WEBVTT - Back In The Saddle After Vacation! 

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I hit it. We're back, we back, we back,

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<v Speaker 1>we back. Man.

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<v Speaker 2>Let me tell you I got home last night. I

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<v Speaker 2>walked in the door at eight fifteen pm. Eight fifteen pm. Man,

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<v Speaker 2>it was a long day of travel.

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<v Speaker 1>You traveled home on the final day of vacation. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you're a psychopath.

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<v Speaker 2>Bro.

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<v Speaker 1>I started preparing for work on Friday and I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>even leave town. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>We flew out of Edinburgh, Scotland yesterday morning.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh well mate, when's your next flight to America.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, here's what's crazy. It's six hour time difference. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>so I don't know if I should talk in that

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<v Speaker 2>time or I should talk in Central time zone back

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<v Speaker 2>in America.

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<v Speaker 1>God time. Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>We are up at five forty five yesterday morning, which

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<v Speaker 2>is midnight Nashville time.

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<v Speaker 1>Brutal. And we go to the airport in Edinburgh.

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<v Speaker 2>We get on our little hour, hour and fifteen flight

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<v Speaker 2>back to London and you go to Heathrow Airport. My goodness,

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<v Speaker 2>that airport is big. There are a lot of people. Sure,

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<v Speaker 2>we got a six hour layover. What is this logaradia?

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<v Speaker 2>Six hours sitting in an airport.

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<v Speaker 1>There's things to do, books, podcasts, I like that.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Luckily the ticket agent of the British Airways. We

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<v Speaker 2>asked her, you know, hey, we're any upgrades, sure, is

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<v Speaker 2>there anything to do that, like we can like kill

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<v Speaker 2>some time? And she was like, well, there's some nice

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<v Speaker 2>chairs outside of gate thirteen and fourteen that face the

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<v Speaker 2>outside and you can recline kind of and watch the

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<v Speaker 2>airplanes take off.

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<v Speaker 1>That was her pitch.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, all right, so we go and dude,

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<v Speaker 2>these are like little lounger chairs where you can stick

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<v Speaker 2>your legs all the way out so that way you're

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<v Speaker 2>not sing in a normal chair for six hours. And

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<v Speaker 2>they were fantastic.

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<v Speaker 1>Nobody else at the airport asked about those.

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<v Speaker 2>There were people there when I got there. I got

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<v Speaker 2>one here, and then I got like four people down

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<v Speaker 2>another one and I put my sweatshirt on it. And

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<v Speaker 2>people respect the sweatshirt because when I showed up, there

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<v Speaker 2>was ones with sweatshirts on them, and I'm like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>I guess I'm not allowed to sit there. That means

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<v Speaker 2>they went into the bathroom.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, you can't just defecate on yourself, and.

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<v Speaker 2>You can't just leave your luggage because then it's abandoned luggage.

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<v Speaker 2>And they said it over and over again. Please do

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<v Speaker 2>not leave your luggage unattended. If you do, we will

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<v Speaker 2>take it and destroy it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Great, thanks, I've been to an airport before.

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<v Speaker 2>No. No, they didn't say they would hold it for you.

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<v Speaker 2>They said destroy it. Like, if you leave your luggage unattended,

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<v Speaker 2>we will take it and destroy it.

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<v Speaker 1>Right. They have a thing called TSA. Have you ever

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<v Speaker 1>heard of it before?

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<v Speaker 2>And so we're there for six hours, dude, and then

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<v Speaker 2>four o'clock Are.

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<v Speaker 1>We ever going to leave the airport?

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<v Speaker 2>Four o'clock London time, which is ten am our time.

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<v Speaker 2>We get on that plane and we hit the friendly

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<v Speaker 2>skies and we arrived back in Nashville at seven pm

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<v Speaker 2>Nashville time, which is one am that time.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, so that was your trip? Awesome? Onto mine? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>why did you start with the tail end of the trip. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, you asked me when I got back. I've

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<v Speaker 1>never heard somebody tell a story with the ending first.

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<v Speaker 2>You literally said, when did you get No, I said,

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<v Speaker 2>this man, we're back, we're back. And I said when

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<v Speaker 2>You said when did you get back? And I said

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<v Speaker 2>last night We walked in the door like eight seventeen pm.

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<v Speaker 1>We got to start the show man and you said

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<v Speaker 1>on the last day of vacation. I said, yeah, and

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<v Speaker 1>so I just wanted to tell you about when I

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<v Speaker 1>got back starting the podcast, like the end of it. Well, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I gotta be real. When you said we took the

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<v Speaker 1>flight and it went from heat Throw to Edinburgh to Nashville,

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<v Speaker 1>I thought, well, that's in reverse direction. You told me

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<v Speaker 1>the return flight. I did.

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<v Speaker 2>I told you the return flight because we ended our

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<v Speaker 2>trip in Edinburgh, Scotland.

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<v Speaker 1>You've been all over the world, man, I left. Uh

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<v Speaker 1>what is this Williamson County.

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<v Speaker 2>It's amazing how cheap you can get to London for

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<v Speaker 2>four hundred dollars. I mean, that is unbelievable to me

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<v Speaker 2>modern transportation. You go to Vegas, it's eight hundred dollars

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<v Speaker 2>a person.

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<v Speaker 1>You can go get on the city bus for free

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<v Speaker 1>and get accosted. That's a great point. Yeah, I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>think about that. But yeah, we better start the show. Man.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't wait to hear about staycation. Uh, you're gonna

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<v Speaker 2>hear about the you know, life over on the other

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<v Speaker 2>side of the pond.

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<v Speaker 1>Mine's a low light. We're gonna stick to your high I.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't know if mine was really that highlight. There wasn't

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<v Speaker 2>it was crazy.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, But truck drivers have never been to London. School

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<v Speaker 1>teachers have been to Paris, Texas. Construction workers have never

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<v Speaker 1>been to heath Row. They've been to death Row. Great, great, great,

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<v Speaker 1>freaking point.

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<v Speaker 2>Man, I'm gonna tell you what. And then I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>here's what's crazy. I watched zero TV zero.

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<v Speaker 1>There's nothing on right now. Stop acting, but I'm just

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<v Speaker 1>saying the minority. No, nobody is watching TV right now.

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<v Speaker 1>When I left, the Cubs were two games out of first.

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<v Speaker 1>I came back, They're nine and a half games back.

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<v Speaker 1>What the hell? Turns out the Brewers won every game

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<v Speaker 1>while I was gone. The Brewers didn't learn lose in

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<v Speaker 1>all of July. Unbelievable. What I tell you. A couple

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<v Speaker 1>of weeks ago, I said, Brewers Worlds, there's champs. You

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<v Speaker 1>didn't believe me.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't know they were gonna go and on every

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<v Speaker 2>day winning. Oh my god. But yeah, let's start the show.

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<v Speaker 1>We're gonna do it live. We oh the one, two, three?

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<v Speaker 3>So loser?

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<v Speaker 1>What up? Everybody?

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<v Speaker 2>I am lunchbox. I know the most about sports, so

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<v Speaker 2>I'll give you the sports facts, my sports opinions. Because

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<v Speaker 2>I'm pretty much a sports genius, y'all.

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<v Speaker 1>It's sis and I'm from the north. I'm an alpha male.

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<v Speaker 1>I live on the north side of Nashville with Bayser,

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<v Speaker 1>my wife, two point two acres, two point two kids

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<v Speaker 1>at Vanderbilt. Will die of a heart attack when I'm

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<v Speaker 1>seventy two, coach without further ado over to you.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, man, let me tell you. We left that Friday,

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<v Speaker 2>the last day of work. Our flight was out at

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<v Speaker 2>four pm Nashville time, which is great. The only problem

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<v Speaker 2>is that is ten pm England time. So I landed

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<v Speaker 2>at six am. So if I went to sleep right

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<v Speaker 2>when I got on the plane, I got eight hours

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<v Speaker 2>of sleep now. And so you gotta get your sleep

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<v Speaker 2>when you can get it. Get a couple hours here,

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<v Speaker 2>a couple hours there on the plane, All right, get

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<v Speaker 2>off the plane at six am. Got to hit the

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<v Speaker 2>ground running. Who'd you go with my wife? Because you

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<v Speaker 2>hadn't brought her up yet. Where were the kids at

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<v Speaker 2>our house?

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<v Speaker 1>My house? Our house, our house.

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<v Speaker 2>They stayed in the friendly confines of their own house. No,

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<v Speaker 2>they had a supervision. They had the in laws come

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<v Speaker 2>and take care of them, Ray the help. No, the

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<v Speaker 2>in laws and they they everything you read online is

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<v Speaker 2>if you're going overseas, you just got to hit the

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<v Speaker 2>ground running. You can't go take a nap. It screws

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<v Speaker 2>your body clock. You just got to power through. So

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<v Speaker 2>we powered through, man, we powered through. We got we

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<v Speaker 2>landed at six am. By the time you get through

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<v Speaker 2>customs or whatever we had to do, get a little

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<v Speaker 2>ride and get to the hotel, it was already eight

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<v Speaker 2>o'clock in the morning.

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<v Speaker 1>And what's date?

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<v Speaker 2>London, London, England, Greenwich, London, England. And as we're riding

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<v Speaker 2>in the uber into the city, like, this city's ugly.

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<v Speaker 2>There's nothing really cool about it.

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<v Speaker 1>Give me an American city.

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<v Speaker 2>It looks like Chicago, Detroit, No, No, just like the

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<v Speaker 2>Chicago highways.

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<v Speaker 1>Like there's Memphis.

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<v Speaker 2>No, not bad as Memphis, but there's just not It

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<v Speaker 2>wasn't cool from the airport. And then finally once we

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<v Speaker 2>got into I guess this is downtown. I'm not really sure.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't realize how big London was.

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<v Speaker 1>How far to downtown homie, ohy grasses.

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<v Speaker 2>And maybe we should have taken the tube straight from

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<v Speaker 2>the airport to the whatever down the tube the subway

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<v Speaker 2>system you call it the loop. No, they call it

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<v Speaker 2>the tube. The tube, I'm anything called the tube, that's

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<v Speaker 2>what they call it over there. It was fine, but

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<v Speaker 2>we didn't take it from the airport and we're just

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<v Speaker 2>running riding.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like okay.

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<v Speaker 2>And then finally once we got started closer to downtown

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<v Speaker 2>s all right, this is kind of cool. This looks nice. Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>there's a nice park over there. There's some greenery.

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<v Speaker 1>That's cool. How are the spirits? Like? Are you good?

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<v Speaker 1>Your wife is, Oh, we're in great moods. Everybody's good

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<v Speaker 1>or it was already been some fight.

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<v Speaker 2>No, no fights whatsoever, because I mean all we did

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<v Speaker 2>was sit on a plane.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow ooh, the perfect American couple does exist.

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<v Speaker 2>I got a question, how do you fight when you're

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<v Speaker 2>just sitting on a plane, Like we literally had to

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<v Speaker 2>do nothing.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll find ways.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, usually it's a fight of like, oh, we

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<v Speaker 2>got to get to the airport at this time. Hurry up,

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<v Speaker 2>we gotta hurry. We gotta hurry, We got hurry, we

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<v Speaker 2>gotta do this. We were at the airport plenty of time.

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<v Speaker 2>It was no problem. There was no rushing, there was

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<v Speaker 2>no stress. It was very easy. We had packed in advance.

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<v Speaker 2>We did a good job of everything. So we get

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<v Speaker 2>off and we just walk around London. We go to

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<v Speaker 2>breakfast at this spot and I get the full English breakfast,

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<v Speaker 2>which is like and they don't cook their bacon over there.

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<v Speaker 2>They give you bacon and it is like they set

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<v Speaker 2>it on there for half a second.

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<v Speaker 1>And took it off cross.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't eat it. And they give you tomatoes. Didn't

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<v Speaker 2>eat those. But then I ate the brown like stuff

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<v Speaker 2>that looks like sausage, but it's like pudding. But that

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<v Speaker 2>was really good. The sausage was good. The beans tastes

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<v Speaker 2>a little different than the beans I have here, but

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<v Speaker 2>it was fine.

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<v Speaker 1>It was good.

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<v Speaker 2>Then we just walked around London, dude. We walked over here.

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<v Speaker 1>To the Walkable Nashville for the Sore Losers Convention.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, it is, walked through some park and over to

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<v Speaker 2>the palace where the I guess they used to live

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<v Speaker 2>the Queen.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>There were so many damn people at the palace, Hello

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<v Speaker 2>miss Elizabeth, oh Queen, And they're all just hanging out

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<v Speaker 2>at the palace, sitting out there, and the tourists, tourists,

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<v Speaker 2>there's nothing going on.

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<v Speaker 1>Idiots, y'all are just hanging around a palace.

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<v Speaker 2>Now, we took a couple pictures, looked at it like,

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<v Speaker 2>oh wow.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my gosh, you were homeless in London. Yeah, the

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<v Speaker 1>Queen views you the way that we view the people

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<v Speaker 1>here on Broadway. Yeah, holy crap, dude.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, there's people just sitting there on the sidewalk in

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<v Speaker 2>front of beckroach.

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<v Speaker 1>I was a cockroach. I really was.

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<v Speaker 2>Then we walked around some more and we went looked

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<v Speaker 2>at this and looked at that.

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<v Speaker 1>Are they speaking our language?

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<v Speaker 2>They speak English? Well, there's actually there's people.

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<v Speaker 1>From all over the world there, so you're hearing a lot.

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<v Speaker 1>You're hearing a lot of language. Melting pot if you will.

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<v Speaker 2>It was a melting pot, per se. And we walked

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<v Speaker 2>over to Hello, I'm American.

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<v Speaker 1>They can tell.

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<v Speaker 2>Now there's something. There's a famous church by your hoodie

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<v Speaker 2>and you're cross and here's the thing. I was walking

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<v Speaker 2>around shorts and a T shirt.

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<v Speaker 1>Man.

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<v Speaker 2>It was beautiful weather, seventy five degrees.

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<v Speaker 1>That's nice.

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<v Speaker 2>It was very nice, very nice. They don't have ac really,

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<v Speaker 2>but it was nice. It was the weather was beautiful.

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<v Speaker 2>We walk over to some church that is supposed.

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<v Speaker 1>To be a real famous church, very old.

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<v Speaker 2>It was really cool looking and we try to go

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<v Speaker 2>in hours sold out for today.

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<v Speaker 1>But it sounds like a lot of just seeing things.

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<v Speaker 1>You're not touching anything with your hands. Yeah, that was

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<v Speaker 1>need something to be tangible.

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<v Speaker 2>That was my problem with London, man. It was just

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<v Speaker 2>a lot of looking at things.

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<v Speaker 1>So it was all for your eyes. You took a

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<v Speaker 1>vacation for your eyes. Yeah, I mean, is my mic gone?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah it is yo, Okay, I heard it all right.

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<v Speaker 1>I just want to make sure the last Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>And so we couldn't go inside the church, but we

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<v Speaker 2>could have gone the next day for service. They were

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<v Speaker 2>still like that was the one cool thing is like

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<v Speaker 2>the old churches, they still used them for church service.

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<v Speaker 1>And I told my wife.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, well, what if we just show up

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<v Speaker 2>in the morning and we go in and we look

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<v Speaker 2>around and we leave, like walk in like at the

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<v Speaker 2>beginning before the service starts, like we're gonna sit down,

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<v Speaker 2>you fake them out and then we bail. That way

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<v Speaker 2>we don't have to pay for the tour. And she

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<v Speaker 2>was like, well, that's a long way to walk just

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<v Speaker 2>to you know, do that. I'm like, all right, well

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<v Speaker 2>we can, she goes, I'll think about it. But of

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<v Speaker 2>course we didn't do it. We slept in the next day.

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<v Speaker 2>We didn't get up and go like we were supposed to.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you think about it?

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<v Speaker 2>Then we went to where the Parliament was where Big

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<v Speaker 2>Ben was, walked across some bridge, looked at the little river.

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<v Speaker 2>That was really cool. Then we took an.

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<v Speaker 1>Uber boat uber down the river. Away said is it

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<v Speaker 1>a luber or whatever you call it? No, that was

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<v Speaker 1>the tube. The tube. Yeah, did you guys ever take

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<v Speaker 1>the tube? Yes? I hate taking the duke. No, it

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<v Speaker 1>was great. The tube was cool.

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<v Speaker 2>And then we went and we went to some like castle.

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<v Speaker 2>I guess it was a castle. It was a castle,

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<v Speaker 2>and that was pretty cool, like walking around inside of

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<v Speaker 2>a castle. An anytime you walk inside of a castle,

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<v Speaker 2>it's pretty neat that they built something that's sophisticated that

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<v Speaker 2>long ago, and they did such a good job.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you mind me asking how the pyramids are built?

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<v Speaker 2>We went in and saw the Crown jewels at this castle, which.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, listen, dude, truck drivers just got a bagg

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<v Speaker 1>of chips at a gas station. They don't know what

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<v Speaker 1>the hell you're talking about.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, like the Crown jewels are like all the jewelry

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<v Speaker 2>that they like on their helmets or not helmets but hats,

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<v Speaker 2>and they still use them and take them out of

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<v Speaker 2>these glasses whenever there's a coronation. I guess I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't really understand what the royal family's all about.

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<v Speaker 2>And I didn't really think it was that impressive that

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<v Speaker 2>they had all these jewels on these hats, because they

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<v Speaker 2>own the country, so they can put as many jewels

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<v Speaker 2>as they want on the hats.

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<v Speaker 1>And they got like on display a pair of Prince

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<v Speaker 1>Williams whitey tidies who cares like his grundies are freaking

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<v Speaker 1>enclosed in the castle.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna tell you who cares. Everybody that visited londoning

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<v Speaker 2>because everybody in their mom was there.

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<v Speaker 1>It was so crowded. I would have fallen asleep so.

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<v Speaker 2>Crowded, and I was like, wow, this is really cool.

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<v Speaker 1>Were you the only guy?

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<v Speaker 2>No, No, there's a lot of guys.

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<v Speaker 1>Dude.

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<v Speaker 2>No, No, there's dudes, dudes, women, kids, children. I don't

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<v Speaker 2>understand how children would have fun. No, we kept saying that, like, man,

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<v Speaker 2>our kids would not be having fun right now, like

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<v Speaker 2>they would be.

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<v Speaker 1>This is miserable.

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<v Speaker 2>And so you walk around they have them all in

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<v Speaker 2>glass and like, all right, cool, cool, cool, yay, cool,

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<v Speaker 2>done with that. Then we're gonna go get some dinner.

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<v Speaker 2>And we go to this Indian place called Dashume Covent

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<v Speaker 2>Garden and the line was down the block. There's no

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<v Speaker 2>way we're ever going to get a table. So I

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<v Speaker 2>go to the front use my American.

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<v Speaker 1>Charm from the Bobby Bone Show.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, hey, man, okay, we just go sit at

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<v Speaker 2>the bar, like, that's the line over there.

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<v Speaker 1>Man.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, even if we want to just sit at

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<v Speaker 2>the bar, like, yep, any table in the any seat

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<v Speaker 2>in the house gotta wait in.

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<v Speaker 1>That line right there.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, uh, that line goes down the block.

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<v Speaker 1>How long is that usually take?

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<v Speaker 2>And he goes, oh, man, no more than thirty minutes.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, okay, no more than thirty minutes.

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<v Speaker 1>You slip them a one dollar bill or what.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't have any cash, man, you'd take euro And

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<v Speaker 2>so I go getting that line. I tell my wife, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>it's only a thirty minute wait, and then like locals

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<v Speaker 2>start walking by and be like, yeah, guys, waiting line

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<v Speaker 2>for this restaurant, It's totally worth it, man, mate, lad

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<v Speaker 2>oh yeah, dish oh. I totally understand why you guys

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<v Speaker 2>are waiting for this restaurant making fun of you, making fun.

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<v Speaker 1>Of us, like we when we see the pancake pantry

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<v Speaker 1>people at the second location in the gulch.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, they were, they were, they were rasing us.

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<v Speaker 1>Dude.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, I told my wife was like, we

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<v Speaker 2>gotta get down line. This is embarrass She goes, no,

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<v Speaker 2>it's supposed to be so good, and I'm like, no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 2>like these people are making fun of us, lovely, like

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<v Speaker 2>one person wasts my mind's like that's the line for Dashume.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know why, and I'm like, oh my gosh,

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<v Speaker 1>oh my gosh, this is this is terrible. This is terrible.

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<v Speaker 2>But we sat in line and it only took thirty

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<v Speaker 2>two minutes. Like the guy said, I didn't realize how

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<v Speaker 2>big the restaurant was inside it was huge.

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<v Speaker 1>Keep it moving and ray that food was phenomenal. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>then let's go to the little place down the street here.

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<v Speaker 1>Now that you're addicted to Indian.

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<v Speaker 2>Food, I'm just telling you, Dashume, Covenant Garden was phenomenal.

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<v Speaker 2>If you ever find yourself in London, that's the spot.

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<v Speaker 1>I can tell you, honestly, I will never go to

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<v Speaker 1>Dshume Indian in London because you don't like Indian because

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<v Speaker 1>I'm never going to London.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh sorry, Uh So we get done with that and

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<v Speaker 2>then we go to the pub for a pint.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow, could you get a pub drink? At Dashume? You

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<v Speaker 1>can get a drink, but I don't know are people

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<v Speaker 1>drinking it? Yeah, people are drinking or dinner. People are

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<v Speaker 1>doing whatever they want to do a dinner. But the

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<v Speaker 1>food was phenomenal. Is it a college town, young family tourists?

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<v Speaker 1>It's just a freaking melting pot. It's a melting pot

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<v Speaker 1>of tourists on itself.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a tourist puked all over this place, hit out

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<v Speaker 2>of there.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean there were so many tourists. It's like Vegas.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, yeah, it was a lot like that. And

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<v Speaker 2>then we go to a pub get a pint and

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<v Speaker 2>the pub's kind of hopp it. But I don't know

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<v Speaker 2>if there's the locals or all tourists or what. But

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<v Speaker 2>we're there, we have a pint.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, and I have a big question. Was the pint cold?

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<v Speaker 1>Because I heard they served the beer room temperature. Sometimes

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<v Speaker 1>you don't remember food.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, the pint glass was warm? No, no, you know, like,

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<v Speaker 2>hear how they give you a cold glass to put

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<v Speaker 2>the beer in.

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<v Speaker 1>No, the glass was just normal room to We need

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<v Speaker 1>to take that over there. They don't know about frosty mugs.

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<v Speaker 2>And so then it's already like nine thirty, dude, and

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<v Speaker 2>we've been up for I don't know how many hours

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<v Speaker 2>because we landed at six am. We lost six hours

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<v Speaker 2>of the day from over there. We didn't sleep, and

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<v Speaker 2>so nine thirty time to go to bed.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my gosh, you either are walking zombies at this

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<v Speaker 1>point with zombies, dude.

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<v Speaker 2>We and we forced ourselves to have the pint because

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<v Speaker 2>we're in London, so you gotta go to a pub,

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<v Speaker 2>gotta do it.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't even finish it, you push it back over

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<v Speaker 1>to the bartender. He's like, I've never had somebody not

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<v Speaker 1>finish And we're like, oh man, are you having so

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<v Speaker 1>much money? Yeah? This is so much fun. This pine

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<v Speaker 1>is so fun. Dude. Hey, Mexican place local. He gave

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<v Speaker 1>me a forty eight ounce beer. What am I gonna

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<v Speaker 1>do with that? I drank twelve of the ounces and

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<v Speaker 1>pushed thirty six ounces back to the guy looked at

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<v Speaker 1>me CROSSI. I guess nobody's ever turned in a double

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<v Speaker 1>pint from a Mexican restaurant. I'm sorry. I didn't want

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<v Speaker 1>something the size in my face to drink. I want

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<v Speaker 1>twelve ounces.

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<v Speaker 2>And so we were staying at the Royal Royal Air

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<v Speaker 2>Force something.

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<v Speaker 1>It was really cool, right it was American?

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<v Speaker 2>Well no, no, what it is is it's like a

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<v Speaker 2>club for people that used to be either in the

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<v Speaker 2>military or just in the Air Force.

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<v Speaker 1>Of the UK. Thank you for your service.

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<v Speaker 2>I wasn't in it, but we know someone that he

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<v Speaker 2>was in it, and he married an American woman and

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<v Speaker 2>he his daughter goes to our school and we met

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<v Speaker 2>them now here. Let us sake you up with this place, dude.

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<v Speaker 2>It's all these paintings and sculptures and stuff inside the hotel,

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<v Speaker 2>like to their military. It's really cool, but it doesn't

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<v Speaker 2>have very many rooms. It's more like a club. Like

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<v Speaker 2>you come, you go to the bar, you go to

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<v Speaker 2>the restaurant there. Uh, you have meetings there?

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<v Speaker 1>Did you have a meeting now? But we had our convention. No,

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<v Speaker 1>our our room or our florally had two hotel rooms. Honey,

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<v Speaker 1>I have a nine am meeting for the convention tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 2>And so then we said all right, night night, and

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<v Speaker 2>we said night night on Night one of England and

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<v Speaker 2>we went to bed.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, take a break. That was a lot. We'll take

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<v Speaker 1>a break, We'll go back.

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<v Speaker 2>So the next day we woke up and my wife's like,

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<v Speaker 2>oh my gosh, I found this great restaurant.

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<v Speaker 1>I found this great restaurant, you Shanes, no heating in plant.

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<v Speaker 2>I just wanted to go to a little cafe, sit

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<v Speaker 2>out on the street enjoy ourselves.

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<v Speaker 1>Who are you You want to go to a cafe

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<v Speaker 1>at Drake tea?

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<v Speaker 2>No? I don't want to hold on, hold on. I

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<v Speaker 2>didn't say tea.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, do you have a biscuit and maybe some warm tea? No?

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<v Speaker 1>Who did you turn into? No?

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't care about the tea. I didn't care about

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<v Speaker 2>the biscuits. I cared about That's what everybody does is

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<v Speaker 2>they have their tables outside and everybody sits on the

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<v Speaker 2>sidewalk and it looks fun.

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<v Speaker 1>I like that. So I wanted to do that, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>And she's like, well, I found somewhere else. There's a

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<v Speaker 1>Michelin star restaurant right around the corner. I've heard of

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<v Speaker 1>Michelin And I'm like, breakfast is breakfast? Like? Does it matter?

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<v Speaker 1>Eggs and bakey, wakey, wake right?

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<v Speaker 2>How much different can breakfast be a Micheon And she's

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<v Speaker 2>like that way I can say, I ate it a

0:20:45.119 --> 0:20:48.440
<v Speaker 2>Michelin Star restaurant. I'm like, yeah, but you're eating breakfast.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not like one of the pancakes. It going to

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<v Speaker 2>be so much different. So we go. It's not outside,

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<v Speaker 2>it's inside. Don't get to sit on a little patio

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<v Speaker 2>like I wanted to.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll take you down a patio on Second Avenue and.

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<v Speaker 2>My wife, I've got a Macha pancake. I'd never heard

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<v Speaker 2>of that green green with green saw. It's actually pretty good.

0:21:06.160 --> 0:21:08.360
<v Speaker 1>I had to buy it was Michelin. It's pretty good.

0:21:08.600 --> 0:21:10.680
<v Speaker 1>So we ate in a Michelin Star restaurant. See, I've

0:21:10.680 --> 0:21:13.119
<v Speaker 1>never done that. Mocking Bird ain't Michelin either. The Golden

0:21:13.200 --> 0:21:15.360
<v Speaker 1>Arches next door ain't Michelin. No, it's not Michelin.

0:21:15.800 --> 0:21:17.760
<v Speaker 2>And then we walked away around London some more. We

0:21:18.080 --> 0:21:21.000
<v Speaker 2>went into some street that has a bunch of shopping.

0:21:22.080 --> 0:21:24.080
<v Speaker 2>But we can't shop that much. You're not bringing it

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<v Speaker 2>all home.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you think I want to go to the street?

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<v Speaker 1>Is my wife? Oh, but I'm saying, what really can

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<v Speaker 1>you buy when you're on vacation unless you bring the

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<v Speaker 1>extra luggage.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know what she wanted to buy, but she

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<v Speaker 2>just wanted to walk down it and see it. And

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<v Speaker 2>I never realized how big notting Hill was. They had

0:21:39.840 --> 0:21:46.240
<v Speaker 2>fifteen different shops dedicated just selling the Nottingham shopping Bag.

0:21:46.359 --> 0:21:48.240
<v Speaker 1>Notting Hill. Have you ever seen the movie?

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<v Speaker 2>It's like fifty years old and it still has shops

0:21:51.600 --> 0:21:53.680
<v Speaker 2>where people want to take pictures, where the like the

0:21:53.720 --> 0:21:56.240
<v Speaker 2>bookstore that was used in notting Hill, and they buy

0:21:56.280 --> 0:21:58.360
<v Speaker 2>the bag that says the notting Hill Shopping Bag.

0:21:58.520 --> 0:22:00.359
<v Speaker 1>It sounds like these people are stuck in the fifties.

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<v Speaker 2>They really are stuck in the fifties. And then we

0:22:02.200 --> 0:22:05.399
<v Speaker 2>got con There was this guy selling lemonade outside of

0:22:05.400 --> 0:22:08.080
<v Speaker 2>his flat and it has a science says my husband

0:22:08.760 --> 0:22:12.320
<v Speaker 2>makes the best lemonade in all of London, and he

0:22:12.359 --> 0:22:14.560
<v Speaker 2>had a cart and everything. I'm like, oh, and it

0:22:14.560 --> 0:22:16.959
<v Speaker 2>says good things come to those who's wait, there's a line.

0:22:17.280 --> 0:22:18.800
<v Speaker 2>Let's get in line for some lemonade.

0:22:18.800 --> 0:22:20.080
<v Speaker 1>Man Ponzi scheme.

0:22:20.440 --> 0:22:22.280
<v Speaker 2>And we get in there and they're fresh squeezing the

0:22:22.320 --> 0:22:23.160
<v Speaker 2>limes right there.

0:22:23.240 --> 0:22:24.800
<v Speaker 1>You know what I mean? The lemons, whatever the hell

0:22:24.800 --> 0:22:27.560
<v Speaker 1>they're called it's gonna be terrible. Sorry, lemons. Ray. The

0:22:27.600 --> 0:22:29.960
<v Speaker 1>tomatoes they're put in this lemonade were amazing.

0:22:30.000 --> 0:22:31.679
<v Speaker 2>And I get up there and I'm like, so, man, like,

0:22:31.720 --> 0:22:33.080
<v Speaker 2>how many limons do you go through a day?

0:22:33.119 --> 0:22:36.879
<v Speaker 1>He's like, not sure. That's a nice business plan, not

0:22:36.880 --> 0:22:37.520
<v Speaker 1>a good business plan.

0:22:37.800 --> 0:22:40.040
<v Speaker 2>So you do this all the time, No, just hot

0:22:40.119 --> 0:22:44.119
<v Speaker 2>days when you trick tourists were a Michael.

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<v Speaker 1>Good talk man.

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<v Speaker 2>You've got a great personality for this business.

0:22:47.560 --> 0:22:49.840
<v Speaker 1>You're really outgoing. I can see how you're the best.

0:22:50.080 --> 0:22:52.719
<v Speaker 2>You're really making me want to buy your lemonade, you know,

0:22:52.880 --> 0:22:54.760
<v Speaker 2>So I buy buy the lemonade.

0:22:54.320 --> 0:22:55.320
<v Speaker 1>Forced my hand.

0:22:55.400 --> 0:22:56.880
<v Speaker 3>I've got to buy some now.

0:22:57.560 --> 0:23:00.280
<v Speaker 2>And I gotta say it was room temperature. They put

0:23:00.280 --> 0:23:03.640
<v Speaker 2>like two ice cubes in it, and it didn't taste

0:23:03.680 --> 0:23:04.040
<v Speaker 2>that great.

0:23:04.119 --> 0:23:05.040
<v Speaker 1>Sounds like country time.

0:23:05.440 --> 0:23:07.080
<v Speaker 2>And I was like, okay, well great, I'm glad I

0:23:07.160 --> 0:23:09.359
<v Speaker 2>just wasted fifteen twenty minutes in your line. So my

0:23:09.400 --> 0:23:11.080
<v Speaker 2>wife and I can both get a lemonade. And it

0:23:11.080 --> 0:23:14.400
<v Speaker 2>tastes just fine, nothing great. So we go to these shops,

0:23:14.400 --> 0:23:15.760
<v Speaker 2>we walk around great.

0:23:15.640 --> 0:23:17.320
<v Speaker 1>Blah blah blah blah blah.

0:23:17.520 --> 0:23:19.639
<v Speaker 2>I don't give a crap about this. There's so many people.

0:23:19.880 --> 0:23:21.639
<v Speaker 2>Then we go to a pub and we eat some

0:23:21.680 --> 0:23:24.960
<v Speaker 2>fish and chips outside, have a pint, and the bartender

0:23:25.000 --> 0:23:27.960
<v Speaker 2>comes out and he's like, looks at this table next

0:23:28.000 --> 0:23:30.480
<v Speaker 2>to us, looks at us into the pod, and he goes,

0:23:31.440 --> 0:23:35.719
<v Speaker 2>none of you guys are smoking. This is embarrassing. No

0:23:35.760 --> 0:23:38.080
<v Speaker 2>one's smoking. I came out here to smoke with somebody.

0:23:38.240 --> 0:23:38.760
<v Speaker 1>What though?

0:23:39.040 --> 0:23:41.960
<v Speaker 2>And I'm like, sorry, man, we're like from America and

0:23:41.960 --> 0:23:43.200
<v Speaker 2>we know that cigarettes are bad.

0:23:43.400 --> 0:23:44.080
<v Speaker 1>We're healthy.

0:23:45.200 --> 0:23:49.040
<v Speaker 2>He's like, this is this is bad at a pub

0:23:49.080 --> 0:23:50.440
<v Speaker 2>and no one is smoking.

0:23:50.240 --> 0:23:52.320
<v Speaker 3>Here, all rip of dark. Get me one of those.

0:23:52.400 --> 0:23:55.600
<v Speaker 2>Man goes like, as I go, smoke over here by myself,

0:23:56.040 --> 0:23:57.640
<v Speaker 2>and he goes and smokes by himself.

0:23:57.840 --> 0:24:00.880
<v Speaker 1>He talks to himself, he has own little and goes

0:24:00.920 --> 0:24:02.200
<v Speaker 1>back inside. Yeah.

0:24:02.240 --> 0:24:04.560
<v Speaker 2>And then we go back to the hotel, get dressed up,

0:24:05.160 --> 0:24:07.160
<v Speaker 2>and we My wife's like, let's go get some tea.

0:24:07.400 --> 0:24:10.760
<v Speaker 1>Let's go get an afternoon tea. I'm like, okay, yeah,

0:24:10.800 --> 0:24:12.199
<v Speaker 1>they do this in England. Let's go get a cup

0:24:12.240 --> 0:24:13.680
<v Speaker 1>of tea. No, no, no, no.

0:24:14.000 --> 0:24:17.200
<v Speaker 2>When someone says go get an afternoon tea. Ray, We

0:24:17.240 --> 0:24:19.879
<v Speaker 2>went to this place and it was a whole production.

0:24:20.960 --> 0:24:24.880
<v Speaker 2>They had you get to pick what flavor tea you want.

0:24:25.000 --> 0:24:27.520
<v Speaker 2>You get your own pot of tea. Then you pick

0:24:27.560 --> 0:24:30.200
<v Speaker 2>from the menu do you want savory sweet? A mix

0:24:30.240 --> 0:24:33.760
<v Speaker 2>of savory and sweet. And they bring out a tower

0:24:34.320 --> 0:24:40.399
<v Speaker 2>of sandwiches, muffins and desserts all on this tower and

0:24:40.440 --> 0:24:42.720
<v Speaker 2>they put it and it's all nice and fit, and

0:24:42.760 --> 0:24:45.439
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, I thought we were going for a cup

0:24:45.480 --> 0:24:46.080
<v Speaker 2>of tea.

0:24:46.520 --> 0:24:52.520
<v Speaker 4>What a random Schmorgas board of food. They eat cupcakes

0:24:52.560 --> 0:24:55.880
<v Speaker 4>at two pm, drink a kettle of tea, and then

0:24:56.040 --> 0:24:58.000
<v Speaker 4>suck off Macha pancakes.

0:24:58.240 --> 0:25:01.159
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we had. I mean it was unbelievable. I was like,

0:25:01.240 --> 0:25:04.720
<v Speaker 2>they like crap over there. Yeah, but this have afternoon

0:25:04.760 --> 0:25:06.159
<v Speaker 2>tea is not what I thought it. I thought I

0:25:06.280 --> 0:25:08.360
<v Speaker 2>just have a cup of tea. But it's a whole production.

0:25:08.720 --> 0:25:14.800
<v Speaker 2>They had salmon, they had cucumber and cream cheese sandwiches,

0:25:14.840 --> 0:25:16.520
<v Speaker 2>they had other I mean it was crazy and I

0:25:16.560 --> 0:25:18.760
<v Speaker 2>was like, this is ridiculous.

0:25:18.800 --> 0:25:20.880
<v Speaker 1>Maybe the cream cheese sandwich. Other than that, you haven't

0:25:20.920 --> 0:25:23.399
<v Speaker 1>named something that I would have eaten. The salmon was great.

0:25:23.480 --> 0:25:27.879
<v Speaker 1>I don't do that. Oh you should borchetta, borchetta sliced ham.

0:25:28.800 --> 0:25:32.200
<v Speaker 1>We had borchetted Uh, fifty vines down the road. It

0:25:32.240 --> 0:25:35.600
<v Speaker 1>tastes a crap. Oh well, I think brushetta. Yeah, I'm

0:25:35.600 --> 0:25:37.679
<v Speaker 1>not a fan. I think I like that. I don't know.

0:25:37.760 --> 0:25:40.800
<v Speaker 1>I don't like salmon. It's like raw so good. It

0:25:40.840 --> 0:25:43.199
<v Speaker 1>was smoked salmon. No, I don't do that, Okay, you should.

0:25:43.400 --> 0:25:47.720
<v Speaker 2>Then we went to this play called Titanik. Hilarious, absolutely hilarious,

0:25:48.080 --> 0:25:51.240
<v Speaker 2>and one of their jokes, oh, thank you for asking

0:25:51.320 --> 0:25:52.920
<v Speaker 2>Ray the.

0:25:52.720 --> 0:25:54.840
<v Speaker 1>Best joke I like to laugh.

0:25:55.119 --> 0:26:00.639
<v Speaker 2>The best joke Titanique, and it's all a Titanic and like,

0:26:01.000 --> 0:26:01.879
<v Speaker 2>it's really funny.

0:26:01.880 --> 0:26:03.520
<v Speaker 1>Looking up description, I don't need to go over it

0:26:03.560 --> 0:26:05.119
<v Speaker 1>right here, I understand satire.

0:26:05.640 --> 0:26:10.159
<v Speaker 2>Yes, well, it was like a Titanic museum tour. And

0:26:10.160 --> 0:26:13.080
<v Speaker 2>then Seline Dion interrupts and tells you what really happened

0:26:13.080 --> 0:26:13.840
<v Speaker 2>on the Titanic.

0:26:13.960 --> 0:26:15.760
<v Speaker 1>Okay, interesting angle, I could have written that.

0:26:15.920 --> 0:26:19.520
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, very funny, good jokes, but right, the best joke

0:26:19.560 --> 0:26:22.040
<v Speaker 2>all night. I maybe maybe three people and the whole

0:26:22.040 --> 0:26:24.680
<v Speaker 2>place laughed, and I was one of them.

0:26:26.000 --> 0:26:27.040
<v Speaker 1>And she goes.

0:26:29.280 --> 0:26:36.960
<v Speaker 2>And Carl's mom was gay gay, I mean blind blind.

0:26:34.720 --> 0:26:38.760
<v Speaker 1>Y see that? Yes, see that stole an American news clip.

0:26:38.840 --> 0:26:41.399
<v Speaker 2>That's what I'm saying right when they said that, I

0:26:41.480 --> 0:26:44.000
<v Speaker 2>abot fell out of my chair. I'm like, how, out

0:26:44.040 --> 0:26:46.760
<v Speaker 2>of all the news clips in the world, of all

0:26:46.800 --> 0:26:49.480
<v Speaker 2>the jokes that they had written, this one little clip

0:26:49.520 --> 0:26:54.680
<v Speaker 2>from fifteen years ago that nobody knows about, and they

0:26:54.800 --> 0:26:57.920
<v Speaker 2>put it into their plan. I mean, Carl, we're about

0:26:57.920 --> 0:27:01.520
<v Speaker 2>to talk to Carl Weisenheiser. He called him Mount Kilimanjaro,

0:27:01.840 --> 0:27:04.320
<v Speaker 2>and he's gay gay, I mean blind. We'll be right

0:27:04.359 --> 0:27:07.000
<v Speaker 2>back out of the break. And when they made that joke,

0:27:07.400 --> 0:27:10.720
<v Speaker 2>I fell out of my chair. And afterwards, my wife's like,

0:27:10.720 --> 0:27:12.760
<v Speaker 2>why did you laugh at that? And I was like,

0:27:12.960 --> 0:27:15.080
<v Speaker 2>do you not know the clip? And then I went

0:27:15.119 --> 0:27:17.880
<v Speaker 2>over it five times and she laughed more and more

0:27:18.119 --> 0:27:24.119
<v Speaker 2>every single time. I mean, it is so freaking funny.

0:27:24.200 --> 0:27:26.480
<v Speaker 1>Is it even fit with the skin? Yes?

0:27:26.760 --> 0:27:30.160
<v Speaker 2>Okay, And that's why it was so funny. And they

0:27:30.200 --> 0:27:32.679
<v Speaker 2>go and she's gay gay, I mean.

0:27:32.560 --> 0:27:38.600
<v Speaker 1>Blind, And I was like, this is the best play

0:27:38.640 --> 0:27:40.120
<v Speaker 1>I've ever seen in my life.

0:27:40.400 --> 0:27:42.480
<v Speaker 3>I love you, tight Niek.

0:27:44.080 --> 0:27:45.920
<v Speaker 1>And then we went and got a pint and then

0:27:45.960 --> 0:27:48.760
<v Speaker 1>we went back to bed. That was it. Did you

0:27:48.800 --> 0:27:50.280
<v Speaker 1>try to pull it up? If we were a good show,

0:27:50.320 --> 0:27:52.000
<v Speaker 1>I'd have been able to pull it up. Yeah, and

0:27:52.080 --> 0:27:52.760
<v Speaker 1>so that was it.

0:27:52.760 --> 0:27:56.680
<v Speaker 2>That was night two, day two in London, and uh yeah,

0:27:56.920 --> 0:28:02.879
<v Speaker 2>we'll take a break and we'll be right back. So

0:28:03.000 --> 0:28:06.720
<v Speaker 2>the next day, Ray, we wake up and it's time

0:28:06.760 --> 0:28:10.760
<v Speaker 2>to go bye bye London. We spend our two days there,

0:28:10.960 --> 0:28:13.080
<v Speaker 2>and it is time to get out of town, Ray,

0:28:15.880 --> 0:28:20.440
<v Speaker 2>because there's this other country right next to England called Scotland.

0:28:20.800 --> 0:28:22.160
<v Speaker 1>Get over there. I'm done with London.

0:28:22.320 --> 0:28:24.359
<v Speaker 2>We are done with London. So we head to the

0:28:24.440 --> 0:28:25.159
<v Speaker 2>train station.

0:28:25.440 --> 0:28:28.920
<v Speaker 1>He throw heath, no, see you later never.

0:28:28.920 --> 0:28:34.840
<v Speaker 2>And we get a train to Scotland. They're connected, they're connected.

0:28:35.520 --> 0:28:37.160
<v Speaker 1>Had no idea. I had no idea.

0:28:37.760 --> 0:28:39.760
<v Speaker 2>Don't ask me. I didn't know this, and so we

0:28:39.800 --> 0:28:41.680
<v Speaker 2>get on it. It's like a five four and a

0:28:41.720 --> 0:28:44.040
<v Speaker 2>half hour train ride to Scotland.

0:28:44.080 --> 0:28:46.320
<v Speaker 1>Tell me this for when I never go London. Are

0:28:46.360 --> 0:28:49.600
<v Speaker 1>you using your own money? Are you debit card? I'm

0:28:49.600 --> 0:28:52.920
<v Speaker 1>doing credit card. You're swiping the cart in another country? Smart? Okay,

0:28:52.960 --> 0:28:57.000
<v Speaker 1>what about in the Iceland Scotland? Scotland? Are I'm just

0:28:57.000 --> 0:28:59.080
<v Speaker 1>gonna use my credit card the whole time so you

0:28:59.080 --> 0:29:01.600
<v Speaker 1>don't have to convert your mind anymore. No, what happened

0:29:01.640 --> 0:29:04.640
<v Speaker 1>to the charm of travel? That is true, Like, you

0:29:04.640 --> 0:29:06.560
<v Speaker 1>don't you don't get swipe, dude, you could have at

0:29:06.600 --> 0:29:09.280
<v Speaker 1>least made it up. Did you use some foreign currency? No,

0:29:09.520 --> 0:29:13.959
<v Speaker 1>never did that. You're swiping Venmo and Venmo credit.

0:29:14.400 --> 0:29:19.120
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm just doing I'm just doing the card. So

0:29:19.120 --> 0:29:21.080
<v Speaker 2>we ride on the train, dude, and the train ride

0:29:21.160 --> 0:29:24.280
<v Speaker 2>is awesome, and we get our little seats in the

0:29:24.280 --> 0:29:26.160
<v Speaker 2>cabin and we're like, oh, this is our first time

0:29:26.160 --> 0:29:27.760
<v Speaker 2>ever going on a real train. Let's pay for a

0:29:27.800 --> 0:29:29.400
<v Speaker 2>little nicer of a seat. So we pay for a

0:29:29.400 --> 0:29:32.080
<v Speaker 2>little bit of a cabin where you're gonna get food.

0:29:32.760 --> 0:29:35.440
<v Speaker 2>And so we sit down and we're looking out the

0:29:35.480 --> 0:29:36.920
<v Speaker 2>window and here comes this.

0:29:36.920 --> 0:29:39.760
<v Speaker 1>Dude, how are the spirits? This is mid trip right? Great?

0:29:39.960 --> 0:29:42.000
<v Speaker 1>Is everybody good? Is like? Is it starting to wear

0:29:42.040 --> 0:29:43.160
<v Speaker 1>on you a little bit? All the travel?

0:29:43.200 --> 0:29:45.680
<v Speaker 2>And I'm still a little tired. I'm tired. That morning

0:29:45.840 --> 0:29:48.040
<v Speaker 2>and my wife sends a picture to our family like, hey,

0:29:48.120 --> 0:29:49.920
<v Speaker 2>we're head over Scotland and they all replied to s

0:29:49.920 --> 0:29:51.200
<v Speaker 2>he okay, what's wrong with them?

0:29:51.360 --> 0:29:52.800
<v Speaker 1>Would you look like the Walking Dead?

0:29:53.000 --> 0:29:56.480
<v Speaker 2>I looked like the Walking down. I mean I was

0:29:56.520 --> 0:29:59.320
<v Speaker 2>so tired, and I was like, man, that was a

0:29:59.400 --> 0:30:01.960
<v Speaker 2>rough picture. But that's okay, I don't mind.

0:30:02.760 --> 0:30:05.400
<v Speaker 1>He looks like Vegas warmed over. Yeah, exactly. Put him

0:30:05.400 --> 0:30:07.280
<v Speaker 1>on a train. Let's take him to another country.

0:30:07.600 --> 0:30:09.000
<v Speaker 2>See here I am on the train, dude.

0:30:09.000 --> 0:30:10.920
<v Speaker 1>That's my picture. He looks fine.

0:30:11.000 --> 0:30:13.200
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I just look a little tired. And so I'm

0:30:13.240 --> 0:30:16.160
<v Speaker 2>sitting there and we have just two chairs, one chair

0:30:16.520 --> 0:30:18.880
<v Speaker 2>table chair. On the other side of the aisle is

0:30:18.880 --> 0:30:21.520
<v Speaker 2>like a like a table with two chairs on each side.

0:30:22.160 --> 0:30:23.320
<v Speaker 2>So four people get.

0:30:23.200 --> 0:30:23.560
<v Speaker 1>To sit there.

0:30:23.600 --> 0:30:25.640
<v Speaker 2>And this old lady comes and sits, and she sits

0:30:25.680 --> 0:30:29.200
<v Speaker 2>next to the window. And then here comes this really

0:30:29.240 --> 0:30:31.680
<v Speaker 2>tall dude and he throws his backpack in the window

0:30:31.720 --> 0:30:33.560
<v Speaker 2>seat on the other side, and he sits down and

0:30:33.600 --> 0:30:35.040
<v Speaker 2>he looks hung.

0:30:34.840 --> 0:30:36.960
<v Speaker 1>Over his balls. You must be the hammer.

0:30:37.240 --> 0:30:39.760
<v Speaker 2>And he's real tall, probably six foot four, six foot five,

0:30:40.360 --> 0:30:44.280
<v Speaker 2>long legs, and he's sitting there and he's just rubbing his.

0:30:44.280 --> 0:30:45.560
<v Speaker 1>Head, rubbing his head.

0:30:45.680 --> 0:30:48.640
<v Speaker 2>And then they start to coming around to check tickets,

0:30:49.480 --> 0:30:54.200
<v Speaker 2>and dude disappears. What the He just disappears, leaves his

0:30:54.280 --> 0:30:58.960
<v Speaker 2>backpack there, disappears, and he comes back like thirty minutes later,

0:30:59.000 --> 0:31:00.880
<v Speaker 2>and I'm like, oh, he must have gone thrown up, right,

0:31:01.320 --> 0:31:03.280
<v Speaker 2>And they come around like oh, you want anything to drink.

0:31:03.280 --> 0:31:07.840
<v Speaker 2>He's like, give me two beers. Two beers, hey, keep

0:31:07.880 --> 0:31:10.560
<v Speaker 2>it party going. I'm like wow, okay, and me and

0:31:10.600 --> 0:31:12.880
<v Speaker 2>my wife are talking and he's like, excuse me.

0:31:13.000 --> 0:31:13.640
<v Speaker 1>Hair of the dog.

0:31:13.680 --> 0:31:16.600
<v Speaker 2>And he's like, where are you guys from? And we're like, oh,

0:31:16.640 --> 0:31:20.800
<v Speaker 2>we're from Tennessee. I couldn't figure out your accent. I

0:31:20.840 --> 0:31:23.200
<v Speaker 2>knew you weren't from here. And we start talking to him.

0:31:23.800 --> 0:31:24.640
<v Speaker 2>His name's Steven.

0:31:25.120 --> 0:31:26.280
<v Speaker 1>Now I'm from down the road.

0:31:26.360 --> 0:31:28.360
<v Speaker 2>Well, no ass man, and he just had a boy's

0:31:28.400 --> 0:31:30.320
<v Speaker 2>weekend down in London. He was going back to his

0:31:30.400 --> 0:31:34.120
<v Speaker 2>home city of Carlisle. He was working, but he was like,

0:31:35.160 --> 0:31:36.800
<v Speaker 2>he goes, I don't want to drink this beer, but

0:31:36.800 --> 0:31:39.320
<v Speaker 2>I have to drink this beer. That's why I'm drinking

0:31:39.360 --> 0:31:42.040
<v Speaker 2>it right now. He pulls out his computer and he's

0:31:42.080 --> 0:31:46.000
<v Speaker 2>got two beers, just doing some work, doing some work.

0:31:47.440 --> 0:31:49.680
<v Speaker 2>Finally he's like, man, screw it, just closes his laptop.

0:31:50.040 --> 0:31:51.960
<v Speaker 1>That had to be some quality emails he sent out

0:31:52.120 --> 0:31:53.360
<v Speaker 1>and he's just talking to us.

0:31:53.360 --> 0:31:56.520
<v Speaker 2>He starts talking all about life in America and all

0:31:56.560 --> 0:31:57.280
<v Speaker 2>these places.

0:31:57.840 --> 0:31:59.360
<v Speaker 1>Great guy, really funny.

0:32:00.040 --> 0:32:03.200
<v Speaker 2>He works in renewable energy, like he builds offshore, like

0:32:03.400 --> 0:32:04.480
<v Speaker 2>win turbines.

0:32:04.520 --> 0:32:06.880
<v Speaker 1>I guess, well that turbines me a little crooked.

0:32:07.320 --> 0:32:09.800
<v Speaker 2>And the guy comes back by and he's like, can

0:32:09.840 --> 0:32:10.720
<v Speaker 2>I get two more beers?

0:32:11.200 --> 0:32:12.080
<v Speaker 1>I need two more.

0:32:14.360 --> 0:32:14.680
<v Speaker 3>Wow?

0:32:14.880 --> 0:32:16.760
<v Speaker 2>And he was like, he goes, he was talking about

0:32:16.760 --> 0:32:18.720
<v Speaker 2>it was his buddy's fortieth birthday. So they went to

0:32:18.840 --> 0:32:21.240
<v Speaker 2>He met him in London and they'd been going since

0:32:21.280 --> 0:32:25.480
<v Speaker 2>Thursday night. And then they went to the Liverpool and

0:32:25.800 --> 0:32:31.160
<v Speaker 2>Crystal Palace game at the stadium and they lost in

0:32:31.240 --> 0:32:34.640
<v Speaker 2>penalties and he started asking me, can we please start

0:32:34.680 --> 0:32:38.080
<v Speaker 2>calling it football over here because instead of soccer? And

0:32:38.160 --> 0:32:41.360
<v Speaker 2>can we call football American football? We had all these

0:32:41.560 --> 0:32:43.080
<v Speaker 2>conversations about life.

0:32:43.120 --> 0:32:44.080
<v Speaker 1>And things like that.

0:32:44.560 --> 0:32:47.479
<v Speaker 2>Deep and in the like three and a half hours

0:32:47.520 --> 0:32:49.640
<v Speaker 2>to his hometown, he had six beers.

0:32:50.320 --> 0:32:54.040
<v Speaker 1>Did no work work day? Huh?

0:32:54.080 --> 0:32:55.880
<v Speaker 2>And I was like, man, and he was like, yeah, man,

0:32:55.880 --> 0:32:58.479
<v Speaker 2>I've missed a lot of meetings today. I'm just I'm

0:32:58.960 --> 0:33:00.760
<v Speaker 2>I don't feel good enough to get on those calls.

0:33:01.520 --> 0:33:03.320
<v Speaker 2>He goes, I'll just when I go home, I'll take

0:33:03.320 --> 0:33:05.120
<v Speaker 2>a nap and maybe I'll answer a couple of emails.

0:33:05.160 --> 0:33:09.200
<v Speaker 2>Then very friendly guy Steven was really great. But then

0:33:09.240 --> 0:33:12.560
<v Speaker 2>it hit me that he wasn't supposed to be sitting

0:33:12.560 --> 0:33:16.960
<v Speaker 2>in that seat. That's why he disappeared when they came

0:33:17.000 --> 0:33:17.880
<v Speaker 2>to check tickets.

0:33:18.120 --> 0:33:19.240
<v Speaker 1>So that's all you have to do.

0:33:20.000 --> 0:33:23.800
<v Speaker 2>Because to the left was the bathrooms, he went to

0:33:23.840 --> 0:33:27.640
<v Speaker 2>the right, so he left our car, went and sat

0:33:27.640 --> 0:33:30.840
<v Speaker 2>in one of the normal seats. Showed him his ticket.

0:33:31.760 --> 0:33:34.680
<v Speaker 2>After his ticket got punched, he came back to our

0:33:34.760 --> 0:33:36.520
<v Speaker 2>car and sat in that seat. And I didn't even

0:33:36.520 --> 0:33:38.560
<v Speaker 2>realize it until he was getting off the train.

0:33:38.800 --> 0:33:41.080
<v Speaker 1>So he just banked though on nobody being in that seat.

0:33:41.880 --> 0:33:44.120
<v Speaker 2>You can look it up online, I guess. But I

0:33:44.240 --> 0:33:47.200
<v Speaker 2>was just like this Stephen guy because he says he

0:33:47.240 --> 0:33:47.920
<v Speaker 2>does the train.

0:33:47.800 --> 0:33:50.400
<v Speaker 1>A lot, so he's a renewable resource guys, and he

0:33:50.720 --> 0:33:55.080
<v Speaker 1>has to save on a twenty dollars upgrade. Likely story, dude,

0:33:55.120 --> 0:33:56.560
<v Speaker 1>don't ask me. I don't know.

0:33:56.680 --> 0:34:00.440
<v Speaker 2>And he plays golf. He's a fourteen handicap. Any plays

0:34:00.440 --> 0:34:04.400
<v Speaker 2>from the competition teas, he's terrible. Fourteen handicap.

0:34:04.760 --> 0:34:07.880
<v Speaker 1>We're fourteen, No, we're not, you're less than fourteen. I

0:34:07.920 --> 0:34:12.239
<v Speaker 1>am not. I am eighteen. Oh I must be twenty eight. Yeah.

0:34:12.360 --> 0:34:16.080
<v Speaker 2>Oh, so he shoots in like the eighties low eighties, okay,

0:34:16.640 --> 0:34:20.160
<v Speaker 2>and he's got a girlfriend all that, and I was like,

0:34:20.200 --> 0:34:21.279
<v Speaker 2>he's a scam artist.

0:34:21.360 --> 0:34:21.880
<v Speaker 1>That's great.

0:34:21.920 --> 0:34:28.319
<v Speaker 2>And then we the train arrives in Glasgow, Scotland, and

0:34:28.360 --> 0:34:32.919
<v Speaker 2>now let me tell you Scotland.

0:34:32.440 --> 0:34:34.680
<v Speaker 1>Is where it is at and we'll tell you about it.

0:34:34.800 --> 0:34:40.680
<v Speaker 2>No Wednesday, No, Oh, Scotland was beautiful, dude. Like every

0:34:40.719 --> 0:34:44.239
<v Speaker 2>building was old, Like there wasn't like oh one old

0:34:44.239 --> 0:34:48.400
<v Speaker 2>building in one hundred new buildings. The downtown was bustling.

0:34:48.400 --> 0:34:50.000
<v Speaker 2>They don't even let a lot of cars down there

0:34:50.040 --> 0:34:51.280
<v Speaker 2>because they pollution.

0:34:51.520 --> 0:34:53.120
<v Speaker 1>There's no cars, very few.

0:34:53.360 --> 0:34:55.360
<v Speaker 2>You have to have a special pass to come downtown

0:34:55.560 --> 0:34:56.319
<v Speaker 2>in Glasgow.

0:34:57.000 --> 0:35:00.440
<v Speaker 1>We should do that in Nashville. I agree, hm hm.

0:35:01.440 --> 0:35:04.920
<v Speaker 2>And so we're going to get on another train because

0:35:04.920 --> 0:35:09.839
<v Speaker 2>we're gonna go meet my wife's sister in Croy, which

0:35:09.840 --> 0:35:11.200
<v Speaker 2>is another city in Scotland.

0:35:11.320 --> 0:35:19.480
<v Speaker 1>Love Croy, Love the water in America, La Croy. I

0:35:19.520 --> 0:35:21.399
<v Speaker 1>didn't know your wife's sister was going to be thrown

0:35:21.400 --> 0:35:21.879
<v Speaker 1>in the mix.

0:35:22.160 --> 0:35:24.600
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I didn't either until we were leaving, like a

0:35:24.600 --> 0:35:26.359
<v Speaker 2>couple days before. She's like, oh, yeah, we're gonna meet

0:35:26.400 --> 0:35:28.920
<v Speaker 2>up my sister in Scotland. This trip just got better.

0:35:29.360 --> 0:35:32.200
<v Speaker 2>And I'm like, all right, So we get off. We

0:35:32.239 --> 0:35:34.640
<v Speaker 2>had to walk to another train station to get on

0:35:34.640 --> 0:35:37.120
<v Speaker 2>this train to go to Croy. You got in the lube,

0:35:37.480 --> 0:35:41.320
<v Speaker 2>you know, we just got another train tube that was

0:35:41.320 --> 0:35:44.160
<v Speaker 2>in the tube here and we go and we get

0:35:44.200 --> 0:35:47.719
<v Speaker 2>off and her friend, her sister had a friend that

0:35:47.920 --> 0:35:51.000
<v Speaker 2>is from London. So they were driving the country and

0:35:51.040 --> 0:35:52.680
<v Speaker 2>they picked us up in Croy and then we went

0:35:52.800 --> 0:35:55.239
<v Speaker 2>to Deanston, Deanston, Scotland.

0:35:55.280 --> 0:35:58.880
<v Speaker 1>I liked the having a local, yes, yeah. And the

0:35:58.960 --> 0:36:02.120
<v Speaker 1>driving on the other side of road was bananas. Like

0:36:02.480 --> 0:36:04.880
<v Speaker 1>ben to Costa Rica. It takes like five minutes in

0:36:04.920 --> 0:36:05.640
<v Speaker 1>your no. No.

0:36:05.680 --> 0:36:08.319
<v Speaker 2>But she was driving and so sometimes she would turn

0:36:08.400 --> 0:36:10.240
<v Speaker 2>I'd be like, oh my god, but she was turning

0:36:10.239 --> 0:36:12.239
<v Speaker 2>in another lane because that's the way we're supposed to go.

0:36:12.280 --> 0:36:14.240
<v Speaker 2>But I thought she was turning into the right lane.

0:36:14.239 --> 0:36:15.880
<v Speaker 2>You know where we were used to driving.

0:36:15.960 --> 0:36:18.160
<v Speaker 1>Bro go to Costa Rica. There's no side of the road.

0:36:18.239 --> 0:36:20.120
<v Speaker 1>You can drive on the left or right. You just

0:36:20.160 --> 0:36:22.480
<v Speaker 1>have to move over depending on which side the car

0:36:22.680 --> 0:36:25.000
<v Speaker 1>coming at you is going go to Costa Rica.

0:36:25.880 --> 0:36:32.200
<v Speaker 2>Okay, I'll go to Costa Rica. So it freaked you

0:36:32.239 --> 0:36:34.239
<v Speaker 2>out a little bit, freak me out a little bit. Well,

0:36:34.239 --> 0:36:38.680
<v Speaker 2>we go to Deanston. We get a little flat and this,

0:36:38.680 --> 0:36:41.600
<v Speaker 2>this is what it's all about. All these mountains, the

0:36:41.640 --> 0:36:45.640
<v Speaker 2>beauty of all the open fields and all the old timy.

0:36:45.920 --> 0:36:49.759
<v Speaker 2>Everything's old. Everything is old in Scotland. Nothing is new.

0:36:50.800 --> 0:36:53.440
<v Speaker 2>I loved Scotland.

0:36:53.440 --> 0:36:56.560
<v Speaker 1>You're a Scotland guy. You need to move there.

0:36:56.920 --> 0:36:59.239
<v Speaker 2>No, I'm not gonna move there. But we did wake

0:36:59.320 --> 0:37:02.520
<v Speaker 2>up the next morning and go hike. And we took

0:37:02.520 --> 0:37:05.399
<v Speaker 2>a boat ride and looked at you know a little

0:37:05.440 --> 0:37:08.520
<v Speaker 2>from a little town and looked around at all the mountains.

0:37:09.080 --> 0:37:11.760
<v Speaker 1>Is it easier you out of breath because of the hike?

0:37:12.400 --> 0:37:13.879
<v Speaker 2>Oh no, it was an easy like this was an

0:37:13.880 --> 0:37:17.120
<v Speaker 2>easy hike. And then we went to another place to

0:37:17.160 --> 0:37:21.000
<v Speaker 2>do another hike and they said it could take you

0:37:21.000 --> 0:37:22.799
<v Speaker 2>about an hour and a half two hours if you

0:37:22.840 --> 0:37:24.880
<v Speaker 2>go the long way, or you go straight up it

0:37:25.280 --> 0:37:29.120
<v Speaker 2>and it'll take about fifty minutes straight up. And my

0:37:29.200 --> 0:37:31.080
<v Speaker 2>wife and sister in law were like, oh, you know,

0:37:31.120 --> 0:37:32.800
<v Speaker 2>we'll go to that point right there with you and

0:37:32.800 --> 0:37:33.759
<v Speaker 2>then you'll be on your own.

0:37:34.360 --> 0:37:36.360
<v Speaker 1>They're leaving you in Scotland.

0:37:36.480 --> 0:37:39.160
<v Speaker 2>And the girl that was the local, she did about

0:37:39.160 --> 0:37:40.759
<v Speaker 2>two hundred yards and got tired. I was like, I'm

0:37:40.800 --> 0:37:42.759
<v Speaker 2>just gonna wait under this tree and hang out. Whoa,

0:37:43.000 --> 0:37:45.479
<v Speaker 2>because it was like seventy eight degrees, so it's really

0:37:45.520 --> 0:37:47.680
<v Speaker 2>hot for over there. As the Scottish we're telling us

0:37:47.960 --> 0:37:49.960
<v Speaker 2>it's like boiling it's boiling hot.

0:37:50.600 --> 0:37:52.640
<v Speaker 1>Okay, tell them it's one hundred and five.

0:37:52.840 --> 0:37:54.480
<v Speaker 2>But they don't know what it's like to have seventy

0:37:54.480 --> 0:37:55.280
<v Speaker 2>eight degree weather.

0:37:55.880 --> 0:37:57.640
<v Speaker 1>Oh, it's like a heat wave over there. Yes.

0:37:59.160 --> 0:38:01.800
<v Speaker 2>And so there's a local that walked by me. I'm like,

0:38:01.840 --> 0:38:04.759
<v Speaker 2>you're going straight up? He goes straight up, you're in

0:38:04.800 --> 0:38:07.240
<v Speaker 2>my role dog, and he goes it's pretty easy. There's

0:38:07.320 --> 0:38:09.440
<v Speaker 2>basically worn out like steps in the side of the

0:38:09.440 --> 0:38:11.399
<v Speaker 2>mountain if you just go straight up. I'm like, all right,

0:38:11.719 --> 0:38:13.640
<v Speaker 2>but I'm gonna walk with my wife and sister in

0:38:13.680 --> 0:38:14.560
<v Speaker 2>law and we'd walk.

0:38:14.360 --> 0:38:15.040
<v Speaker 1>A little bit longer.

0:38:15.040 --> 0:38:16.640
<v Speaker 2>And they're like, you know what, you might want to

0:38:16.680 --> 0:38:18.799
<v Speaker 2>go catch up with him because I don't think we're

0:38:18.800 --> 0:38:19.759
<v Speaker 2>gonna make it all the way up.

0:38:19.920 --> 0:38:21.280
<v Speaker 1>Sounds like they had too many pints.

0:38:21.320 --> 0:38:23.960
<v Speaker 2>And I'm like, all right, So here I go up

0:38:24.040 --> 0:38:29.600
<v Speaker 2>the side of the mountain. It's getting steep, getting steep,

0:38:29.760 --> 0:38:33.279
<v Speaker 2>I'm starting to sweat, starting to sweat. Then I catch

0:38:33.360 --> 0:38:37.400
<v Speaker 2>up with the dude. His name's Tim. He's lived in

0:38:37.400 --> 0:38:40.160
<v Speaker 2>Glasgow for like twenty five years. He's got two kids,

0:38:40.200 --> 0:38:42.920
<v Speaker 2>one grand kid. And we marched to the top of

0:38:42.920 --> 0:38:43.680
<v Speaker 2>the mountain together.

0:38:44.480 --> 0:38:45.640
<v Speaker 1>What else did you guys do?

0:38:46.040 --> 0:38:48.000
<v Speaker 2>Nothing, dude, But it was so exciting and I was

0:38:48.120 --> 0:38:49.120
<v Speaker 2>so pumped.

0:38:49.520 --> 0:38:53.120
<v Speaker 1>This is such a climax to be up here with you. Tim.

0:38:53.600 --> 0:38:56.759
<v Speaker 2>No, I didn't say anything like that, but I was

0:38:56.840 --> 0:38:59.640
<v Speaker 2>so excited for my moment at the top of the

0:38:59.640 --> 0:39:02.719
<v Speaker 2>mountain to soak it all in, like I I mean,

0:39:02.760 --> 0:39:04.560
<v Speaker 2>it took me like fifty minutes to climb straight up

0:39:04.600 --> 0:39:05.440
<v Speaker 2>this freaking mountain.

0:39:05.480 --> 0:39:06.960
<v Speaker 1>A lot of people have died on that mountain.

0:39:07.120 --> 0:39:09.640
<v Speaker 2>No, I don't know if they have. I have no idea.

0:39:10.760 --> 0:39:14.239
<v Speaker 2>And I get up there and I'm so excited to

0:39:14.280 --> 0:39:19.000
<v Speaker 2>go touch this rock at the top and there's a

0:39:19.040 --> 0:39:21.560
<v Speaker 2>swarm of flying ants and I can't go to it.

0:39:21.680 --> 0:39:23.319
<v Speaker 1>Look at that dude, Yeah, it's pretty bad.

0:39:23.680 --> 0:39:25.640
<v Speaker 2>And he gets up there with me and he's like.

0:39:26.160 --> 0:39:27.080
<v Speaker 1>We lost him.

0:39:27.600 --> 0:39:29.080
<v Speaker 2>He's like, we better get down. We got to get

0:39:29.080 --> 0:39:29.680
<v Speaker 2>down now.

0:39:30.040 --> 0:39:32.440
<v Speaker 1>What And so I didn't even get to do we

0:39:32.480 --> 0:39:33.399
<v Speaker 1>lose him? No?

0:39:33.400 --> 0:39:35.440
<v Speaker 2>No, But he was like, I've never seen it this bad.

0:39:35.480 --> 0:39:36.560
<v Speaker 2>And I mean they were swarming us.

0:39:36.640 --> 0:39:39.880
<v Speaker 4>Dude, take off your clothes, but we'rerap your face with

0:39:39.920 --> 0:39:40.440
<v Speaker 4>your clothes.

0:39:42.440 --> 0:39:44.880
<v Speaker 1>Tim, Tim gets a fly yeah on him. He starts

0:39:44.920 --> 0:39:45.759
<v Speaker 1>taking his clothes on.

0:39:46.160 --> 0:39:50.319
<v Speaker 2>And so with me. So we bath get over here.

0:39:50.880 --> 0:39:53.640
<v Speaker 2>So we bail, dude, we bail. I don't even get

0:39:53.680 --> 0:39:56.640
<v Speaker 2>to enjoy the view from the top. I don't even

0:39:56.640 --> 0:39:57.719
<v Speaker 2>get to go touch that rock.

0:39:57.760 --> 0:40:01.080
<v Speaker 1>For those of you truckers, it is a heavy swarm

0:40:01.480 --> 0:40:02.440
<v Speaker 1>of locusts.

0:40:02.800 --> 0:40:04.560
<v Speaker 2>I don't know what they were, he said, flying ants.

0:40:04.640 --> 0:40:06.080
<v Speaker 2>And then I was worried if they start biting me,

0:40:06.120 --> 0:40:08.480
<v Speaker 2>then do I die by a thousand flying ant bites

0:40:08.520 --> 0:40:11.880
<v Speaker 2>on the top of a freaking mountain in Scotland, overlooking

0:40:11.880 --> 0:40:14.720
<v Speaker 2>the beauty. So me and Tim just start hi hiking

0:40:14.760 --> 0:40:17.840
<v Speaker 2>down and like on the second shelf. He took my picture,

0:40:18.239 --> 0:40:19.640
<v Speaker 2>so i'd let you know that I didn't make it

0:40:19.719 --> 0:40:20.000
<v Speaker 2>up there.

0:40:20.120 --> 0:40:22.160
<v Speaker 1>I mean, you had no climbing gear on. No, dude,

0:40:22.160 --> 0:40:23.600
<v Speaker 1>I was just wearing ten of shoes. Man, That's how

0:40:23.600 --> 0:40:26.200
<v Speaker 1>I do it prepared.

0:40:26.520 --> 0:40:29.640
<v Speaker 2>I'm so unprepared. I am so unprepared for everything.

0:40:30.000 --> 0:40:31.000
<v Speaker 1>No water bottle.

0:40:31.840 --> 0:40:34.040
<v Speaker 2>I did have one water bottle, like a little plastic

0:40:34.040 --> 0:40:36.719
<v Speaker 2>water bottle in my pocket. I littered that ray and

0:40:36.719 --> 0:40:38.239
<v Speaker 2>then we hiked all the way back down and here's

0:40:38.280 --> 0:40:38.880
<v Speaker 2>my boy Tim.

0:40:38.920 --> 0:40:42.520
<v Speaker 1>Man. Wow, you guys look like you're daty.

0:40:44.480 --> 0:40:47.280
<v Speaker 3>You would down you men town?

0:40:47.760 --> 0:40:49.960
<v Speaker 1>Dude? Why does he look that happy to be hiking

0:40:50.040 --> 0:40:50.640
<v Speaker 1>with you? Dude?

0:40:50.719 --> 0:40:52.640
<v Speaker 2>He had just gotten off work and it was such

0:40:52.640 --> 0:40:53.319
<v Speaker 2>a beautiful day.

0:40:53.320 --> 0:40:55.239
<v Speaker 1>He's I got gonna go for a hike. Bike, So

0:40:55.280 --> 0:40:58.279
<v Speaker 1>he went for a hike. Man, people are weird, he

0:40:58.480 --> 0:41:02.440
<v Speaker 1>said self, I'm going for a hike after work. People

0:41:02.480 --> 0:41:06.319
<v Speaker 1>are weird. No, would you ever do that here in Nashville? No,

0:41:06.760 --> 0:41:08.160
<v Speaker 1>you know in Scotland are weird?

0:41:08.320 --> 0:41:11.120
<v Speaker 2>No? No, people in Scotland are super friendly.

0:41:11.360 --> 0:41:13.040
<v Speaker 1>Have you ever got done with a potty and said

0:41:13.040 --> 0:41:15.080
<v Speaker 1>I want to go for a hike and I'll hang

0:41:15.120 --> 0:41:21.440
<v Speaker 1>up and listen. No, I guess was your wife mad

0:41:21.480 --> 0:41:22.239
<v Speaker 1>that she didn't do it?

0:41:22.960 --> 0:41:26.880
<v Speaker 2>No, she wasn't too mad. It was called Dungan Hill.

0:41:27.080 --> 0:41:29.480
<v Speaker 2>Is where we're at, Dungan Hill. Look at this view, buddy,

0:41:29.760 --> 0:41:32.160
<v Speaker 2>That is beauty. Yeah, it's beauty.

0:41:32.560 --> 0:41:34.040
<v Speaker 1>And it was so amazing to go up there.

0:41:34.040 --> 0:41:36.279
<v Speaker 2>And me and Tim hiked back down together, and he

0:41:36.360 --> 0:41:38.960
<v Speaker 2>told me that one of his favorite movies of all time,

0:41:40.280 --> 0:41:44.759
<v Speaker 2>Local hero Oh that's sid porn. I don't know, but

0:41:44.800 --> 0:41:47.000
<v Speaker 2>it was filmed a little bit in Texas and he

0:41:47.080 --> 0:41:48.480
<v Speaker 2>was like, you should check it out one day and

0:41:48.520 --> 0:41:51.560
<v Speaker 2>I said, Tim, for you, I will check it out, man,

0:41:51.719 --> 0:41:54.920
<v Speaker 2>because me and you bonded as we marched to the

0:41:54.960 --> 0:41:58.839
<v Speaker 2>top of this mountain. What a day, man, what a day?

0:41:58.920 --> 0:42:02.120
<v Speaker 2>I mean Scotland, God, beautiful. We'll take a break, we'll

0:42:02.160 --> 0:42:02.560
<v Speaker 2>write back.

0:42:02.680 --> 0:42:07.799
<v Speaker 1>Ants in my pants, Tim, ants in my pants, so

0:42:08.320 --> 0:42:10.680
<v Speaker 1>we already know the end thing. You found recliners at

0:42:10.680 --> 0:42:12.399
<v Speaker 1>the Heathrow airport and then flew home.

0:42:12.600 --> 0:42:15.120
<v Speaker 2>No, and I'm just gonna tell you this. We went

0:42:15.160 --> 0:42:19.000
<v Speaker 2>to the Sterling Castle the next day, absolutely beautiful.

0:42:19.600 --> 0:42:21.120
<v Speaker 1>It was so cool. And here's the thing.

0:42:21.400 --> 0:42:25.240
<v Speaker 2>Scottish people might be the most friendly people on this planet.

0:42:26.480 --> 0:42:30.640
<v Speaker 2>Because we were standing right by a distillery and they

0:42:30.640 --> 0:42:34.880
<v Speaker 2>have a little cafe there and the girls wanted some coffee,

0:42:35.360 --> 0:42:37.040
<v Speaker 2>so they stopped. They going to get coffee and I

0:42:37.120 --> 0:42:38.759
<v Speaker 2>get out and I just go stand by the river

0:42:39.200 --> 0:42:41.040
<v Speaker 2>as the water is flowing down.

0:42:41.320 --> 0:42:45.560
<v Speaker 1>What how long was the train ride? I forgot to

0:42:45.600 --> 0:42:49.560
<v Speaker 1>ask you that. From where from Heathrow to Scotland? Like

0:42:49.600 --> 0:42:52.120
<v Speaker 1>four and a half hours. Okay, back to your coffee.

0:42:52.400 --> 0:42:54.640
<v Speaker 2>So I'm I'm gonna ge out and just look at

0:42:54.640 --> 0:42:56.960
<v Speaker 2>this river. And I'm just standing there and it's a beautiful,

0:42:57.040 --> 0:42:57.759
<v Speaker 2>beautiful scene.

0:42:57.840 --> 0:42:58.040
<v Speaker 1>Dude.

0:42:58.040 --> 0:43:01.920
<v Speaker 2>It's an old town, very old. It was called Deanston.

0:43:02.800 --> 0:43:07.120
<v Speaker 2>And here comes this this dude walking his dog and

0:43:07.160 --> 0:43:09.480
<v Speaker 2>I and he says good morning, And I said morning.

0:43:09.640 --> 0:43:12.759
<v Speaker 1>What with all these friendly dudes in Scotland. I'm telling

0:43:12.760 --> 0:43:15.000
<v Speaker 1>you they're the most friendly people in the world. And

0:43:15.160 --> 0:43:19.000
<v Speaker 1>did you not have like some buckso blonde up on you?

0:43:19.600 --> 0:43:22.799
<v Speaker 2>I will say the hotties in Scotland were non exist.

0:43:22.600 --> 0:43:26.200
<v Speaker 1>I could tell from the storytelling you met Tim dude,

0:43:26.239 --> 0:43:27.800
<v Speaker 1>he was the highlight of the trip.

0:43:29.000 --> 0:43:30.960
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he was. He was really cool. But look at

0:43:30.960 --> 0:43:33.560
<v Speaker 2>this view. This is the river. I'm just looking down

0:43:33.560 --> 0:43:34.920
<v Speaker 2>as I'm waiting for them to get their car.

0:43:35.120 --> 0:43:39.719
<v Speaker 1>It looks like Colorado. It's beautiful. And he's like, oh,

0:43:39.920 --> 0:43:43.120
<v Speaker 1>where are you from? I said, from Tennessee.

0:43:43.280 --> 0:43:46.319
<v Speaker 2>Oh, let me tell you what you Let me tell

0:43:46.320 --> 0:43:49.080
<v Speaker 2>you all about it. And he told me, dude, he

0:43:49.160 --> 0:43:52.400
<v Speaker 2>told me forty five minutes worth. He sat there for

0:43:52.960 --> 0:43:56.200
<v Speaker 2>twenty five minutes telling me things to do in Scotland.

0:43:56.520 --> 0:43:57.279
<v Speaker 1>I didn't ask for that.

0:43:57.719 --> 0:44:01.280
<v Speaker 2>Uh, don't don't don't buy the shops at like these castles,

0:44:01.280 --> 0:44:03.400
<v Speaker 2>don't don't buy it, don't buy. Price is too high,

0:44:03.640 --> 0:44:07.040
<v Speaker 2>too high, and not quality goods, not quality, not quality.

0:44:07.040 --> 0:44:09.000
<v Speaker 2>He goes, and I hear from other other people that

0:44:09.160 --> 0:44:12.440
<v Speaker 2>visit that we too expensive, we too expensive. But you

0:44:12.440 --> 0:44:14.640
<v Speaker 2>guys are good for our economy. He goes, would you

0:44:14.680 --> 0:44:16.279
<v Speaker 2>come back to Scotland.

0:44:15.840 --> 0:44:19.080
<v Speaker 1>Okay gross domestic product? And I said, yeah, preach.

0:44:19.160 --> 0:44:21.000
<v Speaker 2>He said, well, we need you to come twice twice

0:44:21.040 --> 0:44:24.120
<v Speaker 2>a year. Bring the kids, bring the kids.

0:44:24.160 --> 0:44:24.920
<v Speaker 1>Now I'm not going.

0:44:26.040 --> 0:44:27.800
<v Speaker 2>And then he said, oh, you're gonna go to Edinburgh,

0:44:27.840 --> 0:44:29.880
<v Speaker 2>you need to take the If you're gonna park here,

0:44:29.920 --> 0:44:31.280
<v Speaker 2>it's cheaper to park on this side.

0:44:31.280 --> 0:44:32.239
<v Speaker 1>Take the ferry over.

0:44:32.400 --> 0:44:34.640
<v Speaker 2>Because you go to Edinburgh, they're gonna charge you more

0:44:34.680 --> 0:44:37.239
<v Speaker 2>to park. If you're gonna go to this castle, go

0:44:37.360 --> 0:44:39.719
<v Speaker 2>this way, Go into this town. They have the best

0:44:39.760 --> 0:44:41.120
<v Speaker 2>fish and chips at this place.

0:44:41.440 --> 0:44:42.400
<v Speaker 1>Are you taking notes?

0:44:43.000 --> 0:44:47.799
<v Speaker 2>No, I'm just listening as he talks. As you're gonna

0:44:47.800 --> 0:44:50.239
<v Speaker 2>say here he is, he's got me just pinned up

0:44:50.239 --> 0:44:50.879
<v Speaker 2>against the wall.

0:44:52.000 --> 0:44:54.600
<v Speaker 1>Oh my, that conversation looks like it's never gonna end.

0:44:54.719 --> 0:44:56.000
<v Speaker 1>And I was like, oh, thank you, and then you

0:44:56.040 --> 0:44:57.160
<v Speaker 1>get the sunglasses.

0:44:57.880 --> 0:44:59.840
<v Speaker 2>I bought him on that street because I didn't have

0:44:59.840 --> 0:45:05.719
<v Speaker 2>any sunglasses back in London. And dude, Frank sat there

0:45:05.719 --> 0:45:07.120
<v Speaker 2>and talked to me forever. And he has a little

0:45:07.200 --> 0:45:09.520
<v Speaker 2>dog and he's like, oh, people, just it's a working dog,

0:45:09.560 --> 0:45:12.120
<v Speaker 2>working dog. And they say, bring it to California, bring

0:45:12.120 --> 0:45:13.840
<v Speaker 2>it to Idaho, bring it to Montana.

0:45:14.600 --> 0:45:15.440
<v Speaker 1>Work, work, work.

0:45:15.520 --> 0:45:17.120
<v Speaker 2>And we're like, oh, that'd be a long way to

0:45:17.160 --> 0:45:19.000
<v Speaker 2>take your dog, you know what I mean. And he's like, no,

0:45:19.440 --> 0:45:21.160
<v Speaker 2>you just put a suitcase and then cut four holes

0:45:21.160 --> 0:45:22.520
<v Speaker 2>in it at walk with you.

0:45:22.680 --> 0:45:24.320
<v Speaker 1>What the hell is this guy talking about?

0:45:24.480 --> 0:45:26.960
<v Speaker 2>I don't know, dude, but he was so friendly and.

0:45:26.920 --> 0:45:29.879
<v Speaker 1>He looks like the guy that invented apple, Tim Cook,

0:45:33.000 --> 0:45:35.360
<v Speaker 1>And so took the picture of you and your wife

0:45:35.400 --> 0:45:35.920
<v Speaker 1>talking to him.

0:45:36.239 --> 0:45:38.880
<v Speaker 2>The sister in law and her friend, because they were

0:45:38.920 --> 0:45:40.200
<v Speaker 2>ready to go. They're in the car, they're ready to

0:45:40.200 --> 0:45:41.680
<v Speaker 2>go for another hike. They're ready to go to the

0:45:41.760 --> 0:45:46.359
<v Speaker 2>you know, the castle, the Sterling Castle and see your

0:45:46.440 --> 0:45:50.440
<v Speaker 2>wife's sister's friend lives there, lives in London. And then

0:45:50.480 --> 0:45:54.000
<v Speaker 2>she drove over. Yeah, she picked up her sister at

0:45:54.120 --> 0:45:56.840
<v Speaker 2>Heathrow and they drove through England, and then through Scotland.

0:45:57.000 --> 0:45:59.200
<v Speaker 1>Was this all planned at the same time. I guess

0:45:59.360 --> 0:46:02.480
<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I went in on the planning part, and.

0:46:03.320 --> 0:46:07.640
<v Speaker 2>So logistics smith DICKX Ray. So we go to the castle. Dude,

0:46:07.680 --> 0:46:09.680
<v Speaker 2>it's like an hour till it's closing. And let me

0:46:09.680 --> 0:46:11.600
<v Speaker 2>tell you, if you ever go to the Sterling Castle

0:46:11.600 --> 0:46:15.520
<v Speaker 2>in Scotland, you gotta find Andrew because the dude was amazing.

0:46:15.840 --> 0:46:18.120
<v Speaker 2>We walk in, we got an hour and ten minutes

0:46:18.160 --> 0:46:20.000
<v Speaker 2>still it closes and we're like, all right, look dude,

0:46:20.880 --> 0:46:23.759
<v Speaker 2>we're here. What is the most important what's the best

0:46:23.760 --> 0:46:26.200
<v Speaker 2>way to get the most time, you know, the quickest

0:46:26.840 --> 0:46:29.239
<v Speaker 2>look at it so we don't miss anything. He goes,

0:46:29.280 --> 0:46:31.040
<v Speaker 2>we're here, and he gave us a whole description. He goes,

0:46:31.040 --> 0:46:33.279
<v Speaker 2>what you're gonna do, Walk up those stairs, go through

0:46:33.320 --> 0:46:35.680
<v Speaker 2>the building, come down, take a left, go to that building.

0:46:35.719 --> 0:46:38.080
<v Speaker 2>And he showed us exactly how to go. Where are

0:46:38.120 --> 0:46:40.040
<v Speaker 2>you drawing this map on a napkin.

0:46:39.920 --> 0:46:42.839
<v Speaker 1>In the air, he's pointing at buildings. Ray, I had

0:46:43.120 --> 0:46:45.400
<v Speaker 1>my wife mascara and a piece of paper towel.

0:46:45.760 --> 0:46:47.600
<v Speaker 2>And here's a great thing about Andrew. Man, here's the

0:46:47.640 --> 0:46:50.960
<v Speaker 2>great thing about Andrew. He would just pop up randomly

0:46:50.960 --> 0:46:52.840
<v Speaker 2>in and when we were walking, he's like, oh, Andrew,

0:46:53.400 --> 0:46:56.160
<v Speaker 2>and he's like, guys, guys, you went the wrong way,

0:46:56.360 --> 0:46:57.520
<v Speaker 2>wrong way you're supposed to go.

0:46:59.280 --> 0:47:01.160
<v Speaker 3>You're scared the hell out of me.

0:47:01.280 --> 0:47:05.200
<v Speaker 2>Andrew exactly due. Oh sorry sorry, So he's like, you

0:47:05.280 --> 0:47:08.080
<v Speaker 2>need to go back that way. You're wasting steps, wasting steps.

0:47:08.280 --> 0:47:09.960
<v Speaker 1>He's in the ladies' restroom and.

0:47:10.000 --> 0:47:11.960
<v Speaker 3>No, no, no, you went the way.

0:47:12.239 --> 0:47:14.000
<v Speaker 2>We go in there, and then we go into this

0:47:14.080 --> 0:47:16.760
<v Speaker 2>old chapel and they have the king and Queen seats

0:47:16.800 --> 0:47:19.239
<v Speaker 2>there and he and Andrew shows up in there and

0:47:19.280 --> 0:47:20.800
<v Speaker 2>takes pictures of us in the seats.

0:47:21.880 --> 0:47:22.520
<v Speaker 1>Phenomenal.

0:47:22.920 --> 0:47:24.920
<v Speaker 2>And then we go and we're looking around, and we

0:47:25.000 --> 0:47:27.279
<v Speaker 2>go down in the old kitchen where they used to

0:47:27.320 --> 0:47:30.120
<v Speaker 2>cook and do that. And then we go down in

0:47:30.120 --> 0:47:32.920
<v Speaker 2>the gardens and we look up and who's peering over

0:47:32.960 --> 0:47:36.160
<v Speaker 2>the wall Andrew looking down on us in the garden.

0:47:38.480 --> 0:47:44.680
<v Speaker 2>Oh Andrew too again man. And so we were loving Andrew,

0:47:44.800 --> 0:47:49.040
<v Speaker 2>and we saw the castle and it was so freaking cool.

0:47:50.000 --> 0:47:53.760
<v Speaker 1>Andrew was a little interested in the the American wife.

0:47:54.800 --> 0:47:55.399
<v Speaker 1>He might have been.

0:47:56.600 --> 0:47:58.719
<v Speaker 2>He might have been, But that's how you're gonna if

0:47:58.760 --> 0:48:00.640
<v Speaker 2>you're gonna ever go to a castle, go when there's

0:48:00.680 --> 0:48:02.239
<v Speaker 2>like an hour and twenty minutes left, because there's no

0:48:02.239 --> 0:48:04.600
<v Speaker 2>one there like you go earlier in the day. There's

0:48:04.640 --> 0:48:06.560
<v Speaker 2>so many people. It's so crowded, it's hard to move.

0:48:06.960 --> 0:48:09.680
<v Speaker 2>I will never castle a different way anyway in my life,

0:48:09.680 --> 0:48:10.960
<v Speaker 2>because usually you go in the middle of the day,

0:48:11.000 --> 0:48:13.200
<v Speaker 2>it's like, oh, so crowded with all these tourists. Wait

0:48:13.239 --> 0:48:14.759
<v Speaker 2>till the end of the day, when everyboy's already gone.

0:48:14.760 --> 0:48:16.880
<v Speaker 2>That's the first thing they do in the day. We

0:48:16.920 --> 0:48:18.440
<v Speaker 2>had the place to ourselves pretty much.

0:48:18.560 --> 0:48:23.200
<v Speaker 1>You would know about a castle, the moat, you must

0:48:23.239 --> 0:48:26.360
<v Speaker 1>have known your way around. There was a moat, exactly,

0:48:27.719 --> 0:48:29.160
<v Speaker 1>very familiar. There was a moat.

0:48:29.680 --> 0:48:31.239
<v Speaker 2>There was a moat at the castle.

0:48:30.920 --> 0:48:33.520
<v Speaker 1>That we went in. In London they had a moat. Also.

0:48:33.800 --> 0:48:36.840
<v Speaker 1>Where was the help Where were the butler's headquarters?

0:48:37.160 --> 0:48:40.480
<v Speaker 2>I don't know, I don't know, but it was fantastic.

0:48:40.840 --> 0:48:42.839
<v Speaker 1>It was a dark history. I didn't ask a lot

0:48:42.840 --> 0:48:43.560
<v Speaker 1>of questions.

0:48:43.600 --> 0:48:46.839
<v Speaker 2>And then we went to the Kipton Kimpton Kimpton, it's

0:48:46.840 --> 0:48:49.680
<v Speaker 2>the hotel in the street Kimpton by Marriott, and went

0:48:49.719 --> 0:48:52.880
<v Speaker 2>to a little restaurant and then it was great, so phenomenal,

0:48:52.920 --> 0:48:55.200
<v Speaker 2>the food was good, people were so nice.

0:48:55.600 --> 0:48:57.880
<v Speaker 1>Do chains again? Was it a chain restaurant?

0:48:58.200 --> 0:49:01.600
<v Speaker 2>No, no, no, it wasn't knowing it wasn't a chain restaurant.

0:49:01.680 --> 0:49:06.320
<v Speaker 1>Dookies Indian food you ate? No, that was the shoom, Shoom,

0:49:06.360 --> 0:49:10.680
<v Speaker 1>the shoom. Uh what else did we do? Then? We

0:49:10.719 --> 0:49:12.480
<v Speaker 1>went to I think we've covered it. No.

0:49:12.640 --> 0:49:14.719
<v Speaker 2>One night we went to another restaurant in a town

0:49:14.760 --> 0:49:17.799
<v Speaker 2>and we got drinks on the patio. We ordered an appetizer,

0:49:18.960 --> 0:49:20.280
<v Speaker 2>and then they came and said.

0:49:20.160 --> 0:49:20.760
<v Speaker 1>No more food.

0:49:22.320 --> 0:49:25.799
<v Speaker 2>We're like what they're like too busy? There were not

0:49:25.880 --> 0:49:28.560
<v Speaker 2>used as many people being at our restaurant. This nice weather,

0:49:28.680 --> 0:49:30.680
<v Speaker 2>everybody has come to the restaurant. We can't cook ane

0:49:30.719 --> 0:49:31.440
<v Speaker 2>more food.

0:49:31.360 --> 0:49:32.480
<v Speaker 1>Right, that's not my problem.

0:49:33.400 --> 0:49:35.279
<v Speaker 2>So we had to pay the bill, get in the

0:49:35.280 --> 0:49:38.040
<v Speaker 2>car and drive about a mile and find another restaurant.

0:49:38.719 --> 0:49:41.440
<v Speaker 2>After we had done some hiking in the castle. It

0:49:41.560 --> 0:49:43.600
<v Speaker 2>was like, what I forget the city? Frank had told

0:49:43.680 --> 0:49:45.400
<v Speaker 2>us about the city, So we went to that city.

0:49:45.960 --> 0:49:46.759
<v Speaker 1>It's phenomenal.

0:49:46.840 --> 0:49:50.240
<v Speaker 2>Food was good, great atmosphere and I finally saw Hoti,

0:49:51.480 --> 0:49:53.560
<v Speaker 2>finally saw Hatty at that restaurant at one of the

0:49:53.600 --> 0:49:57.560
<v Speaker 2>bars restaurant pub And that's another thing the pubs. I

0:49:57.560 --> 0:50:00.800
<v Speaker 2>don't know how they do it. Like, there's no clubs

0:50:00.800 --> 0:50:02.520
<v Speaker 2>where you dance on chicks. You usually at a bar here,

0:50:02.560 --> 0:50:04.240
<v Speaker 2>you know, you start dancing on a chick. Of pubs,

0:50:04.880 --> 0:50:06.719
<v Speaker 2>you just get drunk and talk to chicks. I don't

0:50:06.760 --> 0:50:07.680
<v Speaker 2>know how they do it over there.

0:50:07.800 --> 0:50:09.640
<v Speaker 1>I mean, it seems like a bunch of dudes getting

0:50:09.680 --> 0:50:11.560
<v Speaker 1>drunk together. It really does. At the pub, it's a

0:50:11.560 --> 0:50:16.239
<v Speaker 1>lot of dudes watching soccer, yes, football, So honestly what

0:50:16.320 --> 0:50:18.040
<v Speaker 1>I saw in my head is exactly how it was

0:50:18.080 --> 0:50:19.040
<v Speaker 1>in real life. Wow.

0:50:19.600 --> 0:50:22.520
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and it was great news. We go We went

0:50:22.560 --> 0:50:25.719
<v Speaker 2>to another pub, had a pint, went back to Deanston

0:50:26.520 --> 0:50:30.600
<v Speaker 2>and went to bed Man. Then the next day it's time.

0:50:30.440 --> 0:50:33.000
<v Speaker 1>To move on. No, no, no, we've already moved on.

0:50:33.680 --> 0:50:34.920
<v Speaker 2>And you want to know where we moved on to,

0:50:35.800 --> 0:50:42.240
<v Speaker 2>I'll tell you right after this. Now we went to Edinburgh,

0:50:42.640 --> 0:50:44.600
<v Speaker 2>my favorite city of the trip. Man thought we were

0:50:44.640 --> 0:50:48.120
<v Speaker 2>already there now we were in Deanston and kinspinning all

0:50:48.160 --> 0:50:54.720
<v Speaker 2>these other ones. Dude, Edinburgh was ah, amazing, beautiful city.

0:50:54.800 --> 0:50:55.800
<v Speaker 1>Is that what it was? Okay?

0:50:55.960 --> 0:51:00.759
<v Speaker 2>Beautiful, beautiful park It was fun, phenominal.

0:51:00.840 --> 0:51:02.120
<v Speaker 1>You can't go to the park though you ain't got

0:51:02.160 --> 0:51:03.319
<v Speaker 1>kids with you. Oh no, dude.

0:51:03.360 --> 0:51:06.000
<v Speaker 2>Everybody's out there on blankets, no blankets, just sitting there

0:51:06.000 --> 0:51:09.040
<v Speaker 2>having lunch, bottles of wine, just hanging out in the park.

0:51:09.480 --> 0:51:13.920
<v Speaker 1>Everybody. Really, it was great. Was it a weekday? Weekday?

0:51:13.920 --> 0:51:17.600
<v Speaker 1>People ain't got jobs in Europe. They don't care. Like,

0:51:17.680 --> 0:51:19.479
<v Speaker 1>can you imagine you and me going to this little

0:51:19.520 --> 0:51:20.920
<v Speaker 1>greenway with a bottle of wine.

0:51:21.040 --> 0:51:23.960
<v Speaker 2>After this we get arrested because you're not allowed to

0:51:23.960 --> 0:51:25.479
<v Speaker 2>have an open container there.

0:51:25.560 --> 0:51:26.120
<v Speaker 1>They don't care.

0:51:26.600 --> 0:51:28.840
<v Speaker 2>And I love the culture there because you can just

0:51:28.880 --> 0:51:31.200
<v Speaker 2>walk around with your drinks. You can take a bottle

0:51:31.200 --> 0:51:33.319
<v Speaker 2>of wine and go to the park and lay down

0:51:33.360 --> 0:51:35.560
<v Speaker 2>on the grass and have your friends. You can sit

0:51:35.600 --> 0:51:37.400
<v Speaker 2>on the steps of a building and pour each other

0:51:37.480 --> 0:51:38.400
<v Speaker 2>a glass of wine.

0:51:38.719 --> 0:51:43.359
<v Speaker 1>Here that's called homeless. Well, so you would just go

0:51:43.480 --> 0:51:47.000
<v Speaker 1>sit at the capitol steps and it's normal over there. Yes, here,

0:51:47.040 --> 0:51:51.000
<v Speaker 1>you have to have a sign that says need money. Yeah.

0:51:51.040 --> 0:51:53.600
<v Speaker 2>Well, they had a festival going on called the Fringe Festival.

0:51:53.600 --> 0:51:55.440
<v Speaker 2>It's the biggest arts festival in the world.

0:51:55.440 --> 0:52:03.000
<v Speaker 1>I've heard of it. It was so much fun.

0:52:03.080 --> 0:52:07.080
<v Speaker 2>Dude. Art No, no, no, I'm not talking about art, dude,

0:52:07.080 --> 0:52:10.520
<v Speaker 2>I'm not talking about art like drawing. I'm talking like comedians.

0:52:11.560 --> 0:52:15.560
<v Speaker 1>They had more jokes about the blind walker. No, but

0:52:15.760 --> 0:52:18.960
<v Speaker 1>these comedians are funny, like Dane Cook, like Dave Chappelle.

0:52:19.800 --> 0:52:23.080
<v Speaker 2>I don't know who these people were. And they had plays.

0:52:23.200 --> 0:52:25.960
<v Speaker 2>They had two man shows. One man shows.

0:52:27.320 --> 0:52:27.759
<v Speaker 1>We went to.

0:52:28.080 --> 0:52:32.879
<v Speaker 2>We went to one called Choke Slam, and I mean

0:52:33.239 --> 0:52:36.279
<v Speaker 2>it's in this small ass room, probably about the size of.

0:52:36.280 --> 0:52:39.280
<v Speaker 1>This Kevin Heathrow. I mean maybe a little bit.

0:52:39.400 --> 0:52:42.840
<v Speaker 2>I'll tell you. And this girl comes out. She's dressed

0:52:42.880 --> 0:52:46.600
<v Speaker 2>in spandex and like collars, and she starts dancing. I'm like,

0:52:46.680 --> 0:52:48.440
<v Speaker 2>what the am I about to watch?

0:52:48.520 --> 0:52:49.200
<v Speaker 1>That's funny.

0:52:50.040 --> 0:52:52.000
<v Speaker 2>And then she goes into this story about how she

0:52:52.120 --> 0:52:53.320
<v Speaker 2>fell in love with wrestling.

0:52:55.960 --> 0:52:56.760
<v Speaker 3>That's funny.

0:52:57.200 --> 0:53:00.760
<v Speaker 2>No, no, no, it was a phenomenon for tent five minutes.

0:53:00.800 --> 0:53:04.160
<v Speaker 2>She talked the whole time, and she talked about her

0:53:04.200 --> 0:53:07.040
<v Speaker 2>lover of wrestling. Then she also talked about her life,

0:53:07.280 --> 0:53:10.040
<v Speaker 2>and she intertwined the two and everything that went on

0:53:10.080 --> 0:53:10.640
<v Speaker 2>her life.

0:53:11.160 --> 0:53:13.560
<v Speaker 1>So good, what are you saying She's in next Sydney Sweeney.

0:53:13.640 --> 0:53:18.760
<v Speaker 2>She was so good. Then we went to Nina Conti.

0:53:20.080 --> 0:53:26.800
<v Speaker 2>She's funny, She's a ventrolquist. Oh, she doesn't talk a lot. No, huh,

0:53:27.120 --> 0:53:30.600
<v Speaker 2>freaking hilarious. She has a little monkey on her hand

0:53:32.080 --> 0:53:33.680
<v Speaker 2>and she had to be talking and then she'd be like,

0:53:33.719 --> 0:53:36.160
<v Speaker 2>He'll be like, you're such a You're such a slut.

0:53:36.520 --> 0:53:40.759
<v Speaker 2>The monkey will hilarious. Then she pulls people up out

0:53:40.800 --> 0:53:44.000
<v Speaker 2>of the crowd and puts these faces on them, and

0:53:44.040 --> 0:53:46.279
<v Speaker 2>she has a little button that makes their mouth move,

0:53:46.920 --> 0:53:49.160
<v Speaker 2>and she does the talking. And she has three people,

0:53:49.239 --> 0:53:50.840
<v Speaker 2>four people up there on stage at one time and

0:53:50.880 --> 0:53:54.720
<v Speaker 2>having conversations. Dude, I was falling out of my freaking

0:53:54.880 --> 0:53:56.600
<v Speaker 2>chair lapping so hard.

0:53:56.640 --> 0:53:58.279
<v Speaker 1>Do we need to bring that over to America? Do

0:53:58.440 --> 0:54:01.719
<v Speaker 1>we need to bring her to a marria? For sure? Dude.

0:54:01.760 --> 0:54:03.279
<v Speaker 1>And there was just a part It was just a

0:54:03.320 --> 0:54:08.200
<v Speaker 1>party the entire time in the city, in Edinburgh.

0:54:08.239 --> 0:54:11.239
<v Speaker 2>Everything they had everything you could ever want, dude, Like,

0:54:11.280 --> 0:54:13.320
<v Speaker 2>look at these pubs, just packed with people.

0:54:13.480 --> 0:54:14.320
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's cool.

0:54:14.480 --> 0:54:20.040
<v Speaker 2>It was so freaking fun. And then I'm not working. No,

0:54:20.040 --> 0:54:20.560
<v Speaker 2>no one works.

0:54:20.560 --> 0:54:23.840
<v Speaker 1>Look at this. Look at these parties, dude, just people everywhere.

0:54:24.600 --> 0:54:27.759
<v Speaker 1>Why is nobody at a desk right now? No one

0:54:27.880 --> 0:54:32.200
<v Speaker 1>cares about work? What? Edinburgh was so fun?

0:54:32.760 --> 0:54:37.399
<v Speaker 2>And then we saw Mike or stud no Dave and

0:54:37.480 --> 0:54:42.440
<v Speaker 2>Katie get remarried as a two person little skit show.

0:54:43.640 --> 0:54:49.400
<v Speaker 1>Hilarious, hilarious. We need to bring that to America.

0:54:49.480 --> 0:54:52.040
<v Speaker 2>I think they're from New York, but they were just

0:54:52.080 --> 0:54:55.239
<v Speaker 2>there at the Fringe Festival. Then I went to the

0:54:55.239 --> 0:55:00.279
<v Speaker 2>coolest thing the whole trip. It was called Tattoo and

0:55:00.360 --> 0:55:04.640
<v Speaker 2>it was what I was told. It's right outside the

0:55:04.719 --> 0:55:09.200
<v Speaker 2>castle in Edinburgh and it was gonna be bagpipe bands.

0:55:09.600 --> 0:55:11.320
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, Okay, how fun can this be? This is

0:55:11.320 --> 0:55:13.400
<v Speaker 1>gonna be stupid, annoying, stupid.

0:55:13.800 --> 0:55:15.839
<v Speaker 2>I mean it's an hour and a half long. I'm like,

0:55:15.960 --> 0:55:19.160
<v Speaker 2>how can I watch bagpipes for an hour and a half?

0:55:19.440 --> 0:55:22.920
<v Speaker 1>How? And so we go and.

0:55:22.920 --> 0:55:26.120
<v Speaker 2>They have the bleachers built up right outside the castle,

0:55:26.800 --> 0:55:28.000
<v Speaker 2>the castles to my right.

0:55:28.480 --> 0:55:31.160
<v Speaker 1>They have flames on top of the castle. The torches

0:55:31.200 --> 0:55:36.920
<v Speaker 1>are all lit. Looks unbelievable. That sounds cool and then

0:55:37.880 --> 0:55:39.040
<v Speaker 1>boom the music stars.

0:55:40.040 --> 0:55:44.000
<v Speaker 2>These bagpipers come walking out of the castle and the

0:55:44.040 --> 0:55:49.000
<v Speaker 2>beat drops and I'm thinking, oh, there's gonna be like

0:55:49.120 --> 0:55:52.960
<v Speaker 2>twenty bagpipers. There was like a hundred, and they were

0:55:53.040 --> 0:55:56.319
<v Speaker 2>just all different formations. They come walking out, Booo, they

0:55:56.360 --> 0:55:57.919
<v Speaker 2>start doing all these walks.

0:55:59.880 --> 0:56:00.320
<v Speaker 1>Nomenal.

0:56:00.440 --> 0:56:03.280
<v Speaker 2>Great, all right, Then they brought the band. They brought

0:56:03.320 --> 0:56:04.919
<v Speaker 2>bands from different countries out.

0:56:05.000 --> 0:56:05.280
<v Speaker 1>Dude.

0:56:05.320 --> 0:56:08.000
<v Speaker 2>It was like the Switzerland band. They come out with

0:56:08.040 --> 0:56:09.440
<v Speaker 2>all these drummers.

0:56:09.120 --> 0:56:11.239
<v Speaker 1>Ba ba ba ba ba bah blah blah blah blah

0:56:11.239 --> 0:56:11.640
<v Speaker 1>bah bah.

0:56:12.040 --> 0:56:15.359
<v Speaker 2>The American people that do the bayonets.

0:56:16.920 --> 0:56:18.040
<v Speaker 1>It was a dance off.

0:56:18.680 --> 0:56:20.839
<v Speaker 2>It wasn't even a dance off, dude. It was everybody's band,

0:56:20.880 --> 0:56:22.479
<v Speaker 2>all these militaries from all over the world.

0:56:22.600 --> 0:56:25.960
<v Speaker 1>So you think you can dance bagpipe edition, dude.

0:56:26.719 --> 0:56:31.480
<v Speaker 2>It was so entertaining because bands from Poland and Switzerland

0:56:31.520 --> 0:56:34.120
<v Speaker 2>are playing together and they're marching and they're not running

0:56:34.160 --> 0:56:36.680
<v Speaker 2>into each other. Then they had all the bands and

0:56:36.760 --> 0:56:39.399
<v Speaker 2>all the freaking bagpipers out there at one time, doing

0:56:39.440 --> 0:56:40.759
<v Speaker 2>different formations dance.

0:56:40.840 --> 0:56:43.120
<v Speaker 1>I mean it was crazy. How much did you pay

0:56:43.120 --> 0:56:45.959
<v Speaker 1>for this? I have no idea. It was just free

0:56:45.960 --> 0:56:47.000
<v Speaker 1>in the street. No, no, no.

0:56:47.120 --> 0:56:50.520
<v Speaker 2>My sister in law booked the tickets, so I got

0:56:50.560 --> 0:56:52.600
<v Speaker 2>to pay her back. I don't know how much it was,

0:56:52.800 --> 0:56:55.799
<v Speaker 2>but it's called tattoo And I was sitting there just going,

0:56:56.000 --> 0:56:57.960
<v Speaker 2>this is phenomenal.

0:56:58.040 --> 0:57:00.600
<v Speaker 1>You give them a standing ovation, yes, at the end

0:57:00.600 --> 0:57:00.839
<v Speaker 1>of your.

0:57:00.760 --> 0:57:03.839
<v Speaker 2>Game of standing out dude, like standing freaking oh. I

0:57:03.920 --> 0:57:07.200
<v Speaker 2>can't even explain, Like I don't even care about music,

0:57:07.280 --> 0:57:10.319
<v Speaker 2>that's the thing, but this whole them coming marching out

0:57:10.320 --> 0:57:13.520
<v Speaker 2>of the castles and having trumpet people up there in

0:57:13.600 --> 0:57:15.799
<v Speaker 2>the castle like playing, and I mean it.

0:57:15.760 --> 0:57:19.880
<v Speaker 1>Was so good. So you're saying, we have Morgan Wall

0:57:19.920 --> 0:57:21.560
<v Speaker 1>and they have bagpipes, but.

0:57:21.480 --> 0:57:23.200
<v Speaker 2>It was more than bagpipes. I thought it was just

0:57:23.200 --> 0:57:24.040
<v Speaker 2>gonna be bagpipes.

0:57:24.080 --> 0:57:25.160
<v Speaker 1>But they had.

0:57:26.440 --> 0:57:29.880
<v Speaker 2>What other armies, like they had the I don't know

0:57:29.920 --> 0:57:35.360
<v Speaker 2>what other armies they had, Poland, Switzerland, the USA, uh, Romania,

0:57:35.440 --> 0:57:40.120
<v Speaker 2>maybe I don't know, it was Ukraine. Their band was there.

0:57:40.160 --> 0:57:41.240
<v Speaker 2>I mean it was crazy.

0:57:41.360 --> 0:57:44.000
<v Speaker 1>We have lu Combs. They have choreographed bagpipes.

0:57:45.080 --> 0:57:47.720
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they were doing dances and like when the USA

0:57:47.840 --> 0:57:50.880
<v Speaker 2>bayonet people were doing there and flipping them up in

0:57:50.880 --> 0:57:53.160
<v Speaker 2>the air and everything. There was different things they were doing.

0:57:53.360 --> 0:57:54.800
<v Speaker 2>The crowd was getting nervous.

0:57:54.920 --> 0:57:56.200
<v Speaker 3>No no, no, no, no no no no.

0:57:56.240 --> 0:57:58.080
<v Speaker 2>People around me were worried they were gonna get someone

0:57:58.120 --> 0:58:00.320
<v Speaker 2>was gonna get hurt. Like there's one time the two

0:58:00.520 --> 0:58:02.880
<v Speaker 2>lines of the bayonets they line up across each other

0:58:03.240 --> 0:58:05.400
<v Speaker 2>and they're throwing them back and forth to each other,

0:58:06.080 --> 0:58:08.680
<v Speaker 2>and like the lieutenant or captain or whatever walks straight

0:58:08.720 --> 0:58:10.800
<v Speaker 2>down the line and doesn't get hit with the bayonet.

0:58:11.160 --> 0:58:12.479
<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, we.

0:58:12.400 --> 0:58:13.920
<v Speaker 1>Have Luke Bryan. They have bayonets.

0:58:13.960 --> 0:58:16.640
<v Speaker 2>The girl from London that was with us, she couldn't watch.

0:58:16.640 --> 0:58:19.800
<v Speaker 1>She was so nervous. I'm telling you, it was so

0:58:20.360 --> 0:58:26.040
<v Speaker 1>freaking good. We have Shobboozi. They have synchronized bagpipes. Yeah,

0:58:26.360 --> 0:58:27.040
<v Speaker 1>that was my trip.

0:58:27.080 --> 0:58:30.040
<v Speaker 2>Man, hit some pubs, hit some good restaurants. I saw

0:58:30.080 --> 0:58:33.280
<v Speaker 2>some bad shows too, Like the last one we watched,

0:58:33.320 --> 0:58:35.800
<v Speaker 2>there was this guy it was like three stand up comedians.

0:58:36.360 --> 0:58:38.560
<v Speaker 1>What's with all these people over there thinking they're comedians?

0:58:39.160 --> 0:58:40.960
<v Speaker 2>Well, it was an arts festival, dude, I don't know.

0:58:41.280 --> 0:58:42.840
<v Speaker 2>I don't know anything about this. I don't know how

0:58:42.880 --> 0:58:44.600
<v Speaker 2>you get. I don't know anything about it. I just

0:58:44.640 --> 0:58:45.760
<v Speaker 2>know I was there. It was happening.

0:58:45.760 --> 0:58:47.320
<v Speaker 1>So we went to some of the things. Well, I

0:58:47.320 --> 0:58:49.520
<v Speaker 1>can tell you right now, their humor isn't going to translate.

0:58:49.840 --> 0:58:52.080
<v Speaker 2>Well, there was one there was it was like they're

0:58:52.080 --> 0:58:55.240
<v Speaker 2>gonna do comedy and then a psychia therapist is gonna

0:58:55.520 --> 0:58:58.480
<v Speaker 2>like talk to them and like analyze them.

0:58:58.600 --> 0:59:00.120
<v Speaker 1>Not funny.

0:59:00.800 --> 0:59:03.600
<v Speaker 2>I kind of agree, because I was like well, they're

0:59:03.600 --> 0:59:05.160
<v Speaker 2>just doing a job, so it's not really you know

0:59:05.160 --> 0:59:07.920
<v Speaker 2>what I mean, they're just telling jokes. And so the

0:59:07.920 --> 0:59:11.040
<v Speaker 2>one guy gets up there. He was from Australia. He

0:59:11.120 --> 0:59:13.760
<v Speaker 2>was funny, actually funny, jokes were funny.

0:59:13.880 --> 0:59:14.479
<v Speaker 1>He was good.

0:59:14.640 --> 0:59:18.200
<v Speaker 2>It was very togs like this just kind of you

0:59:18.240 --> 0:59:20.800
<v Speaker 2>know how you guys doing Like he was very funny.

0:59:21.080 --> 0:59:22.920
<v Speaker 2>Next guy comes up, his name was Mark. He was

0:59:22.960 --> 0:59:26.200
<v Speaker 2>not funny at all. He was terrible. It was very awkward,

0:59:27.240 --> 0:59:29.240
<v Speaker 2>like I was just like, get this guy up to stage,

0:59:29.280 --> 0:59:32.720
<v Speaker 2>like it's so bad, like no one's laughing. And he

0:59:32.720 --> 0:59:35.680
<v Speaker 2>even said it during the like when the therapist was

0:59:35.720 --> 0:59:38.560
<v Speaker 2>like talking about He's like, well that's the most someone

0:59:38.560 --> 0:59:46.480
<v Speaker 2>gave me a clap all night. And then the woman,

0:59:46.720 --> 0:59:48.840
<v Speaker 2>the other the last comedian, she was not funny. I

0:59:48.840 --> 0:59:50.560
<v Speaker 2>didn't think I didn't think she was very funny. And

0:59:50.560 --> 0:59:53.360
<v Speaker 2>it was just like okay, and then they all three

0:59:53.440 --> 0:59:55.600
<v Speaker 2>sat up there and the guy gave him you know,

0:59:55.640 --> 1:00:00.400
<v Speaker 2>analysis and whatever, and it was kind of awkward. It

1:00:00.480 --> 1:00:02.120
<v Speaker 2>was a rough one to end on. But hey, it

1:00:02.160 --> 1:00:03.480
<v Speaker 2>was a good trip, man, good trip.

1:00:04.320 --> 1:00:07.520
<v Speaker 1>See I didn't know arts festival means comedy festival, Well

1:00:07.600 --> 1:00:12.960
<v Speaker 1>was comedy. It is an art. Yeah, plays, they love

1:00:13.040 --> 1:00:15.400
<v Speaker 1>their plays over there, and name me one play you

1:00:15.400 --> 1:00:19.920
<v Speaker 1>could watch it. But Chuck Wicks and his Circus smircus

1:00:19.960 --> 1:00:22.880
<v Speaker 1>that he does where he dances on a trampoline every

1:00:22.920 --> 1:00:23.520
<v Speaker 1>Friday night.

1:00:23.600 --> 1:00:27.320
<v Speaker 2>Well, I wouldn't even say, like the the the Dave

1:00:27.360 --> 1:00:31.080
<v Speaker 2>and Katie get married remarried. I would think that's more

1:00:31.120 --> 1:00:33.640
<v Speaker 2>of a skit, more of like uh Esther Fowley's you

1:00:33.680 --> 1:00:35.520
<v Speaker 2>know what I mean, like where it's like jokes and

1:00:35.560 --> 1:00:38.840
<v Speaker 2>funny and they wrote funny songs and they it was

1:00:38.840 --> 1:00:39.640
<v Speaker 2>really entertaining.

1:00:39.680 --> 1:00:41.920
<v Speaker 1>Do we need to perform because what you're telling me

1:00:41.960 --> 1:00:45.240
<v Speaker 1>is there's something besides music that people are entertained by. Yeah,

1:00:45.280 --> 1:00:46.880
<v Speaker 1>and Nashville doesn't have that right now.

1:00:47.080 --> 1:00:50.080
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it was great. And then I went to one

1:00:51.480 --> 1:00:56.880
<v Speaker 2>and it was uh some guy it was, and he

1:00:57.000 --> 1:01:00.600
<v Speaker 2>was just just him for an hour and he acted

1:01:00.600 --> 1:01:03.840
<v Speaker 2>out four different people and he was so freaking.

1:01:03.520 --> 1:01:06.840
<v Speaker 1>Good, so good. What was his name? I don't know,

1:01:07.680 --> 1:01:09.920
<v Speaker 1>no idea. It was like, I'll tell you, I can

1:01:09.960 --> 1:01:11.480
<v Speaker 1>tell you the name of the play what it was.

1:01:11.520 --> 1:01:14.440
<v Speaker 1>Actually it was like the Kevin harda Glass Now, No.

1:01:14.560 --> 1:01:18.560
<v Speaker 2>He was from Australia too. Let me see what. Let

1:01:18.560 --> 1:01:20.840
<v Speaker 2>me go here we go. I'll tell you if it

1:01:20.920 --> 1:01:26.800
<v Speaker 2>pulls up in time my planner history, it was called

1:01:31.680 --> 1:01:34.880
<v Speaker 2>why is it not showing up? A highly Nope, that's

1:01:34.920 --> 1:01:37.440
<v Speaker 2>not that's not it.

1:01:37.440 --> 1:01:40.160
<v Speaker 1>It didn't show up. Oh you know why?

1:01:40.360 --> 1:01:46.280
<v Speaker 2>Oh no, that's not it. It didn't show up because

1:01:46.800 --> 1:01:48.280
<v Speaker 2>I think my sister in law bought the tickets. But

1:01:48.320 --> 1:01:51.000
<v Speaker 2>I did see one where this guy he did a

1:01:51.040 --> 1:01:53.680
<v Speaker 2>whole hour of him doing drawings on an overhead.

1:01:53.360 --> 1:01:56.880
<v Speaker 1>Projector I'm guessing that bomb.

1:01:57.360 --> 1:01:58.959
<v Speaker 2>It was not bad, but it was kind of weird

1:01:59.000 --> 1:01:59.800
<v Speaker 2>at the same time.

1:02:01.840 --> 1:02:04.320
<v Speaker 1>Here at a city park watching a guy tell jokes

1:02:04.320 --> 1:02:07.960
<v Speaker 1>on an overhead projector Yeah, what do they think is

1:02:08.000 --> 1:02:10.280
<v Speaker 1>funny over there? Dude? I don't know, man, they would

1:02:10.520 --> 1:02:15.280
<v Speaker 1>they would think the convention was freaking Shane Gillis. Yeah.

1:02:16.000 --> 1:02:18.640
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, her name is Nina Conti. Whose face is it?

1:02:18.640 --> 1:02:19.040
<v Speaker 1>Anyway?

1:02:19.320 --> 1:02:24.880
<v Speaker 2>Absolutely laugh out loud, hysterical choke slam, phenomenal tattoo tattoo.

1:02:25.240 --> 1:02:28.640
<v Speaker 1>Gosh, that was great. That was my trip. Man. Can

1:02:28.640 --> 1:02:31.280
<v Speaker 1>I hear by yours? Yeah, I'll tell you next week.

1:02:31.120 --> 1:02:35.240
<v Speaker 2>Okay, and hey, yeah we're gonna do uh yeah yeah.

1:02:35.720 --> 1:02:36.960
<v Speaker 2>When does football start? Man?

1:02:37.760 --> 1:02:39.440
<v Speaker 1>I don't even know when the first game is you

1:02:39.560 --> 1:02:40.400
<v Speaker 1>got a couple of weeks.

1:02:40.440 --> 1:02:42.320
<v Speaker 2>All right, you guys have a great Monday.

1:02:42.400 --> 1:02:47.960
<v Speaker 1>Sorry? Man, uh was that boring? That was actually packed?

1:02:48.000 --> 1:02:50.760
<v Speaker 1>I actually loved how you started with the return flight.

1:02:51.760 --> 1:02:53.560
<v Speaker 1>That's an interesting way to tell a story.

1:02:55.040 --> 1:02:57.080
<v Speaker 2>Well, I didn't mean to do you ask me when

1:02:57.080 --> 1:02:57.600
<v Speaker 2>I got back?

1:02:57.840 --> 1:03:00.920
<v Speaker 1>Right, so right, so right, man. Sorry we didn't get

1:03:00.920 --> 1:03:03.680
<v Speaker 1>to your staycation. Man, I don't even hold you. It's

1:03:03.720 --> 1:03:05.400
<v Speaker 1>a low light. The yours was the highlight.

1:03:05.480 --> 1:03:06.880
<v Speaker 2>I don't even know mine was highlight. I don't even

1:03:06.880 --> 1:03:07.880
<v Speaker 2>know if I did anything that great.

1:03:08.000 --> 1:03:13.800
<v Speaker 1>That was good? Okay? Does your wife think that? Do

1:03:14.080 --> 1:03:17.000
<v Speaker 1>you guys the same? On humor or would some of

1:03:17.040 --> 1:03:19.280
<v Speaker 1>it like? Because my humor's totally different than my wife.

1:03:19.440 --> 1:03:21.360
<v Speaker 1>I think my wife would think all that stuff was stupid.

1:03:21.560 --> 1:03:24.560
<v Speaker 2>I would know, would know, she wouldn't have There was

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<v Speaker 2>one point during my life.

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<v Speaker 1>Is not gonna sit and watch a guy drawn and

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<v Speaker 1>overhead projector and think that's funny. I'm sorry my wife

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<v Speaker 1>didn't like that, exactly, my wife.

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<v Speaker 2>There was a point at when David and Katie get remarried,

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<v Speaker 2>and these are all like little forty five minute, fifty

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<v Speaker 2>five minute shows, like it's not like we're sitting there

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<v Speaker 2>for three hours.

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<v Speaker 1>That's about forty minutes too long. But okay.

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<v Speaker 2>There was a point during that show or skit, whatever

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<v Speaker 2>you want to call it, where she almost was doing

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<v Speaker 2>her uncontrollable laugh, like they were looking at her from

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<v Speaker 2>the stage and they asked her, are you okay?

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<v Speaker 1>Really? Yes? Okay? Wow?

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<v Speaker 2>They they are you okay? And me and her sister

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<v Speaker 2>know that laugh, and we're like, oh, here we go.

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<v Speaker 2>She's not gonna be able to stop. She's not gonna

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<v Speaker 2>be able to stop.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh it was.

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<v Speaker 2>It was great, man, it was great, great time. The

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<v Speaker 2>pubs were great, some cool pubs in Edinburgh. Everything was

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<v Speaker 2>old and then Edinburgh is so cool.

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<v Speaker 1>Sounds like a lot of talent. You truck drivers are interested,

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<v Speaker 1>crack for guys, a lot of crops to plow man.

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<v Speaker 1>Have a good Monday, guys.

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry, I hogged, I hogged that whole hour. I apologize,

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<v Speaker 2>but yeah, I'd vote London sucks, Scotland fantastic. That's my

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<v Speaker 2>final review.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah,