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Speaker 1: The twenty. Hello, now I speak to Nicole please speaking.

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Speaker 1: This is Christian. Your friend Andrea gave me your resume

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Speaker 1: said you were looking for a job, and I'm hiring

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Speaker 1: for a receptionist. Okay, great, Yeah, let's hear it. I'm sorry,

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Speaker 1: I want to hear how you're going to answer my phones? Obviously. Well,

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Speaker 1: what's the name of your company? It's Christians Travels. It's

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Speaker 1: a travel agency. I thought she might have told you

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Speaker 1: all this, No she didn't. And your name is Christian. Yes,

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Speaker 1: how are you okay? I'm great? How are you? Um?

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Speaker 1: You know what. I'm okay. But I thought you'd be

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Speaker 1: a little more prepared for this phone interview. Well, Christian,

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Speaker 1: I didn't know the phone interview was occurring right now,

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Speaker 1: So yes, I know that. I thought i'd spring it

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Speaker 1: upon you. Let's hear it. Then, what do you mean

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Speaker 1: let's hear it? I mean how you're going to answer

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Speaker 1: my phones? I mean, I guess I would say, Christians Travel.

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Speaker 1: How can I help you? Oh God, that was atrocious.

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Speaker 1: I have seen dead fish with better acting ability than that.

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Speaker 1: Did I mention to you that I was in cats? No?

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Speaker 1: You never mentioned that. But what is it that you

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Speaker 1: want me to say, since you're the actor, I was

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Speaker 1: in an off Broadway production of Cats? Does that not

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Speaker 1: impress you at all? Really, it doesn't impress me at all.

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Speaker 1: I was just hoping to get a job. The whole

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Speaker 1: time you've been told of me, you've been rude to me.

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Speaker 1: I was hoping to give you a job because you

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Speaker 1: came highly recommended from Andrea and this whole if you

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Speaker 1: want to give me the job, give me the job.

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Speaker 1: But I mean, don't be mean to me, Like, don't

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Speaker 1: be told to me when you call me, you know,

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Speaker 1: with this crazy interview process, Like seriously, Nicole, I am sorry, okay,

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Speaker 1: And I realized that we got off to the wrong foot.

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Speaker 1: I hope the things to do right now. I liked

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Speaker 1: the passion that you showed when you were getting angry

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Speaker 1: at me. I really did enjoyed it. To me, that

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Speaker 1: says that you're a go getter, and that means what

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Speaker 1: that means that I would like to offer you a job.

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Speaker 1: The attitude is gone. That was the one time thing.

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Speaker 1: I'm having a really bad day. I am prepared to

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Speaker 1: offer you ninety thousand dollars a year, but I just

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Speaker 1: really need to hear how you'd answer my phones. Can

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Speaker 1: you do it one more time for me? All right? Um,

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Speaker 1: Christians Travels. This is Nicole. Oh my god, that was

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Speaker 1: something terrible. Nicole. You know what to have with you.

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Speaker 1: Don't call me anymore. Nicole, Nicole, Nicole, Nicole, Nicole. This

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Speaker 1: is actually Jewel from brook and Jewel in the morning.

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Speaker 1: I'm moving ninety two point five doing a phone tap

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Speaker 1: on you. Wait, this is a joke. Yes, Andrew emailed

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Speaker 1: us and asked us to call you. You're stupid. I

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Speaker 1: can't believe myself for that. That's crazy. Oh I'm stupid.

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Speaker 1: Wake up every morning with super phone taps weekday mornings

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Speaker 1: on the twenties. Holy On, Ruben Natty two point five

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Speaker 1: is mister Stelio, Mister