Speaker 1: Yeah, I hit it. We're back, we back, we back,
Speaker 1: we back. Man.
Speaker 2: Let me tell you I got home last night. I
Speaker 2: walked in the door at eight fifteen pm. Eight fifteen pm. Man,
Speaker 2: it was a long day of travel.
Speaker 1: You traveled home on the final day of vacation. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're a psychopath.
Speaker 2: Bro.
Speaker 1: I started preparing for work on Friday and I didn't
Speaker 1: even leave town. Yeah.
Speaker 2: We flew out of Edinburgh, Scotland yesterday morning.
Speaker 1: Oh well mate, when's your next flight to America.
Speaker 2: Well, here's what's crazy. It's six hour time difference. Okay,
Speaker 2: so I don't know if I should talk in that
Speaker 2: time or I should talk in Central time zone back
Speaker 2: in America.
Speaker 1: God time. Okay.
Speaker 2: We are up at five forty five yesterday morning, which
Speaker 2: is midnight Nashville time.
Speaker 1: Brutal. And we go to the airport in Edinburgh.
Speaker 2: We get on our little hour, hour and fifteen flight
Speaker 2: back to London and you go to Heathrow Airport. My goodness,
Speaker 2: that airport is big. There are a lot of people. Sure,
Speaker 2: we got a six hour layover. What is this logaradia?
Speaker 2: Six hours sitting in an airport.
Speaker 1: There's things to do, books, podcasts, I like that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Luckily the ticket agent of the British Airways. We
Speaker 2: asked her, you know, hey, we're any upgrades, sure, is
Speaker 2: there anything to do that, like we can like kill
Speaker 2: some time? And she was like, well, there's some nice
Speaker 2: chairs outside of gate thirteen and fourteen that face the
Speaker 2: outside and you can recline kind of and watch the
Speaker 2: airplanes take off.
Speaker 1: That was her pitch.
Speaker 2: I was like, all right, so we go and dude,
Speaker 2: these are like little lounger chairs where you can stick
Speaker 2: your legs all the way out so that way you're
Speaker 2: not sing in a normal chair for six hours. And
Speaker 2: they were fantastic.
Speaker 1: Nobody else at the airport asked about those.
Speaker 2: There were people there when I got there. I got
Speaker 2: one here, and then I got like four people down
Speaker 2: another one and I put my sweatshirt on it. And
Speaker 2: people respect the sweatshirt because when I showed up, there
Speaker 2: was ones with sweatshirts on them, and I'm like, oh,
Speaker 2: I guess I'm not allowed to sit there. That means
Speaker 2: they went into the bathroom.
Speaker 1: Right, you can't just defecate on yourself, and.
Speaker 2: You can't just leave your luggage because then it's abandoned luggage.
Speaker 2: And they said it over and over again. Please do
Speaker 2: not leave your luggage unattended. If you do, we will
Speaker 2: take it and destroy it.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Great, thanks, I've been to an airport before.
Speaker 2: No. No, they didn't say they would hold it for you.
Speaker 2: They said destroy it. Like, if you leave your luggage unattended,
Speaker 2: we will take it and destroy it.
Speaker 1: Right. They have a thing called TSA. Have you ever
Speaker 1: heard of it before?
Speaker 2: And so we're there for six hours, dude, and then
Speaker 2: four o'clock Are.
Speaker 1: We ever going to leave the airport?
Speaker 2: Four o'clock London time, which is ten am our time.
Speaker 2: We get on that plane and we hit the friendly
Speaker 2: skies and we arrived back in Nashville at seven pm
Speaker 2: Nashville time, which is one am that time.
Speaker 1: All right, so that was your trip? Awesome? Onto mine? Yeah,
Speaker 1: why did you start with the tail end of the trip. Well,
Speaker 1: you know, you asked me when I got back. I've
Speaker 1: never heard somebody tell a story with the ending first.
Speaker 2: You literally said, when did you get No, I said,
Speaker 2: this man, we're back, we're back. And I said when
Speaker 2: You said when did you get back? And I said
Speaker 2: last night We walked in the door like eight seventeen pm.
Speaker 1: We got to start the show man and you said
Speaker 1: on the last day of vacation. I said, yeah, and
Speaker 1: so I just wanted to tell you about when I
Speaker 1: got back starting the podcast, like the end of it. Well, okay,
Speaker 1: I gotta be real. When you said we took the
Speaker 1: flight and it went from heat Throw to Edinburgh to Nashville,
Speaker 1: I thought, well, that's in reverse direction. You told me
Speaker 1: the return flight. I did.
Speaker 2: I told you the return flight because we ended our
Speaker 2: trip in Edinburgh, Scotland.
Speaker 1: You've been all over the world, man, I left. Uh
Speaker 1: what is this Williamson County.
Speaker 2: It's amazing how cheap you can get to London for
Speaker 2: four hundred dollars. I mean, that is unbelievable to me
Speaker 2: modern transportation. You go to Vegas, it's eight hundred dollars
Speaker 2: a person.
Speaker 1: You can go get on the city bus for free
Speaker 1: and get accosted. That's a great point. Yeah, I didn't
Speaker 1: think about that. But yeah, we better start the show. Man.
Speaker 2: I can't wait to hear about staycation. Uh, you're gonna
Speaker 2: hear about the you know, life over on the other
Speaker 2: side of the pond.
Speaker 1: Mine's a low light. We're gonna stick to your high I.
Speaker 2: Don't know if mine was really that highlight. There wasn't
Speaker 2: it was crazy.
Speaker 1: Right, But truck drivers have never been to London. School
Speaker 1: teachers have been to Paris, Texas. Construction workers have never
Speaker 1: been to heath Row. They've been to death Row. Great, great, great,
Speaker 1: freaking point.
Speaker 2: Man, I'm gonna tell you what. And then I mean,
Speaker 2: here's what's crazy. I watched zero TV zero.
Speaker 1: There's nothing on right now. Stop acting, but I'm just
Speaker 1: saying the minority. No, nobody is watching TV right now.
Speaker 1: When I left, the Cubs were two games out of first.
Speaker 1: I came back, They're nine and a half games back.
Speaker 1: What the hell? Turns out the Brewers won every game
Speaker 1: while I was gone. The Brewers didn't learn lose in
Speaker 1: all of July. Unbelievable. What I tell you. A couple
Speaker 1: of weeks ago, I said, Brewers Worlds, there's champs. You
Speaker 1: didn't believe me.
Speaker 2: I didn't know they were gonna go and on every
Speaker 2: day winning. Oh my god. But yeah, let's start the show.
Speaker 1: We're gonna do it live. We oh the one, two, three?
Speaker 3: So loser?
Speaker 1: What up? Everybody?
Speaker 2: I am lunchbox. I know the most about sports, so
Speaker 2: I'll give you the sports facts, my sports opinions. Because
Speaker 2: I'm pretty much a sports genius, y'all.
Speaker 1: It's sis and I'm from the north. I'm an alpha male.
Speaker 1: I live on the north side of Nashville with Bayser,
Speaker 1: my wife, two point two acres, two point two kids
Speaker 1: at Vanderbilt. Will die of a heart attack when I'm
Speaker 1: seventy two, coach without further ado over to you.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, man, let me tell you. We left that Friday,
Speaker 2: the last day of work. Our flight was out at
Speaker 2: four pm Nashville time, which is great. The only problem
Speaker 2: is that is ten pm England time. So I landed
Speaker 2: at six am. So if I went to sleep right
Speaker 2: when I got on the plane, I got eight hours
Speaker 2: of sleep now. And so you gotta get your sleep
Speaker 2: when you can get it. Get a couple hours here,
Speaker 2: a couple hours there on the plane, All right, get
Speaker 2: off the plane at six am. Got to hit the
Speaker 2: ground running. Who'd you go with my wife? Because you
Speaker 2: hadn't brought her up yet. Where were the kids at
Speaker 2: our house?
Speaker 1: My house? Our house, our house.
Speaker 2: They stayed in the friendly confines of their own house. No,
Speaker 2: they had a supervision. They had the in laws come
Speaker 2: and take care of them, Ray the help. No, the
Speaker 2: in laws and they they everything you read online is
Speaker 2: if you're going overseas, you just got to hit the
Speaker 2: ground running. You can't go take a nap. It screws
Speaker 2: your body clock. You just got to power through. So
Speaker 2: we powered through, man, we powered through. We got we
Speaker 2: landed at six am. By the time you get through
Speaker 2: customs or whatever we had to do, get a little
Speaker 2: ride and get to the hotel, it was already eight
Speaker 2: o'clock in the morning.
Speaker 1: And what's date?
Speaker 2: London, London, England, Greenwich, London, England. And as we're riding
Speaker 2: in the uber into the city, like, this city's ugly.
Speaker 2: There's nothing really cool about it.
Speaker 1: Give me an American city.
Speaker 2: It looks like Chicago, Detroit, No, No, just like the
Speaker 2: Chicago highways.
Speaker 1: Like there's Memphis.
Speaker 2: No, not bad as Memphis, but there's just not It
Speaker 2: wasn't cool from the airport. And then finally once we
Speaker 2: got into I guess this is downtown. I'm not really sure.
Speaker 2: I didn't realize how big London was.
Speaker 1: How far to downtown homie, ohy grasses.
Speaker 2: And maybe we should have taken the tube straight from
Speaker 2: the airport to the whatever down the tube the subway
Speaker 2: system you call it the loop. No, they call it
Speaker 2: the tube. The tube, I'm anything called the tube, that's
Speaker 2: what they call it over there. It was fine, but
Speaker 2: we didn't take it from the airport and we're just
Speaker 2: running riding.
Speaker 1: I'm like okay.
Speaker 2: And then finally once we got started closer to downtown
Speaker 2: s all right, this is kind of cool. This looks nice. Oh,
Speaker 2: there's a nice park over there. There's some greenery.
Speaker 1: That's cool. How are the spirits? Like? Are you good?
Speaker 1: Your wife is, Oh, we're in great moods. Everybody's good
Speaker 1: or it was already been some fight.
Speaker 2: No, no fights whatsoever, because I mean all we did
Speaker 2: was sit on a plane.
Speaker 1: Wow ooh, the perfect American couple does exist.
Speaker 2: I got a question, how do you fight when you're
Speaker 2: just sitting on a plane, Like we literally had to
Speaker 2: do nothing.
Speaker 1: We'll find ways.
Speaker 2: I mean, usually it's a fight of like, oh, we
Speaker 2: got to get to the airport at this time. Hurry up,
Speaker 2: we gotta hurry. We gotta hurry, We got hurry, we
Speaker 2: gotta do this. We were at the airport plenty of time.
Speaker 2: It was no problem. There was no rushing, there was
Speaker 2: no stress. It was very easy. We had packed in advance.
Speaker 2: We did a good job of everything. So we get
Speaker 2: off and we just walk around London. We go to
Speaker 2: breakfast at this spot and I get the full English breakfast,
Speaker 2: which is like and they don't cook their bacon over there.
Speaker 2: They give you bacon and it is like they set
Speaker 2: it on there for half a second.
Speaker 1: And took it off cross.
Speaker 2: I didn't eat it. And they give you tomatoes. Didn't
Speaker 2: eat those. But then I ate the brown like stuff
Speaker 2: that looks like sausage, but it's like pudding. But that
Speaker 2: was really good. The sausage was good. The beans tastes
Speaker 2: a little different than the beans I have here, but
Speaker 2: it was fine.
Speaker 1: It was good.
Speaker 2: Then we just walked around London, dude. We walked over here.
Speaker 1: To the Walkable Nashville for the Sore Losers Convention.
Speaker 2: Yes, it is, walked through some park and over to
Speaker 2: the palace where the I guess they used to live
Speaker 2: the Queen.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: There were so many damn people at the palace, Hello
Speaker 2: miss Elizabeth, oh Queen, And they're all just hanging out
Speaker 2: at the palace, sitting out there, and the tourists, tourists,
Speaker 2: there's nothing going on.
Speaker 1: Idiots, y'all are just hanging around a palace.
Speaker 2: Now, we took a couple pictures, looked at it like,
Speaker 2: oh wow.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, you were homeless in London. Yeah, the
Speaker 1: Queen views you the way that we view the people
Speaker 1: here on Broadway. Yeah, holy crap, dude.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's people just sitting there on the sidewalk in
Speaker 2: front of beckroach.
Speaker 1: I was a cockroach. I really was.
Speaker 2: Then we walked around some more and we went looked
Speaker 2: at this and looked at that.
Speaker 1: Are they speaking our language?
Speaker 2: They speak English? Well, there's actually there's people.
Speaker 1: From all over the world there, so you're hearing a lot.
Speaker 1: You're hearing a lot of language. Melting pot if you will.
Speaker 2: It was a melting pot, per se. And we walked
Speaker 2: over to Hello, I'm American.
Speaker 1: They can tell.
Speaker 2: Now there's something. There's a famous church by your hoodie
Speaker 2: and you're cross and here's the thing. I was walking
Speaker 2: around shorts and a T shirt.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 2: It was beautiful weather, seventy five degrees.
Speaker 1: That's nice.
Speaker 2: It was very nice, very nice. They don't have ac really,
Speaker 2: but it was nice. It was the weather was beautiful.
Speaker 2: We walk over to some church that is supposed.
Speaker 1: To be a real famous church, very old.
Speaker 2: It was really cool looking and we try to go
Speaker 2: in hours sold out for today.
Speaker 1: But it sounds like a lot of just seeing things.
Speaker 1: You're not touching anything with your hands. Yeah, that was
Speaker 1: need something to be tangible.
Speaker 2: That was my problem with London, man. It was just
Speaker 2: a lot of looking at things.
Speaker 1: So it was all for your eyes. You took a
Speaker 1: vacation for your eyes. Yeah, I mean, is my mic gone?
Speaker 1: Yeah it is yo, Okay, I heard it all right.
Speaker 1: I just want to make sure the last Yeah.
Speaker 2: And so we couldn't go inside the church, but we
Speaker 2: could have gone the next day for service. They were
Speaker 2: still like that was the one cool thing is like
Speaker 2: the old churches, they still used them for church service.
Speaker 1: And I told my wife.
Speaker 2: I was like, well, what if we just show up
Speaker 2: in the morning and we go in and we look
Speaker 2: around and we leave, like walk in like at the
Speaker 2: beginning before the service starts, like we're gonna sit down,
Speaker 2: you fake them out and then we bail. That way
Speaker 2: we don't have to pay for the tour. And she
Speaker 2: was like, well, that's a long way to walk just
Speaker 2: to you know, do that. I'm like, all right, well
Speaker 2: we can, she goes, I'll think about it. But of
Speaker 2: course we didn't do it. We slept in the next day.
Speaker 2: We didn't get up and go like we were supposed to.
Speaker 1: Did you think about it?
Speaker 2: Then we went to where the Parliament was where Big
Speaker 2: Ben was, walked across some bridge, looked at the little river.
Speaker 2: That was really cool. Then we took an.
Speaker 1: Uber boat uber down the river. Away said is it
Speaker 1: a luber or whatever you call it? No, that was
Speaker 1: the tube. The tube. Yeah, did you guys ever take
Speaker 1: the tube? Yes? I hate taking the duke. No, it
Speaker 1: was great. The tube was cool.
Speaker 2: And then we went and we went to some like castle.
Speaker 2: I guess it was a castle. It was a castle,
Speaker 2: and that was pretty cool, like walking around inside of
Speaker 2: a castle. An anytime you walk inside of a castle,
Speaker 2: it's pretty neat that they built something that's sophisticated that
Speaker 2: long ago, and they did such a good job.
Speaker 1: Do you mind me asking how the pyramids are built?
Speaker 2: We went in and saw the Crown jewels at this castle, which.
Speaker 1: I mean, listen, dude, truck drivers just got a bagg
Speaker 1: of chips at a gas station. They don't know what
Speaker 1: the hell you're talking about.
Speaker 2: Well, like the Crown jewels are like all the jewelry
Speaker 2: that they like on their helmets or not helmets but hats,
Speaker 2: and they still use them and take them out of
Speaker 2: these glasses whenever there's a coronation. I guess I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't really understand what the royal family's all about.
Speaker 2: And I didn't really think it was that impressive that
Speaker 2: they had all these jewels on these hats, because they
Speaker 2: own the country, so they can put as many jewels
Speaker 2: as they want on the hats.
Speaker 1: And they got like on display a pair of Prince
Speaker 1: Williams whitey tidies who cares like his grundies are freaking
Speaker 1: enclosed in the castle.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna tell you who cares. Everybody that visited londoning
Speaker 2: because everybody in their mom was there.
Speaker 1: It was so crowded. I would have fallen asleep so.
Speaker 2: Crowded, and I was like, wow, this is really cool.
Speaker 1: Were you the only guy?
Speaker 2: No, No, there's a lot of guys.
Speaker 1: Dude.
Speaker 2: No, No, there's dudes, dudes, women, kids, children. I don't
Speaker 2: understand how children would have fun. No, we kept saying that, like, man,
Speaker 2: our kids would not be having fun right now, like
Speaker 2: they would be.
Speaker 1: This is miserable.
Speaker 2: And so you walk around they have them all in
Speaker 2: glass and like, all right, cool, cool, cool, yay, cool,
Speaker 2: done with that. Then we're gonna go get some dinner.
Speaker 2: And we go to this Indian place called Dashume Covent
Speaker 2: Garden and the line was down the block. There's no
Speaker 2: way we're ever going to get a table. So I
Speaker 2: go to the front use my American.
Speaker 1: Charm from the Bobby Bone Show.
Speaker 2: I'm like, hey, man, okay, we just go sit at
Speaker 2: the bar, like, that's the line over there.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 2: I'm like, even if we want to just sit at
Speaker 2: the bar, like, yep, any table in the any seat
Speaker 2: in the house gotta wait in.
Speaker 1: That line right there.
Speaker 2: I was like, uh, that line goes down the block.
Speaker 1: How long is that usually take?
Speaker 2: And he goes, oh, man, no more than thirty minutes.
Speaker 2: I'm like, okay, no more than thirty minutes.
Speaker 1: You slip them a one dollar bill or what.
Speaker 2: I didn't have any cash, man, you'd take euro And
Speaker 2: so I go getting that line. I tell my wife, oh,
Speaker 2: it's only a thirty minute wait, and then like locals
Speaker 2: start walking by and be like, yeah, guys, waiting line
Speaker 2: for this restaurant, It's totally worth it, man, mate, lad
Speaker 2: oh yeah, dish oh. I totally understand why you guys
Speaker 2: are waiting for this restaurant making fun of you, making fun.
Speaker 1: Of us, like we when we see the pancake pantry
Speaker 1: people at the second location in the gulch.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, they were, they were, they were rasing us.
Speaker 1: Dude.
Speaker 2: I was like, I told my wife was like, we
Speaker 2: gotta get down line. This is embarrass She goes, no,
Speaker 2: it's supposed to be so good, and I'm like, no, no, no,
Speaker 2: like these people are making fun of us, lovely, like
Speaker 2: one person wasts my mind's like that's the line for Dashume.
Speaker 1: I don't know why, and I'm like, oh my gosh,
Speaker 1: oh my gosh, this is this is terrible. This is terrible.
Speaker 2: But we sat in line and it only took thirty
Speaker 2: two minutes. Like the guy said, I didn't realize how
Speaker 2: big the restaurant was inside it was huge.
Speaker 1: Keep it moving and ray that food was phenomenal. Okay,
Speaker 1: then let's go to the little place down the street here.
Speaker 1: Now that you're addicted to Indian.
Speaker 2: Food, I'm just telling you, Dashume, Covenant Garden was phenomenal.
Speaker 2: If you ever find yourself in London, that's the spot.
Speaker 1: I can tell you, honestly, I will never go to
Speaker 1: Dshume Indian in London because you don't like Indian because
Speaker 1: I'm never going to London.
Speaker 2: Oh sorry, Uh So we get done with that and
Speaker 2: then we go to the pub for a pint.
Speaker 1: Wow, could you get a pub drink? At Dashume? You
Speaker 1: can get a drink, but I don't know are people
Speaker 1: drinking it? Yeah, people are drinking or dinner. People are
Speaker 1: doing whatever they want to do a dinner. But the
Speaker 1: food was phenomenal. Is it a college town, young family tourists?
Speaker 1: It's just a freaking melting pot. It's a melting pot
Speaker 1: of tourists on itself.
Speaker 2: It's a tourist puked all over this place, hit out
Speaker 2: of there.
Speaker 1: I mean there were so many tourists. It's like Vegas.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, it was a lot like that. And
Speaker 2: then we go to a pub get a pint and
Speaker 2: the pub's kind of hopp it. But I don't know
Speaker 2: if there's the locals or all tourists or what. But
Speaker 2: we're there, we have a pint.
Speaker 1: Well, and I have a big question. Was the pint cold?
Speaker 1: Because I heard they served the beer room temperature. Sometimes
Speaker 1: you don't remember food.
Speaker 2: Well, the pint glass was warm? No, no, you know, like,
Speaker 2: hear how they give you a cold glass to put
Speaker 2: the beer in.
Speaker 1: No, the glass was just normal room to We need
Speaker 1: to take that over there. They don't know about frosty mugs.
Speaker 2: And so then it's already like nine thirty, dude, and
Speaker 2: we've been up for I don't know how many hours
Speaker 2: because we landed at six am. We lost six hours
Speaker 2: of the day from over there. We didn't sleep, and
Speaker 2: so nine thirty time to go to bed.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, you either are walking zombies at this
Speaker 1: point with zombies, dude.
Speaker 2: We and we forced ourselves to have the pint because
Speaker 2: we're in London, so you gotta go to a pub,
Speaker 2: gotta do it.
Speaker 1: You don't even finish it, you push it back over
Speaker 1: to the bartender. He's like, I've never had somebody not
Speaker 1: finish And we're like, oh man, are you having so
Speaker 1: much money? Yeah? This is so much fun. This pine
Speaker 1: is so fun. Dude. Hey, Mexican place local. He gave
Speaker 1: me a forty eight ounce beer. What am I gonna
Speaker 1: do with that? I drank twelve of the ounces and
Speaker 1: pushed thirty six ounces back to the guy looked at
Speaker 1: me CROSSI. I guess nobody's ever turned in a double
Speaker 1: pint from a Mexican restaurant. I'm sorry. I didn't want
Speaker 1: something the size in my face to drink. I want
Speaker 1: twelve ounces.
Speaker 2: And so we were staying at the Royal Royal Air
Speaker 2: Force something.
Speaker 1: It was really cool, right it was American?
Speaker 2: Well no, no, what it is is it's like a
Speaker 2: club for people that used to be either in the
Speaker 2: military or just in the Air Force.
Speaker 1: Of the UK. Thank you for your service.
Speaker 2: I wasn't in it, but we know someone that he
Speaker 2: was in it, and he married an American woman and
Speaker 2: he his daughter goes to our school and we met
Speaker 2: them now here. Let us sake you up with this place, dude.
Speaker 2: It's all these paintings and sculptures and stuff inside the hotel,
Speaker 2: like to their military. It's really cool, but it doesn't
Speaker 2: have very many rooms. It's more like a club. Like
Speaker 2: you come, you go to the bar, you go to
Speaker 2: the restaurant there. Uh, you have meetings there?
Speaker 1: Did you have a meeting now? But we had our convention. No,
Speaker 1: our our room or our florally had two hotel rooms. Honey,
Speaker 1: I have a nine am meeting for the convention tomorrow.
Speaker 2: And so then we said all right, night night, and
Speaker 2: we said night night on Night one of England and
Speaker 2: we went to bed.
Speaker 1: Yes, take a break. That was a lot. We'll take
Speaker 1: a break, We'll go back.
Speaker 2: So the next day we woke up and my wife's like,
Speaker 2: oh my gosh, I found this great restaurant.
Speaker 1: I found this great restaurant, you Shanes, no heating in plant.
Speaker 2: I just wanted to go to a little cafe, sit
Speaker 2: out on the street enjoy ourselves.
Speaker 1: Who are you You want to go to a cafe
Speaker 1: at Drake tea?
Speaker 2: No? I don't want to hold on, hold on. I
Speaker 2: didn't say tea.
Speaker 1: Yes, do you have a biscuit and maybe some warm tea? No?
Speaker 1: Who did you turn into? No?
Speaker 2: I didn't care about the tea. I didn't care about
Speaker 2: the biscuits. I cared about That's what everybody does is
Speaker 2: they have their tables outside and everybody sits on the
Speaker 2: sidewalk and it looks fun.
Speaker 1: I like that. So I wanted to do that, okay,
Speaker 1: And she's like, well, I found somewhere else. There's a
Speaker 1: Michelin star restaurant right around the corner. I've heard of
Speaker 1: Michelin And I'm like, breakfast is breakfast? Like? Does it matter?
Speaker 1: Eggs and bakey, wakey, wake right?
Speaker 2: How much different can breakfast be a Micheon And she's
Speaker 2: like that way I can say, I ate it a
Speaker 2: Michelin Star restaurant. I'm like, yeah, but you're eating breakfast.
Speaker 2: It's not like one of the pancakes. It going to
Speaker 2: be so much different. So we go. It's not outside,
Speaker 2: it's inside. Don't get to sit on a little patio
Speaker 2: like I wanted to.
Speaker 1: I'll take you down a patio on Second Avenue and.
Speaker 2: My wife, I've got a Macha pancake. I'd never heard
Speaker 2: of that green green with green saw. It's actually pretty good.
Speaker 1: I had to buy it was Michelin. It's pretty good.
Speaker 1: So we ate in a Michelin Star restaurant. See, I've
Speaker 1: never done that. Mocking Bird ain't Michelin either. The Golden
Speaker 1: Arches next door ain't Michelin. No, it's not Michelin.
Speaker 2: And then we walked away around London some more. We
Speaker 2: went into some street that has a bunch of shopping.
Speaker 2: But we can't shop that much. You're not bringing it
Speaker 2: all home.
Speaker 1: Do you think I want to go to the street?
Speaker 1: Is my wife? Oh, but I'm saying, what really can
Speaker 1: you buy when you're on vacation unless you bring the
Speaker 1: extra luggage.
Speaker 2: I don't know what she wanted to buy, but she
Speaker 2: just wanted to walk down it and see it. And
Speaker 2: I never realized how big notting Hill was. They had
Speaker 2: fifteen different shops dedicated just selling the Nottingham shopping Bag.
Speaker 1: Notting Hill. Have you ever seen the movie?
Speaker 2: It's like fifty years old and it still has shops
Speaker 2: where people want to take pictures, where the like the
Speaker 2: bookstore that was used in notting Hill, and they buy
Speaker 2: the bag that says the notting Hill Shopping Bag.
Speaker 1: It sounds like these people are stuck in the fifties.
Speaker 2: They really are stuck in the fifties. And then we
Speaker 2: got con There was this guy selling lemonade outside of
Speaker 2: his flat and it has a science says my husband
Speaker 2: makes the best lemonade in all of London, and he
Speaker 2: had a cart and everything. I'm like, oh, and it
Speaker 2: says good things come to those who's wait, there's a line.
Speaker 2: Let's get in line for some lemonade.
Speaker 1: Man Ponzi scheme.
Speaker 2: And we get in there and they're fresh squeezing the
Speaker 2: limes right there.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean? The lemons, whatever the hell
Speaker 1: they're called it's gonna be terrible. Sorry, lemons. Ray. The
Speaker 1: tomatoes they're put in this lemonade were amazing.
Speaker 2: And I get up there and I'm like, so, man, like,
Speaker 2: how many limons do you go through a day?
Speaker 1: He's like, not sure. That's a nice business plan, not
Speaker 1: a good business plan.
Speaker 2: So you do this all the time, No, just hot
Speaker 2: days when you trick tourists were a Michael.
Speaker 1: Good talk man.
Speaker 2: You've got a great personality for this business.
Speaker 1: You're really outgoing. I can see how you're the best.
Speaker 2: You're really making me want to buy your lemonade, you know,
Speaker 2: So I buy buy the lemonade.
Speaker 1: Forced my hand.
Speaker 3: I've got to buy some now.
Speaker 2: And I gotta say it was room temperature. They put
Speaker 2: like two ice cubes in it, and it didn't taste
Speaker 2: that great.
Speaker 1: Sounds like country time.
Speaker 2: And I was like, okay, well great, I'm glad I
Speaker 2: just wasted fifteen twenty minutes in your line. So my
Speaker 2: wife and I can both get a lemonade. And it
Speaker 2: tastes just fine, nothing great. So we go to these shops,
Speaker 2: we walk around great.
Speaker 1: Blah blah blah blah blah.
Speaker 2: I don't give a crap about this. There's so many people.
Speaker 2: Then we go to a pub and we eat some
Speaker 2: fish and chips outside, have a pint, and the bartender
Speaker 2: comes out and he's like, looks at this table next
Speaker 2: to us, looks at us into the pod, and he goes,
Speaker 2: none of you guys are smoking. This is embarrassing. No
Speaker 2: one's smoking. I came out here to smoke with somebody.
Speaker 1: What though?
Speaker 2: And I'm like, sorry, man, we're like from America and
Speaker 2: we know that cigarettes are bad.
Speaker 1: We're healthy.
Speaker 2: He's like, this is this is bad at a pub
Speaker 2: and no one is smoking.
Speaker 3: Here, all rip of dark. Get me one of those.
Speaker 2: Man goes like, as I go, smoke over here by myself,
Speaker 2: and he goes and smokes by himself.
Speaker 1: He talks to himself, he has own little and goes
Speaker 1: back inside. Yeah.
Speaker 2: And then we go back to the hotel, get dressed up,
Speaker 2: and we My wife's like, let's go get some tea.
Speaker 1: Let's go get an afternoon tea. I'm like, okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: they do this in England. Let's go get a cup
Speaker 1: of tea. No, no, no, no.
Speaker 2: When someone says go get an afternoon tea. Ray, We
Speaker 2: went to this place and it was a whole production.
Speaker 2: They had you get to pick what flavor tea you want.
Speaker 2: You get your own pot of tea. Then you pick
Speaker 2: from the menu do you want savory sweet? A mix
Speaker 2: of savory and sweet. And they bring out a tower
Speaker 2: of sandwiches, muffins and desserts all on this tower and
Speaker 2: they put it and it's all nice and fit, and
Speaker 2: I'm like, I thought we were going for a cup
Speaker 2: of tea.
Speaker 4: What a random Schmorgas board of food. They eat cupcakes
Speaker 4: at two pm, drink a kettle of tea, and then
Speaker 4: suck off Macha pancakes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we had. I mean it was unbelievable. I was like,
Speaker 2: they like crap over there. Yeah, but this have afternoon
Speaker 2: tea is not what I thought it. I thought I
Speaker 2: just have a cup of tea. But it's a whole production.
Speaker 2: They had salmon, they had cucumber and cream cheese sandwiches,
Speaker 2: they had other I mean it was crazy and I
Speaker 2: was like, this is ridiculous.
Speaker 1: Maybe the cream cheese sandwich. Other than that, you haven't
Speaker 1: named something that I would have eaten. The salmon was great.
Speaker 1: I don't do that. Oh you should borchetta, borchetta sliced ham.
Speaker 1: We had borchetted Uh, fifty vines down the road. It
Speaker 1: tastes a crap. Oh well, I think brushetta. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: not a fan. I think I like that. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't like salmon. It's like raw so good. It
Speaker 1: was smoked salmon. No, I don't do that, Okay, you should.
Speaker 2: Then we went to this play called Titanik. Hilarious, absolutely hilarious,
Speaker 2: and one of their jokes, oh, thank you for asking
Speaker 2: Ray the.
Speaker 1: Best joke I like to laugh.
Speaker 2: The best joke Titanique, and it's all a Titanic and like,
Speaker 2: it's really funny.
Speaker 1: Looking up description, I don't need to go over it
Speaker 1: right here, I understand satire.
Speaker 2: Yes, well, it was like a Titanic museum tour. And
Speaker 2: then Seline Dion interrupts and tells you what really happened
Speaker 2: on the Titanic.
Speaker 1: Okay, interesting angle, I could have written that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, very funny, good jokes, but right, the best joke
Speaker 2: all night. I maybe maybe three people and the whole
Speaker 2: place laughed, and I was one of them.
Speaker 1: And she goes.
Speaker 2: And Carl's mom was gay gay, I mean blind blind.
Speaker 1: Y see that? Yes, see that stole an American news clip.
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying right when they said that, I
Speaker 2: abot fell out of my chair. I'm like, how, out
Speaker 2: of all the news clips in the world, of all
Speaker 2: the jokes that they had written, this one little clip
Speaker 2: from fifteen years ago that nobody knows about, and they
Speaker 2: put it into their plan. I mean, Carl, we're about
Speaker 2: to talk to Carl Weisenheiser. He called him Mount Kilimanjaro,
Speaker 2: and he's gay gay, I mean blind. We'll be right
Speaker 2: back out of the break. And when they made that joke,
Speaker 2: I fell out of my chair. And afterwards, my wife's like,
Speaker 2: why did you laugh at that? And I was like,
Speaker 2: do you not know the clip? And then I went
Speaker 2: over it five times and she laughed more and more
Speaker 2: every single time. I mean, it is so freaking funny.
Speaker 1: Is it even fit with the skin? Yes?
Speaker 2: Okay, And that's why it was so funny. And they
Speaker 2: go and she's gay gay, I mean.
Speaker 1: Blind, And I was like, this is the best play
Speaker 1: I've ever seen in my life.
Speaker 3: I love you, tight Niek.
Speaker 1: And then we went and got a pint and then
Speaker 1: we went back to bed. That was it. Did you
Speaker 1: try to pull it up? If we were a good show,
Speaker 1: I'd have been able to pull it up. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: so that was it.
Speaker 2: That was night two, day two in London, and uh yeah,
Speaker 2: we'll take a break and we'll be right back. So
Speaker 2: the next day, Ray, we wake up and it's time
Speaker 2: to go bye bye London. We spend our two days there,
Speaker 2: and it is time to get out of town, Ray,
Speaker 2: because there's this other country right next to England called Scotland.
Speaker 1: Get over there. I'm done with London.
Speaker 2: We are done with London. So we head to the
Speaker 2: train station.
Speaker 1: He throw heath, no, see you later never.
Speaker 2: And we get a train to Scotland. They're connected, they're connected.
Speaker 1: Had no idea. I had no idea.
Speaker 2: Don't ask me. I didn't know this, and so we
Speaker 2: get on it. It's like a five four and a
Speaker 2: half hour train ride to Scotland.
Speaker 1: Tell me this for when I never go London. Are
Speaker 1: you using your own money? Are you debit card? I'm
Speaker 1: doing credit card. You're swiping the cart in another country? Smart? Okay,
Speaker 1: what about in the Iceland Scotland? Scotland? Are I'm just
Speaker 1: gonna use my credit card the whole time so you
Speaker 1: don't have to convert your mind anymore. No, what happened
Speaker 1: to the charm of travel? That is true, Like, you
Speaker 1: don't you don't get swipe, dude, you could have at
Speaker 1: least made it up. Did you use some foreign currency? No,
Speaker 1: never did that. You're swiping Venmo and Venmo credit.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm just doing I'm just doing the card. So
Speaker 2: we ride on the train, dude, and the train ride
Speaker 2: is awesome, and we get our little seats in the
Speaker 2: cabin and we're like, oh, this is our first time
Speaker 2: ever going on a real train. Let's pay for a
Speaker 2: little nicer of a seat. So we pay for a
Speaker 2: little bit of a cabin where you're gonna get food.
Speaker 2: And so we sit down and we're looking out the
Speaker 2: window and here comes this.
Speaker 1: Dude, how are the spirits? This is mid trip right? Great?
Speaker 1: Is everybody good? Is like? Is it starting to wear
Speaker 1: on you a little bit? All the travel?
Speaker 2: And I'm still a little tired. I'm tired. That morning
Speaker 2: and my wife sends a picture to our family like, hey,
Speaker 2: we're head over Scotland and they all replied to s
Speaker 2: he okay, what's wrong with them?
Speaker 1: Would you look like the Walking Dead?
Speaker 2: I looked like the Walking down. I mean I was
Speaker 2: so tired, and I was like, man, that was a
Speaker 2: rough picture. But that's okay, I don't mind.
Speaker 1: He looks like Vegas warmed over. Yeah, exactly. Put him
Speaker 1: on a train. Let's take him to another country.
Speaker 2: See here I am on the train, dude.
Speaker 1: That's my picture. He looks fine.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I just look a little tired. And so I'm
Speaker 2: sitting there and we have just two chairs, one chair
Speaker 2: table chair. On the other side of the aisle is
Speaker 2: like a like a table with two chairs on each side.
Speaker 2: So four people get.
Speaker 1: To sit there.
Speaker 2: And this old lady comes and sits, and she sits
Speaker 2: next to the window. And then here comes this really
Speaker 2: tall dude and he throws his backpack in the window
Speaker 2: seat on the other side, and he sits down and
Speaker 2: he looks hung.
Speaker 1: Over his balls. You must be the hammer.
Speaker 2: And he's real tall, probably six foot four, six foot five,
Speaker 2: long legs, and he's sitting there and he's just rubbing his.
Speaker 1: Head, rubbing his head.
Speaker 2: And then they start to coming around to check tickets,
Speaker 2: and dude disappears. What the He just disappears, leaves his
Speaker 2: backpack there, disappears, and he comes back like thirty minutes later,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, oh, he must have gone thrown up, right,
Speaker 2: And they come around like oh, you want anything to drink.
Speaker 2: He's like, give me two beers. Two beers, hey, keep
Speaker 2: it party going. I'm like wow, okay, and me and
Speaker 2: my wife are talking and he's like, excuse me.
Speaker 1: Hair of the dog.
Speaker 2: And he's like, where are you guys from? And we're like, oh,
Speaker 2: we're from Tennessee. I couldn't figure out your accent. I
Speaker 2: knew you weren't from here. And we start talking to him.
Speaker 2: His name's Steven.
Speaker 1: Now I'm from down the road.
Speaker 2: Well, no ass man, and he just had a boy's
Speaker 2: weekend down in London. He was going back to his
Speaker 2: home city of Carlisle. He was working, but he was like,
Speaker 2: he goes, I don't want to drink this beer, but
Speaker 2: I have to drink this beer. That's why I'm drinking
Speaker 2: it right now. He pulls out his computer and he's
Speaker 2: got two beers, just doing some work, doing some work.
Speaker 2: Finally he's like, man, screw it, just closes his laptop.
Speaker 1: That had to be some quality emails he sent out
Speaker 1: and he's just talking to us.
Speaker 2: He starts talking all about life in America and all
Speaker 2: these places.
Speaker 1: Great guy, really funny.
Speaker 2: He works in renewable energy, like he builds offshore, like
Speaker 2: win turbines.
Speaker 1: I guess, well that turbines me a little crooked.
Speaker 2: And the guy comes back by and he's like, can
Speaker 2: I get two more beers?
Speaker 1: I need two more.
Speaker 3: Wow?
Speaker 2: And he was like, he goes, he was talking about
Speaker 2: it was his buddy's fortieth birthday. So they went to
Speaker 2: He met him in London and they'd been going since
Speaker 2: Thursday night. And then they went to the Liverpool and
Speaker 2: Crystal Palace game at the stadium and they lost in
Speaker 2: penalties and he started asking me, can we please start
Speaker 2: calling it football over here because instead of soccer? And
Speaker 2: can we call football American football? We had all these
Speaker 2: conversations about life.
Speaker 1: And things like that.
Speaker 2: Deep and in the like three and a half hours
Speaker 2: to his hometown, he had six beers.
Speaker 1: Did no work work day? Huh?
Speaker 2: And I was like, man, and he was like, yeah, man,
Speaker 2: I've missed a lot of meetings today. I'm just I'm
Speaker 2: I don't feel good enough to get on those calls.
Speaker 2: He goes, I'll just when I go home, I'll take
Speaker 2: a nap and maybe I'll answer a couple of emails.
Speaker 2: Then very friendly guy Steven was really great. But then
Speaker 2: it hit me that he wasn't supposed to be sitting
Speaker 2: in that seat. That's why he disappeared when they came
Speaker 2: to check tickets.
Speaker 1: So that's all you have to do.
Speaker 2: Because to the left was the bathrooms, he went to
Speaker 2: the right, so he left our car, went and sat
Speaker 2: in one of the normal seats. Showed him his ticket.
Speaker 2: After his ticket got punched, he came back to our
Speaker 2: car and sat in that seat. And I didn't even
Speaker 2: realize it until he was getting off the train.
Speaker 1: So he just banked though on nobody being in that seat.
Speaker 2: You can look it up online, I guess. But I
Speaker 2: was just like this Stephen guy because he says he
Speaker 2: does the train.
Speaker 1: A lot, so he's a renewable resource guys, and he
Speaker 1: has to save on a twenty dollars upgrade. Likely story, dude,
Speaker 1: don't ask me. I don't know.
Speaker 2: And he plays golf. He's a fourteen handicap. Any plays
Speaker 2: from the competition teas, he's terrible. Fourteen handicap.
Speaker 1: We're fourteen, No, we're not, you're less than fourteen. I
Speaker 1: am not. I am eighteen. Oh I must be twenty eight. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Oh, so he shoots in like the eighties low eighties, okay,
Speaker 2: and he's got a girlfriend all that, and I was like,
Speaker 2: he's a scam artist.
Speaker 1: That's great.
Speaker 2: And then we the train arrives in Glasgow, Scotland, and
Speaker 2: now let me tell you Scotland.
Speaker 1: Is where it is at and we'll tell you about it.
Speaker 2: No Wednesday, No, Oh, Scotland was beautiful, dude. Like every
Speaker 2: building was old, Like there wasn't like oh one old
Speaker 2: building in one hundred new buildings. The downtown was bustling.
Speaker 2: They don't even let a lot of cars down there
Speaker 2: because they pollution.
Speaker 1: There's no cars, very few.
Speaker 2: You have to have a special pass to come downtown
Speaker 2: in Glasgow.
Speaker 1: We should do that in Nashville. I agree, hm hm.
Speaker 2: And so we're going to get on another train because
Speaker 2: we're gonna go meet my wife's sister in Croy, which
Speaker 2: is another city in Scotland.
Speaker 1: Love Croy, Love the water in America, La Croy. I
Speaker 1: didn't know your wife's sister was going to be thrown
Speaker 1: in the mix.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I didn't either until we were leaving, like a
Speaker 2: couple days before. She's like, oh, yeah, we're gonna meet
Speaker 2: up my sister in Scotland. This trip just got better.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, all right, So we get off. We
Speaker 2: had to walk to another train station to get on
Speaker 2: this train to go to Croy. You got in the lube,
Speaker 2: you know, we just got another train tube that was
Speaker 2: in the tube here and we go and we get
Speaker 2: off and her friend, her sister had a friend that
Speaker 2: is from London. So they were driving the country and
Speaker 2: they picked us up in Croy and then we went
Speaker 2: to Deanston, Deanston, Scotland.
Speaker 1: I liked the having a local, yes, yeah. And the
Speaker 1: driving on the other side of road was bananas. Like
Speaker 1: ben to Costa Rica. It takes like five minutes in
Speaker 1: your no. No.
Speaker 2: But she was driving and so sometimes she would turn
Speaker 2: I'd be like, oh my god, but she was turning
Speaker 2: in another lane because that's the way we're supposed to go.
Speaker 2: But I thought she was turning into the right lane.
Speaker 2: You know where we were used to driving.
Speaker 1: Bro go to Costa Rica. There's no side of the road.
Speaker 1: You can drive on the left or right. You just
Speaker 1: have to move over depending on which side the car
Speaker 1: coming at you is going go to Costa Rica.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'll go to Costa Rica. So it freaked you
Speaker 2: out a little bit, freak me out a little bit. Well,
Speaker 2: we go to Deanston. We get a little flat and this,
Speaker 2: this is what it's all about. All these mountains, the
Speaker 2: beauty of all the open fields and all the old timy.
Speaker 2: Everything's old. Everything is old in Scotland. Nothing is new.
Speaker 2: I loved Scotland.
Speaker 1: You're a Scotland guy. You need to move there.
Speaker 2: No, I'm not gonna move there. But we did wake
Speaker 2: up the next morning and go hike. And we took
Speaker 2: a boat ride and looked at you know a little
Speaker 2: from a little town and looked around at all the mountains.
Speaker 1: Is it easier you out of breath because of the hike?
Speaker 2: Oh no, it was an easy like this was an
Speaker 2: easy hike. And then we went to another place to
Speaker 2: do another hike and they said it could take you
Speaker 2: about an hour and a half two hours if you
Speaker 2: go the long way, or you go straight up it
Speaker 2: and it'll take about fifty minutes straight up. And my
Speaker 2: wife and sister in law were like, oh, you know,
Speaker 2: we'll go to that point right there with you and
Speaker 2: then you'll be on your own.
Speaker 1: They're leaving you in Scotland.
Speaker 2: And the girl that was the local, she did about
Speaker 2: two hundred yards and got tired. I was like, I'm
Speaker 2: just gonna wait under this tree and hang out. Whoa,
Speaker 2: because it was like seventy eight degrees, so it's really
Speaker 2: hot for over there. As the Scottish we're telling us
Speaker 2: it's like boiling it's boiling hot.
Speaker 1: Okay, tell them it's one hundred and five.
Speaker 2: But they don't know what it's like to have seventy
Speaker 2: eight degree weather.
Speaker 1: Oh, it's like a heat wave over there. Yes.
Speaker 2: And so there's a local that walked by me. I'm like,
Speaker 2: you're going straight up? He goes straight up, you're in
Speaker 2: my role dog, and he goes it's pretty easy. There's
Speaker 2: basically worn out like steps in the side of the
Speaker 2: mountain if you just go straight up. I'm like, all right,
Speaker 2: but I'm gonna walk with my wife and sister in
Speaker 2: law and we'd walk.
Speaker 1: A little bit longer.
Speaker 2: And they're like, you know what, you might want to
Speaker 2: go catch up with him because I don't think we're
Speaker 2: gonna make it all the way up.
Speaker 1: Sounds like they had too many pints.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, all right, So here I go up
Speaker 2: the side of the mountain. It's getting steep, getting steep,
Speaker 2: I'm starting to sweat, starting to sweat. Then I catch
Speaker 2: up with the dude. His name's Tim. He's lived in
Speaker 2: Glasgow for like twenty five years. He's got two kids,
Speaker 2: one grand kid. And we marched to the top of
Speaker 2: the mountain together.
Speaker 1: What else did you guys do?
Speaker 2: Nothing, dude, But it was so exciting and I was
Speaker 2: so pumped.
Speaker 1: This is such a climax to be up here with you. Tim.
Speaker 2: No, I didn't say anything like that, but I was
Speaker 2: so excited for my moment at the top of the
Speaker 2: mountain to soak it all in, like I I mean,
Speaker 2: it took me like fifty minutes to climb straight up
Speaker 2: this freaking mountain.
Speaker 1: A lot of people have died on that mountain.
Speaker 2: No, I don't know if they have. I have no idea.
Speaker 2: And I get up there and I'm so excited to
Speaker 2: go touch this rock at the top and there's a
Speaker 2: swarm of flying ants and I can't go to it.
Speaker 1: Look at that dude, Yeah, it's pretty bad.
Speaker 2: And he gets up there with me and he's like.
Speaker 1: We lost him.
Speaker 2: He's like, we better get down. We got to get
Speaker 2: down now.
Speaker 1: What And so I didn't even get to do we
Speaker 1: lose him? No?
Speaker 2: No, But he was like, I've never seen it this bad.
Speaker 2: And I mean they were swarming us.
Speaker 4: Dude, take off your clothes, but we'rerap your face with
Speaker 4: your clothes.
Speaker 1: Tim, Tim gets a fly yeah on him. He starts
Speaker 1: taking his clothes on.
Speaker 2: And so with me. So we bath get over here.
Speaker 2: So we bail, dude, we bail. I don't even get
Speaker 2: to enjoy the view from the top. I don't even
Speaker 2: get to go touch that rock.
Speaker 1: For those of you truckers, it is a heavy swarm
Speaker 1: of locusts.
Speaker 2: I don't know what they were, he said, flying ants.
Speaker 2: And then I was worried if they start biting me,
Speaker 2: then do I die by a thousand flying ant bites
Speaker 2: on the top of a freaking mountain in Scotland, overlooking
Speaker 2: the beauty. So me and Tim just start hi hiking
Speaker 2: down and like on the second shelf. He took my picture,
Speaker 2: so i'd let you know that I didn't make it
Speaker 2: up there.
Speaker 1: I mean, you had no climbing gear on. No, dude,
Speaker 1: I was just wearing ten of shoes. Man, That's how
Speaker 1: I do it prepared.
Speaker 2: I'm so unprepared. I am so unprepared for everything.
Speaker 1: No water bottle.
Speaker 2: I did have one water bottle, like a little plastic
Speaker 2: water bottle in my pocket. I littered that ray and
Speaker 2: then we hiked all the way back down and here's
Speaker 2: my boy Tim.
Speaker 1: Man. Wow, you guys look like you're daty.
Speaker 3: You would down you men town?
Speaker 1: Dude? Why does he look that happy to be hiking
Speaker 1: with you? Dude?
Speaker 2: He had just gotten off work and it was such
Speaker 2: a beautiful day.
Speaker 1: He's I got gonna go for a hike. Bike, So
Speaker 1: he went for a hike. Man, people are weird, he
Speaker 1: said self, I'm going for a hike after work. People
Speaker 1: are weird. No, would you ever do that here in Nashville? No,
Speaker 1: you know in Scotland are weird?
Speaker 2: No? No, people in Scotland are super friendly.
Speaker 1: Have you ever got done with a potty and said
Speaker 1: I want to go for a hike and I'll hang
Speaker 1: up and listen. No, I guess was your wife mad
Speaker 1: that she didn't do it?
Speaker 2: No, she wasn't too mad. It was called Dungan Hill.
Speaker 2: Is where we're at, Dungan Hill. Look at this view, buddy,
Speaker 2: That is beauty. Yeah, it's beauty.
Speaker 1: And it was so amazing to go up there.
Speaker 2: And me and Tim hiked back down together, and he
Speaker 2: told me that one of his favorite movies of all time,
Speaker 2: Local hero Oh that's sid porn. I don't know, but
Speaker 2: it was filmed a little bit in Texas and he
Speaker 2: was like, you should check it out one day and
Speaker 2: I said, Tim, for you, I will check it out, man,
Speaker 2: because me and you bonded as we marched to the
Speaker 2: top of this mountain. What a day, man, what a day?
Speaker 2: I mean Scotland, God, beautiful. We'll take a break, we'll
Speaker 2: write back.
Speaker 1: Ants in my pants, Tim, ants in my pants, so
Speaker 1: we already know the end thing. You found recliners at
Speaker 1: the Heathrow airport and then flew home.
Speaker 2: No, and I'm just gonna tell you this. We went
Speaker 2: to the Sterling Castle the next day, absolutely beautiful.
Speaker 1: It was so cool. And here's the thing.
Speaker 2: Scottish people might be the most friendly people on this planet.
Speaker 2: Because we were standing right by a distillery and they
Speaker 2: have a little cafe there and the girls wanted some coffee,
Speaker 2: so they stopped. They going to get coffee and I
Speaker 2: get out and I just go stand by the river
Speaker 2: as the water is flowing down.
Speaker 1: What how long was the train ride? I forgot to
Speaker 1: ask you that. From where from Heathrow to Scotland? Like
Speaker 1: four and a half hours. Okay, back to your coffee.
Speaker 2: So I'm I'm gonna ge out and just look at
Speaker 2: this river. And I'm just standing there and it's a beautiful,
Speaker 2: beautiful scene.
Speaker 1: Dude.
Speaker 2: It's an old town, very old. It was called Deanston.
Speaker 2: And here comes this this dude walking his dog and
Speaker 2: I and he says good morning, And I said morning.
Speaker 1: What with all these friendly dudes in Scotland. I'm telling
Speaker 1: you they're the most friendly people in the world. And
Speaker 1: did you not have like some buckso blonde up on you?
Speaker 2: I will say the hotties in Scotland were non exist.
Speaker 1: I could tell from the storytelling you met Tim dude,
Speaker 1: he was the highlight of the trip.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he was. He was really cool. But look at
Speaker 2: this view. This is the river. I'm just looking down
Speaker 2: as I'm waiting for them to get their car.
Speaker 1: It looks like Colorado. It's beautiful. And he's like, oh,
Speaker 1: where are you from? I said, from Tennessee.
Speaker 2: Oh, let me tell you what you Let me tell
Speaker 2: you all about it. And he told me, dude, he
Speaker 2: told me forty five minutes worth. He sat there for
Speaker 2: twenty five minutes telling me things to do in Scotland.
Speaker 1: I didn't ask for that.
Speaker 2: Uh, don't don't don't buy the shops at like these castles,
Speaker 2: don't don't buy it, don't buy. Price is too high,
Speaker 2: too high, and not quality goods, not quality, not quality.
Speaker 2: He goes, and I hear from other other people that
Speaker 2: visit that we too expensive, we too expensive. But you
Speaker 2: guys are good for our economy. He goes, would you
Speaker 2: come back to Scotland.
Speaker 1: Okay gross domestic product? And I said, yeah, preach.
Speaker 2: He said, well, we need you to come twice twice
Speaker 2: a year. Bring the kids, bring the kids.
Speaker 1: Now I'm not going.
Speaker 2: And then he said, oh, you're gonna go to Edinburgh,
Speaker 2: you need to take the If you're gonna park here,
Speaker 2: it's cheaper to park on this side.
Speaker 1: Take the ferry over.
Speaker 2: Because you go to Edinburgh, they're gonna charge you more
Speaker 2: to park. If you're gonna go to this castle, go
Speaker 2: this way, Go into this town. They have the best
Speaker 2: fish and chips at this place.
Speaker 1: Are you taking notes?
Speaker 2: No, I'm just listening as he talks. As you're gonna
Speaker 2: say here he is, he's got me just pinned up
Speaker 2: against the wall.
Speaker 1: Oh my, that conversation looks like it's never gonna end.
Speaker 1: And I was like, oh, thank you, and then you
Speaker 1: get the sunglasses.
Speaker 2: I bought him on that street because I didn't have
Speaker 2: any sunglasses back in London. And dude, Frank sat there
Speaker 2: and talked to me forever. And he has a little
Speaker 2: dog and he's like, oh, people, just it's a working dog,
Speaker 2: working dog. And they say, bring it to California, bring
Speaker 2: it to Idaho, bring it to Montana.
Speaker 1: Work, work, work.
Speaker 2: And we're like, oh, that'd be a long way to
Speaker 2: take your dog, you know what I mean. And he's like, no,
Speaker 2: you just put a suitcase and then cut four holes
Speaker 2: in it at walk with you.
Speaker 1: What the hell is this guy talking about?
Speaker 2: I don't know, dude, but he was so friendly and.
Speaker 1: He looks like the guy that invented apple, Tim Cook,
Speaker 1: And so took the picture of you and your wife
Speaker 1: talking to him.
Speaker 2: The sister in law and her friend, because they were
Speaker 2: ready to go. They're in the car, they're ready to
Speaker 2: go for another hike. They're ready to go to the
Speaker 2: you know, the castle, the Sterling Castle and see your
Speaker 2: wife's sister's friend lives there, lives in London. And then
Speaker 2: she drove over. Yeah, she picked up her sister at
Speaker 2: Heathrow and they drove through England, and then through Scotland.
Speaker 1: Was this all planned at the same time. I guess
Speaker 1: I don't know. I went in on the planning part, and.
Speaker 2: So logistics smith DICKX Ray. So we go to the castle. Dude,
Speaker 2: it's like an hour till it's closing. And let me
Speaker 2: tell you, if you ever go to the Sterling Castle
Speaker 2: in Scotland, you gotta find Andrew because the dude was amazing.
Speaker 2: We walk in, we got an hour and ten minutes
Speaker 2: still it closes and we're like, all right, look dude,
Speaker 2: we're here. What is the most important what's the best
Speaker 2: way to get the most time, you know, the quickest
Speaker 2: look at it so we don't miss anything. He goes,
Speaker 2: we're here, and he gave us a whole description. He goes,
Speaker 2: what you're gonna do, Walk up those stairs, go through
Speaker 2: the building, come down, take a left, go to that building.
Speaker 2: And he showed us exactly how to go. Where are
Speaker 2: you drawing this map on a napkin.
Speaker 1: In the air, he's pointing at buildings. Ray, I had
Speaker 1: my wife mascara and a piece of paper towel.
Speaker 2: And here's a great thing about Andrew. Man, here's the
Speaker 2: great thing about Andrew. He would just pop up randomly
Speaker 2: in and when we were walking, he's like, oh, Andrew,
Speaker 2: and he's like, guys, guys, you went the wrong way,
Speaker 2: wrong way you're supposed to go.
Speaker 3: You're scared the hell out of me.
Speaker 2: Andrew exactly due. Oh sorry sorry, So he's like, you
Speaker 2: need to go back that way. You're wasting steps, wasting steps.
Speaker 1: He's in the ladies' restroom and.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, you went the way.
Speaker 2: We go in there, and then we go into this
Speaker 2: old chapel and they have the king and Queen seats
Speaker 2: there and he and Andrew shows up in there and
Speaker 2: takes pictures of us in the seats.
Speaker 1: Phenomenal.
Speaker 2: And then we go and we're looking around, and we
Speaker 2: go down in the old kitchen where they used to
Speaker 2: cook and do that. And then we go down in
Speaker 2: the gardens and we look up and who's peering over
Speaker 2: the wall Andrew looking down on us in the garden.
Speaker 2: Oh Andrew too again man. And so we were loving Andrew,
Speaker 2: and we saw the castle and it was so freaking cool.
Speaker 1: Andrew was a little interested in the the American wife.
Speaker 1: He might have been.
Speaker 2: He might have been, But that's how you're gonna if
Speaker 2: you're gonna ever go to a castle, go when there's
Speaker 2: like an hour and twenty minutes left, because there's no
Speaker 2: one there like you go earlier in the day. There's
Speaker 2: so many people. It's so crowded, it's hard to move.
Speaker 2: I will never castle a different way anyway in my life,
Speaker 2: because usually you go in the middle of the day,
Speaker 2: it's like, oh, so crowded with all these tourists. Wait
Speaker 2: till the end of the day, when everyboy's already gone.
Speaker 2: That's the first thing they do in the day. We
Speaker 2: had the place to ourselves pretty much.
Speaker 1: You would know about a castle, the moat, you must
Speaker 1: have known your way around. There was a moat, exactly,
Speaker 1: very familiar. There was a moat.
Speaker 2: There was a moat at the castle.
Speaker 1: That we went in. In London they had a moat. Also.
Speaker 1: Where was the help Where were the butler's headquarters?
Speaker 2: I don't know, I don't know, but it was fantastic.
Speaker 1: It was a dark history. I didn't ask a lot
Speaker 1: of questions.
Speaker 2: And then we went to the Kipton Kimpton Kimpton, it's
Speaker 2: the hotel in the street Kimpton by Marriott, and went
Speaker 2: to a little restaurant and then it was great, so phenomenal,
Speaker 2: the food was good, people were so nice.
Speaker 1: Do chains again? Was it a chain restaurant?
Speaker 2: No, no, no, it wasn't knowing it wasn't a chain restaurant.
Speaker 1: Dookies Indian food you ate? No, that was the shoom, Shoom,
Speaker 1: the shoom. Uh what else did we do? Then? We
Speaker 1: went to I think we've covered it. No.
Speaker 2: One night we went to another restaurant in a town
Speaker 2: and we got drinks on the patio. We ordered an appetizer,
Speaker 2: and then they came and said.
Speaker 1: No more food.
Speaker 2: We're like what they're like too busy? There were not
Speaker 2: used as many people being at our restaurant. This nice weather,
Speaker 2: everybody has come to the restaurant. We can't cook ane
Speaker 2: more food.
Speaker 1: Right, that's not my problem.
Speaker 2: So we had to pay the bill, get in the
Speaker 2: car and drive about a mile and find another restaurant.
Speaker 2: After we had done some hiking in the castle. It
Speaker 2: was like, what I forget the city? Frank had told
Speaker 2: us about the city, So we went to that city.
Speaker 1: It's phenomenal.
Speaker 2: Food was good, great atmosphere and I finally saw Hoti,
Speaker 2: finally saw Hatty at that restaurant at one of the
Speaker 2: bars restaurant pub And that's another thing the pubs. I
Speaker 2: don't know how they do it. Like, there's no clubs
Speaker 2: where you dance on chicks. You usually at a bar here,
Speaker 2: you know, you start dancing on a chick. Of pubs,
Speaker 2: you just get drunk and talk to chicks. I don't
Speaker 2: know how they do it over there.
Speaker 1: I mean, it seems like a bunch of dudes getting
Speaker 1: drunk together. It really does. At the pub, it's a
Speaker 1: lot of dudes watching soccer, yes, football, So honestly what
Speaker 1: I saw in my head is exactly how it was
Speaker 1: in real life. Wow.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and it was great news. We go We went
Speaker 2: to another pub, had a pint, went back to Deanston
Speaker 2: and went to bed Man. Then the next day it's time.
Speaker 1: To move on. No, no, no, we've already moved on.
Speaker 2: And you want to know where we moved on to,
Speaker 2: I'll tell you right after this. Now we went to Edinburgh,
Speaker 2: my favorite city of the trip. Man thought we were
Speaker 2: already there now we were in Deanston and kinspinning all
Speaker 2: these other ones. Dude, Edinburgh was ah, amazing, beautiful city.
Speaker 1: Is that what it was? Okay?
Speaker 2: Beautiful, beautiful park It was fun, phenominal.
Speaker 1: You can't go to the park though you ain't got
Speaker 1: kids with you. Oh no, dude.
Speaker 2: Everybody's out there on blankets, no blankets, just sitting there
Speaker 2: having lunch, bottles of wine, just hanging out in the park.
Speaker 1: Everybody. Really, it was great. Was it a weekday? Weekday?
Speaker 1: People ain't got jobs in Europe. They don't care. Like,
Speaker 1: can you imagine you and me going to this little
Speaker 1: greenway with a bottle of wine.
Speaker 2: After this we get arrested because you're not allowed to
Speaker 2: have an open container there.
Speaker 1: They don't care.
Speaker 2: And I love the culture there because you can just
Speaker 2: walk around with your drinks. You can take a bottle
Speaker 2: of wine and go to the park and lay down
Speaker 2: on the grass and have your friends. You can sit
Speaker 2: on the steps of a building and pour each other
Speaker 2: a glass of wine.
Speaker 1: Here that's called homeless. Well, so you would just go
Speaker 1: sit at the capitol steps and it's normal over there. Yes, here,
Speaker 1: you have to have a sign that says need money. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Well, they had a festival going on called the Fringe Festival.
Speaker 2: It's the biggest arts festival in the world.
Speaker 1: I've heard of it. It was so much fun.
Speaker 2: Dude. Art No, no, no, I'm not talking about art, dude,
Speaker 2: I'm not talking about art like drawing. I'm talking like comedians.
Speaker 1: They had more jokes about the blind walker. No, but
Speaker 1: these comedians are funny, like Dane Cook, like Dave Chappelle.
Speaker 2: I don't know who these people were. And they had plays.
Speaker 2: They had two man shows. One man shows.
Speaker 1: We went to.
Speaker 2: We went to one called Choke Slam, and I mean
Speaker 2: it's in this small ass room, probably about the size of.
Speaker 1: This Kevin Heathrow. I mean maybe a little bit.
Speaker 2: I'll tell you. And this girl comes out. She's dressed
Speaker 2: in spandex and like collars, and she starts dancing. I'm like,
Speaker 2: what the am I about to watch?
Speaker 1: That's funny.
Speaker 2: And then she goes into this story about how she
Speaker 2: fell in love with wrestling.
Speaker 3: That's funny.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, it was a phenomenon for tent five minutes.
Speaker 2: She talked the whole time, and she talked about her
Speaker 2: lover of wrestling. Then she also talked about her life,
Speaker 2: and she intertwined the two and everything that went on
Speaker 2: her life.
Speaker 1: So good, what are you saying She's in next Sydney Sweeney.
Speaker 2: She was so good. Then we went to Nina Conti.
Speaker 2: She's funny, She's a ventrolquist. Oh, she doesn't talk a lot. No, huh,
Speaker 2: freaking hilarious. She has a little monkey on her hand
Speaker 2: and she had to be talking and then she'd be like,
Speaker 2: He'll be like, you're such a You're such a slut.
Speaker 2: The monkey will hilarious. Then she pulls people up out
Speaker 2: of the crowd and puts these faces on them, and
Speaker 2: she has a little button that makes their mouth move,
Speaker 2: and she does the talking. And she has three people,
Speaker 2: four people up there on stage at one time and
Speaker 2: having conversations. Dude, I was falling out of my freaking
Speaker 2: chair lapping so hard.
Speaker 1: Do we need to bring that over to America? Do
Speaker 1: we need to bring her to a marria? For sure? Dude.
Speaker 1: And there was just a part It was just a
Speaker 1: party the entire time in the city, in Edinburgh.
Speaker 2: Everything they had everything you could ever want, dude, Like,
Speaker 2: look at these pubs, just packed with people.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's cool.
Speaker 2: It was so freaking fun. And then I'm not working. No,
Speaker 2: no one works.
Speaker 1: Look at this. Look at these parties, dude, just people everywhere.
Speaker 1: Why is nobody at a desk right now? No one
Speaker 1: cares about work? What? Edinburgh was so fun?
Speaker 2: And then we saw Mike or stud no Dave and
Speaker 2: Katie get remarried as a two person little skit show.
Speaker 1: Hilarious, hilarious. We need to bring that to America.
Speaker 2: I think they're from New York, but they were just
Speaker 2: there at the Fringe Festival. Then I went to the
Speaker 2: coolest thing the whole trip. It was called Tattoo and
Speaker 2: it was what I was told. It's right outside the
Speaker 2: castle in Edinburgh and it was gonna be bagpipe bands.
Speaker 1: I'm like, Okay, how fun can this be? This is
Speaker 1: gonna be stupid, annoying, stupid.
Speaker 2: I mean it's an hour and a half long. I'm like,
Speaker 2: how can I watch bagpipes for an hour and a half?
Speaker 1: How? And so we go and.
Speaker 2: They have the bleachers built up right outside the castle,
Speaker 2: the castles to my right.
Speaker 1: They have flames on top of the castle. The torches
Speaker 1: are all lit. Looks unbelievable. That sounds cool and then
Speaker 1: boom the music stars.
Speaker 2: These bagpipers come walking out of the castle and the
Speaker 2: beat drops and I'm thinking, oh, there's gonna be like
Speaker 2: twenty bagpipers. There was like a hundred, and they were
Speaker 2: just all different formations. They come walking out, Booo, they
Speaker 2: start doing all these walks.
Speaker 1: Nomenal.
Speaker 2: Great, all right, Then they brought the band. They brought
Speaker 2: bands from different countries out.
Speaker 1: Dude.
Speaker 2: It was like the Switzerland band. They come out with
Speaker 2: all these drummers.
Speaker 1: Ba ba ba ba ba bah blah blah blah blah
Speaker 1: bah bah.
Speaker 2: The American people that do the bayonets.
Speaker 1: It was a dance off.
Speaker 2: It wasn't even a dance off, dude. It was everybody's band,
Speaker 2: all these militaries from all over the world.
Speaker 1: So you think you can dance bagpipe edition, dude.
Speaker 2: It was so entertaining because bands from Poland and Switzerland
Speaker 2: are playing together and they're marching and they're not running
Speaker 2: into each other. Then they had all the bands and
Speaker 2: all the freaking bagpipers out there at one time, doing
Speaker 2: different formations dance.
Speaker 1: I mean it was crazy. How much did you pay
Speaker 1: for this? I have no idea. It was just free
Speaker 1: in the street. No, no, no.
Speaker 2: My sister in law booked the tickets, so I got
Speaker 2: to pay her back. I don't know how much it was,
Speaker 2: but it's called tattoo And I was sitting there just going,
Speaker 2: this is phenomenal.
Speaker 1: You give them a standing ovation, yes, at the end
Speaker 1: of your.
Speaker 2: Game of standing out dude, like standing freaking oh. I
Speaker 2: can't even explain, Like I don't even care about music,
Speaker 2: that's the thing, but this whole them coming marching out
Speaker 2: of the castles and having trumpet people up there in
Speaker 2: the castle like playing, and I mean it.
Speaker 1: Was so good. So you're saying, we have Morgan Wall
Speaker 1: and they have bagpipes, but.
Speaker 2: It was more than bagpipes. I thought it was just
Speaker 2: gonna be bagpipes.
Speaker 1: But they had.
Speaker 2: What other armies, like they had the I don't know
Speaker 2: what other armies they had, Poland, Switzerland, the USA, uh, Romania,
Speaker 2: maybe I don't know, it was Ukraine. Their band was there.
Speaker 2: I mean it was crazy.
Speaker 1: We have lu Combs. They have choreographed bagpipes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they were doing dances and like when the USA
Speaker 2: bayonet people were doing there and flipping them up in
Speaker 2: the air and everything. There was different things they were doing.
Speaker 2: The crowd was getting nervous.
Speaker 3: No no, no, no, no no no no.
Speaker 2: People around me were worried they were gonna get someone
Speaker 2: was gonna get hurt. Like there's one time the two
Speaker 2: lines of the bayonets they line up across each other
Speaker 2: and they're throwing them back and forth to each other,
Speaker 2: and like the lieutenant or captain or whatever walks straight
Speaker 2: down the line and doesn't get hit with the bayonet.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, we.
Speaker 1: Have Luke Bryan. They have bayonets.
Speaker 2: The girl from London that was with us, she couldn't watch.
Speaker 1: She was so nervous. I'm telling you, it was so
Speaker 1: freaking good. We have Shobboozi. They have synchronized bagpipes. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that was my trip.
Speaker 2: Man, hit some pubs, hit some good restaurants. I saw
Speaker 2: some bad shows too, Like the last one we watched,
Speaker 2: there was this guy it was like three stand up comedians.
Speaker 1: What's with all these people over there thinking they're comedians?
Speaker 2: Well, it was an arts festival, dude, I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't know anything about this. I don't know how
Speaker 2: you get. I don't know anything about it. I just
Speaker 2: know I was there. It was happening.
Speaker 1: So we went to some of the things. Well, I
Speaker 1: can tell you right now, their humor isn't going to translate.
Speaker 2: Well, there was one there was it was like they're
Speaker 2: gonna do comedy and then a psychia therapist is gonna
Speaker 2: like talk to them and like analyze them.
Speaker 1: Not funny.
Speaker 2: I kind of agree, because I was like well, they're
Speaker 2: just doing a job, so it's not really you know
Speaker 2: what I mean, they're just telling jokes. And so the
Speaker 2: one guy gets up there. He was from Australia. He
Speaker 2: was funny, actually funny, jokes were funny.
Speaker 1: He was good.
Speaker 2: It was very togs like this just kind of you
Speaker 2: know how you guys doing Like he was very funny.
Speaker 2: Next guy comes up, his name was Mark. He was
Speaker 2: not funny at all. He was terrible. It was very awkward,
Speaker 2: like I was just like, get this guy up to stage,
Speaker 2: like it's so bad, like no one's laughing. And he
Speaker 2: even said it during the like when the therapist was
Speaker 2: like talking about He's like, well that's the most someone
Speaker 2: gave me a clap all night. And then the woman,
Speaker 2: the other the last comedian, she was not funny. I
Speaker 2: didn't think I didn't think she was very funny. And
Speaker 2: it was just like okay, and then they all three
Speaker 2: sat up there and the guy gave him you know,
Speaker 2: analysis and whatever, and it was kind of awkward. It
Speaker 2: was a rough one to end on. But hey, it
Speaker 2: was a good trip, man, good trip.
Speaker 1: See I didn't know arts festival means comedy festival, Well
Speaker 1: was comedy. It is an art. Yeah, plays, they love
Speaker 1: their plays over there, and name me one play you
Speaker 1: could watch it. But Chuck Wicks and his Circus smircus
Speaker 1: that he does where he dances on a trampoline every
Speaker 1: Friday night.
Speaker 2: Well, I wouldn't even say, like the the the Dave
Speaker 2: and Katie get married remarried. I would think that's more
Speaker 2: of a skit, more of like uh Esther Fowley's you
Speaker 2: know what I mean, like where it's like jokes and
Speaker 2: funny and they wrote funny songs and they it was
Speaker 2: really entertaining.
Speaker 1: Do we need to perform because what you're telling me
Speaker 1: is there's something besides music that people are entertained by. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and Nashville doesn't have that right now.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was great. And then I went to one
Speaker 2: and it was uh some guy it was, and he
Speaker 2: was just just him for an hour and he acted
Speaker 2: out four different people and he was so freaking.
Speaker 1: Good, so good. What was his name? I don't know,
Speaker 1: no idea. It was like, I'll tell you, I can
Speaker 1: tell you the name of the play what it was.
Speaker 1: Actually it was like the Kevin harda Glass Now, No.
Speaker 2: He was from Australia too. Let me see what. Let
Speaker 2: me go here we go. I'll tell you if it
Speaker 2: pulls up in time my planner history, it was called
Speaker 2: why is it not showing up? A highly Nope, that's
Speaker 2: not that's not it.
Speaker 1: It didn't show up. Oh you know why?
Speaker 2: Oh no, that's not it. It didn't show up because
Speaker 2: I think my sister in law bought the tickets. But
Speaker 2: I did see one where this guy he did a
Speaker 2: whole hour of him doing drawings on an overhead.
Speaker 1: Projector I'm guessing that bomb.
Speaker 2: It was not bad, but it was kind of weird
Speaker 2: at the same time.
Speaker 1: Here at a city park watching a guy tell jokes
Speaker 1: on an overhead projector Yeah, what do they think is
Speaker 1: funny over there? Dude? I don't know, man, they would
Speaker 1: they would think the convention was freaking Shane Gillis. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, her name is Nina Conti. Whose face is it?
Speaker 1: Anyway?
Speaker 2: Absolutely laugh out loud, hysterical choke slam, phenomenal tattoo tattoo.
Speaker 1: Gosh, that was great. That was my trip. Man. Can
Speaker 1: I hear by yours? Yeah, I'll tell you next week.
Speaker 2: Okay, and hey, yeah we're gonna do uh yeah yeah.
Speaker 2: When does football start? Man?
Speaker 1: I don't even know when the first game is you
Speaker 1: got a couple of weeks.
Speaker 2: All right, you guys have a great Monday.
Speaker 1: Sorry? Man, uh was that boring? That was actually packed?
Speaker 1: I actually loved how you started with the return flight.
Speaker 1: That's an interesting way to tell a story.
Speaker 2: Well, I didn't mean to do you ask me when
Speaker 2: I got back?
Speaker 1: Right, so right, so right, man. Sorry we didn't get
Speaker 1: to your staycation. Man, I don't even hold you. It's
Speaker 1: a low light. The yours was the highlight.
Speaker 2: I don't even know mine was highlight. I don't even
Speaker 2: know if I did anything that great.
Speaker 1: That was good? Okay? Does your wife think that? Do
Speaker 1: you guys the same? On humor or would some of
Speaker 1: it like? Because my humor's totally different than my wife.
Speaker 1: I think my wife would think all that stuff was stupid.
Speaker 2: I would know, would know, she wouldn't have There was
Speaker 2: one point during my life.
Speaker 1: Is not gonna sit and watch a guy drawn and
Speaker 1: overhead projector and think that's funny. I'm sorry my wife
Speaker 1: didn't like that, exactly, my wife.
Speaker 2: There was a point at when David and Katie get remarried,
Speaker 2: and these are all like little forty five minute, fifty
Speaker 2: five minute shows, like it's not like we're sitting there
Speaker 2: for three hours.
Speaker 1: That's about forty minutes too long. But okay.
Speaker 2: There was a point during that show or skit, whatever
Speaker 2: you want to call it, where she almost was doing
Speaker 2: her uncontrollable laugh, like they were looking at her from
Speaker 2: the stage and they asked her, are you okay?
Speaker 1: Really? Yes? Okay? Wow?
Speaker 2: They they are you okay? And me and her sister
Speaker 2: know that laugh, and we're like, oh, here we go.
Speaker 2: She's not gonna be able to stop. She's not gonna
Speaker 2: be able to stop.
Speaker 1: Oh it was.
Speaker 2: It was great, man, it was great, great time. The
Speaker 2: pubs were great, some cool pubs in Edinburgh. Everything was
Speaker 2: old and then Edinburgh is so cool.
Speaker 1: Sounds like a lot of talent. You truck drivers are interested,
Speaker 1: crack for guys, a lot of crops to plow man.
Speaker 1: Have a good Monday, guys.
Speaker 2: Sorry, I hogged, I hogged that whole hour. I apologize,
Speaker 2: but yeah, I'd vote London sucks, Scotland fantastic. That's my
Speaker 2: final review.
Speaker 1: Yeah,