Speaker 1: Oh wait, no, that was the Fiona Apple ship I
Speaker 1: was trying to do. It just came out way better.
Speaker 1: You know. At the end of she starts fucking screaming,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, my god, I.
Speaker 2: Want you to love me. Yea vegetable Cutters.
Speaker 1: No, I said vegetable cutters. That it sounds like I
Speaker 1: said vegetable cutters Fianna Apple's album Vegetable Cutters. It makes
Speaker 1: sense because her last name is Apple.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna fucking hit you.
Speaker 3: Okay, So we've talked about this before, but I just
Speaker 3: need to bring it up again because I just had
Speaker 3: a new addition onto why it's gross when men don't
Speaker 3: wash their hands after they pee.
Speaker 1: Okay, wait, let me let me preface the story. So
Speaker 1: I went to the bathroom right before we recorded, and
Speaker 1: I had washed my hands because I had dust from
Speaker 1: my hands because I got out my three DS because
Speaker 1: I'm giving it to my nephew for Christmas. Blah blah
Speaker 1: blah blah blah. And I was like, I don't want
Speaker 1: fucking dust all over my fingers. That's nasty. And then
Speaker 1: I came back in here and I was like, oh wait,
Speaker 1: I actually need to pee. So I went pee and
Speaker 1: water from my hands had splashed on the toilet bowl
Speaker 1: lid when I washed it, and I was like, I'm
Speaker 1: not getting down there to fucking wipe that water off
Speaker 1: the toilet bowl lid. It's literally fucking soap water, like
Speaker 1: it's not going to affect anybody. So I was like,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna wipe that off. And so I came
Speaker 1: back in here and I was like, FYI, guys, I
Speaker 1: just peeded, but it's water from my hands when I
Speaker 1: washed my hands, not piss on the toilet bowl seat.
Speaker 2: And then I was like, and but you said it.
Speaker 2: You were like, oh, from when I washed my hands
Speaker 2: before I peened.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And then I was like, okay, but did you
Speaker 3: wash your hands like after you peede?
Speaker 2: I'm confused, Like why did you wash your hands.
Speaker 1: I don't have a dirty dick, I don't here, I
Speaker 1: don't have a dirty penis. I don't have to wash
Speaker 1: my hands.
Speaker 2: Men literally don't wipe.
Speaker 3: And I know that fucking wiener drips in your fucking undies,
Speaker 3: so you have pissy undies.
Speaker 2: You have pissy undies and your wiener goes.
Speaker 1: Every man has pissy undies, So.
Speaker 3: Okay, but that's what I'm saying is like that adds
Speaker 3: so why you should be washing hands, because each time
Speaker 3: you fucking grab your grubbing, nasty wiener, you have to
Speaker 3: dig through your fucking crusted over peepe like calcium fied
Speaker 3: underwear to grab your calcium wiener.
Speaker 2: And then also before we.
Speaker 3: Started, jerisiting here like this, like literally like touching the
Speaker 3: fuck out of its fouth.
Speaker 1: No, I was pulling my nose down so I can
Speaker 1: smell my mustache. It's a thing.
Speaker 2: And then he said he said it smelled like ricotta cheese.
Speaker 2: And then he was like, I didn't say anything. He gus,
Speaker 2: I was kidding, like I got it there.
Speaker 1: It doesn't smell like ricotta cheese. It smells like fucking diptique. Yeah, sure, yeah,
Speaker 1: it does smell my mustache.
Speaker 3: Noskay, I know somebody has stinking breath.
Speaker 2: Their mustache was like fucking shit.
Speaker 1: Like not mine, couldn't be me.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 3: One time when we were younger, my brother ate a
Speaker 3: big Mac and he said that his upper lip smelled
Speaker 3: like big Mac for two weeks and he was freaking know.
Speaker 1: The thing is is that has stuck with me ever
Speaker 1: since you told me that story. That has stuck with
Speaker 1: me since then. And I am actually petrified to eat
Speaker 1: big Macs because every time I eat them, I just
Speaker 1: have this like I smell the odor that a big
Speaker 1: Mac creates, and it's like, I don't know how that's appetizing,
Speaker 1: but somehow it is. But it stinks like fucking shit
Speaker 1: and like farm turns or something I don't know, and
Speaker 1: like it stains. It really does stain your skin if
Speaker 1: you get it on your fingers. Smell your fingers after
Speaker 1: a big Mac three days later and you'll smell the
Speaker 1: fucking special supersle.
Speaker 2: I feel like I have to burn my fingers after.
Speaker 1: Like eating they like so many onions in goddamn Chipotle.
Speaker 1: It is literally dangerous.
Speaker 3: Some of the bleach cleaner on our counter and like
Speaker 3: not use gloves and just get my fingers coated in it.
Speaker 2: And even then, if your nails are long enough, the.
Speaker 3: Scent seeps under your nails and it just stays there,
Speaker 3: like it gets like you know how calcium are, or.
Speaker 1: Like a viole amount of onions, Yeah, viole.
Speaker 3: Like you know how Like I was saying the other day,
Speaker 3: I was like, oh, I need to just get a
Speaker 3: new ki like litter box because Azul's piss has like
Speaker 3: entered the plastic. That's what I think Chipotle onions does
Speaker 3: to my nail best, like my actual like hard nails,
Speaker 3: Like the heat of the bowl while I'm eating and
Speaker 3: like grabbing the.
Speaker 2: Tortilla and stuff.
Speaker 3: It expands my nail bed from the heat so like
Speaker 3: it opens up layers so.
Speaker 2: That the gets go in.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then I.
Speaker 2: Just have stinky fucking fingers.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know, yeah, right, right, right right right. I
Speaker 1: had something to say to add to this conversation, and
Speaker 1: then I started thinking about the inevitable takeover of AI,
Speaker 1: and I genuinely was like, how do I segue into this?
Speaker 1: But there is no segue and it's just terrifying and
Speaker 1: there's nothing we can do. And your creative job is
Speaker 1: going to be obsolete soon because also that whole never mind.
Speaker 2: Oh the picture thing where you can put your picture
Speaker 2: in it, Like.
Speaker 3: Those things are a scam, like.
Speaker 1: To like for a psychological psychological operation.
Speaker 3: Bro.
Speaker 1: No, but it literally is stolen artwork from Devian Art,
Speaker 1: is what I've been seeing. I don't know if that's
Speaker 1: like real, but from what I've been seeing, it's like
Speaker 1: their databases use Deviant Art as like I just started
Speaker 1: and didn't realize, but.
Speaker 2: It's a foundation.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, and so like all those like drawing pictures
Speaker 1: are just derivative from like this defiant.
Speaker 3: Art also, although somebody could say that like Instagram and
Speaker 3: every other app is like data mining and like just
Speaker 3: taking our pictures and like selling them and like doing
Speaker 3: weird things with them. Like for some reason, when it
Speaker 3: comes to something like that, I'm like, once I'm on
Speaker 3: Safari uploading an image, it's a wrap.
Speaker 2: Actually, like I don't even know if it's on a website,
Speaker 2: but do you know what I mean?
Speaker 3: Like you hit something in it that apple things like
Speaker 3: used camera or like upload image.
Speaker 2: I'm like, you're not getting.
Speaker 3: Access to my fucking folders right now, because you know
Speaker 3: you have to scroll through for the good picture of
Speaker 3: yourself that you want to put in there.
Speaker 2: So that fucking.
Speaker 3: Website is seeing all your photos, it's seeing your kouchie's
Speaker 3: seeing your tits.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll think about this.
Speaker 2: We got to put a pair of tits in that thing, like, yeah, let's.
Speaker 1: See what happens. Let's see what happens. The web browser
Speaker 1: used within TikTok app can track every keystroke made on
Speaker 1: its user's phone. That's fucking terrifying, like we're all key logged.
Speaker 1: We're all key logged.
Speaker 2: Outside of the app.
Speaker 1: I think that's what it's saying. New York Times said
Speaker 1: it can track every keystroke in the phone.
Speaker 3: Well, I'm not on anything Instagram anymore, which does make
Speaker 3: me so out of the loop, Like I literally don't.
Speaker 1: Know anything, no idea what is going on anymore, which
Speaker 1: is kind of nice, but.
Speaker 2: I do all the only things I know is like
Speaker 2: with the thing like that.
Speaker 3: I'm also signed up for Apple News, but it's like
Speaker 3: not like to my abide, it'll be like nuclear missiles
Speaker 3: and I'm like, God, swipe up, there's nothing new, and
Speaker 3: I'm like, I gotta put my.
Speaker 2: Phone down and go to Fortnite right now.
Speaker 1: I recently made, I think, the best purchase I've ever
Speaker 1: made in my entire life.
Speaker 2: I have thought about the way my screams on it,
Speaker 2: and I was like, why can I make this up?
Speaker 1: I recently made the best purchase I've ever made in
Speaker 1: my entire life, and it is Apple News. But it's
Speaker 1: like no sponsorship, no sponsorship, but it genuinely has changed
Speaker 1: my life in a very real way, like instead of
Speaker 1: in the morning, like waking up and doom scrolling on
Speaker 1: my iPhone, I wake up and doom scroll on the
Speaker 1: Apple News app, but it is tailored to my preferences,
Speaker 1: so I like avoid all of the warship because I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: Like I don't need to see that. It's scary, it's verifying,
Speaker 1: like whatever. I avoid everything other than the only gnarly
Speaker 1: thing that scares me that I watch is literally AI.
Speaker 1: But everything else it's just like science based and like
Speaker 1: happy news articles and stuff like that. So every morning
Speaker 1: instead of yeah, I just like read a couple of
Speaker 1: articles in bed instead of LinkedIn for two hours watching TikTok,
Speaker 1: I do.
Speaker 2: Need to tap back into watching movies and shows and.
Speaker 3: Like reading books because I since I don't have any
Speaker 3: social media on my phone other than Instagram and my
Speaker 3: Instagram like for like page, like my following page, because
Speaker 3: I don't look at my discovery page.
Speaker 1: Oh I love my discovery page.
Speaker 2: We were going to discovery page on Instagram.
Speaker 3: You were fucking weird and like you were like living
Speaker 3: in a different space and realm of time that I am,
Speaker 3: and like that's so scary. You know.
Speaker 1: We were going through my likes and I'm not going
Speaker 1: to do that now because it's like actually humiliating.
Speaker 2: But it was literally like he looks like it was.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know, it was like sinsory tiko talks and
Speaker 1: ship like that. It was fucking weird, but I just
Speaker 1: love that ship. I love like that. It was sensory
Speaker 1: tiktoks like cute little baby monkeys and then like I
Speaker 1: don't know what else, lamps like I don't know, Like
Speaker 1: it was sound waves visualized, which is like really pretty
Speaker 1: if you.
Speaker 4: Want to know, I saw something today that I actually
Speaker 4: thought you would think was really pretty. But this three
Speaker 4: D artist like remakes like like little cells in the
Speaker 4: body and like one that he made like lipids like
Speaker 4: literally look so lit Like I was like, oh my god,
Speaker 4: I want to like live on this if I can.
Speaker 2: I can find it, okay, Oh.
Speaker 1: No, yeah wait, I want to fucking eat that.
Speaker 5: I want to fry it up.
Speaker 2: I bet it like pops and.
Speaker 1: It's like a gusher, like a goat gusher but natural flavored,
Speaker 1: so like shit, will insert those pictures you can see them.
Speaker 2: There was something else forgot.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, but but I have to get back to
Speaker 3: watching movies and reading books because.
Speaker 2: All I do now is the thing to consume in
Speaker 2: terms of purchasing online.
Speaker 3: All I do is like look at clothes and like
Speaker 3: books and shoes, and I'm like, wow, like why.
Speaker 2: Do I need this right now?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 3: But actually yesterday I found like a bunch of steals
Speaker 3: on things for you, And like I shouldn't say that,
Speaker 3: I should just like when it gets here it be
Speaker 3: like oh my god, like because I thought of you,
Speaker 3: but I have to make it a parent that I
Speaker 3: and it's not necessarily a gift because I don't think
Speaker 3: it'll get here in time.
Speaker 2: But I was like, you know what, I don't even care.
Speaker 1: Because this is I'm a good friend. I'm a good friend. Yeah,
Speaker 1: well I bodied your gift. So for Christmas, I know
Speaker 1: I've been really bad. I fucking tour. I'm gonna show
Speaker 1: Kai after this and he's gonna freak the fuck out
Speaker 1: and you're gonna be like, damn, I cannot believe you've
Speaker 1: done this. I cannot believe you've done this. And I'm
Speaker 1: just such a good gift giver. Of sudden, like something
Speaker 1: came over me.
Speaker 2: It's because I taught you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was so bad at giving guests for so long.
Speaker 1: It was actually like comical how bad I was, Like
Speaker 1: gift I don't know what to get anybody, because I like,
Speaker 1: I'm a selfish person and I only think about myself
Speaker 1: and I only think about what I want and I
Speaker 1: don't care what other people want.
Speaker 2: No, you know what it is.
Speaker 5: That's what I did. I got you guys both the
Speaker 5: flashlight and then I was just like, I.
Speaker 2: Hate that you have to like just bleep it.
Speaker 1: Because that is the funniest ship ever. It called me
Speaker 1: so off guard.
Speaker 2: But yeah, I know the last thing I was expecting
Speaker 2: you to say.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like, what the fuck? Leave that? Though, don't leave that,
Speaker 1: but what the.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna say?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 3: You know why it's hard for us to shop for
Speaker 3: each other in a friend group is because none of
Speaker 3: us say anything real, and then when we do, all
Speaker 3: of us are just listening waiting for our turn to
Speaker 3: say the real thing, and then no one's saying anything.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just never it's not a real conversation. Ever.
Speaker 1: I actually don't. I think that is the key to
Speaker 1: long lasting friendships is to talk about nothing forever, because
Speaker 1: I was thinking about that because we were like, why
Speaker 1: how do we still have shit to talk about always?
Speaker 1: And why are we not bored of each other?
Speaker 5: Yet?
Speaker 1: We've literally been together for every day for five years.
Speaker 1: Like it makes no sense how we don't hate each
Speaker 1: other's guts. And it's because we talk about nothing.
Speaker 2: We make noise.
Speaker 1: Now we make noise. Yeah, I like literally scream and
Speaker 1: making your laugh and it's like funny, It's like and like.
Speaker 2: That was like the addition to us being like, oh,
Speaker 2: what do we talk about? Like in the car we don't.
Speaker 2: We're we're really at a.
Speaker 3: Point of talking about nothing, Like, well, last night we
Speaker 3: were just making noise, like you were just oh, you
Speaker 3: were silent the whole fucking car ride, and then pulling
Speaker 3: up to the house, you just started making noise.
Speaker 2: I was like, but can you shut the fuck up?
Speaker 2: Like he was dead on it the whole car ride.
Speaker 1: You're mad? You're mad? Well yeah, so so AI is
Speaker 1: like taking over. Should we keep talking about that? Because
Speaker 1: it's actually scaring the fuck out of me? And I
Speaker 1: know Kai has some good shit to say about it.
Speaker 5: Kai, I will let you talk about it, Ai.
Speaker 3: Yes, because actually for once, it was actually not even
Speaker 3: for once, because I do fear like AI, and like
Speaker 3: I fear technology advancing.
Speaker 1: Wait, hold on, there's an explosion. How was that an explosion?
Speaker 1: In some car alarms going off in the dog's bark.
Speaker 1: Why did the whole house shake? What the fuck was that?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 1: Actually, what was that?
Speaker 3: That might have been like a gnarly car accident, but
Speaker 3: like that, No, literally.
Speaker 1: What if the nuke just went off? What if the
Speaker 1: AI heard is talking about it launched the nuke.
Speaker 3: I did see a video of somebody like pranking their
Speaker 3: family where they were like they air played this thing
Speaker 3: that was like a nuke warning, and then some of
Speaker 3: the family members took out the phone and I was like,
Speaker 3: we are trapped.
Speaker 2: We are so trapped. We are like so.
Speaker 1: Bad the nuclear of.
Speaker 2: A nuclear warning.
Speaker 3: Your family is around you and we are recording the
Speaker 3: TV like we're trapped.
Speaker 1: We're all gonna die. We're all dying.
Speaker 3: Like that will be the Apple logo because I know
Speaker 3: they made those things like nuclear like proof, I like
Speaker 3: you have to have that. They want like people to
Speaker 3: find the logo and be like what was this, and
Speaker 3: like backtrack could be like, oh.
Speaker 1: My god, Steve Jobs, my fucking ego is so big
Speaker 1: that I would record that, and while I'm recording it,
Speaker 1: be like, oh, this is gonna be like the the
Speaker 1: thing that everybody watches in a thout one hundred years,
Speaker 1: like in fifty years when they're talking about this specific
Speaker 1: nuclear explosion, like everybody's gonna watch this video. Okay, happened
Speaker 1: to some the AI.
Speaker 5: Yeah, well, I was thinking, did you guys know that
Speaker 5: they trained like a bunch of the models over like
Speaker 5: ten years on the capture data, Like the.
Speaker 1: Capture data, it's like the pictures taken with you. Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Like I think that started eight years ago where
Speaker 5: you click on the traffic light or whatever, and that
Speaker 5: is like the foundational basis upon which they trained all
Speaker 5: the AI.
Speaker 1: Now, oh my god, so we're like creating our own enemies.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I think Google started that like ten years ago
Speaker 5: or something.
Speaker 1: Eh do you know what he said? Yeah, oh you
Speaker 1: get like, well, just you're a girl and it's like technology.
Speaker 2: Yeah that's what I thought you were saying.
Speaker 3: But I was just making sure it's just like no,
Speaker 3: but I have my boy thinking cap on today. I'm
Speaker 3: just making thinking about like pussy and like not washing
Speaker 3: my hands after I pissed and like yeah, like NFTs
Speaker 3: like stuff like yeah, but that's why that those fucking sites.
Speaker 3: I'm like, this is crazy and like TikTok filters and
Speaker 3: all of those things like they freak me the fuck
Speaker 3: out because I'm like, this is fully just like you're
Speaker 3: tapping into something so that AI can fully learn, like
Speaker 3: down to our like facial.
Speaker 1: Like we're teaching the robots exactly what we're trying to
Speaker 1: keep them from learning and knowing. When they're doing the captures,
Speaker 1: it's like, are you a robot? No, click this image?
Speaker 1: And then the robots learning how to click this image.
Speaker 5: Google's AI figured out where the G spot is.
Speaker 1: It doesn't.
Speaker 2: Yeah, people don't like that's a myth.
Speaker 5: Well it must because it's like a super.
Speaker 1: Test it out Like I haven't gone. I haven't gotten
Speaker 1: the opportunity to test because if it tell me, But yeah.
Speaker 2: It scares me. But then I also think.
Speaker 3: I'm like then when I'm back outside, like we we
Speaker 3: were talking about it. You were like talking to me
Speaker 3: about it, and when I was driving my car, I
Speaker 3: was like looking on it.
Speaker 2: I was like, okay, AI this, AI that, But look
Speaker 2: out here, I don't see an AI insight.
Speaker 1: How do you know?
Speaker 3: As far as I know and as far as listen,
Speaker 3: I'm back, ignorance is bliss here. No evil say, no
Speaker 3: evil speak, No here, no evil see, no evil speak
Speaker 3: no evil, And I'm like.
Speaker 2: I don't who what is Ai? Who is that?
Speaker 3: Like that doesn't have anything to do with me as
Speaker 3: far as I'm concerned at the very moment. So I'm like,
Speaker 3: if I can go to the farmer's market and like
Speaker 3: look it through and be like, wow, this is a
Speaker 3: piece of fruit grew like, then I'm like, then that
Speaker 3: stuff doesn't exist, and I would like to think that
Speaker 3: it won't like actually destroy future. But then I'm also like, thankfully,
Speaker 3: Like you know how in the eighties they were like,
Speaker 3: we're gonna have.
Speaker 2: Flying cars in twenty twenty two.
Speaker 3: I think about that for us, I'm like, we don't
Speaker 3: have to necessarily like deal with that. Which sorry about
Speaker 3: two thousand and four babies that I shouted led that
Speaker 3: I was being mean too, that's your problem.
Speaker 1: Like, yeah, the world ending is your problem.
Speaker 2: I'm like, I'm like, AI taking over is.
Speaker 1: You and your thirty No, girl, this ship's gonna take
Speaker 1: over in ten years.
Speaker 2: Maybe they're only five years younger.
Speaker 1: This ship's taken over in ten years. That's the scary part.
Speaker 2: I will just go but watch how we've said that before.
Speaker 1: But I will just go watch how fast that happens.
Speaker 1: It's already happening, so fast. Have your little fun now,
Speaker 1: because it's not gonna be fun in ten years.
Speaker 2: Is it happening that fast?
Speaker 1: But I mean, I.
Speaker 2: Will say over like I guess it is.
Speaker 1: I will say all of the people I follow on
Speaker 1: Twitter using that shit, they're sexy. They're sexy in the
Speaker 1: art side like GPT three years. Yeah, it makes them
Speaker 1: super sexy. And I'm not going to go any further.
Speaker 2: Instagram.
Speaker 1: No, I'm meant Twitter. Oh my god, I'm in Twitter.
Speaker 5: Wait, it makes them sexy because they're using it.
Speaker 2: Friends from North Carolina.
Speaker 1: My NC friends, but they're like post selfies in it,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, damn, you look close.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I feel it makes everyone like a little
Speaker 5: bit more.
Speaker 1: Let me show you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because they literally like it gives them like chiseled features.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but it's so subtle. I'm like, oh, I guess
Speaker 5: you are like really hot and let me show you.
Speaker 3: So I don't even find the need to do that
Speaker 3: because I look at photos of myself now and I'm like,
Speaker 3: I can see I have the creative.
Speaker 1: Mind in your brain. Oh vision, now you see the vision.
Speaker 1: I don't give a fuck. Damn send me this, No, like,
Speaker 1: do you see what I'm saying? Yeah? I do.
Speaker 5: Now that's crazy so you see the vision though, Yeah,
Speaker 5: maybe this is the real like use case for AI. No,
Speaker 5: this is not translating, but don't you can't say that
Speaker 5: there's like something there that you see.
Speaker 1: There's something I do visually see something, but you're done.
Speaker 1: See that's what I desire the most, and when I
Speaker 1: go back to Texas, that's what I get, except last
Speaker 1: time I tried and failed. No one wanted.
Speaker 3: This is just like like the logo for a coffee
Speaker 3: company or something like. This isn't very interesting. All of
Speaker 3: these are like logos for coffee companies.
Speaker 1: Know this one he is a pilot in a pilot chair,
Speaker 1: so maybe like a pilot company or something. And then
Speaker 1: I use this other fucking open Ai ship that freaked me. No,
Speaker 1: in you stop, this is too much. You're gonna see
Speaker 1: that I left, like see I'm on my side account
Speaker 1: leaving likes and ship. But there's another AI by open
Speaker 1: Ai that is actually fucking terrifying. And I was playing
Speaker 1: with it all morning yesterday morning, and I was making
Speaker 1: it literally write like comedy sketches and comedy bits about
Speaker 1: certain things, and it was writing them, and they weren't
Speaker 1: funny at all. They fucking sucked balls and actually, should
Speaker 1: we read one? But like it was, I'm not reading that,
Speaker 1: fuck y'all. But I literally the prompt was, I was like,
Speaker 1: write a comedy bit about like a fart so loud
Speaker 1: that it breaks the sound barrier. And it did, and
Speaker 1: it was awful. But the fact that it had the format,
Speaker 1: the formula and was having the ability to make jokes
Speaker 1: and write it in half a second is fucking insane.
Speaker 1: In this same app or this same AI, you can
Speaker 1: say like, hey, like I'm having trouble coding a part
Speaker 1: of my app, and then you can say like, I
Speaker 1: don't fucking know code lingo like in Python, write some shit,
Speaker 1: or I don't fucking know about like coding your app,
Speaker 1: and it'll ride write fifty lines of code for you.
Speaker 1: That is functional. I have a friend literally actively designing
Speaker 1: an app and he's stuck on a couple of parts
Speaker 1: and he wrote he asked it to write code for him,
Speaker 1: and he implemented it into his app and it legitimately worked,
Speaker 1: and it was like such a big read block for him.
Speaker 1: It's fucking crazy. It's making everything on.
Speaker 3: Some definitely AI has definitely made apps because like that app,
Speaker 3: those apps where it's like the girl getting covered in mud.
Speaker 1: You're running human, you're running on a strip and you
Speaker 1: have to go through like plus ten or times thirty. Yeah,
Speaker 1: as you see like fart.
Speaker 5: And all the mud comes.
Speaker 1: Off of them.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like that has to be a I.
Speaker 5: Like the profile picture app was written with GPT three
Speaker 5: really yeah that. I looked him up on Twitter and
Speaker 5: he had an AI write like eighty percent of that app.
Speaker 1: So it's absolute. Yeah, it's obsolete.
Speaker 3: Not even know the name of the appiccause I'm an
Speaker 3: individual and I like don't follow like things when people
Speaker 3: just do it.
Speaker 2: Why would I have sex with all of the cast
Speaker 2: of MythBusters? Like do you agree or no?
Speaker 1: I under agree? Why is Paramore on fucking she's literally
Speaker 1: the nerd Williams. Why is no one talking about Haley
Speaker 1: Williams being I fucking talked about it a lot. That's crazy.
Speaker 1: But yeah, the old man he's giving, like not anymore.
Speaker 2: I saw him in a new and I was like, okay,
Speaker 2: you should.
Speaker 3: Say it back there he's giving the kittious he was
Speaker 3: wearing two tight clothes.
Speaker 5: The kit is per is which old man the one
Speaker 5: with the mustache. I like to go to one, Adam,
Speaker 5: Adam Savage.
Speaker 3: Let me know, all of them are sexy, but in
Speaker 3: the O G one. Oh not not not this one.
Speaker 1: This one wait Adam Savage.
Speaker 2: Yeah he's but not this one.
Speaker 1: See, I like don't mind him that much.
Speaker 2: I like can't with him. He looks like one of
Speaker 2: those dogs. Do you know what I'm talking?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you know it's he's really red. But a
Speaker 1: little strawberry, Hi, a little cherry.
Speaker 3: Wait one of them is like missing, like there's oh yeah,
Speaker 3: this motherfucker per Okay, Like now that I'm.
Speaker 1: Looking like, maybe he's like two thousand and three hot,
Speaker 1: I know he like, oh the guy that looks like
Speaker 1: he was in some forty one.
Speaker 2: Yes, it's very scary. I don't remember.
Speaker 1: That is so funny and I cannot believe I got
Speaker 1: that reference.
Speaker 2: Like, Okay, he is like lit like, actually.
Speaker 1: He's just cute. He's just cute.
Speaker 2: He's just got that personality. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Should we talk about getting married off by your parents
Speaker 1: as a rite of passage in the Bible belt or
Speaker 1: should we not touch.
Speaker 3: Or should we talk about how it is actually insane?
Speaker 3: How important be getting engaged is to like a huge
Speaker 3: part of society, and that freaks me the fuck out.
Speaker 3: Like we were watching this person's videos and like this
Speaker 3: couple got engaged and it was a huge thing, and
Speaker 3: like it's always a huge thing when you see it,
Speaker 3: and like on the internet, like people are like, oh
Speaker 3: my god, I can't believe this happened. Like here's like
Speaker 3: the hdr like drone footage of it, and it's like,
Speaker 3: oh my god.
Speaker 2: Also like how.
Speaker 3: Are you like getting a nice speech from your partner
Speaker 3: and like not hearing that, I'm being like, what.
Speaker 2: The fuck is happening.
Speaker 1: The drone?
Speaker 2: Right now?
Speaker 1: They also have drones delivering food in grand Berry. You
Speaker 1: can order Chick fil A via fucking drone and it
Speaker 1: will drop it off in your goddamn back.
Speaker 2: You could literally shoot down a drone in fucking Fortnite.
Speaker 5: The progression of this conversation in the last one minute
Speaker 5: is insane.
Speaker 1: Well, I was gonna also say me texting Andy at
Speaker 1: three am saying I love you. It's like a full
Speaker 1: proof sign that I'm suicidal.
Speaker 2: Oh I didn't see that.
Speaker 3: I Oh, okay, but weddings are so fucking not weddings. Actually, Okay,
Speaker 3: here's the thing I can get with a wedding because
Speaker 3: it's an excuse to throw a big party, Like it's
Speaker 3: an excuse to have a huge fucking party to get
Speaker 3: all your stuff to go have fun, like and whatever.
Speaker 3: It is like a little odd that the basis of
Speaker 3: it is like we're a couple, Like, Okay, we've known
Speaker 3: you've been a couple for ten fucking years. Like you're
Speaker 3: not about to like re wrap it up and be like,
Speaker 3: oh my god, guys, we're dating, Like no, like we
Speaker 3: know which, we know you're together.
Speaker 2: Like that's the weirdest part.
Speaker 3: To me with an engagement because people are like, okay,
Speaker 3: Like I'm just like, we've been together for four years,
Speaker 3: Like I need.
Speaker 2: To get engaged. I'm like, that's not going to change
Speaker 2: the fact that y'all fight every day.
Speaker 1: You're poisoned by negativity and anger, and you need some
Speaker 1: cognitive behavioral therapy and just to reframe your mind and
Speaker 1: see the beauty in life, because once you start looking
Speaker 1: for the good, it starts getting good and beautiful.
Speaker 2: That's not gonna change my opinion on what. You know
Speaker 2: who I just thought of, you know the picture of
Speaker 2: Shane Dawson.
Speaker 1: I I literally edited him one time to be like ginormous,
Speaker 1: like I made.
Speaker 2: Him literally call like made him like like.
Speaker 1: I wish I could find that fucking photo, like.
Speaker 3: Made him like nine feet tall but like crouchy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but that fucking photo is so I remember it
Speaker 1: so real though.
Speaker 3: Because like they would be the motherfuckers to have like
Speaker 3: a big drone.
Speaker 2: But it's just like weirdly dark.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 1: It's literally such a sketchy ass vibe and that goddamn photo.
Speaker 1: But the craziest thing is in my twenty twenty one
Speaker 1: like year recap thing I posted on TikTok, I snuck
Speaker 1: like that in there, and like a lot of people
Speaker 1: are like, why the fuck did you put the Shane
Speaker 1: Dawson photo in They're like, cannot believe we're standing Shane
Speaker 1: Dawson in twenty twenty one and shit like that, just
Speaker 1: people who didn't know who I was. Yeah, And then
Speaker 1: I literally just banned the word Shane Dawson from the
Speaker 1: comments section because I'm like, I'm not.
Speaker 2: Dealing with your first righting the fact that.
Speaker 1: I really I'm really not.
Speaker 5: Like.
Speaker 3: Also, the weird thing about engagements is like, okay, like
Speaker 3: so you're just rewrapping up your relationship now it's legal,
Speaker 3: so it's gonna be way harder for you to get
Speaker 3: out of it, which like that is like I know
Speaker 3: that's a negative thought, but like.
Speaker 2: Breakup's already hard, Like why are you? Why are you?
Speaker 3: Like, like you're you're really putting your fucking like lying
Speaker 3: in the sand, You're rewrapping.
Speaker 1: Your people each other.
Speaker 2: You wait, like people take so long to have their wedding.
Speaker 3: I'm like, chop, chop, I'm not keeping up like it
Speaker 3: for four plus months.
Speaker 1: I don't get it because I don't think I'm capable
Speaker 1: of like loving another.
Speaker 2: Well that's different because you have issues. I'm like a
Speaker 2: normal person who just like I.
Speaker 1: But like I get why people get it, do you
Speaker 1: know what I mean? Like I get like why you
Speaker 1: want that and strive for that because it's just like
Speaker 1: it's cute.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I and I understand that.
Speaker 3: But I'm like, I guess it really is because I
Speaker 3: never grew up around its.
Speaker 1: So you have also always always been like anti marriage,
Speaker 1: like not in like a negative way, just in a
Speaker 1: way that you're like I can show my love in
Speaker 1: other ways without like a legal fucking paper, Like yeah,
Speaker 1: but that's.
Speaker 3: Because I never grew up around anybody who was like
Speaker 3: could or was getting it done legally? So I'm like,
Speaker 3: you're just married, babe, you've lived together for ten years.
Speaker 2: Like in my head, you're married.
Speaker 3: Like you don't have to you don't have to make
Speaker 3: it literally like a fucking legal Olympic to break up,
Speaker 3: Like you can just be married and normal.
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna whoever I.
Speaker 3: End up with.
Speaker 1: I'm like, what are you mine?
Speaker 2: Am I yours? No?
Speaker 1: Wad be mine forever.
Speaker 2: I'll make you my husband if it doesn't work out.
Speaker 3: Okay, see in my other routes of interest, in my
Speaker 3: other options.
Speaker 2: You could be my husband.
Speaker 1: Okay. See that's like my biggest plan is to write
Speaker 1: that's why I've been friends with you for so long.
Speaker 1: I've been putting up with all the bullshit, and I
Speaker 1: will I will be your bet g gay best friend
Speaker 1: till the end. But like, really, what I'm after is
Speaker 1: that pussy. That's really all I've been here for. Let's
Speaker 1: talk about it.
Speaker 3: Wow, So damn you're really committed to the bit because
Speaker 3: like you're having a lot of sex with men.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because I can't. I don't want I don't want
Speaker 1: to be. I don't want to be to get caught yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't want to get caught, so I'm just like
Speaker 1: as inconspicuous.
Speaker 2: As possible, So you're just gonna cheat on me until See.
Speaker 1: The thing is is there are people out there that
Speaker 1: believe that, Like I actually think there's people in my
Speaker 1: family that probably think like we're like a thing without
Speaker 1: the label and ship. Like I guarantee my grandma and
Speaker 1: Janita like actually thinks worth.
Speaker 2: Because there's believe there's no reason for her to be
Speaker 2: obsessed with me the way she is unless.
Speaker 3: She thought I was in her family, like she she
Speaker 3: like I am family to her, but like I will say,
Speaker 3: we talk about this all the time.
Speaker 2: But like in a way, that's how.
Speaker 3: I see it too though, because I'm like, like Madeline's
Speaker 3: like niece, Like that's.
Speaker 2: My niece, like and there's no going around.
Speaker 3: But that also could be like I kind of grew
Speaker 3: up with Madeline too, so now I just have like
Speaker 3: a parasocial not even parasol, So I literally have like
Speaker 3: an intimate relationship with Madeline in a way that I'm.
Speaker 1: Like, that's my the way my grandma texts me more
Speaker 1: about Enya and says, tell ya, I love her. Then
Speaker 1: she says I love you to me, it's fucking insane.
Speaker 1: And how you even you've met her once in person
Speaker 1: as a celebration, no matter once.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah the party through the party though she made
Speaker 2: the party.
Speaker 1: She did, she really did. She turned out, she made
Speaker 1: it a party. She's the girl at the party. She
Speaker 1: killed my brother, is what it is.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've only met her once, but I just had
Speaker 2: that effect on people. Yeah, I mean people they're like,
Speaker 2: that's obsessed with you.
Speaker 1: No, that's literally realist. Fuck. Like, yesterday we met two
Speaker 1: people that we've known for a while, and I could
Speaker 1: feel everybody's energy in that conversation gravitating towards you. Not
Speaker 1: in a bad way, but I was just like, damn
Speaker 1: and naturally like andya just commands like an audience.
Speaker 2: I'm just charismatic. I'm sexy. Also, my big tits help
Speaker 2: because people are like, it's.
Speaker 1: Hard to look away from It's hard. It's really hard
Speaker 1: to look away.
Speaker 3: And there's just like a tension that brings people to Okay, actually,
Speaker 3: because I shove magnets within the skin layers and then
Speaker 3: I throw air tags and everybody, so they're just like.
Speaker 2: A magnetic pull.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, So the thing is is I actually.
Speaker 2: Do I'm just replaced with air tags.
Speaker 1: Don't do that. Don't do that.
Speaker 2: I'm wanna get air tags.
Speaker 1: Your body will.
Speaker 2: Rejecting and attach air tags.
Speaker 1: I want to know about my piercing so bad so
Speaker 1: it can just lay in my disgusting, fucking, furry, hairy belly.
Speaker 1: But I need to address this because it's actually like
Speaker 1: getting out of hand a little bit. But on the
Speaker 1: fucking subreddit someone was like, I've been here for three
Speaker 1: years and I still don't know if Drew is gay
Speaker 1: or straight. Bitch, I'm fucking straight, Like I'm actually fucking straight.
Speaker 1: It's actually annoying at this point that like you would
Speaker 1: even go there, Like.
Speaker 3: Also for you to like assume that like a gay
Speaker 3: man can't just indulge in Grinder and like explore his
Speaker 3: like intimacy, Like.
Speaker 1: And you're you're telling me a lactose intolerant person can't
Speaker 1: go down the milk aisle in the grocery store. I'm
Speaker 1: just looking is that, Like yeah, that's like someone on
Speaker 1: Grinder was like, I'm straight, by the way, and the
Speaker 1: dude responding back was like this is Grinder, babe or
Speaker 1: something like that, and he was like, oh, so you're
Speaker 1: telling me lactos and tolerant people can't go down the
Speaker 1: milk aisle and just look like in the grocery store,
Speaker 1: Like wow, okay.
Speaker 2: That's a really good one.
Speaker 1: You're right, right, right right WHOA.
Speaker 2: We were both like taking a moment to look at
Speaker 2: our notes.
Speaker 3: Mister beasts is actually fucking awesome, Like we've already said
Speaker 3: this and gone on like a a pro mister beast rand,
Speaker 3: which is actually fucking annoying, Like like actually, I was
Speaker 3: gonna be like, why hasn't he seen us talk about him?
Speaker 3: But we've talked about him once? And also he's like
Speaker 3: the biggest YouTube ever forty five minutes he was talking
Speaker 3: about him at all moments.
Speaker 1: But like why there's something special about.
Speaker 2: Us, something about me like put me in the bara.
Speaker 1: Literally put me in the box. He is so literally last.
Speaker 2: Video are you good? Wait? How many videos does he
Speaker 2: release a month?
Speaker 1: Like maybe one or two? But his last video made
Speaker 1: me and Enya so happy that kids versus one hundred.
Speaker 3: Literally I teared up the first time we watch it,
Speaker 3: and then the second time we watched it, I cried.
Speaker 3: Yeah I care for spoilers.
Speaker 1: Okay, spoilers alerts, mister spoiler alert yeah, we don't spoil
Speaker 1: alert anything else we ever do, but for some reason
Speaker 1: we choose the spoiler Mister V's video. It is more
Speaker 1: culturally important than any movie I've seen, you know what
Speaker 1: it is?
Speaker 3: Like I think why that video bayed us like so
Speaker 3: emotional is because we have fully gone to the age
Speaker 3: that we cry at like everything that like is a
Speaker 3: tear drinker on our iPhones, yeah, and on TV, Like
Speaker 3: I literally like at any sight of like a parent
Speaker 3: child relationship being sweet, I will cry and kill myself
Speaker 3: and like heel over and die and like roll over,
Speaker 3: like I literally will pass away. And that episode so
Speaker 3: basically what it was, it was one hundred kids versus
Speaker 3: one hundred adults. And you're like that's already interesting and
Speaker 3: then we're like how was that legally possible?
Speaker 2: But it's because it's like the parents versus kids.
Speaker 1: So it's like parents like signing waivers that their kids
Speaker 1: can stay in these fucking boxes for a week, and like.
Speaker 2: The parents are involved too, so like the dude.
Speaker 1: This was actually kind of crazy because they buried kids
Speaker 1: in coffins. They buried like seventy kids. It was weird
Speaker 1: as fun. Misters is like actually treading behind like he
Speaker 1: is pushing it.
Speaker 2: But it's just like kids versus parents whatever. And at
Speaker 2: the end, like at one point they like let them talk.
Speaker 3: Because the boxes are next to each other, and they
Speaker 3: put a pipe through and the kids talk to each other,
Speaker 3: and the kids like start crying talking to their parents,
Speaker 3: and their parents too, and like some of the kids
Speaker 3: call for their parents and their parents aren't in the
Speaker 3: box like anymore trying to win, so the kids get
Speaker 3: really upset and sad and like it's just so like
Speaker 3: like emotionally.
Speaker 5: Like this seems objectively fucked up. What are you talking?
Speaker 1: No, no, no, you have to watch it.
Speaker 5: You have to watch it describing kids being tortured.
Speaker 3: Separated from the sweet and it is, you know, like
Speaker 3: the kids and parents because then at the end, a
Speaker 3: bunch of the kids that were left, a bunch of
Speaker 3: their parents are in the box still like they they
Speaker 3: all stayed in these also box mix.
Speaker 2: It sounds tiny, but it's a building, like it's a huge.
Speaker 5: I was like literally a coffin.
Speaker 1: No, no, they were buried in coffins underground.
Speaker 5: What is going on?
Speaker 3: It's literally like he built like two like huge building
Speaker 3: shape like boxes and it's like saying the Box Challenge,
Speaker 3: like whatever, it is odd that there's a boarding party
Speaker 3: in there because I know it's stunk because it was
Speaker 3: like four days and going in there cleaning it because
Speaker 3: I'm like, those kids are shitting their ass off. They're
Speaker 3: feeding everybody oatmeal every day, like their metabolism is kicking
Speaker 3: right now.
Speaker 2: But it's just.
Speaker 3: Because at the end they all like come out and
Speaker 3: they like hug each other and it's sweet and like
Speaker 3: the kids and adults who like both stayed in it
Speaker 3: or crying.
Speaker 2: And they're like you did it, you did it, Oh
Speaker 2: my god, and.
Speaker 3: They're like just all so proud because like you know,
Speaker 3: before they left that morning to like go to the competition,
Speaker 3: they sat at the table and they were like, Okay, no,
Speaker 3: no matter what, stay in there, and I'm going to
Speaker 3: stay in there too, so that like, no matter what happens,
Speaker 3: like we will walk away winning this. I was just
Speaker 3: sweet because it's like, ah, I feel like it's very animalistic.
Speaker 5: I feel like the final Mister Beast video is going
Speaker 5: to be Mister be bailing out the United States and
Speaker 5: like the next financial crisis or something, hopefully.
Speaker 2: Like literally he's so long, what is it?
Speaker 3: I call it kind of scary, like in a way
Speaker 3: like there's something up.
Speaker 1: Yeah. No, and forever Adam Roper or what is his name, Mark,
Speaker 1: Mark Rober and mister Beast have some skeletons in their
Speaker 1: closet that that guy is awesome. I love Mark.
Speaker 5: I actually get excited like a baby when I see
Speaker 5: he drops a video because he'll like make squirrels like
Speaker 5: do these competitions and stuff in his backyard. Yeah, it's
Speaker 5: really sad, but.
Speaker 2: I've seen like the guy who like feeds all his raccoons,
Speaker 2: but I haven't seen that.
Speaker 1: No, No, it's it's it's like really high budget science
Speaker 1: based content. Like hey, he worked on like a rovert
Speaker 1: in Nassam and started like a YouTube channel that science
Speaker 1: based and there's it's good. There's some evil energy there
Speaker 1: that I cannot explain. I cannot explain it. No, I'm
Speaker 1: just kidding. He's such a good guy. He really is
Speaker 1: so nice.
Speaker 3: That's like the part of me that like fears power
Speaker 3: is like there's something up with mister bees.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: But then the part of me that I'm like he's
Speaker 3: just like a dude who's literally like like yeah, you.
Speaker 2: Know what, you go sinky because I kind of have
Speaker 2: a feeling he stinks, but like you go stinky.
Speaker 1: But Blackstone Reality Real real Estate worth one hundred and
Speaker 1: twenty five billion dollars owns one hundred and twenty five
Speaker 1: billion dollars of apartment complexes all across America and have
Speaker 1: been buying it up ever since two thousand and eight,
Speaker 1: probably prior while they're collapsing, and so are all the
Speaker 1: other make a reality or real estate companies. So like
Speaker 1: just wait, just wait, everything's going to go back to
Speaker 1: how it was supposed to be, where we can all
Speaker 1: own our own stuff.
Speaker 3: Well, well, I think if you use your phone and
Speaker 3: text somebody horizontally.
Speaker 2: That you're a fucking killer.
Speaker 1: Wait text on horizontally, like because.
Speaker 3: You can like turn off the thing and like text
Speaker 3: on your phone like this, oh Eerconomically, it's probably way better.
Speaker 1: I thought you were saying me doing that and like
Speaker 1: that I'm a killer.
Speaker 3: No, But like like that's like an old people thing,
Speaker 3: like why is fucking like why are you like turning
Speaker 3: your phone and like.
Speaker 2: Using it like that?
Speaker 5: I swear when the iPhone first came out, people would
Speaker 5: do that.
Speaker 2: No, because that was like you think I don't have
Speaker 2: a sidekick? Look at that.
Speaker 5: Yeah, exactly, because.
Speaker 2: Like that's when it was like lit.
Speaker 1: But like now, actually recently, I have been using my
Speaker 1: phone more often in horizontal mode than vertical mode because
Speaker 1: I've just been watching so much YouTube because I'm trying
Speaker 1: to get off of every other social media app. And yeah, that's.
Speaker 2: Normal watching like the YouTube video like that, but like
Speaker 2: texting like that.
Speaker 3: Like if you got off the YouTube video and you
Speaker 3: were able to type and look at videos, I'm like
Speaker 3: get like, get on your iPad, like what.
Speaker 2: Why are you on your iPhone like that? Even on
Speaker 2: your like if you text on your iPad, why are
Speaker 2: you doing that?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 1: I do that. I do that everywhere.
Speaker 2: I have the keyboard attachment to your iPad.
Speaker 1: You caught me doing that last night. I was sending
Speaker 1: audio messages. I literally it was so funny. I was like, Damn,
Speaker 1: this is like the first night in a very long
Speaker 1: time that I haven't been super like emotionally depressed and
Speaker 1: sad before going to bed and thinking about everything and
Speaker 1: freaking the fuck out. And I was like, damn, like
Speaker 1: I feel so good and happy and I love life.
Speaker 1: And I was just like spreading that joy with my
Speaker 1: really close friends Hunter and Tag, and I was like dude,
Speaker 1: life is beautiful. All you have to do is just
Speaker 1: like love. That's it, Like be happy. And then and
Speaker 1: you barged in with like the most gnarly, like anxiety
Speaker 1: stress inducing conversation I've ever had in my entire fucking life.
Speaker 1: And then I was like, I was like, oh, like
Speaker 1: I don't care, like I can see the beauty in
Speaker 1: life and I love everything. And then just I like
Speaker 1: kept thinking about it spiraling. Granted it pitched me off,
Speaker 1: not you, the conversation at hand, but you know.
Speaker 2: I had to do it, like I just like I
Speaker 2: could sense from the living room. I was like, Drew
Speaker 2: is silent and happy, and I need to go over
Speaker 2: there and I need to kill that joy. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: just need to remind you that like, life.
Speaker 1: Is not evil. There's nothing good that happens. It's it's
Speaker 1: a pit of suffering. Why am I like cyphysiss your
Speaker 1: syphilis syphilis, the guy who rolls the ball up the syphilis. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you are serving syphiliss, sissyphis cissy fist. Oh, Candace Owens
Speaker 1: needs to keep my name out her fucking mouth for
Speaker 1: said your name. She needs to show the fuck out
Speaker 1: like Candace Owens, like, yes, I'm a man. Yes, I
Speaker 1: wear dresses like you don't have to post it on video.
Speaker 2: Wasn't the video of you in the living room and
Speaker 2: my big ass dress twirling?
Speaker 1: There was one of me frolicking around in one of
Speaker 1: your dress is in your bedroom, Sade? She posted inside
Speaker 1: posted that as a rebuttal, the one of me spinning
Speaker 1: in the dress, Sade. And I was like, yeah, like
Speaker 1: I don't give a fuck. But I was lumped in
Speaker 1: with like Harry Styles and other uber famous people at
Speaker 1: the point at that time, So I was like, damn,
Speaker 1: like she sees me in this dress and things like
Speaker 1: Harry Styles, yeah, or things like oh like big influence,
Speaker 1: Like I can twist it to feed my ego somehow.
Speaker 1: But that bitch really did post me and I don't
Speaker 1: give a fuck. Like she thinks you're going to hell,
Speaker 1: you literally cannot. She needs to keep my name out
Speaker 1: of her mouth. I'm not fucking playing.
Speaker 2: You need to keep your mouth on my mouth. I
Speaker 2: want you to know that.
Speaker 3: How come I can't smoke on a plane but they
Speaker 3: could cook that stinky fucking fish up there?
Speaker 1: Yeah, true?
Speaker 2: Like why like literally, what is me smoking? Like a
Speaker 2: little bit gonna do? If anything? You need me to
Speaker 2: smoke on the plane to eradicate the fox before I
Speaker 2: think everybody like hits something.
Speaker 5: Somebody trying to build a bomb on the plane that
Speaker 5: I was on from New York. I believe you, I'm
Speaker 5: being serious.
Speaker 1: How did they do that?
Speaker 2: That's a shame.
Speaker 5: Okay, I don't know if it was a bomb, but
Speaker 5: like I looked over and the sky came out and
Speaker 5: a ton of smoke came out of the bathroom, and
Speaker 5: then the flight attendant was like, shit, you shit a
Speaker 5: cartoon sh the new.
Speaker 1: Kiki Palmer snl a bit. Yeah, it's fucking baby smoking
Speaker 1: cigarettes inside of him.
Speaker 5: Okay, So the flight attendant went over, Yeah, the flight
Speaker 5: was like, excuse me, did you light something on fire?
Speaker 5: And he was like, I have no idea what you're
Speaker 5: talking about. And there's just like a ship ton of
Speaker 5: smoke coming out. She's like, come over here, look at this,
Speaker 5: look at this, and it like she was like yelling
Speaker 5: at him in front of everyone, and he just would
Speaker 5: not admit to clearly, like he'd like he had like
Speaker 5: the box mod like it literally seemed like you had
Speaker 5: a fog machine in there, because he was like, I
Speaker 5: have literally no idea what you're talking about that house.
Speaker 1: Maddox one time on a plane, he was, I forget
Speaker 1: what there. I think they were flying to Missouri and
Speaker 1: it was Madeline, my mom, Steven, my dad, and Maddox
Speaker 1: going to Missouri and Maddox it was a completely empty flight,
Speaker 1: like they were the only five people on this airplane.
Speaker 1: And Maddox's like my nine year old nephew, he was
Speaker 1: probably eight or seven at the time. He went to
Speaker 1: the bathroom and like disappeared for like thirty minutes, and
Speaker 1: everybody was like, where the fuck is Maddix. And then
Speaker 1: he came back and he just sat down and was
Speaker 1: completely silent for the rest of the flight. And then
Speaker 1: my sister went up to go to the restroom and
Speaker 1: Maddox had gone into that restroom and destroyed it like
Speaker 1: soaked like toilet paper and like water and through it
Speaker 1: at the sink and was trying like flushing the toilet
Speaker 1: paper down this like the toilet as it like go,
Speaker 1: and like he had fucked it up. And he completely lied.
Speaker 1: He was the only person that went into that bathroom
Speaker 1: the entire flight other than Madeline. And he is still
Speaker 1: to this day committed to that line. He will not
Speaker 1: admit that he destroyed the bathroom and it was so
Speaker 1: bad that the flight attendant was just like, no, the
Speaker 1: spats rooms like off limits. You had to use the
Speaker 1: other one. And like he lied, and like it's hilarious,
Speaker 1: Like I don't give a fuck.
Speaker 2: He got his iPad taken away.
Speaker 1: No he did, Like he got in a lot of trouble.
Speaker 1: I was gonna say he got his ass beet, but
Speaker 1: he didn't get his speed.
Speaker 2: Well he did because I beat his ass.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, but.
Speaker 2: I don't know what I was gonna say.
Speaker 3: Oh, I love when kids lie. Like once kids get
Speaker 3: to the age where they just start lying, it's so good.
Speaker 3: Someone the other day told me that actually kids like
Speaker 3: lying early is a good sign of their intelligence, because.
Speaker 1: It was just like itching behind my ear, just getting
Speaker 1: them ocean right.
Speaker 3: I hate, but it's like a sign of intelligence because
Speaker 3: like if a kid can sit here in articulate like
Speaker 3: a situation to be like, oh, how can I frame
Speaker 3: this situation that like it will benefit me If they
Speaker 3: start doing that really young, that is kind of scary,
Speaker 3: but like it's a sign of intelligence because if like
Speaker 3: your four year old can be like, Okay, that thing
Speaker 3: was wrong, I'm gonna say that I did this instead
Speaker 3: so that like it doesn't fall back on me. Then
Speaker 3: it's like showing that the kid has like can just
Speaker 3: like keep up, like okay, like I know this, I
Speaker 3: know that, I know.
Speaker 2: That, but also maybe like terrifying.
Speaker 3: I like kids when they like lie about stupid shit
Speaker 3: like that, like him coming to the seat dead silent,
Speaker 3: being dead.
Speaker 1: Silent, like he knew, like yeah, he was, like you know, it's.
Speaker 3: Also to think about as he got it there he
Speaker 3: did the first mark of bad action was like that
Speaker 3: felt good, Like he probably started with like squirting the
Speaker 3: soap and not taking it and it just fucking shooting.
Speaker 1: It was like he's he's like a well behaved kid,
Speaker 1: and this was like a purge for him, like he's
Speaker 1: never done anything like this ever, but like it was
Speaker 1: apparently like brutal in gnarly and cannot believe literally.
Speaker 2: Just so bored.
Speaker 3: Y'all also put him on a fucking metal tube probably
Speaker 3: with no movies on his iPad.
Speaker 1: He's like, yeah, and he probably didn't take his medicine
Speaker 1: that day, dude. It was it was just like a
Speaker 1: lot like apparently for my parents and Madeline and Steve.
Speaker 1: But it's so funny him getting in trouble when he
Speaker 1: does something like stupid or that he doesn't shouldn't be
Speaker 1: doing because he actually is like really intelligent. Like I
Speaker 1: actually believe that he is like super smart and way
Speaker 1: too smart for his own good. And he's like way
Speaker 1: too smart for his own good. And uh, every time
Speaker 1: he gets in trouble, like it is so funny to
Speaker 1: watch the way he reacts to it because he like
Speaker 1: shut down, shuts down, gets super red, like doesn't cry,
Speaker 1: but like is like a complete Like you can see
Speaker 1: how embarrassed he is that he like did that because
Speaker 1: he knows better. Yeah, I just like when kids know better.
Speaker 3: My my cousin's what, Oh it's funny.
Speaker 5: You guys are funny people. So I'm sorry that I
Speaker 5: like to like to.
Speaker 2: Laugh tomorrow, don't even bother talking in Oh my god.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're recording like eighteen episodes in a row for
Speaker 1: you guys. It's gonna be so hard.
Speaker 3: Well, with that being said, should we hop into some media, Yeah,
Speaker 3: mediash media.
Speaker 5: What if I put my head in the oven like
Speaker 5: Sylvia Plath, I.
Speaker 1: Would actually so hard?
Speaker 2: Is it kill you? You would die from decapital I.
Speaker 1: Would love if you did that.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna save that for the sixty ninth episode.
Speaker 1: Damn. You know what was really damn that body, like whoa.
Speaker 3: You know what sucked is my family stores like oil,
Speaker 3: like used oil. Like if they like fried something, they'll
Speaker 3: like if it's a big thing of oil, they'll just
Speaker 3: store it in the oven. And so many times as
Speaker 3: a fucking kid, I'd be like, I'm gonna make cookies
Speaker 3: and turn on the oven and.
Speaker 1: I I just burned smoke out the hell and like.
Speaker 3: I opened the oven to go put my cookies in,
Speaker 3: and I get like fucking bombed by like a bunch
Speaker 3: of like smoke from burnt oil. Or like I would
Speaker 3: when I would go take the oil, I would drop
Speaker 3: all the oil at the bottle and be like fuck,
Speaker 3: I'd like I don't want to fucking clean it, and
Speaker 3: I would just like put it back and then it
Speaker 3: would still burn. And then like that burnt oil would
Speaker 3: burn over and over and over again every time I
Speaker 3: use it.
Speaker 1: Burn burned these nuts. Well, here's my I have a
Speaker 1: note that is just ha ha ha ha.
Speaker 2: Okay, you're a freak. My media of the week is
Speaker 2: boys a Liar by Pink Panthers.
Speaker 1: I genuinely have listened to that song thirty eight to
Speaker 1: forty five times in the last two days.
Speaker 2: Because it's literally only two minutes long.
Speaker 1: It is the only song she has listened to now
Speaker 1: when you.
Speaker 3: Put that oh, as I say, when you put that
Speaker 3: into time, I've only listened to it for twenty minutes,
Speaker 3: but that's like eighty minutes of listening.
Speaker 1: Damn, damn, damn, damn.
Speaker 2: And honestly, that's the only media I'm gonna give you
Speaker 2: guys today. Actually, my other song is and this is
Speaker 2: my last media is take About by Madonna's a song.
Speaker 5: Oh.
Speaker 1: I've been listening to like a lot of Brazilian funk yesterday.
Speaker 1: I mean, Jesus Christ, I've been listening to a lot
Speaker 1: of Brazilian funk recently, which is like the most lit
Speaker 1: music I think ever created. I haven't heard like anything
Speaker 1: that makes me want to like move more than that music.
Speaker 1: I don't have any specific songs off the top of
Speaker 1: my head because it's just like a bunch of like
Speaker 1: random m season DJs on SoundCloud, Like it's like a
Speaker 1: playlist that our friend made for me. But yeah, just
Speaker 1: look into it and find your own shit. It's really
Speaker 1: really fun. And then still on my like schizophrenic music taste,
Speaker 1: like I made a playlist of just like all the
Speaker 1: music that like genuinely like there's no reason I should
Speaker 1: be listening. I don't know what this song is, but like,
Speaker 1: that's not a real song, and I love this. I'm
Speaker 1: just so into it right now and I cannot get
Speaker 1: out of that hole. But like an example is uh,
Speaker 1: I think I already said all this shit.
Speaker 2: I know a lot of my stuff I've been listening
Speaker 2: to already, so I've said already. So I'm just like
Speaker 2: I'm taking up fellow.
Speaker 1: Silence, Amiga as Una, Lastima k Algin. I don't know
Speaker 1: how the last story is cut off by arrow gross
Speaker 1: rave Rats, but that's like a ten minute song. I
Speaker 1: don't fucking know. And I haven't been watching movies. I
Speaker 1: want to go see Bones and All or the new
Speaker 1: Pixar movie Strange World. Yeah, I'm down.
Speaker 3: I want to say Strange our friend who we're supposed
Speaker 3: to see more who.
Speaker 2: I don't know how we're gonna make that work?
Speaker 1: Oh we actually?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I have to hit that motherfucker up because I
Speaker 3: can't today because I have literally after this after run
Speaker 3: to a shoot.
Speaker 2: And then I have the gym after.
Speaker 1: That, So damn. I don't know why I'm so fucking nervous,
Speaker 1: But anyways.
Speaker 2: You're always nervous to meet new people.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I hate I hate having to Like yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't hate it, I love it, but like it's so
Speaker 1: fucking hard for me to like be comfortable around a
Speaker 1: new person because like I'm just like a like just
Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't know, I get to my head,
Speaker 1: but I I have been playing. I haven't been watching movies.
Speaker 1: I'm want to see strange world bones and all. But
Speaker 1: I've been playing the new Pokemon game, which, like, if
Speaker 1: you just look at like internet reviews of that game,
Speaker 1: like it looks like it's the worst game ever created,
Speaker 1: but I actually played it, and there is a reason
Speaker 1: why it sold ten million copies in the first week.
Speaker 1: It is, I personally think, like the best Pokemon game
Speaker 1: ever made. And like I hate when people say this
Speaker 1: about triple a billion dollar gaming companies, where they're like
Speaker 1: it's a step in the right direction, but like it
Speaker 1: really is. Like if they could just figure out the graphics,
Speaker 1: it would be a masterpiece. But like I don't even
Speaker 1: know if you could run cood graphics other than fucking
Speaker 1: Breath of the Wild, which was in development for fifteen
Speaker 1: fucking years on the switch. Like, I don't know, I
Speaker 1: have my qualms and thoughts about it, but Pokemon Violet
Speaker 1: and Scarlet is a really great game and you should
Speaker 1: play it. And I already beat it. I beat it
Speaker 1: in like four days and then I just have kind
Speaker 1: of been chilling on it. It's like the first game
Speaker 1: in a while that I like, am okay, just like
Speaker 1: picking up my switch and playing randomly.
Speaker 2: All right, Well, thank you guys so much for listening.
Speaker 1: Yeah, thank you for tuning in for just weekends.
Speaker 6: And yeah, if you can get as number one on Spotify,
Speaker 6: I will make an only fans.
Speaker 1: I will make an only fans, and I will show
Speaker 1: my cock.
Speaker 6: Let's get me number one on Spotify.