WEBVTT - Time Flies When You're Completely Engaged

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<v Speaker 1>Broadcasting live from the Abraham Lincoln Radio Studio the George

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<v Speaker 1>Washington Broadcast Center, Jack Armstrong and Joe.

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<v Speaker 2>Ketty Armstrong and Jatiety and know He Armstrong and Yeddy.

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<v Speaker 2>For some reason this popped into my mind. Joe and

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<v Speaker 2>I were talking during the commercials about humidity. This is

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<v Speaker 2>the sort of things we talk about during the commercial.

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<v Speaker 1>Doesn't sound all like a couple of old guys, does it.

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<v Speaker 2>It's solid humid. My feet hurt? To your feet hurt?

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<v Speaker 2>Is it always this humid? I told the story many times.

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<v Speaker 2>We left our family vacation last year early because it

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<v Speaker 2>was so hot in Florida in August. We ended up

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<v Speaker 2>flying up to New York and doing different stuff. But anyway,

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<v Speaker 2>my oldest son said the other day he said, that

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<v Speaker 2>was my favorite vacation we've ever been on because we

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<v Speaker 2>did a lot of fun stuff. And my younger son said,

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<v Speaker 2>I liked the We did a road trip vacation before

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<v Speaker 2>last week, drove clear across South Dakota and and different

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<v Speaker 2>stuff Wyoming. But it was just on the got a

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<v Speaker 2>you know, working on a vacation for this year and

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<v Speaker 2>just thinking about, you know, the memories you create with

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<v Speaker 2>your family and for your kids that they'll have the

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<v Speaker 2>rest of their lives and all that sort of stuff. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>and your kids are grown up already, Joe. How quickly

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<v Speaker 2>it goes by? I mean, I mean, I know everybody

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<v Speaker 2>says that. I know everybody says that, But it's still

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<v Speaker 2>truer than that. It's still truer than the fact that

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<v Speaker 2>everybody says it. You think you got, well, I got

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<v Speaker 2>eighteen years before they're you know, even adults. It goes

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<v Speaker 2>by so freaking fast. True, What is that trick of

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<v Speaker 2>the brain where on a day by day basis, I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>it's it's grueling, especially when they're younger, but it goes

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<v Speaker 2>by so fast. That period of time where you're walking

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<v Speaker 2>down the sidewalk holding their hand and everything is amazing

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<v Speaker 2>to them, is like that law.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, so true. I think it's a variation on

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<v Speaker 1>the old saying time flies when you're having fun. I

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<v Speaker 1>would say time flies when you're completely engaged in what

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<v Speaker 1>you're doing. It's like, you know, we've both worked jobs

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<v Speaker 1>of drudgery and physical labor and humiliatingly low wages, and

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<v Speaker 1>if you are busy at that miserable job, that's so

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<v Speaker 1>much better than not being busy. If you're standing around

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<v Speaker 1>board and you hate your job, that's the worst thing.

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<v Speaker 2>And then the age thing that nobody's ever quite figured

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<v Speaker 2>out why it works that way for as you get older.

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<v Speaker 2>But like my son, who's going to be a junior,

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<v Speaker 2>he's got two years of high school left, and he

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<v Speaker 2>hates school the way I hated school, unfortunately. But I

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<v Speaker 2>remember thinking two years was just you might as well

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<v Speaker 2>say a thousand years. It was so long when you're

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<v Speaker 2>that age. And I told me, I wish I could

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<v Speaker 2>give you you know what two years feels like for me?

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<v Speaker 2>For me, two years feels like six months. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>My daughter, who is very bright and well adjusted Delaney,

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<v Speaker 1>in spite of my best efforts, at one point is

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<v Speaker 1>she was contemplating her future. Said, you know, at the

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<v Speaker 1>end of law school, I'll be like twenty six and

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<v Speaker 1>a half. And I'm like, ah, yeah, I can't remember.

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<v Speaker 1>Can twenty six year olds.

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<v Speaker 2>Drive or walk or walk?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>That's ryan, You're not that young. But you're young, so

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<v Speaker 1>it's fine. But you're right, You're one hundred percent right.

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<v Speaker 1>And before we get to clips of the week, I

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<v Speaker 1>just I've almost got this down.

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<v Speaker 4>Buffaloed Buffalo buffalo buffaloed buffalo buffaloed buffalo buffalo. I got it,

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<v Speaker 4>I got the emphasis right.

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<v Speaker 2>So you got to post that somewhere because I think

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<v Speaker 2>it's better in print where you can look at it

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<v Speaker 2>and try to digest it.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna have to write it out and explain it,

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<v Speaker 1>but yeah, yeah, yeah. We got a note from Scott

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<v Speaker 1>that the term buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo

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<v Speaker 1>buffalo is grammatically correct and means the bison from Buffalo

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<v Speaker 1>that are bullied by other bison from Buffalo also bully

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<v Speaker 1>bison from Buffalo. I respectfully disagreed. You need some past

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<v Speaker 1>tense and at least one dash in there, But.

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<v Speaker 4>Buffalo to buffalo, buffalo, buffaloed buffalo buffaloed buffalo buffalo is

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<v Speaker 4>actually grammatically correct.

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<v Speaker 2>But yes, I will post it in print. The capitalization

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<v Speaker 2>matters too, it reeks of the lamp. I just came

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<v Speaker 2>across that phrase last night, But pardon me.

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<v Speaker 1>I like that almost as much as it insists on itself,

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<v Speaker 1>exists upon it as a review, itists insists upon itself.

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<v Speaker 2>I came across this last night. I'm starting to write,

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<v Speaker 2>and I'm wanting to do that like trying to get

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<v Speaker 2>in the habit of writing of it regular fabulous and

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<v Speaker 2>that I like, I play musical instruments every single day.

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<v Speaker 2>I've never been able to consistently write, so I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 2>try to build the habit of writing on a regular basis. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 2>So I've been watching a lot of and reading a

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<v Speaker 2>lot about writers and writing and stuff like that. And

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<v Speaker 2>Martin Amos quoted Samuel Johnson about overwriting. I mean, because

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<v Speaker 2>you got to rewrite and rewrite and rewrite, but at

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<v Speaker 2>some point you know it's perfect and now you're only

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<v Speaker 2>doing damage.

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<v Speaker 1>That's one of the best tricks to writing. And Samuel,

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<v Speaker 1>you stop painting. Same with music and uh.

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<v Speaker 2>And Samuel Johnson had a phrase of it, reeks of

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<v Speaker 2>the lamp as you stayed up too long, too late

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<v Speaker 2>adjusting it. I mean you over wrote it. Yeah, which

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<v Speaker 2>is a good phrase, Reeks of the lamp. Yeah. Wow,

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<v Speaker 2>that's funny. Boy.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, the whole buffalo buffalo thing. Does Reek of the

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<v Speaker 1>Lamp put it away?

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<v Speaker 2>Son? All right, it's the beloved Friday tradition. Let's do it.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's take a fond look back at the week that was.

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<v Speaker 1>It's cal clips of the Week.

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<v Speaker 2>Anonymous. You call, we can save this.

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<v Speaker 5>It's possible to land this plane. But right now CBS News,

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<v Speaker 5>in my view, is on fire, fire, Where's going?

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<v Speaker 6>Part of our thesis here is that people do not

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<v Speaker 6>want their candidates grown in fasts.

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<v Speaker 2>P hustle, P hustle.

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<v Speaker 4>Redemption is not just some simple or easy destination.

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<v Speaker 5>It's a journey.

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<v Speaker 7>What kind of a creeper has been on a decade

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<v Speaker 7>on a platform like kick?

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<v Speaker 6>I said, none of this swell or should stop him

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<v Speaker 6>from coming us centator, I'm Sarah himself.

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<v Speaker 1>Is this perfectly amiable for completely unaccomplished establishment non entity?

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<v Speaker 1>Consumer prices with food and energy included rose four point

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<v Speaker 1>two percent.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what I really love? I love the inflation.

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<v Speaker 3>A little company that started in a warehouse in El

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<v Speaker 3>Segundo is now going public for the it was the

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<v Speaker 3>largest IPO that ever.

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<v Speaker 7>To be fair, I'm not crooked, but well, you play

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<v Speaker 7>right into the hands.

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<v Speaker 2>You're either crooked or you're stupid. Thank you, darling. Have

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<v Speaker 2>we good esser President? Let's please I travel all the

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<v Speaker 2>way to Wisconsin.

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<v Speaker 3>We hit them hard yesterday and we're going to hit

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<v Speaker 3>him again hard today.

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<v Speaker 8>And he said we'll bomb the s out of them.

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<v Speaker 2>And it's just tap tap tap. Instead, they're going to

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<v Speaker 2>have tap tap tap bombs dropping on key facilities in Iran.

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<v Speaker 9>But the straits have been open for a number of

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<v Speaker 9>months already and you just didn't know about it.

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<v Speaker 3>We have a signing.

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<v Speaker 2>And the documents.

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<v Speaker 9>You're in pretty final shape.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not a corporate ride.

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<v Speaker 3>Continuous cool, got no good.

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<v Speaker 2>But it's gone. Let's gone. It's gone. Godlo Maratha Garden.

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<v Speaker 2>They can't pull leaf it. It's Clips of the Week.

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<v Speaker 1>Mike Hanson, executive producer, with a brilliant job on Clips

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<v Speaker 1>of the Week as always.

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<v Speaker 2>Will they be anybody at the Spurs game tomorrow? I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know if any If a fan fight even go,

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<v Speaker 2>I think the players should just forfeit. After the other night,

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<v Speaker 2>it's call it good so the world's worst male voice.

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<v Speaker 1>Every time I hear it, my skin crawls.

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<v Speaker 2>It's pretty funny. I don't think. Just disqualifiz So he

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<v Speaker 2>worked in the plant nepaign. We never did play good

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<v Speaker 2>to the bastard. Yeah, we never did play the Platner's

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<v Speaker 2>acceptance speech and stuff like that earlier this week, but

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<v Speaker 2>you heard a little bit of it there. It was good.

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<v Speaker 2>It was really good. So if Susan Collins, the Republican

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<v Speaker 2>sitting senator, has oppo research, I suggest you dump it

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<v Speaker 2>when the appropriate time comes. Because he ain't gonna be

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<v Speaker 2>a pushover. No, he's a.

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<v Speaker 1>Forceful and articulate, one hundred percent a charismatic guy. Just

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<v Speaker 1>don't become his girlfriend, or don't burgle is bad.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay. I don't know if you've heard this.

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<v Speaker 1>He has a unique system of justice for burglars.

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<v Speaker 2>KRTB. Keep raping those burglars. You'd see him there coming

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<v Speaker 2>at you with his sharpened action, and you'd think, well,

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<v Speaker 2>I guess that's the worst of it.

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<v Speaker 1>Nope, nope, you ever seen pulp fiction?

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<v Speaker 3>Son?

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<v Speaker 2>All right?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, and then the other, speaking of weird voices, play

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<v Speaker 1>get ready to play twelve Michael, This is a guy

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<v Speaker 1>who is inside of Walmart bizarrely, some troubled young man.

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<v Speaker 1>I think he's mentally ill judging. I just he looked

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<v Speaker 1>mentally ill to me. He set fire to an entire

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<v Speaker 1>display of bras.

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<v Speaker 2>Now.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if he's like a free the Nipple

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<v Speaker 1>activist or just like some loose or is completely nuts.

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<v Speaker 1>But so he sets this fire inside of Walmart and

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<v Speaker 1>the alarms are going off, and here's how one fellow reacted.

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<v Speaker 2>He can't make this out. Look at this, I mean

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<v Speaker 2>Walmart and written, he's on fire. Where's going? Why the

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<v Speaker 2>Mickey Mouse voice? Hey kids?

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<v Speaker 1>It's like, oh my god, is this an earthquake? What

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<v Speaker 1>are we supposed to do?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know what to do. I don't want to

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<v Speaker 2>get hurt. Why would you do that? Go falsetto saw

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<v Speaker 2>a couple of flames when all mister Bill, I have

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<v Speaker 2>no idea.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no.

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<v Speaker 2>More to come. Well, we're playing a lot of audio,

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<v Speaker 2>but you know, it's Friday, it's summer, we're barely working.

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<v Speaker 2>I think it fulfills our contractual obligations to play this. Also,

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<v Speaker 2>Michaelangelo has said this Bill Birthing really fits in with

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<v Speaker 2>what we were talking about with kids growing up faster

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<v Speaker 2>than that sort of stuff, So why not play it here?

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<v Speaker 8>Life could pass you by, it happens, you know, you

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<v Speaker 8>just keep living and living and living. You know what

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<v Speaker 8>it is you basically got I think you got like

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<v Speaker 8>twenty five thirty years to absorb as much as you can,

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<v Speaker 8>and then that's it. That's all you know, because right

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<v Speaker 8>around then you get married and it's over right.

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<v Speaker 10>You have a couple of kids. You're sucked in the bubble.

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<v Speaker 10>You don't have time to pay attention to what's going

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<v Speaker 10>on on the world. You just suck with these kids. Eh,

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<v Speaker 10>don't be a stereo killer. Don't touch that. You're just

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<v Speaker 10>sucking that. You have three, four kids. That is a

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<v Speaker 10>twenty five year sentence trying to get them all through college.

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<v Speaker 10>Society just keeps going. You get the last month through college,

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<v Speaker 10>you step back out of the bubble.

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<v Speaker 2>Just you don't know what happened.

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<v Speaker 10>You're not even paying attention. You go back to your

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<v Speaker 10>old record collection.

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<v Speaker 2>Baby, even have an over Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, back

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<v Speaker 2>into the real world. I have the opposite thing, because

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<v Speaker 2>I was talking to something about this yesday. Because I

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<v Speaker 2>didn't have kids, so I was forty five, so I

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<v Speaker 2>don't have Uh. I didn't delay all the things that

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<v Speaker 2>I wanted to do. I wish I would have, but

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't delay all the things I wanted to do,

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<v Speaker 2>so that you know, I had, I had more stuff

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<v Speaker 2>than jam in there. But I get his point. Mm hmm, yeah. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I wouldn't call it a sentence by any stretch of

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<v Speaker 1>the imagination.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh no, absolutely not. Yeah, I already dread when it's

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<v Speaker 2>over with the combination of if it doesn't end, something's

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<v Speaker 2>gone wrong. So that's a weird contradiction coming up.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to get to this, Is Mexico safe enough

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<v Speaker 1>to go to the World Cup?

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<v Speaker 2>Uh?

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<v Speaker 1>The answer is probably yeah, But the reasons why are

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<v Speaker 1>just crazy interesting. It's amazing how little we pay attention

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<v Speaker 1>to the half a narco state unstable critical trading partner

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<v Speaker 1>that's right over there.

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<v Speaker 2>My neighbors are going to Mexico City on vacation this summer.

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<v Speaker 2>I went to Mexico City twenty years ago in vacation.

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<v Speaker 2>It was really, really awesome, very interesting. Got a fantastic

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<v Speaker 2>piece by a great writer named Matthew Continetti about how

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<v Speaker 2>it's around the two hundred and fiftieth anniversary looking back

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<v Speaker 2>on the bi centennial fifty years ago, how nostalgia warps

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<v Speaker 2>you into believing things are so much we're so much

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<v Speaker 2>better than they are and they are now and that's

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<v Speaker 2>a distortion and blah blah blah. It's really interesting. We'll

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<v Speaker 2>get to that later. To stick around Mexico, ladies and gentlemen,

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<v Speaker 2>Mexico defeats some country you've never heard of in soccer

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<v Speaker 2>for the World Cup of the opening match there at

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<v Speaker 2>As Texas Stadium. Is that the name of ours? One

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<v Speaker 2>of the most legendary stadiums in the world.

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<v Speaker 1>Indeed, Yeah, yeah, yeah, I bet that's a hell of

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<v Speaker 1>an atmosphere.

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<v Speaker 2>Fun yeah, So the toneless tune of the Usela.

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<v Speaker 1>So a couple of journalists approaching the question of whether

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<v Speaker 1>Mexico is safe enough given the cartel nuttiness lately.

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<v Speaker 2>To go to the World Cup, To fly into Mexico

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<v Speaker 2>City and go to a soccer match, I wouldn't hesitate

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<v Speaker 2>at all, but.

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<v Speaker 1>Neither would Neither would I, although they're also having big

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<v Speaker 1>matches in the suburbs of Guadalajara, where manicured lawns sit

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<v Speaker 1>near high end shopping centers and eighty nine bags of

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<v Speaker 1>human remains have been found in the past year dumped

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<v Speaker 1>in ravines are dug up from unmarked graves and a

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<v Speaker 1>few miles from those discovery soccer plan fans will pour

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<v Speaker 1>into the big Akron Stadium outside.

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<v Speaker 2>Guadalajara for World Cup matches, blah blah blah, and.

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<v Speaker 1>They go into the four Months of violence, spasm of violence,

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<v Speaker 1>cartel violence that paralyzed Guadalajara and the surrounding state of Jalisco.

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<v Speaker 2>I used to ride my motorcycle around Mexico, and I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know as i'd be it'd be comfortable doing that

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<v Speaker 2>now as I used to. But I always just think

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<v Speaker 2>back when I used to do it, people tell me, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>it's way too dangerous to do it down there. I

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<v Speaker 2>never had anything that came within one hundred miles of

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<v Speaker 2>even being sketchy while I was in Mexico. But things

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<v Speaker 2>are worse now than they were then.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I don't doubt it. I would add that you

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<v Speaker 1>were aware of. But anyway, I've got a friend who

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<v Speaker 1>got the perfect window to go to Cairo, Egypt, and

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<v Speaker 1>then Israel, including Jerusalem and and just all the holy.

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<v Speaker 2>Sites and everything.

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<v Speaker 1>He said, we had to cancel this several times because

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<v Speaker 1>I couldn't go before we went, and then I couldn't

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<v Speaker 1>go now. But so I got so lucky, and I think,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, at times Mexico is the same as kind

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<v Speaker 1>of up and down in terms of the situation. But anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>I thought this was super interesting. Tyler Cowan, who's a writer, thinker, economists,

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<v Speaker 1>a bunch of stuff, and he writes for The Free

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<v Speaker 1>press has been to Mexico dozens and dozens of times,

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<v Speaker 1>and his stuff, and I wish we had time for it.

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<v Speaker 1>But he's talking about how murder and Mayhem ruled the

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<v Speaker 1>Mexican ruled. After the Mexican government took out remember Elmentcho,

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<v Speaker 1>the leader of the powerful Hallisto New Generation cartel, the

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<v Speaker 1>cartel's response was swift and violent, most notably in taurist

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<v Speaker 1>hotspot Porta Vayarta, which used to be off limits.

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<v Speaker 2>Bah bah uh.

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<v Speaker 1>And then he goes into the entire history of the

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<v Speaker 1>country of Mexico is not being a coherent state. They've

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<v Speaker 1>never been a so coherent united country.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow.

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<v Speaker 1>And so it kind of just moves in waves like

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<v Speaker 1>we're talking about. But he said, yeah, I absolutely go

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<v Speaker 1>to the World Cup, but I wouldn't like to venture

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<v Speaker 1>into the countryside.

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<v Speaker 2>Similar to Cuba. If they could ever get their act together,

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<v Speaker 2>they'd be such a tourist. Valhalla, Oh yeah, it's a

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<v Speaker 2>gorgeous place.

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<v Speaker 6>Armstrong and Getty.

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<v Speaker 7>The Congressional baseball game was one last night by the Republicans.

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<v Speaker 7>He defeated the Democrats eleven to two. And I'm not

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<v Speaker 7>saying they cheated, but I'm pretty sure there's no Senator

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<v Speaker 7>Otani from South Dakota.

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<v Speaker 2>That's amazing. There was a spectacular catch by one of

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<v Speaker 2>the Republicans, I think, yeah, dive and grab in the

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<v Speaker 2>left field. Yeah. So we're coming up on the two

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<v Speaker 2>hundred and fiftieth anniversary of our country. Gotta say, I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>I was a child for the Bisonentennial in nineteen seventy six.

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<v Speaker 2>I certainly feel like, well, there was definitely a lot

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<v Speaker 2>less America hating going on, if any. I don't think

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<v Speaker 2>there was any.

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<v Speaker 1>Un percent that was the fringe of the fringe, but

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<v Speaker 1>anything of all races. By the way, folks, all races,

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<v Speaker 1>And I.

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<v Speaker 2>Got a clue for you.

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<v Speaker 1>In nineteen seventy six, black people weren't stupid or blinded

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<v Speaker 1>to reality. Nor were they in nineteen forty five when

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<v Speaker 1>patriotism ran very high.

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<v Speaker 2>Anyway, thank to you. The word nostalgia literally means homesickness,

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<v Speaker 2>a homesickness for the past. Matthew Continetti writes about for

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<v Speaker 2>AEI and writes about how fifty years ago, for the Bisonentennell,

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<v Speaker 2>America was in many respects much more of a mess

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<v Speaker 2>than it is today, despite the way we remember it.

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<v Speaker 2>Because of the way the brain works, which we're about

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<v Speaker 2>to get into. But inflation, gas lines, crime, unemployment, political violence,

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<v Speaker 2>race relations, geopolitical tensions, just coming out of the Vietnam War,

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<v Speaker 2>Middle East, everything was worse than it is now, despite

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<v Speaker 2>what we're telling polsters post.

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<v Speaker 1>Watergate as well, great cynicism and disillusionment.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, most Americans tell posters we're better off fifty years ago.

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<v Speaker 2>Here's the thing, lots of people always think things were

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<v Speaker 2>better fifty years ago. It's been that way since the

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<v Speaker 2>dawn of polling. What makes people think the past was

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<v Speaker 2>better isn't a careful study of statistics, but a lazy

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<v Speaker 2>inventory of feelings and a laser outsourcing to media vibes.

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<v Speaker 2>This tendency didn't begin with polling. The poll he just

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<v Speaker 2>made it easier to quantify the pull of nostalgia.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not sure it's lazy as much as it's just

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<v Speaker 1>in us. That's what humans do. It's the great philosopher

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<v Speaker 1>Barber streisand put it to those two painful to remember.

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<v Speaker 2>We simply choose to forget well, and then the powerful

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<v Speaker 2>take advantage of this tendency, this human tendency to glorify

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<v Speaker 2>the past. Get back to Matthew continent. He's writing, ironically.

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<v Speaker 2>The system so many people on the left, right, and

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<v Speaker 2>middle heat scorn on for failing the current generation fuels

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<v Speaker 2>the malaise. Political demigods, activist journalists, and big corporations seek

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<v Speaker 2>to exploit or monetize the natural human tendency to pine

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<v Speaker 2>for the simpler, happier times. The Roman poet Horace had

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<v Speaker 2>a term for such people two thousand years ago, and

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<v Speaker 2>he gives the Latin for it, appraiser of times past

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<v Speaker 2>when he was a boy. That has always worked, always

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<v Speaker 2>through human history. You could claim that, you know, back

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<v Speaker 2>when things were great. We all remember when things were

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<v Speaker 2>great fifty years ago, and then, you know, try to

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<v Speaker 2>sell something to somebody or convince them you should be

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<v Speaker 2>in charge now or whatever it is. Nineteen eighty nine

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<v Speaker 2>that was actually the peak. It was better than picking aera,

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<v Speaker 2>and you can find things worthy of nostalgiaa You can

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<v Speaker 2>also find plenty of things almost nobody wants restored. For instance,

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<v Speaker 2>the infant mortality rate three many times higher in nineteen

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<v Speaker 2>seventy six and thirteen times higher in nineteen twenty six,

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<v Speaker 2>fifty years before that. Yeah, anyway, this last paragraph is

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<v Speaker 2>what I wanted to get in because I thought it

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<v Speaker 2>was really interesting, he writes. I'm a conservative, so I'm

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<v Speaker 2>the first to concede that the past is worth remembering

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<v Speaker 2>and studying. But if all you do is cherry pick

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<v Speaker 2>the good, real or alleged while blinding yourself to the bad,

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<v Speaker 2>you're not studying the past. You're grading the present against

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<v Speaker 2>a past that never was. Well said, Yeah, that's pretty good.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a good thing to watch out for. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I wonder is there a I always go to evolutionary reasons,

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<v Speaker 2>assuming that most human nature stuff we have held onto

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<v Speaker 2>is because those of us who do these things have

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<v Speaker 2>survived versus people who didn't. And I wonder if there's

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<v Speaker 2>just some advantage to remembering the good stuff and blocking

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<v Speaker 2>out the bad for moving forward. You talked about Beniesia earlier,

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<v Speaker 2>how you forget how much work having a baby is

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<v Speaker 2>because if you remembered it, maybe you wouldn't have another baby.

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<v Speaker 2>But you know, and maybe that's it. Maybe that's the

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<v Speaker 2>whole evolutionary thing. I have no idea, or.

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<v Speaker 1>Even if it's not evolutionary, it might just be you know, uh,

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<v Speaker 1>anthropologically adaptive, like.

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<v Speaker 2>Being nice to people.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know what's so interesting is, you

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<v Speaker 1>know when I read orwell earlier in my life, before

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<v Speaker 1>I had much perspective, I got that if you can

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<v Speaker 1>seize people's history, you can you can control them because

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<v Speaker 1>you're controlling the perception of who they are. I kind

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<v Speaker 1>of sort of got it, but now I really really

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<v Speaker 1>get it. Oh yeah, because the neo Marxists right now

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<v Speaker 1>are doing the opposite. Well, they're doing something similar to

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<v Speaker 1>what Matthew Continetti's talking about. But everybody's trying to tell

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<v Speaker 1>you what the past was because you are, we are

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<v Speaker 1>a product of everything we have lived and done. If

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<v Speaker 1>you can twist in people's mind what we've lived and done.

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<v Speaker 2>You got them. Yeah. And even for people that are

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<v Speaker 2>doing their best to let you know what happened, as

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<v Speaker 2>without an agenda, the best they can don't agree on stuff,

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<v Speaker 2>So history to a certain extent is a fabrication. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 2>it's the best you can do. And then if you

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<v Speaker 2>got somebody with an agenda and that's all you've ever learned,

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<v Speaker 2>then you have a completely skewed view of everything. It's

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<v Speaker 2>true timely troubling.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, I know, I think the most terrifying sentence I have

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<v Speaker 1>ever cooked up in discussing the complete infiltration of our schools,

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<v Speaker 1>our educational system with these radical leftists. Is kids learn

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<v Speaker 1>what they're taught, and they've learned to hate their country

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<v Speaker 1>like that, proud of being an American? Gallop pole. I

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<v Speaker 1>was looking at this earlier. We were talking about this

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<v Speaker 1>at length to kick off? Was it our two? I

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<v Speaker 1>don't remember our three? Are you extremely or very proud

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<v Speaker 1>to be an American? Silent greatest generation? The older folks

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<v Speaker 1>eighty three percent, falls off eight percent, to baby boomers

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<v Speaker 1>at seventy five percent, barely falls off at all, to

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<v Speaker 1>Gen X seventy one percent. Then it falls off full

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<v Speaker 1>thirteen percent. Millennials fifty eight percent say they are and

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<v Speaker 1>Gen Z born ninety seven and on forty one percent

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<v Speaker 1>say they're extremely or very proud to be an American.

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<v Speaker 1>I would have been absolutely a yes at their age.

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<v Speaker 1>So it's not just age. They learned what they were taught.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, the idea of learning were a bad country seems crazy.

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<v Speaker 2>I had two men lefty professors, but I didn't come

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<v Speaker 2>out of school thinking we are a bad country. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I came out of school thinking what's the matter with them?

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<v Speaker 1>The great historian Gordon Wood died recently. He was a

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<v Speaker 1>super hardcore critic of the sixteen nineteen Project late in

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<v Speaker 1>his life and was very, very eloquent. If I'm a

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<v Speaker 1>twelve year old and I'm taught that the sixteen nineteen

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<v Speaker 1>Project is an accurate portrayal of the country's founding and

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<v Speaker 1>why it was founding founded, it's plausible enough, I would

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<v Speaker 1>believe it. It holds together as an argument. It is factually, wildly,

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<v Speaker 1>almost hilariously inaccurate, and it's cherry picking and it's just

0:25:42.920 --> 0:25:46.240
<v Speaker 1>utter dishonesty. But twelve year olds believe it. Kids learn

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<v Speaker 1>what they're taught. That's why, you know. I've been saying,

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<v Speaker 1>we're in the fight for our lives, for certainly for

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<v Speaker 1>our country, for our children's hearts and minds, and we've

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<v Speaker 1>let it.

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<v Speaker 2>Go way too far in the other direction. But I

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<v Speaker 2>don't want to go on and on. I have funny stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>And again, it's Friday. We've been trying to have to

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<v Speaker 2>slur because we're half in the bag. We got the

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<v Speaker 2>dakery machine going. Uh, it's Friday. We got I got

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<v Speaker 2>a bunch of jokes when we come back to finish strong,

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<v Speaker 2>whole bunch.

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<v Speaker 1>Of I ate a gummy, and uh, I wasn't getting high,

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<v Speaker 1>so I had another one. And now Michael has three heads,

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<v Speaker 1>and one of them is the head of a giant rabbit.

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<v Speaker 2>So your calibration got off.

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<v Speaker 1>I could be scrawmating any minute, Michael, So get me scrawming,

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<v Speaker 1>Get me a bucket.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh no, scrammting. Not at least until the show's over.

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<v Speaker 2>A bunch of jokes and other stuff on the way.

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<v Speaker 2>We'll finish. Strong, Stay here, strong. We threw a rod well.

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<v Speaker 2>You gotta wait right here and fix the mechanical.

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<v Speaker 10>You got to sit in the middle of five hours?

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<v Speaker 2>Are you crazy? The airplane experience, it's not a good experience.

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<v Speaker 2>Bring you fishing, gulb Oh, yeah, you got a net.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gon use my hand. This trip is gonna be

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<v Speaker 2>so so great. That's gonna be so great. It's a

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<v Speaker 2>great burden to have to leave. Our families don't want

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<v Speaker 2>to go. Alfred is the largest mill owner in Western

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<v Speaker 2>New York.

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<v Speaker 1>Will employ over one hundred and twenty children.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you four children working at the mill? I disliked

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<v Speaker 2>children so much.

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<v Speaker 9>Really doesn't bother me what they're doing.

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<v Speaker 2>Life. Larry in the Pursuit of unhappiness An Almost History

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<v Speaker 2>of America seven episodes, starts June twenty six on HBO.

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<v Speaker 2>And I'll bet you that's why he was in the

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<v Speaker 2>front row at the Knicks game, even though he's been

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<v Speaker 2>a lifelong Knicks fan and he's got like hundreds of

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<v Speaker 2>millions of dollars. Oh but HBO got him a front

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<v Speaker 2>row ticket so that they could promote his new show, right,

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<v Speaker 2>we found out from Ben Stiller.

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<v Speaker 1>That's the way it works. So what's the premise of

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<v Speaker 1>the show? Can you tell?

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<v Speaker 3>Is that?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, like a funny documentary there?

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<v Speaker 2>Huh? Kids working at mills? Are you okay with that?

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<v Speaker 1>You know?

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<v Speaker 2>As much as I dislike kids, I don't really care.

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<v Speaker 2>Him going nuts at the game the other night was funny, though,

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<v Speaker 2>just because we've never seen him happy. It just was

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<v Speaker 2>always miserable. That's his whole vibe is miserable, right, uncomfortable.

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<v Speaker 2>By the way, SpaceX crossed one twenty eight, one hundred

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<v Speaker 2>and twenty eight dollars a share. At one point it

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<v Speaker 2>was one fifty or something. Anyways, I predicted Elon Musk

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<v Speaker 2>officially the world's first trillionaire, So good luck to Elon.

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<v Speaker 3>Are getting weird?

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<v Speaker 2>I they can wear fast. It could be a really

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<v Speaker 2>really big deal, this whole SpaceX thing, getting everything into space.

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<v Speaker 2>And but more on that probably Monday, after it settles

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<v Speaker 2>down and we see how it all went. I got

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<v Speaker 2>some battle on b headlines for you. Just a bunch

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<v Speaker 2>of jokes in a row. There you go, all pretty

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<v Speaker 2>funny to wrap things up. How much time I got, Michael,

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<v Speaker 2>see if I need to hurry through this?

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<v Speaker 9>Oh you got about let's see five minutes.

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<v Speaker 2>Five minutes. Yeah, Oh jeez, we need more material. I

0:28:50.120 --> 0:28:53.360
<v Speaker 2>got a million things EMTs to be stationed near spurs

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<v Speaker 2>bench next game to prevent choking. Oh we had this

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<v Speaker 2>one earlier. Trump sets world record by winning war with

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<v Speaker 2>Iran twenty seven times in one year. Yeah, we'll see

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<v Speaker 2>where that goes over totally decimated. They're completely they are

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<v Speaker 2>navies at the bottom of the sea.

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<v Speaker 1>Why aren't we not imposing our terms on them?

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<v Speaker 2>We'll see where that goes today and over the weekend.

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<v Speaker 2>Man Bill Gates brought before Congress to answer for Epstein

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<v Speaker 2>and Windows Vista. I'm not I never had. Was Windows

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<v Speaker 2>Vista bad? That's going back some Yeah, it was a debacle.

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<v Speaker 2>This one. I relate to a lot particularly before I

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<v Speaker 2>had kids. I met Sloppy Joe's last night. I'd had

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<v Speaker 2>Sloppy Joe's in a long time. Got Sloppy Joe, and

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<v Speaker 2>I told I showed my kids. My fourteen year old

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<v Speaker 2>loved them. My sixteen year old, who doesn't like meat,

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't really like him. I mean, you put some

0:29:48.640 --> 0:29:52.160
<v Speaker 2>potato chips on the top underneath the bun of Sloppy Joe. Please,

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<v Speaker 2>that's some good eating right there.

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<v Speaker 1>Known as Sloppy Daddy's for many years in my house.

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<v Speaker 2>Really, of course got we had sloppy g though. That

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<v Speaker 2>was a good eat. My god, I have not had

0:30:03.080 --> 0:30:06.960
<v Speaker 2>an sj in oh years? What do I things? So good?

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<v Speaker 2>So cheap? And then Henry he wanted one for he

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<v Speaker 2>went to bed, got some of the leftovers out of

0:30:13.400 --> 0:30:15.840
<v Speaker 2>heat it up, and another one for bed. That's a

0:30:15.880 --> 0:30:18.560
<v Speaker 2>good eating anyway. I thought this joke was kind of funny.

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<v Speaker 2>Man eating cereal out of flower vase wonders if he

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<v Speaker 2>should do dishes. I've been that guy before. Oh my,

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<v Speaker 2>that is funny. What have I got that's conon cave enough?

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<v Speaker 2>I could eat cereal out of rather than do dishes.

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<v Speaker 2>A shoe flow race, a countint party realizes too late

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<v Speaker 2>that person asking him about his work was just being polite.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh no kidding. That's tough. Oh that's tough.

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<v Speaker 1>So getting back to the dish thing now, you you

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<v Speaker 1>have been a single man more than I have in

0:30:55.360 --> 0:30:58.160
<v Speaker 1>my adult huh. But when like my wife's out of

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<v Speaker 1>town for a week or something, I am one spoon,

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<v Speaker 1>one bowl, one fork, one plate.

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<v Speaker 2>Guy, Absolutely and the same bowlspoon, fork, plate.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, yeah, nothing else is disturbed in the cabinet. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>much more efficient. And you don't have to quote unquote

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<v Speaker 1>do dishes. You get a little soap on a sponge. There,

0:31:19.160 --> 0:31:20.560
<v Speaker 1>you're done, and you eat a meal and then you

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<v Speaker 1>do it again.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't even put that much ever, it rinse it off.

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<v Speaker 2>But I'm not gonna soap and sponge.

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<v Speaker 1>It right exactly?

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<v Speaker 2>Who are you going to poison you? You've got some

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<v Speaker 2>crusted raisin brand and stuff from yesterday? What do I care?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that's two sea, you're too too far.

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<v Speaker 2>New b disc golfer not even high? Can you play

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<v Speaker 2>disc golf?

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<v Speaker 8>Not?

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<v Speaker 2>Hi? Is that allowed? And this one, which is a

0:31:46.840 --> 0:31:52.320
<v Speaker 2>joke but very serious, Carmelo kicking himself for not converting

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<v Speaker 2>to Islam and stabbing someone in the UK instead. Oh boy,

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<v Speaker 2>that's a good one. That is a good one.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we were talking about that much more serious tones earlier,

0:32:06.120 --> 0:32:09.440
<v Speaker 1>you know, pitting everybody against each other based on their

0:32:09.520 --> 0:32:13.760
<v Speaker 1>race or their sexual proclivity or whatever. It's a useful

0:32:13.800 --> 0:32:17.880
<v Speaker 1>revolutionary tactic in ways we've talked about. I was talking about,

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<v Speaker 1>or I was reading about, rather how Lebanon is on

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<v Speaker 1>the verge of another civil war.

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<v Speaker 2>And I remember back in.

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<v Speaker 1>Ho gosh was it late eighties, that they had a

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<v Speaker 1>previous horrendous civil war with the Green Line, which was

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<v Speaker 1>a street that if you even tried to cross it

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<v Speaker 1>you would be killed by a sniper from one side

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<v Speaker 1>or another. And it was the Sunnis and the Shia,

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<v Speaker 1>and the Drus and the Maronites, the Palestinians and then

0:32:47.640 --> 0:32:50.520
<v Speaker 1>the rag taggy clinging to the idea that they had

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<v Speaker 1>a state government forces all either killing everybody else or

0:32:55.320 --> 0:32:58.520
<v Speaker 1>a couple of those other groups, and it's all based

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<v Speaker 1>on identity.

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<v Speaker 2>And the idea.

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<v Speaker 1>That that is on any level a good idea is

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<v Speaker 1>not only profoundly Unamerican, it's profoundly stupid.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, kids, it's that time again with Armstrong and Getty

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<v Speaker 2>here's your host for final thoughts, Joel Getty.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's get a final thought from everybody on the crew

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<v Speaker 1>to wrap things up for the day. Pressing the buttons

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<v Speaker 1>in the control room. There he is keeping the ship afloat.

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<v Speaker 1>It's Michael Angelo. Michael final thought.

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<v Speaker 9>Yeah, we were talking about nostalgia, and I was just

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<v Speaker 9>making a list of my nostalgia. We have the corded

0:33:35.880 --> 0:33:39.200
<v Speaker 9>telephones from the landline. We got the VHS tapes, Blockbuster

0:33:39.360 --> 0:33:43.400
<v Speaker 9>video buying CDs, Atari video games, and of course getting

0:33:43.440 --> 0:33:46.640
<v Speaker 9>together with friends to watch the scrambled Playbood channel, hoping

0:33:46.640 --> 0:33:47.960
<v Speaker 9>to see a little boob.

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<v Speaker 2>Good times Jack. A final thought for us, I wish

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<v Speaker 2>I hadn't started talking about sloppy Joe's. I'm glad I've

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<v Speaker 2>got some leftovers. I guarantee you when I get home,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna whip another one of those up microwave A

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<v Speaker 2>couple of little bees. No, I don't put you. I've

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<v Speaker 2>never tried. That is a good. Oh, it's fantastic. Put cheese.

0:34:06.760 --> 0:34:10.240
<v Speaker 2>I put potato chips on there. Potato chips and cheese.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh okay, why not? What are you an anti Jesus

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<v Speaker 2>and Yolo?

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<v Speaker 1>Let's see my final thought is nineteen seventy six, the

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<v Speaker 1>year of our bicentennial. I was extremely patriotic them as

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<v Speaker 1>I am now. I was collecting those bicentennial quarters and

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<v Speaker 1>we got my childhood dog, Nika, and I cried because

0:34:26.680 --> 0:34:28.520
<v Speaker 1>we had to separate her from her litter mates. And

0:34:29.200 --> 0:34:32.080
<v Speaker 1>she was sad, so I was sad. That is most

0:34:32.120 --> 0:34:34.040
<v Speaker 1>of my memory in nineteen seventy six. Oh and I

0:34:34.120 --> 0:34:37.600
<v Speaker 1>was wearing tall gym socks because everybody was.

0:34:38.200 --> 0:34:41.680
<v Speaker 2>I had a red, white and blue Budweiser bucket hat

0:34:41.680 --> 0:34:45.000
<v Speaker 2>that I wore that whole summer. Was a child when

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<v Speaker 2>kids would wear beer related gear. Armstrong in Getty wrapping

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<v Speaker 2>up another grueling four hour work day, Eh, kept the

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<v Speaker 2>sun off your head. So many people to thanks, so

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<v Speaker 2>little time.

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<v Speaker 1>Good Armstrong, Eyeddy dot Com, Travis the line mail bag

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<v Speaker 1>at Armstrong and Geddy dot com pickups me and ge

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<v Speaker 1>swag and enjoy the hot.

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<v Speaker 2>Like my brother had a bi centennial Schlitz hat. See

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<v Speaker 2>him Monday. God bless American.

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<v Speaker 3>And now it's time to go to the end of

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<v Speaker 3>the show. Yeah, it's over, but before we hit.

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<v Speaker 1>The door, there's time for just one more buffaloed buffalo.

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<v Speaker 4>Buffalo buffaloed buffalo, buffaloed buffalo, buffalo.

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