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Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frame on the twenties.

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Speaker 2: Hello.

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Speaker 3: Hi, my name is Portugal Stephens. I'm a general manager

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Speaker 3: at the International House of Pancakes and I was looking

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Speaker 3: for Sadie Blank.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, this is she.

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Speaker 3: Hi Sadi Portugal Stephens here.

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Speaker 4: Hi.

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Speaker 2: What is the reason for this call?

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Speaker 1: I don't know if you heard what I said.

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Speaker 3: I'm the general manager of the International House of Pancakes,

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Speaker 3: the ihop that you and your friends seem to come

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Speaker 3: to every single Sunday.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, I mean we've been going for years,

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Speaker 4: Like I mean, it's such a tradition since high school.

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Speaker 2: It's like very special for all of us. Right, was

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Speaker 2: there a problem with the payment last week?

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Speaker 4: Is that what you're calling?

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Speaker 1: No, no problem at all with the payment.

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Speaker 3: The reason for this phone call is to let you

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Speaker 3: know that you are no longer allowed in our establishment.

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Speaker 3: So you are officially exiled from the International House of Pancakes,

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Speaker 3: if that makes sense. So sorry about that, but thank

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Speaker 3: you very much for your business. I'm glad you have

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Speaker 3: those memories.

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Speaker 2: No no, no, wait a second, like, what's happening right?

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Speaker 3: And yes, so I'm going to go ahead and ask

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Speaker 3: you not to use the word we because your friends

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Speaker 3: are fine, it's just you.

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Speaker 1: They can't come back.

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Speaker 4: Oh oh wait, I like this makes no sense at all,

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Speaker 4: Like I paid, like I've been going for.

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Speaker 3: Years, Like right, yes, And we've been tracking your syrup

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Speaker 3: consumption for years. You use far too much syrup, So

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Speaker 3: we're losing money because of you.

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Speaker 1: So you're no longer allowed.

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Speaker 4: In the red.

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Speaker 2: But I don't know if you're stealing syrup.

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Speaker 4: It's like on the table and I'm using like a

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Speaker 4: regular amount.

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Speaker 1: You know you're using way more than a regular amount.

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Speaker 3: I've worked at the International House Pancakes for a long time,

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Speaker 3: and I can tell you you use more syrup than

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Speaker 3: anybody I've ever seen. I don't know if you're also

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Speaker 3: stealing the syrup. That's another concern of mine.

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Speaker 4: No, no, like this like what No, you don't you

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Speaker 4: don't understand. I've been going for years. I'm not stealing,

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Speaker 4: Like I think you're mistaking me for someone else.

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Speaker 3: I have a feeling that if I were to come

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Speaker 3: to your house right now, if I were to come

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Speaker 3: to your house and look in your cupboards, I'd probably

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Speaker 3: see bottles and bottles and bottles of our syrup, wouldn't I.

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Speaker 4: And that is insane. You can't just like call me

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Speaker 4: and say that I'm stealing anything without any crew. Do

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Speaker 4: you know what this type.

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Speaker 2: Of accusation is.

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Speaker 1: It's insane.

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Speaker 4: You have no proof at all.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if you're stealing it. Okay.

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Speaker 3: I actually had to let one of our servers, Margaret

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Speaker 3: go today because she refused to cut you off.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, mm hmm.

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Speaker 4: Your girls in shame. That lady is like eighty years old.

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Speaker 4: She's just too wet. It the winnest lady. Don't ever

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Speaker 4: eat in your lives well, and.

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Speaker 1: She's probably going to need a place to live.

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Speaker 3: If you like her so much, she might be able

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Speaker 3: to come stay with you because she would not cut

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Speaker 3: you off from using too much syrup at my International

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Speaker 3: House of Pancakes, and she had to be let go.

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Speaker 1: I don't care if she's eighty, she's got a job

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Speaker 1: to do.

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Speaker 4: No, you're patronizing, horrible man.

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Speaker 2: Just because you're a general manager.

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Speaker 4: Like that doesn't mean anything. I am coming there on Sunday,

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Speaker 4: it's my right as customer.

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Speaker 3: Well, no, you're not, because you're banned from the International

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Speaker 3: House of Pancakes because you use too much syrup.

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Speaker 1: So not in my house. I'm so sorry about.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you're a general manager and I'm a general customer.

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Speaker 4: And guess what I'm.

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Speaker 2: Gonna be there on Sunday.

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Speaker 4: You you're a you're oh my god, you're insane. You're

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Speaker 4: a manager. Guess what at a diner. Guess why I'm

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Speaker 4: gonna get you fired?

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Speaker 2: Diner boy.

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Speaker 3: I'm sorry. Did you just call me diner boy?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah I did, because you're a diner boy. Okay, okay,

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Speaker 4: diner boy. Oh you know. And then you know what

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna do. I'm gonna go to the corporate office

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Speaker 4: and let them know that this boys, this boy trying

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Speaker 4: no ban me from using syrup? For using too much syrup?

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Speaker 4: What are you laughing at? Diner boys?

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Speaker 3: A small No, I'm laughing because this is actually Double

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Speaker 3: from the Jewbil Show doing a phone prank on you

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Speaker 3: and your friend joe An set you up.

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Speaker 1: It's a joke.

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Speaker 4: Oh oh my god. I feel like I'm gonna have

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Speaker 4: a heart attached.

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Speaker 3: She said that you guys get like brunched together every

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Speaker 3: Sunday at the I hop for since high school and

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Speaker 3: wanted made a banu from the restaurant and see how

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Speaker 3: you'd react.

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Speaker 4: So oh, my god. Yeah, we've been going since like

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Speaker 4: we were.

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Speaker 2: Freshman in high school and it's oh, now get now,

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Speaker 2: Like I will use the way to.

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Speaker 1: Wake up every morning with double phone pranks, we say

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Speaker 1: mornings on.

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Speaker 4: This one is