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Speaker 1: Jubils Dirty Little Secret the new heads of one six

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Speaker 1: by one. I hope you guys are ready to get

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Speaker 1: pumped up. Yeah, always ready, because it's hard not to

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Speaker 1: be hype with who's on the phone right now? It's

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Speaker 1: time for dirty little secret? Remember texting four one O

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Speaker 1: six one. If you have a dirty little secret, you

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Speaker 1: can tell it on the show. We always keep everybody anonymous.

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Speaker 1: We don't even ask what your name is. And on

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Speaker 1: the phone right now Richard Simmons. Whoa fitness guru, you know,

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Speaker 1: short shorts, tan, little body, curly, hairy. Yeah, okay, Richard

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Speaker 1: Simmons is on the phone to tell us a dirty

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Speaker 1: little secret. What's up? Richard Simmons, Hey, what's up? Not

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Speaker 1: much so putting out much material lately. Yeah, still working out,

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Speaker 1: running around, don confetti on people or whatever you do.

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Speaker 1: Oh for sure, tons of confetti. Deal emal, I think

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Speaker 1: he did the deal emial thing. That's a really old reference.

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Speaker 1: Are you now, Richard Simmons? Yeah, sixty, you're seventy two.

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Speaker 1: Seventy two, you're seventy two. Enough about you and at

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Speaker 1: your age, Richard Simmons, you're calling in and tells your

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Speaker 1: dirty little secrets. So what is your dirty little secret? Oh,

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Speaker 1: my dirty little secret is I flirt with guys who

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Speaker 1: liked me to get them to do stuff for me.

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Speaker 1: I feel like every woman does that. You just described

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Speaker 1: how the world was. Yeah, you describe why dudes have jobs.

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Speaker 1: What are some things that you've gotten guys to do

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Speaker 1: for you? Uh, change my tires, oil light bulbs, run

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Speaker 1: errands sometimes? Right? It sounds like she said this before.

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Speaker 1: Are you sure this is a secret? Yeah? Yeah, So

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Speaker 1: you basically have personal assistance by flirting with dudes. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I mean I don't initiate the flirting. So okay, well

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Speaker 1: you know that that guys expects stuff in return. Well,

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Speaker 1: but most guys are stupid, and there'll keep doing it

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Speaker 1: and doing it and doing it and doing it, and

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Speaker 1: it takes probably about four or five years, and they'll

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Speaker 1: be like, oh, I don't think you ever gonna touch me. No. Actually,

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Speaker 1: a lot of guys just go for it. Really, they

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Speaker 1: make a move at some point, So you get moves

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Speaker 1: made on you at all. Yeah, I mean some tribes,

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Speaker 1: but I turn them down every times. Right, I mean,

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Speaker 1: do you have any idea of how to do these

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Speaker 1: things on your own? Though? Like change your light bulb

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Speaker 1: and stuff. So I actually know how to do all

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Speaker 1: of that stuff, probably way better than these guys do.

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Speaker 1: But you know, it's more free time. You have all

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Speaker 1: the skills to do all the things that you're having

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Speaker 1: guys do for you by flirting with them. You just

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Speaker 1: don't want to do it. Yeah, for sure, Why do

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Speaker 1: it if I don't have to? If they're doing errands

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Speaker 1: for you and things like that, are like, is any

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Speaker 1: of them giving you money to Yeah? Are you flirting

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Speaker 1: with them to get cash? Pay some bills? They haven't

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Speaker 1: dolla dolla bills y'all. I haven't tried that one, but

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Speaker 1: I have saved money on gas. It sounds like these

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Speaker 1: guys would do and some light bulbs. It sounds like

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Speaker 1: these guys would do anything for you. So I would

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Speaker 1: upgrade your games, Yeah, I would definitely. No, I don't

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Speaker 1: want to use them. You are using them, Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: mean I think that's still using them, but you know,

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Speaker 1: like not really like I'm not using them using them,

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Speaker 1: I'm just like having them do things for me to

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Speaker 1: help me. Yeah, And you're not like paying them to

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Speaker 1: do the things for you, You're having them do it

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Speaker 1: by flirting with them. Yeah. Yeah, Okay, well I think

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Speaker 1: everybody in this room can agree. What is that called

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Speaker 1: using oh the Jewels Show, Well, that just goes to

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Speaker 1: show you women can get anything from thirsty dudes. And

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Speaker 1: speaking of thirsty dudes, yeah, follow Alex online. I'm a

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Speaker 1: thirsty dude. No thirsty dudes would want to follow you

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Speaker 1: because you're Aline. I'mline. I guess that didn't really make

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Speaker 1: my point. Yeah, I'm a thirsty dude for Alex follow

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Speaker 1: me online. I do follow her, but at that dreas.

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Speaker 1: If you want to follow Alex at that drea is.

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Speaker 1: If you want to follow me, it's at Jewel Fresh.

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Speaker 1: If you want to follow me, it's at Evan on

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Speaker 1: the radio. And also you can just follow the show

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Speaker 1: at the Jewel Show. Sorry to be so confusing about

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Speaker 1: the thirsty dude this thing. There are a lot of

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Speaker 1: thirsty dudes, but I'm definitely not one of them. What's

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Speaker 1: your dirty little secret.