WEBVTT - Emergency Intercom Is A Sociological Study Conducted By The CIA 0:00:24.079 --> 0:00:27.240 Oh wait, no, that was the Fiona Apple ship I 0:00:27.280 --> 0:00:29.400 was trying to do. It just came out way better. 0:00:29.680 --> 0:00:32.960 You know. At the end of she starts fucking screaming, 0:00:33.600 --> 0:00:34.519 Oh my god, my god, I. 0:00:35.200 --> 0:00:37.800 Want you to love me. Yea vegetable Cutters. 0:00:38.720 --> 0:00:40.879 No, I said vegetable cutters. That it sounds like I 0:00:40.920 --> 0:00:44.880 said vegetable cutters Fianna Apple's album Vegetable Cutters. It makes 0:00:44.880 --> 0:00:46.600 sense because her last name is Apple. 0:00:48.920 --> 0:00:49.960 I'm gonna fucking hit you. 0:00:50.040 --> 0:00:52.040 Okay, So we've talked about this before, but I just 0:00:52.040 --> 0:00:54.040 need to bring it up again because I just had 0:00:54.120 --> 0:00:56.960 a new addition onto why it's gross when men don't 0:00:57.080 --> 0:00:58.440 wash their hands after they pee. 0:00:58.560 --> 0:01:00.960 Okay, wait, let me let me preface the story. So 0:01:01.640 --> 0:01:05.040 I went to the bathroom right before we recorded, and 0:01:05.880 --> 0:01:08.640 I had washed my hands because I had dust from 0:01:08.640 --> 0:01:10.839 my hands because I got out my three DS because 0:01:10.840 --> 0:01:13.560 I'm giving it to my nephew for Christmas. Blah blah 0:01:13.600 --> 0:01:15.200 blah blah blah. And I was like, I don't want 0:01:15.200 --> 0:01:17.839 fucking dust all over my fingers. That's nasty. And then 0:01:18.040 --> 0:01:19.640 I came back in here and I was like, oh wait, 0:01:19.800 --> 0:01:23.959 I actually need to pee. So I went pee and 0:01:24.200 --> 0:01:26.920 water from my hands had splashed on the toilet bowl 0:01:26.959 --> 0:01:28.800 lid when I washed it, and I was like, I'm 0:01:28.840 --> 0:01:31.400 not getting down there to fucking wipe that water off 0:01:31.440 --> 0:01:34.080 the toilet bowl lid. It's literally fucking soap water, like 0:01:34.120 --> 0:01:36.240 it's not going to affect anybody. So I was like, 0:01:36.480 --> 0:01:38.399 I'm not gonna wipe that off. And so I came 0:01:38.440 --> 0:01:40.959 back in here and I was like, FYI, guys, I 0:01:41.120 --> 0:01:43.920 just peeded, but it's water from my hands when I 0:01:44.240 --> 0:01:47.600 washed my hands, not piss on the toilet bowl seat. 0:01:47.840 --> 0:01:49.880 And then I was like, and but you said it. 0:01:49.920 --> 0:01:51.600 You were like, oh, from when I washed my hands 0:01:51.600 --> 0:01:52.480 before I peened. 0:01:52.560 --> 0:01:56.680 Yeah, And then I was like, okay, but did you 0:01:56.760 --> 0:01:57.960 wash your hands like after you peede? 0:01:57.960 --> 0:01:59.520 I'm confused, Like why did you wash your hands. 0:01:59.600 --> 0:02:02.240 I don't have a dirty dick, I don't here, I 0:02:02.240 --> 0:02:04.240 don't have a dirty penis. I don't have to wash 0:02:04.240 --> 0:02:04.840 my hands. 0:02:04.960 --> 0:02:06.559 Men literally don't wipe. 0:02:06.600 --> 0:02:09.840 And I know that fucking wiener drips in your fucking undies, 0:02:09.880 --> 0:02:11.359 so you have pissy undies. 0:02:11.400 --> 0:02:13.440 You have pissy undies and your wiener goes. 0:02:13.480 --> 0:02:15.920 Every man has pissy undies, So. 0:02:15.960 --> 0:02:17.760 Okay, but that's what I'm saying is like that adds 0:02:17.760 --> 0:02:19.520 so why you should be washing hands, because each time 0:02:19.560 --> 0:02:22.520 you fucking grab your grubbing, nasty wiener, you have to 0:02:22.560 --> 0:02:27.160 dig through your fucking crusted over peepe like calcium fied 0:02:27.560 --> 0:02:29.800 underwear to grab your calcium wiener. 0:02:30.160 --> 0:02:31.639 And then also before we. 0:02:31.600 --> 0:02:35.160 Started, jerisiting here like this, like literally like touching the 0:02:35.240 --> 0:02:36.360 fuck out of its fouth. 0:02:36.560 --> 0:02:38.400 No, I was pulling my nose down so I can 0:02:38.480 --> 0:02:40.880 smell my mustache. It's a thing. 0:02:41.160 --> 0:02:44.080 And then he said he said it smelled like ricotta cheese. 0:02:44.080 --> 0:02:46.200 And then he was like, I didn't say anything. He gus, 0:02:46.680 --> 0:02:49.399 I was kidding, like I got it there. 0:02:49.760 --> 0:02:56.160 It doesn't smell like ricotta cheese. It smells like fucking diptique. Yeah, sure, yeah, 0:02:56.280 --> 0:02:57.880 it does smell my mustache. 0:02:57.960 --> 0:03:03.839 Noskay, I know somebody has stinking breath. 0:03:03.880 --> 0:03:05.880 Their mustache was like fucking shit. 0:03:06.080 --> 0:03:07.320 Like not mine, couldn't be me. 0:03:11.280 --> 0:03:11.800 Uh. 0:03:12.200 --> 0:03:14.919 One time when we were younger, my brother ate a 0:03:14.960 --> 0:03:17.320 big Mac and he said that his upper lip smelled 0:03:17.360 --> 0:03:19.480 like big Mac for two weeks and he was freaking know. 0:03:19.680 --> 0:03:21.600 The thing is is that has stuck with me ever 0:03:21.639 --> 0:03:23.760 since you told me that story. That has stuck with 0:03:23.800 --> 0:03:26.480 me since then. And I am actually petrified to eat 0:03:27.320 --> 0:03:29.760 big Macs because every time I eat them, I just 0:03:30.000 --> 0:03:32.640 have this like I smell the odor that a big 0:03:32.680 --> 0:03:36.000 Mac creates, and it's like, I don't know how that's appetizing, 0:03:36.040 --> 0:03:38.760 but somehow it is. But it stinks like fucking shit 0:03:38.960 --> 0:03:41.800 and like farm turns or something I don't know, and 0:03:41.840 --> 0:03:45.200 like it stains. It really does stain your skin if 0:03:45.200 --> 0:03:47.480 you get it on your fingers. Smell your fingers after 0:03:47.480 --> 0:03:49.240 a big Mac three days later and you'll smell the 0:03:49.240 --> 0:03:50.640 fucking special supersle. 0:03:50.880 --> 0:03:53.560 I feel like I have to burn my fingers after. 0:03:53.400 --> 0:03:56.480 Like eating they like so many onions in goddamn Chipotle. 0:03:56.520 --> 0:03:58.400 It is literally dangerous. 0:03:58.440 --> 0:04:00.440 Some of the bleach cleaner on our counter and like 0:04:00.520 --> 0:04:02.760 not use gloves and just get my fingers coated in it. 0:04:02.920 --> 0:04:05.560 And even then, if your nails are long enough, the. 0:04:05.560 --> 0:04:08.200 Scent seeps under your nails and it just stays there, 0:04:08.400 --> 0:04:10.680 like it gets like you know how calcium are, or. 0:04:10.680 --> 0:04:13.720 Like a viole amount of onions, Yeah, viole. 0:04:13.680 --> 0:04:15.240 Like you know how Like I was saying the other day, 0:04:15.280 --> 0:04:16.359 I was like, oh, I need to just get a 0:04:16.400 --> 0:04:19.560 new ki like litter box because Azul's piss has like 0:04:19.839 --> 0:04:22.880 entered the plastic. That's what I think Chipotle onions does 0:04:22.880 --> 0:04:25.880 to my nail best, like my actual like hard nails, 0:04:25.920 --> 0:04:28.560 Like the heat of the bowl while I'm eating and 0:04:28.600 --> 0:04:29.200 like grabbing the. 0:04:29.160 --> 0:04:30.240 Tortilla and stuff. 0:04:30.440 --> 0:04:33.040 It expands my nail bed from the heat so like 0:04:33.120 --> 0:04:34.480 it opens up layers so. 0:04:34.360 --> 0:04:35.680 That the gets go in. 0:04:35.800 --> 0:04:36.960 Yeah, and then I. 0:04:37.000 --> 0:04:38.599 Just have stinky fucking fingers. 0:04:38.680 --> 0:04:45.120 Yeah, I know, yeah, right, right, right right right. I 0:04:45.200 --> 0:04:48.000 had something to say to add to this conversation, and 0:04:48.040 --> 0:04:53.599 then I started thinking about the inevitable takeover of AI, 0:04:54.240 --> 0:04:57.160 and I genuinely was like, how do I segue into this? 0:04:57.200 --> 0:04:59.279 But there is no segue and it's just terrifying and 0:04:59.320 --> 0:05:03.640 there's nothing we can do. And your creative job is 0:05:03.760 --> 0:05:08.839 going to be obsolete soon because also that whole never mind. 0:05:08.839 --> 0:05:10.960 Oh the picture thing where you can put your picture 0:05:10.960 --> 0:05:11.440 in it, Like. 0:05:12.279 --> 0:05:17.520 Those things are a scam, like. 0:05:15.760 --> 0:05:19.080 To like for a psychological psychological operation. 0:05:19.200 --> 0:05:19.279 Bro. 0:05:19.600 --> 0:05:24.440 No, but it literally is stolen artwork from Devian Art, 0:05:24.520 --> 0:05:26.279 is what I've been seeing. I don't know if that's 0:05:26.320 --> 0:05:29.440 like real, but from what I've been seeing, it's like 0:05:29.760 --> 0:05:37.840 their databases use Deviant Art as like I just started 0:05:39.360 --> 0:05:41.400 and didn't realize, but. 0:05:41.440 --> 0:05:43.000 It's a foundation. 0:05:43.480 --> 0:05:46.640 Yeah yeah, and so like all those like drawing pictures 0:05:46.640 --> 0:05:50.560 are just derivative from like this defiant. 0:05:50.120 --> 0:05:54.120 Art also, although somebody could say that like Instagram and 0:05:54.160 --> 0:05:56.359 every other app is like data mining and like just 0:05:56.400 --> 0:05:58.599 taking our pictures and like selling them and like doing 0:05:58.600 --> 0:06:00.520 weird things with them. Like for some reason, when it 0:06:00.560 --> 0:06:02.400 comes to something like that, I'm like, once I'm on 0:06:02.480 --> 0:06:05.000 Safari uploading an image, it's a wrap. 0:06:05.040 --> 0:06:08.359 Actually, like I don't even know if it's on a website, 0:06:08.400 --> 0:06:09.080 but do you know what I mean? 0:06:09.160 --> 0:06:13.159 Like you hit something in it that apple things like 0:06:13.320 --> 0:06:15.760 used camera or like upload image. 0:06:15.839 --> 0:06:18.160 I'm like, you're not getting. 0:06:17.800 --> 0:06:20.920 Access to my fucking folders right now, because you know 0:06:20.960 --> 0:06:22.839 you have to scroll through for the good picture of 0:06:22.839 --> 0:06:24.200 yourself that you want to put in there. 0:06:24.360 --> 0:06:25.400 So that fucking. 0:06:25.080 --> 0:06:27.640 Website is seeing all your photos, it's seeing your kouchie's 0:06:27.640 --> 0:06:28.400 seeing your tits. 0:06:28.520 --> 0:06:29.480 Yeah, we'll think about this. 0:06:29.720 --> 0:06:32.240 We got to put a pair of tits in that thing, like, yeah, let's. 0:06:32.080 --> 0:06:36.160 See what happens. Let's see what happens. The web browser 0:06:36.320 --> 0:06:39.720 used within TikTok app can track every keystroke made on 0:06:39.800 --> 0:06:44.320 its user's phone. That's fucking terrifying, like we're all key logged. 0:06:44.320 --> 0:06:45.640 We're all key logged. 0:06:45.320 --> 0:06:46.200 Outside of the app. 0:06:46.440 --> 0:06:49.000 I think that's what it's saying. New York Times said 0:06:49.000 --> 0:06:51.279 it can track every keystroke in the phone. 0:06:51.600 --> 0:06:55.640 Well, I'm not on anything Instagram anymore, which does make 0:06:55.720 --> 0:06:59.040 me so out of the loop, Like I literally don't. 0:06:58.800 --> 0:07:02.840 Know anything, no idea what is going on anymore, which 0:07:02.880 --> 0:07:03.800 is kind of nice, but. 0:07:03.880 --> 0:07:05.520 I do all the only things I know is like 0:07:05.560 --> 0:07:06.320 with the thing like that. 0:07:06.520 --> 0:07:08.640 I'm also signed up for Apple News, but it's like 0:07:09.279 --> 0:07:13.480 not like to my abide, it'll be like nuclear missiles 0:07:13.480 --> 0:07:17.640 and I'm like, God, swipe up, there's nothing new, and 0:07:17.640 --> 0:07:18.520 I'm like, I gotta put my. 0:07:18.480 --> 0:07:19.840 Phone down and go to Fortnite right now. 0:07:19.880 --> 0:07:22.440 I recently made, I think, the best purchase I've ever 0:07:22.520 --> 0:07:23.760 made in my entire life. 0:07:24.320 --> 0:07:26.600 I have thought about the way my screams on it, 0:07:26.680 --> 0:07:28.360 and I was like, why can I make this up? 0:07:29.240 --> 0:07:31.200 I recently made the best purchase I've ever made in 0:07:31.200 --> 0:07:34.920 my entire life, and it is Apple News. But it's 0:07:35.000 --> 0:07:39.720 like no sponsorship, no sponsorship, but it genuinely has changed 0:07:39.720 --> 0:07:41.920 my life in a very real way, like instead of 0:07:41.960 --> 0:07:44.920 in the morning, like waking up and doom scrolling on 0:07:44.960 --> 0:07:48.360 my iPhone, I wake up and doom scroll on the 0:07:48.440 --> 0:07:53.880 Apple News app, but it is tailored to my preferences, 0:07:53.920 --> 0:07:57.080 so I like avoid all of the warship because I'm sorry, 0:07:57.240 --> 0:08:00.640 Like I don't need to see that. It's scary, it's verifying, 0:08:00.880 --> 0:08:04.920 like whatever. I avoid everything other than the only gnarly 0:08:04.920 --> 0:08:07.119 thing that scares me that I watch is literally AI. 0:08:08.800 --> 0:08:11.200 But everything else it's just like science based and like 0:08:11.440 --> 0:08:15.200 happy news articles and stuff like that. So every morning 0:08:15.240 --> 0:08:17.920 instead of yeah, I just like read a couple of 0:08:18.000 --> 0:08:21.400 articles in bed instead of LinkedIn for two hours watching TikTok, 0:08:21.520 --> 0:08:21.800 I do. 0:08:22.040 --> 0:08:24.680 Need to tap back into watching movies and shows and. 0:08:24.640 --> 0:08:28.040 Like reading books because I since I don't have any 0:08:28.040 --> 0:08:30.960 social media on my phone other than Instagram and my 0:08:31.080 --> 0:08:35.280 Instagram like for like page, like my following page, because 0:08:35.320 --> 0:08:36.840 I don't look at my discovery page. 0:08:37.360 --> 0:08:39.600 Oh I love my discovery page. 0:08:40.600 --> 0:08:42.920 We were going to discovery page on Instagram. 0:08:43.000 --> 0:08:45.160 You were fucking weird and like you were like living 0:08:45.160 --> 0:08:47.640 in a different space and realm of time that I am, 0:08:48.000 --> 0:08:49.439 and like that's so scary. You know. 0:08:49.640 --> 0:08:51.600 We were going through my likes and I'm not going 0:08:51.640 --> 0:08:53.679 to do that now because it's like actually humiliating. 0:08:53.800 --> 0:08:57.120 But it was literally like he looks like it was. 0:08:58.200 --> 0:09:00.480 Yeah, I know, it was like sinsory tiko talks and 0:09:00.480 --> 0:09:02.760 ship like that. It was fucking weird, but I just 0:09:02.840 --> 0:09:04.960 love that ship. I love like that. It was sensory 0:09:05.040 --> 0:09:10.080 tiktoks like cute little baby monkeys and then like I 0:09:10.080 --> 0:09:12.640 don't know what else, lamps like I don't know, Like 0:09:12.800 --> 0:09:16.920 it was sound waves visualized, which is like really pretty 0:09:17.080 --> 0:09:17.439 if you. 0:09:17.400 --> 0:09:20.199 Want to know, I saw something today that I actually 0:09:20.200 --> 0:09:21.880 thought you would think was really pretty. But this three 0:09:21.960 --> 0:09:28.280 D artist like remakes like like little cells in the 0:09:28.320 --> 0:09:32.240 body and like one that he made like lipids like 0:09:32.440 --> 0:09:36.960 literally look so lit Like I was like, oh my god, 0:09:37.040 --> 0:09:39.560 I want to like live on this if I can. 0:09:40.400 --> 0:09:42.240 I can find it, okay, Oh. 0:09:46.160 --> 0:09:48.240 No, yeah wait, I want to fucking eat that. 0:09:48.400 --> 0:09:49.320 I want to fry it up. 0:09:49.559 --> 0:09:50.959 I bet it like pops and. 0:09:50.920 --> 0:09:55.360 It's like a gusher, like a goat gusher but natural flavored, 0:09:56.080 --> 0:10:00.800 so like shit, will insert those pictures you can see them. 0:10:00.920 --> 0:10:02.760 There was something else forgot. 0:10:03.640 --> 0:10:06.520 Oh yeah, but but I have to get back to 0:10:06.559 --> 0:10:08.880 watching movies and reading books because. 0:10:08.600 --> 0:10:12.480 All I do now is the thing to consume in 0:10:12.600 --> 0:10:15.040 terms of purchasing online. 0:10:15.080 --> 0:10:17.040 All I do is like look at clothes and like 0:10:17.440 --> 0:10:20.040 books and shoes, and I'm like, wow, like why. 0:10:19.840 --> 0:10:21.199 Do I need this right now? 0:10:21.920 --> 0:10:22.160 Oh? 0:10:22.160 --> 0:10:25.520 But actually yesterday I found like a bunch of steals 0:10:25.520 --> 0:10:27.840 on things for you, And like I shouldn't say that, 0:10:27.840 --> 0:10:29.480 I should just like when it gets here it be 0:10:29.480 --> 0:10:31.679 like oh my god, like because I thought of you, 0:10:31.960 --> 0:10:33.480 but I have to make it a parent that I 0:10:34.679 --> 0:10:36.520 and it's not necessarily a gift because I don't think 0:10:36.520 --> 0:10:37.559 it'll get here in time. 0:10:38.480 --> 0:10:40.720 But I was like, you know what, I don't even care. 0:10:40.760 --> 0:10:44.200 Because this is I'm a good friend. I'm a good friend. Yeah, 0:10:44.200 --> 0:10:47.280 well I bodied your gift. So for Christmas, I know 0:10:47.320 --> 0:10:50.640 I've been really bad. I fucking tour. I'm gonna show 0:10:50.679 --> 0:10:53.200 Kai after this and he's gonna freak the fuck out 0:10:53.920 --> 0:10:56.360 and you're gonna be like, damn, I cannot believe you've 0:10:56.400 --> 0:10:58.559 done this. I cannot believe you've done this. And I'm 0:10:58.600 --> 0:11:01.280 just such a good gift giver. Of sudden, like something 0:11:01.400 --> 0:11:01.960 came over me. 0:11:02.040 --> 0:11:03.040 It's because I taught you. 0:11:03.360 --> 0:11:06.120 Yeah, I was so bad at giving guests for so long. 0:11:06.200 --> 0:11:10.160 It was actually like comical how bad I was, Like 0:11:10.400 --> 0:11:12.760 gift I don't know what to get anybody, because I like, 0:11:12.800 --> 0:11:15.120 I'm a selfish person and I only think about myself 0:11:15.320 --> 0:11:17.120 and I only think about what I want and I 0:11:17.160 --> 0:11:18.520 don't care what other people want. 0:11:18.800 --> 0:11:19.679 No, you know what it is. 0:11:19.800 --> 0:11:22.240 That's what I did. I got you guys both the 0:11:22.280 --> 0:11:25.240 flashlight and then I was just like, I. 0:11:25.080 --> 0:11:27.120 Hate that you have to like just bleep it. 0:11:29.480 --> 0:11:32.000 Because that is the funniest ship ever. It called me 0:11:32.120 --> 0:11:32.800 so off guard. 0:11:33.120 --> 0:11:35.040 But yeah, I know the last thing I was expecting 0:11:35.080 --> 0:11:35.560 you to say. 0:11:35.640 --> 0:11:42.640 Yeah, like, what the fuck? Leave that? Though, don't leave that, 0:11:43.559 --> 0:11:45.000 but what the. 0:11:45.160 --> 0:11:45.880 I'm gonna say? 0:11:46.360 --> 0:11:46.560 Oh? 0:11:47.760 --> 0:11:50.560 You know why it's hard for us to shop for 0:11:50.640 --> 0:11:52.640 each other in a friend group is because none of 0:11:52.720 --> 0:11:55.320 us say anything real, and then when we do, all 0:11:55.360 --> 0:11:57.199 of us are just listening waiting for our turn to 0:11:57.240 --> 0:11:59.920 say the real thing, and then no one's saying anything. 0:12:00.200 --> 0:12:03.080 Yeah, it's just never it's not a real conversation. Ever. 0:12:03.200 --> 0:12:06.200 I actually don't. I think that is the key to 0:12:06.360 --> 0:12:10.080 long lasting friendships is to talk about nothing forever, because 0:12:10.200 --> 0:12:12.000 I was thinking about that because we were like, why 0:12:12.360 --> 0:12:14.400 how do we still have shit to talk about always? 0:12:14.600 --> 0:12:15.880 And why are we not bored of each other? 0:12:15.920 --> 0:12:16.079 Yet? 0:12:16.120 --> 0:12:18.720 We've literally been together for every day for five years. 0:12:18.760 --> 0:12:20.959 Like it makes no sense how we don't hate each 0:12:20.960 --> 0:12:23.000 other's guts. And it's because we talk about nothing. 0:12:23.240 --> 0:12:23.839 We make noise. 0:12:23.880 --> 0:12:26.320 Now we make noise. Yeah, I like literally scream and 0:12:26.360 --> 0:12:28.920 making your laugh and it's like funny, It's like and like. 0:12:29.120 --> 0:12:31.000 That was like the addition to us being like, oh, 0:12:31.000 --> 0:12:33.200 what do we talk about? Like in the car we don't. 0:12:33.320 --> 0:12:34.600 We're we're really at a. 0:12:34.600 --> 0:12:37.000 Point of talking about nothing, Like, well, last night we 0:12:37.000 --> 0:12:39.440 were just making noise, like you were just oh, you 0:12:39.480 --> 0:12:41.360 were silent the whole fucking car ride, and then pulling 0:12:41.400 --> 0:12:42.760 up to the house, you just started making noise. 0:12:42.840 --> 0:12:44.240 I was like, but can you shut the fuck up? 0:12:44.400 --> 0:12:47.000 Like he was dead on it the whole car ride. 0:12:47.400 --> 0:12:50.960 You're mad? You're mad? Well yeah, so so AI is 0:12:51.040 --> 0:12:53.360 like taking over. Should we keep talking about that? Because 0:12:53.400 --> 0:12:55.000 it's actually scaring the fuck out of me? And I 0:12:55.040 --> 0:12:57.440 know Kai has some good shit to say about it. 0:12:57.679 --> 0:13:01.240 Kai, I will let you talk about it, Ai. 0:13:00.920 --> 0:13:04.080 Yes, because actually for once, it was actually not even 0:13:04.160 --> 0:13:08.199 for once, because I do fear like AI, and like 0:13:08.679 --> 0:13:11.880 I fear technology advancing. 0:13:12.200 --> 0:13:16.000 Wait, hold on, there's an explosion. How was that an explosion? 0:13:16.040 --> 0:13:19.800 In some car alarms going off in the dog's bark. 0:13:19.920 --> 0:13:21.880 Why did the whole house shake? What the fuck was that? 0:13:23.200 --> 0:13:23.280 No? 0:13:23.440 --> 0:13:25.040 Actually, what was that? 0:13:25.040 --> 0:13:27.160 That might have been like a gnarly car accident, but 0:13:27.240 --> 0:13:28.720 like that, No, literally. 0:13:28.480 --> 0:13:31.360 What if the nuke just went off? What if the 0:13:31.400 --> 0:13:34.760 AI heard is talking about it launched the nuke. 0:13:34.920 --> 0:13:37.760 I did see a video of somebody like pranking their 0:13:37.800 --> 0:13:41.440 family where they were like they air played this thing 0:13:41.520 --> 0:13:43.760 that was like a nuke warning, and then some of 0:13:43.760 --> 0:13:45.319 the family members took out the phone and I was like, 0:13:45.360 --> 0:13:46.079 we are trapped. 0:13:46.080 --> 0:13:48.480 We are so trapped. We are like so. 0:13:48.360 --> 0:13:51.920 Bad the nuclear of. 0:13:51.880 --> 0:13:53.360 A nuclear warning. 0:13:53.840 --> 0:13:56.360 Your family is around you and we are recording the 0:13:56.480 --> 0:13:58.600 TV like we're trapped. 0:13:58.679 --> 0:14:00.880 We're all gonna die. We're all dying. 0:14:01.120 --> 0:14:05.600 Like that will be the Apple logo because I know 0:14:05.640 --> 0:14:08.280 they made those things like nuclear like proof, I like 0:14:08.520 --> 0:14:10.720 you have to have that. They want like people to 0:14:10.720 --> 0:14:12.200 find the logo and be like what was this, and 0:14:12.280 --> 0:14:13.400 like backtrack could be like, oh. 0:14:13.240 --> 0:14:16.680 My god, Steve Jobs, my fucking ego is so big 0:14:17.040 --> 0:14:19.400 that I would record that, and while I'm recording it, 0:14:19.440 --> 0:14:22.120 be like, oh, this is gonna be like the the 0:14:22.240 --> 0:14:24.920 thing that everybody watches in a thout one hundred years, 0:14:24.920 --> 0:14:27.680 like in fifty years when they're talking about this specific 0:14:27.800 --> 0:14:32.040 nuclear explosion, like everybody's gonna watch this video. Okay, happened 0:14:32.080 --> 0:14:33.560 to some the AI. 0:14:34.200 --> 0:14:37.200 Yeah, well, I was thinking, did you guys know that 0:14:37.360 --> 0:14:40.360 they trained like a bunch of the models over like 0:14:40.480 --> 0:14:43.720 ten years on the capture data, Like the. 0:14:43.720 --> 0:14:46.920 Capture data, it's like the pictures taken with you. Yeah. 0:14:46.960 --> 0:14:48.920 Yeah, Like I think that started eight years ago where 0:14:48.920 --> 0:14:51.760 you click on the traffic light or whatever, and that 0:14:51.920 --> 0:14:55.320 is like the foundational basis upon which they trained all 0:14:55.360 --> 0:14:55.680 the AI. 0:14:55.840 --> 0:14:58.840 Now, oh my god, so we're like creating our own enemies. 0:14:58.920 --> 0:15:01.200 Yeah, I think Google started that like ten years ago 0:15:01.280 --> 0:15:01.640 or something. 0:15:01.680 --> 0:15:04.400 Eh do you know what he said? Yeah, oh you 0:15:04.480 --> 0:15:07.120 get like, well, just you're a girl and it's like technology. 0:15:07.200 --> 0:15:08.440 Yeah that's what I thought you were saying. 0:15:08.440 --> 0:15:10.240 But I was just making sure it's just like no, 0:15:10.320 --> 0:15:13.320 but I have my boy thinking cap on today. I'm 0:15:13.360 --> 0:15:17.000 just making thinking about like pussy and like not washing 0:15:17.000 --> 0:15:20.160 my hands after I pissed and like yeah, like NFTs 0:15:21.160 --> 0:15:26.480 like stuff like yeah, but that's why that those fucking sites. 0:15:26.520 --> 0:15:28.800 I'm like, this is crazy and like TikTok filters and 0:15:28.880 --> 0:15:31.040 all of those things like they freak me the fuck 0:15:31.080 --> 0:15:33.480 out because I'm like, this is fully just like you're 0:15:33.520 --> 0:15:36.120 tapping into something so that AI can fully learn, like 0:15:37.400 --> 0:15:39.280 down to our like facial. 0:15:39.000 --> 0:15:43.360 Like we're teaching the robots exactly what we're trying to 0:15:43.440 --> 0:15:47.520 keep them from learning and knowing. When they're doing the captures, 0:15:47.960 --> 0:15:50.880 it's like, are you a robot? No, click this image? 0:15:50.960 --> 0:15:54.240 And then the robots learning how to click this image. 0:15:55.480 --> 0:15:58.400 Google's AI figured out where the G spot is. 0:15:59.520 --> 0:15:59.880 It doesn't. 0:16:00.400 --> 0:16:02.520 Yeah, people don't like that's a myth. 0:16:03.160 --> 0:16:05.720 Well it must because it's like a super. 0:16:06.000 --> 0:16:09.440 Test it out Like I haven't gone. I haven't gotten 0:16:09.440 --> 0:16:16.240 the opportunity to test because if it tell me, But yeah. 0:16:16.080 --> 0:16:17.800 It scares me. But then I also think. 0:16:17.880 --> 0:16:21.000 I'm like then when I'm back outside, like we we 0:16:21.000 --> 0:16:22.480 were talking about it. You were like talking to me 0:16:22.480 --> 0:16:24.800 about it, and when I was driving my car, I 0:16:24.840 --> 0:16:25.480 was like looking on it. 0:16:25.520 --> 0:16:27.960 I was like, okay, AI this, AI that, But look 0:16:28.000 --> 0:16:29.960 out here, I don't see an AI insight. 0:16:30.680 --> 0:16:31.240 How do you know? 0:16:32.160 --> 0:16:34.240 As far as I know and as far as listen, 0:16:34.720 --> 0:16:37.920 I'm back, ignorance is bliss here. No evil say, no 0:16:37.960 --> 0:16:40.800 evil speak, No here, no evil see, no evil speak 0:16:40.840 --> 0:16:41.800 no evil, And I'm like. 0:16:41.920 --> 0:16:44.600 I don't who what is Ai? Who is that? 0:16:44.920 --> 0:16:46.760 Like that doesn't have anything to do with me as 0:16:46.760 --> 0:16:50.160 far as I'm concerned at the very moment. So I'm like, 0:16:50.200 --> 0:16:53.320 if I can go to the farmer's market and like 0:16:53.400 --> 0:16:56.800 look it through and be like, wow, this is a 0:16:56.840 --> 0:16:59.320 piece of fruit grew like, then I'm like, then that 0:16:59.400 --> 0:17:02.520 stuff doesn't exist, and I would like to think that 0:17:02.600 --> 0:17:06.000 it won't like actually destroy future. But then I'm also like, thankfully, 0:17:06.160 --> 0:17:07.879 Like you know how in the eighties they were like, 0:17:07.960 --> 0:17:08.399 we're gonna have. 0:17:08.359 --> 0:17:09.560 Flying cars in twenty twenty two. 0:17:09.680 --> 0:17:11.520 I think about that for us, I'm like, we don't 0:17:11.520 --> 0:17:16.000 have to necessarily like deal with that. Which sorry about 0:17:16.000 --> 0:17:18.560 two thousand and four babies that I shouted led that 0:17:18.640 --> 0:17:22.040 I was being mean too, that's your problem. 0:17:21.880 --> 0:17:24.240 Like, yeah, the world ending is your problem. 0:17:24.320 --> 0:17:26.640 I'm like, I'm like, AI taking over is. 0:17:26.960 --> 0:17:28.959 You and your thirty No, girl, this ship's gonna take 0:17:29.000 --> 0:17:29.760 over in ten years. 0:17:29.880 --> 0:17:31.040 Maybe they're only five years younger. 0:17:31.119 --> 0:17:34.160 This ship's taken over in ten years. That's the scary part. 0:17:34.200 --> 0:17:36.840 I will just go but watch how we've said that before. 0:17:36.960 --> 0:17:39.400 But I will just go watch how fast that happens. 0:17:39.400 --> 0:17:42.800 It's already happening, so fast. Have your little fun now, 0:17:42.840 --> 0:17:44.480 because it's not gonna be fun in ten years. 0:17:44.640 --> 0:17:45.720 Is it happening that fast? 0:17:45.800 --> 0:17:46.520 But I mean, I. 0:17:46.440 --> 0:17:48.600 Will say over like I guess it is. 0:17:48.720 --> 0:17:52.800 I will say all of the people I follow on 0:17:52.840 --> 0:17:56.960 Twitter using that shit, they're sexy. They're sexy in the 0:17:57.080 --> 0:18:00.320 art side like GPT three years. Yeah, it makes them 0:18:00.400 --> 0:18:02.400 super sexy. And I'm not going to go any further. 0:18:02.600 --> 0:18:03.199 Instagram. 0:18:03.359 --> 0:18:06.359 No, I'm meant Twitter. Oh my god, I'm in Twitter. 0:18:06.840 --> 0:18:09.080 Wait, it makes them sexy because they're using it. 0:18:09.080 --> 0:18:11.240 Friends from North Carolina. 0:18:12.040 --> 0:18:15.240 My NC friends, but they're like post selfies in it, 0:18:15.280 --> 0:18:17.120 and I'm like, damn, you look close. 0:18:18.880 --> 0:18:22.240 Oh yeah, I feel it makes everyone like a little 0:18:22.280 --> 0:18:22.960 bit more. 0:18:23.800 --> 0:18:25.040 Let me show you. 0:18:26.640 --> 0:18:29.879 Yeah, because they literally like it gives them like chiseled features. 0:18:30.119 --> 0:18:32.440 Yeah, but it's so subtle. I'm like, oh, I guess 0:18:32.520 --> 0:18:34.640 you are like really hot and let me show you. 0:18:34.680 --> 0:18:36.040 So I don't even find the need to do that 0:18:36.040 --> 0:18:37.840 because I look at photos of myself now and I'm like, 0:18:37.880 --> 0:18:39.639 I can see I have the creative. 0:18:39.359 --> 0:18:45.080 Mind in your brain. Oh vision, now you see the vision. 0:18:46.280 --> 0:18:50.800 I don't give a fuck. Damn send me this, No, like, 0:18:50.880 --> 0:18:52.919 do you see what I'm saying? Yeah? I do. 0:18:53.119 --> 0:18:57.160 Now that's crazy so you see the vision though, Yeah, 0:18:57.200 --> 0:19:00.320 maybe this is the real like use case for AI. No, 0:19:00.440 --> 0:19:05.240 this is not translating, but don't you can't say that 0:19:05.280 --> 0:19:07.520 there's like something there that you see. 0:19:08.400 --> 0:19:14.080 There's something I do visually see something, but you're done. 0:19:14.760 --> 0:19:17.639 See that's what I desire the most, and when I 0:19:17.680 --> 0:19:20.600 go back to Texas, that's what I get, except last 0:19:20.600 --> 0:19:24.200 time I tried and failed. No one wanted. 0:19:24.359 --> 0:19:28.400 This is just like like the logo for a coffee 0:19:28.400 --> 0:19:30.800 company or something like. This isn't very interesting. All of 0:19:30.800 --> 0:19:32.600 these are like logos for coffee companies. 0:19:32.800 --> 0:19:39.000 Know this one he is a pilot in a pilot chair, 0:19:40.920 --> 0:19:46.920 so maybe like a pilot company or something. And then 0:19:46.960 --> 0:19:50.760 I use this other fucking open Ai ship that freaked me. No, 0:19:50.880 --> 0:19:53.880 in you stop, this is too much. You're gonna see 0:19:53.920 --> 0:19:56.720 that I left, like see I'm on my side account 0:19:56.840 --> 0:20:03.160 leaving likes and ship. But there's another AI by open 0:20:03.200 --> 0:20:08.760 Ai that is actually fucking terrifying. And I was playing 0:20:08.760 --> 0:20:12.480 with it all morning yesterday morning, and I was making 0:20:12.520 --> 0:20:15.679 it literally write like comedy sketches and comedy bits about 0:20:15.680 --> 0:20:18.400 certain things, and it was writing them, and they weren't 0:20:18.400 --> 0:20:21.320 funny at all. They fucking sucked balls and actually, should 0:20:21.359 --> 0:20:26.040 we read one? But like it was, I'm not reading that, 0:20:26.080 --> 0:20:29.199 fuck y'all. But I literally the prompt was, I was like, 0:20:29.200 --> 0:20:32.320 write a comedy bit about like a fart so loud 0:20:32.359 --> 0:20:34.520 that it breaks the sound barrier. And it did, and 0:20:34.560 --> 0:20:38.359 it was awful. But the fact that it had the format, 0:20:38.520 --> 0:20:41.359 the formula and was having the ability to make jokes 0:20:41.359 --> 0:20:44.640 and write it in half a second is fucking insane. 0:20:44.800 --> 0:20:48.480 In this same app or this same AI, you can 0:20:48.560 --> 0:20:51.840 say like, hey, like I'm having trouble coding a part 0:20:51.880 --> 0:20:55.679 of my app, and then you can say like, I 0:20:55.680 --> 0:20:58.880 don't fucking know code lingo like in Python, write some shit, 0:20:58.960 --> 0:21:03.200 or I don't fucking know about like coding your app, 0:21:03.240 --> 0:21:05.399 and it'll ride write fifty lines of code for you. 0:21:05.520 --> 0:21:08.680 That is functional. I have a friend literally actively designing 0:21:08.680 --> 0:21:11.080 an app and he's stuck on a couple of parts 0:21:11.119 --> 0:21:14.400 and he wrote he asked it to write code for him, 0:21:14.400 --> 0:21:18.000 and he implemented it into his app and it legitimately worked, 0:21:18.040 --> 0:21:20.399 and it was like such a big read block for him. 0:21:20.400 --> 0:21:22.280 It's fucking crazy. It's making everything on. 0:21:22.280 --> 0:21:25.760 Some definitely AI has definitely made apps because like that app, 0:21:25.880 --> 0:21:28.240 those apps where it's like the girl getting covered in mud. 0:21:30.280 --> 0:21:33.600 You're running human, you're running on a strip and you 0:21:33.640 --> 0:21:36.360 have to go through like plus ten or times thirty. Yeah, 0:21:36.680 --> 0:21:38.280 as you see like fart. 0:21:38.119 --> 0:21:39.200 And all the mud comes. 0:21:39.040 --> 0:21:39.440 Off of them. 0:21:39.760 --> 0:21:41.800 Yeah, like that has to be a I. 0:21:42.160 --> 0:21:48.639 Like the profile picture app was written with GPT three 0:21:48.800 --> 0:21:51.240 really yeah that. I looked him up on Twitter and 0:21:51.720 --> 0:21:55.840 he had an AI write like eighty percent of that app. 0:21:56.160 --> 0:21:58.760 So it's absolute. Yeah, it's obsolete. 0:21:58.920 --> 0:22:00.399 Not even know the name of the appiccause I'm an 0:22:00.400 --> 0:22:03.200 individual and I like don't follow like things when people 0:22:03.320 --> 0:22:03.800 just do it. 0:22:05.480 --> 0:22:07.520 Why would I have sex with all of the cast 0:22:07.600 --> 0:22:11.520 of MythBusters? Like do you agree or no? 0:22:11.920 --> 0:22:17.800 I under agree? Why is Paramore on fucking she's literally 0:22:17.880 --> 0:22:20.960 the nerd Williams. Why is no one talking about Haley 0:22:20.960 --> 0:22:25.920 Williams being I fucking talked about it a lot. That's crazy. 0:22:26.400 --> 0:22:31.800 But yeah, the old man he's giving, like not anymore. 0:22:31.840 --> 0:22:33.720 I saw him in a new and I was like, okay, 0:22:33.760 --> 0:22:34.399 you should. 0:22:34.119 --> 0:22:36.320 Say it back there he's giving the kittious he was 0:22:36.359 --> 0:22:37.600 wearing two tight clothes. 0:22:37.640 --> 0:22:40.399 The kit is per is which old man the one 0:22:40.440 --> 0:22:43.880 with the mustache. I like to go to one, Adam, 0:22:44.640 --> 0:22:45.520 Adam Savage. 0:22:45.640 --> 0:22:47.919 Let me know, all of them are sexy, but in 0:22:47.960 --> 0:22:52.200 the O G one. Oh not not not this one. 0:22:54.320 --> 0:22:56.240 This one wait Adam Savage. 0:22:56.560 --> 0:22:58.760 Yeah he's but not this one. 0:22:58.960 --> 0:23:01.160 See, I like don't mind him that much. 0:23:01.320 --> 0:23:03.920 I like can't with him. He looks like one of 0:23:03.960 --> 0:23:05.600 those dogs. Do you know what I'm talking? 0:23:05.800 --> 0:23:10.800 Yeah, yeah, you know it's he's really red. But a 0:23:10.880 --> 0:23:14.200 little strawberry, Hi, a little cherry. 0:23:14.200 --> 0:23:17.480 Wait one of them is like missing, like there's oh yeah, 0:23:17.640 --> 0:23:20.720 this motherfucker per Okay, Like now that I'm. 0:23:20.600 --> 0:23:23.200 Looking like, maybe he's like two thousand and three hot, 0:23:23.320 --> 0:23:25.960 I know he like, oh the guy that looks like 0:23:26.000 --> 0:23:28.000 he was in some forty one. 0:23:28.520 --> 0:23:31.720 Yes, it's very scary. I don't remember. 0:23:32.119 --> 0:23:34.120 That is so funny and I cannot believe I got 0:23:34.119 --> 0:23:34.760 that reference. 0:23:35.000 --> 0:23:38.000 Like, Okay, he is like lit like, actually. 0:23:38.040 --> 0:23:39.880 He's just cute. He's just cute. 0:23:40.160 --> 0:23:44.520 He's just got that personality. Yeah. 0:23:44.600 --> 0:23:46.680 Should we talk about getting married off by your parents 0:23:46.720 --> 0:23:48.560 as a rite of passage in the Bible belt or 0:23:48.560 --> 0:23:49.440 should we not touch. 0:23:49.520 --> 0:23:52.560 Or should we talk about how it is actually insane? 0:23:53.080 --> 0:23:57.800 How important be getting engaged is to like a huge 0:23:58.200 --> 0:24:01.240 part of society, and that freaks me the fuck out. 0:24:01.320 --> 0:24:04.040 Like we were watching this person's videos and like this 0:24:04.200 --> 0:24:06.520 couple got engaged and it was a huge thing, and 0:24:06.560 --> 0:24:08.280 like it's always a huge thing when you see it, 0:24:08.320 --> 0:24:10.040 and like on the internet, like people are like, oh 0:24:10.080 --> 0:24:12.159 my god, I can't believe this happened. Like here's like 0:24:12.200 --> 0:24:16.080 the hdr like drone footage of it, and it's like, 0:24:16.200 --> 0:24:16.760 oh my god. 0:24:16.880 --> 0:24:17.639 Also like how. 0:24:17.520 --> 0:24:19.960 Are you like getting a nice speech from your partner 0:24:20.240 --> 0:24:21.920 and like not hearing that, I'm being like, what. 0:24:21.880 --> 0:24:22.879 The fuck is happening. 0:24:26.080 --> 0:24:26.639 The drone? 0:24:26.720 --> 0:24:27.120 Right now? 0:24:27.280 --> 0:24:31.000 They also have drones delivering food in grand Berry. You 0:24:31.040 --> 0:24:33.600 can order Chick fil A via fucking drone and it 0:24:33.640 --> 0:24:35.080 will drop it off in your goddamn back. 0:24:35.240 --> 0:24:38.200 You could literally shoot down a drone in fucking Fortnite. 0:24:39.040 --> 0:24:41.680 The progression of this conversation in the last one minute 0:24:41.760 --> 0:24:42.959 is insane. 0:24:43.200 --> 0:24:45.520 Well, I was gonna also say me texting Andy at 0:24:45.560 --> 0:24:47.920 three am saying I love you. It's like a full 0:24:47.960 --> 0:24:49.320 proof sign that I'm suicidal. 0:24:49.359 --> 0:24:50.119 Oh I didn't see that. 0:24:50.440 --> 0:24:55.440 I Oh, okay, but weddings are so fucking not weddings. Actually, Okay, 0:24:55.440 --> 0:24:57.280 here's the thing I can get with a wedding because 0:24:57.320 --> 0:24:59.480 it's an excuse to throw a big party, Like it's 0:24:59.520 --> 0:25:01.800 an excuse to have a huge fucking party to get 0:25:01.800 --> 0:25:04.119 all your stuff to go have fun, like and whatever. 0:25:04.280 --> 0:25:06.639 It is like a little odd that the basis of 0:25:06.680 --> 0:25:09.280 it is like we're a couple, Like, Okay, we've known 0:25:09.320 --> 0:25:11.920 you've been a couple for ten fucking years. Like you're 0:25:11.920 --> 0:25:14.040 not about to like re wrap it up and be like, 0:25:14.040 --> 0:25:16.119 oh my god, guys, we're dating, Like no, like we 0:25:16.200 --> 0:25:17.719 know which, we know you're together. 0:25:17.880 --> 0:25:19.520 Like that's the weirdest part. 0:25:19.320 --> 0:25:21.879 To me with an engagement because people are like, okay, 0:25:22.040 --> 0:25:23.880 Like I'm just like, we've been together for four years, 0:25:23.880 --> 0:25:24.439 Like I need. 0:25:24.320 --> 0:25:26.000 To get engaged. I'm like, that's not going to change 0:25:26.000 --> 0:25:27.480 the fact that y'all fight every day. 0:25:27.560 --> 0:25:30.119 You're poisoned by negativity and anger, and you need some 0:25:30.160 --> 0:25:33.119 cognitive behavioral therapy and just to reframe your mind and 0:25:33.160 --> 0:25:35.359 see the beauty in life, because once you start looking 0:25:35.400 --> 0:25:38.679 for the good, it starts getting good and beautiful. 0:25:40.000 --> 0:25:42.359 That's not gonna change my opinion on what. You know 0:25:42.400 --> 0:25:43.680 who I just thought of, you know the picture of 0:25:43.680 --> 0:25:44.400 Shane Dawson. 0:25:44.720 --> 0:25:50.840 I I literally edited him one time to be like ginormous, 0:25:50.960 --> 0:25:51.560 like I made. 0:25:51.440 --> 0:25:54.280 Him literally call like made him like like. 0:25:54.359 --> 0:25:57.480 I wish I could find that fucking photo, like. 0:25:57.119 --> 0:26:00.960 Made him like nine feet tall but like crouchy. 0:26:01.359 --> 0:26:06.280 Yeah, but that fucking photo is so I remember it 0:26:06.520 --> 0:26:07.440 so real though. 0:26:07.280 --> 0:26:10.240 Because like they would be the motherfuckers to have like 0:26:10.280 --> 0:26:11.040 a big drone. 0:26:11.240 --> 0:26:13.560 But it's just like weirdly dark. 0:26:13.440 --> 0:26:13.600 You know. 0:26:13.840 --> 0:26:17.639 It's literally such a sketchy ass vibe and that goddamn photo. 0:26:17.680 --> 0:26:20.840 But the craziest thing is in my twenty twenty one 0:26:20.960 --> 0:26:23.760 like year recap thing I posted on TikTok, I snuck 0:26:23.880 --> 0:26:26.280 like that in there, and like a lot of people 0:26:26.320 --> 0:26:28.960 are like, why the fuck did you put the Shane 0:26:29.000 --> 0:26:31.720 Dawson photo in They're like, cannot believe we're standing Shane 0:26:31.760 --> 0:26:33.560 Dawson in twenty twenty one and shit like that, just 0:26:33.560 --> 0:26:36.280 people who didn't know who I was. Yeah, And then 0:26:36.400 --> 0:26:38.480 I literally just banned the word Shane Dawson from the 0:26:38.520 --> 0:26:40.800 comments section because I'm like, I'm not. 0:26:40.760 --> 0:26:42.800 Dealing with your first righting the fact that. 0:26:42.760 --> 0:26:44.639 I really I'm really not. 0:26:45.040 --> 0:26:45.119 Like. 0:26:46.080 --> 0:26:49.679 Also, the weird thing about engagements is like, okay, like 0:26:50.280 --> 0:26:53.959 so you're just rewrapping up your relationship now it's legal, 0:26:54.080 --> 0:26:56.040 so it's gonna be way harder for you to get 0:26:56.080 --> 0:26:57.719 out of it, which like that is like I know 0:26:57.760 --> 0:26:58.920 that's a negative thought, but like. 0:27:00.520 --> 0:27:02.560 Breakup's already hard, Like why are you? Why are you? 0:27:02.680 --> 0:27:06.160 Like, like you're you're really putting your fucking like lying 0:27:06.200 --> 0:27:09.000 in the sand, You're rewrapping. 0:27:08.480 --> 0:27:09.680 Your people each other. 0:27:10.480 --> 0:27:12.880 You wait, like people take so long to have their wedding. 0:27:12.960 --> 0:27:16.280 I'm like, chop, chop, I'm not keeping up like it 0:27:16.400 --> 0:27:17.600 for four plus months. 0:27:17.600 --> 0:27:19.680 I don't get it because I don't think I'm capable 0:27:19.720 --> 0:27:20.760 of like loving another. 0:27:20.920 --> 0:27:23.359 Well that's different because you have issues. I'm like a 0:27:23.400 --> 0:27:25.159 normal person who just like I. 0:27:25.440 --> 0:27:27.679 But like I get why people get it, do you 0:27:27.680 --> 0:27:29.520 know what I mean? Like I get like why you 0:27:29.600 --> 0:27:32.160 want that and strive for that because it's just like 0:27:32.520 --> 0:27:33.159 it's cute. 0:27:33.400 --> 0:27:34.879 Yeah, I and I understand that. 0:27:34.960 --> 0:27:37.480 But I'm like, I guess it really is because I 0:27:37.640 --> 0:27:38.959 never grew up around its. 0:27:39.640 --> 0:27:45.320 So you have also always always been like anti marriage, 0:27:45.359 --> 0:27:47.040 like not in like a negative way, just in a 0:27:47.080 --> 0:27:49.280 way that you're like I can show my love in 0:27:49.359 --> 0:27:52.359 other ways without like a legal fucking paper, Like yeah, 0:27:52.480 --> 0:27:53.359 but that's. 0:27:53.200 --> 0:27:55.639 Because I never grew up around anybody who was like 0:27:56.760 --> 0:27:59.879 could or was getting it done legally? So I'm like, 0:28:00.359 --> 0:28:03.040 you're just married, babe, you've lived together for ten years. 0:28:03.080 --> 0:28:04.399 Like in my head, you're married. 0:28:04.520 --> 0:28:06.520 Like you don't have to you don't have to make 0:28:06.520 --> 0:28:11.480 it literally like a fucking legal Olympic to break up, 0:28:11.760 --> 0:28:14.000 Like you can just be married and normal. 0:28:14.240 --> 0:28:15.919 I'm just gonna whoever I. 0:28:15.960 --> 0:28:16.320 End up with. 0:28:16.359 --> 0:28:18.560 I'm like, what are you mine? 0:28:19.240 --> 0:28:20.680 Am I yours? No? 0:28:20.680 --> 0:28:22.800 Wad be mine forever. 0:28:23.760 --> 0:28:25.880 I'll make you my husband if it doesn't work out. 0:28:26.160 --> 0:28:29.560 Okay, see in my other routes of interest, in my 0:28:29.640 --> 0:28:31.320 other options. 0:28:31.320 --> 0:28:32.320 You could be my husband. 0:28:32.400 --> 0:28:34.960 Okay. See that's like my biggest plan is to write 0:28:35.200 --> 0:28:37.080 that's why I've been friends with you for so long. 0:28:37.600 --> 0:28:39.560 I've been putting up with all the bullshit, and I 0:28:39.560 --> 0:28:43.440 will I will be your bet g gay best friend 0:28:43.600 --> 0:28:46.120 till the end. But like, really, what I'm after is 0:28:46.160 --> 0:28:50.440 that pussy. That's really all I've been here for. Let's 0:28:50.480 --> 0:28:51.640 talk about it. 0:28:52.680 --> 0:28:55.480 Wow, So damn you're really committed to the bit because 0:28:55.480 --> 0:28:56.960 like you're having a lot of sex with men. 0:28:57.160 --> 0:28:59.960 Yeah, because I can't. I don't want I don't want 0:28:59.960 --> 0:29:02.480 to be. I don't want to be to get caught yeah, 0:29:02.480 --> 0:29:04.080 I don't want to get caught, so I'm just like 0:29:04.800 --> 0:29:06.520 as inconspicuous. 0:29:05.760 --> 0:29:10.080 As possible, So you're just gonna cheat on me until See. 0:29:10.080 --> 0:29:12.000 The thing is is there are people out there that 0:29:12.120 --> 0:29:15.600 believe that, Like I actually think there's people in my 0:29:15.680 --> 0:29:18.880 family that probably think like we're like a thing without 0:29:18.920 --> 0:29:22.080 the label and ship. Like I guarantee my grandma and 0:29:22.160 --> 0:29:23.880 Janita like actually thinks worth. 0:29:24.400 --> 0:29:26.640 Because there's believe there's no reason for her to be 0:29:26.680 --> 0:29:28.880 obsessed with me the way she is unless. 0:29:28.600 --> 0:29:30.880 She thought I was in her family, like she she 0:29:31.360 --> 0:29:34.360 like I am family to her, but like I will say, 0:29:35.000 --> 0:29:36.120 we talk about this all the time. 0:29:36.120 --> 0:29:38.560 But like in a way, that's how. 0:29:38.440 --> 0:29:41.400 I see it too though, because I'm like, like Madeline's 0:29:41.440 --> 0:29:43.200 like niece, Like that's. 0:29:43.040 --> 0:29:46.280 My niece, like and there's no going around. 0:29:46.440 --> 0:29:48.160 But that also could be like I kind of grew 0:29:48.240 --> 0:29:50.040 up with Madeline too, so now I just have like 0:29:50.080 --> 0:29:52.360 a parasocial not even parasol, So I literally have like 0:29:52.520 --> 0:29:55.520 an intimate relationship with Madeline in a way that I'm. 0:29:55.360 --> 0:29:58.880 Like, that's my the way my grandma texts me more 0:29:59.040 --> 0:30:01.880 about Enya and says, tell ya, I love her. Then 0:30:01.920 --> 0:30:04.800 she says I love you to me, it's fucking insane. 0:30:05.080 --> 0:30:06.800 And how you even you've met her once in person 0:30:07.440 --> 0:30:09.160 as a celebration, no matter once. 0:30:09.360 --> 0:30:12.960 Oh yeah the party through the party though she made 0:30:12.960 --> 0:30:13.360 the party. 0:30:13.400 --> 0:30:15.440 She did, she really did. She turned out, she made 0:30:15.520 --> 0:30:21.000 it a party. She's the girl at the party. She 0:30:21.160 --> 0:30:23.240 killed my brother, is what it is. 0:30:24.120 --> 0:30:25.560 Yeah, I've only met her once, but I just had 0:30:25.560 --> 0:30:30.160 that effect on people. Yeah, I mean people they're like, 0:30:30.320 --> 0:30:32.080 that's obsessed with you. 0:30:32.080 --> 0:30:35.640 No, that's literally realist. Fuck. Like, yesterday we met two 0:30:35.640 --> 0:30:39.680 people that we've known for a while, and I could 0:30:39.720 --> 0:30:43.360 feel everybody's energy in that conversation gravitating towards you. Not 0:30:43.400 --> 0:30:44.880 in a bad way, but I was just like, damn 0:30:45.000 --> 0:30:48.320 and naturally like andya just commands like an audience. 0:30:48.360 --> 0:30:52.240 I'm just charismatic. I'm sexy. Also, my big tits help 0:30:52.280 --> 0:30:53.880 because people are like, it's. 0:30:53.680 --> 0:30:56.520 Hard to look away from It's hard. It's really hard 0:30:56.520 --> 0:30:57.000 to look away. 0:30:57.000 --> 0:30:59.840 And there's just like a tension that brings people to Okay, actually, 0:31:00.040 --> 0:31:02.600 because I shove magnets within the skin layers and then 0:31:02.640 --> 0:31:04.800 I throw air tags and everybody, so they're just like. 0:31:04.760 --> 0:31:05.560 A magnetic pull. 0:31:05.840 --> 0:31:08.720 Yeah, okay, So the thing is is I actually. 0:31:08.360 --> 0:31:10.480 Do I'm just replaced with air tags. 0:31:11.400 --> 0:31:12.720 Don't do that. Don't do that. 0:31:12.920 --> 0:31:14.240 I'm wanna get air tags. 0:31:14.520 --> 0:31:15.360 Your body will. 0:31:15.200 --> 0:31:17.240 Rejecting and attach air tags. 0:31:17.320 --> 0:31:19.360 I want to know about my piercing so bad so 0:31:19.400 --> 0:31:24.480 it can just lay in my disgusting, fucking, furry, hairy belly. 0:31:24.960 --> 0:31:29.600 But I need to address this because it's actually like 0:31:29.640 --> 0:31:31.840 getting out of hand a little bit. But on the 0:31:31.840 --> 0:31:35.000 fucking subreddit someone was like, I've been here for three 0:31:35.080 --> 0:31:37.160 years and I still don't know if Drew is gay 0:31:37.240 --> 0:31:41.479 or straight. Bitch, I'm fucking straight, Like I'm actually fucking straight. 0:31:42.320 --> 0:31:44.560 It's actually annoying at this point that like you would 0:31:44.640 --> 0:31:46.080 even go there, Like. 0:31:46.120 --> 0:31:48.720 Also for you to like assume that like a gay 0:31:48.760 --> 0:31:52.239 man can't just indulge in Grinder and like explore his 0:31:52.480 --> 0:31:53.760 like intimacy, Like. 0:31:53.760 --> 0:31:56.480 And you're you're telling me a lactose intolerant person can't 0:31:56.480 --> 0:31:59.480 go down the milk aisle in the grocery store. I'm 0:31:59.600 --> 0:32:05.200 just looking is that, Like yeah, that's like someone on 0:32:05.320 --> 0:32:07.520 Grinder was like, I'm straight, by the way, and the 0:32:07.600 --> 0:32:11.200 dude responding back was like this is Grinder, babe or 0:32:11.240 --> 0:32:12.800 something like that, and he was like, oh, so you're 0:32:12.800 --> 0:32:14.680 telling me lactos and tolerant people can't go down the 0:32:14.720 --> 0:32:16.800 milk aisle and just look like in the grocery store, 0:32:16.800 --> 0:32:18.320 Like wow, okay. 0:32:19.160 --> 0:32:20.880 That's a really good one. 0:32:22.040 --> 0:32:29.880 You're right, right, right right WHOA. 0:32:31.120 --> 0:32:33.360 We were both like taking a moment to look at 0:32:33.360 --> 0:32:33.880 our notes. 0:32:35.400 --> 0:32:38.760 Mister beasts is actually fucking awesome, Like we've already said 0:32:38.760 --> 0:32:41.440 this and gone on like a a pro mister beast rand, 0:32:42.040 --> 0:32:44.920 which is actually fucking annoying, Like like actually, I was 0:32:44.920 --> 0:32:47.400 gonna be like, why hasn't he seen us talk about him? 0:32:47.400 --> 0:32:48.920 But we've talked about him once? And also he's like 0:32:48.960 --> 0:32:51.840 the biggest YouTube ever forty five minutes he was talking 0:32:51.840 --> 0:32:53.560 about him at all moments. 0:32:53.480 --> 0:32:56.600 But like why there's something special about. 0:32:56.320 --> 0:33:00.640 Us, something about me like put me in the bara. 0:33:01.440 --> 0:33:05.560 Literally put me in the box. He is so literally last. 0:33:05.360 --> 0:33:08.680 Video are you good? Wait? How many videos does he 0:33:08.760 --> 0:33:09.560 release a month? 0:33:09.920 --> 0:33:14.400 Like maybe one or two? But his last video made 0:33:14.520 --> 0:33:18.480 me and Enya so happy that kids versus one hundred. 0:33:18.560 --> 0:33:20.600 Literally I teared up the first time we watch it, 0:33:20.640 --> 0:33:22.160 and then the second time we watched it, I cried. 0:33:22.240 --> 0:33:24.360 Yeah I care for spoilers. 0:33:24.360 --> 0:33:30.719 Okay, spoilers alerts, mister spoiler alert yeah, we don't spoil 0:33:30.800 --> 0:33:33.040 alert anything else we ever do, but for some reason 0:33:33.040 --> 0:33:36.120 we choose the spoiler Mister V's video. It is more 0:33:36.160 --> 0:33:38.480 culturally important than any movie I've seen, you know what 0:33:38.560 --> 0:33:38.960 it is? 0:33:39.600 --> 0:33:43.600 Like I think why that video bayed us like so 0:33:43.800 --> 0:33:46.120 emotional is because we have fully gone to the age 0:33:46.120 --> 0:33:48.160 that we cry at like everything that like is a 0:33:48.200 --> 0:33:51.719 tear drinker on our iPhones, yeah, and on TV, Like 0:33:51.760 --> 0:33:54.760 I literally like at any sight of like a parent 0:33:54.880 --> 0:33:58.360 child relationship being sweet, I will cry and kill myself 0:33:58.360 --> 0:34:00.000 and like heel over and die and like roll over, 0:34:00.280 --> 0:34:03.400 like I literally will pass away. And that episode so 0:34:03.440 --> 0:34:05.280 basically what it was, it was one hundred kids versus 0:34:05.400 --> 0:34:07.920 one hundred adults. And you're like that's already interesting and 0:34:07.960 --> 0:34:10.000 then we're like how was that legally possible? 0:34:10.280 --> 0:34:13.800 But it's because it's like the parents versus kids. 0:34:13.800 --> 0:34:16.720 So it's like parents like signing waivers that their kids 0:34:16.760 --> 0:34:19.080 can stay in these fucking boxes for a week, and like. 0:34:19.040 --> 0:34:21.080 The parents are involved too, so like the dude. 0:34:20.880 --> 0:34:25.120 This was actually kind of crazy because they buried kids 0:34:25.160 --> 0:34:28.160 in coffins. They buried like seventy kids. It was weird 0:34:28.200 --> 0:34:31.440 as fun. Misters is like actually treading behind like he 0:34:31.560 --> 0:34:32.319 is pushing it. 0:34:32.560 --> 0:34:36.080 But it's just like kids versus parents whatever. And at 0:34:36.120 --> 0:34:38.760 the end, like at one point they like let them talk. 0:34:38.640 --> 0:34:40.239 Because the boxes are next to each other, and they 0:34:40.239 --> 0:34:41.719 put a pipe through and the kids talk to each other, 0:34:41.719 --> 0:34:44.000 and the kids like start crying talking to their parents, 0:34:44.040 --> 0:34:45.719 and their parents too, and like some of the kids 0:34:45.719 --> 0:34:47.400 call for their parents and their parents aren't in the 0:34:47.440 --> 0:34:50.040 box like anymore trying to win, so the kids get 0:34:50.040 --> 0:34:52.640 really upset and sad and like it's just so like 0:34:52.640 --> 0:34:54.480 like emotionally. 0:34:53.760 --> 0:34:56.640 Like this seems objectively fucked up. What are you talking? 0:34:56.760 --> 0:34:58.719 No, no, no, you have to watch it. 0:34:58.760 --> 0:35:02.120 You have to watch it describing kids being tortured. 0:35:02.760 --> 0:35:05.040 Separated from the sweet and it is, you know, like 0:35:05.080 --> 0:35:07.480 the kids and parents because then at the end, a 0:35:07.480 --> 0:35:09.279 bunch of the kids that were left, a bunch of 0:35:09.280 --> 0:35:11.560 their parents are in the box still like they they 0:35:11.600 --> 0:35:13.200 all stayed in these also box mix. 0:35:13.280 --> 0:35:15.800 It sounds tiny, but it's a building, like it's a huge. 0:35:16.239 --> 0:35:18.320 I was like literally a coffin. 0:35:18.640 --> 0:35:21.239 No, no, they were buried in coffins underground. 0:35:21.560 --> 0:35:22.359 What is going on? 0:35:22.600 --> 0:35:25.960 It's literally like he built like two like huge building 0:35:26.000 --> 0:35:28.800 shape like boxes and it's like saying the Box Challenge, 0:35:29.000 --> 0:35:32.399 like whatever, it is odd that there's a boarding party 0:35:32.440 --> 0:35:33.960 in there because I know it's stunk because it was 0:35:33.960 --> 0:35:36.560 like four days and going in there cleaning it because 0:35:36.560 --> 0:35:38.239 I'm like, those kids are shitting their ass off. They're 0:35:38.239 --> 0:35:41.160 feeding everybody oatmeal every day, like their metabolism is kicking 0:35:41.200 --> 0:35:41.560 right now. 0:35:41.760 --> 0:35:42.640 But it's just. 0:35:42.560 --> 0:35:44.279 Because at the end they all like come out and 0:35:44.320 --> 0:35:45.799 they like hug each other and it's sweet and like 0:35:45.800 --> 0:35:48.600 the kids and adults who like both stayed in it 0:35:48.680 --> 0:35:49.160 or crying. 0:35:49.040 --> 0:35:50.399 And they're like you did it, you did it, Oh 0:35:50.440 --> 0:35:50.840 my god, and. 0:35:50.840 --> 0:35:54.120 They're like just all so proud because like you know, 0:35:54.239 --> 0:35:57.160 before they left that morning to like go to the competition, 0:35:57.400 --> 0:35:59.840 they sat at the table and they were like, Okay, no, 0:36:00.040 --> 0:36:01.759 no matter what, stay in there, and I'm going to 0:36:01.800 --> 0:36:04.520 stay in there too, so that like, no matter what happens, 0:36:04.640 --> 0:36:08.040 like we will walk away winning this. I was just 0:36:08.040 --> 0:36:12.200 sweet because it's like, ah, I feel like it's very animalistic. 0:36:12.400 --> 0:36:14.799 I feel like the final Mister Beast video is going 0:36:14.880 --> 0:36:17.719 to be Mister be bailing out the United States and 0:36:17.840 --> 0:36:23.000 like the next financial crisis or something, hopefully. 0:36:22.680 --> 0:36:25.360 Like literally he's so long, what is it? 0:36:25.480 --> 0:36:27.919 I call it kind of scary, like in a way 0:36:28.160 --> 0:36:30.120 like there's something up. 0:36:30.920 --> 0:36:35.879 Yeah. No, and forever Adam Roper or what is his name, Mark, 0:36:36.200 --> 0:36:39.160 Mark Rober and mister Beast have some skeletons in their 0:36:39.200 --> 0:36:45.279 closet that that guy is awesome. I love Mark. 0:36:45.400 --> 0:36:48.040 I actually get excited like a baby when I see 0:36:48.040 --> 0:36:50.880 he drops a video because he'll like make squirrels like 0:36:51.000 --> 0:36:54.040 do these competitions and stuff in his backyard. Yeah, it's 0:36:54.120 --> 0:36:55.200 really sad, but. 0:36:55.480 --> 0:36:58.280 I've seen like the guy who like feeds all his raccoons, 0:36:58.280 --> 0:36:59.080 but I haven't seen that. 0:36:59.360 --> 0:37:02.920 No, No, it's it's it's like really high budget science 0:37:03.239 --> 0:37:06.680 based content. Like hey, he worked on like a rovert 0:37:06.719 --> 0:37:09.200 in Nassam and started like a YouTube channel that science 0:37:09.239 --> 0:37:11.960 based and there's it's good. There's some evil energy there 0:37:12.000 --> 0:37:14.600 that I cannot explain. I cannot explain it. No, I'm 0:37:14.600 --> 0:37:16.920 just kidding. He's such a good guy. He really is 0:37:16.960 --> 0:37:17.399 so nice. 0:37:17.440 --> 0:37:20.719 That's like the part of me that like fears power 0:37:21.000 --> 0:37:23.120 is like there's something up with mister bees. 0:37:23.280 --> 0:37:23.480 Yeah. 0:37:23.520 --> 0:37:25.160 But then the part of me that I'm like he's 0:37:25.280 --> 0:37:28.480 just like a dude who's literally like like yeah, you. 0:37:28.440 --> 0:37:30.400 Know what, you go sinky because I kind of have 0:37:30.400 --> 0:37:32.560 a feeling he stinks, but like you go stinky. 0:37:33.160 --> 0:37:38.200 But Blackstone Reality Real real Estate worth one hundred and 0:37:38.239 --> 0:37:42.040 twenty five billion dollars owns one hundred and twenty five 0:37:42.040 --> 0:37:44.640 billion dollars of apartment complexes all across America and have 0:37:44.680 --> 0:37:46.799 been buying it up ever since two thousand and eight, 0:37:46.840 --> 0:37:49.680 probably prior while they're collapsing, and so are all the 0:37:49.719 --> 0:37:52.400 other make a reality or real estate companies. So like 0:37:52.960 --> 0:37:55.719 just wait, just wait, everything's going to go back to 0:37:55.800 --> 0:37:57.239 how it was supposed to be, where we can all 0:37:57.280 --> 0:37:58.640 own our own stuff. 0:37:59.719 --> 0:38:02.359 Well, well, I think if you use your phone and 0:38:02.480 --> 0:38:04.919 text somebody horizontally. 0:38:04.160 --> 0:38:05.440 That you're a fucking killer. 0:38:06.200 --> 0:38:08.400 Wait text on horizontally, like because. 0:38:08.120 --> 0:38:10.320 You can like turn off the thing and like text 0:38:10.360 --> 0:38:14.120 on your phone like this, oh Eerconomically, it's probably way better. 0:38:14.200 --> 0:38:16.359 I thought you were saying me doing that and like 0:38:16.400 --> 0:38:17.239 that I'm a killer. 0:38:17.400 --> 0:38:19.919 No, But like like that's like an old people thing, 0:38:20.000 --> 0:38:23.360 like why is fucking like why are you like turning 0:38:23.360 --> 0:38:24.160 your phone and like. 0:38:24.160 --> 0:38:24.920 Using it like that? 0:38:25.160 --> 0:38:27.600 I swear when the iPhone first came out, people would 0:38:27.600 --> 0:38:28.160 do that. 0:38:28.080 --> 0:38:31.520 No, because that was like you think I don't have 0:38:31.560 --> 0:38:32.480 a sidekick? Look at that. 0:38:32.560 --> 0:38:34.360 Yeah, exactly, because. 0:38:34.120 --> 0:38:35.200 Like that's when it was like lit. 0:38:35.200 --> 0:38:38.719 But like now, actually recently, I have been using my 0:38:38.800 --> 0:38:42.919 phone more often in horizontal mode than vertical mode because 0:38:42.920 --> 0:38:46.080 I've just been watching so much YouTube because I'm trying 0:38:46.120 --> 0:38:52.120 to get off of every other social media app. And yeah, that's. 0:38:52.000 --> 0:38:54.600 Normal watching like the YouTube video like that, but like 0:38:55.000 --> 0:38:56.000 texting like that. 0:38:56.080 --> 0:38:57.719 Like if you got off the YouTube video and you 0:38:57.719 --> 0:38:59.480 were able to type and look at videos, I'm like 0:39:00.239 --> 0:39:02.120 get like, get on your iPad, like what. 0:39:02.040 --> 0:39:03.960 Why are you on your iPhone like that? Even on 0:39:04.000 --> 0:39:07.680 your like if you text on your iPad, why are 0:39:07.680 --> 0:39:08.200 you doing that? 0:39:08.800 --> 0:39:09.040 Oh? 0:39:09.200 --> 0:39:10.840 I do that. I do that everywhere. 0:39:10.960 --> 0:39:13.360 I have the keyboard attachment to your iPad. 0:39:14.120 --> 0:39:16.840 You caught me doing that last night. I was sending 0:39:16.880 --> 0:39:20.000 audio messages. I literally it was so funny. I was like, Damn, 0:39:20.040 --> 0:39:21.479 this is like the first night in a very long 0:39:21.520 --> 0:39:24.600 time that I haven't been super like emotionally depressed and 0:39:24.640 --> 0:39:26.759 sad before going to bed and thinking about everything and 0:39:26.760 --> 0:39:28.640 freaking the fuck out. And I was like, damn, like 0:39:28.960 --> 0:39:31.360 I feel so good and happy and I love life. 0:39:31.400 --> 0:39:33.160 And I was just like spreading that joy with my 0:39:33.200 --> 0:39:35.280 really close friends Hunter and Tag, and I was like dude, 0:39:35.840 --> 0:39:37.839 life is beautiful. All you have to do is just 0:39:37.920 --> 0:39:41.719 like love. That's it, Like be happy. And then and 0:39:41.880 --> 0:39:48.280 you barged in with like the most gnarly, like anxiety 0:39:48.320 --> 0:39:52.200 stress inducing conversation I've ever had in my entire fucking life. 0:39:52.600 --> 0:39:54.200 And then I was like, I was like, oh, like 0:39:54.280 --> 0:39:56.239 I don't care, like I can see the beauty in 0:39:56.320 --> 0:39:58.799 life and I love everything. And then just I like 0:39:58.920 --> 0:40:03.480 kept thinking about it spiraling. Granted it pitched me off, 0:40:03.719 --> 0:40:08.200 not you, the conversation at hand, but you know. 0:40:08.200 --> 0:40:09.640 I had to do it, like I just like I 0:40:09.680 --> 0:40:11.399 could sense from the living room. I was like, Drew 0:40:11.520 --> 0:40:13.560 is silent and happy, and I need to go over 0:40:13.560 --> 0:40:15.799 there and I need to kill that joy. Yeah, I 0:40:15.840 --> 0:40:17.759 just need to remind you that like, life. 0:40:17.520 --> 0:40:21.080 Is not evil. There's nothing good that happens. It's it's 0:40:21.080 --> 0:40:24.920 a pit of suffering. Why am I like cyphysiss your 0:40:24.920 --> 0:40:30.720 syphilis syphilis, the guy who rolls the ball up the syphilis. Yeah, 0:40:30.800 --> 0:40:39.200 you are serving syphiliss, sissyphis cissy fist. Oh, Candace Owens 0:40:39.239 --> 0:40:41.120 needs to keep my name out her fucking mouth for 0:40:41.960 --> 0:40:45.800 said your name. She needs to show the fuck out 0:40:45.960 --> 0:40:49.360 like Candace Owens, like, yes, I'm a man. Yes, I 0:40:49.440 --> 0:40:52.839 wear dresses like you don't have to post it on video. 0:40:52.960 --> 0:40:54.320 Wasn't the video of you in the living room and 0:40:54.400 --> 0:40:55.760 my big ass dress twirling? 0:40:56.360 --> 0:40:59.560 There was one of me frolicking around in one of 0:40:59.560 --> 0:41:11.360 your dress is in your bedroom, Sade? She posted inside 0:41:11.480 --> 0:41:13.920 posted that as a rebuttal, the one of me spinning 0:41:13.960 --> 0:41:24.440 in the dress, Sade. And I was like, yeah, like 0:41:24.520 --> 0:41:26.600 I don't give a fuck. But I was lumped in 0:41:26.640 --> 0:41:30.120 with like Harry Styles and other uber famous people at 0:41:30.120 --> 0:41:32.000 the point at that time, So I was like, damn, 0:41:32.160 --> 0:41:35.560 like she sees me in this dress and things like 0:41:35.800 --> 0:41:40.040 Harry Styles, yeah, or things like oh like big influence, 0:41:40.280 --> 0:41:43.080 Like I can twist it to feed my ego somehow. 0:41:44.719 --> 0:41:46.439 But that bitch really did post me and I don't 0:41:46.480 --> 0:41:48.799 give a fuck. Like she thinks you're going to hell, 0:41:48.960 --> 0:41:51.040 you literally cannot. She needs to keep my name out 0:41:51.040 --> 0:41:52.560 of her mouth. I'm not fucking playing. 0:41:52.719 --> 0:41:57.880 You need to keep your mouth on my mouth. I 0:41:57.880 --> 0:41:58.719 want you to know that. 0:42:01.040 --> 0:42:02.600 How come I can't smoke on a plane but they 0:42:02.600 --> 0:42:04.480 could cook that stinky fucking fish up there? 0:42:04.640 --> 0:42:05.240 Yeah, true? 0:42:05.880 --> 0:42:09.000 Like why like literally, what is me smoking? Like a 0:42:09.160 --> 0:42:12.239 little bit gonna do? If anything? You need me to 0:42:12.280 --> 0:42:15.840 smoke on the plane to eradicate the fox before I 0:42:15.840 --> 0:42:17.960 think everybody like hits something. 0:42:18.239 --> 0:42:20.319 Somebody trying to build a bomb on the plane that 0:42:20.360 --> 0:42:24.319 I was on from New York. I believe you, I'm 0:42:24.360 --> 0:42:25.200 being serious. 0:42:25.719 --> 0:42:26.920 How did they do that? 0:42:26.920 --> 0:42:27.479 That's a shame. 0:42:27.760 --> 0:42:29.279 Okay, I don't know if it was a bomb, but 0:42:29.440 --> 0:42:31.799 like I looked over and the sky came out and 0:42:31.840 --> 0:42:34.279 a ton of smoke came out of the bathroom, and 0:42:34.320 --> 0:42:38.160 then the flight attendant was like, shit, you shit a 0:42:38.200 --> 0:42:39.359 cartoon sh the new. 0:42:39.320 --> 0:42:42.240 Kiki Palmer snl a bit. Yeah, it's fucking baby smoking 0:42:42.239 --> 0:42:43.399 cigarettes inside of him. 0:42:43.520 --> 0:42:45.560 Okay, So the flight attendant went over, Yeah, the flight 0:42:45.880 --> 0:42:48.320 was like, excuse me, did you light something on fire? 0:42:48.400 --> 0:42:50.920 And he was like, I have no idea what you're 0:42:50.960 --> 0:42:52.840 talking about. And there's just like a ship ton of 0:42:52.880 --> 0:42:55.239 smoke coming out. She's like, come over here, look at this, 0:42:55.280 --> 0:42:57.200 look at this, and it like she was like yelling 0:42:57.239 --> 0:42:58.760 at him in front of everyone, and he just would 0:42:58.760 --> 0:43:03.040 not admit to clearly, like he'd like he had like 0:43:03.080 --> 0:43:05.440 the box mod like it literally seemed like you had 0:43:05.480 --> 0:43:08.480 a fog machine in there, because he was like, I 0:43:08.520 --> 0:43:12.160 have literally no idea what you're talking about that house. 0:43:12.760 --> 0:43:15.120 Maddox one time on a plane, he was, I forget 0:43:15.160 --> 0:43:17.000 what there. I think they were flying to Missouri and 0:43:17.040 --> 0:43:21.280 it was Madeline, my mom, Steven, my dad, and Maddox 0:43:21.320 --> 0:43:24.879 going to Missouri and Maddox it was a completely empty flight, 0:43:24.920 --> 0:43:27.800 like they were the only five people on this airplane. 0:43:28.000 --> 0:43:29.840 And Maddox's like my nine year old nephew, he was 0:43:29.840 --> 0:43:31.920 probably eight or seven at the time. He went to 0:43:31.960 --> 0:43:35.239 the bathroom and like disappeared for like thirty minutes, and 0:43:35.239 --> 0:43:37.319 everybody was like, where the fuck is Maddix. And then 0:43:37.400 --> 0:43:39.440 he came back and he just sat down and was 0:43:39.600 --> 0:43:42.640 completely silent for the rest of the flight. And then 0:43:42.880 --> 0:43:44.960 my sister went up to go to the restroom and 0:43:45.000 --> 0:43:49.080 Maddox had gone into that restroom and destroyed it like 0:43:49.800 --> 0:43:54.360 soaked like toilet paper and like water and through it 0:43:54.400 --> 0:43:57.080 at the sink and was trying like flushing the toilet 0:43:57.160 --> 0:43:59.880 paper down this like the toilet as it like go, 0:44:00.239 --> 0:44:02.839 and like he had fucked it up. And he completely lied. 0:44:02.880 --> 0:44:05.080 He was the only person that went into that bathroom 0:44:05.239 --> 0:44:08.319 the entire flight other than Madeline. And he is still 0:44:08.360 --> 0:44:11.000 to this day committed to that line. He will not 0:44:11.080 --> 0:44:13.520 admit that he destroyed the bathroom and it was so 0:44:13.560 --> 0:44:15.480 bad that the flight attendant was just like, no, the 0:44:15.520 --> 0:44:17.120 spats rooms like off limits. You had to use the 0:44:17.160 --> 0:44:21.360 other one. And like he lied, and like it's hilarious, 0:44:21.400 --> 0:44:22.279 Like I don't give a fuck. 0:44:25.800 --> 0:44:27.239 He got his iPad taken away. 0:44:27.360 --> 0:44:29.000 No he did, Like he got in a lot of trouble. 0:44:29.000 --> 0:44:30.360 I was gonna say he got his ass beet, but 0:44:30.560 --> 0:44:31.800 he didn't get his speed. 0:44:32.440 --> 0:44:33.879 Well he did because I beat his ass. 0:44:34.040 --> 0:44:38.560 Yeah, yeah, but. 0:44:40.000 --> 0:44:41.280 I don't know what I was gonna say. 0:44:41.360 --> 0:44:43.560 Oh, I love when kids lie. Like once kids get 0:44:43.640 --> 0:44:45.960 to the age where they just start lying, it's so good. 0:44:46.080 --> 0:44:48.319 Someone the other day told me that actually kids like 0:44:48.480 --> 0:44:52.760 lying early is a good sign of their intelligence, because. 0:44:55.880 --> 0:44:59.840 It was just like itching behind my ear, just getting 0:44:59.840 --> 0:45:00.560 them ocean right. 0:45:02.040 --> 0:45:06.360 I hate, but it's like a sign of intelligence because 0:45:06.440 --> 0:45:08.840 like if a kid can sit here in articulate like 0:45:09.280 --> 0:45:11.440 a situation to be like, oh, how can I frame 0:45:11.480 --> 0:45:14.839 this situation that like it will benefit me If they 0:45:15.000 --> 0:45:17.520 start doing that really young, that is kind of scary, 0:45:17.560 --> 0:45:19.480 but like it's a sign of intelligence because if like 0:45:19.480 --> 0:45:21.759 your four year old can be like, Okay, that thing 0:45:21.840 --> 0:45:23.920 was wrong, I'm gonna say that I did this instead 0:45:24.000 --> 0:45:26.120 so that like it doesn't fall back on me. Then 0:45:26.160 --> 0:45:29.279 it's like showing that the kid has like can just 0:45:29.400 --> 0:45:31.880 like keep up, like okay, like I know this, I 0:45:31.960 --> 0:45:32.839 know that, I know. 0:45:32.840 --> 0:45:34.800 That, but also maybe like terrifying. 0:45:35.120 --> 0:45:37.680 I like kids when they like lie about stupid shit 0:45:38.520 --> 0:45:41.960 like that, like him coming to the seat dead silent, 0:45:42.239 --> 0:45:43.080 being dead. 0:45:42.960 --> 0:45:47.000 Silent, like he knew, like yeah, he was, like you know, it's. 0:45:46.920 --> 0:45:48.440 Also to think about as he got it there he 0:45:48.480 --> 0:45:51.200 did the first mark of bad action was like that 0:45:51.200 --> 0:45:55.560 felt good, Like he probably started with like squirting the 0:45:55.600 --> 0:45:57.680 soap and not taking it and it just fucking shooting. 0:45:57.719 --> 0:45:59.960 It was like he's he's like a well behaved kid, 0:46:00.080 --> 0:46:01.839 and this was like a purge for him, like he's 0:46:01.840 --> 0:46:04.799 never done anything like this ever, but like it was 0:46:05.400 --> 0:46:09.719 apparently like brutal in gnarly and cannot believe literally. 0:46:09.440 --> 0:46:10.000 Just so bored. 0:46:10.040 --> 0:46:12.080 Y'all also put him on a fucking metal tube probably 0:46:12.080 --> 0:46:13.280 with no movies on his iPad. 0:46:13.320 --> 0:46:16.240 He's like, yeah, and he probably didn't take his medicine 0:46:16.280 --> 0:46:17.960 that day, dude. It was it was just like a 0:46:17.960 --> 0:46:20.960 lot like apparently for my parents and Madeline and Steve. 0:46:21.320 --> 0:46:25.319 But it's so funny him getting in trouble when he 0:46:25.360 --> 0:46:27.960 does something like stupid or that he doesn't shouldn't be 0:46:28.000 --> 0:46:30.600 doing because he actually is like really intelligent. Like I 0:46:30.960 --> 0:46:33.759 actually believe that he is like super smart and way 0:46:33.800 --> 0:46:38.520 too smart for his own good. And he's like way 0:46:38.520 --> 0:46:41.040 too smart for his own good. And uh, every time 0:46:41.080 --> 0:46:43.960 he gets in trouble, like it is so funny to 0:46:44.040 --> 0:46:46.120 watch the way he reacts to it because he like 0:46:46.400 --> 0:46:50.480 shut down, shuts down, gets super red, like doesn't cry, 0:46:50.560 --> 0:46:52.520 but like is like a complete Like you can see 0:46:52.520 --> 0:46:54.840 how embarrassed he is that he like did that because 0:46:54.840 --> 0:46:57.600 he knows better. Yeah, I just like when kids know better. 0:46:58.880 --> 0:47:05.280 My my cousin's what, Oh it's funny. 0:47:05.320 --> 0:47:08.040 You guys are funny people. So I'm sorry that I 0:47:08.160 --> 0:47:09.080 like to like to. 0:47:09.080 --> 0:47:12.759 Laugh tomorrow, don't even bother talking in Oh my god. 0:47:12.840 --> 0:47:15.239 Yeah, we're recording like eighteen episodes in a row for 0:47:15.280 --> 0:47:17.840 you guys. It's gonna be so hard. 0:47:20.520 --> 0:47:24.000 Well, with that being said, should we hop into some media, Yeah, 0:47:24.080 --> 0:47:24.920 mediash media. 0:47:25.000 --> 0:47:26.440 What if I put my head in the oven like 0:47:26.560 --> 0:47:27.680 Sylvia Plath, I. 0:47:27.640 --> 0:47:29.680 Would actually so hard? 0:47:30.640 --> 0:47:34.040 Is it kill you? You would die from decapital I. 0:47:34.040 --> 0:47:35.680 Would love if you did that. 0:47:35.920 --> 0:47:38.120 I'm gonna save that for the sixty ninth episode. 0:47:38.840 --> 0:47:43.840 Damn. You know what was really damn that body, like whoa. 0:47:44.640 --> 0:47:48.040 You know what sucked is my family stores like oil, 0:47:48.640 --> 0:47:51.799 like used oil. Like if they like fried something, they'll 0:47:51.840 --> 0:47:53.480 like if it's a big thing of oil, they'll just 0:47:53.520 --> 0:47:56.279 store it in the oven. And so many times as 0:47:56.280 --> 0:47:58.560 a fucking kid, I'd be like, I'm gonna make cookies 0:47:58.840 --> 0:47:59.960 and turn on the oven and. 0:47:59.880 --> 0:48:02.200 I I just burned smoke out the hell and like. 0:48:02.160 --> 0:48:04.440 I opened the oven to go put my cookies in, 0:48:04.480 --> 0:48:07.560 and I get like fucking bombed by like a bunch 0:48:07.600 --> 0:48:10.720 of like smoke from burnt oil. Or like I would 0:48:10.760 --> 0:48:12.520 when I would go take the oil, I would drop 0:48:12.520 --> 0:48:13.879 all the oil at the bottle and be like fuck, 0:48:14.000 --> 0:48:15.480 I'd like I don't want to fucking clean it, and 0:48:15.520 --> 0:48:17.000 I would just like put it back and then it 0:48:17.000 --> 0:48:19.680 would still burn. And then like that burnt oil would 0:48:19.719 --> 0:48:22.160 burn over and over and over again every time I 0:48:22.239 --> 0:48:22.440 use it. 0:48:24.440 --> 0:48:28.640 Burn burned these nuts. Well, here's my I have a 0:48:28.719 --> 0:48:31.879 note that is just ha ha ha ha. 0:48:32.320 --> 0:48:36.279 Okay, you're a freak. My media of the week is 0:48:36.360 --> 0:48:38.400 boys a Liar by Pink Panthers. 0:48:39.040 --> 0:48:43.560 I genuinely have listened to that song thirty eight to 0:48:43.800 --> 0:48:45.719 forty five times in the last two days. 0:48:45.719 --> 0:48:47.520 Because it's literally only two minutes long. 0:48:47.640 --> 0:48:49.600 It is the only song she has listened to now 0:48:49.640 --> 0:48:50.080 when you. 0:48:50.000 --> 0:48:53.560 Put that oh, as I say, when you put that 0:48:53.600 --> 0:48:55.439 into time, I've only listened to it for twenty minutes, 0:48:55.480 --> 0:48:56.960 but that's like eighty minutes of listening. 0:48:58.680 --> 0:49:02.200 Damn, damn, damn, damn. 0:49:02.239 --> 0:49:04.360 And honestly, that's the only media I'm gonna give you 0:49:04.360 --> 0:49:10.319 guys today. Actually, my other song is and this is 0:49:10.360 --> 0:49:13.959 my last media is take About by Madonna's a song. 0:49:14.840 --> 0:49:14.960 Oh. 0:49:16.560 --> 0:49:21.719 I've been listening to like a lot of Brazilian funk yesterday. 0:49:21.800 --> 0:49:24.680 I mean, Jesus Christ, I've been listening to a lot 0:49:24.719 --> 0:49:30.439 of Brazilian funk recently, which is like the most lit 0:49:30.520 --> 0:49:34.920 music I think ever created. I haven't heard like anything 0:49:35.400 --> 0:49:37.920 that makes me want to like move more than that music. 0:49:38.160 --> 0:49:40.160 I don't have any specific songs off the top of 0:49:40.160 --> 0:49:41.719 my head because it's just like a bunch of like 0:49:41.840 --> 0:49:47.360 random m season DJs on SoundCloud, Like it's like a 0:49:47.360 --> 0:49:50.799 playlist that our friend made for me. But yeah, just 0:49:50.840 --> 0:49:54.120 look into it and find your own shit. It's really 0:49:54.160 --> 0:50:00.400 really fun. And then still on my like schizophrenic music taste, 0:50:00.480 --> 0:50:02.840 like I made a playlist of just like all the 0:50:02.920 --> 0:50:07.520 music that like genuinely like there's no reason I should 0:50:07.520 --> 0:50:12.400 be listening. I don't know what this song is, but like, 0:50:12.480 --> 0:50:18.680 that's not a real song, and I love this. I'm 0:50:18.800 --> 0:50:20.520 just so into it right now and I cannot get 0:50:20.520 --> 0:50:25.680 out of that hole. But like an example is uh, 0:50:26.560 --> 0:50:28.040 I think I already said all this shit. 0:50:28.760 --> 0:50:31.320 I know a lot of my stuff I've been listening 0:50:31.360 --> 0:50:33.799 to already, so I've said already. So I'm just like 0:50:34.719 --> 0:50:37.879 I'm taking up fellow. 0:50:37.560 --> 0:50:43.080 Silence, Amiga as Una, Lastima k Algin. I don't know 0:50:43.080 --> 0:50:45.920 how the last story is cut off by arrow gross 0:50:48.960 --> 0:50:51.040 rave Rats, but that's like a ten minute song. I 0:50:51.080 --> 0:50:53.239 don't fucking know. And I haven't been watching movies. I 0:50:53.239 --> 0:50:55.120 want to go see Bones and All or the new 0:50:55.200 --> 0:50:58.600 Pixar movie Strange World. Yeah, I'm down. 0:50:58.640 --> 0:51:03.160 I want to say Strange our friend who we're supposed 0:51:03.160 --> 0:51:03.719 to see more who. 0:51:03.719 --> 0:51:04.839 I don't know how we're gonna make that work? 0:51:04.880 --> 0:51:05.760 Oh we actually? 0:51:06.400 --> 0:51:08.239 Yeah, I have to hit that motherfucker up because I 0:51:08.239 --> 0:51:11.279 can't today because I have literally after this after run 0:51:11.280 --> 0:51:12.320 to a shoot. 0:51:13.760 --> 0:51:15.880 And then I have the gym after. 0:51:15.640 --> 0:51:19.880 That, So damn. I don't know why I'm so fucking nervous, 0:51:20.760 --> 0:51:21.800 But anyways. 0:51:21.440 --> 0:51:23.000 You're always nervous to meet new people. 0:51:23.320 --> 0:51:27.719 Yeah, I hate I hate having to Like yeah, I 0:51:27.760 --> 0:51:30.120 don't hate it, I love it, but like it's so 0:51:30.440 --> 0:51:34.160 fucking hard for me to like be comfortable around a 0:51:34.200 --> 0:51:37.840 new person because like I'm just like a like just 0:51:38.520 --> 0:51:40.600 I don't know, I don't know, I get to my head, 0:51:40.640 --> 0:51:44.440 but I I have been playing. I haven't been watching movies. 0:51:44.480 --> 0:51:46.719 I'm want to see strange world bones and all. But 0:51:47.680 --> 0:51:51.919 I've been playing the new Pokemon game, which, like, if 0:51:51.920 --> 0:51:56.000 you just look at like internet reviews of that game, 0:51:56.080 --> 0:51:58.600 like it looks like it's the worst game ever created, 0:51:58.600 --> 0:52:01.520 but I actually played it, and there is a reason 0:52:01.520 --> 0:52:03.600 why it sold ten million copies in the first week. 0:52:03.640 --> 0:52:07.120 It is, I personally think, like the best Pokemon game 0:52:07.239 --> 0:52:09.640 ever made. And like I hate when people say this 0:52:09.640 --> 0:52:12.799 about triple a billion dollar gaming companies, where they're like 0:52:12.800 --> 0:52:15.239 it's a step in the right direction, but like it 0:52:15.280 --> 0:52:18.160 really is. Like if they could just figure out the graphics, 0:52:18.200 --> 0:52:21.440 it would be a masterpiece. But like I don't even 0:52:21.480 --> 0:52:23.840 know if you could run cood graphics other than fucking 0:52:23.880 --> 0:52:26.080 Breath of the Wild, which was in development for fifteen 0:52:26.120 --> 0:52:28.960 fucking years on the switch. Like, I don't know, I 0:52:29.000 --> 0:52:32.560 have my qualms and thoughts about it, but Pokemon Violet 0:52:32.840 --> 0:52:36.560 and Scarlet is a really great game and you should 0:52:36.560 --> 0:52:38.400 play it. And I already beat it. I beat it 0:52:38.440 --> 0:52:40.719 in like four days and then I just have kind 0:52:40.719 --> 0:52:42.719 of been chilling on it. It's like the first game 0:52:42.760 --> 0:52:44.640 in a while that I like, am okay, just like 0:52:44.680 --> 0:52:46.800 picking up my switch and playing randomly. 0:52:47.520 --> 0:52:50.680 All right, Well, thank you guys so much for listening. 0:52:51.840 --> 0:52:54.880 Yeah, thank you for tuning in for just weekends. 0:52:55.000 --> 0:53:01.799 And yeah, if you can get as number one on Spotify, 0:53:02.040 --> 0:53:03.399 I will make an only fans. 0:53:03.600 --> 0:53:05.760 I will make an only fans, and I will show 0:53:05.800 --> 0:53:06.319 my cock. 0:53:06.680 --> 0:53:33.799 Let's get me number one on Spotify.