.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna go first, and I would prefer just the

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Speaker 1: fitted sheet. I don't like the top sheet. It gets

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Speaker 1: in the way, It gets like scrunched up, and it

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Speaker 1: gets super annoying and I can't handle it. Okay, Christian

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Speaker 1: shake in his head. Yes, yep, you're a green Christian. Yep.

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Speaker 1: And I'm glad about that because I felt like I

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Speaker 1: was the only one in the world that didn't use

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Speaker 1: a top sheet. Oh really yeah, so yeah, Christian. Here,

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Speaker 1: whenever I like get a new set of sheets, I

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Speaker 1: will literally just throw the top sheet away because I'm

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Speaker 1: never going to use it, like I like the fitted sheet.

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Speaker 1: And then the comforter on top of that, Yeah, you

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Speaker 1: use a sheet for something else. I have no use

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Speaker 1: for it. It just gets in the way in the park.

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Speaker 1: You could eye holes out of it and walk around

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Speaker 1: your apartment and pretend you're a goot. So why would

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Speaker 1: you get rid of the sheet you can paint it. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: y'all have all these ideas so much. Call us up

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Speaker 1: to day three four three one six one text in

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Speaker 1: form and from the stupid Internet questions. And today's question

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Speaker 1: is do you prefer the fitted sheet, top sheet or both?

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Speaker 1: Be it? Hey, it's Bennett's and I don't know what

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Speaker 1: y'all are talking about. It depends on what's gonna happen

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Speaker 1: on the bed. You know what they say, you need

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Speaker 1: a lady in the streets, but in the sheets, okay,

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Speaker 1: And if you're gonna have this freaking no sheet, you

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Speaker 1: better have the top sheet and the bottom sheet in

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Speaker 1: your sheets. No, Because one, you gotta clean up, so

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Speaker 1: you just take that sheet off. But also when it's

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Speaker 1: cleaning like sheets, okay, sorry, it's for a very particular thing,

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Speaker 1: don't worry about Oh okay, I'll consider that next time.

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Speaker 1: But there's not a better feeling than pulling over like

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Speaker 1: crisp cool, that top sheet over when you're like cuddling

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Speaker 1: watching a movie comfort. What about when the top sheet

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Speaker 1: like that is over you, but then the comforter is

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Speaker 1: like on your feet and that feels weird because eight

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Speaker 1: o six one. When you're in a hotel, you know,

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Speaker 1: the fitted sheets on a hotel bed. There's no harder

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Speaker 1: even get them up, to even get under anything. It's

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Speaker 1: not that serious. Pulled them back us. This is a serious, yes,

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Speaker 1: do you know how hard it is to pull back

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Speaker 1: sheet that move the mattress over? A little completely lost

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Speaker 1: to break in. Sorry, so that I can say this

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Speaker 1: is stupid Internet questions and maybe take a call. But

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Speaker 1: I've got to say I had no idea that today's

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Speaker 1: stupid Internet question would be such a passionately debatable. I

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Speaker 1: saw today's stupid Internet question do you prefer fitted sheet,

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Speaker 1: top sheet or both? And I was like, okay, that

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Speaker 1: could be. Yeah, we'll see how this goes. And wow,

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Speaker 1: this is the most passionate I've seen this room. We'll

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Speaker 1: let up. It's a barn burner today for stupid Internet questions,

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Speaker 1: are you Charlotte? Charlotte, that's my daughter? Oh, oh, okay, dad,

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Speaker 1: who are you? Then? I'm her father? Kyle. Hey, Charlotte's

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Speaker 1: Kyle Charlott's dad. So Kyle, real quick before we go

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Speaker 1: our station the number one preset on your radio? That's

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Speaker 1: a new rule on the show. If you would have

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Speaker 1: said no, I had to hang up on you. You

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Speaker 1: then we'll take your phone call. So go ahead, and

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Speaker 1: Kyle Charlotte's dad, what is it for you? Top sheet?

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Speaker 1: But not first just lay it down, because trying to

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Speaker 1: fold that thing is like working out a root. That

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Speaker 1: what I was gonna say, accomplishment it n I know, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I was gonna say that, dude, Like finash, sheets are

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Speaker 1: so hard to fold it's impossible. I hate that. I

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Speaker 1: like having we figured out something better to do with

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Speaker 1: sheets as humans. Yes, they have approved flying cars. They

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Speaker 1: production in the next few months. We're gonna have flying cars,

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Speaker 1: and we're still dealing with the stupid Spandex or whatever

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Speaker 1: on the corner of these sheets that you can't fold. Actually,

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Speaker 1: I learn how to fold it right well, how there's

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Speaker 1: a video to show you how it's one of those

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Speaker 1: do it. I know I couldn't show you if I

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