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Speaker 2: Let me tell you I got home last night. I

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Speaker 2: it was a long day of travel.

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Speaker 1: You traveled home on the final day of vacation. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you're a psychopath.

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Speaker 2: Bro.

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Speaker 1: I started preparing for work on Friday and I didn't

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Speaker 2: We flew out of Edinburgh, Scotland yesterday morning.

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Speaker 1: Oh well mate, when's your next flight to America.

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Speaker 2: Well, here's what's crazy. It's six hour time difference. Okay,

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Speaker 2: so I don't know if I should talk in that

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Speaker 2: We are up at five forty five yesterday morning, which

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Speaker 1: Brutal. And we go to the airport in Edinburgh.

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Speaker 2: We get on our little hour, hour and fifteen flight

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Speaker 2: back to London and you go to Heathrow Airport. My goodness,

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Speaker 2: that airport is big. There are a lot of people. Sure,

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Speaker 2: we got a six hour layover. What is this logaradia?

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Speaker 2: Six hours sitting in an airport.

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Speaker 1: There's things to do, books, podcasts, I like that.

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Speaker 2: I was like, all right, so we go and dude,

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Speaker 1: Right, you can't just defecate on yourself, and.

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Speaker 2: You can't just leave your luggage because then it's abandoned luggage.

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Speaker 2: And they said it over and over again. Please do

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Speaker 2: No. No, they didn't say they would hold it for you.

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Speaker 1: Right. They have a thing called TSA. Have you ever

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Speaker 2: And so we're there for six hours, dude, and then

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Speaker 2: It's amazing how cheap you can get to London for

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Speaker 2: I can't wait to hear about staycation. Uh, you're gonna

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Speaker 1: Right, But truck drivers have never been to London. School

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Speaker 2: here's what's crazy. I watched zero TV zero.

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Speaker 1: There's nothing on right now. Stop acting, but I'm just

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Speaker 1: saying the minority. No, nobody is watching TV right now.

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Speaker 1: When I left, the Cubs were two games out of first.

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Speaker 1: What up? Everybody?

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Speaker 1: It's sis and I'm from the north. I'm an alpha male.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, man, let me tell you. We left that Friday,

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Speaker 2: They stayed in the friendly confines of their own house. No,

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Speaker 2: No, no fights whatsoever, because I mean all we did

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Speaker 1: It was good.

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Speaker 2: Then we just walked around London, dude. We walked over here.

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Speaker 1: To the Walkable Nashville for the Sore Losers Convention.

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Speaker 2: Yes, it is, walked through some park and over to

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Speaker 2: miss Elizabeth, oh Queen, And they're all just hanging out

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Speaker 2: there's nothing going on.

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Speaker 1: Idiots, y'all are just hanging around a palace.

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Speaker 2: Now, we took a couple pictures, looked at it like,

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Speaker 2: It was beautiful weather, seventy five degrees.

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Speaker 2: Then we went to where the Parliament was where Big

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Speaker 2: Well, like the Crown jewels are like all the jewelry

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Speaker 2: and they still use them and take them out of

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Speaker 2: I don't really understand what the royal family's all about.

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Speaker 1: And they got like on display a pair of Prince

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Speaker 1: Williams whitey tidies who cares like his grundies are freaking

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna tell you who cares. Everybody that visited londoning

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Speaker 1: It was so crowded. I would have fallen asleep so.

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Speaker 1: Were you the only guy?

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Speaker 2: No, No, there's a lot of guys.

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Speaker 2: No, No, there's dudes, dudes, women, kids, children. I don't

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Speaker 2: understand how children would have fun. No, we kept saying that, like, man,

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Speaker 1: This is miserable.

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Speaker 2: And so you walk around they have them all in

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Speaker 2: glass and like, all right, cool, cool, cool, yay, cool,

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Speaker 2: And we go to this Indian place called Dashume Covent

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Speaker 1: Charm from the Bobby Bone Show.

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Speaker 2: I'm like, hey, man, okay, we just go sit at

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Speaker 2: I'm like, even if we want to just sit at

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Speaker 1: How long is that usually take?

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Speaker 2: I didn't have any cash, man, you'd take euro And

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Speaker 2: so I go getting that line. I tell my wife, oh,

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Speaker 2: it's only a thirty minute wait, and then like locals

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Speaker 2: oh yeah, dish oh. I totally understand why you guys

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Speaker 1: Of us, like we when we see the pancake pantry

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, they were, they were, they were rasing us.

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Speaker 2: I was like, I told my wife was like, we

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Speaker 2: it's supposed to be so good, and I'm like, no, no, no,

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Speaker 2: But we sat in line and it only took thirty

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Speaker 1: Keep it moving and ray that food was phenomenal. Okay,

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Speaker 1: then let's go to the little place down the street here.

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Speaker 1: Now that you're addicted to Indian.

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Speaker 2: Food, I'm just telling you, Dashume, Covenant Garden was phenomenal.

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Speaker 2: If you ever find yourself in London, that's the spot.

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Speaker 1: I can tell you, honestly, I will never go to

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Speaker 1: Dshume Indian in London because you don't like Indian because

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Speaker 1: I'm never going to London.

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Speaker 2: Oh sorry, Uh So we get done with that and

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Speaker 2: then we go to the pub for a pint.

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Speaker 1: Wow, could you get a pub drink? At Dashume? You

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Speaker 1: drinking it? Yeah, people are drinking or dinner. People are

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Speaker 1: It's just a freaking melting pot. It's a melting pot

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Speaker 2: It's a tourist puked all over this place, hit out

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Speaker 1: I mean there were so many tourists. It's like Vegas.

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Speaker 1: Well, and I have a big question. Was the pint cold?

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Speaker 2: Well, the pint glass was warm? No, no, you know, like,

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Speaker 1: No, the glass was just normal room to We need

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Speaker 2: And so then it's already like nine thirty, dude, and

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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, you either are walking zombies at this

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Speaker 2: We and we forced ourselves to have the pint because

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Speaker 1: You don't even finish it, you push it back over

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Speaker 1: is so fun. Dude. Hey, Mexican place local. He gave

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Speaker 1: something the size in my face to drink. I want

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Speaker 1: It was really cool, right it was American?

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Speaker 2: Well no, no, what it is is it's like a

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Speaker 1: Of the UK. Thank you for your service.

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Speaker 2: I wasn't in it, but we know someone that he

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Speaker 2: he his daughter goes to our school and we met

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Speaker 2: them now here. Let us sake you up with this place, dude.

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Speaker 2: It's all these paintings and sculptures and stuff inside the hotel,

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Speaker 2: have very many rooms. It's more like a club. Like

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Speaker 2: you come, you go to the bar, you go to

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Speaker 2: the restaurant there. Uh, you have meetings there?

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Speaker 1: Did you have a meeting now? But we had our convention. No,

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Speaker 1: our our room or our florally had two hotel rooms. Honey,

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Speaker 1: I have a nine am meeting for the convention tomorrow.

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Speaker 2: And so then we said all right, night night, and

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Speaker 2: we said night night on Night one of England and

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Speaker 1: Yes, take a break. That was a lot. We'll take

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Speaker 1: a break, We'll go back.

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Speaker 2: So the next day we woke up and my wife's like,

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Speaker 1: I found this great restaurant, you Shanes, no heating in plant.

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Speaker 2: I just wanted to go to a little cafe, sit

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Speaker 2: out on the street enjoy ourselves.

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00:20:06,080 --> 00:20:08,199
Speaker 1: Who are you You want to go to a cafe

442
00:20:08,320 --> 00:20:09,000
Speaker 1: at Drake tea?

443
00:20:09,200 --> 00:20:11,000
Speaker 2: No? I don't want to hold on, hold on. I

444
00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:11,680
Speaker 2: didn't say tea.

445
00:20:11,880 --> 00:20:14,760
Speaker 1: Yes, do you have a biscuit and maybe some warm tea? No?

446
00:20:15,160 --> 00:20:16,919
Speaker 1: Who did you turn into? No?

447
00:20:17,280 --> 00:20:19,160
Speaker 2: I didn't care about the tea. I didn't care about

448
00:20:19,160 --> 00:20:21,679
Speaker 2: the biscuits. I cared about That's what everybody does is

449
00:20:21,680 --> 00:20:23,560
Speaker 2: they have their tables outside and everybody sits on the

450
00:20:23,600 --> 00:20:24,800
Speaker 2: sidewalk and it looks fun.

451
00:20:24,920 --> 00:20:27,200
Speaker 1: I like that. So I wanted to do that, okay,

452
00:20:27,240 --> 00:20:29,040
Speaker 1: And she's like, well, I found somewhere else. There's a

453
00:20:29,080 --> 00:20:32,199
Speaker 1: Michelin star restaurant right around the corner. I've heard of

454
00:20:32,200 --> 00:20:37,760
Speaker 1: Michelin And I'm like, breakfast is breakfast? Like? Does it matter?

455
00:20:38,160 --> 00:20:40,119
Speaker 1: Eggs and bakey, wakey, wake right?

456
00:20:40,160 --> 00:20:43,880
Speaker 2: How much different can breakfast be a Micheon And she's

457
00:20:43,920 --> 00:20:45,119
Speaker 2: like that way I can say, I ate it a

458
00:20:45,119 --> 00:20:48,440
Speaker 2: Michelin Star restaurant. I'm like, yeah, but you're eating breakfast.

459
00:20:48,840 --> 00:20:50,480
Speaker 2: It's not like one of the pancakes. It going to

460
00:20:50,520 --> 00:20:53,879
Speaker 2: be so much different. So we go. It's not outside,

461
00:20:54,240 --> 00:20:56,520
Speaker 2: it's inside. Don't get to sit on a little patio

462
00:20:56,600 --> 00:20:57,239
Speaker 2: like I wanted to.

463
00:20:57,320 --> 00:20:59,720
Speaker 1: I'll take you down a patio on Second Avenue and.

464
00:20:59,680 --> 00:21:02,280
Speaker 2: My wife, I've got a Macha pancake. I'd never heard

465
00:21:02,320 --> 00:21:06,119
Speaker 2: of that green green with green saw. It's actually pretty good.

466
00:21:06,160 --> 00:21:08,360
Speaker 1: I had to buy it was Michelin. It's pretty good.

467
00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:10,680
Speaker 1: So we ate in a Michelin Star restaurant. See, I've

468
00:21:10,680 --> 00:21:13,119
Speaker 1: never done that. Mocking Bird ain't Michelin either. The Golden

469
00:21:13,200 --> 00:21:15,360
Speaker 1: Arches next door ain't Michelin. No, it's not Michelin.

470
00:21:15,800 --> 00:21:17,760
Speaker 2: And then we walked away around London some more. We

471
00:21:18,080 --> 00:21:21,000
Speaker 2: went into some street that has a bunch of shopping.

472
00:21:22,080 --> 00:21:24,080
Speaker 2: But we can't shop that much. You're not bringing it

473
00:21:24,119 --> 00:21:24,560
Speaker 2: all home.

474
00:21:25,760 --> 00:21:27,240
Speaker 1: Do you think I want to go to the street?

475
00:21:27,760 --> 00:21:29,840
Speaker 1: Is my wife? Oh, but I'm saying, what really can

476
00:21:29,920 --> 00:21:32,119
Speaker 1: you buy when you're on vacation unless you bring the

477
00:21:32,200 --> 00:21:32,960
Speaker 1: extra luggage.

478
00:21:33,040 --> 00:21:35,320
Speaker 2: I don't know what she wanted to buy, but she

479
00:21:35,440 --> 00:21:37,240
Speaker 2: just wanted to walk down it and see it. And

480
00:21:37,280 --> 00:21:39,720
Speaker 2: I never realized how big notting Hill was. They had

481
00:21:39,840 --> 00:21:46,240
Speaker 2: fifteen different shops dedicated just selling the Nottingham shopping Bag.

482
00:21:46,359 --> 00:21:48,240
Speaker 1: Notting Hill. Have you ever seen the movie?

483
00:21:48,880 --> 00:21:51,480
Speaker 2: It's like fifty years old and it still has shops

484
00:21:51,600 --> 00:21:53,680
Speaker 2: where people want to take pictures, where the like the

485
00:21:53,720 --> 00:21:56,240
Speaker 2: bookstore that was used in notting Hill, and they buy

486
00:21:56,280 --> 00:21:58,360
Speaker 2: the bag that says the notting Hill Shopping Bag.

487
00:21:58,520 --> 00:22:00,359
Speaker 1: It sounds like these people are stuck in the fifties.

488
00:22:00,400 --> 00:22:02,159
Speaker 2: They really are stuck in the fifties. And then we

489
00:22:02,200 --> 00:22:05,399
Speaker 2: got con There was this guy selling lemonade outside of

490
00:22:05,400 --> 00:22:08,080
Speaker 2: his flat and it has a science says my husband

491
00:22:08,760 --> 00:22:12,320
Speaker 2: makes the best lemonade in all of London, and he

492
00:22:12,359 --> 00:22:14,560
Speaker 2: had a cart and everything. I'm like, oh, and it

493
00:22:14,560 --> 00:22:16,959
Speaker 2: says good things come to those who's wait, there's a line.

494
00:22:17,280 --> 00:22:18,800
Speaker 2: Let's get in line for some lemonade.

495
00:22:18,800 --> 00:22:20,080
Speaker 1: Man Ponzi scheme.

496
00:22:20,440 --> 00:22:22,280
Speaker 2: And we get in there and they're fresh squeezing the

497
00:22:22,320 --> 00:22:23,160
Speaker 2: limes right there.

498
00:22:23,240 --> 00:22:24,800
Speaker 1: You know what I mean? The lemons, whatever the hell

499
00:22:24,800 --> 00:22:27,560
Speaker 1: they're called it's gonna be terrible. Sorry, lemons. Ray. The

500
00:22:27,600 --> 00:22:29,960
Speaker 1: tomatoes they're put in this lemonade were amazing.

501
00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:31,679
Speaker 2: And I get up there and I'm like, so, man, like,

502
00:22:31,720 --> 00:22:33,080
Speaker 2: how many limons do you go through a day?

503
00:22:33,119 --> 00:22:36,879
Speaker 1: He's like, not sure. That's a nice business plan, not

504
00:22:36,880 --> 00:22:37,520
Speaker 1: a good business plan.

505
00:22:37,800 --> 00:22:40,040
Speaker 2: So you do this all the time, No, just hot

506
00:22:40,119 --> 00:22:44,119
Speaker 2: days when you trick tourists were a Michael.

507
00:22:44,400 --> 00:22:45,000
Speaker 1: Good talk man.

508
00:22:45,040 --> 00:22:46,920
Speaker 2: You've got a great personality for this business.

509
00:22:47,560 --> 00:22:49,840
Speaker 1: You're really outgoing. I can see how you're the best.

510
00:22:50,080 --> 00:22:52,719
Speaker 2: You're really making me want to buy your lemonade, you know,

511
00:22:52,880 --> 00:22:54,760
Speaker 2: So I buy buy the lemonade.

512
00:22:54,320 --> 00:22:55,320
Speaker 1: Forced my hand.

513
00:22:55,400 --> 00:22:56,880
Speaker 3: I've got to buy some now.

514
00:22:57,560 --> 00:23:00,280
Speaker 2: And I gotta say it was room temperature. They put

515
00:23:00,280 --> 00:23:03,640
Speaker 2: like two ice cubes in it, and it didn't taste

516
00:23:03,680 --> 00:23:04,040
Speaker 2: that great.

517
00:23:04,119 --> 00:23:05,040
Speaker 1: Sounds like country time.

518
00:23:05,440 --> 00:23:07,080
Speaker 2: And I was like, okay, well great, I'm glad I

519
00:23:07,160 --> 00:23:09,359
Speaker 2: just wasted fifteen twenty minutes in your line. So my

520
00:23:09,400 --> 00:23:11,080
Speaker 2: wife and I can both get a lemonade. And it

521
00:23:11,080 --> 00:23:14,400
Speaker 2: tastes just fine, nothing great. So we go to these shops,

522
00:23:14,400 --> 00:23:15,760
Speaker 2: we walk around great.

523
00:23:15,640 --> 00:23:17,320
Speaker 1: Blah blah blah blah blah.

524
00:23:17,520 --> 00:23:19,639
Speaker 2: I don't give a crap about this. There's so many people.

525
00:23:19,880 --> 00:23:21,639
Speaker 2: Then we go to a pub and we eat some

526
00:23:21,680 --> 00:23:24,960
Speaker 2: fish and chips outside, have a pint, and the bartender

527
00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:27,960
Speaker 2: comes out and he's like, looks at this table next

528
00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:30,480
Speaker 2: to us, looks at us into the pod, and he goes,

529
00:23:31,440 --> 00:23:35,719
Speaker 2: none of you guys are smoking. This is embarrassing. No

530
00:23:35,760 --> 00:23:38,080
Speaker 2: one's smoking. I came out here to smoke with somebody.

531
00:23:38,240 --> 00:23:38,760
Speaker 1: What though?

532
00:23:39,040 --> 00:23:41,960
Speaker 2: And I'm like, sorry, man, we're like from America and

533
00:23:41,960 --> 00:23:43,200
Speaker 2: we know that cigarettes are bad.

534
00:23:43,400 --> 00:23:44,080
Speaker 1: We're healthy.

535
00:23:45,200 --> 00:23:49,040
Speaker 2: He's like, this is this is bad at a pub

536
00:23:49,080 --> 00:23:50,440
Speaker 2: and no one is smoking.

537
00:23:50,240 --> 00:23:52,320
Speaker 3: Here, all rip of dark. Get me one of those.

538
00:23:52,400 --> 00:23:55,600
Speaker 2: Man goes like, as I go, smoke over here by myself,

539
00:23:56,040 --> 00:23:57,640
Speaker 2: and he goes and smokes by himself.

540
00:23:57,840 --> 00:24:00,880
Speaker 1: He talks to himself, he has own little and goes

541
00:24:00,920 --> 00:24:02,200
Speaker 1: back inside. Yeah.

542
00:24:02,240 --> 00:24:04,560
Speaker 2: And then we go back to the hotel, get dressed up,

543
00:24:05,160 --> 00:24:07,160
Speaker 2: and we My wife's like, let's go get some tea.

544
00:24:07,400 --> 00:24:10,760
Speaker 1: Let's go get an afternoon tea. I'm like, okay, yeah,

545
00:24:10,800 --> 00:24:12,199
Speaker 1: they do this in England. Let's go get a cup

546
00:24:12,240 --> 00:24:13,680
Speaker 1: of tea. No, no, no, no.

547
00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:17,200
Speaker 2: When someone says go get an afternoon tea. Ray, We

548
00:24:17,240 --> 00:24:19,879
Speaker 2: went to this place and it was a whole production.

549
00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:24,880
Speaker 2: They had you get to pick what flavor tea you want.

550
00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:27,520
Speaker 2: You get your own pot of tea. Then you pick

551
00:24:27,560 --> 00:24:30,200
Speaker 2: from the menu do you want savory sweet? A mix

552
00:24:30,240 --> 00:24:33,760
Speaker 2: of savory and sweet. And they bring out a tower

553
00:24:34,320 --> 00:24:40,399
Speaker 2: of sandwiches, muffins and desserts all on this tower and

554
00:24:40,440 --> 00:24:42,720
Speaker 2: they put it and it's all nice and fit, and

555
00:24:42,760 --> 00:24:45,439
Speaker 2: I'm like, I thought we were going for a cup

556
00:24:45,480 --> 00:24:46,080
Speaker 2: of tea.

557
00:24:46,520 --> 00:24:52,520
Speaker 4: What a random Schmorgas board of food. They eat cupcakes

558
00:24:52,560 --> 00:24:55,880
Speaker 4: at two pm, drink a kettle of tea, and then

559
00:24:56,040 --> 00:24:58,000
Speaker 4: suck off Macha pancakes.

560
00:24:58,240 --> 00:25:01,159
Speaker 2: Yeah, we had. I mean it was unbelievable. I was like,

561
00:25:01,240 --> 00:25:04,720
Speaker 2: they like crap over there. Yeah, but this have afternoon

562
00:25:04,760 --> 00:25:06,159
Speaker 2: tea is not what I thought it. I thought I

563
00:25:06,280 --> 00:25:08,360
Speaker 2: just have a cup of tea. But it's a whole production.

564
00:25:08,720 --> 00:25:14,800
Speaker 2: They had salmon, they had cucumber and cream cheese sandwiches,

565
00:25:14,840 --> 00:25:16,520
Speaker 2: they had other I mean it was crazy and I

566
00:25:16,560 --> 00:25:18,760
Speaker 2: was like, this is ridiculous.

567
00:25:18,800 --> 00:25:20,880
Speaker 1: Maybe the cream cheese sandwich. Other than that, you haven't

568
00:25:20,920 --> 00:25:23,399
Speaker 1: named something that I would have eaten. The salmon was great.

569
00:25:23,480 --> 00:25:27,879
Speaker 1: I don't do that. Oh you should borchetta, borchetta sliced ham.

570
00:25:28,800 --> 00:25:32,200
Speaker 1: We had borchetted Uh, fifty vines down the road. It

571
00:25:32,240 --> 00:25:35,600
Speaker 1: tastes a crap. Oh well, I think brushetta. Yeah, I'm

572
00:25:35,600 --> 00:25:37,679
Speaker 1: not a fan. I think I like that. I don't know.

573
00:25:37,760 --> 00:25:40,800
Speaker 1: I don't like salmon. It's like raw so good. It

574
00:25:40,840 --> 00:25:43,199
Speaker 1: was smoked salmon. No, I don't do that, Okay, you should.

575
00:25:43,400 --> 00:25:47,720
Speaker 2: Then we went to this play called Titanik. Hilarious, absolutely hilarious,

576
00:25:48,080 --> 00:25:51,240
Speaker 2: and one of their jokes, oh, thank you for asking

577
00:25:51,320 --> 00:25:52,920
Speaker 2: Ray the.

578
00:25:52,720 --> 00:25:54,840
Speaker 1: Best joke I like to laugh.

579
00:25:55,119 --> 00:26:00,639
Speaker 2: The best joke Titanique, and it's all a Titanic and like,

580
00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:01,879
Speaker 2: it's really funny.

581
00:26:01,880 --> 00:26:03,520
Speaker 1: Looking up description, I don't need to go over it

582
00:26:03,560 --> 00:26:05,119
Speaker 1: right here, I understand satire.

583
00:26:05,640 --> 00:26:10,159
Speaker 2: Yes, well, it was like a Titanic museum tour. And

584
00:26:10,160 --> 00:26:13,080
Speaker 2: then Seline Dion interrupts and tells you what really happened

585
00:26:13,080 --> 00:26:13,840
Speaker 2: on the Titanic.

586
00:26:13,960 --> 00:26:15,760
Speaker 1: Okay, interesting angle, I could have written that.

587
00:26:15,920 --> 00:26:19,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, very funny, good jokes, but right, the best joke

588
00:26:19,560 --> 00:26:22,040
Speaker 2: all night. I maybe maybe three people and the whole

589
00:26:22,040 --> 00:26:24,680
Speaker 2: place laughed, and I was one of them.

590
00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:27,040
Speaker 1: And she goes.

591
00:26:29,280 --> 00:26:36,960
Speaker 2: And Carl's mom was gay gay, I mean blind blind.

592
00:26:34,720 --> 00:26:38,760
Speaker 1: Y see that? Yes, see that stole an American news clip.

593
00:26:38,840 --> 00:26:41,399
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying right when they said that, I

594
00:26:41,480 --> 00:26:44,000
Speaker 2: abot fell out of my chair. I'm like, how, out

595
00:26:44,040 --> 00:26:46,760
Speaker 2: of all the news clips in the world, of all

596
00:26:46,800 --> 00:26:49,480
Speaker 2: the jokes that they had written, this one little clip

597
00:26:49,520 --> 00:26:54,680
Speaker 2: from fifteen years ago that nobody knows about, and they

598
00:26:54,800 --> 00:26:57,920
Speaker 2: put it into their plan. I mean, Carl, we're about

599
00:26:57,920 --> 00:27:01,520
Speaker 2: to talk to Carl Weisenheiser. He called him Mount Kilimanjaro,

600
00:27:01,840 --> 00:27:04,320
Speaker 2: and he's gay gay, I mean blind. We'll be right

601
00:27:04,359 --> 00:27:07,000
Speaker 2: back out of the break. And when they made that joke,

602
00:27:07,400 --> 00:27:10,720
Speaker 2: I fell out of my chair. And afterwards, my wife's like,

603
00:27:10,720 --> 00:27:12,760
Speaker 2: why did you laugh at that? And I was like,

604
00:27:12,960 --> 00:27:15,080
Speaker 2: do you not know the clip? And then I went

605
00:27:15,119 --> 00:27:17,880
Speaker 2: over it five times and she laughed more and more

606
00:27:18,119 --> 00:27:24,119
Speaker 2: every single time. I mean, it is so freaking funny.

607
00:27:24,200 --> 00:27:26,480
Speaker 1: Is it even fit with the skin? Yes?

608
00:27:26,760 --> 00:27:30,160
Speaker 2: Okay, And that's why it was so funny. And they

609
00:27:30,200 --> 00:27:32,679
Speaker 2: go and she's gay gay, I mean.

610
00:27:32,560 --> 00:27:38,600
Speaker 1: Blind, And I was like, this is the best play

611
00:27:38,640 --> 00:27:40,120
Speaker 1: I've ever seen in my life.

612
00:27:40,400 --> 00:27:42,480
Speaker 3: I love you, tight Niek.

613
00:27:44,080 --> 00:27:45,920
Speaker 1: And then we went and got a pint and then

614
00:27:45,960 --> 00:27:48,760
Speaker 1: we went back to bed. That was it. Did you

615
00:27:48,800 --> 00:27:50,280
Speaker 1: try to pull it up? If we were a good show,

616
00:27:50,320 --> 00:27:52,000
Speaker 1: I'd have been able to pull it up. Yeah, and

617
00:27:52,080 --> 00:27:52,760
Speaker 1: so that was it.

618
00:27:52,760 --> 00:27:56,680
Speaker 2: That was night two, day two in London, and uh yeah,

619
00:27:56,920 --> 00:28:02,879
Speaker 2: we'll take a break and we'll be right back. So

620
00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:06,720
Speaker 2: the next day, Ray, we wake up and it's time

621
00:28:06,760 --> 00:28:10,760
Speaker 2: to go bye bye London. We spend our two days there,

622
00:28:10,960 --> 00:28:13,080
Speaker 2: and it is time to get out of town, Ray,

623
00:28:15,880 --> 00:28:20,440
Speaker 2: because there's this other country right next to England called Scotland.

624
00:28:20,800 --> 00:28:22,160
Speaker 1: Get over there. I'm done with London.

625
00:28:22,320 --> 00:28:24,359
Speaker 2: We are done with London. So we head to the

626
00:28:24,440 --> 00:28:25,159
Speaker 2: train station.

627
00:28:25,440 --> 00:28:28,920
Speaker 1: He throw heath, no, see you later never.

628
00:28:28,920 --> 00:28:34,840
Speaker 2: And we get a train to Scotland. They're connected, they're connected.

629
00:28:35,520 --> 00:28:37,160
Speaker 1: Had no idea. I had no idea.

630
00:28:37,760 --> 00:28:39,760
Speaker 2: Don't ask me. I didn't know this, and so we

631
00:28:39,800 --> 00:28:41,680
Speaker 2: get on it. It's like a five four and a

632
00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:44,040
Speaker 2: half hour train ride to Scotland.

633
00:28:44,080 --> 00:28:46,320
Speaker 1: Tell me this for when I never go London. Are

634
00:28:46,360 --> 00:28:49,600
Speaker 1: you using your own money? Are you debit card? I'm

635
00:28:49,600 --> 00:28:52,920
Speaker 1: doing credit card. You're swiping the cart in another country? Smart? Okay,

636
00:28:52,960 --> 00:28:57,000
Speaker 1: what about in the Iceland Scotland? Scotland? Are I'm just

637
00:28:57,000 --> 00:28:59,080
Speaker 1: gonna use my credit card the whole time so you

638
00:28:59,080 --> 00:29:01,600
Speaker 1: don't have to convert your mind anymore. No, what happened

639
00:29:01,640 --> 00:29:04,640
Speaker 1: to the charm of travel? That is true, Like, you

640
00:29:04,640 --> 00:29:06,560
Speaker 1: don't you don't get swipe, dude, you could have at

641
00:29:06,600 --> 00:29:09,280
Speaker 1: least made it up. Did you use some foreign currency? No,

642
00:29:09,520 --> 00:29:13,959
Speaker 1: never did that. You're swiping Venmo and Venmo credit.

643
00:29:14,400 --> 00:29:19,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm just doing I'm just doing the card. So

644
00:29:19,120 --> 00:29:21,080
Speaker 2: we ride on the train, dude, and the train ride

645
00:29:21,160 --> 00:29:24,280
Speaker 2: is awesome, and we get our little seats in the

646
00:29:24,280 --> 00:29:26,160
Speaker 2: cabin and we're like, oh, this is our first time

647
00:29:26,160 --> 00:29:27,760
Speaker 2: ever going on a real train. Let's pay for a

648
00:29:27,800 --> 00:29:29,400
Speaker 2: little nicer of a seat. So we pay for a

649
00:29:29,400 --> 00:29:32,080
Speaker 2: little bit of a cabin where you're gonna get food.

650
00:29:32,760 --> 00:29:35,440
Speaker 2: And so we sit down and we're looking out the

651
00:29:35,480 --> 00:29:36,920
Speaker 2: window and here comes this.

652
00:29:36,920 --> 00:29:39,760
Speaker 1: Dude, how are the spirits? This is mid trip right? Great?

653
00:29:39,960 --> 00:29:42,000
Speaker 1: Is everybody good? Is like? Is it starting to wear

654
00:29:42,040 --> 00:29:43,160
Speaker 1: on you a little bit? All the travel?

655
00:29:43,200 --> 00:29:45,680
Speaker 2: And I'm still a little tired. I'm tired. That morning

656
00:29:45,840 --> 00:29:48,040
Speaker 2: and my wife sends a picture to our family like, hey,

657
00:29:48,120 --> 00:29:49,920
Speaker 2: we're head over Scotland and they all replied to s

658
00:29:49,920 --> 00:29:51,200
Speaker 2: he okay, what's wrong with them?

659
00:29:51,360 --> 00:29:52,800
Speaker 1: Would you look like the Walking Dead?

660
00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:56,480
Speaker 2: I looked like the Walking down. I mean I was

661
00:29:56,520 --> 00:29:59,320
Speaker 2: so tired, and I was like, man, that was a

662
00:29:59,400 --> 00:30:01,960
Speaker 2: rough picture. But that's okay, I don't mind.

663
00:30:02,760 --> 00:30:05,400
Speaker 1: He looks like Vegas warmed over. Yeah, exactly. Put him

664
00:30:05,400 --> 00:30:07,280
Speaker 1: on a train. Let's take him to another country.

665
00:30:07,600 --> 00:30:09,000
Speaker 2: See here I am on the train, dude.

666
00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:10,920
Speaker 1: That's my picture. He looks fine.

667
00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:13,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, I just look a little tired. And so I'm

668
00:30:13,240 --> 00:30:16,160
Speaker 2: sitting there and we have just two chairs, one chair

669
00:30:16,520 --> 00:30:18,880
Speaker 2: table chair. On the other side of the aisle is

670
00:30:18,880 --> 00:30:21,520
Speaker 2: like a like a table with two chairs on each side.

671
00:30:22,160 --> 00:30:23,320
Speaker 2: So four people get.

672
00:30:23,200 --> 00:30:23,560
Speaker 1: To sit there.

673
00:30:23,600 --> 00:30:25,640
Speaker 2: And this old lady comes and sits, and she sits

674
00:30:25,680 --> 00:30:29,200
Speaker 2: next to the window. And then here comes this really

675
00:30:29,240 --> 00:30:31,680
Speaker 2: tall dude and he throws his backpack in the window

676
00:30:31,720 --> 00:30:33,560
Speaker 2: seat on the other side, and he sits down and

677
00:30:33,600 --> 00:30:35,040
Speaker 2: he looks hung.

678
00:30:34,840 --> 00:30:36,960
Speaker 1: Over his balls. You must be the hammer.

679
00:30:37,240 --> 00:30:39,760
Speaker 2: And he's real tall, probably six foot four, six foot five,

680
00:30:40,360 --> 00:30:44,280
Speaker 2: long legs, and he's sitting there and he's just rubbing his.

681
00:30:44,280 --> 00:30:45,560
Speaker 1: Head, rubbing his head.

682
00:30:45,680 --> 00:30:48,640
Speaker 2: And then they start to coming around to check tickets,

683
00:30:49,480 --> 00:30:54,200
Speaker 2: and dude disappears. What the He just disappears, leaves his

684
00:30:54,280 --> 00:30:58,960
Speaker 2: backpack there, disappears, and he comes back like thirty minutes later,

685
00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:00,880
Speaker 2: and I'm like, oh, he must have gone thrown up, right,

686
00:31:01,320 --> 00:31:03,280
Speaker 2: And they come around like oh, you want anything to drink.

687
00:31:03,280 --> 00:31:07,840
Speaker 2: He's like, give me two beers. Two beers, hey, keep

688
00:31:07,880 --> 00:31:10,560
Speaker 2: it party going. I'm like wow, okay, and me and

689
00:31:10,600 --> 00:31:12,880
Speaker 2: my wife are talking and he's like, excuse me.

690
00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:13,640
Speaker 1: Hair of the dog.

691
00:31:13,680 --> 00:31:16,600
Speaker 2: And he's like, where are you guys from? And we're like, oh,

692
00:31:16,640 --> 00:31:20,800
Speaker 2: we're from Tennessee. I couldn't figure out your accent. I

693
00:31:20,840 --> 00:31:23,200
Speaker 2: knew you weren't from here. And we start talking to him.

694
00:31:23,800 --> 00:31:24,640
Speaker 2: His name's Steven.

695
00:31:25,120 --> 00:31:26,280
Speaker 1: Now I'm from down the road.

696
00:31:26,360 --> 00:31:28,360
Speaker 2: Well, no ass man, and he just had a boy's

697
00:31:28,400 --> 00:31:30,320
Speaker 2: weekend down in London. He was going back to his

698
00:31:30,400 --> 00:31:34,120
Speaker 2: home city of Carlisle. He was working, but he was like,

699
00:31:35,160 --> 00:31:36,800
Speaker 2: he goes, I don't want to drink this beer, but

700
00:31:36,800 --> 00:31:39,320
Speaker 2: I have to drink this beer. That's why I'm drinking

701
00:31:39,360 --> 00:31:42,040
Speaker 2: it right now. He pulls out his computer and he's

702
00:31:42,080 --> 00:31:46,000
Speaker 2: got two beers, just doing some work, doing some work.

703
00:31:47,440 --> 00:31:49,680
Speaker 2: Finally he's like, man, screw it, just closes his laptop.

704
00:31:50,040 --> 00:31:51,960
Speaker 1: That had to be some quality emails he sent out

705
00:31:52,120 --> 00:31:53,360
Speaker 1: and he's just talking to us.

706
00:31:53,360 --> 00:31:56,520
Speaker 2: He starts talking all about life in America and all

707
00:31:56,560 --> 00:31:57,280
Speaker 2: these places.

708
00:31:57,840 --> 00:31:59,360
Speaker 1: Great guy, really funny.

709
00:32:00,040 --> 00:32:03,200
Speaker 2: He works in renewable energy, like he builds offshore, like

710
00:32:03,400 --> 00:32:04,480
Speaker 2: win turbines.

711
00:32:04,520 --> 00:32:06,880
Speaker 1: I guess, well that turbines me a little crooked.

712
00:32:07,320 --> 00:32:09,800
Speaker 2: And the guy comes back by and he's like, can

713
00:32:09,840 --> 00:32:10,720
Speaker 2: I get two more beers?

714
00:32:11,200 --> 00:32:12,080
Speaker 1: I need two more.

715
00:32:14,360 --> 00:32:14,680
Speaker 3: Wow?

716
00:32:14,880 --> 00:32:16,760
Speaker 2: And he was like, he goes, he was talking about

717
00:32:16,760 --> 00:32:18,720
Speaker 2: it was his buddy's fortieth birthday. So they went to

718
00:32:18,840 --> 00:32:21,240
Speaker 2: He met him in London and they'd been going since

719
00:32:21,280 --> 00:32:25,480
Speaker 2: Thursday night. And then they went to the Liverpool and

720
00:32:25,800 --> 00:32:31,160
Speaker 2: Crystal Palace game at the stadium and they lost in

721
00:32:31,240 --> 00:32:34,640
Speaker 2: penalties and he started asking me, can we please start

722
00:32:34,680 --> 00:32:38,080
Speaker 2: calling it football over here because instead of soccer? And

723
00:32:38,160 --> 00:32:41,360
Speaker 2: can we call football American football? We had all these

724
00:32:41,560 --> 00:32:43,080
Speaker 2: conversations about life.

725
00:32:43,120 --> 00:32:44,080
Speaker 1: And things like that.

726
00:32:44,560 --> 00:32:47,479
Speaker 2: Deep and in the like three and a half hours

727
00:32:47,520 --> 00:32:49,640
Speaker 2: to his hometown, he had six beers.

728
00:32:50,320 --> 00:32:54,040
Speaker 1: Did no work work day? Huh?

729
00:32:54,080 --> 00:32:55,880
Speaker 2: And I was like, man, and he was like, yeah, man,

730
00:32:55,880 --> 00:32:58,479
Speaker 2: I've missed a lot of meetings today. I'm just I'm

731
00:32:58,960 --> 00:33:00,760
Speaker 2: I don't feel good enough to get on those calls.

732
00:33:01,520 --> 00:33:03,320
Speaker 2: He goes, I'll just when I go home, I'll take

733
00:33:03,320 --> 00:33:05,120
Speaker 2: a nap and maybe I'll answer a couple of emails.

734
00:33:05,160 --> 00:33:09,200
Speaker 2: Then very friendly guy Steven was really great. But then

735
00:33:09,240 --> 00:33:12,560
Speaker 2: it hit me that he wasn't supposed to be sitting

736
00:33:12,560 --> 00:33:16,960
Speaker 2: in that seat. That's why he disappeared when they came

737
00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:17,880
Speaker 2: to check tickets.

738
00:33:18,120 --> 00:33:19,240
Speaker 1: So that's all you have to do.

739
00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:23,800
Speaker 2: Because to the left was the bathrooms, he went to

740
00:33:23,840 --> 00:33:27,640
Speaker 2: the right, so he left our car, went and sat

741
00:33:27,640 --> 00:33:30,840
Speaker 2: in one of the normal seats. Showed him his ticket.

742
00:33:31,760 --> 00:33:34,680
Speaker 2: After his ticket got punched, he came back to our

743
00:33:34,760 --> 00:33:36,520
Speaker 2: car and sat in that seat. And I didn't even

744
00:33:36,520 --> 00:33:38,560
Speaker 2: realize it until he was getting off the train.

745
00:33:38,800 --> 00:33:41,080
Speaker 1: So he just banked though on nobody being in that seat.

746
00:33:41,880 --> 00:33:44,120
Speaker 2: You can look it up online, I guess. But I

747
00:33:44,240 --> 00:33:47,200
Speaker 2: was just like this Stephen guy because he says he

748
00:33:47,240 --> 00:33:47,920
Speaker 2: does the train.

749
00:33:47,800 --> 00:33:50,400
Speaker 1: A lot, so he's a renewable resource guys, and he

750
00:33:50,720 --> 00:33:55,080
Speaker 1: has to save on a twenty dollars upgrade. Likely story, dude,

751
00:33:55,120 --> 00:33:56,560
Speaker 1: don't ask me. I don't know.

752
00:33:56,680 --> 00:34:00,440
Speaker 2: And he plays golf. He's a fourteen handicap. Any plays

753
00:34:00,440 --> 00:34:04,400
Speaker 2: from the competition teas, he's terrible. Fourteen handicap.

754
00:34:04,760 --> 00:34:07,880
Speaker 1: We're fourteen, No, we're not, you're less than fourteen. I

755
00:34:07,920 --> 00:34:12,239
Speaker 1: am not. I am eighteen. Oh I must be twenty eight. Yeah.

756
00:34:12,360 --> 00:34:16,080
Speaker 2: Oh, so he shoots in like the eighties low eighties, okay,

757
00:34:16,640 --> 00:34:20,160
Speaker 2: and he's got a girlfriend all that, and I was like,

758
00:34:20,200 --> 00:34:21,279
Speaker 2: he's a scam artist.

759
00:34:21,360 --> 00:34:21,880
Speaker 1: That's great.

760
00:34:21,920 --> 00:34:28,319
Speaker 2: And then we the train arrives in Glasgow, Scotland, and

761
00:34:28,360 --> 00:34:32,919
Speaker 2: now let me tell you Scotland.

762
00:34:32,440 --> 00:34:34,680
Speaker 1: Is where it is at and we'll tell you about it.

763
00:34:34,800 --> 00:34:40,680
Speaker 2: No Wednesday, No, Oh, Scotland was beautiful, dude. Like every

764
00:34:40,719 --> 00:34:44,239
Speaker 2: building was old, Like there wasn't like oh one old

765
00:34:44,239 --> 00:34:48,400
Speaker 2: building in one hundred new buildings. The downtown was bustling.

766
00:34:48,400 --> 00:34:50,000
Speaker 2: They don't even let a lot of cars down there

767
00:34:50,040 --> 00:34:51,280
Speaker 2: because they pollution.

768
00:34:51,520 --> 00:34:53,120
Speaker 1: There's no cars, very few.

769
00:34:53,360 --> 00:34:55,360
Speaker 2: You have to have a special pass to come downtown

770
00:34:55,560 --> 00:34:56,319
Speaker 2: in Glasgow.

771
00:34:57,000 --> 00:35:00,440
Speaker 1: We should do that in Nashville. I agree, hm hm.

772
00:35:01,440 --> 00:35:04,920
Speaker 2: And so we're going to get on another train because

773
00:35:04,920 --> 00:35:09,839
Speaker 2: we're gonna go meet my wife's sister in Croy, which

774
00:35:09,840 --> 00:35:11,200
Speaker 2: is another city in Scotland.

775
00:35:11,320 --> 00:35:19,480
Speaker 1: Love Croy, Love the water in America, La Croy. I

776
00:35:19,520 --> 00:35:21,399
Speaker 1: didn't know your wife's sister was going to be thrown

777
00:35:21,400 --> 00:35:21,879
Speaker 1: in the mix.

778
00:35:22,160 --> 00:35:24,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, I didn't either until we were leaving, like a

779
00:35:24,600 --> 00:35:26,359
Speaker 2: couple days before. She's like, oh, yeah, we're gonna meet

780
00:35:26,400 --> 00:35:28,920
Speaker 2: up my sister in Scotland. This trip just got better.

781
00:35:29,360 --> 00:35:32,200
Speaker 2: And I'm like, all right, So we get off. We

782
00:35:32,239 --> 00:35:34,640
Speaker 2: had to walk to another train station to get on

783
00:35:34,640 --> 00:35:37,120
Speaker 2: this train to go to Croy. You got in the lube,

784
00:35:37,480 --> 00:35:41,320
Speaker 2: you know, we just got another train tube that was

785
00:35:41,320 --> 00:35:44,160
Speaker 2: in the tube here and we go and we get

786
00:35:44,200 --> 00:35:47,719
Speaker 2: off and her friend, her sister had a friend that

787
00:35:47,920 --> 00:35:51,000
Speaker 2: is from London. So they were driving the country and

788
00:35:51,040 --> 00:35:52,680
Speaker 2: they picked us up in Croy and then we went

789
00:35:52,800 --> 00:35:55,239
Speaker 2: to Deanston, Deanston, Scotland.

790
00:35:55,280 --> 00:35:58,880
Speaker 1: I liked the having a local, yes, yeah. And the

791
00:35:58,960 --> 00:36:02,120
Speaker 1: driving on the other side of road was bananas. Like

792
00:36:02,480 --> 00:36:04,880
Speaker 1: ben to Costa Rica. It takes like five minutes in

793
00:36:04,920 --> 00:36:05,640
Speaker 1: your no. No.

794
00:36:05,680 --> 00:36:08,319
Speaker 2: But she was driving and so sometimes she would turn

795
00:36:08,400 --> 00:36:10,240
Speaker 2: I'd be like, oh my god, but she was turning

796
00:36:10,239 --> 00:36:12,239
Speaker 2: in another lane because that's the way we're supposed to go.

797
00:36:12,280 --> 00:36:14,240
Speaker 2: But I thought she was turning into the right lane.

798
00:36:14,239 --> 00:36:15,880
Speaker 2: You know where we were used to driving.

799
00:36:15,960 --> 00:36:18,160
Speaker 1: Bro go to Costa Rica. There's no side of the road.

800
00:36:18,239 --> 00:36:20,120
Speaker 1: You can drive on the left or right. You just

801
00:36:20,160 --> 00:36:22,480
Speaker 1: have to move over depending on which side the car

802
00:36:22,680 --> 00:36:25,000
Speaker 1: coming at you is going go to Costa Rica.

803
00:36:25,880 --> 00:36:32,200
Speaker 2: Okay, I'll go to Costa Rica. So it freaked you

804
00:36:32,239 --> 00:36:34,239
Speaker 2: out a little bit, freak me out a little bit. Well,

805
00:36:34,239 --> 00:36:38,680
Speaker 2: we go to Deanston. We get a little flat and this,

806
00:36:38,680 --> 00:36:41,600
Speaker 2: this is what it's all about. All these mountains, the

807
00:36:41,640 --> 00:36:45,640
Speaker 2: beauty of all the open fields and all the old timy.

808
00:36:45,920 --> 00:36:49,759
Speaker 2: Everything's old. Everything is old in Scotland. Nothing is new.

809
00:36:50,800 --> 00:36:53,440
Speaker 2: I loved Scotland.

810
00:36:53,440 --> 00:36:56,560
Speaker 1: You're a Scotland guy. You need to move there.

811
00:36:56,920 --> 00:36:59,239
Speaker 2: No, I'm not gonna move there. But we did wake

812
00:36:59,320 --> 00:37:02,520
Speaker 2: up the next morning and go hike. And we took

813
00:37:02,520 --> 00:37:05,399
Speaker 2: a boat ride and looked at you know a little

814
00:37:05,440 --> 00:37:08,520
Speaker 2: from a little town and looked around at all the mountains.

815
00:37:09,080 --> 00:37:11,760
Speaker 1: Is it easier you out of breath because of the hike?

816
00:37:12,400 --> 00:37:13,879
Speaker 2: Oh no, it was an easy like this was an

817
00:37:13,880 --> 00:37:17,120
Speaker 2: easy hike. And then we went to another place to

818
00:37:17,160 --> 00:37:21,000
Speaker 2: do another hike and they said it could take you

819
00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:22,799
Speaker 2: about an hour and a half two hours if you

820
00:37:22,840 --> 00:37:24,880
Speaker 2: go the long way, or you go straight up it

821
00:37:25,280 --> 00:37:29,120
Speaker 2: and it'll take about fifty minutes straight up. And my

822
00:37:29,200 --> 00:37:31,080
Speaker 2: wife and sister in law were like, oh, you know,

823
00:37:31,120 --> 00:37:32,800
Speaker 2: we'll go to that point right there with you and

824
00:37:32,800 --> 00:37:33,759
Speaker 2: then you'll be on your own.

825
00:37:34,360 --> 00:37:36,360
Speaker 1: They're leaving you in Scotland.

826
00:37:36,480 --> 00:37:39,160
Speaker 2: And the girl that was the local, she did about

827
00:37:39,160 --> 00:37:40,759
Speaker 2: two hundred yards and got tired. I was like, I'm

828
00:37:40,800 --> 00:37:42,759
Speaker 2: just gonna wait under this tree and hang out. Whoa,

829
00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:45,479
Speaker 2: because it was like seventy eight degrees, so it's really

830
00:37:45,520 --> 00:37:47,680
Speaker 2: hot for over there. As the Scottish we're telling us

831
00:37:47,960 --> 00:37:49,960
Speaker 2: it's like boiling it's boiling hot.

832
00:37:50,600 --> 00:37:52,640
Speaker 1: Okay, tell them it's one hundred and five.

833
00:37:52,840 --> 00:37:54,480
Speaker 2: But they don't know what it's like to have seventy

834
00:37:54,480 --> 00:37:55,280
Speaker 2: eight degree weather.

835
00:37:55,880 --> 00:37:57,640
Speaker 1: Oh, it's like a heat wave over there. Yes.

836
00:37:59,160 --> 00:38:01,800
Speaker 2: And so there's a local that walked by me. I'm like,

837
00:38:01,840 --> 00:38:04,759
Speaker 2: you're going straight up? He goes straight up, you're in

838
00:38:04,800 --> 00:38:07,240
Speaker 2: my role dog, and he goes it's pretty easy. There's

839
00:38:07,320 --> 00:38:09,440
Speaker 2: basically worn out like steps in the side of the

840
00:38:09,440 --> 00:38:11,399
Speaker 2: mountain if you just go straight up. I'm like, all right,

841
00:38:11,719 --> 00:38:13,640
Speaker 2: but I'm gonna walk with my wife and sister in

842
00:38:13,680 --> 00:38:14,560
Speaker 2: law and we'd walk.

843
00:38:14,360 --> 00:38:15,040
Speaker 1: A little bit longer.

844
00:38:15,040 --> 00:38:16,640
Speaker 2: And they're like, you know what, you might want to

845
00:38:16,680 --> 00:38:18,799
Speaker 2: go catch up with him because I don't think we're

846
00:38:18,800 --> 00:38:19,759
Speaker 2: gonna make it all the way up.

847
00:38:19,920 --> 00:38:21,280
Speaker 1: Sounds like they had too many pints.

848
00:38:21,320 --> 00:38:23,960
Speaker 2: And I'm like, all right, So here I go up

849
00:38:24,040 --> 00:38:29,600
Speaker 2: the side of the mountain. It's getting steep, getting steep,

850
00:38:29,760 --> 00:38:33,279
Speaker 2: I'm starting to sweat, starting to sweat. Then I catch

851
00:38:33,360 --> 00:38:37,400
Speaker 2: up with the dude. His name's Tim. He's lived in

852
00:38:37,400 --> 00:38:40,160
Speaker 2: Glasgow for like twenty five years. He's got two kids,

853
00:38:40,200 --> 00:38:42,920
Speaker 2: one grand kid. And we marched to the top of

854
00:38:42,920 --> 00:38:43,680
Speaker 2: the mountain together.

855
00:38:44,480 --> 00:38:45,640
Speaker 1: What else did you guys do?

856
00:38:46,040 --> 00:38:48,000
Speaker 2: Nothing, dude, But it was so exciting and I was

857
00:38:48,120 --> 00:38:49,120
Speaker 2: so pumped.

858
00:38:49,520 --> 00:38:53,120
Speaker 1: This is such a climax to be up here with you. Tim.

859
00:38:53,600 --> 00:38:56,759
Speaker 2: No, I didn't say anything like that, but I was

860
00:38:56,840 --> 00:38:59,640
Speaker 2: so excited for my moment at the top of the

861
00:38:59,640 --> 00:39:02,719
Speaker 2: mountain to soak it all in, like I I mean,

862
00:39:02,760 --> 00:39:04,560
Speaker 2: it took me like fifty minutes to climb straight up

863
00:39:04,600 --> 00:39:05,440
Speaker 2: this freaking mountain.

864
00:39:05,480 --> 00:39:06,960
Speaker 1: A lot of people have died on that mountain.

865
00:39:07,120 --> 00:39:09,640
Speaker 2: No, I don't know if they have. I have no idea.

866
00:39:10,760 --> 00:39:14,239
Speaker 2: And I get up there and I'm so excited to

867
00:39:14,280 --> 00:39:19,000
Speaker 2: go touch this rock at the top and there's a

868
00:39:19,040 --> 00:39:21,560
Speaker 2: swarm of flying ants and I can't go to it.

869
00:39:21,680 --> 00:39:23,319
Speaker 1: Look at that dude, Yeah, it's pretty bad.

870
00:39:23,680 --> 00:39:25,640
Speaker 2: And he gets up there with me and he's like.

871
00:39:26,160 --> 00:39:27,080
Speaker 1: We lost him.

872
00:39:27,600 --> 00:39:29,080
Speaker 2: He's like, we better get down. We got to get

873
00:39:29,080 --> 00:39:29,680
Speaker 2: down now.

874
00:39:30,040 --> 00:39:32,440
Speaker 1: What And so I didn't even get to do we

875
00:39:32,480 --> 00:39:33,399
Speaker 1: lose him? No?

876
00:39:33,400 --> 00:39:35,440
Speaker 2: No, But he was like, I've never seen it this bad.

877
00:39:35,480 --> 00:39:36,560
Speaker 2: And I mean they were swarming us.

878
00:39:36,640 --> 00:39:39,880
Speaker 4: Dude, take off your clothes, but we'rerap your face with

879
00:39:39,920 --> 00:39:40,440
Speaker 4: your clothes.

880
00:39:42,440 --> 00:39:44,880
Speaker 1: Tim, Tim gets a fly yeah on him. He starts

881
00:39:44,920 --> 00:39:45,759
Speaker 1: taking his clothes on.

882
00:39:46,160 --> 00:39:50,319
Speaker 2: And so with me. So we bath get over here.

883
00:39:50,880 --> 00:39:53,640
Speaker 2: So we bail, dude, we bail. I don't even get

884
00:39:53,680 --> 00:39:56,640
Speaker 2: to enjoy the view from the top. I don't even

885
00:39:56,640 --> 00:39:57,719
Speaker 2: get to go touch that rock.

886
00:39:57,760 --> 00:40:01,080
Speaker 1: For those of you truckers, it is a heavy swarm

887
00:40:01,480 --> 00:40:02,440
Speaker 1: of locusts.

888
00:40:02,800 --> 00:40:04,560
Speaker 2: I don't know what they were, he said, flying ants.

889
00:40:04,640 --> 00:40:06,080
Speaker 2: And then I was worried if they start biting me,

890
00:40:06,120 --> 00:40:08,480
Speaker 2: then do I die by a thousand flying ant bites

891
00:40:08,520 --> 00:40:11,880
Speaker 2: on the top of a freaking mountain in Scotland, overlooking

892
00:40:11,880 --> 00:40:14,720
Speaker 2: the beauty. So me and Tim just start hi hiking

893
00:40:14,760 --> 00:40:17,840
Speaker 2: down and like on the second shelf. He took my picture,

894
00:40:18,239 --> 00:40:19,640
Speaker 2: so i'd let you know that I didn't make it

895
00:40:19,719 --> 00:40:20,000
Speaker 2: up there.

896
00:40:20,120 --> 00:40:22,160
Speaker 1: I mean, you had no climbing gear on. No, dude,

897
00:40:22,160 --> 00:40:23,600
Speaker 1: I was just wearing ten of shoes. Man, That's how

898
00:40:23,600 --> 00:40:26,200
Speaker 1: I do it prepared.

899
00:40:26,520 --> 00:40:29,640
Speaker 2: I'm so unprepared. I am so unprepared for everything.

900
00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:31,000
Speaker 1: No water bottle.

901
00:40:31,840 --> 00:40:34,040
Speaker 2: I did have one water bottle, like a little plastic

902
00:40:34,040 --> 00:40:36,719
Speaker 2: water bottle in my pocket. I littered that ray and

903
00:40:36,719 --> 00:40:38,239
Speaker 2: then we hiked all the way back down and here's

904
00:40:38,280 --> 00:40:38,880
Speaker 2: my boy Tim.

905
00:40:38,920 --> 00:40:42,520
Speaker 1: Man. Wow, you guys look like you're daty.

906
00:40:44,480 --> 00:40:47,280
Speaker 3: You would down you men town?

907
00:40:47,760 --> 00:40:49,960
Speaker 1: Dude? Why does he look that happy to be hiking

908
00:40:50,040 --> 00:40:50,640
Speaker 1: with you? Dude?

909
00:40:50,719 --> 00:40:52,640
Speaker 2: He had just gotten off work and it was such

910
00:40:52,640 --> 00:40:53,319
Speaker 2: a beautiful day.

911
00:40:53,320 --> 00:40:55,239
Speaker 1: He's I got gonna go for a hike. Bike, So

912
00:40:55,280 --> 00:40:58,279
Speaker 1: he went for a hike. Man, people are weird, he

913
00:40:58,480 --> 00:41:02,440
Speaker 1: said self, I'm going for a hike after work. People

914
00:41:02,480 --> 00:41:06,319
Speaker 1: are weird. No, would you ever do that here in Nashville? No,

915
00:41:06,760 --> 00:41:08,160
Speaker 1: you know in Scotland are weird?

916
00:41:08,320 --> 00:41:11,120
Speaker 2: No? No, people in Scotland are super friendly.

917
00:41:11,360 --> 00:41:13,040
Speaker 1: Have you ever got done with a potty and said

918
00:41:13,040 --> 00:41:15,080
Speaker 1: I want to go for a hike and I'll hang

919
00:41:15,120 --> 00:41:21,440
Speaker 1: up and listen. No, I guess was your wife mad

920
00:41:21,480 --> 00:41:22,239
Speaker 1: that she didn't do it?

921
00:41:22,960 --> 00:41:26,880
Speaker 2: No, she wasn't too mad. It was called Dungan Hill.

922
00:41:27,080 --> 00:41:29,480
Speaker 2: Is where we're at, Dungan Hill. Look at this view, buddy,

923
00:41:29,760 --> 00:41:32,160
Speaker 2: That is beauty. Yeah, it's beauty.

924
00:41:32,560 --> 00:41:34,040
Speaker 1: And it was so amazing to go up there.

925
00:41:34,040 --> 00:41:36,279
Speaker 2: And me and Tim hiked back down together, and he

926
00:41:36,360 --> 00:41:38,960
Speaker 2: told me that one of his favorite movies of all time,

927
00:41:40,280 --> 00:41:44,759
Speaker 2: Local hero Oh that's sid porn. I don't know, but

928
00:41:44,800 --> 00:41:47,000
Speaker 2: it was filmed a little bit in Texas and he

929
00:41:47,080 --> 00:41:48,480
Speaker 2: was like, you should check it out one day and

930
00:41:48,520 --> 00:41:51,560
Speaker 2: I said, Tim, for you, I will check it out, man,

931
00:41:51,719 --> 00:41:54,920
Speaker 2: because me and you bonded as we marched to the

932
00:41:54,960 --> 00:41:58,839
Speaker 2: top of this mountain. What a day, man, what a day?

933
00:41:58,920 --> 00:42:02,120
Speaker 2: I mean Scotland, God, beautiful. We'll take a break, we'll

934
00:42:02,160 --> 00:42:02,560
Speaker 2: write back.

935
00:42:02,680 --> 00:42:07,799
Speaker 1: Ants in my pants, Tim, ants in my pants, so

936
00:42:08,320 --> 00:42:10,680
Speaker 1: we already know the end thing. You found recliners at

937
00:42:10,680 --> 00:42:12,399
Speaker 1: the Heathrow airport and then flew home.

938
00:42:12,600 --> 00:42:15,120
Speaker 2: No, and I'm just gonna tell you this. We went

939
00:42:15,160 --> 00:42:19,000
Speaker 2: to the Sterling Castle the next day, absolutely beautiful.

940
00:42:19,600 --> 00:42:21,120
Speaker 1: It was so cool. And here's the thing.

941
00:42:21,400 --> 00:42:25,240
Speaker 2: Scottish people might be the most friendly people on this planet.

942
00:42:26,480 --> 00:42:30,640
Speaker 2: Because we were standing right by a distillery and they

943
00:42:30,640 --> 00:42:34,880
Speaker 2: have a little cafe there and the girls wanted some coffee,

944
00:42:35,360 --> 00:42:37,040
Speaker 2: so they stopped. They going to get coffee and I

945
00:42:37,120 --> 00:42:38,759
Speaker 2: get out and I just go stand by the river

946
00:42:39,200 --> 00:42:41,040
Speaker 2: as the water is flowing down.

947
00:42:41,320 --> 00:42:45,560
Speaker 1: What how long was the train ride? I forgot to

948
00:42:45,600 --> 00:42:49,560
Speaker 1: ask you that. From where from Heathrow to Scotland? Like

949
00:42:49,600 --> 00:42:52,120
Speaker 1: four and a half hours. Okay, back to your coffee.

950
00:42:52,400 --> 00:42:54,640
Speaker 2: So I'm I'm gonna ge out and just look at

951
00:42:54,640 --> 00:42:56,960
Speaker 2: this river. And I'm just standing there and it's a beautiful,

952
00:42:57,040 --> 00:42:57,759
Speaker 2: beautiful scene.

953
00:42:57,840 --> 00:42:58,040
Speaker 1: Dude.

954
00:42:58,040 --> 00:43:01,920
Speaker 2: It's an old town, very old. It was called Deanston.

955
00:43:02,800 --> 00:43:07,120
Speaker 2: And here comes this this dude walking his dog and

956
00:43:07,160 --> 00:43:09,480
Speaker 2: I and he says good morning, And I said morning.

957
00:43:09,640 --> 00:43:12,759
Speaker 1: What with all these friendly dudes in Scotland. I'm telling

958
00:43:12,760 --> 00:43:15,000
Speaker 1: you they're the most friendly people in the world. And

959
00:43:15,160 --> 00:43:19,000
Speaker 1: did you not have like some buckso blonde up on you?

960
00:43:19,600 --> 00:43:22,799
Speaker 2: I will say the hotties in Scotland were non exist.

961
00:43:22,600 --> 00:43:26,200
Speaker 1: I could tell from the storytelling you met Tim dude,

962
00:43:26,239 --> 00:43:27,800
Speaker 1: he was the highlight of the trip.

963
00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:30,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, he was. He was really cool. But look at

964
00:43:30,960 --> 00:43:33,560
Speaker 2: this view. This is the river. I'm just looking down

965
00:43:33,560 --> 00:43:34,920
Speaker 2: as I'm waiting for them to get their car.

966
00:43:35,120 --> 00:43:39,719
Speaker 1: It looks like Colorado. It's beautiful. And he's like, oh,

967
00:43:39,920 --> 00:43:43,120
Speaker 1: where are you from? I said, from Tennessee.

968
00:43:43,280 --> 00:43:46,319
Speaker 2: Oh, let me tell you what you Let me tell

969
00:43:46,320 --> 00:43:49,080
Speaker 2: you all about it. And he told me, dude, he

970
00:43:49,160 --> 00:43:52,400
Speaker 2: told me forty five minutes worth. He sat there for

971
00:43:52,960 --> 00:43:56,200
Speaker 2: twenty five minutes telling me things to do in Scotland.

972
00:43:56,520 --> 00:43:57,279
Speaker 1: I didn't ask for that.

973
00:43:57,719 --> 00:44:01,280
Speaker 2: Uh, don't don't don't buy the shops at like these castles,

974
00:44:01,280 --> 00:44:03,400
Speaker 2: don't don't buy it, don't buy. Price is too high,

975
00:44:03,640 --> 00:44:07,040
Speaker 2: too high, and not quality goods, not quality, not quality.

976
00:44:07,040 --> 00:44:09,000
Speaker 2: He goes, and I hear from other other people that

977
00:44:09,160 --> 00:44:12,440
Speaker 2: visit that we too expensive, we too expensive. But you

978
00:44:12,440 --> 00:44:14,640
Speaker 2: guys are good for our economy. He goes, would you

979
00:44:14,680 --> 00:44:16,279
Speaker 2: come back to Scotland.

980
00:44:15,840 --> 00:44:19,080
Speaker 1: Okay gross domestic product? And I said, yeah, preach.

981
00:44:19,160 --> 00:44:21,000
Speaker 2: He said, well, we need you to come twice twice

982
00:44:21,040 --> 00:44:24,120
Speaker 2: a year. Bring the kids, bring the kids.

983
00:44:24,160 --> 00:44:24,920
Speaker 1: Now I'm not going.

984
00:44:26,040 --> 00:44:27,800
Speaker 2: And then he said, oh, you're gonna go to Edinburgh,

985
00:44:27,840 --> 00:44:29,880
Speaker 2: you need to take the If you're gonna park here,

986
00:44:29,920 --> 00:44:31,280
Speaker 2: it's cheaper to park on this side.

987
00:44:31,280 --> 00:44:32,239
Speaker 1: Take the ferry over.

988
00:44:32,400 --> 00:44:34,640
Speaker 2: Because you go to Edinburgh, they're gonna charge you more

989
00:44:34,680 --> 00:44:37,239
Speaker 2: to park. If you're gonna go to this castle, go

990
00:44:37,360 --> 00:44:39,719
Speaker 2: this way, Go into this town. They have the best

991
00:44:39,760 --> 00:44:41,120
Speaker 2: fish and chips at this place.

992
00:44:41,440 --> 00:44:42,400
Speaker 1: Are you taking notes?

993
00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:47,799
Speaker 2: No, I'm just listening as he talks. As you're gonna

994
00:44:47,800 --> 00:44:50,239
Speaker 2: say here he is, he's got me just pinned up

995
00:44:50,239 --> 00:44:50,879
Speaker 2: against the wall.

996
00:44:52,000 --> 00:44:54,600
Speaker 1: Oh my, that conversation looks like it's never gonna end.

997
00:44:54,719 --> 00:44:56,000
Speaker 1: And I was like, oh, thank you, and then you

998
00:44:56,040 --> 00:44:57,160
Speaker 1: get the sunglasses.

999
00:44:57,880 --> 00:44:59,840
Speaker 2: I bought him on that street because I didn't have

1000
00:44:59,840 --> 00:45:05,719
Speaker 2: any sunglasses back in London. And dude, Frank sat there

1001
00:45:05,719 --> 00:45:07,120
Speaker 2: and talked to me forever. And he has a little

1002
00:45:07,200 --> 00:45:09,520
Speaker 2: dog and he's like, oh, people, just it's a working dog,

1003
00:45:09,560 --> 00:45:12,120
Speaker 2: working dog. And they say, bring it to California, bring

1004
00:45:12,120 --> 00:45:13,840
Speaker 2: it to Idaho, bring it to Montana.

1005
00:45:14,600 --> 00:45:15,440
Speaker 1: Work, work, work.

1006
00:45:15,520 --> 00:45:17,120
Speaker 2: And we're like, oh, that'd be a long way to

1007
00:45:17,160 --> 00:45:19,000
Speaker 2: take your dog, you know what I mean. And he's like, no,

1008
00:45:19,440 --> 00:45:21,160
Speaker 2: you just put a suitcase and then cut four holes

1009
00:45:21,160 --> 00:45:22,520
Speaker 2: in it at walk with you.

1010
00:45:22,680 --> 00:45:24,320
Speaker 1: What the hell is this guy talking about?

1011
00:45:24,480 --> 00:45:26,960
Speaker 2: I don't know, dude, but he was so friendly and.

1012
00:45:26,920 --> 00:45:29,879
Speaker 1: He looks like the guy that invented apple, Tim Cook,

1013
00:45:33,000 --> 00:45:35,360
Speaker 1: And so took the picture of you and your wife

1014
00:45:35,400 --> 00:45:35,920
Speaker 1: talking to him.

1015
00:45:36,239 --> 00:45:38,880
Speaker 2: The sister in law and her friend, because they were

1016
00:45:38,920 --> 00:45:40,200
Speaker 2: ready to go. They're in the car, they're ready to

1017
00:45:40,200 --> 00:45:41,680
Speaker 2: go for another hike. They're ready to go to the

1018
00:45:41,760 --> 00:45:46,359
Speaker 2: you know, the castle, the Sterling Castle and see your

1019
00:45:46,440 --> 00:45:50,440
Speaker 2: wife's sister's friend lives there, lives in London. And then

1020
00:45:50,480 --> 00:45:54,000
Speaker 2: she drove over. Yeah, she picked up her sister at

1021
00:45:54,120 --> 00:45:56,840
Speaker 2: Heathrow and they drove through England, and then through Scotland.

1022
00:45:57,000 --> 00:45:59,200
Speaker 1: Was this all planned at the same time. I guess

1023
00:45:59,360 --> 00:46:02,480
Speaker 1: I don't know. I went in on the planning part, and.

1024
00:46:03,320 --> 00:46:07,640
Speaker 2: So logistics smith DICKX Ray. So we go to the castle. Dude,

1025
00:46:07,680 --> 00:46:09,680
Speaker 2: it's like an hour till it's closing. And let me

1026
00:46:09,680 --> 00:46:11,600
Speaker 2: tell you, if you ever go to the Sterling Castle

1027
00:46:11,600 --> 00:46:15,520
Speaker 2: in Scotland, you gotta find Andrew because the dude was amazing.

1028
00:46:15,840 --> 00:46:18,120
Speaker 2: We walk in, we got an hour and ten minutes

1029
00:46:18,160 --> 00:46:20,000
Speaker 2: still it closes and we're like, all right, look dude,

1030
00:46:20,880 --> 00:46:23,759
Speaker 2: we're here. What is the most important what's the best

1031
00:46:23,760 --> 00:46:26,200
Speaker 2: way to get the most time, you know, the quickest

1032
00:46:26,840 --> 00:46:29,239
Speaker 2: look at it so we don't miss anything. He goes,

1033
00:46:29,280 --> 00:46:31,040
Speaker 2: we're here, and he gave us a whole description. He goes,

1034
00:46:31,040 --> 00:46:33,279
Speaker 2: what you're gonna do, Walk up those stairs, go through

1035
00:46:33,320 --> 00:46:35,680
Speaker 2: the building, come down, take a left, go to that building.

1036
00:46:35,719 --> 00:46:38,080
Speaker 2: And he showed us exactly how to go. Where are

1037
00:46:38,120 --> 00:46:40,040
Speaker 2: you drawing this map on a napkin.

1038
00:46:39,920 --> 00:46:42,839
Speaker 1: In the air, he's pointing at buildings. Ray, I had

1039
00:46:43,120 --> 00:46:45,400
Speaker 1: my wife mascara and a piece of paper towel.

1040
00:46:45,760 --> 00:46:47,600
Speaker 2: And here's a great thing about Andrew. Man, here's the

1041
00:46:47,640 --> 00:46:50,960
Speaker 2: great thing about Andrew. He would just pop up randomly

1042
00:46:50,960 --> 00:46:52,840
Speaker 2: in and when we were walking, he's like, oh, Andrew,

1043
00:46:53,400 --> 00:46:56,160
Speaker 2: and he's like, guys, guys, you went the wrong way,

1044
00:46:56,360 --> 00:46:57,520
Speaker 2: wrong way you're supposed to go.

1045
00:46:59,280 --> 00:47:01,160
Speaker 3: You're scared the hell out of me.

1046
00:47:01,280 --> 00:47:05,200
Speaker 2: Andrew exactly due. Oh sorry sorry, So he's like, you

1047
00:47:05,280 --> 00:47:08,080
Speaker 2: need to go back that way. You're wasting steps, wasting steps.

1048
00:47:08,280 --> 00:47:09,960
Speaker 1: He's in the ladies' restroom and.

1049
00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:11,960
Speaker 3: No, no, no, you went the way.

1050
00:47:12,239 --> 00:47:14,000
Speaker 2: We go in there, and then we go into this

1051
00:47:14,080 --> 00:47:16,760
Speaker 2: old chapel and they have the king and Queen seats

1052
00:47:16,800 --> 00:47:19,239
Speaker 2: there and he and Andrew shows up in there and

1053
00:47:19,280 --> 00:47:20,800
Speaker 2: takes pictures of us in the seats.

1054
00:47:21,880 --> 00:47:22,520
Speaker 1: Phenomenal.

1055
00:47:22,920 --> 00:47:24,920
Speaker 2: And then we go and we're looking around, and we

1056
00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:27,279
Speaker 2: go down in the old kitchen where they used to

1057
00:47:27,320 --> 00:47:30,120
Speaker 2: cook and do that. And then we go down in

1058
00:47:30,120 --> 00:47:32,920
Speaker 2: the gardens and we look up and who's peering over

1059
00:47:32,960 --> 00:47:36,160
Speaker 2: the wall Andrew looking down on us in the garden.

1060
00:47:38,480 --> 00:47:44,680
Speaker 2: Oh Andrew too again man. And so we were loving Andrew,

1061
00:47:44,800 --> 00:47:49,040
Speaker 2: and we saw the castle and it was so freaking cool.

1062
00:47:50,000 --> 00:47:53,760
Speaker 1: Andrew was a little interested in the the American wife.

1063
00:47:54,800 --> 00:47:55,399
Speaker 1: He might have been.

1064
00:47:56,600 --> 00:47:58,719
Speaker 2: He might have been, But that's how you're gonna if

1065
00:47:58,760 --> 00:48:00,640
Speaker 2: you're gonna ever go to a castle, go when there's

1066
00:48:00,680 --> 00:48:02,239
Speaker 2: like an hour and twenty minutes left, because there's no

1067
00:48:02,239 --> 00:48:04,600
Speaker 2: one there like you go earlier in the day. There's

1068
00:48:04,640 --> 00:48:06,560
Speaker 2: so many people. It's so crowded, it's hard to move.

1069
00:48:06,960 --> 00:48:09,680
Speaker 2: I will never castle a different way anyway in my life,

1070
00:48:09,680 --> 00:48:10,960
Speaker 2: because usually you go in the middle of the day,

1071
00:48:11,000 --> 00:48:13,200
Speaker 2: it's like, oh, so crowded with all these tourists. Wait

1072
00:48:13,239 --> 00:48:14,759
Speaker 2: till the end of the day, when everyboy's already gone.

1073
00:48:14,760 --> 00:48:16,880
Speaker 2: That's the first thing they do in the day. We

1074
00:48:16,920 --> 00:48:18,440
Speaker 2: had the place to ourselves pretty much.

1075
00:48:18,560 --> 00:48:23,200
Speaker 1: You would know about a castle, the moat, you must

1076
00:48:23,239 --> 00:48:26,360
Speaker 1: have known your way around. There was a moat, exactly,

1077
00:48:27,719 --> 00:48:29,160
Speaker 1: very familiar. There was a moat.

1078
00:48:29,680 --> 00:48:31,239
Speaker 2: There was a moat at the castle.

1079
00:48:30,920 --> 00:48:33,520
Speaker 1: That we went in. In London they had a moat. Also.

1080
00:48:33,800 --> 00:48:36,840
Speaker 1: Where was the help Where were the butler's headquarters?

1081
00:48:37,160 --> 00:48:40,480
Speaker 2: I don't know, I don't know, but it was fantastic.

1082
00:48:40,840 --> 00:48:42,839
Speaker 1: It was a dark history. I didn't ask a lot

1083
00:48:42,840 --> 00:48:43,560
Speaker 1: of questions.

1084
00:48:43,600 --> 00:48:46,839
Speaker 2: And then we went to the Kipton Kimpton Kimpton, it's

1085
00:48:46,840 --> 00:48:49,680
Speaker 2: the hotel in the street Kimpton by Marriott, and went

1086
00:48:49,719 --> 00:48:52,880
Speaker 2: to a little restaurant and then it was great, so phenomenal,

1087
00:48:52,920 --> 00:48:55,200
Speaker 2: the food was good, people were so nice.

1088
00:48:55,600 --> 00:48:57,880
Speaker 1: Do chains again? Was it a chain restaurant?

1089
00:48:58,200 --> 00:49:01,600
Speaker 2: No, no, no, it wasn't knowing it wasn't a chain restaurant.

1090
00:49:01,680 --> 00:49:06,320
Speaker 1: Dookies Indian food you ate? No, that was the shoom, Shoom,

1091
00:49:06,360 --> 00:49:10,680
Speaker 1: the shoom. Uh what else did we do? Then? We

1092
00:49:10,719 --> 00:49:12,480
Speaker 1: went to I think we've covered it. No.

1093
00:49:12,640 --> 00:49:14,719
Speaker 2: One night we went to another restaurant in a town

1094
00:49:14,760 --> 00:49:17,799
Speaker 2: and we got drinks on the patio. We ordered an appetizer,

1095
00:49:18,960 --> 00:49:20,280
Speaker 2: and then they came and said.

1096
00:49:20,160 --> 00:49:20,760
Speaker 1: No more food.

1097
00:49:22,320 --> 00:49:25,799
Speaker 2: We're like what they're like too busy? There were not

1098
00:49:25,880 --> 00:49:28,560
Speaker 2: used as many people being at our restaurant. This nice weather,

1099
00:49:28,680 --> 00:49:30,680
Speaker 2: everybody has come to the restaurant. We can't cook ane

1100
00:49:30,719 --> 00:49:31,440
Speaker 2: more food.

1101
00:49:31,360 --> 00:49:32,480
Speaker 1: Right, that's not my problem.

1102
00:49:33,400 --> 00:49:35,279
Speaker 2: So we had to pay the bill, get in the

1103
00:49:35,280 --> 00:49:38,040
Speaker 2: car and drive about a mile and find another restaurant.

1104
00:49:38,719 --> 00:49:41,440
Speaker 2: After we had done some hiking in the castle. It

1105
00:49:41,560 --> 00:49:43,600
Speaker 2: was like, what I forget the city? Frank had told

1106
00:49:43,680 --> 00:49:45,400
Speaker 2: us about the city, So we went to that city.

1107
00:49:45,960 --> 00:49:46,759
Speaker 1: It's phenomenal.

1108
00:49:46,840 --> 00:49:50,240
Speaker 2: Food was good, great atmosphere and I finally saw Hoti,

1109
00:49:51,480 --> 00:49:53,560
Speaker 2: finally saw Hatty at that restaurant at one of the

1110
00:49:53,600 --> 00:49:57,560
Speaker 2: bars restaurant pub And that's another thing the pubs. I

1111
00:49:57,560 --> 00:50:00,800
Speaker 2: don't know how they do it. Like, there's no clubs

1112
00:50:00,800 --> 00:50:02,520
Speaker 2: where you dance on chicks. You usually at a bar here,

1113
00:50:02,560 --> 00:50:04,240
Speaker 2: you know, you start dancing on a chick. Of pubs,

1114
00:50:04,880 --> 00:50:06,719
Speaker 2: you just get drunk and talk to chicks. I don't

1115
00:50:06,760 --> 00:50:07,680
Speaker 2: know how they do it over there.

1116
00:50:07,800 --> 00:50:09,640
Speaker 1: I mean, it seems like a bunch of dudes getting

1117
00:50:09,680 --> 00:50:11,560
Speaker 1: drunk together. It really does. At the pub, it's a

1118
00:50:11,560 --> 00:50:16,239
Speaker 1: lot of dudes watching soccer, yes, football, So honestly what

1119
00:50:16,320 --> 00:50:18,040
Speaker 1: I saw in my head is exactly how it was

1120
00:50:18,080 --> 00:50:19,040
Speaker 1: in real life. Wow.

1121
00:50:19,600 --> 00:50:22,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, and it was great news. We go We went

1122
00:50:22,560 --> 00:50:25,719
Speaker 2: to another pub, had a pint, went back to Deanston

1123
00:50:26,520 --> 00:50:30,600
Speaker 2: and went to bed Man. Then the next day it's time.

1124
00:50:30,440 --> 00:50:33,000
Speaker 1: To move on. No, no, no, we've already moved on.

1125
00:50:33,680 --> 00:50:34,920
Speaker 2: And you want to know where we moved on to,

1126
00:50:35,800 --> 00:50:42,240
Speaker 2: I'll tell you right after this. Now we went to Edinburgh,

1127
00:50:42,640 --> 00:50:44,600
Speaker 2: my favorite city of the trip. Man thought we were

1128
00:50:44,640 --> 00:50:48,120
Speaker 2: already there now we were in Deanston and kinspinning all

1129
00:50:48,160 --> 00:50:54,720
Speaker 2: these other ones. Dude, Edinburgh was ah, amazing, beautiful city.

1130
00:50:54,800 --> 00:50:55,800
Speaker 1: Is that what it was? Okay?

1131
00:50:55,960 --> 00:51:00,759
Speaker 2: Beautiful, beautiful park It was fun, phenominal.

1132
00:51:00,840 --> 00:51:02,120
Speaker 1: You can't go to the park though you ain't got

1133
00:51:02,160 --> 00:51:03,319
Speaker 1: kids with you. Oh no, dude.

1134
00:51:03,360 --> 00:51:06,000
Speaker 2: Everybody's out there on blankets, no blankets, just sitting there

1135
00:51:06,000 --> 00:51:09,040
Speaker 2: having lunch, bottles of wine, just hanging out in the park.

1136
00:51:09,480 --> 00:51:13,920
Speaker 1: Everybody. Really, it was great. Was it a weekday? Weekday?

1137
00:51:13,920 --> 00:51:17,600
Speaker 1: People ain't got jobs in Europe. They don't care. Like,

1138
00:51:17,680 --> 00:51:19,479
Speaker 1: can you imagine you and me going to this little

1139
00:51:19,520 --> 00:51:20,920
Speaker 1: greenway with a bottle of wine.

1140
00:51:21,040 --> 00:51:23,960
Speaker 2: After this we get arrested because you're not allowed to

1141
00:51:23,960 --> 00:51:25,479
Speaker 2: have an open container there.

1142
00:51:25,560 --> 00:51:26,120
Speaker 1: They don't care.

1143
00:51:26,600 --> 00:51:28,840
Speaker 2: And I love the culture there because you can just

1144
00:51:28,880 --> 00:51:31,200
Speaker 2: walk around with your drinks. You can take a bottle

1145
00:51:31,200 --> 00:51:33,319
Speaker 2: of wine and go to the park and lay down

1146
00:51:33,360 --> 00:51:35,560
Speaker 2: on the grass and have your friends. You can sit

1147
00:51:35,600 --> 00:51:37,400
Speaker 2: on the steps of a building and pour each other

1148
00:51:37,480 --> 00:51:38,400
Speaker 2: a glass of wine.

1149
00:51:38,719 --> 00:51:43,359
Speaker 1: Here that's called homeless. Well, so you would just go

1150
00:51:43,480 --> 00:51:47,000
Speaker 1: sit at the capitol steps and it's normal over there. Yes, here,

1151
00:51:47,040 --> 00:51:51,000
Speaker 1: you have to have a sign that says need money. Yeah.

1152
00:51:51,040 --> 00:51:53,600
Speaker 2: Well, they had a festival going on called the Fringe Festival.

1153
00:51:53,600 --> 00:51:55,440
Speaker 2: It's the biggest arts festival in the world.

1154
00:51:55,440 --> 00:52:03,000
Speaker 1: I've heard of it. It was so much fun.

1155
00:52:03,080 --> 00:52:07,080
Speaker 2: Dude. Art No, no, no, I'm not talking about art, dude,

1156
00:52:07,080 --> 00:52:10,520
Speaker 2: I'm not talking about art like drawing. I'm talking like comedians.

1157
00:52:11,560 --> 00:52:15,560
Speaker 1: They had more jokes about the blind walker. No, but

1158
00:52:15,760 --> 00:52:18,960
Speaker 1: these comedians are funny, like Dane Cook, like Dave Chappelle.

1159
00:52:19,800 --> 00:52:23,080
Speaker 2: I don't know who these people were. And they had plays.

1160
00:52:23,200 --> 00:52:25,960
Speaker 2: They had two man shows. One man shows.

1161
00:52:27,320 --> 00:52:27,759
Speaker 1: We went to.

1162
00:52:28,080 --> 00:52:32,879
Speaker 2: We went to one called Choke Slam, and I mean

1163
00:52:33,239 --> 00:52:36,279
Speaker 2: it's in this small ass room, probably about the size of.

1164
00:52:36,280 --> 00:52:39,280
Speaker 1: This Kevin Heathrow. I mean maybe a little bit.

1165
00:52:39,400 --> 00:52:42,840
Speaker 2: I'll tell you. And this girl comes out. She's dressed

1166
00:52:42,880 --> 00:52:46,600
Speaker 2: in spandex and like collars, and she starts dancing. I'm like,

1167
00:52:46,680 --> 00:52:48,440
Speaker 2: what the am I about to watch?

1168
00:52:48,520 --> 00:52:49,200
Speaker 1: That's funny.

1169
00:52:50,040 --> 00:52:52,000
Speaker 2: And then she goes into this story about how she

1170
00:52:52,120 --> 00:52:53,320
Speaker 2: fell in love with wrestling.

1171
00:52:55,960 --> 00:52:56,760
Speaker 3: That's funny.

1172
00:52:57,200 --> 00:53:00,760
Speaker 2: No, no, no, it was a phenomenon for tent five minutes.

1173
00:53:00,800 --> 00:53:04,160
Speaker 2: She talked the whole time, and she talked about her

1174
00:53:04,200 --> 00:53:07,040
Speaker 2: lover of wrestling. Then she also talked about her life,

1175
00:53:07,280 --> 00:53:10,040
Speaker 2: and she intertwined the two and everything that went on

1176
00:53:10,080 --> 00:53:10,640
Speaker 2: her life.

1177
00:53:11,160 --> 00:53:13,560
Speaker 1: So good, what are you saying She's in next Sydney Sweeney.

1178
00:53:13,640 --> 00:53:18,760
Speaker 2: She was so good. Then we went to Nina Conti.

1179
00:53:20,080 --> 00:53:26,800
Speaker 2: She's funny, She's a ventrolquist. Oh, she doesn't talk a lot. No, huh,

1180
00:53:27,120 --> 00:53:30,600
Speaker 2: freaking hilarious. She has a little monkey on her hand

1181
00:53:32,080 --> 00:53:33,680
Speaker 2: and she had to be talking and then she'd be like,

1182
00:53:33,719 --> 00:53:36,160
Speaker 2: He'll be like, you're such a You're such a slut.

1183
00:53:36,520 --> 00:53:40,759
Speaker 2: The monkey will hilarious. Then she pulls people up out

1184
00:53:40,800 --> 00:53:44,000
Speaker 2: of the crowd and puts these faces on them, and

1185
00:53:44,040 --> 00:53:46,279
Speaker 2: she has a little button that makes their mouth move,

1186
00:53:46,920 --> 00:53:49,160
Speaker 2: and she does the talking. And she has three people,

1187
00:53:49,239 --> 00:53:50,840
Speaker 2: four people up there on stage at one time and

1188
00:53:50,880 --> 00:53:54,720
Speaker 2: having conversations. Dude, I was falling out of my freaking

1189
00:53:54,880 --> 00:53:56,600
Speaker 2: chair lapping so hard.

1190
00:53:56,640 --> 00:53:58,279
Speaker 1: Do we need to bring that over to America? Do

1191
00:53:58,440 --> 00:54:01,719
Speaker 1: we need to bring her to a marria? For sure? Dude.

1192
00:54:01,760 --> 00:54:03,279
Speaker 1: And there was just a part It was just a

1193
00:54:03,320 --> 00:54:08,200
Speaker 1: party the entire time in the city, in Edinburgh.

1194
00:54:08,239 --> 00:54:11,239
Speaker 2: Everything they had everything you could ever want, dude, Like,

1195
00:54:11,280 --> 00:54:13,320
Speaker 2: look at these pubs, just packed with people.

1196
00:54:13,480 --> 00:54:14,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's cool.

1197
00:54:14,480 --> 00:54:20,040
Speaker 2: It was so freaking fun. And then I'm not working. No,

1198
00:54:20,040 --> 00:54:20,560
Speaker 2: no one works.

1199
00:54:20,560 --> 00:54:23,840
Speaker 1: Look at this. Look at these parties, dude, just people everywhere.

1200
00:54:24,600 --> 00:54:27,759
Speaker 1: Why is nobody at a desk right now? No one

1201
00:54:27,880 --> 00:54:32,200
Speaker 1: cares about work? What? Edinburgh was so fun?

1202
00:54:32,760 --> 00:54:37,399
Speaker 2: And then we saw Mike or stud no Dave and

1203
00:54:37,480 --> 00:54:42,440
Speaker 2: Katie get remarried as a two person little skit show.

1204
00:54:43,640 --> 00:54:49,400
Speaker 1: Hilarious, hilarious. We need to bring that to America.

1205
00:54:49,480 --> 00:54:52,040
Speaker 2: I think they're from New York, but they were just

1206
00:54:52,080 --> 00:54:55,239
Speaker 2: there at the Fringe Festival. Then I went to the

1207
00:54:55,239 --> 00:55:00,279
Speaker 2: coolest thing the whole trip. It was called Tattoo and

1208
00:55:00,360 --> 00:55:04,640
Speaker 2: it was what I was told. It's right outside the

1209
00:55:04,719 --> 00:55:09,200
Speaker 2: castle in Edinburgh and it was gonna be bagpipe bands.

1210
00:55:09,600 --> 00:55:11,320
Speaker 1: I'm like, Okay, how fun can this be? This is

1211
00:55:11,320 --> 00:55:13,400
Speaker 1: gonna be stupid, annoying, stupid.

1212
00:55:13,800 --> 00:55:15,839
Speaker 2: I mean it's an hour and a half long. I'm like,

1213
00:55:15,960 --> 00:55:19,160
Speaker 2: how can I watch bagpipes for an hour and a half?

1214
00:55:19,440 --> 00:55:22,920
Speaker 1: How? And so we go and.

1215
00:55:22,920 --> 00:55:26,120
Speaker 2: They have the bleachers built up right outside the castle,

1216
00:55:26,800 --> 00:55:28,000
Speaker 2: the castles to my right.

1217
00:55:28,480 --> 00:55:31,160
Speaker 1: They have flames on top of the castle. The torches

1218
00:55:31,200 --> 00:55:36,920
Speaker 1: are all lit. Looks unbelievable. That sounds cool and then

1219
00:55:37,880 --> 00:55:39,040
Speaker 1: boom the music stars.

1220
00:55:40,040 --> 00:55:44,000
Speaker 2: These bagpipers come walking out of the castle and the

1221
00:55:44,040 --> 00:55:49,000
Speaker 2: beat drops and I'm thinking, oh, there's gonna be like

1222
00:55:49,120 --> 00:55:52,960
Speaker 2: twenty bagpipers. There was like a hundred, and they were

1223
00:55:53,040 --> 00:55:56,319
Speaker 2: just all different formations. They come walking out, Booo, they

1224
00:55:56,360 --> 00:55:57,919
Speaker 2: start doing all these walks.

1225
00:55:59,880 --> 00:56:00,320
Speaker 1: Nomenal.

1226
00:56:00,440 --> 00:56:03,280
Speaker 2: Great, all right, Then they brought the band. They brought

1227
00:56:03,320 --> 00:56:04,919
Speaker 2: bands from different countries out.

1228
00:56:05,000 --> 00:56:05,280
Speaker 1: Dude.

1229
00:56:05,320 --> 00:56:08,000
Speaker 2: It was like the Switzerland band. They come out with

1230
00:56:08,040 --> 00:56:09,440
Speaker 2: all these drummers.

1231
00:56:09,120 --> 00:56:11,239
Speaker 1: Ba ba ba ba ba bah blah blah blah blah

1232
00:56:11,239 --> 00:56:11,640
Speaker 1: bah bah.

1233
00:56:12,040 --> 00:56:15,359
Speaker 2: The American people that do the bayonets.

1234
00:56:16,920 --> 00:56:18,040
Speaker 1: It was a dance off.

1235
00:56:18,680 --> 00:56:20,839
Speaker 2: It wasn't even a dance off, dude. It was everybody's band,

1236
00:56:20,880 --> 00:56:22,479
Speaker 2: all these militaries from all over the world.

1237
00:56:22,600 --> 00:56:25,960
Speaker 1: So you think you can dance bagpipe edition, dude.

1238
00:56:26,719 --> 00:56:31,480
Speaker 2: It was so entertaining because bands from Poland and Switzerland

1239
00:56:31,520 --> 00:56:34,120
Speaker 2: are playing together and they're marching and they're not running

1240
00:56:34,160 --> 00:56:36,680
Speaker 2: into each other. Then they had all the bands and

1241
00:56:36,760 --> 00:56:39,399
Speaker 2: all the freaking bagpipers out there at one time, doing

1242
00:56:39,440 --> 00:56:40,759
Speaker 2: different formations dance.

1243
00:56:40,840 --> 00:56:43,120
Speaker 1: I mean it was crazy. How much did you pay

1244
00:56:43,120 --> 00:56:45,959
Speaker 1: for this? I have no idea. It was just free

1245
00:56:45,960 --> 00:56:47,000
Speaker 1: in the street. No, no, no.

1246
00:56:47,120 --> 00:56:50,520
Speaker 2: My sister in law booked the tickets, so I got

1247
00:56:50,560 --> 00:56:52,600
Speaker 2: to pay her back. I don't know how much it was,

1248
00:56:52,800 --> 00:56:55,799
Speaker 2: but it's called tattoo And I was sitting there just going,

1249
00:56:56,000 --> 00:56:57,960
Speaker 2: this is phenomenal.

1250
00:56:58,040 --> 00:57:00,600
Speaker 1: You give them a standing ovation, yes, at the end

1251
00:57:00,600 --> 00:57:00,839
Speaker 1: of your.

1252
00:57:00,760 --> 00:57:03,839
Speaker 2: Game of standing out dude, like standing freaking oh. I

1253
00:57:03,920 --> 00:57:07,200
Speaker 2: can't even explain, Like I don't even care about music,

1254
00:57:07,280 --> 00:57:10,319
Speaker 2: that's the thing, but this whole them coming marching out

1255
00:57:10,320 --> 00:57:13,520
Speaker 2: of the castles and having trumpet people up there in

1256
00:57:13,600 --> 00:57:15,799
Speaker 2: the castle like playing, and I mean it.

1257
00:57:15,760 --> 00:57:19,880
Speaker 1: Was so good. So you're saying, we have Morgan Wall

1258
00:57:19,920 --> 00:57:21,560
Speaker 1: and they have bagpipes, but.

1259
00:57:21,480 --> 00:57:23,200
Speaker 2: It was more than bagpipes. I thought it was just

1260
00:57:23,200 --> 00:57:24,040
Speaker 2: gonna be bagpipes.

1261
00:57:24,080 --> 00:57:25,160
Speaker 1: But they had.

1262
00:57:26,440 --> 00:57:29,880
Speaker 2: What other armies, like they had the I don't know

1263
00:57:29,920 --> 00:57:35,360
Speaker 2: what other armies they had, Poland, Switzerland, the USA, uh, Romania,

1264
00:57:35,440 --> 00:57:40,120
Speaker 2: maybe I don't know, it was Ukraine. Their band was there.

1265
00:57:40,160 --> 00:57:41,240
Speaker 2: I mean it was crazy.

1266
00:57:41,360 --> 00:57:44,000
Speaker 1: We have lu Combs. They have choreographed bagpipes.

1267
00:57:45,080 --> 00:57:47,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, they were doing dances and like when the USA

1268
00:57:47,840 --> 00:57:50,880
Speaker 2: bayonet people were doing there and flipping them up in

1269
00:57:50,880 --> 00:57:53,160
Speaker 2: the air and everything. There was different things they were doing.

1270
00:57:53,360 --> 00:57:54,800
Speaker 2: The crowd was getting nervous.

1271
00:57:54,920 --> 00:57:56,200
Speaker 3: No no, no, no, no no no no.

1272
00:57:56,240 --> 00:57:58,080
Speaker 2: People around me were worried they were gonna get someone

1273
00:57:58,120 --> 00:58:00,320
Speaker 2: was gonna get hurt. Like there's one time the two

1274
00:58:00,520 --> 00:58:02,880
Speaker 2: lines of the bayonets they line up across each other

1275
00:58:03,240 --> 00:58:05,400
Speaker 2: and they're throwing them back and forth to each other,

1276
00:58:06,080 --> 00:58:08,680
Speaker 2: and like the lieutenant or captain or whatever walks straight

1277
00:58:08,720 --> 00:58:10,800
Speaker 2: down the line and doesn't get hit with the bayonet.

1278
00:58:11,160 --> 00:58:12,479
Speaker 3: Oh my god, we.

1279
00:58:12,400 --> 00:58:13,920
Speaker 1: Have Luke Bryan. They have bayonets.

1280
00:58:13,960 --> 00:58:16,640
Speaker 2: The girl from London that was with us, she couldn't watch.

1281
00:58:16,640 --> 00:58:19,800
Speaker 1: She was so nervous. I'm telling you, it was so

1282
00:58:20,360 --> 00:58:26,040
Speaker 1: freaking good. We have Shobboozi. They have synchronized bagpipes. Yeah,

1283
00:58:26,360 --> 00:58:27,040
Speaker 1: that was my trip.

1284
00:58:27,080 --> 00:58:30,040
Speaker 2: Man, hit some pubs, hit some good restaurants. I saw

1285
00:58:30,080 --> 00:58:33,280
Speaker 2: some bad shows too, Like the last one we watched,

1286
00:58:33,320 --> 00:58:35,800
Speaker 2: there was this guy it was like three stand up comedians.

1287
00:58:36,360 --> 00:58:38,560
Speaker 1: What's with all these people over there thinking they're comedians?

1288
00:58:39,160 --> 00:58:40,960
Speaker 2: Well, it was an arts festival, dude, I don't know.

1289
00:58:41,280 --> 00:58:42,840
Speaker 2: I don't know anything about this. I don't know how

1290
00:58:42,880 --> 00:58:44,600
Speaker 2: you get. I don't know anything about it. I just

1291
00:58:44,640 --> 00:58:45,760
Speaker 2: know I was there. It was happening.

1292
00:58:45,760 --> 00:58:47,320
Speaker 1: So we went to some of the things. Well, I

1293
00:58:47,320 --> 00:58:49,520
Speaker 1: can tell you right now, their humor isn't going to translate.

1294
00:58:49,840 --> 00:58:52,080
Speaker 2: Well, there was one there was it was like they're

1295
00:58:52,080 --> 00:58:55,240
Speaker 2: gonna do comedy and then a psychia therapist is gonna

1296
00:58:55,520 --> 00:58:58,480
Speaker 2: like talk to them and like analyze them.

1297
00:58:58,600 --> 00:59:00,120
Speaker 1: Not funny.

1298
00:59:00,800 --> 00:59:03,600
Speaker 2: I kind of agree, because I was like well, they're

1299
00:59:03,600 --> 00:59:05,160
Speaker 2: just doing a job, so it's not really you know

1300
00:59:05,160 --> 00:59:07,920
Speaker 2: what I mean, they're just telling jokes. And so the

1301
00:59:07,920 --> 00:59:11,040
Speaker 2: one guy gets up there. He was from Australia. He

1302
00:59:11,120 --> 00:59:13,760
Speaker 2: was funny, actually funny, jokes were funny.

1303
00:59:13,880 --> 00:59:14,479
Speaker 1: He was good.

1304
00:59:14,640 --> 00:59:18,200
Speaker 2: It was very togs like this just kind of you

1305
00:59:18,240 --> 00:59:20,800
Speaker 2: know how you guys doing Like he was very funny.

1306
00:59:21,080 --> 00:59:22,920
Speaker 2: Next guy comes up, his name was Mark. He was

1307
00:59:22,960 --> 00:59:26,200
Speaker 2: not funny at all. He was terrible. It was very awkward,

1308
00:59:27,240 --> 00:59:29,240
Speaker 2: like I was just like, get this guy up to stage,

1309
00:59:29,280 --> 00:59:32,720
Speaker 2: like it's so bad, like no one's laughing. And he

1310
00:59:32,720 --> 00:59:35,680
Speaker 2: even said it during the like when the therapist was

1311
00:59:35,720 --> 00:59:38,560
Speaker 2: like talking about He's like, well that's the most someone

1312
00:59:38,560 --> 00:59:46,480
Speaker 2: gave me a clap all night. And then the woman,

1313
00:59:46,720 --> 00:59:48,840
Speaker 2: the other the last comedian, she was not funny. I

1314
00:59:48,840 --> 00:59:50,560
Speaker 2: didn't think I didn't think she was very funny. And

1315
00:59:50,560 --> 00:59:53,360
Speaker 2: it was just like okay, and then they all three

1316
00:59:53,440 --> 00:59:55,600
Speaker 2: sat up there and the guy gave him you know,

1317
00:59:55,640 --> 01:00:00,400
Speaker 2: analysis and whatever, and it was kind of awkward. It

1318
01:00:00,480 --> 01:00:02,120
Speaker 2: was a rough one to end on. But hey, it

1319
01:00:02,160 --> 01:00:03,480
Speaker 2: was a good trip, man, good trip.

1320
01:00:04,320 --> 01:00:07,520
Speaker 1: See I didn't know arts festival means comedy festival, Well

1321
01:00:07,600 --> 01:00:12,960
Speaker 1: was comedy. It is an art. Yeah, plays, they love

1322
01:00:13,040 --> 01:00:15,400
Speaker 1: their plays over there, and name me one play you

1323
01:00:15,400 --> 01:00:19,920
Speaker 1: could watch it. But Chuck Wicks and his Circus smircus

1324
01:00:19,960 --> 01:00:22,880
Speaker 1: that he does where he dances on a trampoline every

1325
01:00:22,920 --> 01:00:23,520
Speaker 1: Friday night.

1326
01:00:23,600 --> 01:00:27,320
Speaker 2: Well, I wouldn't even say, like the the the Dave

1327
01:00:27,360 --> 01:00:31,080
Speaker 2: and Katie get married remarried. I would think that's more

1328
01:00:31,120 --> 01:00:33,640
Speaker 2: of a skit, more of like uh Esther Fowley's you

1329
01:00:33,680 --> 01:00:35,520
Speaker 2: know what I mean, like where it's like jokes and

1330
01:00:35,560 --> 01:00:38,840
Speaker 2: funny and they wrote funny songs and they it was

1331
01:00:38,840 --> 01:00:39,640
Speaker 2: really entertaining.

1332
01:00:39,680 --> 01:00:41,920
Speaker 1: Do we need to perform because what you're telling me

1333
01:00:41,960 --> 01:00:45,240
Speaker 1: is there's something besides music that people are entertained by. Yeah,

1334
01:00:45,280 --> 01:00:46,880
Speaker 1: and Nashville doesn't have that right now.

1335
01:00:47,080 --> 01:00:50,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was great. And then I went to one

1336
01:00:51,480 --> 01:00:56,880
Speaker 2: and it was uh some guy it was, and he

1337
01:00:57,000 --> 01:01:00,600
Speaker 2: was just just him for an hour and he acted

1338
01:01:00,600 --> 01:01:03,840
Speaker 2: out four different people and he was so freaking.

1339
01:01:03,520 --> 01:01:06,840
Speaker 1: Good, so good. What was his name? I don't know,

1340
01:01:07,680 --> 01:01:09,920
Speaker 1: no idea. It was like, I'll tell you, I can

1341
01:01:09,960 --> 01:01:11,480
Speaker 1: tell you the name of the play what it was.

1342
01:01:11,520 --> 01:01:14,440
Speaker 1: Actually it was like the Kevin harda Glass Now, No.

1343
01:01:14,560 --> 01:01:18,560
Speaker 2: He was from Australia too. Let me see what. Let

1344
01:01:18,560 --> 01:01:20,840
Speaker 2: me go here we go. I'll tell you if it

1345
01:01:20,920 --> 01:01:26,800
Speaker 2: pulls up in time my planner history, it was called

1346
01:01:31,680 --> 01:01:34,880
Speaker 2: why is it not showing up? A highly Nope, that's

1347
01:01:34,920 --> 01:01:37,440
Speaker 2: not that's not it.

1348
01:01:37,440 --> 01:01:40,160
Speaker 1: It didn't show up. Oh you know why?

1349
01:01:40,360 --> 01:01:46,280
Speaker 2: Oh no, that's not it. It didn't show up because

1350
01:01:46,800 --> 01:01:48,280
Speaker 2: I think my sister in law bought the tickets. But

1351
01:01:48,320 --> 01:01:51,000
Speaker 2: I did see one where this guy he did a

1352
01:01:51,040 --> 01:01:53,680
Speaker 2: whole hour of him doing drawings on an overhead.

1353
01:01:53,360 --> 01:01:56,880
Speaker 1: Projector I'm guessing that bomb.

1354
01:01:57,360 --> 01:01:58,959
Speaker 2: It was not bad, but it was kind of weird

1355
01:01:59,000 --> 01:01:59,800
Speaker 2: at the same time.

1356
01:02:01,840 --> 01:02:04,320
Speaker 1: Here at a city park watching a guy tell jokes

1357
01:02:04,320 --> 01:02:07,960
Speaker 1: on an overhead projector Yeah, what do they think is

1358
01:02:08,000 --> 01:02:10,280
Speaker 1: funny over there? Dude? I don't know, man, they would

1359
01:02:10,520 --> 01:02:15,280
Speaker 1: they would think the convention was freaking Shane Gillis. Yeah.

1360
01:02:16,000 --> 01:02:18,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, her name is Nina Conti. Whose face is it?

1361
01:02:18,640 --> 01:02:19,040
Speaker 1: Anyway?

1362
01:02:19,320 --> 01:02:24,880
Speaker 2: Absolutely laugh out loud, hysterical choke slam, phenomenal tattoo tattoo.

1363
01:02:25,240 --> 01:02:28,640
Speaker 1: Gosh, that was great. That was my trip. Man. Can

1364
01:02:28,640 --> 01:02:31,280
Speaker 1: I hear by yours? Yeah, I'll tell you next week.

1365
01:02:31,120 --> 01:02:35,240
Speaker 2: Okay, and hey, yeah we're gonna do uh yeah yeah.

1366
01:02:35,720 --> 01:02:36,960
Speaker 2: When does football start? Man?

1367
01:02:37,760 --> 01:02:39,440
Speaker 1: I don't even know when the first game is you

1368
01:02:39,560 --> 01:02:40,400
Speaker 1: got a couple of weeks.

1369
01:02:40,440 --> 01:02:42,320
Speaker 2: All right, you guys have a great Monday.

1370
01:02:42,400 --> 01:02:47,960
Speaker 1: Sorry? Man, uh was that boring? That was actually packed?

1371
01:02:48,000 --> 01:02:50,760
Speaker 1: I actually loved how you started with the return flight.

1372
01:02:51,760 --> 01:02:53,560
Speaker 1: That's an interesting way to tell a story.

1373
01:02:55,040 --> 01:02:57,080
Speaker 2: Well, I didn't mean to do you ask me when

1374
01:02:57,080 --> 01:02:57,600
Speaker 2: I got back?

1375
01:02:57,840 --> 01:03:00,920
Speaker 1: Right, so right, so right, man. Sorry we didn't get

1376
01:03:00,920 --> 01:03:03,680
Speaker 1: to your staycation. Man, I don't even hold you. It's

1377
01:03:03,720 --> 01:03:05,400
Speaker 1: a low light. The yours was the highlight.

1378
01:03:05,480 --> 01:03:06,880
Speaker 2: I don't even know mine was highlight. I don't even

1379
01:03:06,880 --> 01:03:07,880
Speaker 2: know if I did anything that great.

1380
01:03:08,000 --> 01:03:13,800
Speaker 1: That was good? Okay? Does your wife think that? Do

1381
01:03:14,080 --> 01:03:17,000
Speaker 1: you guys the same? On humor or would some of

1382
01:03:17,040 --> 01:03:19,280
Speaker 1: it like? Because my humor's totally different than my wife.

1383
01:03:19,440 --> 01:03:21,360
Speaker 1: I think my wife would think all that stuff was stupid.

1384
01:03:21,560 --> 01:03:24,560
Speaker 2: I would know, would know, she wouldn't have There was

1385
01:03:24,600 --> 01:03:26,000
Speaker 2: one point during my life.

1386
01:03:25,920 --> 01:03:27,880
Speaker 1: Is not gonna sit and watch a guy drawn and

1387
01:03:27,960 --> 01:03:30,959
Speaker 1: overhead projector and think that's funny. I'm sorry my wife

1388
01:03:30,960 --> 01:03:34,080
Speaker 1: didn't like that, exactly, my wife.

1389
01:03:34,080 --> 01:03:36,840
Speaker 2: There was a point at when David and Katie get remarried,

1390
01:03:38,640 --> 01:03:40,479
Speaker 2: and these are all like little forty five minute, fifty

1391
01:03:40,480 --> 01:03:42,280
Speaker 2: five minute shows, like it's not like we're sitting there

1392
01:03:42,280 --> 01:03:42,920
Speaker 2: for three hours.

1393
01:03:42,960 --> 01:03:44,880
Speaker 1: That's about forty minutes too long. But okay.

1394
01:03:45,240 --> 01:03:48,200
Speaker 2: There was a point during that show or skit, whatever

1395
01:03:48,200 --> 01:03:52,080
Speaker 2: you want to call it, where she almost was doing

1396
01:03:52,120 --> 01:03:55,000
Speaker 2: her uncontrollable laugh, like they were looking at her from

1397
01:03:55,000 --> 01:03:56,360
Speaker 2: the stage and they asked her, are you okay?

1398
01:03:56,640 --> 01:03:59,760
Speaker 1: Really? Yes? Okay? Wow?

1399
01:04:00,160 --> 01:04:03,600
Speaker 2: They they are you okay? And me and her sister

1400
01:04:03,760 --> 01:04:06,000
Speaker 2: know that laugh, and we're like, oh, here we go.

1401
01:04:07,040 --> 01:04:09,240
Speaker 2: She's not gonna be able to stop. She's not gonna

1402
01:04:09,240 --> 01:04:09,960
Speaker 2: be able to stop.

1403
01:04:11,520 --> 01:04:12,520
Speaker 1: Oh it was.

1404
01:04:12,720 --> 01:04:16,520
Speaker 2: It was great, man, it was great, great time. The

1405
01:04:16,560 --> 01:04:21,320
Speaker 2: pubs were great, some cool pubs in Edinburgh. Everything was

1406
01:04:21,360 --> 01:04:23,200
Speaker 2: old and then Edinburgh is so cool.

1407
01:04:23,360 --> 01:04:26,520
Speaker 1: Sounds like a lot of talent. You truck drivers are interested,

1408
01:04:27,320 --> 01:04:32,680
Speaker 1: crack for guys, a lot of crops to plow man.

1409
01:04:32,760 --> 01:04:33,840
Speaker 1: Have a good Monday, guys.

1410
01:04:34,280 --> 01:04:39,000
Speaker 2: Sorry, I hogged, I hogged that whole hour. I apologize,

1411
01:04:39,040 --> 01:04:43,880
Speaker 2: but yeah, I'd vote London sucks, Scotland fantastic. That's my

1412
01:04:43,960 --> 01:04:44,600
Speaker 2: final review.

1413
01:04:46,160 --> 01:04:46,400
Speaker 1: Yeah,